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[helicopter blades whirring]
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In your 20s, one minute you can
be in a comfortable groove
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with your friends...
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and then someone new
comes into the mix.
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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Oh, I think that
helicopter's chasing us.
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You think?
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[grunting]
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My name is Cooper Barrett,
and I'm here to tell you
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that when a buddy finds love,
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things can come crashing down.
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Oh!
[yells]
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My name is Cooper Barrett.
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My friends and I are here
to mess up our lives
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so you don't have to.
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WOMAN:
And you'll be all right, now.
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I know it's worked![dramatic music plays]
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[woman screaming]
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NEAL: Oh, my God,
that's so easy.
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I'd marry the girl
from The Ring,
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kill the girl
from The Exorcist,
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and sleep with the twins
from The Shining.
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Trick question.
They're all underage.
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Damn it. Well, that's
how they got Jared Fogle.
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Where's Barry? He's missing
horror movie night.
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[door creaking open]
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Barry?
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Aah!Aah!
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Just Ashley, y'all--
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my little sweetie pie.
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Mmm...Oh!
Aah!
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God. Come on, Barry,
you're missing the movie.
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Oh, he doesn't watch
horror movies anymore.
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That's right,
because it
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desensitizes us
to violence
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and objectifies
axe murderers.
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Women.Women.
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By the way, guys, I can't
make our league tomorrow.
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Me and Ashley are
renovating a park.
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Hold up, you're bailing
on the basketball game
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to do something we can
get convicts to do for free?
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Look, afterward we can come back
here and have a little...
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[whistles]
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Oh, I'd love to,
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but I have, um,
a thing at the library.
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Baby, you know [whistles]
means sex, right?
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Don't worry, I'll
make it up to you.
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Mm. Mm!
Mm.
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Ugh.
Oh. Come on.
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And I thought
watching my parents [whistles]
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was disgusting.
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Totally.
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Wait, what?
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Ashley's the worst.
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She's got Barry wearing
all these nice clothes
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and eating vegan food,
volunteering for charity.
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What's next,
a fulfilling sex life
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and years of romantic happiness?
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I think you guys don't
like Ashley because
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she reminds you that
you're both sad and alone.
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What?
What?
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We're just just looking out
for Barry, 'cause he has
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a history of rushing
into terrible relationships.
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Remember Rivka?
She made him learn Hebrew
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and then broke up with him
the day before his bris.
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I'm just saying there's
something sketchy about Ashley,
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all right? I mean,
earlier she blew him off
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to go to the library.
And we all know what that means.
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She's getting a book?
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Ah, "getting a book?"
Poor, simple Kelly.
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What is up, guys?
You are looking
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at new lawyer
for the third-largest
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Persian real estate developer
in Los Angeles.
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Mm. It's weird that
you rank them by race.
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Which means that I can
finally fulfill my dream
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of getting everyone
at the office
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to stop talking about
Gendelman's frigging Jet Ski.
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Cheers.
Cheers.
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Who's Gendelman?Mm.
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Gendelman drives Josh nuts
'cause he's a better lawyer.
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Hey. He is not
better a lawyer.
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He just wins more cases
and brings in
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significantly more money
into the firm.
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That's wh...That narrative's
about to change
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when I pull up to the office
in my brand-new sports car.
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Josh, don't you think that
money would be better spent
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on something that
actually matters, like
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your kid's education or
gifts for your wife?
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[engine revs]Poor, simple Kelly.
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Ah.
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Gendelman.Barrett, nice car.
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I thought about getting
something in yellow
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but then I remembered
I'm a dude.
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You got a second Jet Ski.
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Treated myself after
I signed the top two
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Persian real estate
developers.
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He's such a good lawyer.
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Why'd you pick this place?
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Oh, you know,
I had a hankering
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for Oaxacan food. Plus,
it's fun to watch Neal
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eat spicy things.
How many bites you had?
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None. Shut up.
I'm sorry
if it seemed like
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I was taking
Ashley's side before.
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I just wanted you guys
to give her a chance.
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No worries. You know, we
were wrong to be so skeptic...
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That's Ashley
coming out of the library.
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What are the odds?You didn't ask me to have lunch.
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You asked me to spy on Ashley.
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Yes, and the fact that
we lied to you
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demonstrates
what a mistake it is
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to trust people.Okay, well, I hope
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you're happy, Cooper.
You busted her,
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you did it. There she is,
coming out of the library,
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just like she said
she'd be doing, carrying books,
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greeting her handsome
Uber driver with a hug.
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And a kiss?
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God, Ashley's
a cheating, lying liar.
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Thank you.
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[Barry laughing]
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Hey, Barry.What?
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All right if we just, uh, talk
to you in private for a second?
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Anything you want to say
to me you can say
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to my chicken potpie
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with a mashed potato
and a rib-eyed steak.
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Okay, Barry's glucose levels
are dropping.
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We need to get him real food.I got this.
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Ashley, I heard
you went to the library.
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With anyone in particular?
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No, I was alone.
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Really? Okay.
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Neal, show him the photo.
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That's Cooper sleeping.
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Oh, doesn't he
look peaceful?
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Show him the other one.Neal.
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Babe?
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Yeah, try talking your way
out of this one.Mm-hmm.
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That's my father.
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Great job.He looks fantastic.
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Does he moisturize?
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I didn't mention it because
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I wanted to surprise you.
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He was helping me pick out
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your two-week anniversary gift.
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What?
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No...
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God, Barry Sanders' rookie card?
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Are you kidding me?
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[giggling]
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Let's hear it for Ashley, guys.
Ashley...
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ALL:
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley...
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Shut the hell up, okay? Why are
y'all spying on my girlfriend?
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We were just
having your back, man.If this is what
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you guys call
having my back,
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I don't know
if I want to be here.
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Let's crash
at your place,
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my little bucket of wings.
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Barry...Come... Whoa, Bar...
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Hey, Barry, don-don't leave
like this, Barry, come on.
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Gee, sometimes
you do everything right
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and it still doesn't work out.
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Hey, Barry. Uh,
just... checking in,
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uh, to see how
you're doing.
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Haven't heard from you
in a while,
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and, uh, you know,
we're worried about you.
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You know,
give us a holler,
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uh, when-when
you have a sec.
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Love to Ashley.
Big fan.
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Anyway...[phone beeps off]
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I could show up Gendelman
by leasing a ski chalet,
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but I'd have to send Gracie
to an online college.
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Barry's been gone four days.
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One time, he didn't
leave the apartment for
seven weeks, remember?
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Look, all you have to do
is just give Barry space
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and he'll come back.
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And in the meantime,
I'll fill in.
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No one can replace Barry.Sure you can.
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All you got to do is...
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[impersonating Barry]:
talk like this, and say
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random stuff like,
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"Man, so much stuff rhymes
with orange: splorange,
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florange, blorange."
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That's disturbing.So racist.
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You know what, guys,
enough around moping around.
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I have Ashley's address.
I say we go over there,
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we apologize and we bust Barry
out of whatever
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craphole dorm she's living in.
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Yeah!Yeah!
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This can't be right.
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Barry's dating Mr. Burns?
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Maybe there's another,
smaller house inside this one?
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[classical music playing]
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Yes?
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Uh, we're
looking for...[laughter]
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Barry?
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It's all right, Sebastian.
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I'll receive them
on the veranda.
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SEBASTIAN:
Here you go,
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Master Sandel.
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A mix of every soda
from the fountain.
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Mmm. Oh, Sebastian.
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Somehow you just always know
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how to put in the right
amount of root beer.
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When Ashley first introduced me
to Barry I thought to myself,
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"Who is this ravenous young man
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who uses these crazy words
like 'splorange'?"
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Hello?
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Well, then I saw
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how happy he made my daughter,
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and I was completely won over.
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Thank you, Frank. You know,
it feels really good
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to be supported
as a couple.
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Only good news today, Dixon!
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Well, the building permits
were denied again, Mr. Mason.
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Darn it. You'd think
my lawyers would be able
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to push this stuff through
considering
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how much money I'm paying them.
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Uh...
[clears throat]
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Uh, I don't mean
to pry, Frank,
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but I-I happen to be a lawyer,
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and pushing through permits
is my specialty.
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Are you familiar with
that hideous high-rise
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that just went up in historic
Venice? That was me.
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Oh, that place is a monstrosity.
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Thank you.
Let's talk.
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All right.
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I guess a veranda's
just like a big patio!
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[whirring]
KELLY:
Yo. Why didn't you tell us
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Ashley was rich?I only realized it
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after being here
for a couple days.
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Barry, I just wanted
to apologize for
the way we behaved.
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We told ourselves we were acting
out of concern, but the truth is
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we just missed you.It's all good, man.
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You know, Ashley's no Rivka.
Baruch Hashem.
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[shouting]
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Dude, we're just really
happy to have you back.
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Yeah, we need
to talk about that, man.
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Me and Ashley, we got
a whole floor to ourselves,
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I got a robot croquet bag,
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and Frank, he just offered me
a job with the family business.
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What are you saying?This is gonna be hard,
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so bear with me.
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But effective immediately,
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I'll be stepping down
as both roommate
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and CEO of
Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure.
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I'm CEO.
Big shoes to fill.
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No, I mean I've-I've
always been... Never mind.
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Dude, I can't believe
you're leaving.
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Barry, are you sure about this?
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Yeah. It might be months
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before I find another gorgeous
woman who lives in a mansion
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that can give me
a six-figure income.
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00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:42,646
I don't know what to say. I
can't believe this is happening.
253
00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,305
We're really gonna
miss you, buddy.
254
00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:46,692
Me, too. Physical contact?
255
00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:48,594
Physical contact.Physical contact.
256
00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,345
[sniffles, exhales]
257
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,563
Topnotch work, Sebastian.
258
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,835
[blows nose]
259
00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,219
Topnotch.
260
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,334
I can't believe Barry's gone.
261
00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:11,156
I've lived with him
since the first day of college.
262
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:13,916
It's gonna be so weird
not having him here.
263
00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,678
[impersonating Barry]:
Man, but there
are other people
264
00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:17,998
who are just
as much fun.
265
00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:20,271
[chuckles]
It's like Barry's in the room.
266
00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:22,069
I got to hand it to him though.
I mean,
267
00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,384
he landed himself
in the perfect situation.
268
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,936
[whirring]
269
00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:28,940
How do you turn
this thing off?
270
00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:32,053
Never mind that. Barry, Ashley
tells me you're a hard worker,
271
00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,249
so we're gonna start you
at the bottom
272
00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,698
so you get the hang
of things.
That's great.
273
00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:38,708
Uh, what exactly do you do?[chuckles]
It's complicated.
274
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,711
Just know I'm grooming you
to replace Dixon.
275
00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,123
Really? Why?
Is he leaving?
276
00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:43,638
You could say that.
277
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,087
We have some trust issues.
278
00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:52,204
Admit you're a rat, Dixon![panting]
No more! No more!
279
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:53,857
[shouts]
280
00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:56,214
Welcome to the family.
281
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,621
Dixon, admit
you're a rat!No! No! No!
282
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,448
Dunk him again.
283
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:08,076
I miss Barry's big laugh.[laughs loudly]
284
00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:10,945
Yeah. And his
ridiculous comments.
285
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,950
[impersonating Barry]:
Hey, yo, check it out. This
potato skin looks exactly like
286
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:17,883
my uncle JJ.
[chuckles] I mean...
287
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:20,128
Look, Kelly,
I know you mean well,
288
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:22,922
but your Barry impression
is terrible.
289
00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:24,718
Hey, Cooper, Neal.It's actually
290
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,653
getting worse. Hey!
291
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,306
Big trouble at the mansion.
292
00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:30,142
Ashley's dad
is a murdering gangster.
293
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,972
Hey, that look like JJ.
294
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,421
What are you
talking about?
295
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:35,141
Look, I saw two of his
dudes carrying Dixon
296
00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,457
to the pool
and dunking him in the water.
297
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,149
They was like,
"Frank knows you're a rat!"
298
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:42,151
I was like, "Yo, he's about
to die tonight." I freak out.
299
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,914
I kicked open a closet
that turned out to be
300
00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:46,434
a private movie theater.
By the way, Speed,
301
00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,914
that movie hold up.
302
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,738
This article says Frank's the
head of the Mason crime family.
303
00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:53,159
They're-they're into
money laundering, racketeering,
304
00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,435
and murder.
305
00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:55,752
Oh, my God.
306
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:56,754
Barry, what you want to do?
307
00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:57,745
I don't know, man.
308
00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:58,746
I like Ashley a lot
309
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,367
but not that much.
310
00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:01,439
I'd like to break up with her,
311
00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:02,689
but if I hurt her
in any way,
312
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,312
Frank is gonna kill me.
313
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,484
You know what,
there may be another way out.
314
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,488
[doorbell rings]
315
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,870
Cooper, Neal.
316
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,462
What's going on?
317
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,840
Hey, Ashley, uh,
318
00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:17,182
I'm afraid we have
some terrible news.
319
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,629
See, Barry was
320
00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:21,188
driving home from, uh,
Buffalo Wild Wings,
321
00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:23,233
and, uh...
322
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:25,159
he didn't make it.
323
00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:26,162
What?
We told him
324
00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:28,063
not to eat and drive!
325
00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:29,752
That's impossible.I know.
326
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,413
He was so full of life.
327
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,410
Oh, hey, guys!
328
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,034
It's a miracle!
He's alive!
329
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,516
Oh!
[chuckles]
330
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,140
Y'all doing that today?
331
00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,593
Yeah, that was today.
332
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:42,762
What's going on?
333
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,486
Uh, A-Ashley, that-that was a...
334
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:46,012
that was a drill.
335
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,771
We're going door-to-door
to stress the importance
336
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,151
of life insurance. What kind
of coverage do you have?
337
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:53,703
Baby, we need to talk.
338
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,740
That life insurance idea
was actually really good.
339
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,568
We should totally do that
to some people.
Yeah.
340
00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:02,437
You think Barry's gonna
break up with her?
341
00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:04,271
What choice does he have?
Working for a mobster
342
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,920
is pure insanity.
343
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:08,857
So excited to be working
for you, Frank.
344
00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:11,721
Uh-huh. Oh,
that is sweet of you to say.
345
00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,786
I will consider myself part
of the family.
346
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,207
Okay. Nice guy.
347
00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:18,833
Suck it, Gendelman.
348
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:21,727
[alarm chirps]
349
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,292
If Barry broke up with Ashley
350
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:31,945
and Frank killed him--
351
00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:35,783
which, God forbid, didn't
happen-- but if it did,
352
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,605
at least we know that there
are people who could step in
353
00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:41,055
and fill the void left
by his friendship.
354
00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:43,366
Me. That'd be me.
355
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,788
No! You just can't
replace Barry by...
356
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,025
[impersonating Barry]:
talking like this, okay?
357
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,448
That is spot-on.You're just saying that
to hurt me.
358
00:13:50,484 --> 00:13:51,874
[sighs]:
Hey, guys.
359
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,870
My God, you're alive!Hey!
360
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,802
We were just imagining you dead,
but...Oh, man.
361
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,766
How's Ashley?Yeah, so I told her
I liked her a lot
362
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,153
but we were moving too fast.
363
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,914
She agreed.
So we had sex on the helipad
364
00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:05,395
and we decided that we're gonna
hold off on me moving in
365
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,330
and working for her dad
but we'll keep dating.Oh, that's-that's fantastic.
366
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,883
That's great, dude.
Frank has
a helipad?
367
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,818
And at the end of the day,
I'm still alive. He's not gonna
368
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,681
kill me.
That's great.Good.
369
00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:16,989
Whoa. Guys, guys,
guys, guys. One sec.
370
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:19,338
Where have I seen the
guy at the bar before?
371
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,645
D-Don't look.
372
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,789
COOPER:
Oh, my God, look.
373
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:26,278
Here's a photo of
Ashley from the library.
374
00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,143
Yeah.
375
00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:30,457
He's one of Frank's men.Who, the Ray
Liotta guy?
376
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,530
Yeah.
BARRY:
Yeah, I guess me
and Ashley aren't cool.
377
00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:34,531
All right, let's get the hell
out of here.
Yeah.
378
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:36,013
Back door?Yeah, back door.
Neal.
379
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,497
Back door!
Neal, back door.Neal! Neal!
380
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,805
We good?
381
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,807
Not good!
382
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:48,094
Dark street
was a bad idea.
383
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:49,508
BARRY:
There's another guy.
384
00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,893
On a count of three, we split.
Ready?
385
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,925
One, two...
See ya.
386
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:57,242
[helicopter blades whirring]
387
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,941
Oh, I think that
helicopter's chasing us.
388
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:05,321
You think?
389
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:09,557
[grunting]
390
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,674
[groaning]
Oh!
391
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,404
[groaning]
392
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,020
[groans]
We made it.
393
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,303
[siren whoops]
394
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,920
Freeze!
395
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,543
FBI!
396
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,931
Barry. What are you doing here?
397
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,657
Apologizing. I really
messed up yesterday.
398
00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:38,494
Oh, no. Did Dad see us
on the helipad?
399
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,873
Listen, okay,
I know I messed up
400
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:43,245
when I said I felt like
we were moving too fast.
401
00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:44,837
The truth is,
I was just afraid.
402
00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:46,394
I want to do this, okay?
403
00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:48,668
Living here, working
for your father, the whole nine.
404
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,156
Oh! Barry!
405
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,988
Mm.
406
00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:56,091
[laughing]
407
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:58,127
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
408
00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,244
MAN:
Your friend was smart
to cooperate.
409
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,789
We could have given him
ten years
410
00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:03,512
for accepting a job
in Frank's organization.
411
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:05,618
Yeah, Barry would have wired up
to get out of a parking ticket.
412
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:08,044
Poor girl doesn't even know
what her dad's involved in.
413
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,690
What isracketeering
exactly?
414
00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,897
Oh, I've always wondered
the exact same thing.
415
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,726
Hey, hey, you know,
we don't have time
416
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,145
to answer stupid questions.
417
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,562
What is it again?
418
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,737
Really, McClintock?
419
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,811
Honestly, you just
need to relax.
No, don't
minimize this, Frank.
420
00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,642
This is important.
I'm not
minimizing. I'm...
Hey, Daddy.
421
00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:25,812
Hi, angel. Barry.
422
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:28,156
Let me introduce
423
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:29,544
Diego Marcon.
424
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,234
Diego Marcon.
425
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,916
He's one of the most
powerful arms dealers
426
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:34,747
in North America.
427
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:38,166
Okay, so racketeering
is "any activity performed
428
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,314
to benefit
a criminal organization."
429
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,284
Huh.
430
00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:44,281
Okay, well, now I'm just more
confused than when we started.
431
00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,323
A major deal's
about to go down.
432
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,560
Your buddy has to find a way
to sit in on this meeting.
433
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,154
Sweetheart, why don't you go
get us some ice cream?
434
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:52,602
I think that'd be nice.
435
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:53,842
[makes kissing sound]
436
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:55,084
Thank you.
437
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:56,497
Uh, Barry? Barry?
438
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,052
You should stay and sit in
on this meeting.
439
00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,496
Uh, I'd like to,
Frank, but, baby,
440
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,295
what kind of ice cream
are you gonna go get?
441
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,510
Is your friend playing it cool,
or is he a total idiot?
442
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,779
He's playing it cool.He's a total idiot.
443
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,056
I actually do a
perfect impression.
444
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:08,684
[sighs]
Look,
445
00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:11,267
Frank, last time
I let her go get some ice cream,
446
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:13,096
she brought back rice pudding.
447
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:16,095
Stay... for the
meeting, Barry.
448
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,728
Got it.
449
00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:20,691
Frank, half my inventory
is sitting in some warehouse
450
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:22,109
tied up in legal red tape.
451
00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:24,464
I told you it is not
gonna be a problem.
452
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:27,321
My attorney has it handled,
all right? Relax.
453
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,496
Speak of the devil.
454
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:32,221
Ah, hello.
455
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,329
My name is Joshua Barrett.
456
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:38,024
That... is Frank's
457
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,337
new crooked lawyer.JOSH:
Frank and I...
458
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:41,889
That guy is rolling
in dirty money.
459
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,482
He's got a brand-new
sports car and a fancy boat.
460
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:45,930
Oh, my God.
461
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,341
Anything you gentlemen need me
462
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,236
to do, I am willing to do.
463
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,715
And I mean anything.
464
00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,419
Listen, Diego,
465
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,251
it's in both
of our best interests
466
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,251
to work this out, all right,
so, I suggest...Oh.
467
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:59,323
Was you gonna sit here?[sighs]
468
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,254
I just...
Ooh, ooh.
469
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:03,697
[static crackles]Damn it, we're losing the feed!
470
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:06,257
Oh, well,
great effort, everyone.
471
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,332
Uh, let's regroup
in the morning.
472
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,543
We need to get
another wire in there.
473
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,512
I...
474
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,889
Hey, everyone, uh...
475
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,101
Sorry to bother you.
476
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,200
We just wanted to drop off some
of... some of Barry's stuff.
477
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,576
Socks. [clears his throat]Toiletries and whatnot.
478
00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,757
That's not my bag.Uh, yes, it is, Barry.
479
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,622
No, it's not.It's your bag, Barry.
480
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:28,866
That's not my bag!What's going on here, Frank?
481
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,590
Want me to make
these guys disappear?
482
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:31,726
Josh, please
stop talking.
483
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,345
Why is this one so sweaty?
484
00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,528
A lot of steps in this house.
You know, at least four levels
485
00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:37,362
of steps that we had to go up
to get here.
486
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,122
Give me the bag.
487
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,471
Give me the bag!
Yeah, sure.
488
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:51,405
Are you setting
me up, Frank?
489
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,750
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey.
Oh! Oh!
490
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:54,786
What the hell is going
on, Barry? Huh?
491
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:57,103
Why does everyone have guns?Frank!
492
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,826
You should have killed me
when you had a chance.
493
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:00,551
Dixon?
494
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,307
Who's up for a swim break
right now?
495
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:03,658
I know I am. That
sounds refreshing.
496
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,324
This is the FBI! Drop 'em![whimpering]
497
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:09,084
[panting]
498
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,223
Master Sandel,
499
00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:13,192
I have your mix of every soda
from the fountain.
500
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,781
The hell out of here, Sebastian!
It's about to go down!
501
00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:18,119
McCLINTOCK: Give it up, Diego.MARCON:
I'm not going back to prison.
502
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,297
[gunfire, groaning]
503
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:23,302
If we make it out of here alive,
504
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,794
let's make a pact to not have
girlfriends for a while.
505
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,579
What if one of us meets
someone really great?
506
00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:29,584
That's a good point.
That's hard to enforce.
507
00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:31,266
[yelling]
JOSH:
No, honey, of course
508
00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:33,448
I didn't buy a boat.
We can't afford a boat!
509
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,242
I don't know who parked
it in the driveway.
510
00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:37,617
I'll have 'em move it![groans]
511
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,865
So how was your mom's?
512
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:44,844
[gunfire stops]McCLINTOCK:
We're clear!
513
00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:48,123
[grunting]
ASHLEY:
Instead of ice cream,
514
00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:50,842
I got rice pu... Barry?
515
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,949
Babe. I think
we need to break up.
516
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,155
[camera shutter clicking,
indistinct radio transmission]
517
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,705
So, what are our takeaways?
Thanks.You got it.
518
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,819
Well, to begin with,
there are no winners
519
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:03,344
in a Mexican standoff,
right, Dixon?
520
00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:04,824
[groans]
521
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,518
And never get
into business with somebody
522
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,380
when you're not quite sure
what that business is.
523
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,734
I am telling you, Officer,
it was all a misunderstanding.
524
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,661
The car, the boat--
I was just trying
525
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:14,494
to keep up with this guy
at my office-- Gendelman.
526
00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,153
Danny Gendelman?
527
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,870
That guy is
the greatest!
528
00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,356
We Jet Ski together.
529
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,910
[indistinct radio transmission]
530
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:23,673
Also, if a good friend
introduces you
531
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:25,145
to their boyfriend
or girlfriend,
532
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:26,569
try to be supportive,
533
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:29,094
rather than worry about
getting left behind.
534
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:33,064
'Cause we're all that
one special someone away
535
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,373
from an entirely
different life.
536
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:37,406
To settle your
nerves, sir.
537
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,723
Oh, Sebastian,
I'm gonna miss you the most.
538
00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:42,205
Mm.
539
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,831
[sighs]
What a paradise.
540
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,214
Three people
were just shot here.
541
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,106
[slurping]
Solid point.
542
00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:52,525
[two loud knocks]
543
00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,744
[sighs]
544
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:58,221
I knew you'd be back.
545
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,567
Come in.
546
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,543
[whirring]
[sighs]
547
00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,232
Damn. Man, man, man.
548
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,854
You know what
your problem is?
549
00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,336
You got low self-esteem.
550
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:09,850
[whirs]
551
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,679
Okay, you got to keep
your mind open.
552
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,578
You got to open up your brain.
553
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,577
[child crying]
554
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,554
Yeah.
555
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:18,726
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