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Previously on Daytime Divas...
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You really think someone
should get away with murder
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just because they're rich and famous.
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I have busted my ass for
everything that I've ever got.
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So did my mom, but she didn't
have to steal anyone's work.
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Savannah, can you help Brad with this?
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- I'm Ella.
- But just at home.
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- Not in front of Daddy.
- I'm so sorry about Brad.
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I've been cheated on
more times than I can count.
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I desperately need your help downstairs.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God, you're like a secret whore.
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I shouldn't be
your sober coach anymore.
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- Meet our new guest co-host.
- Cecile James.
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- Do you have a second?
- Sure.
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That question I asked on air...
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Hey, you know that question
that I asked you...
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- Hi.
- Was your question out of...
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If you don't mind, I was
wondering if I could ask
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you a few questions about Ted Windsor?
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We have got a big problem.
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I heard you were asking
about me, detective?
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Oh, it's you. Hi.
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Oh, I, I don't touch Cops.
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Literally.
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Hmm. Well, please have a seat.
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So I guess your doorman
mentioned that I stopped by.
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William, is it?
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Uh, yes, I think that's his name.
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Look, detective, people have
always had this morbid curiosity
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about the death of my husband, you know.
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Being a public figure or a celebrity
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people love to find scandals
where there are none.
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I was just takin' a look at the files
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you know, I wanted to
clear some things up.
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Well, it was about 11 years ago.
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The wound is still raw.
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You must be able to remember
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the events of that night
pretty vividly, huh?
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Oh, I'll never forget.
It started out so perfectly.
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We had a beautiful
graduation dinner for my son
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at, uh, Mil Morel. Have you ever been?
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No.
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I, I can't even afford lox for my bagel.
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So, um, what happened after Mil Morel?
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Exactly what was in the papers.
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'Ted left early about 10:00
to handle some work.'
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Shawn and I had a nightcap
and then went for a stroll
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in this gorgeous city
that you keep so safe.
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And then I went home
a little after midnight.
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And then my whole world fell apart.
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There was Ted on the floor
in a pool of blood.
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The restaurant.
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That was the last time
you saw your husband alive.
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I never got a chance to tell him
how much I loved him.
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Well, thank you, Ms. Robinson.
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Sorry you had to relive
all these painful memories.
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If it clears up any confusion,
it was worth it.
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Definitely did.
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And if you're ever in the neighborhood
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stop by at "The Lunch Hour."
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I promise we will have lox
for your bagel.
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Will do.
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If the kids at school ask you anything
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about me and daddy not living
together you tell them that
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it is a sin to gossip and to MYOB.
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Mommy, my tummy hurts.
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Nice try, but you are still
going to school.
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I can't, I'm sick.
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No, you're not.
Ella doesn't wanna go to school
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'cause Brian O'Donnell
teases him in PE.
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The kid who drools makes fun of you?
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- Shut up!
- Ella, language.
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And he said Ella's not allowed
to use the bathroom.
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- I said shut up.
- And I said language.
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Savannah, what are you taking about?
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Ella doesn't like the boys' room
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but the principal won't
let him use the girls' room.
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Ella, sweetheart, there's nothing
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that I can do about that
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so can you please do Mommy a big favor
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and just use the boys' bathroom?
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And don't pay attention
to Brian O'Donnell.
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His mother's famous
jubilee cake is from a mix.
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Are you avoiding me now?
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Nah, just busy.
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Right, busy findings ways of
not talking to me.
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Come on, cut the crap.
What's goin' on?
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Actually, nothin' is.
I've thought about it.
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And for right now, us taking a break
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from each other actually works for me.
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Does it matter what works for me?
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Well, good to know.
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Can I have my blue cards?
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Nina! Nina! Nina!
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It's Gary. Look, the guy needs a job.
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'He's here like twice a week.'
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Oh, stop. He's a bigger
fan of me than you are.
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I got it. I got it. It's all good.
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I'm going to the show!
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Oh, hey, Heath. I'm starting
my Christmas list early.
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What size knee pads do you wear?
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Oh, I'm a size go fudge yourself.
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They're all of those, but they
have plenty in size whore.
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Cecile.
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Oh, hi. I'm just here for a second.
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I forgot my makeup bag.
Nice to see y'all.
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Can you believe that
Kibby still hasn't apologized
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for calling me that horrible name?
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I'm sure you will work it out. Bye.
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No, no, you can't just leave.
This is all your fault.
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'You and your alpha woman advice
made her feel like'
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she can conquer anything
including my sober coach's dick.
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- Maxine.
- Cecile, you were fantastic.
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- Come back anytime.
- Oh, no.
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I mean, I am so busy.
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Thanks to you guys
I'm goin' on a book tour.
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And Tina Fey is developing
"Alpha Woman" into a movie.
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So, um, bye, bitches,
and I say that with love.
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Peace.
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I really am gonna miss her.
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She was the best guest co-host ever.
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Janet Mock, you're gonna be
the best guest co-host ever.
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Janet interviewed me for "People".
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Actually, Kibby, it was "Marie Claire".
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Oh, yeah, I don't remember.
I was wasted.
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You're, you're...
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Yes, Heather, she's our
first trans co-host.
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Don't freak out.
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I was gonna say you're so beautiful.
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Thank you. I'm so excited for this week.
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Janet, I watch your show all the time.
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- You have your own show?
- It's on MSNBC.
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But I think that network
is blocked in your home.
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Oh, well, for that witch Rachel Maddow
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but I will definitely watch you.
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Do you have a stylist or do you
pick out your own clothes?
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I usually pick out my own stuff.
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What about you? I love that.
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- Oh, thank you...
- Gross.
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Heather's making Janet
think she's her BFF.
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But just wait, as soon
as the camera start rolling
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she's gonna go right-wing on her ass.
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She is so manipulative.
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I love it.
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In all my years reporting the news
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I've interviewed presidents,
princes, and pop stars.
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But there are other voices
that I wanted to be heard.
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So a decade ago, I created a show
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where women could sit down
and say what's on their minds.
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And, boy, do they ever!
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We have a real slice of American pie
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who puts faith and family first.
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A Pulitzer prize winning journalist
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with a passion for justice.
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A child star who is all grown up.
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Her POV is OMG.
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And featuring special
guest host, Janet Mock.
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And me, Maxine Robinson.
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I'm in the left chair everyday at noon
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on "The Lunch Hour"
where no topic is taboo.
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Hello everyone and welcome
to the "The Lunch Hour."
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Look who we have joining us for lunch
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the lovely Janet Mock.
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It is such an honor
to be here amongst women
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who continue to inspire
me to tell my truth
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and dish some celebrity dirt.
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We're, we're about to get
into some hot gossipin'.
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Sadly, one of our own is a cover story.
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Heather, would you like
to say something?
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Thank you, Maxine.
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This is a very difficult
time for our family
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and we would appreciate our privacy...
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and your prayers.
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Well, if it's any consolation,
you're not alone, Heather.
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So many celebrity couples are throwing
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gossip grenades at each other.
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Oh, it's just legal strategy.
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Lawyers always make stuff up,
so your ex looks bad.
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But you know who really gets hurt
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in these nasty custody cases?
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It's, it's the children.
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You know what, Heather,
I actually agree with you.
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Wow, bizarro.
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But why go to court and through
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all of this ugliness
when 70% of the time
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judges are gonna award custody
to the primary caregiver?
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So in the case of celebrities,
you mean the nanny?
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No, I mean the mother.
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So, Nina, are you saying that
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70% of the time the mother gets custody?
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Isn't that very, very high?
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Check it out. It's a fact.
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But what if the father seeks custody?
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Won't the court often grant it to him?
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Only if the mother is unfit.
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Not to mention,
I mean, the mother plays
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a more significant role
in the early stages
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of the child's development.
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- Truth! Whoo!
- Thank you.
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Well, not to contradict the enthusiastic
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audience member out there,
but all parents
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are important to a child's
early development, right?
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You know, all of these marriages
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breaking up is really depressing.
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Let's move on to something
a little less personal.
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Janet, are you happy?
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I mean, would you say
that you're a happy person?
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- Yes, I'm actually very happy.
- Oh, God. Here we go.
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I am so glad to hear that.
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That makes me feel so much
better for you.
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Thanks.
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- Great show today, Heather.
- Thank you.
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For everyone except you.
You sucked.
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- Lay off Janet.
- What are you talking about?
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I just had some questions. I'm curious.
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Luckily, we ran out of time
before you could ask her
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what kind of parts she has.
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Why can't you just let people
be their authentic selves?
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Don't you dare lecture me
about authenticity.
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Do you know how hard it is
for me to go out there
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and talk about my beliefs
in front of people like you?
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Yeah, it must be hard for you
to be so wrong all the time.
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Don't make assumptions about someone
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until you walked a mile in their shoes.
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I wouldn't walk two feet in your shoes.
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Or your dress or your hair.
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Well, if we're going there
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I wouldn't be caught dead in your...
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Who am I kidding?
You can pull off anything.
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But I'm not gonna judge you for that
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because I'm a practicing Christian.
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Something you might wanna look into.
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Just lay off Janet.
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What a day I've had.
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Well, you carry it well.
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I met with that detective this morning
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and everything, all the
questions have been put to bed.
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- Oh, let's hope so.
- Everything's under control.
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We can relax.
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So how about you bring
my package upstairs?
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I'd love to
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but I have a big problem.
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My mother's in town.
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Willy.
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When Willy told me that
the Maxine Robinson lived
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in this building, I swear to you
I was gonna set up a tent
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in the lobby just to
get a glimpse of you.
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- Mom!
- It's true. Come give me a hug.
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Well, I'm not really
much of a hugger, but... Oh!
251
00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:27,734
Well, uh, I guess we're hugging.
252
00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,035
Hmm, Willy was right.
253
00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:30,503
Mm, rich people do smell good.
254
00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:32,505
- What, mum? I never said that.
- You said it.
255
00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:35,000
He also told me
about your little secret.
256
00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:36,943
What, what secret?
257
00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:38,845
Well, Willy gets the newspaper
258
00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:41,948
from the nasty neighbors every
morning and gives it to you.
259
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,184
- Oh.
- Yes.
260
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,186
I'll give you all the tea in exchange
261
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,854
for two tickets for "The Lunch Hour".
262
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,390
I'm sure the show is booked
weeks in advance.
263
00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:51,725
- You can't just...
- William.
264
00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,126
We'd love to have you.
265
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,505
Why don't you swing
by the show tomorrow?
266
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,829
Oh, thank you, darling.
267
00:10:55,897 --> 00:10:58,264
Would you like to come with me, Willy?
268
00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,367
Uh, sure, I-I guess.
269
00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:02,773
- I'm sure I could swap shifts.
- Good.
270
00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:05,125
Oh, and by the way
271
00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,741
you better not give me no cheap seats.
272
00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,484
That's Gloria.
273
00:11:18,653 --> 00:11:20,286
Mom.
274
00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:22,156
You know I can't approve this new couch.
275
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,060
When I say keep a close eye on
expenses, I mean other people's.
276
00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:28,561
I need this couch.
277
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,964
This couch is durable and vomit-proof.
278
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,532
Not like this one.
279
00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,000
Are you plannin' on throwin' up?
280
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,635
No, but your baby is.
281
00:11:35,704 --> 00:11:38,605
When my grandchild comes and
visits me daily after the show.
282
00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:41,474
Hopefully, unless Nina has full custody.
283
00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:44,177
Did you hear what she was saying
yesterday at the round table?
284
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,745
I usually just tune you guys out
285
00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,358
'cause after five years
of producing this show
286
00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:50,083
it's all blah, blah, blah,
best jeans for your body
287
00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:52,185
blah, blah, blah, yeast infections suck
288
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,787
blah, blah, blah, women rule.
289
00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:56,423
Well, that blah, blah, blah
pays your bills, bills, bills.
290
00:11:56,491 --> 00:11:58,158
Now, listen, what Nina said yesterday
291
00:11:58,226 --> 00:12:00,660
about mother's rights
was very disturbing.
292
00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,395
I think you should talk to a lawyer.
293
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:05,498
- Come on, mom. That's crazy.
- You need to protect yourself.
294
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,268
And me. I'm not gonna be
one of those grandmothers
295
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,603
that sees her grandchild
every other Christmas.
296
00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:12,772
Nina might be intense and complicated
297
00:12:12,841 --> 00:12:14,585
but she would never
keep me away from my baby.
298
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,176
I have been around long enough to know
299
00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:18,411
that people can do crazy things.
300
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,747
And when it comes to family,
they can act in ways
301
00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:22,949
you could never expect.
302
00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,484
Trust me.
303
00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:26,486
It's time for you to lawyer up.
304
00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:29,656
I'm gettin' this couch.
305
00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,191
Hon, would you mind making my hair
306
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:32,459
look a little extra whorish?
307
00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:33,938
Yeah, and for mine, could you make it
308
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,662
extra hypocritical and full of shit?
309
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,408
I'm sure Heather can
give you some pointers.
310
00:12:37,432 --> 00:12:38,943
You guys, can you please take an Ambien
311
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,200
and put this feud to rest?
312
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:42,368
Oh, Ambien. Kibby, didn't you get a DUI
313
00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:43,470
for driving on that?
314
00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:45,371
Hey, "Lacey From Outer Spacey"
315
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,973
guess who's coming to our show.
316
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,641
- Your TV dad.
- Vance?
317
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:51,411
- Yeah. Vance Gordon.
- Really? Wow!
318
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,313
Yeah, he's coming to promote
some pretentious
319
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,181
HBO mini-series, so we'll talk about it
320
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,917
for exactly one minute and move
into the big "Lacey" reunion.
321
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,287
- The fans will eat it up.
- Yum. Sounds like a blast.
322
00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:05,925
Maybe I should ask Vance for
some pointers while he's here.
323
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,227
On what?
324
00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:08,906
How to work with someone
who's so unprofessional.
325
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,297
Because you looked so
professional icing Julian's D?
326
00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:12,565
Okay, enough, both of you.
327
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,467
Oh, Kibby, stop slut shaming
328
00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:16,936
and, Heather, I can't
believe you did that.
329
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,038
I didn't suck Julian's D.
330
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,540
Okay.
331
00:13:20,609 --> 00:13:23,109
Nina, can I talk to you for a second?
332
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,511
- Sure.
- No.
333
00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:26,713
Don't leave me alone with her.
334
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,626
Look, whatever happens between us
335
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,061
it's gonna be 50-50 when it
comes to the baby, right?
336
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,030
- Of course.
- Good.
337
00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:47,267
- Whenever possible.
- What does that mean?
338
00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:48,935
Well, in a perfect world, we would make
339
00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:51,404
every decision together,
but that's not realistic.
340
00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:53,740
- So I'll have primary custody.
- Wait, Nina.
341
00:13:53,808 --> 00:13:55,441
I'm gonna be involved in my kid's life.
342
00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:57,810
Of course, you will.
I'll set up visitation...
343
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,613
Visitation? I'm not gonna
be some weekend dad.
344
00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:03,183
- I promise you you won't.
- And how do I know that?
345
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,651
Because I give you my word.
346
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,053
We both know that doesn't
count for anything.
347
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:12,759
Wow, Shawn, that's really low.
348
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,528
- I'm gettin' a lawyer.
- You really wanna go there?
349
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:16,963
I'm just bein' smart.
350
00:14:17,032 --> 00:14:18,776
Well, then maybe
the smart thing for me to do
351
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,334
would be to get a lawyer too.
352
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,436
Do what you need to do.
353
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:32,345
Great job, everyone.
354
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,913
Nah. It was just okay.
355
00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,716
Nina seems as if she was phoning hers in
356
00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:39,752
and that warm-up guy, my
goodness, he was quite annoying.
357
00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,921
- Mom.
- Well, hello, Gloria.
358
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,990
I see you helped yourself
with some swag bags.
359
00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:45,725
- Oh, yes, a bunch of crap.
- Mom.
360
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:48,027
Maybe you should thank Maxine
for inviting you today.
361
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,697
Thank you, darling. Now, tell me
about tomorrow's show.
362
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,843
Aren't you gonna have audience
giveaways like Oprah did
363
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,934
when she's sayin' you get
a car, you get a car
364
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,035
and you get a car.
365
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,138
She also socked everyone
with a $7000 tax bill
366
00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:00,640
but does anyone remember that?
367
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,942
Anyway, we would love
to have you back tomorrow
368
00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:04,855
and maybe you can even meet
some of the co-hosts.
369
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:06,546
Oh, it's not about the co-host.
370
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,815
I wanna meet that Mo.
371
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:11,251
Well, that Mo is gone forever.
372
00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:12,952
What a shame.
373
00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,421
Well, I'm gonna come back
tomorrow anyway.
374
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:18,992
But right now, I'm gonna take
a selfie in the left chair.
375
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,731
I see she's quite the original.
376
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,333
Now you know how I'm able
to put up with you.
377
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:36,109
You wanna touch it, don't you?
378
00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,411
- Can I?
- No.
379
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,679
Great job today, Janet.
380
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:41,681
You really bought a fresh perspective.
381
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,651
- Any trolls yet?
- Well, no more than the usual.
382
00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:46,419
Well, Gary sure hasn't left me alone.
383
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,589
Forty-three messages from one
person, that's a lot, right?
384
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,524
Huh, that's like a slow day for me.
385
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:52,670
You should have seen the reaction
386
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,560
when I posted my wedding pictures.
387
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:57,430
- You're married?
- Blissfully.
388
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,500
He's my best friend
and so good to look at.
389
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,068
When I first started on the show
390
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,971
the trolls liked to call me
a slutty train wreck.
391
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,373
- Hmm, they still do.
- Bite me bitch.
392
00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:10,443
So it doesn't bother you
what people say?
393
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,645
No, I've been dealing
with ignorance my entire life.
394
00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:14,881
Really? And, like, in school
395
00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:17,250
did teachers understand
what you were going through?
396
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:18,751
No, it was a different time.
397
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,653
You know, Caitlyn
hadn't transitioned yet
398
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,655
and trans-parent wasn't streaming then.
399
00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:26,993
It must have been very difficult
for you growing up.
400
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:29,295
Yeah, but you know,
I was lucky I had parents
401
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,798
who were there for me and
wouldn't take crap from anyone.
402
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,567
Their love's the reason
why I turned out okay
403
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,703
and got all this sickening hair.
404
00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:39,872
- Oh, it's so...
- No.
405
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:49,182
Here it is the "Lacey From Outer
Spacey" trivia wheel.
406
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,883
Oh, wow, amazing.
407
00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:54,520
So we'll find who knows
more about Lacey, you or Vance.
408
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:58,691
Gee, I better take my memory pill.
409
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,094
Oh, God. Was that an episode?
410
00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:02,328
Put that in.
411
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,597
I've actually never
really seen her show.
412
00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,644
Hello.
413
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,314
Kibby?
414
00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:23,516
I don't want you on the show,
I don't want you here.
415
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,084
Kibby, I'm sorry you're upset...
416
00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:26,953
Listen to me, Vance.
417
00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:29,033
You need stay away.
I don't care what you have to do
418
00:17:29,057 --> 00:17:31,791
to get out of it, but make sure
you don't come anywhere near me.
419
00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:44,377
So you served Maxine
Robinson and her family
420
00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:45,590
the night that her husband died?
421
00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,281
Yes, and I know what you're thinking.
422
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:52,256
How am I still a waiter
at Mil Morel 11 years later?
423
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:54,654
And, look, sometimes I wonder that too.
424
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,134
But in the past year, I've gotten a lot
425
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,769
of really good auditions
and I think it's just...
426
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,460
That's great, really is and
I'm sure it'll happen for ya.
427
00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,662
But I'm really just here
to talk about that night.
428
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,364
You remember any of the conversation?
429
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,499
Are you kidding?
430
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,300
I was eavesdropping the entire time.
431
00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:09,603
It was Maxine Robinson!
432
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,671
Fantastic. Um, was there anything
433
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,306
in particular that stood out to you?
434
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,076
Things got pretty heated.
Like Shawn got up from the table
435
00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:18,022
and looked like he was going
to fight him, but then
436
00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:20,113
Queen Maxine stepped in
and saved the day.
437
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,482
Sounds like a typical
loving family dinner?
438
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:25,085
Right, and it's just so sad
439
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:28,288
that her husband, like,
died two hours later.
440
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,858
So you were saying
Shawn was really angry?
441
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,394
It was borderline scary.
442
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:43,069
Mm, my homemade sweet potato pie.
443
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:45,438
It's so good it'll make
you smack your mama.
444
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,240
Don't give me any ideas.
445
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,387
I would love a piece, but
we're we making a cardamom cake
446
00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:51,556
on the show and I have to take
a bite for the audience.
447
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:54,414
Cardamom, who? Child, please,
you got a pie audience.
448
00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:57,083
I just need to be here with you
guys. Let me be on the show.
449
00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:59,019
- Uh, makeup, hair.
- Mom, you can't do that.
450
00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:00,987
I'm sorry, Gloria,
but we book our guests
451
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,123
for our show months in advance.
452
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,091
But can't you make an exception?
453
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,294
We're sort of like family.
454
00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:09,095
Ooh. Hi.
455
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,599
Uh, this is William
and his mother, Gloria.
456
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:13,945
- Hi.
- It's nice to meet you all.
457
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,136
How do you know Maxine?
458
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:17,052
William is the doorman in my building.
459
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,995
Hm, that's what we're calling it now.
460
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,954
Uh, Nina, did you get a piece?
461
00:19:21,022 --> 00:19:22,622
Oh, uh, I have two.
462
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,558
She's pregnant.
The baby will be mixed race.
463
00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:27,827
Who knew Maxine was so
friendly with her doorman?
464
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,629
Who knew Maxine was
friendly with anyone?
465
00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:31,431
I love this pumpkin pie.
466
00:19:31,499 --> 00:19:33,600
Baby girl, that's sweet potato pie.
467
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,669
Yeah, I really felt
the best jeans for my body are...
468
00:19:58,693 --> 00:20:01,494
Uh, don't tell me. All jeans?
469
00:20:01,563 --> 00:20:03,229
I'm more of a dress girl myself.
470
00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:04,998
Really? So you never wear pants?
471
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:08,668
Nina, Nina, why did you block
me? I thought we were friends.
472
00:20:08,737 --> 00:20:10,403
- Security!
- That wasn't very nice.
473
00:20:10,472 --> 00:20:12,405
Security!
474
00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:21,514
Nina! Nina! Nina!
475
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,183
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
476
00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:28,588
Uh, here's a video
from our high-heel jogathon.
477
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,592
Hey, he's outta here.
478
00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,761
Are you okay?
479
00:20:34,829 --> 00:20:37,030
I'm fine, Shawn. Thanks.
480
00:20:37,098 --> 00:20:41,000
Okay. Alright, we're
back in three, two...
481
00:20:43,905 --> 00:20:45,838
We apologize for the interruption
482
00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:48,174
but sometimes our "Lunch Hour" fans
483
00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:49,776
simply can't control themselves.
484
00:20:49,844 --> 00:20:52,545
Sometimes obsession is just
another form of flattery.
485
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:53,824
Well, one that we could do without.
486
00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:56,215
But while we're on the topic
of obsession
487
00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:58,251
Janet, your book is amazing.
488
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,853
Ah, thank you.
Girl lives for a good plug.
489
00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:03,054
"Redefining Realness"
is such a great title
490
00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,602
So when did you know
that you were a girl?
491
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:06,459
Oh, Heather, I've always
known I was a girl.
492
00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:08,361
Exactly, because like you said and...
493
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,997
So do you have a lot of friends?
494
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:13,967
I mean, I mean,
from your, your community.
495
00:21:14,035 --> 00:21:16,936
I have friends from lots of communities.
496
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:18,582
I think it's interesting that you talked
497
00:21:18,606 --> 00:21:20,051
about the misconceptions
that people have...
498
00:21:20,075 --> 00:21:21,715
I'm so sorry, I don't
mean to be intrusive
499
00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,176
but it's so fascinating to me.
500
00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:24,877
So when did you change
501
00:21:24,946 --> 00:21:27,080
uh... physically?
502
00:21:27,148 --> 00:21:29,782
My goodness, Heather, judging
by all the questions you have
503
00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:31,395
it sounds like you're working
through your own gender issues.
504
00:21:31,419 --> 00:21:36,289
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm definitely a real girl.
505
00:21:40,495 --> 00:21:42,628
Just as real as you are, girl.
506
00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:46,165
Except you're a real idiot.
507
00:21:49,738 --> 00:21:51,604
And we'll be right back.
508
00:21:56,077 --> 00:21:58,678
Great job yesterday, Heather.
You pissed off a transperson.
509
00:21:58,747 --> 00:22:01,514
- Your career is basically over.
- So are your 20s.
510
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,249
Bitch, I'm 24.
511
00:22:03,318 --> 00:22:04,650
I hate you.
512
00:22:04,719 --> 00:22:06,652
Sweetheart, I have some bad news.
513
00:22:06,721 --> 00:22:08,721
Oh, Heather is still a co-host?
514
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,089
Are we still doing this?
515
00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:12,489
I'll stop when she stops
being a terrible person.
516
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:16,167
Kibby, I'm sorry, but Vance
Gordon had to cancel.
517
00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,102
He had a last-minute
scheduling conflict.
518
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,104
Oh, bummer, that was gonna be so fun.
519
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,273
But no worries,
we can repurpose the wheel.
520
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,309
How about the wheel of misfortune
521
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,710
for next month's segment on STDs?
522
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,950
Great idea.
523
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,591
I know you were really looking
forward to this reunion.
524
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,249
Yeah, it was gonna be
awesome to see him again.
525
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,684
It's been so long.
526
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,286
Well, we'll try to reschedule.
527
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,528
Can't wait.
528
00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:57,600
Mm.
529
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,959
Hey, do you see the sign?
530
00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:01,817
No food, no smoke, no sex.
531
00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:05,755
Please, just one more bite.
532
00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,841
Oh, come on, this is my breakfast kebab.
533
00:23:09,239 --> 00:23:13,008
I'm pregnant. I'm starving,
and I need my iron.
534
00:23:13,076 --> 00:23:14,833
Oh.
535
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,214
Oh, baby daddy. He's probably
calling to apologize.
536
00:23:21,176 --> 00:23:22,317
- Hey.
- Hey.
537
00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:24,330
Uh, I was just calling
to make sure you're doing okay
538
00:23:24,354 --> 00:23:27,637
after our buddy Gary decided
to make a cameo yesterday.
539
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:30,892
Well, thank you.
Yeah, I'm fine.
540
00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:32,994
- I'll see you at work?
- Oh, hey, hey.
541
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:36,765
Uh, are you, uh, are you
available next Thursday at 2:00?
542
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,366
Sure. For what?
543
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:41,136
My lawyer wants to start
a conversation about custody
544
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:43,349
and I don't want things
to drag on and get contentious.
545
00:23:43,373 --> 00:23:44,839
Oh, so we're doing this now?
546
00:23:44,908 --> 00:23:46,486
I mean, Nina, we're up
against the clock here.
547
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:48,677
I'd like to have this settled
before my baby arrives.
548
00:23:48,745 --> 00:23:51,079
Our baby is not due for months
549
00:23:51,148 --> 00:23:53,188
and it's too late for this
to not get contentious.
550
00:23:53,217 --> 00:23:55,417
My lawyer and I
will definitely be there.
551
00:23:55,485 --> 00:23:57,219
Then it's a date.
552
00:24:02,159 --> 00:24:04,226
That obviously wasn't an apology.
553
00:24:06,263 --> 00:24:09,097
Fine, eat your kebab.
Just no crying.
554
00:24:16,406 --> 00:24:19,107
Maxine, I feel terrible
555
00:24:19,176 --> 00:24:21,276
about my insensitive comments yesterday.
556
00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:23,578
Do you genuinely feel
terrible or is just because
557
00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:27,215
of the backlash 'cause every
LGBTQ group is P for pissed?
558
00:24:27,284 --> 00:24:30,919
Well, honestly, I-I wasn't
being anti-transpeople
559
00:24:30,988 --> 00:24:33,088
women phobic or...
560
00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:34,356
At least not intentionally.
561
00:24:34,424 --> 00:24:36,458
Okay, how about you take
the top of the show
562
00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:38,627
and apologize to Janet?
563
00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:39,928
Thank you.
564
00:24:39,997 --> 00:24:42,097
And make sure
you apologize to her privately.
565
00:24:42,165 --> 00:24:44,266
- I've tried, I...
- Well, try harder.
566
00:24:44,334 --> 00:24:45,967
Women are stubborn.
567
00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:04,552
Nina, we need to talk.
568
00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:06,154
- Gary.
- Why did you block me?
569
00:25:06,223 --> 00:25:08,167
- I thought we were friends.
- How did you get in here?
570
00:25:08,191 --> 00:25:10,258
Your security sucks.
You really hurt my feelings.
571
00:25:10,327 --> 00:25:12,093
When you did that piece on bullying
572
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,296
I thought you were standing up
for me and now my...
573
00:25:14,364 --> 00:25:18,166
Gary, let's just get off of
the elevator and I can help you
574
00:25:18,235 --> 00:25:20,268
with whatever it is
that you need help with.
575
00:25:20,337 --> 00:25:23,705
- No, um, let's take a selfie.
- What?
576
00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:26,541
Let's, uh, let's take a selfie
and, um, then you could post it
577
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,054
everywhere and everyone
will know that we're friends.
578
00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,644
Okay, let's just get out
579
00:25:29,713 --> 00:25:32,080
and I can take as many
selfies as you want.
580
00:25:32,149 --> 00:25:34,482
Why are you making this hard?
Okay, smile. Okay.
581
00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,584
Let's have fun.
Let's have fun. Scary one.
582
00:25:36,653 --> 00:25:38,153
Let's do a scary one.
583
00:25:39,556 --> 00:25:42,524
Oh, I see they got you
your backstage pass.
584
00:25:42,592 --> 00:25:44,826
That was very kind of you, Ms. Robinson.
585
00:25:44,895 --> 00:25:46,961
Yes, do you give this VIP treatment
586
00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:49,164
to the all the doormen's mommas?
587
00:25:52,336 --> 00:25:56,171
I didn't think so because
no one is as cute as my son.
588
00:25:56,239 --> 00:25:58,506
- Let me show you the mainstage.
- Hmm.
589
00:26:02,245 --> 00:26:04,312
- You Shawn Robinson?
- Yeah.
590
00:26:04,381 --> 00:26:07,148
Detective Stagliano,
your, your mom invited me
591
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,850
to stop by the show sometime, so...
592
00:26:08,919 --> 00:26:11,319
Okay, she seems to
be doing that a lot lately.
593
00:26:11,388 --> 00:26:13,955
Yeah, yeah, just, uh, wanted
to ask you a few questions
594
00:26:14,024 --> 00:26:15,857
about Ted Windsor's death.
595
00:26:17,361 --> 00:26:18,960
I don't know how I can help you.
596
00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:22,063
Plus, the timing's not great.
We're about to go on air soon.
597
00:26:22,132 --> 00:26:24,165
I'm more than happy
to schedule a sit-down
598
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,334
at the station if you like.
599
00:26:28,638 --> 00:26:31,366
You and your mom,
uh, you seem very close.
600
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,907
Of course.
601
00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:34,843
Were you close
at the time of Ted's death?
602
00:26:34,911 --> 00:26:36,077
We've always been tight.
603
00:26:36,146 --> 00:26:38,179
What about your relationship with Ted?
604
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:41,516
- Shawn, we can't find Nina.
- What do you mean?
605
00:26:41,585 --> 00:26:43,937
She's not here and she's not
answering her phone.
606
00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:46,688
Detective, I gotta handle this.
How about I give you a call?
607
00:26:46,757 --> 00:26:48,223
I don't mind stickin' around.
608
00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:51,059
And this beats hanging out in
the smelly squad room any day.
609
00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,088
Hey, are those eggrolls
they're putting out there?
610
00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:55,234
Yeah, knock yourself out.
611
00:26:55,387 --> 00:26:56,753
- Yeah, thanks.
- Yeah.
612
00:27:08,845 --> 00:27:10,788
Hey, Nina, not cool.
613
00:27:11,148 --> 00:27:12,558
This better not be
some sort of power play
614
00:27:12,582 --> 00:27:13,960
because you know I'm gettin' a lawyer.
615
00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:16,084
This is totally unprofessional.
616
00:27:16,153 --> 00:27:18,186
Sir, Nina's stuck
on the elevator with that guy
617
00:27:18,255 --> 00:27:19,599
we kicked out of the studio yesterday.
618
00:27:19,623 --> 00:27:21,022
Jesus. Come on.
619
00:27:21,091 --> 00:27:23,302
- How long has she been there?
- No more than a few minutes.
620
00:27:23,326 --> 00:27:24,704
Why the hell isn't she
off the elevator yet?
621
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,694
- We're workin' on it, Sir.
- Work faster.
622
00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:31,032
- Mom, we have a problem.
- I heard.
623
00:27:33,437 --> 00:27:36,337
You look like you're being
held hostage in all of these.
624
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:38,940
It's a good thing I have backups. Look.
625
00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:40,675
I want pictures like that.
626
00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,411
That's what I want, okay? Like that.
627
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,846
To be honest, you've been acting
628
00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,359
very weird since we
got back from Hawaii.
629
00:27:46,383 --> 00:27:49,184
Gary, why are you doing this?
630
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:50,552
Because you don't listen.
631
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:52,687
See, I-I've sent you
like a million messages
632
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,055
and you never responded and...
633
00:27:54,124 --> 00:27:55,957
It really hurts my feelings.
634
00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,826
You're right, you're right.
635
00:27:57,894 --> 00:28:00,428
I'm sorry. I should've responded
636
00:28:00,497 --> 00:28:02,864
and I should've taken the time
to hear you out...
637
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,166
Nobody ever listens to me.
638
00:28:05,235 --> 00:28:07,402
I thought you were different.
639
00:28:07,471 --> 00:28:09,471
Um, Gary...
640
00:28:09,539 --> 00:28:12,707
so tell me,
did we have fun in Hawaii?
641
00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,375
Don't treat me like I'm crazy.
642
00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:16,778
Does this look I'm crazy? Snorkeling?
643
00:28:18,381 --> 00:28:20,982
- We have to cancel the show.
- Uh, no, I-I wouldn't.
644
00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:22,450
Crazy fans feed on attention.
645
00:28:22,519 --> 00:28:24,185
The more contained we keep it,
the better.
646
00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:26,488
Don't worry, Shawn.
I got the show covered.
647
00:28:27,891 --> 00:28:29,057
Fine.
648
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,159
What are we gonna tell
the other co-hosts?
649
00:28:33,196 --> 00:28:35,296
Nina is stuck in traffic.
650
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:38,533
Oh, no. Who's gonna make us
feel intellectually inferior?
651
00:28:38,602 --> 00:28:41,336
- I got you, boo.
- So let's have a great show.
652
00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:44,572
Janet, before we go out
there, there's just
653
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,407
there's something that I need to say.
654
00:28:46,432 --> 00:28:47,890
No need. I got your number.
655
00:28:48,014 --> 00:28:49,680
No, you don't.
656
00:28:49,913 --> 00:28:52,304
You really, you really
don't have my number.
657
00:28:52,682 --> 00:28:56,317
I know that I was asking you
a lot of questions, but...
658
00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,640
it's not because I'm judging you.
659
00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:01,089
You're totally judging.
660
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,824
- I'm not judging.
- Ladies.
661
00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:04,837
Please, you beat out
the governor of North Carolina
662
00:29:04,861 --> 00:29:06,288
for transphobe of the year.
663
00:29:06,313 --> 00:29:07,819
I'm not transphobic.
664
00:29:08,544 --> 00:29:09,991
I'm not.
665
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,321
My son is...
666
00:29:12,702 --> 00:29:15,491
Well, I guess that he's my daughter.
667
00:29:15,939 --> 00:29:18,006
She's my daughter.
668
00:29:18,074 --> 00:29:21,342
She's a... a trans.
669
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:23,420
Brad Junior?
670
00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:27,905
Ella.
671
00:29:28,785 --> 00:29:30,318
Oh, Heather.
672
00:29:31,955 --> 00:29:34,554
It's the first time
you said it out loud.
673
00:29:34,715 --> 00:29:35,847
Yes.
674
00:29:37,561 --> 00:29:40,728
"The Lunch Hour" starts now.
675
00:29:40,797 --> 00:29:45,533
And here they are,
Maxine, Kibby, Heather
676
00:29:45,602 --> 00:29:48,736
and special guest co-host Janet Mock.
677
00:29:54,999 --> 00:29:56,589
We're short a co-host,
so watch the wide.
678
00:29:56,613 --> 00:29:58,246
Hello and welcome...
679
00:29:58,315 --> 00:30:02,216
Shawn's not here, someone
has to step up and I'm head PA.
680
00:30:02,285 --> 00:30:04,485
Heather, is there something
you'd like to say?
681
00:30:04,554 --> 00:30:08,022
Thank you. Yesterday, I made
some thoughtless comments
682
00:30:08,091 --> 00:30:12,260
that were, uh... offensive.
683
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:17,298
Look, if people get so tripped up about
684
00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:19,834
how to talk about things,
no one will talk about anything.
685
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:23,671
Mistakes happen.
It's okay to be trans-ignorant.
686
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,274
It's never okay to be transphobic.
687
00:30:29,779 --> 00:30:32,246
Now that we've settled that,
can we talk about something
688
00:30:32,315 --> 00:30:34,682
that's really bugging me?
689
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:37,885
Millennials dying their hair gray.
690
00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,123
Right. I mean, if you wait
long enough, it will happen.
691
00:30:42,192 --> 00:30:43,358
For free.
692
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,937
When I found out they were throwin' away
693
00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:47,028
all of this good food
at the end of every show
694
00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:49,764
I said uh-uh. I'm takin' it home.
695
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,400
Now grab that jam jar because
if it's open, they'll toss too.
696
00:30:52,469 --> 00:30:54,268
Mom, you're not taking any of this.
697
00:30:54,337 --> 00:30:56,270
It's nice to see Maxine's so friendly
698
00:30:56,339 --> 00:30:58,106
with her building staff.
699
00:30:58,174 --> 00:30:59,474
Friendly? I got a feeling
700
00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:01,943
my son is opening
more than doors for her.
701
00:31:02,012 --> 00:31:03,311
- Mom.
- Detective.
702
00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:04,746
What are you doing here?
703
00:31:04,814 --> 00:31:06,981
There she is, the woman who's too good
704
00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:08,783
to admit she's dating my son.
705
00:31:08,852 --> 00:31:11,085
- Mom, for God's sake.
- What are you talking about?
706
00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:12,487
Dating?
707
00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:16,357
Uh, William is my doorman.
708
00:31:16,426 --> 00:31:18,159
I buy him a ham every Easter.
709
00:31:18,228 --> 00:31:19,560
Ham my ass.
710
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,396
Just because you have
this big old TV show
711
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,498
does not mean
you're better than my son.
712
00:31:23,566 --> 00:31:25,344
Just a few days ago,
you didn't even know his name.
713
00:31:25,368 --> 00:31:28,569
- That's very interesting?
- Okay, everyone, we're back.
714
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,738
Excuse me, detective, but, uh
715
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:33,508
one of us has to go and do their job.
716
00:31:45,652 --> 00:31:46,852
Open the goddamn door.
717
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,954
Just move back and let us do our job.
718
00:31:49,907 --> 00:31:52,048
And then my Boss accuses me of stealing?
719
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:54,526
Which I wasn't,
and I tried to tell him that
720
00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:56,228
but he wouldn't listen, you know.
721
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:57,395
He just doesn't listen.
722
00:31:57,464 --> 00:31:59,331
I understand how frustrated you are.
723
00:31:59,399 --> 00:32:00,966
Did you know that
every day on this show
724
00:32:01,034 --> 00:32:02,667
Heather doesn't listen to a word I say?
725
00:32:02,736 --> 00:32:04,602
She should. She should.
726
00:32:05,305 --> 00:32:06,371
Exactly.
727
00:32:08,548 --> 00:32:10,882
Welcome back, uh, and now we're going
728
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,162
from trans talk to our favorite
segment, trash talk.
729
00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:17,197
Yay, finally.
730
00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:18,198
What celebrities are hooking up?
731
00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:19,700
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun
732
00:32:19,768 --> 00:32:22,202
without Nina telling us we're shallow.
733
00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:24,538
Why shouldn't there be
paid maternity leave
734
00:32:24,606 --> 00:32:27,305
gun control
and mental healthcare for all?
735
00:32:28,177 --> 00:32:30,277
- Absolutely.
- Right.
736
00:32:30,346 --> 00:32:31,979
Well, according to "Celebrity Fever"
737
00:32:32,047 --> 00:32:34,147
Selena Gomez might have a new beau.
738
00:32:34,216 --> 00:32:35,916
Oh, that's old news. I have the scoop
739
00:32:35,985 --> 00:32:39,891
and it involves someone
you know very, very well.
740
00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:41,548
Me.
741
00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,587
Camera 3, push in on Maxine.
742
00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:46,960
I want you all to
be the first to know that
743
00:32:47,029 --> 00:32:48,628
I am happily dating...
744
00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:51,465
Ooh, ooh, let me guess.
You're dating Stedman.
745
00:32:51,533 --> 00:32:53,712
Yeah, it has your picture of you
with him at the Image Awards
746
00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:56,336
and Oprah was enraged and slapped you?
747
00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:58,205
- What?
- Kibby, none of that's true.
748
00:32:58,273 --> 00:33:00,741
And no, I'm not dating Stedman
749
00:33:00,809 --> 00:33:01,975
and neither is Oprah.
750
00:33:02,044 --> 00:33:03,577
Shade.
751
00:33:03,645 --> 00:33:07,204
I am dating a wonderful man,
William McCann.
752
00:33:07,229 --> 00:33:09,363
William McCann is my doorman.
753
00:33:09,651 --> 00:33:12,319
And although I've known him
for many years
754
00:33:12,388 --> 00:33:14,955
we only became a couple
a little while ago.
755
00:33:15,024 --> 00:33:17,157
- Holy shit.
- I knew it.
756
00:33:17,226 --> 00:33:19,727
My son could never hide
anything from me.
757
00:33:19,763 --> 00:33:21,180
Well, congratulations.
758
00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:23,376
She's quite a catch.
759
00:33:25,067 --> 00:33:27,868
I think we really understand
each other, Gary.
760
00:33:27,936 --> 00:33:31,071
You need to keep speaking up. Okay?
761
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,606
Everybody needs to be heard.
762
00:33:32,674 --> 00:33:35,075
Shut up, although now
when I think about it
763
00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:36,810
your doorman is pretty hot.
764
00:33:36,879 --> 00:33:38,545
I think we got her.
765
00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:41,548
I want him cuffed and detained.
766
00:33:41,617 --> 00:33:43,984
We're friends, it's okay. Nina. Nina.
767
00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:47,048
No, Gary, friends don't hold
friends hostage.
768
00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:49,662
Look, I hope you get the help
that you need and...
769
00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:52,064
- If you need an advocate, I...
- You'll help me?
770
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:53,332
I can recommend someone.
771
00:33:53,401 --> 00:33:55,601
- Nina, Nina.
- Come on.
772
00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:58,838
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
773
00:34:01,342 --> 00:34:02,342
Are you okay?
774
00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:05,077
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm just...
775
00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:07,346
I'm a little rattled.
776
00:34:07,415 --> 00:34:09,815
- But I'm okay.
- Look, Nina, I'm so sorry.
777
00:34:09,884 --> 00:34:12,418
I didn't mean any
of that crap I said before.
778
00:34:12,486 --> 00:34:14,735
Listen, I don't, I don't
know what we are...
779
00:34:15,456 --> 00:34:16,837
but we're something.
780
00:34:17,658 --> 00:34:19,358
We are.
781
00:34:20,499 --> 00:34:21,962
So what do we do?
782
00:34:23,274 --> 00:34:25,977
How about until we figure it
out, we call off the lawyers?
783
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,657
That works.
784
00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:30,243
And do me a favor.
785
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,571
Don't listen to your messages.
786
00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:39,812
And they just carried Gary away?
787
00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:41,547
I feel bad for him.
788
00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:43,415
Well, as bad as you can feel for someone
789
00:34:43,484 --> 00:34:45,117
who's crazy and trying to kill you.
790
00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:46,680
Are you sure you're okay?
791
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,787
Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
792
00:34:48,856 --> 00:34:51,391
So come on, tell me.
What did I miss?
793
00:34:51,525 --> 00:34:53,959
Well, you know, the ushe,
we talked about body image
794
00:34:54,021 --> 00:34:57,589
and men being terrible
and Maxine's dating her doorman
795
00:34:57,658 --> 00:34:59,555
and Heather's kid is trans.
796
00:35:00,329 --> 00:35:01,927
What, oh, wait, what?
797
00:35:01,995 --> 00:35:04,029
Uh, Nina, come with me.
798
00:35:04,097 --> 00:35:05,564
I've got a doctor waiting for you.
799
00:35:05,632 --> 00:35:07,632
- Oh, Maxine...
- I don't wanna hear it.
800
00:35:09,236 --> 00:35:10,569
Okay.
801
00:35:13,607 --> 00:35:15,313
It's my grandchild in there.
802
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,641
Are you really dating your doorman?
803
00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:20,579
It's a long story.
804
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,220
Uh, Heather, wait.
805
00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:35,060
I thought Ella might like this.
806
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,485
Little girls love sparkly
things in their hair.
807
00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:39,813
I know I did.
808
00:35:42,157 --> 00:35:43,390
Kibby.
809
00:35:46,555 --> 00:35:49,352
Ella will really like this.
810
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,945
Well, give me a hug, you whore.
811
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,589
Ramona, hey, uh, great job
today. These are for you.
812
00:36:27,614 --> 00:36:30,110
Oh, my God. Thank you.
813
00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:33,237
This has been the best day of my life.
814
00:36:36,787 --> 00:36:38,787
That is so sad. Mm.
815
00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:45,938
So...
816
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,333
You and William.
817
00:36:48,402 --> 00:36:50,468
I've got like a million
questions to most of which
818
00:36:50,537 --> 00:36:52,274
- I don't wanna know the answer to.
- Good.
819
00:36:53,103 --> 00:36:55,337
Cheers to another crappy day.
820
00:36:57,952 --> 00:36:59,351
So, um...
821
00:37:02,142 --> 00:37:05,594
I saw you talking to that detective.
822
00:37:05,879 --> 00:37:07,812
Yeah. He was all over me
823
00:37:07,881 --> 00:37:10,243
about what I was doing
the night that Ted died.
824
00:37:10,337 --> 00:37:11,828
But then all that stuff
happened with Nina...
825
00:37:11,852 --> 00:37:13,451
We're gonna need to talk.
826
00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:16,254
You know
827
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:18,924
I, I still think about
that night all the time.
828
00:37:19,374 --> 00:37:20,874
It's hard not to.
829
00:37:22,362 --> 00:37:24,407
You lyin' piece of shit,
where's my money? It's all gone!
830
00:37:24,431 --> 00:37:25,797
- Calm down.
- What did you do?
831
00:37:25,866 --> 00:37:27,799
You know, you're a spoiled brat
who runs to mommy
832
00:37:27,868 --> 00:37:29,434
to clean up all of your messes.
833
00:37:29,503 --> 00:37:31,002
Don't you put your hands on me!
834
00:37:31,071 --> 00:37:33,471
- Shawn, come on, come on.
- You get control of him.
835
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:36,063
Don't you ever talk
to my son like that again.
836
00:37:40,698 --> 00:37:42,587
Honey, it wasn't your fault.
837
00:37:45,532 --> 00:37:46,735
You're damn right
838
00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,487
and I don't feel a bit guilty.
839
00:37:57,197 --> 00:37:59,164
It's so pretty.
840
00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:00,465
Why don't you put it on?
841
00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:02,180
But we're not at home.
842
00:38:03,337 --> 00:38:04,903
Mommy's changing the rules a little.
843
00:38:05,321 --> 00:38:08,540
From now on,
you get to be you anywhere.
844
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:11,352
And we're gonna start
looking for a new school.
845
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:15,093
And until then Mommy is going
to homeschool you.
846
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:17,419
Good, you can help me
with long division.
847
00:38:25,532 --> 00:38:27,132
Thank you very much.
848
00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:28,478
All my mother can talk about now
849
00:38:28,502 --> 00:38:30,835
is how Maxine Robinson
is her daughter-in-law.
850
00:38:31,024 --> 00:38:34,016
Evidently, we're doing Thanksgiving
at your house in Aspen.
851
00:38:34,408 --> 00:38:36,775
Sorry, my hand was forced.
852
00:38:36,843 --> 00:38:38,610
By the detective or my mother?
853
00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:40,599
No, honestly, they both scare
the hell out of me.
854
00:38:40,647 --> 00:38:42,825
If they find out we were
together the night that Ted died
855
00:38:42,849 --> 00:38:44,783
it'll look like an episode
of "Dateline".
856
00:38:44,851 --> 00:38:47,652
Two passionate lovers driven to madness.
857
00:38:47,721 --> 00:38:49,487
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
858
00:38:49,556 --> 00:38:53,063
But instead you're the guy
who was right under my nose for years
859
00:38:53,451 --> 00:38:55,251
who I suddenly saw for the first time.
860
00:38:55,429 --> 00:38:56,895
You're such a romantic.
861
00:38:56,964 --> 00:38:59,631
Well, William, isn't it
time we went public?
862
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:02,434
I mean, look at us.
Who else do I show my Spanx to?
863
00:39:02,502 --> 00:39:03,977
I like to spank your Spanx.
864
00:39:05,563 --> 00:39:07,439
But I just would have liked
to have been told
865
00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:08,787
before you told the whole world.
866
00:39:08,842 --> 00:39:11,476
Well, not the whole world,
just 2.5 million US
867
00:39:11,545 --> 00:39:13,860
and another 5 million worldwide.
868
00:39:14,281 --> 00:39:17,485
Look, darling, I'm unpredictable.
869
00:39:17,918 --> 00:39:20,552
It's one of the things
you love about me.
870
00:39:20,621 --> 00:39:22,399
You do keep people guessing.
871
00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:45,069
Next time on Daytime Divas...
872
00:39:45,112 --> 00:39:47,078
Ne Hey, Max,
happy to see me?.."
873
00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:48,680
Hi, Star Jones.
874
00:39:48,749 --> 00:39:50,493
I'd watch my back
if I were you, little girl.
875
00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:52,417
It's just an honor to be nominated.
876
00:39:52,486 --> 00:39:53,952
We don't win. We never win.
877
00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,920
- Hi.
- Brad, what are you doing here?
878
00:39:55,989 --> 00:39:58,990
- Kibby, it's your space dad.
- There's my girl.
879
00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,536
What is this I hear
about "Morning Talk"?
880
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,893
They made an offer.
881
00:40:01,962 --> 00:40:04,002
So make a choice, Jason.
You want Mo or you want me?
882
00:40:04,031 --> 00:40:05,708
I have an appointment
with that detective tomorrow.
883
00:40:05,732 --> 00:40:07,610
Oh, there's no need to worry.
You know what to say.
884
00:40:07,634 --> 00:40:09,501
My mom is lying to me
about something important
885
00:40:09,569 --> 00:40:11,136
and I don't know what to do about it.
886
00:40:11,204 --> 00:40:12,626
Mind your own goddamn business.
887
00:40:12,704 --> 00:40:17,251
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