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That ends that.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Certainly.
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What did you just hit me with?
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It was that old record
player, son. I'm sorry.
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That's the best it
sounded in years.
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Well, I admit it was
in bad shape, Pop,
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but at least it played.
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But not as good
as our new stereo.
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Wait a second. We
can't afford a new stereo.
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Say what?
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I said, we can't
afford a new stereo.
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That's why I'm stealing one.
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You see, that's what
Honest Al said on TV.
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His stereo special is a
steal at 19.95 a month.
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For how many months?
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Forty-eight months.
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Forty-eight months?
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Pop, that's four years.
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You're paying
more for the interest
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than you will for the stereo.
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Honest Al wouldn't
rip nobody off.
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Oh, sheesh.
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I mean it.
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See, I really got
to know him today,
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because he came on TV 32
times during the movie matinee.
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Oh, my... It was a
great picture too, son.
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Gork fights a giant cyclops.
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You see, when cyclops
was losing, he cried.
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Tears fell in the Pacific Ocean
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and caused a tidal
wave in El Segundo.
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Would you stop that?
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Anyway, I called Honest Al,
and he's on his way over here.
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Honest Al.
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Pop, with a name like Honest Al,
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he couldn't possibly be honest.
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Why not?
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Tricky Dicky was tricky.
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I'll get that.
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You don't have to
bother, I'll get that myself.
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Hi.
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You Honest Al?
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Honest Hank of Honest Al's.
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Honest?
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Honest.
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Well, where's Honest Al?
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He's in court.
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I think you're making a
fine choice, Mr. Sanford.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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He's not making
any choice. I am.
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You want to buy a stereo?
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I happen to be a
great music lover.
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Can you still hear well enough
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to appreciate fine
music, old man?
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Can you still see well
enough, youngster,
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to duck some of these?
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Hey, Pop, dig yourself.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Sanford.
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It's just that most of our
customers are younger.
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What kind of stereo
were you interested in?
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The one Honest Al
talked about on TV,
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the Quasimodo.
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Oh, you mean the quadrasonic.
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Yeah, yeah, that one too.
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Our quadrasonic sells
for $475 without tax.
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Honest Al said it
was 19.95 a month.
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He wants to buy it on time.
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That's not possible.
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Why not?
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Four years is a long time.
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And when a man reaches
your age, Mr. Sanford,
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you never know
when He'll be calling.
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Well, if you don't sell
me that stereo on time,
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He might be calling you
sooner than you think.
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Look, it's not up to
me. It's company policy.
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We don't sell on time
to anyone over 65.
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Who said I was 65?
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I'm 47.
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Uh-huh.
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And how old is your son?
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He just had his
sweet 16th party.
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Oh. He did?
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Yeah, at Manny's Menudo
Manor on Manchester.
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Yeah, see, we Sanfords
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have always looked
somewhat old for our age.
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Excuse me.
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Just like Esther
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has always looked
somewhat ugly for her age.
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Watch it, sucker.
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Hello, Lamont.
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Hi, Aunt Esther.
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We were having a
bake sale at the church,
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and I know how much
you like sweet potato pie.
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Oh, hey. Thank you, Aunt Esther.
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It was awfully nice
of you to think of me.
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Mrs. Anderson?
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Honest Hank. How are you?
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I'm fine.
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You mean you two
know each other?
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Oh, I bought a stereo
from Hank a few weeks ago
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for only 19.95 a month.
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Why did you sell her one
and didn't sell me one?
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Well, Mrs. Anderson isn't old.
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No, she's just ugly.
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How dare you call me ugly!
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I dare not call you
anything else but ugly.
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It's a sin to tell a lie.
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Fred Sanford, you
are an evil man,
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and someday you're gonna pay.
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I'm paying now just
by looking at you.
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Don't you see, Hank?
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Ugly people are as much
a big a risk as old people.
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Like, any time now, a
policeman might mistake Esther
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for a Bigfoot and
shoot her on sight.
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Now, what about my stereo, Hank?
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As I said earlier,
Mr. Sanford, you're too old.
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But your son can sign for it.
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Hey, no way. I'm not going to
get ripped off by them charges.
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I'm surprised you bought a
stereo on time, Aunt Esther.
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Well, it was the only way I
could afford one, Lamont.
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And it does work well.
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Of course.
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At Honest Al's we sell
the best for the least.
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Wouldn't sell me one, but
you sold one to the beast.
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Well, uh... I gotta run.
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Let me know if you
change your mind.
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How would you like
me to change your face?
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Good day.
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Not selling me one
just because I'm old.
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I feel useless and worthless.
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Well, I think I better
be running along too.
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Goodbye, Lamont.
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Goodbye, Aunt Esther.
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Goodbye, Gramps.
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Back to your cave, bat.
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Why, you old, miserable
gray-headed, fish-eyed fool!
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Oh, glory!
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What kind of a
world is this, son?
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Ugly is good, and old is bad.
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Hey, come on,
Pop. You're not old.
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You've still got
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a lot of productive
years in front of you.
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Yeah, well, if you are what
comes out of my assembly line,
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I'm closing down production.
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It's not easy being an
old man in a young world.
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I know, Pop.
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Unfortunately, our
society is youth-oriented.
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Yeah, see, the only time
you see old people in TV
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is in laxative and
denture commercials.
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The whole world must think
that everyone over 65 years old
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ain't got no teeth and
they're constipated.
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You know, Pop,
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if you're really angry
with this guy Honest Al,
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there's something
that you can do about it.
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I mean, there's a
group of senior citizens
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that fight against
discrimination of the elderly.
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They call themselves
the Gray Foxes.
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I read about them in Jet.
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Well, can they
get me the stereo?
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I don't know, but we can
call them up and find out.
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They should be listed
in the Yellow Pages.
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Yeah, well, look in the
Yellow Pages under "old,"
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and let your fingers
do the creeping.
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Oh, here it is.
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Here it is.
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The number's 555-6245.
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If Esther got a stereo,
then I should get one too.
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Hello, Gray Foxes?
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I say, Gray Foxes.
This is Fred G. Sanford.
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The G stands for "growing old."
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Yeah, I'd like to
speak the head Fox.
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Not Redd Foxx, head Fox.
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You know, the old guy in charge.
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Yeah, well, wake him up.
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The Gray Foxes should
be here any minute, Bubba.
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Oh? Well, maybe I
better be going, Fred.
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Why?
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Well, I heard that if you
stay around real old people,
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you start getting
older yourself.
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Oh, that's crazy, Bubba.
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Excuse me.
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But I hope it doesn't
work for real ugly people,
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because I've been
around Esther a long time.
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Are you Fred Sanford?
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Uh, yeah. Who are you all?
Tony Orlando and Twilight?
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I'm Clarence Richardson
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and these are the
Stephens sisters,
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Millie and Rose.
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You're a good-looking young man.
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Back off me, wrinkles.
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Go over there and meet
my friend Bubba. Please.
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Hi.
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We're pleased that you wanna
join the Gray Foxes, Fred.
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I see a lot of gray, but
where are the foxes?
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We need a strong young
man to show the world
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that the elderly won't be
pushed around anymore.
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Power to the Foxes!
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How about you,
Bubba? You wanna join?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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Fred, they've been
here only a few minutes
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and my teeth are starting
to get loose already.
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It's good to find a
man like you, Fred.
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You can say that again.
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He's cute.
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A man who's willing to
fight for his principles,
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a man with determination...
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A man who wants a stereo.
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A man who's getting
older by the minute.
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You believe in action, Fred?
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Not with you, Polident puss.
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I have to leave.
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Even my... Even my
blood is starting to get tired.
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Won't you sit down?
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Like you said on
the phone, Fred,
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we're not gonna let Honest
Al deprive us of our rights!
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Well, we ought to
do something about it.
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Power to the Foxes!
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We believe in
peaceful political action.
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You are absolutely right.
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Let's bomb the place.
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We can't do that.
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That's clear thinking, Fred.
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If we bomb the place, my
stereo will be destroyed.
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Well, Millie gets
carried away sometimes.
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How else is she gonna move?
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There's a lot of stores that
won't give credit to old people.
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Then we should picket
Honest Al's tomorrow.
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Right on!
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And you should lead, Fred,
to celebrate your first protest.
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Fidel Sanford,
leader of the people.
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You can lead me anywhere.
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How about out to pasture?
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Two, three, four.
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Hup, two, three, four.
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Hup, two, three, four.
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All right.
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Attention and fall in.
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We're ready, Fred!
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All right, straighten
up that line!
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You have to look meaner.
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Yeah, you fine, Millie.
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Hey, you're a real
revolutionary, Fred.
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That's Fred G. Sanford, Bubba.
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The G stands for
"generalissimo."
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I like to keep
my forces in line.
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Yeah, you need to be
strict to move an army.
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That's to move most armies.
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To move this
army, I need Geritol.
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Hup, two, three, four. Hup...
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Honest Al is no one's pal!
Honest Al is no one's pal!
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Halt!
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Halt!
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It's almost time to
enter the field of battle.
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Power to the Foxes!
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Make sure you take everything.
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00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:52,882
Take the pickets, the
signs, the oxygen tents,
257
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,283
take your Supp-Hose.
258
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,585
But most important
thing not to forget,
259
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,989
the closest toilet is across
the street in the gas station.
260
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,791
Now one more time.
261
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,492
Hup, two, three, four.
262
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,095
Hup, two, three, four. Hup...
263
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,663
Power to the Foxes!
264
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,665
Power to the Foxes!
265
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,333
What is going on in here?
266
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,870
Uh, history's in
the making, son.
267
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,172
Yeah, he's leading a revolution.
268
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,840
Yeah, and when I'm finished
269
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,009
senior citizens
will have the right
270
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,445
to be ripped off on credit
just the same as anybody else.
271
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,447
And I'll have my stereo.
272
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,682
Pop, you mean to tell me
273
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,484
these people are going
to picket Honest Al's?
274
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,321
Honest Al is no one's pal!
Honest Al is no one's pal!
275
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,956
Pop, you've gone too far.
276
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,191
No, I haven't.
277
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,193
Honest Al is only a few
blocks down the street.
278
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,761
Foxes, move out!
279
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,331
Gray all the way!
Gray all the way!
280
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,267
Hey, be careful out there, Pop.
281
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,401
Just be careful.
282
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,069
I'll keep an eye on him.
283
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,871
You can do what you
want with your eye.
284
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,072
Just keep your hand off me.
285
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,073
Move out!
286
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,563
Power to the Foxes!
287
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,445
Pop should've been home a
long time ago, Bubba. I'm worried.
288
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,881
There's nothing to
worry about, Lamont.
289
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:05,988
Get that for me, Bubba,
because I'm too nervous.
290
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,356
Who is it? Hello.
291
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,424
Who is it?
292
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,092
Smitty? It's Smitty, Lamont.
293
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,093
Oh.
294
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,195
He is?
295
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,462
Good.
296
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,664
He's with your
father. He's all right.
297
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,732
Okay, give me the phone.
298
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,201
Hello, Smitty.
299
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,601
Where are you?
300
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,226
Jail?
301
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:31,870
Guard! Guard! Guard!
302
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,651
Okay, what's the
matter now, Sanford?
303
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,386
I just can't take these bars.
304
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,754
I feel closed in.
305
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,256
I got bar-a-phobia.
306
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,558
Wait a minute.
Just cool it, huh?
307
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,560
I wouldn't be upset if I
had something to eat.
308
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,963
Well, I'm hungry too, but
I got to make my rounds.
309
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,765
Well, can you get
me a Fatburger?
310
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,200
Not hardly.
311
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,871
Look in death row.
Maybe they left something.
312
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,206
Sanford, you're just
gonna have to wait.
313
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,875
You can't treat me like this.
314
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,077
This is cruel and
inhuman punishment.
315
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,311
Shut up! Huh?
316
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,081
I said shut up,
and I mean shut up.
317
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,116
But I can live with it.
318
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,639
I guess you ain't
got much choice.
319
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,489
Hey, Pop, what it is?
320
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,891
What are you in here for?
321
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,492
I'm a political prisoner.
322
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,327
See, I was leading
a peaceful protest
323
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,696
when I had a run-in
with the police.
324
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,098
And then they ran me in here.
325
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,632
Yeah? This your first time?
326
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,102
Yeah, I ain't never been
in the big house before.
327
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,469
How about you?
328
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,971
Oh, man, this is my second home.
329
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,706
Well, what are you in for?
330
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,474
I was lifting something heavy.
331
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,210
Is that why you walk funny?
332
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,212
No, I mean some expensive stuff,
333
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,980
you know, that didn't
exactly belong to me.
334
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,516
Oh, you in robbery.
335
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,885
Robbery, burglary, extortion.
336
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,487
Sort of a jack of all trades.
337
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,789
Kidnapping, arson.
338
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,590
Let me out of here!
339
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,093
Guard, let me out
of here! Please!
340
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,094
Hey, Lamont.
341
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,284
Hey, what's happening, Jake?
342
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,933
You all right, Pop?
343
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,335
I will be as soon as
you get me out of here.
344
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,137
Don't worry about a
thing. I raised your bail.
345
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,493
Okay, come out
of there, Sanford.
346
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,077
What kind of guard are you?
347
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,379
I mean, putting a
good citizen like me
348
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,804
in the same cell with
a human crime wave.
349
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,688
Good thing that you
got here when you did,
350
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,458
because five minutes more,
and I would've been in bad trouble.
351
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,525
Why?
352
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,461
I was just about to
tear this guy apart.
353
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,862
Yo! Wait a minute.
354
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,697
Don't do that! Don't
do that. Don't play that!
355
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,533
I wish you would now.
356
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,102
Don't hold me now.
357
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,993
You better be glad
I'm locked out here.
358
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,415
I tell you, son, it was the
worst experience of my life.
359
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:50,953
Horrible conditions, mean
prisoners, sadistic guards.
360
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,955
I don't know how I survived it.
361
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,879
Maybe because you
were only there 20 minutes.
362
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,227
Well, it seemed like 20 years.
363
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,296
You know, I wanna
ask you a question, Pop.
364
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,632
How come you were the
only Gray Fox arrested?
365
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,036
Well, you see, son, we
were picketing peacefully,
366
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,838
then all of a sudden, we
were surrounded by police.
367
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,874
There must've been
over a hundred of them.
368
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,310
See, and Honest Al called them.
369
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,345
Naturally, they
came after me first
370
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,047
because that's good
military strategy.
371
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,316
Always get the generalissimo.
372
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,917
I've heard that.
373
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,854
This policeman asked me to move,
and we exchanged a few words.
374
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,790
Unfortunately, he
didn't like none of mine.
375
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,248
So...
376
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,429
then my picket sign slipped,
377
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,865
and I accidentally
hit the officer.
378
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,635
Pop, you can't accidentally hit
somebody on the top of the head.
379
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,779
Well, you can if you're
standing on a truck.
380
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,141
Anyway, I'm proud of you, Pop,
381
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,143
because you stood up for
what you thought was right.
382
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,577
Well, thanks a lot, son.
383
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,646
See, I believe in
the American way.
384
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,283
I mean, fight for what you
believe in and what's good.
385
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,052
That's the way Mohammad Ali is.
386
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,076
He never fights for
under $10 million.
387
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,513
I'll get it.
388
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,197
And I'm ready
to fight right now.
389
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,867
Please, Mr. Sanford. I
came over here to apologize.
390
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,070
We had to call the police
for business reasons.
391
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,404
What kind of business reasons?
392
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,838
If we had let
those pickets stay,
393
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,006
we wouldn't have any business.
394
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,408
If you let me buy on time,
395
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,576
you wouldn't have no pickets.
396
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,144
Do you plan any more picketing?
397
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:25,514
We will picket until
we get what we want.
398
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,549
Look, Mr. Sanford,
399
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,250
perhaps we can work it out.
400
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,918
Work what out?
401
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,387
I smell something rotten.
402
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,521
You started this action
403
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,756
because you wanted
a stereo, Mr. Sanford.
404
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,658
I think that can be arranged.
405
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,694
You mean you're gonna
change your policy?
406
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,696
No, but if you call
off your pickets,
407
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,364
we'll give you a stereo free.
408
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,367
Hey, my father wouldn't
sell out the Gray Foxes
409
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,857
for a mere stereo.
410
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,575
Uh, yeah, you're right, son.
411
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,911
However, if you throw in
a free record collection...
412
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,046
But, Pop... Anything you want.
413
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,648
You got any Isaac
Hayes and Leslie Adams?
414
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:00,882
We certainly do.
415
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,918
What about ethics and morality?
416
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,543
Yeah, throw them in too
with Earth, Wind and Fire.
417
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,792
Mr. Sanford, you wash our
back and we'll wash yours.
418
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,028
You're gonna wash my back?
419
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,430
You call off your pickets
420
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,565
and you'll get your new
stereo and record collection.
421
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,334
Hey, Pop, that's wrong, man.
422
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,735
No, it's not, son.
423
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,605
Now, if you'll just
sign right here.
424
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,307
Uh, I thought the
stereo was for free.
425
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,076
It is. Signing is just
a mere formality.
426
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,212
I don't know where to begin.
- Then don't.
427
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,848
I mean, this looks
like an encyclopedia.
428
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,685
Sign there and
the stereo is yours.
429
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,820
Yeah, and your life is theirs.
430
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,989
He said it was for free, Lamont.
431
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,792
Look right here, Mr. Sanford.
It reads as clear as day.
432
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,263
Pop, before you sign that,
433
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,265
I mean, this is a very
important decision.
434
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,049
You should think about it.
435
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,458
Okay.
436
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,707
There you go.
437
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,942
Pop, you're selling out
the Gray Foxes for a stereo.
438
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:01,943
I can't believe that.
439
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,179
Don't forget the albums.
440
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,581
You can stop by and pick
them up any time you like.
441
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,550
I would rather
have it delivered.
442
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,485
Phew!
443
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,886
All right.
444
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,623
Just put your name
and address on this form
445
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,459
for our shipping department.
446
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,128
I assume you'll be
talking to the Gray Foxes.
447
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,799
Consider them already talked to.
448
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,866
All right.
449
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,290
Allow me to show you out.
450
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,142
Hey, Pop, how
could you do it, man?
451
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,411
How could you do it
452
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,613
after you told me how you
believed in the American way?
453
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,248
What are you gonna
tell the Gray Foxes?
454
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,849
I'll think of something.
455
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,319
You better because they believe
in action against their enemies,
456
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,621
and I have a feeling
you just became one.
457
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,645
Don't worry, Lamont.
458
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,917
Kunta can handle his troops.
459
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,894
Oh...
460
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,377
Power to the Foxes!
461
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:12,180
Power to the Foxes!
Power to the Foxes!
462
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:16,485
Power to the Foxes!
Power to the Foxes!
463
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,486
Uh-huh.
464
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,820
You hear that?
465
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,589
They're out there
picketing us, Pop.
466
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,790
We're gonna lose our business.
467
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:22,891
Power to the Foxes!
468
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,849
I told you it was gonna happen.
469
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,865
We did it! We did it!
470
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,200
We did it! We did it!
471
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,736
What did you do?
472
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,605
We forced Honest Al
to change his policy.
473
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,839
How?
474
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,841
Well, when we got to
our offices this morning,
475
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,943
we found one of
Honest Al's stereos.
476
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,579
How did it get there?
477
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,847
As if you didn't know.
478
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,083
Wait a minute. I...
I don't understand.
479
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,320
When your father called me
last night to call off the picketing,
480
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,688
I couldn't understand why.
481
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,223
Then when we found
that stereo, I knew.
482
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,626
That's the stereo that...
483
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,895
Hey, Pop, you just went
along with this whole thing
484
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,230
so you could give the
stereo to the Gray Foxes.
485
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,267
Yeah, I figured as long
as Al was giving it away,
486
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,504
I mean, we might as well give
it to the people who deserve it.
487
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,740
I filled out the address
on the delivery form.
488
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,575
But how did you
get Al to change?
489
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,077
Well, when we found
out how good it sounded,
490
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,279
we went down to Honest Al's
491
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,515
and we demanded that
he let us buy it on time.
492
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,785
And when he saw how
many of us want to buy,
493
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,219
he changed the policy.
494
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,621
I'm proud of you, Pop.
495
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,790
Yeah, you ought to
be, Lamont. We are.
496
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,358
I sure am.
497
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:33,094
Oh, Freddy, you're so
wonderful, so easy-going.
498
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,918
Want to fool around?
499
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,667
Are you crazy?
500
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,235
No, I mean it.
501
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:44,707
You're so soft, so
warm, so soothing.
502
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,508
I need you.
503
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,999
You don't need me,
you need a sitz bath.
504
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:54,149
Well, we don't
have to get married.
505
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,251
We would just live together.
506
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,286
I think it's a great idea, Pop.
507
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,388
No, don't do that, son.
508
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,389
No, no.
509
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,158
I can't live in sin.
510
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,927
Well, come on, ladies,
we've got work to do.
511
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,898
Don't do that. I
don't like that stuff.
512
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,457
Power to the Foxes!
Power to the Foxes!
513
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,710
You know, Pop,
514
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,380
I'm ashamed of myself
for thinking the worst of you.
515
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,614
That's all right, Lamont.
516
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,583
I couldn't tell you
what was on my mind
517
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,385
because I wanted
it to be a surprise.
518
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,553
I'd never sell out the Foxes.
519
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,955
Well, you know, I guess
we both learned a lesson:
520
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,957
If you're willing to fight for
something you believe in,
521
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:37,860
you can make things happen.
522
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,995
You're right, son, we
really showed them.
523
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,497
Except we still
don't have a stereo.
524
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,899
You threw away the old one
and gave away the new one.
525
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,467
If you wanna listen to music,
526
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,669
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to go to Aunt Esther's house.
527
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,105
No, son, we have
different tastes in music.
528
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,106
What do you mean?
529
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,608
I respond to easy listening
530
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:56,901
and Esther only responds to
the mating call of the moose.
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