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[BUZZING]
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[GASPS AND SCREAMS]
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You'll never escape,
Timothee Chalamet!
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What's going on?
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Destiny, something just
crawled on me.
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We live in a cabin.
It happens.
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No, this was different.
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This was either
the biggest bug I've ever seen.
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Or the smallest horse.
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Ava, I'm sure
you're just...[BUZZING]
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Oh, sweet mercy!
There it is!
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[SCREAMING]
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[SHUDDERS]
It just went under the bed.
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[BUZZING STOPS]
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I can't find it.
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It could be anywhere.
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Why does Matteo have
to be on a road trip?
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He's our go-to bug weirdo!
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Well, no way
I'm sleeping tonight
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with that creepy thing around.
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I'm already having
enough trouble
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with Dream Timothy Chalamet
stealing my cheesecake.
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There's only
one thing to do then.
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We're gonna have
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-to kill it.
-Catch it.
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What?
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No. We should catch
and release it,
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so it can go be
with its friends.
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I think we should
kill and release it
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to teach its friends
a lesson.
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How are we friends?
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[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Here we are.
My childhood home.
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Generations of Hockhausers have
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come and gone
through this kitchen,
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but the smell
of cornmeal mush...
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[SNIFFS]
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...still remains.
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Shouldn't we have let
your relatives know we're coming?
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Yeah, I'm
a little worried
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about the sign
outside that says
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"Beware of cow."
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Don't worry.
My cousin Cricket
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and her husband
just took over the farm
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and they love surprises.
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Plus, Pop-pop
just told me
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that they named
their new arrival after me.
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So, of course,
I have to meet the little cutie-pie.
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[MAN AND WOMAN LAUGHING]
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That's them! Let's hide.
They'll be so happy.
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Myron, did you feed
the leftover chicken to the hogs?
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Yep. And I fed
the leftover bacon
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to the chickens.
Circle of life.
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Surprise![YELPS]
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Jeepers cripes,
alfrighty!
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Myron, get
the attack cow!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Cricket, it's just me.
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Cousin Lou.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were coming?
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Well, like I said...
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Surprise!
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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You know,
if there's one thing
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this road trip
has taught us,
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it's that we should
stop surprising
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our family members.
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Hey, Parker.
What you up to?
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Finn, my friend,
I am deep in thought.
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On purpose?
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Weird.
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Lou's back
from her road trip tomorrow,
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so tonight is
my last night as camp director.
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Oh, no. But you've
been doing so well.
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I want to do
something epic tonight to celebrate.
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Are we celebrating
that you thought
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you let Matteo slip
into another dimension?
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Or that you lost control
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of the camp and ate
a fistful of Wakapeppers.
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I also brought you breakfast
that one time,
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and I noticed
you didn't mention that.
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The point is,
it has to be perfect.
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Oh, I got it!
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We'll have a dance party.
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Dancing?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Hey, how about we just
sit down in a quiet room
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while keeping our arms
and legs motionless?
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Just spitballing.
Please do that.
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Come on, everyone
loves dancing.
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Whoo! That one
got me through
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to the finals on Canada's
most popular talent show,
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What's that Dancing
All About, eh?
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Well, you guys have fun.
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Dancing's not really
my thing.
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Well, then, let's
make it your thing.
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When I'm done
with you,
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you'll be the best
dancer at camp.
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Well, second best.
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My Viennese waltz
in the finals got
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four out of four maple leaves.
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One-two-three.
Watch your step. [GRUNTS]
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I can't believe
we missed
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a whole night's
sleep looking
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for that stupid bug.
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You're not planning
to use the magazine
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to kill it, are you?
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No, I'm just going
to lull it to sleep
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with this article about
J. Lo's amazing new life.
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[BUZZING]
Wait.
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I think I hear it
in the bathroom.
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Here, little buggy.
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I'm just gonna scoop you up
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so I can return you
to the ecosystem.
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And you can be with...
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[BUZZING][SCREAMING]
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It flies!
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To heck with
the ecosystem! Kill it!
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-AVA: Oh,my gosh!
-What?
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J. Lo's new life
really is amazing
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So you and your
camp friends
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broke into our house
to surprise us.
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What a fun,
well-thought-out idea.
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I am sorry, Cricket.
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I thought you guys would
like the surprise.
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I was just telling
Noah and Matteo
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how our farm has always had
an open door policy.
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Not since
the tractor got stolen.
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Not Pop-pop's tractor.
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That was his favorite way
to spread manure.
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What was his
least favorite way?
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Well, being here
really takes me back.
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You know, my parents used
to mark my height on the wall,
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over here each year, and...
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Hey! Where's my height?
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Oh, we did some repainting.
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The pencil marks clashed
with our new refrigerator.
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Okay. Well, I'm sorry
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my childhood didn't
match your decor.
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And right over here is
the Hockhauser cousins family portrait
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with my face
scratched out of it.
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Wouldn't you know?
The cat got to it. [ROARS]
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Huh. Just my face?
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Some cats do find
your smile off-putting.
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So weird. I think
it's perfectly adequate.
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Okay, Well, I did
come all the way here
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to meet
my namesake.
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So where is
the cute little Lou?
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Uh, Myron, can you go
get our little girl?
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Yep.
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Hope she didn't wander
into traffic again.
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They keep
the baby outside?
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Must be a farm thing.
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Hopefully she's safe
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from that
super-tall cat
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who hates
human faces.
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You know, Cricket,
I am really honored
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that you decided to name
your baby after me.
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Here's our girl.
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Lou, meet
Lou Junior.
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What the Hockhauser?
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They painted over
my height,
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scratched my face
out of a family photo
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and named a donkey after me.
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Maybe it's a sign
of affection.
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Oh, please, Noah.
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Everyone knows you name
pigs after people you respect,
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donkeys are for people
you're angry with,
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sheep are for cool people,
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and turkeys are hilarious.
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Right. My bad.
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Lou, if you're upset,
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why don't you just have
an honest talk with them about it?
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Oh, sweet, sweet Matteo.
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Around here on the farm,
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that's not how we do things.
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We bottle up our feelings,
preserve them for winter,
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and then the rage
keeps you warm.
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Lou, I'm just gonna
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squeeze right
past you.
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Oh, I meant
the donkey, not you.
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It is so confusing
having two Lous.
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Is it? Because one of us
is wearing pants
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and the other one just pooped
on the linoleum.
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So, how long
will you be staying?
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I just need to know
how many plans I should cancel.
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Only a little while.
Just long enough to figure out
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how many other traces
of me have been erased.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Everything they're
saying sounds so polite,
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but it's making
my tummy hurt.
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It's true. Things have
changed a lot
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around here
since you left.
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I see you've changed, too.
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Owning your own camp
must pay well.
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That RV is mighty fancy.
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I was gonna get
one of those,
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but it turns out
that wishing well is a scam!
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Oh, I just borrowed
the RV from a friend.
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Ah. [CHUCKLES]
So you're rich
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and you have rich friends.
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[LAUGHING] How rich.
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Okay.
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My psychology professor
would say
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this passive-aggressiveness
is very unhealthy.
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He might also have
some thoughts
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about the
deep-fried butter.
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Finn, you got
your dance gear on? Let's go.
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It's been like 20 minutes
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since I did
the Futsal Shuffle.
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And I got needs.
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Okay. I don't know
how this thing
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is gonna help me dance,
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but I really like
how it hugs my hips.
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What you are wearing is
the Dancemaster 3000.
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It's one of the inventions
I came up with
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during my
entrepreneurial days.
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Or as my parents call it,
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the "Now we have to sell
the beach house" days.
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You invented
this thing?
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Well, I invented the idea,
which is the hard part.
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The scientists I hired
did all the easy stuff,
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like, making it work.
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But we don't talk about him
after he stormed off yelling,
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"I won't be a part
of this deadly project any longer!"
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-Why?
-All right, let's do this.
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So, the neural receptors
in this helmet
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translate brainwaves
into motor activities.
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Hmm. I get it,
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is what I'd say
if I got it.
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All you do is think
about dancing,
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and the suit will
do the moves.
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Let's give it a try.[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Follow me.
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And, five, six, seven, eight.
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Give it a pop.
Pop, pop, pop.
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Just think.
That's it!
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Let's go.
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Try this. Five, six,
seven, eight.
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Gonna spin around,
roll it down,
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pull it back up,
pass to you.
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Let's go. Yes!
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Here we go.
What? That's it.
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This is amazing.
I can't believe I was
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such a baby
about this. Whoa!
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Parker, what's happening?
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Oh, no. I was
worried about this.
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You said babies.
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Sometimes the neural receptors
get glitchy
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and they pick up
on non-dance thoughts.
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Wait. So are you saying
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if I think about
something weird, like,
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a monkey running around
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rubbing his butt on trees,
I'll end up...
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00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,711
Whoa!
257
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,675
[KIDS LAUGHING]
258
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,116
Parker, that's the most
embarrassing thing in my life,
259
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,640
and I dated a lawnmower.
260
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:42,946
Finn, I'm sorry.
261
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,818
Not only will I not
be dancing tonight,
262
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,558
but I'm not going
to the party at all.
263
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,690
And I'm never
gonna dance again.
264
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,039
And someday,
I'm gonna become
265
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,214
a mayor
of a small town
266
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,476
and outlaw
dancing altogether!
267
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,045
Isn't that just the plot
of the movie Footloose?
268
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,221
Kevin Bacon's
performance is inspired!
269
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,451
We are going into
-that bathroom. -Yeah!
270
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,714
And we are going
-to get that bug. -Yeah!
271
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,585
And then I'm gonna
put on some deodorant
272
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,978
'cause I forgot to
this morning.
273
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,545
I wasn't gonna
say anything, but yeah.
274
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,334
[BUZZING][BOTH GASP AND SCREAM]
275
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,684
[BUZZING]
276
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,164
It seems bigger now!
277
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,297
Has it been working out?
278
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,515
[BUZZING STOPS]
279
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,650
[GASPS] Where is it?
280
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:36,783
I don't see it.
281
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,220
Maybe it's calling
a truce?
282
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:40,874
[BUZZING]
283
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,702
[BOTH SCREAMING]
284
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,749
There's no truce.
There's no truce!
285
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,621
Quick! Wave
your armpits at it.
286
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,580
I get it. I'll
put on deodorant.
287
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,282
Looks like
the dishes are done.
288
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,544
Anything else we can do?
289
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,504
No, thank you, Lou.
You've done plenty.
290
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,897
All right. Well...
291
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,770
Oh. I see.
292
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,512
Boys, Cricket has
just asked us to leave.
293
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,862
-She did?
-Yeah.
294
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,516
She said, "All right, well..."
and slapped her thigh.
295
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,647
And around here, that means
296
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,127
quit the sittin'
and get to gettin'.
297
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,695
Don't worry.
I hear your thigh slap,
298
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,307
and I raise you
a hair flip. Come on, boys.
299
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,225
[WIND BLOWING]
300
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,750
Whoa! It is
really windy out there!
301
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,316
I'm a city guy.
302
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,840
Is corn
supposed to fly?
303
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,409
And another thing, just
to set the record straight,
304
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,369
I am not rich. I run
a modest summer camp.
305
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,459
Our drinking water is run off
from the local splash park.
306
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,766
[GASPS]
You keep your gasp to yourself.
307
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,550
How do you think
you get free tickets?
308
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,814
You know
what I think?
309
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,903
I think since
you left the farm,
310
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,209
you've become...
311
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,081
citified.[GASPS]
312
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,910
-Me? Citified?
-Mm-hmm.
313
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,477
In Lou's defense,
314
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,653
she still has a pet pig
she takes to church.
315
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,177
I bet you she's too good
to slaughter it herself!
316
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,267
That's it.
Enough pleasantries.
317
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,312
Pleasantries?
318
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,619
You know what?
It wasn't the cat
319
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,579
who scratched your face
off that photo. It was me!
320
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,363
With my good cheese knives.
321
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,278
I knew it.
How could you blame
322
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,541
Kitty Musgraves
for your dirty deed?
323
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,806
And we named
the donkey after you,
324
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:27,981
because she's...
325
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,375
I got that one!
Not very subtle.
326
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,030
We did it all
because we know why you let the farm.
327
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,032
You think that
you're better than us.
328
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,078
That's why we don't want
anything around here
329
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,123
that reminds us of you.
330
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,038
Oh, and by the way,
331
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,866
these two are no better.
332
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,694
No, no, no, no!
333
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,697
Us. What did we do?
334
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,917
This one acts
like a know-it-all.
335
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,701
Um, I think
you're projecting.
336
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,486
And the actor.
Where are you from?
337
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,705
Hollywood?
338
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,315
No. Studio City.
339
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,971
Oh. "Studio City."
Might as well call it
340
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,408
"We think we're better
than everyone else" city.
341
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,671
No. You're thinking
of Beverly Hills.
342
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,065
Leave my boys alone.
343
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,632
We did not
show up here uninvited
344
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,677
to be treated like
uninvited guests.
345
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,376
For the last time,
we are leaving.
346
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,466
[SIREN WAILING]
347
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,468
Oh. That's
the tornado siren.
348
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,385
We are staying!
349
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,653
[RUMBLING]
350
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,915
You know, I always
thought I'd go out
351
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,569
in a moose stampede,
or trying to befriend
352
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,353
a rabid possum,
but not being stuck
353
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,573
in a storm cellar
with a family who doesn't like me.
354
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,314
Oh, look who's bragging
355
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,577
about getting to hang out
with a rabid possum.
356
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,972
Well, at least
you know where you stand with them.
357
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,408
Very far away!
358
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,585
Well, if you don't
like it here,
359
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,891
maybe you'd be
more comfortable
360
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:52,935
in the back bedroom
361
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,416
with your donkey
namesake, Good Lou.
362
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,200
Oh! Are you saying
I'm Bad Lou?
363
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,594
No. You're Worst Lou.
364
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,161
Bad Lou is what
we named the gofer
365
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,553
who lives under the toolshed.
366
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,556
Will everyone
just stop?
367
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,775
I'm fed up
with all of you
368
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,298
being so mean
to each other.
369
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,691
You're all just
covering the fact
370
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,345
that you're clearly hurt.
371
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,303
I mean, you don't
have to take
372
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,132
a post-graduate class
in psychology, which I have.
373
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,264
ALL: We get it!
374
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,092
[RUMBLING]
375
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,224
You guys need to confront
your true feelings!
376
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,965
What true feeling?
377
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,662
Isn't it obvious?
378
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,838
Cricket and Myron feel
abandoned by you.
379
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,057
What? Is that true?
380
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,493
Of course it's true!
381
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,582
You and I were gonna
run the farm together
382
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,498
when we grew up.
That was our dream. But then you left.
383
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,326
Yeah, because
my dreams changed.
384
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,545
But leaving the farm was
385
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,721
was never easy for me.
I've missed you.
386
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,853
Well, that's hard
to believe when you never visit.
387
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,246
We thought
you forgot about us.
388
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,595
I could never
forget about you.
389
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,510
Family means
everything to me.
390
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,034
And I should have made
a point to stay in touch,
391
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,905
and I didn't.
And I am so sorry.
392
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,038
-I'm sorry, too!
-Me, too!
393
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,391
And since we're
confessing our feelings,
394
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,262
I fed my dinner
to the donkey.
395
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,351
That pot roast was dry!
396
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,180
I still play with puppets!
397
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,365
Did the tornado pass us?
398
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,237
-Sounds like it.
-We're safe.
399
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,675
[EXCLAIMS]
I'm gonna live!
400
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,591
Did you say
my pot roast was dry?
401
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,854
[CRYING] I'm gonna die.
402
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,079
Finn, I know you were
embarrassed out there,
403
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,776
but it wasn't that bad.
404
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,386
Everyone in camp
laughed at me
405
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,648
and I have
splinters in my butt.
406
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,434
Okay. It was that bad.
407
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,654
Listen, I was wrong.
408
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,395
I shouldn't have tried
to make you a better dancer,
409
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,094
especially with
the Dancemaster 3000.
410
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,443
It's called that for a reason.
411
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,532
The 2,999 that came before it
412
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,012
literally burst into flames.
413
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,885
I'm beginning to understand
how you came to us.
414
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,063
Look, I'm sorry.
415
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,239
Dancing isn't
about being perfect. It's about having fun.
416
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,722
Well, I used
to have fun dancing.
417
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,551
But not anymore.
418
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:11,856
What changed?
419
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:16,513
Me. I changed.
420
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,908
Ever since I got tall
so fast, I feel weird.
421
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,041
I'm embarrassed to do
anything physical in front of people.
422
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,435
Dude, I get it.
423
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,481
Growing up,
it's hard on everyone.
424
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,483
But what
you're going through is perfectly normal.
425
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,528
Not for me.
426
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,921
It's like for the past year,
I've been wearing
427
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,619
an Awkwardmaster 3000.
428
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,795
Being your age
was tough for me, too.
429
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,754
Check out
this poor goof.[GASPS]
430
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,886
Whoa, look at you. [GASPS]
431
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,627
I mean...
432
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,542
[EXCITEDLY] Wow,
look at you.
433
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:51,157
The point is, the next
few years could be awkward.
434
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,507
But if you let that
keep you from doing things that are fun,
435
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,464
you're gonna
miss out on a lot.
436
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,207
Yeah, maybe.
437
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,644
Look, you don't gotta dance
at the party tonight,
438
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,211
but I would really love
for you to be there.
439
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,001
By the way, you should
delete that photo
440
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,786
and shoot down whatever
cloud it's stored on.
441
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,834
No way.
I never want to forget that part of my life.
442
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,533
And when I look back,
I realize it was a pretty okay time.
443
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,578
You do you regret
the fedora, though, right?
444
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,754
Oh, absolutely. My parents
should have stepped in.
445
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,979
Huh. I thought
I was taller than that.
446
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,112
Guess that tornado
must've scared a couple inches off of me.
447
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,723
We'll be sad
to see you go,
448
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,160
but I know you have
to get back to work.
449
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,901
Yeah. I'm sorry
to leave so soon,
450
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,033
but this drive took longer
than I thought,
451
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:45,298
and I left my camp
in the hands of a real life dingus.
452
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,343
You must be doing
a great job there
453
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,389
because these two
are actually pretty sweet.
454
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,565
Thanks.
455
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,524
As my postgraduate
psychology professor once said...
456
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,570
Does he ever
-stop with that? -No.
457
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,355
Well, we better hit the road.
458
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:03,577
But this time, I promise
I will be back very soon.
459
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,188
Good, because you will
always have a home here.
460
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,148
[CHUCKLES]
461
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,237
Before I go, there is
one more family member
462
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,630
I need to say
goodbye to. Lou.
463
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,504
We're sorry
we named her after you.
464
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,897
Yeah, we should've name her
after that tractor thief.
465
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,595
Three raccoons
in a trench coat.
466
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,164
Anyhoo...
467
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,343
Well, looks like you've got
to be the Lou around here now.
468
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,214
Take care
of Cricket and Myron.
469
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,563
Especially Myron.
470
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,478
That boy ain't right.
471
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,529
Um, guys...
472
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,444
Was the RV always
on its side like that.
473
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,446
No! My puppets!
474
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,541
We've looked everywhere
for that bug.
475
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,543
Maybe it's gone.
476
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,942
Destiny, it's right there,
on your trophy.
477
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,381
No, don't.
478
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,471
That's my trophy for
Most Humble Humanitarian under 20.
479
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,516
I wiped the floor
with those do-gooder losers.
480
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,911
I'm sorry, Destiny,
but it has to be done.
481
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,436
Wait. Where did it go?
482
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,568
[BUZZING]
483
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,223
It's on your guitar.[GASPS]
484
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,312
Quick, fly back
-to the trophy. -Ava!
485
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,575
Fine.
486
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,055
Oh, but I can't look.
487
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,102
Goodbye, guitar.
488
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,409
I'll always remember
your wonky E string.
489
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,761
Ava, the bug... [GASPS]
490
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,805
[GASPS]
491
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:43,894
...left.
492
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,550
[GASPING] My guitar!
493
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:54,644
So, I destroyed it
for nothing.
494
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,342
Would it help if I gave you
my trophy to smash?
495
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,647
Little bit.
496
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,564
[MUSIC PLAYING]
497
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,741
Hey, sorry I'm late.
498
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:09,572
Wait. This is what
a dance party is?
499
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:13,315
'Cause sitting around
and sulking I can do.
500
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,448
It's like you're not
the only kid that feels awkward at this age.
501
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,539
Come on.
Let's get out there.
502
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:22,324
Seriously? You okay
if you end up feeling a little awkward?
503
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,544
Maybe, maybe not.
504
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:28,374
But like you said,
I won't know if I don't try.
505
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,246
And if I need something else
for everyone to laugh at,
506
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,203
I'll show them
your school picture.
507
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,553
[CHUCKLES] Fair.
508
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,645
All right, let's see
what you got.
509
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:42,257
Hey, talk about old school.
What else you got?
510
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,304
Whoo! Look at these feet.
511
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,176
Yeah! Try this.
Wave it out. Pew.
512
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:51,701
Send it back. What?
Let's go. Hey!
513
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:53,660
Yeah![ALL CHEERING]
514
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:02,277
Hey, everybody.
We're back.
515
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,931
Already?
516
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,325
Parker, you threw me
a welcome back home surprise party?
517
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,109
That was so sweet.
518
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,154
No, actually... Oh, you're right, Lou.
519
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,114
It's a "welcome back early
before we even expect you to come home party".
520
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,160
Hey, Parker,
where do you want...
521
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,468
Hey... Lou.
522
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,385
"Great job,
Camp Director Parker."
523
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,649
Is that what
we're calling you now?
524
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:29,739
Oh. That must be a typo.
[CHUCKLES]
525
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:30,958
I'll talk to the sign guy.
526
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,136
Hey, I thought you weren't
driving back until tomorrow.
527
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,530
Oh, there was
-a change of plans. -We had to fly home.
528
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,401
Fly? What happened
to my RV?
529
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,361
It's getting
a little work done.
530
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,841
-What?
-Hey, let's not even focus on that right now.
531
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,974
This is a party, you know.
Conga line starts here.
532
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,671
Come on,
Camp Director Parker.
533
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,599
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534
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:08,199
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