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Have you lost
some weight?
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I have, and thank
you for noticing.
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I thought so.
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When you were bent
over tying your shoes,
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Your wallet didn't
look like it was trying
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To bust out
of your ass.
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Do you, uh, always check out
my behind when I'm bent over?
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Well, I try to look
every other way,
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But that thing
is an Imax.
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Well, regardless, I feel
better, I got more energy...
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I don't know
if you're aware of this,
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But for a long time I struggled
with a midday lag.
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Well, if you're talking about
that time between noon to 5:00,
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When I drive and you sleep?
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Yeah, I've noticed.
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Well, no more.
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And the great thing is,
I'm not dieting.
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I eat whatever I want.
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It's all about
portion control.
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Well, I been preaching
moderation to you for years.
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The stomach understood.
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The ears weren't
ready to listen.
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Morning, gentlemen.
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Hey, Samuel.
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I'll have the
French toast,
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With hash browns and
a large orange juice.
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Mm, good choice.
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And for you, big and bountiful?
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I will have a half
a cup of grape-nuts,
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Two inches of bacon,
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And one silver-dollar pancake
with a teaspoon of syrup.
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Is he making a joke?
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I usually find more food
than that under his chair.
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Afraid not.
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Okay.
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Uh, would you like skim
milk on your grape-nuts?
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No, whole milk.
Just a whisper.
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I like my nuts crunchy.
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You are certain my chain
is not being yanked.
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Huh.
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You understand my suspicions,
though, right?
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Just go get my food!
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So what you got
going on tonight?
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Nothing, really.
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I was thinking about
asking molly out again.
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Are you crazy?
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You can't ask a woman out
on the same day.
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Why not?
'cause even if she's got nothing
going on, she's gonna tell you
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She's got something going on,
so you don't think she's got
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Nothing going on, when you call
her and ask her what's going on.
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So should I call her or not?
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Sure. You got
nothing going on.
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Really? What are
you doing tonight?
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Making fondue
with your grandma?
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It's chili night.
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You know, I was thinking maybe
I'd ask molly to go bowling.
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Bowling?
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Oh, you dog!
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I see the tender trap
you're baiting.
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What? It's just
a second date.
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I figured it would be a
fun, no-pressure kinda deal.
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Uh-huh.
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And it has nothing to do with
the fact that when it comes
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To bowling, you're a
chunky, white Michael Jordan?
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It does not.
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Not to mention a sight to behold
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In that pink and black shirt
with the matching ball?
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You know, I won that ball
in a police league tournament.
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I built the ensemble around it.
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You smooth-ass Casanova, you.
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I'm not a Casanova.
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I haven't even kissed
this girl yet.
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Forget kissing.
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You're gonna be looking
at a seven/ten split.
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That schoolteacher ain't
gonna know what hit her,
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When she sees you
treat those pins
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Like your ten
little bitches.
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Well, whether it goes
that far or not,
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I just want to show
her a good time.
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She lives at home with
her mom and her sister.
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I get the feeling
she doesn't have
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A lot of excitement
in her life.
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Put the
scissors down!
No! No!
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I'm gonna cut it all off!
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No man is worth it.
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He said he loved me.
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He's married!
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He won't be after
his wife gets my hair!
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Well, I finally got
Sweeney Todd to bed.
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How'd you manage that?
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I crushed up three xanax and put
it in her teeth whitening tray.
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You know, it's all my fault
she's so fragile.
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I was too hard on her
growing up.
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Too hard? You breastfed
her till she was five.
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I would've done the same
for you,
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Except you were eating corn
on the cob before you had teeth.
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Hello?
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Hey, Mike!
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Uh, not much.
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Hanging with mom and sis.
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Tonight?
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You can't leave!
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Watch me!
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Um... Bowling, yeah,
that sounds fun!
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Your sister needs us now!
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Hang on.
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Mom, she's doing this
for attention.
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It's the same reason she's
got a webcam in her bathroom.
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Fine.
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But if you come home
and find the coroner
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Snapping a toe tag
on your sister,
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Promise me
you won't blame yourself.
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Deal.
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I love him.
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I must go to him.
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Oh, damn, it's awake.
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Sure, that sounds fun! Great!
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7:00, I have to go!
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Listen. Why don't I
just bring you
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A whole order of french fries,
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And you just eat 12 of them?
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If I could eat just 12,
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This shirt wouldn't look like
it was made in an awning store.
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I tried that portion
control diet once.
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Yeah? How'd it go?
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Gained 14 pounds.
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Three frickin' gummi bears
at a time.
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Actually, I'm having
wonderful success with it,
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And if I stay on track?
I'm thinking next summer,
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Shirtless at the beach!
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I'll bring the suntan lotion.
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Just in case, bring a bucket
and a paint roller.
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That is quite an outfit.
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I'm guessing you've
done this before.
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Well, I'm not
gonna lie to you.
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I'm a bit of a legend
in these parts.
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Oh, really?
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Well, maybe legend's too strong.
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Folk hero.
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I'm prepared to be impressed.
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Me, I just did a little
bowling in college.
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Mostly as an excuse to drink.
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Yeah, you know,
a lot of people like
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To mix alcohol with a sport.
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But I don't like
my senses dulled.
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Can't put beer goggles
on the eye of the tiger.
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Right.
You know, if you're ever
interested in a couple of tips,
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I'd be happy to help.
That'd be great.
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All right.
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First off, there's a lot of
misconceptions about bowling.
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It's not just
about brute force.
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It's about form,
follow-through, and finesse.
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The three fs,
I like to call 'em.
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Not to be confused
with the three rs,
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Reading, writing and
'rithmatic, which is your forte.
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Now, the key to form
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Is keeping your
wrist straight, okay?
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Key to a
follow-through
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Is releasing the ball
in a smooth, gliding motion.
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Attaboy, mike!
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Ignore him.
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What about finesse?
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Forget finesse for now,
focus on fun.
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Okay.
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Hope I don't
embarrass myself
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Hey. We're just here
to have a good time.
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Nobody's gonna
be embarrassed.
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Oh, look! I knocked
them all down!
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I'll be darned.
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Was my form okay?
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Yeah. I mean, uh,
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You're still bending
your wrist quite a bit,
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But that goes away
with practice.
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Could I take
another turn?
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Sure.
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Maybe I'll get lucky again.
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That's a very healthy attitude.
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Boo-yah! That's what
I'm talking about!
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That's good.
That's real good.
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Where's my 12 french fries?
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Seriously, though, I don't feel
right about taking your money.
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No, no,
I made the bet,
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And you won,
fair and square.
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Sandbagger.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Hey, Samuel.
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This is molly.
Molly, Samuel.
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Oh. Pleased to
meet you, Samuel.
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The pleasure is mine.
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I heard the large man
was seeing someone,
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But I, of course, assumed
you were imaginary.
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That's funny.
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Samuel's from Africa.
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He came here to pursue
the American dream
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And, apparently,
to bust my balls.
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What part of Africa
are you from?
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I grew up in Senegal,
but my mother's from France.
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Do you speak french?
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Fluently.
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I also speak Arabic,
Wolof, and a little German.
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Apparently, the only language
he doesn't speak is "waiter."
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I speak a little
German, too.
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Uh, was ist los
mit der hund ?
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Nicht viel,
nur chillen.
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I asked him,
"what up, dawg""
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And he said,
"not much, just chillin'""
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That's good.
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You working tonight, or
just doing a floor show?
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I'm sorry.
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He gets grumpy when he
doesn't get his tiny pancake.
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So what are you doing
here in the United States?
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I'm studying English literature
at the university of Illinois.
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Oh, I love English lit.
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It's where I fell in love
with Shakespeare.
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Ah! Shakespeare.
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"love looks not with the
eyes, but with the mind;
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And therefore is winged
cupid painted blind."
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"nor hath love's mind
of any judgment taste;
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"wings and no eyes,
figure unheedy haste."
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Ah, screw it.
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Whatever's on the
grill, I'm eating.
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Big man gets bitchy
when he's hungry.
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Keep a snickers bar
in your purse.
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So...What's next?
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You want to grab
a drink somewhere?
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I don't think so.
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You sure? You don't
have to worry about
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Blurring the eye
of the tiger anymore.
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Yep.
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Hey, we could just
drive around a little.
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It's a really beautiful night.
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Well, you're a schoolteacher
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You see the beauty.
I see the crime,
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The corruption,
and the danger.
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So what do you
think's more dangerous:
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The coffee bean and tea leaf
or the Gymboree?
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That's funny.
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You should just go
right here on wells.
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It's a quicker way
to get to my house.
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'scuse me, I'm a
Chicago police officer.
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I know these streets
like the back of my hand.
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Okay. Sorry.
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I may not know how
to quote Shakespeare,
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But I know I can navigate the
"city of the broad shoulders""
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Carl Sandburg.
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Great Illinois poet.
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I know. I love his poems.
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00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:06,742
It's actually "city
of the big shoulders."
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Broad is fine.
I mean, you get it.
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Look, mike, if I've done
anything to upset you--
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Night.
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00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:22,625
Thanks!
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00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:25,862
I had a nice time.
I guess you'll call me, right?
256
00:10:25,863 --> 00:10:27,096
okay.
257
00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,732
You bowl like a girl!
258
00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:34,187
I can't live
without him!
259
00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:36,772
I'm getting too old
for this crap.
260
00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:38,191
You and me both.
261
00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:48,912
What I woudn't give for a girlfriend
Or cinemax in my bedroom.
262
00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:03,641
What are you doing here?
263
00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:05,843
Oh, no.
264
00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:07,011
Come here.
265
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:12,650
What happened?
266
00:11:12,651 --> 00:11:14,435
It was a complete disaster.
267
00:11:14,436 --> 00:11:16,520
Erectile dysfunction?
268
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:21,609
No. I didn't even
kiss her good night.
269
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,244
So the penis is fine?
270
00:11:23,245 --> 00:11:24,862
As far as I know.
271
00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:27,698
He's been hiding
for the last couple hours.
272
00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,951
Did you tie your shoes
and give her the rear view?
273
00:11:29,952 --> 00:11:31,636
'cause I may have
fudged its attractiveness
274
00:11:31,637 --> 00:11:33,004
Out of friendship.
275
00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:35,572
Carlton, who was at the door?
276
00:11:35,573 --> 00:11:36,791
It's just
mike, grandma.
277
00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,342
Go back to bed.
278
00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:39,961
Oh, hey, Michael.
279
00:11:39,962 --> 00:11:41,178
How are you, baby?
280
00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:42,380
I'm all right, nana.
281
00:11:42,381 --> 00:11:43,747
How are you?
282
00:11:43,748 --> 00:11:47,635
Oh, I'm right with my savior
and tight with my bookie.
283
00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:52,223
What are you
doing here, sugar?
284
00:11:52,224 --> 00:11:53,941
Carlton told me you had a date.
285
00:11:53,942 --> 00:11:56,027
Uh, I did,
but it ended pretty early.
286
00:11:56,028 --> 00:11:57,645
Erectile dysfunction?
287
00:11:59,064 --> 00:12:01,699
'cause Carlton got some pills
if you need them.
288
00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:04,151
Uh, grandma,
how many times
289
00:12:04,152 --> 00:12:06,404
Have I asked you to
stay out of my room?
290
00:12:06,405 --> 00:12:08,622
Well, when you start
doing your own laundry,
291
00:12:08,623 --> 00:12:10,207
I will stay out of your room.
292
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,077
Until then,
I go where I please.
293
00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:16,280
Pays $200 a month in rent,
and he gonna start
294
00:12:16,281 --> 00:12:18,499
Telling me where I can
and cannot go.
295
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:22,786
Now, Michael,
what happened with this girl?
296
00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:25,890
I don't know, we just
didn't make a connection.
297
00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:26,891
I see.
298
00:12:26,892 --> 00:12:28,926
You didn't make a connection.
299
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:31,395
Yeah, you know, our
world views don't jibe.
300
00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:34,131
Your world views don't jibe.
301
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,433
Exactly.
302
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:38,319
Now, Michael, I'd like
to see you in heaven, too,
303
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,522
But lying to an old lady
ain't gonna get you there.
304
00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:46,444
She beat me
at bowling.
305
00:12:46,445 --> 00:12:48,329
You're kidding me.
306
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,813
And I don't mean
just beat me,
307
00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:51,482
I mean she covered
my ass in pledge
308
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:54,502
And wiped the
floor with it.
309
00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:56,837
The bowling alley's
your home court advantage.
310
00:12:56,838 --> 00:12:59,590
Only place you got left
to shine is house of pies.
311
00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:01,542
Hush up, black Gilligan.
312
00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,266
Continue, Michael.
313
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,551
It's not just that.
314
00:13:10,552 --> 00:13:13,471
She was showing off and
speaking in different languages.
315
00:13:13,472 --> 00:13:16,057
You mean in tongues,
like the Pentecostals?
316
00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:20,177
No, like french and
German and Shakespeare.
317
00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:21,495
Oh, good.
318
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,280
'cause I been
to a tent revival
319
00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:25,483
And that mess
will put you off Jesus.
320
00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:29,286
So if I hear you correctly,
321
00:13:29,287 --> 00:13:31,956
What's upsetting you
is you had a date with
322
00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:36,327
A smart, capable young woman and
it threatened your masculinity.
323
00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:37,328
No!
324
00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:39,463
No.
325
00:13:39,464 --> 00:13:41,532
Oh, Michael.
326
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:45,753
Why is it you boys get
so intimidated by strong women?
327
00:13:45,754 --> 00:13:48,422
Want us all to just
be dumb and grateful.
328
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:50,374
No, I don't
want dumb.
329
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:53,260
I am a fan of grateful.
330
00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:58,015
Please. When's the last time
you laid your eyes on grateful?
331
00:14:00,936 --> 00:14:04,188
Let me tell you
something, Michael.
332
00:14:04,189 --> 00:14:06,323
You got to embrace the beauty
333
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,093
Of a strong,
independent woman.
334
00:14:09,094 --> 00:14:11,278
If it was me,
I'd cut my losses and move on.
335
00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:13,731
I guess we know why
you're in the bathroom alone
336
00:14:13,732 --> 00:14:17,368
On a Friday night, shaving
your head with my lady Schick.
337
00:14:18,587 --> 00:14:23,257
And I pray to god
that's all you were shaving.
338
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:27,461
Now, Michael, do you have
feelings for this girl?
339
00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:29,430
Yeah, I guess I do.
340
00:14:29,431 --> 00:14:32,516
Well, then you need to stop
behaving like a petulant child,
341
00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:35,803
Go back to her,
tell her what's in your heart
342
00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:37,555
And how you really feel.
343
00:14:37,556 --> 00:14:39,923
Ugh, really?
344
00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:40,924
Take it from me,
345
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:42,726
You show her that side of you
346
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:45,762
And she will open up
like a flower.
347
00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:48,782
'cause there ain't nothing
sexier in the world
348
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:52,620
Than a secure man
being honest with his woman.
349
00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:54,738
Baby, you coming back to bed?
350
00:14:54,739 --> 00:14:55,956
Now, that man
351
00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,242
Is honest
as the day is long.
352
00:14:58,243 --> 00:15:00,711
And had he not been honest,
I never would've
353
00:15:00,712 --> 00:15:02,580
Found out he was long.
354
00:15:09,487 --> 00:15:11,172
God, I love your grandma.
355
00:15:13,175 --> 00:15:14,842
You may not believe this now,
356
00:15:14,843 --> 00:15:16,810
But you'll get
over this man.
357
00:15:16,811 --> 00:15:17,794
Yes, you will.
358
00:15:17,795 --> 00:15:18,979
And you'll find
somebody else.
359
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,682
Somebody sweet and
kind and loving...
360
00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:22,816
And single.
361
00:15:22,817 --> 00:15:24,318
I'd try single for the next one.
362
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:27,438
You know, just to
shake things up a little bit.
363
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:29,806
Molly, your sister
is hurting.
364
00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,859
This is no time to play
Monday morning quarterback.
365
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,995
She's had one of those,
and he was married!
366
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:37,648
She has been doing this
her whole life.
367
00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:40,251
She gets mixed-up with
emotionally unavailable men
368
00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,086
And then wonders
why they broke her heart.
369
00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:45,706
He's not emotionally
unavailable, he's an alcoholic.
370
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:47,925
There's a difference.
371
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,093
My mistake.
372
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:50,344
Oh, he's drunk and married.
373
00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:53,714
That's a guy you can count on.
374
00:15:53,715 --> 00:15:56,800
Why are you being
so mean to me?
375
00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:59,303
Is she on a new diet?
376
00:15:59,304 --> 00:16:01,972
Yeah, I'm on the "not swallowing
any more of your crap" diet.
377
00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:05,859
Oh, mom, please, give her
a cookie or something.
378
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,611
Molly, you need
to calm down
379
00:16:07,612 --> 00:16:10,064
And just be supportive
of your sister.
380
00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:11,398
Are you kidding?
381
00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:14,485
That's all I ever do around here
is support my sister.
382
00:16:14,486 --> 00:16:15,703
What about me?
383
00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,621
Who supports me
when I'm hurting?
384
00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:18,789
Why are you hurting?
385
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,074
Oh, I don't know.
386
00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:22,660
Maybe because I had a date
with a guy I really liked--
387
00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:25,713
A single guy-- and it was
a complete train wreck.
388
00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:26,863
Oh, well.
389
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:28,365
You'll be fine.
You're a rock.
390
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:29,750
I don't want to be
the rock anymore.
391
00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,969
Let somebody else be the rock!
392
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:35,005
I want to be the hot one
that gets taken care of
393
00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:37,424
And everybody wants
to have sex with.
394
00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:40,311
Oh, molly, it's not
as glamorous as it looks.
395
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,847
It's really not.
396
00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:49,103
Molly, I'm really sorry
about how I behaved,
397
00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:51,105
But you got to keep in mind
that I'm a cop.
398
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,656
My life is on the line
every day,
399
00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:54,391
And that can wind a man up
pretty tight.
400
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,909
So sometimes you get
the teddy bear
401
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:58,195
And sometimes you get
the rattlesnake.
402
00:16:58,196 --> 00:17:00,247
That's good.
403
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:02,132
Okay, let's do this.
404
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,417
Victoria, what
are you doing
405
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:04,618
With that hair
spray and lighter?!
406
00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:05,703
Back off!
407
00:17:05,704 --> 00:17:06,820
Molly, code blue!
408
00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:08,656
What the hell
is going on?
409
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:11,258
I'm gonna set that bastard on
fire and you can't stop me.
410
00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:13,427
Oh, my god!
411
00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:14,062
Put it down!
412
00:17:14,063 --> 00:17:15,429
Step aside, ladies,
I got this.
413
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,864
Mike, what are
you doing here?
414
00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,032
Not now.
Let me do my job.
415
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,417
Victoria, give me the hairspray
and the lighter.
416
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:23,037
No, he's got to pay!
417
00:17:23,038 --> 00:17:25,456
Listen, I understand
you're upset,
418
00:17:25,457 --> 00:17:27,508
But revenge is not the answer.
419
00:17:27,509 --> 00:17:29,993
I loved him,
420
00:17:29,994 --> 00:17:32,346
And he broke my heart!
421
00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:34,598
I understand, sweetie.
422
00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:39,002
But sometimes we all suffer
disappointment and humiliation.
423
00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:43,440
Can't help it if
I'm a good bowler.
424
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:45,943
You're a great bowler,
425
00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:47,945
And I'll get
back to you on that.
426
00:17:47,946 --> 00:17:52,316
Listen, I know guys act
really stupid sometimes.
427
00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:53,901
I certainly did tonight.
428
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,955
Okay.
429
00:17:57,956 --> 00:17:59,456
But that's not an excuse
430
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:02,526
To turn some guy's face
into burnt lasagna.
431
00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:04,378
Okay?
432
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,046
What it really is,
is an opportunity
433
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:08,749
To practice forgiveness.
434
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:12,803
So why don't you give me the
lighter and we'll talk about it?
435
00:18:13,838 --> 00:18:15,372
Come on, Victoria, please?
436
00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:20,711
That a girl.
437
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:23,046
Hostage training at the academy.
438
00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:24,398
Okay, now, listen-- oh!
439
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:29,687
Get back in this house!
440
00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:31,405
That was really sweet.
441
00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:33,490
I'll flush your eyes out
when I get back.
442
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,559
Ah.
443
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,728
That's good, she still likes me.
444
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:46,500
Yes!
445
00:18:48,286 --> 00:18:50,621
Sorry, I get excited.
446
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,090
It's okay.
447
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,658
You're a wonderful bowler.
448
00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:55,676
Well, in that case,
449
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,743
Boo-yah!
450
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,346
That's how I roll!
451
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,581
All right, all right,
don't push the cute.
452
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,967
Where are we at?
453
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,720
You're up, like, 38
pins, give or take.
454
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:09,223
Well, you can still
turn things around.
455
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,114
Whatcha doing?
456
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,782
I'm turning
things around.
457
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:23,120
Attaboy, mike!
458
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:29,121
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