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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,777 Previously, on "The Bold Type"... 2 00:00:01,846 --> 00:00:03,845 I don't write for the dot-com. 3 00:00:03,881 --> 00:00:05,114 Welcome to the digital team, Jane. 4 00:00:05,149 --> 00:00:06,782 We're gonna have a lot of fun. 5 00:00:06,817 --> 00:00:08,984 People don't want perfection, they want honesty. 6 00:00:09,019 --> 00:00:11,187 This is the real me. Heartbroken. 7 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,989 And I think it's about time we started being real 8 00:00:14,024 --> 00:00:15,357 - with one another. - Look at how many people 9 00:00:15,393 --> 00:00:16,892 you're inspiring. 10 00:00:16,927 --> 00:00:18,794 You're also a carrier of the BRCA gene. 11 00:00:18,829 --> 00:00:20,796 - That is a game-changer for you. - Why? 12 00:00:20,831 --> 00:00:22,863 If kids are in your future, you need to start thinking 13 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:24,499 about it now. 14 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:25,833 Richard asked me to move in with him. 15 00:00:25,868 --> 00:00:27,335 I don't want to lose this. 16 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:29,204 - Me. - What do you want to do? 17 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:30,638 I want to move in with Richard. 18 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:38,819 Turns out I am a hoarder. 19 00:00:39,825 --> 00:00:41,492 - Who knew? - I did. 20 00:00:41,528 --> 00:00:43,894 - Ha-ha. - Gonna miss your mess, though. 21 00:00:43,929 --> 00:00:46,864 I know you will. 22 00:00:46,899 --> 00:00:49,133 I think I'm all packed. 23 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:54,471 Officially out of here. 24 00:00:54,506 --> 00:00:57,374 Oh. Thanks. 25 00:00:57,409 --> 00:00:59,909 You know, um... 26 00:00:59,944 --> 00:01:01,944 I could just ask them to move my bed back and forth. 27 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:03,680 Mm, you probably should. 28 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,282 But first they should take their shirts off. 29 00:01:05,317 --> 00:01:07,417 - It's very hot in here, right? - Yeah, so hot. 30 00:01:07,452 --> 00:01:09,452 You know... 31 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,889 As long as I live here, 32 00:01:12,924 --> 00:01:16,293 it's your home, too. 33 00:01:16,328 --> 00:01:17,827 I know. 34 00:01:19,231 --> 00:01:20,449 I love you. 35 00:01:28,307 --> 00:01:31,274 Stop. 36 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:33,410 - Why are you taking this? - Come on. 37 00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:35,578 Yes, my sex life with Richard is fantastic, 38 00:01:35,613 --> 00:01:37,446 but I am not leaving Mr. Hemsworth. 39 00:01:37,481 --> 00:01:40,449 "Mr. Hemsworth"? This is "Reliable Buddy." 40 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:42,618 Uh, excuse me, I think that I know 41 00:01:42,653 --> 00:01:45,287 my vibrator when I see it. I got it at the... 42 00:01:45,323 --> 00:01:48,457 Pink Pussycat on Bleeker. 43 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:57,867 - Mine's missing. - Okay. 44 00:01:57,902 --> 00:02:01,003 That doesn't mean that we swapped... vibrators. 45 00:02:01,039 --> 00:02:02,772 You keep yours near your bed, right? 46 00:02:02,807 --> 00:02:05,341 Yeah! Oh, except for when we had the dinner party, 47 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:06,776 so I moved it from my bedroom to the... 48 00:02:06,811 --> 00:02:07,944 Bathroom. 49 00:02:07,979 --> 00:02:09,678 Where I dumped my makeup bag... 50 00:02:09,935 --> 00:02:11,748 after I got back from Jersey Shore. 51 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:12,982 You know what, you take it. 52 00:02:13,017 --> 00:02:14,583 Actually, I think it's yours. 53 00:02:14,619 --> 00:02:16,452 - Nope, it isn't. - No, it is, 54 00:02:16,487 --> 00:02:18,253 - because mine has a dent in it. - How did you dent it? 55 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,488 - Don't ask me questions. - It is a going-away present. 56 00:02:20,523 --> 00:02:22,758 - You're welcome. - No thanks, not necessary. 57 00:02:22,793 --> 00:02:23,959 I don't want it. Take it. 58 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,702 Well, let's do this. 59 00:02:35,973 --> 00:02:38,106 Love ya. Thanks. 60 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:49,818 You know... 61 00:02:49,853 --> 00:02:52,020 I really thought I had less stuff. 62 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,855 Well, thank God you have this lamp. 63 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:56,024 Which is great, 'cause I've had my eye on it 64 00:02:56,059 --> 00:02:57,292 in your apartment for a while now. 65 00:02:58,449 --> 00:02:59,694 Ah. 66 00:02:59,729 --> 00:03:01,796 And, uh, this is dirty, I assume? 67 00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:03,398 Yes, very. 68 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,300 With the move and work, 69 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:06,834 I haven't had much time to do anything. 70 00:03:06,869 --> 00:03:08,469 Oliver's been leaning on me a lot, so... 71 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,405 All right, well, dirty laundry goes in the closet. 72 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,873 - Fran does it on Monday. - Oh, hey, uh... 73 00:03:12,909 --> 00:03:15,176 you know, Fran is your housekeeper. 74 00:03:15,211 --> 00:03:17,878 She doesn't work for me. 75 00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:21,081 Fran is your housekeeper because you live here now. 76 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,283 - I live here. - Yeah. 77 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:23,818 That's so great. 78 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:25,886 I think I'm still gonna do my own laundry, though. 79 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,722 What... seriously? 'Cause you don't have to. 80 00:03:27,757 --> 00:03:30,157 I know, but I like to. 81 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:33,428 And anyway, these are my unmentionables. 82 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,030 Then I shall not mention them. 83 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:38,933 But I shall go tip the movers. 84 00:03:53,148 --> 00:03:55,048 Okay, come on out. 85 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,384 I wanna see you in your hockey outfit before you go. 86 00:03:57,419 --> 00:03:58,752 It's not an outfit. 87 00:03:58,787 --> 00:04:01,855 - It's a uniform. - I like it. 88 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:04,324 Give me a little spin. 89 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,992 Whoo, yeah. 90 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,036 Wow. 91 00:04:07,062 --> 00:04:09,463 You are so hot. 92 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:11,331 You are gonna melt that ice, 93 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:12,999 which is gonna send that puck 94 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:15,034 right into the net. 95 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:17,404 Yeah, I mean, I want to like it, but no. 96 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:18,635 It's not doing it for me. 97 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,809 But... 98 00:04:24,579 --> 00:04:26,880 what is doing it for me is the fact that 99 00:04:26,915 --> 00:04:28,547 you made me a pre-game snack. 100 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:31,150 Oh, no. 101 00:04:31,186 --> 00:04:33,253 "Follitropin"? 102 00:04:33,288 --> 00:04:35,088 Oh, hey, is it egg-freezing time? 103 00:04:35,123 --> 00:04:36,890 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 104 00:04:36,925 --> 00:04:39,225 Uh, I went to the doctor and they gave me the go-ahead 105 00:04:39,261 --> 00:04:40,927 to start my egg-freezing process. 106 00:04:40,962 --> 00:04:43,562 - That's great. - Mm-hmm. 107 00:04:43,598 --> 00:04:45,398 - That's a big deal. - I guess. 108 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:47,433 I mean, it's just some injections 109 00:04:47,468 --> 00:04:50,803 and then the egg extraction, which is a small procedure, 110 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:52,571 but, uh, it's pretty straight-forward. 111 00:04:52,607 --> 00:04:54,840 Oh, except, um, no drinking, 112 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:56,642 no carbs, and no sex for two weeks. 113 00:04:56,677 --> 00:04:57,977 I probably should have told you that. 114 00:04:58,013 --> 00:04:59,812 Uh, yeah. 115 00:04:59,847 --> 00:05:01,480 Are you kidding me? 116 00:05:01,516 --> 00:05:04,483 No carbs for two weeks? 117 00:05:06,753 --> 00:05:09,454 - So, what can I do? - Nothing. 118 00:05:09,489 --> 00:05:12,057 They taught me how to do the injections at the doctor's. 119 00:05:12,092 --> 00:05:15,193 - Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. - You're gonna inject yourself? 120 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:16,995 - Mm-hmm. - I can help. 121 00:05:17,031 --> 00:05:18,463 I mean, I can be late for hockey, it doesn't matter. 122 00:05:18,498 --> 00:05:20,198 No, no, no. You have playoffs, 123 00:05:20,234 --> 00:05:22,434 - which is so exciting... - Mm. 124 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:24,937 And, uh, I'm fine, so go. 125 00:05:24,972 --> 00:05:27,306 - And go Ryan's hockey team. - The Zambronis, you mean? 126 00:05:27,341 --> 00:05:28,540 The Zambronis. 127 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:29,716 Go. 128 00:05:31,645 --> 00:05:33,211 - Bye. - Bye. 129 00:05:40,788 --> 00:05:41,988 _ 130 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,321 All right. 131 00:05:54,867 --> 00:05:57,034 Here goes Operation "Freeze Jane's Eggs 132 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:59,270 to Keep Her Options Open for Her Future." 133 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:07,345 - That's it? - Yep. 134 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,912 Wow. 135 00:06:08,948 --> 00:06:10,681 Bikini waxes laugh at that. 136 00:06:10,716 --> 00:06:12,516 - Hah. - Yeah. 137 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:15,652 - Okay, so it is 10:30... - Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:15,688 --> 00:06:17,354 So for the next ten days, 139 00:06:17,389 --> 00:06:20,357 I have to take the injection at the exact same time. 140 00:06:20,392 --> 00:06:21,825 Okey-dokey. 141 00:06:21,861 --> 00:06:25,061 You know, I love any excuse to hang out, but 142 00:06:25,097 --> 00:06:27,464 why don't you just get Pinstripe to help you with this stuff? 143 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,032 Because, I mean, 144 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:30,868 we're seven weeks into our relationship. 145 00:06:30,903 --> 00:06:33,169 I don't want to kill our early, fun dating vibe 146 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:35,839 with "alcohol wipes, hormone injection, 147 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,407 mild cramping" vibes. 148 00:06:37,442 --> 00:06:39,910 This is mucking through some tough stuff, and... 149 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,245 It's too early for mucking. 150 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,014 You want to focus on the other "ucking." 151 00:06:44,049 --> 00:06:45,248 Exactly. 152 00:06:45,283 --> 00:06:48,184 I'm really happy. 153 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:51,254 And I want to protect what we have. 154 00:06:51,289 --> 00:06:54,391 You know, it might bring you closer together. 155 00:06:54,426 --> 00:06:55,491 Really? 156 00:06:55,527 --> 00:06:58,027 Well, answer this question: 157 00:06:58,062 --> 00:06:59,729 Did you poop in front of Adena? 158 00:06:59,764 --> 00:07:01,597 I don't know what that has to do with anything. 159 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:04,567 Answer the question. 160 00:07:04,602 --> 00:07:06,491 I'd go to the Duane Reade... 161 00:07:07,138 --> 00:07:08,738 On my corner. 162 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:11,040 But I'm an only child. I don't poop in front of anyone. 163 00:07:11,075 --> 00:07:13,075 And I don't see what pooping has to do 164 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:14,777 with fertility injections. 165 00:07:14,812 --> 00:07:16,946 It's something that has to be done, and just because 166 00:07:16,981 --> 00:07:18,981 it's happening doesn't mean that Ryan needs to be there. 167 00:07:19,017 --> 00:07:20,449 I already have a plan. 168 00:07:20,484 --> 00:07:22,051 His hockey team is in the playoffs. 169 00:07:22,086 --> 00:07:24,787 He's busy, and once hockey season is over, 170 00:07:24,822 --> 00:07:27,723 I'll be done with this, and we are back to where we were. 171 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:29,892 Non-stop "ucking." 172 00:07:31,462 --> 00:07:33,595 Is that how you "uck"? 173 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:39,901 How you doing? 174 00:07:40,771 --> 00:07:41,780 I'm good. 175 00:07:41,805 --> 00:07:43,105 Yeah, better. 176 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:46,408 - What about you? - I'm... I'm great. 177 00:07:46,444 --> 00:07:48,610 So last night I got into one of those obligatory 178 00:07:48,645 --> 00:07:50,546 "is social media good or bad?" debates, 179 00:07:50,581 --> 00:07:52,614 and you came up on the side of good. 180 00:07:52,649 --> 00:07:54,649 Kat, your #BeReal campaign 181 00:07:54,685 --> 00:07:57,319 has exploded, it's incredible. 182 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:58,487 I mean, look, look. 183 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:01,557 - That's crazy. - Break-ups, unemployment, 184 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:03,325 health issues. 185 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,160 I mean, it's amazing. 186 00:08:05,196 --> 00:08:06,928 - I keep scrolling. - Oh, hold on. 187 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,964 - What? - Yeah, just go back up. 188 00:08:08,999 --> 00:08:10,632 - This? - Yeah. 189 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,801 "After 30 years, my bar is being shut down. 190 00:08:12,836 --> 00:08:15,904 "I'm devastated that the safe haven I've created for 191 00:08:15,939 --> 00:08:18,239 queer women will be gone forever." 192 00:08:18,274 --> 00:08:20,709 You know this place, Wild Susan? 193 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:23,177 Yeah, it... Adena took me there once, 194 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:25,513 and it's kind of become my spot. 195 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:32,721 I'm gonna be in and out today. 196 00:08:32,756 --> 00:08:35,189 Cover when needed. Text when necessary. 197 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:37,592 - Call when... don't call. - Okay. 198 00:08:37,628 --> 00:08:39,828 - Where you going? - Out. 199 00:08:39,863 --> 00:08:43,030 I'm gonna need you to run point on the prom-themed shoot. 200 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,298 - I will not be there. - And it's all set? 201 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:48,235 - Models, photographers booked? - Yes. 202 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,637 We can effectively memorialize 203 00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:51,371 the most traumatic night of my youth. 204 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,073 Oh, no. You hated prom? 205 00:08:53,109 --> 00:08:55,509 - I... don't call. - 'Kay, bye! 206 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,020 - Hi, Jane. - Hi. 207 00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:07,554 Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt. 208 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,056 Oh, not at all. 209 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,891 I did this incredible retreat at Kripalu 210 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,526 and they taught me mini-meditations. 211 00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:15,495 Five minutes and I'm fully aligned with the present moment. 212 00:09:15,531 --> 00:09:17,897 And here for you, so go. 213 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,966 I'm starting my egg-freezing process this week. 214 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:21,168 - Obsessed. - Good. 215 00:09:21,203 --> 00:09:22,369 Because I'm writing a piece on it. 216 00:09:22,404 --> 00:09:25,372 Wait, Jane. 217 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,839 So what's your angle? 218 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,409 Demystifying the egg-freezing process. 219 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,511 Mm. Yeah, needs a little bit more. 220 00:09:31,547 --> 00:09:33,647 No problem. It's probably better for the magazine anyway. 221 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:35,415 Remember, you write for the dot-com. 222 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,916 I really want this one for the dot-com, 223 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,763 so we just need to plus it up. 224 00:09:39,388 --> 00:09:40,920 Plus it up? 225 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,557 Plus up the challenges of my medical condition? 226 00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:45,392 Yeah, next-level it. Find a fresh angle. 227 00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:47,760 Once you figure that out, then you can write your piece. 228 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,862 Okay. 229 00:09:49,898 --> 00:09:51,764 Thanks, Jane. 230 00:09:56,905 --> 00:09:58,537 Jacqueline. 231 00:09:58,573 --> 00:10:00,740 Andrew told me you wanted to talk? 232 00:10:00,775 --> 00:10:04,110 Yes, I saw that you are reaching out to Cardi B 233 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,579 for digital's new date-night column. 234 00:10:06,614 --> 00:10:08,380 I was hoping that maybe you could hold off on that, 235 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:10,750 because we're trying to get Cardi for a feature 236 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:13,385 in the magazine, and it's kind of an either/or situation. 237 00:10:13,421 --> 00:10:15,054 Wow. 238 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:16,422 Do you have a problem with that? 239 00:10:16,457 --> 00:10:18,124 No, I'm just a little surprised. 240 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,759 Patrick, it's really important 241 00:10:19,794 --> 00:10:22,294 that digital and print work well together, 242 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,763 especially since we're sharing resources... 243 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,098 You misunderstand. 244 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:27,899 Of course, I will hold off on Cardi B. 245 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:30,468 I'm just a little surprised that digital and print 246 00:10:30,503 --> 00:10:33,571 are throwing elbows for the same talent. 247 00:10:33,607 --> 00:10:35,406 Mm, I gotta up my game. 248 00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:41,913 "Plus it up"? Egg-freezing is emotional, 249 00:10:41,949 --> 00:10:44,482 and hard, and plenty plussed-up. 250 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,084 Okay, look, I know you don't like the guy, 251 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,418 but you have to admit it's pretty cool that 252 00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:49,654 he authorized a field trip to Wild Susan. 253 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:52,157 I want you guys to see how great it is. 254 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,792 Hey, do you guys think it's weird that I don't 255 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,526 want Richard's housekeeper doing my laundry? 256 00:10:55,562 --> 00:10:57,162 - That's insane. - Yes. 257 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:59,096 I bet he's had a housekeeper his whole life. 258 00:10:59,132 --> 00:11:01,866 Well, I've had a housekeeper my whole life. 259 00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:04,335 I had my aunt come over and help my brother and I 260 00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:06,738 clean the house, but my life goal is to be 261 00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:09,140 successful enough to never have to do my own laundry again. 262 00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:11,276 Not only have I never had a housekeeper, 263 00:11:11,311 --> 00:11:14,178 but in 12th grade I almost was one at a hotel. 264 00:11:14,213 --> 00:11:16,648 - What happened? - Failed the drug test. 265 00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:21,686 I don't get it. 266 00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:23,488 I mean, this place is packed. 267 00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:26,190 - Why is it closing? - It's a scam. 268 00:11:26,225 --> 00:11:28,525 They say we owe 42 grand to the state liquor authority, 269 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,760 but the fines are 20 years old 270 00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,162 and we didn't even know about them. 271 00:11:31,197 --> 00:11:33,363 Most of it is penalty. We can't afford that. 272 00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:35,332 So, why did they come up now? 273 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,668 Owner, city, developer, they want to gentrify 274 00:11:37,703 --> 00:11:39,703 the neighborhood, so they dug them up. 275 00:11:39,738 --> 00:11:41,205 Now we have to pay them all at once or 276 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,907 we're in breach of our lease. 277 00:11:42,942 --> 00:11:45,176 It was a good run, but we're done. 278 00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:46,877 Thank you. 279 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:50,014 - That sucks. - Yeah. 280 00:11:50,049 --> 00:11:51,982 You know, I love going to straight bars with you guys, 281 00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:55,219 I do, but I'm still finding myself 282 00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:57,554 and finding my place, and having a bar like this 283 00:11:57,589 --> 00:11:59,589 has been really great. 284 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,426 And now they're gonna tear it down to build a luxury condo. 285 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:03,828 Well, you know what, 286 00:12:03,863 --> 00:12:05,362 we can go to other lesbian bars with you. 287 00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:06,930 - Mm-hmm. - Well, you know, this is 288 00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:10,233 actually one of only two lesbian bars in the city. 289 00:12:10,268 --> 00:12:11,568 - What? - You're kidding. 290 00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:13,570 It's ridiculous. 291 00:12:13,605 --> 00:12:16,340 You know what, I'm texting my lawyer. 292 00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:18,508 You have a lawyer? 293 00:12:18,544 --> 00:12:20,043 I do. 294 00:12:20,078 --> 00:12:22,312 She did #BeReal and hated her firm 295 00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:24,381 and quit, and we DM'd. 296 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:26,483 And now I have a lawyer. 297 00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:28,218 - Do I need a lawyer? - Yeah. 298 00:12:29,343 --> 00:12:30,387 _ 299 00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:32,188 Oh, no. 300 00:12:32,224 --> 00:12:33,557 I gotta go. 301 00:12:33,592 --> 00:12:35,425 - Sorry. - What? 302 00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:42,198 Hey. So, um, 303 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,100 we really have to get going. Is Deirdre ready? 304 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:45,568 Why did Oliver book Nick Chassen? 305 00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:47,170 Because he's great at doing make-up. 306 00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:48,604 Yeah, well, Nick's also the guy she caught 307 00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:50,106 blowing her boyfriend last Christmas. 308 00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:52,075 Oliver knew that. What was he thinking? 309 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,743 Give me one second. 310 00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:55,411 Hey, Deirdre. 311 00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:57,513 Well, see you practicing that smolder. 312 00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:59,648 Let's get you some of that genius face-painting. 313 00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:01,751 Yeah, try Bob Ross, 314 00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:02,986 because if she's the model then you're losing 315 00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:04,587 the best make-up artist in town. 316 00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:06,589 Best at blowing guys too drunk to care. 317 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,758 - Trust me, he cared. - Oh. 318 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:09,959 - Screw this. - Fine. 319 00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:12,295 Oh, no, no. Um, guys! 320 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,297 Okay. Hey, can you give me ten minutes 321 00:13:14,332 --> 00:13:16,432 - and I can figure this out? - No, you won't. 322 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,267 I can't believe Oliver booked them together. 323 00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,135 I'm billing for this time. 324 00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,408 Actually, the thing is, they're all very distinct. 325 00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:26,642 It makes my job relatively easy. 326 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,343 - Hey. - Hi. 327 00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,578 What are you doing here? 328 00:13:29,614 --> 00:13:31,079 I just had a meeting with Trish. 329 00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:32,548 My editor. I have a book deal. 330 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:33,982 Oh, I know Trish. She... she's great. 331 00:13:34,018 --> 00:13:36,251 She just did Marina's book. Abromavic. 332 00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:37,586 - Right, yeah. - I'm sorry. 333 00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:39,288 Do you two know each other? 334 00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:41,023 Well, we just met, 335 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:42,825 but I loved his column in "Pinstripe" 336 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,661 and I'm super into the fact that he's dating you. 337 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:46,896 Good times. 338 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,331 Uh, we should all go back to work. 339 00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,233 Well, maybe we are working. 340 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:52,934 I mean, isn't that the cool thing about being a writer, 341 00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,770 you could argue that every life moment is material? 342 00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:58,039 No, not every life moment. 343 00:13:58,074 --> 00:13:59,774 - It's debatable. - Agree to disagree. 344 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,242 You agreeing to disagree with me 345 00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:02,510 - is material. - That doesn't make sense. 346 00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:05,246 Pitch: You two should write about 347 00:14:05,281 --> 00:14:07,348 your egg-freezing process together. 348 00:14:07,383 --> 00:14:08,450 - Cool. - No. 349 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,785 Think about it: Two brilliant writers, 350 00:14:10,821 --> 00:14:13,955 who are a couple, going through this monumental change together. 351 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:17,191 You could really dig in, explore the hopes around it, the fears. 352 00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:21,496 Well, I hope... that this isn't happening. 353 00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:24,599 Well, I really want it to, so... 354 00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,068 - I'm afraid that it is, okay? - We'll make it work. 355 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,635 Good. 356 00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:30,204 Looking forward to it. 357 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:32,006 - Good meeting you, Ryan. - You, too. 358 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,674 Thanks for the gig. 359 00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,214 So, how do you want to do this? 360 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,316 Should we take turns typing? 361 00:14:42,351 --> 00:14:45,252 Or maybe one of us controls the keyboard. 362 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,655 Who am I kidding, that's all you. 363 00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:49,323 Yeah, that's probably best. 364 00:14:49,358 --> 00:14:50,457 I think it would be really helpful if 365 00:14:50,493 --> 00:14:51,992 you broke it all down for me, 366 00:14:52,027 --> 00:14:53,994 explained the whole process so far. 367 00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:55,896 Also, I'd really love to get a schedule of 368 00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:58,165 all of your doctor's visits, your injections. 369 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,599 I wanna be there for all of it. 370 00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,334 Also, I want to talk about side-effects. 371 00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:03,569 Are you experiencing mood swings because of all the hormones, 372 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:06,439 or is it more physical stuff like bloating, cramping? 373 00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:07,841 You know, I don't really think 374 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:09,676 that approaching it this way makes sense. 375 00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:12,445 So is that a "yes" on the mood swings? 376 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,715 Okay, well, what's your angle? 377 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,275 Well, um... 378 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,786 I was thinking it could be 379 00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:21,788 a he-said, she-said? 380 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:24,925 Go off on our own, write from our own perspectives. 381 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,127 I mean, you're Pinstripe, right? 382 00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,295 Actually, that was always your nickname for me. 383 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:32,264 - Not really mine, but okay. - I just mean... 384 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,400 Patrick really loved your column, 385 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:38,037 and, uh, we can't have sex for ten days. 386 00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,739 That's something you could write about. 387 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,009 Well, that's not really an angle that interests me. 388 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:46,178 Jane, I know we've never written together before, 389 00:15:46,214 --> 00:15:48,647 but I think this could be a really cool bonding experience. 390 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,016 We could be like Michael Chabon and Ayelet Waldman, 391 00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,852 only with less micro-dosing. 392 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:56,521 I don't really think this story lends itself to that. 393 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,959 Okay. 394 00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:01,526 - Um... - I'm so sorry. 395 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,027 I forgot I have a meeting. 396 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,964 Um... but look, it's gonna be great 397 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,200 and I can't wait to see what you come up with. 398 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,035 All right, Sloan, however you want to do it. 399 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,637 But you still have to keep me looped in on the process. 400 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,173 I wanna know what's going on here. 401 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,742 Yeah, um, absolutely. 402 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,210 You'll be looped. 403 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,012 Happy writing. 404 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,055 Hello. 405 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,790 - Hi. - Sutton. 406 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,392 It's a coincidence, I was just about to call Oliver. 407 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,059 I heard there was an issue at the prom shoot. 408 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,995 Right, yes. Unfortunately, we walked 409 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,363 right into some model drama. 410 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,032 Oh. And Oliver didn't step in? 411 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,533 I tried to fix it. 412 00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:44,935 Lesson learned. Don't be a hero. 413 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,771 Especially when there's tens of thousands of dollars at stake. 414 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,106 Yes. 415 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,541 Um, Oliver and I are... are working on it. 416 00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:53,911 Good, because I have eight pages 417 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,413 that need to be filled by tomorrow, midnight. 418 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,019 - And our car is here. - I'll be right down. 419 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,788 - You okay? - Yeah. 420 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,423 Yeah, I got it. 421 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,691 Um, I'm gonna go get some coffee. 422 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,092 I'm probably gonna be here late tonight. 423 00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,794 All right, well, I'll be waiting up 424 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,695 with a ice-cold martini for you. 425 00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:15,697 You're number one. 426 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,903 Hey. 427 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,405 Skinny latte with cinnamon. 428 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,274 Extra sweet, just like you. 429 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,712 Well, I'm sure you've heard by now that the photo shoot 430 00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:32,248 was a little bumpy. 431 00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:34,150 I heard. 432 00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:37,653 Well, I checked, and since the model walked off, 433 00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:40,423 the agency has to offer a replacement at no cost, 434 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,524 and I figured we could use an up-and-coming 435 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,492 make-up artist to save a little bit of money there... 436 00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:46,561 Sounds good. 437 00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,432 Actually, it's not great. 438 00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,468 - Jacqueline was pretty upset. - Well, it came up unplanned. 439 00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:57,772 So, um, it's handled. 440 00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:00,842 I'm gone for the day. 441 00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:02,110 You're leaving again? 442 00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:03,778 Where are you going? 443 00:18:03,813 --> 00:18:06,147 I'm going out, Sutton. 444 00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:07,882 Stop asking where. 445 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,684 Out. 446 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:12,854 I'm sorry. 447 00:18:14,391 --> 00:18:16,657 Look... 448 00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:19,560 photo shoots sometimes implode. 449 00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:21,863 We're allowed a misstep every now and then. 450 00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:24,198 Just get the shoot done 451 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,166 by 10:00 a.m. tomorrow, get me the proofs to approve 452 00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:29,770 by 8:00 p.m., or those photos won't make the issue's close. 453 00:18:29,806 --> 00:18:31,706 Neither of us need that. 454 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:36,877 _ 455 00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:40,915 So my lawyer said before trying an injunction 456 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,349 I should talk to my city councilman, 457 00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:43,684 see if you can help. 458 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,820 The Wild Susan is a really important bar. 459 00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:47,989 It is, and I am committed 460 00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:51,191 to District 1 remaining inclusive for our queer community. 461 00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:53,159 That's great. 462 00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:56,530 - But I'm not sure I can help. - Really? 463 00:18:56,565 --> 00:18:59,666 Look, I'll admit the fines are onerous and unfortunate, 464 00:18:59,701 --> 00:19:01,701 but I can't have scofflaws. 465 00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:03,469 And every penny that we don't collect is 466 00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,405 a penny we don't have for necessary social services 467 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,407 - that improve this district. - Well, sure, 468 00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:08,909 but there's gotta be something they can do. 469 00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:12,812 Yeah, come up with the $42,000. 470 00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:15,248 Other than that, I'm sorry. 471 00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:17,551 It's really the best I can do. 472 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:24,858 How do we raise $42,000 for the Wild Susan in one week? 473 00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,093 Um, crowdfunding. 474 00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,529 You know, the first five people to put money in 475 00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,031 get free drinks forever. 476 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:34,767 Hey. I am back from being prodded. 477 00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:38,037 - That romance faded quickly. - No, Dr. Kelso. 478 00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:39,939 - Oh. - I got my ovaries checked. 479 00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:41,907 - And we're all good. - Good. 480 00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:44,243 Did your, uh, writing partner happen to join you? 481 00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,079 He did not. 482 00:19:46,114 --> 00:19:48,081 Look, I don't care what Patrick assigned us. 483 00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:49,949 There's some lines I'm not willing to cross, 484 00:19:49,984 --> 00:19:51,551 and having my boyfriend witness 485 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,852 my trans-vaginal ultrasound is one of them. 486 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,988 - Also pooping. - Speaking of shit. 487 00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,856 I think something's going on with Oliver. 488 00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,525 He's been, like, totally out of it with this photo shoot thing. 489 00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:02,227 And at first I thought it was because 490 00:20:02,262 --> 00:20:03,895 he hated his prom, you know? 491 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,897 Just being gay in the '90s in Oklahoma. 492 00:20:05,932 --> 00:20:08,200 - Oliver hated his prom. - Yeah, I guess so. 493 00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:10,935 Anyway, then he snapped at me, which was very strange. 494 00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:12,270 He's never done that before. 495 00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:14,573 I bet he felt like he didn't belong. 496 00:20:14,608 --> 00:20:16,308 At his prom? Maybe. 497 00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:17,979 I'd redo that night if I could. 498 00:20:18,645 --> 00:20:20,612 - I think a lot of people would. - You guys, 499 00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:24,015 what if we threw a prom at the Wild Susan? 500 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,485 Except it's-it's like a... a charity event. 501 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,121 We charge admission, we get donations, 502 00:20:29,156 --> 00:20:31,623 we invite a bunch of people with a lot of coins. 503 00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:33,757 I love that. We have so many prom dresses 504 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,326 and so many prom decorations. 505 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:38,028 - Let's do prom. - Not just any prom. 506 00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:39,497 Queer prom. 507 00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:47,929 Oh, man. 508 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,916 I'm gonna be late because I can't find anything 509 00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:52,334 and I have to be at work early for this prom re-shoot. 510 00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:54,202 I thought Oliver hated morning shoots. 511 00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:56,804 - "Eye-bags." - He does, but I'm taking over 512 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,940 - this shoot, so... - Really? 513 00:20:58,976 --> 00:21:00,475 After what happened the other day, 514 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,410 doesn't that seem a little irresponsible? 515 00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:04,645 - Richard... - Because it kind of does to me. 516 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:08,316 - I have it handled. - Okay. 517 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,483 Hey, you wanna get dinner tonight? 518 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,650 Wanna go to a lesbian bar? 519 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,354 Kat is organizing a fundraiser 520 00:21:13,389 --> 00:21:16,323 to save the place from closing, and also it just happens 521 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,758 to be prom themed. 522 00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,960 So I would be your prom date? 523 00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,354 Yeah. 524 00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,267 Mm. 525 00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:27,634 - Oh. - What? 526 00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,169 You know what else I don't have? 527 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,971 - What? - Underwear. 528 00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:32,606 Oh, I know, you don't need 'em right now... 529 00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:34,942 No, I don't have any clean underwear. 530 00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,610 - Oh. - Which is fine, 'cause 531 00:21:36,645 --> 00:21:38,045 - I'm doing laundry tonight. - Sutton, this is stupid. 532 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,579 - Just let Fra... - It's fine. 533 00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,181 I'm gonna do laundry tonight. 534 00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:46,920 Have fun. 535 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,502 - Hi. - Hi, you're early. 536 00:22:03,538 --> 00:22:04,737 Mm-hmm. Just wanted to get a head start 537 00:22:04,772 --> 00:22:05,939 - on the day. - Wow. 538 00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:07,307 You're still on laundry strike? 539 00:22:07,342 --> 00:22:08,808 Yeah, and I'm sorry, but I can't 540 00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:10,209 just become a person who has who has a maid. 541 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,845 Yeah, that's great. I've now seen both of my best friends' vaginas. 542 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,480 What? No, this is long enough. 543 00:22:14,515 --> 00:22:16,614 And with backlighting, completely sheer. 544 00:22:17,263 --> 00:22:18,817 Trust me, Landing Strip, 545 00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:20,552 we're gonna go to the fashion closet 546 00:22:20,587 --> 00:22:22,220 - and get you some underwear. - Okay. 547 00:22:22,256 --> 00:22:24,056 Yep, we're good. 548 00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:31,063 Hey, who do we have covering the Fenty roll-out? 549 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:33,365 That would be Angie, or she might actually kill me. 550 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,967 - Yeah, I could see that. - Yeah. 551 00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:37,035 Hey, um, I've decided 552 00:22:37,071 --> 00:22:39,438 to host a fundraiser for Wild Susan. 553 00:22:39,473 --> 00:22:41,206 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 554 00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,108 I was just wondering, do you think it would be okay 555 00:22:43,143 --> 00:22:44,876 if I tweet about it from the "Scarlet" account? 556 00:22:44,911 --> 00:22:48,046 Mm. Fundraiser for a bar. 557 00:22:48,082 --> 00:22:50,681 I think that might be a gray area for Safford Publications. 558 00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:53,684 Well, it's a queer prom for anyone and everyone 559 00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:55,987 who feels like they missed out or wants a do-over. 560 00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:58,322 And gray can very easily become black and white. 561 00:22:58,358 --> 00:22:59,991 You can totally tweet about that. 562 00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:01,425 - Thank you. - Jacqueline, 563 00:23:01,461 --> 00:23:03,694 Kat's hosting a queer prom fundraiser. 564 00:23:03,729 --> 00:23:06,563 You should totally come. You'd get a kick out of that. 565 00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:08,265 - That sounds fun. - Oh, my God, 566 00:23:08,301 --> 00:23:10,234 you know who would love this is Sasha Velour. 567 00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:11,702 Oh, yes. 568 00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:13,537 She was a winner on "RuPaul's Drag Race." 569 00:23:13,572 --> 00:23:15,072 So smart, sexy. 570 00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,540 She really is the perfect person to launch 571 00:23:16,575 --> 00:23:18,742 - our date-night column. - Oh, yeah. 572 00:23:18,777 --> 00:23:21,578 I'm familiar with "RuPaul's Drag Race." 573 00:23:21,614 --> 00:23:23,147 Really? 574 00:23:23,182 --> 00:23:25,081 If you need any help. 575 00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:27,918 Oh, that's sweet, but I got this. 576 00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:31,722 He's very passionate. 577 00:23:31,757 --> 00:23:33,924 - Indeed he is. - Yeah. 578 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:38,061 That shoot went pretty good, but still no Oliver? 579 00:23:38,096 --> 00:23:39,396 Nope. 580 00:23:39,431 --> 00:23:40,964 I need an approved PO number now 581 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,266 - or I'm getting paid in 2020. - Okay. 582 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,345 _ 583 00:23:51,443 --> 00:23:53,376 Oh, my God. 584 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,514 I am really worried about Oliver. 585 00:23:57,549 --> 00:24:00,283 Something's definitely going on. 586 00:24:00,318 --> 00:24:02,585 It's Oliver. He's a rock. 587 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,987 - Rocks crumble, Jane. - I don't think they do. 588 00:24:05,023 --> 00:24:06,189 Where do you think sand comes from? 589 00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:07,823 The beach. 590 00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:09,825 Who cares? It's Oliver. 591 00:24:10,301 --> 00:24:13,430 These queer prom dresses are great. ROYGBIV. 592 00:24:13,465 --> 00:24:16,632 Anyway, I found court papers on Oliver's desk. 593 00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:18,501 Wow. What for? 594 00:24:18,537 --> 00:24:20,670 Well, I didn't want to be nosey... er than I was being. 595 00:24:20,705 --> 00:24:23,306 The thing is, Richard knows something is wrong, 596 00:24:23,341 --> 00:24:25,075 and he wants to talk to me about Oliver, 597 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:27,444 and I want to talk to him because he's my boyfriend, 598 00:24:27,479 --> 00:24:30,312 but then I remember that Oliver is a "Scarlet" employee 599 00:24:30,347 --> 00:24:32,747 and Richard's a board member, and... 600 00:24:32,783 --> 00:24:34,416 Hasn't that always been true, though? 601 00:24:34,452 --> 00:24:36,285 Yeah, but ever since we moved in together 602 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,886 things have changed. 603 00:24:37,921 --> 00:24:40,431 The boundaries are blurry. 604 00:24:40,991 --> 00:24:42,491 - People knock now? - I like it. 605 00:24:42,526 --> 00:24:43,959 People are starting to pick up on the fact 606 00:24:43,994 --> 00:24:45,026 that this is our room. 607 00:24:45,062 --> 00:24:46,828 - Mm-hmm. - Who is it? 608 00:24:46,863 --> 00:24:49,465 It's Ryan. 609 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,468 Come in. 610 00:24:52,503 --> 00:24:54,503 Hi, ladies. 611 00:24:54,538 --> 00:24:57,172 You have a second to talk? 612 00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,775 So, did you visit the doctor after we met yesterday? 613 00:25:00,811 --> 00:25:02,711 'Cause, uh, I've been doing some research, 614 00:25:02,746 --> 00:25:04,313 and from everything that I've read, you're supposed to 615 00:25:04,348 --> 00:25:07,381 go every other day to monitor the egg growth. 616 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:09,049 - I did. - Really? 617 00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:11,252 After we decided to write the article together? 618 00:25:11,287 --> 00:25:12,920 Um, after Patrick decided 619 00:25:12,955 --> 00:25:14,822 and you hopped on the bandwagon. 620 00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:16,324 Okay, I thought it would be fun. 621 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,593 My egg-freezing is not fun for me. 622 00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:20,328 That's not what I meant. 623 00:25:20,363 --> 00:25:22,230 I... why do I feel like you're hiding this from me? 624 00:25:22,265 --> 00:25:24,898 Because I am. 625 00:25:29,639 --> 00:25:31,672 I just did this. 626 00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:34,142 I let Ben get involved in all this medical stuff 627 00:25:34,177 --> 00:25:36,611 and it became a huge part of our relationship, 628 00:25:36,646 --> 00:25:38,846 and it ruined everything. I don't want that with you. 629 00:25:38,881 --> 00:25:40,948 Jane, you're going through something right now. 630 00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:42,349 What do you expect me to do? Just ignore it? 631 00:25:42,384 --> 00:25:43,684 Yes. 632 00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:45,953 I appreciate everything you're doing, 633 00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:47,287 but this is about me. 634 00:25:47,322 --> 00:25:48,889 It has nothing to do with you right now. 635 00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,158 Yeah, except I'm dating you right now, 636 00:25:51,193 --> 00:25:52,425 and I told you I want to be involved. 637 00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,762 I don't want you involved. 638 00:25:58,734 --> 00:26:00,600 I'm just trying to keep things with us 639 00:26:00,636 --> 00:26:02,970 from getting heavy and weird, okay? 640 00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:04,504 Right. 641 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,874 I don't think it's working. 642 00:26:06,909 --> 00:26:08,575 I gotta go. 643 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:20,346 ? Up on the wall down to the floor ? 644 00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:22,081 ? Work out our demons ? 645 00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:24,383 ? But the way we slam them doors ? 646 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,018 Entre. 647 00:26:26,054 --> 00:26:28,087 ? 'Cause love is like a warrior ? 648 00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:29,421 - Hi! - Hey! 649 00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:31,923 - Welcome to queer prom. - Gay prom! 650 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,326 - Whoo! - You guys look amazing. 651 00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:36,527 - Look at this bowtie. - Wow, is that velvet? 652 00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,730 - Yes, it is. - You'll almost fit in. 653 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,232 - How's it going? - It's good. 654 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,100 You know, got a good turn-out, 655 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:44,435 I'm wearing this dress that feels the correct amount of extra. 656 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:46,037 - Whoo! - Okay. 657 00:26:46,073 --> 00:26:49,007 And... oh, uh, Patrick didn't end up getting 658 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,541 Sasha Velour, which was kind of disappointing, but... 659 00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:52,911 - Mm. - If you, uh, direct 660 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,280 your attention to the vagina thermometer. 661 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:57,282 - Wow! - The night is young. 662 00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:59,150 I would also like to say hello 663 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:02,354 to my best friend's boyfriend, who has a lot of coins. 664 00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:03,474 Right. 665 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,056 You can donate! It's a worthy cause. 666 00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:06,557 Okay, okay, sure. There. 667 00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:08,058 - Hey! - Hey... 668 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:09,761 - And that's... - Wow, Richie Rich. 669 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,729 You guys are all worth it. 670 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,264 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 671 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,400 - Come on, get in here. - All right. 672 00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:17,602 - Please, enter. - Jane. 673 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,037 - Why are you sad? - Oh, well, you know, it's prom 674 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,707 but I can't sneak any booze 675 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,242 and I have to leave early to take hormones, so... 676 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,278 - You know what you should do? - What? 677 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,380 Dance, baby! Come on! 678 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,948 Come with me! Come on, let's go! 679 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,851 ? All around me ? 680 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:37,922 ? My heart in agony when you're around me ? 681 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,923 ? So why do you pull me down ? 682 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,326 ? Why you pull me down why you pull me down ? 683 00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:46,463 Oh, it makes me so happy. 684 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,407 - Oh, come on. - _ 685 00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,275 What? 686 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,812 The only thing that Oliver has to do is approve the photos 687 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,881 I already sent him to make this month's cover. 688 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,850 - And he hasn't? - I'm really sorry, 689 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,685 but I'm gonna have to go deal with this right now. 690 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,286 Sutton, come on, this is getting ridiculous. 691 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,455 Just tell me what's going on. 692 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,756 Richard, you know that I can't. 693 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,357 I gotta go. 694 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,005 Club soda? 695 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,140 Yay. 696 00:28:34,702 --> 00:28:35,878 So, prom. 697 00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:38,146 Let me guess, you went to yours middle fingers up... 698 00:28:38,182 --> 00:28:39,982 And you were Prom King. 699 00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:42,351 I actually skipped my prom 700 00:28:42,386 --> 00:28:45,354 to stay home with my mother and watch reruns of "Full House." 701 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:48,155 I, uh, didn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend in high school. 702 00:28:48,191 --> 00:28:49,557 I guess I could have gone with friends, 703 00:28:49,593 --> 00:28:51,860 but I decided to play it safe. 704 00:28:51,895 --> 00:28:53,895 I have been known to get in my way sometimes. 705 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:56,598 What about you? 706 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,466 Uh, my prom was great. 707 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:00,468 I, uh, planned the whole thing 708 00:29:00,504 --> 00:29:02,737 all the way down to the soundtrack 709 00:29:02,772 --> 00:29:04,472 I lost my virginity to. 710 00:29:04,508 --> 00:29:07,208 Oh, that's amazing. 711 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:10,378 It was, on paper. 712 00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:14,382 I wasn't into my boyfriend anymore 713 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,618 but I didn't want to admit it to myself. 714 00:29:16,653 --> 00:29:20,588 And I chose my dream dress but it was itchy and hot, 715 00:29:20,624 --> 00:29:22,724 so none of it was real. 716 00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:27,495 And I kind of wish it was. 717 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:32,266 Uh, I think I screwed things up with Ryan, so... 718 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:36,404 I'll get you that article, it just might take a little while. 719 00:29:38,474 --> 00:29:39,840 Jane. 720 00:29:40,876 --> 00:29:42,576 ? Showtime ? 721 00:29:42,611 --> 00:29:44,245 ? Roll time ? 722 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,588 Oh, my God. 723 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:48,115 Okay, I am rolling, 724 00:29:48,151 --> 00:29:51,218 so it's possible that I am conjuring this, 725 00:29:51,254 --> 00:29:53,054 but did Sasha Velour just come to prom? 726 00:29:53,089 --> 00:29:55,189 - Oh, my God. It's Sasha. - I can't believe she's here. 727 00:29:55,224 --> 00:29:56,323 Hi, I'm Kat. 728 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,459 Yeah, that's her. 729 00:29:58,494 --> 00:29:59,893 Wait, you're rolling? 730 00:29:59,929 --> 00:30:01,894 Thank you so much for coming. 731 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,129 What is happening? Is... is Jacqueline 732 00:30:03,165 --> 00:30:05,298 really friends with Sasha? 733 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,667 Jacqueline's friends with everyone. 734 00:30:09,438 --> 00:30:11,104 ? I know that you feelin' me ? 735 00:30:11,139 --> 00:30:12,738 ? Oh ? 736 00:30:12,774 --> 00:30:14,274 ? If you live this loud, show it ? 737 00:30:14,309 --> 00:30:16,309 ? Show it, show it ? 738 00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:18,144 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 739 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:21,347 I'm fertility Cinderella, so I've gotta go. 740 00:30:21,383 --> 00:30:23,883 Oh, your injection. I was supposed to do that. 741 00:30:23,918 --> 00:30:25,818 Oh, no, I can do it myself. It's fine. 742 00:30:25,853 --> 00:30:28,321 Hey, what you did here is really amazing. 743 00:30:28,356 --> 00:30:30,823 Thanks. You know, I've been so in my feelings lately. 744 00:30:30,858 --> 00:30:33,359 It feels good to channel my energy 745 00:30:33,395 --> 00:30:35,127 into something that really matters, you know? 746 00:30:35,162 --> 00:30:37,329 - I'm proud of you. - Hey. 747 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:42,367 - Oh, is that the councilman? - Yeah. 748 00:30:42,403 --> 00:30:44,703 Well, that's a good sign that he came, right? 749 00:30:44,738 --> 00:30:46,105 Yeah. 750 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,439 All right, good luck. 751 00:30:47,475 --> 00:30:49,575 - I love you. - I love you, too. 752 00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:05,591 Good lord, what's happening? 753 00:31:05,626 --> 00:31:07,459 You would know if you responded to my texts. 754 00:31:07,495 --> 00:31:10,762 - What are you doing here, Red? - We need to talk. 755 00:31:11,665 --> 00:31:13,164 All right. 756 00:31:13,199 --> 00:31:16,001 Well, my guests are just leaving. 757 00:31:16,036 --> 00:31:18,269 See you later, Carly. 758 00:31:18,304 --> 00:31:20,338 Aww... 759 00:31:22,109 --> 00:31:24,408 - Mm... - Bye, Ollie. 760 00:31:48,895 --> 00:31:51,696 These look good, by the way. 761 00:31:51,731 --> 00:31:53,564 Thank you. 762 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:01,251 So you're probably wondering who that was. 763 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,053 Her name is Carly, 764 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:06,390 and she's the daughter of an old friend. 765 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,058 A boyfriend. 766 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,861 We lived together for six years, 767 00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:11,529 and three of them were with Carly. 768 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:15,064 So, you're like her dad? 769 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,933 I taught her how to Rollerblade, 770 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,699 dance, accessorize... 771 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,507 What's going on now? 772 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:26,676 Uh, Jasper, my ex, 773 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,445 used heroin before I knew him, 774 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:32,315 and recently it's gotten the best of him. 775 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:35,552 Um, Carly's mom isn't in the picture, 776 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,622 so Carly was headed for a group home, but 777 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,790 I'm not having that. 778 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:44,661 So you're... what? 779 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,229 I'm applying to be her legal guardian. 780 00:32:46,863 --> 00:32:48,331 And we'll see, okay? 781 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,466 The paperwork, the vetting, it's intense. 782 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,668 They don't make it any easier for a single gay black man. 783 00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:55,337 I bet. Oh, Oliver... 784 00:32:55,372 --> 00:32:56,798 I approve. 785 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,508 Oh, thank goodness. 786 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:22,664 - Should we get a drink? - Absolutely. 787 00:33:24,034 --> 00:33:25,332 Can we get some champagne, please? 788 00:33:27,537 --> 00:33:30,404 - I love this. - This is so great. 789 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,472 Thank you. 790 00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,240 - Thank you. - Ah. 791 00:33:33,276 --> 00:33:35,543 - Cheers. - Hi, Jacqueline. 792 00:33:35,579 --> 00:33:37,679 Oh, Patrick. Well, you were right. 793 00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:40,147 I am getting a kick out of this prom. 794 00:33:40,183 --> 00:33:42,183 I just have to tell you, I... 795 00:33:42,218 --> 00:33:43,718 I'm, like, a huge fan. 796 00:33:43,753 --> 00:33:46,020 - Yeah. Just, yeah. - Thanks. 797 00:33:46,056 --> 00:33:48,222 So how do you two know each other? 798 00:33:48,257 --> 00:33:49,548 Oh, um... 799 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,693 Well, I discovered Sasha when she was performing 800 00:33:52,728 --> 00:33:54,728 completely unknown in a little club 801 00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:56,262 right around the corner from our apartment, 802 00:33:56,298 --> 00:33:57,864 and Ian and I became superfans. 803 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,433 I was completely broke, but we hit it off. 804 00:34:00,469 --> 00:34:02,970 Turns out Sasha is amazing with kids. 805 00:34:03,005 --> 00:34:04,705 She needed a job, we needed a nanny, 806 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:06,974 so she ended working for us 807 00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:09,175 - for two years. - Best two years of my life. 808 00:34:09,211 --> 00:34:11,444 And then the world finally discovered 809 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,913 what we already knew. 810 00:34:12,948 --> 00:34:14,648 - Brilliant. - Stop. 811 00:34:14,683 --> 00:34:17,417 Jacqueline told me all about your date-night column. 812 00:34:17,452 --> 00:34:19,185 Sounds amazing. 813 00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:21,888 Come find me on the dance floor when you're ready. 814 00:34:21,924 --> 00:34:22,988 See you. 815 00:34:26,928 --> 00:34:30,763 Well, I feel stupid 816 00:34:30,798 --> 00:34:32,932 saying that I underestimated you, 817 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,067 because you're Jacqueline Carlyle, 818 00:34:35,103 --> 00:34:36,568 but I did. 819 00:34:36,604 --> 00:34:37,737 Puts you in good company. 820 00:34:37,772 --> 00:34:41,741 - We live and learn. - We do. 821 00:34:41,776 --> 00:34:44,309 Okay, I'm gonna go get that interview. 822 00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:46,245 Good idea. 823 00:34:59,026 --> 00:35:01,126 - Hi. - Hey. 824 00:35:02,595 --> 00:35:05,363 What are you doing here? 825 00:35:05,398 --> 00:35:07,331 It's almost 10:30. 826 00:35:20,213 --> 00:35:23,247 So you missed hockey? 827 00:35:23,283 --> 00:35:25,349 I wanted to be here. 828 00:35:25,385 --> 00:35:27,351 In case you needed help with your injection. 829 00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:29,921 And if you don't, that's okay, too. 830 00:35:29,956 --> 00:35:32,490 But I pushed you away. 831 00:35:32,525 --> 00:35:35,026 Well, I came back. 832 00:35:35,062 --> 00:35:37,161 I know you said you've tried this before 833 00:35:37,197 --> 00:35:41,865 and it was hard, but you haven't tried it with me. 834 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:48,005 I just really like what we have right now. 835 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,740 I've never felt this way about anybody, 836 00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:51,975 and I wanted to protect that so badly that 837 00:35:52,011 --> 00:35:54,645 I tried to keep all the mess away. 838 00:35:54,681 --> 00:35:56,280 But that's dumb because 839 00:35:56,316 --> 00:35:58,316 that's part of it all, right? 840 00:35:58,351 --> 00:36:00,718 Right. 841 00:36:14,312 --> 00:36:15,387 _ 842 00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:18,401 Did you set an alarm for my injection? 843 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:19,712 Damn right, I did. 844 00:36:20,606 --> 00:36:22,439 That's so sweet, but you're half an hour early. 845 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:24,107 Oh, that's just the first reminder. 846 00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:26,743 There'll be another one at 10:30. 847 00:36:26,778 --> 00:36:29,011 I got you, Jane. 848 00:36:54,739 --> 00:36:56,772 Hey. 849 00:36:56,807 --> 00:36:59,908 $42,000 was a lot to ask. 850 00:36:59,943 --> 00:37:01,543 But you got people out here. 851 00:37:01,579 --> 00:37:04,413 Loud, proud, and enjoying themselves. 852 00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:06,915 - Yeah. - It's a victory. 853 00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,417 We'll we're not done yet, so... 854 00:37:08,452 --> 00:37:09,885 I know. 855 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,589 - Night, Kat. - Night. 856 00:37:21,598 --> 00:37:23,498 - Councilman Reynolds. - Hi, Kat. 857 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,673 - So we made $20,000 tonight... - That's good. 858 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,348 Do you think there's any way we can use that 859 00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,236 as partial payment, take care of the rest 860 00:37:29,272 --> 00:37:30,805 - at a later date? - I'm sorry, Kat. 861 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,440 It doesn't work that way. 862 00:37:32,475 --> 00:37:34,442 - The developer's gonna put up... - A luxury condo. 863 00:37:34,477 --> 00:37:35,710 Yes, I'm aware. 864 00:37:35,745 --> 00:37:37,478 I mean, look around. 865 00:37:37,514 --> 00:37:40,448 People need this space, and they elected you, 866 00:37:40,483 --> 00:37:42,116 so we have to fight. 867 00:37:42,151 --> 00:37:45,520 I'm sure the condo plans will include some open space. 868 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,821 - Open space? - Yeah. 869 00:37:47,856 --> 00:37:51,124 In a luxury condo? What does that even mean? 870 00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:54,961 Think of it like a park. 871 00:37:54,996 --> 00:37:58,097 Right. You really don't care, do you? 872 00:37:58,133 --> 00:38:00,300 I mean you act like you do, you love a photo-op... 873 00:38:00,336 --> 00:38:02,936 but when it comes to actually taking care of 874 00:38:02,971 --> 00:38:04,471 the interests of the people that live here, 875 00:38:04,506 --> 00:38:05,739 you really don't give a shit. 876 00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:07,674 I'm sorry you feel that way, Kat. 877 00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:09,876 What people like you see as gentrification, 878 00:38:09,911 --> 00:38:12,646 I see as neighborhood improvement. 879 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:13,690 Mm. 880 00:38:13,716 --> 00:38:16,182 But I admire your passion. 881 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:35,601 - Hey. - Hey. 882 00:38:36,037 --> 00:38:38,804 - Did you do my laundry? - I did. 883 00:38:40,075 --> 00:38:42,242 I get that moving in 884 00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:44,477 is a big adjustment, and if you're not ready 885 00:38:44,512 --> 00:38:46,179 to have a housekeeper do your laundry, 886 00:38:46,214 --> 00:38:48,514 let me help you. 887 00:38:48,549 --> 00:38:50,783 - I'm shocked. - Not only do I know how 888 00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:53,052 to do it, I'm real good at it. 889 00:38:53,088 --> 00:38:55,021 I did a ton of laundry when I was a kid. 890 00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:57,323 What? I thought your family had a whole staff. 891 00:38:57,359 --> 00:38:59,258 Yeah, but at boarding school 892 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,260 if you wanted clean clothes you did laundry, 893 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:02,527 and I picked up a lot of tips. 894 00:39:02,562 --> 00:39:04,329 For instance, hot water doesn't get 895 00:39:04,365 --> 00:39:07,366 your clothes cleaner, it just fades the colors. 896 00:39:07,401 --> 00:39:09,034 Wow. Oh, wow, wow, wow. 897 00:39:09,069 --> 00:39:10,802 Okay, let me ask you this: Did they also make you 898 00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:12,070 hose down the yachts after sailing? 899 00:39:15,242 --> 00:39:17,943 But seriously, if I smell fabric softener on you, 900 00:39:17,978 --> 00:39:19,611 you're out, because that stuff's the worst. 901 00:39:19,646 --> 00:39:23,348 Wow, I am learning so much about laundry, and you. 902 00:39:28,455 --> 00:39:30,555 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 903 00:39:32,126 --> 00:39:35,593 I'm sorry that I've been weird about work stuff. 904 00:39:35,629 --> 00:39:37,561 I wanna tell you everything. 905 00:39:37,596 --> 00:39:40,364 I just feel kind of like I'm... 906 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,199 betraying Oliver if I do. 907 00:39:42,235 --> 00:39:44,235 And why is this happening now? 908 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:47,204 I think 'cause we live together now. 909 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,373 Okay, well, from now on 910 00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:53,644 when we're in this space, in our home, 911 00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:55,279 I'm not Richard from the board. 912 00:39:55,315 --> 00:39:56,799 I'm just your boyfriend. 913 00:39:56,817 --> 00:39:58,983 Okay. 914 00:39:59,018 --> 00:40:00,851 - You can be Richie. - No, never Richie. 915 00:40:00,886 --> 00:40:02,219 Nope. 916 00:40:02,255 --> 00:40:04,288 - You could be Dick. - Don't you dare. 917 00:40:06,326 --> 00:40:08,392 Ricardo. 918 00:40:08,428 --> 00:40:09,561 I can work with that. 919 00:40:09,653 --> 00:40:11,662 Okay, come here then, why don't you go ahead 920 00:40:11,697 --> 00:40:13,797 and tell Ricardo... 921 00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:16,266 - how was your day? - Well... 922 00:40:16,301 --> 00:40:18,134 it was pretty incredible. 923 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:20,303 - Do tell. - Yeah. 924 00:40:20,339 --> 00:40:22,272 Could talk about how messy it gets 925 00:40:22,307 --> 00:40:24,341 when all of the kind of health stuff 926 00:40:24,376 --> 00:40:26,242 - started happening. - Absolutely. 927 00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:28,211 So how that got kind of messy 928 00:40:28,246 --> 00:40:30,080 and awkward and weird and... 929 00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,884 Move. I want to write. 930 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,732 _ 931 00:40:58,310 --> 00:41:00,776 - I don't want to hurt you. - It's fine. 932 00:41:06,618 --> 00:41:08,618 - Ow! - Oh, my God! 933 00:41:12,857 --> 00:41:14,957 That is not funny. 67229

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