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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:01,945 Previously on Daytime Divas... 2 00:00:01,953 --> 00:00:04,420 You really think someone should get away with murder 3 00:00:04,489 --> 00:00:06,556 just because they're rich and famous. 4 00:00:06,624 --> 00:00:08,825 I have busted my ass for everything that I've ever got. 5 00:00:08,893 --> 00:00:11,928 So did my mom, but she didn't have to steal anyone's work. 6 00:00:11,996 --> 00:00:13,996 Savannah, can you help Brad with this? 7 00:00:14,065 --> 00:00:15,498 - I'm Ella. - But just at home. 8 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:17,800 - Not in front of Daddy. - I'm so sorry about Brad. 9 00:00:17,869 --> 00:00:20,014 I've been cheated on more times than I can count. 10 00:00:20,038 --> 00:00:21,737 I desperately need your help downstairs. 11 00:00:21,806 --> 00:00:23,039 Oh, Jesus Christ. 12 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:25,041 Oh, my God, you're like a secret whore. 13 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,310 I shouldn't be your sober coach anymore. 14 00:00:27,378 --> 00:00:29,912 - Meet our new guest co-host. - Cecile James. 15 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:31,447 - Do you have a second? - Sure. 16 00:00:31,516 --> 00:00:33,115 That question I asked on air... 17 00:00:33,184 --> 00:00:35,551 Hey, you know that question that I asked you... 18 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:36,931 - Hi. - Was your question out of... 19 00:00:36,955 --> 00:00:38,833 If you don't mind, I was wondering if I could ask 20 00:00:38,857 --> 00:00:40,490 you a few questions about Ted Windsor? 21 00:00:40,558 --> 00:00:42,558 We have got a big problem. 22 00:00:59,445 --> 00:01:01,726 I heard you were asking about me, detective? 23 00:01:02,181 --> 00:01:05,007 Oh, it's you. Hi. 24 00:01:05,284 --> 00:01:07,312 Oh, I, I don't touch Cops. 25 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:08,458 Literally. 26 00:01:08,937 --> 00:01:11,312 Hmm. Well, please have a seat. 27 00:01:13,459 --> 00:01:15,792 So I guess your doorman mentioned that I stopped by. 28 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:17,161 William, is it? 29 00:01:17,229 --> 00:01:19,163 Uh, yes, I think that's his name. 30 00:01:19,231 --> 00:01:22,199 Look, detective, people have always had this morbid curiosity 31 00:01:22,268 --> 00:01:24,635 about the death of my husband, you know. 32 00:01:24,703 --> 00:01:27,204 Being a public figure or a celebrity 33 00:01:27,273 --> 00:01:30,140 people love to find scandals where there are none. 34 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:31,686 I was just takin' a look at the files 35 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,510 you know, I wanted to clear some things up. 36 00:01:33,579 --> 00:01:35,879 Well, it was about 11 years ago. 37 00:01:35,948 --> 00:01:37,581 The wound is still raw. 38 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:38,882 You must be able to remember 39 00:01:38,951 --> 00:01:40,851 the events of that night pretty vividly, huh? 40 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,320 Oh, I'll never forget. It started out so perfectly. 41 00:01:43,389 --> 00:01:46,623 We had a beautiful graduation dinner for my son 42 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:48,926 at, uh, Mil Morel. Have you ever been? 43 00:01:48,994 --> 00:01:50,594 No. 44 00:01:50,663 --> 00:01:53,330 I, I can't even afford lox for my bagel. 45 00:01:53,399 --> 00:01:55,465 So, um, what happened after Mil Morel? 46 00:01:55,534 --> 00:01:57,034 Exactly what was in the papers. 47 00:01:57,102 --> 00:01:59,736 'Ted left early about 10:00 to handle some work.' 48 00:01:59,805 --> 00:02:02,439 Shawn and I had a nightcap and then went for a stroll 49 00:02:02,508 --> 00:02:04,808 in this gorgeous city that you keep so safe. 50 00:02:04,877 --> 00:02:07,811 And then I went home a little after midnight. 51 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,881 And then my whole world fell apart. 52 00:02:12,751 --> 00:02:15,686 There was Ted on the floor in a pool of blood. 53 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:16,987 The restaurant. 54 00:02:17,056 --> 00:02:21,091 That was the last time you saw your husband alive. 55 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,727 I never got a chance to tell him how much I loved him. 56 00:02:26,632 --> 00:02:28,098 Well, thank you, Ms. Robinson. 57 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:30,634 Sorry you had to relive all these painful memories. 58 00:02:30,703 --> 00:02:33,370 If it clears up any confusion, it was worth it. 59 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:34,638 Definitely did. 60 00:02:34,707 --> 00:02:36,051 And if you're ever in the neighborhood 61 00:02:36,075 --> 00:02:37,307 stop by at "The Lunch Hour." 62 00:02:37,376 --> 00:02:40,811 I promise we will have lox for your bagel. 63 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:42,379 Will do. 64 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:55,726 If the kids at school ask you anything 65 00:02:55,794 --> 00:02:58,161 about me and daddy not living together you tell them that 66 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:00,430 it is a sin to gossip and to MYOB. 67 00:03:00,499 --> 00:03:02,799 Mommy, my tummy hurts. 68 00:03:02,868 --> 00:03:05,702 Nice try, but you are still going to school. 69 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:06,870 I can't, I'm sick. 70 00:03:06,939 --> 00:03:08,779 No, you're not. Ella doesn't wanna go to school 71 00:03:08,841 --> 00:03:10,807 'cause Brian O'Donnell teases him in PE. 72 00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:12,776 The kid who drools makes fun of you? 73 00:03:12,845 --> 00:03:15,045 - Shut up! - Ella, language. 74 00:03:15,114 --> 00:03:17,381 And he said Ella's not allowed to use the bathroom. 75 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:20,450 - I said shut up. - And I said language. 76 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,186 Savannah, what are you taking about? 77 00:03:23,255 --> 00:03:24,588 Ella doesn't like the boys' room 78 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:26,857 but the principal won't let him use the girls' room. 79 00:03:28,827 --> 00:03:30,294 Ella, sweetheart, there's nothing 80 00:03:30,362 --> 00:03:31,762 that I can do about that 81 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:34,197 so can you please do Mommy a big favor 82 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:36,099 and just use the boys' bathroom? 83 00:03:39,538 --> 00:03:41,149 And don't pay attention to Brian O'Donnell. 84 00:03:41,173 --> 00:03:44,308 His mother's famous jubilee cake is from a mix. 85 00:03:55,387 --> 00:03:57,220 Are you avoiding me now? 86 00:03:57,289 --> 00:03:59,022 Nah, just busy. 87 00:03:59,091 --> 00:04:01,591 Right, busy findings ways of not talking to me. 88 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,071 Come on, cut the crap. What's goin' on? 89 00:04:03,095 --> 00:04:05,395 Actually, nothin' is. I've thought about it. 90 00:04:05,464 --> 00:04:07,297 And for right now, us taking a break 91 00:04:07,366 --> 00:04:09,700 from each other actually works for me. 92 00:04:09,768 --> 00:04:12,002 Does it matter what works for me? 93 00:04:13,739 --> 00:04:16,406 Well, good to know. 94 00:04:17,309 --> 00:04:19,009 Can I have my blue cards? 95 00:04:19,078 --> 00:04:21,478 Nina! Nina! Nina! 96 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:24,114 It's Gary. Look, the guy needs a job. 97 00:04:24,183 --> 00:04:25,582 'He's here like twice a week.' 98 00:04:25,651 --> 00:04:29,286 Oh, stop. He's a bigger fan of me than you are. 99 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:31,121 I got it. I got it. It's all good. 100 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,856 I'm going to the show! 101 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,295 Oh, hey, Heath. I'm starting my Christmas list early. 102 00:04:38,364 --> 00:04:39,607 What size knee pads do you wear? 103 00:04:39,631 --> 00:04:41,765 Oh, I'm a size go fudge yourself. 104 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:44,968 They're all of those, but they have plenty in size whore. 105 00:04:45,037 --> 00:04:46,136 Cecile. 106 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:50,507 Oh, hi. I'm just here for a second. 107 00:04:50,576 --> 00:04:52,275 I forgot my makeup bag. Nice to see y'all. 108 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:54,578 Can you believe that Kibby still hasn't apologized 109 00:04:54,646 --> 00:04:55,824 for calling me that horrible name? 110 00:04:55,848 --> 00:04:58,482 I'm sure you will work it out. Bye. 111 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,628 No, no, you can't just leave. This is all your fault. 112 00:05:00,652 --> 00:05:02,297 'You and your alpha woman advice made her feel like' 113 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:05,489 she can conquer anything including my sober coach's dick. 114 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:08,024 - Maxine. - Cecile, you were fantastic. 115 00:05:08,093 --> 00:05:10,627 - Come back anytime. - Oh, no. 116 00:05:10,696 --> 00:05:12,863 I mean, I am so busy. 117 00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:15,031 Thanks to you guys I'm goin' on a book tour. 118 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:17,220 And Tina Fey is developing "Alpha Woman" into a movie. 119 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:20,203 So, um, bye, bitches, and I say that with love. 120 00:05:20,272 --> 00:05:21,505 Peace. 121 00:05:22,508 --> 00:05:23,707 I really am gonna miss her. 122 00:05:23,776 --> 00:05:26,610 She was the best guest co-host ever. 123 00:05:26,678 --> 00:05:29,780 Janet Mock, you're gonna be the best guest co-host ever. 124 00:05:29,848 --> 00:05:31,715 Janet interviewed me for "People". 125 00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:33,294 Actually, Kibby, it was "Marie Claire". 126 00:05:33,318 --> 00:05:35,585 Oh, yeah, I don't remember. I was wasted. 127 00:05:35,654 --> 00:05:38,522 You're, you're... 128 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,624 Yes, Heather, she's our first trans co-host. 129 00:05:40,692 --> 00:05:42,459 Don't freak out. 130 00:05:42,528 --> 00:05:44,861 I was gonna say you're so beautiful. 131 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,330 Thank you. I'm so excited for this week. 132 00:05:47,399 --> 00:05:48,932 Janet, I watch your show all the time. 133 00:05:49,001 --> 00:05:51,535 - You have your own show? - It's on MSNBC. 134 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:53,904 But I think that network is blocked in your home. 135 00:05:53,972 --> 00:05:55,839 Oh, well, for that witch Rachel Maddow 136 00:05:55,908 --> 00:05:58,041 but I will definitely watch you. 137 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:00,391 Do you have a stylist or do you pick out your own clothes? 138 00:06:00,446 --> 00:06:02,279 I usually pick out my own stuff. 139 00:06:02,347 --> 00:06:03,467 What about you? I love that. 140 00:06:03,515 --> 00:06:05,415 - Oh, thank you... - Gross. 141 00:06:05,484 --> 00:06:07,818 Heather's making Janet think she's her BFF. 142 00:06:07,886 --> 00:06:09,731 But just wait, as soon as the camera start rolling 143 00:06:09,755 --> 00:06:10,899 she's gonna go right-wing on her ass. 144 00:06:10,923 --> 00:06:13,924 She is so manipulative. 145 00:06:13,992 --> 00:06:15,591 I love it. 146 00:06:16,228 --> 00:06:18,195 In all my years reporting the news 147 00:06:18,263 --> 00:06:21,665 I've interviewed presidents, princes, and pop stars. 148 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:23,867 But there are other voices that I wanted to be heard. 149 00:06:23,936 --> 00:06:26,203 So a decade ago, I created a show 150 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:29,506 where women could sit down and say what's on their minds. 151 00:06:29,575 --> 00:06:31,541 And, boy, do they ever! 152 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:33,477 We have a real slice of American pie 153 00:06:33,545 --> 00:06:35,812 who puts faith and family first. 154 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:37,781 A Pulitzer prize winning journalist 155 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:40,083 with a passion for justice. 156 00:06:40,152 --> 00:06:42,452 A child star who is all grown up. 157 00:06:42,521 --> 00:06:45,188 Her POV is OMG. 158 00:06:45,257 --> 00:06:49,192 And featuring special guest host, Janet Mock. 159 00:06:49,261 --> 00:06:51,094 And me, Maxine Robinson. 160 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:53,129 I'm in the left chair everyday at noon 161 00:06:53,198 --> 00:06:57,734 on "The Lunch Hour" where no topic is taboo. 162 00:06:57,803 --> 00:07:00,937 Hello everyone and welcome to the "The Lunch Hour." 163 00:07:01,006 --> 00:07:03,006 Look who we have joining us for lunch 164 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:06,009 the lovely Janet Mock. 165 00:07:06,078 --> 00:07:08,144 It is such an honor to be here amongst women 166 00:07:08,213 --> 00:07:10,380 who continue to inspire me to tell my truth 167 00:07:10,449 --> 00:07:12,315 and dish some celebrity dirt. 168 00:07:12,384 --> 00:07:14,851 We're, we're about to get into some hot gossipin'. 169 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,888 Sadly, one of our own is a cover story. 170 00:07:17,956 --> 00:07:20,190 Heather, would you like to say something? 171 00:07:20,259 --> 00:07:22,371 Thank you, Maxine. 172 00:07:22,828 --> 00:07:24,961 This is a very difficult time for our family 173 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,031 and we would appreciate our privacy... 174 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:30,801 and your prayers. 175 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:34,504 Well, if it's any consolation, you're not alone, Heather. 176 00:07:34,573 --> 00:07:36,172 So many celebrity couples are throwing 177 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:37,352 gossip grenades at each other. 178 00:07:37,376 --> 00:07:39,009 Oh, it's just legal strategy. 179 00:07:39,077 --> 00:07:41,878 Lawyers always make stuff up, so your ex looks bad. 180 00:07:41,947 --> 00:07:43,380 But you know who really gets hurt 181 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:45,348 in these nasty custody cases? 182 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:46,750 It's, it's the children. 183 00:07:46,818 --> 00:07:49,419 You know what, Heather, I actually agree with you. 184 00:07:49,488 --> 00:07:50,520 Wow, bizarro. 185 00:07:50,589 --> 00:07:51,855 But why go to court and through 186 00:07:51,924 --> 00:07:53,823 all of this ugliness when 70% of the time 187 00:07:53,892 --> 00:07:56,092 judges are gonna award custody to the primary caregiver? 188 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:58,361 So in the case of celebrities, you mean the nanny? 189 00:07:58,430 --> 00:08:00,163 No, I mean the mother. 190 00:08:04,002 --> 00:08:05,769 So, Nina, are you saying that 191 00:08:05,837 --> 00:08:08,405 70% of the time the mother gets custody? 192 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:09,873 Isn't that very, very high? 193 00:08:09,942 --> 00:08:11,408 Check it out. It's a fact. 194 00:08:11,476 --> 00:08:14,010 But what if the father seeks custody? 195 00:08:14,087 --> 00:08:16,254 Won't the court often grant it to him? 196 00:08:16,315 --> 00:08:17,681 Only if the mother is unfit. 197 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:19,193 Not to mention, I mean, the mother plays 198 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:20,897 a more significant role in the early stages 199 00:08:20,953 --> 00:08:22,085 of the child's development. 200 00:08:22,154 --> 00:08:25,088 - Truth! Whoo! - Thank you. 201 00:08:25,157 --> 00:08:28,091 Well, not to contradict the enthusiastic 202 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,293 audience member out there, but all parents 203 00:08:30,362 --> 00:08:32,662 are important to a child's early development, right? 204 00:08:32,731 --> 00:08:34,598 You know, all of these marriages 205 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:36,099 breaking up is really depressing. 206 00:08:36,168 --> 00:08:38,568 Let's move on to something a little less personal. 207 00:08:38,637 --> 00:08:40,170 Janet, are you happy? 208 00:08:40,238 --> 00:08:42,772 I mean, would you say that you're a happy person? 209 00:08:42,841 --> 00:08:45,408 - Yes, I'm actually very happy. - Oh, God. Here we go. 210 00:08:45,477 --> 00:08:46,810 I am so glad to hear that. 211 00:08:46,878 --> 00:08:51,615 That makes me feel so much better for you. 212 00:08:52,451 --> 00:08:53,683 Thanks. 213 00:08:56,254 --> 00:08:58,054 - Great show today, Heather. - Thank you. 214 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,856 For everyone except you. You sucked. 215 00:08:59,925 --> 00:09:02,258 - Lay off Janet. - What are you talking about? 216 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:04,094 I just had some questions. I'm curious. 217 00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:06,007 Luckily, we ran out of time before you could ask her 218 00:09:06,031 --> 00:09:07,564 what kind of parts she has. 219 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,644 Why can't you just let people be their authentic selves? 220 00:09:09,668 --> 00:09:11,145 Don't you dare lecture me about authenticity. 221 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:13,236 Do you know how hard it is for me to go out there 222 00:09:13,305 --> 00:09:15,383 and talk about my beliefs in front of people like you? 223 00:09:15,407 --> 00:09:18,575 Yeah, it must be hard for you to be so wrong all the time. 224 00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:19,854 Don't make assumptions about someone 225 00:09:19,878 --> 00:09:21,878 until you walked a mile in their shoes. 226 00:09:21,947 --> 00:09:24,648 I wouldn't walk two feet in your shoes. 227 00:09:24,716 --> 00:09:26,049 Or your dress or your hair. 228 00:09:26,118 --> 00:09:27,250 Well, if we're going there 229 00:09:27,319 --> 00:09:29,219 I wouldn't be caught dead in your... 230 00:09:29,287 --> 00:09:31,688 Who am I kidding? You can pull off anything. 231 00:09:31,757 --> 00:09:33,167 But I'm not gonna judge you for that 232 00:09:33,191 --> 00:09:35,158 because I'm a practicing Christian. 233 00:09:35,227 --> 00:09:37,827 Something you might wanna look into. 234 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,796 Just lay off Janet. 235 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:46,870 What a day I've had. 236 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,805 Well, you carry it well. 237 00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:50,310 I met with that detective this morning 238 00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:52,412 and everything, all the questions have been put to bed. 239 00:09:52,436 --> 00:09:54,770 - Oh, let's hope so. - Everything's under control. 240 00:09:54,839 --> 00:09:56,203 We can relax. 241 00:09:56,641 --> 00:09:59,742 So how about you bring my package upstairs? 242 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:01,476 I'd love to 243 00:10:01,899 --> 00:10:03,171 but I have a big problem. 244 00:10:04,849 --> 00:10:06,415 My mother's in town. 245 00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:09,043 Willy. 246 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,088 When Willy told me that the Maxine Robinson lived 247 00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,957 in this building, I swear to you I was gonna set up a tent 248 00:10:20,026 --> 00:10:21,921 in the lobby just to get a glimpse of you. 249 00:10:21,946 --> 00:10:23,512 - Mom! - It's true. Come give me a hug. 250 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:26,132 Well, I'm not really much of a hugger, but... Oh! 251 00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:27,734 Well, uh, I guess we're hugging. 252 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,035 Hmm, Willy was right. 253 00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:30,503 Mm, rich people do smell good. 254 00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:32,505 - What, mum? I never said that. - You said it. 255 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:35,000 He also told me about your little secret. 256 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:36,943 What, what secret? 257 00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:38,845 Well, Willy gets the newspaper 258 00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:41,948 from the nasty neighbors every morning and gives it to you. 259 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,184 - Oh. - Yes. 260 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,186 I'll give you all the tea in exchange 261 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,854 for two tickets for "The Lunch Hour". 262 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,390 I'm sure the show is booked weeks in advance. 263 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:51,725 - You can't just... - William. 264 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,126 We'd love to have you. 265 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,505 Why don't you swing by the show tomorrow? 266 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,829 Oh, thank you, darling. 267 00:10:55,897 --> 00:10:58,264 Would you like to come with me, Willy? 268 00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,367 Uh, sure, I-I guess. 269 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:02,773 - I'm sure I could swap shifts. - Good. 270 00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:05,125 Oh, and by the way 271 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,741 you better not give me no cheap seats. 272 00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,484 That's Gloria. 273 00:11:18,653 --> 00:11:20,286 Mom. 274 00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:22,156 You know I can't approve this new couch. 275 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,060 When I say keep a close eye on expenses, I mean other people's. 276 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:28,561 I need this couch. 277 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,964 This couch is durable and vomit-proof. 278 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,532 Not like this one. 279 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,000 Are you plannin' on throwin' up? 280 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,635 No, but your baby is. 281 00:11:35,704 --> 00:11:38,605 When my grandchild comes and visits me daily after the show. 282 00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:41,474 Hopefully, unless Nina has full custody. 283 00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:44,177 Did you hear what she was saying yesterday at the round table? 284 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,745 I usually just tune you guys out 285 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,358 'cause after five years of producing this show 286 00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:50,083 it's all blah, blah, blah, best jeans for your body 287 00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:52,185 blah, blah, blah, yeast infections suck 288 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,787 blah, blah, blah, women rule. 289 00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:56,423 Well, that blah, blah, blah pays your bills, bills, bills. 290 00:11:56,491 --> 00:11:58,158 Now, listen, what Nina said yesterday 291 00:11:58,226 --> 00:12:00,660 about mother's rights was very disturbing. 292 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,395 I think you should talk to a lawyer. 293 00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:05,498 - Come on, mom. That's crazy. - You need to protect yourself. 294 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,268 And me. I'm not gonna be one of those grandmothers 295 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,603 that sees her grandchild every other Christmas. 296 00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:12,772 Nina might be intense and complicated 297 00:12:12,841 --> 00:12:14,585 but she would never keep me away from my baby. 298 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,176 I have been around long enough to know 299 00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:18,411 that people can do crazy things. 300 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,747 And when it comes to family, they can act in ways 301 00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:22,949 you could never expect. 302 00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,484 Trust me. 303 00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:26,486 It's time for you to lawyer up. 304 00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:29,656 I'm gettin' this couch. 305 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,191 Hon, would you mind making my hair 306 00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:32,459 look a little extra whorish? 307 00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:33,938 Yeah, and for mine, could you make it 308 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,662 extra hypocritical and full of shit? 309 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,408 I'm sure Heather can give you some pointers. 310 00:12:37,432 --> 00:12:38,943 You guys, can you please take an Ambien 311 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,200 and put this feud to rest? 312 00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:42,368 Oh, Ambien. Kibby, didn't you get a DUI 313 00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:43,470 for driving on that? 314 00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:45,371 Hey, "Lacey From Outer Spacey" 315 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,973 guess who's coming to our show. 316 00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,641 - Your TV dad. - Vance? 317 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:51,411 - Yeah. Vance Gordon. - Really? Wow! 318 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,313 Yeah, he's coming to promote some pretentious 319 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,181 HBO mini-series, so we'll talk about it 320 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,917 for exactly one minute and move into the big "Lacey" reunion. 321 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,287 - The fans will eat it up. - Yum. Sounds like a blast. 322 00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:05,925 Maybe I should ask Vance for some pointers while he's here. 323 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,227 On what? 324 00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:08,906 How to work with someone who's so unprofessional. 325 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,297 Because you looked so professional icing Julian's D? 326 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:12,565 Okay, enough, both of you. 327 00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,467 Oh, Kibby, stop slut shaming 328 00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:16,936 and, Heather, I can't believe you did that. 329 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,038 I didn't suck Julian's D. 330 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,540 Okay. 331 00:13:20,609 --> 00:13:23,109 Nina, can I talk to you for a second? 332 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,511 - Sure. - No. 333 00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:26,713 Don't leave me alone with her. 334 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,626 Look, whatever happens between us 335 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,061 it's gonna be 50-50 when it comes to the baby, right? 336 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,030 - Of course. - Good. 337 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:47,267 - Whenever possible. - What does that mean? 338 00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:48,935 Well, in a perfect world, we would make 339 00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:51,404 every decision together, but that's not realistic. 340 00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:53,740 - So I'll have primary custody. - Wait, Nina. 341 00:13:53,808 --> 00:13:55,441 I'm gonna be involved in my kid's life. 342 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:57,810 Of course, you will. I'll set up visitation... 343 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,613 Visitation? I'm not gonna be some weekend dad. 344 00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:03,183 - I promise you you won't. - And how do I know that? 345 00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,651 Because I give you my word. 346 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,053 We both know that doesn't count for anything. 347 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:12,759 Wow, Shawn, that's really low. 348 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,528 - I'm gettin' a lawyer. - You really wanna go there? 349 00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:16,963 I'm just bein' smart. 350 00:14:17,032 --> 00:14:18,776 Well, then maybe the smart thing for me to do 351 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,334 would be to get a lawyer too. 352 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,436 Do what you need to do. 353 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:32,345 Great job, everyone. 354 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,913 Nah. It was just okay. 355 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,716 Nina seems as if she was phoning hers in 356 00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:39,752 and that warm-up guy, my goodness, he was quite annoying. 357 00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,921 - Mom. - Well, hello, Gloria. 358 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,990 I see you helped yourself with some swag bags. 359 00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:45,725 - Oh, yes, a bunch of crap. - Mom. 360 00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:48,027 Maybe you should thank Maxine for inviting you today. 361 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,697 Thank you, darling. Now, tell me about tomorrow's show. 362 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,843 Aren't you gonna have audience giveaways like Oprah did 363 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,934 when she's sayin' you get a car, you get a car 364 00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,035 and you get a car. 365 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,138 She also socked everyone with a $7000 tax bill 366 00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:00,640 but does anyone remember that? 367 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,942 Anyway, we would love to have you back tomorrow 368 00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:04,855 and maybe you can even meet some of the co-hosts. 369 00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:06,546 Oh, it's not about the co-host. 370 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,815 I wanna meet that Mo. 371 00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:11,251 Well, that Mo is gone forever. 372 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:12,952 What a shame. 373 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,421 Well, I'm gonna come back tomorrow anyway. 374 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:18,992 But right now, I'm gonna take a selfie in the left chair. 375 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,731 I see she's quite the original. 376 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,333 Now you know how I'm able to put up with you. 377 00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:36,109 You wanna touch it, don't you? 378 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,411 - Can I? - No. 379 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,679 Great job today, Janet. 380 00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:41,681 You really bought a fresh perspective. 381 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,651 - Any trolls yet? - Well, no more than the usual. 382 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:46,419 Well, Gary sure hasn't left me alone. 383 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,589 Forty-three messages from one person, that's a lot, right? 384 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,524 Huh, that's like a slow day for me. 385 00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:52,670 You should have seen the reaction 386 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,560 when I posted my wedding pictures. 387 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:57,430 - You're married? - Blissfully. 388 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,500 He's my best friend and so good to look at. 389 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,068 When I first started on the show 390 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,971 the trolls liked to call me a slutty train wreck. 391 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,373 - Hmm, they still do. - Bite me bitch. 392 00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:10,443 So it doesn't bother you what people say? 393 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,645 No, I've been dealing with ignorance my entire life. 394 00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:14,881 Really? And, like, in school 395 00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:17,250 did teachers understand what you were going through? 396 00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:18,751 No, it was a different time. 397 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,653 You know, Caitlyn hadn't transitioned yet 398 00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,655 and trans-parent wasn't streaming then. 399 00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:26,993 It must have been very difficult for you growing up. 400 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:29,295 Yeah, but you know, I was lucky I had parents 401 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,798 who were there for me and wouldn't take crap from anyone. 402 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,567 Their love's the reason why I turned out okay 403 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,703 and got all this sickening hair. 404 00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:39,872 - Oh, it's so... - No. 405 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:49,182 Here it is the "Lacey From Outer Spacey" trivia wheel. 406 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,883 Oh, wow, amazing. 407 00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:54,520 So we'll find who knows more about Lacey, you or Vance. 408 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:58,691 Gee, I better take my memory pill. 409 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,094 Oh, God. Was that an episode? 410 00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:02,328 Put that in. 411 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,597 I've actually never really seen her show. 412 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,644 Hello. 413 00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,314 Kibby? 414 00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:23,516 I don't want you on the show, I don't want you here. 415 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,084 Kibby, I'm sorry you're upset... 416 00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:26,953 Listen to me, Vance. 417 00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:29,033 You need stay away. I don't care what you have to do 418 00:17:29,057 --> 00:17:31,791 to get out of it, but make sure you don't come anywhere near me. 419 00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:44,377 So you served Maxine Robinson and her family 420 00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:45,590 the night that her husband died? 421 00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,281 Yes, and I know what you're thinking. 422 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:52,256 How am I still a waiter at Mil Morel 11 years later? 423 00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:54,654 And, look, sometimes I wonder that too. 424 00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,134 But in the past year, I've gotten a lot 425 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,769 of really good auditions and I think it's just... 426 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,460 That's great, really is and I'm sure it'll happen for ya. 427 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,662 But I'm really just here to talk about that night. 428 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,364 You remember any of the conversation? 429 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,499 Are you kidding? 430 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,300 I was eavesdropping the entire time. 431 00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:09,603 It was Maxine Robinson! 432 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,671 Fantastic. Um, was there anything 433 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,306 in particular that stood out to you? 434 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,076 Things got pretty heated. Like Shawn got up from the table 435 00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:18,022 and looked like he was going to fight him, but then 436 00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:20,113 Queen Maxine stepped in and saved the day. 437 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,482 Sounds like a typical loving family dinner? 438 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:25,085 Right, and it's just so sad 439 00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:28,288 that her husband, like, died two hours later. 440 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,858 So you were saying Shawn was really angry? 441 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,394 It was borderline scary. 442 00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:43,069 Mm, my homemade sweet potato pie. 443 00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:45,438 It's so good it'll make you smack your mama. 444 00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,240 Don't give me any ideas. 445 00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,387 I would love a piece, but we're we making a cardamom cake 446 00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:51,556 on the show and I have to take a bite for the audience. 447 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:54,414 Cardamom, who? Child, please, you got a pie audience. 448 00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:57,083 I just need to be here with you guys. Let me be on the show. 449 00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:59,019 - Uh, makeup, hair. - Mom, you can't do that. 450 00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:00,987 I'm sorry, Gloria, but we book our guests 451 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,123 for our show months in advance. 452 00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,091 But can't you make an exception? 453 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,294 We're sort of like family. 454 00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:09,095 Ooh. Hi. 455 00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,599 Uh, this is William and his mother, Gloria. 456 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:13,945 - Hi. - It's nice to meet you all. 457 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,136 How do you know Maxine? 458 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:17,052 William is the doorman in my building. 459 00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,995 Hm, that's what we're calling it now. 460 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,954 Uh, Nina, did you get a piece? 461 00:19:21,022 --> 00:19:22,622 Oh, uh, I have two. 462 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,558 She's pregnant. The baby will be mixed race. 463 00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:27,827 Who knew Maxine was so friendly with her doorman? 464 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,629 Who knew Maxine was friendly with anyone? 465 00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:31,431 I love this pumpkin pie. 466 00:19:31,499 --> 00:19:33,600 Baby girl, that's sweet potato pie. 467 00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,669 Yeah, I really felt the best jeans for my body are... 468 00:19:58,693 --> 00:20:01,494 Uh, don't tell me. All jeans? 469 00:20:01,563 --> 00:20:03,229 I'm more of a dress girl myself. 470 00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:04,998 Really? So you never wear pants? 471 00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:08,668 Nina, Nina, why did you block me? I thought we were friends. 472 00:20:08,737 --> 00:20:10,403 - Security! - That wasn't very nice. 473 00:20:10,472 --> 00:20:12,405 Security! 474 00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:21,514 Nina! Nina! Nina! 475 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,183 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 476 00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:28,588 Uh, here's a video from our high-heel jogathon. 477 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,592 Hey, he's outta here. 478 00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,761 Are you okay? 479 00:20:34,829 --> 00:20:37,030 I'm fine, Shawn. Thanks. 480 00:20:37,098 --> 00:20:41,000 Okay. Alright, we're back in three, two... 481 00:20:43,905 --> 00:20:45,838 We apologize for the interruption 482 00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:48,174 but sometimes our "Lunch Hour" fans 483 00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:49,776 simply can't control themselves. 484 00:20:49,844 --> 00:20:52,545 Sometimes obsession is just another form of flattery. 485 00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:53,824 Well, one that we could do without. 486 00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:56,215 But while we're on the topic of obsession 487 00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:58,251 Janet, your book is amazing. 488 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,853 Ah, thank you. Girl lives for a good plug. 489 00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:03,054 "Redefining Realness" is such a great title 490 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,602 So when did you know that you were a girl? 491 00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:06,459 Oh, Heather, I've always known I was a girl. 492 00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:08,361 Exactly, because like you said and... 493 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,997 So do you have a lot of friends? 494 00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:13,967 I mean, I mean, from your, your community. 495 00:21:14,035 --> 00:21:16,936 I have friends from lots of communities. 496 00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:18,582 I think it's interesting that you talked 497 00:21:18,606 --> 00:21:20,051 about the misconceptions that people have... 498 00:21:20,075 --> 00:21:21,715 I'm so sorry, I don't mean to be intrusive 499 00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,176 but it's so fascinating to me. 500 00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:24,877 So when did you change 501 00:21:24,946 --> 00:21:27,080 uh... physically? 502 00:21:27,148 --> 00:21:29,782 My goodness, Heather, judging by all the questions you have 503 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:31,395 it sounds like you're working through your own gender issues. 504 00:21:31,419 --> 00:21:36,289 Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm definitely a real girl. 505 00:21:40,495 --> 00:21:42,628 Just as real as you are, girl. 506 00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:46,165 Except you're a real idiot. 507 00:21:49,738 --> 00:21:51,604 And we'll be right back. 508 00:21:56,077 --> 00:21:58,678 Great job yesterday, Heather. You pissed off a transperson. 509 00:21:58,747 --> 00:22:01,514 - Your career is basically over. - So are your 20s. 510 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,249 Bitch, I'm 24. 511 00:22:03,318 --> 00:22:04,650 I hate you. 512 00:22:04,719 --> 00:22:06,652 Sweetheart, I have some bad news. 513 00:22:06,721 --> 00:22:08,721 Oh, Heather is still a co-host? 514 00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,089 Are we still doing this? 515 00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:12,489 I'll stop when she stops being a terrible person. 516 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:16,167 Kibby, I'm sorry, but Vance Gordon had to cancel. 517 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,102 He had a last-minute scheduling conflict. 518 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,104 Oh, bummer, that was gonna be so fun. 519 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,273 But no worries, we can repurpose the wheel. 520 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,309 How about the wheel of misfortune 521 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,710 for next month's segment on STDs? 522 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,950 Great idea. 523 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,591 I know you were really looking forward to this reunion. 524 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,249 Yeah, it was gonna be awesome to see him again. 525 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,684 It's been so long. 526 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,286 Well, we'll try to reschedule. 527 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,528 Can't wait. 528 00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:57,600 Mm. 529 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,959 Hey, do you see the sign? 530 00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:01,817 No food, no smoke, no sex. 531 00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:05,755 Please, just one more bite. 532 00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,841 Oh, come on, this is my breakfast kebab. 533 00:23:09,239 --> 00:23:13,008 I'm pregnant. I'm starving, and I need my iron. 534 00:23:13,076 --> 00:23:14,833 Oh. 535 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,214 Oh, baby daddy. He's probably calling to apologize. 536 00:23:21,176 --> 00:23:22,317 - Hey. - Hey. 537 00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:24,330 Uh, I was just calling to make sure you're doing okay 538 00:23:24,354 --> 00:23:27,637 after our buddy Gary decided to make a cameo yesterday. 539 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:30,892 Well, thank you. Yeah, I'm fine. 540 00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:32,994 - I'll see you at work? - Oh, hey, hey. 541 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:36,765 Uh, are you, uh, are you available next Thursday at 2:00? 542 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,366 Sure. For what? 543 00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:41,136 My lawyer wants to start a conversation about custody 544 00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:43,349 and I don't want things to drag on and get contentious. 545 00:23:43,373 --> 00:23:44,839 Oh, so we're doing this now? 546 00:23:44,908 --> 00:23:46,486 I mean, Nina, we're up against the clock here. 547 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:48,677 I'd like to have this settled before my baby arrives. 548 00:23:48,745 --> 00:23:51,079 Our baby is not due for months 549 00:23:51,148 --> 00:23:53,188 and it's too late for this to not get contentious. 550 00:23:53,217 --> 00:23:55,417 My lawyer and I will definitely be there. 551 00:23:55,485 --> 00:23:57,219 Then it's a date. 552 00:24:02,159 --> 00:24:04,226 That obviously wasn't an apology. 553 00:24:06,263 --> 00:24:09,097 Fine, eat your kebab. Just no crying. 554 00:24:16,406 --> 00:24:19,107 Maxine, I feel terrible 555 00:24:19,176 --> 00:24:21,276 about my insensitive comments yesterday. 556 00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:23,578 Do you genuinely feel terrible or is just because 557 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:27,215 of the backlash 'cause every LGBTQ group is P for pissed? 558 00:24:27,284 --> 00:24:30,919 Well, honestly, I-I wasn't being anti-transpeople 559 00:24:30,988 --> 00:24:33,088 women phobic or... 560 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:34,356 At least not intentionally. 561 00:24:34,424 --> 00:24:36,458 Okay, how about you take the top of the show 562 00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:38,627 and apologize to Janet? 563 00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:39,928 Thank you. 564 00:24:39,997 --> 00:24:42,097 And make sure you apologize to her privately. 565 00:24:42,165 --> 00:24:44,266 - I've tried, I... - Well, try harder. 566 00:24:44,334 --> 00:24:45,967 Women are stubborn. 567 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:04,552 Nina, we need to talk. 568 00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:06,154 - Gary. - Why did you block me? 569 00:25:06,223 --> 00:25:08,167 - I thought we were friends. - How did you get in here? 570 00:25:08,191 --> 00:25:10,258 Your security sucks. You really hurt my feelings. 571 00:25:10,327 --> 00:25:12,093 When you did that piece on bullying 572 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,296 I thought you were standing up for me and now my... 573 00:25:14,364 --> 00:25:18,166 Gary, let's just get off of the elevator and I can help you 574 00:25:18,235 --> 00:25:20,268 with whatever it is that you need help with. 575 00:25:20,337 --> 00:25:23,705 - No, um, let's take a selfie. - What? 576 00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:26,541 Let's, uh, let's take a selfie and, um, then you could post it 577 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,054 everywhere and everyone will know that we're friends. 578 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,644 Okay, let's just get out 579 00:25:29,713 --> 00:25:32,080 and I can take as many selfies as you want. 580 00:25:32,149 --> 00:25:34,482 Why are you making this hard? Okay, smile. Okay. 581 00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,584 Let's have fun. Let's have fun. Scary one. 582 00:25:36,653 --> 00:25:38,153 Let's do a scary one. 583 00:25:39,556 --> 00:25:42,524 Oh, I see they got you your backstage pass. 584 00:25:42,592 --> 00:25:44,826 That was very kind of you, Ms. Robinson. 585 00:25:44,895 --> 00:25:46,961 Yes, do you give this VIP treatment 586 00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:49,164 to the all the doormen's mommas? 587 00:25:52,336 --> 00:25:56,171 I didn't think so because no one is as cute as my son. 588 00:25:56,239 --> 00:25:58,506 - Let me show you the mainstage. - Hmm. 589 00:26:02,245 --> 00:26:04,312 - You Shawn Robinson? - Yeah. 590 00:26:04,381 --> 00:26:07,148 Detective Stagliano, your, your mom invited me 591 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,850 to stop by the show sometime, so... 592 00:26:08,919 --> 00:26:11,319 Okay, she seems to be doing that a lot lately. 593 00:26:11,388 --> 00:26:13,955 Yeah, yeah, just, uh, wanted to ask you a few questions 594 00:26:14,024 --> 00:26:15,857 about Ted Windsor's death. 595 00:26:17,361 --> 00:26:18,960 I don't know how I can help you. 596 00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:22,063 Plus, the timing's not great. We're about to go on air soon. 597 00:26:22,132 --> 00:26:24,165 I'm more than happy to schedule a sit-down 598 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,334 at the station if you like. 599 00:26:28,638 --> 00:26:31,366 You and your mom, uh, you seem very close. 600 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,907 Of course. 601 00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:34,843 Were you close at the time of Ted's death? 602 00:26:34,911 --> 00:26:36,077 We've always been tight. 603 00:26:36,146 --> 00:26:38,179 What about your relationship with Ted? 604 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:41,516 - Shawn, we can't find Nina. - What do you mean? 605 00:26:41,585 --> 00:26:43,937 She's not here and she's not answering her phone. 606 00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:46,688 Detective, I gotta handle this. How about I give you a call? 607 00:26:46,757 --> 00:26:48,223 I don't mind stickin' around. 608 00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:51,059 And this beats hanging out in the smelly squad room any day. 609 00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,088 Hey, are those eggrolls they're putting out there? 610 00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:55,234 Yeah, knock yourself out. 611 00:26:55,387 --> 00:26:56,753 - Yeah, thanks. - Yeah. 612 00:27:08,845 --> 00:27:10,788 Hey, Nina, not cool. 613 00:27:11,148 --> 00:27:12,558 This better not be some sort of power play 614 00:27:12,582 --> 00:27:13,960 because you know I'm gettin' a lawyer. 615 00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:16,084 This is totally unprofessional. 616 00:27:16,153 --> 00:27:18,186 Sir, Nina's stuck on the elevator with that guy 617 00:27:18,255 --> 00:27:19,599 we kicked out of the studio yesterday. 618 00:27:19,623 --> 00:27:21,022 Jesus. Come on. 619 00:27:21,091 --> 00:27:23,302 - How long has she been there? - No more than a few minutes. 620 00:27:23,326 --> 00:27:24,704 Why the hell isn't she off the elevator yet? 621 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,694 - We're workin' on it, Sir. - Work faster. 622 00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:31,032 - Mom, we have a problem. - I heard. 623 00:27:33,437 --> 00:27:36,337 You look like you're being held hostage in all of these. 624 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:38,940 It's a good thing I have backups. Look. 625 00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:40,675 I want pictures like that. 626 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,411 That's what I want, okay? Like that. 627 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,846 To be honest, you've been acting 628 00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,359 very weird since we got back from Hawaii. 629 00:27:46,383 --> 00:27:49,184 Gary, why are you doing this? 630 00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:50,552 Because you don't listen. 631 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:52,687 See, I-I've sent you like a million messages 632 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,055 and you never responded and... 633 00:27:54,124 --> 00:27:55,957 It really hurts my feelings. 634 00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,826 You're right, you're right. 635 00:27:57,894 --> 00:28:00,428 I'm sorry. I should've responded 636 00:28:00,497 --> 00:28:02,864 and I should've taken the time to hear you out... 637 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,166 Nobody ever listens to me. 638 00:28:05,235 --> 00:28:07,402 I thought you were different. 639 00:28:07,471 --> 00:28:09,471 Um, Gary... 640 00:28:09,539 --> 00:28:12,707 so tell me, did we have fun in Hawaii? 641 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,375 Don't treat me like I'm crazy. 642 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:16,778 Does this look I'm crazy? Snorkeling? 643 00:28:18,381 --> 00:28:20,982 - We have to cancel the show. - Uh, no, I-I wouldn't. 644 00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:22,450 Crazy fans feed on attention. 645 00:28:22,519 --> 00:28:24,185 The more contained we keep it, the better. 646 00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:26,488 Don't worry, Shawn. I got the show covered. 647 00:28:27,891 --> 00:28:29,057 Fine. 648 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,159 What are we gonna tell the other co-hosts? 649 00:28:33,196 --> 00:28:35,296 Nina is stuck in traffic. 650 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:38,533 Oh, no. Who's gonna make us feel intellectually inferior? 651 00:28:38,602 --> 00:28:41,336 - I got you, boo. - So let's have a great show. 652 00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:44,572 Janet, before we go out there, there's just 653 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,407 there's something that I need to say. 654 00:28:46,432 --> 00:28:47,890 No need. I got your number. 655 00:28:48,014 --> 00:28:49,680 No, you don't. 656 00:28:49,913 --> 00:28:52,304 You really, you really don't have my number. 657 00:28:52,682 --> 00:28:56,317 I know that I was asking you a lot of questions, but... 658 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,640 it's not because I'm judging you. 659 00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:01,089 You're totally judging. 660 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,824 - I'm not judging. - Ladies. 661 00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:04,837 Please, you beat out the governor of North Carolina 662 00:29:04,861 --> 00:29:06,288 for transphobe of the year. 663 00:29:06,313 --> 00:29:07,819 I'm not transphobic. 664 00:29:08,544 --> 00:29:09,991 I'm not. 665 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,321 My son is... 666 00:29:12,702 --> 00:29:15,491 Well, I guess that he's my daughter. 667 00:29:15,939 --> 00:29:18,006 She's my daughter. 668 00:29:18,074 --> 00:29:21,342 She's a... a trans. 669 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:23,420 Brad Junior? 670 00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:27,905 Ella. 671 00:29:28,785 --> 00:29:30,318 Oh, Heather. 672 00:29:31,955 --> 00:29:34,554 It's the first time you said it out loud. 673 00:29:34,715 --> 00:29:35,847 Yes. 674 00:29:37,561 --> 00:29:40,728 "The Lunch Hour" starts now. 675 00:29:40,797 --> 00:29:45,533 And here they are, Maxine, Kibby, Heather 676 00:29:45,602 --> 00:29:48,736 and special guest co-host Janet Mock. 677 00:29:54,999 --> 00:29:56,589 We're short a co-host, so watch the wide. 678 00:29:56,613 --> 00:29:58,246 Hello and welcome... 679 00:29:58,315 --> 00:30:02,216 Shawn's not here, someone has to step up and I'm head PA. 680 00:30:02,285 --> 00:30:04,485 Heather, is there something you'd like to say? 681 00:30:04,554 --> 00:30:08,022 Thank you. Yesterday, I made some thoughtless comments 682 00:30:08,091 --> 00:30:12,260 that were, uh... offensive. 683 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:17,298 Look, if people get so tripped up about 684 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:19,834 how to talk about things, no one will talk about anything. 685 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:23,671 Mistakes happen. It's okay to be trans-ignorant. 686 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,274 It's never okay to be transphobic. 687 00:30:29,779 --> 00:30:32,246 Now that we've settled that, can we talk about something 688 00:30:32,315 --> 00:30:34,682 that's really bugging me? 689 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:37,885 Millennials dying their hair gray. 690 00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,123 Right. I mean, if you wait long enough, it will happen. 691 00:30:42,192 --> 00:30:43,358 For free. 692 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,937 When I found out they were throwin' away 693 00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:47,028 all of this good food at the end of every show 694 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:49,764 I said uh-uh. I'm takin' it home. 695 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,400 Now grab that jam jar because if it's open, they'll toss too. 696 00:30:52,469 --> 00:30:54,268 Mom, you're not taking any of this. 697 00:30:54,337 --> 00:30:56,270 It's nice to see Maxine's so friendly 698 00:30:56,339 --> 00:30:58,106 with her building staff. 699 00:30:58,174 --> 00:30:59,474 Friendly? I got a feeling 700 00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:01,943 my son is opening more than doors for her. 701 00:31:02,012 --> 00:31:03,311 - Mom. - Detective. 702 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:04,746 What are you doing here? 703 00:31:04,814 --> 00:31:06,981 There she is, the woman who's too good 704 00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:08,783 to admit she's dating my son. 705 00:31:08,852 --> 00:31:11,085 - Mom, for God's sake. - What are you talking about? 706 00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:12,487 Dating? 707 00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:16,357 Uh, William is my doorman. 708 00:31:16,426 --> 00:31:18,159 I buy him a ham every Easter. 709 00:31:18,228 --> 00:31:19,560 Ham my ass. 710 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,396 Just because you have this big old TV show 711 00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,498 does not mean you're better than my son. 712 00:31:23,566 --> 00:31:25,344 Just a few days ago, you didn't even know his name. 713 00:31:25,368 --> 00:31:28,569 - That's very interesting? - Okay, everyone, we're back. 714 00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,738 Excuse me, detective, but, uh 715 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:33,508 one of us has to go and do their job. 716 00:31:45,652 --> 00:31:46,852 Open the goddamn door. 717 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,954 Just move back and let us do our job. 718 00:31:49,907 --> 00:31:52,048 And then my Boss accuses me of stealing? 719 00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:54,526 Which I wasn't, and I tried to tell him that 720 00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:56,228 but he wouldn't listen, you know. 721 00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:57,395 He just doesn't listen. 722 00:31:57,464 --> 00:31:59,331 I understand how frustrated you are. 723 00:31:59,399 --> 00:32:00,966 Did you know that every day on this show 724 00:32:01,034 --> 00:32:02,667 Heather doesn't listen to a word I say? 725 00:32:02,736 --> 00:32:04,602 She should. She should. 726 00:32:05,305 --> 00:32:06,371 Exactly. 727 00:32:08,548 --> 00:32:10,882 Welcome back, uh, and now we're going 728 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,162 from trans talk to our favorite segment, trash talk. 729 00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:17,197 Yay, finally. 730 00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:18,198 What celebrities are hooking up? 731 00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:19,700 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun 732 00:32:19,768 --> 00:32:22,202 without Nina telling us we're shallow. 733 00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:24,538 Why shouldn't there be paid maternity leave 734 00:32:24,606 --> 00:32:27,305 gun control and mental healthcare for all? 735 00:32:28,177 --> 00:32:30,277 - Absolutely. - Right. 736 00:32:30,346 --> 00:32:31,979 Well, according to "Celebrity Fever" 737 00:32:32,047 --> 00:32:34,147 Selena Gomez might have a new beau. 738 00:32:34,216 --> 00:32:35,916 Oh, that's old news. I have the scoop 739 00:32:35,985 --> 00:32:39,891 and it involves someone you know very, very well. 740 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:41,548 Me. 741 00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,587 Camera 3, push in on Maxine. 742 00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:46,960 I want you all to be the first to know that 743 00:32:47,029 --> 00:32:48,628 I am happily dating... 744 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:51,465 Ooh, ooh, let me guess. You're dating Stedman. 745 00:32:51,533 --> 00:32:53,712 Yeah, it has your picture of you with him at the Image Awards 746 00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:56,336 and Oprah was enraged and slapped you? 747 00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:58,205 - What? - Kibby, none of that's true. 748 00:32:58,273 --> 00:33:00,741 And no, I'm not dating Stedman 749 00:33:00,809 --> 00:33:01,975 and neither is Oprah. 750 00:33:02,044 --> 00:33:03,577 Shade. 751 00:33:03,645 --> 00:33:07,204 I am dating a wonderful man, William McCann. 752 00:33:07,229 --> 00:33:09,363 William McCann is my doorman. 753 00:33:09,651 --> 00:33:12,319 And although I've known him for many years 754 00:33:12,388 --> 00:33:14,955 we only became a couple a little while ago. 755 00:33:15,024 --> 00:33:17,157 - Holy shit. - I knew it. 756 00:33:17,226 --> 00:33:19,727 My son could never hide anything from me. 757 00:33:19,763 --> 00:33:21,180 Well, congratulations. 758 00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:23,376 She's quite a catch. 759 00:33:25,067 --> 00:33:27,868 I think we really understand each other, Gary. 760 00:33:27,936 --> 00:33:31,071 You need to keep speaking up. Okay? 761 00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,606 Everybody needs to be heard. 762 00:33:32,674 --> 00:33:35,075 Shut up, although now when I think about it 763 00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:36,810 your doorman is pretty hot. 764 00:33:36,879 --> 00:33:38,545 I think we got her. 765 00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:41,548 I want him cuffed and detained. 766 00:33:41,617 --> 00:33:43,984 We're friends, it's okay. Nina. Nina. 767 00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:47,048 No, Gary, friends don't hold friends hostage. 768 00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:49,662 Look, I hope you get the help that you need and... 769 00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:52,064 - If you need an advocate, I... - You'll help me? 770 00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:53,332 I can recommend someone. 771 00:33:53,401 --> 00:33:55,601 - Nina, Nina. - Come on. 772 00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:58,838 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 773 00:34:01,342 --> 00:34:02,342 Are you okay? 774 00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:05,077 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm just... 775 00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:07,346 I'm a little rattled. 776 00:34:07,415 --> 00:34:09,815 - But I'm okay. - Look, Nina, I'm so sorry. 777 00:34:09,884 --> 00:34:12,418 I didn't mean any of that crap I said before. 778 00:34:12,486 --> 00:34:14,735 Listen, I don't, I don't know what we are... 779 00:34:15,456 --> 00:34:16,837 but we're something. 780 00:34:17,658 --> 00:34:19,358 We are. 781 00:34:20,499 --> 00:34:21,962 So what do we do? 782 00:34:23,274 --> 00:34:25,977 How about until we figure it out, we call off the lawyers? 783 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,657 That works. 784 00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:30,243 And do me a favor. 785 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,571 Don't listen to your messages. 786 00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:39,812 And they just carried Gary away? 787 00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:41,547 I feel bad for him. 788 00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:43,415 Well, as bad as you can feel for someone 789 00:34:43,484 --> 00:34:45,117 who's crazy and trying to kill you. 790 00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:46,680 Are you sure you're okay? 791 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,787 Yeah, I'm, I'm fine. 792 00:34:48,856 --> 00:34:51,391 So come on, tell me. What did I miss? 793 00:34:51,525 --> 00:34:53,959 Well, you know, the ushe, we talked about body image 794 00:34:54,021 --> 00:34:57,589 and men being terrible and Maxine's dating her doorman 795 00:34:57,658 --> 00:34:59,555 and Heather's kid is trans. 796 00:35:00,329 --> 00:35:01,927 What, oh, wait, what? 797 00:35:01,995 --> 00:35:04,029 Uh, Nina, come with me. 798 00:35:04,097 --> 00:35:05,564 I've got a doctor waiting for you. 799 00:35:05,632 --> 00:35:07,632 - Oh, Maxine... - I don't wanna hear it. 800 00:35:09,236 --> 00:35:10,569 Okay. 801 00:35:13,607 --> 00:35:15,313 It's my grandchild in there. 802 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,641 Are you really dating your doorman? 803 00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:20,579 It's a long story. 804 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,220 Uh, Heather, wait. 805 00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:35,060 I thought Ella might like this. 806 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,485 Little girls love sparkly things in their hair. 807 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:39,813 I know I did. 808 00:35:42,157 --> 00:35:43,390 Kibby. 809 00:35:46,555 --> 00:35:49,352 Ella will really like this. 810 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,945 Well, give me a hug, you whore. 811 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,589 Ramona, hey, uh, great job today. These are for you. 812 00:36:27,614 --> 00:36:30,110 Oh, my God. Thank you. 813 00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:33,237 This has been the best day of my life. 814 00:36:36,787 --> 00:36:38,787 That is so sad. Mm. 815 00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:45,938 So... 816 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,333 You and William. 817 00:36:48,402 --> 00:36:50,468 I've got like a million questions to most of which 818 00:36:50,537 --> 00:36:52,274 - I don't wanna know the answer to. - Good. 819 00:36:53,103 --> 00:36:55,337 Cheers to another crappy day. 820 00:36:57,952 --> 00:36:59,351 So, um... 821 00:37:02,142 --> 00:37:05,594 I saw you talking to that detective. 822 00:37:05,879 --> 00:37:07,812 Yeah. He was all over me 823 00:37:07,881 --> 00:37:10,243 about what I was doing the night that Ted died. 824 00:37:10,337 --> 00:37:11,828 But then all that stuff happened with Nina... 825 00:37:11,852 --> 00:37:13,451 We're gonna need to talk. 826 00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:16,254 You know 827 00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:18,924 I, I still think about that night all the time. 828 00:37:19,374 --> 00:37:20,874 It's hard not to. 829 00:37:22,362 --> 00:37:24,407 You lyin' piece of shit, where's my money? It's all gone! 830 00:37:24,431 --> 00:37:25,797 - Calm down. - What did you do? 831 00:37:25,866 --> 00:37:27,799 You know, you're a spoiled brat who runs to mommy 832 00:37:27,868 --> 00:37:29,434 to clean up all of your messes. 833 00:37:29,503 --> 00:37:31,002 Don't you put your hands on me! 834 00:37:31,071 --> 00:37:33,471 - Shawn, come on, come on. - You get control of him. 835 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:36,063 Don't you ever talk to my son like that again. 836 00:37:40,698 --> 00:37:42,587 Honey, it wasn't your fault. 837 00:37:45,532 --> 00:37:46,735 You're damn right 838 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,487 and I don't feel a bit guilty. 839 00:37:57,197 --> 00:37:59,164 It's so pretty. 840 00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:00,465 Why don't you put it on? 841 00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:02,180 But we're not at home. 842 00:38:03,337 --> 00:38:04,903 Mommy's changing the rules a little. 843 00:38:05,321 --> 00:38:08,540 From now on, you get to be you anywhere. 844 00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:11,352 And we're gonna start looking for a new school. 845 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:15,093 And until then Mommy is going to homeschool you. 846 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:17,419 Good, you can help me with long division. 847 00:38:25,532 --> 00:38:27,132 Thank you very much. 848 00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:28,478 All my mother can talk about now 849 00:38:28,502 --> 00:38:30,835 is how Maxine Robinson is her daughter-in-law. 850 00:38:31,024 --> 00:38:34,016 Evidently, we're doing Thanksgiving at your house in Aspen. 851 00:38:34,408 --> 00:38:36,775 Sorry, my hand was forced. 852 00:38:36,843 --> 00:38:38,610 By the detective or my mother? 853 00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:40,599 No, honestly, they both scare the hell out of me. 854 00:38:40,647 --> 00:38:42,825 If they find out we were together the night that Ted died 855 00:38:42,849 --> 00:38:44,783 it'll look like an episode of "Dateline". 856 00:38:44,851 --> 00:38:47,652 Two passionate lovers driven to madness. 857 00:38:47,721 --> 00:38:49,487 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 858 00:38:49,556 --> 00:38:53,063 But instead you're the guy who was right under my nose for years 859 00:38:53,451 --> 00:38:55,251 who I suddenly saw for the first time. 860 00:38:55,429 --> 00:38:56,895 You're such a romantic. 861 00:38:56,964 --> 00:38:59,631 Well, William, isn't it time we went public? 862 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:02,434 I mean, look at us. Who else do I show my Spanx to? 863 00:39:02,502 --> 00:39:03,977 I like to spank your Spanx. 864 00:39:05,563 --> 00:39:07,439 But I just would have liked to have been told 865 00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:08,787 before you told the whole world. 866 00:39:08,842 --> 00:39:11,476 Well, not the whole world, just 2.5 million US 867 00:39:11,545 --> 00:39:13,860 and another 5 million worldwide. 868 00:39:14,281 --> 00:39:17,485 Look, darling, I'm unpredictable. 869 00:39:17,918 --> 00:39:20,552 It's one of the things you love about me. 870 00:39:20,621 --> 00:39:22,399 You do keep people guessing. 871 00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:45,069 Next time on Daytime Divas... 872 00:39:45,112 --> 00:39:47,078 Ne Hey, Max, happy to see me?.." 873 00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:48,680 Hi, Star Jones. 874 00:39:48,749 --> 00:39:50,493 I'd watch my back if I were you, little girl. 875 00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:52,417 It's just an honor to be nominated. 876 00:39:52,486 --> 00:39:53,952 We don't win. We never win. 877 00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,920 - Hi. - Brad, what are you doing here? 878 00:39:55,989 --> 00:39:58,990 - Kibby, it's your space dad. - There's my girl. 879 00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,536 What is this I hear about "Morning Talk"? 880 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,893 They made an offer. 881 00:40:01,962 --> 00:40:04,002 So make a choice, Jason. You want Mo or you want me? 882 00:40:04,031 --> 00:40:05,708 I have an appointment with that detective tomorrow. 883 00:40:05,732 --> 00:40:07,610 Oh, there's no need to worry. You know what to say. 884 00:40:07,634 --> 00:40:09,501 My mom is lying to me about something important 885 00:40:09,569 --> 00:40:11,136 and I don't know what to do about it. 886 00:40:11,204 --> 00:40:12,626 Mind your own goddamn business. 887 00:40:12,704 --> 00:40:17,251 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 67458

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