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Who else would like to share?
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How 'bout our newcomer?
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I'm good.You sure?
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Yeah.
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Last call.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Bonnie.
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I just got some
terrible news today.
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I almost don't want to share it,
'cause, God, it's just too much.
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But I've been taught that,
when we share,
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we cut our pain in half,
so here goes.
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I am getting royally boned
by Uncle Sam.
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Ever since I started
the business with Tammy,
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they're coming after me
for Social Security taxes,
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withholding taxes,
and then there's FICA.
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Who the hell is this FICA guy?
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I didn't go legit
for this kind of shakedown.
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I'm just putting it out there. I
might have to leave the country.
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I'm thinking Papua New Guinea.
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Thank you.
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Would you like
some burnt coffee?
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Stale cookies?
Anything?
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Still good.
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Still not buying it.
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Who would like to go next?
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I'll go.
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Jill, alcoholic.
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Hi, Jill.
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I'm only four months
into this pregnancy,
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and I am peeing
like a broken sprinkler.
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The other day,
I was craving
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hot wings, but the place
didn't have a bathroom,
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so I had to swallow my pride
and tinkle behind a dumpster.
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I look up and I'm staring
at a security camera,
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but I was already committed,
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so I just waved.
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Damn it.
Here it goes again.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, who's next?
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Tammy, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Tammy.
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Yeah, my life is
really good right now.
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Um, not only has my business
with Bonnie taken off,
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but I'm
dating a guy
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who's sweet and funny
and supportive.
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And the best part is
he doesn't have roommates,
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so we can make
all the noise we want.
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I only complained
when you scared my cats.
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Anyway,
I'm just really grateful.
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You know,
I mean, I think it's true,
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what we say here--
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don't leave before the miracle.
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Okay, I'll go.
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Hi. Marjorie, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Marjorie.
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I just had
the most wonderful weekend
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babysitting my granddaughter.
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Ooh.
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I know every grandmother
feels this way,
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but I really think
she might be a genius.
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I did that really cute thing
where you go,
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"Whoops, I got your nose."
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And she knew immediately
it was not her nose.
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Hey.
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How ya doing?
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You only got
the one question?
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Actually, I have two.
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Can I buy you
a cup of coffee?
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What is it with you people
and coffee?
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Well, it's the only drug
we have left, so we abuse it.
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What do you say?
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Fine.
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Let me just grab my keys.
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Okay.
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Hey! Hey!
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I just bought these shoes.
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Hey! Why are
you running?!
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Why are you chasing me?!
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I don't know! A little voice
is telling me to!
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You hear voices?
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I know it sounds bad,
but... yeah.
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I hear voices, too.
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What do yours say?
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If I don't drink before noon,
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I don't have a problem.
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I had that one, too.
It's easy fix.
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Just throw all your clocks out.
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So what do you think?
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Coffee?
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Fine. I give up.
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Good.
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'Cause that's the first step.
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Are those shoes suede?
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Not anymore.
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Shannon, this is Marjorie,
Tammy, Jill, Wendy.
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Hi.
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Say our names back.
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What?
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No, I'm screwing with you.
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I didn't know Wendy's name
for, like, eight months.
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You called me Wanda.
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I liked it.
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So, Shannon, was tonight
your first meeting?
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Was it that obvious?
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Yes.
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Why'd you leave?
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I don't have
anything in common
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with you guys.
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I mean, you don't know
what real problems are.
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What is so funny?
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I guarantee, whatever
problems you have,
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someone at this table has either
had 'em or made 'em much worse.
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That's...
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So you lost your kid
in a custody battle?
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Who needs a custody battle?
I actually lost my kid.
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Couldn't find her
for, like, two years.
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That's awful.
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No, it's fine.
I found her,
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we're both sober and
we love each other.
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So where is she?
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She moved. But my
point is my point.
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Yeah, well...
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you're probably not
gonna end up in jail,
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which I might.
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Tammy, you have
the floor.
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Seven years hard time
for armed robbery.
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I don't want
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to make this a competition,
but I also did time.
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You did easy time.Don't tell me what
kind of time I did.
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What else you got?
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My-my mother kicked me out
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when she caught me sleeping
with her drug dealer.
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Mothers.
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Mine abandoned me.
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Mine killed herself.
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Mine was murdered
by my father.
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I had two moms, and I had
to pretend one of them
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was my sister.
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I have to sit out this round.
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My mother was an angel.
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A-Anyway...
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now I'm basically homeless.
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I'm back in.
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Lived in a box.
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Lived in a car.
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Lived in a tree.
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I never lived in less
than 12,000 square feet,
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but, at the end, I was just
drinking alone in my closet.
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Probably a mistake
to put a bar in there.
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So what was all that happy crap
in the meeting?
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We all got better.
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And so can you.
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Shannon, I really want to hear
the rest of your story,
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but my baby's stomping
on my bladder.
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Move it, Wanda.
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Give me your phone.
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Why?Just give it to me.
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This is my number.
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Call me anytime,
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especially if you think
you're gonna drink or use.
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Okay.
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You got a place
to sleep tonight?
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I got a friend
who owes me.
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Is it your mother's
drug dealer?
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Maybe.
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Is there a plan B?
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I could go back to my mom's.
She's a happy drunk.
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It's the meth
that makes her mean.
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Sounds like
my kinda people.
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She's a bitch from hell.
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Yeah, my kind
of people.
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Hey.
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I told you to take an umbrella.
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Yeah.
After the meeting,
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we took a newcomer
out for coffee.
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It was so great.
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She gonna make it?
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Who knows?!
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But there's nothing like
talking to a train wreck
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to remind you that
you have no real problems.
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Good for you.
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Listen, we need to talk.
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My God.
You're leaving me.
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Who is she?
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I will kill her.
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No, I won't kill her.
I'll be her friend.
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I'll be your friend.
We'll learn to coexist.
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Maybe even have a podcast
about how well we get along.
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Slow down.
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I'm not leaving you.Well...
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then open with that.
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In fact, from now on,
instead of "Hi, honey,"
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start with
"I'm not leaving you."
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May I please speak?
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God, yes.
I'm spent.
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I have been less than honest
about something.
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I knew it.
We're broke.
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This is all a house of cards!
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Bonnie...
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Maybe I can get my money back
from FICA.
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Bonnie!
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What?!
Tell me already!
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I had a check-up
a couple of weeks ago,
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and... the doctor said
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I had something
on my chest X-ray.
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W-Wh...
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No, that can't be right.
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You haven't smoked
in, like, 20 years.
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Yeah, but I smoked
like you drank.
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Anyway, so I had to go
and get a PET scan.
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Wait, you...
Wh-Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't want to freak you out.
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My God!
I'm too young to be a widow!
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I have an appointment
with the oncologist tomorrow
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to discuss my options.
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I was hoping you'd go with me.
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Please say no.
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Of course I'm going with you.
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You're my husband.
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Richer or poorer,
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sickness and health,
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till death do us...
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It's all gonna be okay.
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You'll see.
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Is it weird that I really
want a cigarette right now?
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It's the middle of the night.
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It's 10:00.
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So we agree.
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What's going on?
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Adam might have cancer.
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Honey.
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Yeah.
There was a spot on his lung,
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and he didn't tell me about it,
the rat bastard.
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I'm sure he was just
trying to protect you.
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Well, I didn't call you
so you could defend him.
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Sorry.
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I'm going with him to the doctor
tomorrow morning.
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Hang on.
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Somebody's calling me.
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In the middle of the night?
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Hello?
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Bonnie?
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Yeah.
Who's this?
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It's-it's Shannon.
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Hey.
Everything okay?
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You-you said to call
if I wanted to drink.
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That money in the coffee can
was my emergency fund!
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It was money you stole from me!
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Only 'cause it's an emergency!
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Being out of drugs
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is not an emergency!
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That's just crazy talk.
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Now open the freakin' door!
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Shannon,
I'm on the other line.
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Can you hold one second?
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Okay, I'm back.
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Hang on.
Boz Scaggs threw up.
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For Pete's sake, Boz,
who gave you carrots?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm here.
Go ahead.
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I am trying to hold it together
for him,
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but I'm-I'm really scared.
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Well, it'd be crazy
if you weren't.
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All you have to do
is be there for him
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and... and do
the next right action.
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I guess that's
going to the doctor.
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00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,477
Then that's what you do.
266
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,827
Now what?
267
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,047
Yeah, hang on, Marjorie.
268
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,005
I'm kind of in the middle
of something, Jill.
269
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,877
Guess who's getting married.
270
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,141
We are!We are!
271
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,708
That's great!
272
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,710
I'm so happy for you!
273
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,277
Listen, I'm on another call.
Can I call you right back?
274
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,671
I'll make it quick.
We've both been married before
275
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,020
and done the big to-do,
so, this time,
276
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,631
we're just gonna keep it simple.
277
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,154
Yeah, city hall, right next
to the police station.
278
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,330
So we already
got a parking spot.
279
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,071
I'll be there.
280
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899
Great.
1:00 tomorrow.
281
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,640
T-Tomorrow?
282
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,076
Well, I've got
the perfect outfit picked out,
283
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,774
but it won't fit
if we wait much longer.
284
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:48,343
Bring Adam.
It can't just be me and women.
285
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:51,128
Tomorrow's gonna be tough.
Can you hold?
286
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,088
Well, I was expecting
a little more enthusiasm.
287
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,091
Yeah, no kidding.
Try Tammy.
288
00:10:57,134 --> 00:11:00,094
Help me out here, Shannon.
What's going on with your mom?
289
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,618
She's out of her mind.
You got to talk to her.
290
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,533
Well, I guess I can.
Is she high?
291
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,926
You tell me.
292
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,928
Shannon, you need
to open the door
293
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,278
before the FBI gets here!
294
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,193
There's no FBI!
295
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,934
Don't you hear the helicopters?
296
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,806
That's the ceiling fan!
297
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,073
Drop that can!
298
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,814
I'm gonna have to call you back.
299
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,777
I don't know who I'm talking to.
Who's there?
300
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,996
It's me, Marjorie.
301
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,521
Great news.
Jill's getting married!
302
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,480
That's wonderful!
303
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,482
Bonnie, guess what?
304
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,744
Jill's getting married.
305
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,050
How'd you know?
306
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,139
Good night, Marjorie.
307
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,378
What?
308
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,380
The water in the tank--
it's filthy.
309
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:12,122
You sure you trust this guy
with your lungs?
310
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,124
Please sit down.
311
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,960
Calling the aquarium police?
312
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:27,094
The newcomer I was
telling you about.
313
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,096
Straight
to voicemail.
314
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:32,142
Shannon, it's Bonnie.
I hope you're okay.
315
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,144
I'm going
to the 8:00 meeting
316
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:37,974
at the Community Center tonight
if you want to meet me there.
317
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:41,412
Okay, well, talk soon.
318
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,414
Look at you.
319
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,766
You're taking care of me, you're
taking care of this Shannon,
320
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,768
you're even
taking care of the fish.
321
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:52,510
Well, the poor things look like
they're swimming in apple juice.
322
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:56,297
You're not the same woman
I met five years ago.
323
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,953
The doctor will see you now.
324
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,434
You need to clean the tank.
325
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,523
Look at us on
the same team.
326
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:11,965
I got to tell you, I did
not care for your doctor.
327
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,706
I think he could sense that.
328
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,056
12 years of school
doesn't make you
329
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,797
the smartest
guy in the room.
330
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,843
I sure hope he was
the smartest guy in the room.
331
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,019
Well, despite his reluctance
332
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,065
to give my opinion
the same weight as his own,
333
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,718
I am optimistic.
334
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,635
Really?
I'm a little numb.
335
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,855
Understandable.
336
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,380
The good news is we caught it
early, it's very treatable,
337
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,948
and we have steps to take,
and we will take them.
338
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,733
You keep saying "we."
339
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,998
Yeah, 'cause we are
in this together.
340
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,872
You, me
and Dr. Arrogant von Smug.
341
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,397
It's real simple. We just
do the next right action.
342
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,313
You're amazingly calm
through all this.
343
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,011
I'm good in a crisis.
344
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,317
Always was, even when
I was the crisis.
345
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,757
I'm glad
you were there today.
346
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,847
Me too.
347
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,112
Hey, should we stop
and get Jill and Andy a gift?
348
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,114
Hell, no. You
can't tell someone
349
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,333
you're getting married tomorrow
and expect an insta-pot.
350
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,468
Are you kidding me?
351
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,339
Bonnie...
352
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,820
The light just turned green,
and you're leaning on the horn?
353
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,822
Bonnie, come on.
Just go, just go.
354
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,824
Okay, that's it.
355
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,173
What are you doing?
356
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,348
What...?I keep a Louisville Slugger
357
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,349
in the trunk.
358
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,524
Bonnie, no! Please.
359
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,743
Let's just go
to the wedding.
360
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,531
It's your lucky
day, Grandma!
361
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,325
So, next Tuesday's the biopsy,
and we will take it from there.
362
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,244
What a lovely courthouse.
363
00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,856
Not if you're wearing
an orange jumpsuit.
364
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,118
Are you nervous?
365
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,728
Are you kidding me?
366
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,643
You're way out of my
league, I knocked you up.
367
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,732
I'm taking a victory lap.
368
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,387
Sorry, sorry..
369
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,476
Hey, it's okay.
370
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,217
We still got time.
371
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,871
I am so happy for you.
372
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917
Thank you.Congratulations.
373
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,831
Thanks, and-and sorry
for the late notice.
374
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,311
No, no,
the timing was perfect.
375
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,922
I needed a wedding today.
376
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,228
How'd it go?
377
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,882
Good. We'll talk later.
378
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,363
I couldn't find a place to park.
379
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,974
It's okay. They haven't
called our name yet.
380
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,282
On my way in,
I saw that newcomer.Shannon?
381
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,066
Yeah. She and another
woman were trying
382
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,242
to kick out the back
window of a cop car.
383
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,375
No.
384
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,116
May I speak with the bride
for a moment?
385
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,641
Hey, how you doing,
Your Honor?
386
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,077
Do we know each other?
387
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,079
Tammy Diffendorf.
I robbed a steakhouse.
388
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,603
You gave me four to six years.
I did seven.
389
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,518
Okay.
390
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:58,392
I'm sober now. I got a business,
got a truck, got a boyfriend.
391
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,872
It's fairly new,
but I feel good about it.
392
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,526
All right. Nice to see you.
393
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,919
Yeah, back atcha!
394
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,226
That was awesome!
395
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,924
Okay. Um, Andy, honey,
396
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,013
could you do us a
teeny-weenie little favor?
397
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,234
...Dude, from this day forward,
the answer is "yes."
398
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,933
...to share...
399
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,327
Are you gonna take
Andy's last name?
400
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,806
I don't know.
401
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,199
It's Pepper.
402
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,898
It is? You're marrying
Sergeant Pepper?
403
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,642
Get this.
His brother is a doctor.
404
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,429
Look.
The flower girls are here.
405
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,823
What are you doing?!
406
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,434
I didn't mean
bring 'em to the wedding.
407
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,305
They were released
into my custody.
408
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,220
What was I supposed to do--
take them out for ice cream?
409
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,440
You never took me
out for ice cream.
410
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,747
That's 'cause ice cream
is for good girls.
411
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,054
Okay, hey, hey,
knock it off,
412
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,448
or I'll lock you back up
with the hookers.
413
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,539
Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper?
414
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,975
Here!
415
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,412
Do not ruin my special day.
416
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,113
Thank you for
helping them.
417
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,332
Yeah. The old one bit me.
418
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,596
Are you ready?
419
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,816
Are you kidding?
Look at me.
420
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,776
We are gathered here
in the presence of witnesses
421
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,083
for the purpose
of uniting in matrimony
422
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,738
Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper.
423
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
The contract of marriage
is most solemn,
424
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,134
and it's not to be
undertaken lightly.
425
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,136
Your life? What
about my life?
426
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,963
You never...
427
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,704
You never let me.
428
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,969
Just keep going.
429
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,189
By entering
into this marriage,
430
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,844
you are pledging yourselves
to a lifetime in which...
431
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,585
Should we call the police?
432
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,630
I amthe police.Yeah, you are.
433
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:50,025
...each will enrich
the life of the other.
434
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,288
Should we put
a stop to this?
435
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:55,639
Look at her. She's pregnant,
she's happy. Leave it alone.
436
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,735
Anyway, that's where we're at.
437
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,694
And you've been sitting
on this all day?
438
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,696
Well, I didn't want
to ruin her wedding.
439
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,437
It's not something borrowed,
something blue,
440
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,178
something cancerous.
441
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,701
Don't worry.
442
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,573
Adam's in good hands.
He'll get through this.
443
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,053
So will you.
444
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,315
We'll be there every
step of the way.
445
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,925
Damn straight.
446
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,585
What are we hugging about?
447
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,547
Your wedding and how happy
we are for you and nothing else.
448
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,332
I had a feeling.
449
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,291
Aren't you supposed
to be on your honeymoon?
450
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,988
Already had it.
451
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,773
Microwaved some burritos,
had great pregnant sex,
452
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,471
he fell asleep,
and I needed a meeting,
453
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,690
'cause, holy crap,
I'm Mrs. Pepper.
454
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:50,912
Guys, I'm not done hugging.
455
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,876
Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
456
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,704
Hi, Bonnie.
457
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,711
This has been quite a day.
458
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,454
I think I've had every feeling
a person can have.
459
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:15,371
Some of them great,
some of them...
460
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,721
just awful.
461
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:21,638
And never once thought
about drinking or using.
462
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,032
But that's not the miracle.
463
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,208
The miracle is
464
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,384
I never thought about myself.
465
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:32,171
I was thinking about
the people I love
466
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,304
and how I can help them.
467
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,438
And also some fish.
468
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,354
Which is...
469
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,443
ironic, 'cause
I had sushi for lunch.
470
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,314
I didn't care.
It was...
471
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:52,321
When I walked in that door
eight years ago,
472
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,932
I was so filled with fear
473
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,326
and self-loathing, shame.
474
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,026
But now, I kind of like me.
475
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,030
I kind of love me.
476
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,993
I love my husband,
I love my daughter,
477
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,083
my friends,
478
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,433
my grandkids.
479
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,567
I even love those two
crazy bitches in the back row.
480
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,265
I think that's us.
481
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,485
:It is.
482
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:29,402
I've always heard
people in meetings say
483
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,187
how they're grateful alcoholics,
484
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,276
and I never understood it.
485
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,322
It actually
kind of pissed me off.
486
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,498
But now I get it.
487
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:44,417
My name is Bonnie
and I'm a grateful alcoholic.
488
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:49,204
And if that pisses you off,
just keep coming back.
489
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,381
Thank you.
490
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,476
Would you guys
join us for coffee?
491
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,436
Just say yes.Yes.
492
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,178
Who else would like to share?
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