All language subtitles for Bunkd s05e10 Pop Poppin In.eng

Lou! There you are!

Yes, yes, yes.
Here I am!

Definitely not trying to
conceal the expiration date

on these discount
fish sticks.

Okie-doke.

I have huge news.

There is going to
be a new reality show

about summer camp!

I already watch
one of those every day.

It's called Lou's Life.

It starts in the morning
when I open my eyes,

and ends when
I put on my "Life is Purrr-fect"

kitty sleep mask.

Well, now you can
share Lou's Life with the world,

because they want to
shoot the show here!

Only it will be called
Real Camp Lives of Maine.

And people will actually
want to watch it.

No offense to your
adorable face mask.

Really? Why did
they choose us?

It's either because
they heard about

this camp's
amazing reputation,

or because I wouldn't
stop calling them.

We'll never know.

So we're going
to be on TV?

Well, they're just
shooting a test episode to start,

and then we'll see.

This could be
great publicity for the camp.

And maybe,
just a thought,

for an aspiring actor?

There it is.

Fine. And when would this
reality show start filming?

It already has...

Hello.

I'm your
producer, Jane.

But just act like
we aren't even here.

Okay. [LAUGHS]

And, um...
[CLEARS THROAT]

How long exactly
have you not been here?

Long enough to know
those fish sticks

are old enough
to legally drive.

She already knows
too much.

[WHISTLES]

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

This is great.
I'm so at peace right now.

Yeah, relaxing outside,

doing crafts,
eating snacks with friends.

These blueberries
are too crunchy though.

That's because
they're beads.

Oh. Then they're
the correct amount of crunchy.

That's a cool flower
crown, by the way.

Thank you. I love
making them.

It gives me that warm,
fuzzy feeling inside.

Yeah, eating a bowl
of beads gets you there, too.

Have you ever considered
selling your flower crowns at camp?

Get a little extra
spending money.

Buy some stuff.

It would be great to
have my own money.

I've never gotten
an allowance.

When you have
clown parents,

they think pockets
are just for really long handkerchiefs.

But I don't need
anything else at camp.

I'm not talking about
what you need.

I'm talking about
what you want.

Which is like what
you need, but funner.

You make a good point.

Okay, I'll sell them!

There you go!
Treat yourself!

And if you have
a little extra pocket change,

treat the person
that inspired you.

You made the right
decision coming to Camp Kikiwaka.

You're going
to get a ton of

exciting material
for the show.

Like an arts
and crafts class?

Not just any arts
and crafts class.

Our arts
and crafts class

[WITH FLAIR] outside!

Usually we do them
in the Mess Hall,

but for you,
we're shaking things up.

Hey!

Oops, the camera wasn't
on me. Should I do that again?

Nope. We're good.

Matteo and Finn,

I see you're making
macaroni necklaces.

Finn, how about you walk
our viewers through your exciting process?

Uh...

Line?

There are no lines,

this is a reality show.

Just say the first thing
that comes to your mind.

Line!

Matteo! How about
you walk me through your exciting process?

Sure.

I'm kicking
things off with...

The first noodle.

And done!

Now, onto
the second noodle.

Done!

Fascinating, right?

Riveting.

If you like that,
wait till you see our whittling class.

Is that camper carving
a spoon or a fork?

Only tines will tell!

[LAUGHS] Get it?

I'm afraid I do.

Tines. Like the pointy
parts of a fork?

Gotta love
utensil-based humor.

People eat it up
with a... Spoon.

[LAUGHS]

Line!

Lou, are you
in here?

LOU: Yeah, just
cleaning up the grease trap.

I probably shouldn't be
talking, though.

I might get something
in my... [GRUNTS]

Hey, not that bad!

You have a visitor...

You sure do!

I came a long way
to see my purty little possum patty!

[GASPS] Pop Pop?

[LAUGHS]
Oh, sorry.

I almost got grease
on your good traveling shirt.

Ava, this is my grandpa,
Elmer J. Hockhauser.

But you can
call him Pop Pop.

Yeah, we met.

He said he was looking
for his favorite filly,

and I was gonna
take him down to the barn,

but then he clarified.

Showing up unannounced,
that is so like you.

That's why they
call me Pop Pop.

Always pop poppin' in!

You haven't
visited in ages,

so I thought
it was high time

I spent a few days at
this camp you're always going on about.

Sure could use
a heapin' helpin'

of quality time with
my Lou-Lou Bell!

Pop Pop and Lou-Lou Bell?

Seriously?

I brought your
favorite treat.[GASPS] You didn't!

Sure did. First,
let me hear it.

♪ You get corn
from the field

♪ Water from the well

♪ Whenever we're together
life is really swell

♪ Muck out the barn
don't even mind the smell

♪ 'Cause you're my Pop Pop
and I'm your Lou-Lou Bell ♪

[LAUGHS]

Yay! A lolly!

What is happening?

I'm always
plumb tickled by that.

Now you go
get cleaned up,

and I'll finish
the grease trap.

Oh, don't worry about it,
I've got it.

A scraper?

Lou-Lou Bell, that'll
take you all night.

Let me go get
my metal scrubber.

Oh, and one more
for being special.

Thank you,
Pop Pop.

Does Pop Pop's
Special Girl

wanna explain
what that dance was?

Wow. So many
campers are

wearing flower crowns
out there.

It reminds me
of a Canadian music festival

like Maple-palooza or
North by More North.

And, with the money
I made, I bought

a professional gardening kit
from the camp store.

This says to people

"Back off,
'cause I mean business."

The business of growing

sustainable fruits
and veggies.

So what are
you buying next?

May I suggest
Maple-palooza tickets?

I heard they just booked
Colderplay.

More stuff would be great,

but I can't buy
anything else. I already sold

to everyone here
who wants one.

Well, then level up.

I can make you a website

to sell
your flower crowns online.

Keep treating
yourself, lady.

Huh. I guess I could
use a new watch.

Mine got broken during
the Great Raccoon Uprising last summer.

I lost a lot
of good jewelry that day.

Okay, I'm in!
Level me up.

Awesome. Now,
are you really going to lay

"Raccoon Uprising" on me,
then just blow past it?

Dish.

It was the hottest...

Now it's time
for our joyous nightly ritual

called campfire,

where we all sit
around a campfire.

Hey there![YELPS]

Wow!

He really does
keep popping up.

Was I lucky enough
to get here

for trash
burning night?

Making s'mores is
the camp's oldest tradition,

started by our camp founder,
Jedediah Swearengen.

Back then, they used
to put roasted squirrel

between two pieces
of hardtack.

But now we leave out
the hardtack.

What you should
be leaving out

is the chocolate
and marshmallows.

When you had sugar
before you went to bed, ooh,

you were bouncing
off the walls all night.

Drove me nuttier
than squirrel scat.

But the kids
love s'mores.

You know I'm right.

What do I always say?

Pop Pop knows best.

Okay, change of plans.
No s'mores tonight.

Ava, just start
the singalong.

An end of the night singalong
without any sugar?

I can't row, row, row my boat
in these conditions.

Great first day.

Hey, tomorrow,
if you need some theme music,

I can rock out
on my trombone.

My performances have been
described as inescapable.

Actually, we're done here.
This camp doesn't have

the drama,
the tension we need.

What? How about
that whittling class?

The tension was so thick
you could slowly carve it

with a very small,
child-safe knife.

I'm sorry, Noah. Your camp
doesn't make good reality TV.

But I need this.

I'm actually
an aspiring actor,

and I was hoping
this could be my big break.

No, I didn't sense
that desperation at all.

Please?

Fine.

We'll shoot one more day.
But if things don't pick up,

I have to move on
and try out another camp.

Little does Jane know,
I have a plan.

JANE: I'm literally
filming you right now.

Oh, right.

Little do you know,
I have a plan.

Guys, Jane doesn't think
we're interesting enough.

So we need to stage
a big argument for the cameras.

But we're all
best friends.

I don't want to fight
with you guys.

We'll just be faking it.

All Jane needs are
some dramatic moments.

Or, as they say in the biz,
"Oh-no mo-mos"

Ready to get
started, Noah?

I don't know.
There's just so much drama.

How can one cabin
contain it all?

Yeah.

Matteo, you are
making me so mad.

Am I? Well, uh,

you're making me
so mad I could scream.

[GRUNTS WEAKLY]

Guys, she's not
buying it.

We need
to pull something from real life.

Matteo, remember
that thing about Finn's clothes?

What thing
about my clothes?

Matteo, tell Finn
how you don't like

when he throws
his clothes all over the floor.

Hey, I don't
throw them on the floor.

I keep them on the floor.
I have a system.

Well, it's a dumb system.

It's what Matteo
has said many, many times.

Many, many?
Maybe once or twice,

[STRAINING] but always
behind his back.

The nice way.

And, Finn,
tell Matteo

how you wish
he'd stop talking about birds so much.

What?

Well, maybe if you stopped
talking about birds,

you could listen
to me explain my system.

This seems
so real.

Forgive me for thinking
you might be interested

to know that pigeons can
distinguish between humans,

or how baby hoatzins... You're doing it again.

Birds, birds,
birds, birds!

Ooh, face!

Fine. You want
to talk about your system?

Let's talk about
your system.

There is a flaw
in your system.

Observe.

How dare you?

Those are clean
floor clothes.

Go bigger.

You know what?
We're just

so level ten mad
at each other.

Maybe we shouldn't
even be bunkmates anymore.

I think that's
a great idea.

Me, too, and I have to go
to the bathroom,

so I'm gonna
storm out this way.

[DOOR CLOSES]

This is going to make
a great "oh-no mo-mo."

Did you hear him?
"Birds, birds, birds, birds."

If I do talk
about birds a lot,

it's because
they're fascinating.

Like how Bassian thrushes find
food by passing gas.

Matteo talked to you
about birds, didn't he?

I admit the farting one
is amazing,

but still.

Wow, look at you.

You're like
a tiny mob wife.

Thank you.

The online flower crown
business is going nuts.

So I thought I'd
update the look.

Good for you. You want to grab
some lunch, eat outside?

I wish I could, but I have
a ton of crown orders to fill.

Would you look at the time
on my beautiful new watch?

I've got to go.

Maybe later, then.

Here's a five spot.

Get yourself
something nice. [CLICKS TONGUE]

Well, our last scene
couldn't have gone any better.

Let's talk about
how we can turn up the drama even more.

"I'm giving Finn
the silent treatment.

"He'll never hear
my angelic voice again."

This is just a picture
of an angry rocket ship.

Wow! Staying in character

even without the cameras?

Those guys are naturals.

I wonder when this is going
to blow up in his face.

I hope I'm there to see it.

Noah, why did
Finn and Matteo

both come
to me separately

this morning, asking
to be switched to different cabins?

Ooh! It's happening.

They did that?
But it was just supposed

to be a fake fight
for the cameras.

Well, if this reality show
is gonna hurt my campers,

I'm gonna have
to ask Jane to leave.

Now, now,
Lou-Lou Bell.

Whoa! He popped
out of nowhere.

Yeah, it's kind
of his thing.

You really want to send
those cameras away?

I wouldn't.

After all, any press
is good press.

Hmm, I'm not
so sure about that.

After all the headlines
we got about sinkholes

and fires and serving
expired food,

which they cannot prove.

What do we always
say, Lou-Lou Bell?

But...

Pop Pop knows best.

Noah, you think you can
square things up with your boys?

Yeah, I know
just what to do.

I have no idea what to do.

Why do you let him
boss you around?

What are you
-talking about? -Grease traps, s'mores,

and now this.
He's mowing your lawn, Lou.

It's just the way
it's always been.

I grew up
on Pop Pop's farm,

and he's used
to taking care of things,

including me.

Well, you're not
a little girl anymore.

I think it's time
you tell him that you can take care

of yourself,
and this camp.

I know, but I don't want
to hurt his feelings.

And besides,
he's leaving tonight, so it'll be fine.

Holy mackerel!

Did you use this post

to plug up the septic tank?

Lou-Lou Bell, I taught you
better than that!

It'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

If it wasn't
for your Pop Pop,

you'd all be stepping
in poop poop.

It'll be fine.

Well, this
escalated quickly.

Destiny, where did
all this stuff come from?

I bought it.
Business is booming

and I'm making that paper.
That's just a metaphor.

Most of my money's
in crypto. I'm not an idiot.

How about a break?
You have scary eyes.

Can't stop, won't stop.
I'm turning and burning,

and earning, so you can
start weaving,

or start leaving,
Park-side-of-the-moon.

You remind me
of someone.

Someone who loves
nicknames and money.

Handsome, very handsome.

It'll come to me.

Put some muscle
into it.

Come on now.
If I chopped like that,

the internets wouldn't
have turned me

into that
"Ripped Grandpa" meme.

Okay, kids,
that's enough. And if you agree

to not tell your parents
about this tonight,

we'll all get
the expensive ice cream.

Pop Pop,
thank you so much

for trying to help,
but shouldn't you be headed to the airport?

If you miss your flight,
you won't be home in time

for the evening
corn shucking.

Don't you worry
your pretty little head about that.

I'm not leaving.

Pardon?

Yup, I talked
to your Gam Gam,

and I'm staying here
for the rest of the summer.

Clearly, you need
my help to whip this place into shape.

So that works out
great, right?

Oh, so he can Pop Pop in,
but he can't Pop Pop out?

I feel like my head's
gonna Pop Pop right off.

Wait. He's not going
to see this, is he?

Give me that camera!

Noah, why are we
in here again?

I already have footage
of the kitchen.

I've seen how
the sausage is made,

and it's with
otter paws.

We're here
for a reconciliation dinner.

Perfect! Those kinds
of dinners are

a hit on every
reality show!

I knew you
would love it.

I love it when kids start
throwing drinks in each other's faces.

Dang it! We should have
brought ponchos.

There are
my Grizzlies.

-Why is he here?
-Why is he here?

Oh, We're starting
that hot? Okay.

I just thought
since we're breaking up,

we should have
a farewell dinner.

I guess I could deal
with Finn chewing

with his mouth open
one last time.

I keep telling you,

the food tastes better
when you add some air.

Don't forget,
you guys have juice,

in case you
get thirsty.

Thirsty for payback.

Before we start,

I just want to say
this is nice.

Remember the first time
we had a meal together?

Yeah.

We ate
the sloppiest of joes

and the browniest
of mounds.

We were truly kings
among men.

I remember
Noah wouldn't stop

talking about
being an actor.

Yes. More, more.

Then you said,
"Kid who falls in lake?

"I wish he would have
just stayed in there."

Okay. Less, less.

Ooh! Remember when
Noah was teaching us

how to hit a birdie
in badminton,

but by mistake,
he swatted an actual bird?

Or how about that time
he thought your slipper was a mouse,

and then he screamed
and jumped into Lou's arms?

[SCREAMS MOCKINGLY]

Yes, we're laughing
about silly things

that happened
to all of us.

MATTEO AND FINN:
I don't want to move out.

BOTH: I don't want
to move out either.

Boom! Reconciled.

Wait! No.

Reconciliation dinners
aren't actually

for reconciliation.

They're supposed
to make things worse.

I need something big.

And here it is.

A big old group hug.

Bring it in, Grizzlies.

No hugs!

Look, I'm almost done
filming this episode.

It's got everything.
Deep-seated family issues,

weird bird facts,
gratuitous Canadian wordplay.

All I need is someone throwing
a drink in someone's face,

and we've got
the perfect episode!

But my boys fighting
isn't perfect to me.

If someone doesn't
throw a drink, there's no show.

Do you really want
to ruin your chance at being a big star?

If that's what
it means, fine.

I never should have
got them into this.

They're not
throwing anything.

Then I'll do it.

Get ready
for a juice bath.

No! I forgot
my bleach pen!

What in the heck fire
is going on here?

These boys
won't throw a drink, so I'm going to do it.

I'll just edit it in later
to make it look like they did.

Oh, no, you won't.
Put the juice down.

Lou-Lou Bell.
I've got this.

No, Pop Pop.
I've got this.

I never should have
let you come to this camp.

I thought a reality show
would be good for this place.

But only if it
reflects the reality

of what Kikiwaka's
all about. Fun and friendship.

People don't tune in
for that nonsense.

They tune in
for this!

Watch yourself, ma'am.

That's a pretty blouse.

It'd be a shame
if it got crangerined.

You don't have the guts
to throw that at me.

[SCOFFS] You know what?

You're right.

Maybe I don't.

-No, my footage is ruined!
-You're darn tootin' it is.

Now get off my land!

Well, I'll be.

-Thanks, Lou.
-No problem, partner.

Good thing
she high-tailed it out of here,

because I was madder
than an unbroken bronco

getting stung by a scorpion
in a patch of pricklies.

You can stop
talking like that.

But I don't wanna.

-Destiny?
-How do I get that money?

Oh, no! I've been
asleep for five minutes!

That means
I'm three flower crowns behind,

and I need this exact
same tracksuit in blue!

Destiny, this has
to stop.

Look at you.
You've become a stuff-obsessed fanatic.

Essentially me.

It's like looking
in a mirror, a funhouse mirror

that makes me shorter
and more shimmery.

But I'm treating myself,
like you said.

When's the last time
you treated yourself

to a breath
of fresh air? Or a hike?

Or something else
that's boring, but good for the soul?

It's been a while,
but isn't more money a good thing?

I used to think so,
until you showed me

that I could enjoy this camp
without my money.

And you were
enjoying camp too.

Remember?
How making flower crowns

used to make you feel
all warm and fuzzy?

Yeah. Now I just feel
all hot and sweaty.

This tracksuit
does not breathe.

Look, I'm not saying
you can't run your own business.

You're really
good at it.

In a way I super want
to exploit one day.

But for now, you should
only be doing it if it makes you happy.

So let me
get this straight.

You, Mr. Bowling Alley
in his Three-Story RV,

are telling me
I should level down?

Weird, right?

Before you know it,
I might even be downsizing my sneaker closet.

-No, you won't.
-No, I won't. They're my babies.

You know what?

You're right.
I'm gonna return everything

and get back to
what makes me happy,

making crowns for fun.

Although it might be
kind of hard to return the pony.

There's a pony?

How many crowns
did you sell?

Hey, Pop Pop.

I know you probably
don't want to hear this, but...

Lou-Lou Bell... Let me finish.

Here's the thing.

This is my camp,
and I'm in charge,

and not to toot
my own horn, but I do a great job.

Here, Lou knows best.

I'm beginning
to realize that.

I've never
seen that side of you before.

That's because you've never
given me the chance to show you.

I'm not a little
kid anymore.

Even though you still
want me to be.

You're right.

I haven't treated you
like an adult,

and I'm sorry.

I guess I still
see you as the little girl who always

followed me
around the farm.

Maybe I just miss
you needing me.

Pop Pop, I'm always
gonna need you.

I just don't need you
to take care of me anymore.

You raised me
better than that.

I guess I did.

I guess it's time
for me to go home.

You got this,
and I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Pop Pop.

I'm proud of me, too.

And I'm proud
of you too!

Holy-moly!
She just popped out of nowhere.

Is that what it's like
when I do it?

That's plumb obnoxious.

Yeah, that was the next
heart to heart we were gonna have.

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