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upbeat music
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Ooh
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It's Showtime tonight
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Previously onBlack Monday...
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They're Skants by Pfaffashions.
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[Larry]My brother Lenny
survived Black Monday
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only to tragically
succumb to injuries.
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We're in this
together now, brother.
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Newly elected congressman
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in scandalous behavior.
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[Newell]I urge Governor Putnam
to fill the vacant seat
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by appointing Blair Pfaff
the next congressman.
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Black Monday
was my fucking idea.
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[person]Someone confessed
to Black Monday.
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I'm gonna get you
out of this fucking place.
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Momo, you still don't get it.
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I don't need you at all.
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One, two, three.
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I don't know, Brucie.
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I think that 67's
a little too bright
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for the tenor.
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Tell you what,
let's switch back to the 47.
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I'm kind of missing
that nice mid-forward growl.
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Okay.
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Don't touch the board, Mo.
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Yep.
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upbeat music
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Motherfucker, fill my order
or your ass is grass,
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and I am
the fucking nigga-saurus!
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Inmate!
-What?
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I got the supplies
you asked for.
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Drop it.
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Trish, where the fuck
are my earnings?
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Sue, the job is called runner,
not walker.
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Why are you always
fucking walking?
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Um, well, I got you.
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Think it might be time
to sell that Nintendo stock
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you put me in.
It already doubled.
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No, no, no, the shit
is gonna triple, all right?
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They're coming out with a new
portable video gaming system
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called the Game Boy.
It's gonna be huge.
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If it's portable,
shouldn't it be small?
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What?
Huge as in popular.
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Just trust me, okay?
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The day I started
handling your money
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is the day you started
handling a lot more
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top-shelf ass, am I right?
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-That's true.
-Am I right?
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-That's true.
-All right.
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Now, who does a bitch
have to shiv
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to get a hot pastrami on rye
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from Carnegie's
up in here, okay?
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-On it.
-Get on it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry about it.
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I actually enjoy sitting here
holding my breath
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with my dick in my hand
like Mike Hutchence!
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Robert Palmer's
"Simply Irresistible"
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How can it be permissible?
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She compromised
my principle
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Yeah, yeah
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She's a craze
you'd endorse
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She's a powerful force
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You're obliged
to conform
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When there's
no other course
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She used
to look good to me
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But now I find her...
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Tiff, do you know where
my Hermès pocket square is?
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How the fuck should I know?
Ask Rosa.
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Simply irresistible
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Forget it.
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I cannot be late for the train.
I have a very big day today.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Get right back here.
Now.
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Is that a new suit?
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-Yes, why?
-That's weird.
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I don't recall signing off
on any new purchases.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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It's just everyone on the hill
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is wearing Donna Karan
this session.
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I don't care
what they're wearing.
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I care what you're making,
which, last I checked,
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is an embarrassing 45k a year.
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I'm not sure it's appropriate
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for you to be just buying
designer duds willy-nilly.
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Come on.
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Pfaffashions is on pace
to make 11 mil this year.
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-The fuck do you care?
-Fine, keep the suit.
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I'll just take it out
of next month's allowance.
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What?
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You bought Giancarlo
six bespoke tracksuits.
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And a Kawasaki Ninja.
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-Vroom, vroom.
-Mm, mm, mm.
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Okay, you know what?
Stay out of it, Giancarlo.
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Little late for that,
am I right?
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-Yeah.
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Whoo!
Oh!
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Blair, as long
as I make the money,
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I wear the pants--
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present circumstance excluded,
'kay?
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-Have fun playing politics.
Vroom.
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You know what?
For the last time,
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it's very noble stuff
that I'm up to, okay?
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There's no greater honor
than public service, Giancarlo.
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Found your pocket square, bub.
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-I'm going.
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Ooh, what a coincidence.
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I'm coming!
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All right, guys,
"What Are You Doing
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the Rest of Your Life" take 37.
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Guess I'll be doing
this shit the rest of my life.
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-Excuse me?
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Nah.
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Yeah, it's better.
It's better, right, Yaya?
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I don't know.
Uh, maybe 86 the 75-309.
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What?
There's no mic 7530--
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Oh.
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867-5309.
Jenny.
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You should have gone
with 777 93-11,
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but I keep forgetting
you're half white, so...
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I am Black and Palestinian,
and I've told you that
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every single week
since we've met.
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Look, did you
get the thing or not?
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Yep.
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Great.
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So you're really
going all in, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Bought the ring,
closed down the house.
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Yeah.
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Oh, speaking of which,
do you think that she
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would like pile carpets
or Berber carpets better?
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I can't decide.
-You know, hos like Berber.
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Bruce, do you fucking mind?
I'm gonna marry this ho.
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Just turn some knobs
or something.
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Homey, the house on its own
is already a giant swing,
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and now you're gonna
decorate that motherfucker
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-without her input?
-Goddamn right.
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Every other guy your age,
they're getting sports cars,
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and they're, like,
plowing hookers,
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and you're moving
to the suburbs?
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It's--sounds like
a cry for help.
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Well, listen, I've already
had every toy, okay?
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And every hooker
from high-class
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-to John Lee.
-What?
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Quitting Wall Street
was a blessing.
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Well, technically
you were kicked off
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for decades of transgressions.
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The point is,
I don't want to be
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about transgressions anymore.
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I want to be
about progressions,
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both of the life
and the chord variety.
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It's time for me to start
making more than just money.
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Damn, that was stupid
and beautiful.
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You're right.
I should pick the drapes first.
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'Cause they say
they're supposed
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to match the carpet,
am I right?
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-You doing a pube joke?
Doing a pube joke.
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-Pubes.
-Pubes!
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-My man.
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Frankly, I would kill
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to have my company taken public
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by the Leighman Brothers.
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I don't think
that's the end of the sentence.
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-Oh.
-But...
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No, he's not finished.
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I am much less confident
in the Leighman Brother
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and whatever you are.
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Okay, well, this one again.
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Look, I know there's a lot
of nasty theories out there
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that Lenny was the brains
of the operation,
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but that couldn't
be further from the truth.
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The fact is that he was
a little bit of an imbecile.
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He was fucking worthless.
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Okay, he had
some redeeming qualities.
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Not many.
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And then he got
crushed by a car,
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and he died right then
and not a moment after.
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Yeah, it's not like
he lived for a year
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and then was taken out
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to the woods
and eaten by wolves.
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Don't--nobody said that.
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Okay, I was just saying--
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You're just putting that
into his head.
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That's a hypothetical.
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Next thing, he's gonna say,
there's a Frankenstein room
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right behind that wall where
we kept him for some time.
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-Which there's not.
-But that's not true.
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Okay, sure, but look.
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Since you took the helm,
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you guys have been
repeatedly embarrassed.
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-Ah.
-Hm, uh-oh.
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-Okay, Jerry.
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-May I call you Jerry?
-My name's Harold.
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-Yes, but may I call you Jerry?
-It's a term of endearment.
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He calls me Jerry.
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That's why we got Jerry here.
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-He's a fucking genius, okay?
-I am.
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Jerry's even more Lenny-er
than Lenny ever was.
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My job is to bring
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the Leighman Brothers
into the '90s.
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I want you to come with us.
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Because if it looks
like a Leighman,
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and it sounds like
a Leighman...
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And it smells
like a Leighman.
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All right, I hate that cologne.
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Chances are...
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Except you don't look
or sound like one.
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You are not a Leighman.
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You are a--
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I'm trying to think of
a less offensive word than...
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-Don't say it.
-Jew.
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-Oh.
-Said it.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, gentlemen.
Thank you for your time.
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Wow.
I've heard worse.
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-I've said worse.
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We'll get 'em next time.
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soaring orchestral music
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Hey.
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Blair Pfaff.
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Hey, Congressman,
guess where I am.
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I don't know, hell?
Fingers crossed.
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No, no, but close.
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I'm in your old Honda.
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You know, when I took
this thing off you,
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I had no intention
of actually driving it.
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I was just trying
to big time you.
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Life's kind of funny, huh?
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Yeah, I remember you said
you didn't wantashitty Honda.
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You wantedmyshitty Honda
to use as a toilet.
232
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And I meant it.
233
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,726
Say what you want
about the Japanese,
234
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:39,977
and Lord knows I have--
I mean, I grew up
235
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,270
on the Warner Brothers
cartoons--
236
00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,563
but I gotta tell you.
237
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,106
They make one hell
of a reliable automobile.
238
00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,484
Okay, is this why you called?
Because I'm very busy.
239
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,985
No, listen.
240
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,488
-Did you get what I asked for?
-That depends.
241
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,198
Did you get what I asked for?
242
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,701
Yeah.
Now come on.
243
00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,329
Get this thing done, all right?
You said you got the juice.
244
00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,580
The juice?
245
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,375
Please, Mo,
I am a kingmaker, okay?
246
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,001
As well as a king myself.
247
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,836
You know,
that's kingmaker 101 stuff
248
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,630
is you make yourself
a king first.
249
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,839
It's like, you know, wishing
250
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,633
for more wishes
and that kind of thing.
251
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,635
The fuck are you talking about,
Blair?
252
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,053
Did you get it done or not?
253
00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,721
Okay, I got a hell of a lot
riding on this.
254
00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:16,973
Oh, oh, I can't hear you.
255
00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,474
The walls are so thick in here.
256
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,351
-[Mo]Pfaff, Pfaff, Pfaff.
-Beep.
257
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,103
Jesus Christ.
258
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,358
Yes.
259
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,527
-Good morning, Werner.
-Mm-hmm.
260
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,862
-Any messages?
-Nope.
261
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,906
Governor Putnam didn't return?
262
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:35,950
Oh, sorry,
I thought you were joking
263
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,119
when you asked me
to call him again.
264
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,082
I told you we're tight.
He's just been very busy.
265
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,585
They tapped him
to be the head of the RNC.
266
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:46,711
Cool.
267
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,964
-Um, Pastor Swaford did call.
-Nah, nah, nah.
268
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,716
That man is dead to me.
269
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,385
So what is on the schedule
for today?
270
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,763
Um, okay, well, there's a big
House Oversight meeting...
271
00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,598
Oh.
272
00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,932
That you weren't asked to join.
273
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,642
And then there's
the Ways and Means Committee...
274
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,727
Super fun.
275
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,061
That you also
weren't asked to join.
276
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,772
Okay, why don't we stick to
things that I was asked to join?
277
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,275
Of course, sorry.
Let's see here.
278
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:14,488
Ooh, ooh.
Columbia House CD Club?
279
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,574
What is it,
ten CDs for ten cents?
280
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,534
You know what?
Do it.
281
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,621
Senator,
what can I do you for?
282
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,376
That was odd.
283
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,545
Why do you think he just...
284
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,255
oh, my God.
285
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,424
Oh, God, what is that smell?
286
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,301
I believe he came in here
to fart, sir,
287
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,886
just like everyone does.
288
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,638
Yeah, I gathered that, Werner.
289
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,849
I can't wait until
my new office is finished
290
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,852
and we can get out of here
and get to work.
291
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:48,230
The governor said,
"Any day now."
292
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,482
Any day now, sir.
293
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,488
Double D.
294
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,990
Mm, Mo!
Hey!
295
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,951
-Hey, hey, girl.
Hey.
296
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,703
Mmm.
297
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,829
Brought your
favorite sandwiches.
298
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,247
Oh, my goodness, yes.
299
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,458
-For later, I guess.
Thank you.
300
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,834
Shit, didn't know
you already ate.
301
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,379
-Lobster, not bad.
-Yeah, yeah.
302
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,798
Well, we can give this shit
to the guards and gangs,
303
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,049
keep 'em from fucking with you.
304
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,385
I've been missing Carnegie's
since I got in here.
305
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,930
Looks like you're doing
pretty good, huh?
306
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,015
It's funny,
I get way more respect in here
307
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,725
than I ever did on the outside.
308
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,018
-Hm.
309
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:26,977
But come on, fill me in.
310
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,312
-What's happening in the world?
-Oh.
311
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,814
I heard DeBarge
is trying to cross over
312
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,608
to more white folks by changing
their name to "The Barge"?
313
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,027
-This is true.
-Oh, no!
314
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,446
You know what's really hot
on the street right now?
315
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,198
Interior design.
316
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,200
-For real?
-Everybody's talking about it.
317
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,952
For instance,
what's your opinion
318
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,079
on Berber versus pile carpet?
319
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,665
Uh, isn't the carpet
supposed to match the drapes?
320
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,291
That's what I said!
321
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,877
I've been in here so long,
322
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,504
the carpet is a pile.
You know what I'm saying?
323
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,090
Yeah, I do, and if I didn't,
the gestures really helped.
324
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,092
No, you don't have
to keep--yeah.
325
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,885
Oh, something else--
countertops.
326
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,762
Yeah, it's like a gang war
out there, you know?
327
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,222
It's like
Prince versus Michael.
328
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,890
-Mm.
-Granite versus marble.
329
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,684
-Pick a side.
-Yeah, yeah.
330
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,478
No, babe, pick a side.
331
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,021
Oh, um, uh,
332
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,898
granite feels
way more contemporary.
333
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,693
-Are you okay, Mo?
-Yes, yeah.
334
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,944
I'm actually better than okay.
335
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,821
I've never been better
in my life,
336
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,740
and it's all because of you.
337
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,825
These little visits
over the last couple months
338
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,452
have really helped me
to focus my shit.
339
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,369
Really, Mo?
340
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,413
Because that's been
the best part of this
341
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,330
for me too, you know?
342
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,623
I mean, I think
it's the first time
343
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,959
that we've ever really
just talked.
344
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,879
Yeah, and without the pressure
of us working with each other.
345
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,005
Or against each other.
346
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,174
I mean, if the fucking
wasn't fucking up our job,
347
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,634
then our job
was fucking up the fucking.
348
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:41,886
Exactly.
349
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,264
My only regret is that I didn't
figure it out a lot sooner.
350
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,182
Mm.
351
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,017
Well, I mean,
I got a couple other regrets.
352
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,102
Yeah.
353
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,645
Okay, I'm riddled with regrets.
354
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,734
But, you know,
I've got regrets too.
355
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,653
But it's never too late,
you know, I guess.
356
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,280
I hope.
357
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,992
-Yeah.
358
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,036
Visiting hours are now over.
359
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,288
Visitors,
please exit immediately.
360
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,499
Prisoners,
return to your cell blocks.
361
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,792
Okay, well...
362
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,793
Okay.
363
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,170
Don't you get too comfortable
in here, inmate,
364
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,048
'cause something tells me
that you are gonna be able
365
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:23,177
to fix any regrets
that you have very soon.
366
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,846
Wait, what?
367
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,516
No, no.
What are you up to?
368
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,934
-Huh?
-I told you.
369
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,769
I don't need your ass
to get me out of here.
370
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,562
-Okay, okay.
-No, I don't need your help.
371
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,232
-Dawn.
-I can take care of myself.
372
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,317
-I'm serious, Mo.
-Dawn!
373
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,114
upbeat music
374
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,203
Go away.
No one's home.
375
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,456
No speak no English,
por favor.
376
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,874
Chinga tu madre.
377
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,585
Mo, what are you doing here?
Wait, is that the thing?
378
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,712
Is this the thing?
Is this your fucking office?
379
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,297
Why isn't your office
where the offices are?
380
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,884
This is just temporary
until my new, phat, rad office
381
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,177
is done being renovated.
382
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,096
It just takes a second for them
to pull sauna permits in D.C.
383
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,264
Yeah, cool,
whatever, I don't care.
384
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,724
Stop blowing me off.
I got what you wanted.
385
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,685
Now give Dawn her pardon.
386
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,906
Did those two ladies
just come in here to fart?
387
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,283
No.
388
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,785
Look, I have decided,
unfortunately,
389
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,662
not to do the pardon for Dawn.
390
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,705
Wait a minute, why?
391
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:35,207
Mo, do you know
how fishy it would look
392
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,918
if I pardoned
my crooked ex-business partner
393
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,336
right after I took office?
394
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,172
I mean, I'm a very
important congressman.
395
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,924
And if you'll look to my right,
you'll see
396
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,843
one of the most famous
congressional closets
397
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,096
in history dating back
to the early 1900s.
398
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,182
Legend has it that
this very closet was where JFK
399
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,227
and Marilyn Monroe
would sneak off to to fart.
400
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,854
-Boy.
401
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,523
If these walls could smell.
402
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,779
What the Pfaff, fuck?
403
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,823
Listen, we had a deal.
404
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,909
I got the thing.
You give me Dawn's pardon.
405
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,160
I can't.
406
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,705
Blair, you don't understand.
I have huge plans that hinge--
407
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,498
You had plans?
I had plans,
408
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,959
and they all went up in coke
that you planted on me,
409
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,169
so don't talk to me
about plans.
410
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,172
Can I get you an Evian
or a cup of water or any--
411
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,675
Blair, this isn't about us,
all right?
412
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,053
Our relationship
is fucking totaled,
413
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,763
but that doesn't mean
that Dawn deserves
414
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,764
to stay in prison for--
415
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,098
Deserves?
416
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,142
You of all people should know
that's not how the world works.
417
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,226
Christ, you're dumber
than I thought--
418
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,103
-Give me that fucking pardon!
-I can't.
419
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,063
Why not?
420
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,566
Because my office
is a fucking fart closet!
421
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,818
I literally can't, okay?
422
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,570
I have no power here
whatsoever.
423
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,573
Everyone on the Hill hates me
as do all of my constituents
424
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,325
for the same reason--
I was appointed to,
425
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369
not elected to a seat
that was vacated by a man
426
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,579
I essentially fucked to death!
427
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,500
This whole job blows,
and not in a good way.
428
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,460
Well, at least you didn't
fuck over everybody you know
429
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,213
-in order to get here.
-My whole life is dog shit.
430
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,299
Tiff has me on an allowance,
not because we're on a budget,
431
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,468
just because
she loves humiliating me.
432
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,095
She has
this whole cuckold fetish.
433
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,638
Huh, maybe we should
slide through, huh?
434
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,390
I've worked my ass off
my whole life,
435
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,559
and yet here I am
working for 45k a year,
436
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,477
and she's running
437
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,604
the fastest growing
fashion company on Earth.
438
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814
Literally, their only problem
439
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,232
is coming up
with enough capital
440
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,650
to keep up with their demand.
441
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,944
People in the industry
are calling her "Jeansus."
442
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,612
Well,
look on the bright side, kid.
443
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,655
This place may not be a sauna,
444
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,906
but at least
you're getting hotboxed.
445
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,993
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to burn these clothes
446
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,203
and puke
and then go beg for help
447
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,204
from the last fucking people
448
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,872
I ever wanted
to beg for help from
449
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,957
because it turns out
450
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,583
you're a cuckold
in congress too.
451
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,420
-Peace, bitch.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
452
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,963
I need this.
I need this, Mo.
453
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,464
-Please, I need this.
-Blair, let go.
454
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,758
-Please give it to me.
-Let go!
455
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,218
Please, everyone on the Hill
456
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,511
has one of these
Halliburton briefcases...
457
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,847
-Get off!
-And Tiff won't buy me one!
458
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,392
Move.
459
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,521
Jesus Christ, son of a--
460
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,523
-You have to step--
-I know what I'm doing.
461
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,152
You don't have to tell me how
to get out of a fucking office.
462
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,538
Ah, I don't know, Lar.
463
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,251
Come on, you could be
a goddamn knockout.
464
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,379
This doctor's a genius.
He did Cher.
465
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,589
Not that it matters
who he fucked,
466
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,592
but Cher would never date
a mediocre plastic surgeon.
467
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,179
-I mean, is "the full Face/
-Off"
really necessary?
468
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,972
Keithy, if it's
the Leighman Brothers
469
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,724
the world wants,
it's the Leighman Brothers
470
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,267
they'll get, and besides,
471
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,186
this is just
a minor technicality
472
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,855
so you and I can focus
on our company
473
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,482
getting back on top.
474
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,358
I mean, I guess
I always hated my chin.
475
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,861
Who didn't?
That's the spirit.
476
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,237
Come on, now.
All right.
477
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,490
Now, let's talk
foreskin restoration surgery.
478
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,866
Wait, what?
I'm sorry?
479
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:07,586
Oh, off-color remark!
480
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,800
What the fuck just happened?
481
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,511
Shit, I don't know.
482
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,222
Jesus Christ, I've done that
a million times before.
483
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,932
-I must have--
-Gotten old?
484
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,141
Oh, fuck you.
485
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,185
Yeah, why don't you
elevate and ice, gramps?
486
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,978
How convenient.
That's a good idea.
487
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,271
Not in the oysters, stop.
488
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,065
No, no, no, no,
don't take off your--oh.
489
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,191
God damn it.
490
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,193
These Malpeques
just landed from PEI.
491
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,653
What the fuck
do you want, Maurice?
492
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,988
Well, for starters,
to know what the brother fuck
493
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,532
is going on
between you two guys,
494
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,950
but we can get into that later.
495
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,576
I need to get Dawn
out of jail ASAP.
496
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,370
I know you own the joint
where she's locked up,
497
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,539
so how much for one of those,
you know,
498
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,374
overcrowding, work release,
499
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,584
you know, sex slave things
that you got for Keith?
500
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,753
Mo, the only pardoning
I'll be doing
501
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,674
is my French when I tell you
to fuck all the way off, okay?
502
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,592
Because I will never
do anything for,
503
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,678
or with you ever again
for the rest of my life.
504
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:01,515
Yeah, well, I guess I expected
that from you, dirtbag.
505
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,143
Keith, Keith, Earth to Keith.
Are you in there?
506
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,854
-Come on, help a brother out.
-Keith is dead.
507
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,440
I--well, I'm not--hold on.
508
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,525
Not really.
I mean, I'm--
509
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,860
No, no, you're dead.
Keith is dead.
510
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,238
The Keith you know is dead,
but you're a friend,
511
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,199
and I want to help a friend out,
so why don't you
512
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,912
take your lame leg out of
our fucking lunch and limp...
513
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,414
Straight to hell.
514
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,426
Sorry, Dawn, lights out.
515
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,470
Hey, uh, you mind if I just
516
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,181
watchA Different World
to wind down?
517
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,473
You know, calm my mind?
518
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,101
Helps clear my head
before the morning trades.
519
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,520
-Yeah.
-Ah, thanks, Richie.
520
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,859
Hey, Lydia, it's time.
521
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,194
Yeah.
522
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,530
Half skirt, half pants,
523
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115
total discretion.
524
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,743
The Skants by Pfaffashions.
525
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,038
[Kadeem]If he does,
then he won't graduate.
526
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,665
I needs the help.
527
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,877
I know, but do you think
I can really do the work?
528
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:12,836
Really?
529
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,504
[Kadeem]It's the only reason
I came to ask you.
530
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,257
You know any good waxers?
531
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,884
I haven't been able
to find anyone
532
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,761
since Stoya got paroled.
533
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,271
Still not much
for conversation, huh?
534
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,856
Not that good.
535
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,073
I mean, look, we've been stuck
in this cell for six months.
536
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,367
The least you could do
is shoot the shit.
537
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,291
I told you my whole life story.
538
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,544
I made you $106,000.
539
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,548
Come on.
I let you go down on me.
540
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,092
You could've shaved.
541
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,010
I'm sorry.
I wasn't showered either.
542
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,808
I didn't expect it, you know?
543
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,603
Look, speaking of sex,
I mean, you gotta be excited.
544
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,480
I'm sure you didn't think
you'd get out so quick
545
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,400
after a sextuple homicide.
546
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,694
Social security fraud.
547
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:23,448
I'm in here
for social security fraud.
548
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:26,576
The murders are a rumor.
549
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,958
tense music
550
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,877
I mean, no, totally.
551
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,754
Between us,
552
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,299
you really did
kill all those bums, right?
553
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:43,927
You sure ask
a lot of questions, Darcy.
554
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,681
No, no, no, no.
I was just making small talk.
555
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,943
I know how
we can get Dawn out.
556
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,161
Yes?
557
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,248
-For Christ's sake.
558
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,709
Ever since Lenny died again,
559
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:19,046
Larry has been desperate
to make a name for himself.
560
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:22,257
Best way to do that
is to take a company public
561
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,467
in a big way.
562
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,385
Thing is,
no one's gonna touch us,
563
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,721
not after Black Monday--
Amerisavings,
564
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,390
the TBD Ponzi scheme,
and The List Goes On and On,
565
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,184
which is a real estate
listing company
566
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,352
that we acquired
that went belly-up.
567
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,478
Hm.
568
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,771
Which is why
if you can deliver us
569
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,982
a company that's primed
for an IPO,
570
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,026
and have the Leighman Brothers
underwrite it,
571
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,529
I guarantee you Larry
will make that call for Dawn.
572
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,323
573
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,034
-Olé.
-Oh, hi.
574
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,620
-Tiff.
-Mo.
575
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,872
So I hear you're having
a little cash flow problem.
576
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,416
What would you say
if you could fix it forever
577
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,668
while making more money
than you ever dreamed of
578
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,462
and cuckold Blair by the balls
579
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,298
by working with his most hated
rivals in the process?
580
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,260
I'd say...
581
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,303
Okay.
582
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,262
This could work.
583
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,640
Thank you for doing this
for me, Keith.
584
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:15,394
Dumb fuck,
this is not about you, okay?
585
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,687
This is about Dawn,
and it's about Larry.
586
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,689
I don't give a shit
what you've realized
587
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,609
or how sorry you are
because I've moved on.
588
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,028
I have a real friend now--
nay, a brother--
589
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,072
Neigh, a horse
he gave me for my birthday
590
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,323
to show me that he cares.
591
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,491
Is that why you're letting him
use you
592
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,575
to play weekend at Lenny's?
593
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,785
Yeah, well, you know what?
594
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,664
This, this is the price
of doing business--
595
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:36,957
big business.
596
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,085
I'm a partner now at
the biggest bank on the block.
597
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,462
The Leighman Brothers
makes the Jammer Group
598
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,340
look like...the Hammer group.
599
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:50,053
"Jan Hammer," the composer
of theMiami Vicetheme song?
600
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,347
Oh, Jan Hammer.
601
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,890
You're mispronouncing
both of his names,
602
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,350
and I still don't know
what you're saying.
603
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,937
He was a one-hit wonder
just like you.
604
00:23:58,979 --> 00:23:59,771
Oh.
605
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,982
And frankly,
your jealousy's embarrassing.
606
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,817
Keith, Keith, Keith,
wait a minute.
607
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,070
Listen, let's say that
I can find this killer deal.
608
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,322
Larry's gonna think I'm just
trying to fuck him over again.
609
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,449
He's never gonna trust me.
610
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,868
Bring me
a legitimately good deal,
611
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,287
and I'll make him trust you.
612
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,706
How?
613
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:18,790
Collateral.
614
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,251
Colla--you're barking up
the wrong fucking tree.
615
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,294
I don't own anything.
616
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,462
You don't own anything?
617
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,463
Well, Keithy told me
618
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:25,797
you had a little
passion project going on,
619
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,591
something that's very rewarding,
620
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,050
something that brings you joy, no?
621
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,802
Yeah, I think you said
you'd do anything
622
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,722
to get Dawny out,
and if you want to make a deal
623
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:37,100
with the devil,
you gotta sell your soul,
624
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,603
music, and all that jazz.
625
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,937
If Pfaffashions
goes public
626
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,024
without a hitch,
KokoMo Co Records stays yours.
627
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,443
But if it doesn't, well,
then the Leighman Brothers
628
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,696
become owners
of your shitty jazz label.
629
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,781
What do you want
with a shitty jazz label?
630
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,367
No, we don't want
ashitty jazz label.
631
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:55,410
We want...
632
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,412
Yourshitty jazz label.
633
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,207
We're getting good at that.
634
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,417
I mean, it's all right.
635
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,586
What do you say?
636
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,379
Sign, sign, sign.
637
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,010
Eddie Murphy's
"Party All the Time"
638
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,470
Dickhead.
639
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,521
Ah, Jerome, on time
for once in your life.
640
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,439
All right, go ahead.
641
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:30,362
After all of the things
I've done for you
642
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,824
What the fuck?
643
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,495
Keep playing, keep playing.
644
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,541
And still you hang out
all night
645
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:43,583
My man.
646
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,252
Darcy, yeah,
she got out yesterday.
647
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,211
Yesterday?
648
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,505
My girl wants
to party all the time
649
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,589
How?
650
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,550
All I know is
my portfolio is fucked.
651
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,677
Good.
Dick.
652
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,595
Jerome, it's over.
We're done.
653
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:56,763
What happened?
654
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,723
I just did
the fake escape thing
655
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:01,768
until my scary-ass cellmate
got comfortable enough with me.
656
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:05,230
She confessed
to 11 hobo murders.
657
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,984
We flirt until he applies
for benefits to a PO box,
658
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,820
and then we disappear his ass.
659
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,738
The checks keep coming,
660
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,449
and nobody even knows
he's dead
661
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:18,410
'cause he's homeless.
662
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:19,619
It's a victimless crime.
663
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,204
[Dawn]The cops had me
record the whole thing.
664
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:24,958
Turns out, she was
the Great Neck Strangler.
665
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,502
Oh,
best serial killer name ever.
666
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,963
Ooh, ooh, ooh
667
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,007
To freedom, motherfuckers.
668
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,343
Ooh, to freedom, motherfuckers!
669
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,304
Hard Rs there.
670
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,597
-Ooh.
-Ooh.
671
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,684
Sad.
672
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:45,395
Who invited all these losers?
673
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,479
Okay, Congressman,
674
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,189
I got your speech
about our great state's
675
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,108
new small business
zoning initiative.
676
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,402
They're calling it,
"Get in the Zone," cute.
677
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,988
No, Werner,
belly buttons are cute.
678
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,074
Punny names for small business
zoning initiatives
679
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,870
fucking stink
just like this sewage plant
680
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,622
or my office.
681
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,498
Everything about this job
either literally
682
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,376
or figuratively stinks.
683
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,961
You know what?
Fuck this.
684
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,214
It's time I make some
major changes in my life.
685
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,674
I'm sick of it,
686
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:17,802
and I'm gonna start
with this speech.
687
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,179
I'm gonna speak from the heart.
688
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:22,515
-I don't follow.
-I'm gonna quit, Werner.
689
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:25,644
And I'm taking 'em
all down with me.
690
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,978
Fuck Governor Putnam.
691
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,439
Fuck the RNC.
Fuck 'em all!
692
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,024
It's time I give
this sewage plant
693
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,734
some real shit to process.
694
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,779
soft dramatic music
695
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,996
Mo, you came!
696
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,874
Oh, God, you're here?
You're out, you're here.
697
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,084
Yeah, I told you
I didn't need your help.
698
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,919
I really should've listened
to you too.
699
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,754
Wait, you didn't actually
try to help--
700
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,507
No, no, no, no, no, I did not
because you said don't,
701
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,258
and I wouldn't,
I respect you.
702
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,469
Oh, my God,
it is so great to see you.
703
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,512
It's so good to see you.
704
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,930
Dawn, there's something
I've been dying to--
705
00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:03,431
Can it wait?
Mm, mm.
706
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,391
-Can it?
-What?
707
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,268
We've done enough talking.
Get your ass in here.
708
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,270
Ladies and gentlemen,
709
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,730
Congressman Blair Pfaff.
710
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,817
Congressman,
how do you feel about this?
711
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,989
[reporter]Where we join
Congressman Blair Pfaff
712
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,366
at the Briar Ridge Sewage--
713
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,869
Whoa, shit!
Did you see that?
714
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,249
He's been shot!
715
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,335
somber music
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