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Previously on Foursome,
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we made it Beach Island
and unfortunately,
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so did my old habit
of picking my bae
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over the vacay.
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You guys go ahead.
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I'm gonna go check in with Kent.
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While I was busy getting busy,
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the foursome was getting invited
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to the local party.
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- Leave the city
slicker at home.
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- While we were focused
on getting me invited,
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the Bulletin Kids
were focused on us.
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- Frame the Foursome
with sabatoge.
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- Luckily,
it all ended up acabre.
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Don't punish my friends.
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They've been there for
me through three seasons.
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- You can come in.
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? Do you have fun
out in the sun,
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? Do you have fun in the sun
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? Do you have fun out in the sun
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- Uh, hot damn.
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I think it's about
time I get some--
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- Cocktails?
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- We both know that wasn't
what I was going to say.
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- Take a pic with me.
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I haven't sent Kent
a photo in 23 minutes
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and I don't want him
to forget about me.
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- Hey, desperate,
I think you're being
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a little bit extra
with all these selfies.
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But since I'm the only one
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who can up the scorch
factor of this pic,
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I'm down.
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- Sent, another direct deposit
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made into said ex wank bank.
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- Another Cowabunga cup, please.
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- Here you go.
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- Whoa, Court, pace yourself.
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- If you finish it, it's free.
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- Okay, I see you.
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You blue crushed it.
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- Whoa.
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Tinkle time!
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I don't need a bathroom to pee.
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Look, I'm so sorry
about this golden shower,
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but this is an emergency, okay?
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- So what did the
recon mission turn up?
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- Ew, seriously, Davit?
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Gross.
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- Know what you need?
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Eyeshadow.
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Oops.
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- Gotcha.
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- Dakota,
do you want sausage in your eggs?
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- Why you cooking,
mediocre looking?
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- I'm making my
besties breakfast
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because I'm proving to
you that I'm here for you,
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fully invested, all in.
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- Basically you're beating those
eggs instead of beating off
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I get it.
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I gotta explode this load, too.
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- You've been creamed.
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- No time for chow.
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I just matched with
a banging banana boy.
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I gotta go cream his coconut.
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- Gross.
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How are you feeling, Court?
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Cause you look like shit.
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- Thank you.
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I used to never get
hangovers when I was 12.
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- Hi.
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- Uh, no turn down service.
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Come back later?
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- If it isn't
Tinklebell herself.
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- What are you all doing here?
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- The Tamand Floats Big
Head statue has fallen.
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The statue is a local favorite,
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representing surfing
legend Tamand Floats,
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who coined the island
phrase, acabre.
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The islanders take
it really seriously,
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thinking it brings good juju
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to those who rub and admire it.
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Carved from the tallest
tree on Bone Mountain,
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it is one of a kind
and irreplaceable.
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Well, actually, it's a $500 fee.
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Hate to be the
Mayor of Bummertown,
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but we know you took
a tipsy tinkle on Tam.
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- That's not me!
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- Oh.
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- You couldn't
have brushed your teeth?
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- We've caught you,
blue mouthed and red handed.
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- We would've had
a real whodunit
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if it weren't for--
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- Did it!
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Me, I'm the one.
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- Well,
technically he took the picture,
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but I actually
contribute more to--
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- Alrightyroo, golden bandit,
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let's shepherd you back
to the scene of the crime.
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- Off to the stinky Tiki!
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- It's gonna be
extra stinky now.
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Because of the pee.
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- What?
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Acid piddle is a minor
side effect of No-Ov.
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My BC.
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- Maybe you should try NuvaRing.
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- Then I'd wear
her like jewelry.
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- Court,
this is like the 37th time
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that your drunken
bathroom habits
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have gotten us into
some kind of trouble.
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We're still Bed,
Bath and Banned,
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because you weed on
all of the soaps.
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- Blood sis, you know my bladder
is shaped like a lima bean.
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That's why I have
such an echo chamber.
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- Look, you guys can't actually
be upset about this thing
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I mean, it looks like a
Reba McEntire bobblehead.
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- The giant melon is no joke.
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This is an accurate
depiction of a legend.
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You will feel the
wrath of Tamand Floats
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if you don't reverse your karma.
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- But how?
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- You pay a $500 fine.
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- Or you will be cursed.
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- Mainly,
you'll be kicked off the island.
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- Finally!
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- Because of the curse.
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- It's actually because of
the one law the island has.
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Don't disrespect the statue
or pay $500 by sunset.
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- Why sunset?
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- Because of the curse.
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- I'll pulling a Zack Morris.
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Time out!
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- That doesn't work in real
life, Court.
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- She realizes we're not
actually frozen, right?
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- Just give her a moment
and let her work it out.
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- Time in!
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I got it.
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- That's not enough.
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And also, it's very sweaty.
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- You have T minus 11
hours until the sun sets.
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When it does,
the bad juju kicks in.
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Your head will slowly
begin to expand.
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You know what?
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I'm out of here.
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I don't want Tam mixing us up.
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My head's already fat enough.
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- The whole town is like this.
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It would behoove
you to pay the fine.
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Once they think you're cursed,
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you're done here.
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- Dammit!
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I missed my window with Kent.
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Uh, I mean,
I'm totally here for you.
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I am absolutely balancing
friendships and relationships.
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- What are we gonna do?
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- Look, we got this.
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We're gonna go tell Dakota
and then he's gonna tell us.
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- No, we can't tell
Dakota about this.
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He already hates how I make
water on stuff all te time.
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He's always like, dang,
girl, don't pee on my leg.
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- What, when was that?
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- I don't know, Andie!
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Is that really what we're
focusing on right now?
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That was yesterday!
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- Okay, we'll table
it, we'll table it.
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Just like I'm tabling calling
Kent back for 30 minutes
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because of your urine.
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Look, we got this.
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Let's just think of how
we can make some money.
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- How are we gonna make
five hundo by sunset?
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I'm so stressed.
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Ooh.
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Keep the change.
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- Court, why did you just
give our server a 150% tip?
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- Ooh,
she seemed like she needed it.
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- What?
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We can't be spending
money like that!
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No more distractions!
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Let's focus.
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Oh, I have to take this.
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- Can I get you guys anything?
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- Absolutely not.
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How ideal.
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This group is so
lazy and none of them
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have any practical life skills.
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- All we have to do is ensure
that they don't get the money
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and by the stroke of sunset,
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they'll be gone.
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- Then what will we do?
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- Uh, sorry.
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That was, I don't even know.
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I think Kent and I
are having a hard time
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when he's not hard.
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- Oh, I've been there.
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- Maybe I'm overthinking it.
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Distract me.
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Let's talk money.
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- Ooh,
I'm keen on chatting green.
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What's up?
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- X-nay on the plan-a.
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- Okay, whatever,
I don't care about your problems.
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I have my own.
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I've been rejected.
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- You've never been rejected.
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- Ever.
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- He said I didn't look
like my profile pic.
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- Let's see it.
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- This is a picture
of Sean Kingston.
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- Our downstairs gonzos are
the same size and color.
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That's all guys
care about anyway.
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You know what,
I'm gonna turn off
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this episode of Judge Judy.
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Who needs y'all?
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I'm gonna prove to him,
that I'm the fruit of his loom.
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- Okay, bye!
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- Did he say same size?
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- Let's just table that.
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If we want to think cool,
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we need to get into
the pondering pool.
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What's the plan?
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- I'll be like a beach bunny
and comb the sand for money.
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- I'll serve drinks at the
bar to fill up our jar.
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- I'm depending on you guys,
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because once again,
I have to pee.
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Oopsie!
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- Mayday, mayday.
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Good luck finding treasure
when I've gotten to it first.
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- Mine.
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- Ugh, not you.
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Did you catfish me again?
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I told you, you're not my type.
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- What do you mean?
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I'm everyone's type.
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You like 'em tall, well,
I've got legs up to here.
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You like 'em sassy, well,
I've got more hot sauce
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than a chimichanga.
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You want proof?
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Meet me back here tonight.
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It won't take long.
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- Fine.
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But time's ticking.
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- That drink's on him.
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- She'll make me
her chump change.
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What a chump.
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- Okay, I ordered my Cuba
Libre like 15 minutes ago.
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Where in the heck
is my Cuba Libre?
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- Thank God, I've been
waiting for you this whole...
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Oh my God!
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- I'm fired, aren't I?
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- If I had hired
you, you would be.
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Now scram, street urchin!
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- Hi!
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- Hey!
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Were you wearing that
uniform just for me?
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I dig it.
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Let's roleplay.
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- Oh, nope,
I am very much in public right now.
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- Oh.
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Yeah, yeah, no, of course.
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Um, what's with the uniform?
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- Courtney's small bladder
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00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:38,429
has gotten us into
trouble yet again.
262
00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:42,834
She peed on some sacred Tam
McFloats, juju statue, whatever.
263
00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:45,236
And now we have to
make $500 by sunset
264
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,904
or we're getting
kicked off the island.
265
00:11:46,937 --> 00:11:49,507
- Oh, well,
I guess that's not too bad.
266
00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,843
At least you get to come home.
267
00:11:51,876 --> 00:11:53,277
I miss you.
268
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,880
- Yeah, I mean,
I am actually having a great time
269
00:11:55,913 --> 00:11:57,982
reconnecting with my
friends, but,
270
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:00,618
I miss you too.
271
00:12:00,652 --> 00:12:02,820
- Okay, well,
call me when you get back to your room.
272
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:03,488
Bye.
273
00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:06,891
- Bye?
274
00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:13,231
- I found a locket with
someone's grandpa in it.
275
00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:14,932
- Mae, that's messed up.
276
00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:16,400
You have to give that back.
277
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,268
- Okay.
278
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:21,339
- Good news!
279
00:12:21,372 --> 00:12:22,507
I know how to get
us out of this mess
280
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,143
with the help of my girls.
281
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:26,911
- Appreciate the support, Court,
282
00:12:26,944 --> 00:12:27,745
but so far, all we've done
283
00:12:27,778 --> 00:12:30,315
is find some dead
grandpa locket.
284
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,418
- No, silly, these girls.
285
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:36,955
Ta-da!
286
00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:40,291
- Man, you're really
good at finding fliers.
287
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,959
- I know, right?
288
00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:43,327
Isn't it the jam on toast?
289
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,997
I was born to be in a
wet t-shirt contest.
290
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:49,100
Oh, and the winner
gets 500 big ones.
291
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:51,335
- Courtney,
we'll figure out another way.
292
00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:53,805
- Uh, don't be a sour
pussy, Andie.
293
00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:55,473
My bazonkas feel best
when they're wet anyway.
294
00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:56,474
Right, Mae?
295
00:12:57,474 --> 00:12:59,010
- Now that I think about it,
296
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,912
your boobs have gotten us
out of as many situations
297
00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:03,080
as you peeing on stuff
has gotten us in.
298
00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:04,315
- Mmm-hmm.
299
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,517
Twenty three speeding
tickets, 47 detentions,
300
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,352
and one albino's Bar Mitzvah.
301
00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:09,220
Mazel tov!
302
00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:12,557
Okay, rub 'em for good luck.
303
00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:17,428
Come on, Thandie Newton.
304
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,263
One more time, with feeling.
305
00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:20,565
For both of us.
306
00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:23,935
What's with the sad face?
307
00:13:23,968 --> 00:13:26,270
- I just feel like recently
308
00:13:26,303 --> 00:13:29,440
when Kent and I talk,
we're only talking about sex.
309
00:13:29,473 --> 00:13:30,374
I'm starting to
think we don't really
310
00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:32,076
have that much in common.
311
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:34,445
What if I want Kent
more than I like him?
312
00:13:34,478 --> 00:13:38,049
- Look, sometimes that's
just how things start off.
313
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:39,017
You know?
314
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,918
I've always had purely
physical relationships.
315
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,353
Like, for example, Alec.
316
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,621
Alec Fixler, your brother.
317
00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:45,423
We would bone on every
surface in your house.
318
00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:46,924
Even in your room, on your bed.
319
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:47,825
- TMI, Court.
320
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,994
Just fast forward to the
point, please.
321
00:13:50,027 --> 00:13:51,929
- Look, even those hot
and heavy relationships
322
00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:53,898
led me somewhere great.
323
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,499
- There's nothing
great about Alec.
324
00:13:55,532 --> 00:13:56,367
- Uh-huh.
325
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,970
He led me to you.
326
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,572
Look,
you'll figure it out with Kent.
327
00:14:01,605 --> 00:14:03,074
Ooh, maybe he's a
grower not a shower
328
00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:04,475
when it comes to convo.
329
00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:05,910
- Ew.
330
00:14:05,943 --> 00:14:07,044
- Well, I just mean
this is the first time
331
00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:09,213
that you two are really
depending on communication.
332
00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,549
Don't let Kent's limp
lingo get you down.
333
00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:14,051
Everything will be
fine when you get home.
334
00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:15,119
I promise.
335
00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:26,364
Now let's go get
my yabo stretched.
336
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,069
- We have a problem.
337
00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,271
Courtney entered.
338
00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:35,339
And the winning prize is $500.
339
00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:37,041
That's precisely
how much it takes
340
00:14:37,074 --> 00:14:40,979
to replace the statue,
and Courtney is a double D.
341
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:43,648
I cross referenced records
of island wet tshirt contests
342
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:44,816
dating back to the 70s,
343
00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:49,153
and history would dictate
that Courtney's perky melons
344
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,124
have a 94% chance of winning.
345
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,592
Oh and that's not even
taking into account
346
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,928
her awesome areola diameter.
347
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:58,095
- You're right.
348
00:14:58,128 --> 00:14:59,130
I've been documenting
Courtney's boobs
349
00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:00,164
with my eyes for months now.
350
00:15:00,197 --> 00:15:01,265
They're perfect.
351
00:15:01,298 --> 00:15:03,100
- Her gold globes will be
award winning for sure.
352
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,169
- No, and we can do this.
353
00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:07,371
We can figure out a way
to put an end to this.
354
00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:08,306
- I know how to end it.
355
00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:09,573
End her.
356
00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:10,408
I'll just push her--
357
00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:11,442
- No, David!
358
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,945
- Over the edge
359
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,114
emotionally.
360
00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:18,716
- No.
361
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:20,151
- Fine.
362
00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:23,120
How do we get rid of
that floozy your way?
363
00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:26,190
- The question isn't how,
364
00:15:26,223 --> 00:15:29,127
it's who would be
able to stop her?
365
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,129
- Her mom?
366
00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:34,065
- Shut up, Terry.
367
00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:36,233
- Her boyfriend.
368
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:38,336
If there's one thing
frat guys hate,
369
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,705
it's other guys staring
at their girlfriend's--
370
00:15:40,738 --> 00:15:41,572
- Kahunas!
371
00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:43,274
- Breasts.
372
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,077
We have to get
Justin to the island.
373
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:51,449
- Oh my god, you were right.
374
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:53,384
You really are everyone's type.
375
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,553
Hey, has anyone ever
told you that uh--
376
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,054
- That I'm the best
they've ever had?
377
00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:58,255
Obvi.
378
00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,190
You were under me,
and now I'm over you.
379
00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:01,025
Sorry bout it.
380
00:16:01,058 --> 00:16:02,626
- But you came after me.
381
00:16:02,659 --> 00:16:03,594
- Just to prove a point.
382
00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:04,762
Thank you, banana boy.
383
00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:05,630
Bye.
384
00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:09,233
- Dakota!
385
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,735
- What are you doing here?
386
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:12,636
- Did you convince that
guy that you're his type?
387
00:16:12,669 --> 00:16:14,739
You should keep convicing
him all night long.
388
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:16,240
Get out of here!
389
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:17,208
- Yeah, yeah, go double dip.
390
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,142
Go, get out of here.
391
00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:19,276
- Whoa, he's not my type.
392
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:20,177
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
393
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,245
What's going on?
394
00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:22,112
And why are y'all here?
395
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,782
And why y'all trying
to get me to go?
396
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:30,087
- All right,
who's ready for a wet tshirt contest?
397
00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:33,524
- Of course.
398
00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:38,462
Is there something
you slugs wanna spill?
399
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:40,231
- Tam's wrath grows
by the minute.
400
00:16:40,264 --> 00:16:41,632
I can feel it in my soul.
401
00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:42,866
- I'll be kind and remind you
402
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,336
if you don't win,
you'll be kicked off the island forever.
403
00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:46,437
Island rules.
404
00:16:48,505 --> 00:16:50,641
- I'm sorry, what,
off the island?
405
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:53,377
- I may or may not have
peed on a sacred statue.
406
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:55,312
- And now Courtney has
to win this contest
407
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:58,215
or else we're going home early.
408
00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,284
- Why didn't you shakes tell me?
409
00:17:00,317 --> 00:17:01,719
Well,
good thing this super singer
410
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:04,188
has the most banging
busts in the building.
411
00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:05,156
All right, Courtney.
412
00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:06,357
Get up there, arch your back,
413
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,792
and get that money.
414
00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,660
- Whoa, Dakota.
415
00:17:09,693 --> 00:17:11,295
He totally didn't care at all.
416
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:12,763
Like not even a little bit.
417
00:17:12,796 --> 00:17:14,298
- Only about myself, bish.
418
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,269
- He better be here in time.
419
00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:19,403
- I handled all of
the arrangements.
420
00:17:19,436 --> 00:17:21,138
He'll get here.
421
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:23,541
Three planes, two boats,
a crocodile right across the river.
422
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,645
- All right, girls and boys,
423
00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:30,615
it's about time to
make some noise!
424
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:34,685
- We're about to
get this party lit!
425
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:37,221
While we put some water on ya!
426
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:19,497
- Show us your tits!
427
00:18:49,193 --> 00:18:50,261
- Bavel, why?
428
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:54,398
- I'm not gonna let you go
through with this, Courtney.
429
00:18:54,431 --> 00:18:55,666
- Why?
430
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,268
- No woman should
feel that their body
431
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,469
is their most valuable asset.
432
00:18:58,502 --> 00:18:59,337
Okay?
433
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:05,476
- Now, even though you
haven't been allowed at there,
434
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,411
you're still a part of the gang
435
00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:08,445
and I respect you.
436
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:09,413
- Hey, thanks.
437
00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:10,614
- If it's about the
money for the contest,
438
00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:11,682
I'll give it to you.
439
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,850
- Really?
440
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:13,918
- How much do you need?
441
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:15,319
- $500.
442
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:15,953
- What?
443
00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:16,787
What did you do?
444
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,455
Are you bananas?
445
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:19,290
It's okay.
446
00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:20,324
I'll figure it out.
447
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:21,825
Chal will figure it out.
448
00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:22,660
It'll be fine.
449
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:24,228
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
450
00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:27,631
- I am beyond touched
that you would show
451
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,901
your very very hard nipples
452
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:32,303
for me.
453
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:33,337
- Aww.
454
00:19:34,471 --> 00:19:35,306
but the thing is?
455
00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:36,540
- Yeah?
456
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:38,375
- I'm really grateful
for a woman's right
457
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,878
to choose what she wants
to do with her body.
458
00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:41,879
- Right.
459
00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:44,215
- And I want wet boobies!
460
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:58,796
- And the winner of white
T-shirt contest is, Courtney!
461
00:20:05,702 --> 00:20:06,604
- Hey, magic tits!
462
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:08,872
- They went gaga for your tatas.
463
00:20:08,905 --> 00:20:11,409
- Court, I am so proud of you.
464
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:16,847
- Oh.
465
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:17,715
Okay.
466
00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:19,817
- Justy!
467
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,719
What are you even doing here?
468
00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:23,654
- I don't know,
some strange number texted me,
469
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,656
they said I better get my
ass down to Beach Island,
470
00:20:25,689 --> 00:20:26,523
cause you'd be doing something
471
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:27,958
that I couldn't miss.
472
00:20:27,991 --> 00:20:28,892
And I'm not gonna lie.
473
00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:31,495
I am so glad I didn't miss this.
474
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:35,032
But more importantly,
I've been missing you.
475
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,066
Tell me everything
you've been doing.
476
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,535
- No, you tell me
everything about you first!
477
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:39,370
- No, you tell me.
- No!
478
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:41,639
Okay, I'll tell you one thing
479
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,340
if you tell me one thing.
- Deals.
480
00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,542
- Okay I went to
bed at nine o'clock last night.
481
00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:46,810
- Oh my god.
482
00:20:46,843 --> 00:20:49,680
I drove here all
through the night.
483
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:55,453
- And the winner is--
484
00:20:57,988 --> 00:20:58,823
Terry!
485
00:21:01,658 --> 00:21:03,427
Today was a good day.
486
00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:07,298
? Some things fit close
487
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:10,501
? The very first time
488
00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:15,101
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