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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,796 upbeat music 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,047 Ooh 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,590 It's Showtime tonight 4 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:09,342 Previously on Black Monday... 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,386 They're Skants by Pfaffashions. 6 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,680 [Larry] My brother Lenny survived Black Monday 7 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,016 only to tragically succumb to injuries. 8 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,101 We're in this together now, brother. 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,853 Newly elected congressman 10 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,479 in scandalous behavior. 11 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,691 [Newell] I urge Governor Putnam to fill the vacant seat 12 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:28,069 by appointing Blair Pfaff the next congressman. 13 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,030 Black Monday was my fucking idea. 14 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,865 [person] Someone confessed to Black Monday. 15 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,241 I'm gonna get you out of this fucking place. 16 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,951 Momo, you still don't get it. 17 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,829 I don't need you at all. 18 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,832 One, two, three. 19 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,451 I don't know, Brucie. 20 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,536 I think that 67's a little too bright 21 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,579 for the tenor. 22 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,623 Tell you what, let's switch back to the 47. 23 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:25,919 I'm kind of missing that nice mid-forward growl. 24 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,587 Okay. 25 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,590 Don't touch the board, Mo. 26 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,382 Yep. 27 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,634 upbeat music 28 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:35,095 Motherfucker, fill my order or your ass is grass, 29 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,013 and I am the fucking nigga-saurus! 30 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,306 Inmate! -What? 31 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,933 I got the supplies you asked for. 32 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:40,850 Drop it. 33 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,894 Trish, where the fuck are my earnings? 34 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,062 What the fuck are you doing? 35 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,897 Sue, the job is called runner, not walker. 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,024 Why are you always fucking walking? 37 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,275 Um, well, I got you. 38 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,444 Think it might be time to sell that Nintendo stock 39 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,654 you put me in. It already doubled. 40 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,739 No, no, no, the shit is gonna triple, all right? 41 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,950 They're coming out with a new portable video gaming system 42 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,701 called the Game Boy. It's gonna be huge. 43 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:01,037 If it's portable, shouldn't it be small? 44 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,997 What? Huge as in popular. 45 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,166 Just trust me, okay? 46 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,417 The day I started handling your money 47 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,336 is the day you started handling a lot more 48 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,587 top-shelf ass, am I right? 49 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,588 -That's true. -Am I right? 50 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,631 -That's true. -All right. 51 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,757 Now, who does a bitch have to shiv 52 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,967 to get a hot pastrami on rye 53 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,385 from Carnegie's up in here, okay? 54 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:17,345 -On it. -Get on it. 55 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,806 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. 56 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,766 I actually enjoy sitting here holding my breath 57 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,185 with my dick in my hand like Mike Hutchence! 58 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,272 Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" 59 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,275 How can it be permissible? 60 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,532 She compromised my principle 61 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,284 Yeah, yeah 62 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,163 She's a craze you'd endorse 63 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,455 She's a powerful force 64 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,291 You're obliged to conform 65 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,168 When there's no other course 66 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,003 She used to look good to me 67 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,296 But now I find her... 68 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:54,424 Tiff, do you know where my Hermès pocket square is? 69 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,259 How the fuck should I know? Ask Rosa. 70 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,511 Simply irresistible 71 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,846 Forget it. 72 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,390 I cannot be late for the train. I have a very big day today. 73 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,309 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 74 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,853 Get right back here. Now. 75 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,150 Is that a new suit? 76 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,526 -Yes, why? -That's weird. 77 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,112 I don't recall signing off on any new purchases. 78 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,113 Well, I'm sorry. 79 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,239 It's just everyone on the hill 80 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,407 is wearing Donna Karan this session. 81 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,575 I don't care what they're wearing. 82 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,118 I care what you're making, which, last I checked, 83 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,787 is an embarrassing 45k a year. 84 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,457 I'm not sure it's appropriate 85 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:31,211 for you to be just buying designer duds willy-nilly. 86 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,337 Come on. 87 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,547 Pfaffashions is on pace to make 11 mil this year. 88 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,258 -The fuck do you care? -Fine, keep the suit. 89 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,927 I'll just take it out of next month's allowance. 90 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:39,928 What? 91 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,180 You bought Giancarlo six bespoke tracksuits. 92 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,306 And a Kawasaki Ninja. 93 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,557 -Vroom, vroom. -Mm, mm, mm. 94 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,768 Okay, you know what? Stay out of it, Giancarlo. 95 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:48,853 Little late for that, am I right? 96 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:49,938 -Yeah. 97 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,148 Whoo! Oh! 98 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,400 Blair, as long as I make the money, 99 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:55,485 I wear the pants-- 100 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,403 present circumstance excluded, 'kay? 101 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,322 -Have fun playing politics. Vroom. 102 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,531 You know what? For the last time, 103 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,284 it's very noble stuff that I'm up to, okay? 104 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,620 There's no greater honor than public service, Giancarlo. 105 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,665 Found your pocket square, bub. 106 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:11,584 -I'm going. 107 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,211 Ooh, what a coincidence. 108 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,798 I'm coming! 109 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,217 All right, guys, "What Are You Doing 110 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,594 the Rest of Your Life" take 37. 111 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,888 Guess I'll be doing this shit the rest of my life. 112 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,932 -Excuse me? 113 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,893 Nah. 114 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,483 Yeah, it's better. It's better, right, Yaya? 115 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:43,574 I don't know. Uh, maybe 86 the 75-309. 116 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,661 What? There's no mic 7530-- 117 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,454 Oh. 118 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:51,541 867-5309. Jenny. 119 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,544 You should have gone with 777 93-11, 120 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,296 but I keep forgetting you're half white, so... 121 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,756 I am Black and Palestinian, and I've told you that 122 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,717 every single week since we've met. 123 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,093 Look, did you get the thing or not? 124 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,304 Yep. 125 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:05,471 Great. 126 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,056 So you're really going all in, huh? 127 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:07,849 Oh, yeah. 128 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,560 Bought the ring, closed down the house. 129 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:11,978 Yeah. 130 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,981 Oh, speaking of which, do you think that she 131 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,400 would like pile carpets or Berber carpets better? 132 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,694 I can't decide. -You know, hos like Berber. 133 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,864 Bruce, do you fucking mind? I'm gonna marry this ho. 134 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,365 Just turn some knobs or something. 135 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,869 Homey, the house on its own is already a giant swing, 136 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,246 and now you're gonna decorate that motherfucker 137 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,873 -without her input? -Goddamn right. 138 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,293 Every other guy your age, they're getting sports cars, 139 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,711 and they're, like, plowing hookers, 140 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,297 and you're moving to the suburbs? 141 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,549 It's--sounds like a cry for help. 142 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,469 Well, listen, I've already had every toy, okay? 143 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,137 And every hooker from high-class 144 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,555 -to John Lee. -What? 145 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,890 Quitting Wall Street was a blessing. 146 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,558 Well, technically you were kicked off 147 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,727 for decades of transgressions. 148 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,103 The point is, I don't want to be 149 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,563 about transgressions anymore. 150 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,231 I want to be about progressions, 151 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,525 both of the life and the chord variety. 152 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,278 It's time for me to start making more than just money. 153 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,698 Damn, that was stupid and beautiful. 154 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:09,327 You're right. I should pick the drapes first. 155 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,411 'Cause they say they're supposed 156 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,705 to match the carpet, am I right? 157 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,083 -You doing a pube joke? Doing a pube joke. 158 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,209 -Pubes. -Pubes! 159 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,377 -My man. 160 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,504 Frankly, I would kill 161 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,215 to have my company taken public 162 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,591 by the Leighman Brothers. 163 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,426 I don't think that's the end of the sentence. 164 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,594 -Oh. -But... 165 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:27,720 No, he's not finished. 166 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,723 I am much less confident in the Leighman Brother 167 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,475 and whatever you are. 168 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,477 Okay, well, this one again. 169 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,980 Look, I know there's a lot of nasty theories out there 170 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,358 that Lenny was the brains of the operation, 171 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,026 but that couldn't be further from the truth. 172 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,737 The fact is that he was a little bit of an imbecile. 173 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,155 He was fucking worthless. 174 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,407 Okay, he had some redeeming qualities. 175 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,408 Not many. 176 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,617 And then he got crushed by a car, 177 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,411 and he died right then and not a moment after. 178 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,246 Yeah, it's not like he lived for a year 179 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,497 and then was taken out 180 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,581 to the woods and eaten by wolves. 181 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,417 Don't--nobody said that. 182 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,418 Okay, I was just saying-- 183 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,293 You're just putting that into his head. 184 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:00,670 That's a hypothetical. 185 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:02,130 Next thing, he's gonna say, there's a Frankenstein room 186 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,383 right behind that wall where we kept him for some time. 187 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,260 -Which there's not. -But that's not true. 188 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:10,430 Okay, sure, but look. 189 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,515 Since you took the helm, 190 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,268 you guys have been repeatedly embarrassed. 191 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:17,228 -Ah. -Hm, uh-oh. 192 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,896 -Okay, Jerry. 193 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,565 -May I call you Jerry? -My name's Harold. 194 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,067 -Yes, but may I call you Jerry? -It's a term of endearment. 195 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:23,985 He calls me Jerry. 196 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,820 That's why we got Jerry here. 197 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,448 -He's a fucking genius, okay? -I am. 198 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:32,326 Jerry's even more Lenny-er than Lenny ever was. 199 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,703 My job is to bring 200 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,538 the Leighman Brothers into the '90s. 201 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,331 I want you to come with us. 202 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,000 Because if it looks like a Leighman, 203 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,126 and it sounds like a Leighman... 204 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,210 And it smells like a Leighman. 205 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,545 All right, I hate that cologne. 206 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,629 Chances are... 207 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,089 208 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,509 Except you don't look or sound like one. 209 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,719 You are not a Leighman. 210 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,179 You are a-- 211 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,347 I'm trying to think of a less offensive word than... 212 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,640 -Don't say it. -Jew. 213 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,184 -Oh. -Said it. 214 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,435 Okay. 215 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,354 I'm sorry, gentlemen. Thank you for your time. 216 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:03,274 Wow. I've heard worse. 217 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,650 -I've said worse. 218 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,985 We'll get 'em next time. 219 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,238 soaring orchestral music 220 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,616 Hey. 221 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,331 Blair Pfaff. 222 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,583 Hey, Congressman, guess where I am. 223 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,627 I don't know, hell? Fingers crossed. 224 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,504 No, no, but close. 225 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,214 I'm in your old Honda. 226 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,715 You know, when I took this thing off you, 227 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,550 I had no intention of actually driving it. 228 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,593 I was just trying to big time you. 229 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,969 Life's kind of funny, huh? 230 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,763 Yeah, I remember you said you didn't want a shitty Honda. 231 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,265 You wanted my shitty Honda to use as a toilet. 232 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,558 And I meant it. 233 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,726 Say what you want about the Japanese, 234 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:39,977 and Lord knows I have-- I mean, I grew up 235 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,270 on the Warner Brothers cartoons-- 236 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,563 but I gotta tell you. 237 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,106 They make one hell of a reliable automobile. 238 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,484 Okay, is this why you called? Because I'm very busy. 239 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,985 No, listen. 240 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,488 -Did you get what I asked for? -That depends. 241 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,198 Did you get what I asked for? 242 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,701 Yeah. Now come on. 243 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,329 Get this thing done, all right? You said you got the juice. 244 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,580 The juice? 245 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,375 Please, Mo, I am a kingmaker, okay? 246 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,001 As well as a king myself. 247 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,836 You know, that's kingmaker 101 stuff 248 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,630 is you make yourself a king first. 249 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,839 It's like, you know, wishing 250 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,633 for more wishes and that kind of thing. 251 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,635 The fuck are you talking about, Blair? 252 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,053 Did you get it done or not? 253 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,721 Okay, I got a hell of a lot riding on this. 254 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:16,973 Oh, oh, I can't hear you. 255 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,474 The walls are so thick in here. 256 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,351 -[Mo] Pfaff, Pfaff, Pfaff. -Beep. 257 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,103 Jesus Christ. 258 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,358 Yes. 259 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,527 -Good morning, Werner. -Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,862 -Any messages? -Nope. 261 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,906 Governor Putnam didn't return? 262 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:35,950 Oh, sorry, I thought you were joking 263 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,119 when you asked me to call him again. 264 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,082 I told you we're tight. He's just been very busy. 265 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,585 They tapped him to be the head of the RNC. 266 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:46,711 Cool. 267 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,964 -Um, Pastor Swaford did call. -Nah, nah, nah. 268 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,716 That man is dead to me. 269 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,385 So what is on the schedule for today? 270 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,763 Um, okay, well, there's a big House Oversight meeting... 271 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,598 Oh. 272 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,932 That you weren't asked to join. 273 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,642 And then there's the Ways and Means Committee... 274 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,727 Super fun. 275 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,061 That you also weren't asked to join. 276 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,772 Okay, why don't we stick to things that I was asked to join? 277 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,275 Of course, sorry. Let's see here. 278 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:14,488 Ooh, ooh. Columbia House CD Club? 279 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,574 What is it, ten CDs for ten cents? 280 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,534 You know what? Do it. 281 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,621 Senator, what can I do you for? 282 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,376 That was odd. 283 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,545 Why do you think he just... 284 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,255 oh, my God. 285 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,424 Oh, God, what is that smell? 286 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,301 I believe he came in here to fart, sir, 287 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,886 just like everyone does. 288 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,638 Yeah, I gathered that, Werner. 289 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,849 I can't wait until my new office is finished 290 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,852 and we can get out of here and get to work. 291 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:48,230 The governor said, "Any day now." 292 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,482 Any day now, sir. 293 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,488 Double D. 294 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,990 Mm, Mo! Hey! 295 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,951 -Hey, hey, girl. Hey. 296 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,703 Mmm. 297 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,829 Brought your favorite sandwiches. 298 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,247 Oh, my goodness, yes. 299 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,458 -For later, I guess. Thank you. 300 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,834 Shit, didn't know you already ate. 301 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,379 -Lobster, not bad. -Yeah, yeah. 302 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,798 Well, we can give this shit to the guards and gangs, 303 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,049 keep 'em from fucking with you. 304 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,385 I've been missing Carnegie's since I got in here. 305 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,930 Looks like you're doing pretty good, huh? 306 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,015 It's funny, I get way more respect in here 307 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,725 than I ever did on the outside. 308 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,018 -Hm. 309 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:26,977 But come on, fill me in. 310 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,312 -What's happening in the world? -Oh. 311 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,814 I heard DeBarge is trying to cross over 312 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,608 to more white folks by changing their name to "The Barge"? 313 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,027 -This is true. -Oh, no! 314 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,446 You know what's really hot on the street right now? 315 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,198 Interior design. 316 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,200 -For real? -Everybody's talking about it. 317 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,952 For instance, what's your opinion 318 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,079 on Berber versus pile carpet? 319 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,665 Uh, isn't the carpet supposed to match the drapes? 320 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,291 That's what I said! 321 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,877 I've been in here so long, 322 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,504 the carpet is a pile. You know what I'm saying? 323 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,090 Yeah, I do, and if I didn't, the gestures really helped. 324 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,092 No, you don't have to keep--yeah. 325 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,885 Oh, something else-- countertops. 326 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,762 Yeah, it's like a gang war out there, you know? 327 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,222 It's like Prince versus Michael. 328 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,890 -Mm. -Granite versus marble. 329 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,684 -Pick a side. -Yeah, yeah. 330 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,478 No, babe, pick a side. 331 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,021 Oh, um, uh, 332 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,898 granite feels way more contemporary. 333 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,693 -Are you okay, Mo? -Yes, yeah. 334 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,944 I'm actually better than okay. 335 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,821 I've never been better in my life, 336 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,740 and it's all because of you. 337 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,825 These little visits over the last couple months 338 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,452 have really helped me to focus my shit. 339 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,369 Really, Mo? 340 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,413 Because that's been the best part of this 341 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,330 for me too, you know? 342 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,623 I mean, I think it's the first time 343 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,959 that we've ever really just talked. 344 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,879 Yeah, and without the pressure of us working with each other. 345 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,005 Or against each other. 346 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,174 I mean, if the fucking wasn't fucking up our job, 347 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,634 then our job was fucking up the fucking. 348 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:41,886 Exactly. 349 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,264 My only regret is that I didn't figure it out a lot sooner. 350 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,182 Mm. 351 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,017 Well, I mean, I got a couple other regrets. 352 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,102 Yeah. 353 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,645 Okay, I'm riddled with regrets. 354 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,734 But, you know, I've got regrets too. 355 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,653 But it's never too late, you know, I guess. 356 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,280 I hope. 357 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,992 -Yeah. 358 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,036 Visiting hours are now over. 359 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,288 Visitors, please exit immediately. 360 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,499 Prisoners, return to your cell blocks. 361 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,792 Okay, well... 362 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,793 Okay. 363 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,170 Don't you get too comfortable in here, inmate, 364 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,048 'cause something tells me that you are gonna be able 365 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:23,177 to fix any regrets that you have very soon. 366 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,846 Wait, what? 367 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,516 No, no. What are you up to? 368 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,934 -Huh? -I told you. 369 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,769 I don't need your ass to get me out of here. 370 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,562 -Okay, okay. -No, I don't need your help. 371 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,232 -Dawn. -I can take care of myself. 372 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,317 -I'm serious, Mo. -Dawn! 373 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,114 upbeat music 374 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,203 Go away. No one's home. 375 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,456 No speak no English, por favor. 376 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,874 Chinga tu madre. 377 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,585 Mo, what are you doing here? Wait, is that the thing? 378 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,712 Is this the thing? Is this your fucking office? 379 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,297 Why isn't your office where the offices are? 380 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,884 This is just temporary until my new, phat, rad office 381 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,177 is done being renovated. 382 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,096 It just takes a second for them to pull sauna permits in D.C. 383 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,264 Yeah, cool, whatever, I don't care. 384 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,724 Stop blowing me off. I got what you wanted. 385 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,685 Now give Dawn her pardon. 386 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,906 Did those two ladies just come in here to fart? 387 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,283 No. 388 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,785 Look, I have decided, unfortunately, 389 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,662 not to do the pardon for Dawn. 390 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,705 Wait a minute, why? 391 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:35,207 Mo, do you know how fishy it would look 392 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,918 if I pardoned my crooked ex-business partner 393 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,336 right after I took office? 394 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,172 I mean, I'm a very important congressman. 395 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,924 And if you'll look to my right, you'll see 396 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,843 one of the most famous congressional closets 397 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,096 in history dating back to the early 1900s. 398 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,182 Legend has it that this very closet was where JFK 399 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,227 and Marilyn Monroe would sneak off to to fart. 400 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,854 -Boy. 401 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,523 If these walls could smell. 402 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,779 What the Pfaff, fuck? 403 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,823 Listen, we had a deal. 404 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,909 I got the thing. You give me Dawn's pardon. 405 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,160 I can't. 406 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,705 Blair, you don't understand. I have huge plans that hinge-- 407 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,498 You had plans? I had plans, 408 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,959 and they all went up in coke that you planted on me, 409 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,169 so don't talk to me about plans. 410 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,172 Can I get you an Evian or a cup of water or any-- 411 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,675 Blair, this isn't about us, all right? 412 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,053 Our relationship is fucking totaled, 413 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,763 but that doesn't mean that Dawn deserves 414 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,764 to stay in prison for-- 415 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,098 Deserves? 416 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,142 You of all people should know that's not how the world works. 417 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,226 Christ, you're dumber than I thought-- 418 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,103 -Give me that fucking pardon! -I can't. 419 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,063 Why not? 420 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,566 Because my office is a fucking fart closet! 421 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,818 I literally can't, okay? 422 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,570 I have no power here whatsoever. 423 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,573 Everyone on the Hill hates me as do all of my constituents 424 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,325 for the same reason-- I was appointed to, 425 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369 not elected to a seat that was vacated by a man 426 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,579 I essentially fucked to death! 427 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,500 This whole job blows, and not in a good way. 428 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,460 Well, at least you didn't fuck over everybody you know 429 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,213 -in order to get here. -My whole life is dog shit. 430 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,299 Tiff has me on an allowance, not because we're on a budget, 431 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,468 just because she loves humiliating me. 432 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,095 She has this whole cuckold fetish. 433 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,638 Huh, maybe we should slide through, huh? 434 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,390 I've worked my ass off my whole life, 435 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,559 and yet here I am working for 45k a year, 436 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,477 and she's running 437 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,604 the fastest growing fashion company on Earth. 438 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814 Literally, their only problem 439 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,232 is coming up with enough capital 440 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,650 to keep up with their demand. 441 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,944 People in the industry are calling her "Jeansus." 442 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,612 Well, look on the bright side, kid. 443 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,655 This place may not be a sauna, 444 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,906 but at least you're getting hotboxed. 445 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,993 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to burn these clothes 446 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,203 and puke and then go beg for help 447 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,204 from the last fucking people 448 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,872 I ever wanted to beg for help from 449 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,957 because it turns out 450 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,583 you're a cuckold in congress too. 451 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,420 -Peace, bitch. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 452 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,963 I need this. I need this, Mo. 453 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,464 -Please, I need this. -Blair, let go. 454 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,758 -Please give it to me. -Let go! 455 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,218 Please, everyone on the Hill 456 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,511 has one of these Halliburton briefcases... 457 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,847 -Get off! -And Tiff won't buy me one! 458 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,392 Move. 459 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,521 Jesus Christ, son of a-- 460 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,523 -You have to step-- -I know what I'm doing. 461 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,152 You don't have to tell me how to get out of a fucking office. 462 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,538 Ah, I don't know, Lar. 463 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,251 Come on, you could be a goddamn knockout. 464 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,379 This doctor's a genius. He did Cher. 465 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,589 Not that it matters who he fucked, 466 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,592 but Cher would never date a mediocre plastic surgeon. 467 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,179 -I mean, is "the full Face/ -Off" really necessary? 468 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,972 Keithy, if it's the Leighman Brothers 469 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,724 the world wants, it's the Leighman Brothers 470 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,267 they'll get, and besides, 471 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,186 this is just a minor technicality 472 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,855 so you and I can focus on our company 473 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,482 getting back on top. 474 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,358 I mean, I guess I always hated my chin. 475 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,861 Who didn't? That's the spirit. 476 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,237 Come on, now. All right. 477 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,490 Now, let's talk foreskin restoration surgery. 478 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,866 Wait, what? I'm sorry? 479 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:07,586 Oh, off-color remark! 480 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,800 What the fuck just happened? 481 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,511 Shit, I don't know. 482 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,222 Jesus Christ, I've done that a million times before. 483 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,932 -I must have-- -Gotten old? 484 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,141 Oh, fuck you. 485 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,185 Yeah, why don't you elevate and ice, gramps? 486 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,978 How convenient. That's a good idea. 487 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,271 Not in the oysters, stop. 488 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,065 No, no, no, no, don't take off your--oh. 489 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,191 God damn it. 490 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,193 These Malpeques just landed from PEI. 491 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,653 What the fuck do you want, Maurice? 492 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,988 Well, for starters, to know what the brother fuck 493 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,532 is going on between you two guys, 494 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,950 but we can get into that later. 495 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,576 I need to get Dawn out of jail ASAP. 496 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,370 I know you own the joint where she's locked up, 497 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,539 so how much for one of those, you know, 498 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,374 overcrowding, work release, 499 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,584 you know, sex slave things that you got for Keith? 500 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,753 Mo, the only pardoning I'll be doing 501 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,674 is my French when I tell you to fuck all the way off, okay? 502 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,592 Because I will never do anything for, 503 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,678 or with you ever again for the rest of my life. 504 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:01,515 Yeah, well, I guess I expected that from you, dirtbag. 505 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,143 Keith, Keith, Earth to Keith. Are you in there? 506 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,854 -Come on, help a brother out. -Keith is dead. 507 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,440 I--well, I'm not--hold on. 508 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,525 Not really. I mean, I'm-- 509 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,860 No, no, you're dead. Keith is dead. 510 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,238 The Keith you know is dead, but you're a friend, 511 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,199 and I want to help a friend out, so why don't you 512 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,912 take your lame leg out of our fucking lunch and limp... 513 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,414 Straight to hell. 514 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,426 Sorry, Dawn, lights out. 515 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,470 Hey, uh, you mind if I just 516 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,181 watch A Different World to wind down? 517 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,473 You know, calm my mind? 518 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,101 Helps clear my head before the morning trades. 519 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,520 -Yeah. -Ah, thanks, Richie. 520 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,859 Hey, Lydia, it's time. 521 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,194 Yeah. 522 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,530 Half skirt, half pants, 523 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115 total discretion. 524 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,743 The Skants by Pfaffashions. 525 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,038 [Kadeem] If he does, then he won't graduate. 526 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,665 I needs the help. 527 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,877 I know, but do you think I can really do the work? 528 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:12,836 Really? 529 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,504 [Kadeem] It's the only reason I came to ask you. 530 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,257 You know any good waxers? 531 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,884 I haven't been able to find anyone 532 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,761 since Stoya got paroled. 533 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,271 Still not much for conversation, huh? 534 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,856 Not that good. 535 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,073 I mean, look, we've been stuck in this cell for six months. 536 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,367 The least you could do is shoot the shit. 537 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,291 I told you my whole life story. 538 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,544 I made you $106,000. 539 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,548 Come on. I let you go down on me. 540 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,092 You could've shaved. 541 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,010 I'm sorry. I wasn't showered either. 542 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,808 I didn't expect it, you know? 543 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,603 Look, speaking of sex, I mean, you gotta be excited. 544 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,480 I'm sure you didn't think you'd get out so quick 545 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,400 after a sextuple homicide. 546 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,694 Social security fraud. 547 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:23,448 I'm in here for social security fraud. 548 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:26,576 The murders are a rumor. 549 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,958 tense music 550 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,877 I mean, no, totally. 551 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,754 Between us, 552 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,299 you really did kill all those bums, right? 553 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:43,927 You sure ask a lot of questions, Darcy. 554 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,681 No, no, no, no. I was just making small talk. 555 00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,943 I know how we can get Dawn out. 556 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,161 Yes? 557 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,248 -For Christ's sake. 558 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,709 Ever since Lenny died again, 559 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:19,046 Larry has been desperate to make a name for himself. 560 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:22,257 Best way to do that is to take a company public 561 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,467 in a big way. 562 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,385 Thing is, no one's gonna touch us, 563 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,721 not after Black Monday-- Amerisavings, 564 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,390 the TBD Ponzi scheme, and The List Goes On and On, 565 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,184 which is a real estate listing company 566 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,352 that we acquired that went belly-up. 567 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,478 Hm. 568 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,771 Which is why if you can deliver us 569 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,982 a company that's primed for an IPO, 570 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,026 and have the Leighman Brothers underwrite it, 571 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,529 I guarantee you Larry will make that call for Dawn. 572 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,323 573 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,034 -Olé. -Oh, hi. 574 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,620 -Tiff. -Mo. 575 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,872 So I hear you're having a little cash flow problem. 576 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,416 What would you say if you could fix it forever 577 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,668 while making more money than you ever dreamed of 578 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,462 and cuckold Blair by the balls 579 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,298 by working with his most hated rivals in the process? 580 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,260 I'd say... 581 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,303 Okay. 582 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,262 This could work. 583 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,640 Thank you for doing this for me, Keith. 584 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:15,394 Dumb fuck, this is not about you, okay? 585 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,687 This is about Dawn, and it's about Larry. 586 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,689 I don't give a shit what you've realized 587 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,609 or how sorry you are because I've moved on. 588 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,028 I have a real friend now-- nay, a brother-- 589 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,072 Neigh, a horse he gave me for my birthday 590 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,323 to show me that he cares. 591 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,491 Is that why you're letting him use you 592 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,575 to play weekend at Lenny's? 593 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,785 Yeah, well, you know what? 594 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,664 This, this is the price of doing business-- 595 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:36,957 big business. 596 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,085 I'm a partner now at the biggest bank on the block. 597 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,462 The Leighman Brothers makes the Jammer Group 598 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,340 look like...the Hammer group. 599 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:50,053 "Jan Hammer," the composer of the Miami Vice theme song? 600 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,347 Oh, Jan Hammer. 601 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,890 You're mispronouncing both of his names, 602 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,350 and I still don't know what you're saying. 603 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,937 He was a one-hit wonder just like you. 604 00:23:58,979 --> 00:23:59,771 Oh. 605 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,982 And frankly, your jealousy's embarrassing. 606 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,817 Keith, Keith, Keith, wait a minute. 607 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,070 Listen, let's say that I can find this killer deal. 608 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,322 Larry's gonna think I'm just trying to fuck him over again. 609 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,449 He's never gonna trust me. 610 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,868 Bring me a legitimately good deal, 611 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,287 and I'll make him trust you. 612 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,706 How? 613 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:18,790 Collateral. 614 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,251 Colla--you're barking up the wrong fucking tree. 615 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,294 I don't own anything. 616 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,462 You don't own anything? 617 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,463 Well, Keithy told me 618 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:25,797 you had a little passion project going on, 619 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,591 something that's very rewarding, 620 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,050 something that brings you joy, no? 621 00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,802 Yeah, I think you said you'd do anything 622 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,722 to get Dawny out, and if you want to make a deal 623 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:37,100 with the devil, you gotta sell your soul, 624 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,603 music, and all that jazz. 625 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,937 If Pfaffashions goes public 626 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,024 without a hitch, KokoMo Co Records stays yours. 627 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,443 But if it doesn't, well, then the Leighman Brothers 628 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,696 become owners of your shitty jazz label. 629 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,781 What do you want with a shitty jazz label? 630 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,367 No, we don't want a shitty jazz label. 631 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:55,410 We want... 632 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,412 Your shitty jazz label. 633 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,207 We're getting good at that. 634 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,417 I mean, it's all right. 635 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,586 What do you say? 636 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,379 Sign, sign, sign. 637 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,010 Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time" 638 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,470 Dickhead. 639 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,521 Ah, Jerome, on time for once in your life. 640 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,439 All right, go ahead. 641 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:30,362 After all of the things I've done for you 642 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,824 What the fuck? 643 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,495 Keep playing, keep playing. 644 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,541 And still you hang out all night 645 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:43,583 My man. 646 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,252 Darcy, yeah, she got out yesterday. 647 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,211 Yesterday? 648 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,505 My girl wants to party all the time 649 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,589 How? 650 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,550 All I know is my portfolio is fucked. 651 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,677 Good. Dick. 652 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,595 Jerome, it's over. We're done. 653 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:56,763 What happened? 654 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,723 I just did the fake escape thing 655 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:01,768 until my scary-ass cellmate got comfortable enough with me. 656 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:05,230 She confessed to 11 hobo murders. 657 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,984 We flirt until he applies for benefits to a PO box, 658 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,820 and then we disappear his ass. 659 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,738 The checks keep coming, 660 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,449 and nobody even knows he's dead 661 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:18,410 'cause he's homeless. 662 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:19,619 It's a victimless crime. 663 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,204 [Dawn] The cops had me record the whole thing. 664 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:24,958 Turns out, she was the Great Neck Strangler. 665 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,502 Oh, best serial killer name ever. 666 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,963 Ooh, ooh, ooh 667 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,007 To freedom, motherfuckers. 668 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,343 Ooh, to freedom, motherfuckers! 669 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,304 Hard Rs there. 670 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,597 -Ooh. -Ooh. 671 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,684 Sad. 672 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:45,395 Who invited all these losers? 673 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,479 Okay, Congressman, 674 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,189 I got your speech about our great state's 675 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,108 new small business zoning initiative. 676 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,402 They're calling it, "Get in the Zone," cute. 677 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,988 No, Werner, belly buttons are cute. 678 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,074 Punny names for small business zoning initiatives 679 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,870 fucking stink just like this sewage plant 680 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,622 or my office. 681 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,498 Everything about this job either literally 682 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,376 or figuratively stinks. 683 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,961 You know what? Fuck this. 684 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,214 It's time I make some major changes in my life. 685 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,674 I'm sick of it, 686 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:17,802 and I'm gonna start with this speech. 687 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,179 I'm gonna speak from the heart. 688 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:22,515 -I don't follow. -I'm gonna quit, Werner. 689 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:25,644 And I'm taking 'em all down with me. 690 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,978 Fuck Governor Putnam. 691 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,439 Fuck the RNC. Fuck 'em all! 692 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,024 It's time I give this sewage plant 693 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,734 some real shit to process. 694 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,779 soft dramatic music 695 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,996 Mo, you came! 696 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,874 Oh, God, you're here? You're out, you're here. 697 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,084 Yeah, I told you I didn't need your help. 698 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,919 I really should've listened to you too. 699 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,754 Wait, you didn't actually try to help-- 700 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,507 No, no, no, no, no, I did not because you said don't, 701 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,258 and I wouldn't, I respect you. 702 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,469 Oh, my God, it is so great to see you. 703 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,512 It's so good to see you. 704 00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,930 Dawn, there's something I've been dying to-- 705 00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:03,431 Can it wait? Mm, mm. 706 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,391 -Can it? -What? 707 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,268 We've done enough talking. Get your ass in here. 708 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,270 Ladies and gentlemen, 709 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,730 Congressman Blair Pfaff. 710 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,817 Congressman, how do you feel about this? 711 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,989 [reporter] Where we join Congressman Blair Pfaff 712 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,366 at the Briar Ridge Sewage-- 713 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,869 Whoa, shit! Did you see that? 714 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,249 He's been shot! 715 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,335 somber music 56767

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