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# Now in the street there is violence #
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# And, and a lots of work to be done #
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# No place to hang out our washing #
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# And, and I can't blame all on the sun #
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Hello?
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It's dead out here and
I am hating you about now.
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What kind of agent are you?
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You will find the road, Kimberly.
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Look, it's 4:00 a.m. in LA.
Can I go back to sleep?
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I was up all night on the red-eye and
it wasn't first class like you promised.
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Give me credit for the car.
Nice ride, huh? Yeah, whatever.
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By the way, these directions suck.
This project sucks. Hey, it's a great opportunity.
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It's a reality show pilot!
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Hey, you sang your way to the top
seven the last time you were on TV.
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Now, you're the star.
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You're Kimberly-fucking-Caldwell.
You're the only celebrity they have got!
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If I am such a celebrity,
Tommy, get me a movie.
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Look, Kimster, your Q score is going to go way
up and you will have a chance to win 90 grand.
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I thought it was a 100.
Well, I get 10%, remember?
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Wait. There's a turn off.
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Look, I have got power yoga in,
like, two hours. Did you find it yet?
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I don't know. There's some old paper mill
here, but there's nothing about it on the map.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's got to be it.
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Look, Kimbo, you can't afford
to make a wrong turn here.
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You really don't have the time.
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Why am I here?
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Because this business is tough. Besides of
all my clients... Wait, you're breaking up.
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...you're the one with the
"it" factor here... Hello?
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- Hello?
- Fuck!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Don't be dead.
Don't be dead.
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Help!
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Help!
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Shit!
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Anybody?
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Don't worry.
I am going to get you help. Okay?
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No. Please! Please! No, don't die.
Come on. Breathe! Breathe!
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I am here. I am here.
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It's the end of the world.
Society in chaos.
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Governments no longer in control.
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The world has been devastated by a catastrophic
disaster but you're still alive.
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Overnight you have been thrust
back into the Stone Age.
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Modern conveniences are a thing of the past.
Would you have the guts to survive?
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I am retired Marine Colonel Dale Murphy.
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Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Over the next five days, these six
contestants will be put to the ultimate test.
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I am going to be the ultimate survivor,
because on my last show....
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...I learned, more than anything,
what it takes to win. So what's the tattoo?
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It's the infinity sign.
Because I want to be remembered forever.
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My friends call me Jonesy...
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...but Fearless is my middle name.
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No, that sucked, dude.
I told you to shave that run!
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Can we do that again?
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Hi, I am Elena. I am like a fox.
Sexy, sleek and I always get what I want.
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Nina. I am a survivor because I know there's
only one person I can count on, myself.
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I am Jake.
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Three surgeries on my rotator cuff
destroyed my shot at a pro football career
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but not my drive to win.
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Amber. One tour of duty in Iraq.
They call me La Conquistadora.
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Enough said.
Semper Fi!
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These six contestants have been thrown
together in a devastated wasteland
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with only the clothes on their
backs and the will to survive.
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Rain or shine, in five days,
only one will remain.
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Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Well, what do you think, man?
We spent all last night cutting it.
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Brando, eat your heart out.
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You're the real deal, yo.
That's why the network loves you.
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It rocks, M.
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Damn straight.
We're going to series for sure.
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Today's a good day to die.
Where's my producer?
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Mara? It's brilliant, Michael.
Really. Thank you.
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You know, I still don't see what makes this
show any different from that other survivor show.
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I don't watch television.
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It's supposed to take place
at the end of the world, man.
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That's what makes it different.
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Look, you're not on some summer
resort trying to make alliances,
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you're trying to be the last man
standing after the apocalypse.
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It's killer, middle-America
family entertainment, mate.
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Boo-ya.
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I am so there, dude.
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No.
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I plan on being the last woman standing.
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Chill, Ramba.
The prize money's going to be mine.
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You two girls could mud wrestle for it.
Be ratings gold. You stupid man.
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I am tapping that.
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Hey, it's the parrot heads.
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Nice shirts, boys.
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Yeah, make fun all you want,
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but while you Hollywood freaks
are out here sleeping on rocks
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us parrot heads will be in
Margaritaville back at the hotel.
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The woods are all wired up,
32 cameras and mikes ready to go.
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Oh, you the man, Wojo.
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Listen, just make sure everything's
copasetic with Neil, okay?
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Yeah, see you in five days.
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Enjoy the great outdoors, Tarantino.
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Nice.
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I could help you spread it on
all those hard-to-reach places.
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You know, if I hadn't seen you
eat shit at the X Games last June,
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maybe you'd stand a chance.
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Hey, I made the street comp finals.
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Okay, here's a clue.
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I only give it up to winners,
not guys who choke.
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I will give you something to choke on.
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I wish I had abs like yours.
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I do 200 of these a day.
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I guess I will just stick to my
low-carb diet and hope for the best.
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Mara, where the hell is Kimberly?
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There's still no answer.
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God damn it! I knew that prima
donna was a problem when we cast her.
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Yeah, but she's got those
Angelina Jolie lips.
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You know what I am
talking about, don't you?
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It's going to be a long five days.
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All right. We can't wait any longer.
I got to shoot, like, now.
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You're the producer, Pop-Tart.
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It's why you make the big bucks.
What are we going to do?
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Well, we can't recast.
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So we're just going to have to go with five.
Whoa, whoa. No. Wrong.
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You know the show.
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All I have to do is shoot your
character intro and we're good to go.
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No, I don't think so.
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What other choice do we have?
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Um...
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Okay. Yeah.
What the hell?
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That's it. Show them what you're made of.
All right, boys and girls, listen up.
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We have a half-mile hike
to the survivalist camp.
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Let's go!
It's time to move out!
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All right. Everybody grab
your gear and let's get going.
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This is it.
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Hey, Michael.
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You know I am a complete geek
without my BlackBerry and my cell.
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I mean, there's a good chance
I will be the first to go.
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Oh, come on. Just change your clothes,
put on some bug spray.
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You will be great, even
without your CrackBerry.
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Okay. I will do it for you.
Okay, but, Mara, it's "M" now, not Michael.
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Yes. I know.
Okay. Sorry. Bye.
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God. Who am I kidding?
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Okay, we're moving out.
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You're all alone out here,
so let's close ranks and stick together.
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Hey, everyone's leaving.
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Hello?
Hey. Everyone's leaving.
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What?
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We're about to start the game.
It's time to go.
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Hi, I am Jake.
You're Nina, right?
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Look, I am just here for the money,
not to make friends, okay?
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- Wow. Okay.
- Fair enough.
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Oh, Nina. Nina.
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I saw you drop this while you
were getting out of the RV.
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Now M said no food.
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Oh, well, I am vegan.
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That might be the only
thing I can eat out here.
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Well, you can always go chew on a tree.
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This is cheating.
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Sue me. Give it back.
Ah-ah!
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I would have, but since there's
no need to be making friends...
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Mmm.
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That's good.
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All right, everybody.
Ready?
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And action, Dale!
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You cannot survive the apocalypse alone,
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so you make friendships,
perform tasks together.
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You figure out who you need to ride
out the chaos and who's expendable.
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Today we're going to split into three
teams, go out and search for food.
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The number each of you
picked decides your teammate.
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Number one all the way, baby.
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You and me, baby, all the way.
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Who's got a number two?
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Well, I did a number two
back at the gas station.
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Come on, dude.
That was funny.
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Oh, sweet.
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I guess you and me are a team. Hello?
All right, boys and girls.
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It's the end of the world and the
odds are against you from the start.
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Radiation poisoning is a reality.
That's why you're all wearing these.
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Every day you will be given
a Radiation Elimination Card
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and one of them is already contaminated.
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At the end of the day, the player holding
the simulated radiated card is dead.
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Don't worry, it just
means you're disqualified.
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But you have a chance to survive the day
by giving your card to another player
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and surviving the Radiation Elimination.
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It's a test of your personal will,
your endurance and fate.
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And in the apocalypse,
your fate can change like that.
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Wild animals, bacterial infection,
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and post-apocalyptic crazies
are all around you...
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...waiting to take you down.
They're represented....
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...by these.
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We call them Twists of Fate.
They are survival challenges...
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...and dozens of them are scattered
all over the playing area.
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You trigger the motion
sensor and you hear this...
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Instructions on the back
explain your survival challenge.
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Accomplish the challenge and you earn
the right to take your radiated card
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and give it to any player you choose
and automatically survive the day.
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We are going to assemble
back here at 1800 hours
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and see who will perish in the chaos
and who is one step closer to $100,000.
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Good luck to all of you.
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Remember, you have to work
as a team to survive the game.
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But only one of you can be the Ultimate
Survivalist after the apocalypse!
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Cut!
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Nice work, Dale.
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All right!
I am ready for my 15 minutes, Hollywood.
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Okay, everybody.
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The headsets are transmitting audio
and video back to the edit bay.
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So don't take them off.
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And also, cell phones, PDAs, etc.,
give them to Neil.
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He's going to put them in the RV.
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Have fun. I have got to go
take a wicked piss, mate. Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, I am going to follow Elena
and Jake first, as planned.
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Just remember, everybody,
let's make it feel real.
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Okay.
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Hey, what's up?
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I am so going to suck at this.
Why'd I let you talk me into it?
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Because I am irresistible?
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You're a jerk, you know.
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Come on.
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Colonel, what happens if we
lose the elimination round?
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We go back to the RV
and you drown your sorrows
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with me and Jack Daniels
until the game is done.
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Well, that sounds like fun, but don't
worry, sweetness. I won't let you lose.
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And if any of those pig-fucking
hillbillies come around, I got your back.
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Hey, bonehead!
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I grew up two counties from here.
I never had sex with a pig in my life!
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You're not promoting stereotypes,
are you, son? Outstanding!
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People in these parts might
not take that talk too well.
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You might want to put a lid on it.
Is that all right with you, funny man?
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Yes, sir.
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That's cool. You guys got the whole
military bond thing happening.
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Semper Fi and shit.
Yeah, and we both hate assholes.
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Shit! The techies were supposed to
finish setting these up before they left.
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Put your producer hat away
and get your head in the game.
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I will set these up.
I have got time to kill anyway.
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Thank you.
God, I wish I didn't have to do this.
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Old Mikey really put you
on the spot, didn't he?
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Guess he thinks it will be entertaining
to send a city girl into the woods.
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Cruel if you ask me.
But don't worry.
233
00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:20,439
There's something in you
he doesn't see that I do.
234
00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:23,775
You may be pretty,
but you're tougher than you think.
235
00:19:23,775 --> 00:19:25,027
You will be all right.
236
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:33,869
So, Nina, which way should we...
I guess we go that way.
237
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:43,355
If you eat fish, maybe we should head
towards the river to find some food.
238
00:20:43,355 --> 00:20:48,694
I am vegan. I don't eat or use any animal
products, including the swimming kind.
239
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,112
Oh.
240
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:55,242
Isn't your belt made of leather?
It's pleather. I am not a hypocrite.
241
00:20:55,618 --> 00:20:57,828
No, I didn't think that you were.
242
00:20:57,828 --> 00:21:00,956
Actually, being vegan is why
you got picked to be on the show.
243
00:21:00,956 --> 00:21:03,583
M thought that there wouldn't
be a lot for you to eat out here
244
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:08,046
and you might have to resort to gulping
down insect larva or something.
245
00:21:08,923 --> 00:21:12,050
It's the kind of thing America
loves in its reality shows, right?
246
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,677
America's sick.
247
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:15,303
Yeah.
248
00:21:16,264 --> 00:21:20,058
I hate reality shows.
They're pretty idiotic.
249
00:21:20,643 --> 00:21:23,937
Then why are you doing this?
Because it's my job.
250
00:21:24,564 --> 00:21:27,774
It's M's first project and
I am just trying to be supportive.
251
00:21:27,774 --> 00:21:31,570
If I was his girlfriend, I would have
said, "This sucks. You're on your own."
252
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:32,863
Come on.
No, you wouldn't.
253
00:21:32,863 --> 00:21:36,992
Yeah, I would. If you haven't noticed,
I can be a bit of a bitch.
254
00:21:38,786 --> 00:21:42,622
Well, if you hate reality shows,
then why are you doing this?
255
00:21:43,499 --> 00:21:47,085
Let's just keep going.
We have got to find some food.
256
00:22:32,924 --> 00:22:34,866
Fucking weekend warriors.
257
00:22:56,239 --> 00:22:59,783
You better stand down or
someone's going to get hurt.
258
00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:49,666
Broken arrow, that's really
going to help us hunt for food.
259
00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:57,966
Spear. I like it.
It's so long and hard.
260
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:04,222
I am just goofing.
Come on. I read your bio back in the RV.
261
00:24:04,222 --> 00:24:07,726
West Point, 4.0 average.
You're brainy. That's tight.
262
00:24:08,811 --> 00:24:12,397
I bet you're a reader.
What's your favorite book, huh?
263
00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:15,984
I am in The Cat in the Hat myself.
264
00:24:16,569 --> 00:24:19,087
So you did the whole tour of duty
in Iraq thing, too. That's cool.
265
00:24:19,087 --> 00:24:22,449
I am more of a pacifist myself, but, hey,
I can get down with the patriotism.
266
00:24:22,449 --> 00:24:25,893
Woman in uniform is a turn-on.
Will you shut up? Oh, she talks.
267
00:24:29,248 --> 00:24:31,541
We have been hiking for three hours,
268
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:34,277
but we haven't seen or
heard any animals or birds.
269
00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:39,758
It's dead quiet out here. It's freaky,
right? It's like we're all alone.
270
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:43,303
We could get all nasty and nobody'd see
a thing, except for 30 million people.
271
00:24:43,303 --> 00:24:45,513
Come on, you're into me, like, a little bit.
272
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:50,769
You just don't get it, do you?
I am not into men.
273
00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:55,857
You... You're a lesbian?
How hot is that?
274
00:24:58,819 --> 00:25:02,989
All right, let me just get
focused here, and action.
275
00:25:03,699 --> 00:25:07,327
So I am at the two, I am at the
one, I jump, I leap, bam...
276
00:25:08,746 --> 00:25:10,914
Shoulder was never the same.
277
00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:15,043
Killed my chances at a
pro career just like that.
278
00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:21,049
It's funny because you never know
when your life's going to change.
279
00:25:22,218 --> 00:25:26,721
Man, I wanted to be in the NFL so bad.
Since I was six.
280
00:25:27,181 --> 00:25:30,517
Oh, honey, I totally understand
where you're coming from.
281
00:25:30,517 --> 00:25:34,513
No, dude, don't. Don't look.
Don't look in the lens.
282
00:25:34,513 --> 00:25:40,276
So then after college you just bounced
around trying to find yourself?
283
00:25:40,276 --> 00:25:44,322
Yeah, well, this opportunity came up,
you know, to be on this TV show.
284
00:25:44,322 --> 00:25:47,867
I can't throw a football no more,
but I am still athletic. Mmm-hmm.
285
00:25:47,867 --> 00:25:51,830
I figure I'd use the talents
that God gave me, right?
286
00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:54,416
Well, we will have to thank God later.
287
00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:59,754
Yeah, right, thank God later. You know,
I think I hear the river this way. Yeah.
288
00:26:00,589 --> 00:26:01,840
Come on.
289
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:08,596
God didn't give you a pair of balls?
290
00:26:12,101 --> 00:26:14,185
How about we take a break?
291
00:26:14,562 --> 00:26:17,964
We have to find food.
If we prove that we're the best at it,
292
00:26:17,964 --> 00:26:22,004
then it's less likely that anybody
will give us their radiation card.
293
00:26:23,112 --> 00:26:25,447
I haven't seen anything to eat.
294
00:26:26,824 --> 00:26:31,036
Oh, no. Holy shit! It's one of
those Twists of Fates. I set it off.
295
00:26:31,787 --> 00:26:33,288
Where is it?
296
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:38,944
"You have been infected by anthrax
from a nearby laboratory explosion."
297
00:26:38,944 --> 00:26:42,380
"An antidote can be found by the river.
You have two minutes."
298
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:46,342
God, I would get this!
Yeah, well, good luck. Go!
299
00:26:46,342 --> 00:26:49,220
Hey, come and shoot.
We need your footage.
300
00:27:01,942 --> 00:27:04,861
I think I see the river.
Where?
301
00:27:14,246 --> 00:27:16,206
What do you need now?
302
00:27:16,206 --> 00:27:18,750
That!
One minute remaining.
303
00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:32,764
45 seconds remaining.
304
00:27:44,026 --> 00:27:45,443
30 seconds remaining.
305
00:28:06,715 --> 00:28:08,591
Eight, seven...
306
00:28:08,591 --> 00:28:11,261
...six, five.....
307
00:28:11,261 --> 00:28:14,347
....four, three, two.
308
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,185
Got it!
309
00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:24,149
I can't believe I did it!
You kicked ass!
310
00:28:30,739 --> 00:28:31,990
Awesome.
311
00:28:34,994 --> 00:28:38,037
All right, guys, one sec.
Okay. Keep it loose.
312
00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:41,916
- You ready?
- Go.
313
00:28:42,918 --> 00:28:45,420
Whew, it is hot out here.
314
00:28:46,422 --> 00:28:49,299
You know what?
I think we can fish later.
315
00:28:51,051 --> 00:28:52,594
We are rolling.
316
00:28:58,851 --> 00:29:01,686
I think I need to cool off.
317
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:12,780
So...
318
00:29:13,866 --> 00:29:16,743
...do you want to get wet?
319
00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:22,290
What are you doing?
320
00:29:23,259 --> 00:29:28,546
M, what the fuck? I am standing here giving it
my all and this jock is just standing there.
321
00:29:28,546 --> 00:29:32,258
Cut!
Okay, what's going on, man?
322
00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:36,879
Look, man, I want to create
chemistry between you two, okay?
323
00:29:36,879 --> 00:29:39,410
You guys are, like, the sex of this thing.
Mmm-hmm.
324
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:44,520
You said you wanted a family reality show.
Well, sex is America's dirty little secret.
325
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,649
You can't talk about it at
church, but at home on TV,
326
00:29:47,649 --> 00:29:50,235
people want to see hard bodies,
wet and glistening in the sun.
327
00:29:50,235 --> 00:29:51,402
Look, if I do that,
328
00:29:51,402 --> 00:29:54,072
I have a mother and six nieces
that would never speak to me again.
329
00:29:54,072 --> 00:29:56,991
Look, man, people want to be entertained.
330
00:29:57,701 --> 00:30:00,078
Elena and I are just
greasing the wheels a little.
331
00:30:00,078 --> 00:30:04,123
Greasing the wheels? Yeah. Well, look,
man, I am here to play the game, okay?
332
00:30:04,123 --> 00:30:08,419
Now, you can go grease the wheels.
You can try catching some fish.
333
00:30:08,419 --> 00:30:11,256
I will see if I can find
something to eat in the woods.
334
00:30:11,256 --> 00:30:15,134
Grease the wheels. You two are warped.
I will catch you all later.
335
00:30:16,595 --> 00:30:20,598
"Catch you all later"! Great.
I wanted Diddy, I have got a boy scout.
336
00:30:23,903 --> 00:30:29,348
M, wait. We don't need Jake.
I am all the sex that you want.
337
00:30:30,609 --> 00:30:33,394
You're hot, but it's not the same thing.
338
00:30:33,394 --> 00:30:37,232
Hey! Where you going? What, you are
going to go shoot your girlfriend?
339
00:30:38,492 --> 00:30:41,953
No. Actually, I have got to
rethink the story lines.
340
00:30:42,371 --> 00:30:45,915
Hey, listen, I am doing
this gig for, like, free,
341
00:30:47,501 --> 00:30:50,920
and I want all the screen
time that I can get.
342
00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:54,382
And I know how to make sure that happens.
343
00:30:56,802 --> 00:30:58,052
Really?
344
00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:03,391
Works for me.
345
00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:17,655
No, you don't get it.
346
00:31:17,655 --> 00:31:21,826
I am like a complete spaz when it comes
to anything even remotely athletic.
347
00:31:21,826 --> 00:31:23,870
I am sorry I didn't help.
348
00:31:24,538 --> 00:31:29,334
You're just playing the game.
I understand. I just really need this money.
349
00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:33,838
Look, I am not going to give you my radiation
card, if that's what you're worried about.
350
00:31:33,838 --> 00:31:37,592
I am just thrilled that
I actually get to live another day!
351
00:31:47,895 --> 00:31:49,228
Motherfucker.
352
00:32:03,494 --> 00:32:08,539
Look, I know it hurts but you don't need
a piece of shit like that in your life.
353
00:32:08,539 --> 00:32:09,624
You're better off without him.
354
00:32:14,755 --> 00:32:18,174
I thought he was "the one," you know?
Yeah.
355
00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:25,181
I have known scumbags
like this all my life.
356
00:32:25,933 --> 00:32:30,937
Six months ago, I caught my fiancé
in bed with my best friend.
357
00:32:31,271 --> 00:32:32,313
Really?
358
00:32:32,313 --> 00:32:37,652
To top it off, he used my credit
cards to put me into major debt.
359
00:32:38,445 --> 00:32:41,030
That's why I have to win this game.
360
00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:44,659
The sooner you realize you
can only depend on yourself,
361
00:32:45,828 --> 00:32:47,829
the better off you will be.
362
00:32:49,957 --> 00:32:51,332
Come on.
363
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,169
Take a breath.
Let's go down there and kick his ass.
364
00:32:58,173 --> 00:33:02,593
Is that what you did to your fiancé?
Put him in the hospital. Come on.
365
00:33:04,346 --> 00:33:09,642
No. I will just deal with it my own way.
It's what he deserves!
366
00:33:11,353 --> 00:33:12,770
It's not me.
367
00:33:13,522 --> 00:33:18,526
Come on. No! I am not like you.
I don't want to be.
368
00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:22,530
I am sorry.
That came out wrong.
369
00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:24,740
It's okay.
370
00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:36,856
Come on. Just tell me one
hot experience that you had. Oh, God.
371
00:33:36,856 --> 00:33:38,963
No, I can even get you on
Howard Stern if it's good.
372
00:33:38,963 --> 00:33:40,715
I have got a buddy who works
in his studio in New York.
373
00:33:40,715 --> 00:33:44,343
You're such a moron. Yeah, but we're
on the same team here, you know? The...
374
00:33:44,343 --> 00:33:49,140
...same team. All right. All right. All right.
All right. I will stop. I will stop.
375
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,025
I swear.
Cross my heart.
376
00:33:51,268 --> 00:33:52,310
No more sex talk.
377
00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:56,397
From now on, you will be the uptight
lesbian sister I never had. Truce?
378
00:34:00,068 --> 00:34:00,818
Oh!
379
00:34:02,362 --> 00:34:04,655
And now that we're family tell me,
who went down on who first?
380
00:34:05,949 --> 00:34:08,159
I am kidding. I am just...
381
00:34:10,913 --> 00:34:12,246
Is that barbecue?
382
00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:19,921
Mission fucking accomplished.
Wait. This is too easy.
383
00:34:19,921 --> 00:34:22,006
Maybe this is a trap
to make us lose the game.
384
00:34:22,006 --> 00:34:24,809
What trap? It's a hunter's camp, sister.
What are you doing?
385
00:34:24,809 --> 00:34:27,053
I am starved, and damn, that smells awesome.
386
00:34:27,053 --> 00:34:30,565
Well, if this is a real hunter's camp, we
can't just steal his food. Why the hell not?
387
00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:33,518
It's a survival-of-the-fittest kind
of thing, you know. Finders keepers.
388
00:34:33,518 --> 00:34:35,853
You're a lesbian.
Where are your cojones?
389
00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:38,022
Look, if we bring this back
to share with the others,
390
00:34:38,022 --> 00:34:40,441
nobody's going to want us
out of the game, huh?
391
00:34:42,402 --> 00:34:43,861
What, it's hot?
392
00:34:54,122 --> 00:34:55,673
Finally, we're a team.
393
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,459
Don't push your luck.
394
00:35:00,546 --> 00:35:04,465
Mmm. Pork. Man, these hillbillies
really know their barbecue.
395
00:36:17,372 --> 00:36:18,539
So what are you going to do?
396
00:36:18,539 --> 00:36:22,501
Getting out of here. I will call the
techies to drive me back to Wheeling.
397
00:36:22,501 --> 00:36:26,130
Well, you're headed the wrong way.
RV and cell phones are back that way.
398
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:30,009
Yeah, I can't get a signal from the RV.
I am just going to call them from there.
399
00:36:31,011 --> 00:36:32,053
Okay.
400
00:36:33,805 --> 00:36:37,767
Besides, I really don't want to
run into Michael at the trailer.
401
00:36:38,226 --> 00:36:41,896
You're kidding.
No, you're crazy. Okay. Hello?
402
00:36:47,527 --> 00:36:48,694
Hello?
403
00:36:51,657 --> 00:36:54,408
You can't just walk into somebody's house.
404
00:36:54,993 --> 00:36:58,996
Hello? I need to use your phone, please.
405
00:37:03,543 --> 00:37:07,672
We shouldn't be here.
Then just wait for me outside.
406
00:37:07,672 --> 00:37:10,883
I want to make one
phone call and I am gone.
407
00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:14,387
Hello?
408
00:37:39,955 --> 00:37:41,038
Oh.
409
00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:44,792
All right. No phone, so...
410
00:37:45,752 --> 00:37:49,255
Oh! Uh....
We done yet?
411
00:37:54,094 --> 00:37:55,428
Holy shit!
412
00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,850
The whole family's deformed.
413
00:38:02,477 --> 00:38:04,145
God, look at the twins.
414
00:38:10,694 --> 00:38:14,989
It will be all right. Don't worry...
Hold on. Don't drop her.
415
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:29,044
Baby's coming now. You stay here with
your ma. I am going to fetch some water.
416
00:39:18,053 --> 00:39:19,428
The toolbox!
417
00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:27,228
Go, go!
418
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,609
What do we do now?
419
00:39:34,152 --> 00:39:35,361
Help me!
420
00:39:52,254 --> 00:39:54,213
There's light.
There's light.
421
00:41:20,675 --> 00:41:23,010
Help me.
422
00:43:05,113 --> 00:43:06,238
Fuck her.
423
00:43:43,193 --> 00:43:45,486
Hey, you good?
I am good.
424
00:43:47,405 --> 00:43:51,575
Can we keep this as our secret?
I wouldn't want to mess things up with Mara.
425
00:43:51,575 --> 00:43:55,621
You know,
I think she's "the one," so... Whatever.
426
00:43:56,247 --> 00:43:58,398
All right.
I am heading back to the RV. You coming?
427
00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:02,586
No, my job is done.
I am just going to stay here and tan.
428
00:44:06,883 --> 00:44:08,801
Tell Mara I say hi.
429
00:44:13,223 --> 00:44:15,724
You're the star.
Uh-huh!
430
00:44:38,623 --> 00:44:41,250
M? Is that you?
431
00:44:43,044 --> 00:44:44,837
Don't screw around.
It's not cool.
432
00:44:59,644 --> 00:45:03,397
Oh, shit!
Okay, what's the challenge?
433
00:45:10,029 --> 00:45:11,196
Fuck.
434
00:46:52,507 --> 00:46:53,590
Mara.
435
00:46:54,634 --> 00:46:55,842
Mara!
436
00:48:57,332 --> 00:49:01,502
Hey, Neil! I am back, yo.
What, are you dropping a deuce?
437
00:49:02,095 --> 00:49:04,388
Seriously, Neil, light a match.
438
00:49:05,181 --> 00:49:06,390
Neil!
439
00:49:07,642 --> 00:49:12,104
Guess you're not here.
All right, let's see what we can see.
440
00:49:16,776 --> 00:49:18,819
Run, no, run.
441
00:49:24,283 --> 00:49:25,367
What?
442
00:49:27,995 --> 00:49:29,329
What the...
443
00:49:30,415 --> 00:49:31,790
Oh, fuck.
444
00:49:33,876 --> 00:49:35,335
Let's see.
445
00:49:35,545 --> 00:49:36,878
This end....
446
00:49:38,047 --> 00:49:42,592
This end, too. All right. Well, this works.
Well, then, what's the matter?
447
00:49:42,592 --> 00:49:46,304
Neil, I can't figure.
This seems...
448
00:49:46,304 --> 00:49:49,599
Great, you know. You spend
money on film school, just to...
449
00:49:52,019 --> 00:49:53,353
Looks fine.
450
00:49:56,691 --> 00:50:02,028
Two, three, four... Input. Output.
Yeah, that works. Looks good.
451
00:50:02,405 --> 00:50:03,780
What is that? Nina?
452
00:50:18,212 --> 00:50:21,756
Damn it! Neil, you can't move!
We're hardwired in.
453
00:50:26,888 --> 00:50:28,263
What the....
454
00:51:15,436 --> 00:51:17,103
This is cool.
455
00:51:17,103 --> 00:51:20,732
Going for another one, huh?
The only white meat.
456
00:51:20,732 --> 00:51:22,692
If this is what Armageddon's
like, bring it on, baby.
457
00:51:22,692 --> 00:51:25,695
Yeah. Maybe next time you
should search for a bib.
458
00:51:25,695 --> 00:51:27,405
I am so glad I ran into you guys.
459
00:51:27,405 --> 00:51:29,574
Yeah, and don't forget
who got you the nosh, dude.
460
00:51:29,574 --> 00:51:32,577
You win the chance to get rid of that
nuclear card, send it someplace else.
461
00:51:32,577 --> 00:51:34,120
No worries.
462
00:51:36,374 --> 00:51:38,083
Hey, where's M and Elena?
463
00:51:38,793 --> 00:51:42,295
Back at the river shooting
the unrated version of the DVD.
464
00:51:42,295 --> 00:51:44,047
I will see you two later.
465
00:51:44,047 --> 00:51:45,632
Oh, dude.
466
00:51:46,133 --> 00:51:49,261
I can't even move. I am so stuffed,
sex is going to have to wait.
467
00:51:50,471 --> 00:51:52,013
Shit ghost!
468
00:51:52,932 --> 00:51:56,017
You're nasty.
If you win, what will you do with the money?
469
00:51:56,017 --> 00:51:59,729
When I win, I am going to throw the
most outrageous beach party in history.
470
00:51:59,729 --> 00:52:01,523
You're a cliché, dude.
471
00:52:02,692 --> 00:52:07,862
How about you? Well, when I win, I plan
on getting my degree in sports medicine.
472
00:52:08,322 --> 00:52:10,699
Since my arm won't let me
play football anymore,
473
00:52:10,699 --> 00:52:13,451
I figure I can still help others,
you know, stay in the game.
474
00:52:13,451 --> 00:52:17,622
Can't be a football hero, so you will
settle for a hero of any kind.
475
00:52:17,832 --> 00:52:19,916
Yeah, something like that.
476
00:52:20,501 --> 00:52:22,961
Nice to know there's still hope for mankind.
477
00:52:22,961 --> 00:52:26,006
Dude, if you're saying this to
get in her pants, forget about it.
478
00:52:26,006 --> 00:52:28,967
She doesn't play on our team.
Shut up.
479
00:52:28,967 --> 00:52:32,387
How about you?
What you plan on doing with the cash?
480
00:52:33,139 --> 00:52:34,806
I owe my father a bunch of money.
481
00:52:34,806 --> 00:52:37,892
If I win, I am free and
clear of him for good.
482
00:52:38,561 --> 00:52:42,272
Your father?
He doesn't approve of my lifestyle.
483
00:52:42,272 --> 00:52:43,940
Wants nothing to do with me.
484
00:52:44,191 --> 00:52:45,233
Hmm.
485
00:52:46,068 --> 00:52:50,697
I guess you can't choose family.
Man, M is so screwed.
486
00:52:51,532 --> 00:52:54,993
He wanted a show for middle
America, but he hired a lesbo,
487
00:52:54,993 --> 00:52:59,456
a sensitive jock, a bi-polar vegan,
an extreme fuck-up and Miss Hollywood.
488
00:52:59,456 --> 00:53:01,625
Dude, we're the red state cast from hell.
489
00:53:03,961 --> 00:53:05,211
Oh, God.
490
00:53:06,589 --> 00:53:07,881
Yo, Nina.
491
00:53:09,383 --> 00:53:13,219
You all right, Nina?
Mara... Dead.
492
00:53:13,512 --> 00:53:15,847
What happened to you?
We have to get out of here!
493
00:53:15,847 --> 00:53:18,224
Now!
What? They killed her!
494
00:53:18,224 --> 00:53:19,851
Hey, look. Calm down.
They will find us here!
495
00:53:19,851 --> 00:53:23,605
Whoa, take a deep breath, okay? Who? Who will
find us here? What are you talking about?
496
00:53:23,605 --> 00:53:30,820
These hillbilly freaks. They killed Mara
and they tied her to the hood of their truck.
497
00:53:31,155 --> 00:53:33,406
We have to get out of here.
Right now!
498
00:53:36,911 --> 00:53:38,411
This is awesome!
499
00:53:38,411 --> 00:53:40,497
What is wrong with you?
I am not kidding!
500
00:53:40,497 --> 00:53:41,956
Come on. It's part of the game.
501
00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:44,584
Post-apocalyptic crazies are
roaming through the forest?
502
00:53:44,584 --> 00:53:49,172
It's not a game, okay?
These hillbillies were eating her finger!
503
00:53:49,674 --> 00:53:52,008
Hillbilly cannibals.
M is a genius!
504
00:53:52,593 --> 00:53:57,639
Stop laughing! Yo, you, yo, stop laughing, man.
Okay? Hold on. It's Mara. She's M's girlfriend.
505
00:53:57,639 --> 00:54:02,435
She was in on it. I got this.
What you saw was special effects.
506
00:54:04,689 --> 00:54:09,484
What I saw was real.
We need to get out of here. Now.
507
00:54:10,111 --> 00:54:15,198
Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going.
This is just a test to see if we bug out.
508
00:54:15,198 --> 00:54:17,283
These kind of shows always
screw with their contestants.
509
00:54:17,283 --> 00:54:18,910
You guys want to go, go ahead.
510
00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,954
I am staying put
and winning the hundred Gs.
511
00:54:20,954 --> 00:54:23,957
Then they will kill you, too.
What?
512
00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:29,754
No!
Nina? Nina!
513
00:54:34,135 --> 00:54:37,262
Get the fuck...
That's Kimberly's tattoo.
514
00:54:38,139 --> 00:54:41,141
Holy shit!
That's her leg.
515
00:54:44,478 --> 00:54:45,812
That's it.
516
00:54:46,731 --> 00:54:48,940
Game's over.
Amber, let's go.
517
00:54:49,316 --> 00:54:50,608
Come on.
518
00:54:51,569 --> 00:54:52,986
Jonesy!
519
00:55:02,496 --> 00:55:05,582
They're fucking cannibals, dude!
Shut up. Where the hell's the RV?
520
00:55:05,582 --> 00:55:09,002
Just over the ridge.
Keep quiet and keep moving. I ain't stopping.
521
00:55:10,921 --> 00:55:12,297
My foot!
522
00:55:13,382 --> 00:55:14,466
Let me look at it.
523
00:55:14,466 --> 00:55:16,601
I am a shark, man!
I got to keep moving or I die.
524
00:55:16,601 --> 00:55:17,754
You know what I am saying?
Jonesy, shut the fuck up!
525
00:55:17,754 --> 00:55:21,097
Look, you guys get to the RV, okay?
We will be right behind you.
526
00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:23,892
This is going to suck.
527
00:55:25,019 --> 00:55:26,186
Shit!
528
00:55:28,230 --> 00:55:32,650
I need to put pressure on that.
Come on, give me your wristband. No.
529
00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:35,361
Look, you don't have to hide anymore.
530
00:55:37,615 --> 00:55:39,240
How did you know?
531
00:55:39,575 --> 00:55:43,745
When I found out I'd never play football
again, I spiraled down pretty hard.
532
00:55:43,745 --> 00:55:47,457
My therapist told me I should sit
in one of her suicide support groups.
533
00:55:47,457 --> 00:55:49,751
You know, give me a better perspective.
534
00:55:49,751 --> 00:55:54,297
There was a girl that used to do the
same thing, only she used a bandanna.
535
00:55:55,257 --> 00:55:56,633
So how old is the scar?
536
00:55:56,633 --> 00:55:59,552
About six months.
What happened?
537
00:56:00,221 --> 00:56:05,642
I just trusted too many of the wrong people.
All my life. But I am past it now.
538
00:56:05,642 --> 00:56:07,227
So it's old news?
539
00:56:08,229 --> 00:56:10,522
Why do you think
I came to win this game?
540
00:56:11,482 --> 00:56:14,067
Guess you will get your
chance to do just that.
541
00:56:51,063 --> 00:56:54,232
You so much as fart, old man,
and I will drop you.
542
00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:59,279
Don't kill me, brother.
I am a good Christian man.
543
00:57:00,823 --> 00:57:03,867
Shit! Are you sure?
Yeah, this was the place.
544
00:57:03,867 --> 00:57:06,703
Here are the tire tracks,
the empty equipment cases, the garbage.
545
00:57:06,703 --> 00:57:08,830
This is so F'd in the A.
546
00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:13,293
The fucking RV is gone!
Let's just keep going.
547
00:57:13,293 --> 00:57:16,045
But we're dead meat. Where to?
The nearest town is 50 miles away.
548
00:57:16,045 --> 00:57:17,839
We're all going to end up
hillbilly barbecue.
549
00:57:17,839 --> 00:57:21,009
I am not going to tell you again.
Keep quiet! Then come on.
550
00:57:21,009 --> 00:57:23,052
No, no. There's that old paper
mill out by the main road.
551
00:57:23,052 --> 00:57:25,638
Right. You know, it's abandoned.
Well, we have got to dig in somewhere.
552
00:57:25,638 --> 00:57:28,224
Maybe there's a public phone.
Dude, you know why they call it abandoned?
553
00:57:28,224 --> 00:57:31,978
Because there's nothing in it anymore,
including phones! Hey! Don't hurt me!
554
00:57:34,773 --> 00:57:37,734
That's a bear trap.
There's no animals around here.
555
00:57:37,734 --> 00:57:40,737
Why do they have
a fucking bear trap set?
556
00:57:40,737 --> 00:57:44,157
They're not trapping bears.
They're trapping people.
557
00:57:44,783 --> 00:57:48,828
There's no wildlife to eat around here,
they're eating us!
558
00:57:48,828 --> 00:57:51,648
Okay, I was wrong. The paper mill's
a great idea. Let's just get out of here.
559
00:57:51,648 --> 00:57:55,393
No, no, no. Look, man, now we take the
road, we're sitting ducks, all right?
560
00:57:55,393 --> 00:58:00,506
So I want everyone to stick together and
watch where you step. Yeah, no shit.
561
00:58:03,010 --> 00:58:04,093
Yeah.
562
00:58:32,122 --> 00:58:39,045
Who you blowing up, old timer? Just the trout.
Only way to bring them to the surface.
563
00:58:40,089 --> 00:58:42,131
Dynamite stuns them.
564
00:58:42,883 --> 00:58:46,970
They float like lily pads
and I just scoop them up.
565
00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:56,771
Pretty wife.
Ah, that's my Delilah.
566
00:58:56,771 --> 00:59:02,151
Gave me the happiest days of my life.
God bless her soul.
567
00:59:03,404 --> 00:59:06,155
You know, you one lucky son of a bitch.
568
00:59:06,657 --> 00:59:10,326
Lot of folk go in them woods.
Never seen one come out.
569
00:59:11,245 --> 00:59:13,663
Now, I stay clear of them myself.
570
00:59:14,373 --> 00:59:16,416
How many of those freaks are out there?
571
00:59:16,416 --> 00:59:20,920
Hard to know. More than the ones
you run across, that's for sure.
572
00:59:21,422 --> 00:59:22,922
What are they?
573
00:59:23,882 --> 00:59:29,512
Just like you and me, brother,
except uglier, and a lot stronger.
574
00:59:29,888 --> 00:59:33,433
Hey, I hit one of them
young'uns once in my pick-up.
575
00:59:33,684 --> 00:59:36,602
He popped up and just kept going.
576
00:59:37,730 --> 00:59:40,106
It's the chemicals changed them.
577
00:59:40,399 --> 00:59:44,027
Pulp mill shut down near 30 years ago,
578
00:59:44,445 --> 00:59:49,866
and left a mess, and the
poison killed off all the game.
579
00:59:50,117 --> 00:59:52,994
Most of the folks around these parts left.
580
00:59:53,829 --> 00:59:57,790
There's one family stayed on in this holler,
581
00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:03,755
and pretty soon their babies started
gushing out of their mama's womb,
582
01:00:03,755 --> 01:00:07,467
just as ugly as them trout
I got hanging out there,
583
01:00:10,471 --> 01:00:14,015
and then they grow up,
have kids of their own,
584
01:00:16,310 --> 01:00:18,186
turned out even worse.
585
01:00:20,522 --> 01:00:26,319
You going to stay for a bite?
Fish is ugly, but they fry up real good.
586
01:00:26,987 --> 01:00:30,114
No, much obliged, but I got to get going.
587
01:00:33,786 --> 01:00:38,085
Well, if you're going to head out to
get your friends, settle the score,
588
01:00:38,085 --> 01:00:40,833
best jump to it before it gets dark.
589
01:00:41,168 --> 01:00:43,628
You don't want to be
out in them woods at night.
590
01:00:44,755 --> 01:00:48,508
Why do you stay, old timer?
Well, I could never leave.
591
01:00:51,512 --> 01:00:55,431
Got to stay close to my young'uns.
You motherfucker!
592
01:00:55,431 --> 01:00:59,936
I going to kill you, man!
I going to kill you! You killed my boy!
593
01:01:01,522 --> 01:01:03,022
I will kill you!
594
01:01:04,233 --> 01:01:08,093
I will kill you! I will kill you, motherfucker!
I will kill you...
595
01:01:08,862 --> 01:01:13,533
I will kill you, motherfucker!
I will kill you! I am going to kill you!
596
01:01:17,746 --> 01:01:20,123
I will teach you to mess with my kids.
597
01:01:30,175 --> 01:01:32,468
Say hello to the missus for me.
598
01:02:12,259 --> 01:02:13,926
It's one of them.
599
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:22,894
It's Elena.
Yeah? What makes you think that?
600
01:02:26,398 --> 01:02:27,440
Hey!
601
01:02:31,778 --> 01:02:33,196
Get off her!
602
01:02:36,325 --> 01:02:37,366
Oh, my God.
603
01:02:39,703 --> 01:02:41,078
Nina, wait!
604
01:02:46,126 --> 01:02:47,418
Oh, shit!
605
01:03:41,473 --> 01:03:43,266
Help me!
606
01:03:54,194 --> 01:03:56,028
Help!
607
01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:02,785
Where's Nina?
She deserted us.
608
01:04:16,216 --> 01:04:19,218
Son of a bitch!
Just keep moving.
609
01:04:20,721 --> 01:04:24,023
Look, split up. I will find Nina.
We will meet up at the mill. Go.
610
01:04:37,821 --> 01:04:42,908
- Nina. Help me! Help me!
- Nina? Help me!
611
01:04:57,591 --> 01:04:58,716
Nina.
612
01:04:59,468 --> 01:05:00,801
Down here.
613
01:05:01,553 --> 01:05:03,346
Nina? Are you okay?
614
01:05:04,514 --> 01:05:09,101
I am going to get you out of there,
all right? Look, come on. Come on, Nina.
615
01:05:11,188 --> 01:05:13,606
I can't reach!
Come on, Nina.
616
01:05:15,275 --> 01:05:16,484
Almost.
617
01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:19,570
Okay, hold on.
618
01:05:21,948 --> 01:05:23,657
I have got you, now.
619
01:05:40,967 --> 01:05:42,009
What happened?
620
01:05:42,009 --> 01:05:47,181
It's my shoulder. It's dislocated.
You have got to help me pop it in.
621
01:05:47,716 --> 01:05:51,894
Nina, easy!
Okay, pull and twist, okay?
622
01:05:52,229 --> 01:05:53,312
Go.
623
01:05:55,732 --> 01:05:57,108
Help me up.
624
01:05:58,402 --> 01:05:59,819
It's like going to war.
625
01:06:00,570 --> 01:06:03,489
Amber, Jonesy. Did they make it?
626
01:06:03,489 --> 01:06:06,391
We all made it. We will meet up
with them at the mill, okay?
627
01:06:07,828 --> 01:06:10,079
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
628
01:06:41,027 --> 01:06:42,695
Let's go.
Where?
629
01:07:25,363 --> 01:07:27,156
You totally kicked ass back there.
630
01:07:27,156 --> 01:07:30,743
I am serious.
You were like Xena, Warrior Princess.
631
01:07:30,743 --> 01:07:33,229
You were right.
I was a total asshole before.
632
01:07:33,229 --> 01:07:37,541
I am never going to dis you or
any other female ever again. Great.
633
01:07:37,918 --> 01:07:39,335
- It's cool.
- We outran them.
634
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,670
Run.
635
01:07:49,513 --> 01:07:50,763
Come on.
636
01:07:52,641 --> 01:07:55,351
- Oh, shit.
- Come on.
637
01:08:21,803 --> 01:08:24,171
Jonesy.
Help me! Help me!
638
01:08:24,171 --> 01:08:27,049
Oh, shit. Amber. Amber, help me.
639
01:08:27,049 --> 01:08:31,095
Jonesy! Get me down. Get me down.
Oh, no. Oh.
640
01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,807
Amber, Amber, help me!
641
01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:40,870
Oh, God. Hurry, Amber, he's coming.
He is com....
642
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,068
Amber?
643
01:08:46,068 --> 01:08:51,991
Amber, go. No! Amber, don't do this.
Get away. I am not leaving you! Go. Run. No.
644
01:08:52,492 --> 01:08:53,826
Amber, no.
645
01:08:54,369 --> 01:08:56,495
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
646
01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:00,708
Amber?
647
01:09:01,835 --> 01:09:03,085
Oh, God.
648
01:09:03,670 --> 01:09:04,920
Jonesy.
649
01:09:08,508 --> 01:09:10,259
Jonesy....
650
01:09:11,511 --> 01:09:13,304
...give me your hand.
651
01:09:37,329 --> 01:09:38,537
Huh?
652
01:09:45,837 --> 01:09:47,463
Don't look down.
653
01:09:51,134 --> 01:09:52,426
I am here.
654
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,387
Amber, I am scared.
655
01:09:56,222 --> 01:09:57,890
You're not alone.
656
01:09:58,767 --> 01:10:01,727
All right, I am going to get us out of here.
657
01:10:02,812 --> 01:10:06,315
You know, my mother always
used to say I'd live for...
658
01:11:32,652 --> 01:11:36,113
There it is.
Jonesy wasn't kidding.
659
01:11:36,781 --> 01:11:38,490
This place is dead.
660
01:11:51,212 --> 01:11:53,130
Birth defects, no shit!
661
01:12:05,185 --> 01:12:06,935
Can't see anything.
662
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:12,649
How the hell are we going to find them in here?
Let Amber and Jonesy find us.
663
01:12:13,401 --> 01:12:15,819
Where did you get that?
I brought it with me for the game.
664
01:12:15,819 --> 01:12:19,615
- I thought it might come in handy.
- That's cheating. Sue me.
665
01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:30,584
You think they're up there?
Maybe they found a CB radio, called for help.
666
01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:34,296
I guess I will go first.
667
01:12:37,342 --> 01:12:38,717
Be careful.
668
01:12:54,192 --> 01:12:56,902
They got to be around here somewhere.
669
01:12:58,613 --> 01:13:01,073
If they even made it here at all.
670
01:13:06,287 --> 01:13:08,413
Come on, guys, where you at?
671
01:13:12,418 --> 01:13:17,381
Oh, my God. She was just a little girl.
Looks like she's been in there forever.
672
01:13:17,381 --> 01:13:20,843
She's hiding.
Yeah, but from whom? This isn't right.
673
01:13:23,179 --> 01:13:27,224
No, Nina. No, Nina! It's too late.
We have got to get out of here now!
674
01:13:27,224 --> 01:13:32,020
No! No, Nina.
We cannot leave them, okay? Let's go.
675
01:13:37,661 --> 01:13:39,778
Look, there's the RV.
676
01:13:40,071 --> 01:13:44,700
I don't see them. Oh, Jesus.
This family's been doing this for decades.
677
01:13:50,206 --> 01:13:54,960
Oh, my God. That sounds like M screaming.
Okay, I am going down there.
678
01:14:02,969 --> 01:14:04,344
No, no, no, no.
679
01:14:05,555 --> 01:14:06,972
Hold this.
680
01:14:11,019 --> 01:14:12,311
Shit.
681
01:14:13,229 --> 01:14:14,980
Do you got my back?
682
01:14:19,652 --> 01:14:24,039
- Please! M? M!
- Come on, come on.
683
01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:30,203
Fuck! Fuck face.
M. Get me the fuck out of here!
684
01:14:44,761 --> 01:14:45,261
M?
685
01:14:46,387 --> 01:14:48,680
- No.
- Fuck, no!
686
01:14:50,058 --> 01:14:55,354
No, please! Please, God, no!
Please, don't. Please. M? Please...
687
01:15:09,911 --> 01:15:13,772
- Oh. Help.
- Nina, it's a trap!
688
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:23,423
Oh, shit!
Shit.
689
01:16:10,138 --> 01:16:12,472
Brothers and sisters, you must know...
690
01:16:13,224 --> 01:16:18,729
...that we live in a world of technology
that promotes sin, where the...
691
01:16:22,942 --> 01:16:27,612
...extracurricular sexual
activities, homosexuality...
692
01:16:29,532 --> 01:16:31,533
...to exercise...
693
01:16:32,201 --> 01:16:33,368
No!
694
01:16:43,129 --> 01:16:46,798
Would it be Heaven or Hell that you decide?
This is the crossroad...
695
01:16:56,809 --> 01:16:58,602
It is all a test.
696
01:16:59,312 --> 01:17:03,482
It is a test to show us
the way to find the light.
697
01:17:03,983 --> 01:17:06,651
This is what you need to find your way.
698
01:17:07,195 --> 01:17:09,905
It gives you what you need to find that light.
699
01:17:09,905 --> 01:17:15,160
To stay away from the darkness,
do not take wrong turns...
700
01:17:15,995 --> 01:17:18,205
...to living a life of sin...
701
01:17:20,124 --> 01:17:22,167
...of personal destruction...
702
01:17:24,087 --> 01:17:27,522
...a painful, blasphemous life.
703
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,967
Here I have the book
that will change your life....
704
01:17:30,967 --> 01:17:34,971
...that will let you live
the way God has intended...
705
01:17:46,567 --> 01:17:50,403
...that living a life of
sin will only lead you to.
706
01:17:56,119 --> 01:17:57,369
Fuck you!
707
01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:12,050
Don't do it.
Leave her alone.
708
01:18:44,208 --> 01:18:45,792
Leave her alone!
709
01:18:46,836 --> 01:18:48,420
Leave her alone.
710
01:18:55,261 --> 01:18:57,137
Stop messing with her.
711
01:19:37,136 --> 01:19:39,888
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
712
01:19:41,390 --> 01:19:44,142
- Amen.
- Amen.
713
01:20:13,005 --> 01:20:15,006
I hope you fucking choke!
714
01:20:19,845 --> 01:20:21,513
Leave her alone!
715
01:22:35,398 --> 01:22:37,190
Please, let us go.
716
01:22:41,153 --> 01:22:43,238
Come on, man. Help!
717
01:22:43,238 --> 01:22:44,411
Help.
718
01:23:14,270 --> 01:23:15,687
Help! Help!
719
01:23:19,525 --> 01:23:26,072
Help! Please! We're here.
We're trapped! Please, someone, help us.
720
01:23:26,657 --> 01:23:27,740
Help us.
721
01:23:28,159 --> 01:23:29,993
Fuck!
722
01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:55,138
Oo-rah.
723
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,661
- Nina.
- Nina.
724
01:26:11,655 --> 01:26:14,324
- Nina.
- Come on, wake up.
725
01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:16,451
Nina, wake up!
726
01:26:18,245 --> 01:26:20,705
Nina can you pull your hands free?
727
01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:26,127
I need you to pull your hands free.
728
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:40,558
I can't.
Nina, you have got to try. Nina!
729
01:26:42,686 --> 01:26:45,029
- Nina, wake up.
- Nina.
730
01:26:45,981 --> 01:26:48,024
- Dale?
- Be quiet.
731
01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:57,950
I got to do this.
Breathe through it.
732
01:27:01,288 --> 01:27:03,456
Ready? Okay.
733
01:27:03,916 --> 01:27:04,957
Go.
734
01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:10,296
One more.
735
01:27:15,886 --> 01:27:16,928
Go.
736
01:27:21,892 --> 01:27:23,101
Get up.
737
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:29,857
There's an exit door through there.
I will be right behind you. Go.
738
01:27:41,161 --> 01:27:42,787
I want you to go find Nina.
739
01:27:44,498 --> 01:27:45,623
Dale!
740
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:48,751
- Hey. Hey.
- Find Nina.
741
01:27:49,962 --> 01:27:51,887
Go!
I have got it. Go!
742
01:28:04,351 --> 01:28:06,477
Is that all you got, bitch?
743
01:28:27,291 --> 01:28:29,542
- Fuck you.
- Fuck!
744
01:29:28,602 --> 01:29:31,521
Let go of me, you son of a bitch!
Let go of me!
745
01:29:37,194 --> 01:29:42,198
Let go. Let go of me!
Let go of me!
746
01:29:42,407 --> 01:29:43,741
Shit!
747
01:29:44,618 --> 01:29:47,036
Let go of me, you son of a bitch.
748
01:30:40,173 --> 01:30:41,465
Come on!
749
01:31:55,749 --> 01:32:00,461
You know you didn't have
to come back for me, right? Sue me.
750
01:32:07,052 --> 01:32:10,930
- Wow.
- Nice ride.
751
01:32:11,890 --> 01:32:14,183
You want to take it for a spin?
752
01:32:16,436 --> 01:32:20,189
Why not? It's the least this
fucked up family owes us.
58033
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