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- Previously
on Foursome.
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A scorching secret
had us quaking when
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Dakota's ex-girlfriend
showed up on Beach Island.
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- You dated a girl?
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- She's a hard
10 and had us all revved.
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- Yes, please.
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- Unfortunately,
I was randy for
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more than just candy.
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With the OG crew Marge charged,
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it was up to Peg
to save the day.
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- You're one of us.
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Our Foursome once
again is complete.
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Okay, let's talk about this.
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We only have two days left here
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and I don't want to
waste them grumping.
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What's our problem?
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Why can't we lie and fry?
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- Well, I--
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- My lips are no longer sealed.
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Marge was the last
person I kissed and
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that vampy vampire sucked
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the man mojo right
out of my mouth.
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Watch this.
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Who wants some sugar?
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- No thanks.
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- See?
- Well, I--
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- The other wedge
is about to drop.
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Everything's been
going too phat.
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I've got a smoking
boyfriend who I really like,
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I'm here with my three
best buds and also Peg.
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And I am totally balance
beaming SUC with you and me.
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Everything's too good.
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It's only a matter of time
before something goes wrong.
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- See? It begins.
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- Yeah, well, I--
- Completely bananasplitting.
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I really biffed it
by dividing my time
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between Kent and Josh,
totally overwhelmed.
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- Well, I--
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- Hidee-ho, fellow fun monkeys.
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- Hi, Mr. Shaw.
Look what I found!
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- You've officially turned into
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the fruit basket you are inside.
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- I was getting
some footage for...
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something...
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and I saw this at your back
door, thought I'd drop it off.
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- What is it?
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- I don't know,
but I'm dying to find out.
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Open it, open it,
open it, open it!
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- Okay, okay.
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Protein powder.
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A football.
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- Alec.
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- Alec.
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- "Dear Andie,
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
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"But thinking has made
me a changed dude.
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"I can't wait till you
get home so I can show you
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"what a legit big bro I can be.
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"I hope you and your
pals enjoy these
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"tickets to a sweat lodge.
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"May your journey be bitchin'.
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"Muah, Alec."
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- Why would Alec
send you a package?
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- To make things right.
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Ah, I think it's beautiful.
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- You know, I can't say
that I saw this coming but
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I have to admit,
a sweat lodge does sound like the
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perfect thing for
all of us right now.
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I can clear my mind.
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- I can sweat out Marge
and find my man-jo.
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- And I'll be trapped
in a safe space
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where not much can go wrong.
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- Perfect,
I'll go make our reservations.
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- I'm wondering why Alec
said he's been thinking a lot
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lately, doesn't that
seem very un-Alec like?
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- Yes.
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But I think we should just let
our candygram have this one.
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I mean Alec's been making her
life miserable since forever.
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Not to mention we could all
use a spiritual romp right now.
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- I know I could.
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I could definitely use
footage of you guys for...
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something.
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- Um, sorry Mr. Shaw, but I only
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made the reservation for four.
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- Ah, say no more!
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Ol' Shaw will catch you guys
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at your next amazing,
life-changing experience.
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- That one's sold out, too.
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- Who's ready to sweat it out
on the top of Bone Mountain?
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- The Swelter Shelter,
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Beach Island's only sweat lodge.
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- Ooh, look, Court,
it's almost as dirty as you!
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- Welcome to the
Swelter Shelter,
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where you get to the
bottom by climbing to
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the top of the bone,
then you stop, then you turn,
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then you get in the
zone, then you get to
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the bottom and
I'll see you again!
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Questions?
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Oh, I meant metaphorically.
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You all signed one of
these, right?
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Right on, let's do
this, come on.
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Come on, yes.
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- I'm really not
so sure about this.
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What if Alec is trying
to dehydrate us?
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I really think maybe-
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- Stop worrying, little lemur.
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If Alec can't spell it,
he doesn't know what it means.
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And dehydrate has hella letters,
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there's a t-
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- But what if Alec-
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- Shhh, Swelter Shelter.
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Come, little boy.
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- Oh, I'm a female.
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- Okay, you can do this.
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Just go in there and say,
"Alec, it's possible that
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"Greer is using you
to get to Andie,
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"and I'm not gonna
let that happen."
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No, I can't say that.
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You're really gonna let
Greer do this to your girl?
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Man up, Sadack.
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Stop talking to yourself.
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Here we go.
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Alec, I need to talk...
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Whoa!
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- What's up?
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- What are you--
why are you even--
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Greer, where is Alec?
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- Oh, he'll be back shortly.
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I sent him our for some
NoPreg and noodles.
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I love a good slurp and slam.
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- Could you put some
clothes on please?
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- Excuse me,
but you're on my turf,
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and I am comfortable
just the way I am,
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thank you very little.
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Now run along dungaroo,
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I'm sure you're dying
to spill to Andie about
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big, bad Greer and her big bro.
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- I'm sure you'd love that,
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but I'm staying right
here until I talk to
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Alec and squash whatever it is
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that's happening
between you two.
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- Oh, so eager beaver to
talk to my beaver pleaser.
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You want to stab big
Fix in the back again by
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giving him a firsthand
account of what
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really happened in
that motel room?
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- I'm pretty sure
I'm not the one who's
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backstabbing the Fixlers.
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- How double dare you?
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- It's a lot bigger
inside, isn't it?
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Good afternoon,
sailors on this spiritual journey.
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Now to begin with,
let's all visualize what
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brought us here.
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- Oh, hell, no.
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- What happened to
the dirty wizard?
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- Is everyone else
seeing Mr. Shaw?
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Everyone else sees Shaw, right?
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I'm not the only
one seeing Shaw?
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- Visualize what
brought you here.
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- Huh?
- Think about it.
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The shaman told us to
visualize what brought us here.
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Steven Shaw brought
us the package.
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- Oh, guys,
I don't want Shaw to guide me.
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- But Andie, remember?
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This could help you reach
the clarity you need to
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figure out how to time-
manage Kent and Josh.
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And I know I could
use a distraction from
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my impending doom and God knows
Dakota needs his rocks back.
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- Preach!
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- Well,
I for one am not so sure about-
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- You guys are right.
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Let's do this.
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I can't believe you're
my spiritual guide.
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- Andie Fixler,
it's time you eat a pill of
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the chill variety,
and unbend into the pretend.
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Are you ready for
your revelation?
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- Kent!
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I was so scared.
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I'm so happy you're here.
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- I'm always here for
you, Andie.
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- Something's not right.
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- Yeah, something isn't right.
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- De Josh vu.
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What are you doing?
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Get off of me!
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- You're not just my
friend's little sister.
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- No!
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You pretended it didn't happen.
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You went back to Greer.
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You watched her treat
me like garbage.
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You left me all alone!
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- It's always been her.
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- It's always been her?
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What does that mean?
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- Gross.
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Ooh. Hmm.
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Have fun fitting into a double
zero, Andie Fatler.
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- Ugh, make yourself at home
much, squatter?
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- Well, I'm thinking Alec will
be gone for the long haul.
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Whoa, why did you change
into other lingerie?
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- Oh, I guess we both made
ourselves more comfortable.
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- Oh, come on.
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What are you doing
with Andie's clothes?
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- Oh, this, yeah.
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I figured since Alec and
I got the freshest of
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fresh starts, I simply wanted
to do the samsies for Andie.
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Alee-oop.
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- Hey!
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- Loosen your goosen,
Sadack, I'm replacing them
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all with tight threads.
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Super tight.
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- Yes.
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Breathe it in, breathe it in.
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- What the cluck is this?
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What can't I say cluck?
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Cluck, cluck.
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Motherclucker!
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- Only once you
discover why this
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flightless bird lives inside of
you, undercover,
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will you be reborn
and once again
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find your form, your journey.
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Spirit animal!
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- Surplus Shaw,
you better dissolve your ass back in
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here in and de-chicken me.
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I was supposed to
get my manhood back,
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so why in the dickens
would I be a chickens?
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I want answers!
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- I'm delicious.
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- Mae, this is not your vision.
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- This is not happening,
this is simply a
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projection born of
your dehydration.
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Deep breaths, Peg,
he's just a mirage,
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you can make him go away.
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Turtle turds.
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When my temporal lobe starts
functioning properly again,
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I'll get to the bottom of this.
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- Listen to the spirit
guy telling you to
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let your fear flag fly.
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- I'm not afraid of anything,
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except maybe getting
wait listed out of
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a top 10 college.
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- You may not be afraid of much,
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but there is something
that scares you.
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Your journey, face your fears.
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- Guys, wake up,
something isn't right.
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- We don't believe you.
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- Andie?
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This has to be Alec!
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- We don't like you.
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- No,
no this can't be happening.
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Courtney?
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- Hey, Peg.
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- Thank God.
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- You'll never be one of us.
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- That's it, isn't it?
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That's my biggest fear,
that I'm not really a
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part of the group or any group.
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- Peg,
you voiced your deepest fear.
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What does that do to your body?
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00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,370
- It makes it feel relieved.
259
00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:23,441
I've never shied away
from a challenge.
260
00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:26,778
You know, I think I'm ready
to face my fear head-on.
261
00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:35,019
- Tripping and tramping.
262
00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:39,224
I'm usually all about
T'n'A, but double T's, yeah!
263
00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:44,195
Oh, Shaw-man, what gives?
264
00:12:44,228 --> 00:12:48,032
The last time I did drugs,
it was such a downer!
265
00:12:48,065 --> 00:12:50,168
- Don't question the
ride, enjoy the vibe.
266
00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:52,170
You deserve this!
267
00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:55,239
You finally have a boyfriend
that's worthy of your light,
268
00:12:55,272 --> 00:12:58,342
and you and the foursome are
spiritually closer than ever,
269
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:02,380
as if you threw away something
that was weighing you down.
270
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,816
- Oh, my God, you are so right!
271
00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:08,019
Things are dope, the dopest!
272
00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:09,921
- Stop waiting for the
other shoe to drop and
273
00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:14,058
enjoy your journey,
treasure your pleasure.
274
00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:24,168
- Trampoline!
275
00:13:24,201 --> 00:13:27,405
- Mae, this isn't your vision.
276
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:43,354
- Okay, no more games,
I am done waiting for Alec.
277
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,289
It's time to deal with
you directly since
278
00:13:45,322 --> 00:13:47,291
you're the real problem here.
279
00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:48,893
- I'm an open book, babe.
280
00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:50,461
I've got nothing to hide.
281
00:13:50,494 --> 00:13:52,463
- I think that apparent by
your recent garment changes.
282
00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:59,971
Are you hooking up with Alec
just to get revenge on Josh?
283
00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:03,074
- Nope,
Alec and I are soul cycle mates.
284
00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:07,278
He's very deep,
and that's just the way I like it.
285
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:14,185
- Are you hooking up with Alec
just to get revenge on Andie?
286
00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:16,387
- Neggativo,
it wasn't Andie's fault that
287
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,289
Josh bolted on Homecoming.
288
00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:21,993
The blame lies with the
peen, not the queen.
289
00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:25,963
- Are you setting
my girlfriend up?
290
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:27,298
- I don't have any
single friends.
291
00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:29,400
- What's your plan?
- I don't have one.
292
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:33,004
- Is Alec in on this?
- Alec's only in on me.
293
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,910
- I know something's up, Greer.
294
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:41,178
Josh may have been clueless
as to who you really are,
295
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:42,613
but I'm not.
296
00:14:42,646 --> 00:14:45,216
We had plenty of girls
like you at Stevenston.
297
00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:47,351
I came here to
make sure that you
298
00:14:47,384 --> 00:14:49,921
stop messing with my girlfriend.
299
00:14:49,954 --> 00:14:52,423
Now I know the real
reason you're with Alec,
300
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,992
and I'm going to make
sure that he knows, too.
301
00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:56,561
This ends right now.
302
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,533
- Ooh, busto.
303
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:06,070
Alec must have left it at home.
304
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,472
- Clearly I'm not getting
anywhere with you.
305
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:10,508
- Then why are you still here?
306
00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:21,552
Oh, finally.
307
00:15:22,553 --> 00:15:24,288
- Josh?
308
00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:25,990
Where are you?
309
00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:27,525
You can't just show up
here and mess with my head.
310
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,361
I know how this ends.
311
00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:32,997
You always choose Alec over me.
312
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:39,437
What's?
313
00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:43,541
- Normally,
I don't believe in violence,
314
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:45,677
but this isn't my vision.
315
00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:48,246
- Oh!
316
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,349
- Mr. Shaw, please!
317
00:15:51,382 --> 00:15:52,550
Why are you making
me relive this?
318
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:55,386
- You can stop
this brain vacation
319
00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:58,456
as soon as you have
your revelation.
320
00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:02,426
The question is,
why are you reliving this?
321
00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:05,363
- Ow! Ow!
322
00:16:05,396 --> 00:16:07,231
Andie, how about take a guess?
323
00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:09,066
- I don't know,
I don't know why I'd want to see...
324
00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:10,701
I mean, sure,
maybe I pictured this
325
00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:12,770
after you picked Greer over
me, but-
326
00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,405
- Andie!
327
00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:16,374
- Sorry, sorry,
I'll think of it.
328
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:18,009
- Anything?
329
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,011
Oh, that's gonna be permanent.
330
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,513
- Punch.
331
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:26,584
- Mae, this isn't your
vision, so...
332
00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:36,060
- Stop!
333
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,703
You threw your friendship
away the minute you came to
334
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:48,172
the motel looking for me.
335
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,408
You didn't try to deny
why you were there.
336
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:52,510
You could've lied and
said you were there to
337
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:55,380
do Alec's bidding,
but you didn't.
338
00:16:57,481 --> 00:17:00,018
You did choose me over Alec.
339
00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:08,059
- Wakey, wakey.
340
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,727
Get up!
341
00:17:10,727 --> 00:17:14,131
- No Shaw. Right, y'all?
342
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,434
- No, Shaw.
343
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,737
- Alas, just as the
horny toad must return to
344
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:22,540
his lily pad before morning,
so must your journey end,
345
00:17:22,573 --> 00:17:24,742
my spiritual time travelers.
346
00:17:24,775 --> 00:17:28,446
I hope you all
learned something.
347
00:17:28,479 --> 00:17:30,748
Also, that dude snuck
in and just stayed here.
348
00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:32,283
You gotta get rid of him.
349
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:33,651
I'm not paid enough
to deal with adults.
350
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,486
Peace.
351
00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:37,288
- Hi, Mr. Shaw.
352
00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,323
He must've followed us up here.
353
00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:43,194
You guys, my journey was
treasure your pleasure.
354
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,464
It really made me appreciate
where I am in this
355
00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,732
particular moment and it
also made me realize that
356
00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:51,202
just 'cause things
are good doesn't
357
00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:53,104
mean something bad is looming.
358
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,107
I was high on life
and on a trampoline.
359
00:17:57,741 --> 00:18:01,145
- I found out my spirit
animal is a goddamn chicken!
360
00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:03,414
I want my motherclucking
money back.
361
00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:05,783
It's not funny!
362
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:09,353
- Kota, your spirit
animal isn't a chicken,
363
00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:11,622
you're obviously a cock.
364
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:17,394
- Oh, my God, I'm a cock.
365
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,263
It all makes sense.
366
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,265
Cocks are known
to be territorial.
367
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:24,668
I mean, hello,
I'm always like "Get up out my space".
368
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:28,539
They're polygamists,
and no one can't tie me down.
369
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:32,576
My mojo was hidden underneath,
in my spirit animal.
370
00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:35,312
After pretending to be
someone else for Marge,
371
00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:36,881
I lost my inner cock.
372
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,683
Well, cockadoodle ding.
373
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,751
I found it!
374
00:18:42,886 --> 00:18:44,889
Oh.
375
00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:50,294
- Mae, is that you?
376
00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:52,897
- Mister Shaw-man told me to
377
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:55,766
stop following everyone else's
vision and follow my own.
378
00:18:55,799 --> 00:18:59,470
My journey was discover
your truest self.
379
00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:02,740
- That's cool, that's cool.
380
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:05,576
You still weird though, right?
381
00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:09,714
We good.
382
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,884
- I had to face my fears.
383
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:17,555
You guys were all in my vision
but you wouldn't look at me,
384
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:21,392
and your eyes, your
eyes, they were horrible!
385
00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:24,528
And worst of all,
you ignored me like you did this
386
00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:25,863
morning when I tried
to warn you about
387
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,698
my suspicions of Alec.
388
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,366
- What suspicions?
389
00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:31,602
- Well,
I felt it improbable that he sent
390
00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:34,672
such a thoughtful gift,
but no one wanted to hear it,
391
00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:36,941
everyone just ignored me
like Divit always used to and
392
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,577
I realized maybe I
don't belong with you or
393
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,845
maybe I don't belong anywhere.
394
00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:43,447
- Hush, drama queen.
395
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,682
We ignore everyone.
396
00:19:44,715 --> 00:19:46,617
We're pretty self-involved.
397
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:48,752
- Yeah,
we ignore a lot of warning signs,
398
00:19:48,785 --> 00:19:51,722
'cause we're more for fun
and not really the logic.
399
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,924
- Yeah, you're one of us now,
400
00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:57,728
and I promise in the future
to make sure to listen.
401
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,730
- Oh, well that's very nice.
402
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:03,567
I'm not usually used
to group positivity.
403
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,802
It's new to me.
404
00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:06,704
Moving on, nothing to see.
405
00:20:06,737 --> 00:20:09,574
- Get over here
you little weirdo.
406
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,280
- Well, what was your vision?
407
00:20:16,313 --> 00:20:18,649
- Did you get the
clarity you were seeking?
408
00:20:21,285 --> 00:20:22,586
- Ugh, You should've seen
it, Geerston.
409
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,588
Captain Kangaroo was
trying harder than
410
00:20:24,621 --> 00:20:26,023
you were freshmen year.
411
00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:27,725
But in the end,
he gave up and bolted.
412
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:30,995
You want to hear
something hilar?
413
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,963
While Andie's hanging
on Butt Island,
414
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:34,965
I restocked her
closet with zeros.
415
00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:37,401
Yeah, she'll be
fat-shaming herself before
416
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:39,403
you can say Spanx.
417
00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:42,706
I can't wait for
that c-rag to return.
418
00:20:42,739 --> 00:20:45,609
She's gonna be in
for a rude awakening,
419
00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:49,580
just like I was
when Josh left me
420
00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:53,417
for that sophomore slut.
421
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,985
Yeah, dehumbug, Geerston!
422
00:20:55,018 --> 00:20:57,655
I'm gonna leave Alec as soon
as it's convenient for me,
423
00:20:57,688 --> 00:20:58,756
just like this phone call.
424
00:20:58,789 --> 00:20:59,890
Love you, bye.
425
00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:16,007
You're welcome, little sister.
426
00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:23,781
- My revelation was revelation.
427
00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:25,983
That was completely insane.
428
00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:27,685
It just confused me more.
429
00:21:27,718 --> 00:21:29,486
I mean, I got clarity,
430
00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:31,422
but it was all about...
431
00:21:32,789 --> 00:21:34,625
Kent?
432
00:21:34,658 --> 00:21:35,693
- Hey!
433
00:21:40,564 --> 00:21:42,866
- I missed you so much.
434
00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:44,568
I couldn't wait two
more days to see you,
435
00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:46,570
so I got on a plane
and 20 minutes later,
436
00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:49,406
I'm climbing up Bone
Mountain trying to find you.
437
00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,675
Thank God for the time
differences, right?
438
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,711
- Yeah.
439
00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,479
- I'm just happy to
be here with you.
440
00:22:12,129 --> 00:22:13,997
- Thanks for getting
us the Brayer Lair back
441
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,699
with this perfect segment.
442
00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:19,804
- Aw Mr. Shaw,
I never knew you were so talented.
443
00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:24,975
- Shaw-man, Shaw-man,
Shaw-man, Shaw-man.
444
00:22:25,008 --> 00:22:27,778
- Shaw-man,
Shaw-man, Shaw-man.
445
00:22:27,811 --> 00:22:30,881
- Shaw-man, Shaw-man,
Shaw-man, Sha--
446
00:22:32,616 --> 00:22:35,452
- Uh, all your friends left
like an hour ago, so...
447
00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:36,787
- I want to go back.
448
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,422
Take me back.
449
00:22:38,455 --> 00:22:40,391
- Oh!
- Get out!
450
00:22:40,441 --> 00:22:44,991
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