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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:03,829 This is Ozzie Graham reporting on StarCrossed, 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,048 a support group for people 3 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:07,529 who believe they've been abducted by aliens. 4 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,270 You did call these people weirdos. 5 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,836 That's no reason to ruin somebody's life! 6 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,188 Something happened to me. 7 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,711 I need to find out what it is. 8 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:20,020 My name is Ozzie Graham, and I'm an experiencer. 9 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:30,769 Hey, bud! I seem to keep missing you. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,859 Listen, I know I'm not your favorite guy lately, 11 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,252 but I thought I'd check in. 12 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:37,689 Love it if you'd pick up one of these times I call. 13 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,300 We'll patch things up. 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,564 And if working at a small-town paper ever loses its charm, 15 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:45,219 you're always welcome back at Glint, buddy. 16 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:48,265 Anyway, I'm gonna keep calling you until I get you. 17 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:51,268 We miss you here on Earth. 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,448 Hey, excuse me. Ozzie Graham. 19 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,276 I'm taking over the police blotter 20 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,017 for the Beacon Daily Gazette. 21 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,323 Oh. 22 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:03,976 Anything to report? 23 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,152 Let's see. This week? 24 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:06,414 Yeah. 25 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:07,806 A man shot a squirrel. 26 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,199 Oh, wait, wait. 27 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,505 Shot ata squirrel. 28 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:11,767 He missed. 29 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,073 Wow. 30 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:18,034 You guys have my car in impound, by the way. 31 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,341 I thought I recognized you. 32 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,560 You hit a deer. 33 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:26,042 Car accidents involving animals 34 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,131 are sometimes cover memories 35 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,220 used to mask alien encounters. 36 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:35,834 I'm not suggesting you did that on purpose 37 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,227 or murdered a deer. 38 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,621 It seems like that's what you're suggesting. 39 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:54,549 So, did you get a chance 40 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,333 to spend some time with the orientation binder? 41 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,682 Yeah, yeah. 42 00:01:57,726 --> 00:01:59,336 Cover to cover. 43 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:02,078 So, what'd you think?It was pretty dense. 44 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,079 Thanks, man. 45 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,602 I need to rewrite the foreword. 46 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:07,344 There's a lot of science that's changed, but... 47 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,999 And any thought to picking a sponsor? 48 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,348 Sponsor? 49 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,610 Chapter seven. 50 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:15,004 Right. Chapter seven. The -- The sponsor. 51 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,658 It's kind of like an A.A. type of thing. 52 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,181 -Exactly. Very similar. -Bingo. 53 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,314 Not dissimilar at all. That's a great insight. 54 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:24,274 We encourage everyone to kind of find that "special someone." 55 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,754 You know, I think it's important 56 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:27,364 to have somebody that you can reach out to. 57 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:30,193 Maybe late at night if you're lonely or confused. 58 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,282 I like to think of sponsorship 59 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:35,067 really as kind of the emotional glue 60 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,678 that seals the bond with the group. 61 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,288 This could be us, buddy. 62 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:41,117 People won't know where you start and I begin. 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,032 You know, th-that sounds great, 64 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,817 but also, it sounds like a really big decision, 65 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,864 and I-I don't want to rush into it. 66 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,214 It is a really important decision, 67 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,956 and it's also really important that you try to make it 68 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,349 by the end of tonight's session. 69 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:56,567 I'm gonna ask that of you. 70 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,090 Sure. 71 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,659 It's a good idea. 72 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,270 Ozzie. 73 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,228 -Ozzie. -Huh? 74 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,925 You'll make the right choice. I know you. 75 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,536 Don't put that much pressure on yourself. 76 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,887 You looked a little spooked for a second there. 77 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,682 Hey. Yeah? 78 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,336 Heard you're hard up for a sponsor. 79 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,208 Word travels fast in this group. 80 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,993 But my heart goes out to anyone who's been messed with by Greys. 81 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,821 Well, thanks, Ennis. I really appreciate it, but I -- 82 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:34,692 I've got a microphone in my head. 83 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:37,478 Yeah, the feedback, it's just -- 84 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,088 What? 85 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:40,829 You know, I think the meeting's getting ready to start. 86 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,483 No, you just said something.I didn't say anything. 87 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,485 Why don't we just focus in? 88 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,790 Okay. 89 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,444 So, Kelly, 90 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,794 what do you remember about your experience? 91 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:52,362 It was just after 1:00 a.m. 92 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,975 And he appeared. 93 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,849 Hi. 94 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,590 I can't really describe how I felt. 95 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:03,808 You want to try? 96 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:06,507 Like, emotionally horny. 97 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,205 I don't know how else to describe it. 98 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,253 It's amazing. We -- we talked all night. 99 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:17,387 He was, like... an amazing listener. 100 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,870 And then the next thing I know, he was gone. 101 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,872 He's probably married. 102 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,613 That sounds like a positive experience. 103 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:29,530 I just couldn't help but notice that there were similarities 104 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:32,446 between Chelsea's experience and Kelly's, 105 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,318 because you both had intimate encounters 106 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,320 with a tall, pale, long-haired being 107 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,017 that smelled vaguely of lavender. 108 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:42,282 No, our -- our experiences are nothing alike. 109 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,196 Yeah. Mine wasn't pornographic. 110 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,242 Well, maybe he just wasn't interested in seeing you naked. 111 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,375 Or maybe I don't jump on every alien dick 112 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,941 that shows up in my kitchen. Oh! 113 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:52,379 There is nothing wrong with the female orgasm. 114 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,946 Um, there is when it's yours. Oh. 115 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,687 Gina: Okay, okay. You know what? 116 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,085 -Oh, my God. -Chelsea, stop, stop, stop. 117 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,174 We're not here to do that, okay? Okay? 118 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:09,352 No one is trying to censor your sexuality! 119 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:13,487 Our experiences are not competitions, right? 120 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:16,881 Ozzie, um, what were you trying to do, uh, there? 121 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,535 Look, I just thought it'd be helpful 122 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:21,364 if we just identified some of the patterns 123 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,061 in everybody's experiences.Right. 124 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,412 So that way we could investigate what's going on, and -- 125 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,065 Okay, you know what? 126 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,328 ...figure out the truth of what's happening to us. 127 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,155 I-I-I'm gonna pause you right there. 128 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:34,595 StarCrossed is a place where we talk about our feelings. 129 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,945 We're not an investigative group. 130 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,773 Well, it should be.But we're not, okay? 131 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,165 Well, we should be. 132 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,515 We are not, and that's the point here. 133 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:42,994 I'm just saying it's something I've always felt. 134 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,474 I'm sharing it, so... 135 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:45,736 It seems silly to deny 136 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,086 the similarities in everyone's experiences. 137 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,001 We all saw a bright light. 138 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,090 We were all told we were special. 139 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:54,179 Richard: Clearly, we're not all special. 140 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,920 Kelly and Chelsea both gave it up 141 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,400 for the same smooth-talking alien. 142 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,271 Oh, my God! Give it up. We were just talking. 143 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:00,838 They were different beings!Do you even listen? 144 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,492 Ladies, ladies. 145 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,625 All I'm saying, like in the words of Fleetwood Mac, 146 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,453 thunder is an indication that rain is coming. 147 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,411 That's not the correct lyric!No. You don't know -- 148 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,021 If you're gonna quote Fleetwood Mac, get it right. 149 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,414 Gina: Can we try to talk about this? 150 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,416 It's not helpful to talk about lyrics. 151 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,853 I'm trying to make a point here, ladies. 152 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,638 Gina, excuse me. Gina, can we talk? 153 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,596 Oh. Uh, hi, Father. 154 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,424 I was thinking now in my office. 155 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,469 Okay. 156 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,210 I guess quick pee break, everyone. 157 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,437 Proximity. 158 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:35,830 What? 159 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,441 That's what I can offer as your sponsor. 160 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,138 I live very close to your motel. 161 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,836 I have a lot of free time on my hands, as well, 162 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,925 'cause Debbie was taken. 163 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,666 It's a big hole to fill. 164 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:46,928 How do you know where I live? 165 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,277 I can also offer you a coffee. 166 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,670 I'll bring you one when I show up. 167 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,323 I'm a bit of a Sanka man myself. 168 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,064 I know where you live, too, man. I got tons of time. 169 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,327 Way more than him. I got nothing to do. 170 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,981 Like that's a selling point?What do you care? 171 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,505 You're already somebody's sponsor. 172 00:06:58,548 --> 00:06:59,810 You sponsor Ennis. 173 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,333 That doesn't count. 174 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,031 I mean, all he does is talk about crop rotation. 175 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,511 So? That's part of the deal. 176 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,513 The deal is talking about alien issues, 177 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,949 and I can't get him on the subject. 178 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,385 It's all related, Richard. 179 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,431 No, it's not. Not crop rotation. 180 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,000 Everything okay? 181 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,349 Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,569 I-I just needed to take a time out. 183 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,962 Mm. I feel you. 184 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,790 I need a time out in here, too, sometimes. 185 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,748 These people are crazy. 186 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,663 Oh, hell yeah. 187 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,970 I still ask myself why I go to these things. 188 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,711 How do you know you're not crazy? 189 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,452 Well, I didn't at first, right? 190 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,192 I thought this only happened to white people. 191 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:37,021 But then, you know, lizard person's in your bedroom 192 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,371 and you're like, "Well, damn, I guess this is on." 193 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,635 Oh. 194 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,071 And I just wanted to thank you 195 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:46,640 for addressing that whole Kelly/Chelsea thing. 196 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,511 That thing's been bothering me for months. 197 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,513 Just feels like we should be comparing notes, right? 198 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,036 I know, I know, I know. 199 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,690 I think the same thing, too. I always thought that. 200 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,780 It just feels like it would be easier to accept this 201 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,000 if I just had some proof. 202 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:02,090 You know I can get that for you, right? 203 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,180 Proof? Yep. 204 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,704 Proof of alien life? 205 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:10,185 What did I just say? 206 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:16,757 There seems to be a lot of screaming during your sessions. 207 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,454 That's the sound of healing. 208 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,977 I'm getting a lot of complaints. 209 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,892 From who? Is it from Lyle? 210 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,373 Was it Lyle from Guitar for Beginners?Gina -- 211 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,983 That guy has a problem with me. 212 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,595 I made a comment about Santana, and he got very persnickety. 213 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,727 It's not Lyle.It's Jackie from the bereavement group. 214 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,947 You want to know something? She's grieving. I get it. 215 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,123 I understand that she's grieving...I will not reveal -- 216 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,299 ...but she is a grieving liar.I will not be trusted if I reveal my sources. 217 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,692 And she is a grieving snitch.It wasn't her. It's not -- I want -- 218 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,041 Okay, so clearly y'all have a beef 219 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,172 over your cheating alien. 220 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,611 Allegedlycheating alien. 221 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:48,092 So, who here has artistic skills besides me? 222 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,529 I dabble. 223 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,747 Okay, great. So you're hired. 224 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:51,879 I'm actually amazing. 225 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,445 So, this is what I propose. 226 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,970 We separate you, and we're gonna ask you 227 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,320 to describe your respective alien. 228 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,888 Start from what you remember. Clothing, anything. 229 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:03,847 Mags and I will draw sketches of those descriptions, 230 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:07,155 and then we will compare them and see if it's the same one. 231 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,765 Just sit in for 10 minutes, okay? 232 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,637 We're doing some really good work here. 233 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,595 Hey, everyone. 234 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,857 Yvonne: How white? Glow-in-the-dark white? 235 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,119 What's going on here? 236 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,599 We're settling a bet, Father. 237 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,862 My hypothesis is that these two ladies 238 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,777 are messing around with the same alien. 239 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,083 What? Okay. 240 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,693 Um, I-I think maybe tonight isn't the best. 241 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,608 I'm staying. 242 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,392 -There was... -A flash of light. 243 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,048 Chelsea: And suddenly, he appears. 244 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,267 How did you get in here? 245 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,575 I just beamed in. No problem. 246 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,100 I can't picture his face, 247 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,363 but I feel like I could tell him anything. 248 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:44,018 I over-complicate relationships. 249 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,889 Or maybe I get into relationships 250 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,630 with over-complicated people. 251 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,459 And I said, "What are you going to do to me?" 252 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:54,245 And he said, "What would you like me to do to you?" 253 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,900 Okay. What -- What about his face? 254 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,381 I can only really picture his body, 255 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,557 and it didn't have a hair on it. 256 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,038 It keeps coming in and out. 257 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,953 Maybe you're not meeting someone 258 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,259 because on some level, 259 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,566 you don't want to be truly known. 260 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,569 Damn. If he was a therapist, I'd go. 261 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,312 I-I can kind of picture his face. 262 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,444 He was abnormally well endowed. 263 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,143 -Okay, this is -- -Let's get to his face. 264 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,362 What did his face look like? -His face? 265 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,756 His face, yeah. 266 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,584 Did he have a face? 267 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,194 Well, I'm sure he had a face. 268 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,631 All right, we're getting somewhere. 269 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,893 Yes, I mean, I saw, you know, 270 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,896 shadows of things, but... 271 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,767 Wow. 272 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:41,858 This is, like, really hard work. 273 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:45,079 John the Baptist, give me strength.Chelsea: And he said... 274 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:50,432 You're a unique and valuable creation, Chelsea.You're a unique and valuable creation, Kelly. 275 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,914 Boom. There's your proof.Yeah. 276 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,699 Two ladies, same alien. 277 00:10:56,743 --> 00:11:00,094 What are the odds? 278 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,662 They don't even look like the same species. 279 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:06,056 Yeah, but squint. Look at the jaw lines. 280 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,580 Richard: Hmm. 281 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,017 Faces and hands are hard to draw. 282 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,235 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 283 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,542 That was very informative. 284 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,326 Tonight was unusually graphic. 285 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,719 It's -- it's really not -- 286 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,286 I'm not sure this is the home 287 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,723 for whatever it is you're doing. 288 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,030 I think the resemblance is undeniable. 289 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,771 Don't you, Oz? 290 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,946 Ozzie? 291 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,471 That's a smoking gun right there! Come on. 292 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,951 No, this is insane. 293 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,779 They're clearly different beings. 294 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,999 The fact that he called you both unique and valuable creatures, 295 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,219 that's what did it for me. 296 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,742 Wait. What? 297 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,744 They've been in the same group for months. 298 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,181 They probably just influenced each other subconsciously. 299 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,487 Time out. 300 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,793 Two weeks ago, we stood over there, 301 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,795 and you knew you'd seen aliens. 302 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,928 And we hugged, and it was beautiful. 303 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,190 What happened to you, man? 304 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,976 I don't know what happened. 305 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:59,240 I-I...I don't know if I want to be the type of guy 306 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,416 who rides a bicycle to a Catholic church 307 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,548 to just talk about aliens, all right? 308 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,681 I don't know if I want to be the guy who lives in a motel, 309 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,117 'cause that's what I do right now, Gerry. 310 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,162 I'm living in a motel. 311 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,467 A motel! 312 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,208 I went to college, all right? 313 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,341 And now I'm thinking about buying a hot plate! 314 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,386 That's what I'm doing right now! 315 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,346 I'm thinking about getting a hot plate, Gerry. 316 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,697 That's not what my life was supposed to be. 317 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,133 Okay. 318 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,266 So, I'm hearing you don't want to be riding a bicycle. 319 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,790 No, I don't want to be riding a bicycle! 320 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:31,011 But the Beacon police department has my car! 321 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,316 The BPD has your car? 322 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,970 Yes. They have my car. 323 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:37,713 They said it's tied up in paperwork or something. 324 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,714 Stay here. 325 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,020 I'll handle it. 326 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,282 Wait, Gerry. What do you mean, "handle it"? 327 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,587 Gerry: I know a guy. 328 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,633 Don't leave! I'm gonna get back that car! 329 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,417 It's what any good sponsor would do! 330 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,859 What?! Why do you keep calling me? 331 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,817 Jonathan: Hey, Ozzie, I finally got you. 332 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,733 Listen, I never apologized 333 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,301 for whatever went down between us. 334 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,955 You mean for outing my sources? 335 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,957 Yeah, I feel terrible about the whole thing. 336 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,872 So, I heard you moved upstate. 337 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,744 Are you still writing about that alien truther group? 338 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,963 Look, I don't work for you, Jonathan, 339 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,225 so what I do is none of your business. 340 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,748 You're absolutely right. 341 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,142 I just want to say you're an amazing talent, 342 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,926 and it would be a shame to see you 343 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,885 throw your career away chasing bigfoot. 344 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,234 All right, you know what? 345 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:24,020 Thanks for that, and take care, Jonathan. 346 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,980 He's not coming around, is he? 347 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,198 No. 348 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,634 But he will. 349 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,940 They're not gonna like that upstairs. 350 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,724 Nancy, I know. 351 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,859 Bring me my face. I need to think. 352 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,271 Shit. My notebook. 353 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,925 Deer: Did you forget something? 354 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:01,928 Hey, Ozzie. 355 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,062 I'm lonely. Let's talk a bit, okay? 356 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,498 No! 357 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,892 There's nothing to talk about 'cause you're not here. 358 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,286 Uh, yes, I am. 359 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,765 Hey, have you picked your sponsor yet? 360 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,942 'Cause you know who'd make a great sponsor? 361 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,247 Not interested! 362 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,684 Me. I know you better than anyone. 363 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,036 I'm okay with it. Honestly. 364 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,385 It's like, what's the big deal? 365 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,908 I meet guys like this all the time. 366 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,389 It's not the first time I've been with, like, 367 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,433 a guy like this. 368 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,131 You know, handsome foreigner. 369 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,393 You know? 370 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:36,614 Lies to you and leaves you the next morning. 371 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,052 Wipes your...mind. 372 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,097 You're not better than me.What? 373 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,012 I'm not saying that.No one is saying that you're better or worse. 374 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,579 It doesn't really matter 375 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,189 because I'm not just some single person waiting for death. 376 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,712 Chelsea, do you think 377 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,193 that your physical interaction with the White 378 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,370 may be highlighting some issues for you in your marriage? 379 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,198 No, my marriage is fine. 380 00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,378 Hi, honey. 381 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,250 You missed dinner. Is everything okay? 382 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,121 Yes. Long day. 383 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,644 Going to my office. 384 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,690 I got to -- got to make some calls. 385 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,780 But it's 10:45 at night. 386 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,825 John? 387 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,610 Gina: 388 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,525 Where are you going? -Just need to pee. 389 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,575 Oh, good. You didn't leave. 390 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,490 You're a man of your word.How'd you get my car? 391 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,014 The less you know, the better. 392 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,191 You said you couldn't pick a sponsor until you had a car. 393 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,540 Well... 394 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,933 ...took that off your plate. 395 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,634 Excuse me. We're closing for the night. 396 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,116 Oh. I'm sorry. 397 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,247 Are you okay? 398 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,770 Yes. 399 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,859 It's an alien cover memory? 400 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,211 Seems like a lot of damage for somebody who didn't hit a deer. 401 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,735 Yeah. It's a puzzler. 402 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,484 You got to -- it's not on. 403 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,094 You got to match it. No. 404 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,096 It's on a bit of an angle. Just a bit of an angle. 405 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,663 I got it, I got it. 406 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,012 Are you sure? 407 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,666 Yes. No, he's good. 408 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,624 Do you want me to go and get a baby to do your job? 409 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,278 No, no.The only way he's gonna learn 410 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,888 is if he struggles through it. 411 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:20,066 I know, but this is... 412 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,373 Don. Oh, boy. 413 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,723 Oh, boy. 414 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,732 -Should we call an ambulance? -Is it his blood sugar? 415 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,219 You with the beard -- get on the ground. 416 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,829 No, not you. 417 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,135 The -- The other one with the puffier beard. 418 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,441 Get on the ground. 419 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,095 I thought you said you knew a guy. 420 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,922 I do. He wasn't there, so I broke in. 421 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,403 Don't make me say it again, sir. Get on the ground. 422 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,231 Gerry, just get on the ground. 423 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,885 I-I'm just turning around for a second just to talk to you. 424 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,104 You're resisting! 425 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:05,067 I'm just starting to think that maybe my alien experience 426 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,375 is highlighting some problems in my marriage. 427 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,550 Marriages are difficult. 428 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,812 Mm-hmm. 429 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,770 Um... 430 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,121 I'm usually not this forward, 431 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:19,125 but have you ever sought consolation in Christ? 432 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,127 He's an excellent listener. 433 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,261 I think I'm Jewish. 434 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,697 But on my father's side, 435 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,047 so that doesn't really count, right? 436 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,309 And my mother says that she's a Buddhist, 437 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,267 but she really just believes in Richard Gere. 438 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,836 I mean, I'm -- I'm not saying I wouldn't. 439 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,273 I'd be open to it. 440 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,275 I'm a political prisoner! 441 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,717 Missing something? 442 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,330 You saw? 443 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,114 Your crazy chart. Yep. 444 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,029 Thanks for giving me a question mark. 445 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,901 I wish I was kidding. I was actually flattered. 446 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,251 It's -- It's not personal. 447 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,211 I-I'm just trying to figure out if I belong here. 448 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,386 I get it. 449 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,127 I made the same chart when I started. 450 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129 In my head, not on paper, 'cause I'm not a total idiot. 451 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,610 Rookie move.That's me, so... 452 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,134 But you had second thoughts? 453 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,180 I'm on my seventh and eighth thoughts, honestly. 454 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,357 But then I think who would I rather tell 455 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,011 about the time I met an alien? 456 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,189 A bunch of "reasonable people," 457 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,408 or a bunch of crazies and question marks. 458 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,239 Hey, Kelly. 459 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:33,373 Do you want to be my sponsor? 460 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,896 Yeah, sure. 461 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,680 No calls after 10:00. Just texts. 462 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,076 Oh, and would you mind breaking it to Gerry? 463 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,164 Nice try. 464 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,601 All right. 465 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,171 Guys, guys. It's under control. 466 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,434 Jeff: He's moved to Beacon, and he's seeing deer. 467 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,827 That doesn't sound under control to me. 468 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,307 Look, the deer's on you guys. 469 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,178 You were supposed to pick him up, wipe his mind, 470 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,441 and then implant a memory to mask the entire experience. 471 00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,747 Basic stuff. 472 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,791 We did that part!We did all that. 473 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,402 Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, 474 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,882 but he's supposed to have a memory of hitting a deer, 475 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,842 not seeing them in his waking life. 476 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,844 I'm right on this, Nancy, right? Or am I on drugs? 477 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,411 He should not be seeing deer. 478 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,501 Hey, everyone. Uh, can I say something? 479 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,067 What is that, Don? 480 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,504 We all might have messed up a little. 481 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,505 Shut up, Don! 482 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,898 It's not the time. 483 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:21,986 All right, I'm coming down there. 484 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,640 I'll take care of this.No. 485 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,599 Kurt, let's leave the Earth work to the Earth workers, all right? 486 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,253 I got this contained. 487 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,474 What are you doing? 488 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,215 Walsh screwed this up. 489 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,086 I'm going down there. I'm gonna take care of this guy. 490 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,393 Careful. Don't get shot. 491 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,265 It's like the Wild West down there. 492 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,266 What's the Wild West? 493 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,181 Didn't anyone read my binder? 494 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,748 Don't wait up. 495 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,622 I wasn't planning on waiting up... 496 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,450 'cause I have my own life. 497 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,352 "I got nowhere to go!" 498 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,136 "I got nowhere to go!" 499 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,268 Right? "Officer and a Gentleman." 500 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,704 Right, yeah.It's wonderful. 501 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,445 I forgot about that. 502 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,284 Time to clean up this mess. 503 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,505 Oh! 504 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,117 Oh, God. Oh. 505 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,399 Man on radio: Do you need backup out there? 506 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,183 Uh, no, no. 507 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:15,099 There's, uh -- There's nothing out here. 508 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,233 Jesus. What a mess. 36845

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