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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,303 --> 00:00:09,303 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:15,877 --> 00:01:17,712 Get the lead out, Billy. 3 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,347 You need to go over to that sand trap and clean it out. 4 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,317 Looks like a coyote left you a fuzzy masterpiece. 5 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:28,155 At least I think it was a coyote. 6 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:29,657 You think it was a coyote? 7 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,628 Things are still a little vague from last night. 8 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:36,731 Partied with the college golf team. 9 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,867 I'm Honky Kong bitches! 10 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,437 And I'm princess pee! 11 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,640 You better run, pussies! 12 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:48,076 Look at 'em go! 13 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,409 Woke up in the sand trap. 14 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:50,845 Now get to it! 15 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,813 We're burning daylight. 16 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,816 Your wife was asking for you. 17 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:56,918 Do ya think? 18 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,697 Rally the troops. 19 00:02:09,731 --> 00:02:11,365 T-Rex havoc is a go. 20 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,315 No way. 21 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,853 Are you serious? 22 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,521 Camel Towing? 23 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,355 Hell yeah, Camel Towing. 24 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,390 I'm very serious. 25 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,825 Put your best foot forward, huh? 26 00:02:37,859 --> 00:02:38,760 Good marketing plan. 27 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,795 Come on, a guy with a sense of humor. 28 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:41,629 I got a job. 29 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:43,598 - Ooh! - Ooh, yeah. 30 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,932 Can I get your number? I'll give you my number. 31 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:47,200 I'll give you a free ride on me,.. right on me. 32 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:52,239 We believe there's some excellent 33 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,474 We've done our research. 34 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:56,410 We're confident this will connect 35 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,713 with the demographic you're aiming for. 36 00:02:59,881 --> 00:03:01,248 What do you think, Jim? 37 00:03:02,884 --> 00:03:05,987 Well, I do like the logo, I do. 38 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:09,256 But this don't make me want to buy my hot sauce. 39 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,490 Uh-uh! 40 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,960 This makes me to buy milk. 41 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:16,363 "One drop is hot enough for two," really? 42 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,230 Hold on. 43 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:18,833 Hey, we have some tamer suggestions. 44 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,968 I mean Ted came up with a good one. 45 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:23,905 "Let the fire loose," boom! 46 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,907 Now that is tamer, for sure. 47 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,442 But unfortunately, Ted, you're an idiot. 48 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,310 That translates in Portuguese 49 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,814 to suffer from burning diarrhea. 50 00:03:32,847 --> 00:03:33,480 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 51 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,949 How about "one hot mother?" 52 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:35,950 No, I told you boys 53 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:39,419 I wanted to appeal to the little millennials. 54 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,823 I wanted something cool and extreme. 55 00:03:41,856 --> 00:03:44,391 Instead, you give me big ol' titties? 56 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,461 Now, I appreciate all your efforts, I do. 57 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,463 But unfortunately, Doug, it's a no. 58 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,599 Come on Jim, just give us another 24 hours. 59 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,000 We'll get a winner for you. 60 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:55,803 All right, I like you boys. 61 00:03:55,837 --> 00:03:57,538 I'll give you another day. 62 00:03:57,572 --> 00:04:00,808 But I want something that says "summertime extreme!" 63 00:04:00,842 --> 00:04:03,978 I want people to say, "Hot damn!" 64 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,046 - Hot Damn! - Hot damn! 65 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,013 Hot damn! 66 00:04:06,047 --> 00:04:07,715 - Damn! - Hey, we're on it. 67 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:08,716 We're on it. 68 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,917 Thanks a lot. 69 00:04:09,951 --> 00:04:10,618 The extra time means a lot. 70 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,886 You're very welcome, Douglas. 71 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,055 Now, I appreciate it, and I want you boys to know something. 72 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,289 She do have a nice rack. 73 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,592 All right, I'll give you that. 74 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,660 And I'm gonna take this thing home with me 75 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,863 if you don't mind. 76 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:24,532 I'd like to study her a little deeper, 77 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,834 if you know what I mean. 78 00:04:26,868 --> 00:04:28,936 Did you see what I did there, Ted? 79 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,771 Did you see that, Chris? 80 00:04:29,804 --> 00:04:30,638 I said "deeper." 81 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:32,673 Hey, God bless. 82 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:33,808 God bless you boys. 83 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:34,842 Likewise. 84 00:04:34,876 --> 00:04:36,043 God bless, Jim. 85 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,479 That guy's a nimrod. 86 00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:41,048 I don't think this stuff's food. 87 00:04:41,082 --> 00:04:42,550 I'm dying. 88 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,785 He may be a nimrod, 89 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:45,987 but he's a useful nimrod right now. 90 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,188 You know if business wasn't so slow, 91 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:50,925 I'd tell him to shove his hot sauce up his hot damn ass! 92 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:55,328 Hey, thanks again for lending me your freestyle ski, Mark. 93 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:56,164 Absolutely, brother. 94 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:57,565 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 95 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,834 Oh man, you are so getting fired. 96 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,804 Oh yeah, and I'm going out with a bang. 97 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:04,404 All right, you ready? 98 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:05,405 We're live. 99 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,841 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 100 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,510 This is future world champion jet skier Billy Burnett. 101 00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:12,513 Stay tuned, you are about to see how I roll. 102 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:14,048 Pin it to win it, baby! 103 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,082 Woo! 104 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:27,327 Hello. 105 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,229 This is Douglas Burnett. 106 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:29,864 Just seeing if you got my car delivered 107 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,431 to the Refuge okay? 108 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,835 Oh, all good, all good, Mr. Burnett. 109 00:05:33,868 --> 00:05:36,037 Yeah, yeah, I just dropped her off right underneath the pool 110 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,973 where all the other cars are on display just like you asked. 111 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,074 Okay, good. 112 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,008 I just wanted to make sure 113 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:43,511 my baby didn't get scratched or anything. 114 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,545 Oh, don't you worry, sir. 115 00:05:44,579 --> 00:05:47,380 You are in the best hands possible, I promise. 116 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,816 - Thank you. - Hey, thank you. 117 00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:53,588 Woo, let's do this, guys! 118 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:08,970 T-Rex is hungry for you, Jerry! 119 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:10,004 Let's go, baby! 120 00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:14,942 Well, that's something you don't see everyday. 121 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:16,010 I gotta check this out. 122 00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:19,847 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jerry Aldridge, 123 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:21,816 and this is my wife, Cindy. 124 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,585 Welcome to the Refuge Golf and Country Club, 125 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:26,787 Horn Winery charity event. 126 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,055 We're so glad you're here. 127 00:06:28,089 --> 00:06:32,059 Now grab a glass of wine or a cocktail and enjoy yourselves. 128 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:34,962 We're going to start the festivities in just a moment. 129 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,875 Woo, let's go guys! 130 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,621 Big move coming up. 131 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,493 There's a dinosaur jet skiing in the swimming pool! 132 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:58,512 Oh, Jerry. 133 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,815 - You're fired! - Welcome to the party! 134 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,250 Are you a little thirsty? 135 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,487 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. 136 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,503 Oh no, my dad's car. 137 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:24,905 He's gonna kill me. 138 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,908 I can't believe it. 139 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,077 I'm gonna kill him! 140 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:31,979 It's just a car, Douglas. 141 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:32,913 It can be fixed. 142 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,081 It's not just a car. 143 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:35,583 It's a collector's item. 144 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,018 I love this car. 145 00:08:38,119 --> 00:08:40,121 I was gonna pass this car on to Billy someday, 146 00:08:40,154 --> 00:08:41,188 but that's never happening now. 147 00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:42,256 Can you calm down? 148 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,124 No, no, no. 149 00:08:43,157 --> 00:08:44,859 Every week it's something new with him, 150 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,894 a new video for his internet followers, 151 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:47,995 and a new pain in my ass. 152 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:49,930 That's it, he's out. 153 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,165 We have been over this before. 154 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,733 You are not kicking him out. 155 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:53,534 He's 21. 156 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,935 When I was 21, you know what I did? 157 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,070 I didn't have one job. 158 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:59,740 I had two jobs, and I was on my own busting my ass. 159 00:08:59,774 --> 00:09:01,575 Maybe if you were around more. 160 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,209 Talk to him. 161 00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:03,277 At least show an interest. 162 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,513 I find that a little difficult 163 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:07,314 when he's shooting video of himself in a dinosaur costume 164 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:09,083 shooting bottle rockets out his ass! 165 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,985 Show an interest in his jet skiing. 166 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,686 He has been talking about wanting to be 167 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,988 a pro jet skier for years. 168 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,189 He's a quitter. 169 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,891 How are you gonna a pro at anything when you're a quitter? 170 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,193 I mean, as soon as the going gets tough, 171 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,928 he moves on to his next adventure. 172 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,930 I don't ask for much as a father. 173 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,965 Just once, if he could just see something through, 174 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,801 one thing, focus on that. 175 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,936 Jet skiing is what he is passionate about. 176 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:29,837 Oh, oh. 177 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:30,704 See? See? 178 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:31,506 Right there, don't try to defend him. 179 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:32,339 What kind of future's jet skiing? 180 00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:34,775 He's just gonna get a bitchin' tan, 181 00:09:34,809 --> 00:09:36,143 sell some knockoff sunglasses, 182 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:38,212 and work out of some beach shack. 183 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,914 And you know I've never told you this, 184 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,916 you're an enabler and you're codependent, 185 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,350 - and you know what... - Okay... 186 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:45,586 I cannot talk to you when you're like this. 187 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:52,660 Great, my car and my wife. 188 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,594 What a joke. 189 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,329 God. 190 00:09:57,398 --> 00:09:59,033 Yes, sir. 191 00:09:59,066 --> 00:09:59,967 I feel you on that. 192 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,370 When she's not happy, you're not happy, huh? 193 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:06,040 My damn kid, what I'm gonna do with him? 194 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,374 I mean, I called in a huge favor 195 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:10,044 to get him this job that he just threw it away. 196 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,213 Forgive me for eavesdropping Mr. Burnett. 197 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,948 I didn't mean to overhear anything. 198 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,951 But I actually might have a solution 199 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,353 that could just solve all your problems in one shot. 200 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,789 - Yeah, right here. - Oh, no. 201 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,124 Whoa, that's really morbid. 202 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:25,426 - No, no, I would not. - Head area, the head area. 203 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,161 Sir, I would not suggest that. 204 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,763 You own an add agency, right? 205 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,831 Yeah. 206 00:10:30,865 --> 00:10:32,800 Okay, so if you can get just one of your clients 207 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,901 to sponsor a jet ski team, 208 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,837 you look like the most supportive dad in the world, 209 00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,706 you get rid of your kid for the entire summer, 210 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,008 and, the missus there might give you 211 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,110 a little bit of that newlywed nookie, 212 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:44,879 if you know what I'm saying. 213 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,014 Well, what kind of nimrod 214 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,416 would sponsor a screw-up like Billy? 215 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:50,684 Huh, tell me that. 216 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,253 A useful nimrod. 217 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:53,921 Ah! Hot damn! 218 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,561 Yeah, I don't know Mr. Burnett, 219 00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:01,962 but I was just checking out Billy's followers earlier, 220 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,797 he's got a couple hundred thousand, right? 221 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,100 So you mix those numbers with your sales skills. 222 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,103 Trust me, I know talent when I see it. 223 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,005 I used to wrench for the greatest jet skier of all time, 224 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,306 this guy Jarid Harper, right? 225 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,909 He's a five-time world champion jet skier. 226 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,112 Trust me when I say your son Billy, he's really good. 227 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,714 This Jarid Harper, is there any way you can get him, 228 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,850 you know like, to come onboard 229 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,352 as Billy's personal one-on-one coach? 230 00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:28,122 You know, at least for name value or appearance sake? 231 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,990 I like where you're going with this, Mr. Burnett. 232 00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:31,192 Very smart. 233 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:33,060 Yeah, yeah, Jarid actually happens to be my best friend. 234 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,395 Traveled the world with him. 235 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,963 We've done lots of crazy things together. 236 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,164 We're very close. 237 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:40,801 So I could get the world's greatest jet skier of all time 238 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,736 to come out of retirement, coach your son, 239 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:46,774 who's like the most badass, extreme new rider on the planet. 240 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,142 Come on, boom! 241 00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:54,215 Hot damn. 242 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,953 Keep this clipped to your life vest at all times, okay? 243 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,921 If you fall off, it'll shut the motor off. 244 00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,790 Now, this is the slow area. 245 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,091 You gotta go slow here. 246 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,293 And you can go faster once you reach the buoy. 247 00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:08,028 Oh, okay, go fast to the buoy. 248 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,464 No, no, no, no, no, no, ah... 249 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,900 No wake in this area, okay, slow. 250 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,937 No waves until you reach the buoy. 251 00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:20,040 Oh, wave to buoy? 252 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,910 No, no, no okay, in this area... 253 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,011 Do you need some help? 254 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,045 Oh, yes, please. 255 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,046 Thank you. 256 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,815 - Konichiwa. - Oh, konichiwa... 257 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,086 What's up, man? 258 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,887 - Wow. - Yeah, wow. 259 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,089 - How you doing? - Doing good. 260 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,358 You got yourself a new employee there? 261 00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:38,292 Yes, I do. 262 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,927 And, no, you can't. 263 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,128 Oh, come on. 264 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,063 So, what brings you 265 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,999 all the way out here to Havasu, Dog? 266 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,067 Oh, just your old wrench bringing you 267 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:50,004 the best opportunity you've had in years. 268 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:50,938 Well, you know, nothing's changed. 269 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,973 "I'm retired," I know, I know, I know. 270 00:12:53,007 --> 00:12:54,441 Look, I'm not talking about you racing. 271 00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:57,011 No, I'm talking about you coaching a new kid. 272 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,979 I mean, that is, unless you'd rather stay here 273 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,949 and teach tourists how to ride through the no wake zone? 274 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,220 Hey, hey, plus, plus, I got us a full sponsorship deal 275 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,056 from our friends at Grim Ripper Hot Sauce! 276 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,058 Huh, what does that do for ya? 277 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,060 A new kid with a full sponsorship? 278 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,061 Is he really that good? 279 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,996 Oh yeah, he reminds me of you at his age. 280 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,032 He's fast and fearless. 281 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,601 With a little guidance from you, 282 00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:21,335 he could be the next Jarid Harper. 283 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,938 Look, I can't leave my business for the whole summer. 284 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,873 Your business? 285 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,074 Come on, your business is gonna be fine. 286 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,343 Your employees can handle things for a couple of months. 287 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,845 Plus, you're gonna come back with so much cash, 288 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,981 you can buy yourself some new skis, and you need 'em. 289 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,115 Come on. 290 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,485 There's always a catch with you. 291 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,920 So come on, what is it? 292 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:40,921 Huh, what, what catch? 293 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,756 There's no catch. 294 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,123 Come on, we're going on tour again! 295 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,458 That's it, up high! 296 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,530 Sounds grand, but... pass. 297 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,368 All right, well hey, you know if you don't do this,... 298 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,539 Richard is gonna tie your record this year. 299 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,642 Are you telling me nobody's put that jackass 300 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:02,976 in his place yet? 301 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,512 You know what, never mind. 302 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:05,547 I'm over it. 303 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,081 - You're over it? - Yep. 304 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:07,915 You're over it? 305 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:08,882 Come on, man, it's me. 306 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,950 Who are you kidding? 307 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,385 That douche bag ended your career. 308 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,053 You have every right to hate him. 309 00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:16,090 Now I know, I know, you went backpacking 310 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,559 through Europe with a bunch of monks, 311 00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,561 you got all zenned out and you came back saying, 312 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,228 you know, "Things happen for a reason," 313 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,630 and "The universe will make it right." 314 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:23,565 No, come on! 315 00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:24,465 You know what I say? 316 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:27,267 I say we open up a can of whoop-ass on 317 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:31,105 Champ, you need this just as bad as I do. 318 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,574 I do not need this. 319 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:33,941 - You do not need this? - No. 320 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:34,743 Come on, I see it. 321 00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,310 You're carrying around this grudge 322 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,479 that's just gonna haunt you the rest of your life. 323 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:41,649 Okay, think about it. 324 00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:45,018 How long was it that your last girlfriend stuck around, huh? 325 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,121 Well, a lot longer than any girlfriend you've ever had. 326 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,523 Well yeah, I mean, it's me. 327 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,023 You know, two lap dances in a row 328 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,225 is a long term relationship, right? 329 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,259 Huh? Come on! 330 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,260 Come on! 331 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,063 Oh my God, you're leaving me hanging again? 332 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,165 Champ, think about it this way. 333 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,233 If you do this, 334 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,235 you're gonna keep Richard from tying your record, 335 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,572 and you're giving something else back to the sport, 336 00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:06,073 a new champion. 337 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,375 It'll be like old times, you and me, 338 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,344 racin' and chasin'. 339 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:16,049 Come on, come on, one last ride, please. 340 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:16,917 Come on. 341 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,022 Yeah! 342 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,023 Yeah? 343 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,124 Are we doing this? 344 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,325 Are we going on tour? 345 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,094 - Yeah. - Yeah! 346 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,429 Well, sound excited about it, come on. 347 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:30,964 - Yay! - Yeah! Tour! 348 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:31,699 Come on, now. 349 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,774 Well, he's a half an hour late. 350 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,542 I know, I know, I know, you hate that. 351 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,744 But look, he drove in super late last night, okay? 352 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,645 He's a young guy. 353 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:18,445 He needs his sleep. 354 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,481 Just go easy on him, okay? Please? 355 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,151 Yeah, all right fine, I'll go easy on him. 356 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,988 Woo-hoo! 357 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,794 Woo! 358 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,094 Here we are, 359 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,764 Body Beach in Lake Havasu, Arizona. 360 00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:39,634 Now, this is where champions are made. 361 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:40,802 Be nice, be chill. 362 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,804 He's excited, all right? 363 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:46,073 Speaking of champions, check this guy out. 364 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,343 The man, the myth, the legend, 365 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,746 Jarid Harper, ladies and gentlemen! 366 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,650 You're late. 367 00:16:55,683 --> 00:17:00,187 Yeah, yeah, I had a little video snafu this morning. 368 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,589 Video snafu? 369 00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,424 Yeah, yeah, we're streaming live. 370 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,261 Oh yeah, that's a thing nowadays, streaming live. 371 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,630 Oh, great, great. 372 00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:10,197 Well, here's my thing. 373 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,099 On time next time. 374 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,400 Now go get your damn gear on. 375 00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:16,169 Nice to meet you too. 376 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:20,642 What are you doing? 377 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:21,843 You said, "Okay, I'll be nice to him." 378 00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,645 Yeah, well, I lied. 379 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:24,444 - All right! - Woo! 380 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,147 Time to stick it in and get it wet! 381 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,783 Pin it to win it, baby! 382 00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:29,784 Do it, baby. 383 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,792 Damn it! 384 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:38,826 Oh, you gotta love him. 385 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,863 He's just like you were, huh? 386 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,665 You kidding me? I was never that cocky. 387 00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:44,799 Oh, come on. 388 00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:45,867 Hey, who was that guy 389 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,569 that used to show up to all those rider's meetings 390 00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:49,336 saying, "Hey, " which one of you guys 391 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,237 "is getting second place?" 392 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,405 Huh, who was that? 393 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,342 Yeah, well, I was right, wasn't I? 394 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,895 Woo! 395 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,597 What do you think, huh? 396 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:18,298 Well he knows how to squeeze the throttle. 397 00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:20,535 How's he gonna be in a crowd, any finesse? 398 00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,202 Finesse? Come on, please, look at this guy. 399 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,538 He's like a Picasso out there. 400 00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,777 Oh yeah, a Picasso all right, 401 00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,311 one eye and three tits. 402 00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,517 Yeah! 403 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:39,821 That thing is a rocket. 404 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,456 I'm having trouble with the turns. 405 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,559 Yeah, welcome to the GP ski class. 406 00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:46,561 This thing right here is like 1,100 cc's 407 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,763 of raw, butt-clinching horsepower. 408 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,898 You need to scuff up the bottom and get some bite. 409 00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:53,467 Run it up on the beach a couple times. 410 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,536 Purposely scratch a new hull? 411 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,671 It's an old speed secret. 412 00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,406 Oh, and another thing, set up for the turns earlier. 413 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,241 Sometimes you gotta go slower to go fast. 414 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,611 Excuse me, gentlemen. 415 00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:06,213 Mr. Burnett, hello. 416 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:08,415 Oh, yeah, yeah, Billy's doing great. 417 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,817 Yeah, I was actually just telling Jarid 418 00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:10,685 he's riding around out there 419 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,754 with like the finesse of a Picasso. 420 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,189 Oh, that's a bummer. 421 00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:20,193 Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, um... 422 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:20,862 I'm sorry to hear that. 423 00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:22,730 I will tell them. 424 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:24,899 All right, you too. Take care. 425 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,368 Well, that was your Dad. 426 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,971 He said something came up at the office, 427 00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:32,540 but he wanted us to take a bunch of pictures of the program, 428 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:35,308 and he's really interested in seeing those. 429 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,612 He wanted to make sure we sent them off to him... 430 00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:02,970 Interesting how Billy's dad hooks him up 431 00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:04,505 with a full sponsorship, 432 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:07,340 and then just doesn't show up today. 433 00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,678 I mean, yeah, he's a busy guy, you know. 434 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,479 He runs an add agency. 435 00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:13,280 We're the pros. 436 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,016 He trusts us to keep him updated. 437 00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,818 So that must be why he called you 438 00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,554 to say he couldn't come, and not his own son? 439 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:20,855 Yeah, yeah, exactly, right. 440 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:25,459 And then Billy rams the ski up onto the beach, 441 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,830 barely apologizes, and then just bolts. 442 00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:30,865 Well, I mean, you know, 443 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,533 that's probably just because he was embarrassed 444 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,001 about screwing up in front of his hero. 445 00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:36,804 You know, "the" Jarid Harper, huh? 446 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:41,341 Yeah, yeah, that must be what it is, yeah. 447 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,476 Time to come clean, Dog! 448 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,678 - Ah! Come on, come on! - There's always a catch with 449 00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,412 - with you. Now, what is it? - There's no catch, no catch! 450 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,047 There's no catch, get off! 451 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,548 Get off, get off, get off! 452 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,854 I think you bruised my manaconda. 453 00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:55,923 Well, maybe if you're lucky, it'll swell up to adult size. 454 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:57,725 - Now talk. - All right, all right, 455 00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,459 all right, all right, all right, all right. 456 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,929 Look, the deal is,... 457 00:21:03,698 --> 00:21:06,701 Billy's a pain in his dad's ass, all right? 458 00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:07,902 So his dad got him a sponsor 459 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,070 to get rid of him on tour for the summer. 460 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,437 That's it, that's what's going on. 461 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,840 What are we, a couple of babysitters? 462 00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:13,941 No. 463 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,076 You know what, this whole thing is a sham, Dog. 464 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,343 What were you thinking, huh? 465 00:21:17,812 --> 00:21:18,613 - No. - I'm out. 466 00:21:18,646 --> 00:21:19,479 Come on, champ, no. 467 00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:21,516 You can't quit. 468 00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:22,750 I'm out. 469 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:24,986 Come on, come on, Champ. 470 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:25,820 Forget it. 471 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:26,654 No, come on. 472 00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:27,889 You can't leave. You saw his face. 473 00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:29,356 If you leave, he's got nothing. 474 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,026 Fine, but you owe me. 475 00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:34,996 Welcome to round one 476 00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:37,364 of the Azeo Distilleries Tour. 477 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,966 There's added excitement in the air today 478 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,935 thanks to the return of the greatest champion 479 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,571 of all time, Jarid Harper. 480 00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:44,705 What'd I tell you? 481 00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:47,041 Just like old times, yeah champ? 482 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:49,610 Love the smell of race fuel in the morning. 483 00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:50,711 Smells like victory. 484 00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:09,530 Yeah, just like old times. 485 00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:14,502 Jarid! 486 00:22:15,603 --> 00:22:18,139 My goodness, you're still on tour? 487 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,907 But of course. 488 00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:20,908 Hide the women. 489 00:22:20,942 --> 00:22:22,442 It's too late. 490 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,410 Hey, hey, Billy! 491 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,080 Billy, I want you to meet Jean Paul Nukette, 492 00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:27,849 also known as Nuke. 493 00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:30,383 Also known as tet-a-peen. 494 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,019 That's French for dickhead. 495 00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:36,389 Tell me, are you still a virgin? 496 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,559 You guys starting already? 497 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,094 You know, Nuke's a freestyler. 498 00:22:40,127 --> 00:22:41,596 So basically he just competes 499 00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:43,463 for a whopping two minutes every weekend, 500 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,867 and then he talks to girls with his fancy French accent 501 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,134 and they all melt. 502 00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:49,136 This is a typical weekend for Dog. 503 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:52,940 He just waxes on and then he whacks off. 504 00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:57,477 So Billy, you're so fast 505 00:22:57,511 --> 00:22:58,980 they had to give you three number ones? 506 00:22:59,013 --> 00:22:59,947 Yeah, I'll be peeling two of 'em off 507 00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:01,414 by the end of the season. 508 00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:04,652 - I like your attitude. - Yeah. 509 00:23:04,685 --> 00:23:06,453 I heard there was a loose dog running around 510 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,054 in these pits. 511 00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:08,556 Aw, you know it, baby! 512 00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:09,957 Come here, give the dog a bone. 513 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:11,893 Good to see you. 514 00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:14,862 - Hi, champ. - Hey. 515 00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:16,597 Oh, it's been too long. 516 00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:17,832 Look at you. 517 00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,867 Little Kelly Weber grows up to be beautiful 518 00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:22,837 and Hot Water Champion from what I hear. 519 00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:26,908 - Very nice. - Ah, Kelly, my dream woman. 520 00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:30,077 Save it Nuke. 521 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,880 Hey, Kelly Weber, I'm Billy. 522 00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,949 I've seen you in all the magazines. 523 00:23:34,982 --> 00:23:36,884 Ah, you must be Jarid's new protege 524 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,119 everyone's buzzing about. 525 00:23:38,152 --> 00:23:40,655 I am, and it is all true. 526 00:23:40,688 --> 00:23:42,189 There you are. 527 00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:44,457 Oh, guys, this is Summer. 528 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,027 She rides for Team Scream. 529 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,995 Hi, I'm Dog. 530 00:23:48,029 --> 00:23:50,998 Now you know what to team scream later tonight. 531 00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,967 You should save your breath for your blow-up doll. 532 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,902 I'm sure you'll need it. 533 00:23:58,005 --> 00:23:59,607 Hello, my name is Nuke. 534 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,142 Oh, please keep your lips off me. 535 00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:02,910 There's no telling where they've been. 536 00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:04,946 Oh hey, team boobies. 537 00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,781 I like her. 538 00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:08,516 I'm sure you recognize Jarid. 539 00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:09,917 Of course, the legend. 540 00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,519 Hmm, nice to meet you. 541 00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,120 And his new rider, Billy. 542 00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:14,388 Hi. 543 00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:16,557 You must be pretty special to be teamed up with this guy. 544 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,025 Yes, I am. 545 00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:20,261 Okay, and modest too. 546 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:21,128 Yeah. 547 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:24,131 Jarid Harper! 548 00:24:26,901 --> 00:24:28,235 How's the ah,.. how's the leg? 549 00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:31,272 Oh, whoops! 550 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,974 Sorry about that, Richard. 551 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,208 Don't worry, I'm sure it'll come off 552 00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,610 next time you shed your skin. 553 00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:37,878 It's all good, big dog. 554 00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:40,982 You and Jarid go way back, huh? 555 00:24:41,949 --> 00:24:43,918 Yeah, ever since I was a little girl. 556 00:24:43,951 --> 00:24:46,287 Him and my dad used to be friends back in the day. 557 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,057 Kelly, team meeting,... Now. 558 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,093 Whoa. 559 00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:54,962 Hey Richard, might want to lay off the donuts. 560 00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:56,731 Gettin' a little muffin top going on there. 561 00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,999 Gotta compete in a different weight class. 562 00:24:58,032 --> 00:24:59,033 Oh yeah, real nice. 563 00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:02,970 Well, that was a nice visit. 564 00:25:04,038 --> 00:25:06,841 So you're racing on Richard's team now, huh? 565 00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,676 I tried to contact you for some advice 566 00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:11,846 when I got the offer, but no one could seem to find you. 567 00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:14,682 Yeah, I was on a bit of an extended vacation. 568 00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:16,751 Does he always boss you around like that? 569 00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,085 Ever since she went out with him. 570 00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:20,988 You dated that guy? 571 00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:24,759 Well, you know, we were training together, 572 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:25,926 and went to dinners, and then... 573 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,029 - Uh-huh - I know, I know. 574 00:25:28,062 --> 00:25:29,096 yeah. 575 00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:30,998 Thank you Summer for sharing. 576 00:25:31,032 --> 00:25:33,300 Maybe it's just that bad boy thing we're into. 577 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:34,802 - I don't know. - Wow. 578 00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,337 You wanna see my tattoo? 579 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,805 - I have a tattoo here. - No. 580 00:25:37,838 --> 00:25:39,040 Wait, you want me to follow you? 581 00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,307 Ah... 582 00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:41,175 Settle down. 583 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:43,577 Guys, I've gotta go. 584 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:44,912 It was great to see you. 585 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,180 Good luck. 586 00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:52,086 The GP ski pro class is on the line. 587 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,788 All the top names are here, 588 00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:56,991 and a new rider everyone is excited to see, Billy Burnett. 589 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:59,160 Expectations are running high for this young man. 590 00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:02,196 It'll be interesting to see what he can do. 591 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:03,931 All right, it's first race of the year, 592 00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,666 so everyone's gonna be charging into that first turn 593 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,634 way over their heads. 594 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,703 Stay inside. Ride smart. 595 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:11,872 Time to show 'em your ass. 596 00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:31,826 Settle down, Billy. 597 00:26:31,859 --> 00:26:33,160 Ride smooth. 598 00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,029 Newcomer Billy Burnett is struggling 599 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:38,032 in the chop, having trouble negotiating the turns. 600 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,102 Come on, Billy! Choose your lines. 601 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,176 Burnett's riding has been erratic, 602 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,878 but his speed is unquestionable. 603 00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:52,413 He's reeling in Richard Hurt, 604 00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:54,915 and is beginning to put pressure on our leader. 605 00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:03,757 Burnett is closing the gap, but it looks like Richard Hurt 606 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:06,026 is just playing with him at this point. 607 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,128 Stop screwing around. 608 00:27:07,161 --> 00:27:08,395 Burnett's coming up on you quick. 609 00:27:11,932 --> 00:27:13,767 Richard, he's right behind you. Come on. 610 00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:15,202 I'm setting him up. 611 00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:16,971 Back off, Billy, he's setting you up! 612 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:20,141 Look out, they're rubbing skis! 613 00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,442 Whoa-ho! 614 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:22,910 And apparently Richard Hurt 615 00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:26,280 is giving Billy his welcome to the pro class. 616 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:27,882 Burnett has a few things to learn, 617 00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:30,317 and Richard Hurt just gave him his first lesson. 618 00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:34,288 Welcome to Sacramento for round two 619 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,757 of the Azeo Distilleries Tour. 620 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,425 Once again, it's Kelly Weber 621 00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:40,361 dominating the pro women's class 622 00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:43,030 aboard her Broward Motorsports Kawasaki, 623 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:45,799 lapping near the entire field in the process. 624 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,101 As she crosses the finish line, 625 00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,036 she leaves no doubt in anybody's mind 626 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,939 that she is literally in a class of her own. 627 00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:56,177 You should take it easy out there. 628 00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,444 You keep lapping all the girls like that, 629 00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:59,346 they won't want to race with you anymore. 630 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,214 That's okay. 631 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:01,982 I want to race against the men anyway. 632 00:28:02,016 --> 00:28:03,417 Oh, I'm scared. 633 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,052 You should be, 634 00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:06,921 especially after the way you rode last weekend. 635 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,757 Okay, that's very nice. 636 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,194 He is such a jerk. 637 00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:14,995 He parades different girls around me like I care, 638 00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:17,264 and now he's giving me dirty looks for talking to you. 639 00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:19,300 What ever happened with him and Jarid? 640 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,468 I heard that he couldn't beat him, 641 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:24,805 and so he slammed into his ski and broke his leg. 642 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,509 Yeah, and it happened on the back side of the wave. 643 00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,043 Richard claims it was an accident, 644 00:28:29,076 --> 00:28:32,346 and since nobody saw it, that's how it was ruled. 645 00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:36,518 I guess Jarid's right, he does give assholes a bad name. 646 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,120 Think I'm going to have a little fun 647 00:28:40,154 --> 00:28:41,055 with Burnett on the line. 648 00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:43,157 See if I can get him to jump the start. 649 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:43,991 Focus on winning. 650 00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,059 Do what you do best. 651 00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:46,393 Go out there and ride the way you ride and win. 652 00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:47,895 Don't worry about that stuff. 653 00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:51,865 The rivalry developing 654 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,901 between Hurt and Burnett is obvious, 655 00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:56,070 as neither rider wants to give an inch. 656 00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:57,338 Hurt jumps! Uh-oh! 657 00:28:57,371 --> 00:28:59,473 Burnett reacts and completely jumps the start, 658 00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:01,141 catching the rubber band under his neck. 659 00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:05,212 It pulls him off his ski in a painful lesson of restraint. 660 00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:08,115 And Burnett takes the ride of shame back to the line. 661 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,050 The official signals he will now have 662 00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,952 a dead engine on the restart. 663 00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:15,523 Burnett will start in the back of the pack, 664 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:16,924 and have to deal with the chop 665 00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:18,959 from the rest of the riders in front of him. 666 00:29:20,127 --> 00:29:21,929 It's a washing machine out there. 667 00:29:21,962 --> 00:29:24,164 In conditions like this, you have to find your rhythm, 668 00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:26,467 and Burnett just can't seem to find his. 669 00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:31,438 Burnett steps off again! 670 00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:33,974 He has to be getting frustrated at this point. 671 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:37,978 Burnett attacking the log jump section, 672 00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:38,979 blowing by two riders. 673 00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:42,182 Oh! He miss-times it, and goes over the bars! 674 00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:45,986 Burnett is showing promise, 675 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:49,290 but his go for broke riding style has cost him again. 676 00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,230 It's a beautiful day here in Huntington Beach 677 00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:59,233 for round three of the Azeo Distilleries Tour. 678 00:30:05,239 --> 00:30:06,273 Come on, Billy stay low. 679 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,208 If you're in the air, you're not going forward. 680 00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:26,060 Cut now! Cut now! Get over the wave! 681 00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:36,203 Burnett and Hurt are side by side. 682 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:39,206 Burnett goes big, but Hurt stays low and pulls away! 683 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:45,012 Burnett and Hurt are battling through the surf. 684 00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:47,549 Cut, Billy, cut! 685 00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:49,049 Hurt stays tight in the turn 686 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,050 and gets over the wave. 687 00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:53,187 Burnett goes wide and the wave takes him out! 688 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,969 They're off the line here in Myrtle Beach. 689 00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:12,439 Billy Burnett catching some big air, 690 00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:14,975 but losing time as Richard Hurt moves to the front. 691 00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:16,410 Check out the drive from Burnett, 692 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:19,647 as he's found some traction and he blows by Hurt. 693 00:31:21,148 --> 00:31:23,217 Burnett leads the pack into the first turn, and yes, 694 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:26,253 it is Billy Burnett with the holeshot, unbelievable! 695 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,287 Burnett out in front. 696 00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:27,955 But what's this? 697 00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:29,990 He went to the wrong buoy. 698 00:31:30,023 --> 00:31:31,191 Burnett drops two positions. 699 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,093 Where is his head today? 700 00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:37,364 Burnett charging through the surf. 701 00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:39,466 He flies off a wave and goes by Motzurus, 702 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,668 moving into second place. 703 00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:41,969 He misses the buoy. 704 00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:43,470 He'll have to circle back! 705 00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:45,640 But he keeps going! 706 00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:47,509 Billy, are you kidding me? 707 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:48,976 Konichiwa, joudan de shou. 708 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,111 Japanese? 709 00:31:51,145 --> 00:31:52,079 It's worth a shot. 710 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,380 He sure as hell doesn't understand English. 711 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:06,026 Don't freewind your engine like that. 712 00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:07,060 You're gonna blow it up. 713 00:32:22,476 --> 00:32:23,578 Billy Burnett has been riding 714 00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:24,646 like Charlie Manson. 715 00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:25,580 He has caught Richard Hurt, 716 00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:27,414 and they are battling through the chop, 717 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:28,982 heading out to the far buoy. 718 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,686 Hurt on the inside, Burnett on the outside. 719 00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,655 Burnett stays wide and he gets by Hurt 720 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:34,756 to take over the lead. 721 00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:38,660 Billy, you can't keep it pinned like that! 722 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:45,165 Holy Toledo! 723 00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:46,400 Burnett has a comfortable lead, 724 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:49,169 but he's still riding like a madman. 725 00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:51,271 Somebody better check with NASA. 726 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:52,973 This could be a moon shot! 727 00:32:54,609 --> 00:32:57,010 Billy Burnett experiencing mechanical problems, 728 00:32:57,044 --> 00:32:58,245 getting towed in. 729 00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:01,482 No surprise there after he's been freewinding all day long. 730 00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:04,218 This is not the way you want to end your weekend. 731 00:33:06,688 --> 00:33:11,058 Yeah, it was disappointing to say the least. 732 00:33:11,091 --> 00:33:12,426 The guys, they're kind of pissed. 733 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,027 They're gonna make me help tear the motor apart 734 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:15,429 so I can learn how it works. 735 00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:19,634 Oh, I almost forgot. 736 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,435 Happy birthday, Mom. 737 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,237 Did you get the flowers that I sent you? 738 00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:27,407 The flowers are beautiful, Billy. 739 00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:28,676 Thank you so much. 740 00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:29,343 Oh, your dad's here. 741 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:30,410 Do you want to talk to him? 742 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,747 I'm on a business call, I can't. 743 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,448 Fill me in later. 744 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:35,349 I'm sorry, honey. 745 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:37,217 He's on a business call. 746 00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:40,522 Okay, talk to you soon, bye. 747 00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,092 You two should hook up. 748 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,494 Nope, I'm not dating another racer again. 749 00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:48,696 I didn't say date. 750 00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:50,264 I said hook up. 751 00:33:51,298 --> 00:33:52,767 You know me better than that. 752 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,401 Okay, then date him. 753 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:55,837 Look, you know he likes you 754 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:58,673 and he's not like these other animals. 755 00:33:58,706 --> 00:33:59,707 He's a good guy. 756 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:04,144 A good guy maybe, but not a good idea. 757 00:34:04,846 --> 00:34:07,615 Look, if you don't date him, then I will. 758 00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:09,349 And by the time I'm done with him, 759 00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:11,786 he'll need years of therapy. 760 00:34:11,819 --> 00:34:13,120 Excuse me gentlemen, 761 00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:14,856 would you like to purchase a delicacy 762 00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:16,524 to help support our orphanage? 763 00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,292 Sure, yeah. 764 00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:19,661 - How much? - $20. 765 00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:21,563 $20? 766 00:34:21,596 --> 00:34:22,530 $20. 767 00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:23,731 What are you buying? 768 00:34:23,765 --> 00:34:26,768 I don't know, but it's for an orphanage. 769 00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,135 It's called squeella. 770 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:30,203 It's pureed squid, eel, and fish. 771 00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:32,472 It smells bad, but it tastes delicious. 772 00:34:32,507 --> 00:34:34,408 Um, you said 20? 773 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,409 Yeah. 774 00:34:35,442 --> 00:34:36,410 What if I... 775 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,211 Just give me that, and I'll give you all this. 776 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,714 Just give me the whole cooler, everything, okay? 777 00:34:39,747 --> 00:34:41,381 - Thank you, sir. - Oh, yeah. 778 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:42,316 - Thank you very much. - Mm-hmm. 779 00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:43,450 - Oh, you're very welcome. - God bless you! 780 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:44,519 Oh, God bless you. 781 00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:45,520 Well, it's for an orphanage. 782 00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,287 So, you know, beneath this bad dog exterior, 783 00:34:47,321 --> 00:34:49,657 I got a really big soft spot for the kids. 784 00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:51,491 Oh, hi girls. 785 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:53,861 How are you? 786 00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:56,598 Oh! What is that? 787 00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:59,132 Don't look at me. 788 00:34:59,934 --> 00:35:01,703 Dog bought it. 789 00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:02,503 I don't know, it's for an orphanage. 790 00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:03,538 What are you going to do, just... 791 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:08,275 Hey, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight? 792 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:08,910 You want to join us? 793 00:35:08,943 --> 00:35:10,110 You know, Jarid's buying. 794 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,279 I can't, guys. 795 00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:14,147 I'm getting heat from my camp already. 796 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:16,784 Old Dog can take care of your teammate. 797 00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:17,719 What do you say? 798 00:35:17,752 --> 00:35:20,153 What can I say, problem solved, right? 799 00:35:20,187 --> 00:35:20,788 Right. 800 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,624 All right, let's do this. 801 00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:26,326 Miss Summer, after you. 802 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,195 Playing hard to get, I like it. 803 00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:32,567 Ah, come on now. That's the last one. 804 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,401 Go big or go home. 805 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,436 20 bucks says you can't do two drops. 806 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,338 Come on, two drops? 807 00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:39,741 How about I do three drops 808 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:41,208 and loser has to buy drinks tonight? 809 00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:43,878 That's what I'm talking about. Let's see it. 810 00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,412 - Deal? - Yeah, deal. 811 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:46,948 All right, ready for this? 812 00:35:46,981 --> 00:35:47,849 Check this out. 813 00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:50,752 One, two, three. 814 00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:00,928 Free drinks! 815 00:36:02,864 --> 00:36:04,565 You're disgusting. 816 00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:05,733 You know what? 817 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:06,901 You and I, we've gotta do something 818 00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:09,202 about this sexual tension between us, don't you think? 819 00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:10,838 I just puked in my mouth a little. 820 00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,573 I'm still down. 821 00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:13,440 On that note. 822 00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:14,776 Yes, party time. 823 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,344 Let's do this. 824 00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:19,379 Don't worry. I've been touring with guys for years. 825 00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:20,447 He's not that bad. 826 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,415 Yo, have you seen the pisser? 827 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,651 I got to siphon the python before I go out. 828 00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:24,686 You know what I'm saying? 829 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,787 It's over there. 830 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:27,555 So helpful, I love it. 831 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:29,957 Meet you guys out there. 832 00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:32,627 You were saying? 833 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:33,828 Never mind. 834 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,429 I'm tired. 835 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:36,631 I might just call it an early night, 836 00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:38,533 but you two should hang out. 837 00:36:42,503 --> 00:36:44,237 I'm meeting some friends down by the lake 838 00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:45,807 for some late night fun. 839 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,641 Do you wanna go? 840 00:36:46,674 --> 00:36:47,875 Sure, yeah. 841 00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:48,943 All right. 842 00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:55,883 All right! 843 00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:06,493 Whoa. 844 00:37:09,764 --> 00:37:12,767 Dude, dude, my stomach's on fire right now. 845 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:15,870 I blame you, man. 846 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,538 Blame me? 847 00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:18,539 Why me? 848 00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:19,874 'Cause you were like, "Do all the hot sauce. 849 00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:20,842 "Do the three drops." 850 00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:21,676 You don't think it has anything to do with 851 00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,845 - the thing you just chugged? - Mm-mm. 852 00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,847 No, it could be a mixture of it, but it wouldn't happen 853 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,949 if the base of the hot sauce wasn't there right now. 854 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:28,983 Mm... 855 00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:32,019 Oh. 856 00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:33,921 Sorry, dude, bathroom's closed. 857 00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:34,922 Aw, come on, man. 858 00:37:34,956 --> 00:37:36,389 You don't understand. 859 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,860 I'm about to have like a nuclear assplosion here. 860 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:39,761 Someone puked. 861 00:37:39,794 --> 00:37:40,828 You've gotta come back in 10 minutes. 862 00:37:40,862 --> 00:37:41,896 10 minutes? 863 00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,898 Mm-mm, this thing's gonna be over in two minutes. 864 00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:44,532 Sorry, man. 865 00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:51,304 - Oh! - Hey, this is for women! 866 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:52,507 Yeah, well, so is this, 867 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,976 but his neighbor's a sick ass you want no part of, lady. 868 00:37:55,877 --> 00:37:56,711 Ugh. 869 00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,447 It burns. 870 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,816 Oh, it burns so good. 871 00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:08,055 All right Billy hold on, don't go yet. 872 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:11,793 All right, ready. 873 00:38:32,046 --> 00:38:32,880 Whew! 874 00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:42,824 Whoa, it really cooled down. 875 00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:46,961 You think I'd be used to that by now. 876 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,537 You trained with Jarid back in the day, didn't you? 877 00:38:57,972 --> 00:38:59,874 Yeah, he started helping me when I was 13. 878 00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:03,476 I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for him. 879 00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:10,051 And he doesn't know it, but he was my first crush. 880 00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:19,560 So first Jarid, and then Richard... 881 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,930 sounds like you have a thing for champions. 882 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:26,701 So has he shared his secret yet? 883 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:30,838 The Jarid "holeshot" Harper secret. 884 00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:31,939 No. 885 00:39:32,974 --> 00:39:34,474 I mean, that's... 886 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:39,881 that's some... that's some legendary stuff. 887 00:39:43,117 --> 00:39:45,953 You want to go back to the motel and get some sweatshirts? 888 00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:48,823 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's cold. 889 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:53,895 All right. 890 00:39:57,464 --> 00:39:59,200 Someone planning on getting lucky tonight? 891 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:01,869 Dog, he put this in my hand when... at the restaurant. 892 00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:03,838 I swear. 893 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,406 God, I'm gonna kill him. 894 00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:12,013 - Oh my God! - Oh, oh, God! 895 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:13,981 What is that? 896 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,118 - Someone die in there? - Those bastards! 897 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:21,589 You know what? 898 00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:23,891 Let's get out of these wet clothes 899 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,960 and put this thing to good use. 900 00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:27,161 Okay, okay, slowly. 901 00:40:27,194 --> 00:40:28,796 That's enough. 902 00:40:28,829 --> 00:40:30,463 Okay, wait just a little bit. 903 00:40:30,497 --> 00:40:33,901 Okay, okay, go slow. 904 00:40:34,969 --> 00:40:35,770 Okay, oh my God. 905 00:40:35,803 --> 00:40:36,938 Okay, okay, okay... 906 00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:38,673 I can't do this anymore. 907 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,075 Okay, okay, okay... 908 00:40:41,108 --> 00:40:42,343 Oh God, we're almost there, we're almost there. 909 00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:43,978 - Okay, no, no, no, no, stop! - Come on, just a little more. 910 00:40:44,011 --> 00:40:45,880 - Just a little more! - It's getting too big! 911 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,814 No, no, no. 912 00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:48,215 That's enough! That's enough! 913 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:49,684 Okay, we're done. 914 00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:51,118 - We're done, we're done. - Ooh! 915 00:40:51,152 --> 00:40:51,986 Ooh! 916 00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:53,486 Why am I holding this? 917 00:40:57,959 --> 00:40:59,894 I'm not so sure about this. 918 00:40:59,927 --> 00:41:03,197 Come on, it's gonna be internet gold, I promise. 919 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,733 Yeah, but I don't want those guys mad at me. 920 00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,601 I'll edit you out, all right? 921 00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,036 They'll never even know you were here. 922 00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,940 They are gonna be so surprised. 923 00:41:13,975 --> 00:41:15,042 You can say that again. 924 00:41:17,878 --> 00:41:18,746 Whew, I better call it a night. 925 00:41:18,779 --> 00:41:20,715 I'm done, I can't take anything else. 926 00:41:23,050 --> 00:41:25,152 Are you ready for the number one 927 00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:28,255 exotic dance contest in the country? 928 00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:31,559 Yeah! 929 00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:32,760 Still heading home? 930 00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,695 Nope, this'll wait. 931 00:41:34,729 --> 00:41:36,897 Let's welcome our first contestant tonight. 932 00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:37,932 This is Summer! 933 00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,037 No way! 934 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,041 Oh yeah! 935 00:41:47,074 --> 00:41:48,142 Show us your boobs! 936 00:41:54,248 --> 00:41:55,916 Oh my God, yes. 937 00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,253 Oh my God, show us those nips! 938 00:42:00,287 --> 00:42:01,122 Oh yeah. 939 00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:05,559 That's him! He's been harassing me all night. 940 00:42:05,593 --> 00:42:06,193 Come on, buddy. 941 00:42:06,227 --> 00:42:07,094 Time to go. 942 00:42:07,128 --> 00:42:08,062 No, no, no, no. 943 00:42:08,095 --> 00:42:09,230 What? Come on. 944 00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:09,930 Jarid, Jarid. 945 00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:11,065 Please, please, not right now. 946 00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:12,266 Please, Nuke, please tell him. 947 00:42:12,299 --> 00:42:13,768 Come on, please! 948 00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:14,702 Oh my God. 949 00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:18,039 Well, we could go with Dog right now, 950 00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:20,074 - or we could... - Dog who? 951 00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:21,108 Yeah. that's what I'm saying. 952 00:42:23,077 --> 00:42:23,911 Oh! 953 00:42:28,949 --> 00:42:29,950 Come on, so what. 954 00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:31,085 Come on, not tonight, please. 955 00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:32,753 Look at this girl, come on! 956 00:42:33,788 --> 00:42:35,089 Come on, please, please, please. 957 00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:36,057 I didn't do anything wrong. 958 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:36,991 I had to go to the bathroom. 959 00:42:37,024 --> 00:42:38,059 The guy's bathroom was closed. 960 00:42:38,092 --> 00:42:38,926 - You're done. - I'm done? 961 00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:40,161 - You're done. - Done for the night. 962 00:42:41,729 --> 00:42:42,730 All right. 963 00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:47,034 Hey, big guy, how was your night? 964 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:48,969 I'm not emotionally at a place 965 00:42:49,003 --> 00:42:51,005 to even talk about it right now, Jarid. Thank you. 966 00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:53,941 You shoulda seen me in there, first place. 967 00:42:53,974 --> 00:42:58,012 Oh, hey, Dog, thanks for the drinks for the night! 968 00:42:58,045 --> 00:43:00,114 And thank you for cheering me on, champ. 969 00:43:00,147 --> 00:43:03,217 Well, thank you for throwing me your top. 970 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,922 All right, I'm going to go take a hot shower, 971 00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:11,592 which is like a normal shower, but with me in it. 972 00:43:13,828 --> 00:43:14,862 I got nothing. 973 00:43:14,895 --> 00:43:15,963 Hey, why don't you ask her 974 00:43:15,996 --> 00:43:17,765 if she's dressed like a general, 975 00:43:17,798 --> 00:43:20,167 because your privates are standing at attention. 976 00:43:20,201 --> 00:43:22,069 Shut up Pepe-la-puke! 977 00:43:23,871 --> 00:43:24,972 That laugh drives me nuts. 978 00:43:30,978 --> 00:43:33,180 Well, it's official. 979 00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:35,216 This is the worst night of my life. 980 00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:36,717 I mean, what else could go wrong, you know? 981 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:37,651 I don't know. 982 00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:41,122 Oh! 983 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,925 I think I just sharted my pants. 984 00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:49,730 You know, my team manager has already warned me 985 00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:52,967 to steer clear of you, and to stay focused on racing. 986 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,836 Why are you so worried about what your team thinks? 987 00:43:55,870 --> 00:43:58,772 Any other team would take you in a heartbeat. 988 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:00,174 Yeah but if I get fired, 989 00:44:00,207 --> 00:44:02,243 my contract says I can't race for anyone else 990 00:44:02,276 --> 00:44:03,444 until after this season. 991 00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:06,046 I guess this we'll have to keep this our little secret. 992 00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:14,989 Okay. 993 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:17,391 I don't know. 994 00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,094 A part of me wants to be with you, 995 00:44:20,127 --> 00:44:24,265 but, a part of me knows I need to stay focused on racing. 996 00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:26,367 Well, let's just focus on the parts of you 997 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,368 that want to be with me. 998 00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:33,841 They say if you have to keep a relationship a secret, 999 00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:35,943 then you probably shouldn't be in it. 1000 00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:40,014 Yeah well, they also say you should live life 1001 00:44:40,047 --> 00:44:43,984 near the edge because the view is so much better. 1002 00:44:45,186 --> 00:44:48,422 Wow, getting deep. 1003 00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:50,925 You sound surprised. 1004 00:44:52,193 --> 00:44:55,062 Come on, I have so much on the line. 1005 00:44:56,430 --> 00:45:01,802 If I clinch the women's title before the tour ends, 1006 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:05,072 they're gonna let me race in the men's class in the finals. 1007 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,942 I mean, I'll make history. 1008 00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:10,344 I'll be the first woman to compete against the men. 1009 00:45:12,346 --> 00:45:15,149 Hmm, so we'll be racing against each other. 1010 00:45:16,483 --> 00:45:20,321 Yeah, I wonder who'll get second? 1011 00:45:20,354 --> 00:45:23,224 I wonder where you learned that? 1012 00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:46,280 It's go time. 1013 00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:58,392 You need to take a shower and throw those underwear away. 1014 00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,994 - I'm sorry, dude. - Yeah. 1015 00:46:00,027 --> 00:46:02,062 This is the worst night of my life. 1016 00:46:02,096 --> 00:46:03,163 I'm so uncomfortable. 1017 00:46:04,131 --> 00:46:06,166 I'm probably gonna have to drive the truck 1018 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,234 into the lake. 1019 00:46:07,268 --> 00:46:09,336 Yeah well, you might as well throw me in there 1020 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:10,170 when you do it. 1021 00:46:22,316 --> 00:46:24,485 Well, that's just fantastic! 1022 00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:29,156 What do you think you're doing! 1023 00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:30,024 Get off of me! 1024 00:46:33,227 --> 00:46:34,061 Get off of me! 1025 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,497 Smell that, smell that, 1026 00:46:36,531 --> 00:46:39,033 - smell that. - What did you eat? 1027 00:46:41,035 --> 00:46:42,436 What are you doing, Harper? 1028 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:43,404 Get off of me! 1029 00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:49,009 Kelly? 1030 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,519 That's even better! 1031 00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:07,394 We're at the halfway point 1032 00:47:07,428 --> 00:47:08,862 of round six in Atlanta. 1033 00:47:08,896 --> 00:47:10,532 Richard Hurt has been riding aggressively 1034 00:47:10,565 --> 00:47:11,633 and has lead from the start, 1035 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:14,935 but for some reason, his lap times have dropped off. 1036 00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,970 Billy Burnett has worked his way through the pack, 1037 00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,238 and is now all over our leader 1038 00:47:18,272 --> 00:47:20,341 as they begin to lap the field. 1039 00:47:20,374 --> 00:47:23,010 Hurt looks over at Burnett and leaves the door wide open. 1040 00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:26,146 Oh, there's contact and Burnett almost goes down! 1041 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:27,047 Don't play into it, Billy! 1042 00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:28,248 Get away from him! 1043 00:47:28,282 --> 00:47:30,984 Going into the turn and Burnett retaliates. 1044 00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:32,119 He puts the nose of his ski 1045 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,054 right into the back of Hurt's leg. 1046 00:47:35,022 --> 00:47:38,325 Billy, settle down and race smart! 1047 00:47:38,359 --> 00:47:40,060 These two are going at it. 1048 00:47:40,094 --> 00:47:41,462 And there's contact again. 1049 00:47:42,597 --> 00:47:43,598 And again! 1050 00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:48,135 Burnett tags him back and they head into the backstretch. 1051 00:47:48,168 --> 00:47:50,304 Burnett and Hurt are battling it out. 1052 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,008 Burnett goes by, but he's carrying too much speed 1053 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:57,211 and overshoots the turn. 1054 00:47:57,244 --> 00:47:59,012 Richard Hurt goes wide too. 1055 00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:01,683 Oh, Hurt takes Burnett out! 1056 00:48:01,716 --> 00:48:03,984 They're fighting in the middle of the race course! 1057 00:48:04,017 --> 00:48:05,219 I've never seen anything like it! 1058 00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:07,087 An official is trying to break it up, 1059 00:48:07,121 --> 00:48:08,155 but he's having no effect. 1060 00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:10,625 The rivalry between these two is out of control, 1061 00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:12,560 and the race director is already on his way 1062 00:48:12,594 --> 00:48:13,961 down to the beach. 1063 00:48:13,994 --> 00:48:15,062 Trading fiberglass is one thing, 1064 00:48:15,095 --> 00:48:16,063 but what you two were doing out there 1065 00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:18,432 is gonna get somebody busted up in a bad way! 1066 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,067 One more incident from either one of you, 1067 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,034 and you're off the tour! 1068 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:22,336 Do we have an understanding? 1069 00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:27,040 What kind of amateur crap was that! 1070 00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,343 You're not listening to a damn word I'm saying out there! 1071 00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:33,447 Why do I even waist my time? 1072 00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:38,419 Come on, Billy. 1073 00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:39,286 Not good. 1074 00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:41,255 Not good at all. 1075 00:48:41,288 --> 00:48:43,090 It's not broken, okay? 1076 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:46,728 I'm just in a lot of pain right now, all right? 1077 00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:49,129 I should probably talk to Dad about this. 1078 00:48:49,163 --> 00:48:50,698 Is he around? 1079 00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:52,032 He wants to talk to you. 1080 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,102 Hey, Billy. 1081 00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:56,970 Sounds like you had a tough weekend. 1082 00:48:57,004 --> 00:48:59,707 Yeah, you could say that. 1083 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:04,144 Look, dad, I know you went to bat getting me a sponsor 1084 00:49:04,178 --> 00:49:07,014 and all, but things aren't really going the way that I 1085 00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,348 thought that they would. 1086 00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:12,252 I mean, I'm pretty much in a no-win situation here, 1087 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:17,057 so I think I'm going to just cut it short and come home. 1088 00:49:17,090 --> 00:49:18,292 Why would you want to do that? 1089 00:49:18,325 --> 00:49:20,294 You got a successful program going. 1090 00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:22,329 Grim Ripper's sales are up 6%, 1091 00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:24,064 and Jim Anderson called me last week 1092 00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:25,499 to tell me how happy he is. 1093 00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:26,734 You gotta hang in there. 1094 00:49:26,768 --> 00:49:29,704 That's great, Dad, sales are up. 1095 00:49:36,176 --> 00:49:39,480 Okay, we'll talk next week. 1096 00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:44,151 And um,... we love you. 1097 00:49:46,788 --> 00:49:47,622 Oh. 1098 00:49:49,691 --> 00:49:54,394 He wanted me to apologize to Jim for not winning yet. 1099 00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,036 So you giving up? 1100 00:50:04,772 --> 00:50:05,573 Is this where you give me a pep talk 1101 00:50:05,607 --> 00:50:07,642 and tell me that winners don't quit? 1102 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,512 That would be pretty hypocritical of you, wouldn't it? 1103 00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,313 Were you that scared? 1104 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:17,552 Afraid the great Jarid Harper wouldn't win again, 1105 00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:19,086 so you quit instead, huh? 1106 00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:23,457 So what are you running home to, huh? 1107 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,726 A father who sponsored a team 1108 00:50:24,759 --> 00:50:27,060 just to get rid of his pain-in-the-ass kid for the summer. 1109 00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:30,732 Look, I don't need this! 1110 00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:39,172 Yeah, you do. 1111 00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:43,343 So do I. 1112 00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:54,187 Need someone to talk to? 1113 00:50:57,525 --> 00:50:58,458 I'm a good listener. 1114 00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:03,196 I thought you couldn't talk to me? 1115 00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:06,701 I can't, but I'm here. 1116 00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:13,106 Slumming again, Kelly? 1117 00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:15,409 We were just talking, Richard. 1118 00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:17,110 Do you mind? 1119 00:51:17,144 --> 00:51:18,178 Yeah, I do. 1120 00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:18,813 We were both told an hour ago that the truck was... 1121 00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:19,514 I know what I was told! 1122 00:51:19,547 --> 00:51:21,849 Kelly, your duffle bag's open. 1123 00:51:21,883 --> 00:51:23,051 Your shit's not packed. 1124 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,185 I swear to God, it looks like a hand grenade went off... 1125 00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:26,153 I'll be there in a minute! 1126 00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:27,087 Okay, here we go. 1127 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,856 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1128 00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:29,891 Not worth it. 1129 00:51:29,924 --> 00:51:30,758 Not worth it, Billy. 1130 00:51:32,326 --> 00:51:33,795 Nice try, Richard. 1131 00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,162 Provoke him into punching you 1132 00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:36,764 so he gets kicked off the tour? 1133 00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:38,833 You know, if you want to continue down this road with me, 1134 00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:40,500 I'll be happy to show you the way. 1135 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:48,643 The truck leaves in two minutes, with or without you. 1136 00:51:54,515 --> 00:51:55,883 Promise me you won't quit. 1137 00:52:03,524 --> 00:52:06,594 Look, Billy, I owe you an apology, okay? 1138 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:08,830 I shouldn't have said what I said. 1139 00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:12,533 Well, neither should I. 1140 00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:20,207 Listen, Billy, I owe you an apology too, man. 1141 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,877 I mean, this whole thing was my idea. 1142 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:26,480 But you gotta to know, regardless of how we got here, 1143 00:52:26,514 --> 00:52:27,882 we're in it to win it, all right? 1144 00:52:29,349 --> 00:52:30,918 The monks taught me this philosophy. 1145 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:35,455 The cure for everything in life is saltwater, 1146 00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:39,761 tears, sweat, and the ocean. 1147 00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:41,663 You've cried your tears. 1148 00:52:41,696 --> 00:52:43,296 You've had the ocean. 1149 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:44,732 Now it's time to sweat. 1150 00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,898 Look, if you pace yourself in the surf, 1151 00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:26,868 you won't wear yourself out and make mistakes. 1152 00:54:28,736 --> 00:54:30,470 Well, maybe if you helped me to get the holeshot, 1153 00:54:30,505 --> 00:54:32,707 then I wouldn't have to push so hard coming from behind. 1154 00:54:33,908 --> 00:54:35,643 What do you want, more horsepower? 1155 00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:37,845 You know what I want. 1156 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,849 You used to get the holeshot all the time. 1157 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:44,886 They say you had a secret. 1158 00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:49,557 Well, show me you can do it my way first, 1159 00:54:51,025 --> 00:54:53,493 then we'll talk, deal? 1160 00:54:55,129 --> 00:54:55,963 Deal. 1161 00:54:57,165 --> 00:55:00,735 Round seven of the Azeo Distilleries Tour, 1162 00:55:00,768 --> 00:55:03,470 and Bill Burnett is out in front, leading Richard Hurt. 1163 00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:05,907 Hurt has tried repeatedly to retake the lead, 1164 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:07,875 but has not been able to make it happen. 1165 00:55:07,909 --> 00:55:08,843 You're doing great, Billy. 1166 00:55:08,876 --> 00:55:09,877 Stay consistent. 1167 00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:13,114 Burnett has been fast, smooth and consistent. 1168 00:55:13,147 --> 00:55:14,882 Let's take a look back at the pass 1169 00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,617 that had the fans cheering. 1170 00:55:16,651 --> 00:55:17,952 Burnett worked his way up through the pack 1171 00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:19,987 and remained patient, pressuring Hurt, 1172 00:55:20,021 --> 00:55:21,088 waited for the right moment, 1173 00:55:21,122 --> 00:55:23,858 and then made this great pass to take over the lead. 1174 00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:28,629 Hear we go, the white flag is out! 1175 00:55:28,663 --> 00:55:29,462 The final lap! 1176 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:30,497 Hurt turns it loose. 1177 00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:31,799 They're side by side. 1178 00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:32,733 Burnett holds him off, 1179 00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:34,836 but Hurt is trying everything to get by. 1180 00:55:34,869 --> 00:55:36,537 He knows it's now or never. 1181 00:55:36,571 --> 00:55:38,139 Hurt squeezes by on the inside, 1182 00:55:38,172 --> 00:55:40,473 but Burnett has the line on the next turn. 1183 00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:42,777 Hurt dives inside. 1184 00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:45,913 Burnett takes it back again. 1185 00:55:45,947 --> 00:55:46,948 What a battle! 1186 00:55:48,182 --> 00:55:49,951 Into the backstretch, they're coming up on lapped traffic. 1187 00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:51,384 Just three turns to go 1188 00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:53,688 for Billy Burnett to take home his first win. 1189 00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:57,692 He's gonna win it! 1190 00:55:57,725 --> 00:55:58,659 Two turns to go. 1191 00:55:58,693 --> 00:55:59,660 Burnett gets held up behind a lapped rider, 1192 00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:02,830 but it looks like Hurt is far enough behind. 1193 00:56:02,864 --> 00:56:05,700 Oh! The lapped rider broke the buoy loose. 1194 00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:06,499 Burnett misses the buoy 1195 00:56:06,534 --> 00:56:08,836 and has to go back and pick it up. 1196 00:56:08,870 --> 00:56:10,738 Richard Hurt inherits the win, 1197 00:56:10,771 --> 00:56:13,140 but what a phenomenal ride from Billy Burnett. 1198 00:56:13,174 --> 00:56:14,709 That a boy Billy! 1199 00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:15,475 That's how you use your mind. 1200 00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:16,978 Get out of your head 1201 00:56:17,011 --> 00:56:17,912 and listen to this guy. 1202 00:56:17,945 --> 00:56:21,616 Second place, hey, that's first loser. 1203 00:56:21,649 --> 00:56:22,984 Congratulations, guys. 1204 00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:23,985 So proud of you 1205 00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:27,555 I want to punch you so bad my fist has a boner. 1206 00:56:27,588 --> 00:56:29,790 Don't worry about that prick. 1207 00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:35,529 Ready. 1208 00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:36,797 All right. 1209 00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:38,566 So there's only one other person in this world 1210 00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:40,534 that I've ever shared this secret with, 1211 00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:44,138 and he's standing right behind you. 1212 00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:46,107 Yesterday, you earned it. 1213 00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:48,743 So, if you're ready, I gonna show you the secret. 1214 00:56:48,776 --> 00:56:51,145 Now, when you line up behind the rubber band, 1215 00:56:51,178 --> 00:56:52,445 you want to swing your arms, okay? 1216 00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:53,480 Just like this. 1217 00:56:58,519 --> 00:56:59,987 How is that gonna help me get the holeshot? 1218 00:57:00,888 --> 00:57:03,190 Look closely at the rubber band, grasshopper. 1219 00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:06,694 Come on, get in there. 1220 00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:11,565 Look close, now focus on the water droplets, okay? 1221 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,433 Let her go, Dog. 1222 00:57:21,142 --> 00:57:23,577 You watch the drops. 1223 00:57:23,611 --> 00:57:26,113 They start to fall as soon as the band starts to move. 1224 00:57:28,049 --> 00:57:29,917 That's how you get the jump. 1225 00:57:32,987 --> 00:57:33,955 Pretty cool, huh? 1226 00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:59,046 What is he doing? 1227 00:58:00,848 --> 00:58:03,951 Today was a big day for him, sharing that secret with you. 1228 00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:06,120 Right now, he's giving thanks to the universe. 1229 00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:09,523 He is in this deep spiritual dimension. 1230 00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,659 I mean nothing could break his connection. 1231 00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:14,528 Really? 1232 00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:15,896 Yeah, nothing. 1233 00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,099 He gets deep in that zone. 1234 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,602 Take a video. 1235 00:58:21,635 --> 00:58:22,403 Are you serious? 1236 00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:23,871 All right, make it quick, hurry up. 1237 00:58:23,904 --> 00:58:24,538 Idiot. 1238 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,842 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 1239 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,843 We are fortunate today to be witnessing 1240 00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:32,780 Jarid Harper becoming one with the universe. 1241 00:58:32,813 --> 00:58:34,281 I'm told that when he's in this state, 1242 00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:36,917 there is nothing can disturb his chakra. 1243 00:58:39,286 --> 00:58:40,921 All right, take it back. 1244 00:58:40,955 --> 00:58:42,590 No. What are you doing? 1245 00:58:42,623 --> 00:58:44,025 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 1246 00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:45,860 Oh, that's not funny. 1247 00:58:45,893 --> 00:58:47,261 I told him not to do that when you're in your spiritual... 1248 00:58:47,294 --> 00:58:48,129 It was his idea! 1249 00:58:48,162 --> 00:58:49,196 I know you were in your dimension 1250 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,097 - and nobody could break it. - He told me to do it. 1251 00:58:50,131 --> 00:58:51,098 Look at him now. His ass is all wet. 1252 00:58:51,132 --> 00:58:53,300 - He told me to do it. - Oh my God, oh my God. 1253 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,502 Don't worry about it. Just go back to your... 1254 00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:55,469 Go back to your, go back to your connection. It's fine. 1255 00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:56,037 - He's an asshole. - Go back into it. 1256 00:58:56,070 --> 00:58:57,571 You'll get back into it. 1257 00:58:58,639 --> 00:59:00,641 And I love these shirts you made for the team. 1258 00:59:00,674 --> 00:59:01,609 So you're happy? 1259 00:59:01,642 --> 00:59:02,276 Happy? 1260 00:59:02,309 --> 00:59:04,211 Is a duck's ass water tight? 1261 00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,713 Sales figures are coming in 1262 00:59:05,746 --> 00:59:07,648 higher than our best projections. 1263 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:08,916 Oh, that reminds me, 1264 00:59:08,949 --> 00:59:10,851 Ted and I on Sunday are going to this sports bar 1265 00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:12,286 that's showing Billy's race live. 1266 00:59:12,319 --> 00:59:13,421 You guys gotta join us. 1267 00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:17,725 Um, Nancy I think made plans for us on Sunday, but... 1268 00:59:17,758 --> 00:59:21,629 Nonsense, a chance to see your son in action? 1269 00:59:21,662 --> 00:59:23,631 Team Grim Ripper is there. 1270 00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,331 I love it. 1271 00:59:24,365 --> 00:59:26,000 I'll talk to her about it. 1272 00:59:26,033 --> 00:59:27,201 Hot damn! 1273 00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,907 Nice watch. 1274 00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:34,341 - Oh yeah, you like that? - Yeah. 1275 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,943 I landed us a local sponsor. 1276 00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:39,947 - Boom! - Big Grand Father Clock Shop? 1277 00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:41,182 Mm-hmm. 1278 00:59:41,215 --> 00:59:43,951 They gave me the Pound Foolish Hot Water Watch, waterproof. 1279 00:59:43,984 --> 00:59:44,885 The thing's worth more than my life. 1280 00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:46,120 And, check this out. 1281 00:59:46,153 --> 00:59:48,889 For running that sticker, they gave me two. 1282 00:59:48,923 --> 00:59:50,091 Boom! You're welcome. 1283 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:51,959 Whoa, nice! 1284 00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:53,027 I know, I know. 1285 00:59:54,995 --> 00:59:56,030 Whoa! 1286 00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:58,032 How do you like my new shorts? 1287 00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,634 Wow, well you definitely went shopping with Nuke. 1288 01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:01,602 Your grandma called me 1289 01:00:01,635 --> 01:00:03,237 and said she wanted her shower curtain back. 1290 01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:04,371 Yeah! 1291 01:00:04,405 --> 01:00:05,806 Hey do not despair my friend. 1292 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,408 I have something for you too. 1293 01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,210 A book on how to pick up women. 1294 01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:12,179 You know, I should write my own book one of these days. 1295 01:00:12,213 --> 01:00:13,714 Yeah right, more like a leaflet. 1296 01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:14,715 No, no it's true. 1297 01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,717 You've heard of foreplay? 1298 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:20,020 Well, I invented the five play. 1299 01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:20,988 What is that? 1300 01:00:21,021 --> 01:00:23,290 Ask your mother. 1301 01:00:23,324 --> 01:00:24,892 Here. 1302 01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:26,360 Oh man, it's so humid today. 1303 01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:27,328 I'm not gonna wear a wetsuit. 1304 01:00:27,361 --> 01:00:29,163 At least wear a two mill for protection. 1305 01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:31,031 And hide my new shorts? 1306 01:00:31,065 --> 01:00:32,066 Oh, no. 1307 01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:33,701 You wouldn't want to hide those classy things. 1308 01:00:33,734 --> 01:00:35,736 You should wear them to the party tonight. 1309 01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,004 Oh yeah. 1310 01:00:37,037 --> 01:00:38,939 Wait, what's this big party everybody keeps talking about? 1311 01:00:38,973 --> 01:00:40,841 Oh, it's an annual classic. 1312 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,843 The owner of Azeo Vodka likes to throw a big blowout 1313 01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:44,078 before we head to the finals. 1314 01:00:45,346 --> 01:00:46,814 Should we warn him about Mona, 1315 01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,983 or let him find out on his own? 1316 01:00:49,016 --> 01:00:50,751 Who's Mona? 1317 01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:51,986 Mona Lott. 1318 01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,021 Mona what? 1319 01:00:54,054 --> 01:00:55,022 Mona Lott. 1320 01:00:55,055 --> 01:00:57,892 That's her name, and that's her reputation. 1321 01:00:57,925 --> 01:00:59,260 Her last name used to be Little. 1322 01:00:59,293 --> 01:01:01,362 But after Nuke, it became a lot. 1323 01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:02,963 Oh my God, no, no. 1324 01:01:02,997 --> 01:01:05,032 She's just a hot cougar who owns the club, 1325 01:01:05,065 --> 01:01:05,966 and she hosts these parties every year 1326 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,769 so she can scope out the new fresh meat. 1327 01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:10,037 Be careful Billy. 1328 01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:12,006 You will be filet mignon on her menu. 1329 01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,480 Nice shorts, bro. 1330 01:01:19,514 --> 01:01:20,915 They make those for men? 1331 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:27,922 All right Billy, get focused. 1332 01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:28,989 Here we go. 1333 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,125 Show 'em your ass. 1334 01:01:41,035 --> 01:01:42,736 Look at that jump by Billy Burnett! 1335 01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:44,205 I haven't seen holeshot like that 1336 01:01:44,238 --> 01:01:46,173 since the last time Jarid Harper raced. 1337 01:01:50,778 --> 01:01:53,147 Hot damn! 1338 01:01:54,848 --> 01:01:56,383 Billy Burnett flying out in front, 1339 01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:59,386 taking full advantage of the clean water ahead of him. 1340 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,055 Richard Hurt got a bad start 1341 01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,456 and is well back in the pack. 1342 01:02:06,493 --> 01:02:08,429 I like being first, boys. 1343 01:02:14,201 --> 01:02:15,803 Richard Hurt is moving up. 1344 01:02:15,836 --> 01:02:17,004 He's now running in sixth. 1345 01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,946 Burnett catches an edge and goes down! 1346 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,082 He scrambles to get up and, uh-oh, check it out, 1347 01:02:28,115 --> 01:02:29,783 we have a full moon! 1348 01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:37,891 Now it's a party. 1349 01:02:37,925 --> 01:02:39,960 Houston, we have a problem. 1350 01:02:40,961 --> 01:02:43,063 Well at least he's finally taking your advice 1351 01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:46,133 and showing them his ass. 1352 01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:51,438 We've noticed Burnett's handle poll sticker 1353 01:02:51,472 --> 01:02:52,139 is losing letters. 1354 01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,108 We're not sure what it says now. 1355 01:02:55,409 --> 01:02:56,877 All right Billy, white flag's out. 1356 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:57,845 Richard's coming up behind you. 1357 01:02:57,878 --> 01:02:59,514 Stay tight in the turns and you've got this. 1358 01:03:05,319 --> 01:03:06,320 Check out the sticker 1359 01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:08,222 on Burnett's handle poll now. 1360 01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:11,892 You know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas. 1361 01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,360 Has your boy got a new sponsor 1362 01:03:13,394 --> 01:03:15,095 or is he just proud of his anatomy? 1363 01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:17,131 Come on. 1364 01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:20,301 That's great. 1365 01:03:20,334 --> 01:03:22,836 Just a few more turns to go. 1366 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,405 Billy Burnett is holding off Richard Hurt, 1367 01:03:24,438 --> 01:03:27,241 and on his way to winning his first national event 1368 01:03:27,274 --> 01:03:29,376 with his very own unique style. 1369 01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:34,848 There's the checkered flag! 1370 01:03:35,949 --> 01:03:36,817 Burnett has done it. 1371 01:03:36,850 --> 01:03:40,187 He takes home his first win! 1372 01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:45,092 Yeah! Yes! 1373 01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,928 Yes, we dit it! 1374 01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:49,463 That's the biggest smile we've seen 1375 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,633 from Jarid Harper all season long. 1376 01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:53,601 Take a look at the top 15 finishers, 1377 01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:56,236 as we head down to talk to our winner. 1378 01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:58,072 Hey, hey bring it down! 1379 01:03:58,105 --> 01:03:59,206 Bring it down! 1380 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,074 Um, oh! 1381 01:04:01,975 --> 01:04:04,546 Well, as my mechanic always says, 1382 01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:07,081 life is like a bottle of Grim Ripper Hot Sauce. 1383 01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:10,184 What you do today can come back to burn your ass tomorrow. 1384 01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:14,888 Oh, and I also want to bring this guy in. 1385 01:04:14,922 --> 01:04:16,490 I owe a big thanks to Jarid Harper. 1386 01:04:16,524 --> 01:04:18,526 I mean, I wouldn't be here without him. 1387 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,396 And this guy, he's been like a father to me, so... 1388 01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:25,065 Well, congratulations Billy. 1389 01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:28,636 I'm sure Jarid is proud of you and your team right now. 1390 01:04:28,670 --> 01:04:30,572 I know this has been a hard fought battle 1391 01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:31,972 to get you here today. 1392 01:04:32,674 --> 01:04:33,842 Billy Burnett's win this weekend 1393 01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:37,177 now moves him into second in points behind Richard Hurt. 1394 01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:39,647 Kelly Weber continues her undefeated season, 1395 01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:42,416 and her win today gives her an insurmountable points lead 1396 01:04:42,449 --> 01:04:44,284 going into the finals. 1397 01:04:44,318 --> 01:04:46,420 Congratulations. 1398 01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:50,057 Congrats to you too. 1399 01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:52,059 Another championship clinched, huh? 1400 01:04:52,092 --> 01:04:55,095 Yes, and now I'll get to race with the men in the finals. 1401 01:04:55,129 --> 01:04:55,963 So excited. 1402 01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,031 Guess I better train extra hard now. 1403 01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,133 Yeah, I think so. 1404 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,301 Hey, nice ass by the way. 1405 01:05:01,335 --> 01:05:04,405 Hmm, I was just trying to get your attention. 1406 01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:06,006 Oh, well, you got it. 1407 01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:09,143 Are you gonna go to that the big party tonight? 1408 01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:09,844 Oh, no. 1409 01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:12,045 Uh, they banned Richard 1410 01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:15,382 after an incident last season, and our manager says 1411 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:18,620 our entire team is boycotting, politics. 1412 01:05:20,087 --> 01:05:22,322 But it's okay, we're leaving extra early for Havasu, 1413 01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,391 and going straight there to test for the finals, so... 1414 01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:27,027 Come on, come help celebrate my first win. 1415 01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:29,096 I wish I could, I'm sorry. 1416 01:05:31,098 --> 01:05:31,932 I have to lay low. 1417 01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:34,034 Oh, she'll be there. 1418 01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:34,702 Gotta go. Bye! 1419 01:05:37,705 --> 01:05:38,573 Hey thanks, Jim. 1420 01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:39,373 No thank you, Doug. 1421 01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:40,307 I'm very excited. 1422 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,975 I'm very excited about everything, okay. 1423 01:05:42,009 --> 01:05:43,143 - All right. - I'm taking these boys out. 1424 01:05:43,177 --> 01:05:44,646 I might not bring them back. 1425 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,180 All right, have fun, have fun! 1426 01:05:50,785 --> 01:05:52,286 Hey, this is Billy. 1427 01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:56,558 Leave a message cause I am going, going, gone! 1428 01:05:59,359 --> 01:06:00,762 Welcome to the party. 1429 01:06:00,795 --> 01:06:01,596 Enjoy yourselves. 1430 01:06:01,629 --> 01:06:03,497 This dog is ready to hunt tonight! 1431 01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:06,166 Yeah, well, did you read that book Nuke got you? 1432 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,167 Nah, I tried. 1433 01:06:07,201 --> 01:06:09,269 It was a bunch of crap about listening to women 1434 01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:10,705 and respecting their feelings. 1435 01:06:10,738 --> 01:06:12,272 I don't know, it seems like a lot of work. 1436 01:06:12,306 --> 01:06:13,675 Well, could you at just least try 1437 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,777 to use a little subtlety in your approach tonight? 1438 01:06:15,810 --> 01:06:16,977 Sure. 1439 01:06:17,010 --> 01:06:18,746 For you, champ, it'll be a kinder, gentler, Dog tonight, 1440 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:20,080 all right? 1441 01:06:20,113 --> 01:06:20,882 Hello. 1442 01:06:20,915 --> 01:06:22,249 Welcome to the Azeo Vodka party. 1443 01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:23,083 Well, thank you so much. 1444 01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,052 That's quite a grip you got there. 1445 01:06:25,085 --> 01:06:26,754 Yeah, I grew up on a dairy farm, 1446 01:06:26,788 --> 01:06:29,056 and that's my tit squeezing hand. 1447 01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:31,058 That's quite a coincidence, 'cause it's mine too. 1448 01:06:31,091 --> 01:06:33,695 Eight seconds, wow, good job. 1449 01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:37,164 - Amazing, this guy's still single? 1450 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:38,232 Hey, Ryan. 1451 01:06:38,265 --> 01:06:39,366 Thanks so much for having us. 1452 01:06:39,399 --> 01:06:42,069 Hey Billy, this is Ryan Horn, the owner of Azeo Vodka. 1453 01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:44,438 - Ryan, this... - I know who he is. 1454 01:06:44,471 --> 01:06:45,707 Nice ridin' today, Billy. 1455 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:48,543 And the way you gave 'ol Dick Hurt the brown eye like that, 1456 01:06:48,576 --> 01:06:50,745 I nearly pissed myself. 1457 01:06:50,778 --> 01:06:52,346 Come on in, boys, let's get after it. 1458 01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:53,280 - All right. - Sweet. 1459 01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:58,051 Jarid Harper! 1460 01:06:58,085 --> 01:07:01,154 Mona, how you doing? 1461 01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:02,089 Even better if you tell me 1462 01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:04,191 you came back to take me up on my offer. 1463 01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:05,527 Oh, you know, Mona, 1464 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,094 I've been known to do a little pinch hitting 1465 01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:09,096 for Jarid from time to time. 1466 01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:12,700 Speaking of pinch hitters, young Billy Burnett, 1467 01:07:13,701 --> 01:07:15,570 I'm having a hall of fame ceremony later tonight 1468 01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:17,839 and I'm confident you'll be inducted. 1469 01:07:17,872 --> 01:07:18,773 I'll come find you. 1470 01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:23,511 Run. 1471 01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:27,114 She is going to come find you. 1472 01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:37,391 Dude, why are you doing this to yourself? 1473 01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:39,192 Let's go somewhere else. 1474 01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:40,762 I've got my reasons. 1475 01:07:47,869 --> 01:07:49,804 Look at this guy, sickening. 1476 01:07:49,837 --> 01:07:51,806 Oui, oui, I am zee king of bullshit. 1477 01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:54,107 If you don't believe me, just ask me. 1478 01:07:54,141 --> 01:07:55,810 I am zee best. What an idiot. 1479 01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:58,412 You know, we may have to reel Billy in. 1480 01:07:58,445 --> 01:08:00,848 He's starting to party pretty hard. 1481 01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:05,485 Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him. 1482 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,656 Great, I feel a whole lot better now. 1483 01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:09,624 Good, you should. 1484 01:08:11,593 --> 01:08:13,861 - Cheers. - Cheers, gentlemen. 1485 01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:15,095 - To victory. - To... 1486 01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:21,703 - Ugh. - Billy, come on. 1487 01:08:22,937 --> 01:08:27,140 Oh, Billy come on. 1488 01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:27,809 Yo... 1489 01:08:29,877 --> 01:08:31,579 Do you mind if we take a picture? 1490 01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:32,412 Not at all. 1491 01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:34,214 Oh, thank you so much. 1492 01:08:34,247 --> 01:08:36,216 - Oh, of you guys? - Yeah, please. 1493 01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:37,719 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1494 01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:39,152 - Oh, okay. - Sorry. 1495 01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:42,523 Say, "Doggy style." 1496 01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:43,423 Uh-uh. 1497 01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,192 You are beautiful, honey. 1498 01:08:45,225 --> 01:08:46,694 - There you go. - Thank you so much. 1499 01:08:46,728 --> 01:08:47,895 I am such a fan. 1500 01:08:47,929 --> 01:08:48,896 Thank you. 1501 01:08:48,930 --> 01:08:50,531 I'm a fan of yours. 1502 01:08:50,565 --> 01:08:52,232 Mm! 1503 01:08:53,901 --> 01:08:56,269 Man, this is unbelievable. 1504 01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:57,839 Billy's in the middle of a feeding frenzy. 1505 01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,439 Nuke's got a net full. 1506 01:08:59,473 --> 01:09:02,242 You, you've got one on the hook and just let one go. 1507 01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:05,312 Me, I can't even get a nibble. 1508 01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:08,650 Maybe if you were fishing with a bigger worm? 1509 01:09:08,683 --> 01:09:10,885 That's hilarious. 1510 01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:11,919 Hey, what's your deal anyway? 1511 01:09:11,953 --> 01:09:14,555 I mean, you got all those hot chicks on tour. 1512 01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:15,890 Why don't just pluck one out 1513 01:09:15,923 --> 01:09:18,392 and make her your trophy wife or something? 1514 01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:20,928 There's more to relationships than physical attraction. 1515 01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:22,030 Okay, yeah well, if you leave now, 1516 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:24,799 you can catch the Katherine Heigl double feature. 1517 01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:27,769 No, I mean, I get it. 1518 01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:30,270 I could get on that page, you know. 1519 01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:31,371 That's what I'm looking for here tonight, 1520 01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:34,207 just like a deep meaningless relationship, you know? 1521 01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:36,811 No, no, all right, seriously, seriously, 1522 01:09:36,844 --> 01:09:39,379 seriously, I get where you're coming from. 1523 01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:42,917 I would just give anything to like find a special girl 1524 01:09:42,950 --> 01:09:46,688 to just you know, love, confide in, to cherish, 1525 01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:50,958 and just like respect everything, just 1526 01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:53,928 Oh my God, look at the taters on this little model. 1527 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:08,910 I'm so sick of this crap. 1528 01:10:11,846 --> 01:10:13,280 Let's go. 1529 01:10:54,522 --> 01:10:56,356 There's the man of the hour. 1530 01:10:57,424 --> 01:11:00,027 You haven't had your Mona Lott shot, have you? 1531 01:11:00,061 --> 01:11:01,863 Um... 1532 01:11:01,896 --> 01:11:04,331 Open wide, I'm coming in. 1533 01:11:04,364 --> 01:11:06,399 Oops, let me get that. 1534 01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:19,881 Kelly? 1535 01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:23,951 No, no, Kelly! 1536 01:11:23,985 --> 01:11:24,919 Dude, you're losing it. 1537 01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:25,953 She's not even worth it. 1538 01:11:25,987 --> 01:11:27,889 I'm not losing anything! 1539 01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,857 Yeah well, we could lose our jobs. 1540 01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:31,859 Are you with me or against me? 1541 01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:34,361 All right. 1542 01:11:34,394 --> 01:11:35,530 Yeah, let's do it. 1543 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,364 All right, cool. 1544 01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,875 Kelly, Kelly! 1545 01:11:48,876 --> 01:11:51,045 Congratulations on getting in Mona's hall of fame. 1546 01:11:51,078 --> 01:11:53,514 - I was... - Just go, I've got this. 1547 01:11:53,548 --> 01:11:54,982 I wasn't kissing her. 1548 01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:57,652 I thought you were different from the rest of these guys! 1549 01:11:57,685 --> 01:11:59,554 She was crazy about you! 1550 01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:01,622 She was the best thing that's ever happened to you, 1551 01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:02,890 and you just threw it away! 1552 01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,760 Look, stay away from my friends! 1553 01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:08,495 I wasn't kissing... 1554 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,902 Hey, Billy, your ski's on fire! 1555 01:12:14,936 --> 01:12:15,970 What? 1556 01:12:19,874 --> 01:12:20,708 My ski. 1557 01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:45,666 Hey, Jim. 1558 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,102 Hey, bud, I just wanted to call and let you know 1559 01:12:48,135 --> 01:12:50,872 I won't be able to wire you that next payment. 1560 01:12:52,073 --> 01:12:52,974 What's going on? 1561 01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:56,978 Um, I'm going on vacation. 1562 01:12:57,912 --> 01:12:59,647 Vacation? 1563 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,618 Sausage was discovered in the sauce. 1564 01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,988 Sausage, I don't understand, why is that a problem? 1565 01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:11,025 I mean, you're not advertising it's kosher are you? 1566 01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,860 It wasn't kosher with my wife. 1567 01:13:12,894 --> 01:13:14,929 It was my sausage in my secretary's sauce. 1568 01:13:14,962 --> 01:13:16,564 She's pissed. 1569 01:13:16,597 --> 01:13:18,566 She turned my books over to the IRS. 1570 01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:20,534 The FBI is here now seizing everything. 1571 01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:23,704 Oh God, I'm gonna probably do 5 to 10, bud. 1572 01:13:23,738 --> 01:13:24,572 Oh! Oh! 1573 01:13:24,605 --> 01:13:25,940 Avenge me, Douglas! 1574 01:13:25,973 --> 01:13:26,807 Jim? 1575 01:13:30,645 --> 01:13:32,046 - What's that about? - Nah, 1576 01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:37,118 - Just Jim being Jim. - Hmm. 1577 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,119 Hi, it's Kelly. 1578 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:41,622 Catch me if you can, or just leave me a message. 1579 01:13:42,323 --> 01:13:44,692 Hey, hey, Kelly, it's me. 1580 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,062 I don't know if you heard or not, 1581 01:13:48,095 --> 01:13:50,932 but I lost my sponsor and everything, 1582 01:13:50,965 --> 01:13:55,603 so I'm not going to be seeing you at the finals. 1583 01:13:56,469 --> 01:13:58,839 Listen, I really want to talk to you 1584 01:13:58,873 --> 01:14:01,075 and explain everything that happened. 1585 01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:02,944 If you could give me a call that would, 1586 01:14:04,011 --> 01:14:05,179 that would be... 1587 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:06,881 great. 1588 01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,287 You can crash here for a while, 1589 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,022 until you're ready to head back to LA. 1590 01:14:50,658 --> 01:14:52,159 That's the last place I want to go. 1591 01:14:55,896 --> 01:14:57,064 I can just hear my Dad. 1592 01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,168 Somehow this is all gonna be my fault. 1593 01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:05,206 Your choice. 1594 01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,843 I don't know if I'd want to be here in Havasu 1595 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:10,211 when the championships are going on. 1596 01:15:11,979 --> 01:15:12,813 Just saying. 1597 01:15:48,749 --> 01:15:49,583 Kelly! 1598 01:15:51,752 --> 01:15:52,920 Kelly! 1599 01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:43,137 Shouldn't you get back to LA? 1600 01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,706 You know, open up your shop? 1601 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,074 I can't work like this. 1602 01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:49,677 I feel like a jackass, man. 1603 01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:51,745 I mean, I'm the one that talked Billy's dad 1604 01:16:51,779 --> 01:16:52,581 into this whole mess. 1605 01:16:52,613 --> 01:16:55,049 And now, they aren't even speaking. 1606 01:16:57,051 --> 01:16:59,320 Well, you kind of talked us all into this mess. 1607 01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:03,124 Look, it's not your fault, all right? 1608 01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:04,158 We're in this together. 1609 01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:06,794 We'll get through it together. 1610 01:17:06,827 --> 01:17:07,928 How? 1611 01:17:07,962 --> 01:17:10,197 How are we gonna get through this, hm? 1612 01:17:10,231 --> 01:17:11,432 Ski's destroyed. 1613 01:17:11,465 --> 01:17:13,834 We're not seeing a dime of that money Grimm Ripper owes us. 1614 01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:18,873 So much for all that universe will make it right stuff, huh? 1615 01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,077 What are we even doing here? 1616 01:17:24,044 --> 01:17:25,813 What are we doing here? 1617 01:17:28,282 --> 01:17:32,853 The monks, they ah... pray like everything 1618 01:17:32,887 --> 01:17:33,988 depends on the universe. 1619 01:17:35,055 --> 01:17:38,959 Work like everything depends on you. 1620 01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,233 What is that? 1621 01:17:47,201 --> 01:17:48,035 What's the plan? 1622 01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:52,306 You can't just say that and then run away. 1623 01:17:53,207 --> 01:17:54,808 I didn't train with the monks. 1624 01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:55,943 I don't know what you're talking about. 1625 01:17:58,078 --> 01:18:00,047 Hi, you must be Nancy. 1626 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:00,948 Oh, hi. 1627 01:18:00,981 --> 01:18:01,782 Jarid Harper. 1628 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:02,584 Hi! 1629 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:03,784 Oh yes, I've heard all about you. 1630 01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,085 Come on in. 1631 01:18:05,119 --> 01:18:06,086 Lovely to meet you. 1632 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,054 Nice to meet you too. 1633 01:18:09,089 --> 01:18:10,958 I was wondering if I could speak with Douglas. 1634 01:18:10,991 --> 01:18:13,060 Yes, yes, he's in the office. 1635 01:18:13,093 --> 01:18:14,929 Douglas, Jarid is here. 1636 01:18:16,096 --> 01:18:16,764 Thank you. 1637 01:18:16,797 --> 01:18:17,965 I'm just wrapping up a call. 1638 01:18:17,998 --> 01:18:19,033 Come on in. 1639 01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:21,068 Right. 1640 01:18:21,101 --> 01:18:22,303 No, just text me. 1641 01:18:25,472 --> 01:18:27,741 Okay, yeah, it'll be there. 1642 01:18:27,775 --> 01:18:28,776 Okay, see you, bye. 1643 01:18:32,846 --> 01:18:34,448 Nice to finally meet you, Jarid. 1644 01:18:34,481 --> 01:18:35,349 You too, Douglas. 1645 01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:38,752 I'm sorry about the sponsorship not working out. 1646 01:18:39,787 --> 01:18:41,255 Nobody could've seen that coming. 1647 01:18:42,156 --> 01:18:44,959 Yeah, it's a bummer. 1648 01:18:46,293 --> 01:18:48,128 Hey, grab a seat, man. 1649 01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:56,971 When did you guys get back? 1650 01:18:57,004 --> 01:18:58,806 I haven't heard from Billy. 1651 01:18:58,839 --> 01:19:02,209 Oh, well, he's... staying with a friend. 1652 01:19:05,312 --> 01:19:07,481 He must be disappointed. 1653 01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:11,185 Yeah, yeah, on a number of levels. 1654 01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:22,997 He knows about the arrangement? 1655 01:19:24,331 --> 01:19:26,367 Yeah, you know, he's a smart kid. 1656 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:29,503 Hell, he's not a kid anymore. 1657 01:19:29,537 --> 01:19:31,305 You'd be surprised. 1658 01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:35,075 You know, he's second in points. 1659 01:19:36,944 --> 01:19:38,546 He could've won the championship. 1660 01:19:40,347 --> 01:19:41,382 You know, I ah... 1661 01:19:43,017 --> 01:19:45,886 I lost my dad when I was 16. 1662 01:19:48,255 --> 01:19:49,857 The really sad part is that 1663 01:19:49,890 --> 01:19:51,792 we hadn't been getting along for years. 1664 01:19:53,294 --> 01:19:56,163 I actually thought I hated him at the time. 1665 01:19:58,866 --> 01:20:00,100 The reality now is,.. 1666 01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:05,439 I'd give anything to have him back. 1667 01:20:10,077 --> 01:20:11,812 Don't think that I don't feel bad... 1668 01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:15,816 about my relationship... 1669 01:20:17,117 --> 01:20:18,986 not working with my son but,.. 1670 01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:24,458 I'd do anything to fix it. 1671 01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:27,294 Look, I'm sure you do feel bad. 1672 01:20:28,596 --> 01:20:32,132 I mean, anyone who's received the world's greatest dad award 1673 01:20:32,166 --> 01:20:33,367 kind of has to feel bad. 1674 01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,337 Wow. 1675 01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:45,613 You know, I made one hell of a mistake giving up on myself 1676 01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:47,549 when I should've fought through 1677 01:20:47,582 --> 01:20:49,016 and finished things the right way. 1678 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:55,923 Don't give up on your son when he still has a chance. 1679 01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:03,464 Well, so what are you,.. what are you thinking? 1680 01:21:20,981 --> 01:21:21,616 Billy. 1681 01:21:23,984 --> 01:21:24,985 What are you doing here? 1682 01:21:26,153 --> 01:21:26,987 Remember this? 1683 01:21:29,591 --> 01:21:31,992 It's been a long time since I've been that dad. 1684 01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:36,096 I want to apologize for not being there for you, 1685 01:21:37,297 --> 01:21:41,368 and I need help solving a big problem. 1686 01:21:42,604 --> 01:21:45,105 I mean, should it be called team Burnett, 1687 01:21:47,642 --> 01:21:49,243 or team Camaro? 1688 01:21:50,144 --> 01:21:51,378 What're you talking about? 1689 01:21:51,412 --> 01:21:52,614 What are you doing here? 1690 01:21:52,647 --> 01:21:54,915 Team Burnett has a nice ring to it. 1691 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:59,119 Yeah, I like the sound of that. 1692 01:21:59,153 --> 01:22:00,555 Well, it's just too bad 1693 01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:02,624 you didn't own an old classic Ford woody. 1694 01:22:04,191 --> 01:22:05,627 We could've been called Team Woody. 1695 01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:06,460 That would've been epic. 1696 01:22:06,493 --> 01:22:09,196 Oh okay, Dog, Team Burnett it is. 1697 01:22:09,229 --> 01:22:12,466 Your dad sold his car so you can go to the championships. 1698 01:22:14,101 --> 01:22:15,135 Dad, that was your, your... 1699 01:22:15,169 --> 01:22:16,003 My baby. 1700 01:22:17,204 --> 01:22:19,406 I sold it for you, man. 1701 01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:25,647 I can't believe you would do that. 1702 01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:30,284 Well, are we going to stand around here yapping about it, 1703 01:22:30,317 --> 01:22:32,386 or are we going to go racing? 1704 01:22:33,621 --> 01:22:34,622 Everybody in here. 1705 01:22:34,656 --> 01:22:36,123 On three, Team Burnett. 1706 01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,028 This is gonna be the greatest comeback 1707 01:22:41,061 --> 01:22:43,096 in Team Burnett history. 1708 01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:44,131 One, two, three. 1709 01:22:44,164 --> 01:22:45,199 Team Burnett! 1710 01:23:10,424 --> 01:23:12,292 The first woman to compete against the men 1711 01:23:12,326 --> 01:23:13,260 at world finals. 1712 01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:15,395 What are you feeling right now? 1713 01:23:15,429 --> 01:23:17,030 So many things. 1714 01:23:17,064 --> 01:23:18,098 It's quite amazing. 1715 01:23:18,131 --> 01:23:21,401 A lot of dreams are coming true today, so it's big. 1716 01:23:21,435 --> 01:23:23,203 That's what she said. 1717 01:23:25,507 --> 01:23:26,808 I've been to the top of this mountain four times already. 1718 01:23:26,841 --> 01:23:27,742 I've got the points lead, 1719 01:23:27,775 --> 01:23:29,109 and I only need to finish 10th or better 1720 01:23:29,142 --> 01:23:30,077 to take home the championship. 1721 01:23:30,110 --> 01:23:32,246 So, would you bet against me? 1722 01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:37,519 My mechanic, he's been up for three days straight 1723 01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:38,620 building my new ski. 1724 01:23:39,787 --> 01:23:42,089 My entire team has been amazing. 1725 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:44,157 My message to the competition 1726 01:23:44,191 --> 01:23:46,093 is to nut up and put the wood to it. 1727 01:23:46,126 --> 01:23:47,060 Let's get it on. 1728 01:23:47,094 --> 01:23:47,795 May the best man win. 1729 01:23:50,732 --> 01:23:53,835 Kelly, I've been trying to call you for weeks. 1730 01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,770 Look, I promise you I didn't do anything, I... 1731 01:23:55,803 --> 01:23:58,405 Let's just focus on what's important today, okay? 1732 01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:05,747 You can feel the electricity in the air 1733 01:24:05,780 --> 01:24:06,748 and the stage is set. 1734 01:24:06,781 --> 01:24:09,182 Billy Burnett's team has burned the midnight oil 1735 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:13,186 putting together a new Pro Force 2.0, but it's untested. 1736 01:24:13,220 --> 01:24:15,322 And rumor has it that Broward Motorsports 1737 01:24:15,355 --> 01:24:18,693 has upgraded Richard Hurt's ski with 20 more horsepower 1738 01:24:18,726 --> 01:24:20,562 than he's had all season long. 1739 01:24:20,595 --> 01:24:22,830 It's going to be interesting. 1740 01:24:22,864 --> 01:24:23,898 So how you holding up, pal? 1741 01:24:23,932 --> 01:24:27,669 Oh man, I am running on fumes, but we made it. 1742 01:24:29,303 --> 01:24:30,738 Yeah, well, you'll sleep good tonight, huh? 1743 01:24:30,772 --> 01:24:31,873 Mm-hm. 1744 01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:33,140 You got this. 1745 01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:39,814 What's on your mind, Billy? 1746 01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:42,784 How are we gonna compete against Richard 1747 01:24:42,817 --> 01:24:44,786 when he's running on 20 more horsepower? 1748 01:24:46,486 --> 01:24:47,589 Even if he does get the holeshot, 1749 01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:48,590 it's not gonna matter. 1750 01:24:48,623 --> 01:24:51,693 Once it gets rough out there, it's all rider. 1751 01:24:51,726 --> 01:24:52,727 You can outride him. 1752 01:24:54,361 --> 01:24:56,496 Just go out there and show them your ass. 1753 01:25:45,245 --> 01:25:47,280 Frankie Zapata on his Flyboard Air 1754 01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:49,449 doing a flyby, as we prepare for the race 1755 01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:50,852 we've all been waiting for. 1756 01:25:50,885 --> 01:25:52,486 Fasten your seat belts, folks. 1757 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,956 We're about to go ballistic here in Lake Havasu. 1758 01:25:58,926 --> 01:26:00,828 Blake Corning lights the fuse. 1759 01:26:00,862 --> 01:26:02,295 - Here we go! - It's dead! 1760 01:26:02,329 --> 01:26:03,765 - What? - It's dead, it's dead! 1761 01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:05,298 Oh, come on, come on! Help me get it out! Let's go! 1762 01:26:05,332 --> 01:26:06,801 Burnett has a problem on the line 1763 01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:08,301 and they're shutting them down. 1764 01:26:08,335 --> 01:26:11,204 He'll have two minutes to get it sorted out. 1765 01:26:18,546 --> 01:26:19,914 The start button wire's been cut. 1766 01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:20,948 Short the solenoid. 1767 01:26:20,982 --> 01:26:21,816 I'm trying. 1768 01:26:22,717 --> 01:26:23,885 Less than a minute left, 1769 01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:24,952 and I would not want to be 1770 01:26:24,986 --> 01:26:26,888 in Billy Burnett's shoes right now. 1771 01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:31,592 Come on, come on, come on! 1772 01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:33,961 15 seconds, you have 15 seconds! 1773 01:26:33,995 --> 01:26:35,596 - Come on, Dog! - I'm trying. 1774 01:26:36,664 --> 01:26:38,498 The two-minute hold has expired. 1775 01:26:38,533 --> 01:26:40,868 Burnett's team is frantically trying to get him going, 1776 01:26:40,902 --> 01:26:42,335 but it doesn't look good. 1777 01:26:45,338 --> 01:26:46,273 They're off the line 1778 01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:48,275 and Billy Burnett is left dead on the beach. 1779 01:26:52,013 --> 01:26:54,849 It's a drag race to the first turn, and check it out, 1780 01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:57,384 Kelly Weber has the holeshot. 1781 01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:58,251 Can you believe it? 1782 01:26:58,285 --> 01:27:00,353 The first woman to race with the men, 1783 01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:02,757 and she's out in front. 1784 01:27:02,790 --> 01:27:03,925 Come on, come on! 1785 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:06,561 Kelly Weber leading the pack on lap one. 1786 01:27:06,594 --> 01:27:07,895 On the beach, Billy Burnett's team 1787 01:27:07,929 --> 01:27:09,864 is still trying to get him going. 1788 01:27:09,897 --> 01:27:11,733 He may be able to get into the race, 1789 01:27:11,766 --> 01:27:14,902 but him dream for a championship is long gone. 1790 01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:16,871 Richard Hurt is now in second place 1791 01:27:16,904 --> 01:27:18,940 and putting the pressure on Kelly Weber, 1792 01:27:18,973 --> 01:27:20,575 but she is standing strong. 1793 01:27:21,609 --> 01:27:24,912 Come on, come on, come on! 1794 01:27:26,313 --> 01:27:28,950 - Come on, come on. - Oh, I need sleep, guys. 1795 01:27:28,983 --> 01:27:30,852 - Come on, come on! - Stay ready! 1796 01:27:30,885 --> 01:27:31,986 Stay ready! 1797 01:27:32,019 --> 01:27:33,286 Stay ready! Stay ready! 1798 01:27:34,522 --> 01:27:35,523 - Come on! - Come On! 1799 01:27:35,556 --> 01:27:37,992 Yes! 1800 01:27:38,025 --> 01:27:39,861 Oh my God. Go. Go. Billy. 1801 01:27:39,894 --> 01:27:42,462 They've got Billy Burnett's ski fired up. 1802 01:27:42,496 --> 01:27:43,564 He is up and running. 1803 01:27:44,632 --> 01:27:46,000 - Go! - That's it, baby! 1804 01:27:48,069 --> 01:27:50,270 This thing is not over, Billy. It's not over! 1805 01:27:51,906 --> 01:27:52,507 Kelly Weber out in front 1806 01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,975 holding off Richard Hurt. 1807 01:27:54,008 --> 01:27:54,976 Hurt gets by. 1808 01:27:55,009 --> 01:27:57,645 Weber dives back inside and retakes the lead! 1809 01:27:57,678 --> 01:27:59,446 She is one tough competitor, 1810 01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:01,048 tougher than a $2 steak, 1811 01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:03,551 and determined to make history this weekend. 1812 01:28:08,022 --> 01:28:09,023 Take your time, Richard. 1813 01:28:09,056 --> 01:28:09,824 Ride smart. 1814 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:11,659 Get her out of my way! 1815 01:28:13,127 --> 01:28:15,328 Richard Hurt trying everything in his arsenal 1816 01:28:15,362 --> 01:28:16,764 to get by his teammate. 1817 01:28:16,798 --> 01:28:18,866 Hurt pulls next to Kelly Weber. 1818 01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:20,768 They're side by side. 1819 01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:22,003 I warned you! 1820 01:28:23,104 --> 01:28:24,504 He bumps her, oh! 1821 01:28:24,539 --> 01:28:26,641 Hurt sends Kelly Weber right into the buoy. 1822 01:28:26,674 --> 01:28:28,576 Unbelievable! 1823 01:28:28,609 --> 01:28:30,812 He just took out his own teammate! 1824 01:28:32,013 --> 01:28:33,915 And the crowd can't believe what just happened. 1825 01:28:38,553 --> 01:28:40,721 Billy Burnett has caught the back of the pack 1826 01:28:40,755 --> 01:28:42,489 and is starting to pick riders off. 1827 01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,763 And attrition begins to take it's toll, 1828 01:28:48,796 --> 01:28:51,364 as riders are dropping out with mechanical problems. 1829 01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,036 Kelly Weber has remounted her ski. 1830 01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:56,637 She signals she's okay, 1831 01:28:56,671 --> 01:28:59,841 but she no doubt had her bell rung on that get off. 1832 01:28:59,874 --> 01:29:00,775 Back on our leader Richard Hurt, 1833 01:29:00,808 --> 01:29:03,476 out in front and he's absolutely flying. 1834 01:29:10,084 --> 01:29:12,854 Billy Burnett continues to battle his way through the pack. 1835 01:29:12,887 --> 01:29:14,421 He is currently in 12th. 1836 01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,804 The halfway mark, 1837 01:29:29,837 --> 01:29:31,706 and Richard Hurt still has a commanding lead 1838 01:29:31,739 --> 01:29:32,940 over the rest of the field. 1839 01:29:35,109 --> 01:29:36,544 How we looking? 1840 01:29:36,577 --> 01:29:37,812 Well, Richard's slowing down. 1841 01:29:37,845 --> 01:29:39,947 He's probably saving his motor. 1842 01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:42,850 We're gaining, but it's not going to be enough. 1843 01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,018 We're gonna need a miracle. 1844 01:29:45,219 --> 01:29:46,053 You smell that? 1845 01:29:47,088 --> 01:29:47,922 Smell what? 1846 01:29:49,090 --> 01:29:50,791 A miracle. 1847 01:29:50,825 --> 01:29:51,792 Richard just went by. 1848 01:29:51,826 --> 01:29:53,961 I smell burning rubber. 1849 01:29:53,995 --> 01:29:56,163 He's not slowing down to save his engine. 1850 01:29:56,197 --> 01:29:57,999 He's burning an exhaust hose. 1851 01:30:01,903 --> 01:30:02,970 Billy, listen. 1852 01:30:03,004 --> 01:30:04,939 You're running a great race just like we practiced, 1853 01:30:04,972 --> 01:30:06,874 but we're changing plans. 1854 01:30:06,908 --> 01:30:08,576 I want you to ride like the old Billy. 1855 01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:09,677 Pin it to win it, baby. 1856 01:30:09,710 --> 01:30:10,711 Pin it to win it! 1857 01:30:12,713 --> 01:30:14,148 Burnett has turned on the afterburners 1858 01:30:14,181 --> 01:30:16,117 and is on the ragged edge. 1859 01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:18,085 He's blowing by riders, left and right. 1860 01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:21,454 He cuts off a rider just before the log jump 1861 01:30:21,488 --> 01:30:23,524 and sends him into it! 1862 01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:25,026 The crowd is loving it, 1863 01:30:25,059 --> 01:30:27,561 as Billy Burnett has pulled out all the stops. 1864 01:30:40,942 --> 01:30:41,876 You think that helps? 1865 01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:43,611 Yes. 1866 01:30:51,719 --> 01:30:53,254 Burnett is flying! 1867 01:30:53,287 --> 01:30:56,157 He's in third place, and is reeling in second! 1868 01:31:00,895 --> 01:31:02,997 We've gotta get closer, come on. 1869 01:31:03,030 --> 01:31:04,665 Richard Hurt remains in front, 1870 01:31:04,699 --> 01:31:07,935 but his lead has dropped to just four seconds. 1871 01:31:07,969 --> 01:31:09,170 At this point, I'm sure he's aware 1872 01:31:09,203 --> 01:31:11,105 that Burnett is coming up quick. 1873 01:31:20,948 --> 01:31:23,250 Burnett gets by Kole Cramer for second! 1874 01:31:24,618 --> 01:31:25,753 That's what I'm talking about! 1875 01:31:25,786 --> 01:31:26,821 Bump it right there! 1876 01:31:26,854 --> 01:31:27,487 B-burn now! 1877 01:31:28,889 --> 01:31:29,991 Okay, Billy, here's the plan. 1878 01:31:30,024 --> 01:31:32,159 Do not pass Richard. 1879 01:31:32,193 --> 01:31:32,793 What? 1880 01:31:32,827 --> 01:31:34,128 What kind of plan is that? 1881 01:31:34,161 --> 01:31:35,296 What kind of plan is that? 1882 01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:36,297 Just trust me on this. 1883 01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:38,532 Push him as hard as you can without passing him. 1884 01:31:40,001 --> 01:31:40,935 Richard Hurt in front, 1885 01:31:40,968 --> 01:31:43,237 but Billy Burnett is rapidly closing the gap! 1886 01:31:47,274 --> 01:31:49,010 Burnett takes the inside line! 1887 01:31:51,045 --> 01:31:52,313 He tries again! 1888 01:31:52,346 --> 01:31:53,981 They're side by side! 1889 01:31:54,015 --> 01:31:55,683 The crowd is going crazy! 1890 01:31:58,119 --> 01:31:59,987 Richard Hurt is doing everything he can 1891 01:32:00,021 --> 01:32:01,122 to hold onto his lead, 1892 01:32:01,155 --> 01:32:03,958 but Burnett is on him like a dog on a piece of meat. 1893 01:32:06,961 --> 01:32:07,995 Richard, be smart. 1894 01:32:08,029 --> 01:32:09,597 You don't need to win this. 1895 01:32:09,630 --> 01:32:11,065 There's no way he's beating me! 1896 01:32:12,133 --> 01:32:13,901 The white flag comes out. 1897 01:32:13,934 --> 01:32:15,770 One lap to go! 1898 01:32:15,803 --> 01:32:16,737 Come on. 1899 01:32:16,771 --> 01:32:19,006 Burn, you son of a gun, burn. 1900 01:32:24,078 --> 01:32:28,015 All right, Billy, take us home. 1901 01:32:28,049 --> 01:32:29,717 Burnett sets him up. 1902 01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:30,718 He dives inside, 1903 01:32:30,751 --> 01:32:32,720 trying to get the drive down the backstretch. 1904 01:32:32,753 --> 01:32:34,155 And Burnett goes by! 1905 01:32:34,188 --> 01:32:35,756 Richard Hurt is slowing. 1906 01:32:35,790 --> 01:32:36,791 He's got a problem. 1907 01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:37,792 His ski has died. 1908 01:32:37,825 --> 01:32:38,959 Hurt is down! 1909 01:32:38,993 --> 01:32:41,996 Hurt is down! 1910 01:32:43,064 --> 01:32:45,166 Billy Burnett is going to do it. 1911 01:32:45,199 --> 01:32:47,701 From dead last to first, 1912 01:32:47,735 --> 01:32:50,037 what an amazing ride for this young man. 1913 01:32:50,071 --> 01:32:53,040 Here it is, the checkered flag! 1914 01:32:53,074 --> 01:32:55,709 Billy Burnett has overcome an incredible setback 1915 01:32:55,743 --> 01:32:57,812 on the start and done it. 1916 01:32:57,845 --> 01:32:58,879 He has won the battle, 1917 01:32:58,913 --> 01:33:01,649 but it looks like Richard Hurt will win the war. 1918 01:33:01,682 --> 01:33:04,085 He's up and running and going to nurse it home 1919 01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:05,886 for at least a 10th place finish. 1920 01:33:07,021 --> 01:33:09,156 Whoa, what's that all about? 1921 01:33:09,190 --> 01:33:10,891 If Richard finishes in the top 10, 1922 01:33:10,925 --> 01:33:12,026 he wins the championship. 1923 01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:13,861 What's that? What's that? What? 1924 01:33:15,930 --> 01:33:17,031 I'm gonna go grab the ski, okay? 1925 01:33:18,299 --> 01:33:21,068 Hurt's ski dies again and he drops to fourth. 1926 01:33:22,136 --> 01:33:25,673 He gets it re-lit, but it's not firing on all cylinders. 1927 01:33:25,706 --> 01:33:28,109 Two more riders go by, dropping Hurt to sixth, 1928 01:33:28,142 --> 01:33:29,944 and the crowd has picked up on it, 1929 01:33:29,977 --> 01:33:31,812 as he continues to drop positions. 1930 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:33,747 Seventh! 1931 01:33:36,884 --> 01:33:38,352 Hurt is limping toward the finish line 1932 01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:40,821 30 feet away and his ski dies again! 1933 01:33:40,855 --> 01:33:41,523 He's down! 1934 01:33:41,556 --> 01:33:43,157 He's down in the water again! 1935 01:33:43,190 --> 01:33:44,758 Here comes another rider. 1936 01:33:45,926 --> 01:33:46,861 Eighth! 1937 01:33:46,894 --> 01:33:49,029 Hurt's ski is completely dead. 1938 01:33:49,063 --> 01:33:51,932 He's trying to swim it across the finish line. 1939 01:33:51,966 --> 01:33:54,034 He looks back, and here comes another rider. 1940 01:33:54,068 --> 01:33:56,070 He'll drop down to ninth. 1941 01:33:56,103 --> 01:33:57,304 Ninth! 1942 01:33:57,338 --> 01:34:00,174 Hurt is a mere 20 feet from the finish line. 1943 01:34:00,207 --> 01:34:01,108 Here comes another rider 1944 01:34:01,142 --> 01:34:03,911 putting him on the bubble in 10th place. 1945 01:34:03,944 --> 01:34:04,945 10th! 1946 01:34:04,979 --> 01:34:05,946 He could lose it all! 1947 01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:08,015 Hurt looks exhausted. 1948 01:34:08,048 --> 01:34:09,116 Here comes another rider, 1949 01:34:09,150 --> 01:34:11,919 and it's his teammate Kelly Weber! 1950 01:34:11,952 --> 01:34:13,954 Kelly, do not pass Richard! 1951 01:34:13,988 --> 01:34:15,389 Do you understand? 1952 01:34:15,422 --> 01:34:16,724 Do not pass Richard! 1953 01:34:17,925 --> 01:34:20,161 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no... 1954 01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:24,031 Kelly Weber is slowing down. 1955 01:34:24,064 --> 01:34:26,066 She's stopping behind Richard Hurt. 1956 01:34:26,100 --> 01:34:29,737 And look at this, there's no one else left on the course! 1957 01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:31,839 Richard Hurt is gonna win the championship 1958 01:34:31,872 --> 01:34:33,407 by the skin of his teeth. 1959 01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,809 Billy Burnett rode the race of a lifetime, 1960 01:34:35,843 --> 01:34:38,712 but the championship wasn't in the cards for him today. 1961 01:34:38,746 --> 01:34:39,380 That's perfect, Kelly. 1962 01:34:39,413 --> 01:34:40,981 Great job. Just sit tight. 1963 01:34:44,051 --> 01:34:45,085 Come on, Kelly. 1964 01:34:45,119 --> 01:34:45,953 Come on, come on, come on. 1965 01:34:49,223 --> 01:34:51,225 Richard Hurt is just 15 feet 1966 01:34:51,258 --> 01:34:52,793 away from victory! 1967 01:34:52,826 --> 01:34:54,895 Kelly, great teamwork out there. 1968 01:34:54,929 --> 01:34:55,829 Do you read me? 1969 01:34:56,531 --> 01:34:58,365 Kelly, do you read me? 1970 01:34:58,399 --> 01:34:59,233 Kelly? 1971 01:35:03,337 --> 01:35:03,971 Come on, Kelly. 1972 01:35:06,073 --> 01:35:07,174 You know what to do. Come on. 1973 01:35:10,077 --> 01:35:11,745 Come on. 1974 01:35:11,779 --> 01:35:13,781 Do it for love, baby. 1975 01:35:13,814 --> 01:35:15,482 Richard Hurt is just 10 feet away 1976 01:35:15,517 --> 01:35:17,084 from making history. 1977 01:35:17,117 --> 01:35:18,852 Kelly, using team strategy 1978 01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:21,855 to allow Richard Hurt to take home the championship. 1979 01:35:21,889 --> 01:35:23,791 But wait, Kelly Weber goes for it! 1980 01:35:23,824 --> 01:35:25,759 She drops Richard Hurt to 11th place! 1981 01:35:25,793 --> 01:35:26,994 I don't believe this! 1982 01:35:27,027 --> 01:35:28,829 11th, yeah! 1983 01:35:28,862 --> 01:35:30,297 Billy Burnett wins the championship! 1984 01:35:30,331 --> 01:35:31,799 He wins the championship! 1985 01:35:46,013 --> 01:35:48,082 I guess I do have a thing for champions. 1986 01:36:00,494 --> 01:36:01,462 You did it! 1987 01:36:02,997 --> 01:36:04,098 This is my son! 1988 01:36:04,131 --> 01:36:06,967 This is my son! 1989 01:36:33,093 --> 01:36:34,061 This is your son. 1990 01:36:38,232 --> 01:36:39,933 I'm so proud of you, man. 1991 01:36:39,967 --> 01:36:41,569 Coach come here, man. 1992 01:36:41,603 --> 01:36:42,436 Come here. 1993 01:36:44,572 --> 01:36:48,876 Team Burnett, baby! Team Burnett! Team Burnett! 1994 01:36:48,909 --> 01:36:49,544 Woo! 1995 01:36:51,312 --> 01:36:53,347 Don't think you're getting out of here unscathed. 1996 01:36:53,380 --> 01:36:55,449 Come on, what did I do now? 1997 01:36:55,482 --> 01:36:58,052 I hear you're the reason got Billy here. 1998 01:36:58,085 --> 01:36:59,453 You done good. 1999 01:36:59,486 --> 01:37:00,888 No, you're nuts. 2000 01:37:00,921 --> 01:37:02,056 I'm not falling for whatever you're up to. 2001 01:37:02,089 --> 01:37:03,257 You need help. 2002 01:37:03,290 --> 01:37:04,892 You're the one that's gonna need help. 2003 01:37:08,028 --> 01:37:09,163 Yeah? 2004 01:37:09,196 --> 01:37:10,030 Yeah. 2005 01:37:14,101 --> 01:37:16,070 Sam, take a look at this. 2006 01:37:16,103 --> 01:37:17,037 She was taking pictures 2007 01:37:17,071 --> 01:37:19,039 during the starting line National Anthem. 2008 01:37:19,073 --> 01:37:21,141 Looks like Richard was a little distracted. 2009 01:37:21,175 --> 01:37:22,876 Are you kidding me? 2010 01:37:22,910 --> 01:37:24,044 Seriously, Richard? 2011 01:37:24,078 --> 01:37:25,446 You're suspending for a year. 2012 01:37:26,313 --> 01:37:27,314 This is Broward Motorsports. 2013 01:37:27,348 --> 01:37:28,382 We don't cheat. 2014 01:37:28,415 --> 01:37:30,217 You're fired, go find yourself another sponsor. 2015 01:38:16,063 --> 01:38:19,032 Ready or not, here I come. 2016 01:38:21,068 --> 01:38:22,002 Are you ready for me? 2017 01:38:48,996 --> 01:38:50,097 Jarid, do you have the line, 2018 01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:51,098 or do you want me to feed you? 2019 01:38:51,131 --> 01:38:52,132 I got this. 2020 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:52,966 All right. 2021 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:53,868 Shoot. 2022 01:38:53,902 --> 01:38:54,869 That's what I like to hear. 2023 01:38:54,903 --> 01:38:57,971 - And action. - All right, be heads up now. 2024 01:38:58,005 --> 01:39:00,007 Jarid's gonna be out for blood. 2025 01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:01,341 Show 'em your ass. 2026 01:39:01,375 --> 01:39:02,577 Richard's gonna be out for blood. 2027 01:39:02,610 --> 01:39:04,378 - Yep, not me. - Not you. 2028 01:39:05,613 --> 01:39:09,483 See, I got this. 2029 01:39:11,753 --> 01:39:12,986 How are we looking? 2030 01:39:13,020 --> 01:39:14,121 Well, Richard's slowing down. 2031 01:39:14,154 --> 01:39:15,523 He's probably saving his motor. 2032 01:39:17,057 --> 01:39:18,091 Shit. 2033 01:39:19,059 --> 01:39:20,327 You want to try that again? 2034 01:39:22,262 --> 01:39:22,897 Sorry. 2035 01:39:24,732 --> 01:39:25,999 Did you want to say something? 2036 01:39:27,802 --> 01:39:31,071 Hey Billy, what'd you want from Burger King? 2037 01:39:31,104 --> 01:39:33,006 All right, so listen, I tried that five play thing 2038 01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:34,441 and I can't quite get the thumb. 2039 01:39:34,475 --> 01:39:36,043 - I need something. - Dog, dog... 2040 01:39:36,076 --> 01:39:37,110 Give me something. 2041 01:39:37,144 --> 01:39:39,079 Dog, you're not supposed to try it on yourself. 2042 01:39:39,112 --> 01:39:40,013 Oh, okay. 2043 01:39:40,047 --> 01:39:40,782 You're supposed to meet a woman first. 2044 01:39:40,815 --> 01:39:41,583 Very funny. 2045 01:39:42,416 --> 01:39:44,251 Hey, I tell you a secret, okay? 2046 01:39:44,284 --> 01:39:45,787 Do not tell anyone. 2047 01:39:45,820 --> 01:39:46,654 All right. 2048 01:39:48,121 --> 01:39:49,022 I'm not French. 2049 01:39:51,158 --> 01:39:53,026 Wait, wait, wait. 2050 01:39:53,060 --> 01:39:54,094 Are you serious? 2051 01:39:54,127 --> 01:39:56,029 Maybe. 2052 01:39:57,297 --> 01:40:00,467 Maybe not. 2053 01:40:01,769 --> 01:40:03,203 Son of a bitch! 2054 01:40:05,180 --> 01:40:10,180 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 145386

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