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[upbeat music]
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- Now, this is
the Hell 2.0 I wanted!
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Families meeting new people
together, individually.
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All thanks to "Chit Chat."
- What's "Chit Chat"?
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- My new social media app!
Aren't you using it?
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- Banana!
In the boot!
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- That game is...
wicked cool!
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[chuckles]
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But Chit Chat's the top banana.
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I just made eight new friends
on it!
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- Nobody's heard
of Chit Chat, father.
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- Nonsense!
It's so popular,
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you'd think it was Rainbow Dash
at a Bronies convention.
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It's not popular at all!
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It's like a less famous, uh...
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"My Little Pony"...
at a Bronies convention.
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Oh, I kind of trapped myself
in a simile.
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I couldn't get myself
out of there.
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- Yeah!
- Banana! In the boot!
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[eerie music]
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* *
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[horns honking]
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- Call to action, team!
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We pushed the slogan,
"Show me your chits,"
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and it bombed.
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Like Svengallop
at a Bronies convention.
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- I warned you
against that slogan.
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- No time for apologies, Beans.
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We gotta pump those numbers up!
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Those are rookie numbers.
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- "Wolf of Wall Street."
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- Falling back in love
with you, buddy.
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- Sir, if I may fix Beans'
unconscionable failure,
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you should just order people
to use Chit Chat.
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- You can't force people
to use an app.
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What people get online for
is viral videos,
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which we can make.
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- What kind of videos?
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Wait, like colonoscopy cams
from very, very
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thin pescatarians?
I'm in!
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- I once saw a tremendous
zoetrope of a trotting pony.
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Like that?
- Ooh,
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can that be part
of a shared cinematic universe?
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- No, man, you guys
are both so weird.
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Like, an unboxing video,
where you open a box
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then take out the thing
that was in the box.
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They're huge, trust me!
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- I don't know
if you're serious.
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Are--are you?
You...
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You're serious?
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Then I love it!
[chuckling]
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- Well, I do not trust you.
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My role as Devil's Advocate
requires I maintain my dignity,
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so I want no part of this.
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- We have to trust each other
or we have nothing.
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You'll see!
Up on the trust table.
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All right, now,
close your eyes...
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and fall.
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Trust us to catch you.
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- [sighs]
Very well.
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Ah!
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I landed on my huge
Victorian-era keys.
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Ow.
- Hard fail!
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Okay, I order you to trust us.
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- At least I still have
my dignity.
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- Such a beautiful day.
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- [gurgling]
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[phone beeping]
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- Welcome to Hell's
first viral video!
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I'm Devil,
and holding the camera
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is head demon Gloria!
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- Hi, mom.
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Actually, I was born
from fire and dust, so...
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hi, fire and dust?
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- Let's put a pin in Gloria's
existential crisis
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and see what we're
unboxing today.
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This is the physical
embodiment of Teppeneitz,
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the German concept of thinking
of the perfect comeback
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long after the chance
to use it has passed.
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Neat, huh?
[chuckling]
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Now, we unbox.
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[whooshing]
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Is that it?
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Beans, is that all
I'm supposed to do?
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- No, you kiss like a washing
machine, Ashley Johnson.
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You do!
It would've been perfect.
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- Uh, okay.
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Next up, we have
a recent delivery.
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The paperwork says it contains
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Harvey Weinstein's
deformed penis.
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Now, we unbox.
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- Oh, God!
No!
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- Ah, get it away from me!
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- Ah!
Did it move?
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- It smells like shame
and sauerkraut!
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- I saw it move!
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- I feel the urge to ask it
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for a screen credit.
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- Don't.
- Ah, it's got a gun!
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- That is atrocious.
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I will never
use Chit Chat again.
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- [screaming]
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- This will work?
- Oh, yes.
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Tons of lame videos get views
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just because there's
a hot woman in them.
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- [clears throat]
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Today, I am showing you
a hack of life.
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You can wrap small hand towel
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around a mug to keep it warm.
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Boobies, boobies, boobies.
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- Maybe something sexier?
- You dare?
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I am Regina Axtraivix,
Succubus of the First Host!
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You dare question my sexy?
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I'll show you how we scream
in the pit.
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The souls of humans shred
to tatters in my claws!
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Crushed to dust
betwixt my loins!
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How's that?
Better?
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- Yes.
Thanks.
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- Ah, you cry from sexy?
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That makes me puke.
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- There's better ways
to keep mugs warm than that!
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[birds chirping]
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- Regina, c'mon!
I'll teach ya, it's fun.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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Now you, McKinley!
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- Challenge accepted.
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Dancing is a noble skill
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I proudly mastered on the
White House ballroom floor.
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Excellence at everything.
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This is the move that made
King Alfonso XIII
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surrender Guam.
- [laughing]
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* *
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- Ugh, I slightly moved
my thumb to press play on that?
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- I am told that cooking
instructionals are popular.
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As a veteran
of the American Civil War,
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my brothers and I
faced such hardship
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that we ate our horses.
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Our delicious,
delicious horses.
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First, I will explain
how to slaughter the beast.
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This should only be attempted
by the most virile
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of men, such as myself.
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Youths have even
called me a...
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bad motherfucker, you know.
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[snorts and whinnies]
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- Meow?
[laughing]
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- That's hilarious.
all: [laughing]
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- McKinley is Hell's
first meme!
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- [laughing]
- Chit Chat must reach
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full penetration!
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McKinley, we're gonna meme
the shit out of you.
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- Oh, please, no.
No penetration.
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- We shall respect your wishes.
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[whinnies]
- Ah!
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- [laughing]
- Did you get that?
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He thought I was a horse!
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Oh!
Classic McKinley.
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- Damnation.
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* *
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Ah!
Oh.
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* *
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[coughs]
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* *
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[screeching]
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* *
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We are here
to review the impact
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of Earth's renewed interest
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in "Dungeons & Dragons"
will have
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on incoming traffic during--
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- Sir, we never received
those projections.
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- Impossible!
I oversaw them myself.
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What have you done?
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* *
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- I love these morning
chit chats, Teacher Lamia!
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- They are improving
your grades, hell-spawn.
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Charlotte,
is your homework ready?
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- Common core math
has fallen before me!
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- You seeing this, baby?
Now that's Chit Chat!
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- Ah, I suffocate in the sin
of pride, my love.
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Children, to school!
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- That's McKinley...
on your backpacks?
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- Everyone loves
his funny videos.
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- My friends carve his name
in the flesh of their enemies.
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- Whoa!
A lot to unpack there.
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* *
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McKinley!
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You'll never believe
what my kids have--
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Ah, hey!
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- [squeals]
Are you a McKinley maniac too?
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- Excuse me, madam.
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* *
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Ugh, oh!
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[gasps]
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* *
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Beans, your viral videos
have unleashed
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some kind of a curse.
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- Hell wasn't ready
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for this much social media
this fast!
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McKinley is
Hell's first influencer.
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- Bad Motherfucker McKinley?
I love him.
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He's on Chit Chat right now.
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both: Ah!
- Ah!
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Ow.
Since when is Hell so rude?
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[cheering]
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- So if the denizens of Hell
must be sheep,
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then your shepherd
of influence I shall be.
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- Yeah!
McKinley rules!
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- Dude, it's so fun to have
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someone else
define your identity.
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- Yeah, McKinley rules!
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[screams]
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- You gotta stop this!
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He's gonna influence everyone
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to shove sticks up their butts.
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And not in a-a fun way,
but as a metaphor.
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- Social media may be
an unpredictable noisy mess,
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but any idiot's voice can rise
to the top at any time!
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- Any idiot's voice,
you say?
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- When I am working,
I do not smile.
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Smiles are your face
stealing energy
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from the productive part
of your body.
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Your knees.
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- I can see that.
- Knees.
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- My most productive spot.
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- Punch yourself in the nuts!
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all: [laughing]
- Who said that?
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Identify yourself.
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all: [laughing]
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- What were you,
the President of eyebrows?
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all: [laughing]
- Oh, right.
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I follow this guy
'cause he's a joke.
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I wanna see a horse
kick you in the face.
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all: [laughing]
- Cease this foolery!
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- Cease this!
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[baby cooing]
- Who is responsible for this?
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There is no place
for disrespect
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in a civilized society.
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[laughter]
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- What did--oh!
Damn you.
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[laughter]
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Ugh.
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[cat meows]
Hey, hey!
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[laughter]
- Oh.
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* *
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Ugh!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- Consarn you, Rantallions!
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- My attention
is easily diverted.
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- Remember how we were all
into knees?
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- A pox on the lot of you!
Smallpox, specifically!
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- [gurgling]
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- I blame you for this
misbegotten circus!
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- You know, very few people
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actually ever
become influencers.
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And when they do,
they're respected
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more than, like, the President
of the United States.
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You should be proud.
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- [muttering]
Well, of course.
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On Earth,
I served as President,
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and in Hell,
I have become so much more.
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Carry on, Beans.
Carry on.
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- Good work today, Beans.
I am proud of you!
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And I love that joke
about influencers
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outdoing the President.
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- That was true.
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- Holy shit.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- Coma!
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