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It didn't work. 14 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:49,830 Oh, I'm not calling the Avengers. 15 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,080 (CHITTERING) 16 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,960 GAMORA: Do all Terrans find amusement 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,830 by staring at bugs, Iron Man? 18 00:00:57,830 --> 00:01:00,120 Not bugs, Gamora, ants. 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,330 And ants acting strangely means Ant-Man's trying to tell us something. 20 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,210 I believe I can decipher their meaning. 21 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:07,790 They wish us to look up. 22 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,580 You see anything up there, Tony? 23 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,170 Yeah. My satellite. 24 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:15,330 I think I know why they're not answering, Cap. 25 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,290 Hulk, can you catch it? (GROWLS) 26 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:18,580 (GRUNTS) 27 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,710 (GRUNTING) 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,500 (GROANING) Oh, I think I left my lunch somewhere in the stratosphere! 29 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,170 Where are Rocket, Groot, and the woman who flies? (PETER COUGHING) 30 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:40,210 Wait. What? They're not with you? 31 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:43,120 The Milano hasn't responded since you disabled the satellite. 32 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,380 Captain Marvel's comm went dark as well. 33 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,080 Oh, that's not good. 34 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:51,500 (GRUNTS) Where are we, Rocky? 35 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,120 Nowhere I wanna be. And it's "Rocket"! 36 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,580 Seriously, I'm gonna start calling you "Marv." 37 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,710 No, you're not. (GRUNTS) 38 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:01,790 These cuffs are absorbing my photon energy. 39 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,500 I can't blast out. 40 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,080 Cool your jets, Marv. We got this. 41 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,170 I am Groot. 42 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,830 (CHUCKLES) No offense, Rocky, 43 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,920 but I don't think a walking tree 44 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,880 and a hyper-evolved trash eater can help right now. 45 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,830 Hey, watch the hate speech, you furless fleshbag! (CHITTERING) 46 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:20,460 (DOOR OPENS) 47 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,790 You must be the freak in charge. 48 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:26,210 Here's an idea, pick a species! (BEEPING) 49 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,210 Any idea what they want from us? 50 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:31,210 From the looks of him, spare body parts. 51 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,880 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 52 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,880 (WHIRRING) 53 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,500 Specifically, our spare body parts! 54 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,790 (GRUNTS) 55 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,170 (GRUNTING) 56 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,750 (BEEPING) (YELLING) 57 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:58,790 (SIGHS) Just a scanner. 58 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,250 That's not a scanner. 59 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:13,750 Oh, come on! Nobody's slicing up this pelt. 60 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,710 Groot, lend me a branch. I am Groot. 61 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:23,580 Still don't want a trash-eater's help, Marv? 62 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,830 Call me Marv again, and you're gonna be eating photon. 63 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:30,710 (GROWLING) 64 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:32,880 (GRUNTING) 65 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,420 Impressive. 66 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:39,540 You're far more vibrant than my usual subjects. 67 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:41,960 I'll show you vibrant, Red! 68 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,170 You will address me as the High Evolutionary. 69 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,290 I seek an extremely potent asteroid 70 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:52,750 to power my array of machinery. 71 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,920 Thanos' rock? (SCOFFS) 72 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,920 Forget it. Do your worst. 73 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,790 We ain't telling you squat. 74 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:04,000 I am no torturer. I am an artist! 75 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,040 Besides, I've already found the asteroid. 76 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,880 You're the one who tampered with the satellite system. 77 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,960 Just a little performance art to lure you here. 78 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,540 My medium is genetics. I travel the galaxy 79 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:18,000 in search of unique physical attributes 80 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,960 to add to my palette, and you have the privilege 81 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,750 of being a part of my finest masterpiece. 82 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,920 You have such elegant materials to work with. 83 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,540 Photon energy absorption and projection, flight. (GRUNTING) 84 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:35,880 This one, mass control and regeneration. 85 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,670 And you... 86 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:41,670 Well, there's always one botched pot in the kiln. (GROWLING) 87 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:43,750 (GROWLING) Throw him with the other rejects. 88 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,790 Reject? (GRUNTING) 89 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,880 Who you calling reject, 90 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,750 you tailless, bulb-headed hack? 91 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,380 Hack? 92 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,920 The High Evolutionary is no hack! 93 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,040 Let me demonstrate. 94 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,330 (SCREECHING) 95 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:00,540 I have absorbed the raw genetic clay 96 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:04,210 from thousands of beings and modeled it into perfection. 97 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,830 I am a masterpiece, 98 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:11,040 and I will show you the meaning of hack. 99 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:14,080 PETER: Uh, guys? 100 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,120 Look, I know this asteroid fell on your headquarters 'cause of us, sort of, 101 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,420 but shouldn't we be out searching for our friends? 102 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,420 As soon as we get this giant space rock off our scanners, 103 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,580 we can pinpoint Captain Marvel's ID 104 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:26,790 and get her and your crewmates back. 105 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:28,170 On it. 106 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,960 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 107 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:35,380 (STRAINING) 108 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,620 (GRUNTS) 109 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:46,620 Looks like the asteroid's destabilizing. I can't risk shrinking it. 110 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,790 Then we don't touch it until you and Tony run a thorough analysis. 111 00:05:49,790 --> 00:05:52,460 Do we really have time for that? My friends are in danger. 112 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:56,500 So is mine, but we have to weigh the needs of the many over the needs of the few. 113 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,670 This asteroid could endanger the entire planet. 114 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:01,120 Once we know Earth is safe, we can take the Avenjet 115 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,580 and look for Carol and your teammates out in space. 116 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,880 Wait. Your jet can go into space? 117 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,880 We could've been searching for them this whole time! 118 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,710 Quill, Captain America 119 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:12,960 doesn't want the Avengers to go into space. 120 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,710 We can't make him do anything he doesn't want to do. 121 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,040 Understand? 122 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,330 Actually, there are several ways we could force him, 123 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:22,460 but they would all be extremely difficult, 124 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,040 given his large green-skinned ally. 125 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,540 What kind of stupid name is Avenjet? 126 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:33,960 No worse than Milano. 127 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,880 All right. What are you waiting for? Let's go. (ALARM BEEPING) 128 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,620 Controls are locked. 129 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,880 ANT-MAN: Yeah. It's a security feature. 130 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,380 To stop thieves. 131 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:49,750 Hey! Ant-Man! Hey, check it out! It's Ant-Man. 132 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,460 I was just looking for the bathroom, and this is not it. 133 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:54,960 I thought you were supposed to be a good liar. 134 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,790 (BEEPS) 135 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:59,960 And I thought you were only an outlaw if it's for a good cause. 136 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,250 Saving our friends seems like a pretty good cause to me. 137 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,250 CAPTAIN AMERICA: Seriously? Again? 138 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:11,790 Congratulations. Your unique abilities 139 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:15,000 will live on inside me as genetic art, 140 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 even though you won't survive to see it. 141 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,580 (SCREAMS) 142 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:22,040 (SCREAMS) I am Groot! 143 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,750 (ALARM BLARING) 144 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,960 (BEEPS) 145 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,620 It appears your friends are attempting to save you. 146 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:34,750 Let's see how they fare when I combine your abilities with my own. 147 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,460 Leave the machine on and store the rest of their power. 148 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,000 I don't want to waste a single drop. 149 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,420 CAPTAIN AMERICA: Care to explain why you stole my jet, 150 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,670 and why you helped them, Scott? 151 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:48,170 Uh... (IMITATING STATIC) 152 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:51,290 Cap, I... (IMITATING STATIC) 153 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,000 CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah, that's not what static sounds like. 154 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,710 Yeah, well, this is what hanging up sounds like. (DIAL TONE) 155 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:57,790 I'll say one thing for the Avengers. 156 00:07:57,790 --> 00:08:00,290 Their jet handles better than the Milano. 157 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,710 Hey, my ship's just as... Oh! (LOUD BLAST) 158 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,080 Whoa! 159 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,620 Uh, yeah, I think we found the guys that took our friends. 160 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,000 Then let's show 'em what happens when you mess with the Guardians. 161 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:15,960 GAMORA: Their weapons are better too. 162 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,920 PETER: Enough about the Avenjet! 163 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:22,620 (GRUNTS) Can't hold on. 164 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,120 I am Groot! 165 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,790 Don't worry, bud! I'm coming! 166 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,710 (GRUNTING) 167 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,830 Come on! Come on! (GRUNTS) 168 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,880 (YELLING) (GROWLING) 169 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,920 (CRASHING) 170 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,880 I don't have my photon blasts! 171 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,620 Great. How long will you be useless? 172 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:54,040 Useless isn't really my thing. 173 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:04,580 A rescue raid is such a cliche. 174 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,790 I must remove it from the canvas. 175 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:13,080 (ALARM BLARING) PETER: Just so you know, the Milano shields would've held. 176 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,830 BOTH: Not now, Quill! 177 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:20,710 Quill! This is why I didn't want that maverick using our plane. 178 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,710 It appears he is about to return it. 179 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:28,920 We need to soften their landing. 180 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,000 Repulsor shield should slow 'em down. 181 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,040 Is Quill always this reckless? 182 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,080 No. Most times, he is extremely wreckful. 183 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,290 Cap, we got another space visitor, 184 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:50,330 and this one doesn't look nearly as friendly as the Guardians. 185 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:55,920 Claws off my ship, freaks! 186 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,460 I am Groot! 187 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:02,040 You're really attached to this hunk of junk, huh, Rocky? 188 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,330 If you don't like it, Marv, you can always walk back to the surface. 189 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:08,540 Fine. Show me what this tub can do. 190 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:13,790 Your armor is trite and uninspired. 191 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:17,750 It barely compensates for your lack of natural physical powers. 192 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,250 Really? 193 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,750 'Cause your natural powers look like cheap knockoffs to me. 194 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,500 (THRUSTER BLASTS) 195 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,500 And I got a feeling the originals just escaped. 196 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,540 Hybrids, retrieve my specimens. 197 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:37,920 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Check it out, Marv. 198 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,960 Could a hunk of junk do that? 199 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,880 Uh, you mean lose control and smash through a wall? (LOUD THUD) 200 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,540 Oh, and vibrate uncontrollably? (ALARM BLARING) 201 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,790 That ain't us. 202 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,830 PETER: Rocket, how many time I gotta tell you? 203 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:58,540 Don't let things eat my ship! 204 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,170 Focus on the genetic grab bag. He's going after Thanos' asteroid. 205 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:11,250 Trust me, we do not want him to get it. 206 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:14,210 It's true. The High Evolutionary drains powers, 207 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:17,040 and that rock is gonna make him even better at it. (LOUD CLANGING) 208 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,250 Looks like he's doing pretty good already. 209 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:30,750 HIGH EVOLUTIONARY: Stand aside, earthling. 210 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,830 I'm here for the asteroid, 211 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:36,830 not to scuff my armor fighting you. 212 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,170 Sorry. Avengers don't stand aside. 213 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,170 They also do not avenge. 214 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,880 You really have to let that one go. 215 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,750 (GRUNTS) 216 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,210 Vibranium. 217 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:51,830 Quite an impressive tool for such a pedestrian species. 218 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,000 You think I'm impressive? 219 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,830 Wait till you see the green guy. 220 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,170 (ROARING) 221 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,830 Gamma-infused DNA. 222 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:08,460 Oh, I can't wait to add that power to my palette. 223 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,880 (GRUNTING) Not gonna happen. 224 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,580 Hulk! (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 225 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,330 (GRUNTS) 226 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,460 (AIRCRAFT APPROACHING) 227 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,790 (YELLS) 228 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,920 (GASPING) 229 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,170 I appreciate the assist, Quill, but next time let us in on your plan. 230 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:32,290 You're assuming he has one. 231 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:33,380 Hey! 232 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:38,880 Fine. We'll do it the mundane way. 233 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,830 Hybrids, lock onto the asteroid. 234 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:46,290 It's time to incorporate this world into my masterpiece. 235 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,290 With the power of the asteroid, 236 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:51,250 my absorption field will pull the life force 237 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,540 out of this entire planet. 238 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,790 ROCKET: Not gonn let that happen. 239 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,250 PETER: That goes double for us. 240 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,540 I am Groot! 241 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,710 Rocky, give me everything you've got, all on one side! 242 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,880 But that'll just... 243 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,880 ...get us outta this nosedive. 244 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,960 (CHUCKLING) Nice. 245 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,920 Nice flying. 246 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,670 When this is over, Quill, 247 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:34,830 you and I need to have a long talk about sticking to a plan. 248 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:38,330 Got a plan to stop an energy field that'll absorb all life on Earth? 249 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,670 Not currently. 250 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,830 You're the fly-by-the-seat-of-his-pants guy, Quill. 251 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:55,210 What do we do? 252 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,380 Believe it or not, I've got a plan. 253 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,500 Okay, 12 percent of a plan. Do you trust me? 254 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,170 Enough to actually stick around and hear it. Shoot. 255 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:08,920 PETER: Two teams. Team Awesome will attack the High Evolutionary's ship. 256 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,920 Your job is to keep 'em distracted, so Team Even More Awesome 257 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,120 can sneak aboard and shut down that field. 258 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,290 (GRUNTS) 259 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,830 (STRAINING) 260 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,380 (YELLS) 261 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,000 That's why you don't blast someone 262 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,420 with their own powers, you forgery! 263 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,170 (ROARS) 264 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,710 I am not a forgery! 265 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,880 Yeah, he's distracted. 266 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,330 Now watch a pro cause some real damage, Rocky. 267 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:54,500 Oh-ho-ho! I'll show you damage, Princess Sparkle-Fists. 268 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,750 (GRUNTS) 269 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,750 I am Groot! (GRUNTING) 270 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,710 Huh. At least he didn't call me Marv. 271 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:16,790 Okay, Quill, so maybe your team's dysfunction isn't all your fault. 272 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,880 I know, right? 273 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,380 Wait. How was it ever my fault? 274 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,830 (CHITTERING) 275 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,120 (GRUNTING) 276 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,210 (GRUNTS) Hulk, take care of the asteroid. 277 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,540 You mean smash it? 278 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,710 How's about we disconnect it first? 279 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,250 (GRUNTS) 280 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:45,830 (GRUNTING) 281 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,000 Guys, that rock looks like it's about to blow! 282 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,790 My absorption field! 283 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,620 (GROANS) 284 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,500 Ooh, there's a prize at the center of the rock? 285 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,830 CAPTAIN AMERICA: All that energy from such a small source. 286 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,250 Ever seen anything like it? 287 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,750 No. But whatever Thanos stashed inside it, 288 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,460 I bet it could fetch a flarg-ton of units. 289 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,420 Or blow up the entire planet. 290 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,920 Agreed. We have to seal it before any more energy leaks out. 291 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,790 (ALL GRUNTING) 292 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,540 (RUMBLING) 293 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,830 Step away from the sarcophagus, 294 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:43,000 and I promise to make your end swift. 295 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,170 Ah, tempting offer. 296 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,620 Here's our counter. 297 00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:52,500 Aah! 298 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,380 Let me show you how it's done, furry. 299 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,830 (ROARING) 300 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,080 (GRUNTING) 301 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,120 That's our cue to move this box. 302 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,380 (ROARS) 303 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,620 (HULK STRAINING) 304 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,620 We could use a little help here, Team Awesome. 305 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,080 IRON MAN: We're way ahead of you, Cap. 306 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,000 I'll clear you a path. 307 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,670 Prepare to be destroyed. 308 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,750 (GROANS) 309 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,960 (WHIRRING) 310 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,830 You dare censor my art? 311 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,790 Censor? No, no, no. More like erase. 312 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,330 (ROARING) 313 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,290 (BEEPS) 314 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,120 (YELLING) 315 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:01,920 How's it feel to be absorbed by your own paint brush, Mr. Artiste? 316 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,540 (GROANING) 317 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,380 (GRUNTING) 318 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:16,920 Whatever energy you absorb, the sarcophagus can more than replace. 319 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,210 I will not let you take it from me. 320 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,790 Quill, Cap, you got incoming! 321 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,710 (BOTH GRUNT) 322 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,500 (GROANS) 323 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,880 You have no idea what forces you toy with! 324 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,040 Maybe not, but I bet they hurt. 325 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,380 (GRUNTS) 326 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,620 No! 327 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,250 Did I just vaporize the High Evolutionary? 328 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,120 Great. Now, let's close the big energy-spewing shoe box 329 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,250 before it vaporizes us! 330 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,500 (GASPS) 331 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,460 (ALL GRUNTING) 332 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,920 ANT-MAN: Uh, guys? Something weird's happening. 333 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,380 I don't know what that blue energy is, 334 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,830 but it is infecting the entire ship. 335 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,670 CAPTAIN AMERICA: Everyone, fall back! 336 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,500 Rocky, we've gotta go. 337 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,040 Right behind you, Marv! 338 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,170 I still gotta plug this energy leak. 339 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,170 Where's Rocket? He's still in the ship. 340 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,790 Where is the ship? I don't know, but I'm scanning some debris. 341 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,380 Furry debris. 342 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,500 (GASPS) 343 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,960 How'd you survive that, Rocket? 344 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,790 (GROANING) 345 00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:00,750 Never underestimate the little guy, Captain Marvel. 346 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,080 CAPTAIN AMERICA: Still no sign of the sarcophagus. 347 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,830 (BEEPING) But that's probably for the best. 348 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:10,250 Speaking of which, this belongs to Thor. 349 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,920 It's the Cosmic Seed. 350 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,120 Long story, but it's why we came to Earth. 351 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,880 I think it'll be in safe hands with heroes like you, 352 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,580 and so will the Earth. 353 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,880 And so will the galaxy, 354 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,790 with you and your crew guarding it. 355 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:25,330 Yeah, about that. Guardians is more of a name, really, 356 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,710 than a job description. IRON MAN: That's all right. 357 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,830 You'll notice we don't do much actual avenging. 358 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,000 But should the need for vengeance arise, 359 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,420 you know how to contact me. 360 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,120 CAPTAIN MARVEL: Come back soon. 361 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,620 I wanna out-fly you all over again. 362 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,040 Ho-ho, it's on! 363 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:56,460 PETER: And once again, Earth, you're welcome! 364 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,330 Where's Rocket? I thought he'd be thrilled 365 00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:04,080 to finally see us flying away from this planet. 366 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,620 Eh, he's probably just recovering from his big hero moment. 367 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,330 (METALLIC CLINKING) 368 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,920 Hero-schmero. 369 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,670 I'm making some units with this sarcophagus. 370 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:21,710 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Pocket Dimension Storage Vial, 371 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:24,080 is there nothing you can't contain? 372 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,880 GROOT: I am Groot! 373 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:27,790 (SIGHS) 374 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,790 I'm coming! 375 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,080 Don't get your bark in a bunch! 26098

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