All language subtitles for Bunkd s05e12 Gi Whiz.eng

Good call pulling
over here, Noah.

The Shop 'n Squat
is like the Taj Mahal of rest stops.

Hey, you guys think Parker
is going to miss the xenon flash lamp?

It's not one of the four
paintings of his face,

I think you're good.

I'm borrowing it for my MIT
Invent-a-thon submission.

It's a short-range,
focused-photon beam

housed inside
an everyday stylus.

No earthly idea
what you're talking about,

but it sounds...
[FAKE SNORES]

It's a laser pen that can
cut through any matter on earth.

Pretty cool.
I snore corrected.

So shall we hit the road?

What's the rush?

You should check out
this rest stop.

There's a guy
that gives out towels

after you wash
your hands.

They're paper,
but it still feels classy.

Sammy's been around forever.

He's smelled some things.

How did you know
his name is Sammy?

Uh, just a lucky guess.

Wait a minute.
This is your hometown.

I totally forgot.

We should stop
and meet your parents.

I love to put a face
to a camp tuition check.

I'd like to meet them, too.

I can finally dig
into your backstory, Matteo.

Your social media presence

leaves a lot
to the imagination.

I don't know.

They're probably too busy
with work to hang out anyways.

And, Lou, I know how excited
you are to get to the farm.

The farm isn't
going anywhere.

Least not until
the next mudslide season.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

Thanks for saying yes
to serving breakfast on the lawn, Parker.

The ants made me realize
why we shouldn't,

but we're all
learning together.

It's the least I could do.

I know my time
as camp director got off to a rocky start.

I made him think
Matteo got stuck in another dimension.

So much goo.

Wait, the guy in charge
of keeping us alive was tricked by Finn?

We're all gonna die.

Don't worry.

Parker may be in charge
of the camp,

but after Matteo-gate,

Lou put me in charge
of him.

Which is totally
unnecessary.

Okay? By the time
Lou comes back,

I am going to be
the most popular, beloved,

and popular
camp director ever.

Did I mention popular?

Well, if you'll excuse me,
Mr. Popular,

the pepper on my eggs is
walking away with my bacon.

Yo, Parker!

Breakfast was sick!

Because it was awesome
or because you ate some ants?

[CHUCKLES] Both.

Hey, can I use
the old high-dive down by the lake?

Wasn't it condemned?

Well, I don't know
what condemned means.

But I'm talking about the one
with the pretty yellow tape

that says caution on it.

Oh, uh, well,
I'm not sure...

How we went all summer
without using it.

Get after it, bro.

Yes! Thanks, Parker.

This dive is going
to be sick.

The lake's not gonna
know what hit it,

but it's gonna be
this face!

Wait. This is where
your parents work?

Where are all
the science-y things?

Hi-yah!

Matty-pants?

Hey, Mamae.

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Wait, that's your mom?

I always figured your parents
had megahertz power,

not "ow, it hurts" power.

Matty, what
a wonderful surprise.

And you brought guests.

Oh, welcome to our family's
jujitsu gym.

Um, Mamae,
this is Lou and Noah.

And, guys,
this is my mom, Sensei Silva.

Call me Carina.
Matteo's told me so much about you.

Noah, I hear you're an actor.
Been in anything I've seen?

Nope, I'm wildly
unsuccessful, thanks for asking!

And, Lou, it's such
a pleasure to finally meet

Matteo's camp director.

It's so nice to finally meet
the butt-kicking woman from my vision board!

I can't wait
to visit with you,

but I have to teach
one last class

before tonight's
belt promotion ceremony.

Ah, what a shame
we'll miss all that,

but we have to be
on our way. Right, guys?

Leave so soon?
But you just got here.

Are you sure
you can't stick around

and take a lesson
with my students?

I'd love to.

Jujitsu will really
round out my stage combat skills.

All I'm currently
certified in is slap-fighting.

And I want to become
a one-woman wrecking ball, like your mom.

Those possums have stolen
their last honey-baked ham from me.

Uh, I'll sit
this one out.

I'm, uh,
not feeling great.

I ate an all
Shop 'n Squat lunch.

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry,
but good call.

We don't want
anyone throwing up while they're throwing down.

Now, if you two could
sign some waivers,

I'll go grab your gis.

Hope everyone here okay
with the sight of their own blood?

Hey, Zachary.
How was the high dive?

Nuts, man.

My life flashed
before my eyes,

and if I wasn't me,
I'd wanna be.

What'd you do?

Swan dive,
back flip, jack knife?

Oh, get this.

I broke off an epic
quarter turn full-body

parallel entry.

You know, a belly flop.

That's what
that sound was?

We thought a truck
backfired on the highway.

I thought I was gonna
do a cannonball,

but this was
way more legendary.

I made my mark
on this camp

just like the lake made
its mark on my belly.

Permanently.
[LAUGHS]

Did you see
what I just saw?

Uh, no.

They're your eyes.

Zachary just became
a Camp Kikiwaka legend.

Like Christina Ross, or Lou,
or Darryl S. Moore, who invented the s'more.

BOTH: Mallowed be his name.

Summer's almost over.

We need to start thinking
about our legacy around here

and with Permissive Parker
in charge,

now is the perfect time.

We just have to come up with
something legendary to do.

I got it.
Porcupine jousting!

Okay. Are we riding
the porcupines...

Wait, why am I asking?
We're not doing that!

Oh, Ava. What do you think
my sash? It's gonna say,

"a beloved leader."
Too much?

Not enough?

Did you know Zachary
did a belly flop

off the high-dive
so hard

that he can't
talk right anymore?

I think that's just
the way he sounds.

Why didn't you just
tell him no?

I can't tell
the campers "no."

They love me
for saying yes.

On a related note,
tonight's dinner, spaghetti and malt balls.

Look, you need to say no
to them sometimes.

It's how you
keep them safe.

It's your job.

Okay, we're
gonna practice.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[IMITATES ZACHARY] What up,
I'm Zachary from Coyote Cabin.

Is it okay if I skate
down a ramp and through a ring of fire?

Absolutely!

-No!
-I'll get the lighter fluid.

Just say no.

Or better idea.

You be the one
to shut down the kids' bad ideas,

and I'll be the one
they remember fondly into adulthood,

and they'll ask me
to walk them down the aisle

when they have
a falling out with their dad.

Well, normally, I'd say no
to being the one to say no,

but I do love
saying no, so yes.

Great. See, now
everyone's a happy camper.

Whoa! I totally get
that phrase now.

Okay, you two, let's see
those heel hooks in action.

Cut!

What is it now?

You are embarrassing me
in front of Matteo's cool mom.

Sorry, Lou,
but I'm not feeling my motivation to fight.

My character
is a soft-hearted ambulance driver,

and yours is
a misunderstood anti-hero.

We shouldn't be fighting.

We should be feeling.

Noah, fights
don't have characters.

And the only thing
that you should be feeling

is your opponent's head
in your armpit.

Pro tip. If you don't
wear deodorant, they pass out faster.

No, I cannot continue
this life of constant warfare.

It's time for this ole cowpoke
to hang up his chaps.

What genre is this?

Well, Lou, you still
need an opponent.

Matty, why don't you come
help us out?

Uh, that's all right.

Uh, I'm really enjoying
this bench.

Is it reclaimed pine?

Wow! [CHUCKLES]

And that's okay.

We all love Matteo
for the delicate flower he is.

[CHUCKLES] There are
no delicate flowers in a dojo.

Come on, Matty.

Don't worry, Matty.

I promise,
I'll go easy on...

You.

Who is this boy?

And what has he done
with my delicate flower?

Nice sash, Parker.

Game recognize game.

Thanks.
What're you guys up to?

Nothing much. Just setting up
this fuse that goes down

to a canoe we filled
with all the fireworks Lou's confiscated.

That's cool
with you, right?

Uh...

Ava! Come see this
very dangerous thing that Finn and Destiny are doing.

Quickly, please.
Quickly, quickly.

Um, no.

How can you say
no already?

You don't even know
what we're doing.

Is that a fuse?

-Yes.
-Then I know enough.

I would have said yes,

but Lou put Ava
in charge of me, so we have to do what she says.

Disappointed!

Besides, aren't you guys
supposed to be cleaning the mess hall right now?

But cleaning
isn't legendary.

Neither is playing
the fart and run game,

but that has
never stopped you.

It's called
squeak and streak, Ava.

And it's not a game,

it's a lifestyle.

All right.

Well, I am going to streak
before you squeak.

I still don't get why
we didn't just set off the fireworks earlier.

I can't keep explaining
nighttime to you, Finn.

How did you
flip me like that?

I'm a five-time
hog wrestling champion

and you treated me,

well, like I treated
those hogs.

I may have to write
some apology letters.

Yeah, and you've always
been so bad at, you know, the sports.

I am bad at other sports.

But Brazilian jujitsu
teaches you

how to defeat a stronger,
more athletic opponent

by using leverage
and weight distribution against them.

Matteo's been
martial arts-trained

since before
he was potty trained.

You did not want to end up
in one of his leg locks when his diaper was full.

We used to call it
the number two necktie.

What a fun family.

Jujitsu runs
in our blood,

but Matteo's
on another level.

He would have earned
his green belt by now,

but he's always at camp during
the belt promotion ceremony.

[CHUCKLES]

Such an
unfortunate coincidence.

Let's not think
too hard about it.

But now that you're here,
you can finally participate.

And best of all,
once you earn that green belt,

you'll be certified
to teach classes here.

Do you think he could
teach at camp too?

It'd be great to have
a self-defense class that isn't just "run."

It's finally
happening, fofo.

Once you put on
that green belt,

your life-long
jujitsu journey begins.

And then one day,
you'll be running this place.

I'm so excited.

Me too.

Me too.
You were right, Matteo.

This bench is a delight!

You know
who's legendary?

Whoever invented dusting
with a...

[SNEEZES]

Duck butt.

Finn, look at this.

It says, "Timothy Elefont,
summer of '68." Huh.

"Bethany Albert, '72."

Why is she smiling
and crying?

I bet she's being tickled
while watching the end of Titanic.

I wonder
if there's something behind this, too.

[GASPS]

"The Wall of Flame.
Dedicated to the brave campers

"who lost their taste buds
in the quest to conquer

"the area's
hottest pepper..."

BOTH: "The Wakapepper."

It's a secret
pepper-eating challenge.

And these must
be the winners.

That's it.

That's how we can
become legends.

We win the
Wakapepper Challenge,

but we do it in front
of the whole camp.

Yes, eat your heart,
Duck Butt Guy.

Is it just me, or is
Matteo not into this?

What do you mean?

[SIGHS]

I see what you mean.

A perfect arm lock.

To conclude
this year's ceremony,

my son is just one task away
from earning his green belt.

After breaking this board,

he will be rewarded
with fiercer opponents,

immense responsibility

and this coupon
for 10% off at the Gi Galleria.

You okay, Matteo?

You're not the best
at hiding your true emotions.

Don't worry. It's the focus
of our next acting workshop.

Yeah, you're scary
good at this,

but you don't seem
like you're having that much fun.

That's because
I'm not having fun.

I've never
enjoyed jujitsu.

I mean, it's
taught me a lot

and given me confidence
and discipline,

but my parents want it
to be my whole life.

And there are other things
I want to do.

I should be calibrating
the polarity of my laser right now.

You know,
enjoying my childhood.

I do not. But go on.

I was so happy when I came
to Camp Kikiwaka

because I didn't have
to be who my parents wanted me to be.

I could be who
I wanted to be. A scientist.

I finally got
to write my own story.

Is that why
you never told us

your body
is a deadly weapon?

Yeah.

And it's why
I've avoided this ceremony.

As soon as
I get my green belt,

I'll have students
to teach,

more competitions to win.

And next thing you know,

I'm running this gym
all day, every day

instead of being
a famous inventor,

like that Duck Butt Guy
Finn's always talking about!

Look, Matteo,
I know it's tough, but...

I think you should be
honest with your mom.

She believes
you like this stuff,

but I am sure she'd
want to know the truth.

And "kee-yah" her
right in the heart?

I'm sorry, Lou.

I'm a deadly weapon,
not a monster.

Hey, guys,
what's going on?

History, Parker.

Soon, Destiny and I
will join

the leather-tongued legends
that conquered the infamous...

BOTH: Wakapepper.

You guys name
everything after this camp.

It's the hottest pepper
in the region.

And if we each
eat three,

we'll earn our place
on the Wall of Flame.

But there's one thing
standing in our way.

Thank goodness.

Only an adult
can buy Wakapeppers.

So we need you
to get them for us.

Oh!

Oh, don't,
don't get me wrong.

I would love
to help you guys,

but unfortunately,

Ava's probably
gonna shut this down.

That's why
we can't tell her.

Oh! Of course
we can't tell Ava.

The last thing
we would want

is to have...
Ava come see this!

Shh!
Ava's gonna hear you.

Oh, sorry.

Totally can't...

Have Ava see
what's happening here!

What's going on?
What's wrong?

Oh, darn!

Well, now that
you're here,

I guess
you should know

that Finn and Destiny
wanna eat

a bunch of super duper
hot Wakapeppers.

And they were so close
to pulling it off!

Destiny, Finn,

you do not
need to burn your insides for fun.

Our normal food
already does that.

Ava, please?

I am this close
to tasting immortality,

even if it's the last
thing I ever taste.

Yeah, come on.
Don't be such an Ava.

[SCOFFS]

Easy, Parker.

Don't worry, kids.
I'm with you.

Boo, Ava!
Boo, Ava!

Like I care
if you boo me.

ALL:
Boo, Ava! Boo, Ava!

Okay! Okay!

Now, I care!

You know what, Parker?

I'm leaving this
up to you.

-Pardon?
-You heard me.

This time,
I'm not saying no.

But... Yes!

Let's go
get those peppers.

And make sure you bring
at least two forms of ID.

They are not messing around
with these things.

At our dojo,

breaking a board
symbolizes the beginning

of an all-consuming,
life-long journey

to develop a personal
style of jujitsu.

Plus, it looks
really cool.

[CHUCKLES]

[CLEARS THROAT]
So, Matteo?

Halt! Pause!
Time out!

I don't know
the right jujitsu word.

You could just say,
"hold on a minute."

Cool, cool.

Matteo, a quick chat.

Look, I don't think
you should have to wait till camp

to write your own story.

You should
write it here, too.

Lou, I can't.

Yes, you can.

I know you wanna
make your mom happy,

but she wants
the same thing for you.

So show her
who you really are.

Write your own story.

And use this pen.

Lou, this isn't
a pen, it's...

Oh! Got you.

Okay, I'm ready.

Are you
almost finished, Lou?

We need to hurry.

I lend the dojo to
Overachievers Anonymous meetings after class

and they are
very punctual.

Hey, everyone.
Um, it's me.

The kid
from the brochures.

You know, the green belt
represents a fighter's chance

to develop his own
personal style of jujitsu.

But the thing is,

jujitsu isn't
really my style.

This is.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[CROWD GASPS]

[CROWD APPLAUDS]

Matty,
what are you doing?

I'm sorry, sensei.

You knew this doesn't
count for your belt, right?

I know.

And I'm so thankful
for everything

you've taught me, Mamae.

But the truth is,

this isn't who I am.

Or what makes me happy.

I don't wanna
take over the gym.

I'm a scientist,
not a fighter.

Really?

I thought
all that science stuff was just a phase.

Like that year, you asked us
to all call you "Falcon."

I wish I told you
before, but...

I didn't want you to be
disappointed in me.

So... Are you?

I could never
be disappointed in you, Matteo.

I'm only disappointed
that I didn't know

that you felt
this way.

Really?

Really.

You're my brilliant son
and I love you.

And from now on,

the only unbreakable hold
I care about,

is the one you have
on my heart.

Aw! So,

are we going to let
that "Falcon" thing go?

Oh, no way.

But let's let Mom and Falcon
have their moment.

Yo!

Sick briefcase, guys!
What's in it?

BOTH: Wakapeppers!

Apparently they're too hot
for paper bags. [CHUCKLES]

That bodes well.

[LAUGHS]

[GAS HISSING]
Oh!

Yeowch!
You're gonna eat these?

Oh! Legendary!

Your inside tummy
is gonna look like my outside tummy.

And my outside tummy

definitely needs
medical attention.

Ava, this is dangerous.

Somebody needs to stop them.

Someone who wouldn't risk
losing their really cool sash.

Then you better
make sure the infirmary has extra tongue scrubbers

and maybe
some extra campers.

Welcome, everyone,
to the Wakapepper Challenge.

If Finn and I can eat
three of these

blazing hot peppers,

we will be
remembered forever

on the new
prominently featured

Wall of Flame!

Yup, I should've
stayed in Canada.

Now, time to
get flame-ous!

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

PARKER: No!

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

Hey! Our peppers!

You ate them all!

[CAMPERS BOOING]

No more
Wakapepper Challenge.

No more
dangerous stunts.

No more malt balls
in spaghetti!

I say no!

No, no, no!

Well, that was more
dramatic than I expected.

Or was necessary.

Why did you
do that?

Because it's not my job
to keep you happy.

It's my job
to keep you safe.

Honestly, I don't even see
what the big deal is.

These peppers
aren't that bad.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh! Oh, it's bad!

Whoo! Oh!

No, wrong move!
Glitter makes it worse!

[PANTING] Oh!

Wow. That looks rough.

Thanks for stopping us.

It's my pleasure.

Oh, jeez.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Second wave. Oh!

Dance away the pain!
Dance away the pain!

Well, well.

Look at the new member
of the Wall of Flame.

When there's
a cool breeze,

I can almost
feel my tongue.

I'm proud
of you, Parker.

You may have picked
the dumbest way to stop the challenge,

but you still
stopped it.

I'm sorry I let things
get out of hand.

I tend to be
a little worried

about what people
think of me.

I get it.

But in the end,
you did what was right

instead of what
was easy.

Well, you set
a great example.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Not so great.

I did say yes
to one of the things

I was supposed
to stop.

[FIREWORKS IN THE DISTANCE]

Our fireworks.

They fire-worked.

Yes! We're
gonna be legends.

Yeah, you are.

This is bigger than that kid
that did a belly flop off the high-dive.

That was you.

Oh, it was?

Aw, man, I do not
remember that!

By the way,

can you tell Lou
what happened

to her fireworks for me?

No.

They grow up so fast.

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