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- Hi, Gulli. Happy holidays!

- Gulliver!

- Clara!

- Wesh, she didn't miss you, Alice!

Toe the cockroach!

- Yet I did nothing.

That's right, you didn't do anything.
What about Louane?

But Louane... Fake news, Louane!

I'm moving.
- Happy holidays.

- Happy holidays.

- He got steaked by his girl,
It looks like a panda!

- Bastien!
- Cuckoo!

We're yva.
- Wait.

- Have a good summer, miss.
Thank you so much.

Juliet!

- We yva.
Yes?

I'm on my way.

- Well, I'm going.

- Wait...

- I'm going to go. Hello.

Is that it?

What about you?
Yeah.

Oh yes, Oscar the lascar.

You're amazing.
Is that it?

- I'm fine.

- Quiet?

-Well, who was that?

-I don't know, I don't know.
Something in A, I think.

- You gain 30 kilos
and with the chicks, it doesn't change.

- Look at Notorious Big.
That didn't stop him from...

- That he is strong.

Hi. I'm Gulliver.

Everyone else here,
they're my brothers and sisters.

Pretty good, isn't it?

Of course, not all of us
same parents.

Can you imagine, if not, the thing?

For example, with Bastien,
we have the same mother,

but not the same father,
as with Clara.

Eliot and I have the same father,
but not the same mother.

Leopoldine, her mother,
She's my mom's sister.

Like Juliet.
But they don't have the same father.

Oscar, on the other hand,
He has the same father as Bastien.

Are you lost? That's normal.

We're a very recomposed family.
But at home,

the seven children
live in the same apartment,

and parents take turns
to take care of us.

It's been three years.
that we live like this.

Three years we've all been together,

that we look out for each other
like a real family.

But as they say,

the good things
always have an end.

In three years,
there have been a lot of changes.

The parents sold the apartment,

and this summer, we're going on vacation
each on its own.

- Children?
We're in the living room!

- With the parents,
it's always a little complicated.

Do you hear me?
Yes.

And you see me?

-No
-No

No!

I can hear you well.
- It will work one day.

So, this afternoon,

I had the furniture taken away
and value charts.

Very important...

The new owners
move in at the end of July.

That's it, it's settled!

I'm in Amsterdam and Paris!

Hey, Leo, Amsterdam.
- The cow!

Holegramsterdam!

- Great!

- The darlings, we must gather
your stuff tonight.

Then we go on vacation.

It's going to be an unnamed mess.
Ok?

Are you answering?
- We don't look like that.

We don't have a choice.
Between me in Lisbon,

Philippe in Nantes, Hugo in London,
Babette who works too...

I'm in Amsterdam.
- Madeleine, good...

- And we,

with the binoculars...

- There's one crying there.

Baby crying

Is that Pocahontas?
Oh no, it's Yasmine.

- Wait, I'm going.

-How do you recognize them?

- I often sleep with them.

- In short, we looked for solutions
to stay here,

and Hugo says there is none.

- That's disgusting.
Wait.

We refocus a little. In fact...

You have to mutate
our family relationships,

Who have become frozen,
total./silences.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Each of us

Must regain its autonomy.

His freedom.

- They've known for three months.
We don't take them by surprise.

- Babette is right.

Paul, stop this thing, damn it!

- Philip, stop shouting.
You're going to make her cry.

I'm not yelling.

Yes, you're screaming!

- I've had kids,

I know when I'm screaming.

-It's your fault,
You went to Lisbon.

What's going on?

Who lives in London?
- Calm down!

We've got it all figured out, that's it.

- You're clear.
- Almost consistent.

Teachers.
- We have plenty of time

prepare for the move.

- It's funny
you don't stop

to bicker.

- You can't stand yourself anymore.

- We can't handle your conflicts.
- Very funny.

Problem solved.

I propose
a housewarming expense.

And we're celebrating. Youhou!

- Paul is right,
The party helps to de-dramatize.

Catchy music

Come on, guys, come and dance!

Philippe, come on!

- Madeleine, get out of the way.

Claude, help me.
We need to get the furniture out.

- I'm going to my audition.

Do you have everything you need?

- I have your tickets,
I'll take you to the station.

- My baby!
- Okay, Mommy.

His cell phone is ringing.

- Yes, Andy.

- Here are your hiking pumps.

You know, for tomorrow...

I'm going to pick up your mother.
and we'll pick you up downstairs.

Yeah.
What's going on?

But don't worry,
With your mother everything is settled.

We get along really well now.

-You nfecflstouslesjours.
-OuLmaman

-Homb?0nse-fide
-Pmm$

- Sophie, can I talk to you?
- Well, I'm going to have to

- Why?
- One minute.

Thank you, Clara.

What do you mean
Are you going with Bastien and Philippe?

- Are you jealous of Philip?

It's been over for a long time.

Bastien was dumped
by Alice.

I have to support him.

Yeah. What about Gulliver?

- What, Gulliver?
He's with you until the 26th.

- No, I get it back on the 26th.

- No, but it's not okay at all.
So there...

Viewing. It's not okay.
I've been stuck all week.

- I marked something else.

It's been over a month
that we organized.

- It's my only week
bastien.

- Sorry, but you have a problem.

- You make no effort.
Me, no effort?

- Exactly.
Me, no effort?

- No effort for me!
-Calm down.

I don't know
we're going to find a solution.

Why we don't send it
at your mother's?

- At my mother's house?
Yeah.

- Anything.

- Well what, we pay ourselves
a 24-hour certified nanny.

And you take care of it?
- No, you're the one who screwed up.

Nice day.

- Oh no but I'm dreaming!

- The Internet!
You take care of it!

You're going to be out of your way!

- I can't take it anymore.

- Girls,
Be ready at 6:00 in the morning.

What's going on?
- But it's the holidays.

- You have to go before the traffic jams.
Brittany is boring for that.

- We must be there by 2 p.m. at the latest.

Otherwise, the binoculars miss the nap
and the night is over.

- You're sick, it's not going well.

- Do you want to sleep in Cergy?

- No, it's our last night
toPappafl!

- Well 6am.
That's it.

- Bastien is not well.

With the move,
I'll see more of it,

so I have to spend time
with him this summer.

- Can't I come?
- You're way too young.

It's a really hard ride.
It's a GR...

But your father found
a great solution.

What's going on?

- It's going to be great, you'll see.

- It's the last time
that we all sleep together.

- It's so weird.

- We can say that we did it.

- And tell our children.

- Especially not, they would do the same.

- There is a solution.
Don't have children.

That's right.
- It's so relou, kids.

- Bastien, without you,
We wouldn't have been through that.

- With pleasure, the family.
- Thank you, Santa Claus.

- Come on, extinguish the lights.

Oscar, what are you doing on vacation?

- I do not move, I work my flow.

Oh yes?
- I'm staying in Paname.

- Too stylish. I'm drunk.
Brittany with the little ones.

- Stop, they're great.

- I love them.
But hey, parents...

- I will be
with my mother and father.

Big first
since the separation.

- Unbelievable.
- I forgot the last time,

but they weren't good memories.

And you, Gugu, are you going to London?

Oh, that's it? I didn't know about it.

- I'm going to Grandma Aurore's.
- All What?

-They can't do that!
Grandma Aurore doesn't care.

Dwarves, it me off.

- She promised them
that a nanny would take care of me.

- Ah, everything is fine then.

- We're safe.

- Don't worry.

- It's going to be okay.
Mom knows what she's doing.

- Yeah...

- How am I going to do it alone?

We don't have the apartment anymore,

we're not going to see each other anymore.
Where will the family place be?

- Small cat.
- Oh, loulou.

- In our hearts.

That's it, in our hearts.
- Leo, and Paul's app?

- Which app?
Yes, of course.

- He invented something useful?

Yeah. Basically, in an emergency,

Lean on the icon
and it joins your guards.

Is that it?
Yeah, that's it. Mykeeper.

If I press, it sounds in my father
and he sends the GIGN.

- Save your virtue.

- That, the virtue of Leo...

- Not at all. That's the principle
Dad's supervised release.

- You will all be my guardians.

- Of course we will be your guardians.

We'll always be there for you.

Intriguing music

We're honking our horns.

Good morning.

Is that you, Sleeper?

- Uh... Yes.
- Ben goes up.

- Bernardo, my sugar rock!

What the's going on?

Bernardo!

Go and see what's going on,
I've been waiting for an hour!

But first, you come to kiss me.

Oh, Sleeper, darling!

- Good morning, granny.

- Granny is a wrinkle.

- Mum gave me this for you.

- Penguin, Sleeper is here!

- Good morning, Gulliver.

Here, my beauty.
Thank you so much.

- But who is there?
My god!

He's so cute.

I'll give you a hug.
- Hello, you're the nanny?

- But no, I'm not the nanny.

- A nanny? But you're tall.

Jessica, Bernardo and I,
We're kind of your nanny.

Well, my little loukoums?

Have you had breakfast?
It's 2 p.m.

- Sleeper, first rule.
Before 2:00, don't count on me.

I'm not presentable.

And after 5:00 p.m., the same thing,
it's time for an aperitif.

I'm going to the hairdresser.
Bernardo, my cane.

Did you hurt yourself?

- An acrobatic rock competition.
But we won with Bernardo.

Leave me alone.

On the other hand,
I fooled my ankle.

We're yva.

Bell
- Ah, that's my Eliot.

In English Open the door.
Please repeat.

- Open the door.

The door opens.

My son!

Welcome to London.

Are you all right, Dad?
- You're loaded!

Give me all that.

All right?
- What is this town?

Unhauequbnesflà...
-Heeâ?

- She insisted on coming.

- Damn.

- At the station, in the taxi...
Isn't there an Uber here?

- Yes, surely.
But why did you come?

- By the time Eliot acclimatizes.

You're never here.
- Okay, I'm not going to do that. All right?

-TumoMesmav??
-OKJ-sbon

But why didn't you tell me?

You would have said no.

After all, I'm his mother.

What's in there?

- What's that, Hugo?
What's going on?

- That's it.

Good morning!

- So, the presentations...

Babette, Eliot,
This is Leila.

My girlfriend.

- I am delighted to meet you.

Hugo told me a lot about you.

Eliot?
I'm Leila, your mother-in-law.

- No, he's not your stepson.

He's my son.

- Don't start, Babette.

Leila is taking a master's degree in...
- Applied economy.

- Applied in what?

These are his neurons
that made you crack?

- Yeah, it's...

I'll explain it to you.

Well, I have to go to the diner.

- My kiss!

- Welcome... Hello, darling.

- Have a good day.

- I love you.
Me too.

Come on, I'll show you around.

Hugo is very busy.

But he's so manly.

Sorry, there is only one bed.

Are you sleeping with your mom?

- Is there only one bed?

- If we can't do otherwise...

In war as in war.

Which side do you choose, darling?

- Ben...
The.

That's good, isn't it?

Come on, move!

The flood!

- Brittany,
It's boring for that.

- Great...

- It's smaller
than in the pictures.

- Where is the sea?

- Don't start.

- We're here for the sea
and you can't even see it.

- You're going to work.
The sea will only be in the afternoon.

- If it stops raining.

- If the binoculars are asleep
and if the job is done.

-Of course.

- Your mother is right.
It's all played in the second grade.

- And the sea is far away?
- At 25 terminals.

- The stalker.
And you, too, I'll point you out.

You've got your high school diploma at the end of the year.
- Yes, his bac.

- It's important, yes, the bac.
- That's where it all comes down to.

- Well,
you have to make the little ones eat

and put them to bed.

Otherwise, the night is over.
Oh, Claude!

Come and help me,
it's Baghdad in the layers.

- It's not good
to make fun of the Lranians.

- Baghdad is in Iraq.

- Is it reflux or vomit?

-I don't know, I don't know.

I can't take it anymore.

- Agnes, you have to rest,
Right now.

Yeah.
- We'll see what happens later.

Come on.
Girls, you run the binoculars.

- Bingo.

- As usual.

- No, but now you really have to
let them relax, these two.

- 40 pigs, two babies,
they can't do everything.

- They are totally burned out.
What's going on?

Is it okay, Bastien?

You know, love,
it has to be simple.

It's not because it doesn't work.
that we must be discouraged.

Don't take that.
for failure, on the contrary.

Sometimes it takes time.

And at some point, you find.
Look at me...

It's beautiful right now, isn't it?
Well, silence.

What do you mean by that?

- And piou, piou, piou...

We're never going to get to the top.

Catchy music

-You don't realize.

It's hard.
the first heartache.

It builds a lifetime.

He'll become cynical
if we don't help him.

- Give him peace.

- Where do I need help?

I know you.

You never say anything.

A pat on the back
Here we go again.

I don't want my Bastien...
- Try it with our.

- Let Bastien become like you.
- Wait...

Stop.
Go ahead, develop, I'm interested.

- An irresponsible adulescent

who denies his inability to engage

in intoxication
of sterile don-juanism!

-But stop!

I'm tired of you.
- Stop yelling at yourself.

-Ing?
-Ing?

- For ten years, I dreamed
holiday with you two.

What a jerk!

- Bastien, we didn't fight!

- Wait, we didn't fight.

Hi, beggars!

Move
Aurora is in the square!

How's it going, Raoul?
- Hi, the most beautiful!

- Cool. Take care of the kid.

He can't stay like this.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Come on, let's go.

- And my coffee, is it coming?
I'm on my way!

-Come on, sit on the log,
my little one.

-MemLmape-ede
-Abœ...

Well, my little one,
You're not going to recognize yourself.

Rock music

-Olé!

Oh yes!
-Great, isn't it?

- Great.

Come on, come on.

-Are you sure about the ridge?
- It's the same as footballers.

Ah, I've known some.

It's something.
footballers.

Right to the point!

- She's beautiful,
Bernardo's house.

- He's an heir.

The heirs have big houses
to party.

I wish you well
to meet one like him.

You know, Sleeper...

I hadn't had so much fun
from Saint-Trop'.

Who?
-But do you love him?

Bemao
BenouH

- What about Jessica?
- Ah, Jessica, it's different.

Jessica, it's purely physical.
-Ah, okay.

You'll see, my little Gugu.
I've prepared a surprise for you.

You're not going to come back.
Watch out, are you ready?

One, two...

Olé!

- Wow!

The whew room!

- So, Sleeper, merry?

Yeah.

She laughs.

- Happy, Sleeper.
Grumpy, Timid. Not?

It's okay, forget it.

With a grandmother,
everything is allowed.

On the other hand,
You're working for me for the nanny. Deal?

- Deal.

She laughs.

Thank you, granny.

- Don't call me Grandma
If you don't want to end up one-eyed.

Come on, have fun, darling.

Rap music

- Oscar?
Mom, I'm working!

I'm in the middle of writing.

- But Felicia is here.

- Ben go ahead, come in.

- Clara, we'll leave you,
We're going to take a nap.

- Why do you want to take a nap?

- As Clara assures,
we are quiet, we could have ...

- Claude, I have a chance
to recover a little.

Don't stop me from sleeping.

You're not sleepy at all.

- Well...
- See you later.

- Rest well.

She's whispering a story.

You're not taking a nap?

No, no, no, no, no, no

Dad?

When I was little, you used to talk to me
and I fell asleep right away.

But...
- But not the binoculars?

That's it.

- Look, it depends on the mother.

Sophie often fell asleep
when I was talking to him.

At first, she found me restful.

Then I became...

Lenifying.

Then I got boring.

- They must not
having the same father,

Agnes and Sophie.

I'd say you're soothing.

With you
we're immediately quiet,

relaxed, there is no more tension.

- Some people find it boring,
when there's no tension.

What's going on?

Why I should sleep
in the tent with Bastien?

Can I find out?

- Damn shit!

- There, it's complicated.
What's the question?

- Why do I sleep in latent?

- There is only one place in the refuge,
You didn't book.

- I don't see the connection.

- You think you're insuring,
but what a mess!

What's going on?
- When there's a piece of,

it is the fault of the other.

- Not at all!

- It was Hugo who misjudged
Gulliver's vacation?

Why are you saying that?
It has nothing to do with it.

Yes, it's him.
Do you want the truth?

- Go ahead.
- You wanted to go with me.

-So there, my poor man...
-Yes.

- You're very serious.

- Really?
You're getting me drunk.

- You too.

Oh yes?

What's going on?
What's going on?

- You made your filter look to him
And you made your face.

- What head?

- Like when you fell in love with Hervé,
Claude, Giovanni, Clement...

-Wait! What Hervé?

Before Claude?
- Are you jealous?

Me, jealous?
- It's worse than I imagined.

That's why the tent.
To be quiet.

- Stop right now.

- Do what you want.
I'm sleeping at the shelter.

What's going on?

Where are you going now?

After the effort, comfort!
A burger with the buddies.

- Juliet, come and help me!

- Ask Leo, I'm busy.

I'm asking you.
Come on!

- Well I'm coming.
- She asks you.

After the effort, comfort!
A burger with the buddies.

But no!

Hey, I'm going to have to What are you doing here?

- Are you in love with Kevin?
- Give me that back.

- What's going on here?

What do you want?

- Juliet is in love
boloss.

-You're right.

- But is it restful?

-I know you're right,
But what do you want me to do?

It's stronger than me.

- That's love.

- Why does it only happen to me?

Ben look at you.

- We don't know anything about your life.
We've never seen you with anyone.

You must still be a virgin.

What's wrong with that?
- It's not nice to say that.

- It's not by staying
in this rotten cottage

that's going to change.

Rap music

- MC Oscar,

stop eating anything.

- You see Snoop Dogg
eat quinoa?

- Drink at least
your honey-ginger herbal tea.

- I'm a rapper, not a Buddhist.
- As you like,

MC Oscar.

- Quinoa, bou/your, soy,
It's not for me

Burger, fries, coke,
Oscar, that's it, man!

Well, yes!

Skype call

It's going to do it again!

Come on, do the dressage again.

My Gugu, how's it going?

Mmm.

It's a small yes.
How's it going with Grandma?

Is the nanny nice?

- She's great.
And don't call me Granny.

Hi, Calamity.
- How's the tax exile?

Are you still poisoning the Rosbifs?
That's it.

- Have you seen the time?
You live at night.

But the kid has to sleep.

I'm on duty,
I'm going back.

My Gugu, Dad makes you...
Yeah, hi.

- Kisses.

- Why are you hiding your hair?
You're not happy, are you?

- Will we go to the beach tomorrow?
- What's the point?

There's a lot of people, there's noise,
It's too hot, it stinks.

And you're already really tanned.

- Where are you going?

You're leaving me alone?
- Oh well, you're there...

You have to get organized.
We're not going to party here.

So we're relocating.

You're a dwarf,
but don't be a fag.

- What's a fag?

- A fag?
It's a trick to kill flies (French double-meaning word).

It's an old word of yesteryear.

All right. Have fun.

- Youhou!

Melancholy music

Screams of fear of the girl

Disturbing music

The storm rumbles.

- Granny?

Disturbing music

The thunder is breaking.

Jessica?

Thunder

Bernardo?

Is anyone there?

Dawn. Not just that to do.
Message.

- Is there anyone there?

Thunder

Don't worry, Gugu, we're here.

Whistling of a mosquito

Oh, my gosh!
Oh there, it's not possible!

Where is the nanny?
There is no nanny.

No nanny?

And Grandma didn't tell you
Where was she going?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

We're going to sing you a song.
Oscar?

Ah... A song?

We're fighting the balls!
Bitch, nigger...

Oscar, stop.

Stop it!
Oscar, a lullaby.

Ah, a lullaby!
Well, yes, a lullaby.

Close your eyes, Gugu,
Let yourself be lulled.

They sing him a lullaby.

Must warn Mom and Hugo.

It's them
who sent him there.

And you saw her hair?

It's funny.
But no.

- I want to do
a hug to Gugu.

He's not used to being alone.

It has been brooded too much,
It's hard for him.

-I don't know about you,
but my vacation is creepy.

But with a force!
It's clear.

That's what I'm proposing...

- What? What are you going to do?

You heard very well.

We're coming to your house.
to save Gulliver.

You do anything.

We want to come to your house.

All our buddies have that.
It's normal in families.

A lot of people are fed up.
For us, it will be a first.

- Not the seven dwarves at the same time!

It's not possible, it doesn't!

We're going to tell the parents
that you don't have a nanny

And you left him alone.
- I left you only an hour.

He called us in the middle of the night.

- At his age,
I left your mothers alone.

You know how old he is?

Hey? How old are you?

There you go!

How you're going to fund
our trip?

- I have to pay for the trip, more?

I have to pay for the trip.
But of course!

Refuse
and you'll never see us again.

I don't give a damn!
Hasta Iuego, los niños !

Here you are!
I'm not going to get pissed off.

- OK, granny!

- What, OK, granny?
What's the problem?

What are you doing?

- I'm 19. Goodbye, granny.

- I'm 19.
What's all this about?

And how are you going to do it,
smart guy?

- Bastien ordered me a taxi
with Philip's cell phone.

It's good, go.

Clear.
- Who will pay for the race?

- We're not well here,
Both of you?

- I want us to be there
all seven.

What's he doing?
We told you to get out.

Get out of the way, we told you, okay?

Get out of the way!
- That's the other crazy one again.

- Well, okay.

Think of it as my first

attempted suicide.

Finally... Fortunately
I have Bernardo and Jessica.

Bernardo, sweetie, you're going to laugh.

Bernardo, please!
- They are your grandchildren.

We're going to Ibiza.

You can't do that to me!
Yes, I can.

Let me!

Loose!

And esteem—you happy
I'll leave you the house.

- Bernardo!

Oh, Jessica!

My Melusine!

- Give.

When she's like that,
I can't take it anymore.

- I love you, Jessica!

How am I going to clean up?
Ungrateful!

After all I've done
for you!

- Ibiza!

- Ungrateful! Ungrateful!

I'm dying!

Bernardo!

Are you all right, granny?

What do you think, Sleeper?
I have resources.

I have the platinum no limit
of Bernardo.

It's a lot to have fun for a while.
Come on.

Electro music

Mobile ringtone
— Hello, Dad?

Are you okay, darling? I'm mixing.
I wanted to tell you,

We arrive at 6:30 p.m. on the 25th.

- Oh no, we said the 17th.

You made a mistake, it's the 25th.

- One more week with Claude,
you will die of boredom.

give me Agnes.

- She's taking a nap.
She's exhausted, with the binoculars.

- They are taken care of.

- You'll see,
here you're going to kify!

We count the days.
Amsterdam is techno—planet!

Kisses, I love you.

I love you too!

-Here, it's for you.
I do.

- Eat.
- How long will it last?

Until when?

- I just buttered it.

- It's the bread crumb

that overflows the breadbox.

- Babette...
- Don't bring her back!

It's good for you that she's sticking to me,

She lets you live.

- I don't see...
-I'm breaking up!

- But darling...

No, no, no, no, no, no Do not worry

He needs to breathe.
Me, at his age...

- No, not now.

- Why?
- Not now.

- I join Gulliver
at Grandma Aurora's.

I'm not going to lie to you.

You want to be both.

- You're not going to do it again.

There is nothing between us.
- Yes, it is.

- I go down with Pierrot.
It's not like that!

He takes me to the village.
Who?

- Aurora is delighted that I come.

And Gulliver, even more so.
Are you going with him?

-His... T
- Let him go like this?

I'm going to go.

- Clara won't be able to come
at the jeannettes camp.

Because his grandmother died.

Hey?

But it's not possible!

- It's very hard for the kids,
at that age.

She needs support.

-I teleport,
it's all in the mind

- But it's great! Well done, congratulations!

It's really great, great!

It's great, it speaks to the soul
and it carries us.

But congratulations, congratulations!

Oscar, I'm proud of you. Bravo!

- Once on the train,
You take that uniform off.

- I like it.
- It's too spotty.

- You are responsible for Clara.
Yes, Mommy.

- You entrust it in your own hands
to the chieftain

and you stay with it
until the train departs.

Is that right?
- What confidence. It's a pleasure.

Dad, let's go!

Yes, I'm coming!

- Happy holidays!

Catchy music

- Hi!

-Ben then!
- Cuckoo, Eliot!

- Cuckoo, Eliot!

- How's it going or what?

I'm warning you, I have to work.

- Yeah, normal.

- No, but are you serious?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

-It's huge.

- Wow!
- Damn it.

- It's huge.
- We say nothing about the hair.

Yeah, don't worry.

- She's a shack!

Scream of joy

- Bienvenue
in my modest home!

- All Gugu!

- She's too crazy,
Your hairstyle!

- Who's for a blackjack?

- Maybe not right away.

Wow. It's not bad, is it?

- You can add a hat to him.

- Yeah, that's too good.

Well, I found that one,
but it doesn't matter.

- Aurora was in cow—boy
and she was shooting in the air!

- Aurora, in cow—boy?

Wait, Bastien,
Take a picture with us.

Hey, come and see!

Junk food festival!

- Oh no, it's full of dyes!

- It is three days old.

Yeah, I'm sick of it.

- It's fine, there are two or three vegetables.

- No, it's for Aurora,
when she has a headache.

- Oh yes, okay.

- What did you do?
apart from playing the console?

- I went to the hairdresser.

- We'll take care of your ridge.

- Where is she, Granny?
- She's asleep, it's not 2pm yet.

She mumbles in her sleep.

She's screaming.
Hi, granny!

All hi, granny!

- Oh no, dwarves!
I should have known that.

My hair hurts!

Didn't you tell them the rules?

Not Granny, Aurora.
And we don't take off before...

- 2pm, we know.
The rules are going to change, Grandma.

- And then what else?

- All about granny!

- We're going to the beach.

I'm sure Gulliver
didn't go.

- I confirm.

Judas!

- A granny is authority,
order and small dishes.

- Junk food is between us.

- Or not, actually.

- We want a grandmother
who makes vegetables, beans,

endives,
squash, chard.

- Quinoa, bulgur,
soybeans.

- And even soup!
- It's good, the soup.

- After everything I've done
Patrick! You bastard, come on.

- And you have to yell at us
If we don't wash our hands.

- If we don't behave well,
If we don't finish our plates.

- And we want the cultural,
like St John the Baptist Church.

We have to visit her.

- We want a classic holiday
with a classic grandmother.

- You have become monsters!

Watch out, it's going to shake.
I'm just getting started.

Catchy music

- This is an organic store!

I don't know
if it's your first time.

- It's just marketing, organic!

-You don't care, you'll be dead
when the sea ice melts.

Yes.
- The selfishness of the old is crazy.

- Black soap, bicarbonate,
white vinegar.

It's all about you.

- And a carafe to filter
pesticides that are in the water.

- I think we have everything.
Tonight, you're cooking.

- Tortionary! I'll complain
at the Megève convention.

But no!
It's got to be healthy and good.

- Bouboule, you give me
Dietetics classes?

What did she say?
Did she treat me there?

- A real holiday,
It's a holiday without the parents.

- And you regret
your jeannette camp?

- Absolutely not.
- It's classy, the beach!

Looks like L.A. de ouf!

- We should have brought the binoculars.

Claude and Agnes
who are totally burned out,

they would have suspected
of something.

- Don't go too far.

How's it going, Oscar?

Kevin Slater in too much of a hurry
to face/a wave, CM013!

- CM013 ...

CM013 ...

It's Cargnolles-sur-Mer!

What's going on?
He's here!

Who?
Kevin. He's here.

- Oh no!
- Kevin?

- Juliette likes Kevin.
- Are we talking about the same Kevin?

Yeah.

- The prince of boloss!

- There were a thousand places!
It's a sign, that's for sure.

Is that a sign or not?

Tell me!
I'm completely marabouted.

- She's really into it.
- It's starting to get me drunk.

Are we going for a swim?
Yeah.

- I'm tetanus.
Bastien, look.

I'm tetanus right now!

What's happening to me?

What are you doing?
You've been on this for an hour.

- I'm watching.

- Is it the binoculars?
- I can't leave the parents.

They're out of date.

But are you coming?

- In five minutes,
while they fall asleep.

Soft music

What about you?
What, me?

- Still no one in sight?

-Not really, I don't know.

- I don't even know
Your type of guy.

He, for example, please?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,

- You're tough, he's not bad.

He's more of a type, isn't he?

- No, it's a little too white.

- I agree.

Are you coming?

- What do we do
with an eggplant?

You know what?
I don't know, and I don't care!

Ah there, it's a long time.

Hello, the canteen
retirement home?

You're the one delivering the meals.
to the lazy old people?

Excuse me?

People
dependent?

Yes, okay, if you like.

So I have a friend
which is losing autonomy.

She called on your services,
She's thrilled!

She's as happy as anything.

You could hand me over.
a meal for seven people?

Menu Forgotten Vegetables.
Is that okay?

- Honey, it's Babette.
It's Mommy again.

You could call me back,
Please?

Just to give me
proof of life.

Mommy's very worried.
Please.

Please, darling.

It's not working.

It's been two days.

Come on, stop worrying.

He just needed it.
tranquillity.

If there was a problem,
we'd know.

- Hugo is not wrong.

Yes. Thank you, darling.

- Let's call his cousins.
They need to know where he is.

- I regularly Gulliver
on the phone, he doesn't know anything.

- What about the other parents?
Sophie, Claude, all that.

- If they knew anything,
they would have told us.

- My baby, he's beautiful.

- Try to drink a little.
Stop! Get him!

Go and get it.

- We're going to put this on
on the account of...

Honey?

- Honey ...

I love you, baby.

And that's it!

So, satisfied?

You prefer chips
and pizza?

There's more, the party's over!

And elbows under the table.

And stand up straight.

The little ones, bib.
Do you want a real grandmother?

I'm going to do it to you,
The real grandmother.

Like mine!

You finish your plate,
we get rid of it,

we wash our teeth and turn off.

8 p.m. for the little ones,
9 p.m. for the grown-ups.

For me, a herbal tea and in bed.
What's all this about?

- Well then... Enjoy your meal.

Intriguing music

Where are you going?

Did you think we'd gobble it up?

- Grandma Aurora.

Come on, go to bed, granny!
- That's enough.

I'm not a scoundrel.

Holidays at Grandma Aurore's,

it's also the holidays
Grandma Aurora, right?

Then I won't ask for it
only once...

Only once do you hear me?

Who wants to come to a club with me?

Get out of the way, the beggars!

Come on, come on!

Come on!

- Aurora, they are not major.

- Of course they are adults.
Who do you think I am?

- But he's very small.
He's my father!

- Damn, Aurora!

Catchy music

- So, I remember well...

You, Prof, are my grandson.

But you, Simplet,
Are you my grandson or not?

- No, I'm the son
Madeleine and Philippe.

Who is It, Philip?
- My father.

Sophie's first husband.
Ah.

And why is he black, Sleeper?

- Grandma, make an effort!

-It's not easy,
to remember everything.

- Sophie, my mother,
Do you see who it is?

Say, do you want this one?

- You've always forgotten
his birthday.

- You think
that she wished me mine?

He's here!
Oh, breathe.

-Kevin is here!

- Listen granny, breathe.

- Don't call me grandma!
-Go talk to him, Bastien.

- Go talk to him, Bastien.

- No, he's relou, Kevin!

- It's relou.

Come on!
Come on!

Well, come on!
Come on!

Come on, come on!
- Slowly.

So tell me, you,
If you're not my grandson,

What are you doing here?

- It's mid-fa. I mean, family.

- I remember, you're the rapper!
And you're doing the contest?

- A singing contest?

Well, no.

- Why not?

- I'm not ready,
I'm in the middle of writing.

- Oh yes, you're in the middle of writing...

- Three years he wants to be my friend.
He likes everything I publish.

He's going to stick with me all year.

Come on, Bastien, do this for me.

What am I doing here?

- Well, wait.
What's going on?

- Send my cousin to talk to him?
Looks like I'm 12 years old!

- Should we know.

Come on, let's dance! We're dancing!

- But it is beautiful, too.

- Bastien?

- Damn.
- Bastien!

Homeb0y, Paris 19 !

It's worth seeing you here!
-Well yes.

Are you surfing?

- Yes, he surfs.

- Are there really waves here?

- Grave, with the mistral.

- Well yes, the mistral.

- We can paddle, too.

You see, with oars.
Hey, man, do you want pecho or not?

Do you want pecho?

Because if you want to pecho,

you're going to have fun, it's Miami!

-I had seen.

- When you pecho Alice,

you gave me back wow. Then Louane!

-How do you know?

- Everyone knows that.
Yes!

- You're a legend!

- A legend, well yes.

- I asked you as a friend
on Facebook,

and you didn't accept me.

So...

Can you...
When I ask you?

Go.

You'll recognize my name.

- Kevin Diesel!

Yeah, did you see?

- Great, like gasoline.

Come on, let's dance.

No, no, no, no, no, no

Come on, let's dance!
I'll introduce you to my friends.

Come on!

Bastien! Bastien!

-You're going to bite severely.

I'm sorry?
- No, nothing.

Come on, you, come and dance!
What's that, come on!

- Eliot?
Come on!

-Onva where?
- Not far away.

Singing birds

Murmure of the waves

You wanted me to
transmit something?

That's it!

That's where I was jumping.
when I was a kid.

- Isn't this Bernardo's house?

You said
that you didn't know the area.

- Grandma, what are you doing here?

- What is in a?

All naked, we're jumping!

- Are you serious?

That's too much.

- Grandma, stop!

- What does she do?

- Granny?
- Don't call me grandma!

- She did it!

- Grandma!

- Where is she?
- Then the dwarves!

We're not doing anything.

- She's still a great lady.

Intriguing music

- But what is...

What's going on?

How's it going, darling?

- I found Eliot.
He's in Cargnolles-sur-Mer.

- What, at Aurore'?

With Gulliver?

- Gulliver is at Aurore's?

- Yes, but there is a nanny.

- Gulliver is at Aurore's?
- Yes, but...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Sorry.

- He must be with the whole gang,
like two years ago.

- First of all, you don't know.

And second, what do you know?
What's going on?

- How you know
that he went there?

I located him with his phone.

-What?

- A guy from the firm showed me.

You didn't do that!

- Yes, I am his mother,
I'm anxious.

It's a legal right of Mom!

I'm going to call every parent.
It's going to crack down.

- You don't know if they're all there.

And Eliot, he's a grown-up now.

And that he joined Gulliver,
it's pretty reassuring.

- Reassuring,
children left to their own devices,

with the marker, Aurora!
Hugo, wake up.

You want me to go
to bring you evidence?

- That's a very good idea.

There's a direct flight
Gatwick - Marseille.

But you've got to take a look.
Fissa, fissa!

Are you getting rid of me?
- No, not at all.

- Keep watching
your imaginary watch

and give me this.

Pathetic.

Am I pathetic?

I'm telling you that in a
a flight to Gatwick!

For Marseille.

Cries of seagulls

Singing of cicadas

He's putting a knock in the door.

Snoring

- Gulliver!

- Bastien.

Basen.

- Gugu, how's it going?

- I'm awake
for two hours.

I am bored.

- We went to bed late yesterday.

We'll be here soon.

- You promised me
to shave my crest.

- She's not that bad.

- You don't have another place
to talk hairstyles?

- I promise you
that we're coming soon.

He slams the door.
Mum!

- Gulliver, shit!

Intriguing music

Tracker signal

- A...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Five...

Six...

I knew it!

- Want help?

The right bank.
Please come down.

Did you hear?

-Don't get mad, I'm going down.

It's a misunderstanding.

- Come on, to the station!

- Disturbing public order...

- I'm a lawyer,
I know my rights.

Help!
Eliot, it's Mommy!

Help!

- Granny, it was stylish,
your jump from the rock.

- Not Granny!

- I didn't see, I was asleep.

- It was too dangerous.
We didn't jump.

- Can we talk about me and Kevin?

-Have you seen it?

- Unfortunately,
He's a fan of me.

Because I dated Alice.

- And that you cheated on her
with Louane.

-How do you know that?
- Everyone knows that!

- I just kissed her.
It's cheating.

- It depends on the context.

What's going on?
That's it, thank you.

- Adultery, the taboo
that everyone practices.

- Anything.

- Who cares,
Bastien and his ex.

Let's get back to the real subject.

Kevin's taking a surf lesson.

Look, he took a selfie.

with the monitor.

- We don't care about Kevin!

Come on, ouste.
Who cares?

- Bastien.

We have to finish the job.

What's going on? Kevin is the loser.
I'm not going back.

What's going on?
- But my loulous...

Loves,
Don't miss one,

even if it's the lose.
Me, for example,

Jacques Chirac.
Five minutes, shower included,

but it's a good memory.

- Is that the big one with the hat?

- No, the big skinny.

Isn't that de Gaulle?

- Stop.
- We don't care.

- Chirac, we really don't care.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Come on, Bastien, please.

Please.

You're pissing off! Go ahead, it's good.

Thank you!
- I'm coming with you.

I'll turn away
monitor's attention.

- I'm coming too.

- No, I'll be more efficient
on your own.

Oh yes?
- And you are Juliet's sister.

- If he sees you, he will be suspicious.

- The plan is great!

Send Timid draguer
the sailing and steaming teacher,

It's perfect.
Why are you saying that?

- It is of the jacket.

- What?'

- Stop saying anything.

That's enough.

- What do you know about it?

- It's his private life,
We don't want to know about these things.

- What's she got, Leo?

- Being a is not a disease.

- We don't say, we say gay.

- I'm totally shocked right now.

- You are of a rigid.
What a hopeless generation.

- Is the nanny nice?

Yeah, too good.

She's gone
shopping.

We eat everything organic,
It's too good.

That's good.
And with Grandma, everything's fine?

- Yes, really great.

Well, then great!

Hi!
Hi, Dad.

There's not a lot of network.

I won't call you every day.

It doesn't matter, Mom.

- Ben...

My little prince...
I'll leave you, Clara calls me.

- Kiss her. Kisses, Mommy!

Hi, my princes.
- Kisses!

- Cuckoo, beauty!

Say, it's the flood.

Yes, I do.

I'm on the phone with Dad,
I'll add you.

- Hello!
- Hi, Claude.

Hi! We were talking about vigils.

It's nice, the vigils.
I love it.

So, say,
Are there palm trees in Normandy?

No, no, that's...

Global warming,
it's devastating...

- I'm glad you like it.
I loved it, boy scouts.

- Your grandmother never wanted
I'm going.

- Me, one day,
I was nine or ten years old...

auvergne, next to La Bourboule,

I got lost in the forest
without a compass.

- Damn it.
- Wait.

I'm done...
It's boring.

Next to a funicular
abandoned since the 1950s.

Incredible.
It has nothing to do with history,

but it was a funicular that...

- What is in a?

Look, we're
vermeer Museum in Amsterdam.

It's crazy, the details, isn't it?

- I'm happy
that you grow up.

Is this Vermeer?

The painting here?

With Paul, how's it going?
- Great, really great.

He takes care of us.
He's really matured.

- Has Paul matured?

Yes, yes.
And he came to the museum, Paul?

I'm in Amsterdam
and in hologram in Dubai.

- But if you tell me:
Dad, call me back

I'll call you straight back.
You're the priority.

Do you understand that?
Yeah.

- We eat organic, it's too good.

How's Eliot?

Eliot? Yes, I'm fine.

- Can I talk to him?

Yes... I mean, no.
There he is in English class.

You know, with Mrs. Piccadiliy,
He's taking classes.

There's no pipe between us,
than the truth.

We can share everything.
That's what's beautiful.

To see this conversation
With you...

- To bring hope to life

And grow the fire

- Together You know each other

We know each other.

You know how to build on my strengths

I promise, you promise.

Together we will go all the way

In this world

— Who's moving forward

I'm doing my best

To bring hope to life

And grow the fire

Fire!

Soft music

- You can put whatever you want
in your eyes,

That's not where your boloss look.

- Grandma.

Boobs, darling!
That's the secret.

-No, but what's not?
Anything.

- And then there's something else.

Pack a boloss,
It can be very technical.

We need a strategy,
like chess.

You have to be three shots ahead.

Wait, I'll explain.

- Well, do we agree?
Eliot and I in front.

You stay behind.

Otherwise, it's going to feel like a trap.

Well, sir!

- I'm really doing this for you.

- Operation Sandro!

What are you doing, Simplet?

- I work. I'll go later.

Ah well you're better off.

The singing contest
is in two days.

And?
- I've signed you up!

Huh?

Are you kidding me?
- Why?

- Aurora, I'm not ready.

- One more shot
to see his life parade

without moving.

Mobile ringtone

Do you want my zizi?
Franky Vincent

Hello?

That?

I don't know anything about that.

Well, okay, I'm on my way.

I'm going to the cops.
It's an emergency.

You're going to work, you said?

You don't need that.

- Aurora!

Of course not!

The egg thing!
On his birthday.

Playful music

Oh, Bastien!

- Doesn't that suit me?

- Great.

- You looked at yourself
with that on your head?

- All of Kevin's girlfriends
wear one.

And so is his sister.

What's going on?

- Great.

- Very well.

- How beautiful it is!

I'll take a closer look at him.

- You're going to screw it up!

- We'll say whatever we want,

but it's mysterious, love.

I'll meet you.

Yeah.

-Wait!

Bastien said to wait.

-I don't care!

What do we do?

-I don't know, I don't know.

- For Juliette, does it work?

- Less than between you and Sandro,
Apparently.

- He proposed to me
a free initiation.

- Be careful.
-What's it like?

- It is a little...

He's a little gay.
You'd think you'd be...

-Ing?

You never told me.

- I thought it was obvious.

- You're such a bastard.

What did I do?
- Nothing.

You don't get it.
It's never your fault.

- Eliot!

Are you coming?

Melancholy music

-Of course.

But hey, girls, here ...

I know what you're saying.
- Kev, guys like us,

we went around
holiday stories.

When a girl says to me:
Is it you, Bastien?

I said to him, You, basta!

It's too loud, man!

Wait, wait...

- Is it you, Kev?
- You, die!

Strike!
-Yeah, die is powerful.

Yeah.

- But in short,
you have to drop the clones.

I want the next one
turn my head around.

I want her to surprise me.

Let it be...

Unpredictable.
Yeah.

yes, man, you're too right.

Well, I'm moving.

Hi, homeb0y!
Caio!

- It is ripe, your boloss.

- lmprevisible...

Here, hi.

Are you Bastien's cousin?

Juliet?

Yeah.

I brought Bastien
to tease the wave.

At his level.

I have to drag it to myself,
It's family.

- You were at Memphis,
The other night, right?

Yeah.

I passed quickly,

but it was lame.
Oh, that's it? I found that...

And do you like surfing?

- It's all my life, surfing.

- Too classy.

Are you surfing with it?

- Oh there, he's strong, his thing!

Hey, schmitts!

Ah well there's a lot of atmosphere here.
It hasn't changed.

- Shut your mouth!
I didn't do anything.

Fuck it!

No, she said
that she was a lawyer.

- The ninja!

Do you know her?
-Save me!

- Let's calm down.
Yes, she is Timid's mother.

I'm sorry?

- Timid, the dwarf.

It's painful, but it's inoiensive.

- Punishable?

- How did you get me out?

No matter how much I told them
that I was a lawyer...

- I know the Commissioner
and his wife.

We're in the same club.
We're exchanging, are you following me?

- You didn't warn anyone
that the kids were there.

So what?
- And then I call everyone.

- Nothing at all, yes!

They have their stories of heart
to settle.

- Heart stories? What about Eliot?

- Not just Eliot.

- How long do they have?
-I don't know, I don't know.

- Are we going to Granny's Rock?

- OK, but with the others.

It's dangerous.

- You always have to
wait for the others.

You went there when I was asleep,

It's not fair!

Clara!

-Wait!

Catchy music

- They're asleep.

In Clara's sheets.

Its smell calms them down.

- It wasn't easy,
Lately.

Oh no, but neither do I.
- You're a nice guy.

That's normal.
Anyway, we're tired.

All couples, that's the way it is.

- Are we taking this nap?

- Finally, statistically,

couples, straight or gay...

Mobile ringtone
Becassine

Wait, it's Clara.

Hello?

- Pocahontas goes to the window!

What's going on?
Hurry—up!

- Wait, I'm coming right now!

- What is in a?

Hurry up!

Come on, come on!

Come here, you.

What's all this about, Clara?

How did you know?

- I hacked the video system.
That's not true!

Trust us
and enjoy your camp.

What's that noise behind you?
It's nothing.

-Nothing? But I hear the sea!

It's the sea!
- No, it's...

Sheep.

- Sheep?

I'm going,
I have a cooking contest!

Oh, shit!

- You have the number
of the chieftain of the jeannettes?

- Check it out with Sophie.
She's the mother, I'll call you back.

I'm going to go to bed.
See you later.

Tarzan's Cry

Cries of pain

- It's true that it's cold,
whore.

- Stop, we're doing a big mistake.
- Why?

- For Bastien, for us,
It's not a good idea.

Don't you want us to just be friends?

- By sometimes cuddling?
No, no, no, no, no, no

- The setting is ideal,
there is no one.

- We're not twenty years old.

And we know the consequences.
What's going on?

Mobile ringtone
It's boring!

It's Claude.
- Yeah, it's Claude, well...

Mobile ringtone

- Hello?
—My darling.

Are you okay?

- Great, what about you?

Yes, very well.
What happened?

- What do you mean by that?

- I have feedback
mykeeper connections,

and you used it
with someone other guard than me.

What happened?
- Nothing.

You know you can tell me everything.

I feel like you're far away.
Is something bothering you?

- It's personal.

- What do you mean, personal?

- This is not the time.

- I'm really worried.

You're not here, Dad.
I'm always there for you.

No, you're not here!

- What are you doing in Cargnolles?
Agnes had told me about Brittany.

Call her, she will explain.
Let me go now!

Fuck it!

I don't want a massage right now.

- OK, Sorry.

Thank you so much.

- Juliet is in love
boloss.

No one knows why.
It looks like nothing.

So Prof wants to help him.
- Prof?

- The son of my daughter Sophie.

The one she had
with the big muscular.

-Ah, Bastien!
The insubmissive of the family.

His father is Philippe.
- If you say so.

- Good morning, Leo.

That's the total!
You'll never let him go.

- Why does she speak badly to me?

- She is in love with your son.

Qud?
-AawNe

Technically, they're not cousins.

- And he is not in love with her?
- There's not that much risk.

- That's why
that she's making that face?

- Here...

Oh!

Soft music

- It's more surfers
but gondoliers.

- I have my own board.

- It's rotten, this club.
It's for the kids.

I've been riding alone for a long time.

Oh yes?

- Since I won a competition
on the circuit in Australia.

-Is that a joke?

Mytho, it's not possible.

I would have seen you on YouTube.

- YouTube?

Youtube?

So mainstream,
well of your level, that!

- It was a joke.
Wait, I believe you!

- I'm fighting my balls
of what a boloss like you think.

- But Juliet...

Juliet!

I've been great, haven't I?

What the hell did you do?
He was eating you in the hand.

- This is Aurore's strategy.
Get away from him, he's following you.

You're snubbing him.
and you're holding it by the...

-I played my reput for you!
It became embedded on my Facebook.

- Hey, Bastien...

Facebook is an old thing.

It's just you and Kevin.
not to know.

You screwed up, Juliet.
It's okay, let me go!

- Does anyone explain to me?

I have to tell you!

- I screwed up with my parents.
They know everything.

- My father understood, too.

But I don't care.

-Okay, Leo, do you have something to say to me?

- You're not the center of the world!

- How long have you been here?

- We didn't ring you.

And remove that tight—head!
- Where is Gulliver?

- With this headband,
I'm going to squeeze Kevin.

You're not going to squeeze anything!

You screwed it up.
- What about Gulliver?

- So much the better
that we don't live together anymore.

It'll give me a vacation.

- Tired of getting high for you.

What are you doing here?
- Where is Gulliver?

- What, Gulliver?

- I thought
that he had joined you!

You can see that it's not!

- We were all supposed to
take care of it!

Soft music

- Pogba, return to Manchester!

- I'm getting tired of it.

- He could have chosen uglier.

And then I'll be
The only woman in her life.

- No stepdaughter,
no competition.

Oh no, it's not going to happen again!

Oh, Babette!

- But what a bully!

That's terrible
to feel her child leave.

- I counted the days.

It was a long one,
my daughters' infancy!

The diapers, the,
The questions,

these crazy parents of students!

- I loved everything.

Even gastros,
his little vomit, everything.

You wanted it.
I was an accident.

Giscard and Simone Veil
weren't there.

Don't say that.

The two fathers bastards
sent me money

to have an abortion in London.

I've been there,
I partied with their money.

Ah, there, London,
It was something.

But I love them, my princesses.

Since they are autonomous.

But they laid no limits.

I was a mother at a very young age.

I've got a lot of youth to catch up on
before being a grandmother.

What's he doing on his own?

It's a problem, dwarves.

Don't move, I'll be back.

Sleeper!

- I'm going to jump.

Don't try to stop me.

If I hurt myself,
it will be well done for them.

They all came for me,
but they don't care.

- Say a big,
they will be interested in you.

You don't have to hurt yourself.

- Don't come any closer!

- That's not why I'm here. I'm filming.

To make the boys laugh. Come on.

Go.

Are you going or not going?

-I don't know, I don't know.
Come on, that's enough.

I'll take you with me.

- All No!

Gulliver's Cry

Playful music

- I did it!

I did it!

I did it!

- The cow.

- I did it, Granny!
- Well done, my loulou.

Thank you, Granny!

Fuck it!

Onyva?

Three...

Two...

Who braked?
Not me!

- Eliot!

Mommy? What are you doing here?

- We'll talk about it later.

To war as to war!

A for all...

- All for one!

All one, all for one!

One for all, all for one!

One for all, all for one!

Mom, what are you doing?

- I'm too old
for this bullshit!

- For granny, hip, hip, hip...
- All Hooray!

- Band of nazes.

Come on, Gugu, I'm starting.

- No, it's good.
In fact, I changed my mind.

I keep my Aurora cup.
Oh, well?

Yeah.
-Are you sure?

I love her, my crest!

In fact, I would like to
let's do something for Aurora.

She's too classy.

- It's hard to give her a present,
she never refuses anything.

- Yes, I have a huge idea.

- A surprise?
Yeah.

- Musketeers.

I talked to Hugo,
your parents know

that you're here.
Did you throw us out?

Can you do it?
Did you throw us out?

- I'm not a giver.

- Yes, such a mother, such a son.
- They all arrive tomorrow.

They're.

I promised I wouldn't tell you.
There you swung.

- No, she defended us.

- It's the other way around.
- Anything.

I don't get it.

Did you tell Aurore?
No, no, no, no, no, no

- We're preparing a surprise for him.
And you're going to help us.

- OK.

Intriguing music

- Go, go, go!

Come back!

- It's dead, they burned us.

- Gulliver!

- Hi!

- All Hi!

- You've crossed the line!

What about your hair, Gulliver?
- Gulliver, huge!

- What's with the hairstyle?
And where's the nanny?

We talked about a nanny.
That's right.

- What is in a?
What's going on?

- This is my summer haircut,
I have the right.

And there's never been a nanny.

And it went very well
Still, it's not.

- Breakfast is ready.
Tea, coffee?

- Coffee!

- No but...
It's fine, it's fine.

- It can't be like this.

- But we're done.
Coffee, orange juice, everything.

- You realize
that you lied? Leo!

- Gulliver and I didn't lie.

I'm sorry?
Dad, Mommy, have I lied to you?

-Ing?

Technically, no.

- Nobody asked me anything,
and I'm an adult.

- Technically, you're an adult.

- I didn't lie, I ran away.

- It's just Juliet and Leo
who lied?

- And Clara.

- Clara was trained.

- It's easy to say.

-Ah that,

when it comes to his daughter...

- So there's only girls
who lied?

It doesn't make up your thing.
- Paul, your face!

They didn't say
that they were together.

It's still
a lie by omission.

- Technically, yes.

- Lies by omission,
you are the specialists.

- We?

- I don't understand
why you lied.

You're doing something great.
It's stupid to lie.

I'm proud of you.
- What's the story?

Philip, say something!

We're cropping right now.
- We frame.

They fit on their own.

- She did this to me all day.

- Wait, Claude.

Something important is going on.

- Paul, Paul.

Shut up.

Ah, that's it.
Thank you, Claude.

We have to stop, eh, Claude.

- Your mouth?
- Close your caquet.

- Where is Aurora?

- Good example!

- Where's your mother?
- I don't care, anyway.

- It tickles.

It's okay, shall we go now?

- Another Wu massage
and it's over.

- It's been five hours
that you're holding me here.

I became your best friend,
But still!

You wouldn't be in the way.
to hit on me?

- Anything!

It feels good to relax
without thinking about the children.

Yeah, yeah.

What can they do
Well, dwarves?

They're at home.

They're resting
before tonight's party.

You're worried about them right now.
- Not at all!

The only thing that worries me,
is to miss the aperitif.

There's no massage to hold!

Rock music

-Tons
MemL

- Tchin.
- Tchin.

Where are the dwarves?

- Behind the scenes,
they encourage Oscar.

- It's not the Olympia, either.

I saw Johnny Hallyday there,
It was something.

Especially behind the scenes!

Folk music

- Get out of the way, you asshole!

- Gang of bastards!
- I'm not coming anymore!

- It is not convenient, the public.

- Happy birthday to you

What's he doing?
Did he fart a durite?

All Happy Birthday to You

Dawn!

Happy birthday to you

Well done!

Catchy music

- She comes home at no time
and sleeps all day

Don't count on her.
for breakfast—lunch

When she plays granny,
Aurora takes over

And from dawn, at ease

We have to jump off the cliff!

Who is he?

- It's Grandma Aurora!

- Who is who is it?

- It's Grandma Aurora!

- Who is who is it?

- It's Grandma Aurora!

- Who is who is it?

- Grandma Aurora!

- With Jacques Chirac,
she made tac-tac

She's paying us cash for blows.

In a box and with its pennies

It gives me ideas,
your way of life worships

Aurora, it's decided

I'm hiring you as a grandmother!

Who's that?

It's Grandma Aurora!

Who is he?

It's Grandma Aurora!

Who is he?

- Grandma Aurora!

Well done!

Bravo!

She's a beatbox.

Yeah!

Who is he?
It's Grandma Aurora!

Who is he?

- It's Grandma Aurora!

Who is he?

- It's Grandma Aurora!

- Who is who is it?

- Grandma, my grandma, Grandma Aurora!

Well done!

- Honey.

- All Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday, Aurora

Happy birthday!

- We love you, Granny!

We love you!

Well done, my son!

Well done!

Catchy music

Well, I'll leave you.

What's that? Babette!

Babette, Eliot kisses a boy!

- Relax, Hugo.

You're too rigid. It's his life!

- What, his life?

Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah!

Yeah?

Oh yes!

- Wait, you knew he was...

-Of course. You didn't know?

Ah but that's normal.
You're too busy!

Busy, busy, busy, busy,

Hugo is busy!

She laughs.

- Babette, you've had too much to drink!

- You saw how she did
Beautiful babies, Agnes?

Yeah.

- Do you want one?

Yeah.

Ah yes?

You ask me, I say yes.
- Okay, I'm not going to do that.

Soft music

Kev?

Yeah?

- I don't feel like it anymore.

It passed me by.

- Completely.
- OK.

Sorry.
Yeah.

-His... T
-His... T

- It was a good idea,
to send me to my grandmother's house.

You've swelled me up,
Dwarves.

And normally,
You have to get up early for that.

- I'm so happy.
We lost the apartment,

but we found much better.

Home.
- You're dreaming!

Did you smoke Simplet's stuff?

Ok then.

One week a year for the dwarves.
- Plus binoculars.

- OK, binoculars too.

But a week
and not a second longer.

- OK, Aurora.
- Aurora?

Grandma Aurora!

- Grandma Aurora!

- Take it off right now
Or I'll take you back to the hairdresser.

- OK, Grandma Aurora.

Deal.

- Pay for your tour, Gugu.

- Don't call me Gugu
If you don't want to end up bald.

Ah, it's funny.
Grandma Aurora is anything!

Go. Grandma boniche, yes!

I swear, then!

Oh!

- Listen to Grandma.

It's good.

My dear children...

It's such a joy
to have you here with me.

I'm pregnant.

I'm sorry?

- IVF, triplets.
Is that possible?

But I'm messing around!

- Super funny!

- What not to do...

Who is who?

- It's Grandma Aurora!

- Who is who is it?
Yes, well, I'm fine.