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- No mayonnaise on hot dogs.
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No.
No mayonnaise on hot dogs.
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Soy sauce on hot dogs?
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Mm-hmm.
Yummy!
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- Awake, my husband.
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- [yelps]
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- Devil,
remember how sometimes,
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an emergency can take you away
from me for days?
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- Yes.
Why?
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Is there something--
- I hate that.
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Succubi need to play.
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- [choking]
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- Let's play now.
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- [chokes]
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Well, at least
let me stretch first.
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[laughs]
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[both grunting]
- Oh, yeah, baby.
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The Chattanooga Choo-Choo
is in the--
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[both grunting, thudding]
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[both yelling, cheering]
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[elevator whooshing, dings]
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[thuds, moans]
- Sir!
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- No need to ever give old
Devil a hand, Maurice, huh?
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Marry a woman that puts spice
in your salad.
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- Yes, sir.
But--
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So you don't want help, sir?
[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- Devil, it's snowing in Hell.
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Did you see?
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I kept that a secret from you
so we could have sex.
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- Could you speak up?
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I can't hear you over the sound
of my rectum bleeding.
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[elevator dings]
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[dramatic music]
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[lively music]
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* *
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[crash]
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[sirens wailing]
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* *
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[bright music]
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[laughter]
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[car horn blaring,
tires skidding]
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- A cold day in Hell.
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This is a first.
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Should I be freaking out?
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- Hell freezing over
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is having
an interdimensional impact.
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Today on Earth,
pigs are flying,
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the Yankees admitted Boston
has a better team,
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and the United States
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has finally adopted
the metric system.
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- We got tired
of measuring things
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by American eagles
per football field.
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- Yep!
Placing an order for freak-out.
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Expedited shipping.
You two, I need your help.
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- Devil needs our help?
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Oh, Betty, finally.
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This is our purpose,
our reason!
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- What can we do for you, Lord?
What is it?
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We shall remember
for the rest of our days!
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- Ooh.
Very dramatic.
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I need to get to my office.
Stat.
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- We're helping.
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- Oh!
Why, why, Daryl?
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- Hey, boss.
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- Why have you done
such an obvious gag?
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- Business is slow
so I'm just hanging around.
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[laughs]
Good humor.
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- Then you need support!
Quick.
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Give me a deformed
Tweety Bird head pop.
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- Coming right up.
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[grunting]
Oh.
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- Sorry.
Gotta go.
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Hang in there.
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[laughs]
Obvious but funny.
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- [yelps, groans]
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Nuts.
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[tense music]
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- Emergency response time
team, the city needs us.
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This is snow.
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That's new for us.
So let's review the basics.
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- Snow is what
they call cocaine.
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- It's not--
- [slurps, chokes]
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It's not cocaine.
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- Maybe this yellow snow
is cocaine.
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[slurps, chokes]
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No.
- Ugh.
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This is gonna be
my favorite day.
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I can tell.
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- Sorry I'm late.
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Regina had the urge
to spelunk my chocolate cave.
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Nothing's stalagtite
back there anymore.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Okay, God.
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It's like you puked
in my ears.
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- Status report.
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- Everyone on Chit Chat's
in a panic.
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- We're the only ones
who made it in today.
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That means Coma isn't here
to make the coffee.
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[dramatic music]
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- No, no, no!
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Do either of you know how
to use the machine?
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- I don't know.
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I just have a snort
of the Irish in the morning.
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- I've watched Coma enough
to figure it out.
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You know, she's really ni--
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- And yea, in Hell,
there shines an Angel.
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[whispers]
One milk, eleven sugars.
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[normally]
Wait, who's that?
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- This is Mr. Smith,
a meteorologist by trade.
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He claims to know
what's going on.
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- [laughs]
I'm sorry.
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I've never been
this important before.
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- Wonderful!
Beans, coffee has to wait.
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Get this
heretofore-useless weatherman
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on a Chit Chat live stream!
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We'll reassure and calm
the populace with information.
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- Got it.
Ready, set, and stream.
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- Hello, Hell.
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I am Meteorologist Smith.
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You may know me
from my Chit Chat channel,
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Getting Meaty With Meteorology.
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- He made a channel.
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- Yes, and Nero fiddled.
Pay attention.
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- Grouch.
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- Here, we see Hell
as it once was.
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The air was kept warm
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by steadily circulating
all over this lava.
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But then, the city was built.
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It blocked the air.
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The heat stopped circulating,
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and the air
very slowly cooled
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over many, many years.
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Last night, it finally fell
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just enough to cross
a threshold loop.
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The cold air is feeding
on itself exponentially
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as it plummets towards
a total atmospheric freeze.
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So in conclusion,
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Hell does not stand
a snowball's chance in Hell!
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Please like and subscribe.
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- And my freak-out
has been delivered.
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Didn't need a signature
or anything.
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- Is it too late
to monetize that?
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[yells]
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It was an honor
just to be the messenger!
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[thuds softly]
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I'm okay.
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- Sir, we must endeavor
to dismantle the city.
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- Is that possible?
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- It would take too long.
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There's only one way
to change something
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this big this fast.
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[dramatic music]
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- Justin Bieber will save us?
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- [groans]
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[dramatic music]
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- The tome God left you?
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Yes, it reveals
Hell's dimensional workings,
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so sure it could heat up Hell,
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but you know God only writes
in vagaries and contradictions.
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Please, sir.
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The only time you used it,
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you transmogrified
all the Demons into chickens.
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[yelps]
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- Get everyone in here,
especially Coma.
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Tell 'em to cluckin' hurry.
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[wind howling]
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[both chittering]
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- Susan!
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[dramatic music]
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[flatulence bubbles]
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[laughter]
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[flatulence burps]
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[laughter]
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* *
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- [coughs]
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[screeches]
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- Cold as a witch's teat.
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- [groans]
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Faster, people.
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I'm wearing
a fucking napkin here!
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[wind howling]
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[fire crackling]
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- Lights.
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[dramatic music]
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The ceremony of the Tome
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shall now begin.
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As the secret controls of Hell
are not to be taken lightly,
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the book demands
the respect of flesh!
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Coma, you will now disrobe.
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* *
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- That's enough.
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If you think
you're gonna subject Coma
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to your sick
sexual flesh cravings with--
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with your ball stomping
and pegging and--
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and probably weird stuff
with ferrets or something,
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and make us all watch, well,
Lord of Hell or not,
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you're gonna come up
with a plan
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that doesn't include
traumatizing decent people.
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Yes.
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Demons can be innocent,
decent people too.
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Or you're gonna have
to go through me.
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* *
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- Mayhap I have undervalued
the measure of this man.
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- That's beautiful.
Bravo!
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- Well, sometimes, you gotta--
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[screams]
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- Nobody's ever defended me
like that before.
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- The book burns the flesh
of whoever picks it up.
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So Coma's safe, see?
No flesh!
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You stood up to me.
You, a human!
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Me, the Lord of Hell!
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I'm so proud...of myself.
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I take full credit
for his personal growth.
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- Uh...
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- We'll talk later
about those ferrets.
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Hm?
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[fire crackling]
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Reveal the power
of Vulcan's Forge
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to awaken the volcanoes
of Hell!
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- Oh, that should keep
the place warm.
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Or burn us up.
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Lots of ash to clean up,
by the way.
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I'm gonna need overtime.
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- Sacrifice the blood
of a virgin man or woman?
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A virgin in Hell?
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No, I don't think
that's a thing.
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- [clearing throat]
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Beans, I am making
the throat-clearing sound,
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but my throat
is already cleared.
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Did you know that?
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- This is not my day.
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I--
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on Earth,
I watched internet porn
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instead of having
real relationships.
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It's a Gen Z thing.
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What I'm trying to say is...
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- He is a virgin.
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Beans confided that to me.
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Trust is a special thing.
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Spill his blood!
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- To the roof!
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's brainstorm options.
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We could run all the microwaves
with the doors open.
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Come on, guys!
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[ominous music]
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* *
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- I take no pleasure
in this, Beans,
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but for the good of Hell...
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[thunder booming]
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- I know how this
is gonna go.
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I think you're going
to kill me, then surprise,
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you just get my blood with
a little jab in the finger.
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- Nope, your dick.
- [screams]
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- Sorry, it's all part
of the pure virgin blood theme.
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- [groans, sobs]
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I hate you!
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- Oh, it was just
a little prick.
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Hero or pussy, Beans,
pick a posture.
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- [chuckles]
Little prick.
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- [laughs]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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[book ignites]
264
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,775
[flames whooshing]
265
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:14,357
* *
266
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,986
[all cheer]
267
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,543
[triumphant music]
268
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:24,538
* *
269
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,172
[tense music]
270
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,920
[all cheer]
271
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,882
* *
272
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,013
[ice cracking]
273
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,553
- That's--
[scoffs]
274
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,934
That's all the book had.
275
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,811
I got Beans's penis blood
on my trident for nothing.
276
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,349
- Hell will glaciate,
and we will freeze.
277
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:47,193
The lucky ones will dance
with hypothermia for eternity.
278
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,860
- Daddy, what does that mean?
279
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,438
- It means
we must evacuate Hell.
280
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,199
So if anyone needs
the bathroom,
281
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,490
now is the time.
282
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:03,499
[rope creaks]
283
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,787
- [screeches]
284
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,747
[chomping]
285
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,053
[gags]
286
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,376
This isn't ice cream.
287
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,922
It's frozen yogurt.
288
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,675
- Yeah.
It's Hell, asshole.
289
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,548
- [groans, slurps]
290
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,595
- Uh-oh.
Nuts.
291
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,757
- [screeches]
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