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Okay, everyone, I
have exciting news!
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Oh, no, not you guys. Just us.
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Ooh, my bad for standing up.
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Is this exciting news about me
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or can I eat my burger
while you tell it?
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It's Marjorie's news.
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Burger it is.
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Tell it.
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Well, I found out today
that I'm being honored
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with a Napa Valley
Community Hero Award.
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Did all the firemen
leave town?
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What Bonnie means is,
congratulations.
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Well done.
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Is there a gala?
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There is.
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It's two weeks from Friday,
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and you can bring a date.
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I've invited my son.
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Jerry's coming?
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Mm-hmm.Jerry?
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Has that always been his name?
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Yes.
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Huh.
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You might want to rethink that.
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Well, I will be there
and so will Andy.
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We get it. You're back together.
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Geez, it's only been
a couple months.
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I couldn't have said Andy and I
are back together that much.
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You did it again.Sorry.
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I'm just happy
Andy and I are back together.
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Back together, back together,
back together.
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Who nominated you?
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I have no idea.
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It wasn't me.
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That's interesting.
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No one else jumped in
to deny it.
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It wasn't me.
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Mm-hmm. Okay.
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If anything,
I think you get more credit
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than you deserve.
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Mm.
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Well, I've also been asked
to select someone
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to present me with the award,
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and it seems only fitting
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that the person who
"didn't nominate me" do that.
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It wasn't me.
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Wait a minute, onstage?Yes.
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Do I give a speech?
Is there a time limit?Yeah.
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I'll ask.Don't bother.
I'll ignore it anyway.
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Hey. Everyone,
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I have been asked to give
a speech two weeks from Friday.
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None of you are invited,
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but I'm sure,
much like my rant at the DMV,
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it'll find its way
onto the Internet.
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But, seriously, it wasn't me.
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Ouch.
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Oh, hey, babe. How was work?
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Good. Didn't think
you'd still be up.
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Have you ever watched
these Dean Martin roasts?
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N-Not at 3:00 in the morning
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or in the last 40 years.Well...
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I need joke ideas
for my speech about Marjorie.
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And the beauty is no one can
sue me 'cause they're all dead.
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Wait, I thought you were
just supposed to introduce her.
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Yeah, that's the mistake
anyone else would make.
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Marjorie is going to give
the most boring speech ever,
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and if I don't goose things up,
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everyone's gonna be facedown
in their crème brûlée.
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Ooh, that's good.
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I don't know, Bonnie.
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She's gonna love it. No one
has a better sense of humor
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about themselves than Marjorie.
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Why else
would she dress like that?
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Oh, my God!
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This introduction
is writing itself.
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Listen to this.
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"Marjorie's so old,
this award better come
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with a case of Ensure."
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Wow.
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Right? And-- Oh.
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"Marjorie is so boring,
her favorite ice cream flavor
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is Al Gore."
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Geez, will there be
any kids with diseases there
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that you can pick on?
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I'm not sure. Fingers crossed.
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But ten bucks they tap me
to host the next one.
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Okay, but I want to go on record
that I think this is a bad idea.
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Yeah, well,
your face makes onions cry.
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Yeah. That's Don Rickles
zetzing you from the grave.
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Check it out, Napa!
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In your face!
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She does this every
time she's in a limo.
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Never bring her to a funeral.
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Hope she doesn't take
another bird to the face again.
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Adam, have another drink.
It's free.
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I'm still working
on my first one.
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Amateur.
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Hey.Ooh! Hey.
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Ooh, this is fancy.Hey.
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You look beautiful!Thank you.
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This is fancy.
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Wow, I've never been
in a limo before.
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Oh!I want to stick my head
out the skylight
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like they do in the movies.
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Absolutely.
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Amateur.
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Mm.
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I thought you said
your son was coming.
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He's meeting me there.
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Where's Andy?
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Ugh, we've already heard
this story.
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He had to work.
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So sorry you had to suffer
through that twice.
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Would you folks
like some music?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Okay. Let me know
if you need anything.
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Whoa. He's really cute.
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Is it too late to add
him as a plus-one?
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He's already
wearing black tie.
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Clayton, we'd like to drive
with the divider down, please.
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You're welcome.
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So how do you park
this bad boy?
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Very carefully.
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Very carefully.
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Yeah, I'm gonna jump out
to make room for Wendy.
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No, there's
plenty of room back...Bah, bah, bah, bah,
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bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah.
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Hi!
Ooh...Ooh!
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Wow. That's a... great dress.
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I mean,
you look very intelligent.
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What-what am I allowed to say?
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I-I'll take that second drink.
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It's my first time
wearing a strapless.
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Good for you.
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I've always wanted
to wear one of those,
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but I'm too afraid
it'll fall down
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and I'll end up
exposing myself, you know?
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Not on purpose, like I used to.
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I never thoughtof that.
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And now you won't
be able to stop.
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Okay if I join you
in the cockpit?
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Sure.
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So, you got a date
for this thing?
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I do not.
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Do you have a date for...
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life stuff?
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I do not.
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Oh, this is good stuff.
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I feel sorry for whoever
has to follow me.
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It's Marjorie.
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Oh, right.
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Well, good luck, Marj.
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This food is
off-the-charts delicious.
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Well, don't fill up,
'cause there's still dinner.
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There's dinner?
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I feel like I'm on Dynasty.
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Just hope it's better
than the mini quiche,
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which is not agreeing with me.
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I'm gonna go bring
some food out to Clayton.
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He's probably really sexy--
I mean, hungry.
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Shut up.
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Hey, stop messing with it.
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You're gonna stretch it out.
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Okay, but if I have
a nip slip, let me know.
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I'm on it.
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I'm not on it.
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I'm just eye level.
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So it'd be easy for me
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to be on it, but I'm not on it.
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Still no word from your son,
whose name is...
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Lorenzo?
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It's Jerry.
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And no.
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I guess he's not coming.
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Of course he is.
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He's probably
just running late.
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No. He's punishing me.
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For what?
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For all the things
I missed in his life.
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Hey, maybe he got
in a terrible car accident
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and maybe that's why
he can't be here,
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because he's trapped.
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Alive and fine
but trapped.
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Why am I worried
about your speech?
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Clearly, you can read a room.
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How you holding
up, hero?
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You nervous?
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I'm fine.
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I loved the kindergarten choir.
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Ugh. Whoever made them sing "Man
in the Mirror" is going to hell.
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Where have you been?
You missed the salad.
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I was flirting with a man
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for the first time in a year.
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Screw the salad.
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It had
strawberry dressing.
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Damn it, these people
really know what they're doing.
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Jill, honey, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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If you don't feel well,
you can go home.
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Oh, this is your special night.
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I'm gonna suffer through it.
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Did you get the steak
or the fish?
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I got the steak, 'cause it
has that gorgonzola sauce.
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I really hope they
don't overcook it.
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I want to see
blood on the plate.
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Super proud of you, Marjorie.
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I'll be in the bathroom.
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I'm gonna go make sure
she's okay.No, no, no,
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you're being honored. I'll go.
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If she got the steak,
save it for Clayton.
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Shut up.
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How you doing, Jill?
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I'm on the bathroom floor
in a $3,000 dress,
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so not good.
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Well, maybe you should go home.
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I can't miss
Marjorie's night.
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She'll understand.
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And I don't want to puke
in Clayton's limo.
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We appreciate that.
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Oh. I'm already saying "we."
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Do you think it's too soon?
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You can get married
at my house
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if you just get me a toothbrush
and some Pepto Bismol.
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I'm not really
a marriage person.
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I could see living with him
though.
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Get a dog,
some matching pajamas...
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Ugh, just go.Oh. Sorry.
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I will say, he's taller than me,
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so if we did get married,
I could wear heels!
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Tammy!Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
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Oh, my.
I am so deeply moved...
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A little full of
herself for a nun.
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But did you hear
how the priest introduced her?
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Serious, emotional,
not a lot of jokes.
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Yeah, and like church,
everybody's drinking wine
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and praying
for it to be over.WOMAN: Thank you so much.
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Beautiful words, Sister.
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Who knew so much love could come
from such a tiny package?
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Wendy! Wendy!
Nip slip. Full boob.
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You're naked.Oh, God!
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I'm gonna check on her.
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You-you can't leave.
Your award is up any minute.
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I'll be right back.
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But-but you're gonna
miss my moment.
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Her moment.Um, your moment!
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Scuse me, it's my moment.
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Why didn't you use
boob tape?
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There's boob tape?
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Okay, I got you Pepto,
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ginger ale, a toothbrush.
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Oops, that's
Clayton's number.
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That's for me.
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And just for funsies,
one of these.
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A pregnancy test?
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There's no way.
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Have you slept with Andy?
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Nonstop.
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Then there's a way.
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How you doing, honey?
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I don't think
anybody saw.
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One of the kindergarteners
spit out his lollipop.
262
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He'll repress it.
263
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And now,
264
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to introduce
our next recipient,
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please welcome
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Bonnie Plunkett.
267
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What do I do?
She's not here.
268
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W-Walk slowly.
269
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Mm.
270
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Mmm.
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Bring it in, Sister.
272
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Oh.
273
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:09,990
Just gonna grab one
of those. Mm.
274
00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,210
Jill, how are
you doing, honey?
275
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Tammy thinks
I might be pregnant.
276
00:11:16,690 --> 00:11:18,000
It was actually Clayton's idea.
277
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He has three sisters.
278
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I hope they like me.
279
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I mean, what
if I'm not?
280
00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,350
There's nothing I want more,
281
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,700
and I can't take
that disappointment.
282
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,100
But then what if I am?
283
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,660
Andy and I
just got back together.
284
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What if he totally freaks out?
285
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,710
Or what if he gets
totally excited about it
286
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,100
and then something bad happens?
287
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,190
I mean, I've had
a miscarriage before.
288
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It could happen again.
289
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,540
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
290
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Let's just stay in the present.
291
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Honey, I know you're scared,
292
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but whatever happens, you're
not gonna have to face it alone.
293
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We're all here.
294
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Thank you.
295
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,690
But aren't you supposed
to be out there?
296
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:54,860
Mm-mm.
297
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I'm supposed to be right here.
298
00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,870
Now go pee on that stick.
299
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:18,580
Oh.
300
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,320
Look at you.
301
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,110
You're all heroes.
302
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,320
Give yourself
a round of applause.
303
00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:30,070
And how 'bout
those centerpieces?
304
00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:31,850
Huh?
305
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,590
Someone said
we could take them home.
306
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,160
I don't know if that's true,
but if we time it right,
307
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they can't catch us all.
308
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,560
Look, I-I spent a lot of time
309
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,260
preparing, uh, this introduction
for my friend Marjorie,
310
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,910
but she's not even here
because she's in the bathroom
311
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,000
because our friends
are having a hard night.
312
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,920
Which is exactly why
you're giving her this award,
313
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,790
because that's who she is.
314
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That really is who she is.
315
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She's humble,
316
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generous,
317
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selfless.
318
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,680
When I first met Marjorie...
319
00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:16,860
...I was at the lowest point
in my life.
320
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,860
And if it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't...
321
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,470
I wouldn't be here tonight.
322
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,860
And I-I don't mean here.
I mean...
323
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,820
...here.
324
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,920
And what do I do?
325
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,270
Oh, my God, I tease her.
326
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:38,620
I-I roll my eyes
when she gives me advice.
327
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,660
I-I...
328
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:43,010
push her away constantly.
329
00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:49,320
I don't make it easy on her,
but she never gives up on me.
330
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,760
She's like
the mother I never had.
331
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,590
Hmm.
332
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,070
Well, I had planned
333
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,770
to close with a joke
about her age,
334
00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,160
but...
335
00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:09,210
I don't want to
'cause I love her so much.
336
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,390
I'm available to host next year.
337
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,580
I just told 200 people
that I love you,
338
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,620
and if you don't believe me,
ask the nun. They can't lie.
339
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,580
Oh, honey.
340
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,240
This moment
really isn't about me.
341
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,370
It's not?
But when is it your turn?Mm-mm.
342
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,760
15 seconds.
343
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,370
Well, that's weirdly specific,
but okay.
344
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,940
I just took a
pregnancy test.
345
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,640
And life possibly changing
346
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,900
in five, four, three...Don't do that voice.
347
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,380
Roger that.
348
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,770
Are you ready?
349
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,560
Let's do it together.Okay.
350
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,480
It's a pink line.
351
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,090
What does that mean?
352
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,750
I never operated one of these.
353
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,490
Every brand is different.
Get the pamphlet.
354
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,490
I spit my gum in it.God.
355
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,930
Why didn't you get the one that
says "pregnant/not pregnant"?
356
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,800
I got the one
the pharmacist recommended.
357
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,370
He was cute, too.
I'm having, like, a hot night.Okay.
358
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,060
Okay, we got the box.
We got the box.
359
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,020
Okay, I didn't bring my readers.
360
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,200
I'm pregnant.
361
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,420
Oh, God.
362
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,160
Oh, Jill.
363
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:32,950
Oh, my God.
364
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,650
Oh!
365
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:37,000
Yeah, doesn't look like
you're gonna get your moment.
366
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,960
No, you're right.
367
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,050
It's all about the wide turn.
That's the trick.
368
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:48,270
The rest is just pretending you
can't hear through the divider.
369
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:49,970
But you canhear.
370
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,970
Oh, you can hear.
371
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,930
I knew it!
372
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,580
That concludes
373
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,100
the Napa Valley
Community Hero Awards.
374
00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:59,800
Wait!Drive safely, everybody.
375
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,500
Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
376
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,590
What are you doing?Now is your moment.
Come on.
377
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,460
Give me that.
378
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,460
All right, here's the woman
I was telling you about.
379
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,330
The one who saved my life.
380
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,380
Okay, I wouldn't
go that far.Stop it already.
381
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,860
Everyone, on your feet.
Wendy, slowly.
382
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,480
Thank you, Bonnie.
383
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,480
Oh, it feels
384
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,610
weird to get an award for
just showing up for people
385
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,010
the same way
others did for me.
386
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:34,100
And...
387
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:37,930
Oh, but I'm grateful
for the life that I have
388
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,840
and those I get
to share it with.
389
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:46,330
My friends and all the people
at my table.
390
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:52,160
Jerry. Oh! Oh, I didn't think
you were coming.
391
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,990
Sorry. I had a flat tire
and no cell service.
392
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,120
Are you okay?
393
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,470
Not right now
394
00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,730
'cause everyone's looking at me.
395
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:04,000
I didn't think
you wanted to be here.
396
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,350
Are you kidding? Of course
I want to be here, Mom.
397
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,350
I nominated you.
398
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:10,220
You... you did?
399
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,660
Oh, boy.
400
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,570
Oh, then this means
everything to me.
401
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:26,630
Hello?
402
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,850
Hey.
403
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,850
Andy, what are you doing here?
404
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,020
Bonnie texted me and said
you weren't feeling well.
405
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,110
Well, thank you, Bonnie.
406
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,900
No one else is in here, right?
407
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,120
I don't want
to have to arrest myself.
408
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,680
It's all clear.
409
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,730
So, what's going on?
410
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,780
Did you eat something
that didn't agree with you?
411
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,080
You got a fever?
412
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,910
Need to go to
the hospital?
413
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:53,090
Um, maybe in, like,
seven or eight months.
414
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,740
I don't follow.
415
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,310
I'm pregnant.
416
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:01,920
Oh.
417
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:04,800
If you want to be a part
of it, that's great,
418
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,580
but if you don't,
I totally understand.
419
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,410
It's just that this is
something I've really wanted
420
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,150
in my life, and...I'm so happy. Oh!
421
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,150
Really?
422
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,330
Really. Hey, did I ever tell
you I was a 14-pound baby?
423
00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:19,200
Most of that was my head.
424
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,860
Oh, I'm so happy.
425
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,470
I thought you said everyone
was gonna grab one of these.
426
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,130
You said, "Run!
We're all behind you."
427
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,390
I say a lot of things.
428
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,440
You'll get used to it, Lorenzo.
429
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,310
How is it that I'm craving
something called a chalupa
430
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,570
when I've never even had
something called a chalupa?
431
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,320
'Cause it's my baby.
432
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,880
I'm gonna teach you
everything I know
433
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:51,840
about regional
Mexican cuisine.
434
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:56,240
I am sorry
I made you miss Bonnie's speech.
435
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,590
It was incredibly moving, and no
one was more surprised than me.
436
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,420
Adam didn't think my original
speech was appropriate,
437
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,680
but I know
you have a good sense of humor.
438
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,340
Sounds like you had some
real zingers. Lay 'em on me.
439
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,170
Marjorie's so old,
her prom date was Methuselah.
440
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:18,910
Ah, I'm so old I'm the only one
who knows who Methuselah is.
441
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:25,050
Oh. I'm gonna be a dad!
442
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:28,230
Sorry. Everyone
in here already knows,
443
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,360
and I had
to tell someone.
444
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,530
Oh!
445
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,280
Hey, Clayton,
take it easy up there.
446
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,280
Too wide?Uh, we'll get there.
447
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,710
Oh.
448
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,240
That was just to get
them back into place.
449
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,020
Oh... right.
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