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Previously, on "The Bold Type"...
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I don't write for the dot-com.
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Welcome to the digital team, Jane.
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We're gonna have a lot of fun.
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People don't want perfection,
they want honesty.
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This is the real me. Heartbroken.
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And I think it's about
time we started being real
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- with one another.
- Look at how many people
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you're inspiring.
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You're also a carrier of the BRCA gene.
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- That is a game-changer for you.
- Why?
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If kids are in your future,
you need to start thinking
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about it now.
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Richard asked me to move in with him.
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I don't want to lose this.
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- Me.
- What do you want to do?
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I want to move in with Richard.
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Turns out I am a hoarder.
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- Who knew?
- I did.
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- Ha-ha.
- Gonna miss your mess, though.
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I know you will.
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I think I'm all packed.
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Officially out of here.
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Oh. Thanks.
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You know, um...
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I could just ask them to
move my bed back and forth.
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Mm, you probably should.
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But first they should
take their shirts off.
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- It's very hot in here, right?
- Yeah, so hot.
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You know...
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As long as I live here,
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it's your home, too.
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I know.
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I love you.
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Stop.
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- Why are you taking this?
- Come on.
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Yes, my sex life
with Richard is fantastic,
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but I am not leaving Mr. Hemsworth.
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"Mr. Hemsworth"?
This is "Reliable Buddy."
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Uh, excuse me, I think that I know
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my vibrator when I see it.
I got it at the...
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Pink Pussycat on Bleeker.
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- Mine's missing.
- Okay.
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That doesn't mean that we swapped...
vibrators.
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You keep yours near your bed, right?
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Yeah! Oh, except
for when we had the dinner party,
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so I moved it from my bedroom to the...
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Bathroom.
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Where I dumped my makeup bag...
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after I got back from Jersey Shore.
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You know what, you take it.
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Actually, I think it's yours.
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- Nope, it isn't.
- No, it is,
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- because mine has a dent in it.
- How did you dent it?
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- Don't ask me questions.
- It is a going-away present.
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- You're welcome.
- No thanks, not necessary.
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I don't want it. Take it.
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Well, let's do this.
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Love ya. Thanks.
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You know...
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I really thought I had less stuff.
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Well, thank God you have this lamp.
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Which is great,
'cause I've had my eye on it
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in your apartment for a while now.
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Ah.
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And, uh, this is dirty, I assume?
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Yes, very.
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With the move and work,
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I haven't had much time to do anything.
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Oliver's been leaning on me a lot, so...
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All right, well,
dirty laundry goes in the closet.
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- Fran does it on Monday.
- Oh, hey, uh...
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you know, Fran is your housekeeper.
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She doesn't work for me.
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Fran is your housekeeper
because you live here now.
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- I live here.
- Yeah.
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That's so great.
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I think I'm still gonna do
my own laundry, though.
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What... seriously?
'Cause you don't have to.
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I know, but I like to.
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And anyway, these are my unmentionables.
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Then I shall not mention them.
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But I shall go tip the movers.
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Okay, come on out.
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I wanna see you in your
hockey outfit before you go.
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It's not an outfit.
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- It's a uniform.
- I like it.
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Give me a little spin.
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Whoo, yeah.
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Wow.
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You are so hot.
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You are gonna melt that ice,
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which is gonna send that puck
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right into the net.
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Yeah, I mean, I want to like it, but no.
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It's not doing it for me.
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But...
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what is doing it for me is the fact that
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you made me a pre-game snack.
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Oh, no.
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"Follitropin"?
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Oh, hey, is it egg-freezing time?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Uh, I went to the doctor and
they gave me the go-ahead
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to start my egg-freezing process.
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- That's great.
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's a big deal.
- I guess.
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I mean, it's just some injections
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and then the egg extraction,
which is a small procedure,
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but, uh, it's pretty straight-forward.
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Oh, except, um, no drinking,
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no carbs, and no sex for two weeks.
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I probably should have told you that.
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Uh, yeah.
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Are you kidding me?
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No carbs for two weeks?
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- So, what can I do?
- Nothing.
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They taught me how to do
the injections at the doctor's.
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- Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.
- You're gonna inject yourself?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I can help.
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I mean, I can be late for hockey,
it doesn't matter.
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No, no, no. You have playoffs,
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- which is so exciting...
- Mm.
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And, uh, I'm fine, so go.
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- And go Ryan's hockey team.
- The Zambronis, you mean?
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The Zambronis.
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Go.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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_
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All right.
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Here goes Operation "Freeze Jane's Eggs
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to Keep Her Options
Open for Her Future."
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- That's it?
- Yep.
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Wow.
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Bikini waxes laugh at that.
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- Hah.
- Yeah.
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- Okay, so it is 10:30...
- Mm-hmm.
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So for the next ten days,
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I have to take the injection
at the exact same time.
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Okey-dokey.
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You know, I love
any excuse to hang out, but
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why don't you just get Pinstripe
to help you with this stuff?
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Because, I mean,
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we're seven weeks into our relationship.
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I don't want to kill our early,
fun dating vibe
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with "alcohol wipes, hormone injection,
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mild cramping" vibes.
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This is mucking through
some tough stuff, and...
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It's too early for mucking.
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You want to focus on the other "ucking."
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Exactly.
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I'm really happy.
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And I want to protect what we have.
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You know,
it might bring you closer together.
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Really?
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Well, answer this question:
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Did you poop in front of Adena?
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I don't know what that
has to do with anything.
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Answer the question.
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I'd go to the Duane Reade...
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On my corner.
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But I'm an only child.
I don't poop in front of anyone.
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And I don't see what pooping has to do
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with fertility injections.
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It's something that has to be done,
and just because
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it's happening doesn't mean
that Ryan needs to be there.
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I already have a plan.
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His hockey team is in the playoffs.
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He's busy,
and once hockey season is over,
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I'll be done with this,
and we are back to where we were.
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Non-stop "ucking."
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Is that how you "uck"?
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How you doing?
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I'm good.
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Yeah, better.
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- What about you?
- I'm... I'm great.
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So last night I got into
one of those obligatory
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"is social media good or bad?" debates,
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and you came up on the side of good.
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Kat, your #BeReal campaign
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has exploded, it's incredible.
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I mean, look, look.
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- That's crazy.
- Break-ups, unemployment,
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health issues.
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I mean, it's amazing.
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- I keep scrolling.
- Oh, hold on.
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- What?
- Yeah, just go back up.
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- This?
- Yeah.
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"After 30 years,
my bar is being shut down.
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"I'm devastated that the
safe haven I've created for
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queer women will be gone forever."
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You know this place, Wild Susan?
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Yeah, it... Adena took me there once,
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and it's kind of become my spot.
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I'm gonna be in and out today.
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Cover when needed. Text when necessary.
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- Call when... don't call.
- Okay.
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- Where you going?
- Out.
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I'm gonna need you to run point
on the prom-themed shoot.
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- I will not be there.
- And it's all set?
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- Models, photographers booked?
- Yes.
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We can effectively memorialize
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the most traumatic night of my youth.
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Oh, no. You hated prom?
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- I... don't call.
- 'Kay, bye!
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- Hi, Jane.
- Hi.
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Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
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Oh, not at all.
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I did this incredible retreat at Kripalu
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and they taught me mini-meditations.
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Five minutes and I'm fully aligned
with the present moment.
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And here for you, so go.
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I'm starting my egg-freezing
process this week.
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- Obsessed.
- Good.
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Because I'm writing a piece on it.
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Wait, Jane.
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So what's your angle?
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Demystifying the egg-freezing process.
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Mm. Yeah, needs a little bit more.
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No problem. It's probably
better for the magazine anyway.
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Remember, you write for the dot-com.
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I really want this one for the dot-com,
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so we just need to plus it up.
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Plus it up?
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Plus up the challenges
of my medical condition?
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Yeah, next-level it. Find a fresh angle.
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Once you figure that out,
then you can write your piece.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Jane.
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Jacqueline.
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Andrew told me you wanted to talk?
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Yes, I saw that you are
reaching out to Cardi B
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for digital's new date-night column.
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I was hoping that maybe
you could hold off on that,
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because we're trying
to get Cardi for a feature
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in the magazine, and it's kind
of an either/or situation.
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Wow.
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Do you have a problem with that?
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No, I'm just a little surprised.
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Patrick, it's really important
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that digital and print
work well together,
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especially since we're
sharing resources...
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You misunderstand.
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Of course, I will hold off on Cardi B.
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I'm just a little surprised
that digital and print
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are throwing elbows for the same talent.
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Mm, I gotta up my game.
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"Plus it up"? Egg-freezing is emotional,
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and hard, and plenty plussed-up.
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Okay, look,
I know you don't like the guy,
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but you have to admit
it's pretty cool that
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he authorized a field
trip to Wild Susan.
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I want you guys to see how great it is.
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Hey, do you guys think
it's weird that I don't
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want Richard's housekeeper
doing my laundry?
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- That's insane.
- Yes.
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I bet he's had a
housekeeper his whole life.
258
00:10:59,132 --> 00:11:01,866
Well, I've had
a housekeeper my whole life.
259
00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:04,335
I had my aunt come over
and help my brother and I
260
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:06,738
clean the house,
but my life goal is to be
261
00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:09,140
successful enough to never have
to do my own laundry again.
262
00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:11,276
Not only have I never had a housekeeper,
263
00:11:11,311 --> 00:11:14,178
but in 12th grade
I almost was one at a hotel.
264
00:11:14,213 --> 00:11:16,648
- What happened?
- Failed the drug test.
265
00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:21,686
I don't get it.
266
00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:23,488
I mean, this place is packed.
267
00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:26,190
- Why is it closing?
- It's a scam.
268
00:11:26,225 --> 00:11:28,525
They say we owe 42 grand
to the state liquor authority,
269
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,760
but the fines are 20 years old
270
00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,162
and we didn't even know about them.
271
00:11:31,197 --> 00:11:33,363
Most of it is penalty.
We can't afford that.
272
00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:35,332
So, why did they come up now?
273
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,668
Owner, city, developer,
they want to gentrify
274
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the neighborhood, so they dug them up.
275
00:11:39,738 --> 00:11:41,205
Now we have to pay them all at once or
276
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we're in breach of our lease.
277
00:11:42,942 --> 00:11:45,176
It was a good run, but we're done.
278
00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:46,877
Thank you.
279
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:50,014
- That sucks.
- Yeah.
280
00:11:50,049 --> 00:11:51,982
You know, I love going to
straight bars with you guys,
281
00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:55,219
I do, but I'm still finding myself
282
00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:57,554
and finding my place,
and having a bar like this
283
00:11:57,589 --> 00:11:59,589
has been really great.
284
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,426
And now they're gonna tear it
down to build a luxury condo.
285
00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:03,828
Well, you know what,
286
00:12:03,863 --> 00:12:05,362
we can go to other
lesbian bars with you.
287
00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:06,930
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, you know, this is
288
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:10,233
actually one of only two
lesbian bars in the city.
289
00:12:10,268 --> 00:12:11,568
- What?
- You're kidding.
290
00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:13,570
It's ridiculous.
291
00:12:13,605 --> 00:12:16,340
You know what, I'm texting my lawyer.
292
00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:18,508
You have a lawyer?
293
00:12:18,544 --> 00:12:20,043
I do.
294
00:12:20,078 --> 00:12:22,312
She did #BeReal and hated her firm
295
00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:24,381
and quit, and we DM'd.
296
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:26,483
And now I have a lawyer.
297
00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:28,218
- Do I need a lawyer?
- Yeah.
298
00:12:29,343 --> 00:12:30,387
_
299
00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:32,188
Oh, no.
300
00:12:32,224 --> 00:12:33,557
I gotta go.
301
00:12:33,592 --> 00:12:35,425
- Sorry.
- What?
302
00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:42,198
Hey. So, um,
303
00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,100
we really have to get going.
Is Deirdre ready?
304
00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:45,568
Why did Oliver book Nick Chassen?
305
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:47,170
Because he's great at doing make-up.
306
00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:48,604
Yeah, well,
Nick's also the guy she caught
307
00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:50,106
blowing her boyfriend last Christmas.
308
00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:52,075
Oliver knew that. What was he thinking?
309
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,743
Give me one second.
310
00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:55,411
Hey, Deirdre.
311
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:57,513
Well, see you practicing that smolder.
312
00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:59,648
Let's get you some of
that genius face-painting.
313
00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:01,751
Yeah, try Bob Ross,
314
00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:02,986
because if she's the
model then you're losing
315
00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:04,587
the best make-up artist in town.
316
00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:06,589
Best at blowing guys too drunk to care.
317
00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,758
- Trust me, he cared.
- Oh.
318
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:09,959
- Screw this.
- Fine.
319
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:12,295
Oh, no, no. Um, guys!
320
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,297
Okay. Hey, can you give me ten minutes
321
00:13:14,332 --> 00:13:16,432
- and I can figure this out?
- No, you won't.
322
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,267
I can't believe Oliver
booked them together.
323
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,135
I'm billing for this time.
324
00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,408
Actually, the thing is,
they're all very distinct.
325
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:26,642
It makes my job relatively easy.
326
00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,343
- Hey.
- Hi.
327
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,578
What are you doing here?
328
00:13:29,614 --> 00:13:31,079
I just had a meeting with Trish.
329
00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:32,548
My editor. I have a book deal.
330
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:33,982
Oh, I know Trish. She... she's great.
331
00:13:34,018 --> 00:13:36,251
She just did Marina's book. Abromavic.
332
00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:37,586
- Right, yeah.
- I'm sorry.
333
00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:39,288
Do you two know each other?
334
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:41,023
Well, we just met,
335
00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:42,825
but I loved his column in "Pinstripe"
336
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,661
and I'm super into the fact
that he's dating you.
337
00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:46,896
Good times.
338
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,331
Uh, we should all go back to work.
339
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,233
Well, maybe we are working.
340
00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:52,934
I mean, isn't that the cool
thing about being a writer,
341
00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,770
you could argue that every
life moment is material?
342
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:58,039
No, not every life moment.
343
00:13:58,074 --> 00:13:59,774
- It's debatable.
- Agree to disagree.
344
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,242
You agreeing to disagree with me
345
00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:02,510
- is material.
- That doesn't make sense.
346
00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:05,246
Pitch: You two should write about
347
00:14:05,281 --> 00:14:07,348
your egg-freezing process together.
348
00:14:07,383 --> 00:14:08,450
- Cool.
- No.
349
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,785
Think about it: Two brilliant writers,
350
00:14:10,821 --> 00:14:13,955
who are a couple, going through
this monumental change together.
351
00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:17,191
You could really dig in,
explore the hopes around it, the fears.
352
00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:21,496
Well, I hope...
that this isn't happening.
353
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:24,599
Well, I really want it to, so...
354
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,068
- I'm afraid that it is, okay?
- We'll make it work.
355
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,635
Good.
356
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:30,204
Looking forward to it.
357
00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:32,006
- Good meeting you, Ryan.
- You, too.
358
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,674
Thanks for the gig.
359
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,214
So, how do you want to do this?
360
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,316
Should we take turns typing?
361
00:14:42,351 --> 00:14:45,252
Or maybe one of us
controls the keyboard.
362
00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,655
Who am I kidding, that's all you.
363
00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:49,323
Yeah, that's probably best.
364
00:14:49,358 --> 00:14:50,457
I think it would be really helpful if
365
00:14:50,493 --> 00:14:51,992
you broke it all down for me,
366
00:14:52,027 --> 00:14:53,994
explained the whole process so far.
367
00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:55,896
Also, I'd really love
to get a schedule of
368
00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:58,165
all of your doctor's visits,
your injections.
369
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,599
I wanna be there for all of it.
370
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,334
Also, I want to talk about side-effects.
371
00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:03,569
Are you experiencing mood swings
because of all the hormones,
372
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:06,439
or is it more physical stuff
like bloating, cramping?
373
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:07,841
You know, I don't really think
374
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:09,676
that approaching it
this way makes sense.
375
00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:12,445
So is that a "yes" on the mood swings?
376
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,715
Okay, well, what's your angle?
377
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,275
Well, um...
378
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,786
I was thinking it could be
379
00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:21,788
a he-said, she-said?
380
00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:24,925
Go off on our own,
write from our own perspectives.
381
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,127
I mean, you're Pinstripe, right?
382
00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,295
Actually, that was always
your nickname for me.
383
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:32,264
- Not really mine, but okay.
- I just mean...
384
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,400
Patrick really loved your column,
385
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:38,037
and, uh, we can't have sex for ten days.
386
00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,739
That's something you could write about.
387
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,009
Well, that's not really
an angle that interests me.
388
00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:46,178
Jane, I know we've never
written together before,
389
00:15:46,214 --> 00:15:48,647
but I think this could be a
really cool bonding experience.
390
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,016
We could be like Michael Chabon
and Ayelet Waldman,
391
00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,852
only with less micro-dosing.
392
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:56,521
I don't really think this
story lends itself to that.
393
00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,959
Okay.
394
00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:01,526
- Um...
- I'm so sorry.
395
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,027
I forgot I have a meeting.
396
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,964
Um... but look, it's gonna be great
397
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,200
and I can't wait to see
what you come up with.
398
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,035
All right, Sloan,
however you want to do it.
399
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,637
But you still have to keep me
looped in on the process.
400
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,173
I wanna know what's going on here.
401
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,742
Yeah, um, absolutely.
402
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,210
You'll be looped.
403
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,012
Happy writing.
404
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,055
Hello.
405
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,790
- Hi.
- Sutton.
406
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,392
It's a coincidence,
I was just about to call Oliver.
407
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,059
I heard there was an
issue at the prom shoot.
408
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,995
Right, yes. Unfortunately, we walked
409
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,363
right into some model drama.
410
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,032
Oh. And Oliver didn't step in?
411
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,533
I tried to fix it.
412
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:44,935
Lesson learned. Don't be a hero.
413
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,771
Especially when there's
tens of thousands of dollars at stake.
414
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,106
Yes.
415
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,541
Um, Oliver and I are...
are working on it.
416
00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:53,911
Good, because I have eight pages
417
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,413
that need to be filled
by tomorrow, midnight.
418
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,019
- And our car is here.
- I'll be right down.
419
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,788
- You okay?
- Yeah.
420
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,423
Yeah, I got it.
421
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,691
Um, I'm gonna go get some coffee.
422
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,092
I'm probably gonna be here late tonight.
423
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,794
All right, well, I'll be waiting up
424
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,695
with a ice-cold martini for you.
425
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:15,697
You're number one.
426
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,903
Hey.
427
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,405
Skinny latte with cinnamon.
428
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,274
Extra sweet, just like you.
429
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,712
Well, I'm sure you've heard
by now that the photo shoot
430
00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:32,248
was a little bumpy.
431
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:34,150
I heard.
432
00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:37,653
Well, I checked,
and since the model walked off,
433
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:40,423
the agency has to offer
a replacement at no cost,
434
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,524
and I figured we could
use an up-and-coming
435
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,492
make-up artist to save
a little bit of money there...
436
00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:46,561
Sounds good.
437
00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,432
Actually, it's not great.
438
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,468
- Jacqueline was pretty upset.
- Well, it came up unplanned.
439
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:57,772
So, um, it's handled.
440
00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:00,842
I'm gone for the day.
441
00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:02,110
You're leaving again?
442
00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:03,778
Where are you going?
443
00:18:03,813 --> 00:18:06,147
I'm going out, Sutton.
444
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:07,882
Stop asking where.
445
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,684
Out.
446
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:12,854
I'm sorry.
447
00:18:14,391 --> 00:18:16,657
Look...
448
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:19,560
photo shoots sometimes implode.
449
00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:21,863
We're allowed a misstep
every now and then.
450
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:24,198
Just get the shoot done
451
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,166
by 10:00 a.m. tomorrow,
get me the proofs to approve
452
00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:29,770
by 8:00 p.m., or those photos
won't make the issue's close.
453
00:18:29,806 --> 00:18:31,706
Neither of us need that.
454
00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:36,877
_
455
00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:40,915
So my lawyer said before
trying an injunction
456
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,349
I should talk to my city councilman,
457
00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:43,684
see if you can help.
458
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,820
The Wild Susan is a
really important bar.
459
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:47,989
It is, and I am committed
460
00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:51,191
to District 1 remaining inclusive
for our queer community.
461
00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:53,159
That's great.
462
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:56,530
- But I'm not sure I can help.
- Really?
463
00:18:56,565 --> 00:18:59,666
Look, I'll admit the fines
are onerous and unfortunate,
464
00:18:59,701 --> 00:19:01,701
but I can't have scofflaws.
465
00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:03,469
And every penny that we don't collect is
466
00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,405
a penny we don't have for
necessary social services
467
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,407
- that improve this district.
- Well, sure,
468
00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:08,909
but there's gotta be
something they can do.
469
00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:12,812
Yeah, come up with the $42,000.
470
00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:15,248
Other than that, I'm sorry.
471
00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:17,551
It's really the best I can do.
472
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:24,858
How do we raise $42,000 for
the Wild Susan in one week?
473
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,093
Um, crowdfunding.
474
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,529
You know, the first five people
to put money in
475
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,031
get free drinks forever.
476
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:34,767
Hey. I am back from being prodded.
477
00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:38,037
- That romance faded quickly.
- No, Dr. Kelso.
478
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:39,939
- Oh.
- I got my ovaries checked.
479
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:41,907
- And we're all good.
- Good.
480
00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:44,243
Did your, uh, writing partner
happen to join you?
481
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,079
He did not.
482
00:19:46,114 --> 00:19:48,081
Look, I don't care
what Patrick assigned us.
483
00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:49,949
There's some lines
I'm not willing to cross,
484
00:19:49,984 --> 00:19:51,551
and having my boyfriend witness
485
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,852
my trans-vaginal
ultrasound is one of them.
486
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,988
- Also pooping.
- Speaking of shit.
487
00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,856
I think something's
going on with Oliver.
488
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,525
He's been, like, totally out of it
with this photo shoot thing.
489
00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:02,227
And at first I thought it was because
490
00:20:02,262 --> 00:20:03,895
he hated his prom, you know?
491
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,897
Just being gay in the '90s in Oklahoma.
492
00:20:05,932 --> 00:20:08,200
- Oliver hated his prom.
- Yeah, I guess so.
493
00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:10,935
Anyway, then he snapped at me,
which was very strange.
494
00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:12,270
He's never done that before.
495
00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:14,573
I bet he felt like he didn't belong.
496
00:20:14,608 --> 00:20:16,308
At his prom? Maybe.
497
00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:17,979
I'd redo that night if I could.
498
00:20:18,645 --> 00:20:20,612
- I think a lot of people would.
- You guys,
499
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:24,015
what if we threw a prom
at the Wild Susan?
500
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,485
Except it's-it's like a...
a charity event.
501
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,121
We charge admission, we get donations,
502
00:20:29,156 --> 00:20:31,623
we invite a bunch of people
with a lot of coins.
503
00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:33,757
I love that.
We have so many prom dresses
504
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,326
and so many prom decorations.
505
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:38,028
- Let's do prom.
- Not just any prom.
506
00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:39,497
Queer prom.
507
00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:47,929
Oh, man.
508
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,916
I'm gonna be late because
I can't find anything
509
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:52,334
and I have to be at work
early for this prom re-shoot.
510
00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:54,202
I thought Oliver hated morning shoots.
511
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:56,804
- "Eye-bags."
- He does, but I'm taking over
512
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,940
- this shoot, so...
- Really?
513
00:20:58,976 --> 00:21:00,475
After what happened the other day,
514
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,410
doesn't that seem
a little irresponsible?
515
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:04,645
- Richard...
- Because it kind of does to me.
516
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:08,316
- I have it handled.
- Okay.
517
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,483
Hey, you wanna get dinner tonight?
518
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,650
Wanna go to a lesbian bar?
519
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,354
Kat is organizing a fundraiser
520
00:21:13,389 --> 00:21:16,323
to save the place from closing,
and also it just happens
521
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,758
to be prom themed.
522
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,960
So I would be your prom date?
523
00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,354
Yeah.
524
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,267
Mm.
525
00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:27,634
- Oh.
- What?
526
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,169
You know what else I don't have?
527
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,971
- What?
- Underwear.
528
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:32,606
Oh, I know,
you don't need 'em right now...
529
00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:34,942
No, I don't have any clean underwear.
530
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,610
- Oh.
- Which is fine, 'cause
531
00:21:36,645 --> 00:21:38,045
- I'm doing laundry tonight.
- Sutton, this is stupid.
532
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,579
- Just let Fra...
- It's fine.
533
00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,181
I'm gonna do laundry tonight.
534
00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:46,920
Have fun.
535
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,502
- Hi.
- Hi, you're early.
536
00:22:03,538 --> 00:22:04,737
Mm-hmm. Just wanted to get a head start
537
00:22:04,772 --> 00:22:05,939
- on the day.
- Wow.
538
00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:07,307
You're still on laundry strike?
539
00:22:07,342 --> 00:22:08,808
Yeah, and I'm sorry, but I can't
540
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:10,209
just become a person
who has who has a maid.
541
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,845
Yeah, that's great. I've now seen
both of my best friends' vaginas.
542
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,480
What? No, this is long enough.
543
00:22:14,515 --> 00:22:16,614
And with backlighting, completely sheer.
544
00:22:17,263 --> 00:22:18,817
Trust me, Landing Strip,
545
00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:20,552
we're gonna go to the fashion closet
546
00:22:20,587 --> 00:22:22,220
- and get you some underwear.
- Okay.
547
00:22:22,256 --> 00:22:24,056
Yep, we're good.
548
00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:31,063
Hey, who do we have
covering the Fenty roll-out?
549
00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:33,365
That would be Angie,
or she might actually kill me.
550
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,967
- Yeah, I could see that.
- Yeah.
551
00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:37,035
Hey, um, I've decided
552
00:22:37,071 --> 00:22:39,438
to host a fundraiser for Wild Susan.
553
00:22:39,473 --> 00:22:41,206
- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah.
554
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,108
I was just wondering,
do you think it would be okay
555
00:22:43,143 --> 00:22:44,876
if I tweet about it
from the "Scarlet" account?
556
00:22:44,911 --> 00:22:48,046
Mm. Fundraiser for a bar.
557
00:22:48,082 --> 00:22:50,681
I think that might be a gray
area for Safford Publications.
558
00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:53,684
Well, it's a queer prom
for anyone and everyone
559
00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:55,987
who feels like they missed out
or wants a do-over.
560
00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:58,322
And gray can very easily
become black and white.
561
00:22:58,358 --> 00:22:59,991
You can totally tweet about that.
562
00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:01,425
- Thank you.
- Jacqueline,
563
00:23:01,461 --> 00:23:03,694
Kat's hosting a queer prom fundraiser.
564
00:23:03,729 --> 00:23:06,563
You should totally come.
You'd get a kick out of that.
565
00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:08,265
- That sounds fun.
- Oh, my God,
566
00:23:08,301 --> 00:23:10,234
you know who would love
this is Sasha Velour.
567
00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:11,702
Oh, yes.
568
00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:13,537
She was a winner on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."
569
00:23:13,572 --> 00:23:15,072
So smart, sexy.
570
00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,540
She really is the
perfect person to launch
571
00:23:16,575 --> 00:23:18,742
- our date-night column.
- Oh, yeah.
572
00:23:18,777 --> 00:23:21,578
I'm familiar with "RuPaul's Drag Race."
573
00:23:21,614 --> 00:23:23,147
Really?
574
00:23:23,182 --> 00:23:25,081
If you need any help.
575
00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:27,918
Oh, that's sweet, but I got this.
576
00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:31,722
He's very passionate.
577
00:23:31,757 --> 00:23:33,924
- Indeed he is.
- Yeah.
578
00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:38,061
That shoot went pretty good,
but still no Oliver?
579
00:23:38,096 --> 00:23:39,396
Nope.
580
00:23:39,431 --> 00:23:40,964
I need an approved PO number now
581
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,266
- or I'm getting paid in 2020.
- Okay.
582
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,345
_
583
00:23:51,443 --> 00:23:53,376
Oh, my God.
584
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,514
I am really worried about Oliver.
585
00:23:57,549 --> 00:24:00,283
Something's definitely going on.
586
00:24:00,318 --> 00:24:02,585
It's Oliver. He's a rock.
587
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,987
- Rocks crumble, Jane.
- I don't think they do.
588
00:24:05,023 --> 00:24:06,189
Where do you think sand comes from?
589
00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:07,823
The beach.
590
00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:09,825
Who cares? It's Oliver.
591
00:24:10,301 --> 00:24:13,430
These queer prom dresses
are great. ROYGBIV.
592
00:24:13,465 --> 00:24:16,632
Anyway, I found
court papers on Oliver's desk.
593
00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:18,501
Wow. What for?
594
00:24:18,537 --> 00:24:20,670
Well, I didn't want to be
nosey... er than I was being.
595
00:24:20,705 --> 00:24:23,306
The thing is,
Richard knows something is wrong,
596
00:24:23,341 --> 00:24:25,075
and he wants to talk to me about Oliver,
597
00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:27,444
and I want to talk to him
because he's my boyfriend,
598
00:24:27,479 --> 00:24:30,312
but then I remember that Oliver
is a "Scarlet" employee
599
00:24:30,347 --> 00:24:32,747
and Richard's a board member, and...
600
00:24:32,783 --> 00:24:34,416
Hasn't that always been true, though?
601
00:24:34,452 --> 00:24:36,285
Yeah, but ever since
we moved in together
602
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,886
things have changed.
603
00:24:37,921 --> 00:24:40,431
The boundaries are blurry.
604
00:24:40,991 --> 00:24:42,491
- People knock now?
- I like it.
605
00:24:42,526 --> 00:24:43,959
People are starting
to pick up on the fact
606
00:24:43,994 --> 00:24:45,026
that this is our room.
607
00:24:45,062 --> 00:24:46,828
- Mm-hmm.
- Who is it?
608
00:24:46,863 --> 00:24:49,465
It's Ryan.
609
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,468
Come in.
610
00:24:52,503 --> 00:24:54,503
Hi, ladies.
611
00:24:54,538 --> 00:24:57,172
You have a second to talk?
612
00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,775
So, did you visit the doctor
after we met yesterday?
613
00:25:00,811 --> 00:25:02,711
'Cause, uh,
I've been doing some research,
614
00:25:02,746 --> 00:25:04,313
and from everything that I've read,
you're supposed to
615
00:25:04,348 --> 00:25:07,381
go every other day
to monitor the egg growth.
616
00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:09,049
- I did.
- Really?
617
00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:11,252
After we decided to write
the article together?
618
00:25:11,287 --> 00:25:12,920
Um, after Patrick decided
619
00:25:12,955 --> 00:25:14,822
and you hopped on the bandwagon.
620
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:16,324
Okay, I thought it would be fun.
621
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,593
My egg-freezing is not fun for me.
622
00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:20,328
That's not what I meant.
623
00:25:20,363 --> 00:25:22,230
I... why do I feel like
you're hiding this from me?
624
00:25:22,265 --> 00:25:24,898
Because I am.
625
00:25:29,639 --> 00:25:31,672
I just did this.
626
00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:34,142
I let Ben get involved
in all this medical stuff
627
00:25:34,177 --> 00:25:36,611
and it became a huge
part of our relationship,
628
00:25:36,646 --> 00:25:38,846
and it ruined everything.
I don't want that with you.
629
00:25:38,881 --> 00:25:40,948
Jane, you're going
through something right now.
630
00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:42,349
What do you expect me to do?
Just ignore it?
631
00:25:42,384 --> 00:25:43,684
Yes.
632
00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:45,953
I appreciate everything you're doing,
633
00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:47,287
but this is about me.
634
00:25:47,322 --> 00:25:48,889
It has nothing to do with you right now.
635
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,158
Yeah, except I'm dating you right now,
636
00:25:51,193 --> 00:25:52,425
and I told you I want to be involved.
637
00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,762
I don't want you involved.
638
00:25:58,734 --> 00:26:00,600
I'm just trying to keep things with us
639
00:26:00,636 --> 00:26:02,970
from getting heavy and weird, okay?
640
00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:04,504
Right.
641
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,874
I don't think it's working.
642
00:26:06,909 --> 00:26:08,575
I gotta go.
643
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:20,346
? Up on the wall down to the floor ?
644
00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:22,081
? Work out our demons ?
645
00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:24,383
? But the way we slam them doors ?
646
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,018
Entre.
647
00:26:26,054 --> 00:26:28,087
? 'Cause love is like a warrior ?
648
00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:29,421
- Hi!
- Hey!
649
00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:31,923
- Welcome to queer prom.
- Gay prom!
650
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,326
- Whoo!
- You guys look amazing.
651
00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:36,527
- Look at this bowtie.
- Wow, is that velvet?
652
00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,730
- Yes, it is.
- You'll almost fit in.
653
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,232
- How's it going?
- It's good.
654
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,100
You know, got a good turn-out,
655
00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:44,435
I'm wearing this dress that feels
the correct amount of extra.
656
00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:46,037
- Whoo!
- Okay.
657
00:26:46,073 --> 00:26:49,007
And... oh, uh, Patrick
didn't end up getting
658
00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,541
Sasha Velour, which was
kind of disappointing, but...
659
00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:52,911
- Mm.
- If you, uh, direct
660
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,280
your attention to the
vagina thermometer.
661
00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:57,282
- Wow!
- The night is young.
662
00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:59,150
I would also like to say hello
663
00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:02,354
to my best friend's boyfriend,
who has a lot of coins.
664
00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:03,474
Right.
665
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,056
You can donate! It's a worthy cause.
666
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:06,557
Okay, okay, sure. There.
667
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:08,058
- Hey!
- Hey...
668
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:09,761
- And that's...
- Wow, Richie Rich.
669
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,729
You guys are all worth it.
670
00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,264
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
671
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,400
- Come on, get in here.
- All right.
672
00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:17,602
- Please, enter.
- Jane.
673
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,037
- Why are you sad?
- Oh, well, you know, it's prom
674
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,707
but I can't sneak any booze
675
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,242
and I have to leave early
to take hormones, so...
676
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,278
- You know what you should do?
- What?
677
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,380
Dance, baby! Come on!
678
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,948
Come with me! Come on, let's go!
679
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,851
? All around me ?
680
00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:37,922
? My heart in agony
when you're around me ?
681
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,923
? So why do you pull me down ?
682
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,326
? Why you pull me down
why you pull me down ?
683
00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:46,463
Oh, it makes me so happy.
684
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,407
- Oh, come on.
- _
685
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,275
What?
686
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,812
The only thing that Oliver
has to do is approve the photos
687
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,881
I already sent him
to make this month's cover.
688
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,850
- And he hasn't?
- I'm really sorry,
689
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,685
but I'm gonna have to go
deal with this right now.
690
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,286
Sutton, come on,
this is getting ridiculous.
691
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,455
Just tell me what's going on.
692
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,756
Richard, you know that I can't.
693
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,357
I gotta go.
694
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,005
Club soda?
695
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,140
Yay.
696
00:28:34,702 --> 00:28:35,878
So, prom.
697
00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:38,146
Let me guess, you went
to yours middle fingers up...
698
00:28:38,182 --> 00:28:39,982
And you were Prom King.
699
00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:42,351
I actually skipped my prom
700
00:28:42,386 --> 00:28:45,354
to stay home with my mother
and watch reruns of "Full House."
701
00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:48,155
I, uh, didn't have a boyfriend
or girlfriend in high school.
702
00:28:48,191 --> 00:28:49,557
I guess I could have gone with friends,
703
00:28:49,593 --> 00:28:51,860
but I decided to play it safe.
704
00:28:51,895 --> 00:28:53,895
I have been known to get
in my way sometimes.
705
00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:56,598
What about you?
706
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,466
Uh, my prom was great.
707
00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:00,468
I, uh, planned the whole thing
708
00:29:00,504 --> 00:29:02,737
all the way down to the soundtrack
709
00:29:02,772 --> 00:29:04,472
I lost my virginity to.
710
00:29:04,508 --> 00:29:07,208
Oh, that's amazing.
711
00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:10,378
It was, on paper.
712
00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:14,382
I wasn't into my boyfriend anymore
713
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,618
but I didn't want to admit it to myself.
714
00:29:16,653 --> 00:29:20,588
And I chose my dream dress
but it was itchy and hot,
715
00:29:20,624 --> 00:29:22,724
so none of it was real.
716
00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:27,495
And I kind of wish it was.
717
00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:32,266
Uh, I think I screwed
things up with Ryan, so...
718
00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:36,404
I'll get you that article,
it just might take a little while.
719
00:29:38,474 --> 00:29:39,840
Jane.
720
00:29:40,876 --> 00:29:42,576
? Showtime ?
721
00:29:42,611 --> 00:29:44,245
? Roll time ?
722
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,588
Oh, my God.
723
00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:48,115
Okay, I am rolling,
724
00:29:48,151 --> 00:29:51,218
so it's possible that
I am conjuring this,
725
00:29:51,254 --> 00:29:53,054
but did Sasha Velour just come to prom?
726
00:29:53,089 --> 00:29:55,189
- Oh, my God. It's Sasha.
- I can't believe she's here.
727
00:29:55,224 --> 00:29:56,323
Hi, I'm Kat.
728
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,459
Yeah, that's her.
729
00:29:58,494 --> 00:29:59,893
Wait, you're rolling?
730
00:29:59,929 --> 00:30:01,894
Thank you so much for coming.
731
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,129
What is happening? Is... is Jacqueline
732
00:30:03,165 --> 00:30:05,298
really friends with Sasha?
733
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,667
Jacqueline's friends with everyone.
734
00:30:09,438 --> 00:30:11,104
? I know that you feelin' me ?
735
00:30:11,139 --> 00:30:12,738
? Oh ?
736
00:30:12,774 --> 00:30:14,274
? If you live this loud, show it ?
737
00:30:14,309 --> 00:30:16,309
? Show it, show it ?
738
00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:18,144
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
739
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:21,347
I'm fertility Cinderella,
so I've gotta go.
740
00:30:21,383 --> 00:30:23,883
Oh, your injection.
I was supposed to do that.
741
00:30:23,918 --> 00:30:25,818
Oh, no, I can do it myself. It's fine.
742
00:30:25,853 --> 00:30:28,321
Hey, what you did here
is really amazing.
743
00:30:28,356 --> 00:30:30,823
Thanks. You know,
I've been so in my feelings lately.
744
00:30:30,858 --> 00:30:33,359
It feels good to channel my energy
745
00:30:33,395 --> 00:30:35,127
into something that really matters,
you know?
746
00:30:35,162 --> 00:30:37,329
- I'm proud of you.
- Hey.
747
00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:42,367
- Oh, is that the councilman?
- Yeah.
748
00:30:42,403 --> 00:30:44,703
Well, that's a good sign
that he came, right?
749
00:30:44,738 --> 00:30:46,105
Yeah.
750
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,439
All right, good luck.
751
00:30:47,475 --> 00:30:49,575
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
752
00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:05,591
Good lord, what's happening?
753
00:31:05,626 --> 00:31:07,459
You would know if you
responded to my texts.
754
00:31:07,495 --> 00:31:10,762
- What are you doing here, Red?
- We need to talk.
755
00:31:11,665 --> 00:31:13,164
All right.
756
00:31:13,199 --> 00:31:16,001
Well, my guests are just leaving.
757
00:31:16,036 --> 00:31:18,269
See you later, Carly.
758
00:31:18,304 --> 00:31:20,338
Aww...
759
00:31:22,109 --> 00:31:24,408
- Mm...
- Bye, Ollie.
760
00:31:48,895 --> 00:31:51,696
These look good, by the way.
761
00:31:51,731 --> 00:31:53,564
Thank you.
762
00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:01,251
So you're probably
wondering who that was.
763
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,053
Her name is Carly,
764
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:06,390
and she's the daughter of an old friend.
765
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,058
A boyfriend.
766
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,861
We lived together for six years,
767
00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:11,529
and three of them were with Carly.
768
00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:15,064
So, you're like her dad?
769
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,933
I taught her how to Rollerblade,
770
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,699
dance, accessorize...
771
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,507
What's going on now?
772
00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:26,676
Uh, Jasper, my ex,
773
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,445
used heroin before I knew him,
774
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:32,315
and recently it's gotten
the best of him.
775
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:35,552
Um, Carly's mom isn't in the picture,
776
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,622
so Carly was headed
for a group home, but
777
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,790
I'm not having that.
778
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:44,661
So you're... what?
779
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,229
I'm applying to be her legal guardian.
780
00:32:46,863 --> 00:32:48,331
And we'll see, okay?
781
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,466
The paperwork,
the vetting, it's intense.
782
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,668
They don't make it any easier
for a single gay black man.
783
00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:55,337
I bet. Oh, Oliver...
784
00:32:55,372 --> 00:32:56,798
I approve.
785
00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,508
Oh, thank goodness.
786
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:22,664
- Should we get a drink?
- Absolutely.
787
00:33:24,034 --> 00:33:25,332
Can we get some champagne, please?
788
00:33:27,537 --> 00:33:30,404
- I love this.
- This is so great.
789
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,472
Thank you.
790
00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,240
- Thank you.
- Ah.
791
00:33:33,276 --> 00:33:35,543
- Cheers.
- Hi, Jacqueline.
792
00:33:35,579 --> 00:33:37,679
Oh, Patrick. Well, you were right.
793
00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:40,147
I am getting a kick out of this prom.
794
00:33:40,183 --> 00:33:42,183
I just have to tell you, I...
795
00:33:42,218 --> 00:33:43,718
I'm, like, a huge fan.
796
00:33:43,753 --> 00:33:46,020
- Yeah. Just, yeah.
- Thanks.
797
00:33:46,056 --> 00:33:48,222
So how do you two know each other?
798
00:33:48,257 --> 00:33:49,548
Oh, um...
799
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,693
Well, I discovered Sasha
when she was performing
800
00:33:52,728 --> 00:33:54,728
completely unknown in a little club
801
00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:56,262
right around the corner
from our apartment,
802
00:33:56,298 --> 00:33:57,864
and Ian and I became superfans.
803
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,433
I was completely broke,
but we hit it off.
804
00:34:00,469 --> 00:34:02,970
Turns out Sasha is amazing with kids.
805
00:34:03,005 --> 00:34:04,705
She needed a job, we needed a nanny,
806
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:06,974
so she ended working for us
807
00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:09,175
- for two years.
- Best two years of my life.
808
00:34:09,211 --> 00:34:11,444
And then the world finally discovered
809
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,913
what we already knew.
810
00:34:12,948 --> 00:34:14,648
- Brilliant.
- Stop.
811
00:34:14,683 --> 00:34:17,417
Jacqueline told me all about
your date-night column.
812
00:34:17,452 --> 00:34:19,185
Sounds amazing.
813
00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:21,888
Come find me on the dance
floor when you're ready.
814
00:34:21,924 --> 00:34:22,988
See you.
815
00:34:26,928 --> 00:34:30,763
Well, I feel stupid
816
00:34:30,798 --> 00:34:32,932
saying that I underestimated you,
817
00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,067
because you're Jacqueline Carlyle,
818
00:34:35,103 --> 00:34:36,568
but I did.
819
00:34:36,604 --> 00:34:37,737
Puts you in good company.
820
00:34:37,772 --> 00:34:41,741
- We live and learn.
- We do.
821
00:34:41,776 --> 00:34:44,309
Okay, I'm gonna go get that interview.
822
00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:46,245
Good idea.
823
00:34:59,026 --> 00:35:01,126
- Hi.
- Hey.
824
00:35:02,595 --> 00:35:05,363
What are you doing here?
825
00:35:05,398 --> 00:35:07,331
It's almost 10:30.
826
00:35:20,213 --> 00:35:23,247
So you missed hockey?
827
00:35:23,283 --> 00:35:25,349
I wanted to be here.
828
00:35:25,385 --> 00:35:27,351
In case you needed help
with your injection.
829
00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:29,921
And if you don't, that's okay, too.
830
00:35:29,956 --> 00:35:32,490
But I pushed you away.
831
00:35:32,525 --> 00:35:35,026
Well, I came back.
832
00:35:35,062 --> 00:35:37,161
I know you said you've tried this before
833
00:35:37,197 --> 00:35:41,865
and it was hard,
but you haven't tried it with me.
834
00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:48,005
I just really like
what we have right now.
835
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,740
I've never felt this way about anybody,
836
00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:51,975
and I wanted to protect
that so badly that
837
00:35:52,011 --> 00:35:54,645
I tried to keep all the mess away.
838
00:35:54,681 --> 00:35:56,280
But that's dumb because
839
00:35:56,316 --> 00:35:58,316
that's part of it all, right?
840
00:35:58,351 --> 00:36:00,718
Right.
841
00:36:14,312 --> 00:36:15,387
_
842
00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:18,401
Did you set an alarm for my injection?
843
00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:19,712
Damn right, I did.
844
00:36:20,606 --> 00:36:22,439
That's so sweet,
but you're half an hour early.
845
00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:24,107
Oh, that's just the first reminder.
846
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:26,743
There'll be another one at 10:30.
847
00:36:26,778 --> 00:36:29,011
I got you, Jane.
848
00:36:54,739 --> 00:36:56,772
Hey.
849
00:36:56,807 --> 00:36:59,908
$42,000 was a lot to ask.
850
00:36:59,943 --> 00:37:01,543
But you got people out here.
851
00:37:01,579 --> 00:37:04,413
Loud, proud, and enjoying themselves.
852
00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:06,915
- Yeah.
- It's a victory.
853
00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,417
We'll we're not done yet, so...
854
00:37:08,452 --> 00:37:09,885
I know.
855
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,589
- Night, Kat.
- Night.
856
00:37:21,598 --> 00:37:23,498
- Councilman Reynolds.
- Hi, Kat.
857
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,673
- So we made $20,000 tonight...
- That's good.
858
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,348
Do you think there's
any way we can use that
859
00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,236
as partial payment,
take care of the rest
860
00:37:29,272 --> 00:37:30,805
- at a later date?
- I'm sorry, Kat.
861
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,440
It doesn't work that way.
862
00:37:32,475 --> 00:37:34,442
- The developer's gonna put up...
- A luxury condo.
863
00:37:34,477 --> 00:37:35,710
Yes, I'm aware.
864
00:37:35,745 --> 00:37:37,478
I mean, look around.
865
00:37:37,514 --> 00:37:40,448
People need this space,
and they elected you,
866
00:37:40,483 --> 00:37:42,116
so we have to fight.
867
00:37:42,151 --> 00:37:45,520
I'm sure the condo plans
will include some open space.
868
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,821
- Open space?
- Yeah.
869
00:37:47,856 --> 00:37:51,124
In a luxury condo?
What does that even mean?
870
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:54,961
Think of it like a park.
871
00:37:54,996 --> 00:37:58,097
Right. You really don't care, do you?
872
00:37:58,133 --> 00:38:00,300
I mean you act like you do,
you love a photo-op...
873
00:38:00,336 --> 00:38:02,936
but when it comes to
actually taking care of
874
00:38:02,971 --> 00:38:04,471
the interests of the
people that live here,
875
00:38:04,506 --> 00:38:05,739
you really don't give a shit.
876
00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:07,674
I'm sorry you feel that way, Kat.
877
00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:09,876
What people like you
see as gentrification,
878
00:38:09,911 --> 00:38:12,646
I see as neighborhood improvement.
879
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:13,690
Mm.
880
00:38:13,716 --> 00:38:16,182
But I admire your passion.
881
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:35,601
- Hey.
- Hey.
882
00:38:36,037 --> 00:38:38,804
- Did you do my laundry?
- I did.
883
00:38:40,075 --> 00:38:42,242
I get that moving in
884
00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:44,477
is a big adjustment,
and if you're not ready
885
00:38:44,512 --> 00:38:46,179
to have a housekeeper do your laundry,
886
00:38:46,214 --> 00:38:48,514
let me help you.
887
00:38:48,549 --> 00:38:50,783
- I'm shocked.
- Not only do I know how
888
00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:53,052
to do it, I'm real good at it.
889
00:38:53,088 --> 00:38:55,021
I did a ton of laundry when I was a kid.
890
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:57,323
What? I thought
your family had a whole staff.
891
00:38:57,359 --> 00:38:59,258
Yeah, but at boarding school
892
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,260
if you wanted clean clothes
you did laundry,
893
00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:02,527
and I picked up a lot of tips.
894
00:39:02,562 --> 00:39:04,329
For instance, hot water doesn't get
895
00:39:04,365 --> 00:39:07,366
your clothes cleaner,
it just fades the colors.
896
00:39:07,401 --> 00:39:09,034
Wow. Oh, wow, wow, wow.
897
00:39:09,069 --> 00:39:10,802
Okay, let me ask you this:
Did they also make you
898
00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:12,070
hose down the yachts after sailing?
899
00:39:15,242 --> 00:39:17,943
But seriously, if I smell
fabric softener on you,
900
00:39:17,978 --> 00:39:19,611
you're out,
because that stuff's the worst.
901
00:39:19,646 --> 00:39:23,348
Wow, I am learning so much
about laundry, and you.
902
00:39:28,455 --> 00:39:30,555
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
903
00:39:32,126 --> 00:39:35,593
I'm sorry that I've been weird
about work stuff.
904
00:39:35,629 --> 00:39:37,561
I wanna tell you everything.
905
00:39:37,596 --> 00:39:40,364
I just feel kind of like I'm...
906
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,199
betraying Oliver if I do.
907
00:39:42,235 --> 00:39:44,235
And why is this happening now?
908
00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:47,204
I think 'cause we live together now.
909
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,373
Okay, well, from now on
910
00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:53,644
when we're in this space, in our home,
911
00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:55,279
I'm not Richard from the board.
912
00:39:55,315 --> 00:39:56,799
I'm just your boyfriend.
913
00:39:56,817 --> 00:39:58,983
Okay.
914
00:39:59,018 --> 00:40:00,851
- You can be Richie.
- No, never Richie.
915
00:40:00,886 --> 00:40:02,219
Nope.
916
00:40:02,255 --> 00:40:04,288
- You could be Dick.
- Don't you dare.
917
00:40:06,326 --> 00:40:08,392
Ricardo.
918
00:40:08,428 --> 00:40:09,561
I can work with that.
919
00:40:09,653 --> 00:40:11,662
Okay, come here then,
why don't you go ahead
920
00:40:11,697 --> 00:40:13,797
and tell Ricardo...
921
00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:16,266
- how was your day?
- Well...
922
00:40:16,301 --> 00:40:18,134
it was pretty incredible.
923
00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:20,303
- Do tell.
- Yeah.
924
00:40:20,339 --> 00:40:22,272
Could talk about how messy it gets
925
00:40:22,307 --> 00:40:24,341
when all of the kind of health stuff
926
00:40:24,376 --> 00:40:26,242
- started happening.
- Absolutely.
927
00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:28,211
So how that got kind of messy
928
00:40:28,246 --> 00:40:30,080
and awkward and weird and...
929
00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,884
Move. I want to write.
930
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,732
_
931
00:40:58,310 --> 00:41:00,776
- I don't want to hurt you.
- It's fine.
932
00:41:06,618 --> 00:41:08,618
- Ow!
- Oh, my God!
933
00:41:12,857 --> 00:41:14,957
That is not funny.
67229
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