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You can't ignore me forever, Sebas.
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Smile!
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-At least let me explain.
-Facing each other, please.
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Will that change the fact
that you ruined our relationship
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and that you're also ruining
my only chance to revive my career?
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Choke him, please.
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-Adán called me.
-And you accepted.
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Yes, because I need to talk to you,
not to bother you.
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Intentions don't matter.
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I want to help you.
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If you want to help, you should be loyal.
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Fine, fine. I understand.
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-Now, please, let me talk.
-Raise the weapons.
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Please leave me alone
on the only week I don't have to see you.
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Show your weapons.
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I feel terrible too, Sebas.
Let me talk to you, okay?
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Foot up and kiss.
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I won't talk to you
until they yell "action."
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Goodbye, Lucía.
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HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE
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This is a huge cake
for a big-ass bachelor's party.
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Okay!
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Lord Boobies.
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I finished his Tinder profile.
I said he's a vegan.
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-Cool, women are into that.
-They love it.
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Tinder is crap.
You can't connect through an algorithm.
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Relax, Fabiana. Not everybody likes
to pick up dates at libraries.
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Of course, you'd have to know how to read.
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Mafer, where should I put this?
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I told you 20 times. On the table.
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Kids, concentrate.
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I devoted eight hours to this
for Sebastián to get over Lucía.
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Don't worry about him.
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After tonight, he'll be too busy
to think about Lucía.
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Why?
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He'll be fucking a lot!
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-It's ready.
-Hey, the cake goes on that table.
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There are nine tables, sorry. Okay?
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-What's up? Are you ready?
-Yes.
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Everyone knows what to do?
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-Obviously.
-Yes.
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If you won't do this for Sebastián,
just do it for me.
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-Why for you?
-If something hurts him, it kills me.
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Really?
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I don't see what's so funny.
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These are cool.
Hold them from the bottom.
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No, Lorenza.
I don't know why you allowed it.
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You're my manager,
why did you accept?
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-Sur--!
-Listen up, I'll make it quick.
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This is my opportunity. No!
You don't get it. I don't care, bye.
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Surprise!
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What's going on?
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Welcome to your re-bachelor party.
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-Okay.
-For your new life, dude.
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Come on!
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What the fuck, man?
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-Come on, Fabiana!
-Sorry.
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You nearly killed him,
you can't pull these pranks.
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-I didn't buy the confetti.
-Holy shit, Fabiana.
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-Are you okay?
-Besides getting hit by confetti,
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Lucía is trying to ruin my life.
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She had the main actress fired
so she could get the part.
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I can't believe that bitch. Eat something.
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Relax, I don't think
she did it on purpose.
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In any case, your life has to go on.
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What would you do in my shoes?
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Me? I would work on myself,
go to therapy.
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Ask my inner child,
"What's wrong, why are you crying?"
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The important thing is that you're single.
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That means less crying and more fucking.
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-Check it out.
-Are you serious?
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-A Tinder account in my name?
-Yes, this is for you.
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It was hard work,
we invested in it. Enjoy it.
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-Eight hours.
-You look good in that photo, dude.
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You guys are shitting me.
Where did you get these?
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They're from my old portfolio.
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Your best time, you look great.
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You look perfect.
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We analyzed a bunch of profiles
and those are the best options.
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The best. And only two who matched.
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You have a new message, man.
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It's from Beatriz.
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If Beatriz wrote, the other one will too.
That's how it works.
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How do you know, Daniel?
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I heard.
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The other girl will message you.
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-Beatriz wrote to you.
-Yeah, that's good for starters.
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I'm not ready for this,
I'm not in the mood.
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You have to use technology.
Nowadays, hooking up is a cinch.
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Once I got a girl, and all I had to do was
send her an eggplant and unicorn emoji.
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We didn't exchange any words.
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-This is the future, man!
-And...
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Don't waste your matches,
you never know when it's the last one.
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You have to go out
and forget about Lucía.
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Okay. Okay, right.
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On one condition.
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That you go with me.
I'm not going alone.
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Don't be stupid,
you're acting like a child.
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You're Sebastián Ybarra,
international movie star.
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Believe it, dude!
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Wait a minute. We could all go out...
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-but not together.
-Yeah!
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You and Mafer will get a migraine
and cancel at the last minute.
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Listen, buddies. Attention.
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We're all going together in support
of our buddy Sebi who needs us.
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Should I write, send an emoji?
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-Send the dick pic now or...?
-No!
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Calm down, champ.
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The only important thing here, the golden
rule is, don't talk about your ex.
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Never talk about my ex.
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It's my first date
since I broke up with my ex.
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Is this the first time
you've gone out through Tinder?
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Forget Tinder, this is the first time
I've gone out, period.
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My friends opened my account.
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Sorry for interrupting.
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I know that you're having dinner, but
this crazy chick wants a photo with Teo.
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-Will you take it?
-Sure.
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Make sure it's a good photo,
for my FB page.
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Okay.
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Smile.
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Thank you, darling.
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Imagine what I'm going to do
with this picture.
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Bon appétit, have a good time.
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What's up? How did it go?
Is he nervous?
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I can't believe you're buddies with
the poor, broken-hearted Teo from Dumped.
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You should have said so before.
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He's been my best friend
since we were little.
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Yes, but I didn't believe you, dear.
At all.
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For me, a glass of champagne
and a diet soda as a chaser.
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And for you?
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I... A glass of water, please.
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-Are you famous or something?
-No. She thought I was someone else.
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-What are you searching for?
-Nothing.
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Maybe we can continue our dinner
without our phones.
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People think that phones connect,
but they actually disconnect us.
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Teo, from Dumped.
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"She cheated. Sebastián Ybarra
loses it at the premiere."
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That's fake news.
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Should I believe you
or the six million views?
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If you don't mind, I'd like you to respect
my privacy and my past.
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Let's talk about...
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About us.
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There is no "us."
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Are you a YouTuber?
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Good evening. Table for two?
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-Yes, thank you.
-Follow me.
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I don't drink because I work out
early every morning.
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Please, come in.
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Yo, bitch!
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Thought we wouldn't come?
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We go out on Tuesdays too, Fish.
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-Who's this?
-Two very good friends.
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This is Melodi, we met on DrugWags.net.
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-Hi.
-What's up?
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Oh, that's great.
156
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Yeah.
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-Fish!
-Coming.
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Yes. I'm going.
See you later, I'm going with her.
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I'm glad you came
to have fun on a Tuesday.
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-Fish!
-Coming, coming!
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-A bottle of tequila.
-Daniel, a bottle?
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Are we boring people?
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No. I can't believe
they thought we wouldn't come.
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-Are we really like that?
-No.
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-Cheers, love.
-Cheers.
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So they stop saying
that we get migraines.
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Damn them.
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-Hey, Lina.
-Hello.
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-Is my table ready?
-Sure, Gon.
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-Thanks.
-Welcome to the Arango.
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This is my spot. It's very low-key,
but they have the best tapas,
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and the chef is a close friend of mine.
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See? They know what I like.
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And any minute now...
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Like a Swiss watch, damn it.
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Try it, enjoy it, savor it.
You're in heaven, Francesca.
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You may take photos. Just don't tag me
because I'm an extremely private person.
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Well, I'm an actor.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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-Can I ask you a question?
-Sure, sure.
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Is it hard to cry on cue?
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-Not that hard.
-Come on, cry.
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It's not that easy either.
It's like...
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It's an acting process,
you have to think of something emotional,
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something that makes you think of...
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Like my whore of an ex
who fucked a guy on a balcony.
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Let's talk about something else.
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No, don't worry. I'm fine.
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But she wasn't fine. If she'd been fine,
she wouldn't have fucked a dude on a balcony.
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Maybe you didn't listen to her.
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It did hurt me.
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Because I love her, you know?
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I used to love her. I did.
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But I also hate her.
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I hate her. And I don't know
if I'll ever forgive her.
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Use all those feelings... to cry.
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It's a great place, right?
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Welcome.
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Do you have a table
closer to that side?
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They're all reserved.
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-Fabiana?
-Hey.
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It's been so long.
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You look great without braces.
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How rude of me.
I'm Gonzalo Torres, this is Francesca.
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-My pleasure.
-Likewise.
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I'm Professor Berberto Strung.
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-It's a pleasure, professor.
-Will you join us for an appetizer?
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No, they want to be alone.
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Maybe we can join you later, professor.
Thank you.
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Please.
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What a gentleman!
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-Don't start, creep.
-Okay.
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Hey, Mafer.
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-Can I tell you something?
-Go ahead.
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Something.
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You're wasted.
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Seriously now.
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We can't turn into Sebastián and Lucía...
219
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No. I swear, we won't.
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I swear.
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I can't turn into Lucía,
and you can't turn into Sebastián.
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-That's--
-Hey.
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Are you okay? Totally wasted.
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Fuck, yeah, so they don't think
we're boring. Team "Dafer."
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Fuckers.
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Okay.
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Quick. I said I was going to the bathroom,
she'll think I took a dump.
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One, she tried to make me cry.
Two, I keep talking about Lucía.
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It's been like that all night.
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Sebas, listen.
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Beatriz is your amuse-bouche.
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She's here to rinse from your lips
the bitter taste of Lucía.
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-What is that?
-You have to be firm,
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don't show any weakness.
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On the contrary.
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Show that you're vulnerable, that
you're in a totally screwed-up situation.
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We women love men
who are in touch with their feelings.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay.
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Just a minute.
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Vulnerability...
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without weakness.
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-Yes, yes!
-Okay.
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That's my champ!
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What's up, professor?
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-Go ahead.
-After you.
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00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,100
No.
248
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,430
After you.
249
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,976
So what, are you dating Fabiana?
250
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,850
Yes, she's a smart young woman.
251
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,267
Exactly. She's kind of young for you.
252
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,976
Intellect has no age.
253
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,606
I bet you're married.
254
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,105
I'm a widower.
255
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,124
Sorry, I apologize.
256
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,239
-Any other questions?
-No.
257
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,243
Well...
258
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,169
We started off on the wrong foot.
259
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,126
I was vulnerable, that's all.
260
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,259
But I'd really like to get to know you.
261
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,339
Your profile said you're a chocolatier.
Want to order dessert?
262
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,932
That means I make chocolate.
263
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,100
Of course, of course.
264
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,640
I own a brand of organic cocoa.
265
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,524
A fair-trade crop.
266
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:33,517
Give me your link to put on my
social media and we can promote it.
267
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,023
No.
268
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,198
-Are you really on Tinder?
-Constantly.
269
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,740
Aren't we, like, on a date?
You and me?
270
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,544
Yeah. But nowadays we can't waste time.
271
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,789
Besides, you won't cry.
272
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,120
Make me some chocolate.
273
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,455
Will you cry now?
274
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,756
-Why do you insist?
-Because you're an actor.
275
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,300
I didn't choose to be hurt.
276
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:06,184
Lucía had a thousand ways to tell me
that she was done
277
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,223
and she chose the lamest.
278
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,352
Damn it.
279
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,395
I thought you were gonna cry this time.
280
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,529
Well... I'll be right back.
281
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,450
I've come to the conclusion
282
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,955
that every human relationship
is subjective.
283
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,788
Nobody hurts or is hurt.
284
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,543
We are all simply intoxicated
by our egos,
285
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,047
which block us from loving...
286
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,469
-selflessly and periodically...
-Selflessly and periodically...
287
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,589
-in the brief times of love.
-in the brief times of love.
288
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,640
-To me, you are...
-Say it.
289
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,400
I don't know, you're like the Plato
of human relationships.
290
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,700
The girl is on Tinder.
This isn't working.
291
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,372
It's the story of my life.
292
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,411
Don't let her intimidate you, darling.
293
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,214
We women like dudes who dominate us.
294
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:19,460
-That's right, bro.
-Who make us sweat in passion.
295
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:24,380
Seduce her like a real "macho"
and she'll fall for you, I bet my mother!
296
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,009
That's what I was about to say.
297
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,675
-Then I have to dominate her.
-Dominate her.
298
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,806
-Seduction... with passion.
-With passion.
299
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,311
Yeah! Yeah.
300
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,646
Do it, honey.
301
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,954
We can keep talking if you want.
302
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:51,909
Hello, chick.
303
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,286
You know what the problem is?
304
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,331
We're repressing sexual tension.
305
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,575
-Sexual tension?
-Fuck, yeah.
306
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:04,671
No. I literally don't feel it.
307
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,256
I'm going to turn you on.
308
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,221
Okay.
309
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,801
Whatever you snorted, I want some too.
310
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,767
I'm going to give you takeout, cowgirl.
311
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,392
Cowgirl?
312
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,725
Okay, okay.
313
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,022
Now it's me who needs the restroom.
Excuse me.
314
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:35,334
Why do some people lose the flame
in their relationship?
315
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,874
I don't know, but the worst part is
when they run out of wax.
316
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,418
Because then,
how can you relight that flame?
317
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,966
Why is the obsession with the flame
and not the wax?
318
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,010
I don't know, but...
319
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,809
people like us, who work on the wax,
320
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,218
don't get their flame blown out.
321
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,643
No way.
322
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,808
Our flame blew out, Daniel.
323
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,283
Do you have a lighter?
324
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,068
No. Do you?
325
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,112
No.
326
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,412
Too bad.
327
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,121
What?
328
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,285
No, just--
You don't understand anything.
329
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,924
It was only an analogy.
330
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,922
If wax is the base
and passion is the flame,
331
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,416
the lighter is desire.
332
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,627
What happens when there's no desire?
333
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,511
I don't get it.
334
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,426
I feel like we're in limbo.
335
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,226
We've lived together for some time,
336
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,311
but we're not married.
337
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,026
I think we've become comfortable,
accustomed and lazy.
338
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:51,645
And we're letting more
and more time go by in an impasse.
339
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,778
Mafer, we have to give it time.
340
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,489
Give it time?
341
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,423
Listen, he only wants to fuck you.
342
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,604
Thanks for the news. Me too.
343
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,640
He's using you.
344
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,016
Please don't ruin my date.
345
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,653
I'm just trying to help.
346
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,152
Shit. Thanks for helping me, "Dad."
347
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,357
I'm going to the restroom.
348
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,632
Are you all right, Mafer?
349
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,499
Fuck!
350
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,563
Why are you crying, girl?
351
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,718
Life. Daniel doesn't see himself
having a future with me.
352
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,638
How much did you two drink?
353
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,943
-Just a little.
-I think it was more than that.
354
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,071
We did it so you'd stop saying
that we're boring.
355
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,027
Are you all right?
356
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,737
-Great.
-Why are you crying?
357
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,243
I see I'm not the only one
with a lame date.
358
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,615
Oh, that's gross!
359
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,963
I'm an expert on vomit.
360
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,079
This will do wonders for you, want some?
361
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,170
-Anybody?
-No, thanks.
362
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,756
Go to hell, then.
363
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,048
Listen, Mafer.
364
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,269
Pharmacy for Mr. Berberto?
365
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,862
Yes, that's me.
366
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,519
-How nice of you.
-Excuse me.
367
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,202
ADULT DIAPERS
368
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,617
VIAGRA
369
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,809
I think you'll be needing these.
370
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,737
I tried to be dominant,
and she laughed at me.
371
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,531
-What now?
-Forget her.
372
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,445
You deserve better, dude. Whatever.
373
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,410
Thank you so much.
374
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:50,291
-I think I'm going to cry.
-That's a personal problem.
375
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,705
Hey, fuckers, where's Mafer?
I really screwed up with her.
376
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:54,955
What'd you do, man?
377
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:59,466
I'm drunk and said something stupid
about giving it time.
378
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,010
Hey, concentrate.
379
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,255
The thing is,
you and Mafer are the best couple I know.
380
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:09,388
Don't fuck it up. Go find her
and show her that you love her. Okay?
381
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,734
You're right.
382
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,863
-Do you have a lighter?
-I do. Here.
383
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,819
We have the wax, man.
384
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,072
We have the wax.
385
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:25,235
What? What's wrong with everyone?
What the hell was that?
386
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,576
Assholes...
387
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,714
I have to get rid of the professor.
388
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,209
Okay. Who is he, the damn professor?
389
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,421
That old geezer who's with Fabiana.
390
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,712
-Which one?
-Don't look now.
391
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,716
He took a Golden X with Ensure.
392
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,179
-Right in front of me!
-What?
393
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,849
Why don't you let Fabiana enjoy her date?
394
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,638
I don't trust that jerk.
He's taking advantage of Fabi.
395
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,854
He thinks he's slyer than Gonzo.
I need you to help me.
396
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,855
No. I'm the one who needs help,
that's why you're here.
397
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,478
-I could help you.
-Thanks, man.
398
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,566
Only you.
399
00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,029
But help me help you.
400
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,781
-Are you bribing me, Fish?
-Yes.
401
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,834
-How much?
-My bill plus 15 percent.
402
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,658
-Holy fuck, what did you order?
-Come on, man.
403
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,205
-At least pay the tip.
-All right!
404
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,631
-Okay.
-This is what we're going to do.
405
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,669
Give me advice with Beatriz
because this isn't working.
406
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:21,224
Sebastián, if your date doesn't work,
go home and jerk off.
407
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:24,139
-Like all normal people.
-Shit, that's your advice?
408
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,888
What can I say, man?
409
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,893
I think that's how your night will end.
410
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,515
It's not that bad either.
411
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,061
Just jack it.
412
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,854
I can't believe you guys.
413
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,475
-This is my idea...
-Here's the check!
414
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,526
-Stop ordering stuff!
-Just a minute.
415
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:46,031
Darling, remember I told you earlier that
at some point I'd ask you for a favor?
416
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,615
You want a threesome?
417
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:52,370
-No, you're going to help me.
-Exactly. Listen to him.
418
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,165
-Okay, then.
-This is the plan...
419
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,287
-How do I look?
-Good.
420
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,515
Darling, I'm sorry about what I said.
421
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,639
I didn't mean to hurt you.
422
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,556
I just don't want us
to end up alone and turned off...
423
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:18,557
without a flame.
424
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,435
That won't happen. You know why?
425
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,993
Because we have the flame.
426
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,907
María Fernanda Azpe,
427
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,116
will you marry me?
428
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:44,724
Yes.
429
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,314
-Did you throw up?
-No.
430
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,151
Shit!
431
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,153
Damn candle.
432
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,567
-Team Dafer, fuckers.
-Yeah!
433
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,367
That was fun,
I hope we can go out again sometime.
434
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,873
Thanks a lot for the invitation.
435
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,746
We don't have to lie, it really sucked.
436
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,544
We'll never go out again, will we?
437
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,707
-Unless you go viral again.
-Right.
438
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:28,514
-My ride is here.
-Who?
439
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,050
My second date.
440
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,307
Or did you think I'd finish the night
on such a low note?
441
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:36,808
Of course.
442
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:41,114
Well, I actually...
443
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,740
thought I'd have more time to...
444
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,278
I think I'm a good person, and...
445
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,992
You're cool, but...
446
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,906
I wanted to...
447
00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,874
-I just...
-See?
448
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,630
See? See how I can cry?
449
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,005
-Yes, you can!
-Yeah.
450
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,933
Do you want me to try
and cancel the second date?
451
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,259
No, there. I'm fine.
452
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,305
-Fine.
-All right, then.
453
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:24,436
Loser.
454
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,994
Why so early?
Is it past your bedtime?
455
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,534
No, we have to go.
456
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,447
Professor Berberto Strung!
457
00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,332
That's me. Good evening. Excuse me.
458
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,535
You don't remember me, jerk?
459
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:47,706
Just so you recall,
we fucked good and hard.
460
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:50,296
-Remember.
-You're confused, miss.
461
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,223
You're a stud, professor!
462
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,511
Fabiana, this isn't what you think.
463
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,766
Come on. Stop pretending
you didn't like it, wimp.
464
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,769
-You can't deny you were with me!
-You're wrong.
465
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:05,982
Hey, old man! Stop touching my woman!
466
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,565
This is a mistake. I don't know her.
467
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,991
What mistake, fucker?
468
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,859
What the hell is going on, Fish? You too?
469
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,278
What? You two know each other?
470
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,287
No!
471
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,658
What kind of sick friends do you have?
472
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,826
-They're screwing around.
-Fabiana.
473
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:26,245
I don't have time to waste
on immature kids.
474
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:27,995
I'm Berberto Strung.
475
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,546
It's never been so complicated
to get laid.
476
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,049
Really?
477
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,934
-I told you.
-Shut up!
478
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:38,971
Shall we? I know a new place,
and it's vegan.
479
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,600
Try growing some marbles.
480
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:44,274
You can't go off
with this creep, Francesca!
481
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,898
-You went too far, Gonzo.
-I did you a favor.
482
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,824
I don't need any favors from you.
483
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:55,412
He's a douche bag who wants to fuck you
just because you're his fan.
484
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:59,619
That's all I wanted too
because I'm his fan, stupid!
485
00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,502
Just so you know,
I'm not getting laid tonight either.
486
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,677
Hey, is the baby comfy enough?
487
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,898
Just... No.
488
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,895
No, sorry. I just came out for some air,
I didn't mean to...
489
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,574
You can get air away from my bike.
490
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:37,195
Yes. Sorry, I don't want any trouble.
I apologize.
491
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,527
Hey, I'm kidding!
492
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:43,248
-Bye, people!
-See you later.
493
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,079
Julieta, that's my name.
Do you have a name, baby face?
494
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,343
Yeah. Sebastián. Pleased to meet you.
495
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,336
Have you been crying, Sebastián?
496
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:57,393
Yes, I have, actually.
497
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,680
How cute. I love men who cry.
498
00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:02,353
-You do?
-I do.
499
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:06,018
-You're leaving?
-Yes.
500
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,979
-How can I find you?
-What?
501
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,768
-Give me your number?
-I don't have a phone.
502
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:15,647
-Your social media accounts, then.
-I don't have social media or anything.
503
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,579
How can I find you again?
504
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:27,540
I don't know. If we already coincided once,
we might run into each other again. Bye.
505
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,887
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