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♪♪
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[growling]
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Who knew a flying rock
covered in Symbiote gunk
could move this fast?
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I am Groot.
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Well, that's good news.
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Groot says this goop grenade's
heading straight for Spartax.
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My family is on Spartax, Rocket.
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How is being infested
by vicious ink creatures
good news?
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I thought you hated
your dad, Quill.
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That doesn't mean
I want my sister
and billions of people
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covered in feral,
rage-fueled Symbiotes!
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Agreed. It would be
an inappropriate
form of vengeance.
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Drax the Destroyer
knows vengeance.
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And not much else.
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Okay, look.
Here's an idea.
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What say we warn my baby sis
about the space
parasite fastball
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speeding
toward her planet?
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Okay, you are not
my baby sis.
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This is General Glogug.
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Empress Victoria
is not to be disturbed.
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Especially by you, Star-Lord.
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Really? Well, I think
she'd wanna know.
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About the Symbiote-infested
comet you're chasing?
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I assure you,
we have that situation
well in hand.
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The comet will be destroyed
as soon as it is within range.
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We already tried that.
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If you blow up the comet,
it'll just rain down Symbiotes
all over Spartax.
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No offense,
but the Spartax Imperial Fleet
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is far more sophisticated
than a single derelict ship
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manned by a ragtag band
of pseudo-pirates.
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Why do people
always say "no offense"
right before they offend you?
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More importantly,
how do we get
Victoria's attention now?
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We can't shout
in the vacuum of space.
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You're right, Gamora,
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so I'm gonna have to shout
a little louder.
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[grunts]
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I told the Star-Lord
you were engaged
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in a delicate
military operation
and shooed him away.
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And that worked?
My brother is nothing
if not persistent.
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[Quill screams, grunts]
[thud]
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Ohhh...
[glass squeaking]
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[Victoria sighs]
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Open hatch 5
before he drools
all over the windshield.
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Baby sis, look.
I knew you'd--
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Aah! Ow.
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What part
of "delicate military operation"
did you not comprehend?
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Look, we were trying to warn you
not to blow up that comet.
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The comet you created
by blowing up an entire planet,
if my intel is accurate?
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Well, does your "intel" mention
that comet is full of--
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Space parasites
that turn people
into feral rage monsters.
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I know what Symbiotes are,
Peter.
Okay, so you know then
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that the only things that even
slow 'em down are electricity,
sound, and massive heat.
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Blowing up, not so much.
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If even a fragment
of that comet
lands on Spartax--
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Empress, the comet's
nearly in range.
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What are your orders?
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Tell the fleet to fall back
and everyone aboard
to abandon ship.
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Empress?
Say what now?
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That's an order, General.
[alarm blaring]
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[General Glogug over P.A.]
All personnel,
evacuate the ship.
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This is not a drill.
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Okay, it's been awhile
since I've been on this ship,
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but aren't the escape pods
the other way?
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They are.
Take one and evacuate.
I have an empire to save.
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So how do you save an empire
with no one else on the ship?
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By deliberately smashing
this ship into the comet.
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Why are you still aboard?
[laughs]
I'm sorry.
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I thought you just said,
"Smash this ship
into the comet."
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[engine revving]
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Wait. You're really gonna
smash this ship into the comet?
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Vicky, do not smash the ship
into the comet.
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You were right, Peter.
Blowing it up won't work.
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But the fuel on this ship
should bring enough massive heat
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to incinerate every last
Symbiote on that comet.
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What about the part
where we incinerate
with it?
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Why do you think I ordered you
to abandon ship?
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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This is what a true leader does.
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They put the needs
of their people
over their own petty survival.
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Well, it's kind of hard to lead
from the middle
of a flaming inferno.
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[beeping]
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How about instead we graze
the comet on one side,
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while the Milano
pulls on the other side
with a tractor beam?
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Look, we might be able
to deflect it away from Spartax
and into the sun,
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like a bank shot in pool.
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Why would you shoot something
while swimming?
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It's an Earth thing.
Don't worry. I got this.
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Quill, what's going on?
Huh?
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Guys, execute Plan Bank Shot:
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Eight Ball in the Side Pocket.
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They actually
know what that means?
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Oh, yeah.
Another krutackin'
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stupid Quill plan
we never tried.
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I will not do this
untested. I--
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Sorry, sis,
but you gotta trust me.
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[grunting]
No, I don't!
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Aw, come on.
Just trust me a little.
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No.
Why not?
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Past experience.
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[both gasp]
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[soft mechanical whining]
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This stupid plan of yours
better work, Quill!
[grunts]
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[Quill]
Why does nobody trust my plan?
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Yes! Told ya!
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Now let's
get off this rock.
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Aw, krutack.
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Excellent. We've upgraded
from being a flaming inferno
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to being covered
with Symbiotes!
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No wonder Father left you
with pirates.
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[Spartaxian officer]
Imperial Fleet in reach.
Cannon locked on target.
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Sir, we're awaiting orders
from the empress,
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but her flagship
does not respond.
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Hmm?
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Then we must assume the worst.
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Quill, you alive
under that gunk?
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[static]
Guys...
[unintelligible]
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I can hear you,
but I cannot understand you.
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That's nothing new.
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Vicky and I...
[continues unintelligible]
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Attention Spartax forces.
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Empress Victoria
and the Star-Lord
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have been overwhelmed
by Symbiotes.
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I am taking command
of this fleet.
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Prepare to destroy
that comet.
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General, hold your fire.
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The Star-Lord
and Empress Victoria
are still alive.
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Their flagship's
inside the comet.
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You'll forgive me
if I don't trust the word
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of a daughter of Thanos.
Ugh!
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Then trust the word
of Drax the Destroyer.
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That comet is no threat
to Spartax, General.
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It is heading
straight for your sun.
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I am Groot.
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If you won't take our word,
then at least give us
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the chance
to save our friends.
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Or you could just
go down in history
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as the dimwit who blew up
your own empress and prince!
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Hmm? Fine.
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If you're going
to prove me wrong,
then do it quickly.
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You heard the man.
Get a move on!
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[hissing, growling]
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[thudding]
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That should keep
the Symbiotes out.
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For now.
Don't worry, baby sis.
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If the blobs break through,
I'll be ready.
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As will I, big bro.
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[hissing, growling continue]
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I'm ready
to make my last stand.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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And we may not have to.
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Symbiotes are vulnerable
to sound, remember?
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I don't think
they're gonna keel over
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just because of your bad taste
in music, brother.
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Never underestimate
the power of the Top 40.
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[button clicks]
[over P.A.]
This is DJ Star-Lord
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with a special dedication
going out to Empress Victoria
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called "Get Off My Ship,
You Freaky Parasites."
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♪♪ [classic rock over P.A.]
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[screeching]
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[growling, hissing stop]
You actually did it.
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♪♪ [distorted, stops]
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My tunes!
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[hissing, growling resumes]
I think we have bigger problems.
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[roaring]
Uhh...
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Hang on, baby sis.
I just need to rewind
this cassette.
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Peter, forget
your primitive music player,
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and help me fight
these Symbiotes!
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[screeching]
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[grunting]
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Switch to lightning.
I got you covered.
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Oh!
[screeching]
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Maybe you should watch
your own back before
you offer to watch mine.
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[hissing, growling]
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Sounds like more guests.
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Let's not be here
when they arrive.
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[hissing, growling continue]
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So you are a survivor.
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If those Symbiotes
take us over,
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they could divert the ship
away from the sun.
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I will not let our sacrifice
be in vain.
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Nobody's sacrificing anything.
I'll think of something.
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Or my friends will.
You'll see.
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I am Groot.
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Of course it's moving.
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Duh! It's a comet.
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But comets do not
usually change course.
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Those Symbiotes must've taken
control of the ship.
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They're headed back
toward Spartax.
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Attention Guardians.
Clear the area immediately.
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I now have full authorization
to destroy the comet,
regardless of who's aboard.
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What idiots authorized that?
[Supreme Intelligence]
These idiots.
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General Glogug acts
under the authority
of the Galactic Council.
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An invasion of Spartax
could spell disaster
for the entire galaxy.
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We must not let that happen.
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Well, I ain't lettin'
no stuffed-shirt council
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blow up my friends!
There has to be
another way.
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If there is,
the collective wisdom
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of the entire Kree race
fails to see it.
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General,
you have your orders.
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The council has spoken,
Guardians.
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The millisecond that comet
crosses back into Spartax's
orbital range,
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we will open fire.
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But until then,
you can't stop us
from trying my plan.
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So, you actually got a plan?
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Not even 12% of one. You?
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Me?
[laughs]
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Coming up with stupid plans
is Quill's job.
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I am Groot?
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Pelt 'em with rotten fruit?
What kind of plan is that?
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A stupid one,
per your request.
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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Not bad, bud.
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If we yank the antennas
off that satellite,
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we can use them
just like lightning rods.
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Pull the juice
out of our engines,
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zap it into the rods,
and boom!
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Bye-bye, Symbiotes.
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Bye-bye Quill
and Victoria too.
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Not if they flip their shields
to insulate the ship
from the lightning.
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And who's gonna tell them?
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The Symbiotes are blocking
their comm links.
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But they cannot block
Drax the Destroyer.
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I will deliver
your instructions myself.
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Right. And all you gotta do
is fight your way
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through a thousand Symbiotes.
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I approve of this plan.
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Sarcasm is not a plan!
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But it is our only shot.
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I'll go with him.
I am Groot!
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Force Shield Generators.
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Huh. Now, that's a plan.
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[Rocket]
My Force Shield Generators
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will stop the inkblots
from bonding with ya.
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But it won't stop 'em
from grabbin', slashin',
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beatin', stabbin', and--
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[Gamora]
We get the picture, Rocket.
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Once you're inside,
we'll lose radio contact.
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Then you'll have
exactly 15 minutes
to flip those shields
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before we start zappin'.
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[growling]
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So here's my plan.
We get to the engine room,
overload the engines,
243
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:59,330
and let the electricity
vaporize the Symbiotes
on the ship's hull.
244
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,540
You know how to do that?
245
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:05,500
I saw Rocket
do something like it once.
How hard could it be, right?
246
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,620
Hard enough that botching it
could get us both electrocuted,
Peter.
247
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:13,120
You were gonna ram us
straight into the sun!
How is that better?
248
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:18,420
Because I didn't give in
to my base survival instincts.
I'm not like Father!
249
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:21,580
Wait. You did all this
just to prove
you're not like Dad?
250
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:24,620
J'Son taught me everything
I know about ruling,
251
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:27,120
and then he betrayed us all
for his own selfish ends.
252
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,080
I swore I'd never put myself
above the people
I was born to protect,
253
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,880
even if it means
risking my life.
254
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,330
But I never wanted it
to cost you yours.
255
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:40,210
Well, for what it's worth, sis,
I think you're a great ruler.
256
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,920
That's why I want you
to stick around.
[hissing, growling]
257
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,880
[roars]
258
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,620
[grunts]
259
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,580
[grunts]
260
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,920
[both grunting]
261
00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,580
Get to the engine
and start the overload!
262
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,210
Right!
263
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,540
[beeping]
264
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,380
Mm, mm...
265
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,170
Mmm...
266
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,210
Mmm...
267
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:17,790
Peter, now!
[grunts]
268
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,710
[screeching, roaring]
269
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:26,830
Okay, I actually don't know
how to overload the engines.
270
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,580
I just wanted to buy time
for the Guardians
to come and save us.
271
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,880
And maybe give you
a teeny-weeny bit of hope,
you know?
272
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,210
But they are not coming,
and for that, I'm sorry.
[yells]
273
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,580
Peter!
[grunting]
274
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:51,380
[Drax]
I believe the phrase is
"You are welcome."
275
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:54,040
You really thought
we weren't coming?
276
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,710
Ha! Of course I did.
277
00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,710
Just making your entrance
more dramatic.
278
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,830
Regardless
of the level of drama,
we have a plan.
279
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,250
You must turn
your ship's shields inward
280
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,040
while we electrify
the common surface.
281
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,830
That I can do.
282
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,580
I am Groot!
283
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,670
[Spartaxian officer]
Cannons charged
to full capacity.
284
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,500
Awaiting your orders, General.
285
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,540
Guardians of the Galaxy,
286
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:28,830
the comet is approaching
Spartax orbital range.
287
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:31,670
I suggest you get out
of the line of fire.
288
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:34,830
I was gonna suggest
you do the same thing, Gloggy,
289
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:37,830
'cause this is gonna be one
krutackin' huge light show!
290
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:54,920
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I am Groot!
291
00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,040
[hissing, growling]
292
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,920
Wait. I--
I just need a bigger zap!
293
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,000
[beeping]
294
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,500
A very entertaining light show,
Guardians,
295
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,330
but now it's our turn.
296
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,540
Fire at will!
297
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,920
We are not entertained!
298
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,790
I am Groot!
I know those missiles
299
00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:40,380
are headed straight
for Quill and Victoria.
[grunts]
300
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,540
I am Groot.
301
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,540
I guess going over
the general's head
302
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:47,790
and talking straight
to the council could work.
303
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:51,710
Yo, Supreme
Lack-of-Intelligence,
you seeing this?
304
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,750
As a citizen
of this lousy galaxy,
305
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:57,960
I demand your stupid council
take back its stupid vote
right-stupid-now!
306
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,790
I am Groot!
307
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:03,710
Fortunately,
neither rodent nor shrubbery
308
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:05,790
wield that authority.
309
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:09,830
The vote was unanimous,
with only a single abstention.
310
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:13,620
Abstention?
Which one of you krutackers
didn't vote?
311
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,790
I am Groot.
[thunderclap]
312
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:24,120
The Prince of Asgard
votes with deeds, not words.
313
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,750
[grunts]
314
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,920
What in the galaxy...
315
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,380
Eh, never mind.
I figured it out.
316
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,790
Yo, Thor,
a little help here?
317
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:46,750
Fear not, small mammal.
[grunts]
318
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:55,750
I have bound my fate
to you Guardians before
and I do so again.
319
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:58,790
Great, 'cause I got
just the job for a guy
who can hurl lightning.
320
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:01,000
You see that Symbiote-infested
comet over there?
321
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,750
Verily.
322
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,670
That mean yes?
I am Groot.
323
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,000
[yells]
324
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:14,830
[screeching]
325
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:24,170
You think Rocket's
plan worked?
326
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,040
[automated male voice]
Warning.
Radiation leak detected.
327
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,920
[alarm blaring]
Spoken too soon.
That mist is toxic,
328
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,250
and I'm reading hull breaches
all over the ship.
329
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,670
[Drax] Then it would be best
to leave this area for
a more stable part of the ship.
330
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,960
We're not gonna make it.
I can shield us.
331
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,830
[alarm continues blaring]
332
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,670
[alarm blaring]
333
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,040
[automated female voice]
Force field activated.
334
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,250
Okay. No problem.
We can still figure
a way out of this, sis.
335
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,670
Sis?
336
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,000
Victoria!
337
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,920
No!
[grunting]
338
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,920
You can't
go in there, Quill.
339
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,880
See? She's trying
to seal the leak.
340
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,620
But no one could survive
the toxic mist.
341
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,920
She knows that!
342
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,620
Victoria, don't do this!
There's gotta be another way!
343
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:20,420
Victoria? No!
344
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,380
[Victoria]
I know that.
345
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,880
That's why I got
these survival suits.
346
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,290
I thought-- Okay.
I thought you did
something stupid.
347
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:35,250
Relax.
That's still your job.
348
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,380
Warriors of Spartax,
349
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,920
cease this fruitless attack
in the name of honor,
350
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,960
Asgard,
and the Galactic Council!
351
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960
[General Glogug]
Stand down, Thor.
352
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,000
We're going to bomb
that comet to dust,
353
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,920
even if it means bombing
you with it.
354
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,120
You do not represent
the council,
355
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,500
this has nothing to do
with Asgard, and honor--
356
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:58,040
Well, that's
just an old-fashioned word.
357
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,830
[Victoria]
Like "empress"?
[gasps]
358
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:07,380
I, Victoria,
Empress of Spartax
and all its people,
359
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,670
order this fleet
to stand down.
360
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:14,120
Whoever fires the next missile
will be a traitor to the empire
361
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,330
and dealt with as such.
362
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,290
[stammering]
363
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:21,580
Please forgive me
for this misunderstanding,
Empress.
364
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:24,500
I was only
following protocol.
365
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,380
Somebody's gonna be looking
for a new job.
366
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:31,750
You think I should hire pirates
and mercenaries instead?
367
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,330
Don't knock it
till you try it.
368
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,750
[beeping]
No sign of Symbiotes
on the surface.
369
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,040
I am Groot!
Or below it.
370
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:47,040
Verily, Guardians.
Victory is yours this day.
371
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,170
So it does mean yes.
I am Groot.
372
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:53,120
Asgard awaits.
373
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,380
Open the Bifrost, Heimdall!
374
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,380
[thunderclap]
375
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,580
I am Groot!
376
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,580
I thought you were gonna
scan him for Symbiotes.
377
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,210
[grunting]
378
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,040
What sorcery is this?
379
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,120
Did Thor just--
380
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,040
Get taken over
by the killer alien goop?
381
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,960
[groans]
382
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,420
And now it's loose in Asgard!
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