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(relaxing music)
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- Ethan, I really wanted to thank you
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for taking this time to
connect with me again.
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I know that you've been so busy with work,
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and I know things have
been picking up for you.
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The fact that you were able
to take this time to really,
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- Yeah, me too.
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I'm glad we could connect again and stuff.
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- Things have been getting a little bit
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better for me too, you know?
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- Thanks for coming in tonight.
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I will leave your check here, and I will
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take care of that for you
whenever you're ready.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
- Sure.
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- She was really wonderful.
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- [Ethan] Yeah, she was great.
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- We should tip her really well.
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- [Ethan] Oh.
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Yeah, okay.
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Oh, boy.
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- Work's been really well.
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- [Ethan] Oh gosh, though.
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Would you mind, baby, just
this time covering it?
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- I never expect you to have to cover me.
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I'm grateful for any time we have.
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We can go Dutch.
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I really don't need
you to pay for my half.
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- I'm going to need
you to go a hundo-Dutch
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this time, like, just solo-Dutch.
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But you did order the tiramisu, so really,
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that's on you anyway, you know?
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- Excuse me.
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- Yes.
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Do you take Mobile Pay?
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- We do not, no, I'm sorry.
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- Sorry, that was a dumb question.
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I'm so sorry.
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You have credit cards, baby.
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Hey.
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Don't embarrass us again like that, okay?
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Wow.
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- I'm sorry.
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- I'm going to try not to
keep you here too much longer.
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I do want to get this meeting wrapped up.
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- Yeah, I'll be-
- Finally.
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- Oh, we have a stupid meeting right now.
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Yeah, no, it's all right, just Ted.
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Okay.
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Oh my god, no way.
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(woman laughing)
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- Would you like to join us?
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- Hey, Ted, seriously?
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- Yeah, we all have lives, too.
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- Yeah, no, sorry.
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- Goodbye.
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- Awesome, all right, see you later, bye.
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- Thank you.
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The last thing that I needed to go over,
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based on the comment cards
from the customers this month.
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- It's heavy.
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- Oh, sorry.
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I need to announce that Stacy
is our Employee of the Month.
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- Oh, again?
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Just kidding, it happens every month.
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- I'll just kind of mention
as we're wrapping up here,
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I am considering implementing
an employee dress code.
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- Why, Ted?
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No.
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- This is just a general announcement.
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This might be in the works.
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I'm just talking about professional dress.
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That's all talking about.
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- What?
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No.
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- We can talk later.
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- No, why would we meet later?
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No, we're all here right now.
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- I will make an announcement-
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- Is this because Autumn
looks like a tool?
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- This has nothing to do with Autumn.
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- [Stacy] So, it has to do with me?
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- [Ted] No, I'm not singling anybody out,
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is what I'm trying to-
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- This is my body shaming boss,
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who thinks that my god-given
body is disgusting.
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- I'm talking about anybody's body.
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I'm just trying to uphold a certain
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professional standard for everyone.
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- Ted, you let Stacy dress
the way Stacy wants to dress.
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I look forward to that every day.
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- [Stacy] Thank you, Roy.
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- Okay, I'm just going to wrap
up this meeting right now.
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I just need one more thing for Autumn.
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I just need to let you know someone
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took a dump and kind of missed the bowl.
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So, if you could clean that up
real quick, that'd be great.
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Thank you so much, thank
you everyone, great meeting.
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- Hey, I'd stay and help you with that,
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but I really got to go.
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But I love you, okay?
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Sorry.
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- I got to go too, but
not as bad as that guy.
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(Roy laughing)
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- He was clearly very disturbed.
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And so I definitely knew
that we needed to focus on-
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- Hey, can I have these?
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Yeah, they're good, I want 'em, so.
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Go on.
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- So yeah, so I guess her
dog died two weeks ago,
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so it was very, very apparent that
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she needed some lower back-
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- Jimmy, what's up, man?
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Get the fuck outta here.
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No.
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- Hey, Autumn.
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- Hi.
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- Hey, can I borrow a dollar?
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Like, maybe?
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Yeah, that's it, thank you.
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- [Ethan] Hey.
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- Hey.
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(upbeat dance music)
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Is everything okay?
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- [Ethan] Yeah, everything's good.
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- It's really loud.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Where are you?
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- [Ethan] Yeah, oh, I'm
at work, I'm at work.
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- Oh, okay, I just thought we
were gonna hang out tonight.
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- [Ethan] Yeah, no it's Jan's
birthday and stuff over here.
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I mean, we're going to
hang out still, but.
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- Oh, okay, so five, 10 minutes?
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- [Ethan] Yeah, no, I mean,
I'll be there in an hour.
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Give me an hour, or so.
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- Oh.
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- [Ethan] It's Jan's birthday.
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- Oh, okay.
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And that's who is in the background?
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- [Ethan] No, that's Chastity.
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- Oh.
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Okay.
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- [Ethan] Hey, I got gotta go.
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Jiminy tits!
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- Oh.
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(Autumn sighing)
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(phone vibrating)
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Hello?
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(upbeat dance music)
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Hello?
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- [Ethan] Ah shit, I butt-dialed her.
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- Hey, bitch.
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- Hey.
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- Wanna go get something to eat?
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- Ah, not tonight, I am beat.
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I have been tired the past three days.
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- Oh, my god.
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Autumn, I think you might be pregnant.
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- What?
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- Hear me out.
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You've been really tired,
you've been super bloated.
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- Oh my god, you noticed, too?
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- Not to mention you have
this amazing glow about you.
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- Oh, thanks.
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- And your tits are huge.
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- They're really sore.
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- Yeah, they look super swollen.
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Hopefully it's nothing.
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- It's nothing.
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- But you should come over to my house.
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I have extra pregnancy
tests, just in case.
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- You'd let me use one
of your pregnancy tests?
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- I want you to come over and
use one of my pregnancy tests.
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What if you find out that it's positive?
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You need your best friend there with you.
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And I mean, it's probably nothing.
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- Yeah, I get like this one I have gluten.
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I swell up.
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- Yeah, exactly, so you probably just
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ate gluten, it's totally fine.
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But if it is something,
we need to find out.
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But then again, weight gain
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is really normal around your age.
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All right, well come meet me up on my car.
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(soft, bright music)
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Hey, bitch.
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I was gonna borrow your favorite shirt
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to go into the color run today, okay?
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Is that cool?
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- Okay.
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- It's probably going to get ruined.
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It's the one with the tassels.
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- Okay.
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(Stacy groaning)
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- Autumn, are you kidding me?
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This is your favorite shirt,
despite how ugly it is.
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You can't just let people walk
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all over you and treat you like crap.
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What I meant to say, is in nine months,
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you're about to have this
come out of your vagina.
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Do you think it's going to be easy?
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Do you think it's just
going to walk on out?
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No, you have to force
it out, Autumn, okay?
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You gotta stop letting people shit on you.
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Ethan shits on you, our boss shits on you.
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Birds shit on you, Autumn.
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Everyone shits on you, and it sucks.
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So, you need to grow a
pair and tell the world,
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nah, nuh-uh, no, no-no.
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The baby deserves to have a strong mommy,
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and you have to do that.
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- Okay.
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- Stop fighting with me,
it's bad for the baby.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Apology accepted.
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- I'm gonna have a child.
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I have to support a child.
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My parents are going to be so proud now,
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because not only did I
not go to medical school,
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I became a masseuse, got
pregnant, had a child
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with Ethan, and you know what?
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My parents, they think
I just touch people.
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We go on family reunions,
they say, what does Autumn do?
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Oh, she touches people.
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- Well, you do touch people for
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your living, so they're not wrong.
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Okay.
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Um, excuse me?
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This is a hand-blown
glass coaster from Mexico.
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Don't put your piss-stick all over it.
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Coasters are for drinks.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Anyways, you need to tell Ethan.
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You should call him and tell him.
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Just rip it off like a band-aid.
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- Oh my god, we were doing so well.
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- Were you?
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- You think I should call him?
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- Oh yeah.
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I would not tell him in person.
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Oh, god no.
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- Why not?
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It'd make it more genuine, right?
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- No, are you kidding?
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Haven't you ever seen
those murder mystery shows?
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Women will tell their husbands
that they're pregnant,
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and then they wind up dead, Autumn.
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No mystery there, the husbands did it.
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- Oh my god, I don't want to die.
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- Tell him, let him absorb
it, let him calm down.
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- Okay, I'll call him.
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It'll be fine.
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- Oh yeah, and then, you
guys can live together
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happily ever after, and shit like that.
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- This could fix everything.
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- Well, yeah, it's a good
thing to be positive.
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(seatbelts clicking)
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Not going to start this
car until you call him.
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- It's ringing.
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- Yeah.
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Is he answering?
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- It's still ring, hello?
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Hey babe.
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I kind of need to talk to you
about something important.
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Do you mind turning it off, or muting it?
266
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,880
Yeah, you can turn it down.
267
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,380
One notch is fine.
268
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,320
Anyways, so, everything is fine.
269
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,470
I just have some really exciting news.
270
00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:51,650
- Don't lie to him.
271
00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:52,480
Don't lie.
272
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:56,620
- I'm pregnant.
273
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:04,050
- Did he hang up?
274
00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:06,850
- No, no, it's just spotty service.
275
00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:10,260
The house has horrible service across it.
276
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,110
In fact, the whole area.
277
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,660
- Yeah, okay, that's fine.
278
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,740
But then why isn't he calling you back?
279
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,580
- It's the bad service, he probably
280
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:22,940
is trying, and it won't connect.
281
00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:25,860
- Okay, so you just gave him
like huge life-changing news,
282
00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:29,090
and he's not trying to find a
good area to call you back in?
283
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:31,310
- He was preoccupied, he was in his spot.
284
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,640
- Oh yeah, okay.
285
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,380
Well, call him back.
286
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,990
- Okay.
- It connected once before,
287
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,430
it should be able to connect again.
288
00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:40,480
You should be able to,
289
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:44,530
- Well, unless the service is just iffy.
290
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,030
- Yeah, we'll see.
291
00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,350
Sent to voicemail?
292
00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,680
- Yeah, it's just bad service.
293
00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,510
- Hmm.
294
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:05,140
Okay, well I guess we'll
just have to go there, then.
295
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,120
(engine humming)
296
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,280
(Autumn sighing)
297
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,280
- I am safe.
298
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,390
I am protected.
299
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,650
I am going to be okay.
300
00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,320
I'm gonna die.
301
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,580
No, I'm not gonna die, I'm fine.
302
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,410
I am safe.
303
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,130
Okay.
304
00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:36,210
(soft, bright music)
305
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,720
(door lock clicking)
306
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,620
Ethan?
307
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,770
(door clanging)
308
00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,600
Ethan?
309
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,270
(door clanging)
310
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,040
No.
311
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,780
No.
312
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:11,400
(box rustling)
313
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:15,750
Ethan?
314
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,770
(door lock clicking)
315
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,100
Ethan, I'm home.
316
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,230
Why is my stuff outside?
317
00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,100
And this isn't everything.
318
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,190
Can we please talk?
319
00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:31,280
We can work this out.
320
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,890
Can you please just let
me in, and I can sit down,
321
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:36,800
and we can talk about
this, and we can find out
322
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,030
how we can make this work, please?
323
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:43,450
I see you in there, please, can you just,
324
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:47,140
(Autumn groaning)
325
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:55,450
(cellphone vibrating)
326
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:58,540
(soft, bright music)
327
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,750
- Are you serious?
328
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,910
(cellphone vibrating)
329
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:16,260
(Autumn sighing)
330
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,320
Okay.
331
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,280
(keys jingling)
332
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,770
Okay.
333
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,610
Where's my toothbrush?
334
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,370
(toothbrush rattling)
335
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,680
What am I supposed to do with this?
336
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:45,350
(Autumn softly sobbing)
337
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,630
(box thudding)
338
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,970
(Autumn softly sobbing)
339
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,780
(box rustling)
340
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:44,150
(soft, bright music)
341
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,710
- Get in, bitch.
342
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,810
What's all this?
343
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:10,300
- All this is the remnants of my stuff,
344
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:15,510
along with globs of cat
hair from his stupid cat.
345
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:19,440
- So, he didn't take it well?
346
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,880
- No, he left this outside,
347
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,650
and he freaking changed the locks.
348
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:25,830
- He changed the locks?
349
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:26,800
- Yes.
350
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,790
- Like, already?
351
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:29,620
Wow.
352
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,740
He changed the locks in half an hour?
353
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,270
I mean, even my record is 45 minutes.
354
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:40,060
He had to have had help, there's no way.
355
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,780
Okay, sorry, you're upset about this.
356
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,610
Want to talk about it?
357
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:49,150
- I have no Ethan, I have minimal stuff.
358
00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:55,130
But I have a baby that somehow I'm gonna
359
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,470
have to provide for, and I have nothing.
360
00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:03,290
I have to be a mother, and
I have no freaking father.
361
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,360
- Fuck Ethan.
362
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,460
I'll be the father of your kid.
363
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,340
You don't need Ethan.
364
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,680
And fuck your stuff.
365
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,680
You can get new clothes and
not have to wear the things
366
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,680
that you've been wearing
for the last 10 years.
367
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,450
You can just completely revamp
that thing you call style.
368
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,380
(Autumn sighing)
369
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,120
- I don't have money to mess around,
370
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,620
I don't have money to revamp my style.
371
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,000
- We're definitely taking Ethan
372
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,580
to court to get you some child support.
373
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,960
I think you're going to get more support
374
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,000
from Ethan by taking him to court
375
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,710
than you would have if he just
volunteered to be the dad.
376
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:38,680
- I don't want to have to go to court.
377
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,730
I don't want to have to do any of that.
378
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:44,450
You know how I am in front
of big groups of people.
379
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,280
- Yeah, you get gassy.
380
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,720
I know that you have a lot on your mind,
381
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,500
and you're probably worrying about, like,
382
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,290
oh, how am I going to be a good mom
383
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,470
when I can't even take care of myself,
384
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,270
and I have no car, and now I'm homeless?
385
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,140
- I have a lot on my mind,
I don't have all my stuff,
386
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:05,040
let alone baby clothes, and I
don't have any place to stay.
387
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,740
- You can live at my house.
388
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,490
I mean, not for forever.
389
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:11,260
I'll make some Pinboards
about how to be a good mom.
390
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:16,030
And then maybe the two of us
together can make a great mom.
391
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,630
Just remember the ground rules.
392
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:21,340
If you see a sock on the
door, knock first, okay?
393
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,450
You can come in, but warning knock.
394
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,460
- Sock means knock.
395
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,830
- Sock means, I'm boning.
396
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:31,580
(soft acoustic guitar music)
397
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:37,500
(Autumn sighing and groaning)
398
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:57,120
(Autumn sighing)
399
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:09,540
(Autumn sighing)
400
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:16,360
(Autumn sighing)
401
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,080
(cup rustling)
402
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,910
(button clicking)
403
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,930
(grinder whirring)
404
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:37,060
(stove clicking)
405
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,150
(soft, bright music)
406
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,460
(Autumn gasping)
407
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,180
(Man moaning)
408
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,260
- Bro, oh my.
409
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,800
- Oh, I am so sorry.
410
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:56,830
- Good morning.
411
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:57,660
- Oh.
412
00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,100
Coffee?
413
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:04,250
(Man sighing)
414
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,820
- Yeah.
415
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:06,740
- It's hot.
416
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,380
Oh.
417
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,800
- Well aware.
418
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,880
(both laughing)
419
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,740
Is there any cream in this?
420
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:18,220
- No, did you want me to get you some?
421
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,590
- No, I actually prefer
without, so it's good.
422
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,860
Just trying to watch
the now-burning figure.
423
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:26,610
(Autumn sighing)
424
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,490
- It's Ethiopian.
425
00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:36,140
- It was nice to meet you.
426
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,390
- Yeah.
427
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:40,220
- Listen, I'm just gonna head out.
428
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:42,580
- Okay.
- It was nice meeting you.
429
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,660
- Yeah, yeah.
430
00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:47,510
- Just tell Sandra,
431
00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:53,160
I'll bring the cup back.
432
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,180
- Oh, that's nice of you.
433
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,630
- [Man] Yeah, yeah.
434
00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:57,610
- Do you want pants?
435
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,860
It's cold outside.
436
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,440
- I prefer without.
437
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:05,350
(soft, slow music)
438
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,210
(Autumn sighing)
439
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,390
(Stacy groaning)
440
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,690
(Stacy sighing)
441
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,880
- That coffee looks so good.
442
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,550
(Stacy sighing)
443
00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:35,650
It's perfect.
444
00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:38,520
(air whistling)
445
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,770
- Who was that?
446
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,250
- Who was what?
447
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,080
- The guy?
448
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,200
- What guy?
449
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,780
- The man, the boy.
450
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,550
- Oh, the boy, yeah.
451
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,700
After you fell asleep
last night, I got bored,
452
00:23:56,700 --> 00:24:00,840
and so I went over to
one of the frat parties,
453
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,980
and I found this cute little boy.
454
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,070
He's so dumb.
455
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,320
So adorable.
456
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,990
- What was his name?
457
00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:12,490
- Oh, good question.
458
00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:15,220
Craig?
459
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,720
- Oh.
- No, definitely not Craig.
460
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,640
Oh, Carlos.
461
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:25,060
Definitely, probably Carlos, yeah.
462
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,280
- Definitely looked like a Carlos.
463
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,000
I've been thinking, and
really, I need to make sure
464
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,960
that you know how much I appreciate you.
465
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,630
I don't know where I'd be if
I wasn't able to stay here.
466
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,250
So, thank you so much for
letting me crash here.
467
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,590
- You can stay for as
long as you need to, okay?
468
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:49,420
- You're amazing.
469
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:51,670
- But rent is due tomorrow.
470
00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:57,360
So, if you could help out any way
471
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,900
that you could with that,
that'd be great, 'kay?
472
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,460
- Oh, definitely.
473
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,020
- Rent's $700, so if we could just
474
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,780
cut it right down the
middle, that'd be great.
475
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:07,620
If you need me to drive you to an ATM,
476
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:10,620
or something, I can totally do that.
477
00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:13,960
- Definitely, I can do that.
478
00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:16,610
- Thank you so much for offering.
479
00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:18,360
- Oh, no problem.
480
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,780
- It means a lot.
481
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,870
Ooo, that's hot.
482
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:27,200
So, are you still really
bummed out, really sad?
483
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,980
- I wouldn't call it sad at this point.
484
00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:35,980
Just, every time I think of
him, and I picture his face,
485
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:40,580
there's just this knot,
like a deep, visceral knot.
486
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,470
And then, I start thinking more about him,
487
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:46,190
and then it just gets tighter.
488
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,100
- You're pissed off?
489
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:48,940
- Yeah.
490
00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:51,570
Yeah, I'm pissed off.
491
00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:52,740
What kind of person?
492
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,600
I mean, I understand commitment problems
493
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,350
and getting cold feet, maybe-
494
00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:58,430
- No, I don't understand.
495
00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:01,440
- But a child?
496
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,690
It's his child.
497
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,650
I don't like feeling like this.
498
00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,410
I don't like feeling like this at all.
499
00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:08,820
- You don't deserve it.
500
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:10,400
- No, I don't deserve it.
501
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,320
You know who deserves it?
502
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,320
He deserves it.
503
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,410
- He deserves to feel this way.
504
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:16,360
- He needs to feel all the pain.
505
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,680
He needs to feel the frustration.
506
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,360
He needs to miss me.
507
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,190
- Yeah.
508
00:26:21,190 --> 00:26:23,210
- I want him to feel this way.
509
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:26,910
- Yeah, if only there was
something we could do.
510
00:26:26,910 --> 00:26:29,570
(Stacy sighing)
511
00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:32,490
- Oh, we should get back at him.
512
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,830
- Oh my gosh, what a good idea.
513
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:36,410
- We should totally get back at him.
514
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,410
- Yeah, that'd be great.
515
00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:42,540
But what could we do?
516
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:46,630
- I could go to his house,
I could kink his hose,
517
00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:51,480
and then he wouldn't be
able to water his plants.
518
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,280
- Yeah, but we don't want to
punish the plants, Autumn.
519
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,230
Are you a monster?
520
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:57,230
- No.
521
00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:59,270
- They didn't do anything.
522
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:03,190
- We can write, you are
a terrible human being,
523
00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:06,710
and then stick it on his car windshield.
524
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:09,560
And then, he'll read
it and internalize it.
525
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,890
- No, do this one again.
526
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:11,720
- Sorry.
527
00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:14,020
More jelly?
528
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,260
- To the edges, Autumn.
529
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,750
- Oh.
530
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:17,970
- God.
531
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:18,830
- More surface area.
532
00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:20,740
- We're human beings.
533
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,230
- Yeah.
534
00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:24,500
- I like your idea of
the whole note thing.
535
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,270
What if we write a note of him
536
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:30,270
threatening to bomb the White House?
537
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,270
- Stacy.
538
00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:35,480
- Wouldn't it be funny?
539
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,310
We could frame him for a cold-case murder,
540
00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:42,400
and then we can call the
police and tip them off.
541
00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,580
(Autumn sighing)
542
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,410
- No?
543
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,500
Oh, I don't know what
you're going for here,
544
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,930
because I keep coming up
with all these great ideas
545
00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:52,100
and you keep just shooting them down.
546
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,330
- I need to make him jealous.
547
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:55,100
- Yeah, okay.
548
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,340
- Tinder.
549
00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:59,090
I can make a fake Tinder profile.
550
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,630
He would see me, and then he
would think I have moved on.
551
00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:07,910
- Yeah, that'd be so badass and hardcore.
552
00:28:07,910 --> 00:28:11,220
What if, oh my god, Autumn, seriously.
553
00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,800
Can you pay attention to this?
554
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,290
This is meal prep for me, this is my lunch
555
00:28:14,290 --> 00:28:16,920
for the week, and you're
gonna ruin it for me.
556
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,750
- I'm sorry.
557
00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:21,250
- I'm not gonna enjoy eating
these sandwiches at all.
558
00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:24,970
- I could call his mom,
and I could tell her
559
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:28,600
that he's been using her credit card.
560
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,980
- I'm feeding off of your energy,
561
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,040
think we're going in the same direction.
562
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,280
- Okay.
563
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,850
- So, we open a bunch of credit cards
564
00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:38,100
in his name, and then max them all out.
565
00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:41,500
- Okay.
- Right?
566
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,420
- Maybe.
567
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,090
No, because then he would never
568
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,560
be able to have another house.
569
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,390
- So?
570
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,270
- No.
571
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:56,220
- Hear me out because
this one, we could run
572
00:28:56,220 --> 00:29:01,200
into some snags, but we
upload a bunch of kiddie porn
573
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,860
onto Ethan's computer at work.
574
00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:04,690
(Stacy chuckling)
575
00:29:04,690 --> 00:29:06,780
And then, we tip the boss,
or something like that.
576
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,370
And then, they find it, and then he goes
577
00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:09,950
to jail for a really long time.
578
00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:12,730
And then, everybody knows
what a douchebag is.
579
00:29:12,730 --> 00:29:17,380
We'd be exposing the IP
address of the kiddie porn.
580
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,700
Do you like it?
581
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:19,530
- Oh.
582
00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:21,320
Yeah.
583
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:24,000
- Okay, so, you're in?
584
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,440
You're in with the kiddie porn?
585
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,400
- No.
586
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,230
No, no.
587
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,290
(Autumn sighing)
588
00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:36,640
- I guess all my ideas are
just too hardcore for you.
589
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,140
- Actually, I do have an idea.
590
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:43,880
You need to start checking your pockets.
591
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,380
- Oh forgot I had this.
592
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:49,380
(necklace rattling)
593
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,340
- Oh, shit.
594
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,190
- What?
595
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,720
- My grandma's necklace.
596
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,350
- What about it?
597
00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:04,090
- It's at Ethan's.
598
00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:04,920
- Oh.
599
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,470
- It's the frickin' family heirloom.
600
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:09,360
She would turn over in her grave
601
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,950
if she knew that I lost that thing.
602
00:30:11,950 --> 00:30:15,250
- You haven't lost it,
you know where it is.
603
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,820
- I'm gonna have to go back and get it.
604
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,750
- No.
605
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,530
So, you're just going
to go back over there
606
00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:22,630
and ask him to give you back the necklace?
607
00:30:22,630 --> 00:30:26,180
- Yeah, I'll have to go
back and and see him.
608
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,800
- You are not ready to see him.
609
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,260
- No, I think that would be good.
610
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:32,640
- Let's just go ahead and role
play that real quick, okay?
611
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,200
I'm going to be Ethan, 'kay?
612
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,470
You ready?
613
00:30:35,470 --> 00:30:36,690
Ready, we're gonna role play?
614
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:39,150
- Okay.
- All right.
615
00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:42,330
Oh, hey, what's up, baby mama?
616
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:46,020
I was just jerking off,
'cause I'm a douchebag,
617
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:49,710
and, big surprise girl, I miss you,
618
00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:54,710
and I want to try to work
on things and have a family.
619
00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:55,930
- Oh, my god.
620
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,800
You think he'll want me back?
621
00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,630
- [Stacy] What?
622
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:00,470
No.
623
00:31:00,470 --> 00:31:01,720
- No, this would be perfect.
624
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,280
He needs to be able to see me again,
625
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,180
'cause that's what it is,
that's what's missing.
626
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,650
He needs to see me right there,
627
00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:09,380
in person, in the same space as him.
628
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:11,950
Then, he's gonna miss me,
and then he'll want me-
629
00:31:11,950 --> 00:31:13,940
- No, you don't want him back.
630
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,030
We should just go get it back.
631
00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:17,210
Just go into the house when he's
632
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,410
not home and just get it back.
633
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:22,340
- That's breaking and entering.
634
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:23,900
- No. You used to live there.
635
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:24,730
- I used to.
636
00:31:24,730 --> 00:31:26,000
- So, just because he changed the locks,
637
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,580
you don't live there anymore?
638
00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,420
- Yes.
639
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:33,860
- This could be the perfect
way to get back at him.
640
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:34,930
- Breaking in?
641
00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:37,240
- He loses all his stuff, there's
no way to trace it back to
642
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,130
you, because mine and your DNA
is all over the place anyway.
643
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,040
So, even if they did forensics,
644
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,270
- Wait, why's your DNA all over there?
645
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,240
- 'Cause I would hang out with you
646
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,700
all the time, and I'm
a really bad shedder.
647
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:51,980
- Yes.
648
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:54,670
- When he's at work,
we'll sneak over there,
649
00:31:54,670 --> 00:31:56,820
and then we can use my heist kit.
650
00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:57,650
- A heist?
651
00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:59,570
No, no.
- And make it
652
00:31:59,570 --> 00:32:02,070
look like no one ever came in.
653
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,170
- He does owe me a lot of money.
654
00:32:06,170 --> 00:32:07,070
He kicked me out, and he owes me
655
00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:09,150
a shit-ton of money, and
he's got my necklace.
656
00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:12,290
(soft music)
657
00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:16,780
- What if we tunnel up
through the fireplace,
658
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:19,120
and then come out when he's not home,
659
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,570
and then it's like we were never there.
660
00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:22,440
And then, if we ever need to come back,
661
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,220
we have a perfectly good working tunnel.
662
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:26,060
(Stacy sighing)
663
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:28,480
- You don't like any of my ideas.
664
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,570
Okay, this one, I think you'll like.
665
00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:34,600
So, we get a jackhammer,
jackhammer has septic tank
666
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,600
so shit just comes,
667
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,430
(Stacy snorting)
668
00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,790
out of the ground.
669
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,680
Ethan runs out like, oh
no, what's happening?
670
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,840
And then, we sneak in the
back door, get what we need.
671
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,740
(hands clapping)
(fingers snapping)
672
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:45,970
We were never there.
673
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:46,950
- Stacy.
674
00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:47,780
- What?
675
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,540
I mean, it's probably going to be gross,
676
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:51,780
but we'll wear hazmat suits.
677
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:55,260
- Where are you getting all these ideas?
678
00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:59,260
- Oh, I have a whole Pinboard
on how to do a heist.
679
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:03,220
- All these ideas are on the internet,
680
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,420
associated with your name.
681
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:07,330
- Yeah, that's what a Pinboard is.
682
00:33:07,330 --> 00:33:08,320
- You know the government's gonna
683
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,020
start tracking your Pinboard.
684
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:10,850
You gotta be careful.
685
00:33:10,850 --> 00:33:11,880
(Stacy sighing)
686
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,960
- That's why I named it, Not A Heist.
687
00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:16,720
Duh.
688
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,130
- All right, thank you all so much
689
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,250
for coming to my weekend workshop.
690
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,700
If you've done any
research, then you will know
691
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,280
that I am Geoffrey LeMaze III.
692
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:31,090
- You're the founder of
this, it's named after you.
693
00:33:31,090 --> 00:33:35,260
- I am the great-great
grandson of Geoffrey LeMaze.
694
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,610
So, this class is a little bit different.
695
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:41,580
This is a Lamaze class.
696
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,430
You all have a little being inside of you,
697
00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:45,420
and they're lost, and
they are just searchin',
698
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:48,290
wall-to-wall, tryin' to get out of there.
699
00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:51,660
They're in a little maze, I like to say.
700
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,480
So, we're going to assist with that.
701
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,720
We're going to help him or her
702
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,550
find their way out of your vagine.
703
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:01,720
(Joffrey chuckling)
704
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,720
How far along are you?
705
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,900
You are glowing.
706
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,690
(Geoffrey chuckling)
707
00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:07,160
- Thanks, I'm not even pregnant.
708
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,350
That's just my natural glow.
709
00:34:09,350 --> 00:34:10,830
- Really?
710
00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,120
Wow.
711
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,520
'Cause I'm feeling something.
712
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,350
(Geoffrey chuckling)
713
00:34:14,350 --> 00:34:15,250
- She brought me.
714
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,740
I'm pregnant.
715
00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:17,990
- You're, okay.
716
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:20,940
That's great.
717
00:34:22,050 --> 00:34:24,200
What about over here?
718
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,030
- Number four.
719
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:26,330
- [Stacy] What?
720
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,700
- Let's go ahead and get started
721
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,050
on these breathing exercises, okay?
722
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:33,970
Let's start with the
standard in and out, okay?
723
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,900
(students inhaling)
724
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,730
And out.
725
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:43,200
(Autumn loudly exhaling)
726
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,660
Good god, woman, you
sound like a horror movie.
727
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,680
(Geoffrey sighing and wheezing)
728
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,590
In and out.
729
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,560
You are doing great.
730
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,670
(Geoffrey chuckling)
731
00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:54,680
- She's usually like
a really slow learner.
732
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,910
She got teased a lot in
middle school about it.
733
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,190
- Yeah, that's always rough.
734
00:34:59,190 --> 00:35:02,760
- If you tell me the duration
that I need to inhale,
735
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,140
and then if I need to hold it,
736
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:06,450
do I hold it, does that affect anything?
737
00:35:06,450 --> 00:35:08,880
- You're thinking too
much, you're stressing out.
738
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,470
I see stress all around you.
739
00:35:10,470 --> 00:35:11,300
- Yes.
740
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,650
- You need to just relax.
741
00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:14,560
Just feel the breathing.
742
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,000
It's very natural to breathe, am I right?
743
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,900
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
744
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:19,860
Very good.
745
00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:21,330
You know, I would think he's pregnant.
746
00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,370
(students chuckling)
747
00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:27,030
Those who are expecting, let's
get in position, and those
748
00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:29,930
who are supporting, let's get
in our supporting position.
749
00:35:29,930 --> 00:35:31,770
- What's the position?
750
00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,540
- You are just full of questions.
751
00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:35,560
(Geoffrey chuckling)
752
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,690
Go ahead and sit in front
of your partner over here.
753
00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:39,640
- Like?
754
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,810
- Just like everybody else in the group.
755
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,800
You just swung right over.
756
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,610
Now, we are going to do,
it's pretty advanced.
757
00:35:47,610 --> 00:35:48,820
We are going to act like you're
758
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:50,850
actually having the baby, okay?
759
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:54,120
I can tell there's just
bad energy over here.
760
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,400
I'm not feeling like you're pregnant.
761
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,410
(Autumn panting)
762
00:35:58,410 --> 00:35:59,270
- Bad energy?
763
00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:02,650
- You focus on all the bad
words, even right there.
764
00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:03,480
Yes.
765
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,160
- I mean, in her defense,
she's gonna have to raise
766
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,640
this baby all alone, because
she's an unwed single mother.
767
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,470
(class groaning)
768
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,300
- Ew.
769
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,380
Just do better, that's all.
770
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:14,000
That's all I'm saying, just do better.
771
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,900
What is your name?
772
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:15,910
- My name is Stacy.
773
00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:18,830
- You are such a supportive friend.
774
00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:20,620
I wish I was your friend.
775
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:22,230
Go and get a nice and relaxed.
776
00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:26,640
It's time, the baby's coming,
I'm coming, Stacy's coming.
777
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,470
Now,
778
00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:29,450
breathe.
779
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,620
(everyone exhaling)
780
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:33,450
In.
781
00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:35,210
(everyone inhaling)
782
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,400
Out.
783
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,460
(everyone exhaling)
784
00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:41,190
Do you want to have the baby?
785
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,020
- [Autumn] I think so.
786
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,170
- Do you want a baby?
787
00:36:43,170 --> 00:36:44,010
- [Autumn] No.
788
00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:45,620
- Yes, the answer is yes, you're here.
789
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:46,590
(Autumn wimpering)
790
00:36:46,590 --> 00:36:47,970
You need to calm down, okay?
791
00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:49,500
Calm down, no crying.
792
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,240
(Geoffrey inhaling)
793
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,500
(Autumn coughing)
794
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,870
Now, push without pushing,
do you understand me?
795
00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:56,700
- Yeah.
796
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:57,530
- Push.
797
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,530
- Autumn, do it.
798
00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:01,780
- Autumn, push.
799
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,070
- Without pushing.
800
00:37:04,070 --> 00:37:06,610
- Come on, let's go, more, more push.
801
00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:08,180
It's coming, it's coming.
802
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:09,100
Oh, my god.
803
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:14,150
It's a beautiful dead baby.
804
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:19,490
You killed the baby
because you do not care.
805
00:37:19,490 --> 00:37:22,250
You don't want to LeMaze.
806
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:24,250
He got lost and he died.
807
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,070
Get out.
808
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,240
- What?
- Out.
809
00:37:29,550 --> 00:37:30,470
- Okay, go.
810
00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:34,630
- [Geoffrey] Come back when
you're ready to have a child.
811
00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:36,460
- That was bullshit.
812
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,550
- Autumn, you never cuss.
813
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,640
- Sorry.
814
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,420
- I know, I have only
been that embarrassed,
815
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,420
like, five times in my life.
816
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:48,160
- That was not on me.
817
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,860
That was not on me.
818
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:53,420
I can't believe that I would
be kicked out of something.
819
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:55,780
He's so fucking weird.
820
00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:59,420
- Well, yeah, I mean, he's a genius.
821
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:02,440
Of course, he's going to
be a little eccentric.
822
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,370
Look, everyone else that goes to him
823
00:38:04,370 --> 00:38:07,550
is able to have a
basically-painless birth,
824
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,280
and you got kicked out of the class,
825
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,210
and you think it's a problem with him?
826
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:14,380
- Wait, Stacy, do you think it was me?
827
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:20,670
Well, I mean, I don't
think you were the issue.
828
00:38:20,670 --> 00:38:22,010
I just don't think maybe you were
829
00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,690
trying as hard as you could have?
830
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:26,610
- Oh, my god, so I was the problem.
831
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,500
- Well, I mean, yeah.
832
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,820
- Well, I'm glad I'm asking you.
833
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:33,860
'cause I guess I was
being really one-sided.
834
00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:37,420
- It seemed like you kind
of had a negative attitude.
835
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,740
- Oh, my god.
836
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:39,990
I was negative.
837
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,170
I was negative.
838
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,870
What if the negativity is coming
839
00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:50,220
from the 50% Ethan demon inside of me?
840
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:54,140
That's making me negative
and messing with my brain?
841
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:57,530
Hormones suck during pregnancy,
but what if it's even worse,
842
00:38:57,530 --> 00:39:01,340
because the chromosomes are from Ethan?
843
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,110
- Yeah, definitely.
844
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:06,150
I'm no scientist, but I would
say that that's verifiable.
845
00:39:06,150 --> 00:39:07,710
- Oh, god.
846
00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:09,300
(Stacy sighing)
847
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,270
(Autumn sighing)
848
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,510
This is going to ruin my brain chemistry
849
00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:16,020
and, potentially, all my relationships.
850
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:16,850
- Oh yeah.
851
00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:18,630
- This baby is a parasite.
852
00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:19,470
- What?
853
00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:20,470
(Autumn gasping)
854
00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:25,220
Autumn, your baby's a blessing,
even if it is from Ethan.
855
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:29,290
No, don't cry again.
856
00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:30,400
Don't.
857
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,790
Please, don't cry again, please don't.
858
00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,450
- I'm a terrible mom
859
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,580
- What, no.
860
00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:40,020
- I called my baby a parasite.
861
00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:41,930
- No, you're not a terrible mother, yet.
862
00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:43,620
We don't know that yet.
863
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:46,040
I mean, you're a terrible
pregnant lady so far.
864
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,900
- I'm a horrible pregnant lady.
865
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:51,730
- Look, that's why we're
taking these classes, okay?
866
00:39:51,730 --> 00:39:52,690
You don't need to be a good mom yet.
867
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:54,140
That's why you have nine months.
868
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:55,380
- Oh, god.
869
00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:57,010
Nine months, okay.
870
00:39:57,010 --> 00:39:58,990
I need to distract myself right now.
871
00:39:58,990 --> 00:40:00,780
I don't want to think about anything.
872
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:02,560
- And you need to stop
feeling like you're alone.
873
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,400
Remember, I am here with you.
874
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,380
What did we used to talk
about before the pregnancy?
875
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:07,750
- Not LeMaze.
876
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,790
- Oh, that gun, I'm
going to get a new gun.
877
00:40:09,790 --> 00:40:11,770
It's going to be like, brat-tat-tat-tat.
878
00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:13,600
It's gonna be so cool.
879
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,150
Well, anyways, what you need
to do is just focus on the baby
880
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:21,390
and stop worrying so much about yourself,
881
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:24,140
stop worrying about Ethan.
882
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:25,450
What's wrong?
883
00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:26,280
- What?
884
00:40:27,430 --> 00:40:28,270
- What?
885
00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:30,000
- What?
886
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,320
What
887
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,150
the fuck!
888
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,860
He's in a relationship.
889
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:42,110
Ethan is in a relationship?
890
00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:43,940
- That son of a bitch.
891
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:46,590
- That's it.
892
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,060
He's nuts.
893
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:51,040
No, we're doing this fucking heist.
894
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,880
(Stacy gasping)
895
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,640
- Really, you promise?
896
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,120
- He's not getting away with it.
897
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,290
Let's do this.
898
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:59,910
- Yeah, let's go fuck his shit up.
899
00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,110
Oh my gosh, I almost forgot.
900
00:41:02,110 --> 00:41:03,100
- What?
901
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:06,340
- There's a rager happening tonight.
902
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:07,170
- A rager?
903
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,400
- A party.
904
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,250
A shindig, a fiesta.
- Oh.
905
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:15,700
So, you want to do that
tonight instead of the heist?
906
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:16,540
- What?
907
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:17,370
No.
908
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,460
The party will be our alibi.
909
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:21,300
- Oh.
910
00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:24,910
I'm not following.
911
00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:27,730
- Okay, we go to this party.
912
00:41:27,730 --> 00:41:29,050
- [Autumn] Okay.
913
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,420
- We get into as many selfies
914
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:32,700
as we can, get on people's stories.
915
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,770
then we slip out, go do
the heist, come back,
916
00:41:35,770 --> 00:41:40,120
get documented again, and
it's like, we were never gone.
917
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,170
- Oh, my god.
918
00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:42,800
So, they think we're at the party.
919
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,890
- 'Cause we're actually
gonna be at the party.
920
00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:46,770
- Oh my god, so it's not a lie.
921
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,820
- We can even leave our
phones at the party,
922
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:51,590
so that way there's no
accessing our location.
923
00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:54,850
- No tracking location, I
like that, that's smart.
924
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:57,580
This is almost perfect.
925
00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:58,640
One problem.
926
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,980
I have no idea what Ethan's doing tonight.
927
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:04,350
He might be working, but
I have no idea what time.
928
00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:06,440
- Let me just find the number.
929
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,730
All right.
930
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,820
(soft hip-hop music)
931
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:11,650
- Hello?
932
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Hi, yeah this is Ethan's girlfriend.
933
00:42:17,170 --> 00:42:19,080
He's not answering his phone.
934
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,940
I just need to get ahold of him.
935
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:25,100
So, I was wondering if
he was working right now?
936
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:27,750
Oh, he's not working 'til five?
937
00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:30,360
That's right, I totally forgot.
938
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,740
Now I remember, yeah, he told me that
939
00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:35,240
earlier when we were together.
940
00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:36,980
'Til 10?
941
00:42:38,010 --> 00:42:40,690
All right, thank you so much, Pamela.
942
00:42:40,690 --> 00:42:41,530
Bye.
943
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,210
Now, all we need to do is
get into our heist outfits.
944
00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:49,600
(engine humming)
945
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,250
- I have some really good options
946
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:52,930
that I think you will approve of.
947
00:42:52,930 --> 00:42:56,260
It's this power suit-esque-type style.
948
00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,800
Also really good on my curves.
949
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,500
- Okay, it looks like you're gonna be
950
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,470
a Catholic school girl, so no.
951
00:43:03,470 --> 00:43:04,300
(dress rustling)
952
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,950
Next.
953
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:09,190
- Okay, so this next one, hear me out.
954
00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:10,330
- Okay.
955
00:43:10,330 --> 00:43:13,230
- This one is super important
to me, and I think it'll bring
956
00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:17,150
a really great supportive
energy with me on this heist.
957
00:43:17,150 --> 00:43:18,160
- Okay, can you just show it to me?
958
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,120
- Yes.
- Right now, I feel like
959
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,100
I'm looking up a recipe.
960
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,710
- No, okay.
961
00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:23,890
So, my mom gave this to me when I was-
962
00:43:23,890 --> 00:43:24,930
- No, mom?
963
00:43:24,930 --> 00:43:25,940
No, god no.
964
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,310
I hate moms, no.
965
00:43:27,310 --> 00:43:28,190
(dress rustling)
966
00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:30,700
Okay, so I have this jacket.
967
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:31,850
It can go,
968
00:43:31,850 --> 00:43:34,020
- Autumn, is that leather?
969
00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,760
- Yes.
970
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,600
- Real?
971
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:42,330
No, we are not doing a highest
in another being's skin.
972
00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:43,680
It's disgusting, no.
973
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,030
Next?
974
00:43:45,030 --> 00:43:46,190
- I'm all out.
975
00:43:48,270 --> 00:43:49,440
- That was all you had?
976
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,510
- [Autumn] Yeah.
977
00:43:51,510 --> 00:43:53,540
- Okay, don't worry.
978
00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:55,240
I'll worry about the outfits, okay?
979
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,590
- [Autumn] Okay, it's probably best.
980
00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:58,740
- I'll have us lookin' great.
981
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:00,850
- But I have something that I can bring
982
00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:04,440
to the table I think
you will really enjoy.
983
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,780
Close your eyes.
984
00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:08,570
'Kay, close your eyes.
- Okay.
985
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:10,230
- You have to close your eyes for this.
986
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:11,930
Close your eyes, all the way.
987
00:44:11,930 --> 00:44:14,210
- No, I know how closing
your eyes works, okay?
988
00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:15,120
- Good.
989
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,580
Okay, now wait just a second.
990
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,410
Okay, three, two, one.
991
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,190
(Stacy sighing)
992
00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:30,500
- Are you trying to be Pat Benatar?
993
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,590
- As long as I don't look like Autumn
994
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:34,460
- Well no, that's the problem.
995
00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:38,700
You look like Autumn
trying to be Pat Benatar.
996
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:40,310
Like if somebody sees
you outside of the party,
997
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:42,680
just being normal, Autumn, cool,
998
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,840
no big deal they'll
probably forget about it.
999
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,360
But if somebody sees
you outside of the party
1000
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,200
wearing a bright red, conspicuous-ass wig?
1001
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,850
They'll remember that,
even if they're drunk.
1002
00:44:51,850 --> 00:44:53,520
They'll be like, oh yeah, fuckin' Autumn
1003
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,900
was wearing that fuckin' ridiculous wig,
1004
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:58,490
and that heist happened the same night.
1005
00:44:58,490 --> 00:44:59,730
How weird is that?
1006
00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:01,770
What a coincidence.
1007
00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:03,350
- Okay, but those are a
bunch of drunk people.
1008
00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:04,690
What about cops?
1009
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,170
If a cop were to see me.
1010
00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:12,590
- If a cop were to see you
wearing a ridiculous wig
1011
00:45:12,590 --> 00:45:16,420
on the same night that
a heist was pulled off?
1012
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,190
No.
1013
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:23,960
- You know, I'm not good at this.
1014
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,800
- Didn't you get the
Pinboard that I sent you?
1015
00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:33,690
The Pinboard called Not
A Heist about the heist?
1016
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:36,780
- I have my notifications turned off.
1017
00:45:37,710 --> 00:45:40,060
- You can't be a productive
member of society
1018
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:44,400
in this day and age with your
notifications turned off.
1019
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,610
One thing that I do have for
outfits are these bandanas.
1020
00:45:47,610 --> 00:45:48,440
(Autumn gasping)
1021
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,790
- Perfect.
- These will disguise us,
1022
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,400
but we can pull them
down right afterwards,
1023
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,610
and it just looks like a cute scarf.
1024
00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:56,250
- So, I was right on the disguise part.
1025
00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:57,350
(Stacy groaning)
1026
00:45:57,350 --> 00:45:58,370
And I was right about the fact
1027
00:45:58,370 --> 00:46:00,150
that orange does not go with your skin.
1028
00:46:00,150 --> 00:46:01,200
You can't pull that off.
1029
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,840
You wear the white one.
1030
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,810
- [Autumn] I like white.
1031
00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:06,810
- You would.
1032
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:11,780
What are you doing?
1033
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:13,350
- For the disguise.
1034
00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:16,340
- We're not joining a biker gang.
1035
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,990
This is to cover the
bottom half of your face.
1036
00:46:18,990 --> 00:46:20,110
- Doesn't that make it hard to breathe?
1037
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:20,940
- Yeah.
1038
00:46:24,350 --> 00:46:27,210
But it also disguises you,
and then you can pull it down,
1039
00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:30,370
and cute, it looks like you're
just wearing a little scarf.
1040
00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:34,120
Anyways, that is what
we will be wearing, so,
1041
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,790
thank you.
1042
00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:38,320
All right.
1043
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,230
- For the heist?
1044
00:46:40,230 --> 00:46:41,340
You have stuff for the heist,
1045
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,990
because we're going to
make pickle sandwiches?
1046
00:46:43,990 --> 00:46:46,690
- What?
- Cucumber sandwiches, melons?
1047
00:46:46,690 --> 00:46:47,820
- If a melon gets in my way
1048
00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:51,010
on the heist, yeah, I'll cut a melon.
1049
00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:52,650
- Those are heist knives, then.
1050
00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:55,240
- Yeah, they're to cut anything
1051
00:46:56,090 --> 00:46:58,670
or anyone that gets in our way.
1052
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,890
- Why are they colored?
1053
00:47:02,890 --> 00:47:06,190
- Because heist knives can be cute.
1054
00:47:06,190 --> 00:47:08,940
You were raised in such a bubble.
1055
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:12,830
I got fireworks.
1056
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:13,660
- What?
1057
00:47:15,170 --> 00:47:16,000
- [Stacy] What?
1058
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
- Fireworks?
1059
00:47:18,060 --> 00:47:19,300
- Yeah, they weren't like expensive
1060
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,470
or anything, it's no big deal.
1061
00:47:21,470 --> 00:47:24,330
- Okay, you know what, I
was okay with the knives.
1062
00:47:24,330 --> 00:47:26,660
I was okay with the knives
after you explained the knives,
1063
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:29,160
but this, you need to explain.
1064
00:47:30,790 --> 00:47:32,020
- We're doing something secretive
1065
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,980
that we don't want anybody to notice.
1066
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:38,870
These, when you light them and
they go bang, make a really
1067
00:47:38,870 --> 00:47:43,290
loud noise, and they're
really bright and distracting.
1068
00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:45,890
So, we can set these
off in case we need to.
1069
00:47:45,890 --> 00:47:48,350
It's only if we need to.
1070
00:47:48,350 --> 00:47:51,270
Don't get your panties in your ass.
1071
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:55,230
- You need to promise me something.
1072
00:47:55,230 --> 00:47:58,960
That these will not end
up under someone's car,
1073
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,940
in someone's car, right
outside their window,
1074
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:06,060
in their house, in a bag
with dog poop on fire,
1075
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:08,660
like you probably would think of.
1076
00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,920
- Okay, well, that's a lot of restrictions
1077
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,010
that you're giving me,
but calm down, okay?
1078
00:48:13,010 --> 00:48:16,400
I've been lighting off fireworks
since I was fuckin' three.
1079
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,910
(Stacy sighing)
1080
00:48:17,910 --> 00:48:18,750
All right.
1081
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:21,040
We are good to go.
1082
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,270
Now, we just got to stop by the office.
1083
00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:26,260
- Well, it's already after hours.
1084
00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,400
We're not gonna be able to get in.
1085
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,230
- Oh.
1086
00:48:29,230 --> 00:48:30,820
(Stacy chuckling)
1087
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,300
I always forget that other people
1088
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:34,150
don't have a manager key card.
1089
00:48:34,150 --> 00:48:35,900
- They gave you that?
1090
00:48:36,990 --> 00:48:38,990
- I mean, I acquired it.
1091
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:42,200
- You acquired it?
1092
00:48:43,110 --> 00:48:45,430
- I have Ted wrapped
around my little finger,
1093
00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:48,840
so I'm able to get
basically whatever I want.
1094
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,750
- From Ted?
1095
00:48:51,490 --> 00:48:53,490
- Well, from Ted's desk.
1096
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:59,930
(Stacy humming)
1097
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,760
Oh, no, no.
1098
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:11,900
That looks, like, not good.
1099
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:14,030
- Oh, my god, it doesn't.
1100
00:49:14,030 --> 00:49:17,440
- It makes you look like a clown grandma.
1101
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:19,930
- You have it on.
1102
00:49:19,930 --> 00:49:23,140
- Yeah, but I don't look
like a clown grandma.
1103
00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:24,700
- Ew, oh, god.
1104
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,040
(Autumn spitting)
1105
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,650
Why won't it come off?
1106
00:49:28,650 --> 00:49:29,480
- Oh.
1107
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,120
- Why won't it come off?
1108
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,950
Stacy-
1109
00:49:31,950 --> 00:49:33,490
- It's 45 hour lipstick.
1110
00:49:33,490 --> 00:49:34,400
- What?
1111
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,370
- I paint thinner in the drawer
1112
00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:37,170
down there, if you wanted to get it.
1113
00:49:37,170 --> 00:49:39,330
That's how I take it off.
1114
00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:40,790
- With paint thinner?
1115
00:49:40,790 --> 00:49:42,500
Does it stain your lips
1116
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,440
underneath?
- Mmhmm.
1117
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,580
- What is in this?
1118
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:49,860
- I mean, it's vegan and
cruelty-free, but yeah,
1119
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:53,990
it gets down to the
fourth layer of your skin.
1120
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:58,240
We could just put the purple
lipstick over the red.
1121
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,510
- Sometimes, I wonder why my common sense
1122
00:50:03,510 --> 00:50:05,510
is not as good as yours.
1123
00:50:09,810 --> 00:50:11,280
(lock clicking)
1124
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,170
(chimes ringing)
1125
00:50:14,170 --> 00:50:15,000
(Stacy sighing)
1126
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
- All right.
1127
00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:19,240
(hushed, tense music)
1128
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:20,760
Good, it's still got some juice.
1129
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,760
- That's my pepper spray from high school.
1130
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,520
- Yeah, you said you
were too afraid to use it
1131
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,880
and you were just going to throw it away.
1132
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,360
(zipper clicking)
1133
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,890
Why would I buy a new one?
1134
00:50:31,890 --> 00:50:34,600
That's a waste of money.
1135
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:38,350
All right, let's go get
the rest of the shit.
1136
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,150
- It's off, okay, it's not hot, good.
1137
00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:45,590
(lid rattling)
1138
00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:48,360
(metal clanging)
1139
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,190
- Why?
1140
00:50:50,730 --> 00:50:52,060
- Why a crowbar?
1141
00:50:54,070 --> 00:50:56,400
- Why a crowbar in this room,
1142
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,070
and why a crowbar for the heist?
1143
00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:03,320
- Crowbars wedge things open.
1144
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,330
For instance, in this office.
1145
00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:07,770
I get packages all the time
full of massage oil, and I have
1146
00:51:07,770 --> 00:51:12,020
to crowbar 'em open because
I don't have scissors.
1147
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:14,210
So, boom, there's one
could use right there.
1148
00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:17,140
Also for the heist specifically,
1149
00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:19,570
I dunno, what if we can get the door open?
1150
00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:21,080
I mean, I have all the faith in the world
1151
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,580
that you're going to be able to lock-pick.
1152
00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,040
And also you don't even
know, what if Ethan
1153
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:32,040
has a safe you have no
idea about, and we find it?
1154
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,820
Then I can crowbar that
shit open, steal that
1155
00:51:34,820 --> 00:51:37,570
good shit and make some real money.
1156
00:51:37,570 --> 00:51:41,110
It's better to be over-prepared
than under-prepared.
1157
00:51:41,110 --> 00:51:42,760
- That, I agree with you on.
1158
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,950
- When I'm not prepared, I get anxious.
1159
00:51:45,950 --> 00:51:46,860
- Me, too.
1160
00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:47,690
- See?
1161
00:51:47,690 --> 00:51:48,530
- Yeah.
1162
00:51:48,530 --> 00:51:49,360
- That's why you're always anxious,
1163
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,940
because you're never prepared.
1164
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,080
Next room.
1165
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,240
- I just got to pee first.
1166
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,430
(Stacy groaning)
1167
00:51:54,430 --> 00:51:55,760
- Always peeing.
1168
00:51:56,690 --> 00:51:59,100
(door knocking)
1169
00:51:59,100 --> 00:51:59,930
- Stacy.
1170
00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:02,330
I'm trying to pee.
1171
00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:04,800
What the heck are you
doing to the flowers?
1172
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,630
(Stacy sighing)
1173
00:52:05,630 --> 00:52:06,470
- All right.
1174
00:52:06,470 --> 00:52:07,300
- What is that?
1175
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,130
- This?
1176
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,630
It's a dagger.
1177
00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:13,960
- Why is there a dagger in the bathroom?
1178
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:16,890
- Why is there a dagger in the bathroom?
1179
00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:19,830
You mean, why is there a
easily accessible weapon
1180
00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:22,270
for when I'm at my most vulnerable?
1181
00:52:22,270 --> 00:52:24,990
I think even you could
answer that, Autumn.
1182
00:52:24,990 --> 00:52:26,890
I just busted in here.
1183
00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:28,590
I could've killed you.
1184
00:52:28,590 --> 00:52:32,320
Heck, I've killed you five
times in my imagination.
1185
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,830
You're not helping.
1186
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,110
- Okay, well, can you just hurry up, then?
1187
00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:37,350
Because I want to get to the party
1188
00:52:37,350 --> 00:52:40,620
to take some shots before the heist.
1189
00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:43,210
- You know I'm a shy pee-er.
1190
00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:47,810
Now it's going to take me
five minutes to get started.
1191
00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,070
You're okay.
1192
00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:50,940
(Autumn sighing)
1193
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:53,520
Everything's okay, you're fine.
1194
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,630
Dammit, Stacy.
1195
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,590
(Autumn sighing)
1196
00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:00,750
Shut the door.
1197
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,680
Okay.
1198
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,650
(ceiling tile rattling)
1199
00:53:16,650 --> 00:53:18,760
- That's Tommy Schumacher's old bat.
1200
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,380
- Sure is, mother fucker.
1201
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:23,130
Messed with the wrong 4th grader.
1202
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,490
- Anger management, anger management.
1203
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,300
- Okay.
1204
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:38,590
Ah.
1205
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:41,290
(Stacy sighing)
1206
00:53:41,290 --> 00:53:42,370
Some rope.
1207
00:53:42,370 --> 00:53:43,310
- Why?
1208
00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:44,370
- Seriously?
1209
00:53:44,370 --> 00:53:47,290
You don't understand why
we need rope for the heist?
1210
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:50,550
Okay, well, if we need
to hog tie somebody.
1211
00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:53,400
If we get stuck on the roof and
we have to repel down, okay?
1212
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,240
I don't want to get stuck on the roof.
1213
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,280
Do you want want to get stuck on the roof?
1214
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,110
- No.
1215
00:53:56,110 --> 00:53:59,290
- I hate getting stuck on roofs, okay?
1216
00:53:59,290 --> 00:54:00,970
I thought that was obvious.
1217
00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:03,620
- No, Stacy, this time, I want to know
1218
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,910
why the rope is in the room.
1219
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:06,870
- Oh.
1220
00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:08,330
Duh.
1221
00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:12,080
Some guys can't relax
unless they're tied up.
1222
00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:17,360
- That's how she keeps getting promoted.
1223
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,620
- Oh, by the way, Autumn, I
noticed that you were sleeping
1224
00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:23,170
on your back last night, and
that's really bad for the baby.
1225
00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:25,140
- Oh, this early?
1226
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:28,460
- I'm going to be this baby's daddy, 'kay?
1227
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:31,150
And I've done my research
made sure that I know
1228
00:54:31,150 --> 00:54:34,760
everything there is to
know about having a baby.
1229
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,050
- I know you have, thank you.
1230
00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:39,050
- All right, well, we
should leave our phones
1231
00:54:39,050 --> 00:54:41,550
in here so that we they can't track us.
1232
00:54:41,550 --> 00:54:42,390
- They?
1233
00:54:44,430 --> 00:54:49,430
- The government, FBI, CIA,
people that might want bad guys,
1234
00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:54,020
which is what we're going to
be after we go and do this?
1235
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:55,440
(latch clicking)
1236
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,330
Can you reach into the glove box
1237
00:54:56,330 --> 00:54:59,080
and grab my burner phone, please?
1238
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,360
- Your burner phone?
1239
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,570
- Yeah, it's not a gun,
it's just a burner phone.
1240
00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:04,540
Why are you acting like-
1241
00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:07,030
- Why do we need a burner phone?
1242
00:55:07,030 --> 00:55:09,650
- Well, in case of emergencies?
1243
00:55:09,650 --> 00:55:12,930
Tons of things can go wrong in a heist.
1244
00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:17,200
I've got a burner phone in
case we need to call someone.
1245
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,190
That's what phones are for.
1246
00:55:20,190 --> 00:55:21,080
- I don't want to do this.
1247
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,290
- I don't want to fight, either.
1248
00:55:22,290 --> 00:55:25,370
(upbeat dance music)
1249
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,540
(door knocking)
1250
00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:51,210
- It's the cops, oh shit, clean up.
1251
00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:52,710
- What's going on?
1252
00:55:53,910 --> 00:55:55,450
We're got a report of a loud party.
1253
00:55:55,450 --> 00:55:57,660
Take your IDs out.
1254
00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:58,530
How long you been using?
1255
00:55:58,530 --> 00:55:59,370
- That's my EpiPen.
1256
00:55:59,370 --> 00:56:01,720
- Yeah, well, looks like drugs to me.
1257
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,830
- Yo, let's go.
1258
00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:04,270
- [Party Goer] I ain't goin' back, man.
1259
00:56:04,270 --> 00:56:05,810
- I want you to touch
the tip of your finger
1260
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:07,390
to the tip of your
nose, do you understand?
1261
00:56:07,390 --> 00:56:08,220
- Yeah.
1262
00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:09,530
- All right, left.
1263
00:56:09,530 --> 00:56:11,110
(woman chuckling)
1264
00:56:11,110 --> 00:56:12,940
I said left.
1265
00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:14,380
How old are you?
1266
00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:15,610
- 21.
1267
00:56:15,610 --> 00:56:16,560
- Yeah, right.
1268
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,880
- They're gonna shut down this
party, 'cause it's getting
1269
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,130
way too crazy in here, and
then, we're out of an alibi.
1270
00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:22,370
- Calm down.
1271
00:56:22,370 --> 00:56:25,470
You're about to do that
squeaky voice that I hate.
1272
00:56:25,470 --> 00:56:28,510
I have like a hundred dollars
worth of fireworks in my bag.
1273
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:31,410
You and I are going to go set these off,
1274
00:56:31,410 --> 00:56:36,080
and the cops will go down
the street to investigate
1275
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,580
- I could call a paddy wagon right now,
1276
00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:40,020
and have you all taken to jail.
1277
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:43,830
But lucky for you, it's
the end of my shift.
1278
00:56:43,830 --> 00:56:46,550
(party goers cheering)
1279
00:56:46,550 --> 00:56:47,780
(upbeat dancing music)
1280
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,610
Ah.
1281
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,520
- Oh, I love selfies.
1282
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,940
- You're so hot, get in here.
1283
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,030
- Oh, my gosh, Allison,
you look so cute tonight.
1284
00:57:07,030 --> 00:57:08,590
We should totally do a selfie together.
1285
00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:09,420
- You do, too.
1286
00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:11,550
Yeah, let's put ourselves on Instagram.
1287
00:57:11,550 --> 00:57:12,390
Ooop.
1288
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:14,530
Aaah!
1289
00:57:19,810 --> 00:57:22,510
- Do you see those two girls over there?
1290
00:57:22,510 --> 00:57:25,300
They're totally staring at us.
1291
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:26,700
- Oh, you're right.
1292
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,330
They are totally staring at us so hard.
1293
00:57:29,330 --> 00:57:30,190
- What is their problem?
1294
00:57:30,190 --> 00:57:32,700
They totally need to
mind their own business.
1295
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:34,180
- I don't know.
1296
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:35,600
But you know what, Kristy?
1297
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,220
I'm going to go find out.
1298
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,630
What is your fucking problem?
1299
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:46,130
Your eyes are like daggers,
and they're just stabbing me
1300
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,550
over and over and over again.
1301
00:57:49,690 --> 00:57:51,900
- You lookin' at her?
1302
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:53,340
I haven't been looking at you.
1303
00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:55,840
- Can we just like be friends?
1304
00:57:57,860 --> 00:58:00,570
- I could see tequila shots in our future.
1305
00:58:00,570 --> 00:58:04,610
- Tequila, that's always a
really good way to make friends.
1306
00:58:04,610 --> 00:58:05,440
- Mmhmm.
1307
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,520
- You know what else,
though, is really fun?
1308
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,350
- [Woman] What?
1309
00:58:08,350 --> 00:58:09,350
- Strippers.
1310
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,170
You should dare me to hire a stripper.
1311
00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,510
- I think that's a great idea.
1312
00:58:17,510 --> 00:58:19,900
Matter of fact, you can
use my phone to call one.
1313
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:20,990
- Thank you.
1314
00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:21,820
- No, no, no, Allison.
1315
00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:23,850
- We're getting a stripper.
1316
00:58:23,850 --> 00:58:24,710
- 84 episodes.
1317
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,740
You're not going to prove me wrong.
1318
00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:30,330
- Richard, I'm sorry
I have to do this to you,
1319
00:58:30,330 --> 00:58:31,770
but I'm gonna look it up.
1320
00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:33,410
- Yeah, ask your best friend, Google.
1321
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,600
- Is that a camera phone?
1322
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,030
Let's take a selfie.
1323
00:58:36,030 --> 00:58:37,610
Come on, get close.
1324
00:58:40,330 --> 00:58:42,580
Perfect, thank you so much.
1325
00:58:44,830 --> 00:58:48,310
- He was short, just like a
bean pole, you know what I mean?
1326
00:58:48,310 --> 00:58:50,560
'Cause it just feels weird.
1327
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,390
- Hey, ladies.
1328
00:58:51,390 --> 00:58:52,230
- Oh, no.
1329
00:58:52,230 --> 00:58:54,020
- Are those space pants?
1330
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,550
'Cause your ass is out of this world.
1331
00:58:56,550 --> 00:58:57,550
- Wow, okay.
1332
00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:00,930
That's cute.
1333
00:59:00,930 --> 00:59:04,030
Just take all this cuteness,
1334
00:59:04,030 --> 00:59:07,160
and just take it right over there.
1335
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:11,100
- I'll take it anywhere you want to, baby.
1336
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,670
Ooo, short hair.
1337
00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:16,360
I haven't been with a short
haired-chick in five chicks.
1338
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,180
- That is totally the
pickup line I wanted.
1339
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,280
- Well then, why don't we take this
1340
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,450
right up to the bedroom and finish it?
1341
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:27,310
- You'll do anything to
get in our pants, will you?
1342
00:59:27,310 --> 00:59:31,400
- I would do literally anything
to get with you two chicks.
1343
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,610
- Maybe try putting a keg on the roof?
1344
00:59:34,610 --> 00:59:37,700
- I will do a keg stand on the roof.
1345
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:38,790
I'm a genius.
1346
00:59:41,150 --> 00:59:42,160
- Stacy.
1347
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:42,990
- Oh, hey.
1348
00:59:42,990 --> 00:59:43,900
- How are you?
1349
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,530
- What are you doing here?
1350
00:59:45,530 --> 00:59:47,650
- You're so funny.
1351
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:49,990
I invited you, remember?
1352
00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:50,820
Oh.
1353
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,030
(Craig laughing)
1354
00:59:52,030 --> 00:59:53,680
You did, of course you'd be here, because.
1355
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,520
(Stacy chuckling)
1356
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:58,480
Stacy, you are just so
beautiful, you look immaculate.
1357
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,940
You didn't have the braid in
the other night, and just,
1358
01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:03,770
(Stacy groaning)
1359
01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:04,790
- What are you doing?
1360
01:00:04,790 --> 01:00:05,620
No.
1361
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,290
- Am I not allowed to do that?
1362
01:00:08,290 --> 01:00:10,440
- I'm shy, I don't like PDA,
1363
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,270
and there's tons of people here.
1364
01:00:12,270 --> 01:00:14,670
- I just thought we
were kind of, you know.
1365
01:00:14,670 --> 01:00:15,500
- Oh no.
1366
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:20,080
Is that dark beer you're drinking?
1367
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,030
- I know, yeah, unfortunately.
1368
01:00:22,030 --> 01:00:25,120
- Cameron, you're not gonna
get to those big muscles.
1369
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,510
- It's the only thing
they had in the fridge.
1370
01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:29,330
I can't drive, I'm not
gonna go out right now.
1371
01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:32,320
- What if I told you,
you can get six times
1372
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,430
the drunkness with none of the calories?
1373
01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:35,290
- You're a liar.
1374
01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:36,480
- I'm not a liar.
1375
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,010
It's called a beer enema.
1376
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:41,890
You might feel a little pop.
1377
01:00:41,890 --> 01:00:43,430
(Craig sighing)
1378
01:00:43,430 --> 01:00:45,100
Perfect, just relax.
1379
01:00:47,430 --> 01:00:50,580
(beer softly splashing)
1380
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,950
You've had the equivalent of a six pack.
1381
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,910
(Craig moaning)
1382
01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,320
- Steady, steady.
1383
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,140
- I can't really hear you,
1384
01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:03,710
you're kind of slurring your words.
1385
01:01:03,710 --> 01:01:06,370
(keys clinking)
1386
01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:16,510
What?
1387
01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,810
- What are you doing?
1388
01:01:18,810 --> 01:01:21,220
- Getting in the heist car.
1389
01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:23,380
- This is not your car.
1390
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,200
- Yeah, I know, I wouldn't use
1391
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,850
my own car for the heist car.
1392
01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:28,960
(Autumn sighing)
1393
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:29,800
- What?
1394
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,560
Like, you want me to get
captured by all the cameras
1395
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,980
at the grocery stores
and the gas stations?
1396
01:01:33,980 --> 01:01:37,870
'Cause that would be really
smart, Autumn, wouldn't it?
1397
01:01:37,870 --> 01:01:39,690
- What if someone reports a car stolen?
1398
01:01:39,690 --> 01:01:40,560
- What?
1399
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:44,060
No, it's taken care of,
you don't need to worry.
1400
01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:45,060
Pinky swear.
1401
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:48,840
The party just started,
nobody's even drunk yet,
1402
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,820
which means nobody's
going to come out here
1403
01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:54,110
and notice that this pile of shit's gone.
1404
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:56,180
- It is a pretty shitty car.
1405
01:01:56,180 --> 01:02:00,320
- It's really shitty,
it even smells shitty.
1406
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,110
- We could be doing him
a favor by taking it.
1407
01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:05,100
- Yeah, that's the spirit.
1408
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,430
Let's get in this shit wagon.
1409
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,960
(soft, tense music)
1410
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:32,410
All right, let's grab the
loot bags, the heist bag.
1411
01:02:34,370 --> 01:02:35,740
All right, got everything?
1412
01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:37,510
- [Autumn] Yeah.
1413
01:02:37,510 --> 01:02:38,730
- Ready?
1414
01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:39,680
- Yeah.
1415
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:43,340
- Okay, we're going to
go sneak around back.
1416
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:46,630
What are the odds it's just unlocked?
1417
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,680
- Oh no, he never leaves it unlocked.
1418
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,510
Okay.
1419
01:02:49,510 --> 01:02:51,050
- Hurry up.
1420
01:02:51,050 --> 01:02:52,440
Somebody's going to see us.
1421
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,190
- This is from the Pinboard post, okay?
1422
01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:56,780
I actually read it.
1423
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,780
- Okay, well, did you watch
any of the videos I sent?
1424
01:02:58,780 --> 01:03:00,220
- There were videos?
1425
01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:01,070
(Stacy groaning)
1426
01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:02,660
- Autumn, unlock the fucking door.
1427
01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:04,870
- It's not me, it's the stupid bobby pin.
1428
01:03:04,870 --> 01:03:06,330
- Autumn, this was literally your one
1429
01:03:06,330 --> 01:03:08,180
fucking job, and you're failing at it.
1430
01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:09,300
- I read every step.
1431
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:11,130
It's supposed to take
a little bit of time.
1432
01:03:11,130 --> 01:03:13,990
- Well, it's not working,
and it's taking forever.
1433
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:16,560
(glass shattering)
1434
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,170
(Autumn gasping)
1435
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,190
- Stacy.
1436
01:03:19,190 --> 01:03:20,850
- Well, that worked.
1437
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:27,260
(soft, tense music)
1438
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:29,590
- Let's start with the games.
1439
01:03:29,590 --> 01:03:31,070
- All of them?
1440
01:03:31,070 --> 01:03:33,870
- Yeah, I mean, they
gotta be worth something.
1441
01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:36,600
And besides, you said it was
Ethan's favorite thing, right?
1442
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,430
- Mmhmm.
1443
01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:38,690
- So, let's make him cry.
1444
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,260
- Hell yes.
1445
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:41,850
- I mean, that's what he was always
1446
01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:44,950
spending all of your rent money on, so.
1447
01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:47,120
I think I broke something.
1448
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:49,920
- Oh, and the TV?
1449
01:03:51,930 --> 01:03:53,600
- This?
- Yeah.
1450
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,480
- We can only take what
will fit in our duffel bags.
1451
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,620
- It's gotta be worth something.
1452
01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,890
- Well, yeah, but I
don't want to be caught
1453
01:03:59,890 --> 01:04:01,090
if shit hits the fan carrying
1454
01:04:01,090 --> 01:04:04,080
this big TV, and neither do you.
1455
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,160
- Fair point.
1456
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,530
- Comic books, where does he keep 'em?
1457
01:04:08,530 --> 01:04:09,790
- Over there.
1458
01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:10,830
- [Stacy] Okay, cool.
1459
01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:12,020
- Okay.
1460
01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:14,130
So, here are these stupid things.
1461
01:04:14,130 --> 01:04:15,380
- Wow.
1462
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:18,370
- He said he didn't want
to have children with me,
1463
01:04:18,370 --> 01:04:21,070
because these were his babies.
1464
01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:25,550
- Yeah, well, I told him you
to ditch him a bunch of times.
1465
01:04:25,550 --> 01:04:28,090
- First edition, mint copies hand-wrapped,
1466
01:04:28,090 --> 01:04:30,360
(Autumn groaning)
1467
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,690
Every single one of these, a month's rent.
1468
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:35,770
- What?
1469
01:04:35,770 --> 01:04:37,710
- Yep, he would not pay the rent
1470
01:04:37,710 --> 01:04:41,180
because he had to invest in himself.
1471
01:04:41,180 --> 01:04:43,640
So, these are worth a
month's rent, each of these?
1472
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,680
- Uh-huh.
1473
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,590
Screw the money, let's burn these.
1474
01:04:46,590 --> 01:04:47,420
- What?
1475
01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:48,260
No.
1476
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:50,050
- Please, you love burning shit.
1477
01:04:50,050 --> 01:04:51,620
- They probably have only gone up
1478
01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:54,140
in value since he purchased them.
1479
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:57,240
These are now our babies, okay?
1480
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,690
So, as much as we would like to burn them
1481
01:04:59,690 --> 01:05:02,720
and film it and send it to
him anonymously, we can't.
1482
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,350
Because you have a thing
growing inside of you
1483
01:05:05,350 --> 01:05:08,140
that is going to be coming
in about eight months.
1484
01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:09,130
Remember, you don't have a place
1485
01:05:09,130 --> 01:05:11,460
to live, you don't have a car.
1486
01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:12,290
- Fine.
1487
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,280
But those aren't even his pride and joy.
1488
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,240
- There's more?
1489
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,070
- Oh, yes.
1490
01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:20,080
In the glass case you will see the ones
1491
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,330
that are protected from, well, us.
1492
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,400
- I thought I would start to feel bad
1493
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,550
about taking all of Ethan's shit.
1494
01:05:27,550 --> 01:05:28,390
- You?
1495
01:05:28,390 --> 01:05:31,070
- But the more and more of
his stuff that we take,
1496
01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:33,720
the more I just feel like he deserves it.
1497
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,180
We'll be able to buy a ton of stuff.
1498
01:05:36,180 --> 01:05:39,350
I can get a boob job, or a new car.
1499
01:05:39,350 --> 01:05:41,210
- Why not both?
1500
01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:44,220
- Whoa, I like the new Autumn.
1501
01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:46,060
You're a little badass.
1502
01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:48,260
- Hey, maybe I'll get a boob job.
1503
01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:50,360
- You can't get a boob job.
1504
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,410
- Aw, come on.
1505
01:05:51,410 --> 01:05:53,510
- It makes it harder
to breastfeed the baby.
1506
01:05:53,510 --> 01:05:55,630
No, you need to stop being so selfish.
1507
01:05:55,630 --> 01:05:57,870
All right, now let's go
steal some more shit.
1508
01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:58,710
- Okay.
1509
01:06:02,170 --> 01:06:04,750
(cabinet creaking)
1510
01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:07,500
(Autumn sighing)
1511
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,510
(Autumn sighing)
1512
01:06:22,510 --> 01:06:24,080
Okay, I really want to get all my clothes
1513
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,080
out of the closet, then we
never have to come back.
1514
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:27,910
- What?
1515
01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:28,930
No.
1516
01:06:28,930 --> 01:06:31,640
We can't steal any of your fugly-ass shit.
1517
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,980
- Why not?
1518
01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:35,990
- Well, for one, no burglar is going
1519
01:06:35,990 --> 01:06:38,880
to come in here and steal
your fucking clothes.
1520
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,020
So, he'll know it was you.
1521
01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:41,860
- Dammit.
1522
01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:42,690
- I know.
1523
01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:47,020
'Cause I would love to get my jacket back
1524
01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:52,020
that you borrowed and never
gave back to me, but I can't.
1525
01:06:52,210 --> 01:06:54,060
- What did you just do?
1526
01:06:54,060 --> 01:06:55,970
- Oh, I'm redecorating.
1527
01:06:57,370 --> 01:06:58,450
Redecorating.
1528
01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:01,570
- I want to fuck with him a little bit.
1529
01:07:01,570 --> 01:07:03,070
Pull some pranks on him.
1530
01:07:03,070 --> 01:07:04,280
- I've got one.
1531
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,010
- I would say I'm excited,
but your ideas usually stink.
1532
01:07:08,010 --> 01:07:12,950
- Oh, it'll stink, but not
the way you're thinking.
1533
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:17,350
- Did you bring fart
bombs without telling me?
1534
01:07:17,350 --> 01:07:21,010
- This little gem I
have had for two months.
1535
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,330
- Ew, is that fish?
1536
01:07:25,430 --> 01:07:28,350
- Yeah, it's pollock, and it's old.
1537
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,280
And the heater's broken.
1538
01:07:32,950 --> 01:07:36,240
- Oh, you want to
put it in the vents?
1539
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,740
I fucking love it.
1540
01:07:39,610 --> 01:07:42,690
- Not only that, now we have old fish
1541
01:07:42,690 --> 01:07:46,130
with heat constantly running over it.
1542
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:47,990
- Is that why it's hot as balls in here?
1543
01:07:47,990 --> 01:07:50,730
- That is correct, and that is also why
1544
01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:54,650
it will be hot as balls
and smell like the sea.
1545
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,400
- Who are you, and what
did you do with Autumn?
1546
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,740
- I'm the devil.
1547
01:08:01,830 --> 01:08:04,240
- Okay, that's kind of dorky.
1548
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,610
(cabinet creaking)
1549
01:08:07,610 --> 01:08:08,440
- Jackpot.
1550
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:14,260
(soft music)
1551
01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:17,290
(wrapper crinkling)
1552
01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:18,130
Stacy.
1553
01:08:19,190 --> 01:08:21,360
What are you doing?
1554
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,570
- Poking holes in Ethan's condoms?
1555
01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:25,360
- So he can get more chicks pregnant?
1556
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:26,550
- Well, I mean, so we can get the chick
1557
01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:29,660
that he left you for pregnant.
1558
01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:31,850
- We don't hate her.
1559
01:08:31,850 --> 01:08:33,430
- I kinda hate her.
1560
01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:35,900
Okay.
1561
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:36,990
You're right.
1562
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:39,890
You wouldn't get as much child support.
1563
01:08:39,890 --> 01:08:41,570
- Well, that's one reason, other than
1564
01:08:41,570 --> 01:08:44,180
it being completely unethical.
1565
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:46,740
- All right, fine, let's
go throw these away.
1566
01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:50,070
We'll find something else amazing to do.
1567
01:08:53,340 --> 01:08:56,090
(stove clicking)
1568
01:09:00,430 --> 01:09:02,870
Hey, Ethan smokes, right?
1569
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:07,200
Yeah, all the time, even inside.
It's absolutely disgusting.
1570
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,040
(Stacy groaning)
1571
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:08,870
- Ew.
1572
01:09:08,870 --> 01:09:09,700
Cool.
1573
01:09:15,270 --> 01:09:17,440
- So, class today was pretty boring.
1574
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:18,370
- [Boy] Obviously.
1575
01:09:18,370 --> 01:09:19,820
- [Girl] When is it not boring?
1576
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:22,490
(ominous music)
1577
01:09:25,930 --> 01:09:26,940
- Hey guys.
1578
01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:29,090
- Just ignore him.
1579
01:09:29,090 --> 01:09:30,690
- Did you hear they tried
to fire the principal?
1580
01:09:30,690 --> 01:09:31,890
- I heard that.
1581
01:09:31,890 --> 01:09:33,100
- Whoa, that is
1582
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:34,550
- Don't touch
1583
01:09:34,550 --> 01:09:36,100
the sweater, man.
- Whoa, okay, okay.
1584
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:37,040
- He punched a guy, once.
1585
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,280
- I apologize, I thought
it was a nice sweatshirt
1586
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,280
and I'm just not having,
1587
01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,190
why are you guys out?
1588
01:09:46,190 --> 01:09:47,540
It's late.
1589
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:50,170
- He smells so bad.
1590
01:09:50,170 --> 01:09:52,550
- I lost my car and I don't know,
1591
01:09:52,550 --> 01:09:54,260
- How do you lose a car?
1592
01:09:54,260 --> 01:09:57,180
- I walked outside and it was gone.
1593
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,410
Now it's gone, and I
don't know what to do.
1594
01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:03,790
- Well, can you press a
little button on your keys?
1595
01:10:03,790 --> 01:10:06,010
- You know, make it beep.
- Like an alarm.
1596
01:10:06,010 --> 01:10:07,530
- On my keys?
1597
01:10:07,530 --> 01:10:08,360
- Yeah.
1598
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,340
- I don't have the keys
now, and my car has gone.
1599
01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:13,430
Have you guys seen it, by any chance?
1600
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:17,000
- And he's down, okay.
1601
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,540
- I don't know what to do.
1602
01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:20,470
(Craig softly sobbing)
1603
01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:21,860
- Buddy.
1604
01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:23,520
Sanchez.
1605
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,570
- [Craig] My name is Greg.
1606
01:10:24,570 --> 01:10:25,700
- Greg, okay.
1607
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:28,220
Where did you come from, Greg?
1608
01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:29,130
- Yeah?
1609
01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:30,320
- A party.
1610
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,620
- [Girl] Of course.
1611
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:32,450
- Okay?
1612
01:10:33,710 --> 01:10:35,690
I just need my car, that's all I need.
1613
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:39,430
- Well, color, anything, license plate?
1614
01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:40,280
- [Greg] Seafoam.
1615
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,110
(girls chuckling)
1616
01:10:41,110 --> 01:10:42,000
- Seafoam?
1617
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:46,010
- It's a green color. I
didn't choose it, okay?
1618
01:10:46,010 --> 01:10:47,280
- Got it, I see.
1619
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,480
- It was my sister's.
1620
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,700
- [Girl] You know, I think
we saw a seafoam car.
1621
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:51,790
- [Boy] I think it went that way?
1622
01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:53,020
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that way.
1623
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:54,680
- You just let it go?
1624
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,020
- What are we going to do, jump on it?
1625
01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:57,860
- I thought you'd at
least try to stop it.
1626
01:10:57,860 --> 01:11:00,260
- We didn't know it was your car.
1627
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,640
- I just thought-
1628
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,620
- Okay, Craig, whatever,
1629
01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:04,080
- It's Greg.
1630
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,090
- Greg.
1631
01:11:05,090 --> 01:11:05,940
- What are you doing out here?
1632
01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:07,400
You can't drive.
1633
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,040
You're wasted.
1634
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:12,230
(Greg sighing)
1635
01:11:12,230 --> 01:11:14,370
- You know what?
1636
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:16,440
You guys aren't gonna help me, obviously.
1637
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,270
- No.
1638
01:11:17,270 --> 01:11:19,990
- You're not, you're not, and you're not.
1639
01:11:19,990 --> 01:11:24,070
So, I am gonna go find my seafoam car.
1640
01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:24,950
(girls giggling)
1641
01:11:24,950 --> 01:11:25,790
- Seafoam.
1642
01:11:25,790 --> 01:11:26,620
- Forget it, you guys.
1643
01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:27,450
- Okay, bye.
1644
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,960
- I stole Ethan's divine phallic symbol.
1645
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,960
His katana.
1646
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:36,680
I think it's some replica of some anime,
1647
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,840
I don't even know, but he loves it.
1648
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,680
- He's such an,
1649
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,310
(door latch clicking)
1650
01:11:42,310 --> 01:11:43,610
- He's home?
1651
01:11:43,610 --> 01:11:44,530
- What, no.
1652
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,710
- Go get the bat.
1653
01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:47,950
- What bat?
1654
01:11:47,950 --> 01:11:50,960
- The bat that we broke the
window to break in here, go.
1655
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,310
(Stacy sighing)
1656
01:11:52,310 --> 01:11:53,310
Come on, go.
1657
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,050
(soft, tense music)
1658
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,800
Behind the couch, come on.
1659
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:58,940
Get down here, now.
1660
01:11:58,940 --> 01:11:59,860
Go, go, go.
1661
01:12:01,030 --> 01:12:04,200
(door latch clicking)
1662
01:12:06,370 --> 01:12:08,470
- Yeah, I just got here.
1663
01:12:08,470 --> 01:12:10,090
No, just going to feed Sprinkles,
1664
01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:12,340
and then I'll be on my way.
1665
01:12:13,810 --> 01:12:14,640
All right.
1666
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,220
(lips kissing)
1667
01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:24,800
(Autumn softly shrieking)
1668
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,460
(Stacy meowing)
1669
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:34,020
- Okay, fine, I'll get
you some food, geez.
1670
01:12:37,510 --> 01:12:40,840
(food pellets rustling)
1671
01:12:46,910 --> 01:12:49,570
(bowl clinking)
1672
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:58,150
- I think he's gone.
1673
01:12:58,150 --> 01:12:59,660
- Oh, my god.
1674
01:12:59,660 --> 01:13:02,000
- I thought I was going
to have to stab him.
1675
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,130
(ladies panting)
1676
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,290
He almost lit a cigarette.
1677
01:13:07,130 --> 01:13:09,280
- That's what you were worried about?
1678
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,870
Not him finding us?
1679
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:12,080
- The house would've blown up
1680
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,850
if he'd lit a cigarette.
1681
01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:14,680
- What?
1682
01:13:15,670 --> 01:13:16,900
- Oh, don't play dumb.
1683
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:21,060
What did you think I was
doing in the kitchen?
1684
01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:21,890
- Stacy.
1685
01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:24,380
- What?
1686
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:27,510
You don't want me to put
holes in the condoms, right?
1687
01:13:27,510 --> 01:13:29,030
(Stacy sighing)
1688
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,010
- Oh, my god.
1689
01:13:30,010 --> 01:13:31,180
Take your bat.
1690
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,410
- Phew.
1691
01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,990
Okay, well let's just go,
that was way too close.
1692
01:13:35,990 --> 01:13:39,360
And apparently, he likes
to come back a lot.
1693
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,850
- Where's the fourth bag?
1694
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:43,010
- We only have three bags.
1695
01:13:44,470 --> 01:13:46,970
- What, go, let's go, come on.
1696
01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:53,150
(soft, tense music)
1697
01:13:56,350 --> 01:13:59,350
(upbeat rock music)
1698
01:14:10,510 --> 01:14:12,640
That felt so good.
1699
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:16,190
- Got his katana, his stupid comics.
1700
01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,930
Both of those are gonna be
1701
01:14:17,930 --> 01:14:21,260
cold, hard cash for me and my baby.
1702
01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:23,420
Yeah, money, money, money.
1703
01:14:23,420 --> 01:14:24,310
(Autumn laughing)
1704
01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:25,920
- Oh, my god.
1705
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,710
We're gonna buy a new car for me
1706
01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:30,340
and boobs for you.
- Money, money, money.
1707
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,170
- Yeah.
1708
01:14:31,170 --> 01:14:33,040
- And a new car for you, 'cause
you're going to get both.
1709
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,130
- Oh yeah, yeah.
1710
01:14:34,130 --> 01:14:34,960
- Ooh.
1711
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:36,850
Let's get a house together.
1712
01:14:36,850 --> 01:14:37,940
- Yes.
1713
01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:39,210
- Let's do it.
1714
01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:41,470
- That way, I can like really
be a father to your child.
1715
01:14:41,470 --> 01:14:43,280
- You are the father of my child.
1716
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,280
Thank god Ethan is gone.
1717
01:14:46,230 --> 01:14:47,060
Yes.
1718
01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:48,030
- Oh, my god.
1719
01:14:48,030 --> 01:14:50,340
You have no idea how long I prayed.
1720
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:51,930
- You prayed?
1721
01:14:51,930 --> 01:14:53,790
- I almost became a Christian in order
1722
01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:55,730
to make my prayers count more.
1723
01:14:55,730 --> 01:14:57,540
- Oh my god, you hate Christianity.
1724
01:14:57,540 --> 01:15:00,670
- I just hate organized religion, period.
1725
01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:03,450
- So, you hate Ethan more
than organized religion?
1726
01:15:03,450 --> 01:15:04,280
- Yeah.
1727
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,760
I almost forgot.
1728
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,590
- What?
1729
01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:09,360
- I still have Killian's keys.
1730
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,860
- You mean Craig?
1731
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:12,770
- Whatever his name is, I don't care.
1732
01:15:12,770 --> 01:15:14,510
Let's get back into the party.
1733
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,340
- Okay.
1734
01:15:15,340 --> 01:15:17,000
- Get into as many more photos as you can.
1735
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,100
We're gonna have a rock-solid alibi.
1736
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:20,040
(Autumn giggling)
1737
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:21,460
- I feel so free.
1738
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:25,140
- Yeah, I feel alive right now.
1739
01:15:25,140 --> 01:15:29,180
Like that time that I did
cocaine, like, so much cocaine.
1740
01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:31,010
(Stacy laughing)
1741
01:15:31,010 --> 01:15:32,680
Oh my god, let's go.
1742
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:38,520
- So, I'd to thank you for,
like, listening to my problems.
1743
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,770
You're really a good listener.
1744
01:15:40,770 --> 01:15:41,600
Thank you.
1745
01:15:42,490 --> 01:15:43,960
- Who the fuck are you?
1746
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,290
- What are you talking about?
1747
01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:47,080
- When did you fucking get here?
1748
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,050
Why are you sitting with me?
1749
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:51,100
We've been talking for
like half an hour.
1750
01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:52,130
I'm Joe.
1751
01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:55,360
- No, we have not been talking.
1752
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:56,620
- Maybe we should stop on this.
1753
01:15:56,620 --> 01:16:00,770
- No, don't touch my fucking drink, Josh.
1754
01:16:00,770 --> 01:16:02,520
- Joe, Joe, remember?
1755
01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:04,460
Maybe water?
1756
01:16:05,710 --> 01:16:08,350
Kick out, maybe, some of that alcohol?
1757
01:16:08,350 --> 01:16:09,540
- No Jim, no.
1758
01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:10,370
- Joe.
1759
01:16:10,370 --> 01:16:13,580
- Do you think anybody
here is drinking water?
1760
01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:15,050
No, no.
1761
01:16:15,050 --> 01:16:17,960
Water is for fucking pussies.
1762
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,050
Do I look like a pussy to you?
1763
01:16:19,050 --> 01:16:20,790
- No, you do not look like a pussy.
1764
01:16:20,790 --> 01:16:22,010
- No, exactly.
1765
01:16:22,010 --> 01:16:25,250
So, you know what sounds really good?
1766
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,100
- What?
1767
01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:27,470
- Tequila shots.
1768
01:16:27,470 --> 01:16:28,860
(woman shrieking)
1769
01:16:28,860 --> 01:16:32,220
Let's get some tequila shots up in here.
1770
01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:34,630
- You know what sounds better?
1771
01:16:34,630 --> 01:16:36,790
Maybe me taking you in, laying you down.
1772
01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:38,390
- Are you trying to sleep with me?
1773
01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:39,470
- No, no, no.
1774
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,910
- Everybody, this guy's
trying to have sex with me.
1775
01:16:43,910 --> 01:16:46,420
- No, no, no, hashtag me too movement.
1776
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:48,000
- Yes he is.
1777
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,930
- I do not want to sleep with this woman,
1778
01:16:49,930 --> 01:16:52,430
nor have I touched this woman.
1779
01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:56,460
- You don't want to sleep with me?
1780
01:16:56,460 --> 01:17:00,240
- You need medication or
something, like pills?
1781
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,880
Maybe that's what it
is, do you need pills?
1782
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,400
- Are you a drug dealer?
1783
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,230
- What?
1784
01:17:04,230 --> 01:17:05,310
- What kind of drugs do you sell?
1785
01:17:05,310 --> 01:17:07,660
'Cause that changes things a lot
1786
01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:10,230
about what we're talking about before.
1787
01:17:10,230 --> 01:17:11,590
- No, I don't want to sleep with you.
1788
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:13,510
I do not want to sleep with you.
1789
01:17:13,510 --> 01:17:14,600
We were talking, remember?
1790
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,340
Our problems?
1791
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:19,640
- Oh yeah, you know what my problem is?
1792
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,860
Those two fucking bitches over there
1793
01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:23,870
have been staring at me all night.
1794
01:17:23,870 --> 01:17:26,890
I don't know what their problem is.
1795
01:17:26,890 --> 01:17:28,230
- Sorry to tell you.
1796
01:17:28,230 --> 01:17:30,400
I don't see no bitches.
1797
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,390
Open your eyes, Javier.
1798
01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:33,990
Those fucking bitches.
(man shouting)
1799
01:17:33,990 --> 01:17:36,950
(water splashing)
1800
01:17:36,950 --> 01:17:39,700
(man whimpering)
1801
01:17:50,980 --> 01:17:52,580
- What did you do to him?
1802
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:55,250
(man screaming)
1803
01:17:56,710 --> 01:17:57,740
- Get his legs.
1804
01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:59,020
- Can't get the leg.
1805
01:17:59,020 --> 01:18:00,530
(man screaming)
1806
01:18:00,530 --> 01:18:01,620
- Oh my god, could you guys-
1807
01:18:01,620 --> 01:18:03,650
(man screaming)
1808
01:18:03,650 --> 01:18:06,670
He is seriously hurt, can
someone get him a towel?
1809
01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:09,040
(man screaming)
1810
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,040
(commotion roaring)
1811
01:18:13,030 --> 01:18:13,870
Someone call 9-1-1.
1812
01:18:13,870 --> 01:18:15,630
- Hi, 9-1-1?
1813
01:18:15,630 --> 01:18:18,380
There is a man, I mean-
1814
01:18:18,380 --> 01:18:19,920
- Looked like something was drippin' down-
1815
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,090
- We need an ambulance.
1816
01:18:21,090 --> 01:18:23,130
- Hey, someone check and see if he's got
1817
01:18:23,130 --> 01:18:24,870
his package in the pool.
1818
01:18:24,870 --> 01:18:27,480
- [Man] Hey, I think we
should take his pants off.
1819
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:30,890
- Nevermind, you guys have great service.
1820
01:18:36,290 --> 01:18:37,450
- Oh my god.
1821
01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:39,430
She really got a stripper.
1822
01:18:39,430 --> 01:18:40,760
- What on earth?
1823
01:18:42,940 --> 01:18:43,780
- Not in my,
1824
01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:44,610
(man screaming)
1825
01:18:44,610 --> 01:18:46,280
No, not in my mouth.
1826
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,560
- [Man] Hey, you sure
you got the right house?
1827
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:50,390
Goddamn.
1828
01:18:50,390 --> 01:18:51,890
- This is awesome.
1829
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:54,560
- No, not in my mouth, not in my mouth.
1830
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,660
(man screaming)
1831
01:18:56,660 --> 01:18:58,280
- [Man] Dude, I thought you were vegan.
1832
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:01,740
(party goers cheering)
1833
01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:03,670
Who ordered this cop?
1834
01:19:03,670 --> 01:19:07,100
(man screaming)
1835
01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:09,930
(people laughing)
1836
01:19:12,890 --> 01:19:15,750
- [Injured Man] Somebody, please help me.
1837
01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:18,820
(upbeat electronic music)
1838
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:19,740
No, no, no.
1839
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,460
- Whoa.
1840
01:19:22,460 --> 01:19:23,980
Woo.
1841
01:19:23,980 --> 01:19:27,770
- [Man] All right, now we
should take his pants off.
1842
01:19:27,770 --> 01:19:31,160
- I was so freaking scared
when that happened right then.
1843
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:33,730
Oh my god, is that Chris?
1844
01:19:33,730 --> 01:19:35,370
It's Craig.
1845
01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:36,200
Whatever.
1846
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,400
- Is he dead?
1847
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:43,440
- I mean, he could be.
1848
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:45,320
He had the equivalent of 36 beers
1849
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,990
in five minutes, all up his ass.
1850
01:19:49,210 --> 01:19:50,810
(Stacy sighing)
1851
01:19:50,810 --> 01:19:52,730
Well, what luck for us?
1852
01:19:54,370 --> 01:19:55,870
How serendipitous.
1853
01:19:57,260 --> 01:20:00,260
- Wait, can we check and see if he's
1854
01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:02,750
breathing?
1855
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:05,220
- Well, he moved, so.
1856
01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:06,420
- Well, that's a good sign.
1857
01:20:06,420 --> 01:20:08,510
- He looks so cute when he's passed out.
1858
01:20:08,510 --> 01:20:11,490
- Thank god he's not dead.
1859
01:20:11,490 --> 01:20:14,210
- All right, well let's get
home and change our clothes
1860
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:17,050
and get some coffee, or something.
1861
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,820
Are you able to use my cup though?
1862
01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:22,620
- I think I can do that, sure.
1863
01:20:22,620 --> 01:20:25,420
- Okay, cool, just
trying to save the earth.
1864
01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:29,470
- I have to admit last
night was kind of fun.
1865
01:20:29,470 --> 01:20:31,550
- Well, I thought so too.
1866
01:20:33,450 --> 01:20:36,760
It wasn't my favorite
heist that I've ever done.
1867
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:40,780
But I fucked over the
person that I hate the most.
1868
01:20:40,780 --> 01:20:42,380
- You hate Ethan the most?
1869
01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:43,620
- Yeah.
1870
01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:45,720
I mean, I love you the
most, Ethan's a dick
1871
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,300
to you, so I hate him the most.
1872
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:53,570
I'm just glad that you did this.
1873
01:20:53,570 --> 01:20:54,470
- [Autumn] I did this.
1874
01:20:54,470 --> 01:20:55,300
- Yeah.
1875
01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:57,540
- If we ever pull off another
1876
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:59,800
heist again, which I'm not condoning
1877
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:03,200
- Only 13% of burglaries are ever solved.
1878
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,900
- I really hope it's not
another one of my boyfriends.
1879
01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:08,040
- Sell the comic books.
1880
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:08,870
- Okay.
1881
01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:11,620
- And then, we can get you
possibly like your own place.
1882
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:15,950
Not that I don't love you
staying with me, but yeah.
1883
01:21:16,810 --> 01:21:19,540
- I can't believe you got me to do this.
1884
01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:22,220
- I'm a deep well of surprises, Autumn.
1885
01:21:22,220 --> 01:21:23,770
- You're so manipulative.
1886
01:21:23,770 --> 01:21:24,630
- What?
- Yes.
1887
01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,640
- I'm not manipulative.
1888
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,730
I'm persuasive, okay?
1889
01:21:28,730 --> 01:21:32,960
And that happens to be a
really high-quality trait
1890
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:35,180
that only charismatic people have.
1891
01:21:35,180 --> 01:21:39,510
Bad people are manipulative,
and I'm decent as fuck.
1892
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,240
- Ethan could put two
and two together, though.
1893
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:44,580
That's what I'm worried about.
1894
01:21:44,580 --> 01:21:45,410
- [Stacy] What?
1895
01:21:45,410 --> 01:21:46,240
- Yes.
1896
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,560
- You got Ethan a lot of credit
1897
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:51,370
as a human, but he's not very smart.
1898
01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:53,970
Like, really not smart.
1899
01:21:53,970 --> 01:21:55,190
- I know.
1900
01:21:55,190 --> 01:21:59,040
That's why I'm worried
about this poor child.
1901
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,660
- Yeah.
1902
01:22:00,660 --> 01:22:03,740
(soft, bright music)
1903
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,160
(soft, percussive music)
1904
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,970
- [Ethan] They took all my
games and all of my comics.
1905
01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:16,130
Shouldn't you be writing
this down, or something?
1906
01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:18,510
- [Cop] So, you're telling
me somebody's risked
1907
01:22:18,510 --> 01:22:21,160
going to prison to break into your home
1908
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:24,960
to steal a Super Nintendo
that's worth maybe ten bucks?
1909
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,160
- Yeah, look around.
1910
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,270
You should be fingerprinting
and shit, anyway.
1911
01:22:29,270 --> 01:22:32,270
(soft, jazzy music)
1912
01:22:40,730 --> 01:22:43,020
- What the hell is this?
1913
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:43,990
- [Ethan] What is that?
1914
01:22:43,990 --> 01:22:44,820
- Yeah.
1915
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:48,410
- [Ethan] Did you guys
bring that in here with you?
1916
01:22:48,410 --> 01:22:49,850
That's not my bag.
1917
01:22:49,850 --> 01:22:50,680
Sure, it isn't.
1918
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:51,520
It's good.
1919
01:22:54,230 --> 01:22:56,320
Yeah, I'm going to need
a transport for one.
1920
01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:57,480
I have a narcotics bust.
1921
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,490
- No, you don't.
1922
01:22:58,490 --> 01:22:59,420
It's not a bust.
1923
01:22:59,420 --> 01:23:01,190
You guys suck.
1924
01:23:01,190 --> 01:23:04,940
(soft acoustic guitar music)
1925
01:23:06,790 --> 01:23:08,290
- No, you shut up.
1926
01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:11,060
No, you're the cutest.
1927
01:23:13,170 --> 01:23:15,790
Yeah, okay, no, I'll see you later.
1928
01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:18,370
(writing on clipboard)
1929
01:23:18,370 --> 01:23:19,640
(Stacy sniffing)
1930
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,870
Ugh, it's smells cat shit in here.
1931
01:23:21,870 --> 01:23:22,700
(Autumn chuckling)
1932
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:23,530
- It is.
1933
01:23:24,510 --> 01:23:25,960
- What?
1934
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:28,660
- So, I got sick of Roy's shit.
1935
01:23:28,660 --> 01:23:30,160
- Wait, who's Roy?
1936
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:35,250
- We work with him, we've
worked with him for five years.
1937
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,100
- Oh, tall pervert guy?
1938
01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:37,930
- Yes.
1939
01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:38,770
- Oh, okay.
- Yes.
1940
01:23:38,770 --> 01:23:39,600
- Now I know who you're talking about.
1941
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,270
- I made him a cat shit burrito.
1942
01:23:44,530 --> 01:23:46,990
- Oh, 'cause he's always
taking your burritos?
1943
01:23:46,990 --> 01:23:47,820
- Yes.
1944
01:23:49,010 --> 01:23:50,860
- And you thought of this all by yourself?
1945
01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:52,260
- Mmhmm.
1946
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,760
- Oh my god, wow.
1947
01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:56,670
- Wait a minute.
1948
01:23:56,670 --> 01:23:58,010
Who were you on the phone with?
1949
01:23:58,010 --> 01:23:59,500
- Oh.
1950
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,330
Greg.
1951
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,940
- You mean Craig?
1952
01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:03,770
- No.
1953
01:24:03,770 --> 01:24:04,650
It turns out you've been saying
1954
01:24:04,650 --> 01:24:06,480
his name wrong the whole time.
1955
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,980
It's Greg with a G, not Craig,
1956
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:11,810
like how you've been saying it.
1957
01:24:11,810 --> 01:24:13,160
- Silly me.
1958
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,640
- But don't worry. I won't tell him
1959
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:18,020
that you didn't know his
name for a really long time.
1960
01:24:18,020 --> 01:24:19,000
- Thank you.
1961
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:19,830
(clipboard softly thudding)
1962
01:24:19,830 --> 01:24:20,850
- Yeah.
- I appreciate that.
1963
01:24:20,850 --> 01:24:24,840
- We've been going steady
now for about a week.
1964
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,900
- You're going steady with someone?
1965
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:30,740
- He asked me to be his
official girlfriend.
1966
01:24:30,740 --> 01:24:31,620
- What?
1967
01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:34,200
- Yeah, all proper-like, so,
1968
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:35,650
I dunno.
- Okay.
1969
01:24:35,650 --> 01:24:36,490
- Yeah, it's just weird.
1970
01:24:36,490 --> 01:24:39,570
Like, when I look at him, I don't see
1971
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,890
just a pole that I can climb.
1972
01:24:43,780 --> 01:24:46,040
Do you know what I mean?
1973
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,960
Like, sexually, like a poll
that I can get down on?
1974
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,170
- I follow.
1975
01:24:50,170 --> 01:24:52,170
- I just wasn't sure if you got the-
1976
01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:53,700
- Yes.
- Sexual.
1977
01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:55,580
- Yes, I did.
- Just wanted to make sure.
1978
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,920
When he talks, I hear him.
1979
01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:58,850
- Aw.
1980
01:24:58,850 --> 01:25:02,600
- He says these ideas,
and they're so dumb.
1981
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,020
They're the worst ideas.
1982
01:25:05,020 --> 01:25:06,550
But I'm hearing them.
1983
01:25:06,550 --> 01:25:07,620
- You're listening.
1984
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:08,450
- Yeah.
1985
01:25:08,450 --> 01:25:10,720
- You listen to someone.
1986
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:11,550
- Yeah.
1987
01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:12,380
Well, shut up, no.
1988
01:25:12,380 --> 01:25:14,640
Stop, we're done.
- Look at you.
1989
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:15,470
(Autumn chuckling)
1990
01:25:15,470 --> 01:25:17,160
- What are you doing with that clipboard?
1991
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:18,510
- Well, two things.
1992
01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:22,760
Number one, I wrote up
everything that Roy owes me.
1993
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:26,190
- Wait.
1994
01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:29,920
This is $1,000.
1995
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:33,100
- Compounded interest, though.
1996
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:34,370
- Yikes.
1997
01:25:34,370 --> 01:25:36,680
Well, he deserves it.
1998
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,810
Five years of borrowing dollars from you.
1999
01:25:39,810 --> 01:25:41,260
- Adds up.
2000
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:43,130
- You're just like really standing up
2001
01:25:43,130 --> 01:25:45,290
for yourself, and I love it.
2002
01:25:45,290 --> 01:25:47,180
You have, like, a backbone now.
2003
01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:50,370
You're like a whole new woman.
2004
01:25:50,370 --> 01:25:51,210
- Go on.
2005
01:25:52,610 --> 01:25:54,480
- No, that's all I had.
2006
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:55,440
- Okay.
- But I'm proud of you.
2007
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:57,010
I can't believe it.
2008
01:25:57,010 --> 01:25:58,320
Whoa.
2009
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,370
- The next part of it was,
2010
01:26:00,370 --> 01:26:03,510
I'm almost done packing up all my stuff.
2011
01:26:03,510 --> 01:26:04,350
- Oh.
2012
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,000
(Stacy sighing)
2013
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,500
I don't like that.
2014
01:26:11,310 --> 01:26:12,140
- What's going on?
2015
01:26:12,140 --> 01:26:13,710
- I don't know.
2016
01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:15,760
It's just, whenever you
talk about moving out,
2017
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:18,090
it just makes me feel, like,
2018
01:26:20,660 --> 01:26:21,660
- Down?
2019
01:26:21,660 --> 01:26:23,220
- Yeah, like I'm sad.
2020
01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:25,030
I don't want you to leave.
2021
01:26:25,030 --> 01:26:27,280
- You're gonna miss me.
2022
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:30,080
- No, I'm just, I'm not, no, stop it.
2023
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:31,600
No, I'm not gonna miss you.
2024
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:35,340
Just, it's nice having
you around sometimes.
2025
01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:36,540
- Aw.
2026
01:26:36,540 --> 01:26:38,250
- And you're not gonna be here anymore.
2027
01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:40,500
- No, I'll still come back.
2028
01:26:41,390 --> 01:26:42,940
- Like, all the time?
2029
01:26:42,940 --> 01:26:45,270
- As much as possible.
2030
01:26:45,270 --> 01:26:49,770
- Okay, so I mean, twice a
day is very easily possible.
2031
01:26:49,770 --> 01:26:51,050
(Autumn chuckling)
2032
01:26:51,050 --> 01:26:53,610
- You're my best friend, of
course I'm gonna be here.
2033
01:26:53,610 --> 01:26:55,120
- Okay.
2034
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:57,830
- And you're also the father of my child.
2035
01:26:57,830 --> 01:26:59,430
So, I'm going to be around a lot.
2036
01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:00,260
- Yeah.
2037
01:27:00,260 --> 01:27:02,280
(Autumn laughing)
2038
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:04,130
I gotta get going.
2039
01:27:04,130 --> 01:27:07,420
- Oh, before you do, I need
that necklace you borrowed.
2040
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:08,840
- Oh, yeah.
2041
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:09,970
(fingers snapping)
2042
01:27:09,970 --> 01:27:11,870
Oh, I put it in your drawer.
2043
01:27:11,870 --> 01:27:12,910
So.
- Oh.
2044
01:27:12,910 --> 01:27:14,680
You know, I'm surprised
you actually returned it.
2045
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:15,510
- I know, right?
2046
01:27:15,510 --> 01:27:18,430
Like, I'm becoming a good person and shit.
2047
01:27:18,430 --> 01:27:20,680
(soft, suspenseful music)
2048
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,140
Wow, I'm going to be late,
2049
01:27:22,140 --> 01:27:25,760
and I don't like to be late anymore.
2050
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,840
Not even fashionably.
2051
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:28,820
- [Autumn] Stacy.
2052
01:27:28,820 --> 01:27:30,620
- [Stacy] What, oh, what's that?
2053
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:34,370
- What is this prank pregnancy test?
2054
01:27:34,370 --> 01:27:35,540
- What, how should I know?
2055
01:27:35,540 --> 01:27:36,540
You can't prove that's mine.
2056
01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:37,480
I don't know.
2057
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:38,320
- Don't leave.
2058
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,480
- No, I gotta.
2059
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,730
What?
2060
01:27:45,730 --> 01:27:50,480
- Did you use this prank
pregnancy test for me to pee on?
2061
01:27:52,150 --> 01:27:53,120
- I'm sorry, okay?
2062
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,240
I had a really good reason to, though.
2063
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,940
I figured, if you got pregnant
that Ethan would dump you,
2064
01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,500
and then you would have to
realize like how amazing you are,
2065
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:04,270
and you will grow into this
awesome person, which you did.
2066
01:28:04,270 --> 01:28:05,860
So, my plan worked.
2067
01:28:06,950 --> 01:28:09,070
(soft electric guitar music)
2068
01:28:09,070 --> 01:28:11,240
- You planned all of this?
2069
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:14,890
No, I mean, not all of it.
2070
01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:17,970
I didn't know that we were
gonna be doing a heist.
2071
01:28:17,970 --> 01:28:21,140
That was just a fun, little extra thing.
2072
01:28:21,140 --> 01:28:24,470
But yeah, everything else, I planned it.
2073
01:28:25,390 --> 01:28:29,250
- Do you realize how much
stress this put me through?
2074
01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,480
My cortisol levels are so high
2075
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:35,530
that it induced pregnancy-like symptoms.
2076
01:28:35,530 --> 01:28:40,290
- Okay, well I'm sorry,
but in my defense, I wasn't
2077
01:28:40,290 --> 01:28:44,240
thinking about your feelings
at all when I planned this.
2078
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:47,490
At least you have all
this newfound confidence.
2079
01:28:47,490 --> 01:28:49,670
And that's because of me.
2080
01:28:49,670 --> 01:28:51,250
I did that for you.
2081
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:54,490
Anyways, you seem really angry.
2082
01:28:54,490 --> 01:28:55,630
- Yes.
2083
01:28:55,630 --> 01:28:58,940
- So, I'm just gonna give
you some time to simmer,
2084
01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:01,520
and I'll come back, and we
can talk about it later?
2085
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,780
And I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
2086
01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:06,220
Even if there's a really good reason,
2087
01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:07,570
I won't do it again, I promise-
2088
01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:09,020
- Go.
2089
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:11,750
- And you don't even look
half-bad in that shirt.
2090
01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:12,580
Love you.
2091
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:13,410
(lips kissing)
2092
01:29:13,410 --> 01:29:15,620
Don't be mad at me.
2093
01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:16,450
- Stacy!
2094
01:29:17,740 --> 01:29:20,570
(August groaning)
2095
01:29:22,350 --> 01:29:25,350
(soft, jazzy music)
2096
01:29:51,070 --> 01:29:54,820
(soft acoustic guitar music)
2097
01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:02,190
(Stacy panting)
2098
01:30:02,190 --> 01:30:03,630
(items rustling)
2099
01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:04,800
- Where is it?
2100
01:30:09,530 --> 01:30:11,530
(wrapper crinkling)
2101
01:30:11,530 --> 01:30:12,360
Open.
2102
01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:15,880
(Stacy panting)
2103
01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:18,790
Two, three.
2104
01:30:20,490 --> 01:30:22,760
(Stacy sighing)
2105
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:25,590
(water splashing)
2106
01:30:26,510 --> 01:30:28,920
No, I can't be pregnant.
2107
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,530
It's probably menopause,
early, early menopause.
2108
01:30:33,530 --> 01:30:34,360
Come on.
2109
01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:45,950
Son of a bitch.
2110
01:30:46,830 --> 01:30:49,830
(soft, jazzy music)
2111
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:36,550
- I want you to take all your tension,
2112
01:31:36,550 --> 01:31:39,270
close your eyes with me.
2113
01:31:39,270 --> 01:31:43,100
Pretend you're on a
fluffy cloud with puppies.
2114
01:31:44,050 --> 01:31:46,010
- I can't have puppies
on the cloud with me.
2115
01:31:46,010 --> 01:31:51,010
- For this massage to work
you need to be quiet, okay?
2116
01:31:51,140 --> 01:31:53,000
Okay, you're on a deserted island
2117
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,870
with only hot guys surrounding you,
2118
01:31:55,870 --> 01:31:59,790
and they have mimosas
and they are fanning you.
2119
01:32:00,910 --> 01:32:02,260
- Keep going.
2120
01:32:02,260 --> 01:32:05,260
(soft, jazzy music)
2121
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:39,070
- It has rotating wheels that wheel
2122
01:32:39,070 --> 01:32:42,770
around your body, relieving tension,
2123
01:32:42,770 --> 01:32:46,440
which actually will
help you release toxins.
2124
01:32:47,660 --> 01:32:51,480
- That sounds like gobbeldy-gook to me.
2125
01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:52,790
(vibrator vibrating)
2126
01:32:52,790 --> 01:32:57,200
- Okay, so this is actually
a vibrating tool, that-
2127
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:58,620
- Really?
- Mmhmm.
2128
01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:00,710
(man sighing)
2129
01:33:00,710 --> 01:33:03,460
Yeah, doesn't that feel good?
2130
01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:08,220
(soft, jazzy music)
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