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This is Ozzie Graham
reporting on StarCrossed,
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a support group for people
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who believe they've been
abducted by aliens.
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You did call these people
weirdos.
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That's no reason
to ruin somebody's life!
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Something happened to me.
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I need to find out
what it is.
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My name is Ozzie Graham,
and I'm an experiencer.
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Hey, bud!
I seem to keep missing you.
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Listen, I know I'm not
your favorite guy lately,
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but I thought I'd check in.
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Love it if you'd pick up
one of these times I call.
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We'll patch things up.
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And if working at a small-town
paper ever loses its charm,
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you're always welcome
back at Glint, buddy.
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Anyway, I'm gonna keep
calling you until I get you.
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We miss you here on Earth.
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Hey, excuse me.
Ozzie Graham.
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I'm taking over
the police blotter
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for the Beacon Daily Gazette.
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Oh.
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Anything to report?
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Let's see.
This week?
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Yeah.
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A man shot a squirrel.
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Oh, wait, wait.
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Shot ata squirrel.
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He missed.
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Wow.
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You guys have my car in impound,
by the way.
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I thought
I recognized you.
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You hit a deer.
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Car accidents
involving animals
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are sometimes
cover memories
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used to mask
alien encounters.
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I'm not suggesting
you did that on purpose
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or murdered a deer.
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It seems like that's what
you're suggesting.
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So, did you get a chance
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to spend some time
with the orientation binder?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cover to cover.
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So, what'd you think?It was pretty dense.
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Thanks, man.
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I need to rewrite
the foreword.
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There's a lot of science
that's changed, but...
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And any thought
to picking a sponsor?
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Sponsor?
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Chapter seven.
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Right. Chapter seven.
The -- The sponsor.
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It's kind of like
an A.A. type of thing.
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-Exactly. Very similar.
-Bingo.
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Not dissimilar at all.
That's a great insight.
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We encourage everyone to kind of
find that "special someone."
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You know,
I think it's important
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to have somebody
that you can reach out to.
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Maybe late at night
if you're lonely or confused.
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I like to think of sponsorship
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really as kind of
the emotional glue
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that seals the bond
with the group.
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This could be us, buddy.
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People won't know
where you start and I begin.
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You know,
th-that sounds great,
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but also, it sounds like
a really big decision,
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and I-I don't want
to rush into it.
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It is a really important
decision,
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and it's also really important
that you try to make it
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by the end
of tonight's session.
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I'm gonna ask that of you.
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Sure.
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It's a good idea.
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Ozzie.
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-Ozzie.
-Huh?
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You'll make the right choice.
I know you.
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Don't put that much pressure
on yourself.
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You looked a little spooked
for a second there.
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Hey.
Yeah?
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Heard you're hard up
for a sponsor.
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Word travels fast
in this group.
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But my heart goes out to anyone
who's been messed with by Greys.
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Well, thanks, Ennis.
I really appreciate it, but I --
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I've got a microphone
in my head.
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Yeah, the feedback,
it's just --
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What?
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You know, I think the meeting's
getting ready to start.
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No, you just said something.I didn't say anything.
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Why don't we just
focus in?
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Okay.
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So, Kelly,
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what do you remember
about your experience?
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It was just after 1:00 a.m.
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And he appeared.
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Hi.
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I can't really describe
how I felt.
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You want to try?
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Like, emotionally horny.
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I don't know how else
to describe it.
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It's amazing.
We -- we talked all night.
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He was, like...
an amazing listener.
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And then the next thing I know,
he was gone.
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He's probably married.
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That sounds like
a positive experience.
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I just couldn't help but notice
that there were similarities
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between Chelsea's experience
and Kelly's,
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because you both had
intimate encounters
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with a tall, pale,
long-haired being
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that smelled vaguely
of lavender.
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No, our -- our experiences
are nothing alike.
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Yeah.
Mine wasn't pornographic.
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Well, maybe he just wasn't
interested in seeing you naked.
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Or maybe I don't jump
on every alien dick
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that shows up
in my kitchen.
Oh!
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There is nothing wrong
with the female orgasm.
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Um, there is
when it's yours.
Oh.
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Gina: Okay, okay.
You know what?
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-Oh, my God.
-Chelsea, stop, stop, stop.
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We're not here to do that,
okay? Okay?
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No one is trying to censor
your sexuality!
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Our experiences
are not competitions, right?
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Ozzie, um, what were you trying
to do, uh, there?
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Look, I just thought
it'd be helpful
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if we just identified
some of the patterns
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in everybody's experiences.Right.
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So that way we could investigate
what's going on, and --
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Okay, you know what?
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...figure out the truth
of what's happening to us.
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I-I-I'm gonna pause you
right there.
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StarCrossed is a place where
we talk about our feelings.
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We're not
an investigative group.
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Well, it should be.But we're not, okay?
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Well, we should be.
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We are not,
and that's the point here.
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I'm just saying it's something
I've always felt.
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I'm sharing it,
so...
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It seems silly to deny
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the similarities
in everyone's experiences.
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We all saw a bright light.
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We were all told
we were special.
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Richard: Clearly,
we're not all special.
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Kelly and Chelsea
both gave it up
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for the same
smooth-talking alien.
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Oh, my God!
Give it up.
We were just talking.
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They were different beings!Do you even listen?
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Ladies, ladies.
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All I'm saying, like in
the words of Fleetwood Mac,
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thunder is an indication
that rain is coming.
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That's not the correct lyric!No. You don't know --
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If you're gonna quote
Fleetwood Mac, get it right.
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Gina: Can we try
to talk about this?
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It's not helpful
to talk about lyrics.
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I'm trying
to make a point here, ladies.
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Gina, excuse me.
Gina, can we talk?
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Oh.
Uh, hi, Father.
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I was thinking now in my office.
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Okay.
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I guess quick pee break,
everyone.
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Proximity.
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What?
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That's what I can offer
as your sponsor.
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I live very close
to your motel.
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I have a lot of free time
on my hands, as well,
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'cause Debbie was taken.
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It's a big hole to fill.
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How do you know
where I live?
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I can also offer you
a coffee.
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I'll bring you one
when I show up.
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I'm a bit of a Sanka man
myself.
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I know where you live, too, man.
I got tons of time.
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Way more than him.
I got nothing to do.
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Like that's
a selling point?What do you care?
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You're already
somebody's sponsor.
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You sponsor Ennis.
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That doesn't count.
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I mean, all he does is talk
about crop rotation.
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So?
That's part of the deal.
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The deal is talking
about alien issues,
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and I can't get him
on the subject.
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It's all related,
Richard.
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No, it's not.
Not crop rotation.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I-I just needed
to take a time out.
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Mm.
I feel you.
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I need a time out in here,
too, sometimes.
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These people are crazy.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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I still ask myself
why I go to these things.
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How do you know
you're not crazy?
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Well, I didn't at first,
right?
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I thought this only happened
to white people.
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But then, you know,
lizard person's in your bedroom
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and you're like, "Well, damn,
I guess this is on."
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Oh.
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And I just wanted
to thank you
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for addressing that whole
Kelly/Chelsea thing.
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That thing's been
bothering me for months.
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Just feels like we should
be comparing notes, right?
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I know, I know, I know.
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I think the same thing, too.
I always thought that.
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It just feels like it would
be easier to accept this
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if I just had some proof.
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You know I can
get that for you, right?
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Proof?
Yep.
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Proof of alien life?
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What did I just say?
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There seems to be a lot of
screaming during your sessions.
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That's the sound
of healing.
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I'm getting a lot
of complaints.
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From who?
Is it from Lyle?
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Was it Lyle
from Guitar for Beginners?Gina --
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That guy
has a problem with me.
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I made a comment about Santana,
and he got very persnickety.
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It's not Lyle.It's Jackie
from the bereavement group.
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You want to know something?
She's grieving. I get it.
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I understand
that she's grieving...I will not reveal --
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...but she is a grieving liar.I will not be trusted
if I reveal my sources.
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And she is
a grieving snitch.It wasn't her.
It's not -- I want --
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Okay, so clearly
y'all have a beef
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over your cheating alien.
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Allegedlycheating alien.
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So, who here has artistic skills
besides me?
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I dabble.
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Okay, great.
So you're hired.
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I'm actually amazing.
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So, this is what I propose.
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We separate you,
and we're gonna ask you
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to describe
your respective alien.
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Start from what you remember.
Clothing, anything.
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Mags and I will draw sketches
of those descriptions,
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and then we will compare them
and see if it's the same one.
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Just sit in
for 10 minutes, okay?
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We're doing some
really good work here.
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Hey, everyone.
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Yvonne: How white?
Glow-in-the-dark white?
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What's going on here?
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We're settling a bet,
Father.
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My hypothesis
is that these two ladies
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are messing around
with the same alien.
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What?
Okay.
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Um, I-I think maybe tonight
isn't the best.
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I'm staying.
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-There was...
-A flash of light.
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Chelsea:
And suddenly, he appears.
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How did you get in here?
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I just beamed in.
No problem.
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I can't picture his face,
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but I feel like
I could tell him anything.
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I over-complicate
relationships.
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Or maybe I get
into relationships
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with over-complicated
people.
251
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And I said, "What are you
going to do to me?"
252
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:54,245
And he said, "What would you
like me to do to you?"
253
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,900
Okay.
What -- What about his face?
254
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,381
I can only really picture
his body,
255
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,557
and it didn't have
a hair on it.
256
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,038
It keeps coming in and out.
257
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,953
Maybe you're not
meeting someone
258
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,259
because on some level,
259
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,566
you don't want
to be truly known.
260
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,569
Damn.
If he was a therapist, I'd go.
261
00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,312
I-I can kind of picture
his face.
262
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,444
He was abnormally
well endowed.
263
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,143
-Okay, this is --
-Let's get to his face.
264
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,362
What did his face look like?
-His face?
265
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,756
His face, yeah.
266
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,584
Did he have a face?
267
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,194
Well,
I'm sure he had a face.
268
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,631
All right,
we're getting somewhere.
269
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,893
Yes, I mean, I saw, you know,
270
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,896
shadows of things, but...
271
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,767
Wow.
272
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:41,858
This is, like, really hard work.
273
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:45,079
John the Baptist,
give me strength.Chelsea: And he said...
274
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:50,432
You're a unique and valuable
creation, Chelsea.You're a unique and valuable
creation, Kelly.
275
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,914
Boom.
There's your proof.Yeah.
276
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,699
Two ladies, same alien.
277
00:10:56,743 --> 00:11:00,094
What are the odds?
278
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,662
They don't even look
like the same species.
279
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:06,056
Yeah, but squint.
Look at the jaw lines.
280
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,580
Richard: Hmm.
281
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,017
Faces and hands
are hard to draw.
282
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,235
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
283
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,542
That was very informative.
284
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,326
Tonight
was unusually graphic.
285
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,719
It's --
it's really not --
286
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,286
I'm not sure
this is the home
287
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,723
for whatever it is
you're doing.
288
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,030
I think the resemblance
is undeniable.
289
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,771
Don't you, Oz?
290
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,946
Ozzie?
291
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,471
That's a smoking gun
right there! Come on.
292
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,951
No, this is insane.
293
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,779
They're clearly
different beings.
294
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,999
The fact that he called you both
unique and valuable creatures,
295
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,219
that's what did it for me.
296
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,742
Wait. What?
297
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,744
They've been
in the same group for months.
298
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,181
They probably just influenced
each other subconsciously.
299
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,487
Time out.
300
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,793
Two weeks ago,
we stood over there,
301
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,795
and you knew
you'd seen aliens.
302
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,928
And we hugged,
and it was beautiful.
303
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,190
What happened to you, man?
304
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,976
I don't know what happened.
305
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:59,240
I-I...I don't know if I want
to be the type of guy
306
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,416
who rides a bicycle
to a Catholic church
307
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,548
to just talk
about aliens, all right?
308
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,681
I don't know if I want to be
the guy who lives in a motel,
309
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,117
'cause that's what I do
right now, Gerry.
310
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,162
I'm living in a motel.
311
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,467
A motel!
312
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,208
I went to college,
all right?
313
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,341
And now I'm thinking
about buying a hot plate!
314
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,386
That's what I'm doing
right now!
315
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,346
I'm thinking about getting
a hot plate, Gerry.
316
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,697
That's not what my life
was supposed to be.
317
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,133
Okay.
318
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,266
So, I'm hearing you don't want
to be riding a bicycle.
319
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,790
No, I don't want
to be riding a bicycle!
320
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:31,011
But the Beacon police department
has my car!
321
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,316
The BPD has your car?
322
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,970
Yes.
They have my car.
323
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:37,713
They said it's tied up
in paperwork or something.
324
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,714
Stay here.
325
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,020
I'll handle it.
326
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,282
Wait, Gerry.
What do you mean, "handle it"?
327
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,587
Gerry: I know a guy.
328
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,633
Don't leave!
I'm gonna get back that car!
329
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,417
It's what any good sponsor
would do!
330
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,859
What?!
Why do you keep calling me?
331
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,817
Jonathan: Hey, Ozzie,
I finally got you.
332
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,733
Listen, I never apologized
333
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,301
for whatever went down
between us.
334
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,955
You mean for outing
my sources?
335
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,957
Yeah, I feel terrible
about the whole thing.
336
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,872
So, I heard
you moved upstate.
337
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,744
Are you still writing
about that alien truther group?
338
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,963
Look, I don't work for you,
Jonathan,
339
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,225
so what I do
is none of your business.
340
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,748
You're absolutely right.
341
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,142
I just want to say
you're an amazing talent,
342
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,926
and it would be a shame
to see you
343
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,885
throw your career away
chasing bigfoot.
344
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,234
All right, you know what?
345
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:24,020
Thanks for that,
and take care, Jonathan.
346
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,980
He's not coming around,
is he?
347
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,198
No.
348
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,634
But he will.
349
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,940
They're not gonna
like that upstairs.
350
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,724
Nancy, I know.
351
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,859
Bring me my face.
I need to think.
352
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,271
Shit.
My notebook.
353
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,925
Deer:
Did you forget something?
354
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:01,928
Hey, Ozzie.
355
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,062
I'm lonely.
Let's talk a bit, okay?
356
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,498
No!
357
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,892
There's nothing to talk about
'cause you're not here.
358
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,286
Uh, yes, I am.
359
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,765
Hey, have you picked
your sponsor yet?
360
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,942
'Cause you know who'd make
a great sponsor?
361
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,247
Not interested!
362
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,684
Me.
I know you better than anyone.
363
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,036
I'm okay with it.
Honestly.
364
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,385
It's like,
what's the big deal?
365
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,908
I meet guys like this
all the time.
366
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,389
It's not the first time
I've been with, like,
367
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,433
a guy like this.
368
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,131
You know, handsome foreigner.
369
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,393
You know?
370
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:36,614
Lies to you and leaves you
the next morning.
371
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,052
Wipes your...mind.
372
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,097
You're not better than me.What?
373
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,012
I'm not saying that.No one is saying that
you're better or worse.
374
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,579
It doesn't really matter
375
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,189
because I'm not just some
single person waiting for death.
376
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,712
Chelsea, do you think
377
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,193
that your physical interaction
with the White
378
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,370
may be highlighting some issues
for you in your marriage?
379
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,198
No, my marriage is fine.
380
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,378
Hi, honey.
381
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,250
You missed dinner.
Is everything okay?
382
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,121
Yes.
Long day.
383
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,644
Going to my office.
384
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,690
I got to --
got to make some calls.
385
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,780
But it's 10:45 at night.
386
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,825
John?
387
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,610
Gina:
388
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,525
Where are you going?
-Just need to pee.
389
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,575
Oh, good.
You didn't leave.
390
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,490
You're a man of your word.How'd you get my car?
391
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,014
The less you know,
the better.
392
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,191
You said you couldn't pick
a sponsor until you had a car.
393
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,540
Well...
394
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,933
...took that
off your plate.
395
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,634
Excuse me.
We're closing for the night.
396
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,116
Oh.
I'm sorry.
397
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,247
Are you okay?
398
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,770
Yes.
399
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,859
It's an alien cover memory?
400
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,211
Seems like a lot of damage for
somebody who didn't hit a deer.
401
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,735
Yeah.
It's a puzzler.
402
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,484
You got to --
it's not on.
403
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,094
You got to match it.
No.
404
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,096
It's on a bit of an angle.
Just a bit of an angle.
405
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,663
I got it, I got it.
406
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,012
Are you sure?
407
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,666
Yes.
No, he's good.
408
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,624
Do you want me to go and get
a baby to do your job?
409
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,278
No, no.The only way he's gonna learn
410
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,888
is if he struggles
through it.
411
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:20,066
I know,
but this is...
412
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,373
Don.
Oh, boy.
413
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,723
Oh, boy.
414
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,732
-Should we call an ambulance?
-Is it his blood sugar?
415
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,219
You with the beard --
get on the ground.
416
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,829
No, not you.
417
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,135
The -- The other one
with the puffier beard.
418
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,441
Get on the ground.
419
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,095
I thought you said
you knew a guy.
420
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,922
I do.
He wasn't there, so I broke in.
421
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,403
Don't make me say it again, sir.
Get on the ground.
422
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,231
Gerry,
just get on the ground.
423
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,885
I-I'm just turning around for
a second just to talk to you.
424
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,104
You're resisting!
425
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:05,067
I'm just starting to think
that maybe my alien experience
426
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,375
is highlighting
some problems in my marriage.
427
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,550
Marriages are difficult.
428
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,812
Mm-hmm.
429
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,770
Um...
430
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,121
I'm usually
not this forward,
431
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:19,125
but have you ever
sought consolation in Christ?
432
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,127
He's an excellent
listener.
433
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,261
I think I'm Jewish.
434
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,697
But on my father's side,
435
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,047
so that doesn't really count,
right?
436
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,309
And my mother says
that she's a Buddhist,
437
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,267
but she really just believes
in Richard Gere.
438
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,836
I mean, I'm --
I'm not saying I wouldn't.
439
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,273
I'd be open to it.
440
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,275
I'm a political prisoner!
441
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,717
Missing something?
442
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,330
You saw?
443
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,114
Your crazy chart.
Yep.
444
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,029
Thanks for giving me
a question mark.
445
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,901
I wish I was kidding.
I was actually flattered.
446
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,251
It's -- It's not personal.
447
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,211
I-I'm just trying to figure out
if I belong here.
448
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,386
I get it.
449
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,127
I made the same chart
when I started.
450
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129
In my head, not on paper,
'cause I'm not a total idiot.
451
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,610
Rookie move.That's me, so...
452
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,134
But you had second thoughts?
453
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,180
I'm on my seventh
and eighth thoughts, honestly.
454
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,357
But then I think
who would I rather tell
455
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,011
about the time
I met an alien?
456
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,189
A bunch
of "reasonable people,"
457
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,408
or a bunch of crazies
and question marks.
458
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,239
Hey, Kelly.
459
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:33,373
Do you want to be
my sponsor?
460
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,896
Yeah, sure.
461
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,680
No calls after 10:00.
Just texts.
462
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,076
Oh, and would you mind
breaking it to Gerry?
463
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,164
Nice try.
464
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,601
All right.
465
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,171
Guys, guys.
It's under control.
466
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,434
Jeff: He's moved to Beacon,
and he's seeing deer.
467
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,827
That doesn't sound
under control to me.
468
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,307
Look,
the deer's on you guys.
469
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,178
You were supposed to pick
him up, wipe his mind,
470
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,441
and then implant a memory
to mask the entire experience.
471
00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,747
Basic stuff.
472
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,791
We did that part!We did all that.
473
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,402
Uh, correct me if I'm wrong,
474
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,882
but he's supposed to have
a memory of hitting a deer,
475
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,842
not seeing them
in his waking life.
476
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,844
I'm right on this, Nancy, right?
Or am I on drugs?
477
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,411
He should not
be seeing deer.
478
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,501
Hey, everyone.
Uh, can I say something?
479
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,067
What is that, Don?
480
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,504
We all might have messed up
a little.
481
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,505
Shut up, Don!
482
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,898
It's not the time.
483
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:21,986
All right,
I'm coming down there.
484
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,640
I'll take care of this.No.
485
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,599
Kurt, let's leave the Earth work
to the Earth workers, all right?
486
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,253
I got this contained.
487
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,474
What are you doing?
488
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,215
Walsh screwed this up.
489
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,086
I'm going down there.
I'm gonna take care of this guy.
490
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,393
Careful.
Don't get shot.
491
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,265
It's like the Wild West
down there.
492
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,266
What's the Wild West?
493
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,181
Didn't anyone read
my binder?
494
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,748
Don't wait up.
495
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,622
I wasn't planning
on waiting up...
496
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,450
'cause I have my own life.
497
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,352
"I got nowhere to go!"
498
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,136
"I got nowhere to go!"
499
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,268
Right?
"Officer and a Gentleman."
500
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,704
Right, yeah.It's wonderful.
501
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,445
I forgot about that.
502
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,284
Time to clean up this mess.
503
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,505
Oh!
504
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,117
Oh, God.
Oh.
505
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,399
Man on radio:
Do you need backup out there?
506
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,183
Uh, no, no.
507
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There's, uh --
There's nothing out here.
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Jesus.
What a mess.
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