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Okay, the girls are asleep.
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I can't believe how long it took
Kyle and Ryan to get them home.
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Oh, I can.
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They were having
way too much fun in that tent.
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It's kind of weird when
the toddlers are the ones going,
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"Can't we go home now?"
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Kyle has an innocence about him,
which I happen to love.
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You know, a lot of guys
would've thought it was weird
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-to start dating me
after dating my sister.
-Mm-hmm.
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Wait... what?
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Well, you know, it's not
as outrageous as it sounds.
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Kris dated Ryan
and then they broke up...
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Yeah, and then Dad
tried to set up Mandy and Kyle.
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And then Kyle
started dating Kris.
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And then Ryan came back
and Mandy dated Kyle.
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And then Ryan
went back to dating Kris.
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-And then I dated Kyle...
What?
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No, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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Well, one thing's for sure,
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Kyle was bound to be a Baxter.
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Because I think we all know
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who he's really in love with,
you know?
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Dad.
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Where'd he go?
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Oh, that's his superpower.
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He can escape conversations
in a single bound.
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Mike, where are you?
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-Mike. Mi... Oh, God!
-Right here.
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Mike.
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Well, I was hoping to find
you in here. Just, it's...
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-it's been such
a great night and...
-Yeah.
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I wanted more of it.
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With you, with you. I mean,
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gosh, how lucky are we?
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-Very lucky.
-Yeah.
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Well, you know what I was doing,
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I was clearing out
my glove compartment
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to make room for something
that's really important to me.
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That's very sweet,
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but, honestly, I don't think
I'd fit in there.
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-Remember the guy
I bought the truck from?
-Yeah.
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-Well, he died.
-Oh.
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Well, I don't think
he'd fit in there, either.
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Actually he was cremated,
so I think
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there would be room
for him in there.
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Mm, all right. Touché.
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I talked to his family
and they found a box
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of all the original paperwork
on this truck,
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and in there was
the original bill of sale.
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Wow, wow.
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The original bill of sale.
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This is what I love about you.
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You get excited for stuff for me
even though
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you have no idea
what I'm talking about.
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Look, I-I may not know all
the little nitty-gritty details,
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but I do sincerely
love this truck.
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She loves you back.
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Don't you, baby?
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You know what,
anything that makes you happy
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-makes me happy, mm.
-Mm.
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Well, this makes me really
happy, not just happy.
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'Cause it's, like,
the final piece of the puzzle
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to make this
a perfect restoration.
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It's like the final brushstrokes
of the Sistine Chapel.
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Mm, well, well, hey,
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I mean, the Sistine Chapel's
pretty great,
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but it didn't drive
the two of us to Grand Lake.
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-To Grand Lake.
What a trip, what a trip.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Well, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Emailed me back.
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Looks like
they're gonna say yes.
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No, no.
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What? What's the matter?
What, do they want more money?
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No, they sold it
to somebody else.
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What?! I mean,
who-who would want this?
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You said it wasn't worth
anything to anybody else.
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I'll give you a hint.
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He talks
like this. He comes over
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and he always
makes a noise like that.
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Buzz Lightyear with a cold?
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So the monkey says, "You put
it in, you pull it out."
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-Ah, that's a... Oh.
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Good morning, Baxter.
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I was just out in the parking
lot admiring your truck.
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Uh, amazing restoration.
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But it's just
so close to perfect.
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Great jokes, great jokes.
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Before you get any more jokes,
remember,
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that chin makes
a really big target.
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How did you even know
about the bill of sale?
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You blabbed about it as soon
as you heard from them.
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You talk about finishing
that truck
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more than you talk
about your kids.
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I talk about my kids a lot.
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They just don't win
as many awards as the truck.
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Why do you want
the bill of sale?
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Uh, I think it's obvious,
isn't it?
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You want it because I want it.
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Whoa, are we in
a church basement?
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'Cause I think I just heard
somebody yell, "Bingo!"
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All right, all right, all right.
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How much do you want?
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You know, I mean, come on,
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I mean, to find
the original bill of sale
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for a vehicle that old--
that's-that's...
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that's very rare.
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I understand that, you viper.
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Okay, look,
just to get this over with,
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I'll go to my maximum amount.
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I'll give you...
I will give you $500.
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Got to say no.
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S... Seven fifty.
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That's not what I'm thinking.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right, I give up.
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Cut the crap, you win, you win.
Go ahead, you win.
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What do you want?
How much do you want for it?
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I want nothing.
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I want to give it to you.
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What kind of a sick game
is this?
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Look...
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every time
you look at that truck,
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you're gonna remember that it
was finally completely restored
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-by your best friend Joe.
-No, no, no, no....
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$10,000.
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It's our bond, for life.
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20 grand?
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-Eh...
-Here you go, Mikey boy.
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Huh? That's my new
best friend name for you.
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And you can call me Joey boy.
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I-I would give you $50,000.
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That was such a nice dinner
tonight, hon. Thank you.
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Listen, you deserve to have me
make your dinner every night.
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Not gonna happen,
but you deserve it.
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Aw.
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Well, uh, as much as I'd like
to think it was me,
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I'd bet it has more to do
with your truck and her...
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original bill of sale.
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Wow, sexy pickup truck talk.
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It's getting to be quite
a night, huh?
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You know, I don't want
to jinx anything,
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but everything has just been
so perfect lately.
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You know what's perfect?
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-This shower's got room
for two people.
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That worked?
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Oh, great.
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It's bedtime and some idiot's
alarm is going off.
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Coming through.
That's not an idiot.
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That's my car alarm.
That's the truck.
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What? What, aren't you gonna
go down and turn it off?
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No need to go down there.
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It's driving down the street.
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How could somebody
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steal a truck that quickly?
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I agree with Officer King.
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It was obviously professionals.
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Yeah, maybe
if I had professionals
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put my car alarm on,
that would've worked.
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The alarm worked.
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-I-I heard it all the way
over at my house.
-I-I know.
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I'm sorry,
I'm-I'm just so angry.
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Yeah, I know
this is hard, Baxter.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, honey.
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I know how much
that truck meant to you.
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I've had that truck ten years.
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That's longer than I've done
improvement on this home.
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But, I mean, wasn't there
some-some kind
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-of tracking device
you guys installed?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, but...
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-But what?
-We're getting no GPS signal,
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which means somehow they figured
out how to disable it?
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Yeah, well, meaning what?
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Meaning the truck is no longer
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on the network.
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Stupid network.
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Stupid, stupid network.
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Well, may-maybe
there's another network
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you could find it on.
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It's not the way
it works, honey.
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Actually, I've heard of that
happening before.
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I'm not holding my breath.
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Okay, thank you,
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Officer.
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-Nothing yet.
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They say only one in five
stolen cars gets recovered.
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But that's just cars.
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Maybe trucks are different.
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We are gonna beat those odds.
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Uh, where's Dad?
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We want to give him
our social media update.
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Uh, in a helicopter.
Apparently he has a friend
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who works for traffic
for Channel Five.
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Oh, Channel Seven is way better.
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They have that Accu-Traffic
Meter. But this is good.
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So, what's the update?
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Um, well, we posted photos
on both of our profiles.
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And so far, people have
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zero trucks to give.
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Get it?
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Yes, that's hilarious.
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You know... wh... You know what,
just-just, um, put a picture
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-of the truck on the Outdoor Man
Twitter feed.
-Okay.
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Told you she wouldn't like
the "zero trucks" thing.
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So, Joe.
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-What are we looking at?
-Really?
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Look, I know you grew up
with GPS on your phone,
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but this is what
the rest of us call a map.
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Okay, uh, what are the pins for?
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Okay, the pins represent
every chop shop
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in the Denver area, okay?
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If your dad's truck is being
stripped down for parts,
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it's at one of these pins.
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-Nice work, Joe. Yes.
-Well, hey, it...
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I take it personally, you know?
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I mean, the bill of sale
I gave him is in that truck.
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It was the symbol of our union
and somebody stole our union.
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Yeah. I think that's what
he's most upset about.
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-Oh... yeah.
-Hey.
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-Still no IDs from Mike's
surveillance cameras.
-Oh, man.
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Those guys wore masks,
they were fast,
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they were good.
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Uh, how are Ryan and Kyle doing
with their podcast?
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Well, I disapprove
of the term "nerd alert,"
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-but they are literally
alerting the nerds.
-Hm.
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Emergency pod, emergency pod.
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This is Ry-Ry and Ky-Ky,
the Sci-Fi Guy-Guys,
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coming at you
with a live podcast.
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If you are anywhere
within the sound of my voice,
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we are looking for a green 1956
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F100 pickup.
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And if you have any information
on the whereabouts
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of this truck,
you will be rewarded
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with an autographed copy
of volume one, issue 22
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of Dr. Calamity.
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BOTH
"Diagnosis Chaos."
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Okay, listen up, guys, listen.
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Yeah, I'm putting out
a press release
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for the safe return
of Mike's truck.
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Oh, well, that's
very nice of you, Ed.
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-But, wow!
-Mm-hmm.
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I mean, that, this is
a heck of a lot of money.
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Don't worry,
I'm not gonna give it to them.
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No, the reward
is to lure the thieves here.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Right? And then...
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beat the crap out of them,
because they're not gonna
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-get away with this...
-Okay, Ed, Ed, listen, listen.
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I-I know you're trying to help,
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but, um, generally,
rewards just tend to...
248
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,909
well, they lead to
false tips, you know?
249
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,779
-Oh, right.
-Yeah, Ed, maybe-maybe
you can get some of your friends
250
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,081
to help, you know?
251
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,850
You know, peoplewho know
people.
252
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,418
You know what I mean?
253
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,121
Chuck, that offends me.
That's really offens...
254
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,190
What makes you think
I know the kind
255
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,758
of people
that you're describing?
256
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,960
-Hey, man, I-I...
-I mean, it's,
yeah, right, sure.
257
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,028
Yeah, yeah.
258
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,362
I'll give them a call.
259
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,302
Sweetheart, sweetheart,
come on.
260
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,569
You got to try to relax.
261
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,705
Just, why don't you
go do something,
262
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,739
take your mind off it?
263
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,307
Great.
You know what I'm gonna do?
264
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,208
I'm gonna head out
and work on my truck.
265
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,043
Oh, wait a minute.
266
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,913
Stop. Come on, you...
look, you've barely eaten,
267
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,414
you haven't slept.
268
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,049
I-I mean,
I'm-I'm worried about you.
269
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,118
Something I love in my life
has been taken from me,
270
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,886
and I just want to know
what happened to it. That's it,
271
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,321
that's it, I just want to know
what's going on with it.
272
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,756
-All right, all right.
273
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,758
-That's Chuck.
Hold on a second.
-Okay.
274
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,592
-Hey, Chuck, come on in.
-Hey, Baxter, Vanessa.
-Hey, hi. Yeah.
275
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,429
Listen, I don't like the look
on your face, unless you're
276
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,732
messing with me. Please say
you're messing with me.
277
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,802
I talked to my buddy
over at the Denver PD.
278
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,771
Saw some surveillance footage
of your truck being
279
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,673
pulled into a chop shop
yesterday.
280
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,409
They raided the place.
It's gone.
281
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,246
-Sorry, Baxter.
-I-I appreciate
282
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,581
-you doing all the work.
-Well, thanks.
Thanks for coming.
283
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,616
-Thanks.
-Yeah. See you guys later. Bye.
284
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,786
Okay.
285
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,291
-At least I know.
-All right, well,
286
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,794
um, uh, can I-can I
do something for you?
287
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,496
-Uh, you want to-you want to
take a walk or, uh, have a beer?
-Uh...
288
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,531
Uh, you know, hey, look,
w-why don't we sit down.
289
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,700
Let's just sit down in silence.
Come on, we'll sit down.
290
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,470
We'll sit here in, uh, in, uh,
in total silence.
291
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,473
Just right here like this.
Okay.
292
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,309
You know, I'm not very
good at this. I'm just...
293
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,478
All right. I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it.
294
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,980
I'm trying. I'll do it.
Okay.
295
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,148
I'm okay.
296
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,483
Oh, Mike, come on, it's me.
297
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,051
You don't have to pretend.
Come on.
298
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,220
No, I don't know why, but...
299
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,055
I'm okay with this.
300
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,523
-I'm okay.
-Really?
301
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,992
Yeah.
302
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,493
All right, well, good, good.
303
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,628
I-I'm glad you're okay.
Good.
304
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,665
Because I am not!
305
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,572
You know, I don't know why,
but I'm okay with that, too.
306
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,081
Honey, what's going on?
307
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,483
I'm upset about the truck, too.
308
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,253
I mean, I-I was so worried
about you before
309
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,722
that I-I ignored
my own feelings, and then I...
310
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,258
I don't know,
it all just rushed in.
311
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,759
You really liked that truck?
312
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,661
You know, my memory serves,
it was always you going,
313
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,832
"Dinner's ready.
Enough with the truck."
314
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,367
No, no, no, no.
But then, sometimes
315
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,537
we'd wind up sitting
out there together,
316
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,772
-and, uh, and we'd talk.
-Mm-hmm.
317
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,441
I don't know,
something about the...
318
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,844
the engine fumes
opened you up.
319
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,411
Well, if you enjoyed
those conversations,
320
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,547
I'm sure the brain damage
is worth it.
321
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,549
Uh, you know, but it wasn't
just being with you
322
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,051
when you worked on it.
323
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,353
I mean, when you... when
you traveled for Outdoor Man,
324
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,621
I would... I would...
I would sit out there
325
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,790
and just, um,
just listen to the radio.
326
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,792
It's a great radio.
It's vintage, you know.
327
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,028
Rounded fronts, sits
right under the ashtray there.
328
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,429
Or used to.
329
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,431
I felt close to you.
330
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,901
I mean, just, uh,
listening to our old songs
331
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,070
and having a glass of wine,
it just,
332
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,105
it felt like I was with you.
333
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,639
And then, uh...
334
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,242
I mean, now it's gone.
335
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,245
So you-you drank in my truck?
336
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,281
The point is
337
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,083
the truck mattered to me, too.
338
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,920
And, I mean, not just to me
but to-to the whole family.
339
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,223
So, everybody was drinking
in the truck?
340
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,292
Honey, look, I'm-I'm glad...
I'm glad you're okay.
341
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,994
-Really, really, I am, but...
-I am.
342
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,729
but I'm just saying,
it's gonna take the rest of us
343
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,498
a-a little time.
344
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,968
Huh.
So my... my truck gets stolen,
345
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,337
and I got to make
everybody else feel good.
346
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,776
Oh, oh.
Hey, Joe.
347
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,279
-Hiya. Thanks for coming.
-I'm sorry for your loss.
348
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,780
-You know, it was just...
-Well...
349
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,117
Feels like I'm at the age now
where all I do
350
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,653
-is go to truck memorials.
-Right. Come on in.
351
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,655
Hey, hey, oh.
Sorry I'm late.
-Oh, hey. Hi.
352
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,258
-I had to, uh, drop the girls
at the sitter.
-Oh, well, don't worry,
353
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,326
we haven't started yet.
354
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,860
-Oh, good. Okay.
-All right.
355
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,497
Uh, so we're all here
for a memorial for a truck?
356
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,966
Well, uh, yeah.
357
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,968
When you lose
something important,
358
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,037
it can sometimes
be hard to deal with, and...
359
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,639
and Mike thought
this might be a good chance
360
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,307
for everyone to say goodbye.
361
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,543
But it's a truck.
362
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,811
Yeah, well, don't-don't
think of it as a truck.
363
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,681
Think of it as something
this group was involved with
364
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,317
for ten years. I mean, look,
Mike may have been in charge,
365
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219
but-but we all played a part.
366
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,555
Eh, seems like a stretch.
367
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,992
All right, well, we're
doing this, so get over it.
368
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,195
Hey, everybody, come on, uh,
come on, please take your seats.
369
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,197
-Good.
-Uh, come on, let's sit down,
everybody. Come on, you guys.
370
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,565
-Hey. Hi.
-Hey, hey, hey. Hi.
371
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,500
I really appreciate
you guys coming in.
372
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,035
This is just
a little memory session,
373
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,670
kind of say...
say goodbye to something
374
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,338
that's been part of our lives
for ten years.
375
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,140
And anybody who wants to start,
376
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,209
just no bummers,
no bummers, all uplifting.
377
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,677
-Anything? Kyle.
-Uh...
378
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,346
-All right. I'll go.
-Good.
379
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,182
Nope, not ready.
380
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,850
Kris, come on,
something about the truck.
381
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,187
Oh, yeah, um, okay.
I'll always remember that truck,
382
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,522
-because it reminds me of Dad.
383
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,224
It was hard to get started, uh,
384
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,326
and real loud once it did.
385
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,927
There you go.
All right.
386
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,862
Um, okay.
387
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,899
At first,
I didn't care about this truck,
388
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,902
and then I... saw
how much effort you put into it
389
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,171
and how much it meant to you...
390
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,372
No bummers!
No... Hey!
391
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,408
-No bummers!
-Okay, okay!
392
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,877
It was a pretty green.
393
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,014
Wasn't it?
394
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,717
Hey.
Uh, when I first moved here,
395
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,220
I was scared
to talk to Mr. Baxter.
396
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,954
But then Mandy told me,
397
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,025
"If you can't think of something
to talk about with my dad...
398
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,560
ask him about his truck."
399
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,896
Until yesterday,
that was good advice.
400
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,897
Thanks.
401
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,234
-All right, Kyle.
402
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,902
Still not ready.
403
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,739
Okay, all right,
all right, um...
404
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,807
I got to admit
I never got along with Baxter
405
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,576
till we started
working on that truck.
406
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,078
-What?
-Yeah.
407
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,480
I'm gonna miss that truck.
408
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,917
I'll go.
-Oh, okay. Ed.
409
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,488
I, uh, learned long ago
that vehicles come and go,
410
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,424
and-and it's best
not to get attached
411
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,126
to any particular one.
412
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:37,230
Right.
-I broke the rule with this one.
413
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,601
Oh, uh...
414
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,936
yeah, it was a nice truck.
415
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,774
Large carbon footprint.
416
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,810
-But, uh...
417
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,779
yeah, it was a nice truck.
418
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,015
As many of you know...
419
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,519
I provided the final,
perfect piece to this project.
420
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,621
Although it's over now,
421
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,124
the bond I formed with Mike...
422
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,293
will last forever.
423
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,929
Actually, they stole that, too,
Joe. Now, sit down.
424
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,266
All right, Kyle, you get
one more chance, so let's go.
425
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,802
Three, two, one.
Go, baby.
426
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,107
I don't want it to be gone.
427
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,975
-So that's it? We should go eat?
uh, no, no, no.
428
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,677
Wait, there's, uh,
there's one more.
429
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,979
-Just, uh, here we go.
-Oh.
430
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,615
-Hey, Eve!
Hi! Eve!
431
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,650
Hey, everybody!
432
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,519
Hi, guys!
433
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,321
Hey, Dad.
434
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,323
I'm sorry I couldn't be there.
435
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,158
--I really, really wanted to be.
-I
436
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,327
Mom, could you... could you
stop shaking the screen?
437
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,529
-I mean,
I'm getting really nauseous.
-Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, I'm...
438
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,297
-I'm just a little emotional.
439
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,798
Go ahead. Sorry.
440
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,667
I just want to say that...
441
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,702
I loved that truck, too.
442
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,739
I don't really
show emotion much...
443
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,209
...ever, but...
444
00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,313
...I'm gonna really miss
working on it with you.
445
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:06,186
Those were some
of the best times of my life.
446
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,024
So yeah,
447
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,026
that's pretty much
what I've been up to.
448
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,863
-I can't believe
you broke the sound barrier.
-I know. I mean,
449
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,898
I've broken wind,
I've-I've shattered glass,
450
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,401
but I've never
broken the sound barrier.
451
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:26,038
-nyway, I got to get up at 0500,
-A
and for you civilians,
452
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,040
-that's early.
453
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,709
All right.
Well, love you, sweetie.
454
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,711
-Go save America.
We love you so much.
-Yeah.
455
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,913
Hey, Kyle, come on, baby.
It's time to go.
456
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,883
Okay, uh, ten more minutes.
457
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,252
That's what you said
ten minutes ago.
458
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:42,189
Yeah, but we mean it this time!
459
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,292
-God, I can't believe
you used to date both of them.
460
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,296
So you think you're gonna
find another car to work on?
461
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,563
I don't know, I don't know.
462
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,265
Maybe.
Maybe not.
463
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:56,303
Right now I just
want to enjoy this moment
464
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,637
with all of you.
465
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,472
Mm.
466
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,742
Come on.
467
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,584
What's so funny?
468
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,785
You don't want to know.
469
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,754
Probably not.
470
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,225
Ooh. That...
Yeah, mm-hmm.
471
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,431
All right, I'm heading out.
472
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,832
Need a lift?
473
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,600
Uh, no, thanks, I...
474
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,836
I-I've got my wife's minivan.
475
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,104
-Don't make any jokes.
-No, that's all right.
476
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,842
In my day, driving a van
meant you were cool.
477
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,779
-Yeah?
-Yeah, that or a serial killer.
478
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,514
See you tomorrow?
479
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,916
-Hmm?
-Okay.
480
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,152
Uh...
481
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,502
Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
482
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,438
with a big thank-you to everyone
who's watched these vlogs,
483
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,974
all 194 of them.
484
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,277
I'm not gonna lie--
you got great taste.
485
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,178
But I also wanted to thank
everyone who's not watching,
486
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,481
because they're probably
out making something,
487
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,350
building something, doing
something, fixing something.
488
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,986
For too many people,
the only thing they know
489
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,654
is how to make an excuse.
490
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,990
"It was too hard."
"Didn't feel good."
491
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,125
"They sent the wrong part."
492
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,296
I've been thinking a lot about
makers and takers, you know?
493
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,964
Because I had something
very valuable taken from me.
494
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,233
Somebody took my truck.
495
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:38,838
Ten years of attention
to detail-- poof, gone.
496
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,175
It's an empty feeling,
like when John Elway retired.
497
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,346
Wow. Am I sad? Yeah, I'm sad.
498
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,081
And I did what I always do
eat some pork
499
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,183
and remember Ronald Reagan--
500
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,152
the Gipper--
and the verse he quoted
501
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,823
when he lost
the 1976 GOP nomination.
502
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,693
"Though I am hurt,
I am not slain.
503
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,763
"I lay me down to bleed a while.
504
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,165
Then I'll rise
and fight again."
505
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,268
I loved every moment
of that show...
506
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,037
I mean truck.
507
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,940
It was a classic
from a simpler, happier time.
508
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,243
You know... the truck.
509
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,546
And that's something
that can't be stolen from me.
510
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,616
What kind of punks
steal other people's stuff?
511
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,052
Make something yourself, men.
512
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,220
My mother was right.
She always quoted
513
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,590
this famous comedian--
and I can't remember his name--
514
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,058
who said, "Men are pigs.
515
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,926
Oh, oh, oh."
516
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,562
Baxter out.
517
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,029
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00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,698
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00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,569
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