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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,241 --> 00:00:04,411 Donald: Do you have the panties? 2 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:06,071 Diane: I'm having a DNA sample taken. 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:07,406 Donald: Make it stop and give them to me. 4 00:00:07,551 --> 00:00:09,241 Victoria: Previously on "The Oval"... 5 00:00:09,379 --> 00:00:10,549 Diane: I want to know as soon as you have the results. 6 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:12,239 - She didn't come home? - No. 7 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:13,549 Victoria: Your grandmother's gonna take you 8 00:00:13,689 --> 00:00:14,859 and your sister away for a while. 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,520 - Hallie here-- - Ellie. 10 00:00:16,655 --> 00:00:18,165 Hunter: Ellie here will be my new press secretary. 11 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,170 Victoria: How long have you been married? 12 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,760 Priscilla: 15 years. 13 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,276 Victoria: Has he been faithful the whole time? 14 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:23,863 Ellie: Consider this your debriefing. 15 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,410 Jason: My parents suck. I wish they were dead. 16 00:00:25,551 --> 00:00:27,141 My father has all kinds of whores. 17 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:28,685 - We get punished. - Sir, I'm gonna have to-- 18 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:30,517 Jason: Shut up, damn it. Uh! 19 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,855 Jean: Aagh! 20 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,760 Oh... 21 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:36,896 Jason: Uh...uh... 22 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,314 Jean: Nngh... 23 00:00:38,448 --> 00:00:40,478 [Gasping] 24 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:45,620 Jason: I'm sorry. 25 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:47,828 Jean: Get off. Get off me. 26 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,335 Jason: OK. Shut up. Shut-- 27 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,242 Jean: Jason, get off me. I said, get off me. 28 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:54,069 Jason: No, no. No. Please stop screaming. Please. 29 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:56,096 I can-- I can get you money. 30 00:00:56,241 --> 00:00:59,551 You can't tell anyone. 31 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:02,239 Jean: Move. 32 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:05,379 Jason: Please. Look. They'll put me away, OK? 33 00:01:05,517 --> 00:01:06,967 Please stop struggling. 34 00:01:07,103 --> 00:01:08,313 Please just give me a few days, OK? 35 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:10,898 Will you not tell anyone? 36 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:13,314 Jean: No. 37 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:16,828 Jason: I'm gonna let go of you, OK? Can you-- 38 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:18,895 OK. Just-- 39 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:21,034 Just go on. 40 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:23,312 No, no. No. 41 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:25,098 Jean: Uh! 42 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,410 Aah! Don't! 43 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:36,551 Mmph... 44 00:01:36,689 --> 00:01:40,139 [Whimpering] 45 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:44,283 [Gasping] 46 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:47,278 [Gasping stops] 47 00:01:53,034 --> 00:01:55,284 I didn't want to do this again. 48 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,066 Shh shh. 49 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:06,002 Man on P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 50 00:02:06,137 --> 00:02:08,067 the president and first lady. 51 00:02:08,206 --> 00:02:12,476 Different man: ♪ Feels like I'm runnin' out of time ♪ 52 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:19,213 ♪ You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine ♪ 53 00:02:19,344 --> 00:02:24,314 ♪ Not really sure where we're headed to ♪ 54 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:28,618 ♪ I just hope that you make it when I do ♪ 55 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,546 Jason: Uh! 56 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:56,899 Uh...uh... 57 00:02:57,034 --> 00:02:59,034 [Whimpers] 58 00:02:59,172 --> 00:03:00,722 No. 59 00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:20,718 Victoria: Ready? 60 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,901 Jason: Yeah. 61 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,284 Victoria: Your grandmother's here. 62 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,413 Are you packed? 63 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:33,205 Did she finish? 64 00:03:36,034 --> 00:03:37,594 Jason: Yeah. 65 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:43,656 Victoria: Well, get your things. Your grandmother's downstairs. 66 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:45,623 [Zip] 67 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,140 And get Sam up here right away, please. 68 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:53,065 - Why? - Just get him up here. 69 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,658 Jason: OK. 70 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:03,686 Victoria: What are you looking at? Go. 71 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,858 Go. 72 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:13,212 Donald: [Exhales] 73 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:17,764 - I am furious. - I know. I know. 74 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:19,656 Diane: That girl is younger than my daughter. 75 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,793 Donald: I know. Look. I will talk to him, OK? 76 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:23,691 Diane: If that man gives her this job, 77 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:27,097 oh, you best believe I will walk out that door. 78 00:04:27,241 --> 00:04:28,621 Donald: I know. I will talk to him. 79 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:30,478 He won't do it. I will talk to him. 80 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,450 Diane: You better, because all the things I have on-- 81 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,166 Donald: Oh, do not threaten me. 82 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,970 Diane: Oh, I'm not threatening. I'm stating the facts. 83 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:40,523 Do you have any idea the things they say about him, 84 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,895 the whispers that I have been controlling-- 85 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:44,974 that he's a womanizer; 86 00:04:45,103 --> 00:04:48,483 that he and his wife come to blows, literal blows; 87 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,450 that the kids hate him and her; 88 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:54,236 that he is as dumb as a bag of rocks, 89 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,759 has a ego the size of Texas 90 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,206 and a penis the size of a thumbtack? 91 00:04:58,344 --> 00:05:01,034 And I have kept this all under control 92 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:03,522 on this campaign trail, but this, 93 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:05,545 this is another animal. 94 00:05:05,689 --> 00:05:07,309 Donald: Listen. I will talk to him. 95 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:08,928 I will do it. 96 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:10,378 I promise you, I will, and this will be fine, OK? 97 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:11,997 Diane: You have 24 hours. 98 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,657 Donald: Oh, no. That sounds like a threat to me. 99 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:17,383 Diane: Well, then, call it what you want. 100 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:22,832 Donald: Damn it, Hunter! 101 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:28,028 Victoria: Sam... 102 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:29,662 Sam: Yes, ma'am? 103 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,453 Victoria: My daughter has locked herself in her bathroom, 104 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:32,966 and my mother is here to get her. 105 00:05:33,103 --> 00:05:34,973 Would you please get her out? 106 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,213 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 107 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,552 - Open it. - Yes, ma'am. 108 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:55,308 Gayle: [Sighs] 109 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:00,137 Victoria: Get up. 110 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:02,025 Gayle: I don't want to go. 111 00:06:02,172 --> 00:06:04,212 Victoria: Your grandmother is on her way upstairs. 112 00:06:04,344 --> 00:06:05,904 You don't have a choice. 113 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:07,624 Gayle: I said, I don't want to go. 114 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,338 Victoria: Get up, or this man will pick you up. 115 00:06:10,482 --> 00:06:12,412 Gayle: I hate you. 116 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:13,791 Victoria: That's fine. 117 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:15,661 Get up and go to the living room. 118 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:18,475 Gayle: [Scoffs] 119 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:26,344 Victoria: I'm sorry, Sam. 120 00:06:26,482 --> 00:06:28,032 Sam: Oh, I understand. 121 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:29,762 Victoria: Do you have kids? 122 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:31,096 Sam: No, ma'am. 123 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:32,691 Victoria: Hmm. 124 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,277 I would think that you would. 125 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:37,343 Sam: Why is that? 126 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:41,452 Victoria: Well, I mean, you're so sexy, 127 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:44,996 what woman couldn't keep her hands off you? 128 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:46,657 Sam: Well, thank you, ma'am. 129 00:06:46,793 --> 00:06:49,313 - Mm. - Is that all? 130 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:51,718 Victoria: For now. 131 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:53,762 Sam: Thank you. 132 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:56,476 Victoria: Maybe you should stay close 133 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:59,480 in case this situation gets out of hand. 134 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,000 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 135 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,794 Victoria: Wait in the kitchen? 136 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:07,621 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 137 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,000 Victoria: Hmm. 138 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:17,477 - Damn. - What? 139 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,930 Ellie: I should hire you. 140 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:22,688 Hunter: Well, I have my skill set. 141 00:07:22,827 --> 00:07:26,167 Ellie: It was pretty impressive. 142 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:28,240 Hunter: For a white boy. 143 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:32,339 Ellie: Heh. Touche. Ha! Thank you. 144 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:34,282 Hunter: For what? 145 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,313 Ellie: This job. I'm gonna be great at it. 146 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,588 Hunter: Yeah. I know you are. 147 00:07:39,724 --> 00:07:41,934 Ellie: Get dressed. 148 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:43,308 Hunter: No. 149 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:44,718 Ellie: Seriously, we have some work to do. 150 00:07:44,862 --> 00:07:46,862 Hunter: Ohh, to hell with work. 151 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,790 Ellie: You have a country to run. 152 00:07:48,931 --> 00:07:50,861 Hunter: Yeah. Let someone else do it. 153 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,030 Ellie: No. Seriously. Hurry up before your wife comes down. 154 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:56,382 Hunter: No. She's somewhere shaking in her boots. 155 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,137 Ellie: Why? 156 00:07:58,275 --> 00:08:00,205 Hunter: Her mom's in town, so I'm trying to hang out here 157 00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:02,034 as long as I can. 158 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:04,172 Ellie: What's wrong with her mother? 159 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,760 Hunter: She could scare the devil. 160 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:11,616 Ellie: Well, maybe she's an angel. 161 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,138 Hunter: Angel of Death is more like it. 162 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:15,685 Ellie: OK. 163 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:18,477 Well, whatever she is, I certainly don't want 164 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:21,690 to run into her until I have 165 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:24,587 my "I'm so misunderstood" face back. 166 00:08:24,724 --> 00:08:26,664 Hunter: Yeah? Why can't you do that now? 167 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:29,663 Ellie: No. This is pleasure me. 168 00:08:29,793 --> 00:08:33,973 Hunter: [Clicks tongue] 169 00:08:34,103 --> 00:08:35,593 Ellie: Come on. Let's go. 170 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,034 Hunter: When will I see you again? 171 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,792 Ellie: Mm... 172 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:42,551 I'll see you until I can't. 173 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,099 Hunter: I love it. 174 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:49,787 Good-bye. Ellie. 175 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:52,071 Ellie: Sir. 176 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:56,103 Donald: Oh... 177 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:11,337 Hunter: Hi, Donald, and, no, don't want to hear it. 178 00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:14,002 Ohh...ahh... 179 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,717 Donald: Look. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to. 180 00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:20,072 Hunter: Oh, I think you are not remembering who you're talking to. 181 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,656 Donald: I'm sorry, but I think it is a grave mistake 182 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,833 to make that young lady anything but what she already is. 183 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:29,375 Hunter: Young lady. Exactly. She looks the part. 184 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:31,967 The press secretary should represent this office, 185 00:09:32,103 --> 00:09:35,313 and I want her representing this office. 186 00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:39,168 Donald: Sir, this country cares about more than just T&A. 187 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:42,590 Hunter: I don't think you remember who you're talking to. 188 00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:48,004 Donald: Sir, that young lady is not qualified. 189 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,757 Hunter: Uh... 190 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:52,236 actually, she's very qualified. 191 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,829 Donald: Sir, if you do this, 192 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:55,515 the entire press corps will know. 193 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:56,995 Diane is pissed, and she-- 194 00:09:57,137 --> 00:10:01,237 Hunter: Control her. She's your problem. 195 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:05,973 Donald: Sir, she can destroy this whole administration, 196 00:10:06,103 --> 00:10:07,383 and I need your-- 197 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:08,547 Hunter: You know, Donald, I think you're forgetting 198 00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:09,759 who you're talking to. 199 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:13,336 I'm not my wife. She's all bark. 200 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:17,762 Go prepare the press briefing. 201 00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:20,656 My decision's made. 202 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,344 Donald: Yes, sir. 203 00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:27,522 Hunter: She's the one. 204 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:32,585 Donald: Yes, sir. 205 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:39,615 [Stove clicking] 206 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:45,759 Sam: Hey. 207 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,066 Priscilla: What are you doing up here? 208 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,856 Sam: She needed me to help with something. 209 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,930 Priscilla: Hmm. She sure does call on you a lot. 210 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,068 Sam: It's the job. 211 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,586 Priscilla: So you still have an attitude. 212 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,174 Sam: We're at work. 213 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:02,660 Priscilla: So we can't talk? 214 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:05,283 Sam: Can you just do what you're doing? 215 00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:06,793 Priscilla: OK. 216 00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:09,341 Fine, but being an ass is not gonna get me 217 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,102 to want to give you some. 218 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,971 Sam: You act like you're doing me a favor. 219 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:16,483 Priscilla: That's not what I meant. 220 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,410 What I mean is, being mean is not sexy. 221 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,311 Sam: Huh. 222 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,858 Why don't you get that tea on? The mother will be here soon. 223 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,520 Priscilla: Everybody's so scared of Maude. 224 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:29,235 Sam: Priscilla-- 225 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,789 Priscilla: You are really pissed about this. 226 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,831 Sam: And I don't think it's funny. 227 00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,995 Priscilla: I didn't know Nancy was going to come by, baby. 228 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,447 Sam: Even if she didn't, you weren't going to. 229 00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:41,926 Priscilla: OK. This is not you. 230 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,718 Sam: What? 231 00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,762 Priscilla: What are you taking? 232 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:49,586 Why are you so horny? Are you on testosterone again? 233 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,414 Sam: Look. This-- Are you kidding me? 234 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:53,691 Priscilla: What is this? 235 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:55,027 Sam: It's been weeks, Cilla. 236 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,382 Priscilla: I know, but-- 237 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,617 Sam: I'm not talking about this here. 238 00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:02,478 Priscilla: Well, OK, Mr. Secret Service. 239 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,480 Sam: You think this is funny? 240 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:08,860 Priscilla: No, but come on. You cut me some slack. 241 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,140 Sam: Just do your job. 242 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,900 Priscilla: Yes, sir. 243 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,692 Nancy: Hey, baby. 244 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,100 Richard: Hmm. 245 00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,101 Oh, what are you doing back here? 246 00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,141 Nancy: It's my home. 247 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:07,995 Richard: No, it isn't, not until you tell me who it is. 248 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,520 Nancy: Are you not understanding 249 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:17,755 that I have to bury a child that I did not do right by 250 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,616 and you think the father is important? 251 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,168 Richard: Yes. It is. 252 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:24,280 Nancy: Why? 253 00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:27,243 Richard: Because you lied to me. 254 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,209 Nancy: Richard, I'm-- 255 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,240 I'm not gonna tell you who it is, OK, 256 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,479 so we're gonna just be mad, but right now, 257 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,340 I got to figure out-- 258 00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:43,172 I got to figure out all this stuff for Leon. 259 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,100 Richard: Yeah. OK. 260 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,663 Nancy: [Sighs] 261 00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:53,283 Richard: [Chuckles] 262 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,343 You know, I figured you'd say that. 263 00:13:57,965 --> 00:14:00,545 You need to go back 264 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,479 to wherever you were last night. 265 00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:08,242 - Richard, don't do this. - I'm not playing with you. 266 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,380 Nancy: My money bought this house just like yours did. 267 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,067 Richard: But my money was faithful. 268 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:17,716 Nancy: But I was here doing right by you. 269 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:20,792 Richard: Then how in the ... hell 270 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:23,341 did you get pregnant, huh? 271 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:27,522 What, is this some kind of new thing that I don't know about? 272 00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:30,165 Man, I was in the war thinking about you every damn day, 273 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,900 and you were here laying up with some-- 274 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:35,904 Nancy: You were too weak to pack all these things. 275 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,144 - Well, I did it. - Did Barry help you? 276 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,826 Richard: I did it. 277 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,335 Nancy: You need to go and unpack them 278 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,282 because I am not leaving. 279 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,174 Richard: OK. 280 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,240 [Groans] 281 00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:56,069 [Exhales] 282 00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:04,003 I'm gonna make your life here hell. 283 00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:11,447 Nancy: Well, that's disappointing... 284 00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:15,071 because you're a better man than that. 285 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:22,104 Richard: You have no idea how low I can go. 286 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,139 Nancy: I'm seeing it. 287 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,410 I'm seeing it. 288 00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:46,411 Gayle: Why do you get so nervous when she comes around? 289 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:48,481 Victoria: Shut up. 290 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,660 What the hell is wrong with you? 291 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,143 Jason: Nothing. 292 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:53,925 Priscilla: Shall I place it here, ma'am? 293 00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,928 Victoria: Yes, please. 294 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:57,858 Priscilla: OK. 295 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,860 Victoria: Why are you looking like that? 296 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,550 You are both going. 297 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,657 [Clears throat] 298 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,453 Maude: Hello. 299 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:09,996 Victoria: Mother. 300 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,617 Maude: How are you? 301 00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:12,928 Victoria: I'm well. 302 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,928 Maude: Huh. Are you? 303 00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:16,658 Victoria: Yes, ma'am. 304 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:21,793 Maude: Well, I suppose you are, but you do not look well. 305 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:23,451 Victoria: I'm sorry. 306 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:24,786 Maude: Oh, no, no. 307 00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:29,721 It's the best you can do, obviously. 308 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,722 Victoria: [Sighs] 309 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,972 How are you? 310 00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:36,793 Maude: Annoyed that I had to come here. 311 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:39,031 Victoria: I am so sorry. 312 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,382 Maude: "Thank you" would be a better sentiment. 313 00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,518 Victoria: Thank you. 314 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:49,715 Maude: Well, are you ready to go, you two? 315 00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,242 Victoria: Yes. They are. 316 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:55,379 Maude: I was asking my grandkids. 317 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,070 Gayle: I don't want to go. 318 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,476 - Why not? - Because I don't want to. 319 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,210 - Gayle-- - I'm meeting with my lawyer. 320 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,314 - Your lawyer? - Yes. 321 00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:06,928 Gayle: I'm emancipating from this family. 322 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,968 Maude: Oh, you really are something, 323 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:13,143 just like your mother. 324 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,925 How does it feel, darling, 325 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,548 to have it all come back on you, dear? 326 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,029 Victoria: Not good. 327 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,622 Maude: Hmm. 328 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:24,238 Well, now you see what I went through with you 329 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:27,859 during your rebellion stages, 330 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,070 but it all worked out for the best. 331 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:34,926 It got you in line, didn't it? 332 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,028 Victoria: Yes, it did. 333 00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:39,453 Maude: "It"? 334 00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,618 Victoria: You, Mother. You--you got me in line. 335 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:50,658 Maude: And I will do the same for these little... 336 00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,793 bundles of joy. 337 00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:54,661 Victoria: Thank you. 338 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,283 Gayle: I don't want to go. 339 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:59,523 Maude: I'm sure you don't, darling, but you will. 340 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,335 - Why? - Gayle-- 341 00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:04,242 Maude: No, no, no. Let her. 342 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,719 Is there something more you would like to say, darling? 343 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:11,552 But you might want to think on this, dear. 344 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:17,029 The more you speak, the harsher will be your punishment 345 00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:21,552 for you and for your brother. 346 00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:25,069 - What punishment? - Shut up, Gayle. 347 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,616 - What about you, son? - What did I do? 348 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,898 Maude: That little incident at the table. 349 00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:33,554 I haven't forgotten about that. 350 00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,167 Jason: Fine. 351 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,720 Maude: Now, see, there's the right attitude. 352 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,242 Jason: How long will we be gone? 353 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,929 Maude: As long as it takes. 354 00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:45,408 Jason: Takes for what? 355 00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:48,931 Maude: Well, that will depend on you two. 356 00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,928 Jason: I need to get back here. 357 00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:54,208 Maude: Well, then, this shouldn't take very long at all. 358 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,484 Victoria: You're going to have fun. 359 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,240 Maude: Yes. Well, here's the deal. 360 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,619 We're going to the country house. 361 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:07,098 We're going to talk, ride horses, and fish, 362 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:13,311 and figure out what's going on with your two. 363 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,968 Victoria: It sounds like fun, right? 364 00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:18,523 Maude: Mm. Go on to the car. 365 00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:22,715 Victoria: Go. Go. 366 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,002 Maude: Go. 367 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:28,067 Gayle: Tsk. Ohh... 368 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,588 [Sighs] 369 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,135 Victoria: Thank you for coming. 370 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,785 Maude: Can you do anything right? 371 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:44,281 Do I and your father have to do everything for you? 372 00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:49,383 I'm ready to live my days out in peace... 373 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:50,997 [Chuckles] 374 00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,927 but here I am, 375 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,658 always cleaning up your shit. 376 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,096 You-- 377 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,211 You're such a disappointment to me 378 00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:06,694 over and over and over again. 379 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:13,237 I will get these things you call children in line... 380 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,102 and then I'll be back... 381 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,066 to deal with you. 382 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:25,995 Victoria: Yes, ma'am. 383 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:29,211 Maude: [Sighs] 384 00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,549 Priscilla: It got chilly in there when she walked in. 385 00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,929 Sam: Don't do that. 386 00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:52,658 - Do what? - Make fun of them. 387 00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:54,898 Priscilla: OK. You know what? 388 00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,144 I'm just gonna stop talking to you 389 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:58,135 until you get out of your funk. 390 00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:00,205 - Sam? - Ma'am? 391 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:03,174 Priscilla: Oh, your girlfriend's calling you. 392 00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:10,101 [Door closes] 393 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,931 Victoria: I don't think I'm going to need you at this time. 394 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,208 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 395 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,624 Victoria: This time. 396 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,898 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 397 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,104 Victoria: She went quietly. 398 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,241 Sam: That's great news. 399 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:27,719 Victoria: Yeah. 400 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:35,996 Sam: Are you OK, ma'am? 401 00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:38,477 Victoria: Yes. Thank you. 402 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,210 Sam: You know, I hear they grow out of it. 403 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,974 Victoria: What? 404 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,973 Sam: Kids, these rebellious stages. 405 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:48,933 Victoria: Oh. 406 00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:51,618 I'm not thinking about that right now. 407 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:55,238 Sam: Well, whatever it is, ma'am, it'll be OK. 408 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,759 Victoria: You want to know what I'm thinking about? 409 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,552 Sam: What's your concern, ma'am? 410 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,239 Victoria: Running. 411 00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:06,069 Sam: Ma'am? 412 00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:09,136 Victoria: Never mind. 413 00:22:09,275 --> 00:22:11,305 Thank you. 414 00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:14,308 Sam: Well, if you need anything else... 415 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:17,308 Victoria: You'll be the first person I call. 416 00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:20,518 Sam: Yes, ma'am. Excuse me. 417 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,166 [Cell phone rings] 418 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,900 Barry: Hello? 419 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:44,384 Sam: Hey, what'd you want to talk to me about? 420 00:22:44,517 --> 00:22:45,967 Barry: Uncle, I really need to talk to you 421 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,723 about this in person. 422 00:22:47,862 --> 00:22:49,522 Sam: Oh, I understand. 423 00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,715 Looks like it's gonna be a long night over here. 424 00:22:51,862 --> 00:22:53,312 Barry: I get it. It's OK. 425 00:22:53,448 --> 00:22:54,968 Sam: Where are you? 426 00:22:55,103 --> 00:22:56,453 Barry: I'm watching some of these Rakudushi fools. 427 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,856 Sam: Oh, Barry, be careful. 428 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,210 Barry: Just trying to find my daughter, man. 429 00:23:01,344 --> 00:23:03,314 Sam: OK. Just be careful, huh? 430 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:04,828 Barry: I will. 431 00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,965 Sam: I'll call you as soon as I get a break. 432 00:23:07,103 --> 00:23:08,483 Barry: OK. 433 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,860 Sam: Whatever you want to talk to me about 434 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,100 must be really important. 435 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:13,831 Barry: Yeah. It's really bad. 436 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,375 Sam: OK. 437 00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:17,027 I promise I'll get right with you. 438 00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:20,142 Barry: Yeah. All right. I'll talk to you later. 439 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:24,205 [Ping ping ping] 440 00:23:26,068 --> 00:23:27,858 Hey! Hey, hey! 441 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come here. Come here. 442 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,715 Ruthie, Ruth, what are you doing here? 443 00:23:31,862 --> 00:23:33,212 Ruth: Don't hurt me. 444 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,284 Barry: I'm-- Hey, I'm not gonna hurt you. 445 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,103 Where is my daughter? 446 00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:38,141 - I can't-- - Where? 447 00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:40,335 Ruth: I can't tell you. I'm sorry. 448 00:23:40,482 --> 00:23:41,932 Barry: Ruth, I'm not ... playing with you right now. 449 00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:43,478 - Where's my daughter? - Don't! Don't hurt me. 450 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,310 - Don't hurt me. - I'm not. Listen to me. 451 00:23:45,448 --> 00:23:49,208 Barry: I'm not gonna hurt you, but where is Callie? 452 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,174 Ruth: The Highest has her. 453 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,000 Barry: Well, take me to him. 454 00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:54,517 - I can't. - What the-- 455 00:23:54,655 --> 00:23:56,065 Barry: What are you talking about, you can't? 456 00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:57,656 Ruth: I can't. They'll hurt me and her. 457 00:23:57,793 --> 00:23:59,213 Barry: Yeah. Well, I don't care about that, Ruth. 458 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,284 I want to find out where she is. 459 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:01,593 Ruth: I can't tell you. 460 00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:02,764 Barry: Ruth, that is our daughter. 461 00:24:02,896 --> 00:24:04,136 Don't you love her? 462 00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,715 Ruth: I do, but she's better with him. 463 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,242 The Prophet will return for the pure of heart. 464 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,789 Barry: Where is she? Where is she at? 465 00:24:08,931 --> 00:24:11,241 Ruth: No. They are coming for the pure at heart. 466 00:24:11,379 --> 00:24:12,479 Barry: Where's she at, Ruth? 467 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,210 Ruth: I can't tell you. 468 00:24:14,344 --> 00:24:15,244 Barry: All right, man. Let's go. 469 00:24:15,379 --> 00:24:16,719 - No! - No. 470 00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:18,452 Barry: I'm taking your ass to the police. 471 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:20,136 - I can't go to the police. - Yes, you are. 472 00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:22,025 Ruth: Raphael! Jerome! Please! I can't go to the police! 473 00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:24,662 Barry: Back the ... up! Back the ... up! Let's go. 474 00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:28,933 Ruth: No! No. Please. Stop it. No! Please. No. 475 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,758 Barry: Come on! 476 00:24:30,896 --> 00:24:35,376 Ruth: No! Stop it! I don't want to! 477 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:39,757 Oh! Stop! Why are you doing this? 478 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,856 Why? I don't want to go with you. 479 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,100 Barry: Naw. You ain't going nowhere. 480 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:48,211 Ruth: Let go of me. Oh, please don't. 481 00:24:48,344 --> 00:24:50,594 Barry: Shut up! 482 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,685 - Sir... - Yes? 483 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:56,897 Helen: the first lady would like to see you. 484 00:24:57,034 --> 00:24:58,664 Sam: Uh, yes, right away. 485 00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:04,484 [Knocks on door] 486 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,660 Victoria: I'm in here. 487 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,071 Sam: Ma'am? 488 00:25:10,206 --> 00:25:12,716 Victoria: I'm in here. 489 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,070 Sam: Oh, uh... I'm so sorry, ma'am. 490 00:25:20,206 --> 00:25:22,826 Victoria: I thought you were Hunter. 491 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,615 Sam: I'm sorry, ma'am. 492 00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:29,378 Victoria: You can turn around. I'm dressed. 493 00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:35,382 Sam: Um... 494 00:25:37,931 --> 00:25:39,691 I'm sorry, ma'am. 495 00:25:39,827 --> 00:25:41,967 Victoria: Stop. 496 00:25:42,103 --> 00:25:46,593 You made me think I'm an old, out-of-shape lady. 497 00:25:46,724 --> 00:25:49,174 [Chuckles] 498 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:53,311 You don't think that, do you? 499 00:25:55,241 --> 00:25:56,901 Sam: No, ma'am. 500 00:25:57,034 --> 00:25:58,484 Victoria: Good. 501 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,340 I mean, I work hard on this body. 502 00:26:03,172 --> 00:26:05,002 Look at it. 503 00:26:05,137 --> 00:26:06,997 Sam: Ma'am... 504 00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:09,237 Victoria: I'm wearing negligee. 505 00:26:11,931 --> 00:26:16,281 Look at it. Can you tell I work out? 506 00:26:19,068 --> 00:26:20,408 Yes, ma'am. 507 00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:22,451 Victoria: Mm. Good. 508 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:26,546 I know you do. 509 00:26:26,689 --> 00:26:28,659 Sam: You wanted to see me for something? 510 00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:33,693 Victoria: Yes. I like to run. 511 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,927 So do you, right? 512 00:26:36,068 --> 00:26:37,658 Sam: Yes. 513 00:26:37,793 --> 00:26:41,693 Victoria: I used to run at night at the governor's mansion. 514 00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:44,517 You think you can arrange something like that here? 515 00:26:44,655 --> 00:26:47,515 Sam: That could be difficult, ma'am. 516 00:26:47,655 --> 00:26:50,545 Victoria: I'm sure you can make that a possibility. 517 00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:52,619 Sam: I can look into it. 518 00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:56,548 Victoria: OK, because I have to stay in shape. 519 00:26:56,689 --> 00:26:58,719 Sam: Is that all you needed, ma'am? 520 00:26:58,862 --> 00:27:01,662 - Thank you... - Sure. 521 00:27:03,758 --> 00:27:07,138 Victoria: and you'll let me know when it's organized? 522 00:27:07,275 --> 00:27:09,235 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 523 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,929 Victoria: Thank you, 524 00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:15,588 because my legs have always been tight. 525 00:27:15,724 --> 00:27:19,904 I used to be a runner in high school. 526 00:27:20,034 --> 00:27:22,834 I have to keep them looking like this. 527 00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:27,241 See how strong? 528 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,999 Sam: Ma'am... 529 00:27:29,137 --> 00:27:31,207 Victoria: You have the nicest ass. 530 00:27:31,344 --> 00:27:33,384 Sam: Ma'am... 531 00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:36,687 Victoria: I'm sorry. Is this crossing a line? 532 00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:40,657 Sam: Yes, ma'am. It is. 533 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:43,523 [Exhales] 534 00:27:45,827 --> 00:27:48,307 Victoria: Then what I'm thinking every time I see you 535 00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:50,658 is way across the line. 536 00:27:50,793 --> 00:27:52,723 Sam: If that will be all, ma'am... 537 00:27:52,862 --> 00:27:55,662 Victoria: Is that all for you? 538 00:27:55,793 --> 00:27:58,413 - Touch me. - Ma'am... 539 00:27:58,551 --> 00:27:59,861 Sam: Ma'am... 540 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,380 Victoria: Look at you getting hard. 541 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:06,307 Sam: Ma'am, you have to stop. Step back. Ma'am, step back. 542 00:28:06,448 --> 00:28:08,478 Victoria: [Chuckles] 543 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,830 - Do I? - Ma'am, please. 544 00:28:10,965 --> 00:28:14,925 Sam: Ma'am, please stop it. 545 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,238 Victoria: It's much bigger than I thought. 546 00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:22,069 You don't want me to stop because you would've left. 547 00:28:22,206 --> 00:28:25,516 Sam: Ma'am... 548 00:28:25,655 --> 00:28:28,755 Victoria: Come on. 549 00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:32,026 Don't you want to ... the first lady? 550 00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,446 Yeah, you do. 551 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,594 Sam: [Exhales] 552 00:28:44,793 --> 00:28:46,553 Diane: Wait, wait. 553 00:28:46,689 --> 00:28:51,029 A dead girl? Are you sure? 554 00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:54,518 Oh, yes. 555 00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:57,305 The two Secret Service agents. 556 00:28:57,448 --> 00:29:00,518 Yes. 557 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,995 Let me call you back. 558 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:06,900 What the hell are you doing? 559 00:29:07,034 --> 00:29:09,904 Ellie: Oh, looking at my new office. 560 00:29:10,034 --> 00:29:14,284 Diane: Little girl, get your ass out of here. 561 00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:16,003 Ellie: That's my seat now. 562 00:29:16,137 --> 00:29:17,857 I'll give you 10 minutes to clear out, OK? 563 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,450 Diane: Who the hell do you think you are? 564 00:29:20,586 --> 00:29:24,066 Ellie: I have the job, OK, and what you need to understand 565 00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:28,476 is that you're fired, so why don't you 566 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:32,930 just get your things and go? 567 00:29:33,068 --> 00:29:36,688 Diane: Clearly, you have no idea who I am. 568 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:40,237 Ellie: Oh, Ms. Wilmont, but I do-- 569 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:45,689 an old, unemployed bitch. 570 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,927 Diane: So you think you're smart, huh? 571 00:29:49,068 --> 00:29:52,138 Let me educate you on something, little, smart girl. 572 00:29:52,275 --> 00:29:55,545 Getting on your knees and getting a job is easy, 573 00:29:55,689 --> 00:29:59,339 but having the brains to do it is another. 574 00:29:59,482 --> 00:30:00,832 Ellie: Good-bye. 575 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,785 Diane: You trifling 'hood rat. 576 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,791 Ellie: Uh-huh. You know what? Why don't I just help you? 577 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,341 Why don't we just get your things? 578 00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:08,592 Diane: Don't you touch my things. 579 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,864 Ellie: Oh, Ms. Wilmont... 580 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,100 [Door closes] 581 00:30:20,758 --> 00:30:21,968 Allan: Sir, I have him on hold. 582 00:30:22,103 --> 00:30:23,663 - OK. Take a message. - Yes, sir. 583 00:30:23,793 --> 00:30:25,003 - So, Donald... - Yes? 584 00:30:25,137 --> 00:30:27,067 - he gave the job to her? - Who? 585 00:30:27,206 --> 00:30:28,586 Diane: Ellie. 586 00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:31,284 Donald: Well, uh, what are you doing? 587 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,663 Diane: I'm just leaving. 588 00:30:32,793 --> 00:30:34,453 Donald: OK. I will walk with you. 589 00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:35,996 - Is that cool? - Yeah, sure. 590 00:30:36,137 --> 00:30:37,927 Donald: Wait, wait, wait. The exit's right here. 591 00:30:38,068 --> 00:30:39,828 - I know where the exit is. - OK. Listen. Wait, Diane-- 592 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:41,615 - Get you hands off of me! - Where are you going, huh? 593 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,758 - No, no, no, no, no! No. No. - ... you, Donald, 594 00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:45,586 - Call Secret Service right now. - and ... him 595 00:30:45,724 --> 00:30:48,074 Donald: No. Oh... 596 00:30:52,344 --> 00:30:54,174 Diane: Good morning, everyone. 597 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:58,030 I'm here to let you all know that I've been fired 598 00:30:58,172 --> 00:31:00,692 and I've been replaced by my aide 599 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,897 because, apparently, the president like to reward 600 00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:06,904 young, dumb, pretty girls who give good head. 601 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:11,104 Also, I had DNA testing done on a pair of yellow panties 602 00:31:11,241 --> 00:31:13,171 that I found in the Oval Office. 603 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:16,830 Apparently, they belong to a dead girl 604 00:31:16,965 --> 00:31:18,995 who two Secret Service agents were claimed 605 00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:22,027 to have been seeing, but the other DNA sample 606 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:25,342 found on the underwear belonged to a white male 607 00:31:25,482 --> 00:31:27,482 with brown pubic hair. 608 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:31,170 Coincidence? I think not. 609 00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:34,690 Also, this president has not read one brief. 610 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:37,067 He's not taken one cabinet meeting. 611 00:31:37,206 --> 00:31:39,206 He spends his days in the White House 612 00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:43,384 chasing young girls, so to hell with this job. 613 00:31:43,517 --> 00:31:45,827 ... him. I quit. 614 00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:48,275 Oh, and another thing-- as you can see, 615 00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:51,003 I am completely healthy, so if I happen to die 616 00:31:51,137 --> 00:31:54,857 for some strange reason, investigate this asshole 617 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,140 and his entire ... up administration. 618 00:31:58,275 --> 00:31:59,785 Thank you. 619 00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:02,241 [People murmuring] 620 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:06,069 Diane: Oh, ha ha! Speak of the devil. 621 00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:08,616 Ellie, why don't you come on up here? 622 00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:10,308 I have a question for you. 623 00:32:10,448 --> 00:32:14,658 Did you rinse after you swallowed, or no? 624 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,903 No? Mm. 625 00:32:17,034 --> 00:32:19,764 Well, then, why don't you come on up here 626 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,686 and show everyone how good you are 627 00:32:22,827 --> 00:32:24,967 and how you got this job? 628 00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:28,763 Here. You can use my mic to demonstrate. 629 00:32:28,896 --> 00:32:30,996 I'll wash it afterwards. 630 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:36,137 Hmm, guess she only saves the good stuff for the president. 631 00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:40,165 Mic drop, bitches. 632 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,790 Donald: No, no, no, no. No, no. 633 00:32:43,931 --> 00:32:45,451 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no. 634 00:32:45,586 --> 00:32:47,066 No, no, no. No, no, no. 635 00:32:47,206 --> 00:32:49,896 Kyle: It's back. Back, back, back, back, back. 636 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:51,624 It's back. Come on. 637 00:32:51,758 --> 00:32:53,928 - Come on. - OK. 638 00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:58,478 Hunter: Ohh...that bitch. 639 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,240 Donald: Sir, calm down, OK? 640 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:04,169 Hunter: How dare she do that? I blame you for this. 641 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:05,900 Donald: Sir? 642 00:33:06,034 --> 00:33:08,244 Hunter: This is why I didn't want to hire her. 643 00:33:08,379 --> 00:33:09,899 I knew she was a rat. 644 00:33:10,034 --> 00:33:11,974 This is exactly what I've been talking about, Donald. 645 00:33:12,103 --> 00:33:13,553 Donald: I thought that you-- 646 00:33:13,689 --> 00:33:17,759 Hunter: No. This is your fault. You're fired. 647 00:33:19,275 --> 00:33:20,855 What? Why are you still standing there? 648 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,900 You are fired, and take that ... with you. 649 00:33:41,448 --> 00:33:42,718 Hunter: Did he just slam the ... door? 650 00:33:42,862 --> 00:33:44,072 Kyle: Here. Here you are, sir. 651 00:33:44,206 --> 00:33:45,406 Hunter: I don't want a ... drink. 652 00:33:45,551 --> 00:33:46,661 Kyle: Sir, please. It's OK. 653 00:33:46,793 --> 00:33:47,763 You have to know that Mr. Winthrop 654 00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:49,236 is very capable at his job. 655 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:50,999 - He will spin this. - This is his disa-- 656 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:52,967 Hunter: This whole thing, he's been telling me, 657 00:33:53,103 --> 00:33:54,523 never gonna come back on me. 658 00:33:54,655 --> 00:33:56,025 "Hire Diane. She's the best." 659 00:33:56,172 --> 00:33:58,212 This is a catastrophe. It's all his fault. 660 00:33:58,344 --> 00:33:59,834 Kyle: Sir, listen. 661 00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:03,405 I know that this is very stressful, but don't worry. 662 00:34:03,551 --> 00:34:05,101 When we are done with her, 663 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:08,481 she will wish that she was born mute. 664 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,620 Hunter: "We"? 665 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,548 Kyle: Mr. Winthrop and myself, sir. 666 00:34:12,689 --> 00:34:14,719 - OK. Kyle, I'm gonna say this - We are a very good team. 667 00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:16,412 Hunter: one more time. 668 00:34:16,551 --> 00:34:17,691 Kyle: We are a good team to handle things like that. 669 00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:19,857 Hunter: I want him fired. 670 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,410 Kyle: Sir, I really think you should sleep on it. 671 00:34:23,551 --> 00:34:25,971 He's the best at this job, and he protects you 672 00:34:26,103 --> 00:34:29,243 with everything that he has in him. 673 00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:32,168 Hunter: Yeah. You, uh-- 674 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:34,140 You gonna pave over this, then? 675 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:41,095 No. Don't. Just don't. Stop everything. Just-- 676 00:34:41,241 --> 00:34:43,241 Oh, no. 677 00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:46,409 [Sighs] 678 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:50,901 - Sir-- - Fine. You win. He's not fired. 679 00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:53,694 Kyle: It's a win for us all, sir. Thank you. 680 00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:57,933 Sir, do you mind if I go and speak with him? 681 00:34:58,068 --> 00:35:00,898 Hunter: Yeah. Go ahead. 682 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,484 Kyle: Yes, sir. 683 00:35:09,068 --> 00:35:10,858 [Door closes] 684 00:35:13,034 --> 00:35:14,834 Allan: What was that all about? 685 00:35:14,965 --> 00:35:16,475 Ellie: I got the job. I told you that. 686 00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:18,590 Allan: Yeah, but how did you get it? 687 00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:21,214 Ellie: Are you really asking me that, Allan? 688 00:35:21,344 --> 00:35:22,934 Allan: She just said all those things. 689 00:35:23,068 --> 00:35:24,278 Ellie: Of course she said that, Allan. 690 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:26,033 She's upset. She just got fired. 691 00:35:26,172 --> 00:35:27,792 - What is this? - I need to concentrate, OK? 692 00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:29,281 Ellie: I'm gonna have to go out there and fix all this. 693 00:35:29,413 --> 00:35:31,173 - No. You won't. - Excuse me? 694 00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,900 Donald: Shut up. Allan, get back to your desk... 695 00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:34,244 Allan: Yes, sir. 696 00:35:34,379 --> 00:35:36,309 Donald: and what are you doing here, huh? 697 00:35:36,448 --> 00:35:38,408 Allan: Nothing, sir. 698 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:46,448 Donald: You see what the hell you just did? 699 00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:48,546 What is this? 700 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:50,239 Ellie: Her medical records. 701 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:52,519 Donald: Where the hell did you get this? 702 00:35:52,655 --> 00:35:53,995 Ellie: I was her assistant. 703 00:35:54,137 --> 00:35:56,657 Page 4--antidepressants, bipolar medication. 704 00:35:56,793 --> 00:35:58,383 She smokes pot. 705 00:35:58,517 --> 00:36:00,137 Donald: No, no, no. You can't use this. 706 00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,515 Ellie: Oh, I can, and I will. 707 00:36:02,655 --> 00:36:05,135 Donald: Who taught you this? 708 00:36:05,275 --> 00:36:08,825 Ellie: She did. Now, if you'll excuse me... 709 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:10,855 Donald: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where do you think you're going? 710 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,620 Ellie: To talk to the press. 711 00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:14,788 Donald: No. You are not ready to go out there, trust me. 712 00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:17,591 Ellie: Oh, honey... 713 00:36:17,724 --> 00:36:20,284 I was born ready. 714 00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:24,314 Donald: Huh. 715 00:36:30,241 --> 00:36:33,001 Ellie: Settle down. Settle down, please. 716 00:36:33,137 --> 00:36:36,477 First off, let me start by introducing myself. 717 00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:39,450 My name is Ellie Lyles, and, unfortunately, 718 00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:41,686 I do need to let you know that Ms. Wilmont 719 00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,447 is now being seen by our White House physician. 720 00:36:44,586 --> 00:36:46,896 She's been having some issues lately, 721 00:36:47,034 --> 00:36:48,554 as you all just witnessed. 722 00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:51,549 Due to her impaired state, Ms. Wilmont has alleged 723 00:36:51,689 --> 00:36:53,969 some extreme accusations 724 00:36:54,103 --> 00:36:56,663 against myself and this administration. 725 00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:58,453 Kyle: You got your job back. 726 00:36:58,586 --> 00:37:01,376 Donald: Yeah? What'd you have to do to get that, hmm? 727 00:37:01,517 --> 00:37:04,827 Kyle: Well, I'll have a sore throat in the morning. 728 00:37:04,965 --> 00:37:08,715 Donald: Don't kid around. 729 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:11,102 Kyle: Oh, you're not jealous, are you, lover? 730 00:37:11,241 --> 00:37:13,971 Donald: Just do not kid around. 731 00:37:14,103 --> 00:37:17,383 Kyle: He's a hothead. He's calming down. 732 00:37:17,517 --> 00:37:19,547 She's actually doing pretty good. 733 00:37:19,689 --> 00:37:20,829 Donald: Yeah. 734 00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:23,585 Ellie: First question? 735 00:37:23,724 --> 00:37:26,214 Kyle: Will I see you later tonight? 736 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,902 Donald: Most definitely. 737 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:34,547 [Chopping] 738 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,305 Priscilla: [Sighs] 739 00:37:38,448 --> 00:37:39,858 - Priscilla... - Yes? 740 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,380 Laura: have you seen Jean? 741 00:37:41,517 --> 00:37:43,897 - No. I haven't. - Well, if you see her-- 742 00:37:44,034 --> 00:37:45,284 Priscilla: Well, where was she last? 743 00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:47,243 Laura: Helping get the kids packed. 744 00:37:47,379 --> 00:37:48,929 Priscilla: And you haven't seen her? 745 00:37:49,068 --> 00:37:51,278 Laura: No. She's not answering her pages. 746 00:37:51,413 --> 00:37:53,413 Priscilla: Well, that's not like her at all. 747 00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:54,521 Laura: I know. 748 00:37:54,655 --> 00:37:56,375 - Did she sign out? - No. 749 00:37:56,517 --> 00:37:57,857 Priscilla: Oh, well, she has to be around here somewhere. 750 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,860 - I know. - OK. 751 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,410 Priscilla: Well, if I see her, 752 00:38:01,551 --> 00:38:02,971 I'll let her know you're looking for her. 753 00:38:03,103 --> 00:38:04,523 - OK. - OK. Thank you, Miss Laura. 754 00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:10,996 Sam: Ma'am... 755 00:38:11,137 --> 00:38:12,407 Victoria: Mm... 756 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,141 Sam: Ma'am, enough. Ma'am, stop it. 757 00:38:14,275 --> 00:38:16,165 Victoria: Oh! 758 00:38:20,068 --> 00:38:22,478 Sam: Are you OK? 759 00:38:25,034 --> 00:38:26,284 Victoria: Heh. Yes. 760 00:38:26,413 --> 00:38:29,763 You just let me make a fool of myself. 761 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:31,206 Sam: Ma'am, I am sorry. 762 00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,974 Victoria: I hate this place. I hate it! 763 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:35,623 Sam: Ma'am, I am sorry, but I'm going to have to leave. 764 00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:39,588 Victoria: Then just leave. Leave! 765 00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:41,174 Sam: Ma'am, excuse me. 766 00:38:41,310 --> 00:38:43,900 Victoria: You can't hide it. Look at you. 767 00:38:44,034 --> 00:38:46,594 You're still hard. 768 00:38:48,241 --> 00:38:51,071 Let's just do it. 769 00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:53,406 No one will know. 770 00:38:55,793 --> 00:38:58,173 Sam: I will. 771 00:38:58,310 --> 00:39:00,790 Victoria: You're still hard. 772 00:39:09,034 --> 00:39:10,244 Priscilla: Hey. 773 00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:12,619 Sam: Hi. Uh... 774 00:39:12,758 --> 00:39:14,588 Priscilla: What are you doing in there? 775 00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:18,244 Sam: Uh, she needed me to take care of something. 776 00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:20,759 Priscilla: But you never go in there. 777 00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:24,206 Sam: They don't do things like the others did. 778 00:39:24,344 --> 00:39:27,554 Priscilla: Look. Can we talk? Let's go in the kitchen. 779 00:39:27,689 --> 00:39:29,829 Sam: No, no. Baby, I'll be there in a minute. 780 00:39:29,965 --> 00:39:33,685 Priscilla: OK. Look. I'm sorry. 781 00:39:33,827 --> 00:39:36,717 I've realized that I've been very selfish, 782 00:39:36,862 --> 00:39:38,142 and you deserve better. 783 00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:40,475 - It's fine, Cilla. - No. It's not. 784 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:44,240 Priscilla: Tonight I'm gonna cook you a great meal, 785 00:39:44,379 --> 00:39:46,829 and I'm gonna put on my-- 786 00:39:46,965 --> 00:39:49,685 [Chuckles] 787 00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:51,517 Sam. 788 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,065 Sam: [Exhales] 789 00:39:53,206 --> 00:39:54,756 Yeah? 790 00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:58,476 Priscilla: Well, turn around. 791 00:39:59,551 --> 00:40:02,341 Sam. 792 00:40:04,172 --> 00:40:06,172 Sam: [Sighs] 793 00:40:07,551 --> 00:40:09,661 - What the ...? Sam! - Shh! Shh! 794 00:40:09,793 --> 00:40:11,483 - No. What are you doing? - Let me-- 795 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,210 - What are you doing? - Oh, it's all right. Walk. 796 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,724 - Walk with me. OK. - Sam... 797 00:40:14,862 --> 00:40:18,552 Laura: Girl didn't even clean this room. 798 00:40:18,689 --> 00:40:22,139 Oh, where the hell are you, Jean? 799 00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:25,071 Uh... 800 00:40:26,586 --> 00:40:27,756 Huh. 801 00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:36,622 Aah! 802 00:40:36,758 --> 00:40:38,858 Aah! 803 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,310 [Whimpering] 804 00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:47,758 Aah! 57037

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