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What's the word on the web? 6 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,774 - Trolls are fighting people on Chit Chat, 7 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,521 but I'm banning them as fast as I can. 8 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,233 - There are no trolls in hell, Beans. 9 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,823 - No, I mean-- - This isn't some kind 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,778 of fairy-tale land of goblins and dragons. 11 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,899 - There's no trolls in hell, Beans. 12 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,526 - Okay, when I said trolls, I meant-- 13 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,823 - Demons, yes. 14 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,576 Fantastical creatures beyond imagining? 15 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,617 Sure. But come on, trolls? 16 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,751 Don't be stupid. - Actually, sir, 17 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,878 trolls are hell's 17th-largest ethnic group. 18 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:44,286 - Oh, right. I usually don't see race. 19 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,836 You can't ban trolls, Beans. That's racist. 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,670 - Oh, no room for racism in hell, Beans. 21 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,176 - Every day like this. 22 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,427 [device shrieking] 23 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,560 - Lord, a summons. 24 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,597 - [groans] President McKinley! 25 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,350 Code: Bullshit. 26 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,692 - Huh? 27 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,597 - Hey, Eden, there's a good girl. 28 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,935 - [hisses] 29 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,691 - Nobody touch my pastries while I'm gone. 30 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,154 - Good luck, sir. 31 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,950 - What is going on? - In the beginning, 32 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,699 hell was fairly empty, 33 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,911 so Devil sent the contract to Earth. 34 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,332 - Humans can summon Devil with it. 35 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,792 They promise to come to hell if he does them a favor. 36 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,672 Boosted our numbers when humans were scarce, 37 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:27,209 but centuries of "just the tip" later, 38 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,303 and there's billions of you. 39 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,759 - The contract is now a damn nuisance 40 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,260 that Devil can't ignore, like Spain! 41 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,472 [spits] But worry not. 42 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,893 In Devil's absence, I am in charge. 43 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,812 All is well. 44 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:44,520 [explosion rumbling] 45 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,902 Every day like this! 46 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,900 [dramatic music] 47 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,863 [lively music] 48 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:59,834 * * 49 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:10,256 [rain pattering] 50 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,684 [warbling] 51 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:18,007 - Hot damn, it worked! I actually summoned the Devil! 52 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,394 - Yay, yippee, it's a party. 53 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,562 Okay, fast-forward through the rules. 54 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,940 One: ask me for anything, 55 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,517 but "Monkey's Paw" rules apply if you get greedy. 56 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,773 I'm not here to turn the world yellow, okay? 57 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,645 - I want-- - Seriously, the last guy 58 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,692 wanted to turn the world yellow! 59 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,776 He had a pee fetish. Gross. 60 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,781 Well, usually gross, depends on your diet. 61 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,583 Wanna know how I "Monkey Paw"-ed his ass? 62 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:39,866 - No, I-- - Pay attention! 63 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,539 Come on, I'm really proud of this. 64 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,538 Added digitalis plant leaves to all of his tea bags. 65 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,461 Digitalis toxicity resulted in xanthopsia, and boom! 66 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,594 He only sees the world in yellow! 67 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,300 "Monkey's Paw"! - If I c-- 68 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,841 - He was killed in an auto accident. 69 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,545 All the lights looked yellow to him, so that was good. 70 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,556 - Number two-- - I wanna disprove God! 71 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,679 - Are you insane? 72 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:08,056 Isn't my existence proof that God exists? 73 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,564 Come on! 74 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,066 - Only fools trust what they see and hear. 75 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,898 The moon landing was fake. 76 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,903 Babies shouldn't get vaccinated. 77 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,815 The clitoris doesn't exist. 78 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,584 It's a myth propagated by Big Vibrator. 79 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,907 - You're one for three. 80 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,411 - I have questions about the Bible, 81 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:28,004 inconsistencies that I'll use to prove to all of Reddit 82 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,581 God isn't real. 83 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,746 - Jesus Christ! 84 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,795 [passengers screaming, electricity crackling] 85 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:37,048 [metal groaning] 86 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,552 [siren wailing] 87 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,095 - It's not helping. 88 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,598 - Driver said she was so distracted 89 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,930 arguing with a troll on Chit Chat, 90 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:46,644 she didn't see the other train. 91 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,555 - Just ban the trolls, Beans. 92 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,443 I won't condone your racism, 93 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,610 but I will turn a blind eye because it doesn't affect me. 94 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,940 If it works for America, 95 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,614 it can work for hell. - I give up. 96 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,413 [passengers scream] 97 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,486 Whoa! Are they gonna be okay? 98 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,952 - Eh, probably. Takes a lot to destroy a soul. 99 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,702 - The pressing concern is restoring order. 100 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,785 Rescuers begone! Summon the demolition team! 101 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,422 [passengers screaming] 102 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:14,129 - Okay, but the passengers can still feel pain, can't they? 103 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,800 - [stammers mockingly] 104 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,549 Oh, yes! Boo-hoo! 105 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,801 Tell you what: if the locomotive does plummet, 106 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:25,965 it's frozen custard and fellatio for everybody. 107 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,056 Would that calm your bleeding heart? 108 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,731 - Ah, the ole froze-n-blow. 109 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,979 [passengers scream] 110 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,402 - [screams] 111 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,110 [people gasping, murmuring] 112 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,070 - Eric, where is your hard hat? 113 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,780 - It was itchy. 114 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,450 - See what happens when you don't wear your hard hat? 115 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,698 - You get smushed. - Good. 116 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,621 Quicker to clean up if it's off the track. 117 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,829 - You know what? I'm going back to the office. 118 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,540 - What, and miss all the fellatio? 119 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,787 - If Adam and Eve only had Cain and Abel, 120 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,876 where the hell did Cain's wife come from? 121 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,511 - I don't know. Free will? 122 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,679 I'm just gonna say "free will" to the rest of these. 123 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,509 - Why would a loving God send bears to maul 42 kids 124 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,845 just because they ridiculed a bald guy, huh? 125 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:10,641 - It doesn't say that. - It does. 126 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,805 - Oh, whoa, it does! [laughs] 127 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,975 That is insane! Who wrote this? 128 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,565 - Why'd an all-powerful God 129 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,200 have to rest on the seventh day? 130 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,656 Did he need a shower? Did God stink? 131 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,027 - I don't know! Free will, okay? 132 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,865 God smelled bad because you have free will. 133 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,871 - Stop lying to me. 134 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,713 - Why did you summon me 135 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,668 if you're not even going to listen to me? 136 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,538 - I suffer from a confirmation bias! 137 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,756 My heart! Heart attack! 138 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,627 But will the truth die with me? 139 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,799 - Shit. 140 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,885 I am going to run into this asshole in hell, 141 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,181 I just know it. 142 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,185 Oh, well, time to head home. 143 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,518 What is this? Oh, no! 144 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,475 The contract remains unfulfilled! 145 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,949 You gotta release me, or I'm stuck here! 146 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:07,238 Ugh, you are worse than the pee fetish man. 147 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,913 Oh, gosh, I'm yelling at a corpse. 148 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:13,163 Okay, think. Think, okay. 149 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,826 [animal chitters] 150 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,754 [light harp music] 151 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,214 - [farts] - [chirps, groans] 152 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,545 - [crying] - [laughs] 153 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:22,839 - [guffaws] 154 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,642 That is some grade-A "Looney Tunes" shit. 155 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,887 That skunk is mean. 156 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,139 That's it! 157 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,980 Where would an atheist keep a mallet? 158 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,603 - A snake named Eden. 159 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,765 Was that you, buddy? With Eve and the apple? 160 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,074 You can tell me. - I don't give interviews. 161 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,228 - [screams] 162 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,736 - Beans. - [screams] 163 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,277 - Emergency delivery from the front gate. 164 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,610 - [screams] - [hisses] 165 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,025 - A skunk? Are you crazy? 166 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,663 - The welcome demon assured me that the skunk 167 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,581 has completely emptied itself. 168 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,619 Also, the Rusty Gate is closed for a deep cleaning. 169 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,004 - But why'd they send it to me? 170 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,631 Is this some kind of hazing thing, 171 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,747 like waking up at your frat house with three gerbils 172 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,964 and a note saying, "Enjoy the four gerbils"? 173 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,835 Not that it happened to me. It's just... 174 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,926 "Beans, Devil. 175 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,759 "Can't return until released. Guy just died. 176 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,885 Find him. See reverse for pic." 177 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,103 - You must see Devil returned to hell. 178 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,685 If he is absent for too long, our dimension becomes unstable 179 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,982 and could collapse into a singularity. 180 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,276 - Are you serious? 181 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,819 [tense music] 182 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:26,822 Coma? 183 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,203 - He has a 2:00 184 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,659 he's already rescheduled twice, and-- 185 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,660 - Fine, I'll check the front gate. 186 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,872 Drama queen. 187 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:41,209 - I heard someone beating a skunk to death from next door. 188 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,712 Is Steve okay? 189 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,264 Steve, it's Joyce. 190 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,178 Is your heart condition okay? 191 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:50,137 [dramatic music] 192 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,638 You! You murdered him, 193 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,021 and now we'll never be together! 194 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:59,018 How dare you eat his frozen pizza? 195 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,942 You-- [chokes] 196 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,231 - This day cannot get any weirder. 197 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,985 [doorbell rings] 198 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,357 As if on cue. Look at that timing. 199 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,235 There's proof of God right there. 200 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,201 I'll bet this is Ashton Kutcher. 201 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,872 Is "Punk'd" still a thing? 202 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,910 It should be. 203 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,293 Survey says... 204 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,746 - Uh, we're here for the People Pursuing Truth 205 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:23,802 in Portland meetup group. - Of course you are. 206 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,047 - Oh, uh, are you new to the PPTP? 207 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,219 - I am, yes. 208 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,218 Ashton? No? 209 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,390 Maybe later. 210 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,258 - [gasps] - [gasps] 211 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,215 - Okay, let me guess. Let me guess. 212 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:40,686 All right, literal tinfoil hat guy is about UFO cover-ups. 213 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,689 And you... 214 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:44,230 oh, lung stuff. 215 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,904 Not enough to go on. 216 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,742 - I'm keeping myself pure from the chemtrails, sir, 217 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,908 and keeping doctors with their nasal spray vaccinations away. 218 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,738 And I'll be damned before I breathe in 219 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,663 any of that G5 poison. 220 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,082 Nice try! - Noted. 221 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,750 And you are obviously 222 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,788 an anti-government militia gal, right? 223 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,342 - No, I think an evil Illuminati order 224 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,706 is controlling the world, but they're all over 50. 225 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,344 Time for millennials to represent. 226 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,221 - Is that true? - Yes. 227 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,378 - Bummer. 228 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,256 - Oh, it's finally happening, guys. 229 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,313 We got too close, and the CIA 230 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,807 sent a man in black to take us all out. 231 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,099 - Oh, no, that would make way too much sense for today. 232 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,773 No, these two were natural causes. 233 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,272 I'm just a visitor from hell. 234 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,444 Devil. Hello, good to meet you. 235 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,693 Won't be here much longer. [sighs] 236 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,895 Pizza? 237 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,404 Joyce thinks we shouldn't, but... 238 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,446 [chuckles] 239 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,660 She not gonna--she's dead. 240 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,986 - Sic semper tyrannis! 241 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:41,456 [dynamic music] 242 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,958 - Really, guys? - [yells] 243 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,800 * * 244 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,418 - I don't wanna hurt you. 245 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,005 - [yells] - Ow! 246 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,970 Chemtrails gets a slap for that. 247 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,930 [air hissing] 248 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,310 [explosion] 249 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,267 Okay, time-out, obviously. 250 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,977 - [yells] [gunshots] 251 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,899 - I said time-out! 252 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,479 [shouts, grunts, gunshots] 253 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,234 [glass shatters] 254 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:15,025 Are they putting steroids in their crazy pills or what? 255 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,953 Time-in, way in! 256 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,371 [laughs] 257 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,120 - I can prove you don't exist. 258 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,375 - At this point, I wish I didn't. 259 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,796 - Excuse me, hi. Is this you? 260 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,839 - No. 261 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,933 - Walk with me, buddy. 262 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,298 [skunk snarls] - [screams] 263 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,965 - I need you to say out loud 264 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,314 that you release Devil from the contract. 265 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,768 - No way! 266 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,978 I'm a truth warrior 267 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,018 and need truth bullets for my truth guns. 268 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,231 - Listen, man, the truth is, you're dead 269 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,772 and you're in hell. 270 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,315 So whatever ammunition you thought Devil 271 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,188 was gonna give you for your drive-by truthings or whatever 272 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,526 doesn't mean shit down here. 273 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,371 Time to move on. 274 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,947 - You're right. 275 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,542 I release Devil from the contract. 276 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,328 I wonder what secrets hell is hiding. 277 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,962 [yells] 278 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,420 - Let's go. 279 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,540 - Hey, I know you just got back, 280 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,166 but you got a 2:00 waiting. 281 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,762 - I'm canceling. 282 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,257 - No, no, come back later. We're closed. 283 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,387 - I think we have to reschedule. 284 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,062 - Yeah, you know what? 285 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,190 You know how many times I've rescheduled already? 286 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,517 - I keep Devil's schedule, so yes. 287 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,233 - Not going anywhere. 288 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,954 You ever have anyone piss on you? 289 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,867 - You wanna spend eternity pissing blood? 290 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,447 - [gasps] Ooh, maybe. 20355

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