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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,307 Okay, the girls are asleep. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,110 I can't believe how long it took Kyle and Ryan to get them home. 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,511 Oh, I can. 4 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,113 They were having way too much fun in that tent. 5 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:15,449 It's kind of weird when the toddlers are the ones going, 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,685 "Can't we go home now?" 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:21,089 Kyle has an innocence about him, which I happen to love. 8 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,956 You know, a lot of guys would've thought it was weird 9 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,426 -to start dating me after dating my sister. -Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:28,096 Wait... what? 11 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:31,665 Well, you know, it's not as outrageous as it sounds. 12 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,968 Kris dated Ryan and then they broke up... 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,670 Yeah, and then Dad tried to set up Mandy and Kyle. 14 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,139 And then Kyle started dating Kris. 15 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,640 And then Ryan came back and Mandy dated Kyle. 16 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:40,941 And then Ryan went back to dating Kris. 17 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:42,443 -And then I dated Kyle... What? 18 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,944 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 19 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,480 Well, one thing's for sure, 20 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,815 Kyle was bound to be a Baxter. 21 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,150 Because I think we all know 22 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,684 who he's really in love with, you know? 23 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,187 Dad. 24 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,822 Where'd he go? 25 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,657 Oh, that's his superpower. 26 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,860 He can escape conversations in a single bound. 27 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,638 Mike, where are you? 28 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,573 -Mike. Mi... Oh, God! -Right here. 29 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,042 Mike. 30 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,745 Well, I was hoping to find you in here. Just, it's... 31 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,847 -it's been such a great night and... -Yeah. 32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,815 I wanted more of it. 33 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,385 With you, with you. I mean, 34 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,187 gosh, how lucky are we? 35 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,521 -Very lucky. -Yeah. 36 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,856 Well, you know what I was doing, 37 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,491 I was clearing out my glove compartment 38 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,661 to make room for something that's really important to me. 39 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,663 That's very sweet, 40 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,432 but, honestly, I don't think I'd fit in there. 41 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,034 -Remember the guy I bought the truck from? -Yeah. 42 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,036 -Well, he died. -Oh. 43 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,073 Well, I don't think he'd fit in there, either. 44 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,041 Actually he was cremated, so I think 45 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,377 there would be room for him in there. 46 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,778 Mm, all right. Touché. 47 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,880 I talked to his family and they found a box 48 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,048 of all the original paperwork on this truck, 49 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,452 and in there was the original bill of sale. 50 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,588 Wow, wow. 51 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,724 The original bill of sale. 52 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,259 This is what I love about you. 53 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,960 You get excited for stuff for me even though 54 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,263 you have no idea what I'm talking about. 55 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:12,933 Look, I-I may not know all the little nitty-gritty details, 56 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:16,904 but I do sincerely love this truck. 57 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,772 She loves you back. 58 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,441 Don't you, baby? 59 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,643 You know what, anything that makes you happy 60 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,412 -makes me happy, mm. -Mm. 61 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,380 Well, this makes me really happy, not just happy. 62 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,249 'Cause it's, like, the final piece of the puzzle 63 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,818 to make this a perfect restoration. 64 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,454 It's like the final brushstrokes of the Sistine Chapel. 65 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,155 Mm, well, well, hey, 66 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,090 I mean, the Sistine Chapel's pretty great, 67 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,893 but it didn't drive the two of us to Grand Lake. 68 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,295 -To Grand Lake. What a trip, what a trip. -Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,163 -Well, ooh, ooh, ooh. 70 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,233 Emailed me back. 71 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,435 Looks like they're gonna say yes. 72 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,270 No, no. 73 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,772 What? What's the matter? What, do they want more money? 74 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,173 No, they sold it to somebody else. 75 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,443 What?! I mean, who-who would want this? 76 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:58,446 You said it wasn't worth anything to anybody else. 77 00:02:58,579 --> 00:02:59,813 I'll give you a hint. 78 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,114 He talks like this. He comes over 79 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,983 and he always makes a noise like that. 80 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,153 Buzz Lightyear with a cold? 81 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,326 So the monkey says, "You put it in, you pull it out." 82 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,297 -Ah, that's a... Oh. 83 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,998 Good morning, Baxter. 84 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,834 I was just out in the parking lot admiring your truck. 85 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:23,304 Uh, amazing restoration. 86 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,307 But it's just so close to perfect. 87 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,641 Great jokes, great jokes. 88 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,942 Before you get any more jokes, remember, 89 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,178 that chin makes a really big target. 90 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,147 How did you even know about the bill of sale? 91 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,983 You blabbed about it as soon as you heard from them. 92 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,551 You talk about finishing that truck 93 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,719 more than you talk about your kids. 94 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,220 I talk about my kids a lot. 95 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,855 They just don't win as many awards as the truck. 96 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,023 Why do you want the bill of sale? 97 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,025 Uh, I think it's obvious, isn't it? 98 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,830 You want it because I want it. 99 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,165 Whoa, are we in a church basement? 100 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:56,003 'Cause I think I just heard somebody yell, "Bingo!" 101 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,671 All right, all right, all right. 102 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,507 How much do you want? 103 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,842 You know, I mean, come on, 104 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,345 I mean, to find the original bill of sale 105 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:07,515 for a vehicle that old-- that's-that's... 106 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,150 that's very rare. 107 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,152 I understand that, you viper. 108 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,822 Okay, look, just to get this over with, 109 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,724 I'll go to my maximum amount. 110 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,226 I'll give you... I will give you $500. 111 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,696 Got to say no. 112 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,366 S... Seven fifty. 113 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,202 That's not what I'm thinking. 114 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,204 All right, all right, all right, all right, I give up. 115 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,040 Cut the crap, you win, you win. Go ahead, you win. 116 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,542 What do you want? How much do you want for it? 117 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,709 I want nothing. 118 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,110 I want to give it to you. 119 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:44,518 What kind of a sick game is this? 120 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:45,886 Look... 121 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,288 every time you look at that truck, 122 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,459 you're gonna remember that it was finally completely restored 123 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:54,762 -by your best friend Joe. -No, no, no, no.... 124 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,399 $10,000. 125 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,468 It's our bond, for life. 126 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,935 20 grand? 127 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,571 -Eh... -Here you go, Mikey boy. 128 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,873 Huh? That's my new best friend name for you. 129 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,576 And you can call me Joey boy. 130 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,780 I-I would give you $50,000. 131 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,753 That was such a nice dinner tonight, hon. Thank you. 132 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,322 Listen, you deserve to have me make your dinner every night. 133 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,224 Not gonna happen, but you deserve it. 134 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,559 Aw. 135 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:28,095 Well, uh, as much as I'd like to think it was me, 136 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,931 I'd bet it has more to do with your truck and her... 137 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,401 original bill of sale. 138 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,770 Wow, sexy pickup truck talk. 139 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,939 It's getting to be quite a night, huh? 140 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,609 You know, I don't want to jinx anything, 141 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,678 but everything has just been so perfect lately. 142 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,947 You know what's perfect? 143 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,518 -This shower's got room for two people. 144 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,626 That worked? 145 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,794 Oh, great. 146 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,363 It's bedtime and some idiot's alarm is going off. 147 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,832 Coming through. That's not an idiot. 148 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,467 That's my car alarm. That's the truck. 149 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,136 What? What, aren't you gonna go down and turn it off? 150 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,971 No need to go down there. 151 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,373 It's driving down the street. 152 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,877 How could somebody 153 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,779 steal a truck that quickly? 154 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,213 I agree with Officer King. 155 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,949 It was obviously professionals. 156 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,651 Yeah, maybe if I had professionals 157 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,786 put my car alarm on, that would've worked. 158 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,455 The alarm worked. 159 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,357 -I-I heard it all the way over at my house. -I-I know. 160 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,993 I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just so angry. 161 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,127 Yeah, I know this is hard, Baxter. 162 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,395 Yeah, I'm sorry, honey. 163 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,164 I know how much that truck meant to you. 164 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,132 I've had that truck ten years. 165 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,169 That's longer than I've done improvement on this home. 166 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:46,507 But, I mean, wasn't there some-some kind 167 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,676 -of tracking device you guys installed? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 168 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,043 Yeah, but... 169 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,079 -But what? -We're getting no GPS signal, 170 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,181 which means somehow they figured out how to disable it? 171 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,349 Yeah, well, meaning what? 172 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,018 Meaning the truck is no longer 173 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,853 on the network. 174 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,855 Stupid network. 175 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:05,192 Stupid, stupid network. 176 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,895 Well, may-maybe there's another network 177 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,362 you could find it on. 178 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,365 It's not the way it works, honey. 179 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,168 Actually, I've heard of that happening before. 180 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,405 I'm not holding my breath. 181 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:24,945 Okay, thank you, 182 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,747 Officer. 183 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,381 -Nothing yet. 184 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,519 They say only one in five stolen cars gets recovered. 185 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,054 But that's just cars. 186 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,757 Maybe trucks are different. 187 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,358 We are gonna beat those odds. 188 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,727 Uh, where's Dad? 189 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,394 We want to give him our social media update. 190 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,896 Uh, in a helicopter. Apparently he has a friend 191 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,732 who works for traffic for Channel Five. 192 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,299 Oh, Channel Seven is way better. 193 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:49,302 They have that Accu-Traffic Meter. But this is good. 194 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,605 So, what's the update? 195 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:54,942 Um, well, we posted photos on both of our profiles. 196 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,977 And so far, people have 197 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,547 zero trucks to give. 198 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,649 Get it? 199 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,752 Yes, that's hilarious. 200 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,654 You know... wh... You know what, just-just, um, put a picture 201 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,757 -of the truck on the Outdoor Man Twitter feed. -Okay. 202 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,425 Told you she wouldn't like the "zero trucks" thing. 203 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:14,895 So, Joe. 204 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,264 -What are we looking at? -Really? 205 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,967 Look, I know you grew up with GPS on your phone, 206 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,502 but this is what the rest of us call a map. 207 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,973 Okay, uh, what are the pins for? 208 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,275 Okay, the pins represent every chop shop 209 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,110 in the Denver area, okay? 210 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,680 If your dad's truck is being stripped down for parts, 211 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,447 it's at one of these pins. 212 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,350 -Nice work, Joe. Yes. -Well, hey, it... 213 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,852 I take it personally, you know? 214 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,788 I mean, the bill of sale I gave him is in that truck. 215 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:44,257 It was the symbol of our union and somebody stole our union. 216 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,128 Yeah. I think that's what he's most upset about. 217 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,499 -Oh... yeah. -Hey. 218 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,168 -Still no IDs from Mike's surveillance cameras. -Oh, man. 219 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,605 Those guys wore masks, they were fast, 220 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,306 they were good. 221 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,508 Uh, how are Ryan and Kyle doing with their podcast? 222 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,543 Well, I disapprove of the term "nerd alert," 223 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,647 -but they are literally alerting the nerds. -Hm. 224 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,319 Emergency pod, emergency pod. 225 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,989 This is Ry-Ry and Ky-Ky, the Sci-Fi Guy-Guys, 226 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,825 coming at you with a live podcast. 227 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,293 If you are anywhere within the sound of my voice, 228 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,896 we are looking for a green 1956 229 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,564 F100 pickup. 230 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,566 And if you have any information on the whereabouts 231 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,736 of this truck, you will be rewarded 232 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:32,005 with an autographed copy of volume one, issue 22 233 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,241 of Dr. Calamity. 234 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:37,811 BOTH "Diagnosis Chaos." 235 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,148 Okay, listen up, guys, listen. 236 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,216 Yeah, I'm putting out a press release 237 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,485 for the safe return of Mike's truck. 238 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,688 Oh, well, that's very nice of you, Ed. 239 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,389 -But, wow! -Mm-hmm. 240 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,692 I mean, that, this is a heck of a lot of money. 241 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,761 Don't worry, I'm not gonna give it to them. 242 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,864 No, the reward is to lure the thieves here. 243 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,866 -Mm-hmm. -Right? And then... 244 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,768 beat the crap out of them, because they're not gonna 245 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,569 -get away with this... -Okay, Ed, Ed, listen, listen. 246 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,371 I-I know you're trying to help, 247 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,439 but, um, generally, rewards just tend to... 248 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,909 well, they lead to false tips, you know? 249 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,779 -Oh, right. -Yeah, Ed, maybe-maybe you can get some of your friends 250 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,081 to help, you know? 251 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,850 You know, peoplewho know people. 252 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,418 You know what I mean? 253 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,121 Chuck, that offends me. That's really offens... 254 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,190 What makes you think I know the kind 255 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,758 of people that you're describing? 256 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,960 -Hey, man, I-I... -I mean, it's, yeah, right, sure. 257 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,028 Yeah, yeah. 258 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,362 I'll give them a call. 259 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,302 Sweetheart, sweetheart, come on. 260 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,569 You got to try to relax. 261 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,705 Just, why don't you go do something, 262 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,739 take your mind off it? 263 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,307 Great. You know what I'm gonna do? 264 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,208 I'm gonna head out and work on my truck. 265 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,043 Oh, wait a minute. 266 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,913 Stop. Come on, you... look, you've barely eaten, 267 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,414 you haven't slept. 268 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,049 I-I mean, I'm-I'm worried about you. 269 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,118 Something I love in my life has been taken from me, 270 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,886 and I just want to know what happened to it. That's it, 271 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,321 that's it, I just want to know what's going on with it. 272 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,756 -All right, all right. 273 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,758 -That's Chuck. Hold on a second. -Okay. 274 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,592 -Hey, Chuck, come on in. -Hey, Baxter, Vanessa. -Hey, hi. Yeah. 275 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,429 Listen, I don't like the look on your face, unless you're 276 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,732 messing with me. Please say you're messing with me. 277 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,802 I talked to my buddy over at the Denver PD. 278 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,771 Saw some surveillance footage of your truck being 279 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,673 pulled into a chop shop yesterday. 280 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,409 They raided the place. It's gone. 281 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,246 -Sorry, Baxter. -I-I appreciate 282 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,581 -you doing all the work. -Well, thanks. Thanks for coming. 283 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,616 -Thanks. -Yeah. See you guys later. Bye. 284 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,786 Okay. 285 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,291 -At least I know. -All right, well, 286 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,794 um, uh, can I-can I do something for you? 287 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,496 -Uh, you want to-you want to take a walk or, uh, have a beer? -Uh... 288 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,531 Uh, you know, hey, look, w-why don't we sit down. 289 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,700 Let's just sit down in silence. Come on, we'll sit down. 290 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,470 We'll sit here in, uh, in, uh, in total silence. 291 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,473 Just right here like this. Okay. 292 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,309 You know, I'm not very good at this. I'm just... 293 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,478 All right. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. 294 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,980 I'm trying. I'll do it. Okay. 295 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,148 I'm okay. 296 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,483 Oh, Mike, come on, it's me. 297 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,051 You don't have to pretend. Come on. 298 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,220 No, I don't know why, but... 299 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,055 I'm okay with this. 300 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,523 -I'm okay. -Really? 301 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,992 Yeah. 302 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,493 All right, well, good, good. 303 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,628 I-I'm glad you're okay. Good. 304 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,665 Because I am not! 305 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,572 You know, I don't know why, but I'm okay with that, too. 306 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,081 Honey, what's going on? 307 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,483 I'm upset about the truck, too. 308 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,253 I mean, I-I was so worried about you before 309 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,722 that I-I ignored my own feelings, and then I... 310 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,258 I don't know, it all just rushed in. 311 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,759 You really liked that truck? 312 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,661 You know, my memory serves, it was always you going, 313 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,832 "Dinner's ready. Enough with the truck." 314 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,367 No, no, no, no. But then, sometimes 315 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,537 we'd wind up sitting out there together, 316 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,772 -and, uh, and we'd talk. -Mm-hmm. 317 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,441 I don't know, something about the... 318 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,844 the engine fumes opened you up. 319 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,411 Well, if you enjoyed those conversations, 320 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,547 I'm sure the brain damage is worth it. 321 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,549 Uh, you know, but it wasn't just being with you 322 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,051 when you worked on it. 323 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,353 I mean, when you... when you traveled for Outdoor Man, 324 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,621 I would... I would... I would sit out there 325 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,790 and just, um, just listen to the radio. 326 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,792 It's a great radio. It's vintage, you know. 327 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,028 Rounded fronts, sits right under the ashtray there. 328 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,429 Or used to. 329 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,431 I felt close to you. 330 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,901 I mean, just, uh, listening to our old songs 331 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,070 and having a glass of wine, it just, 332 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,105 it felt like I was with you. 333 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,639 And then, uh... 334 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,242 I mean, now it's gone. 335 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,245 So you-you drank in my truck? 336 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,281 The point is 337 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,083 the truck mattered to me, too. 338 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,920 And, I mean, not just to me but to-to the whole family. 339 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,223 So, everybody was drinking in the truck? 340 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,292 Honey, look, I'm-I'm glad... I'm glad you're okay. 341 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,994 -Really, really, I am, but... -I am. 342 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,729 but I'm just saying, it's gonna take the rest of us 343 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,498 a-a little time. 344 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,968 Huh. So my... my truck gets stolen, 345 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,337 and I got to make everybody else feel good. 346 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,776 Oh, oh. Hey, Joe. 347 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,279 -Hiya. Thanks for coming. -I'm sorry for your loss. 348 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,780 -You know, it was just... -Well... 349 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,117 Feels like I'm at the age now where all I do 350 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,653 -is go to truck memorials. -Right. Come on in. 351 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,655 Hey, hey, oh. Sorry I'm late. -Oh, hey. Hi. 352 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,258 -I had to, uh, drop the girls at the sitter. -Oh, well, don't worry, 353 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,326 we haven't started yet. 354 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,860 -Oh, good. Okay. -All right. 355 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,497 Uh, so we're all here for a memorial for a truck? 356 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,966 Well, uh, yeah. 357 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,968 When you lose something important, 358 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,037 it can sometimes be hard to deal with, and... 359 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,639 and Mike thought this might be a good chance 360 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,307 for everyone to say goodbye. 361 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,543 But it's a truck. 362 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,811 Yeah, well, don't-don't think of it as a truck. 363 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,681 Think of it as something this group was involved with 364 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,317 for ten years. I mean, look, Mike may have been in charge, 365 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219 but-but we all played a part. 366 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,555 Eh, seems like a stretch. 367 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,992 All right, well, we're doing this, so get over it. 368 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,195 Hey, everybody, come on, uh, come on, please take your seats. 369 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,197 -Good. -Uh, come on, let's sit down, everybody. Come on, you guys. 370 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,565 -Hey. Hi. -Hey, hey, hey. Hi. 371 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,500 I really appreciate you guys coming in. 372 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,035 This is just a little memory session, 373 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,670 kind of say... say goodbye to something 374 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,338 that's been part of our lives for ten years. 375 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,140 And anybody who wants to start, 376 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,209 just no bummers, no bummers, all uplifting. 377 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,677 -Anything? Kyle. -Uh... 378 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,346 -All right. I'll go. -Good. 379 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,182 Nope, not ready. 380 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,850 Kris, come on, something about the truck. 381 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,187 Oh, yeah, um, okay. I'll always remember that truck, 382 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,522 -because it reminds me of Dad. 383 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,224 It was hard to get started, uh, 384 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,326 and real loud once it did. 385 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,927 There you go. All right. 386 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,862 Um, okay. 387 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,899 At first, I didn't care about this truck, 388 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,902 and then I... saw how much effort you put into it 389 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,171 and how much it meant to you... 390 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,372 No bummers! No... Hey! 391 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,408 -No bummers! -Okay, okay! 392 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,877 It was a pretty green. 393 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,014 Wasn't it? 394 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,717 Hey. Uh, when I first moved here, 395 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,220 I was scared to talk to Mr. Baxter. 396 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,954 But then Mandy told me, 397 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,025 "If you can't think of something to talk about with my dad... 398 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,560 ask him about his truck." 399 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,896 Until yesterday, that was good advice. 400 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,897 Thanks. 401 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,234 -All right, Kyle. 402 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,902 Still not ready. 403 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,739 Okay, all right, all right, um... 404 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,807 I got to admit I never got along with Baxter 405 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,576 till we started working on that truck. 406 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,078 -What? -Yeah. 407 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,480 I'm gonna miss that truck. 408 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,917 I'll go. -Oh, okay. Ed. 409 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,488 I, uh, learned long ago that vehicles come and go, 410 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,424 and-and it's best not to get attached 411 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,126 to any particular one. 412 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:37,230 Right. -I broke the rule with this one. 413 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,601 Oh, uh... 414 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,936 yeah, it was a nice truck. 415 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,774 Large carbon footprint. 416 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,810 -But, uh... 417 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,779 yeah, it was a nice truck. 418 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,015 As many of you know... 419 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,519 I provided the final, perfect piece to this project. 420 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,621 Although it's over now, 421 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,124 the bond I formed with Mike... 422 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,293 will last forever. 423 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,929 Actually, they stole that, too, Joe. Now, sit down. 424 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,266 All right, Kyle, you get one more chance, so let's go. 425 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,802 Three, two, one. Go, baby. 426 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,107 I don't want it to be gone. 427 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,975 -So that's it? We should go eat? uh, no, no, no. 428 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,677 Wait, there's, uh, there's one more. 429 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,979 -Just, uh, here we go. -Oh. 430 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,615 -Hey, Eve! Hi! Eve! 431 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,650 Hey, everybody! 432 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,519 Hi, guys! 433 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,321 Hey, Dad. 434 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,323 I'm sorry I couldn't be there. 435 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,158 --I really, really wanted to be. -I 436 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,327 Mom, could you... could you stop shaking the screen? 437 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,529 -I mean, I'm getting really nauseous. -Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, I'm... 438 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,297 -I'm just a little emotional. 439 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,798 Go ahead. Sorry. 440 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,667 I just want to say that... 441 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,702 I loved that truck, too. 442 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,739 I don't really show emotion much... 443 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,209 ...ever, but... 444 00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,313 ...I'm gonna really miss working on it with you. 445 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:06,186 Those were some of the best times of my life. 446 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,024 So yeah, 447 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,026 that's pretty much what I've been up to. 448 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,863 -I can't believe you broke the sound barrier. -I know. I mean, 449 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,898 I've broken wind, I've-I've shattered glass, 450 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,401 but I've never broken the sound barrier. 451 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:26,038 -nyway, I got to get up at 0500, -A and for you civilians, 452 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,040 -that's early. 453 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,709 All right. Well, love you, sweetie. 454 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,711 -Go save America. We love you so much. -Yeah. 455 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,913 Hey, Kyle, come on, baby. It's time to go. 456 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,883 Okay, uh, ten more minutes. 457 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,252 That's what you said ten minutes ago. 458 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:42,189 Yeah, but we mean it this time! 459 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,292 -God, I can't believe you used to date both of them. 460 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,296 So you think you're gonna find another car to work on? 461 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,563 I don't know, I don't know. 462 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,265 Maybe. Maybe not. 463 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:56,303 Right now I just want to enjoy this moment 464 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,637 with all of you. 465 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,472 Mm. 466 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,742 Come on. 467 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,584 What's so funny? 468 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,785 You don't want to know. 469 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,754 Probably not. 470 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,225 Ooh. That... Yeah, mm-hmm. 471 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,431 All right, I'm heading out. 472 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,832 Need a lift? 473 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,600 Uh, no, thanks, I... 474 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,836 I-I've got my wife's minivan. 475 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,104 -Don't make any jokes. -No, that's all right. 476 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,842 In my day, driving a van meant you were cool. 477 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,779 -Yeah? -Yeah, that or a serial killer. 478 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,514 See you tomorrow? 479 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,916 -Hmm? -Okay. 480 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,152 Uh... 481 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,502 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 482 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,438 with a big thank-you to everyone who's watched these vlogs, 483 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,974 all 194 of them. 484 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,277 I'm not gonna lie-- you got great taste. 485 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,178 But I also wanted to thank everyone who's not watching, 486 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,481 because they're probably out making something, 487 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,350 building something, doing something, fixing something. 488 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,986 For too many people, the only thing they know 489 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,654 is how to make an excuse. 490 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,990 "It was too hard." "Didn't feel good." 491 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,125 "They sent the wrong part." 492 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,296 I've been thinking a lot about makers and takers, you know? 493 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,964 Because I had something very valuable taken from me. 494 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,233 Somebody took my truck. 495 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:38,838 Ten years of attention to detail-- poof, gone. 496 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,175 It's an empty feeling, like when John Elway retired. 497 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,346 Wow. Am I sad? Yeah, I'm sad. 498 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,081 And I did what I always do eat some pork 499 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,183 and remember Ronald Reagan-- 500 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,152 the Gipper-- and the verse he quoted 501 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,823 when he lost the 1976 GOP nomination. 502 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,693 "Though I am hurt, I am not slain. 503 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,763 "I lay me down to bleed a while. 504 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,165 Then I'll rise and fight again." 505 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,268 I loved every moment of that show... 506 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,037 I mean truck. 507 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,940 It was a classic from a simpler, happier time. 508 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,243 You know... the truck. 509 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,546 And that's something that can't be stolen from me. 510 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,616 What kind of punks steal other people's stuff? 511 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,052 Make something yourself, men. 512 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,220 My mother was right. She always quoted 513 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,590 this famous comedian-- and I can't remember his name-- 514 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,058 who said, "Men are pigs. 515 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,926 Oh, oh, oh." 516 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,562 Baxter out. 517 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,029 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 518 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,698 and TOYOTA. 519 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,569 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 36877

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