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Morning, sunshine.
Up and at 'em.
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Your morning attitude?
It's off‐putting.
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I'm gonna need you
to watch your sister
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for a couple hours
today, okay?
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Babysitting.
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If you've got
a younger sibling,
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you're gonna get roped
into it sooner or later.
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Thankfully,
I pretty much
rule at it.
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Crazy idea.
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what if we spent the day
making a new...
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chore wheel?
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Liv, I love you, I do,
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but someone needs to
save you from yourself.
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What if, instead,
we spent this 20 bucks
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Mom left us
in case of emergencies?
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But this isn't an emergency.
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If we're talking chore wheels,
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this is as dire as it gets.
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Olivia:
Um... you're sure we need
Sugar‐Frosted Blammo Bombs?
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The fact that you
even have to ask that
tells that me we do.
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Get climbin'.
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Um... these shelves
don't feel super‐sturdy.
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Are you watching me?
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Of course I am.
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Well, there's no swelling,
so that's good.
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You sure you're okay?
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I'm fine.
Plus, how could I be mad?
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You introduced me to these guys.
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See? Babysitting's
a piece of cake.
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I'm Gabby Duran,
and this is the story
of how I became
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the best babysitter
in the galaxy.
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Aw, Katrina and Michelle!
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I miss those girls.
You should call them.
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There's no reason you girls
can't still be friends.
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Mom, it's been three weeks,
and we moved eight states away.
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They moved on.
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They have not moved on.
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They've already replaced me.
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You see this girl?
I don't know this girl.
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Say hello to Gabby 2.0.
The new me.
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Can we just move back to Miami?
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Gabby, I know this
has been hard for you,
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but it is what's best
for the family.
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I mean, the school district
here has a gifted program
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that can challenge Olivia
in ways that her other school
just couldn't.
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And Mom was offered
an on‐air position
for Local 6.
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I'm on mugs now!
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Mugs, Gabby!
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Wow, that does actually
make me feel better.
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‐Really?
‐Nope.
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Look, I'm glad that
you two have a new job
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and a new school,
but what do I have here?
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You will find
something, Gabby.
I know you.
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Pretty soon, you're gonna
get your picture on a mug.
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You know,
metaphorically speaking.
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Join the Mysteries
of Havensburg Club.
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Hey, do you have a second to‐‐
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You! You look like
a person who might wanna‐‐
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Cool, we'll talk later!
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Gabby!
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Care to join the Mysteries
of Havensburg Club?
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We investigate weird
and potentially paranormal
occurrences around the town.
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You know, ghosts, Big Feet,
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Dobek the Janitor.
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I think he's been
collecting student garbage.
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I'm pretty sure the reason is
paranormal‐slash‐supernatural
in nature.
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I'd bring my trash home
with me if I were you.
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So, you interested
in signing up?
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We could use a second member.
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You know, it weirdly does
sound kinda fun, but...
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I don't think I'm gonna be
in this town for much longer.
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Man: Gabby Duran to theprincipal's office.
Now.
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I'm getting
kicked out of school.
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Mmmm.
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A curious thing happened
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as I stepped out
to my automobile today.
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It said "Gabby Duran did this"
with your student I. D.
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So tell me, Gabby, was
the sprayed paint correct?
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Did you indeed cover my
automobile with duct tape?
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Yup. You caught me.
It was me.
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Then, I suppose...
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I need to thank you!
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Clearly you were just
trying to protect it
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from falling bird excrement.
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And I must say,
I understand the impulse.
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I, too,
despise all these birds
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and their free‐wheeling,
excrete‐as‐you‐may lifestyle.
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It's an affront to
civilized people everywhere.
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So thank you, Gabby,
for helping your fellow man.
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So, am I getting kicked
out of school, or...?
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I should think not.
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Okay, then.
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I want you to remember that
you left me with no choice.
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What were you thinking?
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He could have kicked
you out of school!
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But, Mom, I‐‐
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I know. I know.
I went too far this time.
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You duct‐taped the man's car!
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I just...
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I wanna go back
to my old life.
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Gabby, this is your life now.
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You have to try
and make the best of it.
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I mean, look at your sister:
she was just named
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Student of Month at her school.
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Student of the Month?
We've only been here
three weeks!
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What can I say?
It's been a whirlwind.
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Okay, well, we're gonna
need to get in front of this.
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You and I are going over
to Principal Swift's house
to apologize.
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Going over to his house?
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Look, Mom, I know I stepped
over the line this time,
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but how about I just do it
at school tomorrow?
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Because I don't know
that you will
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do it at school
tomorrow, Gabby.
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I mean, you're trashing
principals' offices now?
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Who knows what you're gonna do?
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Fine. I'll go apologize.
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But I'm gonna do it
on my own, okay?
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So I can prove to you
I'm a responsible,
trustworthy person.
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Oh, Gabby, wait.
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Bring him one of these.
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What? People love mugs.
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Doesn't even trust me
to apologize.
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My own mother!
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Hello?
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Principal Swift?
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Way to pick a super
creepy house, guy.
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Anybody?
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I'm 100% not coming
back here again!
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Well, I guess this was all
just one big waste of‐‐
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‐Get away from me, you...
‐Ow! Listen!
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whatever you are!
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Ow! Time out!
Time out! Time out!
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What is going ahhhh...
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Orb:
Consciousness detected.
State your name.
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State my name?
State your name!
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I have rights, you know!
You can't just go and‐‐
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Orb:
Subject hostile.
Begin probing sequence.
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Gabby:
Hey! Don't you get any closer!
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I, uh, took
two years of karate!
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Orb:
Probability assessment:
subject is lying.
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Gabby:
Principal Swift?
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What is going on?
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Come, Gabby.
There is much to discuss.
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Okay, first item to discuss:
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Where are we?!
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My basement.
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Oooh, yummy!
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‐So, you two are‐‐
‐Aliens, yes.
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Jeremy and I are Gor‐Mons.
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We are shapeshifters
from the planet Gor‐Mona.
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Uh, shrimp cocktail?
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I'm told it's a very
popular human meal.
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‐I'm good, thanks.
‐Oh.
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Also, I don't think you're
supposed to eat the tails.
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Oh! Mmmm. Ah.
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Well, there. When in Rome.
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Now, Jeremy is heir to
the Gor‐Monite throne.
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But there are some on our planet
who would be less than happy
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to see Jeremy rise to
the position of Supreme Leader.
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You get in my mouth, shrimp!
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Really? That kid?
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‐ Can't imagine why.
‐ Yes.
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Now, as his uncle,
it is my job
to keep him hidden here
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until he comes of age.
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Keeping our alien
identities a secret
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is of the utmost importance.
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However, Jeremy has certain
behavioral challenges
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that can complicate things.
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Stupid thing's broken!
I'm calling the police!
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Oh, stop that!
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Now, my job at the school
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helps us to blend in
seamlessly to Earth culture‐‐
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Sorry. Shrimp tail.
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But what it also means
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is that I can't watch
him all the time.
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Now, as such,
I require a good babysitter.
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Now, that is where
you come in.
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Whoa, whoa, hold up.
Babysitting?
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‐That's what this is about?
‐Mm‐hmm.
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Sorry to say but you got
the wrong kid, Swifty.
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Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby,
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.
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I have precisely
the right kid.
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Now, you may be
the most fearless,
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resourceful human
I have ever met.
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The way you handled
yourself in the basement.
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The way you attacked Jeremy
when he revealed
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his true,
admittedly hideous self.
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The way you nobly
shielded my car
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from the droppings
of those foul, vile birds.
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‐Again, that's really not‐‐
‐Gabbity Gab Gab‐‐
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There is something
special about you.
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Now, if anyone on Earth
can babysit Jeremy...
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you can.
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Wait. You want her
to babysit me?
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Yes, Jeremy.
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That is literally what
we've been talking about
this entire time.
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No way! Humans are gross!
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And that one
smells like taquitos.
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Hey! Taquitos are awesome!
You're gross!
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‐You're gross!
‐Jeremy‐‐
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Jeremy, why don't you
go and help yourself
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to an ice cream sandwich
from the freezer?
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Free ice cream sandwich? Baller.
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But this isn't over, human.
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You and me are now
serious frenemies.
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So. What do you think?
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Yeah. I'm in.
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Wesley!
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Oh! Look who didn't get
kicked out of school!
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Yep. I guess
I'm here to stay.
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Speaking of which,
does that club of yours
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ever talk about, like...
aliens?
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Um, only all the time.
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I've never actually
been able to prove
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the existence of aliens
in Havensburg, though.
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‐Oh.
‐If they are here, they are
super good at blending in.
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‐Yeah.
‐So, does this mean
you wanna join the club?
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‐Sure. Why not?
‐Wait. Really?
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Yeah. You seem cool.
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And I'm starting to think
this club is something
I should really be a part of.
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Yes! You are not
gonna regret this!
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"Mr. Principal Swift."
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So, your first name
is "Principal"?
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Yes.
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Your name is just
"Principal Swift"?
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Yes, Gabby. Of course!
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How else would people know
that I'm a principal?
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Wait. So you
go to the dentist‐‐
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Gabby, please!
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Please, we need to finish
going through the rules.
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Now, "Rules 74:
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Absolutely no soda pop
of any sort."
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No soda? Why not?
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Well, that was
covered extensively
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in the orientation
materials I gave you.
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Now, you did read
the orientation materials
I gave you?
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Of course!
I mean, who doesn't love
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long, boring binders
of instruction?
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Exactly!
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Now, I'm holding
a mandatory safety seminar
for the teachers,
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and I should be back
in a few hours.
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Oh, and you will need this.
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Cool. One super old phone.
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No. One incredibly powerful
piece of alien technology
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to aid you in your
babysitting duties.
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00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,645
Now, as you can see,
I have disguised it
247
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,398
to seamlessly blend
into Earth culture.
248
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,651
I won't waste time
explaining how to use it,
249
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,445
as that was also
covered extensively
250
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,739
in the orientation
materials I gave you.
251
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,449
Now, if you'll excuse me.
252
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,957
Gabby, you are
now responsible
253
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,918
for the future leader
of an entire planet.
254
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,503
I'm placing a lot
of trust in you.
255
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,338
Swifty, come on!
256
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,133
I got this!
Everything is gonna be fine!
257
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,478
You were right.
Taquitos rule.
258
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:17,315
Told ya, kid.
I got mad wisdom.
259
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,151
Whoa.
260
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,737
So, what's up with
your shapeshifting, huh?
261
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,615
Can you just, like, change
into whatever you want, or...?
262
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,200
I wish!
263
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,994
Gor‐Mons are
digestive shapeshifters,
264
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,955
which means I can only
change into things I eat.
265
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,458
So you, like... ate a kid?
266
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,043
The hair of one.
267
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,253
Cool, cool.
268
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,674
I can't believe Principal
let you use that.
269
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,469
He never lets me do anything
because he thinks I'll mess up
270
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,429
and let everyone
know we're aliens.
271
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,265
You know, I've never
even gone bowling.
272
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,143
Or to the movies.
Or a drive‐thru.
273
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,687
Seriously? You've never
been to a drive‐thru?
274
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,273
That's messed up, man.
Drive‐thrus rule.
275
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,025
I bet they do!
276
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:05,029
Sometimes I just wish
he trusted me more, you know?
277
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,989
Yeah, I know how that goes.
278
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,075
My mom doesn't really
trust me, either.
279
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,828
Even though I'm pretty much
like the most responsible
person I know.
280
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,417
Ummm...
281
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,171
What's happening to me?
282
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,007
Uh... probably nothing.
283
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,050
But still‐‐
284
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,556
‐Principal: Yes, Gabby?
‐Hey Swifty, quick question:
285
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,225
hypothetically, if Jeremy's
stomach was, like, uh...
286
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,937
...bubbling a little,
what would that be all about?
287
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,232
Well, Jeremy assimilates
the molecular structure
288
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,650
of anything he ingests.
289
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,028
So, if you gave himsoda pop, for example,
290
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,239
it would mean that
his body has absorbed
291
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,159
the volatile, carbonated
qualities of the drink,
292
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,077
effectively turning him
into a time bomb
293
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,246
that would explode
in approximately one hour,
294
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,583
destroying him and anythingelse in a hundred‐foot radius.
295
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,003
But you definitely did not
give him soda pop, correct?
296
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,385
You really think I'd do
something that irresponsible?
297
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,429
Honestly, it's like you
don't even know me at all.
298
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,390
Very well, then.
I have to go. Bye‐bye!
299
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:21,981
So, don't make a whole
big thing of this, but...
300
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,191
it looks like
you're gonna blow up.
301
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,032
Okay, no need to panic.
We've got like‐‐
302
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,201
Like 47 minutes
to figure this out.
303
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,911
I'm gonna be okay,
though, right, Gabby?
304
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,245
I mean, after I blow up?
305
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,955
Um... yeah, sure. Why not?
306
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,000
Bingo! Orientation materials!
307
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,418
Okay, here we go.
308
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,590
"To prevent explosion,
feed your child sodium silicate,
309
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,634
"a mineral found in
the soil of Zzzanzar VII,
310
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,385
"some poly‐dimensional
light beings,
311
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,970
and Gor‐Monite breath mints."
312
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,474
Mmmm.
313
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,769
That's it! Swift's always
popping those weird mints!
314
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,271
Baller!
I'll just call him and‐‐
315
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,982
No way, you doof!
He cannot find out
about this.
316
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,819
Wait. I thought we didn't
want me to blow up.
317
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,489
Jeremy, do you see
that mantle over there?
318
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,575
My whole life, my mom
and sister have been
319
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,078
doing these great things
and getting all these awards.
320
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,290
But me? I've always just
been the family screw‐up.
321
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,961
But this babysitting job
is my chance to do
something great, too.
322
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,046
Principal Principal Swift
is trusting me
323
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,382
with one of the most important
jobs in the galaxy,
324
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,050
and I am not about to make
him think I can't do it.
325
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,345
Now, let's do
the responsible thing
326
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,222
and go steal some breath mints.
327
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:40,059
Abdominal thrust!
Abdominal thrust!
328
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,564
Now, it's very important
to always wear a hat.
329
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,857
You sure about this?
330
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:50,278
No, you're right.
Let's just go home
and let you explode!
331
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,114
C'mon, trust me!
I'm a wizard!
332
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,449
Wesley:
Gabby?
333
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,785
Oh! Hi, Wesley!
334
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,997
What, uh‐‐ what are you
doing here after school?
335
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,498
Well, I left some
trash in my locker
336
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,125
and I gotta get to it
before Dobek does,
337
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,127
'cause my DNA's
all over that stuff.
338
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,336
Mm‐hmm.
339
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,840
‐What are you doing here?
‐Me? I‐‐ I'm‐‐
340
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,967
We're here to steal
my uncle's breath mints,
so I don't explode.
341
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,220
I'm Jeremy, by the way.
342
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,930
I'm an ali... en.
343
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,560
Sorry, bud.
Couldn't let you
hear that last part.
344
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,187
Okay, now we just
need a distraction
345
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,856
so we can get those min‐‐
346
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,403
How would you feel about
eating some dead bird?
347
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,115
And one more abdominal thrust!
348
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,828
Now, that brings us
to our next issue:
349
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,457
my automobile is currently
covered in duct tape.
350
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,043
Can anyone give me a ride home?
351
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,174
Ah! I knew this day would come!
352
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,509
Principal: You couldn't
defile my vehicle,
353
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,720
so you come for me
instead, eh, bird?
354
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,389
Well, come at me!
355
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,561
Now, no one panic!
I will establish dominance!
356
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,564
Ka‐kaw! Ka‐kaw!
I'm the boss!
357
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,026
I'm the boss here!
Ka‐kaw!
358
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,695
Ka‐kaw! Ka‐kaw!
359
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:22,203
Ka‐kaw! I'm the boss!
I'm the boss here! Ka‐kaw!
360
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,455
Ahhhh!
361
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,502
‐It's about time!
‐Sorry.
362
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,671
That guy really hates birds!
363
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,005
‐Did you get the mints?
‐Right here.
364
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,219
‐Gabby: Empty?
‐Jeremy: No mints.
365
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,515
I'm gonna blow up.
366
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,434
You know, I'm starting to think
367
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,436
you might not be
a very good babysitter.
368
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,065
No. I'm a great babysitter!
369
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,026
We've still got one more shot.
370
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,700
‐Hey, Swifty!
‐Gabby, what are you‐‐
371
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,680
‐I did it! I caught
food in my mouth!
‐Yeah!
372
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,473
Also, you're not gonna die!
373
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,850
That, too!
374
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,311
Principal:
Ahem!
375
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,441
What you two did today
was completely reckless
376
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,694
and could have easily resulted
in Jeremy's explosion.
377
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,655
However, it did not.
378
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:44,076
And you did display
remarkable poise and ingenuity
379
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,953
in an emergency situation,
380
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,247
which should probably
count for something.
381
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,042
So... am I fired?
382
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,128
Well, given the circumstances,
383
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:57,214
I think it's fair to let
you off with a stern warning,
384
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,676
provided nothing
like this ever...
385
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,970
ever happens again.
386
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,809
And you, Jeremy.
That aerial attack was...
387
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,144
very convincing.
388
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:14,607
If you could convince me
you were one of those
winged abominations,
389
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,400
perhaps I've underestimated you.
390
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,986
And maybe to make up for that,
391
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,613
you two could pick up some
drive‐thru on the way home?
392
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,950
Well, I suppose so.
393
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,704
‐Baller.
‐Also, can I borrow
some of your trash?
394
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,414
I sort of did something
to a friend of mine
395
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,999
and need to make it up to him.
396
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,090
What happened?
397
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,429
"Stop asking questions."
398
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,848
Trash.
399
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,725
Dobek.
400
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,062
I was right!
401
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,025
So. What do you think?
402
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,820
I figure we can put it
on the mantle downstairs.
403
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,907
"Daughter of the Month"?
Mom, this is incredibly lame.
404
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,408
I know.
405
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,036
It's just that
Principal Swift told me
406
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,206
what a great job you did
babysitting for him.
407
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,291
And I'm sorry I've been
so hard on you lately.
408
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,752
I know this whole
moving thing
hasn't been easy.
409
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,629
Yeah, well,
I suppose I probably
410
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,130
could have handled
things a bit better.
411
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,759
It's true.
But that's how we learn.
412
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,177
I'm proud of your growth, sis.
413
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,846
Thanks, Liv.
414
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:31,517
Oh! I also... got you this.
415
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,234
What? People love mugs!
416
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,198
Principal:
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
417
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,243
Ah, that's what
babysitting geniuses are for.
418
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,369
So, what's up?
419
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,670
What the‐‐?
420
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,215
Principal:
Jeremy and I aren't
the only aliens
421
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,050
who need babysitting help.
422
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,970
Hi!
423
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,264
Hello.
424
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:23,819
Wow!
425
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,489
One of you smells real bad.
426
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,161
Next time on Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
427
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,204
I'm Gabby,
your new babysitter?
428
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,497
I wanna go out in the world!
429
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,585
Wesley is a good person.
430
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:43,130
But he must never discover
the existence of aliens.
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