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Sweetie, you haven't finish your drink
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Uncle Yu!
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Come on, drink up!
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Pow.!
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Oh, you are the man!
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No, not at all
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Just one word from my daughter
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and instantly, you set up such a huge place
for her wedding party
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- Fok
- Yes?
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It's a good thing I'm not in your line of work
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- Why's that?
- Otherwise, I'd have you get me a gun
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- For what?
- To shoot that jerk in the head
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Uncle Yu,
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right now I think you need an ICBM instead
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I'm so happy!
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Aw, go on over!
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Daddy!
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-L'm so happy
- I dreamt of getting married here
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when I was a kid
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Sexy DOV
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Sexy DOV?
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Sexy DOV'-!
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Daddy!
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You're awake?
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You carried and raised your daughter,
then gave her to me
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Gimme one hour
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and I'll give you back a baby
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You're crazy!
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Let's...let's make babies!
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Give me...
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three minutes!
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My sugar, honey, baby...
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Heung, I'm about to tell you something
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you're not going to expect
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Say no more, I'm begging you
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Whenever you talk, it makes me so high!
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Be very calm, very calm, my dear
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Especially in English!
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We've been together for three weeks,
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but every single moment feels like first love!
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Listen clearly
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Go on, go on!
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lam a SPY
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My husband is a spy!
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Spy!
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Your godfather is a very dangerous arms dealer
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I'm here to steal
his miniaturized nuclear warhead
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Thank you for your contribution to world peace
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You were serious?
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Yes
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You were just using me?
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It's for world peace
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So we're...
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not getting married?
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Without world peace,
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it's hard for me to have a relationship
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A spy!
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There's a spy here!
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Excuse me.
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For the bride, from the groom
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It's a surprise.
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Play it now
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Agent Chan is strong,
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agile.
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Brave
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and resourceful
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He's a world-famous,
international, special agent
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There's a SPY!
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There's a SPY!
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To complete his assignment,
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Mr Chan tricked your emotions
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The agency apologizes on behalf of Mr Chan
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and hopes you
have not suffered emotional or bodily harm
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I won't let you get away with this!
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What did he give you?
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Even the mustache was fake
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That's how most men are
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"Three days later"
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It's okay, don't worry
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How long have you been here?
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About five minutes
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I like your umbrella, Mr Chan
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You've got taste
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It's fireproof, bulletproof, and...
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works as a sword
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It can also be a shield
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All of them
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This is the miniaturized nuclear
warhead you sent
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As you might say,
it's not worth the cost of repair
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There's bound to be some damage during transit
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You're sure it wasn't intentional?
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I did indeed accidentally
inadvertently on purpose break it,
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but such a convenient nuclear warhead
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wouldn't be good to drop on any country,
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Right?
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Right.
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Mr Chan, what we need is obedience
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and devotion
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I am devoted to world peace
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Then you aren't devoted to any nation!
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If the whole agency
hadn't pleaded for you, liver chops,
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you'd be dead already!
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Take off all your equipment,
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liver chops!
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I think you're too excited.
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You want to call me chopped liver,
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not liver chops
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Don't answer back, you bastard!
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And, and...
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Thank you both for your history of service
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From this day forth,
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in your vernacular,
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"dump the crabs"
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and watch yourself
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Dumping the crabs means to watch yourself?
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Well, the dumped crabs
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are alive,
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when you pick them up,
you have to watch yourself
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So what do we do now?
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We may be out of the agency,
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but the world still has many who...
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need us to solve problems
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If we don't even have a car,
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does that count as a problem?
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Hey! The owner is here!
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He's right here!
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Mister, is this car yours?
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You, sir!
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Which department told you to take my car?
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If you would, please take your keys and move it
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The keys were just burnt up
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Moron
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Sir, I was just fired
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On the outside, I may appear very calm,
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but deep inside,
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I'm extremely agitated
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This gangster wants to scare us!
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Boss!
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You guys in your uniforms...
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What are you doing there, playing Spider-Man?
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Just in time, officer
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Without any paperwork,
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these guys were going to take my car
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Hands in the air! Face forward!
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Turn around and slowly get on your knees!
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"Probationary Inspector of Police"
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"Inspector of Police"
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"Senior Inspector of Police"
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Morning, Madam!
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Keep your eye on this one
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He has 263 jaywalking citations,
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516 parking infractions,
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672 counts of public indecency,
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and untold numbers of dumping violations
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Jaywalking? Show me your ID!
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Don't run! Stop
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Stop!
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"Appointed as the Commissioner of Police"
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DANG!
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DANG!
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DANG!
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DANG!
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DANG!
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DANG!
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Finally free
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No one can resist
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Ice fire, man and woman
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Free for all
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Open your eyes
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Why~
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Never give up
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Give me courage
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A human story
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"Agent Chan is dismissed"
Scarifice like fireworks
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DANG!
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DANG!
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DANG! Secretary for Security
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What's your name, political assistant?
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Last name's Tai
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Your hair is very dry
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For dull skin
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Cracked lips
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Do you mind not being such a pain?
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You may not accept me now,
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but you'll grow to appreciate me
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Practice your smile a little
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Welcome to the
international arts festival opening ceremony
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First, let's have Finance Secretary Tsang
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give the opening address
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Let's walk together
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Sir, it's time for the speech
after the ballet performance
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Are you okay, sir?
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I'm a little dizzy
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I've got this
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What's this?
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What happened?
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We're to help the fat Mr Ma on the 26th floor
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to keep his wife from catching him in the act
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On the 16th floor, where the skinny Dr Fung is,
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we are to notify his wife
to catch him in the act
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we are to notify his wife
to catch him in the act
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That's the deal
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So we're catching one, releasing another
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Recycle and reuse
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One location with two jobs
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We save time and save on gas
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Good boy, Genius
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Call Mrs Fung so she can catch him
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Yes, sir
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Wow, that got a response
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Look, once I open the door,
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you go in and beat her up
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Mrs Fung speaks mandarin?
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Oh, shit!
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I mixed their names up!
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Time to dump the crabs
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Oh! Watch yourself!
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I've finally got him now!
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That dog!
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Let's see what he does about it
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Cna't take that
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Get out!
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Tell Mr Ma to meet me by the back staircase
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He's not picking up!
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Then call an ambulance
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There's no time! They switched elevators!
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Do these secondhand things still work?
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Your wife's on her way up! Get dressed!
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Just get your shoes on. Don't leave anything
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No one's here?
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That's not possible
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Can't go any further!
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I can't!
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I've got the goods on him now, look!
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Shhh! Get on
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What's wrong?
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There was a noise
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My wife's chasing us, of course there's noise!
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No, from below!
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It's Dr Fung's wife!
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What's his specialty?
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Urology
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Seems you're in luck
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I know you concerned about your image, Mr Ma
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But next time you want a prostate exam,
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going to a hospital would be more thorough
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What are you doing here, training?
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What are you doing here?
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Outta the way!
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Getting checkups in a hotel?
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Yeah
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Bullshit!
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Nobody would believe that!
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- Why not?
- Today I'm gonna see
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just what kind of evil thing
you've gotten up into!
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Spread your legs! Raise them up!
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Lemme see!
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Knee
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Would you like to have world peace?
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I want world peace every day
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Hey, stop pushing for world peace
with the clients!
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Would I need to 'camp out' for world peace?
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You must watch your step
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This staircase has such character
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Out of your whole house,
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I like this staircase the most
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Hi, landlady, enough?
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I had the most memorable time
of my life, my dear
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Don't you go anywhere for the next six weeks
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Only six weeks?
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Eight weeks, then
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I'll visit you at your restaurant
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Thanks for the hard work,
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having to use your sex appeal
to pay the rent again
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You take the good with the bad
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Just remember,
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my relationship with her isn't just about rent
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There's water, electric, gas, management fees,
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and even the odd sausage
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Be thankful
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Arcaba!
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Don't be so glum
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If we were still with the agency,
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Arcaba would've long been gone
285
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,875
Why would we be catching cheaters?
286
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,250
That's no way to see it
287
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,292
Without local peace,
how can there be world peace?
288
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,042
Most importantly,
289
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,292
cheaters give us business
290
00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:26,750
So shouldn't we...
291
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,208
pop some champagne to celebrate?
292
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:35,458
What's the use of local peace or world peace
293
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,625
if you're not at peace yourself?
294
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,750
The police chief is paying
you so much attention,
295
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,167
soon we won't even have water to drink
296
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,625
The one I drink is called "Don"
297
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,208
This one is called "Don Dom"
298
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,708
Where did you find this?
299
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:53,458
Through online bidding.
3 for 100. You gonna drink it?
300
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,750
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