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--> C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud <--
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Yes, Kirk.
We sent them 2 samples.
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Good day, nurse. We have the therapy
for my patient downstairs?
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Ah, thank you.
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Dr. Berkholter,
code blue in OR 2-5-2.
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Dr. Berkholter.
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Dr. Berkholter,
code blue in OR 2-5-2.
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That's a code blue in OR 2-5-2.
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Dr. Berkholter,
where the hell are you?
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I am not fooling around.
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How's it going, Burt?
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Oh, boring as usual.
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Ah, you should be thankful
for small favors.
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Look at this.
Now, I would kill to be in the field.
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Burt...you have
the soul of a poet.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Won't be a minute.
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Wake up, Mr. Oliver.
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Come on, Mr. Oliver.
It's dinnertime.
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You don't wanna miss
your last meal, do you?
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The Joint Chiefs of Staff
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have decided to discontinue
the C.H.U.D. research project.
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The remaining C.H.U.D.
is being terminated as we speak.
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Sorry, Ted. Meeting adjourned.
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Ah, I'm not into chemical war.
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I agree.
I'm more of a nuke man, myself.
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Thank God.
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I'm disappointed in you, doctor.
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Had the C.H.U.D. research continued,
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we could have had the ultimate
in biochemical warfare,
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an enzyme that would allow
soldiers to go on fighting
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even after they were
clinically dead.
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I'm afraid I don't share
your enthusiasm, Colonel.
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The C.H.U.D. enzyme stimulated
the brain to a point of frenzy.
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They showed a lot of spunk.
That's all.
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Colonel Masters,
there was a reason
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that these creatures
were kept underground.
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For instance,
the little matter of the drug's...
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cannibalistic side effects.
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A small glitch.
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What the hell?
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What?!
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You sure?
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All right, we're on our way.
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What's the problem?
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The C.H.U.D.'s escaped.
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Escaped?! good God!
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All right, don't panic.
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Just remember,
we don't want to damage him.
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Just freeze him till we can get him
into the cryogenic chamber.
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All right, men. Move out.
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And ready?
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Aah!
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A--A cat.
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Raah!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
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All right,
that's enough, gentlemen.
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That's enough.
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We've got him.
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We've got him, haven't we?
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Yes, sir.
That's one frozen stiff.
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Ahem.
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What about that--that thing?
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No, no, no. He's not my problem now.
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If and when the project gets re-funded,
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I'll defrost him and give him
a jolt of electricity
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that'll shock the synapses
in the old noggin,
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and those enzymes
will get our buddy perking again.
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Well, what if the project
doesn't get re-funded?
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Whoa. Do not even think it.
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Now, in the meantime, we have to get
our sleeping beauty back there in limbo
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to the Winterhaven Center
for Disease Control.
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I never heard of the place.
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Government-funded research
center in some podunk town.
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And tomorrow, class,
I have a treat in store for you.
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We actually get to look at a cadaver
from Lee's Funeral Home.
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- Yecch!
- Come on!
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A dead body is nothing to be afraid of.
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Well now. Let's see how we're doing
with our experiments.
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Mr. Williams, I'm sure you'd be delighted
to seize this opportunity
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to elevate your perpetually
declining grade.
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Uh, of course I would, sir.
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Mr. Proctor, fellow students.
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Direct your attention, if you would,
to the frog before me.
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Poor Benjy here is completely
without the use of his back legs.
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Aww.
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I hate it when he does this.
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Is the frog really paralyzed?
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Miss Norton, are you following
Mr. Williams' experiment?
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Uh, yes, sir.
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Here today I will demonstrate
the essential symbiology.
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- Symbiosis.
- Between...
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have you guessed it?
Uh, Katie.
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Between electricity and life?
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Exactly.
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- Whoa!
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I noticed.
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- Don't do that.
- Don't--
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- Aah!
- Everybody out.
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Fire!
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Good thinking, Kev.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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I thought you loved school.
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This isn't school, Steve.
This is punishment.
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All school is punishment.
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Now I'm gonna get warts.
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So you wear a glove.
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I can't believe I let you
get me in these messes.
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What messes?
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You're a straight-A student.
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Besides, if it wasn't for me,
you'd never have any fun, man.
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You call this fun?
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Hey, at least he didn't suspend us.
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Sometimes I wish my life
were just a little more boring.
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Sure you do.
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You know, I think there's hope
for you yet, man.
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Between you and me,
we can really make it out there.
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Where?
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The world, Kev!
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Once we get out of this town,
there'll be no stopping us.
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Look, one's trying to get--
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One got away!
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Think about it.
With my energy and your brains...
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the world will cower at our feet.
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Will you cut it out?
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I can't see what I'm doing.
Cut it out.
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- Ow!
- You okay?
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Yeah, yeah. I just bumped into--
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Oh, shit.
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It's Mr. Proctor's dead guy.
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Stand back, doctor.
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Code blue.
Code blue.
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Don't do that.
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- Oh...
- Shit.
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What do we do now?
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Run!
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Hey, watch it!
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Brake!
- I don't think he can hear you, man.
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Oh he's heading for the highway
and picking up speed!
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Mr. Proctor's gonna know it was us.
He's gonna expel us.
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Or at least you.
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Come on!
Let's go!
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What the hell?
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Now what?
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Well, we--we got two choices here.
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I don't wanna hear this.
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We--We can just tell Mr. Proctor
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we sent his prize cadaver
north on highway 51...
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I don't wanna hear this.
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Or...
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we could find a replacement.
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- How's Mr. Oliver?
- Still dead, man.
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What are cops doing in a hospital?
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They're not cops, they're guards
and it's not a hospital.
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It's a disease control center.
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I knew that.
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Why don't we just tell Proctor
what happened?
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Have you no imagination?
Do you wanna flunk his class?
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Good point.
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Hey. What's that?
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Hello, beautiful.
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Doesn't he look too--
uh, too skanky?
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When you're dead,
you're skanky.
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It goes with the territory.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right. Let's just get him out
and get him dressed.
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Katie's waiting.
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Uh, since the bio lab's
gonna be locked,
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what do you say we leave him
at your house tonight, huh?
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No, and not at Katie's, either.
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You have to be the doctor.
You get the body.
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Right.
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KEVIN
God, this guy is beefy.
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Oh great, the guy dripped
all over the back seat.
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Ooh, he's oozing all over the place.
Slippery little devil, isn't he?
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Hold up your end.
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I guess this is what they mean
by ''dead weight.''
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Ha. Right.
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Shh.
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Steven, is that you?
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Uh, yeah, Mom.
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I brought Kevin home to help me,
uh, study.
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Oh, Kevin. Come on in.
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You keep them busy.
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I'll take him to the basement.
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Honey, it's Kevin.
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Huh? Oh, hi, Kev.
How are you doin'?
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Okay. Okay. Good.
Good.
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We are watching a wonderful program
on the Alaskan wilderness.
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- Yeah.
- You know what that is?
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- Snow.
- Right.
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How 'bout those guys?
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Penguins.
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No. Those are seals.
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Come on, Jasper, beat it.
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Shh.
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Keep it down, will you?
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Look at that.
Know what that is?
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- No, sir.
- Salmon.
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- Salmon.
- I love salmon.
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Just wait, Jasper. Tomorrow I'm bringing a pretty little
pit bull home for you, you little maggot.
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He'll turn you into dog chow
in a minute, you little--ohh!
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Penguins
often race among themselves.
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Oh, my goodness
isn't this a fascinating program.
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Penguins are known to be able to run at speeds
up to 20 miles per hour. . .
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especially during hunting season.
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Go, little guy.
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Well, you can't win them all.
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I think Jasper wants to go out.
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Don't get up. Uh, I'll let him out.
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- Well, thank you.
- Uh, thanks, Kevin.
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Who's that?
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No one.
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He is too.
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You're having a nightmare.
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I am not.
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You are too.
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You're still in bed,
and you're having a nightmare.
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The worst kind.
The kind that can become real.
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And if you don't forget it
and get back into your room,
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this boogeyman,
who's really not here,
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will come alive
and kill you in your sleep.
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God, I'm gonna hate myself for that
when I'm an adult.
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Steve.
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Steve.
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- Where is he?
- He's in there.
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- Oh, great!
- Shh.
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Keep your voice down, man.
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know. I don't know.
Let me think.
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Okay, we could keep him
in my room overnight.
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Now the trick is getting him out. . .
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Steven, are you through?
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Yeah, Mom.
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Well, I wanted to take my bath
before dinner, dear.
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Okay. I'll be out in a minute.
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Come quick, honey.
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The penguins are mating.
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All right, first we gotta drain that tub.
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I don't want my mother sitting
in some dead guy's bubble bath.
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Great plan.
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Hey, it's a start.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Err? Err?
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Aah!
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Is that rigor mortis?
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Raah! Err!
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Do you realize
what we have done here?
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I don't wanna think about it.
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We have discovered
the secret of life, pal.
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Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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It's gotta have something to do with
the ingredients of this bubble bath
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and the electrical current.
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Kevin, if we could analyze this...
256
00:15:20,645 --> 00:15:21,645
Kevin...
257
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,230
we could get an A in biology.
258
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:25,482
What are you talking about?
259
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:30,153
Steve, you have a live dead guy
lying in your bathroom.
260
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,372
Sitting in your bathroom.
261
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,166
Err!
262
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,418
This is great.
263
00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:50,131
Now, listen, we'll take our Mr. Stiff
down the back way, okay?
264
00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:51,508
We'll get him in the basement.
265
00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:52,717
It'll be a lot easier with him walking.
266
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,803
- Are you serious?
- Of course I am.
267
00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:56,972
Listen, man. Listen to me.
268
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:58,974
Go check to see if the coast is clear.
269
00:16:01,185 --> 00:16:02,268
Come on, Kevin!
270
00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:03,937
Life is an adventure, right?
271
00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:05,772
Come on. Go.
272
00:16:06,023 --> 00:16:07,273
Go, baby. Go.
273
00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:11,653
Am I having a nightmare, Kevin?
274
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,405
We both are.
275
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:18,493
That Eskimo
looks like he's wearing a--
276
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,329
Ah ha ha!
I thought he was wearing a tuxedo.
277
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,415
It's a penguin.
278
00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:36,594
The penguins
are off to a running start...
279
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:51,609
At times, they mistake
other species for their mates,
280
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:57,782
including polar bears, walruses and other
warm-blooded mammals. . .
281
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:00,577
especially during those long...
282
00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:01,703
You through, Steve?!
283
00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:05,415
Uh, yeah, Mom, but don't come up.
284
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,375
Uh, Jasper had an accident.
We're cleaning it up.
285
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,252
Who has a poodle nowadays,
anyway?
286
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,420
It's almost time for dinner.
287
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:11,796
Would Kevin like to stay?
288
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,007
Come on, man.
We gotta give Katie the good news.
289
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,300
What about our stiff?
290
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:17,510
We'll only be gone 20 minutes.
What could happen?
291
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:23,141
Uh, Mom, w-we're gonna
go have dinner with Katie.
292
00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,435
Well, don't stay out too late,
sweetheart.
293
00:17:25,436 --> 00:17:28,271
There's a wonderful special on TV
on the beginnings of life.
294
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,190
Did you clean that stuff up?
295
00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:31,274
Yeah, Dad.
296
00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:35,028
Uh, bye, Mrs. Williams.
Bye, Mr. Williams.
297
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:36,613
- See you, Kevin.
- Goodnight, Kevin.
298
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:37,614
Real sorry--
299
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,533
I hate dogs.
300
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,329
What's he sorry about?
301
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,580
I don't know, sweetheart.
302
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:46,790
It's not his poodle.
303
00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:57,717
I think we should alert the media.
304
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,177
I mean, we could
win a Noble for this.
305
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,512
It's No-bell.
306
00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:02,472
I knew that.
307
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,724
I think we should come clean,
308
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:07,060
tell Mr. Proctor we lost his body,
309
00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:09,646
and tell somebody a-about
our friend at your house.
310
00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:13,108
Steve, something is not right.
311
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,115
So what have we got?
312
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:23,368
Well, we have a videotape
of the kids who stole the body.
313
00:18:24,328 --> 00:18:25,787
It's probably a prank of some sort.
314
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,372
- You have license plates?
- Yeah.
315
00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,457
Then we should have no problem
tracking them down...
316
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,043
hopefully.
317
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,339
What is the, uh,
worst-case scenario?
318
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:38,925
Well, if the body's recovered--
319
00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,718
I asked for the worst case,
320
00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:42,595
not a Smurf story.
321
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:43,596
Worst case?
322
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,184
The body is somehow reanimated
and turns on its captors.
323
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,438
Jasper, puppy, puppy, puppy,
num-num.
324
00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,031
Sally!
325
00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:06,327
You know, Steve got cut from the team
because of academic probation
326
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:07,996
- I didn't know that.
327
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:13,293
Attention, all units,
we have a 1-7-6-2-3-9...
328
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,420
Hey.
329
00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:16,546
Hey.
330
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,672
Do we have news for you.
331
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,007
- What's that?
- Steve. . .
332
00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,426
No, it's a 4-0-9-7...
333
00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:28,183
How does he expect to go
into construction if he has no follow-through?
334
00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:30,101
Honey, maybe he'll grow out of it.
335
00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:31,895
You're going to ruin your digestion.
336
00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:33,146
Yeah, well...
337
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,149
I'll tell you, one more bad grade
and I'm grounding him.
338
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,153
It's only broccoli, sweetheart.
339
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,071
Oh. I was wondering what it was.
340
00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,036
Meat.
341
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,122
There's meatloaf on your plate.
342
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:52,790
I know that.
343
00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:22,070
Ahh! Ahh ahh ahh.
344
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,156
Err?
345
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,327
Ah.
346
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,337
Now, this Kevin, you know,
347
00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:43,174
he's a little bit of a wimp
with his hands, but he thinks things through.
348
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,051
I like that, maybe some of that'll
rub off on Steve.
349
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,847
Well, maybe Steven doesn't
wanna go into construction.
350
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,848
What?
351
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,934
It's a family tradition.
352
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,603
I brought that kid into this world.
I can take him out of it.
353
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,504
Ehh. Ehh?
354
00:21:38,522 --> 00:21:39,522
Meat.
355
00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:46,779
Oh, did you try the wine,
sweetheart?
356
00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:47,947
Yeah.
357
00:21:48,449 --> 00:21:50,033
It's an award-winning wine
from Wisconsin.
358
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:52,577
Delicious.
359
00:22:51,345 --> 00:22:53,179
- Meat.
360
00:22:53,764 --> 00:22:56,057
You know, I bet we all get some kind
of special achievement award
361
00:22:56,058 --> 00:22:57,058
for this, or something.
362
00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:58,893
I don't think you should get involved.
363
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:00,812
Why not?
364
00:23:02,231 --> 00:23:04,023
Because it could be dangerous,
and because--
365
00:23:04,024 --> 00:23:05,191
Because I'm a girl.
366
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,610
God, you guys really kill me.
367
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,154
Let me see if I've got this right, Kev.
368
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,948
Because I'm a girl,
I'm supposed to just back off
369
00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:13,199
and watch you guys have all the fun?
370
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,867
Maybe just cheer you on?
371
00:23:15,953 --> 00:23:17,620
Hang on.
I'll go get my pompoms.
372
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,043
You know, Kevin, you--you have
a definite way with women.
373
00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:26,087
A certain je ne sais quoi.
374
00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:27,880
I'm just trying
to keep her out of it.
375
00:23:28,424 --> 00:23:30,550
Why? We've been together
since we were kids.
376
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,427
One for all, all for one, right?
377
00:23:33,804 --> 00:23:34,804
Pay that.
378
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,891
Because I like her a lot.
379
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,030
How many times do I have to call her?
380
00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:55,783
Sally! Your dinner's getting cold!
381
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,460
Oh, great.
382
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:08,588
Wade!
383
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:13,217
The toilet's overflowing!
It's ruining my mudpack!
384
00:24:14,511 --> 00:24:15,470
Oh, God.
385
00:24:15,471 --> 00:24:18,181
Don't tell me Sally's been flushing
her toys down the toilet again.
386
00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:28,733
My mother never used mudpacks
and beauty creams when I was a kid.
387
00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:32,195
Your mother looked like Humphrey Bogart.
388
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,239
My mother never smoked
a cigarette in her life.
389
00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:54,258
Good doggie.
390
00:25:07,523 --> 00:25:09,482
Suppose the C.H.U.D.s
don't kill their victims.
391
00:25:09,691 --> 00:25:11,567
Suppose they just...nibble.
392
00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:12,568
It doesn't matter.
393
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,987
Once the enzyme's
introduced into the brain--
394
00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:17,573
and believe me, they like to get
their teeth into grey matter.
395
00:25:17,741 --> 00:25:18,741
Sort of like caviar--
396
00:25:19,409 --> 00:25:20,660
Normal life ceases.
397
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:22,453
The C.H.U.D.ified brain, however,
398
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,789
lurches into a second life,
an uncontrolled life.
399
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:27,959
So what you're saying basically is. . .
400
00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:29,794
In a very real sense,
401
00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:32,755
C.H.U.D.ism is a disease
that cannot be stopped.
402
00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:34,215
A plague if you will.
403
00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:36,592
Well, there goes
your perfect soldier theory.
404
00:25:38,262 --> 00:25:40,012
Well then we just
fry the bastards' brains, huh?
405
00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:43,015
Ha ha ha! We'll just bring some more
of those boys down here
406
00:25:43,016 --> 00:25:45,726
and have ourselves
a bar-be-cue, hmm? Huh?
407
00:25:46,061 --> 00:25:47,645
Ha ha! Ha!
408
00:25:49,606 --> 00:25:52,191
Get in.
6-9-2-2-4-9-7.
409
00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:55,486
- What's wrong?
- Shh. Listen.
410
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,613
Three kids from the Winterhaven
Disease Control Center.
411
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,950
Keep your eyes open.
We got an APB out on them, over.
412
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,493
Do they mention us?
413
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:04,036
No, but they described my car.
414
00:26:04,538 --> 00:26:05,538
Well, we'll walk to school.
415
00:26:05,872 --> 00:26:07,331
They described her car, Steve.
416
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,000
Then they probably have
the license plate number.
417
00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:10,751
So?
418
00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:12,712
So then they have Katie's name.
419
00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:13,796
My parents are gonna love this.
420
00:26:14,214 --> 00:26:15,715
B in biology,
C in history,
421
00:26:15,716 --> 00:26:16,882
and A in body snatching.
422
00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:20,303
Look, can your mom
use your car, you use hers?
423
00:26:20,304 --> 00:26:21,304
Yeah, I guess.
424
00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,431
So here's what we do.
We go back to my house.
425
00:26:23,932 --> 00:26:25,349
We put the stiff in some clothes.
426
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,935
We barge in on the nearest
television station
427
00:26:27,936 --> 00:26:30,855
and bask in the glory
of instant fame and fortune.
428
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:44,744
Looks like he tried to get away.
429
00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:50,333
Steve, are you sure about all this?
430
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,043
Absolutely.
431
00:27:01,928 --> 00:27:03,763
Here, stiffy, stiff, stiff, stiff.
432
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,349
Here, stiffy, stiff, stiff.
433
00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,350
Come on out.
434
00:27:07,934 --> 00:27:10,019
It's time to make your TV debut.
435
00:27:10,812 --> 00:27:12,730
Steve, please tell me
your dog has asthma.
436
00:27:14,983 --> 00:27:16,192
We don't want to cause panic.
437
00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,653
Now we know what
we're up against here.
438
00:27:18,654 --> 00:27:19,945
All we have to do is, uh,
439
00:27:20,322 --> 00:27:23,074
pick up those punk kids
and get Bud back.
440
00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:24,784
Bud?
441
00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:26,327
Bud, the C.H.U.D.
442
00:27:27,537 --> 00:27:29,080
It's Mr. Oliver's nickname.
443
00:27:41,677 --> 00:27:44,136
TV, faint:
Let's go, girls. Come on.
444
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:47,598
Come on.
445
00:27:50,227 --> 00:27:51,394
Side to side, girls. Good.
446
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,729
Good. Keep it up.
447
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,908
Burn, burn, burn that fat away.
That's good, girls.
448
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,869
Oh, you have never seen an ounce
of fat on your own body
449
00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,497
You little neo-nazi anorexic
leotard slut.
450
00:28:11,832 --> 00:28:12,832
That's good.
451
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,459
And knees.
Get 'em up, up, up, girls.
452
00:28:16,002 --> 00:28:18,921
We work out like this
'cause it makes us feel so good.
453
00:28:19,172 --> 00:28:21,799
Really?
Well, we work out
454
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,261
because we eat like a bull moose
and drink like orca, the killer whale.
455
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,555
Now the elbows.
456
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,143
Jogger, kitty, kitty,
is that you?
457
00:28:35,605 --> 00:28:36,605
5 more minutes of this,
458
00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:39,650
I can have a cigarette
and order a pizza.
459
00:28:40,902 --> 00:28:43,362
Oh, hell with it.
I'm gonna smoke now. Yes.
460
00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:45,656
1, 2, 3.
461
00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,117
Mommy's coming, Jogger.
We're gonna have some din-din.
462
00:28:48,118 --> 00:28:50,619
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
463
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:54,206
Dinnertime, you and me.
Big date.
464
00:28:55,792 --> 00:28:58,210
Listen for this noise.
I know you'll come home for this.
465
00:28:58,503 --> 00:28:59,754
You know that sound, don't you?
466
00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:01,172
Num, num, num, num, num.
467
00:29:01,715 --> 00:29:03,507
You and me, another night.
468
00:29:03,884 --> 00:29:05,426
Come on. Kitty, kitty.
469
00:29:05,427 --> 00:29:06,427
Brunch.
470
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,930
Jogger.
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
471
00:29:11,224 --> 00:29:12,308
Here's your feast.
472
00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:17,521
Oh, my.
473
00:29:18,398 --> 00:29:19,940
What big feet you have.
474
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,026
Oh, my.
475
00:29:22,778 --> 00:29:24,195
What big thumbs you have.
476
00:29:28,909 --> 00:29:29,992
Do you live in the neighborhood?
477
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,329
Are you heterosexual?
Heh heh heh.
478
00:29:35,332 --> 00:29:36,457
Do you have a job?
479
00:29:38,168 --> 00:29:39,168
Well, what's your name?
480
00:29:39,586 --> 00:29:40,586
Uh...
481
00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:41,670
Oh.
482
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,215
Bud.
483
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,218
Uhh.
484
00:29:51,181 --> 00:29:52,181
Raah!
485
00:30:08,031 --> 00:30:09,323
In other news,
a rabid French poodle
486
00:30:09,324 --> 00:30:11,492
has been stalking the suburban
Winterhaven area.
487
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:13,577
On the nuclear front...
488
00:30:20,669 --> 00:30:21,669
Yech.
489
00:30:22,796 --> 00:30:23,796
Jogger.
490
00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:26,006
Dinnertime.
491
00:30:29,302 --> 00:30:30,344
The hell with all of you!
492
00:30:33,139 --> 00:30:34,682
This is the worst day of my life.
493
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:47,945
Wife left me...
494
00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:49,947
of course, that's not so bad.
495
00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:51,824
At least I've got my health.
496
00:31:01,543 --> 00:31:03,377
Hey, buddy, this is not your bar,
497
00:31:03,378 --> 00:31:04,587
Okay? ?comprende?
498
00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:06,422
- Aah!
499
00:31:16,182 --> 00:31:17,391
# I'm a-walkin' #
500
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:19,435
# I'm a-talkin' #
501
00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:21,312
# I'm a-stalkin' #
502
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,397
# comin' to your room tonight #
503
00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:25,190
# I will find you #
504
00:31:25,901 --> 00:31:27,151
# Shadows blind you #
505
00:31:27,903 --> 00:31:29,111
# Close behind you #
506
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,113
# Comin' over for a bite #
507
00:31:35,201 --> 00:31:36,285
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
508
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:40,289
Listen, I can't keep
my eyes open anymore.
509
00:31:40,624 --> 00:31:41,624
Me, either.
510
00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:46,921
I say we give up, turn ourselves in.
511
00:31:47,881 --> 00:31:50,925
What? And let someone else
go down in the anals of history?
512
00:31:51,468 --> 00:31:53,093
Annals.
Annals of history.
513
00:31:53,094 --> 00:31:54,053
I knew that.
514
00:31:54,054 --> 00:31:55,846
We'll just continue the search
in the morning, okay?
515
00:32:00,393 --> 00:32:01,393
It's cute, isn't it?
516
00:32:01,394 --> 00:32:02,645
$4.00 for that? Hm.
517
00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:06,273
Well, that's something I got for Sally.
It's Halloween tonight.
518
00:32:06,274 --> 00:32:07,232
Oh, yeah.
519
00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:09,026
What's she gonna be?
520
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,361
She wanted to be a bee.
521
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:11,862
Ah. Heh.
522
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,033
Candy-ass little poodle.
523
00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:18,577
Honey, pass me the fashion section.
524
00:32:18,578 --> 00:32:19,578
Here you go.
525
00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,083
Yeah, nice haircut.
526
00:32:26,753 --> 00:32:27,753
Easy, boy.
527
00:32:28,171 --> 00:32:29,171
Now, easy, doggie.
528
00:32:29,255 --> 00:32:30,255
Nice doggie.
529
00:32:30,757 --> 00:32:31,757
What kind of a bee
does she wanna be?
530
00:32:32,467 --> 00:32:34,218
- A killer bee.
- That's cute.
531
00:32:34,844 --> 00:32:36,887
You know, I wonder what I should
wear to Mary's party tonight.
532
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:37,888
Can I have some syrup?
533
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,890
Aah!
534
00:32:40,183 --> 00:32:41,809
I don't know, honey.
You like this dress?
535
00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:42,810
I hate it.
536
00:32:44,187 --> 00:32:45,187
Thanks.
537
00:32:45,647 --> 00:32:47,356
See, there's no fruit in this.
538
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:50,150
Aah! Aah!
539
00:32:50,777 --> 00:32:51,735
What are those?
540
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,195
Prunes, honey.
They're good for you.
541
00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:54,196
They look like olives.
542
00:32:55,115 --> 00:32:57,074
Hi, honey.
Mailman come yet?
543
00:32:57,784 --> 00:32:58,784
He's gone.
544
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,253
Prune has a pit in it.
545
00:33:15,135 --> 00:33:16,552
I don't believe this.
My whole life--
546
00:33:17,303 --> 00:33:18,262
Kevin, shut up.
547
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,263
Ruined.
548
00:33:25,228 --> 00:33:26,311
Aren't you guys
supposed to be in school?
549
00:33:26,813 --> 00:33:27,896
- Fire drill.
- Bomb scare.
550
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:33,944
Oh.
551
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,863
You're not dreaming, sweetheart.
552
00:33:36,031 --> 00:33:38,699
You're awake. See? We're walking
down the stairs together, right?
553
00:33:39,868 --> 00:33:40,868
School holiday?
554
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,953
The plumbing broke down.
555
00:33:43,204 --> 00:33:44,955
We had the same problem here
last night.
556
00:33:45,415 --> 00:33:46,415
Mom.
557
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,333
Steven.
558
00:33:48,334 --> 00:33:49,293
Mom.
559
00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,794
That's your fourth doughnut.
560
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:53,130
Sixth, but who's counting.
Let's go find that corpse.
561
00:34:04,601 --> 00:34:05,601
Expecting an invasion?
562
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:06,977
Shit.
563
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:17,821
Hi.
564
00:34:18,073 --> 00:34:19,031
Good morning, Mrs. Williams.
565
00:34:19,032 --> 00:34:21,408
This is Colonel Ted Masters
and I'm Colin Graves.
566
00:34:21,618 --> 00:34:23,952
We're from the government,
and we were wondering
567
00:34:23,953 --> 00:34:25,329
if we could speak
to your son, Steve.
568
00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:28,624
Oh, my. Uh, Steven!
569
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:32,336
Steven!
570
00:34:32,629 --> 00:34:34,463
Well, I think he's probably
already gone to school.
571
00:34:34,464 --> 00:34:35,756
Is he in some kind of trouble?
572
00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:38,342
You can say that again,
and he's not in school.
573
00:34:38,968 --> 00:34:40,552
Now, if you see him,
you just tell him from me,
574
00:34:40,553 --> 00:34:42,930
that he's dead meat.
575
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:45,808
Well, isn't that a little harsh?
576
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,353
Yes, uh, ma'am, it seems
that he and some friends
577
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:52,189
have stolen some government property from a top
secret installation and we were just--
578
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,190
That's enough, Graves.
579
00:34:54,275 --> 00:34:56,276
Just tell him to return
my merchandise.
580
00:34:57,112 --> 00:34:58,112
Ma'am.
581
00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:02,783
Government property?
582
00:35:02,784 --> 00:35:03,784
Top-Secret?
583
00:35:04,244 --> 00:35:05,244
Dead meat?
584
00:35:15,255 --> 00:35:16,922
That military guy
sounded serious, Steve.
585
00:35:17,173 --> 00:35:19,174
So let's get serious
and find our stiff.
586
00:35:19,175 --> 00:35:20,134
But where?
587
00:35:20,135 --> 00:35:21,218
We'll start downtown.
588
00:35:21,636 --> 00:35:22,845
Right.
589
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:31,270
Uhh!
590
00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:42,781
Nice cut.
591
00:35:50,623 --> 00:35:51,915
Ohh. Ohh.
592
00:35:56,671 --> 00:35:57,671
Rats.
593
00:35:57,881 --> 00:35:59,381
Look, how much trouble do you think
we can get in?
594
00:35:59,382 --> 00:36:01,425
I mean, it's not like
we kidnapped anybody, right?
595
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,469
I'm not up on the penalty
for snatching top-secret bodies.
596
00:36:04,470 --> 00:36:05,429
Be serious.
597
00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,222
Hey, hey, hey,
lighten up, will ya?
598
00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:08,807
We'll find the guy.
599
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,226
I mean it's not like he's
gonna blend in with the crowd.
600
00:36:12,478 --> 00:36:14,146
You know, in my day,
if I cut school,
601
00:36:14,898 --> 00:36:18,192
my father would have
taken me to the woodshed.
602
00:36:18,193 --> 00:36:19,151
You better believe it.
603
00:36:19,152 --> 00:36:20,110
Excuse me, sir.
604
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,111
They don't have woodsheds
anymore.
605
00:36:21,571 --> 00:36:23,405
Well that's beside the point.
Keep looking.
606
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,201
Are you going to
the Halloween dance tonight?
607
00:36:27,994 --> 00:36:29,494
Yeah, sure, if we're not in jail.
608
00:36:30,538 --> 00:36:31,538
With who?
609
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,999
With myself. Come on, Kev.
610
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,127
Well, I was just wondering
611
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,253
if you need an escort--
612
00:36:38,588 --> 00:36:39,963
Now, if I was a dead guy--
613
00:36:40,757 --> 00:36:42,466
Where would you go
if you were a dead guy?
614
00:36:42,926 --> 00:36:44,635
I don't know.
A Grateful Dead concert.
615
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:47,638
Shut up.
616
00:36:47,764 --> 00:36:48,764
If you need an escort...
617
00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:51,141
Kev, I just thought we'd all
go together.
618
00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:16,416
What if we don't
get the body back on time?
619
00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,585
Proctor's
gonna kiss our butts
620
00:37:18,753 --> 00:37:20,045
when he finds out
what we've done.
621
00:37:22,215 --> 00:37:23,257
Sorry.
622
00:37:23,258 --> 00:37:25,092
My God.
She looked really weird.
623
00:37:25,093 --> 00:37:26,260
It's those health food freaks.
624
00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:29,263
She probably doesn't
have enough meat in her diet.
625
00:37:29,889 --> 00:37:30,931
Speaking of meat...
626
00:37:33,059 --> 00:37:34,685
Oh, no. Are we going
to Bossy's again?
627
00:37:35,979 --> 00:37:37,104
How's business, Don?
628
00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:39,231
First customer.
629
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Oh, really?
630
00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:43,694
I don't know. I guess people'd
rather go out to the mall now
631
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:47,781
and pay $14, $15 for one of those moussed-up,
styled hair jobs than to come downtown,
632
00:37:47,782 --> 00:37:49,449
and people are afraid
to come downtown.
633
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:52,577
Shoot. I remember
when folks used to sleep
634
00:37:52,578 --> 00:37:54,037
with their doors unlocked
around here.
635
00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,038
Remember that?
636
00:37:55,498 --> 00:37:56,999
- No.
- Yeah.
637
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,959
Yeah, folks could leave
their keys in the car,
638
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,794
sometimes with the engine running.
639
00:38:02,088 --> 00:38:03,672
You givin' razor cuts now, Don?
640
00:38:04,132 --> 00:38:05,173
That's very progressive.
641
00:38:05,591 --> 00:38:06,883
I could take a fashion risk.
642
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,052
Yeah.
643
00:38:09,595 --> 00:38:11,054
You know, I can remember
when my daddy
644
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:12,806
used to take all of our
valuable possessions
645
00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:15,058
and he'd put 'em out
in the street every night
646
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,101
before he went to sleep.
647
00:38:16,102 --> 00:38:17,352
They'd be there the next morning.
648
00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:21,231
You don't talk to strangers
nowadays, neither. No, sir.
649
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,525
I believe if a stranger
pulled up beside me
650
00:38:23,526 --> 00:38:26,695
in car right now and asked me
to climb inside, I don't think I'd do it.
651
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:29,364
Unless he had really good candy,
652
00:38:30,616 --> 00:38:34,077
like the pecan logs
or those red licorice whips.
653
00:38:34,329 --> 00:38:35,537
Boy, those things
are good, aren't they?
654
00:38:35,538 --> 00:38:37,289
Hot, juicy--ahh!
655
00:38:48,384 --> 00:38:50,802
Now, in my day,
if I stole a corpse,
656
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:52,429
my father...
657
00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:54,723
What the hell is that?
658
00:38:56,309 --> 00:38:59,853
Oh, the just the goddamnedest
ugliest-looking barber in the world.
659
00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:04,691
Like I said, kids have to be taught
respect for authority.
660
00:39:13,242 --> 00:39:14,201
Who wants burgers?
661
00:39:14,202 --> 00:39:15,160
I do. I do.
662
00:39:15,161 --> 00:39:17,496
I got a bronco, a bowser,
a boffo, and two babies.
663
00:39:31,677 --> 00:39:32,719
Did you check those guys out?
664
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,304
I'll never complain about my skin again.
665
00:39:40,061 --> 00:39:41,061
What'll it be, folks?
666
00:39:43,231 --> 00:39:44,231
Meat!
Meat!
667
00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:47,359
Heh. Yeah, well, we have a variety
of burgers here at Bossy's.
668
00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:49,194
Just let me know
what kind of meat you want.
669
00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:52,406
Baby, binge,
bouncy, bodacious.
670
00:39:55,243 --> 00:39:56,660
Bobby!
Bobby!
671
00:39:58,871 --> 00:40:00,288
Now, this is what
I call health food.
672
00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:04,000
Dude, you're dripping
on your chest.
673
00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:05,252
It's genetic, babe.
674
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:06,503
Where's my fries?
675
00:40:07,922 --> 00:40:08,839
Holy cow.
676
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,798
What? What?
677
00:40:09,799 --> 00:40:10,882
What? What's the matter?
678
00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,468
Nothing, I was just thinking
about Proctor's class.
679
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,054
He's gonna have us
in detention for--
680
00:40:16,055 --> 00:40:18,014
No. He's gonna kill us for losing
that body.
681
00:40:19,225 --> 00:40:22,436
Check it out. Those deadheads
chowed down mighty quickly.
682
00:40:26,983 --> 00:40:27,941
Uhh.
683
00:40:27,942 --> 00:40:29,067
Kevin, you worry too much.
684
00:40:29,444 --> 00:40:30,485
Yeah, we'll find him.
685
00:40:31,654 --> 00:40:32,654
That's him!
686
00:40:33,948 --> 00:40:34,906
That's him!
687
00:40:34,907 --> 00:40:35,907
Follow that stiff.
688
00:40:45,626 --> 00:40:46,710
No more woodsheds, eh?
689
00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:48,670
No, sir.
690
00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:53,175
Lunch, gentlemen?
691
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,010
All right, Sam.
692
00:41:02,143 --> 00:41:05,812
I can't believe that we
can't find them in a town this size.
693
00:41:05,813 --> 00:41:07,439
Maybe we should just let
the local police know.
694
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,485
Oh, right, right, right,
and let the whole world know
695
00:41:11,486 --> 00:41:14,779
about our illegal,
neurotoxic experiments?
696
00:41:14,989 --> 00:41:15,989
Illegal?
697
00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:19,784
Well, technically those pursuits
were outlawed by the Geneva Convention
698
00:41:19,785 --> 00:41:23,455
although back then, they were mainly
talking about gas and germ warfare.
699
00:41:23,456 --> 00:41:25,832
That was before
the big enzyme breakthrough.
700
00:41:27,293 --> 00:41:29,044
Then of course, there's the--
ahem--
701
00:41:29,629 --> 00:41:31,963
other problem of the mutations.
702
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,384
Mutations?
Wait a second now.
703
00:41:36,385 --> 00:41:37,594
You never mentioned that before.
704
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,513
Well, creating
the perfect buck private
705
00:41:39,514 --> 00:41:42,098
is no box of chocolates, mister.
706
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,475
All right, yeah.
Got it.
707
00:41:46,521 --> 00:41:47,687
Hey! What the hell's going on?!
708
00:41:47,688 --> 00:41:48,688
Wh-What's the matter with you guys?!
709
00:41:49,148 --> 00:41:50,148
Hey!
710
00:41:50,525 --> 00:41:51,650
I'll buy you a hamburger!
711
00:41:52,235 --> 00:41:53,652
What the hell is that?
712
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,695
C.H.U.D.s.
C.H.U.D.s.
713
00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:56,988
Oh, is this a great job or what?
714
00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,449
Shit.
715
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:03,161
Stop! No more!
716
00:42:03,496 --> 00:42:04,955
Here, dummy.
Shoot the trunk.
717
00:42:08,584 --> 00:42:10,126
Forget this.
Keep the food.
718
00:42:14,006 --> 00:42:15,298
C.H.U.D. frying time!
719
00:42:17,593 --> 00:42:18,927
Haul ass, Sam.
720
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:34,150
You know what this means?
721
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,112
We are going to have to arm
the men with woks.
722
00:42:43,244 --> 00:42:44,619
Right, Hometown,
this is Masters.
723
00:42:45,746 --> 00:42:47,872
Yeah, we have a situation
down here.
724
00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,291
C.H.U.D.
725
00:42:49,292 --> 00:42:50,750
I need men down here.
726
00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:52,544
I need flamethrowers,
nitro guns,
727
00:42:52,962 --> 00:42:53,962
the whole enchilada.
728
00:42:54,964 --> 00:42:56,590
Yes, and don't tell the president.
729
00:42:57,258 --> 00:42:58,508
He wouldn't understand anyway.
730
00:42:58,509 --> 00:42:59,801
We'll start a sweep of the area.
731
00:43:00,219 --> 00:43:01,386
Sam, head for the outskirts.
732
00:43:01,387 --> 00:43:02,387
We'll go north.
733
00:43:03,055 --> 00:43:05,473
You up for a ride to the country,
boy? Huh?
734
00:43:05,474 --> 00:43:06,516
Why not?
735
00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:09,436
Well, we fried a bunch of them here,
but there may be more.
736
00:43:09,937 --> 00:43:10,937
We must have gone past them.
737
00:43:15,985 --> 00:43:17,110
What a blast.
738
00:43:22,325 --> 00:43:23,325
There's the truck.
739
00:43:23,951 --> 00:43:25,535
Let's go reclaim
our dead guy.
740
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,246
Where the hell are we?
741
00:43:28,247 --> 00:43:29,873
I don't know,
but I don't like it.
742
00:43:32,835 --> 00:43:33,835
I don't see him anywhere.
743
00:43:35,755 --> 00:43:36,755
Let's check the barn.
744
00:43:49,185 --> 00:43:50,185
Buddy!
745
00:43:50,519 --> 00:43:51,519
Ha ha!
746
00:43:51,854 --> 00:43:53,021
Guys, it's Buddy.
747
00:43:53,689 --> 00:43:55,732
Wh--am I glad to see you, pal.
748
00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:58,068
Look, what do you say
we go for a ride
749
00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,570
with ol' Stevie, Kevie,
and Katie here, huh?
750
00:44:05,368 --> 00:44:06,368
I don't think he wants to go.
751
00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:10,455
Ka-tie.
752
00:44:15,878 --> 00:44:16,961
He likes you.
753
00:44:17,213 --> 00:44:18,213
You wanna chat him up?
754
00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:19,631
Do you want a fat lip?
755
00:44:20,299 --> 00:44:21,466
Guess who's coming to dinner.
756
00:44:21,467 --> 00:44:22,884
I just lost my appetite.
757
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,763
Whoa. We're talking
major sushi action here.
758
00:44:27,723 --> 00:44:28,973
These guys look serious, Steve.
759
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:34,938
Hey!
760
00:44:36,649 --> 00:44:38,900
What in the Wide World of Sports
is going on in here?
761
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:40,235
Whatever it is,
we're not part of it.
762
00:44:41,404 --> 00:44:43,029
Yum, yum, yum.
763
00:44:43,906 --> 00:44:45,073
Back off, Bucky.
764
00:44:49,662 --> 00:44:52,247
Now you kids take Mr. Smile here
and get the hell out of my barn.
765
00:44:52,248 --> 00:44:53,206
Raah!
766
00:44:53,207 --> 00:44:54,874
Hey, this guy shows
a lot of spunk.
767
00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,046
Come on, Katie.
768
00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:01,172
I'm with you guys.
769
00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:05,093
Get back. Hey!
770
00:45:08,889 --> 00:45:10,348
Aah! Aah!
771
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:16,563
Steve! Do something, Steve.
772
00:45:18,357 --> 00:45:19,983
- Do something.
- Like what?
773
00:45:21,235 --> 00:45:22,402
Yaah!
774
00:45:22,403 --> 00:45:23,403
Aah! Unh!
775
00:45:32,413 --> 00:45:33,872
Ye-uhh!
776
00:45:56,562 --> 00:45:57,520
Come on, Katie.
777
00:45:57,521 --> 00:45:59,105
- Let's get out of here.
- I'm with you guys.
778
00:46:06,489 --> 00:46:07,489
This C.H.U.D.'s for you.
779
00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:11,367
Hold your position.
780
00:46:14,997 --> 00:46:15,997
Ciao.
781
00:46:25,841 --> 00:46:26,841
Chow.
782
00:46:30,095 --> 00:46:31,721
Sir! Sir, they're attacking!
What should we do?!
783
00:46:32,181 --> 00:46:33,473
Freeze him!
Freeze him!
784
00:46:40,731 --> 00:46:42,941
After them, men.
Destroy all the C.H.U.D.s.
785
00:46:43,651 --> 00:46:47,111
Holy cow. Suppose our stiff
was carrying some sort of disease.
786
00:46:47,112 --> 00:46:49,113
We picked him up from
the Disease Control Center.
787
00:46:49,657 --> 00:46:51,032
We could have started a plague.
788
00:46:53,911 --> 00:46:55,411
What's up?
Steve Williams, nice to meet you.
789
00:46:55,621 --> 00:46:57,038
Cut the crap.
Where's the C.H.U.D.?
790
00:46:57,039 --> 00:46:58,039
Chud?
791
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,125
Keep it up, you assholes.
792
00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:05,255
By the time you get out of the slammer
you'll all be senior citizens.
793
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,091
All right, move out. Move out!
I'm taking you in.
794
00:47:08,509 --> 00:47:09,509
Move out.
795
00:47:10,052 --> 00:47:11,052
Where are we going?
796
00:47:11,053 --> 00:47:12,470
In. In and out.
797
00:47:12,471 --> 00:47:13,429
Uh, sir--
798
00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:14,430
Shut up, wiseass.
799
00:47:14,974 --> 00:47:15,974
Uh, General, um...
800
00:47:16,141 --> 00:47:18,643
Do you know what happens
to pretty boys like you in prison?
801
00:47:18,644 --> 00:47:19,602
Your Royalness--
802
00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:20,603
What?! What is it?
803
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,361
Hot damn, look at that.
804
00:47:29,905 --> 00:47:32,782
He's forcing his body temperature up
to melt the ice.
805
00:47:35,494 --> 00:47:38,288
This guy is fucking fantastic!
806
00:47:43,377 --> 00:47:44,752
Hey! Hey, wait! Stop!
807
00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:47,547
Whoa!
808
00:47:47,548 --> 00:47:48,882
Sir, I got one.
809
00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:51,968
We caught another.
810
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:52,969
We got one, too.
811
00:47:53,178 --> 00:47:54,262
I lost one.
812
00:47:54,263 --> 00:47:56,222
This is worse than I thought.
It's awful.
813
00:47:56,515 --> 00:47:59,058
Awful? It was beautiful.
814
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:00,894
You should have seen it, Graves.
815
00:48:01,854 --> 00:48:03,479
They're mutating, changing.
816
00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:06,566
The mutations have been transferred
from the original enzymes.
817
00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:07,525
Wait a second.
That means--
818
00:48:07,526 --> 00:48:09,027
That's right.
They're getting stronger.
819
00:48:09,028 --> 00:48:11,070
Soon there'll be no stopping them.
It was great.
820
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:13,823
Ahem.
821
00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:14,991
All right.
822
00:48:15,284 --> 00:48:16,868
All right, you new men,
823
00:48:18,203 --> 00:48:19,203
these are C.H.U.D.s,
824
00:48:20,581 --> 00:48:22,123
very hungry people...
825
00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:24,292
with bad complexions
826
00:48:25,294 --> 00:48:26,920
and a brain that doesn't
know when to stop.
827
00:48:28,422 --> 00:48:29,380
Any questions?
828
00:48:29,381 --> 00:48:30,715
Where's the exit transfer?
829
00:48:30,716 --> 00:48:31,716
How do we get out of here?
830
00:48:32,259 --> 00:48:33,551
Now, your guns are useless.
831
00:48:34,303 --> 00:48:36,179
Freezing them
will slow them down.
832
00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,473
Then whoosh!
833
00:48:39,308 --> 00:48:40,308
You got it?
834
00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:44,020
Now, we've got our work cut out for us.
835
00:48:44,813 --> 00:48:48,858
They're going to be all over this town,
and they're attracted to large crowds.
836
00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:51,361
A large gathering, a rally,
837
00:48:52,112 --> 00:48:56,282
a football game will look like
a buffet lunch to these slimeballs.
838
00:48:56,784 --> 00:48:57,784
Let's get rolling.
839
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,953
Gotta be able to cut
this nest out by breakfast.
840
00:49:03,165 --> 00:49:04,457
You two, take the van.
841
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,335
You, take the kids' car
back to headquarters.
842
00:49:07,628 --> 00:49:09,754
We'll regroup there
while waiting for reinforcements.
843
00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:11,214
Let's go!
844
00:49:17,179 --> 00:49:19,222
Can't have these things
driving about town, can we?
845
00:49:24,269 --> 00:49:25,269
All right. Move out.
846
00:49:30,275 --> 00:49:32,568
I know my rights.
I wanna make a telephone call.
847
00:49:32,861 --> 00:49:34,737
Yeah. Drop us off
at the nearest phone booth,
848
00:49:35,531 --> 00:49:36,656
and can I borrow a dime, please?
849
00:49:52,631 --> 00:49:53,631
Oops.
850
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:21,617
Meat.
851
00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:26,414
# I'm a-walkin' #
852
00:50:27,207 --> 00:50:28,291
# I'm a-talkin' #
853
00:50:29,084 --> 00:50:30,251
# I'm a-stalkin' #
854
00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,711
# Comin' to your room tonight #
855
00:50:32,379 --> 00:50:34,088
Can I please call my parents?
856
00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:37,717
COL. MASTERS mocking:
No, you can't.
857
00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:41,846
''Be a doctor.
Be a doctor. Be a doctor.''
858
00:50:43,223 --> 00:50:47,018
I am. I'm--I'm personal surgeon
to the United States Post Office. See?
859
00:50:47,686 --> 00:50:52,940
Victim is, uh, Norvel Laurel.
860
00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:55,443
Occupation: Postman.
861
00:50:55,903 --> 00:50:56,944
Hate mail finally got you, didn't it?
862
00:50:57,279 --> 00:50:58,821
Ah ha ha ha ha!
863
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,866
Age: Uh, 42.
864
00:51:02,618 --> 00:51:03,618
Race: Caucasian.
865
00:51:04,036 --> 00:51:07,914
Description of wound:
Some--uh, several large bites.
866
00:51:07,915 --> 00:51:09,040
Probably a canine.
867
00:51:11,627 --> 00:51:13,628
No, scratch the canine.
868
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:16,255
He probably did that to himself.
869
00:51:16,632 --> 00:51:18,424
All right,
I'm going into the chest.
870
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:19,842
Ahh.
871
00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,012
Feet and hands inside for the ride.
872
00:51:25,432 --> 00:51:26,849
Ahh!
873
00:51:45,619 --> 00:51:47,745
If you cooperate,
we'll go easy on you.
874
00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:51,082
If not, we'll make your life
a living hell.
875
00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:52,083
Sounds fair.
876
00:51:59,591 --> 00:52:00,675
Tastes great.
877
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,136
Less filling.
878
00:52:10,853 --> 00:52:12,186
What the heck is this?
879
00:52:33,167 --> 00:52:35,126
You punks have no idea
what you've done.
880
00:52:36,003 --> 00:52:37,503
Look, we didn't even
know he was a chump.
881
00:52:37,504 --> 00:52:39,088
- C.H.U.D.
- Until a few hours ago.
882
00:52:39,548 --> 00:52:40,965
Yeah. We thought we brought him
back to life
883
00:52:40,966 --> 00:52:42,633
with my mom's bubblebath
and hairdryer.
884
00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:43,885
That's ridiculous.
885
00:52:44,303 --> 00:52:47,096
Ah, yeah, right, like
government-sponsored zombies aren't.
886
00:52:48,348 --> 00:52:53,102
You...you see if you can
talk some sense into kids.
887
00:52:58,358 --> 00:52:59,442
Hey, puppy.
888
00:53:00,027 --> 00:53:01,027
You lost?
889
00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:03,988
Aw, poor little guy.
890
00:53:04,823 --> 00:53:07,158
Come here, puppy, uppy.
891
00:53:07,576 --> 00:53:09,368
Come on. Come on.
892
00:53:09,870 --> 00:53:11,245
I said to come here.
893
00:53:12,206 --> 00:53:13,372
I was only kidding.
894
00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:15,041
I'm not gonna hurt you.
895
00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:16,417
Come on.
896
00:53:16,793 --> 00:53:17,960
Aw, I know.
897
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,671
I can get you a sandwich
from inside.
898
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:23,174
You wanted somethin to eat?
899
00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:24,675
Aw, is the--
900
00:53:45,614 --> 00:53:46,822
I got some peppermint!
901
00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:47,823
I got an apple.
902
00:53:48,033 --> 00:53:49,033
I got a rock.
903
00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:23,693
# Smell my feet #
904
00:54:24,152 --> 00:54:26,654
# Give me something good to eat #
905
00:54:27,072 --> 00:54:28,531
I got a popcorn ball!
906
00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:30,241
I got a punch in the nose.
907
00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:32,994
I hate Halloween.
908
00:54:32,995 --> 00:54:34,036
He's just kidding, honey.
909
00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:37,331
Now, look, I want you to tell me
910
00:54:37,332 --> 00:54:40,293
everything you know
about this corpse, okay?
911
00:54:41,295 --> 00:54:42,753
Anything that will help us
track it down--
912
00:54:42,754 --> 00:54:46,090
behavioral patterns,
personality quirks, anything.
913
00:54:46,842 --> 00:54:48,092
Well, he eats people.
914
00:54:48,093 --> 00:54:50,261
I guess that could be interpreted
as a personality quirk.
915
00:54:51,096 --> 00:54:52,096
This isn't funny,
Mister.
916
00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:56,100
I mean, you have unleashed
a very real threat here, okay?
917
00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,394
We're not just talkin' about
some animated corpse.
918
00:54:59,104 --> 00:55:00,104
You got it?!
919
00:55:00,439 --> 00:55:02,356
Everything it infects mutates!
920
00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:04,191
We're really sorry.
921
00:55:05,527 --> 00:55:06,610
Oh. Okay.
922
00:55:07,112 --> 00:55:08,654
I got a black licorice.
923
00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:15,494
Hey, you guys, look.
There's the poster.
924
00:55:15,954 --> 00:55:16,954
Halloween dance.
925
00:55:17,539 --> 00:55:18,789
Hey, you guys wanna go?
926
00:55:18,999 --> 00:55:20,249
Hope the band doesn't suck.
927
00:55:22,627 --> 00:55:24,462
Small fry.
928
00:55:25,130 --> 00:55:26,380
Yeah.
929
00:55:32,888 --> 00:55:34,513
Bitchin' costume.
930
00:56:08,590 --> 00:56:10,257
Eat 'em up.
Eat 'em up.
931
00:56:10,258 --> 00:56:11,509
Yum, yum, yum.
932
00:56:12,094 --> 00:56:13,094
Trick-or-treating?
933
00:56:13,595 --> 00:56:15,679
Oh, Jesus Christ. I forgot
all about Halloween.
934
00:56:16,348 --> 00:56:17,890
KIDS, C.H.U.D.ified: Trick or treat.
935
00:56:20,227 --> 00:56:23,187
Oh, Mother, I reckon
we've got to let them in.
936
00:56:23,355 --> 00:56:24,355
Heh heh ha ha.
937
00:56:29,611 --> 00:56:32,405
My, oh, my.
Things that go bump in the night.
938
00:56:32,572 --> 00:56:33,906
Come on.
Come on, kids.
939
00:56:33,907 --> 00:56:36,409
We've got such surprises
and goodies and treats.
940
00:56:36,701 --> 00:56:37,660
Take all you want.
941
00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:38,661
All right. Here.
942
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:43,416
- All you scary demons and ghoulies.
- Help yourself, have some candy.
943
00:56:43,417 --> 00:56:44,417
Lovely candy.
944
00:56:44,793 --> 00:56:46,168
Oh. Ohh!
945
00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:47,503
Oh, no!
946
00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:53,134
- Rosebud.
947
00:57:01,226 --> 00:57:02,268
Ohh.
948
00:57:19,578 --> 00:57:21,203
All right, man the fort, Graves.
I'm off to town.
949
00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:22,246
Well, wait. Wait.
What's up?
950
00:57:22,247 --> 00:57:23,956
It's Halloween.
The streets are crawling with kids.
951
00:57:23,957 --> 00:57:24,957
Oh, great.
952
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,836
Let's hope we can keep them
from becoming snacks.
953
00:57:29,296 --> 00:57:30,296
Yeah, but how do we kill them?
954
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,380
Who the hell knows?
955
00:57:32,591 --> 00:57:34,550
Man, that's the sport of the hunt.
956
00:57:34,801 --> 00:57:36,427
That's the thrill of war.
957
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:41,682
We are facing an enemy unlike anything
anyone has ever faced before.
958
00:57:43,852 --> 00:57:46,437
Remember, plan B.
959
00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:54,278
Little high-strung, isn't he?
960
00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:05,706
All right, Sam.
Let's head for town.
961
00:58:06,041 --> 00:58:08,584
Ha ha! We're going to see
some real action tonight.
962
00:58:09,878 --> 00:58:11,504
Okay, you got it.
963
00:58:12,547 --> 00:58:13,547
Countin' on you, Sam.
964
00:58:14,633 --> 00:58:17,676
As a guy who never said ''no''
to Napalm. Ha ha!
965
00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:49,750
There's a costume dance
at the high school tonight.
966
00:58:50,377 --> 00:58:51,460
- Oh, no.
- What?
967
00:58:52,045 --> 00:58:53,212
A couple hundred people
should be there.
968
00:58:53,213 --> 00:58:54,755
There'll be music.
There'll be noise.
969
00:58:54,756 --> 00:58:56,966
- The C.H.U.D.s will definitely--
- Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez!
970
00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,175
That would be
a perfect feeding spot.
971
00:58:58,593 --> 00:59:00,594
I mean, that dance will be like a beacon
for the C.H.U.D.s.
972
00:59:00,595 --> 00:59:02,221
- A crowd of people.
- A crowd of C.H.U.D.s.
973
00:59:02,222 --> 00:59:03,597
- Fast food.
- Fast death.
974
00:59:03,598 --> 00:59:06,100
All hell will break loose
if we don't get to the dance before...
975
00:59:06,101 --> 00:59:07,268
- The C.H.U.D.s--
- Wreak havoc.
976
00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:09,019
- Wreak?
- I think it's Latin.
977
00:59:09,396 --> 00:59:10,688
You know, if the C.H.U.D.s
increase their numbers--
978
00:59:10,689 --> 00:59:12,439
There'll be no stopping them.
The end of civilization.
979
00:59:12,732 --> 00:59:13,899
A world filled with zombies.
980
00:59:24,578 --> 00:59:25,578
The living dead.
981
00:59:26,413 --> 00:59:27,621
So disgusting.
982
00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:32,501
And yet I can't help
but feel sorry for him.
983
00:59:33,128 --> 00:59:34,128
Get me Masters.
984
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:35,796
Now!
985
00:59:35,797 --> 00:59:36,797
Wreak?
986
00:59:37,924 --> 00:59:39,717
Yaah!
987
00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:44,179
Are you okay?
988
00:59:45,265 --> 00:59:46,557
Come on. We gotta
get to the high school.
989
00:59:47,058 --> 00:59:48,100
Well, what can we do?
990
00:59:48,393 --> 00:59:49,393
We can evacuate the kids.
991
00:59:49,811 --> 00:59:51,103
At least we've got speed on our side.
992
00:59:52,772 --> 00:59:54,773
Okay. You take the lead car.
I'll get the men.
993
00:59:55,108 --> 00:59:56,191
Aah!
994
00:59:56,735 --> 00:59:57,735
Maybe not.
995
01:00:00,155 --> 01:00:04,366
Remember, it's not just a town
full of zombies you're after!
996
01:00:04,743 --> 01:00:08,078
You're after the worst threat
this civilization has ever experienced!
997
01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:10,414
Oh, God! I knew
I should've been a plumber.
998
01:00:18,632 --> 01:00:21,383
# Well, come from America,
a little romance #
999
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,178
# Everybody's doin'
this brave new dance #
1000
01:00:25,138 --> 01:00:27,181
# Do it in the alley,
they do it in the street #
1001
01:00:27,432 --> 01:00:29,016
# It's a brave new dance,
hear me #
1002
01:00:30,685 --> 01:00:32,144
# It's a brave new dance #
1003
01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:35,064
# Down on our knees #
1004
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,357
# It's a brave new dance #
1005
01:00:38,485 --> 01:00:39,443
Can't you go any faster?
1006
01:00:39,444 --> 01:00:41,362
This is a government van,
not a Maserati.
1007
01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:43,405
There's nothing
to kill them with at the school.
1008
01:00:43,823 --> 01:00:45,449
Well, there has to be.
There has to be.
1009
01:00:45,992 --> 01:00:47,660
Wait a minute.
Check out this stuff.
1010
01:00:50,121 --> 01:00:51,664
This is the stuff the feds used
at the barn.
1011
01:01:03,343 --> 01:01:04,343
Buffet.
1012
01:01:13,853 --> 01:01:15,104
# This is an animal move #
1013
01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:16,605
# Brave new dance #
1014
01:01:16,731 --> 01:01:18,774
# We're dreaming our land
gives through #
1015
01:01:19,192 --> 01:01:20,192
# A brave new dance #
1016
01:01:22,028 --> 01:01:23,028
# Shake your legs #
1017
01:01:23,405 --> 01:01:24,405
# Brave new dance #
1018
01:01:25,198 --> 01:01:28,033
# Just get to the battle
and get crazy #
1019
01:01:29,035 --> 01:01:30,828
# But do a brave new dance #
1020
01:01:30,829 --> 01:01:32,037
# Do a brave new dance #
1021
01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:33,580
# Into the breach right here #
1022
01:01:33,748 --> 01:01:34,915
# Do a brave new dance #
1023
01:01:36,209 --> 01:01:38,585
# Go to la guerre
like those French kids #
1024
01:01:41,172 --> 01:01:43,549
# Goin' to battle,
don't take no shit #
1025
01:01:48,513 --> 01:01:49,680
There's nobody
on the streets.
1026
01:01:50,056 --> 01:01:51,056
Where is everyone?
1027
01:01:51,057 --> 01:01:52,850
This is creepy,
like the end of the world or something.
1028
01:01:52,851 --> 01:01:53,851
Just go. Go!
1029
01:01:54,227 --> 01:01:55,519
Come on.
We're almost there.
1030
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,478
Wait. I have an idea.
1031
01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:58,021
Katie, drive the van
up to the loading dock.
1032
01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:15,539
Eat 'em up,
eat 'em up.
1033
01:02:15,832 --> 01:02:16,832
Yum, yum, yum.
1034
01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:19,752
We're too late.
1035
01:02:19,753 --> 01:02:20,711
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
1036
01:02:20,712 --> 01:02:21,962
Just drive to the loading dock.
1037
01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:23,380
But they're already there.
1038
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,507
# Get your hands on the wheel #
1039
01:02:26,801 --> 01:02:28,719
# I gotta hold them up here #
1040
01:02:31,473 --> 01:02:32,598
Can I see your ticket, Bud?
1041
01:02:33,308 --> 01:02:34,308
Ticket?
1042
01:02:39,606 --> 01:02:42,274
Hey. What, are you guys
from Midvale High or somethin'?
1043
01:02:42,984 --> 01:02:44,401
Look, I don't want any trouble.
1044
01:02:46,446 --> 01:02:47,821
That'll be 3 bucks apiece.
1045
01:02:49,741 --> 01:02:51,700
3, 6, 9...
1046
01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:57,414
And the dog has got
to stay out here.
1047
01:03:00,919 --> 01:03:03,504
Okay, okay.
You can take the dog inside.
1048
01:03:15,642 --> 01:03:17,351
What? No valet parking?
1049
01:03:17,352 --> 01:03:18,352
Steve.
1050
01:03:23,942 --> 01:03:24,858
We don't have much time.
1051
01:03:24,859 --> 01:03:25,818
Right.
1052
01:03:25,819 --> 01:03:26,902
- We gotta act fast.
- Right.
1053
01:03:27,278 --> 01:03:28,403
We get this equipment
near the gym.
1054
01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:29,363
Yeah.
1055
01:03:29,364 --> 01:03:30,948
We gotta isolate the C.H.U.D.s
from the other kids.
1056
01:03:31,157 --> 01:03:32,783
- Why?
- We can stop 'em with this stuff.
1057
01:03:32,784 --> 01:03:33,784
Sounds like a plan.
1058
01:03:34,285 --> 01:03:35,577
- It does?
- Yeah.
1059
01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:37,246
- Right.
- Right.
1060
01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:47,756
Shhh!
1061
01:03:48,007 --> 01:03:51,468
I am a hungry man.
1062
01:03:56,641 --> 01:03:57,975
Let's party!
1063
01:04:09,070 --> 01:04:10,279
Great costumes.
1064
01:04:10,446 --> 01:04:11,446
Who are they?
1065
01:04:11,489 --> 01:04:12,531
Is that my father?
1066
01:04:16,870 --> 01:04:17,870
Gross.
1067
01:04:20,248 --> 01:04:21,623
- Mr. Proctor's one of them.
- Shoot him!
1068
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:22,791
We're gonna
have to kill him.
1069
01:04:24,919 --> 01:04:27,004
- Great. Aw, great!
- What are we gonna do, Kevin?
1070
01:04:27,005 --> 01:04:29,214
- Can't you work that thing?
- Throw him some lab rats or something.
1071
01:04:29,215 --> 01:04:30,924
- I'm trying to!
- Turn this on.
1072
01:04:31,509 --> 01:04:33,010
Quick!
1073
01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:35,137
Suck on these.
1074
01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:50,068
Get him, Steve!
1075
01:05:16,137 --> 01:05:17,304
I--I can't
hold him down.
1076
01:05:17,305 --> 01:05:18,305
Hold him down on this!
1077
01:05:38,493 --> 01:05:40,035
- I think it's gonna work.
- Shoot him.
1078
01:05:40,578 --> 01:05:41,620
Come on!
Come on.
1079
01:05:41,621 --> 01:05:42,621
Kevin!
1080
01:05:43,247 --> 01:05:44,706
Jeez, he was ugly before, but...
1081
01:06:02,183 --> 01:06:03,183
Nice shot.
1082
01:06:03,184 --> 01:06:04,810
Yeah, but how long is he
gonna stay like that?
1083
01:06:05,103 --> 01:06:07,187
Who cares.
Let's just get the hell out of here.
1084
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:09,690
Wait. Steve,
I wanna try something.
1085
01:06:10,149 --> 01:06:11,108
Are you crazy?
Come on.
1086
01:06:11,109 --> 01:06:12,109
What are you gonna do, Kev?
1087
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:14,903
- What are you...
- Come on.
1088
01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:15,904
Are you crazy?
1089
01:06:16,114 --> 01:06:17,072
- What are you doing!
- Just a second!
1090
01:06:17,073 --> 01:06:18,407
He always was the teacher's pet.
1091
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,033
- God.
- Go! Run!
1092
01:06:29,127 --> 01:06:30,127
We destroyed a C.H.U.D.
1093
01:06:31,004 --> 01:06:33,255
You know, if he were alive,
1094
01:06:34,215 --> 01:06:35,298
he would've given us an A for that.
1095
01:06:35,299 --> 01:06:36,550
Come on.
We don't have much time.
1096
01:07:01,075 --> 01:07:02,075
I know what happened.
1097
01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:04,745
The introduction of electricity
shorts out their supercharged brains.
1098
01:07:04,746 --> 01:07:06,830
Once the body's on ice it becomes
a closed system.
1099
01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:09,499
Then the contained electrical charge
causes an implosion.
1100
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:11,334
If we can get them in the pool,
I have an idea.
1101
01:07:11,335 --> 01:07:12,294
Sounds like a plan.
1102
01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:13,295
- It does?
- Yeah.
1103
01:07:31,189 --> 01:07:32,522
Okay, over there under the clock.
1104
01:07:37,361 --> 01:07:38,862
Now all we have to do
is get them in the pool.
1105
01:07:39,781 --> 01:07:41,114
- How?
- We need bait.
1106
01:07:42,366 --> 01:07:43,533
My locker's right over here.
1107
01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:44,785
No, you can't do that.
1108
01:07:44,786 --> 01:07:45,786
Yes, I can, Kevin.
1109
01:07:45,787 --> 01:07:47,788
- He's right, Katie.
- No, he's not, Steve.
1110
01:07:47,789 --> 01:07:48,789
I don't want you to get hurt.
1111
01:07:49,749 --> 01:07:51,041
Thanks, Kevin. Really.
1112
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:52,042
I'm gonna go myself.
1113
01:07:52,335 --> 01:07:54,419
If you were a C.H.U.D.,
who would you prefer for a meal?
1114
01:07:56,964 --> 01:07:58,006
Please be careful.
1115
01:07:58,591 --> 01:08:01,218
Listen, I like that you care, really.
1116
01:08:01,469 --> 01:08:02,469
Now I'm gonna go change.
1117
01:08:03,471 --> 01:08:04,471
Can I watch?
1118
01:08:07,725 --> 01:08:08,725
Okay, let's go to work.
1119
01:08:23,407 --> 01:08:24,866
How can we be sure we'll
get 'em all in the pool?
1120
01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,201
That's up to Katie now.
1121
01:08:27,662 --> 01:08:29,496
We gotta barricade that corner.
1122
01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:32,833
Come on.
Help me move this.
1123
01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,209
- Move that?
- Come on!
1124
01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,711
Push!
1125
01:09:12,498 --> 01:09:15,458
Hey! Zombies!
1126
01:09:16,669 --> 01:09:17,711
Well, who wants a bite?
1127
01:09:20,173 --> 01:09:21,173
Come and get it.
1128
01:09:21,382 --> 01:09:23,133
Ka-tie.
1129
01:09:23,509 --> 01:09:25,760
Yum, yum, yum.
1130
01:09:25,761 --> 01:09:26,928
Oh, shit.
1131
01:09:42,445 --> 01:09:43,445
Hit the lights.
1132
01:09:44,322 --> 01:09:45,447
Why?
They're afraid of the dark?
1133
01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:47,115
They might be.
Hit the lights.
1134
01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:04,132
My God. The door's locked.
1135
01:10:04,383 --> 01:10:05,717
- Katie, come on!
- Get in.
1136
01:10:05,718 --> 01:10:06,968
Close the door!
Close the door! Close the door!
1137
01:10:11,015 --> 01:10:12,807
Katie, get out
of the pool!
1138
01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:13,808
Get out of the pool!
1139
01:10:14,352 --> 01:10:15,352
Get them in the pool.
1140
01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:20,482
Katie, get out!
1141
01:10:22,777 --> 01:10:24,694
Hold on to the life preserver.
Okay, get 'em in the pool.
1142
01:10:40,795 --> 01:10:41,836
Katie, get out of the pool!
1143
01:10:53,266 --> 01:10:54,266
Mr. Graves.
1144
01:10:56,018 --> 01:10:57,018
Mr. Graves.
1145
01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:03,775
Get the tanks in the pool!
1146
01:11:05,736 --> 01:11:07,946
- Did you unscrew them?
- Sure. I think. . .
1147
01:11:07,947 --> 01:11:08,947
Damn it, Steve.
1148
01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:15,704
Keep them in the pool.
1149
01:11:22,086 --> 01:11:23,086
Aah!
1150
01:11:25,548 --> 01:11:26,673
Now! Kevin, now!
1151
01:11:34,515 --> 01:11:35,515
Ice cube time, boys!
1152
01:12:05,713 --> 01:12:06,796
Down, you rats.
1153
01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:32,113
Unreal.
1154
01:12:38,829 --> 01:12:40,580
Kevin!
1155
01:12:40,915 --> 01:12:41,915
Katie, over here!
1156
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:43,500
Over here!
1157
01:12:44,710 --> 01:12:45,710
Yuhh.
1158
01:12:46,253 --> 01:12:47,253
They're melting.
1159
01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,548
Quick, introduce some electricity
to the ice.
1160
01:12:50,549 --> 01:12:51,549
How?
1161
01:12:51,675 --> 01:12:53,343
Um, the clock!
1162
01:12:55,096 --> 01:12:56,096
Kevin.
1163
01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:16,783
Be careful.
Don't let 'em touch each other.
1164
01:13:25,459 --> 01:13:26,459
Come on!
1165
01:13:27,628 --> 01:13:30,880
Ok, now, the positive charge
has to be grounded to the ice.
1166
01:13:32,550 --> 01:13:34,092
The negative charge
will be put into the--
1167
01:13:34,885 --> 01:13:37,595
Or is it to the, uh--
it's, uh--
1168
01:13:38,514 --> 01:13:40,265
The negative charge
would then be--
1169
01:13:40,266 --> 01:13:41,558
To close the circuit,
the negative charge.
1170
01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:42,851
What?!
1171
01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:44,018
Just give me a second!
1172
01:13:44,478 --> 01:13:47,105
Okay, the water become ionated
with positive electrons--
1173
01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:51,484
Holy cow. Here.
1174
01:13:52,403 --> 01:13:53,486
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1175
01:14:02,163 --> 01:14:03,163
Hi.
1176
01:14:09,837 --> 01:14:12,172
Why isn't it working?
Okay, again. Again.
1177
01:14:23,601 --> 01:14:24,601
Please.
1178
01:14:32,026 --> 01:14:34,319
Damn this thing.
Come on. Work. Work.
1179
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,779
Katie, hold on!
1180
01:14:37,114 --> 01:14:38,114
Damn it, come on!
1181
01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:41,910
No!
1182
01:14:52,505 --> 01:14:53,505
What's wrong with this thing?
1183
01:14:55,674 --> 01:14:56,674
Come on!
1184
01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:58,259
Uhh!
1185
01:15:07,561 --> 01:15:08,561
Please.
1186
01:15:10,564 --> 01:15:11,564
It's working.
1187
01:15:12,650 --> 01:15:13,650
Freeze!
1188
01:15:15,819 --> 01:15:16,819
Hold on, Katie.
1189
01:15:17,947 --> 01:15:18,947
Stand back.
1190
01:15:24,245 --> 01:15:25,245
Ha ha ha!
1191
01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:29,290
You're dust.
1192
01:15:37,675 --> 01:15:38,675
It's working.
1193
01:15:38,926 --> 01:15:40,093
It's working.
It's great.
1194
01:15:40,594 --> 01:15:41,553
It is?
1195
01:15:41,554 --> 01:15:42,720
Katie, come on down.
Katie.
1196
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,650
Beautiful.
1197
01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,361
Yes.
1198
01:16:05,953 --> 01:16:07,453
It's working.
It's working!
1199
01:16:36,609 --> 01:16:37,609
It's over.
1200
01:16:38,110 --> 01:16:40,194
Hey. You okay?
1201
01:16:40,613 --> 01:16:42,947
It's all right.
It's over. It's okay.
1202
01:16:43,198 --> 01:16:44,157
It's okay.
1203
01:16:44,158 --> 01:16:45,158
Hi.
1204
01:16:45,659 --> 01:16:46,659
Oh.
1205
01:16:58,839 --> 01:17:00,465
Mmm-uhh!
1206
01:17:01,342 --> 01:17:02,300
Okay, let's go.
1207
01:17:02,301 --> 01:17:04,344
Come on. Move 'em.
Move 'em. Move 'em.
1208
01:17:13,187 --> 01:17:14,604
1-3-9-9.
1209
01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:16,439
1300 Saturn.
1210
01:17:17,650 --> 01:17:18,650
What happened?
1211
01:17:18,734 --> 01:17:20,485
Some nut cases attacked the kids.
1212
01:17:20,486 --> 01:17:21,486
Murderers?
1213
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:23,821
Maybe some escapees
from the loony bin.
1214
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:25,531
I bet it's people from that hospital.
1215
01:17:26,158 --> 01:17:28,409
I always said they keep
crazy people up there.
1216
01:17:30,537 --> 01:17:31,788
This is all my fault.
1217
01:17:32,164 --> 01:17:33,164
No, it wasn't.
1218
01:17:34,249 --> 01:17:35,249
Yes, it was.
1219
01:17:36,710 --> 01:17:37,960
What can I say to make it better?
1220
01:17:39,254 --> 01:17:41,005
What do people say
when they screw up?
1221
01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:44,092
I'm sorry.
1222
01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:46,636
Hey, what are friends for, huh?
1223
01:17:51,183 --> 01:17:53,142
Why do I feel a song
coming on here?
1224
01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:09,325
Hey, isn't that Steve over there?
1225
01:18:10,577 --> 01:18:11,994
Thank God he's all right.
1226
01:18:19,086 --> 01:18:20,086
Uh-oh.
1227
01:18:33,058 --> 01:18:34,267
So who wants a ride to school?
1228
01:18:34,893 --> 01:18:35,935
I do. I do.
1229
01:18:36,437 --> 01:18:37,437
Where's Steve?
1230
01:18:40,441 --> 01:18:41,441
He's gone.
1231
01:18:41,942 --> 01:18:43,234
What do you mean gone?
Where?
1232
01:18:50,701 --> 01:18:51,701
He left this note.
1233
01:18:56,957 --> 01:18:59,959
Amigos, I screwed up
royally the other night
1234
01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:02,336
which is getting to be
a habit with me.
1235
01:19:03,547 --> 01:19:05,047
I figure if I?m gonna
change my ways,
1236
01:19:05,048 --> 01:19:06,174
I'd better change my life,
1237
01:19:06,842 --> 01:19:08,176
so I'm off to see the world.
1238
01:19:09,219 --> 01:19:10,219
Hey. Lucky world, huh?
1239
01:19:11,305 --> 01:19:13,055
Anyhow, you two take care.
1240
01:19:13,474 --> 01:19:15,641
And P.S.,
has any one ever told you two
1241
01:19:15,642 --> 01:19:17,018
you make an outrageous couple?
1242
01:19:18,312 --> 01:19:20,313
adios, Steve.
1243
01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,441
Man, I'm gonna miss that guy.
1244
01:19:25,110 --> 01:19:26,110
Yeah. Me, too.
1245
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:42,960
Ride?
1246
01:19:52,095 --> 01:19:53,095
Shh.
1247
01:19:54,097 --> 01:19:55,556
I'm undercover. Shh.
1248
01:19:58,435 --> 01:19:59,435
Shh.
1249
01:20:10,989 --> 01:20:12,490
Suppose we drive until dark
1250
01:20:12,491 --> 01:20:15,868
and stop somewhere
for a bite to eat.
1251
01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:25,378
I am a hungry man!
1252
01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:37,390
# Ah-Mmm #
1253
01:20:52,739 --> 01:20:53,865
# The sun has set #
1254
01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:55,741
# Day begins to die #
1255
01:20:56,702 --> 01:20:57,743
# October moon #
1256
01:20:58,495 --> 01:20:59,954
# Climbin' in the sky #
1257
01:21:00,581 --> 01:21:01,581
# The time is here #
1258
01:21:01,832 --> 01:21:03,499
# Night of the undead #
1259
01:21:04,418 --> 01:21:05,626
# What's with the fear? #
1260
01:21:05,961 --> 01:21:07,420
# Hide beneath your bed #
1261
01:21:08,547 --> 01:21:09,881
# I'm a-walkin' #
1262
01:21:10,465 --> 01:21:12,425
# I'm a-talkin' #
1263
01:21:12,426 --> 01:21:13,926
# I'm a-stalkin' #
1264
01:21:13,927 --> 01:21:15,720
# Comin' to your room tonight #
1265
01:21:16,430 --> 01:21:17,555
# I will find you #
1266
01:21:18,223 --> 01:21:19,432
# Shadows blind you #
1267
01:21:20,183 --> 01:21:21,309
# Close behind you #
1268
01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:23,311
# Comin' over for a bite #
1269
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,564
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1270
01:21:27,524 --> 01:21:28,524
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1271
01:21:29,359 --> 01:21:30,651
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1272
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,361
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1273
01:21:40,495 --> 01:21:42,288
# Mm, there's no escape #
1274
01:21:42,748 --> 01:21:44,206
# I'm loose in the street #
1275
01:21:45,083 --> 01:21:48,127
# I'm dyin' for someone good to eat #
1276
01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:50,129
# I smell your blood #
1277
01:21:50,547 --> 01:21:51,964
# Burnin' in the night #
1278
01:21:52,883 --> 01:21:55,885
# You can't hold out
till the mornin' light #
1279
01:21:56,970 --> 01:21:58,137
# I'm a-walkin' #
1280
01:21:58,805 --> 01:22:00,139
# I'm a-talkin' #
1281
01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:02,016
# I'm a-stalkin' #
1282
01:22:02,309 --> 01:22:04,143
# Comin' to your room tonight #
1283
01:22:04,603 --> 01:22:05,853
# I will find you #
1284
01:22:06,647 --> 01:22:07,855
# Shadows blind you #
1285
01:22:08,690 --> 01:22:09,690
# Close behind you #
1286
01:22:10,067 --> 01:22:11,776
# Comin' over for a bite #
1287
01:22:13,946 --> 01:22:14,946
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1288
01:22:15,948 --> 01:22:16,948
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1289
01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:18,866
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1290
01:22:19,826 --> 01:22:20,868
# Bud the C.H.U.D. #
1291
01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:43,761
Good night.
1292
01:24:46,305 --> 01:24:52,214
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