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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,629 --> 00:00:25,756 Don't know, Ruth 2 00:00:25,922 --> 00:00:28,770 I need a girl who's more stimulating, 3 00:00:28,925 --> 00:00:33,018 who spices up the relationship. We've been together 3 years 4 00:00:33,179 --> 00:00:35,481 and everything is the same. What can we look forward to? 5 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,479 Ending up like them? 6 00:00:38,643 --> 00:00:40,399 It's all so... 7 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:41,772 petit bourgeois. 8 00:00:41,938 --> 00:00:43,575 They're lying to themselves. 9 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:47,445 They think responsibility and commitment will make them happier, 10 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:48,998 but that's not true. 11 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:53,746 It's not. Only those of us who live outside the system know the truth. 12 00:00:53,908 --> 00:00:55,415 And the truth is we're alone. 13 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:58,626 Yeah, you're telling me. At least we think alike. 14 00:00:59,664 --> 00:01:01,420 That's the problem, Ruth. 15 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:05,463 You always agree with me don't know who you are. 16 00:01:05,628 --> 00:01:08,346 Or what you like. Like videotaping ourselves... 17 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:10,096 - I like that. - You're lying. 18 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,514 You hold back. You're turned off by the camera, I can tell. 19 00:01:13,678 --> 00:01:16,146 Fine, but what matters is we love each other. 20 00:01:16,306 --> 00:01:18,109 We can try and make it work. 21 00:01:18,266 --> 00:01:20,402 You're not supposed to try, 22 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,612 you're supposed to get horny. 23 00:01:22,771 --> 00:01:25,191 I need a girlfriend who goes wild in bed, 24 00:01:25,356 --> 00:01:27,362 who asks me to try new things. 25 00:01:27,525 --> 00:01:30,539 What's left to try? You mean sadomasochism? 26 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:31,740 No, no. 27 00:01:31,905 --> 00:01:32,948 Right? 28 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:34,704 Why "no. no"? 29 00:01:34,866 --> 00:01:36,788 Sadomasochism. 30 00:01:36,951 --> 00:01:38,957 I could go for you hitting me. 31 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,714 Yeah, I mean hard. Punch me for real, 32 00:01:42,874 --> 00:01:45,342 make me bleed. I mean a serious injury. 33 00:01:45,502 --> 00:01:48,681 I want people at work to be suspicious. 34 00:01:48,838 --> 00:01:52,053 I'll make up excuses and they won't believe me. 35 00:01:52,217 --> 00:01:54,471 More excuses, more suspicion... 36 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,566 Damn, I'm getting horny just thinking about it. 37 00:01:57,722 --> 00:01:59,193 Yeah, me too. 38 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:01,275 You did it again. 39 00:02:01,434 --> 00:02:03,486 - Did what? - You agreed with me again. 40 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,575 If it doesn't turn you on, that's fine. 41 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:09,151 It's fine. Don't like getting hit either. 42 00:02:09,317 --> 00:02:11,156 You think I'm a pervert? 43 00:02:13,822 --> 00:02:17,618 ...Can't go on with a relationship like this. 44 00:02:17,784 --> 00:02:20,797 Maybe we can discuss it at another time. 45 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:26,378 Yeah, but the subject came up, we should talk about it. 46 00:02:27,252 --> 00:02:30,016 I think if we talk about it later at home, 47 00:02:30,171 --> 00:02:33,932 we can work it out. I can change. 48 00:02:34,092 --> 00:02:36,311 No, Ruth. It's over. 49 00:02:49,149 --> 00:02:52,363 - Hurray for the newlyweds! - Hurray! 50 00:03:11,546 --> 00:03:13,633 I have a feeling she'll be next. 51 00:03:14,966 --> 00:03:16,936 She's going to cry! How cute! 52 00:03:24,893 --> 00:03:26,945 Tell me the bar is free. 53 00:04:52,105 --> 00:04:55,118 - Great news. You must be thrilled. - Yes, I am. 54 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,912 How long have you known? 55 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,488 Two months, but we wanted to be sure before telling anyone. 56 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:02,371 - Hi, Ruth. You hear the news? - Sara's pregnant! 57 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:05,296 The girls say they can tell. That I look prettier, happier... 58 00:05:05,452 --> 00:05:07,836 But don't know. Feel fatter every day. 59 00:05:07,996 --> 00:05:09,752 What? You look great! 60 00:05:09,914 --> 00:05:12,548 Yeah, what do you mean? You look... 61 00:05:13,168 --> 00:05:16,631 Okay, let's stop talking about me, I'm blushing. 62 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:18,932 - Get to work! - Sara, one thing. 63 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:21,510 I'm making progress with the lobsters 64 00:05:21,676 --> 00:05:25,188 and I thought maybe we could present my project to the subsidy committee. 65 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:29,730 I love the work you've done, it's innovative and very bold. 66 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:32,361 And I appreciate the extra hours you've put in 67 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,320 since Pedro dumped you, but you know the committee. 68 00:05:35,482 --> 00:05:38,162 Pro? T, that's all they care about. 69 00:05:38,318 --> 00:05:41,995 But I think if we can understand cell regeneration in lobsters, 70 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:44,623 the applications could be very pro? Table. 71 00:05:44,783 --> 00:05:47,997 Of course. And I support you working on it, in your free time. 72 00:05:48,161 --> 00:05:52,420 The cutbacks are coming. We have to focus on getting results. 73 00:05:52,582 --> 00:05:55,761 But don't worry, got them to send us someone else. 74 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,381 The new intern. He's going to write his thesis with us. 75 00:05:58,713 --> 00:06:00,054 Unpaid. 76 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:02,468 He's over there. 77 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:12,485 This is Daniel... 78 00:06:13,061 --> 00:06:14,733 - Sampari. - Dani. 79 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:15,739 Dani. 80 00:06:16,356 --> 00:06:18,408 I'm busy, so Ruth will take care of you. 81 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:19,610 Nice to meet you, boss. 82 00:06:20,485 --> 00:06:22,786 Well, you can call her that if you want. 83 00:06:22,946 --> 00:06:26,707 We're not into hierarchies. Imagine having to call me "boss." 84 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:28,120 Anyway. 85 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:31,084 Ruth will show you the ropes, okay? 86 00:06:31,496 --> 00:06:32,623 "Boss." 87 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:36,465 Get to work! 88 00:06:37,419 --> 00:06:39,755 - They're all females? - Yes. 89 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:43,468 When they mate, the females lose their shells and the males eat them. 90 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:47,346 Female lobsters, female workers... The only male is the unpaid intern. 91 00:06:47,512 --> 00:06:49,482 This place is very egalitarian. 92 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:53,186 You haven't heard the worst part You have to pee sitting down. 93 00:06:53,351 --> 00:06:54,146 Okay. 94 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:56,944 We won't be paying much attention to the lobsters, 95 00:06:57,105 --> 00:07:00,985 but you can start by entering all this into the data base. 96 00:07:02,152 --> 00:07:05,035 Written on both sides of the page. Great. 97 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:06,407 That's your desk. 98 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:19,379 Dani, how are those graphs coming? 99 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:22,094 Great. They're not ready yet but I'm on it. 100 00:07:22,422 --> 00:07:24,094 That's not the internet, is it? 101 00:07:24,257 --> 00:07:26,392 I'm offended you think that of me, boss. 102 00:07:27,135 --> 00:07:28,096 Right. 103 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:43,243 You're lucky your mom cooks for you. 104 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:46,616 Yeah, right. My mom wishes she could cook like this. 105 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:50,956 Nailing a yogurt pound cake with walnuts takes real talent. 106 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:53,418 Want some? 107 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:57,540 Yeah. I'm going to the gym later "WHY- 108 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:03,177 If my trainer saw me, she'd kill me. 109 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:05,010 Is she tough? 110 00:08:05,673 --> 00:08:07,227 The worst. 111 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:10,064 Right, right, left. Come on, let's go! 112 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:12,689 Right, right, left. Don't hold back. 113 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:14,484 Feel that adrenaline rush! 114 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:16,562 Can we start with something easier? 115 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:19,490 Pilates, sauna, water jets... 116 00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:21,283 Water jets? Pilates? 117 00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:24,702 A sauna won't get rid of that cottage cheese. 118 00:08:24,859 --> 00:08:26,117 You need cardie. 119 00:08:26,277 --> 00:08:29,825 Don't worry, it gets better. We throw in some kicks... Bam! 120 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,959 Whatever you say, Mom. 121 00:08:32,117 --> 00:08:34,122 Combination. Right, right, left. 122 00:08:34,285 --> 00:08:35,757 Come on, let's see it. 123 00:08:35,912 --> 00:08:37,502 - Can't! - What do you mean? 124 00:08:37,664 --> 00:08:39,301 You're out of shape. 125 00:08:39,457 --> 00:08:42,387 No wonder. All day in that lab. You'll turn into a hamster. 126 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:46,138 - How long since he dumped you? - It was mutual. 3 months. 127 00:08:46,297 --> 00:08:49,180 You see? If I'd done the same when your dad left me, 128 00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:52,936 I'd be bored, bitter and I'd have an ass like a bull ring. 129 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:55,350 Sure, so you joined the Fight Club. 130 00:08:55,515 --> 00:08:58,149 Just want you to get out and have fun. 131 00:08:58,309 --> 00:08:59,733 And get laid. 132 00:08:59,894 --> 00:09:01,021 Please! 133 00:09:01,438 --> 00:09:02,481 That's right. 134 00:09:02,856 --> 00:09:03,568 Water. 135 00:09:03,898 --> 00:09:05,286 You're too soft. 136 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:06,996 You still aren't over it. 137 00:09:07,152 --> 00:09:11,292 You need to show him he can't treat you this way! 138 00:09:11,448 --> 00:09:13,120 What do you want me to do? 139 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:15,086 Nothing, leave it to me. 140 00:09:15,243 --> 00:09:18,790 There are two studly Kosovar Albanians working here. 141 00:09:18,955 --> 00:09:20,426 Real pros. 142 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:22,551 What are you trying to say? 143 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:25,426 You want to hire thugs to break his legs? 144 00:09:25,587 --> 00:09:28,007 Said they're pros. They won't break anything. 145 00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:30,974 - It worked great on your dad. - Dad? 146 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:33,982 He was a kitten after that. And it gave me a huge rush. 147 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:37,265 Come on. Right, right. Imagine it's him. 148 00:09:37,432 --> 00:09:39,900 Bastard! You can't treat my daughter like that! 149 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:43,025 Motherfucker! Come on, pretend it's him. 150 00:09:43,188 --> 00:09:46,534 Jerk! Go on, hit him. He's standing right here. Bam! 151 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:57,162 Boss, how about a few beers to celebrate you not? Ring me yet? 152 00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:58,412 Okay. 153 00:09:59,162 --> 00:10:00,455 But just one 154 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:06,051 don't know. 155 00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:09,058 - I want something glamorous. - Say no more. 156 00:10:09,214 --> 00:10:11,053 One Cosmopolitan, coming right up. 157 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:15,479 I'll take something unglamorous. A rum and Coke. 158 00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:17,098 Another one! 159 00:10:17,847 --> 00:10:19,734 Looks like the lobsters will have to wait. 160 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:23,403 They're stupid animals. The females deserve to get eaten. 161 00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:27,073 Why do they keep trying? Why not just be alone and happy? 162 00:10:27,232 --> 00:10:28,110 It's instinct. 163 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:30,695 Ducks? Y south, mantises eat their mates 164 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,115 and lobsters like men who mistreat them. 165 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:35,997 Luckily after all this evolution it doesn't affect us any more. 166 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,747 - Yeah, just as well. - Right. 167 00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:40,080 - We're leaving. - Already? 168 00:10:40,703 --> 00:10:41,914 I'm pregnant. 169 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,002 Really? We hadn't realized. 170 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,716 With the baby, can't drink as much as some people. 171 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,212 I need to pee. 172 00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:49,636 Wow. 173 00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:52,928 And some creep who thinks he's Ronaldo kept hitting on us. 174 00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,183 Hitting on us? 175 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:58,020 He didn't say a word, he just kept? Exing his peeks. 176 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,391 It didn't work? 177 00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:02,526 I thought that worked every time. 178 00:11:02,684 --> 00:11:05,068 Only someone desperate would hook up with him. 179 00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:06,355 Which one is he? 180 00:11:06,646 --> 00:11:07,773 That one. 181 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:36,635 Morning, gorgeous. 182 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:37,721 Hi. 183 00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:45,021 - You don't remember me? - Yes. 184 00:11:45,185 --> 00:11:48,281 Good. It happens all the time when go home with drunk girls. 185 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:51,286 They wake up and say, "No, it was a mistake." 186 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:54,490 "I was too drunk." And they kick me out in 5 minutes. 187 00:11:54,652 --> 00:11:57,536 And that's not very polite now, is it? 188 00:11:57,864 --> 00:12:00,996 I kill myself in the gym to have nice muscles, 189 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:03,129 I spend a bundle at the tanning salon... 190 00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:05,706 Yeah, and you have accessories. 191 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:09,218 The diamond earring, all that hair... 192 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,594 How about it? You want an encore? 193 00:12:11,753 --> 00:12:13,972 No, I'm not a morning person. 194 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:16,301 You know, bad breath... 195 00:12:16,466 --> 00:12:17,558 Want some breakfast? 196 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:19,935 Okay. 197 00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:30,324 I need to send some emails... 198 00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:31,775 Sure, 199 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:33,150 go ahead. 200 00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:42,705 - I just friended you on Facebook. - Okay. 201 00:12:43,076 --> 00:12:45,295 Are you connected? So you can accept. 202 00:12:46,955 --> 00:12:47,749 There. 203 00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,920 Yeah. Look at this. 204 00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:54,051 Who is "Mikel alias The Rider"? 205 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,431 My ex. Why? 206 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:59,389 He just tagged a video - What? 207 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:05,517 Hey, guys! What's up? 208 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:09,236 You're wondering why? N uploading a video 209 00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:13,736 after being away so long, looking for the perfect wave�. 210 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:15,323 I've got news. 211 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:16,408 That's your ex? 212 00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:17,950 It was right here. 213 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:19,238 He's buff. 214 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:22,536 I was in the sand and a hottie appeared 215 00:13:22,699 --> 00:13:27,005 with a body you wouldn't believe, and I've seen plenty. 216 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:28,633 She took me to her place�. 217 00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:31,173 I never had it so good in my whole life. 218 00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:35,930 We humped like crazy while her sister made dinner: 219 00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:38,009 And we're still going. 220 00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:42,933 So The Rider has fallen, kids. ?n getting married. 221 00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:46,392 If you're hearing this, you're invited to the wedding. 222 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:48,691 Are his deltoids bigger than mine? 223 00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,068 I'll get it. 224 00:13:52,145 --> 00:13:55,443 But... This is my apartment. 225 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,784 - Yes? - Certi? Ed letter for Ruth Belloso. 226 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,078 Excuse me... 227 00:14:02,238 --> 00:14:03,626 All set. 228 00:14:06,326 --> 00:14:07,500 Can I have it? 229 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,087 What a coincidence! Another invitation. 230 00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:12,291 Another one? 231 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,094 "Alex y Sagrario, Villapuebla DE Medinaceli. 232 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:20,551 Hey, that town is awesome. You from there? Family of yours? 233 00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:23,688 Co-workers, right? That's my guess. 234 00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:26,561 There's no prize for guessing right. 235 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:27,979 Well? 236 00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:29,729 Another ex-boyfriend. 237 00:14:29,891 --> 00:14:33,901 Another ex-boyfriend inviting me to his wedding. Okay? 238 00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:40,537 Okay, so I'll talk to you later... 239 00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:41,702 Okay. 240 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,456 Bye! 241 00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:58,762 Yeah, I'm going that way too. 242 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,204 Luna! Luna! 243 00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:27,242 Luna! 244 00:15:35,123 --> 00:15:37,175 Hi, Luna, gorgeous! 245 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,757 Did you miss me? 246 00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:43,759 What are you doing here? The dog is mine this week. 247 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,176 You share the dog? 248 00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:46,765 Shared custody. 249 00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:50,355 She loves us both, she can't stand being away from either of us. 250 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:52,933 By the way, I'm Pedro, Ruth's ex. 251 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:54,606 No, really? Another one? 252 00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:57,906 What is this, Candid Camera? 253 00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:01,776 Ruth, it's not about the dog. I have very important news. 254 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:05,489 Fine, just don't say you're getting married because. 255 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,540 Who told you? How do you know? 256 00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:10,414 - You're getting married? - That's right. 257 00:16:10,617 --> 00:16:13,963 I thought you said it was too "peti-boogars." 258 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,134 I said "petit-bourgeois." What can I say? 259 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,260 I think you opened my eyes. 260 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:20,129 Me? 261 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,761 Yeah. Dumping you made me grow up. 262 00:16:22,921 --> 00:16:24,760 You grew up in 3 months? 263 00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:27,473 I'm surprised too, it was super fast. 264 00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:30,813 But I've discovered that when you're really in love, 265 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,976 everything just? ts. 266 00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:35,026 I realized that when I was with you 267 00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:37,354 had to suppress my feelings so wouldn't suffer. 268 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,241 While with Marta I feel ful? Lled. 269 00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:42,817 I'm complete. Alive. 270 00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:43,742 Alive! 271 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,201 Sure, man. Hey, congratulations. 272 00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:48,330 That's exactly what I'm looking for. 273 00:16:48,613 --> 00:16:50,416 Okay. Good luck. 274 00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:51,535 Ruth... 275 00:16:52,242 --> 00:16:54,496 It's important to me that you come. 276 00:16:54,661 --> 00:16:57,460 You were apart of my life, you were there for me... 277 00:16:57,622 --> 00:16:58,833 You've really helped me. 278 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,419 Come. 279 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,050 Please. 280 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,463 It would be so nice. 281 00:17:07,006 --> 00:17:10,352 Well... I guess I can try. 282 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:11,269 Thanks! 283 00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,727 You're the best. 284 00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:16,522 Thanks a lot. 285 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,024 See you there. 286 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:20,731 Ruth... Bring him if you want. 287 00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:22,188 There's no problem. 288 00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,115 Cool, huh? 289 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:38,710 Well? What do you think? 290 00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:44,799 I think it sucks! 291 00:17:45,462 --> 00:17:47,514 A bullshit wedding! 292 00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:56,943 Now you bring it to me, huh? 293 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:47,835 Hey! 294 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:50,302 Sur? Ng the internet during work hours? 295 00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:52,846 Which part of 'I no, your boss did you not understand? 296 00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:55,509 Okay, okay. I see we're touchy. 297 00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:57,016 I'm sorry, Dani. 298 00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:59,395 My ex-boyfriend is getting married 299 00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:02,437 and was looking at photos of his fiance. I'm a mess. 300 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:04,818 No, we've all done that. 301 00:20:05,393 --> 00:20:08,323 That's the one who dumped you at the wedding? 302 00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:11,570 That's the? Rst thing the girls told me about you. 303 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,367 No. This one's getting married too, but he's Mikel. 304 00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:17,208 Damn, you're in for quite a season. 305 00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:20,749 Why does this guy want to get married? 306 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,830 Don't know. Go on, turn it off. 307 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,748 - No! - Let me see! 308 00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:29,762 It was a phase of my life I'd rather forget. 309 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,302 You should tag it, your contacts deserve to see it. 310 00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:33,589 I look awful. 311 00:20:33,755 --> 00:20:35,842 Not everyone agrees. Read the comments. 312 00:20:36,007 --> 00:20:38,937 Forgot about that ex of yours, she gives me a hummer!" 313 00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:40,647 What crap is that? 314 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,983 "L think she's still single and a little wacky. 315 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,980 So you might have a chance." 316 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:48,527 He writes that on Facebook and invites me to his wedding. 317 00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:49,979 What an idiot. 318 00:20:50,146 --> 00:20:51,653 - You should go. - Yeah? 319 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,784 Why, so he can set me up with Crazytooth? 320 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:55,371 To show him he's wrong. 321 00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:56,654 That he's wrong? 322 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,741 Dani, I'm single. 323 00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:01,325 And you've seen me when I drink too much. 324 00:21:01,491 --> 00:21:02,784 Hey, don't diss yourself. 325 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:06,213 It's the truth. Besides, if I went alone 326 00:21:06,371 --> 00:21:08,210 it would only prove them right. 327 00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:10,628 Then I'll go with you. 328 00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:14,846 What? Don't even know if want to go. 329 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:19,311 Gee, don't know. Free food, booze and chicks who want to go wild. 330 00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:20,808 Of course I want to go. 331 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:25,767 But especially to help my boss show this dick what he's missing. 332 00:21:25,932 --> 00:21:27,486 Trust me, it'll be a blast. 333 00:21:29,686 --> 00:21:30,694 No. 334 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,444 No way! 335 00:21:39,237 --> 00:21:43,294 I should never have let that woman sell me this damn dress! 336 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,371 Boss, there's something don't get. 337 00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:46,247 What? 338 00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:48,167 Why do people pay for porn? 339 00:21:48,329 --> 00:21:51,758 Porn? Do we have to talk about that right now? 340 00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:54,004 Pay websites are huge. Who uses them? 341 00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:57,716 How should I know? Get me a tissue from the glove compartment. 342 00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:01,218 You know how much free porn is out there? 343 00:22:01,384 --> 00:22:02,772 Take your pick: 344 00:22:02,927 --> 00:22:05,692 Gay, lesbian, interracial, MILF, pregnant women, bukkake, 345 00:22:05,847 --> 00:22:09,394 golden showers, squirting, ?stfucking, amateur, gangbang... 346 00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:11,279 Okay, I get the idea. 347 00:22:11,436 --> 00:22:14,236 There are people who see all that for free and still say: 348 00:22:14,397 --> 00:22:16,652 Need more. No, going to pay. 349 00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:19,830 - Maybe it's higher quality. - What do you mean? 350 00:22:19,986 --> 00:22:22,786 Don't watch porn. But there's nothing you'd pay for? 351 00:22:23,073 --> 00:22:24,959 No. No. 352 00:22:25,116 --> 00:22:29,126 But it would be nice if they made the situations more arousing. 353 00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:32,834 More arousing? Sure, that's exactly what it needs. 354 00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:35,763 They go so out of their way to avoid subtlety and romance... 355 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:36,962 That's not what I mean. 356 00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:39,383 Seriously, Dani. You're nuts. 357 00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:42,847 What's a "buzake"? Or "bukkake"... 358 00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:53,732 One thing. Don't pretend I'm your boyfriend. 359 00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:56,612 Trust me, it's the worst strategy of all time. 360 00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:58,363 Wasn't planning to. 361 00:23:00,485 --> 00:23:02,822 Why is everyone dressed in white? 362 00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:05,372 Because it's a beach wedding. 363 00:23:05,532 --> 00:23:07,418 Why didn't anyone tell me? 364 00:23:08,326 --> 00:23:11,256 Excuse me? Can I take some pictures of you two? 365 00:23:11,704 --> 00:23:12,915 - Sure. - Yeah? 366 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,469 - Like that. - Boss. 367 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:38,030 No. Don't look at the camera. 368 00:23:38,231 --> 00:23:40,283 Get lost in space. 369 00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:42,702 You're two soap bubbles. 370 00:23:43,194 --> 00:23:44,405 Weightless... 371 00:23:45,321 --> 00:23:46,793 and beautiful. 372 00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:48,372 Look, it's Mikel! 373 00:24:42,587 --> 00:24:44,058 That's why he's getting married. 374 00:24:55,308 --> 00:24:56,981 Mikel s getting married. 375 00:24:57,143 --> 00:24:59,777 When I heard, I said... 376 00:25:00,605 --> 00:25:01,779 "Ouch." 377 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:04,360 But then I smoked 378 00:25:04,526 --> 00:25:06,910 a big fat doobie and thought: 379 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:10,167 "Why can't a surfer get married'- That's prejudice." 380 00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:12,460 Okay, okay, it's true. 381 00:25:12,659 --> 00:25:14,212 The partying, the traveling... 382 00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:16,464 But I have three kids... 383 00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:20,094 and they might be in Indonesia and I've never seen them, 384 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,967 but I get them surfboards for wholesale. 385 00:25:23,128 --> 00:25:24,089 Ruth! 386 00:25:24,254 --> 00:25:25,096 Hi! 387 00:25:25,255 --> 00:25:26,346 It's me, Lucia. 388 00:25:26,506 --> 00:25:28,511 Hi! What's up? 389 00:25:28,675 --> 00:25:30,181 - How are you? - Great. 390 00:25:30,343 --> 00:25:31,304 What's this? 391 00:25:31,469 --> 00:25:35,526 This was an insemination and this one's in vitro. 392 00:25:36,057 --> 00:25:37,778 What do you think? 393 00:25:37,976 --> 00:25:38,521 Hey! 394 00:25:40,145 --> 00:25:41,355 Look, look! 395 00:25:44,232 --> 00:25:45,240 Oh, well. 396 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,370 There, there. It's okay. 397 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:51,121 I'm out of milk, but it's the only way to calm him down. Here. 398 00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:53,998 Being a single mother is the best thing I ever did. 399 00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:56,495 I felt the need. Especially nowadays. 400 00:25:56,661 --> 00:25:59,247 The only ones who have kids are immigrants, gypsies 401 00:25:59,414 --> 00:26:02,379 and the Opus Dei. At this rate, in a few years... 402 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,049 - Have you got kids? - No, no. 403 00:26:05,211 --> 00:26:07,133 But I recycle a lot to leave them 404 00:26:07,297 --> 00:26:09,017 - a better world. - You recycle. 405 00:26:09,174 --> 00:26:11,428 There, there, there... 406 00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:13,766 Okay, I think that's all. 407 00:26:13,928 --> 00:26:15,565 So... 408 00:26:15,764 --> 00:26:16,974 let's get it on! 409 00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:26,779 Everybody kiss each other! 410 00:26:32,030 --> 00:26:34,331 No, no, no! Ruther! 411 00:26:34,491 --> 00:26:36,377 How great that you came! 412 00:26:36,534 --> 00:26:39,252 I mean... and look at that! 413 00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,128 Damn, you're something. 414 00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,462 Thought you wouldn't have the snatch. 415 00:26:45,627 --> 00:26:48,426 Why not? I'm doing great. 416 00:26:48,588 --> 00:26:51,008 Actually I've never been better. 417 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:54,271 Sure, that is really awesome. Totally awesome. 418 00:26:54,427 --> 00:26:57,441 Having you here to share a day like this... 419 00:26:57,597 --> 00:26:59,732 really means a lot to me. 420 00:26:59,891 --> 00:27:01,018 Ruther! 421 00:27:01,726 --> 00:27:02,734 Hot damn! 422 00:27:08,108 --> 00:27:09,745 Oh, he's your... 423 00:27:09,901 --> 00:27:10,993 Her friend Dani. 424 00:27:11,152 --> 00:27:12,540 What's up, Dani? 425 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:15,460 Yeah, we say "friends" to avoid the labels. 426 00:27:15,615 --> 00:27:17,537 Right, honey? It's easier that way. 427 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,797 Yeah, I've been chasing her for months, 428 00:27:20,954 --> 00:27:24,466 but the line is too long, so if you have any single lady friends... 429 00:27:24,624 --> 00:27:27,756 No problem, bro. This place is full of hotties. 430 00:27:27,919 --> 00:27:30,220 How cool, huh? 431 00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,227 How is everything, Ruther? You were into... 432 00:27:33,466 --> 00:27:35,471 shrimp or something, right? 433 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:37,889 Yeah, lobsters. They're lobsters. 434 00:27:38,054 --> 00:27:41,601 We're doing tons of research, it's an important project. 435 00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:43,937 - I'm very happy. - That's great. 436 00:27:44,102 --> 00:27:47,448 Hey, we cooked a bunch for dinner. Take a look. 437 00:27:47,730 --> 00:27:48,739 Hi! 438 00:27:51,025 --> 00:27:51,785 Natasha. 439 00:27:51,985 --> 00:27:53,159 Congratulations. 440 00:27:53,737 --> 00:27:55,290 - Hi. - Hi. 441 00:27:55,447 --> 00:27:57,499 Sorry we didn't say hi before. 442 00:27:57,657 --> 00:28:01,917 This is such a crazy wedding... Everything's crazy with Mikel. 443 00:28:02,078 --> 00:28:05,958 I mean we know each other. We went out for a long time. 444 00:28:06,124 --> 00:28:09,470 A really, really long time. Longer than you, but... 445 00:28:09,627 --> 00:28:12,095 we don't want to talk about that. 446 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:13,678 How are you? Are you happy? 447 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,133 Horny. 448 00:28:16,468 --> 00:28:18,140 Is that the right word? 449 00:28:18,303 --> 00:28:21,684 No, you got mixed up. But that's okay, we understood. 450 00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:25,229 - You mean you're having a blast. - Yeah. 451 00:28:25,393 --> 00:28:27,066 And I feel like fucking. 452 00:28:27,729 --> 00:28:28,773 Oh. 453 00:28:28,938 --> 00:28:31,489 You got the right word then. 454 00:28:31,649 --> 00:28:33,452 No, no, no! Aitor! 455 00:28:33,610 --> 00:28:36,493 That guy is too much. You have to meet him. 456 00:28:36,654 --> 00:28:39,123 Okay, kids. Have fun, Ruther! 457 00:28:39,741 --> 00:28:41,793 We're off to a good start. 458 00:28:41,951 --> 00:28:45,214 We know nobody here except my ex and his horny bride. 459 00:28:46,915 --> 00:28:50,427 And you won't talk to me, you're too busy with the buffet 460 00:28:50,585 --> 00:28:53,717 can't help myself. Need to try everything. 461 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,265 With a? Xed menu you know what you're getting, 462 00:28:56,424 --> 00:29:00,018 but here I feel like people are trying to take food away from me. 463 00:29:00,178 --> 00:29:02,148 - But I can still talk. - Sure. 464 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:03,859 What about, porn again? 465 00:29:04,015 --> 00:29:07,147 Don't get that tone. It's as valid a subject as any. 466 00:29:07,936 --> 00:29:09,775 You know what I would outlaw? 467 00:29:09,938 --> 00:29:11,148 You don't watch porn. 468 00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:14,363 Yeah, but it affects me. Every guy I go out with does. 469 00:29:14,526 --> 00:29:17,373 Cumming in someone's face. What's the point? 470 00:29:17,529 --> 00:29:21,159 The girls waiting for it, like they want it. Well, they don't. 471 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,828 They open their mouths but they don't. 472 00:29:23,993 --> 00:29:25,999 Because it'll get in their eyes. 473 00:29:26,162 --> 00:29:29,295 Bullshit. Semen doesn't taste good It's not yummy. 474 00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:32,387 You make an effort for that special someone, 475 00:29:32,544 --> 00:29:36,720 but Ferran Adrift won't be making semen foam for shrimp any time soon. 476 00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:38,471 - Will he? - I hope not. 477 00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:40,604 I've always preferred ketchup. 478 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,730 - Have you got any? - Ketchup? 479 00:29:42,887 --> 00:29:44,180 - For the shrimp? - Please. 480 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,355 Thank you. 481 00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:49,102 I always get weird looks, but I love it. 482 00:29:49,936 --> 00:29:51,147 See you around. 483 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:54,364 Well? 484 00:29:54,899 --> 00:29:55,908 What? 485 00:29:56,443 --> 00:29:58,198 What? Don't know. 486 00:29:58,445 --> 00:30:02,953 The glances, the smiles, now the crap about the ketchup... 487 00:30:03,116 --> 00:30:05,666 I thought I was single and wacky. 488 00:30:05,827 --> 00:30:08,413 Just because let a guy look at me doesn't mean 489 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,964 I go home with the? Rst one who does. 490 00:30:11,124 --> 00:30:13,710 At least until I've had 3 drinks. 491 00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:47,333 Well? 492 00:30:47,702 --> 00:30:49,173 You're not giving up? 493 00:30:49,329 --> 00:30:53,256 No. I always start with a girl who's obviously out of my league. 494 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,386 For 3 reasons. One: You never know. 495 00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:58,343 Two: Rejection keeps you on your toes. 496 00:30:58,505 --> 00:31:01,055 And three: When I hook one a little uglier than her 497 00:31:01,216 --> 00:31:03,268 I'll be a lot more grateful. 498 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:06,938 Soto answer your question... No, I'm only warming up. 499 00:31:08,098 --> 00:31:11,811 Don't look now, but the ketchup guy keeps checking you out. 500 00:31:11,976 --> 00:31:13,982 - He's nuts about you. - Seriously? 501 00:31:25,698 --> 00:31:26,956 Third drink. 502 00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:52,109 Will you please dance with me? 503 00:31:57,188 --> 00:31:58,991 Well, okay. 504 00:31:59,149 --> 00:32:00,192 Sure. 505 00:32:37,228 --> 00:32:38,439 What happened? 506 00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:41,618 Sorry, I really like your boobs. 507 00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:43,659 Okay. 508 00:32:43,818 --> 00:32:46,286 Don't worry about it. These things happen. 509 00:32:46,446 --> 00:32:49,032 What we'll do now 510 00:32:49,199 --> 00:32:51,120 is wait for you... 511 00:32:51,451 --> 00:32:52,958 to relax. 512 00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:55,539 Let's go sit down Come on. 513 00:32:57,207 --> 00:32:59,675 No, please! Everyone will see! 514 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:02,552 Okay. Then we'll play it off. 515 00:33:02,921 --> 00:33:04,131 Here we go. 516 00:33:04,297 --> 00:33:06,468 Right, left. Let's go. 517 00:33:06,841 --> 00:33:08,728 Right, left. 518 00:33:08,968 --> 00:33:10,440 Right, left. 519 00:33:10,595 --> 00:33:12,565 You see? Nobody's watching Good. 520 00:33:12,722 --> 00:33:15,854 Right, left, right, left, right, left... 521 00:33:16,017 --> 00:33:17,738 Conga! Conga! 522 00:33:17,894 --> 00:33:18,902 Conga! 523 00:33:19,062 --> 00:33:22,159 No, Mikel! Not the Conga! 524 00:33:23,274 --> 00:33:24,947 No, stop, Slop! 525 00:33:26,528 --> 00:33:27,536 Slop! 526 00:33:27,695 --> 00:33:30,994 Dani, make them stop! The boy has a woody! 527 00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,914 Turn! 528 00:34:07,652 --> 00:34:09,574 - Good evening. - What's up? 529 00:34:09,738 --> 00:34:12,039 Excuse me, I'd like... 530 00:34:12,574 --> 00:34:16,631 something sexy, something glamorous. 531 00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:18,838 How about a Cosmopolitan? 532 00:34:18,997 --> 00:34:22,840 Sorry, don't know how to make one If you tell me can try. 533 00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:25,800 That's okay. Give me a rum and Coke. 534 00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:28,050 Feel bad. Let's try, that way can learn. 535 00:34:28,214 --> 00:34:31,228 No, the ingredients are very complicated. 536 00:34:31,384 --> 00:34:33,021 For example, it has... 537 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:36,021 Papaya Skin... aged. 538 00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:37,898 Ruther! 539 00:34:38,057 --> 00:34:40,775 I was looking for you. Remember Crazytooth? 540 00:34:40,935 --> 00:34:42,905 - My buddy Aritz. - No, no. 541 00:34:43,062 --> 00:34:47,819 He's crazy but he's a great guy and he thinks you're hot. 542 00:34:48,693 --> 00:34:50,081 Yeah, but... 543 00:34:50,403 --> 00:34:52,491 I'm over my surfer phase. 544 00:34:52,739 --> 00:34:53,747 Oh. 545 00:34:54,908 --> 00:34:57,755 Oh, right, okay. I get the picture. 546 00:34:57,911 --> 00:35:02,051 You're more into guys who read and all that. 547 00:35:02,207 --> 00:35:04,259 I got your wi?, Ruther. 548 00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:07,300 - We have papaya skin. - And raspberry extract? 549 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:11,056 - Nice party, huh? - Yeah. 550 00:35:11,216 --> 00:35:12,307 Do you know Ruth? 551 00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:14,602 No. We spoke earlier, but we haven't met. 552 00:35:14,761 --> 00:35:15,805 Then it's official. 553 00:35:17,555 --> 00:35:18,979 He's... 554 00:35:19,724 --> 00:35:20,401 Jonas. 555 00:35:20,558 --> 00:35:23,738 Jonas, the best plastic surgeon around. 556 00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:28,534 He operated on my finger when mine got amputated in Annapurna. 557 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:32,571 It looks great. Didn't even notice until you showed me. 558 00:35:32,737 --> 00:35:34,374 He means his toe. 559 00:35:34,531 --> 00:35:36,002 A common procedure. 560 00:35:36,157 --> 00:35:39,621 It's perfect, man, perfect. Don't walk so great any more, 561 00:35:39,786 --> 00:35:41,756 but I can wave hi to the kids. 562 00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:43,835 Here's the raspberry. What else? 563 00:35:43,998 --> 00:35:45,671 You guys have everything. 564 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:50,057 Two parts vodka, lemon... 565 00:35:50,255 --> 00:35:54,265 a little African black pepper and some shrimp juice. 566 00:35:54,676 --> 00:35:55,720 Perfect. 567 00:35:55,885 --> 00:35:56,728 Yeah. 568 00:35:57,929 --> 00:36:01,357 Ruth is something else, she's something else. 569 00:36:01,516 --> 00:36:05,359 She knows a lot about lobsters, more than anyone in Spain. 570 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,490 And she goes all out. 571 00:36:07,647 --> 00:36:10,151 - Well, not really... - Not really? 572 00:36:10,316 --> 00:36:12,618 She's crazy, take it from me. 573 00:36:12,777 --> 00:36:15,078 She'd have to be to go out with me. 574 00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:17,457 You two were together? 575 00:36:17,615 --> 00:36:19,834 - They were strange years. - Sure. 576 00:36:19,993 --> 00:36:22,247 - Remember the trip to Morocco? - No. 577 00:36:22,412 --> 00:36:23,932 - Not really. - Here you go, beautiful. 578 00:36:23,997 --> 00:36:27,758 You don't remember because we were high the whole time. 579 00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:31,634 We had the most amazing hash... Pure pollen. 580 00:36:31,796 --> 00:36:35,011 When we reached the border she insisted 581 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:39,606 on carrying it because I always get stopped for looking radical. 582 00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:42,527 So she stuck it in her box. 583 00:36:42,682 --> 00:36:46,064 I thought you were going to get nailed but no, 584 00:36:46,227 --> 00:36:49,407 she kept her cool. She was a real trooper. 585 00:36:49,564 --> 00:36:52,743 Two days, man. They had there, stark naked, 586 00:36:52,901 --> 00:36:55,404 searching her, squatting for hours... 587 00:36:55,570 --> 00:36:57,207 I think he gets the idea... 588 00:36:57,363 --> 00:37:01,077 She put it down there, you know? In her snatch! 589 00:37:01,326 --> 00:37:02,797 In her snatch! 590 00:37:03,328 --> 00:37:05,962 Don't know where she put it because 591 00:37:06,122 --> 00:37:07,759 not even the X-ray saw it. 592 00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,965 She must have put it way back there. 593 00:37:11,127 --> 00:37:12,089 That was me! 594 00:37:13,671 --> 00:37:15,759 Hey. Crazytooth! 595 00:37:15,924 --> 00:37:18,344 Abort, abort, she's not into it. 596 00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:21,771 - Want some space cake? - Sure! 597 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:23,935 - Go on, try it. - Here goes. 598 00:37:25,391 --> 00:37:26,400 Damn! 599 00:37:27,685 --> 00:37:30,900 Doctor Frankenstein getting high at my wedding. 600 00:37:31,064 --> 00:37:32,950 This will be historic! 601 00:37:33,483 --> 00:37:35,986 What do you mean? What's in it? 602 00:37:36,152 --> 00:37:39,000 Shrooms, fungus, stinkhorns, the works. 603 00:37:39,155 --> 00:37:41,741 Who knows? This guy goes all the way. 604 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,000 Relax and enjoy the ride. 605 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,260 You okay? 606 00:37:52,919 --> 00:37:54,307 I'm very worried. 607 00:37:56,214 --> 00:37:58,219 Don't take drugs, I'm hypersensitive to chemicals. 608 00:37:58,383 --> 00:38:00,305 - Why did you eat it? - Don't know. 609 00:38:00,468 --> 00:38:01,679 "Space cake." 610 00:38:03,638 --> 00:38:05,726 I think I'm gonna freak out. 611 00:38:05,890 --> 00:38:06,768 No, look. 612 00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:09,270 You only took a little bite. 613 00:38:09,436 --> 00:38:10,646 You won't feel it. 614 00:38:12,188 --> 00:38:14,608 Are my pupils normal or dilated? 615 00:38:14,774 --> 00:38:16,032 - Fine. - Yeah? 616 00:38:16,192 --> 00:38:17,699 Yeah. You're? ne. 617 00:38:17,861 --> 00:38:18,786 I'm? ne. 618 00:38:18,987 --> 00:38:20,493 - It's okay. - It's okay. 619 00:38:20,655 --> 00:38:21,616 Don't get paranoid 620 00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:23,418 won't get paranoid. 621 00:38:26,745 --> 00:38:28,666 Get up. There. 622 00:38:28,830 --> 00:38:30,835 Sorry for spoiling the party. 623 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:33,419 It's the best thing that's happened to me all night. 624 00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:34,842 - Here. - Here? 625 00:38:35,211 --> 00:38:36,220 There. 626 00:38:36,379 --> 00:38:37,767 That's it. Better? 627 00:38:37,922 --> 00:38:39,014 Yeah. 628 00:38:40,925 --> 00:38:41,969 What's wrong? 629 00:38:43,136 --> 00:38:44,726 Hallucinations. 630 00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:46,608 They're starting. 631 00:38:46,973 --> 00:38:49,310 This one is typical. Standard. 632 00:38:50,518 --> 00:38:53,236 There's a midget smoking a cigar. 633 00:38:55,523 --> 00:38:57,244 That's Juanito! 634 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,452 - Mikel's cousin. - It is? 635 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,325 He's coming over. What do I do? 636 00:39:02,489 --> 00:39:04,079 He's going to hear you. 637 00:39:06,367 --> 00:39:08,420 Stop staring. Can't. I'm mesmerized. 638 00:39:08,661 --> 00:39:09,670 Look at him. 639 00:39:09,829 --> 00:39:11,383 Think about something else. 640 00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,094 - Something else? - Yeah. 641 00:39:13,249 --> 00:39:14,377 Right. 642 00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:17,051 Just went blank. 643 00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:20,806 Do you go to many patients weddings? 644 00:39:20,965 --> 00:39:21,927 Yeah. 645 00:39:23,426 --> 00:39:25,930 Weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays... 646 00:39:26,096 --> 00:39:28,943 They always invite me because they wanna thank me... 647 00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:32,942 and I cant say no. But it's? Ne because I get more patients. 648 00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:35,321 - I'm talking pretty fast. - Yeah. 649 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,900 It's okay. Look, here we are. 650 00:39:38,274 --> 00:39:40,445 - Facing the sea. - The sea. 651 00:39:41,528 --> 00:39:43,200 Take a deep breath. 652 00:39:50,453 --> 00:39:53,799 I never realized... 653 00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,427 how bright the stars are here. 654 00:39:59,379 --> 00:40:01,301 There are millions of them. 655 00:40:08,471 --> 00:40:11,520 - I should have eaten some. - So many! 656 00:40:12,684 --> 00:40:14,487 This is incredible! 657 00:40:14,644 --> 00:40:16,281 Holy shit! 658 00:40:20,483 --> 00:40:23,497 Can't believe I'm saying it but I'm dying to kiss you. 659 00:40:24,946 --> 00:40:26,417 Who's stopping W"? 660 00:40:26,573 --> 00:40:27,961 Who's stopping me? 661 00:40:29,534 --> 00:40:30,578 Nobody. 662 00:40:57,979 --> 00:40:59,949 Maybe we can get out of here. 663 00:41:00,315 --> 00:41:02,534 If you want to. Do you want to? 664 00:41:02,692 --> 00:41:03,535 Yes. 665 00:41:03,693 --> 00:41:05,745 Seriously? Cool! 666 00:41:06,488 --> 00:41:08,540 Will you wait here while I go to the bathroom? 667 00:41:08,698 --> 00:41:10,169 Of course! Where would I go? 668 00:41:10,325 --> 00:41:11,001 The stars. 669 00:41:11,159 --> 00:41:12,286 The stars. 670 00:41:16,664 --> 00:41:17,708 - All set. - Hi. 671 00:41:17,874 --> 00:41:19,262 Hi. Say hi to Ruth. 672 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,754 Shit fucking damn it! 673 00:41:21,961 --> 00:41:23,172 What happened? 674 00:41:23,338 --> 00:41:25,758 I left the thermal protective wipes in the car. 675 00:41:25,924 --> 00:41:29,934 He can't go without them. Hold him a second, I'll go get them. 676 00:41:30,095 --> 00:41:32,016 - But... - It'll only be second. 677 00:41:34,265 --> 00:41:35,274 Well? 678 00:41:35,517 --> 00:41:37,023 Nice wedding, huh? 679 00:41:37,685 --> 00:41:39,323 Did you like the party? 680 00:41:40,188 --> 00:41:41,908 Damn! 681 00:41:43,733 --> 00:41:44,777 What...? 682 00:41:50,615 --> 00:41:51,659 Done? 683 00:41:56,746 --> 00:41:57,957 There, there... 684 00:41:58,123 --> 00:41:59,297 There, there... 685 00:41:59,457 --> 00:42:01,260 There, there, there... 686 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,588 It was only a little bump. 687 00:42:04,003 --> 00:42:05,261 It was nothing. 688 00:42:06,714 --> 00:42:08,186 Excuse me, Miss. 689 00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:10,263 - You know Ruth, right? - Yes. 690 00:42:10,552 --> 00:42:13,269 Can you check if she's still in the bathroom? 691 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:15,565 I've been waiting for her and I'm worried. 692 00:42:15,723 --> 00:42:18,192 It's my fault. She's watching my baby for me. 693 00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:21,740 But don't think leave my baby with just anyone. 694 00:42:21,896 --> 00:42:23,569 Ruth is great with kids. 695 00:42:23,731 --> 00:42:26,745 She'll be an awesome mother, take it from me. 696 00:42:30,321 --> 00:42:31,614 Holy shit! 697 00:42:31,781 --> 00:42:33,584 What the fuck are you doing? 698 00:42:33,742 --> 00:42:37,088 Get your tit out of his mouth, you? Lthy whore! 699 00:42:37,245 --> 00:42:38,586 What a hussy! 700 00:42:38,747 --> 00:42:40,419 Wait! Let me explain! 701 00:42:40,582 --> 00:42:42,172 Nasty bitch! 702 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,674 You'd better let her go. 703 00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:47,382 He was crying and she said that's how she makes it stop. 704 00:42:47,547 --> 00:42:49,184 So I got out my tit and... 705 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,551 It's okay, I believe you. 706 00:42:50,717 --> 00:42:53,398 Don't believe her! That's a filthy thing to do! 707 00:42:53,553 --> 00:42:56,187 Who would do such a thing with someone ease's baby? 708 00:42:56,347 --> 00:42:59,942 Especially with that black nipple! It's a white baby! 709 00:43:00,101 --> 00:43:01,145 Are you crazy? 710 00:43:01,311 --> 00:43:05,072 You'll traumatize the poor thing! A black nipple for a white baby! 711 00:43:05,231 --> 00:43:06,442 How gross! 712 00:43:06,608 --> 00:43:07,949 There, there... 713 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,448 I feel bad but I have to go. 714 00:43:11,613 --> 00:43:13,416 There's an emergency at the clinic. 715 00:43:14,532 --> 00:43:17,462 Someone needs a prosthesis in the middle of the night? 716 00:43:17,619 --> 00:43:18,544 It's not an excuse. 717 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:22,587 I had a great time with you. 718 00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:25,294 Seriously. 719 00:43:32,217 --> 00:43:34,685 You're not even going to ask me for my number? 720 00:43:35,261 --> 00:43:36,982 I'll friend you on Facebook. 721 00:43:39,557 --> 00:43:40,981 Ruth Belloso. 722 00:43:41,142 --> 00:43:43,230 My nipple isn't black. 723 00:44:26,604 --> 00:44:28,195 Another Cosmopolitan? 724 00:44:28,356 --> 00:44:30,029 Tequila. The bottle. 725 00:45:27,582 --> 00:45:29,670 - Looking for this? - Yeah. 726 00:45:32,587 --> 00:45:35,268 Boss, were you gonna leave without saying goodbye? 727 00:45:35,423 --> 00:45:37,179 Don't argue, you'll spoil it. 728 00:45:39,052 --> 00:45:41,935 Last night the three of us created something wonderful. 729 00:45:42,097 --> 00:45:44,944 The energy? Owing through our bodies 730 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,603 was unstoppable. Something almost sacred. 731 00:45:47,769 --> 00:45:48,861 Come here. 732 00:45:50,522 --> 00:45:51,779 Come to me. 733 00:45:52,524 --> 00:45:54,196 Give me a hug. 734 00:45:55,735 --> 00:45:56,779 Good. 735 00:45:59,406 --> 00:46:00,449 That's it. 736 00:46:00,615 --> 00:46:03,794 Anyway, thanks a lot. I think I'm gonna go. 737 00:46:04,619 --> 00:46:05,580 No... 738 00:46:06,204 --> 00:46:07,497 No, no, no... 739 00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:10,009 No, no, no... 740 00:46:12,502 --> 00:46:14,424 That's Takeshi and Lars. 741 00:46:21,553 --> 00:46:22,514 Wait... 742 00:46:22,929 --> 00:46:23,937 Here. 743 00:46:24,097 --> 00:46:27,229 Can't find the Ben Wa balls, you might still have them in there 744 00:46:27,392 --> 00:46:30,654 I'm sure you think this is funny, but I'm not in the mood. 745 00:46:31,187 --> 00:46:33,406 That's the door, boss. 746 00:46:33,565 --> 00:46:36,115 Boss... Seriously, don't leave like this. 747 00:46:36,276 --> 00:46:37,403 Leave me alone. 748 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:43,579 Where's the bathroom? 749 00:46:52,459 --> 00:46:55,472 I think I left my purse at the wedding. 750 00:46:56,171 --> 00:46:58,555 Can you lend me money for a taxi? 751 00:47:00,675 --> 00:47:03,226 Oh, yes, German... 752 00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:06,980 That feels so good. 753 00:47:10,435 --> 00:47:11,776 No, damn it. 754 00:47:12,228 --> 00:47:13,865 Don't answer. 755 00:47:14,022 --> 00:47:17,284 Nothing outside of this jacuzzi matters. 756 00:47:24,449 --> 00:47:25,623 Fuck! 757 00:47:26,451 --> 00:47:28,041 Who died? 758 00:47:28,203 --> 00:47:32,295 Did. Need your keys to my apartment. Don't ask. 759 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:36,131 Well now. It looks like the wedding wasn't so bad. 760 00:47:36,294 --> 00:47:40,387 Actually... I'd rather not go into detail. 761 00:47:42,383 --> 00:47:43,676 Hello. I'm German. 762 00:47:44,677 --> 00:47:45,472 Hello! 763 00:47:45,637 --> 00:47:49,065 - Can I make you two breakfast? - No, she's leaving. 764 00:47:49,224 --> 00:47:51,229 I had no idea... Where did you meet him? 765 00:47:51,392 --> 00:47:55,403 Where do you think? With my Visa. The stud charges by the hour. 766 00:47:55,563 --> 00:47:58,067 Hurry up, the meter is running. 767 00:47:58,233 --> 00:48:01,780 Now he's having breakfast... I'll call you later! 768 00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:05,539 You know I'm totally interested in your stuff. Tell me everything. 769 00:48:05,698 --> 00:48:08,083 I love you. You look awful, go to bed. Bye! 770 00:48:09,536 --> 00:48:10,579 German! 771 00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:13,084 Today you have to give me a discount. 772 00:48:13,248 --> 00:48:16,012 We've wasted the whole morning screwing around! 773 00:48:47,615 --> 00:48:49,502 Boss... Here. 774 00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:52,376 The video we made the other night. You'll probably erase it, 775 00:48:52,537 --> 00:48:56,760 but wouldn't. There's a part with you and the photographer 776 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:58,838 that's hard core porn. Filthy. 777 00:48:59,627 --> 00:49:01,633 I'm joking. What do you take me for? 778 00:49:01,796 --> 00:49:05,344 Guys! The girls brought me some gifts for the baby. 779 00:49:05,508 --> 00:49:07,976 Some are big and look expensive. 780 00:49:08,136 --> 00:49:12,976 You know I think it's too mushy, but they insisted and I feel bad. 781 00:49:13,141 --> 00:49:15,027 You can come if you want. 782 00:49:18,688 --> 00:49:22,532 Dani, I was totally drunk and totally high. 783 00:49:22,692 --> 00:49:27,616 It was crazy, so we should never joke about it or mention it again. 784 00:49:27,781 --> 00:49:30,249 Fine, if you can't be mature about it. 785 00:49:30,408 --> 00:49:32,413 - Talking about it helps. - No, it doesn't. 786 00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:34,997 It's wrong for you to fuck us to get back at that guy 787 00:49:35,163 --> 00:49:36,456 and then walk out on us. 788 00:49:36,623 --> 00:49:38,628 Miss Soap Bubble is devastated. 789 00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:41,556 She says her pain? Ies with dove wings. 790 00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:43,265 Seriously, boss... 791 00:49:43,421 --> 00:49:45,972 don't want any weird vibes between us. 792 00:49:46,591 --> 00:49:48,928 Because I'd have to join Sara's group. 793 00:49:49,677 --> 00:49:51,765 And didn't get her anything. 794 00:49:56,601 --> 00:49:58,986 "It's me, Jonas, from the wedding. 795 00:49:59,145 --> 00:50:01,696 I'm not into the whole social networking thing, 796 00:50:01,856 --> 00:50:05,036 but I'd like to be your friend on Facebook and in real life, 797 00:50:05,193 --> 00:50:06,404 if possible. 798 00:50:06,569 --> 00:50:10,532 Sorry I left like that and hope you'll meet me for coffee sometime. 799 00:50:10,698 --> 00:50:12,289 Who wants to see me? 800 00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:16,081 A guy who saw you breastfeeding a baby and took off running. 801 00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:17,634 You prefer him to us? 802 00:50:17,789 --> 00:50:19,461 I really like him. 803 00:50:19,624 --> 00:50:23,421 Besides, look. I was wrong. He really did have an emergency. 804 00:50:23,628 --> 00:50:26,345 You're breaking my heart. You know that, right? 805 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,112 Cool, bro. Bull's-eye! 806 00:51:22,353 --> 00:51:25,782 Boys, you can't do this. Want to talk to your father. 807 00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:28,444 He can't right now, he's fucking your mom. 808 00:51:29,694 --> 00:51:31,497 He's doing what? 809 00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:33,624 Right on your head, retard! 810 00:51:33,782 --> 00:51:35,502 Hit him in the face! 811 00:51:35,658 --> 00:51:36,786 - Schmuck! - Run! 812 00:51:48,296 --> 00:51:49,637 Pretty apartment. 813 00:51:55,637 --> 00:51:56,764 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 814 00:51:56,930 --> 00:51:58,140 Yeah? You sure? 815 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:05,529 Sorry. 816 00:52:10,318 --> 00:52:11,955 - Which way? - That way. 817 00:52:34,509 --> 00:52:35,683 Good morning. 818 00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:37,179 Good morning. 819 00:52:37,345 --> 00:52:39,931 I'm late for work, but it was an incredible night. 820 00:52:40,265 --> 00:52:41,273 Right. 821 00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:45,657 But do you mean an incredible night we'll never forget... 822 00:52:45,812 --> 00:52:48,861 or an incredible night and you want more? 823 00:52:49,149 --> 00:52:51,782 Don't know. Do you want more? 824 00:52:52,902 --> 00:52:55,620 Mean, if you don't, that's okay. 825 00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:56,789 It's... 826 00:53:04,122 --> 00:53:05,166 Anyway�- 827 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:08,588 All know is want to see you again. 828 00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:10,630 Okay. 829 00:53:12,005 --> 00:53:12,930 Call me. 830 00:53:20,346 --> 00:53:21,224 Yes! 831 00:53:21,389 --> 00:53:23,359 Yes, yes, yes! 832 00:53:23,516 --> 00:53:24,774 Yes, yes, yes! 833 00:53:24,934 --> 00:53:25,729 Yes! 834 00:53:31,399 --> 00:53:33,784 The mattress is too hard. 835 00:53:33,943 --> 00:53:37,823 Did you notice? I thought jumping on it might soften it. 836 00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:39,701 My jacket. 837 00:53:57,801 --> 00:54:00,351 I see you took the vitamins I gave you. 838 00:54:00,512 --> 00:54:01,354 No. 839 00:54:01,763 --> 00:54:03,186 It's not the pills, 840 00:54:03,348 --> 00:54:04,771 - Mom. - It's not? 841 00:54:05,058 --> 00:54:05,936 No. 842 00:54:06,101 --> 00:54:07,275 You got laid! 843 00:54:08,436 --> 00:54:09,445 Mom! 844 00:54:09,604 --> 00:54:11,158 I'm so happy fol' W"! 845 00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:14,411 Come on. Ten more minutes to celebrate. 846 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:19,288 I'm so proud of you. 847 00:54:19,447 --> 00:54:22,580 You gave it everything you had and you did it. 848 00:54:23,576 --> 00:54:25,664 Mom... thank you! 849 00:54:26,621 --> 00:54:28,922 I mean, we're only starting out, but... 850 00:54:29,124 --> 00:54:31,129 that means a lot coming from you. 851 00:54:31,292 --> 00:54:33,629 - I mean your work-out. - Oh. 852 00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:36,756 But I'm glad you met someone, I really am. 853 00:54:36,923 --> 00:54:39,011 - I think it's great. - But? 854 00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:41,726 - But nothing. - Come on, I know you. Spit it out. 855 00:54:41,886 --> 00:54:44,651 Every time you meet a guy you get so intense 856 00:54:44,806 --> 00:54:47,274 that you forget yourself. Don't like it. 857 00:54:47,434 --> 00:54:50,281 Don't worry, I'll keep coming to the gym 858 00:54:50,437 --> 00:54:54,114 just want you to be happy. Don't think men solve problems. 859 00:54:54,274 --> 00:54:56,694 Most of the time they are the problem. 860 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:59,790 Know, but what should do? Assume he's a jerk? 861 00:54:59,946 --> 00:55:03,161 - Sorry for being excited. - No, I understand. 862 00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:04,078 Look. 863 00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:06,289 The jerk wants to take me to a movie. 864 00:55:06,453 --> 00:55:08,458 Go ahead, enjoy it. 865 00:55:08,621 --> 00:55:12,465 Don't listen to me, I'm an old bag who hires gigolos. 866 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:14,927 That's right, ma'am. I hire gigolos. 867 00:55:15,086 --> 00:55:17,008 I pay them, I fuck them... 868 00:55:17,172 --> 00:55:19,592 More than once if possible Till they're dry. 869 00:55:19,758 --> 00:55:21,430 How do you like that? 870 00:55:21,593 --> 00:55:24,061 Want the agency's number? They have good product. 871 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:25,182 Mom, please... 872 00:55:25,346 --> 00:55:27,767 We'll go together! I know one who's perfect for you! 873 00:56:40,922 --> 00:56:44,137 And Nicolas Cage. I never miss his movies. 874 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:47,729 He fascinates me. Not as an actor. His hair implants. 875 00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:51,185 People don't notice a masterpiece John Travolta is up there. 876 00:56:51,349 --> 00:56:53,769 In "Face/off" couldn't make up my mind. 877 00:56:53,935 --> 00:56:55,228 Can you hold this while I go to the bathroom? 878 00:56:55,437 --> 00:56:56,777 Perfect. Hi. 879 00:57:03,903 --> 00:57:05,077 Hi, Ruth. 880 00:57:06,364 --> 00:57:09,128 It's me, Alex. 881 00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:12,705 Your ex. 882 00:57:14,289 --> 00:57:17,302 This must be awful for you. I'm sorry. 883 00:57:17,459 --> 00:57:20,721 What are you, a transv... transsexual? 884 00:57:20,879 --> 00:57:22,516 - I'm a woman. - A woman? 885 00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:24,973 YOU mean 8 woman, woman. 886 00:57:25,133 --> 00:57:27,352 We're talking about... 887 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:28,851 cutting it off. 888 00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:31,432 Was ashamed but had to do it. 889 00:57:31,598 --> 00:57:35,110 Besides, Sagrario was there with me the whole time, supporting me... 890 00:57:35,268 --> 00:57:36,941 What is Sagrario, a woman? 891 00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:41,400 Don't know, even though you had the operation... 892 00:57:41,566 --> 00:57:44,116 you might be a lesbian. You always liked women. 893 00:57:44,277 --> 00:57:45,784 Sagrario is a man. 894 00:57:46,488 --> 00:57:48,493 He has a weird name because he's Cuban, 895 00:57:48,656 --> 00:57:51,789 but he's wonderful. You'll meet him Saturday at the wedding. 896 00:57:51,951 --> 00:57:53,162 You'll love him. 897 00:57:53,328 --> 00:57:54,834 Don't think that's a good idea 898 00:57:54,996 --> 00:57:59,505 I know. I have no right to ask you. You must hate me. 899 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:03,464 No, don't hate you. If you're a happy man... woman. 900 00:58:03,630 --> 00:58:07,592 Yeah, but thought you would be at my wedding and... 901 00:58:07,759 --> 00:58:10,179 and it would be a special day... 902 00:58:10,345 --> 00:58:12,765 and I know it must be awful for you but... 903 00:58:12,931 --> 00:58:15,648 I think I can try to be there. 904 00:58:18,186 --> 00:58:20,440 You're the best, Ruth, the best! 905 00:58:20,605 --> 00:58:22,657 I'll never forget this! 906 00:58:24,818 --> 00:58:27,368 Don't get it. Why don't you invite him? 907 00:58:27,529 --> 00:58:29,913 Because really like this one, don't want to scare him. 908 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:32,541 That's nonsense. Why would he? It's an exotic wedding. 909 00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:35,121 Yeah, right. My transsexual ex-boyfriend's wedding. 910 00:58:35,286 --> 00:58:36,579 The perfect 4th date. 911 00:58:36,746 --> 00:58:39,332 Sure, it's better to coerce me, 912 00:58:39,499 --> 00:58:42,133 your menage-a-trois intern to go with you. 913 00:58:42,293 --> 00:58:43,717 Nice going, boss. 914 00:58:43,878 --> 00:58:45,385 I'm sorry, Dani. 915 00:58:45,547 --> 00:58:47,967 Know I shouldn't have asked you but... 916 00:58:48,133 --> 00:58:51,098 Please, come with me. Don't know. 917 00:58:51,302 --> 00:58:54,731 Though I do have a morbid curiosity about meeting your ex. 918 00:58:54,889 --> 00:58:56,562 - You owe me two now. - Ruthy. 919 00:58:56,724 --> 00:58:58,017 I need to talk to you. 920 00:58:58,184 --> 00:59:01,233 We need space for the jellyfish The lobsters have to go. 921 00:59:01,396 --> 00:59:04,409 What's the problem? Where are they taking them? 922 00:59:04,858 --> 00:59:09,247 A restaurant made an offer. I already said absolutely not. 923 00:59:09,404 --> 00:59:10,827 But we could use the money. 924 00:59:10,989 --> 00:59:12,958 But Sara, listen to me... 925 00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:15,335 isn't there something else we can do? 926 00:59:15,493 --> 00:59:17,000 Unless someone takes them home. 927 00:59:17,704 --> 00:59:18,997 And another thing. 928 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:21,050 I need the samples I asked you for. 929 00:59:21,207 --> 00:59:24,007 I understand you're busy with your new boyfriend 930 00:59:24,169 --> 00:59:27,763 and we're all very happy for you, but you have to make ends meet. 931 00:59:27,922 --> 00:59:31,351 Can't wait until he dumps you for you to get your act together. 932 00:59:36,723 --> 00:59:38,395 What a bitch. 933 00:59:38,558 --> 00:59:41,441 Yeah, but that bitch runs this laboratory. 934 00:59:41,603 --> 00:59:44,189 Especially if nobody stands up to her. 935 00:59:44,355 --> 00:59:46,028 What good would that do? 936 00:59:46,191 --> 00:59:48,659 Don't know, but you could try and see what happens. 937 00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:51,790 Why don't you publish your research on your owm? 938 00:59:51,946 --> 00:59:54,331 What are you talking about? It's not ready yet. 939 00:59:54,491 --> 00:59:57,539 Besides, if nobody here is interested, who else would be? 940 00:59:57,702 --> 00:59:58,627 I would be. 941 00:59:59,704 --> 01:00:01,792 Oh, yeah? More than videos on YouTube? 942 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,673 You're scared. 943 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:05,589 You heard her, we have work to do. 944 01:00:05,752 --> 01:00:06,713 Go on. 945 01:00:30,276 --> 01:00:32,447 Hi, sweetie. Have a good day. 946 01:00:33,154 --> 01:00:34,827 - Good morning. - Have a good day. 947 01:00:43,832 --> 01:00:47,545 Okay, boss. We're clear. No three-ways this time. 948 01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:50,012 If something happens, just between us. 949 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:56,642 Look. 950 01:00:57,595 --> 01:00:58,639 Ruth! 951 01:00:58,805 --> 01:01:01,225 - Hi, Fernando! - Hi. 952 01:01:01,933 --> 01:01:03,523 - Jacinta. - Hi. 953 01:01:04,144 --> 01:01:05,105 How are you? 954 01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,860 - Marvelous, darling. - Yeah? 955 01:01:07,021 --> 01:01:10,783 Well, Alex is getting married at City Hall, I'm presiding... 956 01:01:11,526 --> 01:01:15,073 Excuse me. Everybody start going in, let's go. 957 01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:17,243 - And you, Jacinta? - Everyone's happy, 958 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:19,792 but not me... 959 01:01:19,951 --> 01:01:21,422 It should have been you. 960 01:01:21,578 --> 01:01:23,797 When he put on my clothes as a boy, 961 01:01:24,205 --> 01:01:25,795 I should have done something. 962 01:01:25,957 --> 01:01:30,133 Take him to a doctor, you know, electro-shock therapy. 963 01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:32,466 Or beat it out of him. 964 01:01:32,964 --> 01:01:35,598 Here they come, here they come! 965 01:02:01,826 --> 01:02:02,751 Dani, 966 01:02:02,911 --> 01:02:07,003 I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me. 967 01:02:07,165 --> 01:02:08,588 Is he hotter than me? 968 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,837 Don't torture yourself, boss. 969 01:02:19,344 --> 01:02:20,305 Okay. 970 01:02:20,512 --> 01:02:23,442 Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words 971 01:02:23,598 --> 01:02:24,772 as father of the bride 972 01:02:25,016 --> 01:02:26,523 and your mayor. 973 01:02:26,684 --> 01:02:28,772 Save it, they'll vote for you anyway. 974 01:02:28,937 --> 01:02:30,408 Keep your mouth shut. 975 01:02:31,564 --> 01:02:33,201 I'd like to say that... 976 01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:35,778 it? Lls me with pride, you getting married here, 977 01:02:35,944 --> 01:02:38,364 with us. It's an honor for Villapuebla 978 01:02:38,530 --> 01:02:41,911 to be the? Rst town in Spain to celebrate a transsexual wedding. 979 01:02:48,123 --> 01:02:49,760 Some say that rural Spain 980 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:52,722 is full of uncultured rednecks 981 01:02:52,877 --> 01:02:55,381 who only like throwing goats out of bell towers. 982 01:02:55,547 --> 01:02:57,801 Today we will prove to the whole world 983 01:02:57,966 --> 01:02:59,805 that such prejudice is false. 984 01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:03,224 Here we not only accept different things, 985 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,854 we celebrate them. 986 01:03:10,270 --> 01:03:13,568 I invite anyone who doubts this to come here and meet 987 01:03:13,731 --> 01:03:16,828 these nice, modest, hardworking people. 988 01:03:18,194 --> 01:03:19,784 And I invite them to stay 989 01:03:19,946 --> 01:03:23,493 in our wonderful hotel-spa that will be ready in a few months. 990 01:03:23,658 --> 01:03:27,122 00,000 square feet dedicated to the power of thermal water. 991 01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:28,748 Hello? 992 01:03:31,124 --> 01:03:33,425 - Want me to help you down? - No. 993 01:03:33,585 --> 01:03:35,969 Was going to get up roll down the stairs 994 01:03:36,129 --> 01:03:38,679 and have you whack my head with my wheelchair. 995 01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:41,519 Okay, then I'll help you. 996 01:03:42,135 --> 01:03:44,555 Excuse me, can you give me a hand? 997 01:03:45,054 --> 01:03:47,938 My stupid boyfriend is still parking the car. 998 01:03:48,099 --> 01:03:51,314 So if you can make the tremendous sacri? Ce of helping an invalid 999 01:03:51,478 --> 01:03:52,735 down four tiny steps. 1000 01:03:52,896 --> 01:03:54,189 One, two, three. 1001 01:03:54,355 --> 01:03:55,566 There's no hurry. 1002 01:03:55,732 --> 01:03:56,740 Careful... 1003 01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:57,659 Careful... 1004 01:03:57,817 --> 01:03:59,822 Be careful, please! 1005 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:01,410 Just one more... 1006 01:04:02,614 --> 01:04:03,575 Thank you. 1007 01:04:03,865 --> 01:04:07,293 The invalids of the world thank you for your effort. 1008 01:04:08,369 --> 01:04:10,007 Thanks for letting me by. 1009 01:04:10,163 --> 01:04:11,551 What a bitch. 1010 01:04:11,706 --> 01:04:13,794 Hey, she's in a wheelchair. 1011 01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:16,972 That's right. A bitch in a wheelchair. 1012 01:04:18,296 --> 01:04:21,309 You may kiss the bride. No tongue! 1013 01:04:22,675 --> 01:04:24,431 Hurray for the newlyweds! 1014 01:04:28,723 --> 01:04:29,767 Look. 1015 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:32,519 This guy missed the whole ceremony. 1016 01:04:32,685 --> 01:04:34,157 It's Jonas! 1017 01:04:35,688 --> 01:04:37,279 What is he doing here? 1018 01:04:38,483 --> 01:04:42,576 Hey, you might have to go home by yourself. 1019 01:04:48,743 --> 01:04:49,954 Who are you? 1020 01:04:51,746 --> 01:04:52,790 Surprise! 1021 01:04:53,415 --> 01:04:54,423 Ru...! 1022 01:04:54,582 --> 01:04:56,801 Jonas! Finally! 1023 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,170 It's about time! 1024 01:04:58,336 --> 01:05:01,848 That kid had to carry me down the steps and he almost killed me. 1025 01:05:02,006 --> 01:05:05,470 He should have been my boyfriend. You're never around. 1026 01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:07,936 I'm coming through if you don't mind. 1027 01:05:08,096 --> 01:05:09,270 Where were you? 1028 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,130 We can leave whenever you want. 1029 01:06:14,287 --> 01:06:17,217 No, can't just leave need to talk to him. 1030 01:06:21,461 --> 01:06:23,680 Thank you so much for coming. 1031 01:06:23,838 --> 01:06:25,926 It must have been hard to get here. 1032 01:06:26,091 --> 01:06:29,602 Yes, thanks for everything. You are truly an artist. 1033 01:06:29,761 --> 01:06:33,438 Everything is perfect down there, perfectly sculpted... 1034 01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:34,772 Glad to help. 1035 01:06:35,266 --> 01:06:37,521 You're the best surgeon in the world. 1036 01:06:37,685 --> 01:06:40,533 Expensive, but amazing craftsmanship. 1037 01:06:43,399 --> 01:06:46,164 Boss, I think spying on him will only make you feel worse. 1038 01:06:46,903 --> 01:06:49,157 You seem to be having a nice time. 1039 01:06:49,322 --> 01:06:52,704 Things may be bleak, but this great food can't go to waste. 1040 01:06:53,118 --> 01:06:54,411 He's gonna shit. 1041 01:06:54,786 --> 01:06:56,127 He's gonna shit. 1042 01:07:06,464 --> 01:07:07,757 Dance with me, silly! 1043 01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:10,178 I need to stay focused. There are clients. 1044 01:07:10,343 --> 01:07:11,933 What clients? Come on! 1045 01:07:12,303 --> 01:07:13,312 Jonas, come on! 1046 01:07:13,471 --> 01:07:16,983 Dani, why don't you dance with her so can talk to Jonas? 1047 01:07:19,102 --> 01:07:20,774 You can't ask that of me. 1048 01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:23,701 Please, it's my only chance. Please. 1049 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:27,026 Okay, but I'm not cleaning the tanks for a week. 1050 01:07:30,822 --> 01:07:31,664 Okay. 1051 01:07:32,574 --> 01:07:33,831 A week. 1052 01:07:53,595 --> 01:07:54,520 Talk! 1053 01:07:54,679 --> 01:07:57,776 Hit me if you want, but no shouting. Let's not make a scene. 1054 01:07:57,932 --> 01:08:01,230 Or what? I should make one to show her what a pig you are. 1055 01:08:01,394 --> 01:08:04,324 You're right, I lied and I feel awful about it. 1056 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,652 But my feelings for you are real 1057 01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:09,367 knew this would happen, but couldn't stop myself. 1058 01:08:09,527 --> 01:08:11,947 All I think about is running away with you. 1059 01:08:12,113 --> 01:08:14,831 But you didn't. You came here with her. 1060 01:08:15,533 --> 01:08:17,005 It's very difficult. 1061 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,580 Especially after the accident can't leave her. 1062 01:08:19,746 --> 01:08:20,707 What accident? 1063 01:08:20,872 --> 01:08:24,170 What are you doing to do? Stay with her out of pity? 1064 01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:28,593 These things happen, Jonas. You can't feel guilty about them. 1065 01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:31,681 Yes, I can. 1066 01:08:37,222 --> 01:08:38,313 Jonas... 1067 01:08:44,437 --> 01:08:45,648 Here's my gift. 1068 01:08:46,231 --> 01:08:47,156 What is it? 1069 01:08:48,691 --> 01:08:50,163 Oh, a voucher. For sex. 1070 01:08:52,153 --> 01:08:55,416 It expires in 3 hours. You'd better cash it soon. 1071 01:08:55,573 --> 01:08:57,080 Anything I want? 1072 01:08:57,242 --> 01:08:58,499 Your wildest fantasy. 1073 01:08:58,660 --> 01:08:59,668 You sure? 1074 01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:02,208 - You sure? - Yes. 1075 01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:06,299 In the ass? 1076 01:09:10,630 --> 01:09:12,303 Careful! Careful! 1077 01:09:12,632 --> 01:09:13,640 Careful! 1078 01:09:13,925 --> 01:09:14,768 Careful! 1079 01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:16,772 You're gonna break me! 1080 01:09:16,928 --> 01:09:19,099 Yeah, baby! I'm gonna break you! 1081 01:09:25,603 --> 01:09:27,525 Can't tell you I'm sorry. 1082 01:09:27,689 --> 01:09:30,073 I had no right to put you through this. 1083 01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:33,579 But believe me. I never wanted to hurt you. 1084 01:09:35,488 --> 01:09:38,834 Well... I imagine I feel really bad for you. 1085 01:09:38,992 --> 01:09:41,328 I wish things were different and we could be together. 1086 01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:43,586 I'm so sorry, Ruth. 1087 01:09:53,047 --> 01:09:54,768 Told you he was a jerk. 1088 01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:57,928 Yeah, but he feels responsible for what happened. 1089 01:09:58,094 --> 01:10:00,146 That makes him a good person, right? 1090 01:10:00,305 --> 01:10:01,064 A good person? 1091 01:10:02,223 --> 01:10:05,438 He's a coward. He'd rather cheat on her than leave her. 1092 01:10:07,896 --> 01:10:09,070 Can I have a drag? 1093 01:10:09,647 --> 01:10:12,233 - You stopped. - It's a good day to start again. 1094 01:10:13,485 --> 01:10:17,744 Okay, but go easy. It's strong weed. Mikel's friend got it for me. 1095 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:19,999 It's just what I needed. 1096 01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:22,789 - Go easy. - Ruth! Come on! 1097 01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:24,459 You have to go inside! 1098 01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:26,377 Alex is asking for you! 1099 01:10:27,749 --> 01:10:31,629 Okay, first I'd like to thank everyone for coming. 1100 01:10:36,049 --> 01:10:40,474 I wanted to tell you that when I decided to have the operation 1101 01:10:40,887 --> 01:10:43,651 what scared me most wasn't the scalpel. 1102 01:10:44,349 --> 01:10:45,559 It was... 1103 01:10:46,267 --> 01:10:47,395 It was being alone. 1104 01:10:48,144 --> 01:10:49,402 Gorgeous! 1105 01:10:50,522 --> 01:10:51,696 Sorry. 1106 01:10:51,856 --> 01:10:54,407 The hormones make me cry all the time. 1107 01:10:55,902 --> 01:10:57,539 I've spent my whole life 1108 01:10:57,904 --> 01:11:00,205 pretending to be someone else. 1109 01:11:00,740 --> 01:11:02,828 I even had a girlfriend who I lied to 1110 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:04,962 and used so no one would suspect. 1111 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,211 I feel sick. 1112 01:11:06,371 --> 01:11:07,794 And today she forgave me. 1113 01:11:07,956 --> 01:11:10,424 I told you it was strong weed. You're pale. 1114 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:12,220 And she's here to support me. 1115 01:11:12,961 --> 01:11:15,345 That's the best gift of all. 1116 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:16,846 I feel dizzy. 1117 01:11:17,298 --> 01:11:19,553 Thank you, Ruth. I love you! 1118 01:11:46,369 --> 01:11:47,580 Unbelievable! 1119 01:11:47,746 --> 01:11:49,038 Unbelievable! 1120 01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,249 What is? 1121 01:11:50,999 --> 01:11:52,256 The ex-girlfriend. 1122 01:11:52,667 --> 01:11:54,055 Oh. Yeah. 1123 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:57,805 She has no dignity. How could she come to the wedding? 1124 01:11:57,964 --> 01:11:59,305 I would never! 1125 01:11:59,466 --> 01:12:02,016 Never! And we're supposed to believe 1126 01:12:02,177 --> 01:12:05,854 she didn't realize what Alex was like when she was with him. Please! 1127 01:12:06,014 --> 01:12:09,857 Have you seen his arms? He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger! 1128 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:13,856 If a woman doesn't see that, it's because she doesn't want to. 1129 01:12:33,291 --> 01:12:34,714 You fucking bitch! 1130 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,133 Slut! 1131 01:12:36,294 --> 01:12:38,679 You did it on purpose, you bitch! 1132 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,099 Sorry, didn't mean to. 1133 01:12:41,466 --> 01:12:42,427 Bitch! 1134 01:12:44,385 --> 01:12:46,188 Hurry up, this stinks. 1135 01:12:46,554 --> 01:12:48,191 It sure does. 1136 01:12:49,015 --> 01:12:50,356 All set, honey. 1137 01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:53,197 You're apiece of shit. 1138 01:12:54,104 --> 01:12:55,444 Don't want to argue. 1139 01:12:56,397 --> 01:12:58,533 You're hurting her, don't you see? 1140 01:13:00,068 --> 01:13:01,325 You don't know anything. 1141 01:13:01,486 --> 01:13:05,543 Yes, I do. Jerks like you have broken her heart a hundred times. 1142 01:13:06,074 --> 01:13:07,545 You don't deserve her. 1143 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:10,037 I just wanted to clarify that for you. 1144 01:13:10,203 --> 01:13:13,051 Stop chatting like a schmuck! Can we leave or what? 1145 01:13:13,206 --> 01:13:15,128 I'm coming, Catalina, darling. 1146 01:13:16,084 --> 01:13:19,596 Listen to her. You'd better leave. 1147 01:13:39,607 --> 01:13:41,529 I swear... 1148 01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:47,785 Where are you going? 1149 01:13:49,492 --> 01:13:50,536 No... 1150 01:13:50,702 --> 01:13:53,003 No, no, no... 1151 01:13:53,163 --> 01:13:55,168 He's my friend! 1152 01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:56,624 He's my friend 1153 01:14:00,795 --> 01:14:02,516 I saw the Jonas thing coming. 1154 01:14:02,672 --> 01:14:06,266 You can't trust a guy who pumps gas with plastic gloves. 1155 01:14:07,427 --> 01:14:09,479 In fact you should patent that. 1156 01:14:09,637 --> 01:14:12,686 Whenever someone mistreats people or gets bitchy... 1157 01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:15,068 Splat! Shit in their face. 1158 01:14:16,144 --> 01:14:20,534 Don't think I'll fall asleep. Maybe we can be quiet for a while 1159 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:21,734 don't know. 1160 01:14:22,817 --> 01:14:26,448 When Alex was a guy he was good-looking, right? 1161 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:28,371 Have you got a photo? 1162 01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:31,916 She's charismatic, elegant, a great actress... 1163 01:14:32,077 --> 01:14:35,256 But let's face it. Kate Winslet is not pretty. 1164 01:14:39,959 --> 01:14:41,217 Are we far away? 1165 01:14:41,377 --> 01:14:43,430 No, we're almost there. 1166 01:14:43,588 --> 01:14:46,637 Then maybe I should break out the heavy artillery. 1167 01:14:54,224 --> 01:14:55,267 Well? 1168 01:14:55,517 --> 01:14:56,359 What? 1169 01:14:58,686 --> 01:14:59,814 What's wrong? 1170 01:15:02,398 --> 01:15:04,486 - You're not going to sing? - No. 1171 01:15:04,651 --> 01:15:05,410 Embarrassed? 1172 01:15:05,568 --> 01:15:08,072 Don't feel like it. You're embarrassed. 1173 01:15:08,238 --> 01:15:10,243 - You're embarrassed! - No. 1174 01:15:10,407 --> 01:15:11,415 No? 1175 01:15:12,534 --> 01:15:14,124 You are such a dork. 1176 01:15:34,431 --> 01:15:37,230 Come on, here it comes! Here it comes! 1177 01:16:29,569 --> 01:16:31,574 There's a spot over there on the right. 1178 01:16:31,738 --> 01:16:33,328 No, it's too tight. 1179 01:16:33,490 --> 01:16:35,210 Come on, you can do it. 1180 01:16:35,366 --> 01:16:36,328 You think? 1181 01:16:36,493 --> 01:16:37,501 You'll see. 1182 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,586 You see? 1183 01:16:47,003 --> 01:16:49,304 Okay, pull out and turn earlier. 1184 01:16:49,964 --> 01:16:51,352 I think I hit it hard. 1185 01:16:51,508 --> 01:16:52,849 - No... - Did I? 1186 01:16:55,512 --> 01:16:57,647 Keep laughing. 1187 01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:06,823 Dani, let's forget it. 1188 01:17:06,981 --> 01:17:10,529 No way, it's perfect. You live right there. He can wait. 1189 01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:12,449 I'll help you - can't. 1190 01:17:14,697 --> 01:17:15,741 Pull out. 1191 01:17:17,242 --> 01:17:19,543 Dani, why don't you park it? 1192 01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:21,340 Stop whining and just do it. 1193 01:17:21,496 --> 01:17:22,707 But... 1194 01:17:24,541 --> 01:17:26,593 Listen to me, trust yourself. 1195 01:17:30,171 --> 01:17:31,643 Okay, pull out. 1196 01:17:32,590 --> 01:17:33,433 Okay. 1197 01:17:34,092 --> 01:17:35,645 Back up. 1198 01:17:35,802 --> 01:17:36,846 That's it. 1199 01:17:37,011 --> 01:17:37,771 Good. 1200 01:17:37,929 --> 01:17:40,064 Perfect. Now straighten it out. 1201 01:17:42,976 --> 01:17:44,269 There you go, all set. 1202 01:17:44,644 --> 01:17:45,487 Yes! 1203 01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:49,319 - Eat shit and die! - Have a nice day! 1204 01:17:49,482 --> 01:17:50,609 Yes, yes, yes! 1205 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:53,700 I did it! I did it! Look! 1206 01:17:54,362 --> 01:17:56,498 Get a little credit, don't? 1207 01:17:57,741 --> 01:17:59,081 Right... 1208 01:18:01,661 --> 01:18:04,046 It wasn't such a bad night. 1209 01:18:04,205 --> 01:18:08,512 We didn't hook up with any crazy photographers, but it was fun. 1210 01:18:13,423 --> 01:18:14,467 Anyway�- 1211 01:18:15,091 --> 01:18:17,096 It looks like it's time for bed. 1212 01:18:18,386 --> 01:18:19,644 Or to get up. 1213 01:18:22,348 --> 01:18:24,436 Thanks for everything, Dani. 1214 01:18:25,769 --> 01:18:27,156 Seriously. 1215 01:18:28,188 --> 01:18:29,196 Thank you. 1216 01:18:34,611 --> 01:18:35,572 Ruth... 1217 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:41,077 You're bummed about Jonas and you'll regret it. Don't want that. 1218 01:18:41,242 --> 01:18:43,960 I'm sorry, Dani. I'm a sel? Sh idiot. 1219 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,884 It's not that. Tomorrow you'll run away again 1220 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:50,587 and I'm all out of jokes to make you think don't care 1221 01:18:55,673 --> 01:18:58,307 I think it's time for me to go. 1222 01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:01,062 Boss... 1223 01:19:07,185 --> 01:19:08,608 You live that way. 1224 01:19:28,039 --> 01:19:29,510 What are you doing here? 1225 01:19:29,666 --> 01:19:31,505 What do you want? Know I shouldn't be here 1226 01:19:31,918 --> 01:19:34,766 I know it's wrong and I'll leave if you want. 1227 01:19:35,505 --> 01:19:37,344 But I had to see you, Ruth. 1228 01:19:38,049 --> 01:19:39,556 I needed to. 1229 01:19:39,717 --> 01:19:42,731 I've been trying to convince myself not to all night. 1230 01:19:42,887 --> 01:19:44,608 Don't go, it s wrong. 1231 01:19:46,474 --> 01:19:47,862 But can't 1232 01:19:49,102 --> 01:19:50,858 I want to be with you. 1233 01:19:54,941 --> 01:19:59,082 All lira asking is a little time to soften the blow. 1234 01:19:59,237 --> 01:20:02,500 To help her accept that we're going to be apart 1235 01:20:02,991 --> 01:20:05,375 know I have no right to put you through this. 1236 01:20:06,286 --> 01:20:07,579 And I'm sorry. 1237 01:20:08,163 --> 01:20:10,215 Hold on a little for us. 1238 01:20:10,999 --> 01:20:12,043 Please. 1239 01:20:13,543 --> 01:20:15,263 One last effort. 1240 01:20:18,465 --> 01:20:21,312 I guess I can wait a little longer. 1241 01:20:21,509 --> 01:20:22,802 Just a little. 1242 01:20:23,803 --> 01:20:25,357 You're the best. 1243 01:21:07,305 --> 01:21:09,144 This is Dani's answering machine. 1244 01:21:09,307 --> 01:21:12,819 I was going to leave a funny message but? N too lazy. 1245 01:21:32,580 --> 01:21:34,217 Ruthy, it's Sara. 1246 01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:37,720 Yeah. Look, can't talk to you right now. 1247 01:21:37,877 --> 01:21:40,807 Nature Magazine called. They want to publish your research. 1248 01:21:40,964 --> 01:21:41,806 What? 1249 01:21:41,965 --> 01:21:44,052 They love your lobster research. 1250 01:21:44,217 --> 01:21:47,230 They want to do a feature on cell regeneration. 1251 01:21:47,512 --> 01:21:49,683 But didn't send them anything. 1252 01:21:49,848 --> 01:21:53,062 Come on, I'm not mad anymore. There's no need to keep hiding it. 1253 01:21:53,685 --> 01:21:55,405 Let's get to the point. 1254 01:21:55,562 --> 01:21:59,572 We need to make the most of it It could be great publicity for us. 1255 01:21:59,732 --> 01:22:02,283 I want you to do a presentation at the symposium next month. 1256 01:22:02,444 --> 01:22:05,409 We need to make all the noise we can. Quickly. 1257 01:22:06,364 --> 01:22:07,242 No... 1258 01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:09,211 What? I can't hear you. 1259 01:22:10,034 --> 01:22:11,209 I said no. 1260 01:22:11,661 --> 01:22:12,753 What do you mean? 1261 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,548 I want time to do things right. 1262 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,211 And I want... 1263 01:22:19,377 --> 01:22:21,845 I want my own team. 1264 01:22:22,088 --> 01:22:26,727 And money to keep testing before I decide on the next phase. 1265 01:22:26,885 --> 01:22:27,810 Okay, 1266 01:22:27,969 --> 01:22:30,733 let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1267 01:22:30,889 --> 01:22:34,103 Sara, this is how it's going to be. I have faith in the project. 1268 01:22:34,267 --> 01:22:37,613 If you don't, another university will. 1269 01:22:37,771 --> 01:22:41,318 And another thing. Never call me "Ruthy" again. 1270 01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:43,320 Okay. 1271 01:22:48,239 --> 01:22:49,164 Hi. 1272 01:22:50,658 --> 01:22:53,542 I told her I have a conference on Botox. 1273 01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:55,174 Huge pain in the ass. 1274 01:22:56,456 --> 01:22:58,093 I think she bought it. 1275 01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:05,801 Ruth, we can leave anytime. 1276 01:23:07,133 --> 01:23:08,011 Yeah. 1277 01:23:12,764 --> 01:23:16,477 Do you mind if we turn off that crap? 1278 01:23:16,684 --> 01:23:18,025 I'm still a little nervous. 1279 01:23:18,895 --> 01:23:19,773 Yeah. 1280 01:23:37,497 --> 01:23:39,300 I would recommend a small dog. 1281 01:23:39,457 --> 01:23:41,712 Mine is so tall he shit in my hood. 1282 01:23:41,876 --> 01:23:43,348 Look, there's a spot. 1283 01:23:51,386 --> 01:23:52,228 Oops. 1284 01:23:52,637 --> 01:23:54,523 Sorry. No problem. 1285 01:23:54,681 --> 01:23:55,772 No problem. 1286 01:23:57,725 --> 01:23:58,936 Want me to do it? 1287 01:24:00,895 --> 01:24:04,407 That guy is getting nervous. What do we do? 1288 01:24:08,069 --> 01:24:09,113 Ruth. 1289 01:24:09,279 --> 01:24:10,832 What do we do? 1290 01:24:13,950 --> 01:24:14,958 Get out. 1291 01:24:15,118 --> 01:24:18,001 I'm lousy at helping people park. Always have been. 1292 01:24:19,497 --> 01:24:22,261 Jonas, it's over. 1293 01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:25,929 So don't make it harder on me Get out of my car. 1294 01:24:26,087 --> 01:24:27,261 Why? 1295 01:24:27,422 --> 01:24:31,349 Because this isn't what want And won't take it any more. 1296 01:24:31,509 --> 01:24:32,387 No more. 1297 01:24:32,552 --> 01:24:35,102 You seem nervous, probably from hitting that car. 1298 01:24:35,263 --> 01:24:38,228 Can we talk it over calmly? Jonas, get out. 1299 01:24:39,434 --> 01:24:40,395 Get out! 1300 01:24:45,523 --> 01:24:47,077 Ruth, you're late! 1301 01:24:47,233 --> 01:24:49,570 We were waiting for you. You have to read a passage. 1302 01:24:49,736 --> 01:24:51,408 Did you write something nice? 1303 01:24:51,571 --> 01:24:53,410 A poem? Make me look good. 1304 01:24:55,658 --> 01:24:56,833 You know what? 1305 01:24:56,993 --> 01:24:57,670 What? 1306 01:24:57,827 --> 01:25:01,790 Don't give a shit about your damn wedding. 1307 01:25:01,956 --> 01:25:06,216 Having the balls to invite me only proves what a schmuck you are. 1308 01:25:06,377 --> 01:25:08,015 Ruth, don't understand. 1309 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:10,266 Ruth... 1310 01:25:20,725 --> 01:25:22,148 I'll get it. 1311 01:25:29,442 --> 01:25:30,285 Hi. 1312 01:25:31,903 --> 01:25:35,415 Well? Are you writing my article for Nature Magazine? 1313 01:25:35,573 --> 01:25:36,202 No. 1314 01:25:36,366 --> 01:25:38,667 No, I'm on YouTube just got a gem. 1315 01:25:41,037 --> 01:25:44,964 Well, it's official. We're going to be on the cover. 1316 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:47,218 All I did was cut and paste. 1317 01:25:47,710 --> 01:25:49,798 No, you did a lot more than that. 1318 01:25:50,588 --> 01:25:52,640 And you were right, I was scared. 1319 01:25:57,220 --> 01:26:00,814 But didn't come here to talk about lobsters. 1320 01:26:03,601 --> 01:26:04,859 I know... 1321 01:26:06,187 --> 01:26:08,109 it might be too late... 1322 01:26:08,398 --> 01:26:11,162 and I'm older than you, I'm your boss... 1323 01:26:12,318 --> 01:26:14,787 and the menage-a-trois didn't work out. 1324 01:26:14,946 --> 01:26:16,785 Don't hold that against me. 1325 01:26:17,198 --> 01:26:18,752 But I want to be with you. 1326 01:26:24,456 --> 01:26:27,504 Can you forget the computer fora second? 1327 01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:30,799 I'm trying to open my heart to you here... 1328 01:26:31,004 --> 01:26:32,807 I think you should watch this video. 1329 01:26:33,757 --> 01:26:35,596 Can we watch it later? 1330 01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,313 Can you stop looking at that and look at me? 1331 01:26:40,013 --> 01:26:41,685 Who do you think I'm looking at? 1332 01:26:46,519 --> 01:26:47,563 What? 1333 01:26:50,565 --> 01:26:54,527 What? That's me! Who recorded this? 1334 01:26:56,404 --> 01:26:57,792 Watch out! 1335 01:27:02,118 --> 01:27:03,376 No, please... 1336 01:27:06,206 --> 01:27:07,759 It's a huge hit. 1337 01:27:08,124 --> 01:27:12,134 Have to leave the country, right? You can't hide. 1338 01:27:12,295 --> 01:27:13,802 Six million hits worldwide. 1339 01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,256 Six million? 1340 01:27:15,924 --> 01:27:17,845 That's a lot, isn't it? 1341 01:27:24,682 --> 01:27:25,774 Cupcake! 1342 01:27:26,643 --> 01:27:27,770 Poor thing... 1343 01:27:30,063 --> 01:27:32,115 What the fuck are you doing? 1344 01:27:32,273 --> 01:27:33,531 Stop recording, damn it! 1345 01:27:33,691 --> 01:27:35,862 Hey, it's okay. 1346 01:27:36,027 --> 01:27:38,281 I've always wanted to date a star. 1347 01:27:38,571 --> 01:27:39,829 Even one on YouTube. 1348 01:28:10,019 --> 01:28:12,440 Holy shit! 1349 01:28:29,748 --> 01:28:30,709 It's coming! 1350 01:28:30,874 --> 01:28:32,511 It's coming... 1351 01:28:39,841 --> 01:28:42,095 25 YEARS EARLIER 1352 01:28:42,427 --> 01:28:45,606 Ruth, you know I love you and always will. 1353 01:28:45,764 --> 01:28:47,851 But right now I have to leave. 1354 01:28:48,224 --> 01:28:50,312 Mom and can't live together. 1355 01:28:50,477 --> 01:28:52,813 It's nobody's fault, when you grow up you'll understand. 1356 01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:57,451 Sometimes a woman overwhelms a man. 1357 01:28:57,609 --> 01:29:01,073 She smothers him, screws up his dreams... 1358 01:29:01,905 --> 01:29:05,167 Promise me you won't do that to your boyfriends. Take care of them. 1359 01:29:05,325 --> 01:29:07,875 Don't try to change them or castrate them. 1360 01:29:08,036 --> 01:29:11,963 Don't humiliate them or make them cry in public. 1361 01:29:12,207 --> 01:29:15,172 Don't laugh at their body hair. 1362 01:29:16,586 --> 01:29:21,011 If you do, you'll end up alone, like your mother, the bitch. 1363 01:29:21,674 --> 01:29:23,726 The patch was her idea.96699