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I am officially running...
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(crowd cheering)
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...for President
of the United States.
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I am running for President
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of the Unites States.
(crowd cheering)
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REPORTER: GOP candidates can't ignore
his money and his populist message.
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I will build a great, great wall
on our southern border.
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JEB BUSH: I find it abhorrent
that Donald Trump is suggesting
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we register people.
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MEN (chanting): USA! USA!
(woman cheering)
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HILLARY CLINTON: They're upset
about what they see happening
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around them, I get that.
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REPORTER 2: The state department
is in the process
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of turning over
more Hillary Clinton e-mails.
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REPORTER 3:
This is far bigger than
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the accusations
against Donald Trump.
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I have a winning temperament.
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Where I could stand in
the middle of Fifth Avenue
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and shoot somebody,
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and I wouldn't lose any voters,
okay?
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REPORTER 4: Donald Trump
trailing Hillary Clinton
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by ten points.
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REPORTER 5: There is a very real,
palpable fear out there today.
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CLINTON: He is threatening
our democracy.
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It's time to remove the rust
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from the Rust Belt.
REPORTER 6: Trump followers clashed
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with anti-Trump protesters.
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ALL (chanting):
...Trump! We want Trump!
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CLINTON:
You can't just say
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whatever pops into your head
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if you want to be the President
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of the United States of America.
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(cheering and applause)
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BRET BAIER: We are going
to make this decision now.
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The Fox News Decision Desk
has called...
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Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.
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This means that Donald Trump
will be
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the 45th President
of the United States,
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winning the most...
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unreal, surreal
(anchors laughing)
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election we have ever seen.
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The revolution has begun.
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RACHEL MADDOW: It's very, very,
very close in a lot of...
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It's over. If she hasn't won
Pennsylvania by now,
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she's not coming back.
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No, that's bullshit.
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I won't believe anything until
I hear Rachel Maddow say it.
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She's the only one I trust.
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How is this happening?
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It's the politics of fear.
It always works.
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BAIER: What started off
as unlikely, impossible,
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is now reality.
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He said he was
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always a winner.
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This did not come
without controversy...
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Fuck you, world!
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USA! USA!
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USA...!
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Ha-ha!
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CNN REPORTER:
...have now confirmed that
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Secretary Clinton has conceded
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to Donald Trump.
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Uh, this concession
took place in a phone call.
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MIKE PENCE:
It is my high honor...
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(crowd cheering and applauding)
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...to introduce to you
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the President Elect
of the United States
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of America, Donald Trump.
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♪ ♪
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(phone clatters on floor)
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(muffled scream)
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(wailing):
No!
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Oh...
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no...
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USA!
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(slow motion):
USA!
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ALLY (wailing):
Oh, Ivy, no!
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Is it bad? Did he win?
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(Ally wails)
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ALLY: Oh, go to hell,
Huffington Post!
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Fuck you, Nate Silver!
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Oh, my God, how could they
have been so wrong about this?
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(wheezing inhale)
IVY: You have to do your cookie breathing
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- You've got to do your cookie breathing.
- I can't do my cookie breathing.
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- Give me one deep breath.
- No.
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Freedom...!
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Oh, my God, Ivy.
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Merrick Garland.
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What's gonna happen
with Merrick Garland?
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THOM: You want to know who
to get mad at for this?
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Our own state of Michigan.
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She's losing by 10,000 votes.
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That's the size of this town.
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And who's at 40,000 votes
and counting?
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Jill Stein.
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Is that true?
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BAIER: ...path to victory
that was unlike
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anything we've ever seen.
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(Baier continues indistinctly)
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(plastic bag crinkles)
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I hope every one of those
voters who decided it was
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a good time to cast a protest
vote is happy when that...
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psycho gets us all killed.
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MARYLIN: Honey,
don't get so worked up.
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THOM:
Shut up, Marylin.
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I told you to go vote,
but you didn't listen.
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Now look what happened.
Look at our friends on the couch
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and tell them that they may not
be able to maintain their rights
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as a married couple because
you were too busy today
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on Etsy to go vote!
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(Ally whimpers)
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(Ally breathes deeply)
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I don't want you to not be
married anymore.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Sweetheart, come here.
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Listen to me, you don't
have to worry about that.
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That is never going to happen.
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Okay?
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IVY:
Oz, you don't have to worry.
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'Cause nothing
is gonna happen to us.
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Okay?
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CNN REPORTER 2:
...Donald J. Trump of New York.
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(exhales in slow motion)
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♪ Om... ♪
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(as Donald Trump):
It's gonna be... huge.
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WOMAN (over phone): It's really
good you didn't come, actually.
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Everyone's losing their shit.
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It's like we went to a wedding
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and it turned into a funeral.
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We gave a year of our lives
to this.
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I dropped out of Vassar.
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Why would they send us
to Florida
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when we should've been
in Wisconsin?
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What if I get pregnant now?
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Where will I get an abortion?
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I know. Everyone's upset.
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Oh, God.
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What is wrong with CNN
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for not giving us
a trigger warning
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before they announce
the results?
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I just... I don't know
what's real anymore.
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She was supposed to win.
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Is this really happening?
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Oh, my God.
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You're kind of scaring me
right now, Winter.
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You cannot self-harm again.
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Don't go back down that road.
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Winter?
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(screams)
Jesus.
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You're such an asshole.
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Did you come in here
to rub it in?
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Get out!
(hits arm)
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Get out!
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(sighs)
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I'm just so scared now.
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Everyone is.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(laughs)
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(woman panting)
Come here.
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Wait, stop.
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Stop.
Getting to your favorite part.
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Wait.
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Somebody's watching us.
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I can feel it.
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I know who. Twisty.
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WOMAN: (chuckles)
What are you talking about?
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MAN: It was like 50,
60 years ago.
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Mm-hmm?
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Right here on this spot.
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A deranged clown attacked
a couple on a picnic.
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He hacked the dude to death.
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- (chuckling)
- (moans)
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MAN: They say you can tell
it's him by the layer of drool
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he leaves behind 'cause
he got his jaw blown off
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by a shotgun blast.
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WOMAN: You're such an asshole.
You're just trying to scare me.
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MAN: 'Cause I know it turns you on.
(woman laughs, belt rattles)
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(woman screams)
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(panting)
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(rubber-toy squeak)
(screams)
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Oh, my God.
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Oh!
(panting)
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Get out of here.
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Get out of here!
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(bike horn honks)
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I'm gonna blow you away, fucker.
(gasps)
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(gasps)
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(woman screams)
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(crying):
Oh, my...
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(screams, gasps)
(groans)
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(man groans weakly)
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(bowling pins clattering)
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(man groaning, woman panting)
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(gasps)
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(screams)
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Please help!
(muffled scream)
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(screams)
Help!
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(grunting, woman screams)
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(bellows)
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(muffled yell, blood spurts)
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♪ ♪
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(gurgling)
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(whimpers)
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(panting)
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(muffled excited yell)
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(screams)
(muffled yell)
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(screams)
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(whimpering)
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(muffled panting)
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911 operator,
what's the emergency?
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(muffled): Hello. Hello? 911
operator, what is your location?
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(screaming)
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(blade slashing)
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(screaming stops)
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Hello? Ma'am, I can't hear you.
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Are you in need of assistance?
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Ma'am?
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(distorted):
Wrong number.
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"Rraarrrggha...
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nnumbber."
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Ozzie, sweetheart.
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You were supposed
to be asleep 30 minutes ago.
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Come on.
What are you reading?
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- Nothing.
- Ozzie.
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Come on, honey.
A picture of a bare breast
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or an erect penis
never hurt anyone.
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Come on, fork it over.
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Come on.
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(wheezing)
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OZZIE (distant):
Mom!
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(gasping, wheezing)
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OZZIE (distant):
Mom!
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(cries, wheezes)
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Aah! I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't, I can't, I can't.
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You know I can't.
You know I'm afraid.
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OZZIE:
I'm sorry.
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IVY: It's not your fault, Oz.
You know I'm afraid.
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I can't look at that. Why would you
have it in the house? - It's just...
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Oh, no!
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IVY: That's why
it's called a phobia.
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It's an irrational fear.
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Doesn't make it any
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less scary for your mom,
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but it's just a comic book.
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(whispering):
Just a comic book.
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Okay. Okay.
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(shudders)
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Come on.
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(whispering):
I'm sorry, sweetie.
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- I'm sorry.
- Here.
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Come here.
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(crying):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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(whispering):
All right.
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Okay.
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We should all get to bed.
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Okay?
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Okay? She'll be fine.
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IVY:
Good night.
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I am so sorry.
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00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:17,449
My phobias are starting
to affect our son.
264
00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:22,353
Whatever the reason is...
265
00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:24,056
we'll work through it.
266
00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:28,393
(quietly):
Okay?
267
00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:30,495
(sniffles)
268
00:13:33,466 --> 00:13:35,200
THOM:
We will now take statements
269
00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:39,404
from the public on 73-52,
approving extended overtime
270
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,372
for sheriff's deputies
to stand guard
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at the Jewish Community
Center on Wildcliff Lane.
272
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First, and only,
on the list to speak
273
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is Kai Anderson
274
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from 4318 Commodore Court.
275
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My fellow Americans,
276
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what do humans love the most?
277
00:14:00,093 --> 00:14:03,894
To what do we give
our highest value?
278
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,396
Is it family...
279
00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:08,298
friends...
280
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:11,235
our homes... money...
281
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:14,338
notoriety?
282
00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:17,241
No.
283
00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:20,644
Above all, humans love fear.
284
00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:23,780
The fear that over time
we have honed
285
00:14:23,815 --> 00:14:27,483
and polished and built up,
brick by brick,
286
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,785
until it stands before us
287
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:33,623
every day as tall
as the Trump Tower.
288
00:14:33,658 --> 00:14:36,425
How do I know we love fear
more than our children?
289
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:39,062
Because we are willing
to ruin their lives
290
00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:41,718
in service of some
irrational fear of losing them.
291
00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:44,567
No, Billy, you can't walk
to school today.
292
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:45,897
What if somebody kidnaps you?
293
00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:49,071
(Southern accent): Clara-Belle,
don't listen to rap music.
294
00:14:49,106 --> 00:14:51,574
You might get bad ideas
about yourself.
295
00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:53,042
(normal voice):
Every day
296
00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:56,266
we are choosing fear
over freedom.
297
00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:58,969
Freedom of movement,
freedom of congregation,
298
00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:00,670
freedom of thought...
THOM: I'm sorry.
299
00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:02,205
I'm not seeing what this has
to do with the motion.
300
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,440
Because you don't see anything.
301
00:15:04,476 --> 00:15:06,476
None of you do.
302
00:15:06,512 --> 00:15:08,177
Fear is currency.
303
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,445
It has value.
304
00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:11,104
We don't need more cops.
305
00:15:11,224 --> 00:15:12,268
We need less.
306
00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:15,051
We don't need to protect
the Jewish Community Center.
307
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,419
We need to let them blow it up!
308
00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:17,995
Order!
309
00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:19,688
I'm trying to help you.
Don't you see?
310
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:20,823
They want to be scared.
311
00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:22,258
They yearn to be so scared
312
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:23,826
that they don't have
to think anymore,
313
00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:25,294
that they don't have
to want for anything anymore.
314
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,397
Fear will release them
from their desires
315
00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:28,398
and their ambitions
316
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,133
and their bullshit needs!
317
00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:32,134
And then they will come
running to us like children
318
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:33,235
in a feverish nightmare.
319
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:35,303
And the chosen few
who are not afraid
320
00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:36,572
of the seas and the heights
321
00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:38,373
and the beasts of the world
will return
322
00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:41,076
at the head of the evolutionary
table to shepherd the weak
323
00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:46,248
into the chosen promised land
of truth and freedom!
324
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,765
Okay. Let me get this straight.
325
00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:53,888
You want us to just let chaos
reign in our community
326
00:15:53,924 --> 00:15:57,725
so that everyone gets so scared
that they'll, what,
327
00:15:57,761 --> 00:16:01,696
give us some sort of unlimited
power to protect them?
328
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,265
(scattered laughter)
329
00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:10,438
Haven't you been watching
what's going on in the world?
330
00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:12,640
I'm just telling you
what's happening, man.
331
00:16:12,676 --> 00:16:15,677
Mm-hmm. Young man...
332
00:16:15,712 --> 00:16:17,612
I appreciate that
a lot of you 4chan guys
333
00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:21,348
feel empowered to join
the rest of us in civil society
334
00:16:21,384 --> 00:16:23,884
now that Papa Bear Trump
is telling you it's okay.
335
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:26,253
But let me send you a message.
336
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,754
This is a blip,
337
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,656
a temporary intifada.
338
00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:32,759
I know it feels good to have
your worst instincts validated,
339
00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:35,370
but don't be fooled.
Use this opportunity,
340
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:37,297
now that you're out
of your parents' basement,
341
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:40,266
to meet a few people
that aren't like you.
342
00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:42,736
You are afraid.
We are not.
343
00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:46,306
And with no one else to speak,
344
00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:48,408
let's vote on 73-52.
345
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:49,676
Those in favor.
346
00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:53,946
Opposed.
347
00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:55,982
Motion passes.
348
00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:58,585
On to the next
order of business.
349
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:08,361
(mutters incoherently)
350
00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:10,429
THOM:
What was that?
351
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:16,168
I said there is nothing
more dangerous in this world
352
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,270
than a humiliated man.
353
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:26,727
ALLY: Our housekeeper is gone.
Did I mention that?
354
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,423
The moment that man got elected,
she just stopped showing up
355
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,358
and we don't know
if she went back to Guatemala
356
00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:33,227
or was rounded up.
357
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:37,130
It's awful.
I honestly don't know
358
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,276
how I'm gonna get through the
next four years, Dr. Vincent.
359
00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:40,567
I really don't.
360
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:45,466
My anxiety is just as intense
now as it was on election night.
361
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,670
I just keep reliving it
over and over
362
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,977
and it's triggered
all the old phobias.
363
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:55,148
And I thought I-I-I put that
behind me years ago.
364
00:17:55,184 --> 00:17:57,746
- The recurrence of the coulrophobia?
- Yes.
365
00:17:57,866 --> 00:18:00,921
The clowns.
366
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:02,823
But also...
367
00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:10,297
...confined spaces
and, uh, uh, blood...
368
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:13,170
particles in the air, the dark,
369
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,774
that coral thing
that's been staring at me
370
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,938
since I came in here.
371
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,808
- You have a fear of coral?
- No.
372
00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:23,810
No, uh...
373
00:18:23,845 --> 00:18:25,770
I-I, uh...
374
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:34,619
It's the holes. I...
375
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,988
It's repulsive.
376
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:39,691
It's been sitting there
for months.
377
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,126
Yes, I know,
378
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,028
and I have been managing that.
379
00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:45,231
It's just...
380
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:49,563
since election night everything
is just so much worse.
381
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:52,351
This is just like
what happened to me
382
00:18:52,471 --> 00:18:55,603
in college after 9/11 when
I couldn't leave my apartment.
383
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:57,275
But you got through it.
384
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:01,546
Ivy got me through it.
385
00:19:04,548 --> 00:19:06,885
Meeting her...
386
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:11,256
wanting to be well enough
to be with her...
387
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:14,692
to prove to her
that I was stable enough
388
00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:17,028
to make a life with.
389
00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:21,448
I was willing
to white-knuckle it,
390
00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:24,735
but then I didn't have to...
391
00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:27,571
because Barack was elected
392
00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:32,075
and-and it was as if
the universe...
393
00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:34,111
righted itself.
394
00:19:34,146 --> 00:19:36,547
I loved our president.
395
00:19:36,582 --> 00:19:38,282
I was proud of him.
396
00:19:38,317 --> 00:19:41,718
And for the first time, I was
included in the discussion,
397
00:19:41,753 --> 00:19:43,387
in the world.
398
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:44,888
Do you want to know
how I'm dealing?
399
00:19:44,924 --> 00:19:47,806
I cut out social media.
400
00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:49,748
Deleted my Twitter account.
401
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:51,116
I don't need to know
every crazy thing
402
00:19:51,151 --> 00:19:51,945
that's happening in the world,
403
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,887
especially if there's
nothing I can do about it.
404
00:19:54,922 --> 00:19:56,354
I put all my energy
405
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,756
into working out.
406
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,392
You do look good.
407
00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:01,692
Heh.
408
00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:02,960
CrossFit?
409
00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:04,329
TRX.
410
00:20:04,364 --> 00:20:06,697
Now, I want you to
check out of the world
411
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,533
and into your life.
412
00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:10,639
And I'm prescribing a mild
anti-anxiety medication.
413
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:13,804
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I-I-I don't like to take drugs.
414
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,273
And I don't like prescribing
them, but you need them.
415
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:19,911
Look, we're all uneasy with
the state of the world,
416
00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:21,712
but your reactions have been
417
00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:24,811
extreme and if you don't
do something about it,
418
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,817
it's going to affect your child,
419
00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:30,387
your marriage, everything.
420
00:20:30,423 --> 00:20:32,356
It already has.
421
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,761
It's all gonna be okay.
422
00:20:43,569 --> 00:20:45,936
Is it?
423
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:50,206
DONALD TRUMP:
...and a fair hearing
424
00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,908
for their concerns.
425
00:20:51,944 --> 00:20:55,745
But then the quiet voices
426
00:20:55,781 --> 00:20:57,673
became a loud chorus,
427
00:20:57,793 --> 00:21:00,750
as thousands of citizens
now spoke out together
428
00:21:00,786 --> 00:21:02,785
from cities small and large...
429
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,387
Seems slow tonight.
430
00:21:05,404 --> 00:21:07,957
Yeah. I guess
everybody's at home
431
00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,425
watching the president's speech.
432
00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:12,995
Yeah. Can you believe the stuff
he's saying?
433
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,663
Yeah, I know.
434
00:21:14,699 --> 00:21:17,133
We finally got a real leader
in Washington.
435
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,567
TRUMP:
...but crucial demand,
436
00:21:18,603 --> 00:21:21,269
that America must put
437
00:21:21,305 --> 00:21:22,771
its own citizens first
438
00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:25,885
because only then can we truly
439
00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:30,479
make America great again.
440
00:21:30,514 --> 00:21:32,848
(audience cheering)
441
00:21:43,827 --> 00:21:45,827
(refrigerator humming)
442
00:21:45,862 --> 00:21:47,862
(object falls)
443
00:22:05,682 --> 00:22:06,948
Hello?
444
00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:12,419
(P.A. system whines)
445
00:22:14,857 --> 00:22:17,724
(high-pitched whining)
446
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,760
(refrigerator buzzing)
447
00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:27,968
(wheel whines, clatters)
448
00:22:35,277 --> 00:22:38,178
(objects scatter on floor)
449
00:22:56,198 --> 00:22:58,164
(wheel squeaking)
450
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,933
(sinister laughter)
451
00:23:03,805 --> 00:23:06,538
(clowns grunting, moaning)
452
00:23:12,714 --> 00:23:14,713
(grunting, moaning continues,
echoing)
453
00:23:20,954 --> 00:23:22,954
(breathing heavily)
454
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:28,059
(high-pitched audio
feedback and static)
455
00:23:31,131 --> 00:23:33,131
(panting)
456
00:23:35,802 --> 00:23:37,102
(screaming)
457
00:23:37,137 --> 00:23:39,303
(crash)
458
00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:40,905
Help.
459
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,774
Help me.
460
00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:44,743
(gasps):
Oh...
461
00:23:44,778 --> 00:23:46,544
Who are you?!
462
00:23:53,953 --> 00:23:55,453
(grunts, screams)
463
00:23:57,156 --> 00:23:58,756
(panicked gasping)
464
00:24:07,032 --> 00:24:08,598
(cries out)
465
00:24:08,634 --> 00:24:10,300
(Ally screaming)
466
00:24:10,335 --> 00:24:13,603
(clown's laughter echoing)
467
00:24:13,639 --> 00:24:15,639
(panting)
468
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:23,647
(laughter continues)
469
00:24:34,826 --> 00:24:36,993
(screaming)
470
00:24:37,028 --> 00:24:38,627
(bottle shatters)
471
00:24:39,898 --> 00:24:41,898
(panting)
472
00:24:54,512 --> 00:24:56,178
(phone line ringing)
473
00:24:56,213 --> 00:24:57,979
IVY (over speaker):
What's up, babe?
474
00:24:58,015 --> 00:25:01,183
Ivy. Ivy!
475
00:25:01,218 --> 00:25:02,984
They're trying to kill me.
476
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:06,087
What do I do?
What do I do?!
477
00:25:06,123 --> 00:25:07,123
IVY:
I don't understand.
478
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,290
Wh-What are you talking about?
479
00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:10,125
Are you still at the store?
480
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,426
Stay where you are.
I'm calling the police.
481
00:25:11,461 --> 00:25:14,295
Don't hang up, Ivy!
482
00:25:14,331 --> 00:25:16,464
Calm down, Ally.
Just breathe.
483
00:25:16,499 --> 00:25:18,499
(breathing slows)
484
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,803
(screaming)
485
00:25:21,838 --> 00:25:23,338
(tires screeching)
486
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,950
So, what did he say?
487
00:25:41,985 --> 00:25:44,018
Did they find anything?
488
00:25:44,053 --> 00:25:45,986
He said they're looking into it.
489
00:25:47,457 --> 00:25:49,089
What does that mean?
490
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:52,126
There wasn't anything
on the security cameras?
491
00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:54,595
Didn't they talk to the cashier?
492
00:25:54,631 --> 00:25:56,163
He just saw you
screaming in the aisles
493
00:25:56,199 --> 00:25:58,599
and throwing bottles of rosé.
494
00:25:58,635 --> 00:26:00,434
He didn't hear the music.
He didn't see any clowns
495
00:26:00,469 --> 00:26:03,003
having sex in the
produce section.
496
00:26:06,475 --> 00:26:08,675
Well, that's not possible.
497
00:26:12,014 --> 00:26:14,118
Ivy, I am not making this up.
498
00:26:14,238 --> 00:26:16,383
I know you're not.
I know you're not.
499
00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:17,818
I was targeted.
500
00:26:17,853 --> 00:26:20,920
I am telling you
I was terrorized.
501
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:25,091
Chased with a knife
through the store.
502
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,993
And their masks,
503
00:26:27,028 --> 00:26:28,595
they were...
504
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:33,499
They had holes.
505
00:26:33,534 --> 00:26:35,168
It was like they knew my fears.
506
00:26:35,203 --> 00:26:38,037
They wanted to murder me.
507
00:26:38,073 --> 00:26:40,039
OZ: Mom?
- (gasps)
508
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:46,379
Uh, Oz, let's, um...
509
00:26:46,414 --> 00:26:47,881
Let's get back to bed.
510
00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:50,282
Okay? Come on.
511
00:26:59,527 --> 00:27:01,527
(indistinct chatter)
512
00:27:07,268 --> 00:27:08,934
ALLY:
Thank you.
513
00:27:09,054 --> 00:27:12,037
I didn't realize
we were so far behind.
514
00:27:12,072 --> 00:27:14,106
Well, you haven't been
here since the election.
515
00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:17,242
Um, I need your
feedback on the menu.
516
00:27:19,947 --> 00:27:22,580
It's not like
I haven't tried, Ivy.
517
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:27,985
It's... it's exactly
like you haven't tried.
518
00:27:30,724 --> 00:27:32,524
Before we opened this place,
519
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:33,925
we had an agreement.
520
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,129
I know, I'm front of the house.
521
00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:37,699
You're the face.
522
00:27:37,819 --> 00:27:40,531
The open, lovely, beautiful face
523
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,998
of The Butchery On Main,
and I'm in the back
524
00:27:43,118 --> 00:27:44,417
with the knives and the flames.
525
00:27:44,453 --> 00:27:45,226
It's the only way it works.
526
00:27:45,346 --> 00:27:47,146
I'm not the only one
who is having a hard time
527
00:27:47,227 --> 00:27:49,260
adjusting to this new world
we are living in.
528
00:27:49,296 --> 00:27:51,262
When was the last time you came?
529
00:27:51,298 --> 00:27:53,398
I am talking about
the state of our country.
530
00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:56,333
For me, once in the last month.
531
00:27:56,369 --> 00:27:58,402
With no help from you.
532
00:27:59,484 --> 00:28:03,140
I expect more from a marriage.
533
00:28:03,175 --> 00:28:05,523
You want to leave me?
534
00:28:07,179 --> 00:28:08,179
Is this a threat?
535
00:28:08,214 --> 00:28:09,380
- No, I...
- Jesus.
536
00:28:09,415 --> 00:28:11,448
I am being patient with you.
537
00:28:11,484 --> 00:28:12,849
I'm standing by you.
538
00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:14,451
Defended you in front
of the police
539
00:28:14,487 --> 00:28:17,154
when things sounded crazy.
540
00:28:17,189 --> 00:28:18,262
Does that seem like
someone who wants out?
541
00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:21,682
No. What I want is
my partner back.
542
00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:24,570
The woman I fell in love with.
543
00:28:24,690 --> 00:28:27,164
The one I love.
544
00:28:27,199 --> 00:28:29,165
(sighs)
545
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:34,303
Isn't this more important
than some... stupid election?
546
00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:36,314
Yes, of course.
547
00:28:36,434 --> 00:28:37,318
You are right.
548
00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:39,855
I am so sorry,
and I promise you...
549
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,014
I'm going to get this
under control.
550
00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:46,449
I am going to focus
and get back to work.
551
00:28:47,919 --> 00:28:49,118
- Okay.
- Okay.
552
00:28:50,288 --> 00:28:52,055
What?
553
00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:53,989
(sighs)
554
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,859
This means we're gonna have
to get a new nanny for Oz.
555
00:28:56,894 --> 00:28:59,262
Right.
556
00:29:04,068 --> 00:29:06,468
I'll go home and write
the ad for the new nanny.
557
00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:08,203
Thank you.
558
00:29:08,238 --> 00:29:10,238
You're welcome.
(chuckles)
559
00:29:12,443 --> 00:29:14,509
I want you to know
I appreciate you.
560
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:17,145
I really do, and I am
so grateful
561
00:29:17,181 --> 00:29:18,913
that you didn't tell anybody.
562
00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:24,086
Well, you did it,
and now it's done.
563
00:29:24,121 --> 00:29:27,055
Ivy. Hey.
564
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,192
You forgive me.
565
00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:33,462
You're my wife.
566
00:29:34,931 --> 00:29:37,431
When I got into the booth,
I-I couldn't do it.
567
00:29:37,467 --> 00:29:38,833
I tried.
568
00:29:38,868 --> 00:29:41,335
You know that I did,
but as much as I hate him,
569
00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:42,536
I didn't trust her.
570
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,105
But Jill Stein?
571
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,539
Come on, you can't blame me.
572
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,341
She didn't campaign enough
in the battleground states.
573
00:29:47,376 --> 00:29:48,710
She... she went to Arizona,
for God's sake.
574
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,111
Really? We needed
10,000 votes,
575
00:29:50,146 --> 00:29:51,845
and you would have
been one of them.
576
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,914
Oh!
577
00:29:53,949 --> 00:29:57,451
Jesus Christ!
Sorry, man.
578
00:29:57,487 --> 00:30:00,016
I tripped-- you should have not
been blocking the sidewalk.
579
00:30:00,136 --> 00:30:02,923
There was plenty of room
to go around, asshole.
580
00:30:05,328 --> 00:30:08,528
Enjoy your latte, bitch.
581
00:30:08,563 --> 00:30:10,163
Have a nice day.
582
00:30:14,302 --> 00:30:16,369
- Are you okay?
- Uh...
583
00:30:16,404 --> 00:30:17,871
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
584
00:30:17,906 --> 00:30:19,339
Oh, my God.
585
00:30:21,677 --> 00:30:23,943
ALLY: Wanted:
part-time nanny
586
00:30:23,978 --> 00:30:25,678
for an active
ten-year-old boy.
587
00:30:25,713 --> 00:30:29,081
We are a two-mom household
looking for open-minded,
588
00:30:29,117 --> 00:30:30,950
responsible in-home help.
589
00:30:30,985 --> 00:30:34,120
Applicant should have
a sunny disposition,
590
00:30:34,156 --> 00:30:35,213
excellent references,
591
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,491
and a valid,
in-state driver's license.
592
00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:40,960
Winter. That's
a pretty name.
593
00:30:40,995 --> 00:30:43,495
Thanks. Some people
call me "Winnie."
594
00:30:47,634 --> 00:30:51,335
So... (clears throat)
Winter,
595
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,672
why don't you tell us
a little bit about yourself?
596
00:30:53,707 --> 00:30:55,681
KAI:
Assume the position.
597
00:30:55,801 --> 00:30:57,508
Pinky out.
598
00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:01,881
You know the rules.
599
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:03,714
Once physical contact
has been initiated,
600
00:31:03,749 --> 00:31:06,517
you've consented to answer
all of my questions.
601
00:31:06,553 --> 00:31:07,818
Agreed?
602
00:31:15,061 --> 00:31:17,428
(exhales)
603
00:31:17,463 --> 00:31:20,330
The naked truth--
604
00:31:20,365 --> 00:31:22,365
brutal honesty.
605
00:31:22,401 --> 00:31:26,369
Now, tell me, woman...
606
00:31:26,405 --> 00:31:29,339
what fills your heart
with dread?
607
00:31:29,374 --> 00:31:33,223
Children. I've always
enjoyed children.
608
00:31:33,343 --> 00:31:35,452
I did a lot of babysitting
in high school.
609
00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:38,181
Your most humiliating
experience, tell me.
610
00:31:39,685 --> 00:31:42,748
In fifth grade, Marci Ross found
611
00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:44,907
a love letter I'd written
to Paula Abdul.
612
00:31:45,145 --> 00:31:47,357
She made copies
and spread it around.
613
00:31:47,392 --> 00:31:49,058
Are you a Dyke?
614
00:31:49,094 --> 00:31:50,927
I was at Vassar until last year.
615
00:31:50,962 --> 00:31:51,962
English lit.
616
00:31:51,996 --> 00:31:54,163
Women's studies.
617
00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:55,664
I left during my junior year,
618
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,867
but I fully intend
on going back.
619
00:31:58,315 --> 00:32:00,036
I'm just not ready yet.
620
00:32:00,071 --> 00:32:01,537
Why not?
621
00:32:01,572 --> 00:32:03,973
For the same reason I left.
622
00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:06,242
Me and a bunch of girlfriends
put our education on hold
623
00:32:06,277 --> 00:32:08,762
so we could work full-time
on Hillary's campaign.
624
00:32:08,882 --> 00:32:11,847
What's, uh, the most
physical pain
625
00:32:11,882 --> 00:32:14,950
you've ever experienced
626
00:32:14,985 --> 00:32:16,818
that you didn't do to yourself?
627
00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:18,802
When I let Scottie Mickels
do anal.
628
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,078
I'm so sorry.
629
00:32:20,198 --> 00:32:22,424
Don't be.
It was worth it.
630
00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:24,844
Proudest moment of my life
was when Lena Dunham
631
00:32:24,964 --> 00:32:26,103
re-tweeted me.
632
00:32:26,223 --> 00:32:29,030
I got almost 6,000 followers
from that.
633
00:32:29,066 --> 00:32:33,068
Just not enough to elect
the first woman president.
634
00:32:34,238 --> 00:32:38,606
What's the most intense
moment of pleasure
635
00:32:38,642 --> 00:32:40,909
you've ever had?
636
00:32:40,944 --> 00:32:43,811
When I let Scottie Mickels
do anal.
637
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:48,783
Was there blood?
638
00:32:48,818 --> 00:32:50,418
Yes.
639
00:32:50,453 --> 00:32:52,620
And poop?
640
00:32:53,978 --> 00:32:56,591
School is-is just so
political, you know?
641
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:59,126
I just felt like I needed
a break from all that.
642
00:32:59,162 --> 00:33:02,629
And I thought that becoming
a part of someone else's life--
643
00:33:02,665 --> 00:33:06,233
a family--
would be something good.
644
00:33:06,269 --> 00:33:09,503
Who was the last person
that you wanted to kill?
645
00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:12,372
I've never wanted
to kill anybody.
646
00:33:12,408 --> 00:33:14,441
Bullshit.
You're a liar.
647
00:33:14,476 --> 00:33:16,476
The salt-of-the-earth
Americans
648
00:33:16,512 --> 00:33:19,145
who elected our president...
649
00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:22,549
you want them dead...
650
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,651
don't you?
651
00:33:24,687 --> 00:33:26,125
Don't you?!
652
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:31,157
(trembling breaths)
653
00:33:33,628 --> 00:33:35,695
ALLY:
When can you start?
654
00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:39,985
KAI: What's the thing
that scares you the most?
655
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:43,080
Honestly, Kai?
656
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,157
You.
657
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:47,727
(chuckles)
658
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,611
(truck departing)
659
00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:09,847
(chatting indistinctly)
660
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,788
KAI:
♪ La cucaracha ♪
661
00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:20,591
♪ La cucaracha ♪
662
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:24,628
(slurred humming)
663
00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:25,629
(speaking Spanish)
664
00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:27,197
♪ La cucaracha ♪
665
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:30,000
♪ La cucaracha ♪
666
00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:32,002
(humming)
667
00:34:32,038 --> 00:34:33,804
♪ La cucaracha ♪
668
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,006
♪ La cucaracha ♪
669
00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:37,313
(humming)
670
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:38,841
(blows twice)
671
00:34:39,142 --> 00:34:41,643
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
672
00:34:41,678 --> 00:34:44,646
(humming)
673
00:34:46,704 --> 00:34:48,036
Oh.
674
00:34:53,056 --> 00:34:54,655
(grunts)
675
00:34:57,027 --> 00:34:58,592
(laughing)
676
00:34:58,628 --> 00:35:00,294
(speaking indistinctly)
♪ La cucaracha ♪
677
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:02,063
♪ La cucaracha ♪
678
00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:04,198
(humming)
679
00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:09,464
♪ You asshole wetbacks
aren't welcome here no more ♪
680
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:12,868
♪ Selling drugs
and doing crimes ♪
681
00:35:15,172 --> 00:35:17,006
Ho!
682
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:19,107
- Puto muerto!
- Andele!
683
00:35:19,143 --> 00:35:20,709
(grunting)
684
00:35:38,362 --> 00:35:41,124
For a night tasting?
This is supposed to be work.
685
00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:43,898
You get the full treatment.
Maybe...
686
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:45,433
it'll put you in the mood later.
687
00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:49,070
(laughs)
688
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,872
Well, alcohol always helps.
689
00:35:50,907 --> 00:35:53,407
(clears throat) Think about this
for the prix fixe menu.
690
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,742
Okay. Hey.
691
00:35:56,956 --> 00:35:58,979
This is fun.
692
00:35:59,014 --> 00:36:00,786
Who says I can't be romantic?
693
00:36:05,721 --> 00:36:07,921
(microwave chimes)
694
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:11,858
(microwave door opens,
then closes)
695
00:36:11,894 --> 00:36:14,095
(footsteps approaching)
696
00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:18,999
This is good soup.
697
00:36:19,034 --> 00:36:21,068
My mom's a chef.
698
00:36:21,103 --> 00:36:22,828
Which one?
699
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,755
Ivy.
700
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,674
Which one's your real mommy?
701
00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:29,109
They're both.
702
00:36:29,144 --> 00:36:31,677
I mean which one
carried you in her belly?
703
00:36:33,115 --> 00:36:34,347
I forgot.
704
00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:36,142
Maybe they never told me.
705
00:36:36,422 --> 00:36:38,683
They ever tell you
about your dad?
706
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,793
Everybody has one.
707
00:36:39,913 --> 00:36:41,179
I'm supposed to say,
708
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:44,123
"Every family is special
in their own way."
709
00:36:48,529 --> 00:36:49,794
What's that?
710
00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:52,464
Twisty. He's a killer clown.
711
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,233
Is that a knife?
712
00:36:55,268 --> 00:36:56,300
And a dead body?
713
00:36:56,336 --> 00:36:58,169
(nail taps echo)
714
00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:02,273
Are you going to tell my moms?
715
00:37:02,308 --> 00:37:04,843
Have you ever seen
a real dead body?
716
00:37:16,222 --> 00:37:18,456
(typing on phone)
717
00:37:20,092 --> 00:37:22,326
(send message sound)
718
00:37:27,466 --> 00:37:28,866
Thank you.
719
00:37:33,739 --> 00:37:35,005
(whispering):
Oh, man.
720
00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:37,207
Just stop tweeting.
721
00:37:37,242 --> 00:37:38,375
(sighs)
722
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:42,646
(sighs, phone set on table)
723
00:37:44,249 --> 00:37:46,216
(inhales deeply)
724
00:37:52,491 --> 00:37:54,491
(shuddering)
725
00:37:58,597 --> 00:37:59,696
(gasps)
726
00:38:04,302 --> 00:38:06,635
OZ:
Is this for real?
727
00:38:06,671 --> 00:38:07,993
It's called the Dark Web.
728
00:38:08,113 --> 00:38:10,039
It's where you can find
all the cool stuff.
729
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,356
Scared?
730
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,378
Good.
731
00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:18,914
(heavy breathing)
732
00:38:24,322 --> 00:38:26,522
(man grunting)
733
00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:34,429
(man cackling)
734
00:38:36,329 --> 00:38:37,450
(panting)
735
00:38:37,570 --> 00:38:39,833
- What's going on?
- Oh!
736
00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:42,337
There was a clown!
737
00:38:42,372 --> 00:38:45,774
Are you insane?
738
00:38:45,809 --> 00:38:47,909
(hyperventilating)
739
00:38:47,945 --> 00:38:49,204
He was right there.
740
00:38:49,324 --> 00:38:52,714
He was right there!
741
00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:55,516
He was right here.
I swear to God.
742
00:38:55,552 --> 00:38:58,219
- Where did he go?
- There's no one here.
743
00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:00,588
(hyperventilating)
744
00:39:00,624 --> 00:39:02,423
Where are you?!
745
00:39:02,459 --> 00:39:05,492
Ally, please.
746
00:39:05,527 --> 00:39:07,427
Ally, I was just here.
747
00:39:07,463 --> 00:39:08,463
There's no one.
748
00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:10,847
I know what I saw, Ivy!
749
00:39:11,408 --> 00:39:12,897
I know what I saw!
750
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,453
Please.
751
00:39:14,837 --> 00:39:17,938
Will you stop?
This is ridiculous.
752
00:39:17,974 --> 00:39:20,274
(hyperventilating)
753
00:39:23,712 --> 00:39:25,831
Where are you?
754
00:39:25,951 --> 00:39:27,948
Oh, my God.
Ally, calm down.
755
00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:30,289
Where the fuck is he?
756
00:39:31,987 --> 00:39:34,921
(hyperventilating)
757
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,639
(whispering):
I swear.
758
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:41,294
(crying): I swear to you,
I saw him right there.
759
00:39:43,689 --> 00:39:45,273
What about the bloody crumpet
760
00:39:45,393 --> 00:39:48,701
and the fingers in the endive?
761
00:39:48,736 --> 00:39:50,703
(wheezing)
762
00:39:50,738 --> 00:39:53,239
(stammers)
763
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,720
It's a spinach soufflé
764
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,684
with truffle oil.
765
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,985
No, no, no.
766
00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:08,788
No.
767
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,256
Have you been taking
your medicine?
768
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,501
You need to start doing that.
769
00:40:23,537 --> 00:40:27,139
(whispering):
I think I'm going insane.
770
00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:32,043
(cries)
771
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,948
(crying):
I think I'm losing my mind.
772
00:40:39,052 --> 00:40:40,571
(grunting)
773
00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,620
I don't want
to see this anymore.
774
00:40:44,657 --> 00:40:46,298
Have you ever been vaccinated
775
00:40:46,418 --> 00:40:48,751
for chicken pox or measles?
776
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:52,763
This is like a vaccination,
but for your brain.
777
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:56,000
It hurts at first,
but it makes you better.
778
00:40:56,035 --> 00:40:58,336
Don't you want to be strong?
779
00:40:58,371 --> 00:41:01,004
Okay.
780
00:41:09,648 --> 00:41:10,657
(men shouting)
781
00:41:10,777 --> 00:41:12,783
I'll get some cookies.
782
00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:15,285
(men shouting)
783
00:41:22,394 --> 00:41:24,861
(vehicle engine rumbling)
784
00:41:24,897 --> 00:41:27,430
(instrumental version of
"Send in the Clowns" playing)
785
00:41:43,515 --> 00:41:45,715
(instrumental music continues)
786
00:41:54,558 --> 00:41:56,425
(truck door creaks open)
787
00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:19,106
What?
788
00:42:20,536 --> 00:42:23,004
I took the pill.
789
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:26,073
I'm sorry if I don't like
altering my body chemistry
790
00:42:26,109 --> 00:42:27,826
with controlled substances.
791
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:31,045
Says the woman who's never
turned down a wine pairing.
792
00:42:36,184 --> 00:42:38,418
(sirens wailing)
793
00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:43,223
ALLY:
Stop the car, stop the car.
794
00:42:43,258 --> 00:42:45,392
Oh, my God, Ivy.
795
00:42:45,427 --> 00:42:48,028
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on, ladies.
796
00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,262
This is a crime scene.
797
00:42:49,297 --> 00:42:51,864
We live here and our son
is in that house.
798
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:52,900
Oz!
799
00:42:52,941 --> 00:42:53,985
Oz!
800
00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:56,201
Ozzie!
801
00:42:56,237 --> 00:43:00,072
(echoing):
Oz!
802
00:43:00,107 --> 00:43:03,575
Ozzie!
803
00:43:10,884 --> 00:43:13,084
Oz!
804
00:43:16,189 --> 00:43:18,590
OZZIE:
Mama!
805
00:43:29,102 --> 00:43:30,535
What happened?
806
00:43:32,972 --> 00:43:35,773
Oh, no.
The Changs.
807
00:43:35,808 --> 00:43:37,858
Crazy, right?
I tried to call you guys.
808
00:43:37,978 --> 00:43:39,400
Thom and Marylin?
809
00:43:40,947 --> 00:43:42,080
Are they okay?
810
00:43:42,115 --> 00:43:44,715
They're dead.
811
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:47,585
It was the clowns.
812
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:51,589
I saw them get out
of the ice cream truck.
813
00:43:51,624 --> 00:43:54,491
They just stood there
and stared at me.
814
00:43:54,526 --> 00:43:57,227
Winter! Winter!
815
00:43:57,262 --> 00:43:59,529
Dude, slow down.
816
00:43:59,565 --> 00:44:01,531
(whispering):
But you have to see this.
817
00:44:07,005 --> 00:44:08,805
(groans)
818
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,140
What is wrong with you?
819
00:44:15,036 --> 00:44:16,802
Can we go back?
820
00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:19,148
We're not supposed
to be outside.
821
00:44:23,187 --> 00:44:25,187
(Marylin screaming)
822
00:44:27,158 --> 00:44:28,625
Shh.
823
00:44:47,878 --> 00:44:49,145
(grunts)
824
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:50,813
Come here.
I'll lift you up.
825
00:44:50,933 --> 00:44:53,248
Tell me what you see.
826
00:44:53,283 --> 00:44:55,250
(Marylin grunting)
THOM: Please. (groans)
827
00:44:55,285 --> 00:44:57,318
(muffled yelling)
828
00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:05,326
(Marylin crying, groaning)
829
00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:10,198
(muffled screaming)
830
00:45:20,577 --> 00:45:23,811
I tried to tell the police,
but she won't let me.
831
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:26,213
Oz, why don't you go inside?
832
00:45:26,248 --> 00:45:27,594
Your moms will be in
in a second.
833
00:45:27,714 --> 00:45:31,018
Now you want to look after him?
Are you fucking kidding me?
834
00:45:31,054 --> 00:45:33,434
Officer, would you take him
over there for just...
835
00:45:33,554 --> 00:45:35,455
Ivy, no.
Just for a second.
836
00:45:35,491 --> 00:45:38,225
Please, honey.
837
00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,293
Just for a second.
838
00:45:39,328 --> 00:45:41,261
(whispering):
It's okay, baby.
839
00:45:44,733 --> 00:45:47,883
Look, I'm not calling
your son a liar.
840
00:45:48,003 --> 00:45:51,705
He's an imaginative kid,
but none of that happened.
841
00:45:51,740 --> 00:45:54,140
We came out here when we saw
a bunch of police cars pull up.
842
00:45:54,176 --> 00:45:56,146
That was after I found this
in his room.
843
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,879
Oh. Oh, my God.
844
00:45:58,999 --> 00:45:59,999
Oh, my God.
845
00:46:00,036 --> 00:46:01,584
Should have thrown it away.
846
00:46:01,704 --> 00:46:03,249
Oh, my God.
847
00:46:03,284 --> 00:46:04,383
He has night terrors.
848
00:46:04,419 --> 00:46:06,319
He doesn't even
know he's asleep.
849
00:46:06,354 --> 00:46:08,888
Oh, my God, Ivy.
850
00:46:08,924 --> 00:46:10,489
Oh, God.
851
00:46:10,525 --> 00:46:12,325
Don't look.
852
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,729
Look, there's that detective.
853
00:46:13,849 --> 00:46:15,428
Detective.
854
00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,896
Can you tell us what happened?
855
00:46:17,016 --> 00:46:18,731
I'm sorry, ma'am, I can't talk
about it right now.
856
00:46:18,766 --> 00:46:19,854
ALLY:
Oh, that's bullshit.
857
00:46:19,974 --> 00:46:21,400
The Changs were our friends.
858
00:46:21,436 --> 00:46:22,401
We know them.
859
00:46:22,437 --> 00:46:23,663
What happened in there?
860
00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,238
Who did this?
861
00:46:25,273 --> 00:46:26,439
Are we even safe here?
862
00:46:26,474 --> 00:46:27,740
You're gonna be fine.
863
00:46:27,775 --> 00:46:29,609
There was nobody else involved.
864
00:46:29,644 --> 00:46:31,443
It looks like a murder suicide.
865
00:46:31,478 --> 00:46:33,979
I'm sorry.
866
00:46:47,294 --> 00:46:49,294
♪ ♪
867
00:47:20,526 --> 00:47:21,759
(thumping)
868
00:47:26,332 --> 00:47:29,500
(whispering):
Ivy?
869
00:47:29,535 --> 00:47:32,436
Ivy, did you hear that?
870
00:47:32,471 --> 00:47:34,471
Ivy?
871
00:47:34,507 --> 00:47:38,372
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872
00:47:39,778 --> 00:47:43,246
(ominous music)
58511
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