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[Liquid bubbling]
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WOMAN: I hear they're gonna
cut it and put it
on the street.
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MAN: No.
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WOMAN: That's what I heard.
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MAN: I love it in
its pure form.
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WOMAN: Don't you think
they should dilute
it just a little?
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MAN: Well, of course,
they'll have to.
It's so strong.
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Very high quality.
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Good stuff.
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Yes.
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KLINE: Do you realize how
much we could get
an ounce for this?
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WOMAN: I think she's
a little crazy, myself.
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Gets off smooth.
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Climbs fast.
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Cruising altitude.
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Heaven.
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I swear...
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there's an orgy going
on inside my nose.
Gentlemen, have a smell.
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Judy, something exciting
has happened. Send Mario and
Sheldon into my office.
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JUDY: Right. David's
on the phone.
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HILLARY: I'll have to
call him back.
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What do you think?
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-You've done it.
-Don't call you "the nose"
for nothing.
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The formula's a lock.
I want top security until we
get the first shipment out.
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Kline, destroy all of
our test batches,
and put our notes in the safe.
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Congratulations.
I think we've got
another winner.
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HILLARY: I mixed
two fragrances.
MOSS: She's crazy.
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SHELDON: You can't.
One's for men,
the other for women.
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HILLARY: We can.
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We have to market this
thing properly,
because it's the one scent--
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-Hillary!
-What?
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-David says it's important!
-Okay, you don't have
to yell like that!
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Put him on hold.
Tell him I'll be right there.
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-Where was I?
-In a market with one scent.
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This perfume is the only scent
that we can market that way.
Why?
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It's the only one a man can
buy for a woman,
or for another man...
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a woman can buy for a man
or for another woman.
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Have I left anybody out?
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-I'm glad you asked that.
-The important thing...
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what does it smell like?
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It smells like nothing you've
smelled before in your life.
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-Is it good?
-Yes, it's totally new
and different.
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What we have to sell,
the idea you have
to get across...
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is that not a single flower
or animal had to lose
its life for it.
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This is a fantastic slogan,
put it on your tape.
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"Why smell like a flower
unless you want to shack
up with a beast?"
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It's sensational!
I want you both to go away
to a very quiet place...
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let your brains and
creative minds blossom
with original ideas...
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and bring back what
I'm talking about. David,
is it personal or legal?
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Never have your ex-husband
as your lawyer.
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David, I'm sorry. What?
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No, I have buyers at 3:00,
labels at 3:30, stoppers at
4:00. I can meet you at 6:00.
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No, not at 5:00, I have a very
big meeting. Lots of people.
We're firming things up.
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[High-energy music]
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[Aerobics teacher counts]
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TEACHER: Kick those heels up.
Energy, energy!
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No wonder your husbands
are leaving you.
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TEACHER: One, down,
two, three, four...
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stretch up...
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three, four...
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and squat, two, three, four,
and reach those
fannies to the sky!
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Here we go.
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Those dimples belong on
your cheeks, not your behinds.
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Roll that pelvis, it's good
for your sex life.
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Everybody breathe,
or you're gonna pass out.
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Move around, everybody,
get those arms up.
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Have some fun with it.
You're going to feel good
and look good.
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Get those heels up!
Sock it to them! Hit them!
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[David whistles]
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TEACHER: Put that elbow
down there!
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Hillary, beautiful work.
Get your buttocks up!
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Reach for the sky!
There we go.
You're hot, ladies.
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HILLARY: David!
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TEACHER: Come on, tight abs,
get it up there!
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So this is the big meeting?
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-How's it going?
-Fine. What are you
doing here?
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There's a problem,
and I have to talk to you.
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-I was going to meet you in
my office.
-It can't wait.
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Shoot!
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You know I can't talk
when you do that.
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You never could, David.
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That's really cute.
Come on, this is important.
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More important than
firm inner thighs?
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DAVID: Come on, Hillary.
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HILLARY: No. Whatever it is,
I don't want to know.
I feel too good today.
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We've got to talk, understand?
But not in here.
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DAVID: This is a very
sensitive matter.
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HILLARY: You've got
some disease you don't want
to talk about? Who is she?
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DAVID: That's ridiculous,
I'm a lawyer.
I don't touch it.
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That's the silliest thing
I've ever heard.
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DAVID: We're getting
out of here.
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HILLARY: Wait,
I forgot something.
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Take it easy.
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HILLARY: What's so important
that it couldn't wait until
after my pelvic press?
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You're avoiding me.
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I'm not. I told you I'd meet
you here at 6:00, and it's
five to. Any messages?
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JUDY: I'm coming.
HILLARY: Thanks.
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-Hillary, please. I have to
talk to you!
-I'm listening.
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It doesn't look like
I'm listening, but I am.
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I can read and listen
at the same time.
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It's very difficult for me
to say what I have to say...
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so I would appreciate
your undivided attention.
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Hillary!
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Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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I don't know how to say this,
but life is funny.
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Judy, what's taking
you so long?
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JUDY: In a minute.
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Just remember,
as long as you've
got your health...
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you've got everything.
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Let me see if I get
this straight, David.
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You came here to tell me today
that life is funny...
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and if you have your health,
you have everything.
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Is there anything else
on your mind before
I can get back to work?
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Walter Hines,
your business manager...
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has embezzled all
of your money and
has left the country.
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Judy, don't come in here now.
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David, this is some kind
of joke, right?
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Like when we were
first separated.
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You had my home
robbed so I'd be scared
to live alone?
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It's no joke, I promise.
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-You're broke.
-It can't be!
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I'm a wealthy woman!
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I buy what I want.
Look at all my stuff.
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I tip big. If I see a nickel
on the street,
I don't stop and pick it up.
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Does that sound like
a woman who's broke?
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Pick it up, Hillary.
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JUDY: What's going
on in there?
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What are you doing
here so late?
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Don't you have a home life?
I can't afford to pay
you overtime.
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This is a nightmare.
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When I woke up this morning,
I was in a high tax bracket.
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You're talking
ancient history.
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You're about to enter
a new chapter in life.
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I don't want to!
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I like the chapter I'm in now.
In fact, I can't put
the book down.
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DAVID: You can get a new book
as soon as you can afford one.
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Why would Walter do that?
It's crazy!
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He not only cleaned you out,
but all his clients,
millions of dollars.
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How crazy is that?
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Let's check this out.
Judy, get me Walter Hines.
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Goddamn it! That girl is
never around when
you need her.
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Always knocking off early!
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I told you,
"Don't give him power
of attorney."
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-Didn't I say that?
-Yes, yes.
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Hi. Hillary Kramer here.
Let me speak
to Walter, please.
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And he didn't leave a number
in South America?
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[Conundrum-suggesting music]
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HILLARY: David?
DAVID: What?
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HILLARY: When you say
I have no money...
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do you mean I have
to be careful at Saks,
or I can't afford toothpaste?
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DAVID: You can always brush
your teeth at my house.
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Look, this is what you owe,
and these are
your negotiable assets.
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But unfortunately, this pile
has to go towards
paying off this pile.
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This is what's left.
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What's this?
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Read it.
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"Eddie 'Kid Natural' Scanlon."
A boxer?
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I own a person?
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Don't I own something
that doesn't eat?
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I'm afraid that's you.
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This is ridiculous.
You know I hate violence.
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What am I doing with
a prizefighter?
I'm in the perfume business!
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It's another tax scheme
of Walter's.
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About four years ago,
you bought his contract.
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He's cost you about $60,000.
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That's great! $60,000.
Not even a goddamn
thank you note.
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-What's that pile?
-This?
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That's approximately
$350,000 in debts.
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Where am I going to
get $350,000,
unless I sell my--
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Why would you suggest
such a thing? It took me so
long to get where I am.
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How else are you going
to pay all your bills and
stay out of jail?
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[Fretful instrumental music]
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[Car horns honk]
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Thank you.
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[Tires screech]
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[Hillary shouts]
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MAN 1: What's happening, mama?
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MAN 2: Go get 'em, sweetheart.
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MAN: 50 cents, miss.
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It will cost you 50 cents
to look and $1 to work out.
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50 cents, sure.
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I'm just here to look.
Swear to God.
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MAN: What's your problem?
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Me? No problem.
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I was just wondering
if you had a fighter
named Eddie Scanlon.
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Are you pregnant?
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No.
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I'm thin as a rail. See,
no pregnancy here.
Strictly business.
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-In the back.
-Thank you very much.
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Just let them know
you're there.
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And keep your hands
to yourself.
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Right.
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[Showers running]
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I'm sorry.
I was just looking....
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Not at you!
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I was just looking
for Mr. Big.
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Kid Big, Kid Natural.
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Kid Natural. He's right
around the corner.
You can't miss him.
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Thank you very much.
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MAN 1: I want my money back,
man. He cheated.
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[Speaking in Spanish]
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MAN 2: There we go,
talking in Spanish.
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HILLARY: Excuse me.
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Which one of you guys
is Kid Natural?
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I'm Kid Natural.
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What are you talking about?
I'm Kid Natural!
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I'm Kid Natural.
I'm the most naturalest
one here.
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What's on your mind?
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Which one of these guys
is Kid Natural?
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You're looking at him.
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You're Eddie "Kid Natural"
Scanlon, the fighter?
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[Men laugh]
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Yeah, in the flesh.
Why? You like fighters?
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I don't know. They're okay.
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Could I talk a little business
with you?
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Business, of course.
Boys, could I have my office
back, please?
217
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Yeah, okay, champ.
218
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,834
[Laughing]
219
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,125
All right. I'm listening.
220
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,667
Well, Mr. Natural--
221
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:12,667
Most people around here
call me "Kid." This is my
manager, Percy Washington.
222
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,208
Hello.
223
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,583
Most happy to meet someone
as lovely as you, miss.
224
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,250
HILLARY: Thank you.
225
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,875
It's nice to meet you both.
I'm Hillary Kramer.
226
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,417
Would you like
a drink of water or something?
227
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:25,792
No, thank you.
The reason I came is
to ask you--
228
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,208
How about some juice?
229
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,417
No, thank you.
Really. I'm fine.
230
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,750
Killer, come here.
I want you to meet somebody.
231
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,542
Say hello to Hillary Kramer.
232
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,875
-Well, I'm pleased
to meet you.
-Hello.
233
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,250
Good luck on Saturday, Killer.
234
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:49,000
Yeah, guess I'll do
a little redecorating.
235
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,375
Is he a fighter
and a decorator?
236
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,834
When did you ever meet
a decorator named Killer?
237
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,166
No, he's going to redecorate
somebody's face.
238
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,959
Can I get you a soda?
239
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:04,208
No, thanks.
I don't want anything.
240
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:07,166
Hillary Kramer.
Why does that name
ring a bell?
241
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,375
That's been on your paycheck
for the last four years.
242
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,625
Of course.
You own my contract.
243
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,125
-You're the lady from
Beverly Hills.
-In the flesh.
244
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,708
KID: Percy, the lady
from the checks.
245
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,625
How funny.
246
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,875
I thought you'd be much older,
55, 56, something like that.
247
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,792
It's awfully nice of you
to bring the money
down in person.
248
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:30,083
Yeah. Well.
249
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,583
I'm in this bind because
my business manager, remember
him, Walter Hines?
250
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,583
Very well.
251
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,583
He left town with all my
money, leaving me with nothing
but your contract.
252
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,417
-He couldn't fit you in
his suitcase.
-Walter skipped?
253
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:42,417
No wonder our check is late.
254
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,583
I guess there will be
no more money.
255
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,375
I'm afraid not, Mr. Scanlon.
You see...
256
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,542
since you've cost me
over $60,000,
I thought maybe you could...
257
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,250
do a little fighting for me
until I get back on
my feet again.
258
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,375
But that wasn't the deal.
259
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,291
What was the deal?
260
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,125
Very simple.
261
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,000
You pay my living expenses,
my training expenses...
262
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,125
plus a salary of
$250 a week...
263
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,500
and I guarantee Walter
that you lose money.
264
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,792
That was fine when
I had money to lose.
265
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:13,125
Now that it's all gone,
you can stop losing it
and start making it.
266
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,000
So when is our next fight?
267
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,500
I'm not a fighter.
268
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,500
You're not? You told me
you were fighter
when I first came in.
269
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,708
I was a fighter,
but I'm not a fighter anymore.
270
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,166
Do I look like a fighter?
271
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:28,834
No.
272
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,000
I don't?
273
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,125
I'm not.
274
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,500
What are you doing in a gym?
275
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,834
I'm hanging out. These are
my friends. They're fighters.
I'm not even in shape.
276
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,375
You look like you're
in shape.
277
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,834
I'm in shape,
but I'm not in shape.
278
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:46,083
It wouldn't be a good idea
for me to go into
the ring right now.
279
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,125
I haven't had a fight
in four years.
280
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,375
I'm not even a kid.
281
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,834
You saw Killer.
282
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,041
That's the kind of guy
I'd be up against.
283
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,375
Do you think I want him
to redecorate me?
284
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,500
My body could be badly
damaged by this.
285
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,500
Miss Kramer...
286
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,166
do you want my body
on your head for
the rest of your life?
287
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,208
No, I didn't think so.
288
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,583
You seem like a nice girl.
289
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,917
I didn't even know the deal.
290
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,959
-Good-bye, Mr. Washington.
-Good-bye, ma'am.
291
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:31,041
I'm sorry that
I can't continue to pay
your bills anymore.
292
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:34,041
That's all right.
It's not your fault.
293
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,625
If things pick up, I'll...
294
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,041
let you know.
295
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,875
-Good. You got a pencil?
-Sure.
296
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,125
I'll give you our address,
and if you come across some...
297
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:47,208
extra cash and feel in need
of our services....
298
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,250
I didn't mean to interrupt
your card game.
299
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,417
No problem.
300
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,125
-Irish Spring?
-What?
301
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,041
It's just the soap you use.
302
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,083
Good luck to you, sweetheart.
303
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,291
Good luck to you.
304
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,583
[Sentimental instrumental
music]
305
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,625
Come on, Hillary.
They're ready to
sign the papers.
306
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,500
If our gross next year
exceeds $27 million--
307
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,792
There she is.
308
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:30,959
Good morning.
How lovely you look.
So nice to see you again.
309
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:35,792
This is a great day for
Hillary Kramer and a great day
for Sinthia Cosmetics.
310
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:39,542
Sit down. If you'll just
sign right here.
311
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,542
This is the transfer of
all title to your company...
312
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:46,250
and an agreement not to work
in the industry for two years.
313
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,792
Maybe I could open up
something in disinfectants.
314
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:52,625
Nothing that smells,
otherwise no deal.
315
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,125
Just sign it.
It's the only way out.
316
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,333
It's not on the dotted line,
but it's legal.
317
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,333
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold it, please.
318
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,458
[Radio plays rock song
about not crying]
319
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,417
[Bell rings]
320
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,917
HILLARY: Hello?
KID: We're up here.
321
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,166
HILLARY: Hello?
322
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,708
Remember me? Hillary Kramer?
323
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,333
From the gym, no money?
324
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,500
Oh, yeah.
325
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,875
We're fixing the roof.
The thumb leaks a little.
326
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,375
KID: If it's not one thing
around here, it's another.
327
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,208
So what brings you
to Long Beach?
328
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,708
I came to talk to you
about our contract.
329
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,625
You want a glass of water
or something?
330
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:37,208
-No, thank you. I want
to talk business.
-You remember Percy.
331
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,250
-Yes. Hello. How are you?
-And that's Frank Towland,
the carpenter.
332
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,959
Hello.
333
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,417
[Donna coughing]
334
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,583
And that's Donna Rochester,
a girl.
335
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:56,417
HILLARY: How do you do?
I'm in business
with your.... Him.
336
00:19:56,417 --> 00:20:00,417
If I can direct your
attention, please, to
Paragraph B of this contract.
337
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,083
DONNA: What kind of business
is she in?
KID: I don't know.
338
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,542
Why don't you go home
and get ready for later?
339
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,166
DONNA: Are you trying to
get rid of me?
340
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,375
KID: No. I just don't want
you to get dirty.
341
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,917
I'm already dirty.
342
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,166
Beat it!
343
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,333
All right, I'm going.
344
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,291
Business?
345
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,166
Does she always smell
like a rose?
346
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,792
Yeah, nice.
347
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,166
So what brings you
to Long Beach?
Come on, I'll get you a beer.
348
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:35,041
HILLARY: No, thanks.
My lawyer has informed me--
349
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,291
-Did you tell anybody y
ou owned me?
-No.
350
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,917
Do me a favor and
don't tell anybody.
351
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,125
HILLARY: Why, are you ashamed
of being owned by a woman?
352
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,250
KID: Yeah.
353
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,458
Can I get you some tea?
354
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,667
That would be very nice.
355
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,250
We ran out. Let me get Percy.
He'll get some.
356
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,917
No, it's okay. I really don't
want any. If you will look
at this contract closely...
357
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:58,333
-you will see that you
were to fight--
-Come in and sit down.
358
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,417
You were supposed
to fight a minimum of
two fights a year...
359
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,166
for four years,
and since you didn't fight...
360
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,542
that puts you in
breach of contract.
361
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:11,000
Therefore, you owe me $57,300,
plus seven percent interest...
362
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000
which brings it to
a grand total of $61,311.
I'll take a check.
363
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:21,500
I haven't got that money.
I put that money
into the business.
364
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,458
HILLARY: Are you okay?
KID: Yeah, I'm fine.
365
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,750
You want me to get you
a paper towel or something?
366
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:32,166
I'm fine. Sit down.
367
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,375
I don't understand,
Mr. Natural.
368
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,041
You own this place?
369
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,375
You told me you spent
all your time in a gym.
370
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:42,375
No, that's a very unhealthy
atmosphere. I can't spend all
my time in a gym.
371
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:46,166
I have to branch out, think
of my future. And this is it.
372
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:51,417
Don't tell me you spent
over $60,000
of my money on this!
373
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:54,542
-Did you see the glove when
you drove up?
-Almost immediately.
374
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:57,875
Do you think a driving school
in the shape of a glove
is a stock item?
375
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,542
I don't know any more
what I think.
376
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,375
I'd like to show
you something.
377
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,083
I had this custom built!
The money has been spent!
378
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,166
If you've spent it,
you'll have to fight.
379
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,250
How many times do
I got to tell you?
380
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,667
I'm not a fighter anymore,
I'm a businessman!
381
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,625
I have a contract
on a fighter,
not on a businessman!
382
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,583
If you want to get technical,
I own this glove place!
383
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:21,959
If I want to, I can tear
it down and sell it
for scrap leather!
384
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:25,208
It's not my fault
you've got a crook
for a manager!
385
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,250
And a crook for a fighter!
386
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,792
LUCY: Am I late for my lesson?
HILLARY: You can pay me.
387
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,250
I thought you said it was free
on account of last night.
388
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,375
Yeah, get in.
389
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:37,250
Watch who you're calling
a crook, okay?
390
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,750
What are you going to
do about it? Hit me?
391
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,792
It would be the first
honest thing you've
done in years!
392
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:47,417
KID: Not the brake! The gas!
393
00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:48,875
HILLARY: I'm not finished
with you yet.
394
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:54,291
KID: Steer!
395
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,917
Use the accelerator, steer it!
Not like that!
396
00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:02,625
DRIVER: Hey, watch where
you're going!
397
00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:07,458
[Car honks repeatedly]
398
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:18,083
HILLARY: You think you can
stay in business without
me doing anything?
399
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,917
Right.
400
00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:21,125
What are you doing?
401
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,083
LUCY: You said, "Right."
402
00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:25,458
Not you! Her!
403
00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:28,625
LUCY: I'm getting confused.
404
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:32,000
You can't get away with this.
You're going to have
to start fighting.
405
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,458
I told you, lady.
There's no way I'll fight!
406
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,834
And there's no way
I'll starve!
407
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,917
I've got two words for you,
and they are not
"Happy Birthday"!
408
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,792
-I've got the same two words
for you!
-Watch your mouth!
409
00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,667
[Car horn honks]
410
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,500
-Are you all right?
-Yeah!
411
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,458
Good, because my lawyer
will be in touch with yours.
412
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:57,208
That's all right with me,
because I ain't got a lawyer!
413
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:03,667
[Classical music
in background]
414
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:07,625
[Knocking, doorbell buzzes]
415
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,834
Who is it? My husband
wants to know.
416
00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:19,333
He's in the next room
cleaning his bazooka.
417
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,542
KID: Kid Natural and Percy.
Come on, open the door.
418
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,708
Just a minute.
419
00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:26,959
Who let you up here?
420
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,542
The doorman used to be
a fighter. He let us in.
421
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,250
He's finished around here.
422
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,708
Funny, that's what
he said about you.
423
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:41,208
-Would you like to come in?
-Thank you.
424
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:43,750
How about a drink of
water or something?
425
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:47,208
PERCY: The Kid comes here
today with a heavy heart.
426
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,542
How about a glass
of Alka-Seltzer?
427
00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:52,542
He didn't want to tell you,
but I thought you being
his manager...
428
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:56,708
you had a right to know.
429
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:59,000
HILLARY: What is it? Tell me.
430
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,041
He hasn't been totally
honest with you.
431
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:02,792
No kidding.
432
00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:07,250
You've got to tell her, Kid.
433
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:09,125
You first.
434
00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:14,792
-It was your last fight, Kid.
-It was the last time
I fought.
435
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,583
Yeah?
436
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,375
Go on.
437
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,208
I killed a man.
438
00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:25,875
Dead killed?
439
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:30,166
Oh, my God.
440
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,750
His name was Billy Templeton.
441
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,125
We were fighting this
semi-wind-up in Fresno.
442
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:40,959
Going into the sixth round,
Percy said, "You're behind
on points, boy...
443
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:42,792
"go knock him out."
444
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,208
So I went out there smoking.
445
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,166
I hit him with rights, rights,
lefts, rights, lefts, rights.
446
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:50,125
Everything I did worked.
447
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,834
I couldn't miss,
but he didn't fall.
448
00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:56,458
He must have been tangled up
in the ropes or something.
I don't know.
449
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:59,667
Finally, the referee
jumped in,
pulled me off him...
450
00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:01,959
and Billy just slipped
to the canvas...
451
00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:05,166
and lay there unconscious.
452
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:08,959
I was at his hospital room.
I stayed there for five days.
453
00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:13,792
I was there when
the doctor came and told
his wife Billy was gone.
454
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:19,667
At his funeral,
I fell to my knees...
455
00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:23,625
and I swore to his
5-year-old son, I said:
456
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:28,291
"I will never again use
these messengers of death."
457
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,792
One more thing.
He was my best friend...
458
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,959
also.
459
00:26:37,959 --> 00:26:39,959
[Classical music continues]
460
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,667
-You almost had me, Kid.
-What?
461
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,625
I almost bought that.
462
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:14,041
Was the best friend part
a little too much?
463
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:16,708
You'll say anything to get
out of this, won't you?
464
00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:19,083
What do you want me to say?
I'll say it:
I don't want to fight.
465
00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,333
Then give me my money back.
466
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,875
Are you trying to ruin me?
I've been in boxing
my whole life!
467
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,917
I never had a sheriff come
for me. Not until you!
468
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,250
What is he talking about?
469
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,542
Knockout Driving Academy
has been served...
470
00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:32,041
with a Temporary Restraining
Order. We're closed.
471
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:34,208
That's a shame.
Anything I can do?
472
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:37,417
Call off your goddamn lawyer
and tell him to call off
the goddamn law!
473
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:42,708
How do you like that?
David laced up the glove?
474
00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,208
There's nothing left to do
but go back to fighting.
475
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:49,625
I've heard what some
fighters make. It can be very
profitable, maybe even fun.
476
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:54,458
Fun? What is the matter
with you? Why are you so
hot to have me beat up?
477
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:57,625
I am not hot to get
you beat up! I need you!
You're all I have!
478
00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:00,458
I'm looking around,
and it's a little hard
to weep for you.
479
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:04,750
This will all be auctioned
on the 18th. You've got
to look at this positively.
480
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,750
We could be helping
each other.
We could be partners.
481
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:10,000
You know, you're crazy!
482
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Never go into business
with a woman.
483
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,083
Really? I think
I'm saving your ass.
484
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,959
Because if I were a man,
I would've shot you
between the eyes!
485
00:28:16,959 --> 00:28:19,417
-That sounds good.
-Not me.
486
00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:23,125
HILLARY: I paid for you and
I'll stick with you! Anyway,
I think you need me, too.
487
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,417
That's great! Now I need her!
488
00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:27,458
HILLARY: I think we should
start right away.
489
00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:30,083
Percy, get him a fight.
I can make it any night
but Wednesday.
490
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:33,834
You're not leaving us
with much room
for negotiations.
491
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,333
See you in the ring!
492
00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:49,959
-Can I ask you something?
-Sure.
493
00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:51,583
-Do you live alone?
-Yeah.
494
00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:53,792
It figures.
495
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,125
"My best friend, also."
How could you do
a line like that?
496
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,667
It just slipped out,
but I had her going
up until then.
497
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:25,500
You're the dumbest
white man I know.
498
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,917
Okay, here's what
we're going to do.
499
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:30,291
You get your license back.
500
00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:33,834
We'll set up a fight
with the Bakersfield Bleeder.
501
00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:36,417
It will be an easy workout
for you and the Bleeder.
502
00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:38,625
He'll bleed all
over the place.
503
00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,708
She's never been
to a fight before.
504
00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:44,041
She'll get sick and disgusted
with the whole thing.
505
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:46,041
Then she'll give you
back your contract.
506
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:51,542
A woman just can't
take it like a man.
507
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:54,708
I knew this tax shelter
business was too
good to be true.
508
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,166
[Fast-paced
instrumental music]
509
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:16,917
-What's the matter with him?
-They switched fighters on us.
510
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:20,333
You mean we're not fighting
Mr. Mathison from Bakersfield?
511
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:24,208
No. We're fighting
Jackhammer Muldoon.
512
00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:27,625
HILLARY: Is that Jack Hammer
or Jackhammer?
513
00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:30,708
PERCY: Nobody's been able
to talk to him long
enough to find out.
514
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:37,250
Don't worry about me.
It's good to throw up
before the fight.
515
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:40,834
It helps the blood go to
the parts of the body
that need it most.
516
00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:42,750
I feel great.
517
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:46,083
You have to tell me exactly
what I do after the Kid wins.
518
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,083
Do I just jump
into the ring...
519
00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:52,250
or do I apologize to
the loser or maybe just
wave to the fans?
520
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,250
I'll be right back.
521
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,083
HILLARY: When will he stop
feeling sick?
522
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,875
PERCY: The minute he
gets knocked out.
523
00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,917
[Hillary sighs heavily]
524
00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:15,250
PERCY: Didn't I tell you,
my man? She ain't got
the stomach for it.
525
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:19,166
Free again! Thank
God Almighty. Free again.
526
00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:27,542
It's a lot different
than on television.
527
00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:29,959
Oh, my God.
528
00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:33,250
-I hope this taught you
a lesson, child.
-It has. Get him in shape.
529
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:36,708
What? You're a goddamn
crazy woman!
530
00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:39,750
It takes time and money
to get a fighter in shape.
531
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,458
The Kid ain't got the time,
and you ain't got the money.
532
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,750
I'll raise the money.
533
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:48,083
It'll take me a few weeks,
but we'll get better fights
with nicer people.
534
00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:50,458
Oh, my God.
535
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,792
She's not giving up, Percy.
536
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,458
That's a problem.
537
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:01,125
[MOU=1]
Oh, my God.
538
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,125
You ought to do something
about that.
539
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:20,208
I'm cutting down.
540
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,125
What is that
"fight that never was"?
541
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:26,667
It was the biggest
amateur fight of the year,
four years ago.
542
00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:28,417
The Pan Am Games.
543
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:31,500
He was supposed to fight
Hector Mantilla,
but it never came off.
544
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,834
How come?
545
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:36,125
They fought
outside the dressing
room instead.
546
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:37,834
They never got into the ring.
547
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,917
-You sure this is business?
-Yeah.
548
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:48,166
It's going to be awful,
raising money for
the Kid's training....
549
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,166
HILLARY: It's just business.
550
00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,708
Because if it isn't...
551
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:56,041
I'm going to get
somebody to come over
and cut your tits off.
552
00:33:05,959 --> 00:33:08,834
HILLARY: Now, look,
just don't be nervous.
553
00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:11,750
I mean, do what everyone
else does.
554
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:15,792
If you have any trouble with
the forks, just watch me.
555
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:19,250
If you're worried about
how I'll be with your friends,
I can leave.
556
00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:22,750
You're talking to Kid Natural.
I've been around
a little bit myself.
557
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,750
I've got manners I haven't
even used yet.
Ring the goddamn bell.
558
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:36,750
-Where have you been?
-It's a long way from
Long Beach.
559
00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:45,750
-This is all for you,
you know.
-I know, David. I'm sorry.
560
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,917
This is Eddie "Kid Natural"
Scanlon.
561
00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:51,041
So you're her fighter?
562
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:53,458
-So you're her husband?
-Ex-husband.
563
00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:55,834
With a little luck,
I'll be her ex-fighter.
564
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:59,083
Anyway, it's great
to meet you, champ.
565
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:02,333
Actually, I never had
a shot at the title.
566
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:07,583
He didn't want to because
he killed his best friend
in the ring.
567
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:13,000
He was on the cover of
Sports Illustrated. He's had
14 straight knockouts.
568
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,792
If I had been knocked
out one more time,
it would have made 15.
569
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,500
That's too many.
570
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:20,083
So I went into driving
instruction instead.
571
00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:24,208
He's a natural born fighter.
He has the largest fists
I've ever seen.
572
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,166
My head is too big.
573
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:29,125
They'd throw a punch anywhere
in the ring, and it'd always
hit my head.
574
00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:31,583
At my driving school...
575
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:35,792
the only thing that could
affect my looks is if I were
to go through the windshield.
576
00:34:35,792 --> 00:34:38,708
There isn't a mark on you.
You must do very well.
577
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:41,083
Sure. That's because I use
my mind and my body.
578
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:43,125
How's that?
579
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:47,041
I use my mind to give
the lesson, but I use my body
to drum up business.
580
00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:55,667
HILLARY: Will you do me
a favor and just don't tell
Donna that you're my date.
581
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:58,834
-Why?
-I have my reasons.
582
00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:01,166
Two good reasons.
583
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:04,708
Okay, I won't tell Donna.
I don't talk to her anyway.
584
00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:07,375
I'm getting itchy.
Let's get out of here.
585
00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:09,542
-What have you been doing
all night?
-Talking.
586
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:13,041
-Why are your business
cards all over?
-I've been talking business.
587
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,667
Your business is to sell
shares in yourself as a boxer.
588
00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:17,792
That's your business.
589
00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:21,667
Excuse me,
could I have your
undivided attention?
590
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:24,500
Please, everyone,
be kind enough
to take a seat...
591
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,208
and make yourselves
comfortable, all right?
592
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,708
Hillary, sweetheart.
593
00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:38,083
First of all,
I want to thank you all
for coming tonight.
594
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:41,250
I guess it's no secret
what this night is all about.
595
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:44,917
Although I'll be working
out of a gym instead
of a perfume factory...
596
00:35:44,917 --> 00:35:47,250
the Kid has
the same sweet
smell of success.
597
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,875
We're here tonight
to offer you...
598
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,708
10 points of the Kid's
contract for a mere...
599
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:00,708
$300 a point.
600
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,542
I'm certainly no fool.
601
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:11,417
I'm going to take advantage
of this opportunity.
I'll take one.
602
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:13,917
Thanks, David.
You're a very sweet man.
603
00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:16,583
ALAN: Yes, that is
very sweet of you.
604
00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:21,083
However, I'm sure I speak for
the rest of us when I say,
Hillary, that...
605
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:25,041
you shouldn't wash
your financial laundry
in public, so to speak.
606
00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:33,917
Why don't you just shut up,
and let the lady talk?
607
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:37,500
Mr. Scanlon, please,
I've known Hillary
a lot longer than you.
608
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,917
Wait, it's okay.
609
00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:44,250
This is a terrific idea,
folks.
610
00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:47,917
You can make a lot of money
from a fighter.
611
00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:50,625
Well, is anyone else
going to grab this...
612
00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,291
wonderful opportunity?
613
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:59,875
Sweetheart, maybe
we should just wait a little
while, all right?
614
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:04,166
Take a few minutes,
think it over, have yourself
another drink, some cake.
615
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,166
There's plenty of dessert.
616
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:10,333
I'm really sorry.
Everybody just
keep it in mind.
617
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:13,667
-You want me to split
his head open?
-No, don't do that.
618
00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:17,959
It's very sweet of you to want
to split his head open
on my behalf...
619
00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:22,667
but I believe in handling
things in a much
more mature fashion.
620
00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:26,333
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go to the ladies
room and cut off all my hair.
621
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:34,000
Mr. Scanlon...
622
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,166
I'm sorry if
I embarrassed you.
623
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,208
You embarrassed yourself, pal.
624
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:41,041
I always say what I feel.
625
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:45,000
I've always been intrigued
by prizefighting.
626
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,333
I'm a karate man, myself.
Seventh-degree black
belt for 12 years.
627
00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:51,166
No shit?
628
00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:53,542
You must be fast.
629
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:55,959
Very fast.
630
00:37:55,959 --> 00:38:00,375
Karate depends on speed,
mental acuity and power...
631
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:03,458
unlike the more
brutish sport of boxing.
632
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,708
Maybe.
633
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:09,166
But if you run into a fighter
on a dark night, I wouldn't
stake my life on it.
634
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,500
Well, you're a fighter.
635
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,542
What do you think of this?
636
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,375
That's pretty good.
637
00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:29,417
In Tokyo, where I studied...
638
00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:32,667
we are considered samurai...
639
00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:35,500
without swords.
640
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,417
This is something
I picked up in Long Beach.
641
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:43,208
I've got you, Mr. Samurai.
642
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:46,875
Just sit here.
I only tapped
your solar plexus.
643
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:49,250
The pain should go away
in about 10 minutes.
644
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:52,417
My card.
645
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:56,041
I bet you look really
cute in those little
karate pajamas.
646
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:13,583
HILLARY: Kid!
647
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:24,083
What are you doing out here?
Are you all right?
648
00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:27,875
-I'm sorry I ruined things
for you.
-Not at all.
649
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:30,917
Everybody hates Alan Krane,
so we sold 8 out of 10 shares.
650
00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:33,750
That's what I came
to tell you. Congratulations.
651
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,542
-No kidding?
-It worked.
652
00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:42,125
-You've got nice hands.
-Thanks.
653
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:44,125
There are 31 bones
in the hand.
654
00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:46,291
It's the most delicate
part of our body.
655
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,667
Fighters are very careful
to wrap their hands.
656
00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:52,458
They weren't meant
for hitting.
657
00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:55,125
Your hand is big.
658
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,750
-It's as big as mine.
-Big hands, yeah.
659
00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,792
Nice extension.
660
00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,166
Good muscle tone.
661
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,250
If you were a man,
you could be a fighter.
662
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:06,792
Feel those shoulders.
Big, beautiful.
663
00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:10,667
What do you think you would
have been, a bantamweight?
Flyweight?
664
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:13,458
Would you mind
putting me down?
665
00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:16,625
Sure.
666
00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:23,125
And now, would you mind
taking your hands off my ass?
667
00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:28,625
Thanks.
668
00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:30,875
I think we should go back
to the party and celebrate.
669
00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:36,625
-Is this a pass?
-I thought you wanted
to celebrate.
670
00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:38,166
I said, "celebrate,"
not fornicate!
671
00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:41,875
I love a woman
who talks dirty.
672
00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:43,375
Let's forget that
ever happened.
673
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:45,250
I've got a memory
like an elephant.
674
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:47,333
And about as much style.
675
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,375
-You can't imagine
how this feels.
-Good?
676
00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:52,166
No, terrible. You're breaking
my back. Please get off me.
677
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,708
Really?
678
00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:01,542
Okay, all right. Thank you.
679
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,250
You don't have to do that.
680
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:06,583
Let's go back in before
you want to take me
to a sleazy motel.
681
00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:08,041
That sounds good.
682
00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:10,834
I'm not the sleazy-motel type.
683
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:12,291
What's wrong with right here?
684
00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:15,708
I'm not the beach type either.
I'm not crazy about sand.
685
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:18,250
I'm not crazy about ants,
but I still go to picnics.
686
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:21,875
You're missing the point, Kid.
687
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,875
You're just not my type.
688
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:27,750
I mean...
689
00:41:30,542 --> 00:41:32,208
you live in a glove, you know?
690
00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:35,375
I wear them.
691
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,667
HILLARY: You like women.
692
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,417
I like men.
693
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:54,708
-What's the matter with you?
-I don't want to fool
around with you.
694
00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:58,625
-Can I be honest with you?
-Sure.
695
00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:02,083
You just don't turn me on.
696
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:04,417
I don't?
697
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:10,625
I'm glad we could be
straightforward about
it right at the start...
698
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:13,041
because you and me
are business, you understand?
699
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,583
You're not mad at me, are you?
700
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:19,041
Good.
701
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:26,625
So long, boss.
702
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:27,750
Where are you going?
703
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:33,625
Home.
704
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,208
HILLARY: I'll get the car.
KID: Don't bother.
705
00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:39,500
But you don't have a ride.
706
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:42,625
I've never had any trouble
getting home from
a party in my life, cutie.
707
00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:56,834
Percy!
708
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,458
Hi. So....
709
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,000
Where's our Kid?
710
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,250
He's getting dressed.
He'll be right out.
711
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,708
Great.
712
00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:11,625
I bought some books
I thought might help.
713
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:12,834
I hope they're Bibles.
714
00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:24,333
Who's that guy
in the white suit?
715
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:28,542
PERCY: That's the man.
Leo Gough, the biggest fight
promoter on the West Coast.
716
00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:30,500
Really?
717
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,208
-Then I think we should
have a little talk.
-No, don't....
718
00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:37,458
HILLARY: Excuse me.
719
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,333
Excuse me, please.
720
00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:41,750
-Hello, Mr. Gough.
I'm Hillary Kramer.
-How do you do?
721
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:44,500
-I owned Le Nez Perfumes.
-Oh, yes.
722
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,500
-I'm a fight manager now.
-Really?
723
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,250
Interesting career move.
724
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:52,583
It's a long story.
725
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:55,375
I thought maybe you'd want
to use my fighter in
one of your shows.
726
00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,959
You've got a fighter?
727
00:43:56,959 --> 00:43:58,708
-What's his name?
-Kid Natural.
728
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,708
He can't fight.
729
00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:05,041
Yes, he can.
He's got his license.
730
00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:08,542
He's got a trainer,
he's got money to train with,
and trunks I've designed.
731
00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:12,208
He's got me, and
I've got my license,
and I've got nice clothes--
732
00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:15,208
Miss Kramer,
he's got everything
except the right hands.
733
00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:19,041
He can't fight.
I'm sorry, Miss Kramer.
734
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:21,834
It was nice to meet you.
Now, if you'll excuse
me, please.
735
00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:37,708
Well, how did it go?
736
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:40,083
-He showed definite
signs of interest.
-Really?
737
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:42,417
Yeah.
738
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,542
It must have been the walk.
739
00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:48,458
HILLARY: You think so?
PERCY: Definitely.
740
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:49,792
HILLARY: Oh, time, time.
741
00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:54,750
Are you all right?
742
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:58,041
I'm sorry about last night.
I guess I went too far.
743
00:44:58,041 --> 00:45:00,250
Come on, talk to me.
I said I was sorry.
744
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:01,792
My mouth always gets me into--
745
00:45:04,291 --> 00:45:06,792
PERCY: All right,
break it up, lover.
746
00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:09,834
I guess that's what happens
when you fall for a fighter.
747
00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:11,417
Luis, come over here, please.
748
00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:16,792
Luis, this is Eddie.
Eddie, Luis.
749
00:45:16,792 --> 00:45:20,458
Luis is going to go
a few rounds with you.
I want to see you work.
750
00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:23,542
What is he, a welterweight?
I don't want to do any damage.
751
00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:26,291
Don't worry about Luis,
he can take care of himself.
752
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,959
You just get in there
and work.
753
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,667
We want to take a look at you.
754
00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,250
Anything you say, boss.
755
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:43,083
You can beat him easy, Kid.
He's so short.
756
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:45,291
HILLARY: Wait a minute, Kid.
Let me fix your sock here.
757
00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:46,125
PERCY: Time.
758
00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:52,291
HILLARY: Come on, Kid.
You can knock him out.
759
00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:56,291
HILLARY: Here it is.
760
00:45:56,291 --> 00:45:59,375
"The left hook is strictly
a short, secondary punch,
but often effective."
761
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:00,625
Use that on him, Kid.
762
00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:05,708
Listen to this.
763
00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:08,417
"If you kill the body,
the head will follow."
764
00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:10,792
I think that means
you have to hit him low.
765
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,708
Kid, you're not listening
to what I tell you.
766
00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:20,375
Here's a good one.
767
00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:23,041
"Often a right lead is
the only way
to stop an opponent...
768
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,333
"from automatically
circling to his left."
769
00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:28,083
HILLARY: So do that, I think.
770
00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:31,000
Footwork, Kid.
Percy said footwork, right.
771
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,333
I think that means kick him.
772
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:34,875
PERCY: Take it easy.
773
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,667
HILLARY: If you can inch your
way here, I'll show you this.
774
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:41,417
It's a fantastic picture.
Look. See?
775
00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:44,875
Will you stop hitting
him so hard!
This is only a game!
776
00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,208
PERCY: Keep breathing.
Chin down.
777
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:50,250
HILLARY: Luis,
don't touch his face.
778
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:53,708
If you'd just listen to me,
maybe you'd win.
779
00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:57,542
Will you look at me
when I talk to you?
780
00:46:57,542 --> 00:47:02,333
HILLARY: That must hurt.
Maybe we should stop and
come back tomorrow.
781
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:05,583
PERCY: Just relax.
It's just a workout.
782
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:08,208
HILLARY: Can I call time?
Who has to call time?
Somebody call time.
783
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:10,708
PERCY: Time.
784
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,750
KID: Where did you
get this kid? He's terrific.
785
00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,750
He's not terrific.
He's an asthmatic.
786
00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,750
He took this job to pay
for violin lessons.
787
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,625
I'm sorry if I hurt you.
788
00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:26,083
I'm not hurt! Who said
I'm hurt? Do I look hurt?
789
00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:28,417
-Will that be all, Mr. Percy?
-Thanks, Luis.
790
00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,583
-Go take a shower.
-That's okay,
I'm not sweating.
791
00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:32,083
Get out of here.
792
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:33,750
All right. All right.
793
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:36,708
If you need any more sparring
partners, let me know.
794
00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:39,166
My kid sister is
looking for a job.
795
00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:41,917
HILLARY: Don't pay any
attention to him.
He's just a little squirt.
796
00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:44,458
Wise-ass kid!
797
00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:46,083
HILLARY: Did my book help?
KID: If I could have
thrown it at him!
798
00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:48,125
This whole thing
is a big joke.
799
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:51,583
-What's really wrong?
Talk to me.
-I'll talk to you!
800
00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:54,291
You want me to talk to you?
I'll tell you what it is!
801
00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:57,625
It's a broad shouting
instructions at me from
ringside! I can't take it!
802
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,792
It's too humiliating!
803
00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:04,750
Okay, if that's how you feel
about it, I'll leave.
Excuse me.
804
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:06,625
KID: Wait a minute.
805
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,625
-Changed your mind?
-Go out the back,
it's shorter.
806
00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:17,125
[Instrumental rock music]
807
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,041
-There you go.
-Percy?
808
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,166
What's the matter?
809
00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:44,333
My finger is not supposed
to be in there, is it?
810
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,500
Let me see it again.
I missed it.
811
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:51,166
HILLARY: You have to stretch
these muscles out.
812
00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:54,500
Hey, what are you doing?
813
00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:02,041
HILLARY: You sure all
managers do this?
KID: Absolutely.
814
00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:03,834
Then what do the trainers do?
815
00:49:03,834 --> 00:49:05,875
They make sure
the managers do it.
816
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:15,500
[Loud coughing]
817
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,041
KID: Hello.
HILLARY: Rise and shine.
It's 5:30.
818
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,708
-I know it's 5:30. So what?
-So you've got to run.
819
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,542
I already ran!
820
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,792
-In the dark?
-That's right, in the dark.
821
00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:28,208
-There's such a thing
as overtraining!
-Not as far as you're--
822
00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,917
Really?
823
00:49:31,917 --> 00:49:33,375
MAN: Want me to set the tour?
HILLARY: What time?
824
00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:36,000
-3:30 this afternoon.
-Great.
825
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:42,375
GUIDE: Sun Coast makes
an unscheduled stop at
the newest attraction...
826
00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:44,750
Kid Natural's training camp.
827
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:47,208
Here, nestled
in the ever-pumping
machinery...
828
00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:50,083
of the famous
Long Beach oil fields...
829
00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,708
is the Knockout
Driving Academy.
830
00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:56,208
GIRL 1: Give me your
autograph, please.
GIRL 2: Oh, I love you, Kid!
831
00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:01,291
GUIDE: The vivacious
Hillary Kramer...
832
00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:04,542
who once packaged
Le Nez Perfumes
in Beverly Hills...
833
00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:07,583
is now packaging
a boxer in Long Beach.
834
00:50:10,792 --> 00:50:12,875
-How are you doing, Hillary?
-Good.
835
00:50:12,875 --> 00:50:15,166
I thought I was getting
my picture taken.
836
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,417
PHOTOGRAPHER:
You are. With her.
837
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:19,959
Come on, don't take
it so seriously.
838
00:50:19,959 --> 00:50:23,375
It's promotion.
You know what I mean?
It's all part of it.
839
00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:26,291
Why don't you do something
that looks like fighting,
but isn't?
840
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:28,083
The Kid is real good at that.
841
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:31,917
Put up your dukes.
842
00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:36,417
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Yeah, that's good.
843
00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:38,208
You want to go
a couple of rounds?
844
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,208
Are you looking
for a short nap?
845
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:44,250
Hey, this is fun.
846
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,083
Now I know why you like it.
847
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,291
I love this. This is real fun.
848
00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:02,834
It was just a tap.
I hardly hit her.
849
00:51:02,834 --> 00:51:04,667
KID: Come on, Hillary.
Stop kidding around.
850
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:09,291
Wait a minute, Hillary.
That's great. Hold it.
851
00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:15,417
KID: She finally knows
her place: On her back
with her mouth shut!
852
00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:21,125
Kid.
853
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:25,417
He's not the only one
in shape. Take a picture
of this. "Kid Nauseous."
854
00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:31,000
[Climactic instrumental music]
855
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
You're done.
856
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,041
Ladies and gentlemen...
857
00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:44,792
the next event,
eight rounds of boxing.
858
00:51:44,792 --> 00:51:48,834
In the white corner,
from Lodi, California...
859
00:51:48,834 --> 00:51:53,041
weighing in at 217
and a half pounds...
860
00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:56,291
Guy "The Cannibal" La Roche.
861
00:51:56,291 --> 00:52:00,333
[Booing and cheering]
862
00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:04,375
I've heard of fighting out
of your class,
but never out of your species.
863
00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:07,667
And from
Long Beach, California...
864
00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:10,834
wearing green trunks
with white stripes...
865
00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:16,083
-weighing in at 177 pounds...
-175!
866
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:22,417
...the fighting driving
instructor, Eddie
"Kid Natural" Scanlon.
867
00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:24,083
[Cheering]
868
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:33,041
You know the rules and
regulations of the California
State Boxing Commission.
869
00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:35,208
I want a good clean fight.
870
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:38,208
In case of a knockdown,
the man standing goes
to the neutral corner.
871
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:40,333
Wait. Can I ask
you a question?
872
00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:42,417
-What?
-What is "a neutral corner"?
873
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:44,375
It's a corner, lady,
that I point to.
874
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:47,375
Then it's not exactly neutral.
875
00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:50,667
I tell the fighters
what is neutral and
what is not neutral.
876
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,917
I don't like discussions
in the ring. Do you mind?
877
00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:56,917
He doesn't like discussions
in the ring.
878
00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:59,375
-Just one more thing, okay?
-Go ahead.
879
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,291
Mr. Cannibal is wearing
mentholated balm.
880
00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:04,792
-Says who?
-Says this.
881
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:08,375
Don't make him mad!
882
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:10,417
He can't wear that stuff,
because it gets in
my fighter's eyes.
883
00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,458
This ain't Vaseline.
884
00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:18,417
How should I know?
885
00:53:18,417 --> 00:53:19,917
I've been away for 10 years.
886
00:53:23,125 --> 00:53:25,917
Take him out and get him
cleaned up, every bit of it.
887
00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:28,542
HILLARY: Yeah,
clean him up. Very good.
Thank you very much.
888
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,959
KID: Keep your mouth shut!
PERCY: She did a good thing.
889
00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:36,417
-I'm not all bad!
-Your nose is good.
890
00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:38,959
-Will the corner man
leave the ring?
-Corner person.
891
00:53:38,959 --> 00:53:41,792
-Corner person, kindly leave
the ring.
-Get out of here!
892
00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:43,250
HILLARY: Catch you later.
893
00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:54,291
Where's my mouthpiece?
894
00:53:54,291 --> 00:53:56,500
I've got the mouthpiece.
Just a minute.
895
00:54:04,166 --> 00:54:05,667
No, that's upside down!
896
00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:14,458
HILLARY: Do a good job.
I'm here if you need me.
897
00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:18,708
[Booing]
898
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:27,333
David!
899
00:54:30,041 --> 00:54:32,250
What do you think
of my outfit?
900
00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:33,792
Good for the ring, huh?
901
00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,667
[Cheering]
902
00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:46,166
-Stick him with your jab!
-Jab him with your jab!
903
00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:55,208
Look what he did.
Is that allowed?
Is that legal?
904
00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,250
[Hissing and booing]
905
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,542
PERCY: Get out of the corner.
906
00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:12,000
-Get out of the corner.
Inside.
-Inside.
907
00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,166
HILLARY: Run, run.
908
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,834
Yeah, hold on to him,
that's good.
909
00:55:23,834 --> 00:55:25,708
[Hissing and booing]
910
00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:31,750
HILLARY: You big lug!
911
00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:40,125
David, she's Donna Rochester.
912
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,583
-The girl.
-Pleased to meet you, Dave.
913
00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:47,250
David. You know,
like in Camp David.
914
00:55:48,959 --> 00:55:50,625
DONNA: You're kidding?
That's you?
915
00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:57,917
HILLARY: Pick on somebody
your own size!
PERCY: Don't be afraid of him.
916
00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:05,250
Get ready.
Another round is coming up.
917
00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:08,959
Yeah. Got it. Watch this.
918
00:56:08,959 --> 00:56:11,291
Percy, where's the bottle?
The bottle!
919
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:14,583
[Bell rings]
920
00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:26,834
Hillary, I can't sit down.
921
00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:29,792
-You hurt that bad?
-No, I don't have a stool!
922
00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,959
Sorry. I'll be right back.
Wait here.
923
00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:35,959
PERCY: Okay, Kid,
I know it's tough.
Just settle down. Relax.
924
00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:38,792
PERCY: Getting close.
You're doing fine.
925
00:56:38,792 --> 00:56:41,667
It's a big guy out there.
Just stay in close.
926
00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:44,375
-Here's your stool.
-Well, put it down!
927
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:46,917
Okay, I forgot one thing!
Big deal!
928
00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:52,291
One thing you're supposed
to remember, and that's
to have the stool here!
929
00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:54,458
-Would you care for
some water?
-Yeah.
930
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,291
That Vaseline looks
too globby.
931
00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,959
-What's the matter?
-It's your fingernails!
932
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,083
-Got a Band-Aid?
-I don't need a Band-Aid!
933
00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:13,208
Not for you. For me,
I broke my nail.
934
00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:15,333
I'll go back to the fight
where it's safe!
935
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:18,625
-Listen, Kid, can I give
you some advice?
-What?
936
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:21,375
This is very important.
Don't get hit so much.
937
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:24,125
Try to remember to hit him
more than he hits you!
938
00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:28,250
That's your secret strategy
for winning this fight?
939
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,667
Keep your mind on the fight,
inside the ring.
940
00:57:30,667 --> 00:57:34,875
Now, remember, Kid.
Hit and don't get hit!
941
00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:37,708
Hillary, I'm late
for this round!
942
00:57:37,708 --> 00:57:40,041
Corner person out.
This is a warning!
943
00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:41,625
-Did you hear that?
-'Bye.
944
00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:50,583
HILLARY: I think he's going
to be okay now.
945
00:58:03,542 --> 00:58:05,375
[Hissing and booing]
946
00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,542
God, they're so rude.
947
00:58:48,041 --> 00:58:50,250
Get ready. Another round
is coming up.
948
00:58:58,083 --> 00:59:00,083
Get out of there. You can't
get in there.
949
00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:02,583
I'm not going to be late
this time.
950
00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:04,917
You saw how angry he got
when I forgot the stool. Kid!
951
00:59:07,708 --> 00:59:10,542
The stool is in whenever
you're ready.
952
00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:11,834
REFEREE: Disqualified.
953
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,417
[Hissing and booing]
954
00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:23,792
KID: Are you crazy?
955
00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:26,750
That was a wonderful round.
Why is everybody in the ring?
956
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:29,125
Because the fight is over!
957
00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:31,625
You mean you don't
need the stool?
958
00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:35,000
Yes, I need the stool!
To hit you over the head with!
959
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,333
ANNOUNCER: The winner, by
disqualification,
"The Cannibal" La Roche!
960
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:42,125
I made a mistake.
Do it over without
the stool this time.
961
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,792
Please, get out of the ring.
962
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:46,583
-Please take your stool...
-It wasn't my fault!
963
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,500
...your towels and
the rest of the crap,
and get out of here!
964
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:50,834
I was trying to do my job.
965
00:59:50,834 --> 00:59:54,041
Your job is to keep your
big mouth shut and
do what I tell you!
966
00:59:54,041 --> 00:59:58,291
You think you're the King of
the Jungle? You think
everybody's afraid of you?
967
00:59:58,291 --> 01:00:01,166
Do you think because
you're a girl I won't pop
you in the mouth?
968
01:00:01,166 --> 01:00:04,125
That would make you feel
like a man, to punch
me in the mouth?
969
01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:06,875
Come on, Hillary, go back to
your old man, he's used to it.
970
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:09,458
REFEREE: Give me that.
Now get out!
971
01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:12,166
I know what your trouble is!
You hate women!
972
01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:14,667
No, I don't. I hate you!
973
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,583
HILLARY: Look what
you've done. You've
knocked him down.
974
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:23,208
HILLARY: Will you do the same
thing to me, you big bully?
975
01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:27,125
All right, give me
a little poke. Show them what
a big tough guy you are.
976
01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:29,208
KID: You know something?
I ought to.
977
01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:31,542
HILLARY: Well, what's
the matter?
978
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,708
Are you scared?
Are you chicken?
979
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:35,750
No, because I quit!
980
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:38,542
I'm not throwing any more
punches for you or at you!
981
01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:40,708
Go ahead and sue me!
Do what you want!
982
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:43,667
Take my business!
Take everything I own!
I don't care!
983
01:00:43,667 --> 01:00:44,708
Because I'm through!
984
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:02,875
Yeah? You think you're
through now? You were through
when I met you!
985
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:05,542
Because you're a bum!
You're a crook!
986
01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:06,917
And a lousy driver!
987
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:21,291
Thank you...
988
01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:26,125
and good night.
989
01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:40,875
[Soft instrumental music]
990
01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:03,792
[Phone rings]
991
01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:07,834
KID: Hello.
992
01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:19,500
[Donna coughing]
993
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:25,834
-Are you almost ready?
-I don't like what
you're wearing.
994
01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:28,625
You bought it for me!
995
01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,083
I'm not talking about
your outfit, but about
your perfume.
996
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,792
You smell like a rose bush.
997
01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,500
I don't know whether
to kiss you or to water you.
998
01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:39,959
GOUGH: I'm glad you changed
your mind and came in, Kid.
999
01:02:39,959 --> 01:02:42,834
Nice picture. You look good.
1000
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:46,125
KID: Thanks, Mr. Gough.
My left hand is working
the way I want it.
1001
01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:47,834
GOUGH: Not you, sonny. Her.
1002
01:02:49,667 --> 01:02:51,917
Then why don't you
get her a fight?
1003
01:02:51,917 --> 01:02:53,917
I want to get both
of you a fight...
1004
01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:58,500
but an attraction like
the two of you has to
be mounted correctly.
1005
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,333
Just get them a fight with
somebody else
besides each other.
1006
01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:04,750
Mr. Gough, are you familiar
with this?
1007
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:08,333
GOUGH: Sure I'm familiar
with it. That's old news.
1008
01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:11,500
I can show you a way
to turn the question mark
into a dollar sign.
1009
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,417
Good. Show me.
1010
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:16,208
Don't you think people
wondered who would've won?
1011
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:18,542
More importantly,
who'd win it now,
four years later?
1012
01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:22,542
Since Hector Mantilla
became one of the best light
heavies in the world...
1013
01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:26,041
while Kid Natural became
a poor driving instructor
living in a glove.
1014
01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:29,208
A glove?
1015
01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:31,667
It's a long story. I think
we should get these
two gladiators...
1016
01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:35,000
back into the ring so that
"the fight that never was"
will be again.
1017
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,041
What do you think?
1018
01:03:38,041 --> 01:03:41,917
I think you'd better get back
to that part about
the dollar sign.
1019
01:03:41,917 --> 01:03:44,792
I think we can make a lot
of money off this fight, Leo.
1020
01:03:44,792 --> 01:03:47,417
Everybody's looking
for the "great white hope."
1021
01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:50,542
The Kid's not so great
and not much hope,
but look what's left.
1022
01:03:50,542 --> 01:03:54,000
Blond, blue-eyed, good teeth,
semi-attractive.
1023
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,375
We can broaden our audience.
We can bring more women
into the fights.
1024
01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:59,542
They'll all come,
maybe with their husbands.
1025
01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:02,083
We'll shorten his shorts,
I'll show more leg.
1026
01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:04,667
I'm good at this.
You've got to give
me a chance.
1027
01:04:04,667 --> 01:04:08,250
In the perfume business
I was an expert at making
something out of nothing.
1028
01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:10,417
May I speak to my manager
for a minute?
1029
01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:12,750
Be my guest,
if you think you can
get a word in.
1030
01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:14,417
So, do you like it, Leo?
1031
01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:17,542
I think it has possibilities,
Hillary.
1032
01:04:17,542 --> 01:04:20,417
You two are very
cute together.
1033
01:04:20,417 --> 01:04:22,625
KID: Hillary.
HILLARY: What?
1034
01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,000
KID: Can I see you for
a second?
HILLARY: What? What is it?
1035
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Get over here, Red!
1036
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,166
So talk!
I'm a little busy talking
to Mr. Gough.
1037
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,125
Okay. You don't have
to be so violent!
1038
01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:37,917
HILLARY: Bully.
KID: I don't know when...
1039
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,625
and I don't know where,
but I'm going to get you!
1040
01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:42,417
Is that a threat?
1041
01:04:42,417 --> 01:04:46,166
What do you think I am,
a piece of meat?
One of your perfumes?
1042
01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:49,458
You treat me like an object!
What do you think
I am, a girl?
1043
01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:53,125
No, I am a person!
I have feelings! I'm a man!
1044
01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:55,333
Didn't you hear me
call you a gladiator?
1045
01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:56,792
Don't be so negative
about yourself.
1046
01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:59,041
I'm not negative
about me, just you.
1047
01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:01,291
You think I want to be
tied to you forever?
1048
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,792
We'll make our money,
then you and me
are up and out!
1049
01:05:03,792 --> 01:05:05,458
-What?
-Up and over.
1050
01:05:05,458 --> 01:05:07,750
-You mean over and out.
-Yeah, that one.
1051
01:05:11,792 --> 01:05:14,834
Percy, what do you think?
1052
01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:18,125
PERCY: You've wanted
another shot at Mantilla.
This could be it...
1053
01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,625
and some cash to get
the glove going again.
1054
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,125
All right, I'll do it...
1055
01:05:27,125 --> 01:05:29,667
on one condition:
That I never have to
see you again!
1056
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,208
That's a deal!
1057
01:05:32,834 --> 01:05:34,834
GOUGH: Everything
under control?
1058
01:05:34,834 --> 01:05:37,208
-All right, I'll do it.
-Me, too.
1059
01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:40,500
The first thing we have
to do is get the Kid
a quality fight.
1060
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:44,083
He's got to beat somebody with
a reputation to give
him some credibility...
1061
01:05:44,083 --> 01:05:47,333
and to improve the gate.
1062
01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:50,834
Excuse me,
who do you have in mind?
1063
01:05:50,834 --> 01:05:53,834
Do you think you can
take Ruben Gomez?
1064
01:05:53,834 --> 01:05:56,166
I thought we were going
to go for Hector Mantilla.
1065
01:05:56,166 --> 01:05:59,458
We are, but first I want to
get him this fight
with Gomez...
1066
01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:03,583
and when he wins that,
then we can talk about...
1067
01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,375
"the fight that never was."
1068
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:08,041
I did that whole spiel
for nothing?
1069
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,250
Only if the Kid loses.
1070
01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:17,250
Stick it to him,
Kid, stick it to him.
1071
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,708
With the jab, with the jab.
1072
01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:27,333
Hit him, Eddie, get him.
1073
01:06:45,834 --> 01:06:48,417
Okay, double up, double up.
Be first. Be first.
1074
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,083
DAVID: Hillary, I want
to talk to you.
HILLARY: What?
1075
01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:58,166
I'm a little busy.
1076
01:06:58,166 --> 01:07:00,375
He's busy.
You're only busy
between the rounds.
1077
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:03,291
He needs me to give him
technical advice.
Watch your nose!
1078
01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:08,458
HILLARY: Don't let him hit
you in the face.
1079
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,750
DAVID: I've got something
good for you.
1080
01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:14,291
My boy is getting killed
over here, and you're talking
business with me!
1081
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,500
[Bell rings]
1082
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:42,458
You notice when you come back,
you have something to sit on?
1083
01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:45,333
I'm getting my ass handed to
me in there! No jokes!
1084
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,667
-Okay. You want some advice?
-No.
1085
01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:50,458
-Finish with your left.
-You think I don't know that!
1086
01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:53,250
Then why don't you
do it more often, dummy?
1087
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:56,500
You're behind in points.
You've got to score
more with your jab.
1088
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:58,458
Don't let him counterpunch
you as much.
1089
01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:01,125
Tie him up and finish
with your left.
1090
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:04,917
-Would you care for
some water?
-No.
1091
01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:09,208
You've been hit hard, Kid?
1092
01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:12,625
-It's a nightmare.
I can see three of you.
-I'm the one in the middle.
1093
01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:16,375
-Take your friends and
get out of here!
-That's your problem.
1094
01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:19,208
Your attitude stinks!
That's why you're
losing this fight!
1095
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:21,333
Stick your head in
a bucket! Mouthpiece.
1096
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:22,667
HILLARY: I have
to empty it out.
1097
01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,875
[Uproarious cheering]
1098
01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:17,917
DONNA: What's taking
you so long? Are you still
drying off your pecker?
1099
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,000
If you ask me, she's getting
in your pants more than I am.
1100
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,917
Who asked you?
1101
01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:28,500
Kid, nobody saw it.
1102
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,417
DONNA: Are you kidding?
My whole row cracked up.
1103
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,417
It was like a guy taking
a leak in the North Pole!
1104
01:09:40,250 --> 01:09:43,417
You were really
sharp tonight, Kid.
1105
01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:48,542
HILLARY: What about me?
I don't get a thank you?
I helped a little.
1106
01:09:48,542 --> 01:09:52,667
Sensational out there tonight.
Just sensational.
1107
01:09:52,667 --> 01:09:57,417
Thanks. I felt real strong.
I felt like I could take
anybody tonight.
1108
01:09:57,417 --> 01:10:01,250
No, no. I'm talking about
the ice down the trunks.
1109
01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:02,458
HILLARY: You liked it?
1110
01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:10,083
Sensational. Keep it in.
We'll use it again when
we fight Mantilla.
1111
01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:12,083
HILLARY: Really?
"The fight that never was"?
1112
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,959
I've already set up the date.
Lake Tahoe, November 14.
1113
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:20,208
I'm going to set up
a training camp there for you.
1114
01:10:20,208 --> 01:10:23,583
-I've already picked out
the spot.
-Camp. I love camp.
1115
01:10:23,583 --> 01:10:25,625
-You're not going.
-I'm not?
1116
01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:29,250
-Don't managers usually go?
-She's going.
1117
01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:33,625
It will be a good thing
for you, Kid, believe me.
She'll keep you mean.
1118
01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,458
HILLARY: Thanks, Leo.
GOUGH: Anytime.
1119
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:40,625
Isn't this exciting?
Campfires and stuff like that!
1120
01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:43,708
Wait a minute, excuse me.
1121
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:46,417
What about me?
If she's going, I'm going.
1122
01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:48,166
I can't believe this.
1123
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:51,375
I've had it up to here
with all this female crap!
1124
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:55,000
You, I am sick of working for!
And you, I am just
sick of, period!
1125
01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:02,542
Both of you can take
a flying jump in the lake!
Let's go, Percy.
1126
01:11:02,542 --> 01:11:06,375
Suits me fine! If I never see
you again, it will be
too soon for me!
1127
01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,500
[Tranquil instrumental music]
1128
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,500
[Hillary, Kid and
all sing rock song]
1129
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,000
HILLARY: Smell that air!
1130
01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:54,750
Pretty.
1131
01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:57,875
PERCY: I haven't seen this
much white since
the Klan rally in '68!
1132
01:11:59,667 --> 01:12:01,375
HILLARY: I got dibs
on the cabin by the sea!
1133
01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:05,917
PERCY: Hillary,
the Kid gets the cabin.
1134
01:12:06,875 --> 01:12:09,166
Why?
1135
01:12:09,166 --> 01:12:12,250
Hillary, this isn't
a "kids camp."
This is "the Kid's" camp.
1136
01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:13,917
Where do I sleep then?
1137
01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:16,500
With Percy.
1138
01:12:20,291 --> 01:12:23,583
He means in the barracks
with me and the others.
It'll be okay.
1139
01:12:24,834 --> 01:12:25,625
I hope.
1140
01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:31,583
I can't wait.
I always wished
I had a lot of brothers.
1141
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,250
[Lounge music]
1142
01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:43,125
[Men shouting and laughing]
1143
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:50,917
HILLARY: It's okay,
I don't need any help.
I'm really fine.
1144
01:12:50,917 --> 01:12:56,083
HILLARY: I'm tough and strong.
I'm really in very good
shape myself.
1145
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:58,750
HILLARY: I'm very strong,
because I work out in
the ladies gym...
1146
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,625
three times a week.
1147
01:13:03,542 --> 01:13:04,917
HILLARY: Coming through, guys!
1148
01:13:09,959 --> 01:13:13,834
Don't expect somebody
to serve you, or you're liable
to starve to death.
1149
01:13:13,834 --> 01:13:17,000
If you see something, grab it.
That's why you've got hands.
1150
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,000
The important thing
is that you fit in.
1151
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:25,125
-In other words, forget
you're a girl.
-Okay, it's forgotten.
1152
01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:26,792
Now open the friggin' door!
1153
01:13:38,917 --> 01:13:41,250
[Chanting for food]
1154
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:13,166
MAN 1: This dame
walked up to me in
the parking lot last night.
1155
01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:15,542
Man, she had the most
beautiful set of...
1156
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,708
radial tires that
I've seen in a long time.
1157
01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:25,166
We drove all night.
1158
01:14:28,542 --> 01:14:30,458
Anybody seen José?
1159
01:14:30,458 --> 01:14:33,750
MAN 2: I saw José yesterday.
Shit.
1160
01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:36,375
I'm getting messed up.
Thursday.
1161
01:14:36,375 --> 01:14:38,542
I never saw such bad eyes
since they slit
1162
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:42,500
Carmen Basilio's lids
with a razor blade.
1163
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:45,417
I think that's the worst,
to get a head butt
on scar tissue.
1164
01:14:45,417 --> 01:14:48,417
In Syracuse,
I saw a guy get butted
in the head.
1165
01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:51,625
I swear to God,
I thought I could see inside
into his brains.
1166
01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:54,792
There was stuff pouring
out of him,
and it was not blood.
1167
01:14:54,792 --> 01:14:59,125
It was thick, and
it was cartilage. It looked
like red cottage cheese to me.
1168
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:01,375
Will you pass me the ketchup?
1169
01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:05,000
They had to discontinue
the fight to clean
up the canvas.
1170
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,583
KID: Who's the fighter who
came back to his corner,
1171
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:10,083
part of his lip
was hanging off?
1172
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:13,125
This guy didn't know
what to do. He took out
scissors and went "ding"...
1173
01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:14,959
and flung it to the crowd.
1174
01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:17,417
-I think that was Moore.
-That's it. You got it.
1175
01:15:18,834 --> 01:15:23,041
I have a terrible story
to tell you, too.
1176
01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:26,917
One time I was licking
this envelope, and...
1177
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:29,625
I got a cut right
on my tongue.
1178
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,458
Right about there.
1179
01:15:36,917 --> 01:15:39,750
You know, like a paper cut?
It's very painful.
1180
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:46,583
Have you had a paper cut
on your tongue?
It's very, very painful.
1181
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:48,125
It's really the worst, really.
1182
01:15:49,291 --> 01:15:52,417
MAN 3: Pass the bread, please.
1183
01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:56,333
HILLARY: I'll spare you
the details, because it's
a real long story and would...
1184
01:15:56,333 --> 01:15:59,417
really make you sick to
your stomach if you heard it.
1185
01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:10,583
After dinner we should
do something. I hear there's
a beaver hunt in town.
1186
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,000
I went beaver hunting once.
1187
01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:18,792
Fox hunting? Fox hunting.
1188
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,667
I'm tired.
1189
01:16:29,667 --> 01:16:31,667
I've got a big day tomorrow.
1190
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:37,125
-I can't wait to get
a good night's sleep.
-Yeah, me, too.
1191
01:16:41,458 --> 01:16:45,417
Did you know that bears...
1192
01:16:45,417 --> 01:16:48,166
always turn about
90 degrees...
1193
01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:50,708
and then go about
100 yards downwind...
1194
01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:54,500
before they go to sleep?
1195
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:59,333
That way they can smell
someone coming
if they're being tracked.
1196
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,792
Bears have very good noses.
1197
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:08,208
Can I go now?
1198
01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:11,792
Yeah, sure.
1199
01:17:11,792 --> 01:17:15,792
I just thought
you might want to know that.
1200
01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:20,208
Speaking of bears,
you'd better go inside.
This is grizzly country.
1201
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,917
You don't want anything big
and hairy to get you.
1202
01:17:25,917 --> 01:17:26,875
Wait!
1203
01:17:30,166 --> 01:17:32,542
How about a card game
in the mess hall?
1204
01:17:32,542 --> 01:17:34,917
Poker, gin? I'll play
you for money.
1205
01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:39,000
No, thanks. Sweet dreams.
1206
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,000
Good night, Kid.
1207
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,000
KID: Good night.
1208
01:17:56,458 --> 01:18:00,291
HILLARY: Knock, knock.
I'm coming in, ready or not.
1209
01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:03,959
[Loud, boisterous voices]
1210
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:20,250
PERCY: Watch your mouth.
1211
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:21,917
[Silence]
1212
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:33,625
HILLARY: Hi.
1213
01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:38,792
-Excuse me.
-Sure.
1214
01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:57,750
Just pretend I'm not here.
1215
01:18:57,750 --> 01:18:59,333
That's what I'm going to do.
1216
01:19:00,959 --> 01:19:02,750
I was reading in this book...
1217
01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:06,667
Tips in the Woods...
1218
01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,291
and it said that...
1219
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:22,000
if you're camping out
in a wooden structure
with lots of men...
1220
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,708
with lots of people, I mean...
1221
01:19:25,667 --> 01:19:26,875
it said that...
1222
01:19:28,959 --> 01:19:31,166
you'd better not take
off your clothes...
1223
01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:34,834
in case there's a fire.
1224
01:19:38,375 --> 01:19:39,875
All right, gents,
the show's over.
1225
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,125
PERCY: Come on, let's go.
MAN 1: Hey, we're not tired.
1226
01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:47,125
PERCY: It's time to go.
MAN 2: This is brutal.
1227
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:49,792
It's going to be all right.
1228
01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:54,166
PERCY: We rise early tomorrow.
MAN 3: What's wrong with you?
1229
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,041
MAN 4: Cut us some slack.
1230
01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,834
[Light, tension-building
music]
1231
01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:18,041
[Snoring]
1232
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,417
Percy.
1233
01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:44,083
Percy.
1234
01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:47,458
-Percy.
-What?
1235
01:20:47,458 --> 01:20:49,375
Where is the bathroom?
1236
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:50,417
Outside.
1237
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:56,083
-Outside where?
-Outside anywhere!
1238
01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:11,750
What's the matter?
This fresh air making
you tired?
1239
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:16,125
I think it's the altitude.
This snow, I don't think
it's good for me.
1240
01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:19,250
It's great for you.
It builds your lung capacity.
1241
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:23,041
Helps the blood handle
the new oxygen intake.
1242
01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:26,792
-Did you sleep well
last night?
-I slept great.
1243
01:21:26,792 --> 01:21:29,792
I love this country.
It's so peaceful and so quiet.
1244
01:21:31,959 --> 01:21:35,166
You're not having any
trouble down at
the dorm, are you?
1245
01:21:35,166 --> 01:21:39,208
Me and the boys?
No, they're a great
bunch of guys.
1246
01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:42,458
-I'm really getting to know
them, too.
-That's nice.
1247
01:21:42,458 --> 01:21:44,125
One by one.
1248
01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:53,917
MAN 1: I can smell
that perfume all
the way down here!
1249
01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:59,125
Man, I can't take it.
1250
01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:01,792
MAN 1: Man, I can't stand it
no more!
MAN 2: Get this guy!
1251
01:22:21,166 --> 01:22:23,625
Hey, Red.
1252
01:22:23,625 --> 01:22:26,875
Wake up. Come on,
it's time to run.
1253
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:30,625
I don't want to run today.
You run without me.
1254
01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:33,375
-How do you know I'll do it?
-I trust you.
1255
01:22:37,667 --> 01:22:40,708
-I don't trust you.
I'll get up.
-Good.
1256
01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:47,208
[Fast-paced disco music]
1257
01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:08,208
HILLARY: Hi, guys.
Enjoying the country?
1258
01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:10,250
REPORTER: May we ask you
some questions?
1259
01:23:10,250 --> 01:23:13,208
I understand you're sleeping
in a cabin here
with eight guys.
1260
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:15,875
Me? No. Thirteen.
1261
01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:18,542
[Laughing]
1262
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:21,125
REPORTER: The Kid's coming
up against his first
very tough fighter.
1263
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:23,417
How do you feel about that?
1264
01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:27,166
Personally, I think the Kid,
who'll be wearing great
gray satin shorts....
1265
01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:31,125
Have you seen gray satin
on a fighter? Very chic,
with yellow piping.
1266
01:23:31,125 --> 01:23:33,291
I feel he has nothing
to worry about.
1267
01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:36,375
As a matter of fact,
he'll weigh in at
175 on the button.
1268
01:23:36,375 --> 01:23:40,291
As for me, in case
you're interested,
I weigh 117, for the record.
1269
01:23:40,291 --> 01:23:43,000
Size 8. Put that down.
Just in case.
1270
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,208
Look at the Kid.
Why don't you ask
him some questions?
1271
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:48,708
Kid, what's it like working
for a lady?
1272
01:23:50,041 --> 01:23:51,542
Do you really want to know?
1273
01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:58,041
I'm getting kind
of used to it.
1274
01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:03,041
Don't you think this is
a little crazy?
Fishing in the snow?
1275
01:24:03,041 --> 01:24:05,083
KID: Don't you
like frozen fish?
1276
01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,708
Yes, but come on,
let's go back.
I feel lucky tonight.
1277
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:11,458
I've got a shot at some
mashed potatoes.
I can feel it.
1278
01:24:11,458 --> 01:24:15,959
We don't have to go back.
I have your dinner right
here on the hook.
1279
01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:20,291
How do you like that?
Somebody actually
fell for your line!
1280
01:24:20,291 --> 01:24:22,959
-Go light a fire.
-Okay. Where are
the instructions?
1281
01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:25,875
I thought you went to camp?
1282
01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:30,959
I did, but it was a very
exclusive camp.
We never went outside.
1283
01:24:30,959 --> 01:24:33,834
When you go camping
out with me,
everybody is the same.
1284
01:24:33,834 --> 01:24:36,750
I figure that's the way it was
in the beginning...
1285
01:24:37,959 --> 01:24:42,458
a man and a woman and a fire.
1286
01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:45,458
-And a dead fish that has
to be cleaned.
-I'll do it.
1287
01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:47,083
You'd clean a fish for me?
1288
01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:53,000
That's great, because
men think that cleaning
a fish is women's work.
1289
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,083
What the hell.
Nobody's watching.
1290
01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:57,834
[Hillary laughs]
1291
01:24:57,834 --> 01:25:02,875
Let me take everybody back
to the Dominican Republic
four years ago.
1292
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,834
The finals at
the Pan Am Games.
1293
01:25:04,834 --> 01:25:07,834
These two were scheduled
to fight, but this incident
developed.
1294
01:25:07,834 --> 01:25:10,417
The entourage,
led by Percy Washington.
1295
01:25:10,417 --> 01:25:12,875
As they get outside
Hector's locker room...
1296
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:19,375
there's an exchange of words
and Hector jumps out.
1297
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:23,500
They're both being restrained.
Kid throws the punch
that hits the wall...
1298
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:27,000
and that's the one that ended
it all, and it still hurts.
1299
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,500
You are responsible for
the Kid's comeback.
How is the hand?
1300
01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:35,917
-Ask me anything, Burt.
-Brent!
1301
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:38,375
I know you've been asked
a million times, Hector...
1302
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:42,041
but what triggered that
incident four years ago?
1303
01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,917
I don't know, man.
1304
01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:47,208
I wanted to fight in the ring,
but he started it
in the holeway...
1305
01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:48,792
just like a gangster.
1306
01:25:48,792 --> 01:25:50,417
-What's a "holeway"?
-Holeway!
1307
01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:54,625
-Hallway.
-Hallway!
1308
01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:57,583
-Yeah, holeway.
-I didn't start the fight.
You did.
1309
01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:59,875
All right, perhaps
it's not that important.
1310
01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:04,375
But all I did was call
him pretty.
He's such a pretty boy.
1311
01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:06,417
Watch who you're
calling pretty.
1312
01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:09,792
If you ask me,
I think you're much
prettier than he is.
1313
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,834
I mean, this is what
you call pretty?
1314
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:16,542
He's got bags under his eyes.
His nose sort of stops.
It goes nowhere.
1315
01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:20,583
There's nothing much to it,
and his mouth is sort of....
1316
01:26:20,583 --> 01:26:25,500
-Look how his lip sort
of goes down.
-I think they get the point.
1317
01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:30,250
Did you know that right after
the incident, Kid Natural
had to give up fighting...
1318
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:32,875
and open up a driving school?
1319
01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:35,458
I'm going to give you
a couple of lessons
tomorrow night.
1320
01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:37,417
That's a good one, man...
1321
01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:40,959
but I will be driving
the ambulance that's
coming to get you.
1322
01:26:40,959 --> 01:26:44,083
My fighter is not going
to be in any ambulance.
1323
01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:47,250
As a matter of fact,
we're going to win,
and I'm so sure of it...
1324
01:26:47,250 --> 01:26:49,583
we should make this fight
winner take all!
1325
01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,458
KID: What?
HILLARY: Yeah.
1326
01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:54,458
-No, no, she doesn't
mean that.
-I like that.
1327
01:26:54,458 --> 01:26:58,125
It's a deal. Winner take all.
1328
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:00,458
There you are.
You heard it here first.
1329
01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:03,458
Tomorrow night,
Kid Natural against
Hector Mantilla.
1330
01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:05,333
The fight that never was...
1331
01:27:05,333 --> 01:27:06,792
and it will be winner
take all!
1332
01:27:06,792 --> 01:27:07,917
Big joke.
1333
01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:11,458
Winner take all, huh?
1334
01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:16,625
You better get some sleep.
1335
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:24,458
HOST: Tomorrow night, 9:00 on
the East Coast. 6:00 on
the Pacific Coast.
1336
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:26,291
PERCY: See you in the morning,
pretty boy!
1337
01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:31,333
-What about....
-Let her sleep awhile.
1338
01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,583
You're sitting on
a chair?
1339
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:31,667
Yeah.
1340
01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:33,500
How come?
1341
01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:37,500
Because somebody's
sleeping in my bed.
1342
01:28:41,834 --> 01:28:45,500
I'm sorry.
I guess I dozed off.
1343
01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:50,500
I'm going.
You need your sleep.
1344
01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:52,417
So do you.
1345
01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:00,417
It's your bed.
1346
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,458
Would you mind moving over?
1347
01:29:09,708 --> 01:29:10,583
No.
1348
01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:06,959
KID: Good night.
1349
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:17,583
Good night.
1350
01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:33,708
I guess it's hard to be in bed
with me and not touch me...
1351
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:39,166
so if you want me to go,
just let me know.
1352
01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:42,625
No problem. Go to sleep.
1353
01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:52,041
-I don't want to drive
you crazy.
-You're not driving me crazy.
1354
01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:04,708
Why don't I just go sit
in a chair, okay?
1355
01:31:04,708 --> 01:31:07,708
No, I don't want you sitting
in the chair watching
me sleep.
1356
01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:11,166
I let you watch me sleep.
1357
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:12,708
Then I owe you one.
1358
01:31:16,041 --> 01:31:17,708
HILLARY: Okay, good night.
1359
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,166
[Hillary yawns loudly]
1360
01:31:33,542 --> 01:31:36,125
Don't get up or anything.
I just...
1361
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:40,041
want to get a little sip
of water here.
1362
01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:43,208
This is not a pass, you know.
This is just thirst.
1363
01:31:43,208 --> 01:31:44,750
You could have fooled me.
1364
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,375
I'm not turning you on
or anything, am I?
1365
01:32:04,959 --> 01:32:05,917
Not at all.
1366
01:32:07,917 --> 01:32:09,125
Then what's that?
1367
01:32:10,250 --> 01:32:11,291
My foot.
1368
01:32:17,250 --> 01:32:21,583
Because if I'm arousing you,
I understand completely, Kid.
1369
01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:31,291
This is the night before
the fight, though...
1370
01:32:31,291 --> 01:32:34,750
and you're not supposed
to have sex the night
before a fight.
1371
01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:38,291
I'm not having sex.
1372
01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:42,792
I know that, but you're
not supposed to have sex
for weeks before a fight.
1373
01:32:42,792 --> 01:32:44,125
I'm not having sex.
1374
01:32:50,375 --> 01:32:53,458
You probably haven't had sex
for a long time.
1375
01:32:56,250 --> 01:32:57,125
How long?
1376
01:32:57,959 --> 01:32:59,000
Long enough.
1377
01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:04,458
What is that supposed to mean?
1378
01:33:06,625 --> 01:33:10,750
[Romantic instrumental music]
1379
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:12,834
You're not thinking
of trying anything funny,
are you?
1380
01:33:14,834 --> 01:33:18,375
No. I learned my lesson
well, boss.
1381
01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:21,208
Yes, you have.
1382
01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:28,625
You've been very
good about this
business-type relationship.
1383
01:33:29,667 --> 01:33:30,834
Thank you.
1384
01:33:32,417 --> 01:33:35,667
You've kept your hands
to yourself...
1385
01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:41,458
you've trained hard and
fought hard and...
1386
01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:45,500
done everything
an owner could ask.
1387
01:33:47,166 --> 01:33:51,083
I'm a good worker.
I obey orders.
1388
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:53,250
-Kiss me.
-Is that an order?
1389
01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:54,166
Yes.
1390
01:34:07,959 --> 01:34:08,542
Sex...
1391
01:34:09,917 --> 01:34:12,875
has ruined more fighters...
1392
01:34:14,667 --> 01:34:15,583
than booze.
1393
01:34:18,875 --> 01:34:21,208
I hear it can be rough on
the owners, too.
1394
01:34:24,041 --> 01:34:26,917
HILLARY: You see,
what happens is,
it gets them...
1395
01:34:26,917 --> 01:34:28,875
right in the legs.
1396
01:34:31,792 --> 01:34:32,875
KID: The legs.
1397
01:34:35,875 --> 01:34:38,083
-There's your foot again.
-Ignore it.
1398
01:34:38,083 --> 01:34:40,583
[Sweeping instrumental music]
1399
01:34:44,458 --> 01:34:46,792
Wait a minute.
1400
01:34:46,792 --> 01:34:50,458
What about the evils of sex
before a fight?
1401
01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:52,458
You don't believe all
that crap, do you?
1402
01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,792
PERCY: My whole career is
in bed with him.
1403
01:35:01,959 --> 01:35:04,750
PERCY: Going up and down...
1404
01:35:04,750 --> 01:35:06,583
up and down...
1405
01:35:07,417 --> 01:35:09,792
and up and down.
1406
01:35:09,792 --> 01:35:12,750
[Romantic instrumental
music continues]
1407
01:35:51,583 --> 01:35:54,959
Remember me? Hillary Kramer...
1408
01:35:54,959 --> 01:35:57,458
-from the bed last night?
-Oh, yeah.
1409
01:35:58,458 --> 01:36:00,083
How do you feel?
1410
01:36:00,083 --> 01:36:02,041
I feel great. Like a champ.
1411
01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:06,583
I hope I didn't do any damage.
1412
01:36:06,583 --> 01:36:08,166
No.
1413
01:36:08,166 --> 01:36:10,583
I won't have any problem
with this guy.
1414
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,917
-And I've been thinking...
-Yeah, what?
1415
01:36:12,917 --> 01:36:15,333
...if I win, we should take
all the money...
1416
01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:17,667
and open up our own business.
1417
01:36:17,667 --> 01:36:20,542
Something like a car wash
or a diner.
1418
01:36:20,542 --> 01:36:23,166
Something that you can be
a big part of, too.
1419
01:36:24,708 --> 01:36:27,500
Really?
1420
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:31,417
I was kind of counting on
going back into the perfume
business some day.
1421
01:36:31,417 --> 01:36:35,417
-No, that's not for me.
-I know. It's for me.
1422
01:36:35,417 --> 01:36:37,041
How can you do it if
I don't want to?
1423
01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:39,125
I could, with the money
you owe me.
1424
01:36:39,125 --> 01:36:40,708
Wait a minute.
1425
01:36:40,708 --> 01:36:43,166
We're together now.
Why should I still owe
you money?
1426
01:36:43,166 --> 01:36:45,375
Because that was the deal.
1427
01:36:45,375 --> 01:36:48,375
But we made love
last night, didn't we?
1428
01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:51,542
And that cost me $47,311?
1429
01:36:51,542 --> 01:36:53,542
I had no idea you had
the meter running.
1430
01:36:53,542 --> 01:36:56,083
Let me explain something.
I'm the man.
1431
01:36:56,083 --> 01:36:58,375
I'll handle the money
from now on.
1432
01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:02,041
I don't need you to handle
the money. Before I met you,
I was successful.
1433
01:37:02,041 --> 01:37:05,166
I won't go around with
somebody that makes
more money than I do!
1434
01:37:05,166 --> 01:37:07,542
But that's ridiculous.
Who thinks that way anymore?
1435
01:37:07,542 --> 01:37:09,375
Everybody on my block.
1436
01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,875
That's just the way it is
between husbands and wives!
1437
01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:13,667
-What are you saying?
-A wedding.
1438
01:37:13,667 --> 01:37:15,750
-Whose?
-Yours.
1439
01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:18,250
Are you asking me
to get married?
Are you pregnant?
1440
01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:22,417
No jokes! If two people
like each other,
they should get married!
1441
01:37:22,417 --> 01:37:25,792
-How do you feel about that?
-I don't know. I mean,
you're rushing me.
1442
01:37:25,792 --> 01:37:28,458
What's the matter?
Aren't I good enough for you?
1443
01:37:28,458 --> 01:37:31,750
-You make me feel cheap!
-Believe me, Kid,
you are not cheap!
1444
01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:35,000
I feel like a pretty
face to you,
like a one-night stand!
1445
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:38,583
-No, Kid, I respect you.
-I feel used, like you took
advantage of me.
1446
01:37:38,583 --> 01:37:41,583
-Because I won't marry you?
-You don't even tell me
how you feel!
1447
01:37:41,583 --> 01:37:43,917
As soon as I find out,
I'll let you know.
1448
01:37:43,917 --> 01:37:45,291
What will you do,
wave a white flag?
1449
01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:47,375
I'm not waiting for any flags.
1450
01:37:47,375 --> 01:37:50,250
I'll win that money back,
then you never have to see me!
1451
01:37:50,250 --> 01:37:52,583
What's better,
I never have to see you again!
1452
01:37:52,583 --> 01:37:56,250
I'm glad we had this
discussion, because I found
out a few things about you!
1453
01:37:56,250 --> 01:37:58,250
I found out a few things
last night!
1454
01:37:58,250 --> 01:38:00,500
-Like what?
-You snore!
1455
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:03,333
I snore?
If you want to get picky,
you drool!
1456
01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:05,667
It's like sleeping with
a St. Bernard!
1457
01:38:05,667 --> 01:38:08,083
I'm glad we found out this
stuff now, not later.
1458
01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:11,000
Me, too, because God forbid
we have another night
like last night!
1459
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:12,959
Please, you're scaring me.
1460
01:38:12,959 --> 01:38:15,166
I don't want to scare you.
I want to inspire you.
1461
01:38:15,166 --> 01:38:17,834
You fight better when
you're mad. Now you might win.
1462
01:38:17,834 --> 01:38:19,708
With you around,
how could I lose!
1463
01:38:19,708 --> 01:38:21,125
[Cheering]
1464
01:38:21,125 --> 01:38:22,500
[Bell rings]
1465
01:38:24,125 --> 01:38:25,875
All right,
ladies and gentlemen...
1466
01:38:25,875 --> 01:38:30,959
this is the main event
of the evening.
10 rounds of boxing...
1467
01:38:30,959 --> 01:38:35,125
under the banner
of Leo Gough Enterprises...
1468
01:38:35,125 --> 01:38:39,000
and sanctioned
by the State Athletic
Commission...
1469
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,917
and here we go.
1470
01:39:34,708 --> 01:39:36,041
[Softly] Yeah, jab, jab.
1471
01:39:56,375 --> 01:39:59,834
This cat is going to keep on
at the Knockout Academy,
I'm telling you.
1472
01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:06,834
[Bell rings]
1473
01:40:15,083 --> 01:40:17,917
PERCY: Keep it up,
and you're back in
the driving business again.
1474
01:40:21,792 --> 01:40:26,083
Fancy footwork.
Just get out there and
finish him up fast.
1475
01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:31,708
-What are you doing?
-You're winning.
1476
01:40:31,708 --> 01:40:34,959
-What do you want me
to do, lose?
-Why would you want to lose?
1477
01:40:34,959 --> 01:40:38,083
HILLARY: No. If you lost
we'd be stuck together
for God knows how long.
1478
01:40:38,083 --> 01:40:40,291
You wouldn't want that,
would you?
1479
01:40:40,291 --> 01:40:43,458
-No! Would you?
-Why would I want that?
1480
01:40:43,458 --> 01:40:46,250
Good! I'll go out there
and get him this round.
1481
01:40:46,250 --> 01:40:49,125
You don't even have to wait.
I'll mail you your check!
1482
01:40:49,125 --> 01:40:50,333
[Bell rings]
1483
01:41:29,834 --> 01:41:31,959
[Uproarious cheering]
1484
01:42:14,375 --> 01:42:17,375
-The right hand and it's
all over!
-All over?
1485
01:42:17,375 --> 01:42:20,708
-What's the matter with you?
-It just isn't working
out right.
1486
01:42:20,708 --> 01:42:23,875
-I thought you wanted
your money back.
-If he wins, I'll lose him!
1487
01:42:23,875 --> 01:42:26,708
-You should've told him.
-I'll tell him after
this round.
1488
01:42:26,708 --> 01:42:28,250
PERCY: There won't
be another one.
1489
01:42:28,250 --> 01:42:30,500
HILLARY: Then at
the fight's end.
1490
01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:36,458
-If he wins, he's not going
to stick around.
-I've got to tell him now.
1491
01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:39,041
It's too late.
You'd better send
him a letter.
1492
01:42:39,041 --> 01:42:41,500
-But I've got to tell
him fast.
-Send it air mail.
1493
01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,250
[Soft instrumental music]
1494
01:43:22,583 --> 01:43:24,166
REFEREE: Your owner threw
the towel in.
1495
01:43:24,166 --> 01:43:25,458
KID: There must be
some mistake.
1496
01:43:28,750 --> 01:43:29,875
No mistake.
1497
01:43:31,041 --> 01:43:33,417
I said a letter, not a towel!
1498
01:43:35,959 --> 01:43:37,458
I didn't have a letter.
1499
01:43:39,375 --> 01:43:42,333
[Stirring instrumental music]
1500
01:43:52,917 --> 01:43:54,875
You threw in the towel.
1501
01:43:54,875 --> 01:43:57,417
I know, but,
you had a bloody nose.
1502
01:43:57,417 --> 01:44:00,125
So what?
That happens all the time.
1503
01:44:00,125 --> 01:44:04,083
You know how I feel about
the nose. It's my favorite
part of the body.
1504
01:44:04,083 --> 01:44:06,166
You know what this means,
don't you?
1505
01:44:06,166 --> 01:44:08,917
You still owe me $47,311,
and I'm crazy about you.
1506
01:44:08,917 --> 01:44:10,458
What?
1507
01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:13,125
-You still owe me--
-No, the other part.
1508
01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:14,458
You heard me.
1509
01:44:17,333 --> 01:44:20,125
How are you going
to pay me back?
1510
01:44:20,125 --> 01:44:22,500
We'll just have
to keep fighting.
1511
01:44:23,834 --> 01:44:25,208
Don't worry, we will.
1512
01:44:39,166 --> 01:44:41,000
[Slow, romantic song]
1513
01:44:57,834 --> 01:45:00,166
[Song suddenly
becomes uptempo]
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