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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,968 --> 00:00:12,227 ♪ Some people seem so obsessed with the morning 2 00:00:12,228 --> 00:00:16,228 ♪ Get up early just to watch the sun rise 3 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:21,707 ♪ Some people like it more when there's fire in the sky 4 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:24,908 ♪ Worship the sun when it's high 5 00:00:26,508 --> 00:00:30,237 ♪ Some people go for those sultry evenings 6 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:34,397 ♪ Sipping cocktails in the blue, red and grey 7 00:00:34,398 --> 00:00:37,998 ♪ But I like every minute of the day 8 00:00:44,268 --> 00:00:49,368 ♪ I like every second, so long as you are on my mind 9 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:56,997 ♪ Every moment has its special charm 10 00:00:56,998 --> 00:01:01,898 ♪ It's all right when you're around, rain or shine 11 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:08,027 ♪ The people on the hill, they say I'm lazy 12 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:11,828 ♪ But when they sleep, I sing and dance 13 00:01:13,118 --> 00:01:16,837 ♪ Some people have to have the sultry evenings 14 00:01:16,838 --> 00:01:20,438 ♪ Cocktails in the blue, red and grey 15 00:01:20,928 --> 00:01:24,707 ♪ But I like every minute of the day... ♪ 16 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,767 What did I tell you about air raids not killing people? 17 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,077 My bed simply went through the floor, 18 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,067 and Plon-Plon and I went on it. 19 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:03,268 Perfectly comfortable! 20 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:08,678 Linda Radlett was not only my favourite cousin... 21 00:02:09,188 --> 00:02:14,788 ...but then, and for many years, my favourite human being. 22 00:02:22,498 --> 00:02:24,598 Don't pity me, Fanny. 23 00:02:28,258 --> 00:02:33,758 I've had five months of perfect and unalloyed happiness. 24 00:02:34,468 --> 00:02:38,027 Very few people can say that in the course of long lives, I imagine. 25 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:39,108 Very few. 26 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:44,317 As we turned down the drive at Alconleigh, 27 00:02:44,318 --> 00:02:48,107 I asked myself if Linda's five months of perfect happiness 28 00:02:48,108 --> 00:02:53,347 were quite worth all the chaos and confusion of the other 29 years. 29 00:02:53,348 --> 00:02:58,547 But I often thought about things like that with Linda. 30 00:02:58,548 --> 00:03:02,848 It always feels like Christmas, coming home. 31 00:03:03,398 --> 00:03:04,398 I know. 32 00:03:07,358 --> 00:03:09,537 Ever since I was a small child, 33 00:03:09,538 --> 00:03:12,357 I was sent to spend the Christmas holidays with Linda 34 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:18,958 in a large, ugly, north-facing house high on a hill in Oxfordshire. 35 00:03:19,008 --> 00:03:23,507 Most of these Christmases were marked with violence. 36 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:26,117 There was the time Linda's pony lay on her in the brook 37 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,418 and nearly drowned her. 38 00:03:28,548 --> 00:03:31,677 The time she tried to kill herself in an attempt to rejoin 39 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:36,157 a smelly old Border terrier which Uncle Matthew had put down. 40 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:38,147 The time she decided to tell 41 00:03:38,148 --> 00:03:41,917 the daughters of some neighbours the facts of life... 42 00:03:41,918 --> 00:03:47,037 ...resulting in dreadful beatings from Uncle Matthew... 43 00:03:47,038 --> 00:03:51,038 ...and luncheon alone for two whole weeks. 44 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:54,118 Linda hated to be alone. 45 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:57,947 She was a wild and nervous creature, 46 00:03:57,948 --> 00:04:00,748 full of passion and longing. 47 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:14,947 But of all the Christmases, 48 00:04:14,948 --> 00:04:18,717 the Christmas I remember the most was when we were 17, 49 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:23,118 and Linda decided that her life had to begin. 50 00:05:06,278 --> 00:05:09,347 No, you can't give the dog a cake before you give me a piece! 51 00:05:09,348 --> 00:05:10,787 That's not fair! 52 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:13,377 I stumbled into the hall and found Linda's mother, 53 00:05:13,378 --> 00:05:16,637 my Aunt Sadie, and the children having tea as they always did, 54 00:05:16,638 --> 00:05:19,717 in front of the fireplace, over which hung, as it always had, 55 00:05:19,718 --> 00:05:21,587 the entrenching tool Uncle Matthew had used 56 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:28,227 to whack to death eight Germans as they crawled out of a dugout in 1915. 57 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,347 Linda's father, my Uncle Matthew, 58 00:05:30,348 --> 00:05:31,427 knew no middle course. 59 00:05:31,428 --> 00:05:34,117 He either loved or he hated, 60 00:05:34,118 --> 00:05:37,117 and, generally, it must be said, he hated. 61 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:41,018 I hate Huns, Frogs, Americans, Catholics 62 00:05:41,218 --> 00:05:45,507 and all other foreigners, but above all, I hate children! 63 00:05:45,508 --> 00:05:47,937 He had four beautiful bloodhounds, 64 00:05:47,938 --> 00:05:49,347 with which, every Christmas, 65 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,097 he would hunt his children, and a pair of stock whips 66 00:05:52,098 --> 00:05:54,827 he cracked on the lawn every morning at dawn. 67 00:05:54,828 --> 00:05:56,837 Had the Radletts been poor, 68 00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:59,517 he no doubt would have been sent to prison for beating 69 00:05:59,518 --> 00:06:02,418 and refusing to educate them. 70 00:06:02,598 --> 00:06:06,237 Uncle Matthew loathed educated females... 71 00:06:06,238 --> 00:06:08,038 ...particularly me. 72 00:06:10,188 --> 00:06:11,868 Fanny! 73 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,508 - Fanny! - You're here! 74 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:18,347 Fanny, welcome. You must be exhausted. 75 00:06:18,348 --> 00:06:20,517 Come and have a cup of tea. How was your journey? 76 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:22,307 Come and sit in Jassy's chair. 77 00:06:22,308 --> 00:06:24,947 As always, Linda was the most pleased to see me, 78 00:06:24,948 --> 00:06:26,148 but determined not to show it. 79 00:06:26,149 --> 00:06:27,149 Linda? 80 00:06:27,748 --> 00:06:29,157 Fanny's here. 81 00:06:29,158 --> 00:06:30,947 Would you like a cup of tea? 82 00:06:30,948 --> 00:06:32,388 Yes, please. 83 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:37,898 Hello. 84 00:06:40,228 --> 00:06:42,128 Where's your mouse? 85 00:06:42,148 --> 00:06:45,157 Oh, she got a sore back and died. 86 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:47,027 Had you been riding it? 87 00:06:47,028 --> 00:06:50,147 Nobody cried so much or so often as Linda. 88 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,787 That's how they always die. It's some sort of urinary disease. 89 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:59,037 Anything, but especially anything about animals, would set her off. 90 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:01,857 Her emotions were on no ordinary plane. 91 00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:03,907 She loved or she loathed. 92 00:07:03,908 --> 00:07:05,637 She laughed or she cried. 93 00:07:05,638 --> 00:07:09,238 She lived in a world of superlatives. 94 00:07:14,988 --> 00:07:19,267 Linda was the chairman of a secret club called the Hons Society. 95 00:07:19,268 --> 00:07:22,787 Its headquarters was a linen cupboard at the top of the house. 96 00:07:22,788 --> 00:07:23,788 - Six. - OK. 97 00:07:24,228 --> 00:07:25,597 That's great. 98 00:07:25,598 --> 00:07:27,587 Three-quarters. Well done. 99 00:07:27,588 --> 00:07:29,697 The dead mouse was quickly forgotten. 100 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:31,427 Even smaller than last year. 101 00:07:31,428 --> 00:07:34,367 - Your hair's got long. - Neck, tummy. 102 00:07:34,368 --> 00:07:35,368 One... 103 00:07:36,798 --> 00:07:38,598 Seven and a third. 104 00:07:39,428 --> 00:07:43,128 So I win on arms, eyes, waist, ankles, 105 00:07:43,138 --> 00:07:46,147 - and you win on bust. - Hmm. I hate bust. 106 00:07:46,148 --> 00:07:48,048 Farmers love busts! 107 00:07:49,028 --> 00:07:52,067 Linda and I were both in love with people we had never met, 108 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:53,987 I with a fat, red-faced 109 00:07:53,988 --> 00:07:55,677 middle-aged farmer I sometimes saw 110 00:07:55,678 --> 00:07:57,537 riding through the village, 111 00:07:57,538 --> 00:08:00,357 and Linda with the Prince of Wales. 112 00:08:00,358 --> 00:08:02,787 Why can't your prince and my farmer 113 00:08:02,788 --> 00:08:04,197 be invited to Louisa's ball? 114 00:08:04,198 --> 00:08:07,007 Because Matthew won't let anyone fanciable 115 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,797 within 50 miles of the house. 116 00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:10,917 A coming-out ball was planned that Christmas 117 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,517 for Linda's older sister, Louisa. 118 00:08:12,518 --> 00:08:13,797 We're trapped! 119 00:08:13,798 --> 00:08:17,187 Our only hope is the Prince breaking down in his motor car. 120 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:22,117 "Pray, who is that beautiful young lady? 121 00:08:22,118 --> 00:08:23,327 "I wish to marry her." 122 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:26,207 "Well, you can't! She's here under lock and key! 123 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,577 "I killed 15 Germans with an entrenching tool! 124 00:08:28,578 --> 00:08:30,117 "I can certainly kill you!" 125 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:31,667 "He must have your daughter, sir. 126 00:08:31,668 --> 00:08:34,017 "His happiness depends on it, and subsequently, 127 00:08:34,018 --> 00:08:37,518 "so does the happiness of England." 128 00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:40,997 Even then, Linda's fantasies were altogether more ambitious 129 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,237 and dangerous than mine. 130 00:08:43,238 --> 00:08:45,027 I want to sit next to Fanny! 131 00:08:45,028 --> 00:08:46,687 Oh, you took your time! 132 00:08:46,688 --> 00:08:48,607 - This better be good, Linda. - It is. 133 00:08:48,608 --> 00:08:51,107 It's so hot in here. Talk about back to the womb! 134 00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:53,667 It's more welcoming than my mother's womb, I imagine. 135 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:56,037 Fanny, it is unfair that you have wicked parents and not me. 136 00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:58,917 So you aspire to being wicked and adulterous, do you, Linda? 137 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:00,837 No. I aspire to true love. 138 00:09:00,838 --> 00:09:03,717 The kind of which only comes once in a lifetime and lasts for ever. 139 00:09:06,398 --> 00:09:09,667 The news I have for the Hons today, while of considerable Hon interest, 140 00:09:09,668 --> 00:09:12,867 generally particularly concerns... 141 00:09:12,868 --> 00:09:14,188 - ...Fanny! - Oh! 142 00:09:16,318 --> 00:09:18,518 Aunt Emily is engaged. 143 00:09:20,798 --> 00:09:22,717 No, Linda, you're making it up. 144 00:09:22,718 --> 00:09:26,518 I found proof. "My dear sister Sadie... 145 00:09:27,228 --> 00:09:30,277 "..not to tell the children we're engaged. 146 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,347 "The captain and I will arrive late on Christmas Eve 147 00:09:33,348 --> 00:09:35,837 "and stay in time for Louisa's party, of course. 148 00:09:35,838 --> 00:09:38,038 "All love from Emily." 149 00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:39,997 Why would she want to get married, anyway? 150 00:09:39,998 --> 00:09:41,347 She can't love him. 151 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,717 - He's 40. - He must be ancient. 152 00:09:43,718 --> 00:09:45,587 Maybe he'll fall in love with Fanny. 153 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:48,957 Aunt Emily had brought me up ever since I was a baby. 154 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:52,097 It had always been just her and me. 155 00:09:52,098 --> 00:09:54,717 Aunt Sadie had two sisters - 156 00:09:54,718 --> 00:09:56,897 my mother and Aunt Emily. 157 00:09:56,898 --> 00:09:59,647 At the age of 19, my mother, 158 00:09:59,648 --> 00:10:02,277 feeling herself too beautiful and gay to be 159 00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:04,517 burdened with a baby, left my father for another man, 160 00:10:04,518 --> 00:10:08,218 and gave me to Aunt Emily to bring up. 161 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:12,127 Goodbye, darling! 162 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:14,437 My impetuous mother subsequently ran away so often 163 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,307 and with so many different men 164 00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:22,608 that she became known to her family and friends as "The Bolter". 165 00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:25,567 There you are, darling... 166 00:10:25,568 --> 00:10:27,997 Occasionally she would reappear like a meteor, 167 00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:30,307 showering me with her extravagance, 168 00:10:30,308 --> 00:10:33,057 and I would long to be caught up in her fiery trails 169 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:35,258 and be carried away... 170 00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:41,688 ...but she would always vanish off again to a new man. 171 00:10:49,318 --> 00:10:51,997 And in my heart, I knew how lucky I was 172 00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:55,898 to have safe, reliable, kind Aunt Emily. 173 00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:18,627 Come on, Fanny! 174 00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:20,928 Get dressed, lazybones! 175 00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:30,597 The Radletts loved animals, 176 00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:32,867 but more than anything in the world, 177 00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:35,587 they loved to hunt foxes. 178 00:11:35,588 --> 00:11:36,668 All away! 179 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,458 Oh! 180 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:21,227 Where is her Ladyship, your mother, hunting this Christmas? 181 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:23,027 She's in Paris, Josh. 182 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:26,277 No human being like her Ladyship I ever saw on a horse. 183 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,877 And look at you. 184 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:29,917 Jostling about in that saddle. 185 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:34,337 Miss Linda takes after her Ladyship, your mother, something wonderful. 186 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,877 Why is that good? 187 00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:40,178 Isn't my mother supposed to be wicked, Josh? 188 00:12:41,508 --> 00:12:43,308 Here's Fanny! 189 00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:47,627 Darling, may I introduce you to Captain Warbeck? 190 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:50,728 Please only ever call me Davey. 191 00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:53,667 He looked different with his clothes on. 192 00:12:53,668 --> 00:13:00,468 You must find it a terrible joke, old people like us getting married. 193 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:03,398 No, of course not. 194 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:11,678 Captain David Warbeck. 195 00:13:14,078 --> 00:13:15,997 He doesn't look much like a military man. 196 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:18,467 Or a marrying one, for that matter. 197 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:21,587 Can't see him killing any Germans with an entrenching tool. 198 00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:22,588 Hm. 199 00:13:26,878 --> 00:13:27,878 Ah... 200 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,898 Ooh. 201 00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:35,397 Matthew is frightening, and I disapprove of him so, 202 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:40,898 but in a way I feel he sets the bar for English manhood. 203 00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:42,778 Don't be sad. 204 00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:45,377 Yeah, but it's always been just me and Emily. 205 00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:48,678 You'll always have boring old me! 206 00:13:56,068 --> 00:14:01,547 Did you know that ducks can only copulate in running water? 207 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:02,548 No. 208 00:14:02,788 --> 00:14:04,577 Good luck to them. 209 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,837 Aunt Emily copulated last night. 210 00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:10,307 They were all twisted around each other 211 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,747 when I went in there this morning. 212 00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:12,748 Really?! 213 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:17,888 Oh, God! How? Show me! Show me how! 214 00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:21,027 - You're sex obsessed. - I know, it's true. 215 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,707 I masturbate every time I think about Lady Jane Grey. 216 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,717 And I think about her all the time! 217 00:14:26,718 --> 00:14:28,618 Fanny! 218 00:14:33,118 --> 00:14:36,018 Davey! You are a clever cove! 219 00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:39,907 He says these Charles II salt-shakers 220 00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:42,147 we thought we'd had in the family for 300 years 221 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,767 are really Georgian imitations, not valuable at all! 222 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,888 Children, you are so lucky 223 00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:53,917 to be related to this extraordinary fellow. 224 00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:56,418 Yes, he's a terrific Hon. 225 00:14:56,998 --> 00:15:00,517 Oh, um, well, we have a Hons Society. 226 00:15:00,518 --> 00:15:03,347 If you're a member, you're honourable, 227 00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:05,187 and our enemies are Counter Hons. 228 00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,688 I'm honoured to be a Hon! 229 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:13,957 Davey, maybe you can influence Emily on the subject of female education. 230 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:17,917 It's done Fanny absolutely no good whatsoever, as far as I can tell. 231 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,717 She's picked up some dreadful expressions 232 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,057 from that school of hers. 233 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,467 Very likely she did. 234 00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:25,797 Awful words like "mantelpiece" and "notepaper" 235 00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:28,227 keep coming out of her mouth, and her poor husband, 236 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,147 if she ever gets one... 237 00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:31,937 A lot of men would find it more irritating 238 00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:34,437 to have a wife who'd never heard of George III, 239 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:37,117 or been allowed off their family premises to pursue 240 00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:39,037 any sort of normal life. 241 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,117 They have absolutely everything they will ever need here! 242 00:15:42,118 --> 00:15:44,157 Church, stables, tennis court. 243 00:15:44,158 --> 00:15:46,467 Why would they ever want to leave? 244 00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:49,217 You don't have to go to some awful middle-class establishment 245 00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:51,347 to learn who George III was. 246 00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:54,348 - Anyway, who was he, Fanny? - Hmm? 247 00:15:58,628 --> 00:16:00,068 He was King. 248 00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,768 And he went mad and... 249 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,768 Most illuminating. 250 00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:12,897 Well worth losing every ounce of feminine charm 251 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:15,587 to learn that, I must say, Fanny. 252 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:17,827 Thighs like gateposts from playing hockey, 253 00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:20,517 and the worst seat on a horse of any woman I've ever seen. 254 00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:24,018 Linda, you're uneducated, thank God. 255 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:28,108 What do you have to say about George III? 256 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:32,218 Well, he was the son of poor Fred and... 257 00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:34,787 ...oh, he was the father of Beau Brummell's fat friend. 258 00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:38,627 Oh, and he was one of those vacillators, you know? 259 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:41,437 I am his Highness's dog at Kew 260 00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:43,617 Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? 261 00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,298 Ooh! How sweet! 262 00:16:47,518 --> 00:16:50,597 Oh... No, and Fanny doesn't have thighs like gateposts. 263 00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,898 Her thighs are perfect. 264 00:16:56,998 --> 00:16:58,787 I'd like to go to school. 265 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:00,468 Oh, do shut up! 266 00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:06,017 Matthew's trapped his daughters here. 267 00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:08,517 They manage to bridge gulfs of ignorance 268 00:17:08,518 --> 00:17:10,787 with charm and high spirits 269 00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:14,077 and odds and ends of knowledge they've picked up. 270 00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:16,957 You're better off not being like Linda. 271 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,397 She lacks all discipline. 272 00:17:19,398 --> 00:17:22,207 Could easily come to nothing. 273 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,067 She does remind me of The Bolter. 274 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,668 I don't want her to come to nothing. 275 00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:30,028 No. 276 00:18:29,388 --> 00:18:32,097 Please don't bolt. Don't ever leave me. 277 00:18:32,098 --> 00:18:35,357 Why would I bolt when I'm going to marry the Prince of Wales? 278 00:18:35,358 --> 00:18:38,358 And have a train 40 feet long. 279 00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,438 12 bridesmaids. 280 00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:42,467 And you'll be the chief one. 281 00:18:42,468 --> 00:18:44,197 What happens then? 282 00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:46,557 You'll be happily ever after, and what about me? 283 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,358 You'll be with me. 284 00:18:50,078 --> 00:18:52,957 Chatting and having baths, like always, 285 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:56,677 and being wise and clever and funny and kind 286 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,717 and the best thing there is, 287 00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:02,418 because you know I'm lost without you. 288 00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:04,547 What if you die? 289 00:19:04,548 --> 00:19:05,988 I won't die! 290 00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,868 I'm not that sort of person. 291 00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:15,508 Darling Linda, 292 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,007 I'm going to drag you out of this place for ever 293 00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:22,397 and copulate with you in running water like a divine duck, 294 00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:25,087 and my goodness, how you'll live! 295 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:28,797 We don't want strangers here, anyway, stinking the place up. 296 00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:30,527 Well, you'll have to do something, 297 00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:33,667 or there'll be no men at all at your oldest daughter's coming-out ball. 298 00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:35,907 Oh, shut up! There's Josh the groom! 299 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,907 And I've plenty of friends in the House of Lords 300 00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:40,957 who'll be happy to come if I promise them a shoot. 301 00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:46,917 Despite his suspicion of strangers, 302 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,307 Uncle Matthew couldn't do anything to stop 303 00:19:49,308 --> 00:19:50,687 the day of Louisa's ball arriving. 304 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,197 As promised, Louisa's dance partners 305 00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:12,598 were Uncle Matthew's friends from the House of Lords... 306 00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,138 ...and Josh the groom. 307 00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:22,348 Ow! 308 00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,227 - Oh, so sorry. - Oh, no, no, it's fine. 309 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,667 You're very patient. 310 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,868 Thank you. 311 00:20:45,598 --> 00:20:47,798 All so small and ugly. 312 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,558 Old and ugly! 313 00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:07,638 The evening was saved from utter disillusionment by a late arrival... 314 00:21:08,148 --> 00:21:10,787 ...Alconleigh's nearest neighbour. 315 00:21:10,788 --> 00:21:12,468 ♪ Pawn of none 316 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,788 ♪ Born with steel reins on the heart 317 00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:19,048 ♪ Of the sun... ♪ 318 00:21:19,308 --> 00:21:22,908 Lord Merlin was an artist, a musician 319 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:25,347 and a patron of all the young. 320 00:21:25,348 --> 00:21:28,948 ♪ Exalted companion of cocaine nights 321 00:21:30,468 --> 00:21:34,068 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 322 00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:37,498 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld... ♪ 323 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,918 What a set! 324 00:21:42,438 --> 00:21:44,547 It was rumoured he had two black whippets 325 00:21:44,548 --> 00:21:47,877 who wore diamond necklaces, and a playhouse in the garden 326 00:21:47,878 --> 00:21:51,227 where he put on such extravagances as Dada plays from Paris 327 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:54,028 and jazz poetry from Harlem. 328 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,348 Uncle Matthew loathed him. 329 00:21:59,328 --> 00:22:02,328 There's a man carrying a comb! 330 00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:04,468 Davey! 331 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,358 ♪ To destruction he fell 332 00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:12,528 ♪ Now he forever stalks the ancient mansions of hell 333 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:16,498 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 334 00:22:16,928 --> 00:22:19,428 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld 335 00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:23,108 ♪ When will he come up for air? ♪ 336 00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:26,277 I can introduce you, if you like. 337 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,478 No, Davey. 338 00:22:28,318 --> 00:22:30,718 Our dresses are too bad. 339 00:22:32,388 --> 00:22:34,388 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 340 00:22:35,038 --> 00:22:36,938 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 341 00:22:38,178 --> 00:22:40,978 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo, ahh! ♪ 342 00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:43,557 I'm going to the cupboard. 343 00:22:43,558 --> 00:22:44,837 Yes, me too. 344 00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:46,838 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 345 00:22:47,198 --> 00:22:49,098 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 346 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,678 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo, ahh! 347 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,787 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 348 00:22:58,788 --> 00:23:01,288 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld 349 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,148 ♪ When will he come up for air? 350 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,368 ♪ Oh, will anybody ever care? 351 00:23:12,998 --> 00:23:16,598 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 352 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,708 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld... ♪ 353 00:23:34,878 --> 00:23:37,907 I'm officially renouncing His Royal Highness. 354 00:23:37,908 --> 00:23:39,587 From now on I will devote myself 355 00:23:39,588 --> 00:23:43,517 to being one of those bright young things of Merlin's. 356 00:23:43,518 --> 00:23:47,747 Merlin's friends are more in my mother's... orbit. 357 00:23:47,748 --> 00:23:51,948 Oh, they're so beautiful and sophisticated. 358 00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:56,897 Don't you just... 359 00:23:56,898 --> 00:24:00,227 ...ache for life to be exciting, like this? 360 00:24:00,228 --> 00:24:03,827 Hm. I think I'd like to observe exciting things. 361 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,457 If only there were exciting things! 362 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,458 You! 363 00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:10,978 You're an exciting thing! 364 00:24:11,108 --> 00:24:13,108 You are! 365 00:24:15,468 --> 00:24:16,468 We are. 366 00:24:22,498 --> 00:24:25,098 We do everything together. 367 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:29,508 I'd be lost without you. 368 00:24:35,298 --> 00:24:38,237 But the brief appearance of Lord Merlin's house party 369 00:24:38,238 --> 00:24:42,227 only made the walls of Linda's fortress appear higher than ever. 370 00:24:42,228 --> 00:24:45,667 She became paralysed in her longing for life and love, 371 00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:49,117 and all she could do was lie about waiting for it. 372 00:24:52,518 --> 00:24:54,757 - What's the time, darling? - Guess. 373 00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:57,467 - Quarter to six. - Better than that. 374 00:24:57,468 --> 00:24:59,357 - Six. - Not quite so good. 375 00:24:59,358 --> 00:25:00,798 - Five to. - Yes! 376 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,058 It's forever until we come out! 377 00:25:04,548 --> 00:25:06,467 I can't live that long! 378 00:25:06,468 --> 00:25:08,837 "As long as she thinks of a man, 379 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:10,667 "nobody objects to a woman thinking." 380 00:25:10,668 --> 00:25:13,117 That's what Virginia Woolf has to say. 381 00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:15,707 Well, then, no-one will object, cos I only think about men. 382 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,117 Maybe that's because you haven't been educated properly. 383 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:20,507 Or maybe it's because everything else is boring! 384 00:25:20,508 --> 00:25:22,787 What is it you actually want? 385 00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,388 I want to escape! 386 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:32,308 And have fun and wear high heels and go to the cinema 387 00:25:32,768 --> 00:25:37,637 and have sex and be adored by a man and be in love! 388 00:25:37,638 --> 00:25:39,338 What do you want? 389 00:25:45,468 --> 00:25:47,868 Is life only about love? 390 00:25:48,128 --> 00:25:49,128 - Oh. - Yes! 391 00:25:56,518 --> 00:26:00,418 Louisa's dance had an unexpected sequel. 392 00:26:10,148 --> 00:26:15,248 I don't know why you'd want to marry someone so old. 393 00:26:16,228 --> 00:26:18,467 Louisa, half his hair has slipped off his head, 394 00:26:18,468 --> 00:26:20,067 like an eiderdown off the bed! 395 00:26:20,068 --> 00:26:22,768 - He's only 45. - And you're 18! 396 00:26:22,788 --> 00:26:24,947 If he was a dog, you'd have to put him down. 397 00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:27,827 I'm happy for the first time in my life! 398 00:26:27,828 --> 00:26:29,507 I'm getting out... for ever. 399 00:26:29,508 --> 00:26:31,307 And you're going to be stuck here, Linda, 400 00:26:31,308 --> 00:26:33,247 hunting and walking the dogs with Fa. 401 00:26:33,248 --> 00:26:35,115 That's what comes of being the favourite. 402 00:26:35,116 --> 00:26:35,830 Shut up! 403 00:26:35,832 --> 00:26:38,825 Don't you think you're a bit too old to be sitting in a cupboard? 404 00:26:38,827 --> 00:26:40,192 No, not really. 405 00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,267 I'm not having any bridesmaids, by the way, 406 00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:46,117 so don't worry about your dresses. 407 00:26:46,118 --> 00:26:47,118 What? 408 00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:50,397 I'm not going to be upstaged on my wedding day, thank you very much! 409 00:26:50,398 --> 00:26:53,627 Ohh! You're not having any bridesmaids? 410 00:26:53,635 --> 00:26:54,527 No. 411 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:58,849 You can't think how stupid you're going to look from behind! 412 00:27:01,158 --> 00:27:02,158 Oh. 413 00:27:02,878 --> 00:27:05,878 Linda was really very jealous. 414 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:15,518 - Shall we go, then, Papa? - Yes, let's go. 415 00:27:17,598 --> 00:27:21,637 She looks like the eldest and ugliest of the Bronte sisters. 416 00:27:21,638 --> 00:27:22,917 At that moment, 417 00:27:22,918 --> 00:27:25,667 I think Linda would have gladly changed places with Louisa, 418 00:27:25,668 --> 00:27:27,267 even at the very heavy cost 419 00:27:27,268 --> 00:27:30,147 of living happily ever after with John Fort-William. 420 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,557 I want to die! 421 00:27:31,558 --> 00:27:36,677 Unless life begins absolutely right now, I want to die! 422 00:27:36,678 --> 00:27:38,077 Push me, will you? 423 00:27:38,078 --> 00:27:41,027 Can you please...? Can you get down, Linda, it's really high. 424 00:27:46,428 --> 00:27:48,767 If only it weren't such a difficult thing to do. 425 00:27:50,438 --> 00:27:52,737 It's hard enough to kill a rabbit, let alone oneself. 426 00:27:54,278 --> 00:27:56,147 It's that hog Merlin! 427 00:27:56,148 --> 00:28:00,037 I won't have my home filled with Merlin's dago friends! 428 00:28:00,038 --> 00:28:02,077 I hear he has Frogs there too! 429 00:28:02,078 --> 00:28:04,517 I won't have Frogs or dagos under any circumstances! 430 00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:05,917 Hello, Merlin. 431 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,518 Oh, lunch would be lovely. 432 00:28:19,558 --> 00:28:21,597 What sort of birds are they? 433 00:28:21,598 --> 00:28:23,747 Just ordinary pigeons. 434 00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:27,037 Where do you get them that colour? 435 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,277 I dye them. Every year. 436 00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:31,077 Dry them in the linen cupboard. 437 00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:33,507 - Isn't that frightfully cruel? - Oh, no, they love it. 438 00:28:33,508 --> 00:28:35,997 They love it. It makes them so pretty for each other. 439 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:40,907 - What about their poor little eyes? - Oh, they soon learn to shut them. 440 00:28:40,908 --> 00:28:46,067 I see you're taken with my silly old Romantic Antoine Watteaus. 441 00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:47,747 Love isn't silly. 442 00:28:47,748 --> 00:28:49,637 - Linda! - It's my religion. 443 00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:54,228 Is it really? 444 00:28:54,308 --> 00:28:57,117 That's all she can think about. It's really rather alarming. 445 00:28:57,118 --> 00:28:58,678 Oh! 446 00:28:58,788 --> 00:29:01,597 Gertie, leave her alone. I'm so sorry. 447 00:29:01,598 --> 00:29:04,798 No, um... I try to tell the girls 448 00:29:05,268 --> 00:29:07,677 that they've got to consider practicalities. 449 00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:12,157 They've got to write down how they'd run a household on £200 a year. 450 00:29:12,158 --> 00:29:15,427 Linda always just puts "£199 - flowers". 451 00:29:17,408 --> 00:29:20,108 What lessons are you doing? 452 00:29:22,078 --> 00:29:23,518 None at all. 453 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,227 Pa thinks that girls get fat thighs from playing hockey 454 00:29:27,228 --> 00:29:29,637 if they go to school, but not that Fanny has fat thighs. 455 00:29:29,638 --> 00:29:30,977 Hers are perfect. 456 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,778 No, no, no, no, no. Linda... 457 00:29:34,878 --> 00:29:36,438 ...you need... 458 00:29:36,948 --> 00:29:38,388 ...educating. 459 00:29:38,598 --> 00:29:40,707 Yeah, that's what I said, 460 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:43,608 but she doesn't listen to me. 461 00:30:40,998 --> 00:30:44,957 You have an intensely romantic character. 462 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:45,958 Hm. 463 00:30:45,988 --> 00:30:47,988 I see trouble ahead. 464 00:30:51,038 --> 00:30:53,157 I urge upon you the necessity 465 00:30:53,158 --> 00:30:56,858 for an intellectual background, Linda. 466 00:30:57,378 --> 00:30:58,378 Hm! 467 00:30:58,788 --> 00:31:00,588 Although I fear... 468 00:31:01,548 --> 00:31:04,448 ...it may already be too late. 469 00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:16,598 Come on, then. 470 00:31:23,038 --> 00:31:26,947 For a while, Linda followed his advice, finding comfort in books 471 00:31:26,948 --> 00:31:31,067 and things other than the desperate pursuit of love, 472 00:31:31,068 --> 00:31:33,227 But finally, inevitably, 473 00:31:33,228 --> 00:31:35,907 the minutes turned to hours, the hours to weeks, 474 00:31:35,908 --> 00:31:37,437 the weeks to months, 475 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:40,238 and the impossible happened. 476 00:32:02,598 --> 00:32:07,998 We'd attained the great golden goal of every childhood. 477 00:32:08,038 --> 00:32:09,718 We'd grown up. 478 00:32:55,198 --> 00:32:57,598 Would you like to dance? 479 00:32:58,848 --> 00:33:00,408 Yes, I would. 480 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:17,667 Tony Kroesig - in his last year at Oxford, a member of the Bullingdon. 481 00:33:17,668 --> 00:33:19,967 A splendid young man with plenty of beautiful horses 482 00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:21,757 and exquisite clothes, 483 00:33:21,758 --> 00:33:24,257 he had already a strong air of pomposity, 484 00:33:24,258 --> 00:33:26,307 a thing which Linda had never come across before... 485 00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,952 It's awfully muddy where you live. 486 00:33:28,053 --> 00:33:28,677 Hm! 487 00:33:28,678 --> 00:33:31,937 I hope your chauffeur knows how to park a Rolls-Royce! 488 00:33:34,118 --> 00:33:35,118 Yes. 489 00:33:35,838 --> 00:33:39,638 ...and which she found not unattractive. 490 00:33:54,718 --> 00:33:57,518 Who's that sewer with Linda? 491 00:33:58,368 --> 00:34:02,397 Kroesig. Governor of the Bank of England - his son. 492 00:34:02,398 --> 00:34:03,478 Kroesig?! 493 00:34:04,448 --> 00:34:05,528 Good God! 494 00:34:07,308 --> 00:34:10,597 Never expected to be harbouring a full-blooded Hun in the house! 495 00:34:10,598 --> 00:34:14,557 Matthew, dear, don't get excited. The Kroesigs aren't Huns. 496 00:34:14,558 --> 00:34:16,867 They're a highly respected family of bankers. 497 00:34:16,868 --> 00:34:18,827 They've been over here for generations. 498 00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:20,317 Once a Hun, always a Hun. 499 00:34:20,318 --> 00:34:21,398 Good God! 500 00:34:23,748 --> 00:34:25,757 Does he know I still have an entrenching tool 501 00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:27,707 I used to whack eight of his countrymen to death? 502 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:30,108 I don't suppose he does. 503 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:37,217 I always said Merlin would bring foreigners here eventually. 504 00:34:37,218 --> 00:34:42,218 I never thought he'd land us with an actual German! 505 00:35:10,948 --> 00:35:13,948 Oh, no, look! The poor rabbit! 506 00:35:30,978 --> 00:35:31,978 Oh! 507 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:39,487 This was the one romantic gesture of Tony's life. 508 00:35:42,368 --> 00:35:44,037 Tony went back to Oxford, 509 00:35:44,038 --> 00:35:48,707 and Linda sat about waiting for the telephone bell. 510 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,708 If this comes out... 511 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,918 ...he'll ring tomorrow. 512 00:35:57,798 --> 00:35:59,798 If this comes out... 513 00:36:01,188 --> 00:36:02,867 ...he'll be at the meet. 514 00:36:04,668 --> 00:36:06,117 If this comes out... 515 00:36:06,118 --> 00:36:08,387 ...he's thinking of me at this very minute. 516 00:36:15,468 --> 00:36:16,468 Hello. 517 00:36:17,118 --> 00:36:19,218 Hello. Is that Linda? 518 00:36:20,068 --> 00:36:21,827 It's Tony Kroesig here. 519 00:36:21,828 --> 00:36:23,268 Hello, Tony. 520 00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:25,317 Listen, will you come to lunch? 521 00:36:25,318 --> 00:36:27,427 Christchurch, next Thursday, one o'clock? 522 00:36:27,428 --> 00:36:31,077 Oh, but... Fa doesn't let us alone with young men unchaperoned. 523 00:36:31,078 --> 00:36:33,187 He doesn't really let us out, full stop. 524 00:36:33,188 --> 00:36:34,868 Really? 525 00:36:35,168 --> 00:36:37,027 You seem too old for that sort of restriction. 526 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,837 Um... Bring your cousin if you like. 527 00:36:39,838 --> 00:36:41,038 All right! 528 00:36:41,638 --> 00:36:43,487 That'd be lovely. 529 00:36:43,488 --> 00:36:44,928 - Bye. - Goodbye. 530 00:36:45,348 --> 00:36:48,477 You can't go, because Matthew will throttle you. 531 00:36:48,478 --> 00:36:50,627 I will actually die if I don't go, 532 00:36:50,628 --> 00:36:54,128 so, you see, I'd be dead either way. 533 00:36:54,558 --> 00:36:56,867 We have to escape the fortress, Fanny. 534 00:36:56,868 --> 00:37:00,197 There was only one way we could devise to escape, 535 00:37:00,198 --> 00:37:01,427 and it was full of risk. 536 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:04,067 A very dull girl of exactly our age 537 00:37:04,068 --> 00:37:05,757 called Lavender Davis 538 00:37:05,758 --> 00:37:09,277 lived with her very dull parents about five miles away. 539 00:37:09,278 --> 00:37:12,867 Once in a blue moon, Linda, complaining vociferously, 540 00:37:12,868 --> 00:37:15,827 was sent over to luncheon with them, 541 00:37:15,828 --> 00:37:19,528 driving herself in Sadie's little car. 542 00:37:20,678 --> 00:37:23,107 Why are you two dressed up for breakfast? 543 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:25,597 Lavender Davis wants us to go over to lunch there. 544 00:37:25,598 --> 00:37:27,837 Oh, duck, you can't have the car, I'm afraid. 545 00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:29,307 Perkins is going to wash it. 546 00:37:29,308 --> 00:37:31,667 But, Mummy, you don't... you don't understand. 547 00:37:31,668 --> 00:37:35,517 The whole point is that a man's coming who brought up a baby badger. 548 00:37:35,518 --> 00:37:37,377 And I do so want to meet him. 549 00:37:37,378 --> 00:37:39,677 When we go to London for the season, 550 00:37:39,678 --> 00:37:42,117 you'll barely have time for a badger. 551 00:37:42,118 --> 00:37:46,277 Badgers are nocturnal anyway, so you wouldn't even see it. 552 00:37:46,278 --> 00:37:47,677 Good point... 553 00:37:47,678 --> 00:37:51,587 Darling Jassy, lend me your running-away money. 554 00:37:51,588 --> 00:37:52,668 What? No. 555 00:37:53,568 --> 00:37:56,837 I've saved and scraped ever since I was seven 556 00:37:56,838 --> 00:37:58,877 for when I plan to run away myself. 557 00:37:58,878 --> 00:38:01,317 I've no education or training, so I'll need every penny. 558 00:38:01,318 --> 00:38:04,387 Just enough for a couple of train tickets to Oxford. 559 00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:06,557 Darling, I'll give it all back. 560 00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:07,758 Tony will. 561 00:38:07,838 --> 00:38:09,158 I know men. 562 00:38:10,278 --> 00:38:11,747 Who has a badger? 563 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,477 Last time, you said you didn't mind 564 00:38:13,478 --> 00:38:15,947 if you never saw the Davises again in your whole life! 565 00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:17,028 Oh, dear. 566 00:38:17,508 --> 00:38:20,197 You said you wanted to bash Lavender Davis's face in 567 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:21,277 with a mallet. 568 00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:22,947 Yes, she did say that. 569 00:38:22,948 --> 00:38:24,827 Come on, Fanny. Let's go! 570 00:38:24,828 --> 00:38:27,877 It's barely nine o'clock in the morning! Girls! 571 00:38:29,748 --> 00:38:32,648 Deceptacon by Le Tigre 572 00:38:39,268 --> 00:38:41,368 ♪ Every day and night 573 00:38:42,468 --> 00:38:44,568 ♪ Every day and night 574 00:38:45,348 --> 00:38:48,587 ♪ I can see your disco disco dick 575 00:38:48,588 --> 00:38:51,237 ♪ Is sucking my heart out of my mind 576 00:38:51,238 --> 00:38:54,117 ♪ I'm outta time, I'm outta fucking time 577 00:38:54,118 --> 00:38:57,247 ♪ I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind 578 00:38:57,248 --> 00:39:00,637 ♪ Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco...? ♪ 579 00:39:02,878 --> 00:39:05,178 ♪ One, two, three, four 580 00:39:06,278 --> 00:39:08,747 ♪ You got what you been asking for 581 00:39:08,748 --> 00:39:10,367 ♪ You're so policy free and 582 00:39:10,368 --> 00:39:12,997 ♪ Your fantasy wheels and everything you think 583 00:39:12,998 --> 00:39:14,627 ♪ And everything you feel 584 00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,917 ♪ Is all right, all right, all right, all... ♪ 585 00:39:19,908 --> 00:39:24,197 They're so serious. It's like church. 586 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,147 Do you think that we would be as clever? 587 00:39:26,148 --> 00:39:29,057 If you evened it all out, I mean. 588 00:39:29,058 --> 00:39:31,237 Bath time! 589 00:39:40,198 --> 00:39:42,398 Last one in's a sissy! 590 00:39:44,678 --> 00:39:46,917 We must keep our ends up, Fanny. 591 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:50,418 I think I'm happy with my end down. 592 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,747 Come on, let's do it. We'd look so chic. 593 00:40:12,838 --> 00:40:15,197 Davey says it's deadly to talk about hunting. 594 00:40:15,198 --> 00:40:19,617 Of course I won't! They're intellectuals. 595 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:20,618 Hello. 596 00:40:20,768 --> 00:40:22,768 Been hunting at all? 597 00:40:24,108 --> 00:40:26,337 Yes, actually. We were out yesterday. 598 00:40:26,338 --> 00:40:28,018 - Good day? - Great. 599 00:40:28,388 --> 00:40:30,068 Actually very. 600 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:35,357 We found at once and we had a five-mile point and then we... 601 00:40:35,358 --> 00:40:37,477 - That's marvellous. - Yes! 602 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:39,587 Yeah. Well, we had a good day yesterday too. 603 00:40:39,588 --> 00:40:41,757 Then my first horse went lame. 604 00:40:41,758 --> 00:40:43,958 - Terrible shame. - Ah, no. 605 00:40:44,028 --> 00:40:47,077 He'd been looking awfully good all year. 606 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:48,398 - Come on! - Mm! 607 00:40:49,118 --> 00:40:50,507 Here they are! 608 00:40:50,508 --> 00:40:53,157 About time! I said one o'clock, not five past. 609 00:40:57,118 --> 00:41:00,317 Go and have some of that cheese. Mummy sent this up. 610 00:41:03,518 --> 00:41:05,218 Talk to that man. 611 00:41:05,318 --> 00:41:07,107 Say something clever. 612 00:41:08,638 --> 00:41:09,638 Oh... 613 00:41:09,988 --> 00:41:11,428 - Hello! - Hello. 614 00:41:12,158 --> 00:41:15,107 I'm a big fan of Virginia Woolf. 615 00:41:15,108 --> 00:41:17,507 Have you read Orlando? You look rather like The Bolter. 616 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:19,967 A sort of Home Counties version. 617 00:41:19,968 --> 00:41:21,668 That's my mother. 618 00:41:22,598 --> 00:41:24,067 I shouldn't think so. 619 00:41:24,068 --> 00:41:26,437 You're much too old to be a child of The Bolter. 620 00:41:26,438 --> 00:41:29,117 Is she still with her white hunter? 621 00:41:29,118 --> 00:41:32,418 What's all that hair on your nose? 622 00:41:35,268 --> 00:41:37,317 - Oh, my goodness. - Fanny, is there a hair...? 623 00:41:50,028 --> 00:41:51,028 Yes! 624 00:41:51,518 --> 00:41:53,567 You got away lightly. 625 00:41:55,488 --> 00:41:56,928 To the King. 626 00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:01,117 Drink it all! 627 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:02,798 Oh... Two! Whoo! 628 00:42:03,748 --> 00:42:06,548 This isn't really enjoyable. 629 00:42:09,508 --> 00:42:11,557 A ghastly feeling of guilt is beginning to give me 630 00:42:11,558 --> 00:42:13,427 a pain rather like indigestion. 631 00:42:13,428 --> 00:42:15,837 Yes, me too. Every time the door opens, 632 00:42:15,838 --> 00:42:18,467 I'm sure Uncle Matthew's going to be there cracking his whip. 633 00:42:18,468 --> 00:42:19,468 OK... 634 00:42:21,948 --> 00:42:23,747 I think we'd better go. 635 00:42:23,748 --> 00:42:24,748 Yes. 636 00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:30,497 - Shall... shall we? - Yes, I know. 637 00:42:30,498 --> 00:42:32,398 Come on, baby. 638 00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:34,608 - Going to go? - Yes. 639 00:42:35,108 --> 00:42:37,477 FANNY: Oh, shush now. 640 00:42:37,478 --> 00:42:38,987 You poor darling. 641 00:42:38,988 --> 00:42:42,147 But you know that you have to kiss a lot of frogs 642 00:42:42,148 --> 00:42:44,067 before you find your prince... 643 00:42:44,068 --> 00:42:45,388 ...of Wales! 644 00:42:50,078 --> 00:42:51,518 Oh, Fanny... 645 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,148 Fanny, help. 646 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:59,698 Love has increased threefold in one short day. 647 00:43:02,758 --> 00:43:03,758 But why? 648 00:43:04,428 --> 00:43:06,328 I love him! 649 00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:08,398 Oh, Linda, why? 650 00:43:10,438 --> 00:43:11,998 Linda! Linda! 651 00:43:14,918 --> 00:43:16,918 Linda! 652 00:43:18,948 --> 00:43:19,948 Linda! 653 00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:41,848 I have received a phone call... 654 00:43:47,268 --> 00:43:48,948 ...telling me... 655 00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,907 ...that someone has left a scarf 656 00:43:51,908 --> 00:43:55,308 in Tony Kroesig's rooms at Oxford. 657 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:03,838 Now we know - you're not to be trusted. 658 00:44:04,318 --> 00:44:06,347 So we'll have to take certain steps. 659 00:44:06,348 --> 00:44:07,907 Fanny, you will go straight home. 660 00:44:07,908 --> 00:44:10,977 Emily can... try to control you in the future, if she can. 661 00:44:10,978 --> 00:44:13,217 But you'll go the same way as your mother The Bolter, 662 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:14,589 as sure as eggs is eggs. 663 00:44:14,591 --> 00:44:16,394 Fa, you can't keep us locked up forever - 664 00:44:16,395 --> 00:44:18,017 we're practically middle-aged women! 665 00:44:18,018 --> 00:44:20,338 - Don't interrupt your father. - Fanny is a scarlet woman - 666 00:44:20,339 --> 00:44:22,557 that's what we'd have called her in the old days. 667 00:44:22,558 --> 00:44:24,997 - I didn't even want to go. - And as for you, miss! 668 00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:27,237 You're worse, worse than The Bolter, imagine that! 669 00:44:27,238 --> 00:44:28,907 Please stop it about The Bolter. 670 00:44:28,908 --> 00:44:30,707 - No-one here is like her. - It's all unfair 671 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,757 because I always feel like I'm the terrible person, 672 00:44:32,758 --> 00:44:34,397 and then Linda always seems so innocent. 673 00:44:34,398 --> 00:44:36,837 I blame that depraved sewer Merlin. 674 00:44:36,838 --> 00:44:38,437 Merlin's not depraved! 675 00:44:38,438 --> 00:44:41,887 He travels abroad and reads books and is sophisticated. 676 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,317 - Travels abroad? - Yes, and his house 677 00:44:44,318 --> 00:44:46,187 is beautiful and comfortable and warm, 678 00:44:46,188 --> 00:44:48,797 a place to live in, and not some freezing medieval fortress 679 00:44:48,798 --> 00:44:50,627 to rush out from and kill things all day. 680 00:44:50,628 --> 00:44:53,087 I can't sit in a cupboard with Fanny for the rest of my life! 681 00:44:53,088 --> 00:44:56,037 Well, you won't have to, cos Fanny's never coming back here again! 682 00:44:56,038 --> 00:44:58,079 And there can be no question of a London season now. 683 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,838 - Fa, please! - No! 684 00:44:58,839 --> 00:45:01,239 We shall have to watch you every minute of the day in future. 685 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,797 You're damn lucky not to get a thrashing. 686 00:45:04,798 --> 00:45:06,717 Now go to your rooms, both of you. 687 00:45:06,718 --> 00:45:09,947 And you're not to speak to each other before Fanny leaves! 688 00:45:09,948 --> 00:45:12,227 Luckily, no-one will give them a second glance now 689 00:45:12,228 --> 00:45:14,628 with that dreadful hair. 690 00:45:25,798 --> 00:45:28,198 Goodbye, Fanny! Goodbye! 691 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,038 Goodbye, Linda. 692 00:45:31,238 --> 00:45:33,027 Oh, we are unlucky to be us! 693 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:34,588 Bye, darling! 694 00:45:34,908 --> 00:45:39,808 Of course, we were allowed a London season. 695 00:45:41,988 --> 00:45:44,037 ♪ Give my love to London 696 00:45:44,038 --> 00:45:46,438 ♪ Say I'll be there soon 697 00:45:46,668 --> 00:45:48,968 ♪ Meet me in Piccadilly 698 00:45:49,308 --> 00:45:51,587 ♪ And we'll dance by the light of the moon... ♪ 699 00:45:51,588 --> 00:45:54,467 The English upper-class version of the puberty ritual 700 00:45:54,468 --> 00:45:56,168 finally happened. 701 00:45:56,198 --> 00:45:58,437 Isn't it lovely to be lovely us? 702 00:45:58,438 --> 00:46:00,477 We came out into the world - 703 00:46:00,478 --> 00:46:03,947 18 years old and ready for a husband. 704 00:46:03,948 --> 00:46:05,917 Do you get up to Scotland much? 705 00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:07,587 Care for nightclubs? 706 00:46:07,588 --> 00:46:10,088 I say, have you come far? 707 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:12,837 We met last night at William Stonor's. 708 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:14,117 Don't you remember? 709 00:46:14,118 --> 00:46:15,118 No. 710 00:46:15,718 --> 00:46:16,718 Uh... 711 00:46:19,558 --> 00:46:22,947 But Linda was still in her dream of love for Tony. 712 00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:26,148 And Tony was nowhere to be seen. 713 00:46:27,948 --> 00:46:30,048 Oh, what's the point? 714 00:46:30,948 --> 00:46:34,648 I missed my only chance for happiness. 715 00:46:34,788 --> 00:46:36,587 I'm going to be a sour, 716 00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:39,588 wizened up, toothless old maid 717 00:46:39,968 --> 00:46:41,768 and die in a hole. 718 00:46:43,358 --> 00:46:44,358 Me too. 719 00:46:45,408 --> 00:46:49,808 We'll have each other to dribble on at least. 720 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,078 Hello, Linda. 721 00:47:02,178 --> 00:47:04,067 I've been looking everywhere for you. 722 00:47:04,068 --> 00:47:05,068 Really? 723 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:07,747 Shall I show you the balcony? 724 00:47:07,748 --> 00:47:08,748 Yes. 725 00:47:26,268 --> 00:47:28,477 Hello, darling! 726 00:47:28,478 --> 00:47:30,378 You've got so tall! 727 00:47:30,918 --> 00:47:32,197 Hello, Bolter. 728 00:47:32,198 --> 00:47:33,198 Mummy. 729 00:47:33,858 --> 00:47:35,538 I'm your mummy! 730 00:47:37,668 --> 00:47:40,197 Was that Linda I just saw you with? 731 00:47:40,198 --> 00:47:41,198 Yes. 732 00:47:41,628 --> 00:47:44,037 Oh, no, it's such a mistake to be friends with girls 733 00:47:44,038 --> 00:47:45,887 who are more beautiful than one is, darling. 734 00:47:45,888 --> 00:47:48,107 It's too dispiriting. Who was she with? 735 00:47:48,108 --> 00:47:49,668 Tony Kroesig. 736 00:47:49,728 --> 00:47:50,928 Tony?! Oh. 737 00:47:51,398 --> 00:47:53,078 That won't last. 738 00:47:56,268 --> 00:47:59,147 I want you to meet my friend, Colin. 739 00:47:59,148 --> 00:48:00,708 He's so nice! 740 00:48:00,868 --> 00:48:02,868 He's here somewhere. 741 00:48:02,918 --> 00:48:04,837 What happened to your white hunter? 742 00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:09,638 Dead. Shot in the head during a safari - too sad. 743 00:48:10,468 --> 00:48:12,517 Oh, well, at least you didn't have to bolt. 744 00:48:14,178 --> 00:48:17,147 Yeah, no. Yes, for once! 745 00:48:17,148 --> 00:48:20,957 First one I lost respectably - to death. 746 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:24,458 Oh, Fanny, dear, you're very funny. 747 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:31,678 I'm going to go and fetch lovely Colin for you to meet. 748 00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:40,357 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel with his coat so gay? 749 00:48:40,358 --> 00:48:44,067 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel at the break o' the day 750 00:48:44,068 --> 00:48:46,627 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel when he's far, far away... ♪ 751 00:48:46,628 --> 00:48:49,697 Oh, darling Colin, everything about you is heaven. 752 00:48:49,698 --> 00:48:51,617 I just want to spend the whole night with you! 753 00:48:51,618 --> 00:48:52,957 Goodness, let's! 754 00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:54,757 ♪ For the sound of his horn... ♪ 755 00:48:54,758 --> 00:48:56,157 Come, let's get out of here. 756 00:48:56,158 --> 00:48:59,427 ♪ And the cry of his hounds which he oft times led 757 00:48:59,428 --> 00:49:02,877 ♪ Peel's "View, Halloo!" could awaken the dead 758 00:49:02,878 --> 00:49:06,827 ♪ Or the fox from his lair in the morning 759 00:49:06,828 --> 00:49:10,328 ♪ Yes, I ken John Peel and Ruby too 760 00:49:10,558 --> 00:49:13,827 ♪ Ranter and Royal and Bellman so true 761 00:49:13,828 --> 00:49:15,877 ♪ From the drag to the chase 762 00:49:15,878 --> 00:49:18,117 ♪ From the chase to the view 763 00:49:18,118 --> 00:49:22,418 ♪ From a view to the death in the morning. ♪ 764 00:49:31,618 --> 00:49:35,118 "Darling, I'm your mummy." 765 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:45,178 "Darling, I'm your mummy." 766 00:49:54,918 --> 00:49:58,557 That bloody Hun Kroesig has just telephoned. 767 00:49:58,558 --> 00:50:01,117 He wanted to speak to you, Linda. 768 00:50:01,118 --> 00:50:02,917 I told him to get the hell out of here - 769 00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:04,837 I don't want you mixed up with any Germans, 770 00:50:04,838 --> 00:50:06,638 do you understand? 771 00:50:07,548 --> 00:50:09,748 Well, I am "mixed up". 772 00:50:11,748 --> 00:50:13,797 As it happens, I'm engaged to him. 773 00:50:20,898 --> 00:50:22,907 What did you...? Come here! 774 00:50:22,908 --> 00:50:24,827 What did you...? Come here, you! 775 00:50:24,828 --> 00:50:26,028 Come here! 776 00:50:28,198 --> 00:50:29,627 What did you say? 777 00:50:29,628 --> 00:50:32,728 How dare you! What did you say? 778 00:50:34,308 --> 00:50:36,957 What are you doing? She just said she's engaged! 779 00:50:56,038 --> 00:51:00,197 It wasn't just Uncle Matthew who opposed the engagement. 780 00:51:00,198 --> 00:51:04,307 Tony is Bottom to Linda's Titania, isn't he? 781 00:51:04,308 --> 00:51:06,017 He's ghastly. 782 00:51:06,018 --> 00:51:08,197 A frightful Counter Hon. 783 00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:10,437 Nothing will wake her up. 784 00:51:10,438 --> 00:51:13,317 No. Not before it's too late. 785 00:51:13,318 --> 00:51:14,638 Poor Linda. 786 00:51:16,068 --> 00:51:18,587 She has an intensely romantic character, 787 00:51:18,588 --> 00:51:21,288 which is fatal for a woman. 788 00:51:21,638 --> 00:51:25,667 And also what makes her so completely irresistible. 789 00:51:25,668 --> 00:51:28,547 Fortunately, most women are madly matter-of-fact. 790 00:51:28,548 --> 00:51:32,637 Otherwise, the world could hardly carry on. 791 00:51:32,638 --> 00:51:34,338 What am I, Davey? 792 00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:38,598 You're you, Fanny. 793 00:51:40,068 --> 00:51:42,068 You'll be all right. 794 00:51:42,758 --> 00:51:43,758 Hm. 795 00:51:45,588 --> 00:51:47,767 Lord Merlin was braver than the rest of us. 796 00:51:47,768 --> 00:51:49,555 Are you pleased about my engagement? 797 00:51:49,556 --> 00:51:51,689 No, of course not. Why are you doing it? 798 00:51:53,118 --> 00:51:54,717 We're in love. 799 00:51:54,718 --> 00:51:56,197 And what makes you think so? 800 00:51:56,198 --> 00:51:59,267 One doesn't think, one knows. 801 00:51:59,268 --> 00:52:00,968 Oh, fiddlesticks! 802 00:52:05,918 --> 00:52:06,918 Well! 803 00:52:07,718 --> 00:52:11,557 You evidently don't understand a thing about love. 804 00:52:11,558 --> 00:52:14,557 So what's the use in talking to you? 805 00:52:14,558 --> 00:52:18,277 Love is for grown-ups, as you'll discover one day. 806 00:52:18,278 --> 00:52:19,427 You'll also discover 807 00:52:19,428 --> 00:52:21,157 that it's got nothing to do with marriage. 808 00:52:21,158 --> 00:52:23,867 I'm all in favour of you marrying, if you so wish, 809 00:52:23,868 --> 00:52:28,667 but for God's sake, not to a bore like Tony Kroesig! 810 00:52:28,668 --> 00:52:30,307 He's your friend. 811 00:52:30,308 --> 00:52:32,548 If he's such a bore, why would you bring him to my party? 812 00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:34,717 I can't guess that you'll go and marry every stopgap 813 00:52:34,718 --> 00:52:37,597 that comes to stay at my house! 814 00:52:49,188 --> 00:52:52,547 Can't think why Merlin says he's such a bore. 815 00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:54,748 Tony knows everything. 816 00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:58,917 Well, yes, that's exactly it, he does. 817 00:52:58,918 --> 00:53:01,618 At least he thinks he does. 818 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:15,237 Oh, bother Merlin. 819 00:53:15,238 --> 00:53:16,787 You know, I'm starting to think 820 00:53:16,788 --> 00:53:19,267 that Fa was right about him all along. 821 00:53:19,268 --> 00:53:21,668 He is a little depraved. 822 00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:26,388 Don't you think? 823 00:53:39,468 --> 00:53:44,417 I'm afraid I have to make Lavender Davis chief bridesmaid. 824 00:53:44,418 --> 00:53:46,518 But you'll be second. 825 00:53:47,298 --> 00:53:49,298 She's Tony's cousin. 826 00:53:49,918 --> 00:53:53,267 And she is responsible for us getting together, after all. 827 00:53:53,268 --> 00:53:55,427 Well, only most unwittingly. 828 00:53:55,428 --> 00:53:59,928 Unwittingly or wittingly, what does it matter? 829 00:54:22,758 --> 00:54:23,758 Um... 830 00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:26,507 Would you take my flowers for me? 831 00:54:26,508 --> 00:54:30,208 Take my flowers for me, would you? Oh! 832 00:54:31,968 --> 00:54:34,427 - Oh, hello, Fanny, darling. - Come and have a champagne! 833 00:54:34,428 --> 00:54:35,627 Oh, I'm so sorry! 834 00:54:35,628 --> 00:54:39,828 - Excuse me. Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 835 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:44,987 - This... - There you are. 836 00:54:44,988 --> 00:54:48,588 - Yes, thank you. - That's all right.I... 837 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:51,467 Are you one of those bright young things? 838 00:54:51,468 --> 00:54:53,667 Oh, I don't know. Would you like me to be? 839 00:54:53,668 --> 00:54:55,368 Not particularly. 840 00:54:57,758 --> 00:54:59,438 - So, uh... - Fanny! 841 00:54:59,998 --> 00:55:01,667 - Yes? - Let's talk about... 842 00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,647 It's time, everyone's sitting down. 843 00:55:04,868 --> 00:55:07,187 Yes, can we just, um, chat, Fanny? 844 00:55:07,188 --> 00:55:09,537 Well, we will later - you have to say hello to everyone. 845 00:55:13,318 --> 00:55:14,318 Come on! 846 00:55:16,838 --> 00:55:17,838 Get in! 847 00:55:22,368 --> 00:55:24,798 Well... What do you think? 848 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,419 It's better than Louisa's, isn't it? 849 00:55:26,439 --> 00:55:27,669 There's that at least. 850 00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:29,289 I say, has anyone seen Linda? 851 00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:32,141 - Shh, shh, shh! - I need to start my speech. 852 00:55:32,328 --> 00:55:35,012 Darling, you'd better get out and be the bride. 853 00:55:35,013 --> 00:55:36,156 I know, I know. 854 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:38,147 Can we just stay for a second longer 855 00:55:38,148 --> 00:55:40,637 and just... chat and catch up? 856 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:42,237 Your train's poking out - 857 00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:44,592 it's going to be quite obvious you're in here. 858 00:55:44,593 --> 00:55:45,377 Darling, 859 00:55:45,378 --> 00:55:49,278 in my bitter determination to grow up... 860 00:55:49,918 --> 00:55:53,027 ...I'd forgotten we'd have to stop being children. 861 00:55:53,028 --> 00:55:54,277 Yes, there is that. 862 00:55:54,278 --> 00:55:56,867 Can we still be toothless old maids together? 863 00:55:56,868 --> 00:55:58,667 Not really - you just got married! 864 00:56:01,318 --> 00:56:04,387 Oh, dear. I'm feeling a bit lost. 865 00:56:04,388 --> 00:56:05,388 Oh. 866 00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:08,037 Are there really to be no more Christmases 867 00:56:08,038 --> 00:56:09,437 at Alconleigh? 868 00:56:09,438 --> 00:56:11,138 Linda! 869 00:56:16,478 --> 00:56:18,978 Get out of there at once! 870 00:56:20,068 --> 00:56:23,268 Tony's about to make his speech. 871 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:05,518 Ah, there she is. Speak of the devil. 872 00:57:07,998 --> 00:57:09,347 Come on, girl, get over here. 873 00:57:09,348 --> 00:57:11,148 ♪ My baby loves me 874 00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:13,247 ♪ I'm so happy 875 00:57:13,248 --> 00:57:16,248 ♪ Happy makes me a modern girl 876 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,388 ♪ Took my money 877 00:57:18,948 --> 00:57:22,397 ♪ And bought a TV... ♪ Go on. 878 00:57:22,398 --> 00:57:24,498 I love you. 879 00:57:25,478 --> 00:57:28,178 Er, when I first met Linda, 880 00:57:28,678 --> 00:57:31,787 she told me she was an Honourable, 881 00:57:31,788 --> 00:57:33,537 the daughter of a baron, 882 00:57:33,538 --> 00:57:35,738 spoke fluent French... 883 00:57:39,468 --> 00:57:43,268 ...and rode to hounds with the Bicester. 884 00:57:47,878 --> 00:57:49,797 And I knew, right off the bat, 885 00:57:49,798 --> 00:57:51,587 she was hellbent on marrying me. 886 00:57:53,758 --> 00:57:56,197 Despite all that, I still managed to fall for her! 887 00:57:57,988 --> 00:58:00,357 Erm, you see, I think what... 888 00:58:00,358 --> 00:58:04,067 ...what sealed the deal, as we say in banking... 889 00:58:06,758 --> 00:58:08,438 ♪ I'm so happy 890 00:58:08,678 --> 00:58:10,358 ♪ Happy makes me 891 00:58:10,398 --> 00:58:12,078 ♪ A modern girl 892 00:58:12,128 --> 00:58:13,808 ♪ Took my money 893 00:58:13,918 --> 00:58:16,218 ♪ And bought a doughnut 894 00:58:16,428 --> 00:58:19,487 ♪ The hole's the size of this entire world 895 00:58:19,488 --> 00:58:21,168 ♪ My whole life 896 00:58:23,518 --> 00:58:26,917 ♪ Was like a picture of a sunny day 897 00:58:26,918 --> 00:58:28,598 ♪ My whole life 898 00:58:30,828 --> 00:58:34,728 ♪ Looked like the picture of a sunny day 899 00:58:49,378 --> 00:58:51,178 ♪ My baby loves me 900 00:58:51,358 --> 00:58:53,038 ♪ I'm so angry 901 00:58:53,388 --> 00:58:56,388 ♪ Anger makes me a modern girl 902 00:58:56,748 --> 00:58:58,428 ♪ Took my money 903 00:58:58,668 --> 00:59:00,837 ♪ I couldn't buy nothin' 904 00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:04,238 ♪ I'm sick of this brave new world 905 00:59:04,358 --> 00:59:06,038 ♪ My whole life 906 00:59:08,028 --> 00:59:11,517 ♪ Was like the picture of a sunny day 907 00:59:11,518 --> 00:59:13,198 ♪ My whole life 908 00:59:15,358 --> 00:59:19,558 ♪ Looked like the picture of a sunny day. ♪ 67263

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