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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:04,168 (film reel ticking) 2 00:00:08,347 --> 00:00:11,347 (graphic whooshing) 3 00:00:13,296 --> 00:00:18,296 (gentle suspenseful music) (birds chirping) 4 00:00:19,427 --> 00:00:22,510 (footsteps stomping) 5 00:00:24,446 --> 00:00:27,212 (Bigfoot grunting) 6 00:00:27,212 --> 00:00:30,045 (screen whooshes) 7 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:35,172 (Bigfoot grunting) 8 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:38,339 (footsteps crunching) 9 00:00:40,761 --> 00:00:43,678 (screen whooshing) 10 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:47,942 (film reel ticking) 11 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:50,452 (footsteps tapping) 12 00:00:50,452 --> 00:00:52,370 - [Ally] Cal, come out. 13 00:00:52,370 --> 00:00:53,498 (door pounding) 14 00:00:53,498 --> 00:00:54,498 Cal, please. 15 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,860 - What is the function of "Moby Dick?" 16 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,460 What does it tell us about Ahab? 17 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:14,513 Anyone? 18 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,020 Okay, maybe his myopia? 19 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,390 His obsession? 20 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:21,223 Maybe something, 21 00:01:21,223 --> 00:01:23,876 (door clicking) 22 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,270 (gentle dramatic music) 23 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:28,230 maybe something to provide meaning 24 00:01:29,558 --> 00:01:32,838 in a society where there are no other options for him. 25 00:01:32,838 --> 00:01:35,588 (birds chirping) 26 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,860 What? 27 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:46,500 - I brought tacos. 28 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,850 - Why did you bring tacos? 29 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:49,163 - Because it's lunch time. 30 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:51,505 - They better be crunchy. 31 00:01:51,505 --> 00:01:53,172 - You know they are. 32 00:01:56,777 --> 00:01:59,000 - What are you doin' here? 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,375 - What am I doing anywhere? 34 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,210 I wanted to see my sister. 35 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:03,210 - Sure, but. 36 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,723 - See ya Thursday, Dr. Piker! 37 00:02:05,696 --> 00:02:07,840 (Cal laughing) 38 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,980 - What? 39 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:11,530 - Dr. Piker. (laughing) 40 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,363 - What? 41 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,189 (bag thuds) 42 00:02:16,189 --> 00:02:17,080 - Ow. 43 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,277 (students chattering) 44 00:02:20,277 --> 00:02:23,190 (Samantha laughs) 45 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,390 - How are Ally and Nina? 46 00:02:25,976 --> 00:02:28,160 (gentle brooding music) 47 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:28,993 - They're fine. 48 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,520 - It's been two months, Cal, 49 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,300 we haven't seen any of you in two months. 50 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:36,133 Not since- 51 00:02:36,133 --> 00:02:36,966 - I know. 52 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:40,330 - Why are you here? 53 00:02:41,479 --> 00:02:43,200 - We should go on a trip. 54 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,110 - What? 55 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:45,840 - A trip, a vacation. 56 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,370 The kind that involves getting on a plane in one place 57 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,840 and getting off the plane in another place. 58 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,673 - Why? 59 00:02:49,673 --> 00:02:50,607 - Because the plane's moved. 60 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:52,663 - (laughs) No, why should we go on a trip? 61 00:02:59,566 --> 00:03:00,490 (gentle spirited music) 62 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:03,430 The Bigfoot Investigation Organization is pleased 63 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:05,510 to invite you on a journey. (laughs) 64 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:07,980 Really, you didn't outgrow this when you were two? 65 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,600 - Come on. 66 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,830 - Join our professional experienced guide 67 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:14,513 in exploring the mystery of Bigfoot. 68 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:17,799 - Yep, one week camping. 69 00:03:17,799 --> 00:03:19,130 They take you all the way to Ape Canyon. 70 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,450 - Bigfoot. - Use infrared goggles, 71 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,283 you look for footprints. 72 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:22,116 - Bigfoot. 73 00:03:22,116 --> 00:03:23,708 - You prefer the term Sasquatch? 74 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:28,753 - I have a class, but we should talk later, okay? 75 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,550 Bring the family, we'll have a barbecue. 76 00:03:33,550 --> 00:03:34,560 Gray got a new grill, 77 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,163 he thinks he's gonna be manly, it's adorable. 78 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,560 We'll talk later, yeah? 79 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,690 - Suppose I already got the tickets. 80 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,523 - Cal. 81 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,630 - Suppose I got two. 82 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:46,260 - Bring your wife. 83 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,780 - Suppose I used your credit card. 84 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:49,613 - What? 85 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:51,737 Well, how did you get my- 86 00:03:51,737 --> 00:03:53,120 - You gave me the number 87 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,410 after Mom, and I took care of everything, Sam, 88 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:56,243 you know I did. 89 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,163 - That's not okay. 90 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:09,793 - I know, and I'm so sorry. 91 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:15,567 But you owe me, and this is what I want. 92 00:04:19,238 --> 00:04:20,855 (airplane engine roaring) 93 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:23,438 (upbeat music) 94 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,843 - Here we are. 95 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:49,940 - You don't have to go, you know. 96 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,150 You could stay here with me, we can hang out. 97 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:55,593 We could build forts. 98 00:04:57,072 --> 00:04:57,905 What? 99 00:04:57,905 --> 00:05:00,250 Tally asked about it last night, it sounded fun. 100 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:11,550 He's not your responsibility, you know. 101 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,660 - He's gotta be someone's. 102 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:15,830 - That's what wives are for. 103 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,206 - Oh, is that how that works? 104 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:18,039 - Uh-huh. 105 00:05:18,039 --> 00:05:21,090 (both laughing) 106 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,090 We are building forts when you get back. 107 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:24,973 - We better. 108 00:05:30,804 --> 00:05:32,220 (airplane engine roaring) 109 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:34,803 (upbeat music) 110 00:05:46,029 --> 00:05:49,087 (Cal laughs) 111 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:52,004 (crowd chattering) 112 00:06:09,866 --> 00:06:13,366 (airplane engine roaring) 113 00:06:14,989 --> 00:06:16,663 - [Flight Attendant] We will be landing shortly. 114 00:06:16,663 --> 00:06:18,613 Please make certain that your seat belt 115 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:21,802 and shoulder harness, if applicable, is fastened. 116 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:25,081 We hope you had a pleasant flight. 117 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:26,248 - What's that? 118 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,220 - That, my friend, is Bigfoot. 119 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:32,303 - What's Bigfoot? 120 00:06:32,303 --> 00:06:34,150 - Oh, well, Bigfoot is a really, really big, 121 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,280 really, really hairy ape 122 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,090 that walks on two legs and lives in the woods. 123 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,260 - Are his feet big? 124 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:40,800 - Oh, huge. 125 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,220 - Is he real? 126 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,794 - Of course he's real. 127 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,863 Do you think I could draw him if he wasn't real? 128 00:06:48,501 --> 00:06:49,980 - [Mother] I thought you were going to the bathroom. 129 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,600 - [Ashlyn] I was just looking. 130 00:06:54,634 --> 00:06:56,140 (gentle music) 131 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:56,973 - Sleep well? 132 00:06:57,962 --> 00:06:58,795 (Samantha groans) 133 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,097 Did you have a nice flight? 134 00:07:01,304 --> 00:07:02,318 (Samantha groans) 135 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:04,901 (Cal chuckles) 136 00:07:07,612 --> 00:07:08,613 - [Announcer] Flight 419. 137 00:07:08,613 --> 00:07:11,863 (announcer chattering) 138 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,603 - You gonna be like this the whole time? 139 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,130 - Decent chance. 140 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:33,220 - You'll feel better once we see a Bigfoot. 141 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,333 - We're not gonna see Bigfoot. 142 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:38,120 - People see Bigfoot every year, why not us? 143 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,390 - We're not gonna see Bigfoot. 144 00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:40,610 - We saw Mothman. 145 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,410 - No, you saw a barn owl out the window 146 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,383 and you told me it was Mothman. 147 00:07:44,383 --> 00:07:45,216 - Right. 148 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,630 - I still have nightmares, you know. 149 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,680 - Well, seeing Bigfoot will fix all that. 150 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,533 Oh, hey, hey! 151 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,513 Hey, there. 152 00:07:57,513 --> 00:07:58,346 - Hey, there yourself. 153 00:07:58,346 --> 00:08:00,970 Franklin Tunney, Bigfoot Investigation Organization. 154 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:01,803 - Cal Piker. 155 00:08:01,803 --> 00:08:02,920 This is Sam. 156 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,370 Sam is super excited. 157 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:06,240 - I'm super excited too. 158 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,940 Come along, you guys are the last. 159 00:08:11,761 --> 00:08:15,011 (upbeat country music) 160 00:08:26,682 --> 00:08:28,882 ♪ Well open up the door ♪ 161 00:08:28,882 --> 00:08:31,950 ♪ And let the silence scatter in ♪ 162 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:34,110 ♪ Innocence now not the case ♪ 163 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:36,419 ♪ And I'm up for anything ♪ 164 00:08:36,419 --> 00:08:41,419 ♪ I just want to get the hell out of this town ♪ 165 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:46,625 ♪ I just want to get the hell out of this town ♪ 166 00:08:46,979 --> 00:08:49,558 ♪ Take a deep breath, step outside, and ♪ 167 00:08:49,558 --> 00:08:50,596 - Hey. 168 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,067 ♪ The car, start it up ♪ 169 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,414 Hi. 170 00:08:54,414 --> 00:08:56,702 ♪ And I'm not sure where I'll go ♪ 171 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,235 Hello over there. 172 00:08:58,235 --> 00:09:00,063 ♪ Hell out of this ♪ 173 00:09:00,063 --> 00:09:00,896 - Hi. 174 00:09:01,763 --> 00:09:02,596 ♪ I just want ♪ 175 00:09:02,596 --> 00:09:05,440 - Cal Piker, world-famous Bigfoot hunter. 176 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,003 - Charlie Siegel, Charlie Siegel. 177 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,960 - You here with your family? 178 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,132 - They're not my family. 179 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:17,965 - Harsh. 180 00:09:21,505 --> 00:09:23,750 Aren't you a little young to be out here on your own? 181 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:24,633 - It's my money. 182 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,400 Mom said, it's my Bar Mitzvah money, 183 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,330 and I can do whatever I want with it. 184 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,934 - Yeah. 185 00:09:30,934 --> 00:09:32,234 - And I wanna see Bigfoot. 186 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,253 - I know, it's exciting, right? 187 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:47,510 Oh, oh, no, that's, that's, that's not excitement. 188 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,825 You were dragged along, weren't you? 189 00:09:49,825 --> 00:09:53,120 Oh, I can tell, you were dragged along. 190 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,820 You were dragged along. 191 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,910 - Yeah, pretty much. 192 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:58,200 - Boyfriend? 193 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,313 - Brother, little brother. 194 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:06,113 He means well, he just, he means well. 195 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,670 - But, you know, it's not gonna be bad, 196 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,423 it's gonna be fun, you'll see. 197 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,200 I've never been camping. 198 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,600 Well, no, I think I've been camping like once. 199 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,153 I was like seven, yeah. 200 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,223 It really was a good experience, you know, 201 00:10:21,223 --> 00:10:25,430 and the tent fell down, and there was a raccoon. 202 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:26,730 He was not a nice raccoon. 203 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:28,760 I always wanted to go again though, 204 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,543 like, you know, in the woods. 205 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,647 Mark like lives in the woods. 206 00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:37,860 ♪ Start it up, and drive away, and I'm not sure where ♪ 207 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:38,693 - Dating? 208 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:40,543 - Seven weeks. 209 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,810 - And Bigfoot already? 210 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,087 - I mean it seemed fun, you know. 211 00:10:46,087 --> 00:10:47,520 And Mark thought it would be great 212 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,353 if we got professional 213 00:10:48,353 --> 00:10:50,980 being it was my first time out and all. 214 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:54,289 (Mark snoring) 215 00:10:54,289 --> 00:10:55,213 Isn't he great? 216 00:11:15,511 --> 00:11:20,511 (door bangs) (birds chirping) 217 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,140 - All right, everybody out. 218 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:26,540 Grab your bags, grab your gear, 219 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,993 grab your water, all right? 220 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,092 (Franklin exhales) 221 00:11:34,092 --> 00:11:34,925 (Franklin inhaling) 222 00:11:34,925 --> 00:11:39,089 Fresh mountain air, man, nothing like it. 223 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,256 - You know it. 224 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,150 - Hey, that's a nice compass. 225 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,529 - His grandfather gave to him. 226 00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:51,770 - Oh, yeah? 227 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,180 - First time he took me out, 228 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,207 looked me right in the eyes, he said, 229 00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:55,967 "As long as you have this compass, 230 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,276 "you'll always find your way." 231 00:11:58,276 --> 00:11:59,109 And I have. 232 00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:00,932 - Aw, Mark. 233 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:05,903 - Sir? 234 00:12:05,903 --> 00:12:06,736 - Yeah. 235 00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:08,330 - I thought we were going to Ape Canyon? 236 00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:12,053 - We are, my friend, but not in this. 237 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,500 This stays here. 238 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,210 Ape Canyon's through there. 239 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,900 We will hike, we're gonna sleep 240 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,880 under the blanket of Mother Nature herself. 241 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,570 And if we're lucky, people, 242 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,020 might just see somethin' remarkable. 243 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:24,254 - Something remarkable. 244 00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:25,620 (hand thuds) 245 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,163 - [Franklin] Let's move out! 246 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,413 (upbeat country music) 247 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,310 - Hey, you see this pencil? 248 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:35,440 My grandfather gave me this pencil. 249 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,897 He looked me in the eyes and said, 250 00:12:36,897 --> 00:12:38,647 "As long as you carry this with you, 251 00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:40,637 "you'll always find your way." 252 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:41,845 Boop. 253 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,683 ♪ And all of the wonders standing between ♪ 254 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:49,683 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery, oh no ♪ 255 00:12:50,755 --> 00:12:55,755 ♪ I don't want to see who's looking at me, oh no ♪ 256 00:12:56,885 --> 00:13:01,885 ♪ I want to be the one to feel the sun, oh, oh ♪ 257 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:08,016 ♪ So if you want to see the world with me, let's go ♪ 258 00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:18,464 ♪ The alligator, the god that made her ♪ 259 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,494 ♪ And all the creatures that got left behind ♪ 260 00:13:21,494 --> 00:13:24,536 ♪ In Mycenae, Ave Maria ♪ 261 00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:27,684 ♪ And everything you gotta dig harder to find ♪ 262 00:13:27,684 --> 00:13:31,005 ♪ I don't want to be a vapor of heavenly light ♪ 263 00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:33,816 ♪ Everybody guess if I'm an angel or sprite ♪ 264 00:13:33,816 --> 00:13:38,816 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery, oh no ♪ 265 00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:44,965 ♪ I don't want to see who's looking at me, oh no ♪ 266 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:51,125 ♪ I wanna be the one to feel the sun, oh, oh ♪ 267 00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:53,157 (Gina laughing) 268 00:13:53,157 --> 00:13:55,574 (indistinct) 269 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,123 - You're pissed. 270 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,307 I can always tell when you're pissed. 271 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,240 You get that faraway sort of psycho, 272 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,680 let's stab a kitten look in your eye. 273 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,469 - I'm not gonna stab a kitten. 274 00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:14,380 - Do you remember Meowsers? 275 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,950 - I didn't even know she was there. 276 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:18,490 - Okay, all right. 277 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,260 - I'm not pissed, I'm annoyed. 278 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,093 - Annoyed? 279 00:14:24,093 --> 00:14:25,510 - You could have asked. 280 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:26,720 I like to spend my breaks 281 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,550 with Gray and the kids, you know that. 282 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:30,220 It's not like we didn't have plans. 283 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,073 - What plans? 284 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,820 - Well, not in a forest in Oregon looking for some monkey 285 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,700 anyone with half a brain can tell you 286 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:38,993 isn't even there to find. 287 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,820 - I think you're being unrealistic. 288 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,840 - You think I'm being unrealistic? 289 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,290 - Completely. 290 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:51,410 There's 400 recorded Bigfoot sightings every year, 291 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,360 and I'm not talking about stoned teenagers and mountain men. 292 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,070 400 people, that's young and old, rich and poor, 293 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:01,230 dumb and super smart, all kinds of people, okay. 294 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,063 - Cal. - Some as close to it 295 00:15:02,063 --> 00:15:03,380 as we are to Charlie right now. 296 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,231 Hey, Charlie. 297 00:15:04,231 --> 00:15:05,064 - What? 298 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:06,130 - There's footprints with actual 299 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,710 dermal ridges, like fingerprints. 300 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,950 There's footage that any real scientific analysis 301 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,630 proves could not have been faked. 302 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,980 - And the recordings. 303 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,370 - Thank you, Charlie, yes! 304 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,300 Whistles, hoots, howls, audio recordings, 305 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,570 it's been proven could not have come 306 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:20,220 from any known creature in this country, okay. 307 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,357 So how can you know all that 308 00:15:21,357 --> 00:15:22,737 and still not believe there's something out there? 309 00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:23,630 - But why here? 310 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:24,670 Why Ape Canyon? 311 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,670 The all kinds of people who see these things 312 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,610 see them anywhere. 313 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:28,570 - But Ape Canyon- 314 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,180 - Ape Canyon what? 315 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,013 (leaves rustling) 316 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,603 - Is where they are. 317 00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:43,172 (suspenseful music) 318 00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,202 (owl hooting) 319 00:15:45,202 --> 00:15:47,990 (fire crackling) 320 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,403 - So who knows the story of Ape Canyon? 321 00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:59,980 (sighs) An adventure, my friends, 322 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,340 is no good without a destination, 323 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,550 and a destination means nothing 324 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,923 if we fail to understand the journey. 325 00:16:12,591 --> 00:16:15,591 The year was 1924, across the plains 326 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:21,510 of Abraham by Mount St. Helens, 327 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:23,660 a prospector named Fred Beck and his miners 328 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:27,017 sought their fortune in gold. 329 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:28,571 (gentle dramatic music) 330 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,404 (birds chirping) 331 00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:30,260 It was late in the day when Fred 332 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,660 and one of his miners ventured out in the forest 333 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,220 to collect some water from a nearby spring. 334 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:42,163 Something moved across the canyon, something big. 335 00:16:43,229 --> 00:16:45,460 (Bigfoot grunting) 336 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:46,814 The miner fired. 337 00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:47,900 (gun shot blasting) (Bigfoot groans) 338 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,028 But it was gone. 339 00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:51,808 (Bigfoot groaning) 340 00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:54,641 (Bigfoot howling) 341 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,140 The sky was dark and the hour was late 342 00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,533 that night when it began. 343 00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:02,920 The attack was relentless. 344 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,360 (man gasps) (Bigfoot growling) 345 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,160 (man crying) (door thudding) 346 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,369 (group yelling) (Bigfoot growling) 347 00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:12,250 Through the night, they fought to defend themselves, 348 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,720 Fred and his team, from such creatures 349 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,967 as they had never before imagined. 350 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,677 (Bigfoot grunting) (ceiling thuds) 351 00:17:18,677 --> 00:17:21,344 (group yelling) 352 00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:29,227 (gunshot bangs) (Bigfoot groaning) 353 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:32,486 (gunshot banging) 354 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:33,726 (Bigfoot groans) 355 00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:36,944 (group yelling) 356 00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:41,194 When dawn came, they ran, and they never went back. 357 00:17:44,824 --> 00:17:46,793 That canyon became known as Ape Canyon. 358 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,683 Fred Beck's story went down as legend. 359 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,380 Those of us who studied it, 360 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,370 those of us who explored these woods 361 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:02,573 know that every single word is absolutely true. 362 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,990 Now, let's get us some sleep. 363 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:13,930 We got a big day tomorrow. 364 00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:22,884 (Cal yawning) 365 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,130 - I am seriously jet lagged. 366 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,530 Charlie, are you jet lagged? 367 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,523 - I'm from San Diego. 368 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,513 - 'Cause, whew, am I jet lagged. 369 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:33,490 Good night, man. 370 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:37,823 - Hey, Cal, this can be fun. 371 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,800 I mean I know you're really excited. 372 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,390 I don't wanna make you feel like, 373 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,470 I don't wanna be the reason that you don't have- 374 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,303 - It's cool. 375 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,260 Good day tomorrow? 376 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,313 - Good day. 377 00:18:58,797 --> 00:19:03,797 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 378 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,141 (footsteps tapping) 379 00:19:09,141 --> 00:19:12,141 (suspenseful music) 380 00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:15,833 (bag rustling) (bag clanging) 381 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,782 (Samantha yells) 382 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,890 Shit, Cal, what the hell? 383 00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:22,153 - Your phone's gone. 384 00:19:22,153 --> 00:19:23,410 - What? 385 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,243 - Money too. 386 00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,102 - Shit. 387 00:19:27,102 --> 00:19:28,519 Cal, where is it? 388 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:31,908 Cal? 389 00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:33,930 - I'm gonna go see if my stuff's still here. 390 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,110 - You checked my bag first? 391 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:36,943 Cal. 392 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,880 Cal! 393 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,463 - Huh? - Cal, what's going on? 394 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,043 Where's Franklin, Cal? 395 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,533 - Okay, promise you won't get mad? 396 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,567 Sam! 397 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,763 Hey, Sam. 398 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:57,933 Sam, look. 399 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,270 - You're telling me our guide snuck into our tents 400 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:03,010 in the middle of the night and took everything we have 401 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:05,340 and no one saw a thing? 402 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:07,900 - The general theory is that in the beans, 403 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,860 which Gina says he wasn't eating, he... 404 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,790 - He drugged us? 405 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:12,990 - It's a working theory. 406 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,370 - You took me a on a trip into the middle of the woods 407 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:19,290 where a strange man snuck into our tents 408 00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:21,440 after he drugged us? 409 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,510 - Theory. 410 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,717 - He could have, he could have done things. 411 00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:27,627 - I mean he probably did, I mean who wouldn't, right? 412 00:20:30,651 --> 00:20:32,490 Okay, not the time. 413 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:33,367 Look, I- - Let me guess, 414 00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:36,080 you didn't think, you didn't research, 415 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,088 you bought the tickets with my credit card, which he has. 416 00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:39,921 - I didn't know that- 417 00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:41,560 - And he took my phone. 418 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,940 He took my phone, I can't cancel the- 419 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,000 - Sam, it'll be okay. 420 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,860 - Goddammit! What do we do, Cal? 421 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:46,883 What's the plan? 422 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,940 Sit back, kick our feet up, and hope that Franklin 423 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,460 or whatever his name is, 424 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,340 is nice enough to send someone to find us 425 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,930 once he's safe in Mexico or wherever- 426 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:55,763 - Canada. 427 00:20:55,763 --> 00:20:56,596 - What? 428 00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:00,070 - Canada. 429 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:00,903 I mean if he's leaving the country, 430 00:21:00,903 --> 00:21:04,460 it makes a lot more sense for him to go to Canada, you know, 431 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:09,063 'cause geographically it's closer. 432 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:15,440 Look, you're right, okay, I screwed up. 433 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,280 I really screwed this up. 434 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,631 I am so sorry. 435 00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:20,140 - Sorry. 436 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:23,193 I know, you're always sorry. 437 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,311 I don't know how Ally puts up with you. 438 00:21:29,311 --> 00:21:30,243 - It's a mystery. 439 00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:37,783 - Do we have food? 440 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,350 Cal, we have to save it. 441 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,363 - We have, I have plenty, it's all good. 442 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:53,313 It's got whole grain, you love whole grain. 443 00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,480 - I'm still very mad. 444 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,313 - I know. 445 00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:06,260 - What are we gonna do? 446 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:11,433 - Mark! 447 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,760 - He has a compass. 448 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,910 - Yes, he was looking at it the whole time. 449 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:21,203 - Mark. 450 00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:22,036 - Can you get us home? - Can you get us 451 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:22,869 to Ape Canyon? 452 00:22:22,869 --> 00:22:23,770 - Are you serious? - What? 453 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,950 Come on, Ape Canyon, that's the whole point! 454 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:26,783 We're gonna pack it in 455 00:22:26,783 --> 00:22:27,860 after the first little sign of trouble. 456 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:30,100 - Our guide robbed us, and left us in the woods to die. 457 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,310 - Yeah, like an hour ago. 458 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,660 - I can't believe we're having this conversation. 459 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:33,640 - You can get us there right, Mark? 460 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,275 - Well... 461 00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:36,530 - There aren't signs, Cal! 462 00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:38,670 This isn't a road, this is a forest, there are trees! 463 00:22:38,670 --> 00:22:39,966 - Yeah, he has a compass. 464 00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:41,060 - A compass is not a GPS. 465 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:41,910 - Yes, it is. 466 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:42,970 - Actually. 467 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,480 - You can get us back to the road, right? 468 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,480 - No! - I. 469 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,540 - We're going to Ape Canyon, that's the whole point. 470 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,270 - Mark, can you do it? 471 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:50,103 - Well. 472 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,263 - Mark can definitely do it. 473 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:59,090 - I mean, yeah, you know we came on a northwest bearing 474 00:22:59,090 --> 00:22:59,940 if we just- - No. 475 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:00,773 - Turn around. - No! 476 00:23:00,773 --> 00:23:02,010 We're not going to the road. 477 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:03,060 - Yes, we are! 478 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:04,300 - Okay, anyone else, other than Sam, 479 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,750 who wants to give up and go home raise your hand. 480 00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:09,013 - Home, that's an option. 481 00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:16,776 - Nerts. 482 00:23:16,776 --> 00:23:20,195 (gentle music) (crow cawing) 483 00:23:20,195 --> 00:23:23,112 (insects chirping) 484 00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:26,100 - [Charlie] I'm sorry. 485 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,050 - [Cal] About what? 486 00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,939 - I wanted to go to Ape Canyon too. 487 00:23:30,939 --> 00:23:32,590 - You know, it's a little late, kid. 488 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:33,423 - I'm a man. 489 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,220 She's really mad is all. 490 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:37,760 I didn't want her to yell at me. 491 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,290 - Yeah, well, welcome to my childhood. 492 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,490 - But I'm lookin' really hard, 493 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:45,093 and if I see a Bigfoot, I'll totally let you know. 494 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:47,680 - Appreciate that. 495 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,680 - You know the Salish Indians? 496 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,470 They used to talk about giants. 497 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:56,600 The Aztec-Ianoans too. 498 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,420 They called them N'numic and Tso-apittse, 499 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:01,610 and they said they lived in caves. 500 00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:03,150 - Yeah, there were tree ones too, right? 501 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,200 - Yeah, but the Lakotas were even better. 502 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:09,870 They said, talked about a messenger, right, 503 00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:11,293 who showed up in evil times. 504 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,960 Well, they said, sometimes he was fire, 505 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,050 but sometimes he was a huge hairy man, 506 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:20,250 and all the other tribes knew about the same messenger. 507 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,880 - Yeah, the big hairy one. 508 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,313 - Well, sometimes he's fire. 509 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:27,403 That's how you know they're real, you know, 510 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,910 'cause why would they have all these stories 511 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:31,850 if Bigfoots weren't real? 512 00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:34,963 - I told Nina once about the tree men before bed. 513 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:37,460 She said, "I was making it up." 514 00:24:38,449 --> 00:24:41,080 I told her, "I'd prove it to her some day." 515 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,629 - Is that why you wanna go to Ape Canyon? 516 00:24:43,629 --> 00:24:44,663 - It's where they are. 517 00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:52,680 (thunder rumbling) 518 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,480 - Hey, Mark, how long do you think? 519 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,723 - Oh, well, it was long hike out here, 520 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,083 but we're gettin' there. 521 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,930 - Just wanna get back before the weather gets bad. 522 00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:06,420 - Ah, we'll be all right. 523 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,776 - He's following our tracks. 524 00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:09,609 - Our tracks? 525 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:13,050 - I know it looks like dirt, grass, and leaves 526 00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:15,970 but when you're out here enough, 527 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:20,725 you start to see the imprints, the patterns, 528 00:25:20,725 --> 00:25:24,513 the bend of a blade of grass, the turn of a leaf. 529 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,480 And I can see clearly five sets of footprints 530 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,563 going back that way. 531 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,720 - There were six of us. 532 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,973 - Exactly, six. 533 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,610 - [Gina] Exactly. 534 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:39,723 - Hey, you okay? 535 00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,843 Got you, hey, break. 536 00:25:48,826 --> 00:25:53,826 (gentle brooding music) (birds chirping) 537 00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:06,060 - How many of these do we have? 538 00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:08,003 - Plenty. 539 00:26:12,574 --> 00:26:17,574 (gentle brooding music) (birds chirping) 540 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,594 (birds chirping) 541 00:26:23,031 --> 00:26:26,031 (suspenseful music) 542 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,450 - And then when the 1920s happen 543 00:26:46,450 --> 00:26:49,430 and you have Art Deco the with uses of geometry and chrome 544 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:53,230 and the Chrysler Building with massive immortal paean 545 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:54,683 to hope and optimism, 546 00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:58,930 and that's why I'm gonna make buildings, 547 00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:00,550 and they're gonna be super awesome buildings, 548 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:04,752 and they're going to stand and last forever, right. 549 00:27:04,752 --> 00:27:06,419 I mean like forever. 550 00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:10,380 - You think that's something 551 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,980 you should hear Sam nerd rant on Herman Melville. 552 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,350 - I do not nerd rant on Herman Melville. 553 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:16,530 - Please, you got a doctorate 554 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:18,000 in nerd ranting on Herman Melville. 555 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,830 - I got my doctorate in English literature. 556 00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,280 - It's the same thing. 557 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,350 She used to have a poster of Melville on her wall. 558 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,430 - Come on. 559 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:25,730 - Naked. 560 00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:26,563 - Nice. 561 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:27,914 - I did not. 562 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:31,030 (Cal laughing) 563 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,833 - I think we have a problem. 564 00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:41,281 - You've gotta be kidding. 565 00:27:41,281 --> 00:27:44,400 (brooding music) 566 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,800 What the hell is this, Mark? 567 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,193 - Well... 568 00:27:49,550 --> 00:27:50,383 - Mark? 569 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:57,700 - You guys don't think, no, guys, guys, 570 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,660 this is not our campsite. 571 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:02,040 All right, I know it looks like our campsite, 572 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,250 but all campsites look the same at first. 573 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,310 It's only after you spend 574 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,560 as much time out in the woods as I have- 575 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,400 - Hey, that's my pencil. 576 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,420 - Yes, it certainly looks like your pencil but- 577 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:14,760 - No, this is totally my pencil. 578 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,153 See look guys, it's the same color and everything. 579 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,863 - Okay, what, what's going on? 580 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,033 - Chipmunks. 581 00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:27,883 - Chipmunks? 582 00:28:27,883 --> 00:28:31,380 - Chipmunks like pencils. 583 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:34,430 They like to move pencils from one campsite 584 00:28:34,430 --> 00:28:38,590 to another campsite that looks 585 00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:40,654 like the first campsite. 586 00:28:40,654 --> 00:28:44,490 - Oh my God, oh my God, 587 00:28:45,518 --> 00:28:47,130 oh my God! 588 00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:48,333 - Okay, I can explain, 589 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,540 your profile said you liked outdoorsy guys, 590 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:54,100 and I really wanted to meet you so, so, so. 591 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,520 - Are you serious? 592 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,020 - So I read up, and I learned how to pitch a tent. 593 00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,893 It turned out to be a lot of fun. 594 00:29:01,815 --> 00:29:03,386 - Your grandfather's compass. 595 00:29:03,386 --> 00:29:05,703 All that shit about your grandfather's compass. 596 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,490 - Yes, yes. 597 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:09,310 No, Walmart actually. 598 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,520 No, I used hydrogen peroxide and acid 599 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,400 and made it worn and rusty, 600 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,173 and I'm a bit of a chemistry nut, it's kinda my thing. 601 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,600 But my name is Mark. 602 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,434 - You son of a bitch! 603 00:29:21,434 --> 00:29:22,674 Walmart! 604 00:29:22,674 --> 00:29:24,503 It's a goddamn chipmunk! 605 00:29:24,503 --> 00:29:29,503 (lighter clicks) (insects chirping) 606 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:35,023 - Hey, Cal, mind lending a hand? 607 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:36,940 Maybe you can block the wind 608 00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:37,910 so I can get this going long enough- 609 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,404 - Block the wind? 610 00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,295 - Yeah, just stand in front- 611 00:29:40,295 --> 00:29:41,490 - I don't think that's gonna work. 612 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,800 - Well, it pretty much has to work, doesn't it? 613 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,563 - Hey, it's gonna be okay. 614 00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:48,100 - Right. 615 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:51,380 - Seriously, all right, everything is gonna be fine. 616 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:53,300 - You don't get to do that. 617 00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:56,200 Everything's not gonna be fine just because you say it is. 618 00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:59,360 You don't get to bumble into other people's lives, 619 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,962 fuck things up, and then say everything's gonna be fine. 620 00:30:01,962 --> 00:30:04,879 (lighter clicking) 621 00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:12,793 - Hey, Cal, I was wondering if maybe I could, 622 00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:17,620 Gina doesn't want me sleeping in the tent with her, 623 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:20,913 so I just thought I might be able to, if you didn't mind. 624 00:30:22,270 --> 00:30:23,270 - I don't know, man. 625 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,033 - Charlie. 626 00:30:29,313 --> 00:30:30,230 Yeah, okay. 627 00:30:31,575 --> 00:30:34,873 - Just forget it, Mark, okay. 628 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,723 Sam, do you mind? 629 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,793 - No, it's fine. 630 00:30:43,172 --> 00:30:44,005 - Jesus. 631 00:30:53,801 --> 00:30:56,718 (insects chirping) 632 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:02,401 (animal howling) 633 00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:19,630 (suspenseful music) 634 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,828 (animal howling) 635 00:31:24,828 --> 00:31:27,578 (trees rustling) 636 00:31:34,118 --> 00:31:36,868 (trees rustling) 637 00:31:38,661 --> 00:31:41,411 (animal howling) 638 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:46,277 (wind rustling) 639 00:31:58,816 --> 00:31:59,733 - Assholes. 640 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:15,386 Sam! 641 00:32:15,386 --> 00:32:16,968 Goddammit. 642 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,516 Sam! 643 00:32:20,516 --> 00:32:21,349 Damn it. 644 00:32:23,635 --> 00:32:24,468 Sam? 645 00:32:26,638 --> 00:32:27,471 Sam! 646 00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:40,284 (leg thuds) (Cal groaning) 647 00:32:40,284 --> 00:32:42,701 (Cal groans) 648 00:32:49,525 --> 00:32:52,108 (Cal groaning) 649 00:32:57,163 --> 00:32:57,996 - Cal! 650 00:32:57,996 --> 00:33:01,120 (Cal gasps) 651 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,693 Cal, Cal. 652 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,052 Hey. 653 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:05,885 - Ow. 654 00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:07,313 - Cal, can you move? 655 00:33:11,274 --> 00:33:13,170 (Cal groans) 656 00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:14,003 You okay? 657 00:33:16,023 --> 00:33:17,560 - Yeah. 658 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,160 - What the hell is wrong with you? 659 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,130 - I. 660 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:21,770 - Where did you go, huh? - I thought- 661 00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:22,603 - What did you think? 662 00:33:22,603 --> 00:33:24,133 - I thought I heard Bigfoot. 663 00:33:26,490 --> 00:33:27,540 - Come on, we need to get back to camp. 664 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:28,373 - Which way? 665 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,410 - [Samantha] Gina! 666 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,833 Charlie! 667 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:43,440 - [Cal] Sam, we'll find them. 668 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,840 - We shouldn't have to find them, we should be with them 669 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,550 in our tents sleeping. 670 00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:50,210 - I know, I didn't mean to- 671 00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:51,217 - Oh, you didn't mean to, you didn't think. 672 00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:52,330 You never think, Cal, 673 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,653 you just screw things up for everyone else. 674 00:33:54,653 --> 00:33:56,350 - I'm not a complete screw up, 675 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:57,340 I did plan Mom's- 676 00:33:57,340 --> 00:34:00,550 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you screwed that up too. 677 00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:01,640 The flowers were supposed 678 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,768 to be Mom's favorite, baby's-breath, I told you. 679 00:34:04,768 --> 00:34:05,663 You can't even. 680 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:10,850 - Hey, hey, come on, sit down. 681 00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:12,520 - What are you doing? 682 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,970 - Sit down. 683 00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,767 - Cal, we have to find them, it's- 684 00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:18,360 - And we will, come on. 685 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,193 - Don't. 686 00:34:19,193 --> 00:34:20,960 - It's warm, I'm warm. 687 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,793 - You're freezing. 688 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:22,626 - Yeah, well, I'll get warmer. 689 00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:23,570 It's a gift, come on. 690 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,210 Come on, all right, all right. 691 00:34:29,287 --> 00:34:31,120 Okay, okay, it's okay. 692 00:34:38,345 --> 00:34:40,756 (birds chirping) 693 00:34:40,756 --> 00:34:43,465 (brooding music) 694 00:34:43,465 --> 00:34:46,298 (leaves rustling) 695 00:35:03,264 --> 00:35:06,014 (hands slapping) 696 00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:11,126 (fan whirring) 697 00:35:21,003 --> 00:35:23,753 (birds chirping) 698 00:35:45,563 --> 00:35:48,522 (clock ticking) 699 00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:49,682 (dramatic music) 700 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:52,100 (fist thudding) (man grunting) 701 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:55,620 (water splashing) 702 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:56,663 Yeah, come in. 703 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,790 - Making yourself at home? 704 00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:07,113 - [Cal] Mm-hmm. 705 00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:09,780 - I talked with the sergeant, 706 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:10,740 and he said they should be able to get us 707 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:12,000 on a flight home tomorrow, 708 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,280 they just have to sort things out with TSA. 709 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,410 - Mm-hmm. 710 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:16,380 - Kinda hard to get a flight 711 00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:18,200 when you don't have money or ID, 712 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,310 but he says it's not first time someone's lost 713 00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:22,610 their things in the woods. 714 00:36:23,532 --> 00:36:24,365 - Mm-hmm. 715 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,620 - Look, Cal, the things I said- 716 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,453 - Forget it. 717 00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:33,103 - I just. 718 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:35,123 - It's all good. 719 00:36:36,892 --> 00:36:38,160 - What are you doing? 720 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,660 - Packing, and you should too. 721 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:42,300 - Packing? 722 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,133 - Yeah. 723 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:47,930 It's a long way from here to Ape Canyon. 724 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,490 - Cal. 725 00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:51,730 We're not going to Ape Canyon, we're going home. 726 00:36:51,730 --> 00:36:53,180 - Can't find Bigfoot at home. 727 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:54,973 - Damn it. 728 00:36:56,241 --> 00:36:58,991 (birds chirping) 729 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,860 Cal, are you serious, 730 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,900 after everything we went through out there? 731 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:07,760 - We probably only need the one bag. 732 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,200 We can just take turns carrying it. 733 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,033 - We're lucky we're not sick. 734 00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:11,000 We're lucky we're not dead. 735 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,120 - Okay, fine, I'll carry it. 736 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,350 - Are you insane? 737 00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:15,830 - Come on, this is the whole point, 738 00:37:15,830 --> 00:37:17,880 near-death experiences, crazy adventure. 739 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,910 The Piker Action Squad together again. 740 00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:20,900 - We were never called that. 741 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,531 No one ever called us that or anything remotely like it. 742 00:37:23,531 --> 00:37:24,417 - You know what, I'm gonna give you a moment, 743 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:26,040 you go upstairs, grab your stuff, 744 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,520 I'll meet you out front, and we'll go. 745 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,423 - We're not going back out there, we're not. 746 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:33,280 - I guess not, right. 747 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,500 That makes sense. 748 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,333 That's okay. 749 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,697 - What do I tell Ally and Nina when I come home without you? 750 00:37:43,697 --> 00:37:45,400 - Tell them I said hi. 751 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,233 - Cal. 752 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:47,180 - Look I get it, okay, 753 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,050 you didn't wanna come on this trip in the first place. 754 00:37:49,050 --> 00:37:50,980 Dumb idea, stupid Cal, right? 755 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:53,540 But we came here to find Bigfoot, and I'm not giving up. 756 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,210 - Idiots see Bigfoot back home too. 757 00:37:55,210 --> 00:37:56,640 - Well, that's not where they are. 758 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,750 - Fly home, buy another tent. 759 00:37:58,750 --> 00:37:59,583 - That's not where they are. 760 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:00,860 - And take your daughter camping like a normal human. 761 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,693 - That's not where they are. 762 00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:03,813 That's not where they are, they're in Ape Canyon! 763 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:10,100 I, look, give Gray my best, 764 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,336 whatever the hell's that's worth. 765 00:38:12,336 --> 00:38:15,083 - Wait, wait, wait, one second. 766 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,090 Let me check with the sergeant. 767 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,440 Maybe he can help you. 768 00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:24,623 One minute. 769 00:38:25,593 --> 00:38:28,760 (footsteps crunching) 770 00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:37,732 Cal! 771 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:40,482 (birds chirping) 772 00:39:03,350 --> 00:39:04,903 - Yeah, fine, keep driving. 773 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,054 Don't wanna ride in your stupid car anyway. 774 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:11,054 (branches rustling) 775 00:39:17,382 --> 00:39:19,965 (upbeat music) 776 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,450 - Hi. 777 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:27,790 - Hey, Charlie, you been following me long? 778 00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:28,623 - Kinda. 779 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:33,510 - You are stealthier than I thought. 780 00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,343 Come along. 781 00:39:40,564 --> 00:39:44,294 (truck engine roaring) 782 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,780 - They keep doing that. 783 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,610 - Ah, antisemitism. 784 00:39:48,610 --> 00:39:49,443 - Probably. 785 00:39:51,065 --> 00:39:52,453 Is there a trick? 786 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,460 - What like a hitchhiking trick? 787 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,570 - Yeah. 788 00:39:56,570 --> 00:40:00,460 - Well, I mean you gotta work the thumb. 789 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,810 - I'm working the thumb. 790 00:40:01,810 --> 00:40:04,160 - Okay, well, then you gotta show a little leg. 791 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,230 So were they pissed? 792 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:09,310 - What? 793 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:12,000 - Parents, when you called with the whole getting conned 794 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,470 and left in the woods to die thing. 795 00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:15,640 - I guess. 796 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,490 Dad said I was chasing unicorns. 797 00:40:17,490 --> 00:40:18,610 - Unicorns? 798 00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:21,570 - Yeah, just Bigfoot, he doesn't even know. 799 00:40:21,570 --> 00:40:23,220 He thinks they're the same thing. 800 00:40:24,105 --> 00:40:25,710 - Did he say that just to piss you off? 801 00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:26,543 - Yeah. 802 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,713 He's so full of shit. 803 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,960 - Probably, most of us are. 804 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,535 - It's like he's not even trying. 805 00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:35,647 (truck engine roaring) 806 00:40:35,647 --> 00:40:36,480 - Hey. 807 00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:48,523 - Howdy. 808 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,060 Where to? 809 00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:52,630 - Mount St. Helens. 810 00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:54,693 - Well, I can take you as far as Winlock. 811 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,170 - I don't know where that is. 812 00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,780 - It's closer than here. 813 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:01,613 - Perfect. 814 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,090 - Darwin Keane. 815 00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:08,143 - Cal, and this is Charlie. 816 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:10,083 - Pleasure. 817 00:41:11,290 --> 00:41:12,123 Everybody in? 818 00:41:13,355 --> 00:41:14,843 (truck engine roaring) 819 00:41:14,843 --> 00:41:18,093 (gentle country music) 820 00:41:19,526 --> 00:41:22,776 (upbeat country music) 821 00:41:30,850 --> 00:41:32,143 So why Ape Canyon? 822 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:34,230 - What do you mean? 823 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,560 - Oh, there's lots of places for camping. 824 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,550 Some a fuckton closer than Mount St. Helens. 825 00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:41,200 So why Ape Canyon? 826 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,440 - Disney was closed. 827 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,840 - We're here to see Bigfoot. 828 00:41:45,075 --> 00:41:46,850 (Darwin laughing) 829 00:41:46,850 --> 00:41:47,950 - Should have figured. 830 00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:52,800 Yeah, we get all kinds of guys like you up here, 831 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,443 tourists mostly, hikers, heads higher than the redwoods. 832 00:41:57,590 --> 00:41:58,640 Let me tell you something that's gonna save 833 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,610 you all kinds of time, okay, 834 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,250 ain't no such thing as Bigfoot, 835 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:05,580 just a bunch of stupid ass hicks in stupid ass costumes 836 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:08,070 trying to scare the hell out of everybody. 837 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:11,330 Now I will most certainly take you to Winlock, all right, 838 00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:12,750 and Ape Canyon is beautiful country 839 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,640 if you make it out that far, 840 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,240 but you ain't gonna find no hairy mountain man, 841 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,870 I can tell you that much. 842 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:18,783 - That's where they are. 843 00:42:20,046 --> 00:42:21,146 - They ain't anywhere. 844 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,700 Did you ever see that film from back in the '70s, 845 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:26,800 the grainy one shows the Bigfoot 846 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,150 kinda walkin' through the woods, and stops, 847 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,760 and turns, looks at the camera? 848 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,110 - The Patterson-Gimlin film. 849 00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:33,650 - Yeah, that's the one. 850 00:42:33,650 --> 00:42:38,630 Thing is my Pop, he knew the guy in the costume, yeah. 851 00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:40,713 Bunch of fools out there still wanna buy it. 852 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,190 Fools wanna get fooled that's their business, 853 00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:44,240 but if you ask me- 854 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,490 - Well, nobody asked you. 855 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:47,753 - Excuse me? 856 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,420 - Hey, Darwin. 857 00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:04,253 - [Darwin] Hey, Kirk. 858 00:43:04,253 --> 00:43:05,086 - Who's your guests? 859 00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:08,610 - Bigfoot hunters. 860 00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:09,443 - Oh, yeah? 861 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:15,791 Hey, check out the Star, got a real good one for you. 862 00:43:15,791 --> 00:43:18,624 (Darwin laughing) 863 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,922 Serious stick up his ass. 864 00:43:21,922 --> 00:43:24,912 - Yeah, you're telling me. 865 00:43:24,912 --> 00:43:26,480 - Okay, you know what? 866 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,870 Do you know how many different guys 867 00:43:28,870 --> 00:43:30,950 have claimed to be in that costume, huh? 868 00:43:30,950 --> 00:43:34,050 Three, four guys all swearing to be the guy 869 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:37,050 in a costume that couldn't even been made in 1967. 870 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:38,270 Now which one did your Pop know? 871 00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:39,103 - Just settle down, kid. 872 00:43:39,103 --> 00:43:42,190 - No, no, I wanna know how did he make it, huh? 873 00:43:42,190 --> 00:43:43,710 How'd he simulate the muscle movement? 874 00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:45,210 Why did he add the breasts? 875 00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:47,160 - You might wanna step off now. 876 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,080 - Hey, hey, Cal. 877 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,040 - How long did he practice the movement for, huh? 878 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,570 How'd he manage the face? 879 00:43:53,570 --> 00:43:56,750 - I'm sorry if I poked a hole in your little world, okay, 880 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,520 but the only folks stupid enough 881 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,420 to believe that shit are tourists and hicks. 882 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,810 - Hicks? (laughing) 883 00:44:01,810 --> 00:44:02,643 What are you? 884 00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:07,180 - I'm an educated man with a college degree, 885 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,190 you citified sack of shit. 886 00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:11,010 - Yeah, in what? 887 00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:12,423 - Nuclear physics. 888 00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:15,020 - Wait, what, really? 889 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:17,850 - Yeah. 890 00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:19,320 - Okay, well, you know what? 891 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,930 Doesn't matter anyway because there was no costume, 892 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:22,870 it's been proven. 893 00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:24,680 - My Pop knew the guy in the suit! 894 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,993 - Well, your Pop don't know shit! 895 00:44:28,388 --> 00:44:29,361 (fist thuds) (Darwin grunts) 896 00:44:29,361 --> 00:44:31,778 (head thuds) 897 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,790 - Sorry about that. 898 00:44:50,111 --> 00:44:51,761 (gentle dramatic music) 899 00:44:51,761 --> 00:44:53,146 (footsteps tapping) (birds chirping) 900 00:44:53,146 --> 00:44:55,666 (water splashing) 901 00:44:55,666 --> 00:44:58,464 (man gasps) 902 00:44:58,464 --> 00:45:00,955 (Bigfoot grunting) 903 00:45:00,955 --> 00:45:02,346 - Hey, Cal. 904 00:45:02,346 --> 00:45:03,488 Cal. 905 00:45:03,488 --> 00:45:04,321 Cal. 906 00:45:06,155 --> 00:45:08,488 (Cal sighs) 907 00:45:10,157 --> 00:45:10,990 Hey. 908 00:45:12,106 --> 00:45:12,939 - Hey. 909 00:45:15,464 --> 00:45:18,186 I had the weirdest dream, 910 00:45:18,186 --> 00:45:21,950 and you were there, and you were there, 911 00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:26,950 and you were there, and you were there, 912 00:45:28,837 --> 00:45:31,360 and you were definitely there. 913 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,488 - [Bigfoot] You're probably still dreaming man. 914 00:45:33,488 --> 00:45:34,578 (monitor beeping) 915 00:45:34,578 --> 00:45:35,411 - Dammit. 916 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:44,708 (airplane engine roaring) 917 00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:47,380 - [Samantha] Hey. 918 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,693 - Hey. 919 00:45:52,797 --> 00:45:53,897 - How are you feeling? 920 00:45:55,370 --> 00:45:56,203 - Terrific. 921 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,120 This has been a really proud day for me. 922 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,790 - Why is Ape Canyon where they are? 923 00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:04,623 - Oh, with bedside manner like that 924 00:46:04,623 --> 00:46:07,590 you really should have pursued a medical career. 925 00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:10,643 - Why is Ape Canyon where they are? 926 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:13,600 - I don't know, climate. 927 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,723 You're the professor. 928 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,740 - Charlie said you were saying 929 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:19,480 that all the way to the hospital. 930 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,320 - Well, I have no recollection of this. 931 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,260 - I'd think not, you hit your head pretty hard. 932 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:26,620 - No, an enormous nuclear physicist 933 00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,391 hit my head pretty hard. 934 00:46:28,391 --> 00:46:31,200 (siren wailing) 935 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,530 So where are we anyway? 936 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:37,010 - Longview, just a bit north of the border. 937 00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:38,340 - What, Canadian? 938 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,490 - Washingtonian. 939 00:46:39,490 --> 00:46:40,553 - Ah, perfect. 940 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,200 - You're not doing it. 941 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,033 - Do what? 942 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,120 - Heading out there again. 943 00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:48,810 You have a concussion. 944 00:46:48,810 --> 00:46:51,040 - People keep saying that, but I'm really just like this. 945 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,350 - I'm serious. 946 00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:53,390 - I can tell, you got serious face on. 947 00:46:53,390 --> 00:46:54,860 - Cal. 948 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:56,880 - Okay, I hear you. 949 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,690 Ape Canyon's a five hour drive from the airport 950 00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,440 and in three days I haven't made it any further 951 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,560 than an ER in Longview. 952 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,590 Okay, the universe is sending 953 00:47:03,590 --> 00:47:05,190 some pretty strong signals here. 954 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,470 - It's not forever, you know. 955 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,603 It's a rain check. 956 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,390 We'll head out in the summer, we'll bring the families, 957 00:47:11,390 --> 00:47:13,090 we'll make a vacation of it, okay? 958 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,273 - One condition. 959 00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:19,640 - What? 960 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,473 - Chips. 961 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,810 Got knocked out in a convenience store, 962 00:47:23,810 --> 00:47:25,060 and I never got my chips. 963 00:47:26,590 --> 00:47:27,610 - Got it. 964 00:47:27,610 --> 00:47:29,950 - You remember the hierarchy, right? 965 00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:32,880 - Ketchup, plain, sour cream, 966 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,543 honey barbecue, regular barbecue. 967 00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:38,077 (Cal clicks) 968 00:47:42,011 --> 00:47:44,844 (buttons beeping) 969 00:47:46,101 --> 00:47:48,768 (coin clicking) 970 00:47:52,512 --> 00:47:54,929 (hand thuds) 971 00:47:57,272 --> 00:48:00,640 (gentle suspenseful music) 972 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,943 Come on! 973 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,070 Cal! 974 00:48:13,070 --> 00:48:14,001 - Hey. 975 00:48:14,001 --> 00:48:16,040 - What the hell are you doing? 976 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,880 - Nothing, how about you? 977 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,313 - Are you stealing a car? 978 00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:21,960 - You know what, that hurts. 979 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,810 Okay, I'm your brother, your brother. 980 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:29,280 I resent the insinuation that you would even consider, 981 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,669 oh, hey. 982 00:48:30,669 --> 00:48:31,502 - Cal. 983 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,670 - Hey, pass me a screwdriver. 984 00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:35,620 - What? 985 00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:37,750 - Just kidding, I know you don't have a screwdriver. 986 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:38,767 - What's wrong with you? 987 00:48:38,767 --> 00:48:40,000 - I'm fine. 988 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,200 - You're not fine. 989 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,490 You haven't been fine since the second 990 00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:44,240 you showed up outside my classroom. 991 00:48:45,401 --> 00:48:46,333 - Are we having a heart-to-heart? 992 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:47,810 Is this a special moment? 993 00:48:47,810 --> 00:48:48,785 - Come on. 994 00:48:48,785 --> 00:48:49,903 - What, do you need a hug? 995 00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:52,640 - Why is Ape Canyon where they are? 996 00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:58,630 Mom said something to me a few years ago, 997 00:48:58,630 --> 00:48:59,817 she said, "Not since your father 998 00:48:59,817 --> 00:49:02,017 "have I known a boy to run so hard, and so fast, 999 00:49:02,017 --> 00:49:04,060 "and entirely the wrong direction." 1000 00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:06,130 - I never knew Dad, now did I? 1001 00:49:06,130 --> 00:49:07,840 - Mom said, that- - Well, Mom's dead, Sam, 1002 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,933 say the words. 1003 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,392 - Asshole. 1004 00:49:12,392 --> 00:49:13,832 (car engine revving) 1005 00:49:13,832 --> 00:49:15,823 - Ah, yes. 1006 00:49:16,891 --> 00:49:20,770 - Cal, you can still go back inside. 1007 00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:22,883 You wandered away, you have a concussion. 1008 00:49:25,897 --> 00:49:26,730 Ugh! 1009 00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:34,222 (door bangs) 1010 00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:39,343 - We can do this. 1011 00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:40,176 - No, we can't! 1012 00:49:40,176 --> 00:49:41,250 - Adventure is calling. 1013 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,250 - It's doing no such thing. 1014 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:43,460 - The road is our highway. 1015 00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:44,990 - What does that even mean? 1016 00:49:44,990 --> 00:49:46,100 - Sam. 1017 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:47,300 Sam. - What? 1018 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,200 - Do you trust me? 1019 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,033 - No. 1020 00:49:53,459 --> 00:49:56,216 - Oh, well. 1021 00:49:56,216 --> 00:49:57,771 (car engine roaring) 1022 00:49:57,771 --> 00:49:59,538 (tires squealing) (knuckles tapping) 1023 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:00,460 (police radio chattering) 1024 00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:01,460 I have a concussion. 1025 00:50:03,690 --> 00:50:08,120 - Come on, hey, I didn't do anything. 1026 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,153 Come back. 1027 00:50:10,230 --> 00:50:12,167 Dammit, dammit. 1028 00:50:12,167 --> 00:50:14,584 (door thuds) 1029 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:16,930 What were you thinking, Cal? 1030 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:18,530 What the hell were you thinking? 1031 00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:23,360 They're gonna fire me, you know that? 1032 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,060 Or suspend me at least until the charges can, (laughs) 1033 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:32,060 ugh, charges, how do I explain this, huh? 1034 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,230 Why did I get into the car? 1035 00:50:34,230 --> 00:50:35,640 Why didn't I tell the hospital 1036 00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,930 as soon as I saw that you were gone? 1037 00:50:36,930 --> 00:50:38,133 Why didn't I do that? 1038 00:50:41,836 --> 00:50:43,967 The students, my students, oh, God, 1039 00:50:44,830 --> 00:50:47,643 they'll hear about it, and I won't be there, 1040 00:50:48,730 --> 00:50:50,940 and they'll all wonder where Dr. Piker is, 1041 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:53,040 and then I won't be able to tell them, 1042 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,071 and oh, God, I'm done, I can't go back there. 1043 00:50:57,071 --> 00:50:59,230 (Cal laughing) 1044 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:00,753 What? 1045 00:51:00,753 --> 00:51:01,586 (Cal laughing) 1046 00:51:01,586 --> 00:51:03,511 What, what is funny? 1047 00:51:03,511 --> 00:51:05,440 (Cal laughing) 1048 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,853 - Dr. Piker. 1049 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,260 - You asshole, you asshole! 1050 00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:11,830 Do you even get it, huh? 1051 00:51:11,830 --> 00:51:12,983 Do you even care? 1052 00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:15,410 What was the point of this? 1053 00:51:15,410 --> 00:51:16,600 Dragging me out here, 1054 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,113 robbed, arrested, conned, what the hell was the point? 1055 00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:22,950 - Bigfoot. 1056 00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:24,073 - There is no Bigfoot. 1057 00:51:24,950 --> 00:51:27,600 There is no Bigfoot, there is no Bigfoot! 1058 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,930 There's only you, Cal! 1059 00:51:28,930 --> 00:51:30,980 You're the only monster here! 1060 00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,320 Dammit! 1061 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:33,550 I need to call Gray. 1062 00:51:33,550 --> 00:51:34,600 I need to call the kids. 1063 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,800 Hey, hey! 1064 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,950 I get a phone call! 1065 00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:38,143 I want my phone call! 1066 00:51:42,030 --> 00:51:43,330 It's late, they're asleep. 1067 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,750 What do I even tell them? 1068 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,313 You wanna know the funny thing? 1069 00:51:54,150 --> 00:51:56,180 I thought you'd grown up, I really did. 1070 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:59,790 Nina came along and you stepped up, 1071 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:00,823 and then when Mom, 1072 00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:06,530 but you're the same kid who killed three mice 1073 00:52:06,530 --> 00:52:07,460 you forgot to feed. 1074 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,293 You're the same kid 1075 00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:10,453 who ran the station wagon into Gunpowder River. 1076 00:52:11,330 --> 00:52:13,300 You're the same kid who didn't even care 1077 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,600 to try to replace the clarinet reed you broke. 1078 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:20,193 I really don't know how Ally puts up with you. 1079 00:52:22,495 --> 00:52:24,912 (Cal crying) 1080 00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:29,611 Cal. 1081 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,133 Cal. 1082 00:52:35,788 --> 00:52:36,621 Cal, I. 1083 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,873 - Ally's gone. 1084 00:52:43,350 --> 00:52:44,183 - What? 1085 00:52:45,130 --> 00:52:46,963 - Ally's gone, Sam, Nina too. 1086 00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:50,740 - Gone, what, what do you mean gone? 1087 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:52,210 Gone where? 1088 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,043 - Away. 1089 00:52:54,249 --> 00:52:55,213 (melancholic music) - Oh, no. 1090 00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:00,220 When? 1091 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,703 - Nine days and five hours. 1092 00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:08,930 - What, did she say anything? 1093 00:53:08,930 --> 00:53:10,870 Did she, is she, why? 1094 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,190 - Why, seriously? 1095 00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:16,173 Why do you think? 1096 00:53:18,286 --> 00:53:20,462 I'm the monster, I scared them away. 1097 00:53:20,462 --> 00:53:22,900 - No, no, no, Cal, I didn't mean it. 1098 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,556 - No, why not? 1099 00:53:24,556 --> 00:53:26,020 You were right. 1100 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:28,380 You know it, Mom knew it. 1101 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:29,600 I had Ally fooled for a while, 1102 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,320 but she was always gonna figure it out 1103 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:37,320 'cause I fuck up and I fuck up, it's what I do. 1104 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,490 - [Samantha] It's not. 1105 00:53:38,490 --> 00:53:39,690 - Don't lie to me, Sam. 1106 00:53:39,690 --> 00:53:42,063 - You took care of everything 1107 00:53:42,063 --> 00:53:45,800 when Mom, when she died, I couldn't do it. 1108 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,490 You took care of everything. 1109 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:48,990 - See, I screwed that up, too, 1110 00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:55,273 'cause the flowers, I got the wrong flowers. 1111 00:53:56,996 --> 00:53:58,910 And you know what, she wouldn't even have been upset. 1112 00:53:58,910 --> 00:54:01,643 She would have been way too used to it to even been upset. 1113 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:14,063 - Why are we here? 1114 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,283 - To find Bigfoot. 1115 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,680 - Bigfoot isn't real. 1116 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,133 - He has to be. 1117 00:54:32,442 --> 00:54:35,109 (siren wailing) 1118 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:39,520 - You've gotta be kidding. 1119 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,140 Franklin. 1120 00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:45,680 - Hey, it's you guys. 1121 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,210 - Hey, we're all friend. 1122 00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:48,150 - Oh, we're not friends. 1123 00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:50,980 This guy conned us, he left us in the woods to die. 1124 00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:52,480 - Oh, you didn't die, did you? 1125 00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:54,163 - [Cop] Cuffs. 1126 00:54:59,873 --> 00:55:00,706 - [Franklin] Thank you, sir. 1127 00:55:00,706 --> 00:55:03,300 You are a good and honorable man. 1128 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,133 - Whatever. 1129 00:55:07,654 --> 00:55:09,633 (door bangs) 1130 00:55:09,633 --> 00:55:11,967 - Shouldn't you be in Canada or somewhere not here? 1131 00:55:11,967 --> 00:55:15,250 - Ah, it's what I do, I dawdle, I spend, it's my vice. 1132 00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:16,870 - Spend. 1133 00:55:16,870 --> 00:55:18,890 - Don't worry, I haven't gotten to your stuff yet. 1134 00:55:18,890 --> 00:55:20,513 The kid, loaded. 1135 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:22,287 - You ruined it. 1136 00:55:22,287 --> 00:55:23,390 - Ruined what? 1137 00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:24,860 - Ape Canyon. 1138 00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:26,793 - Okay, how did I ruin Ape Canyon? 1139 00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:29,650 What, because we didn't get there? 1140 00:55:29,650 --> 00:55:33,000 Because we didn't reach the cryptozoological mecca? 1141 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,020 It's just a place, man. 1142 00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:37,780 Special, sure, to those people who want it to be that, 1143 00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,433 but it's just a place. 1144 00:55:41,593 --> 00:55:43,430 What are you guys in for anyway? 1145 00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:44,652 - Stole a car. 1146 00:55:44,652 --> 00:55:48,450 - (laughs) You stole a car. 1147 00:55:48,450 --> 00:55:51,801 You know they will put you on a flight home. 1148 00:55:51,801 --> 00:55:53,043 - To get to Ape Canyon. 1149 00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:55,013 - Really? 1150 00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:59,680 Look, if it's any consolation, the place is real, 1151 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:00,883 the story is true. 1152 00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:04,500 Those of us who explored these woods 1153 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:07,120 know that every single word of it is absolutely true. 1154 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,910 Hell, maybe it is. 1155 00:56:08,910 --> 00:56:10,910 Why not, Bigfoot, weirder things, right? 1156 00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:11,760 - Be quiet. 1157 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,960 Haven't you done enough? 1158 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,793 - Hey, sorry. 1159 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,170 Yes, Virginia, there is a Bigfoot. 1160 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:22,734 - Go to hell. 1161 00:56:22,734 --> 00:56:25,580 - Hey, as much as I'm enjoying all this judgment, 1162 00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:27,203 I do have someplace to be. 1163 00:56:30,649 --> 00:56:31,649 There it is. 1164 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,540 Woo, woo, that was a close one for a few minutes, huh? 1165 00:56:35,540 --> 00:56:37,010 Oh, hey, do me a favor? 1166 00:56:37,010 --> 00:56:39,893 Tell the kid I'm sorry, and make it sound sincere, okay? 1167 00:56:42,590 --> 00:56:45,007 (door bangs) 1168 00:56:54,230 --> 00:56:55,292 Listen. 1169 00:56:55,292 --> 00:57:00,292 (fist thuds) (Franklin groans) 1170 00:57:01,170 --> 00:57:02,047 Fair enough. 1171 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,083 I hope you make it, I really do. 1172 00:57:15,153 --> 00:57:16,820 (suspenseful music) 1173 00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:17,653 - Hey, wait! 1174 00:57:17,653 --> 00:57:18,486 - Come on. 1175 00:57:18,486 --> 00:57:19,400 - Sam. - Let's go. 1176 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,340 - What are we doing? 1177 00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:21,660 - Leaving. - Yeah, but we don't have to. 1178 00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:22,960 You don't have to. - I know, I know. 1179 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,670 - Look, it was my idea, I'll tell them that. 1180 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,970 The car, breaking out of the cell, 1181 00:57:25,970 --> 00:57:27,680 just your screw up brother screwing up again, 1182 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,170 and you'll get to go home. 1183 00:57:29,170 --> 00:57:30,003 - Come on. 1184 00:57:30,003 --> 00:57:31,446 - Haven't I fucked up your life enough already? 1185 00:57:31,446 --> 00:57:32,330 (alarm ringing) 1186 00:57:32,330 --> 00:57:33,480 Here they come, they're coming, Sam. 1187 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,836 - Come on. - This is so stupid! 1188 00:57:34,836 --> 00:57:35,669 You know it is! 1189 00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:36,886 - Come on. - You don't have to run! 1190 00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:38,490 - We're not running! - Then what are we doing? 1191 00:57:38,490 --> 00:57:40,470 - We're going to Ape Canyon! 1192 00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:45,343 Okay, okay, let's go. 1193 00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:49,796 (birds chirping) 1194 00:57:52,276 --> 00:57:55,109 (water splashing) 1195 00:58:12,410 --> 00:58:15,380 - Okay, and there are several perfectly valid ways 1196 00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:16,830 to handle this situation. 1197 00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:17,663 Run! 1198 00:58:24,476 --> 00:58:27,809 (gentle dramatic music) 1199 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,130 - They'll call park rangers probably. 1200 00:58:32,690 --> 00:58:33,570 But I think we have some time 1201 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:35,350 before they get in touch with state troopers, 1202 00:58:35,350 --> 00:58:36,300 figure out it's us. 1203 00:58:38,410 --> 00:58:40,100 We need to get some distance, 1204 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,880 figure out which direction we should be going in. 1205 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,980 You have the map, Cal? 1206 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,470 Cal. 1207 00:58:47,470 --> 00:58:48,583 - We're almost there. 1208 00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:14,610 Why didn't Mom ever take us camping? 1209 00:59:14,610 --> 00:59:16,020 - Mom. - Yeah. 1210 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,210 - Camping. 1211 00:59:17,210 --> 00:59:18,043 - Would have helped prepare us 1212 00:59:18,043 --> 00:59:19,472 for situations just like these. 1213 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:20,650 - (laughs) I don't think Mom 1214 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:22,380 could have navigated the backyard. 1215 00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:24,370 - You remember the corn maze in Lutherville? 1216 00:59:24,370 --> 00:59:25,803 - Oh, my God, yes. 1217 00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:28,190 - We decided to go our own separate ways, 1218 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:29,750 see who could make it out first. 1219 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,417 - Let's see, it was you, then me. 1220 00:59:31,417 --> 00:59:32,660 - And two hours later, Mom 1221 00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:34,121 and the Baltimore County Police Department. 1222 00:59:34,121 --> 00:59:35,631 (both laughing) 1223 00:59:35,631 --> 00:59:38,020 - God, how old were we? 1224 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,523 - Oh, I think I was like nine. 1225 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:43,030 - You were nine because your birthday was like a week away 1226 00:59:43,030 --> 00:59:44,247 and you wouldn't shut up about being 10. 1227 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,903 - Hey, 10's a big deal, okay. 1228 00:59:45,903 --> 00:59:46,736 You get that second digit 1229 00:59:46,736 --> 00:59:47,637 and the whole world makes sense. 1230 00:59:47,637 --> 00:59:49,587 - And you still won't shut up about it. 1231 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,473 - I'm sorry. 1232 00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:55,990 - Yeah, we covered that. 1233 00:59:55,990 --> 00:59:58,173 - No, about what I said with Mom. 1234 00:59:59,390 --> 01:00:00,270 - It's okay. 1235 01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:01,590 - I was an asshole. 1236 01:00:01,590 --> 01:00:04,730 - Yes, you were, and it's okay. 1237 01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:08,070 - No, it's stupid, I was stupid. 1238 01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,360 - You saved me. 1239 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,193 - What? 1240 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:16,810 - I was lost, I couldn't do it, and you were there. 1241 01:00:16,810 --> 01:00:19,650 - Yeah, but I mean I screwed up the flowers. 1242 01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:21,440 - You think she'd have cared? 1243 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,270 The flowers, Cal, really? 1244 01:00:24,124 --> 01:00:29,124 (gentle serene music) (bird chirping) 1245 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,700 - Charlie said there might be caves. 1246 01:00:50,894 --> 01:00:53,240 Sleep here for tonight. 1247 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,294 - I think so. 1248 01:00:54,294 --> 01:00:56,877 (Cal coughing) 1249 01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,260 You okay? 1250 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,093 - Mm-hmm. 1251 01:01:14,494 --> 01:01:17,411 (insects chirping) 1252 01:01:21,627 --> 01:01:25,395 (gentle somber music) 1253 01:01:25,395 --> 01:01:27,895 - [Ally] I want to understand. 1254 01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:36,143 Help me. 1255 01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:41,840 - They take us camping all- 1256 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,440 - Cal. - The way to, 1257 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,910 and we use infrared googles, we look- 1258 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,940 - That's not, that's not- - For prints. 1259 01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:49,603 - That's not the point. - We. 1260 01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:56,533 - I know it's been hard since your Mom. 1261 01:01:59,170 --> 01:02:00,003 I know, 1262 01:02:02,827 --> 01:02:05,077 but that was next semester, 1263 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:08,823 that was rent. 1264 01:02:10,150 --> 01:02:14,503 That was, talk to me. 1265 01:02:20,567 --> 01:02:21,400 - It. 1266 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,450 - [Ally] I can't do this, I can't. 1267 01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:26,820 It's like you're not even trying. 1268 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:27,977 - [Nina] Mommy. 1269 01:02:27,977 --> 01:02:30,170 - [Ally] Nina, Nina. 1270 01:02:30,170 --> 01:02:31,280 - [Nina] What's wrong? 1271 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,537 - [Ally] Nothing, nothing. 1272 01:02:32,537 --> 01:02:33,370 - [Nina] Did you fall? 1273 01:02:33,370 --> 01:02:34,470 - [Ally] No, no. 1274 01:02:34,470 --> 01:02:38,420 I'm not, Nina, can you go up to your room, 1275 01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:40,130 and pick out some clothes for me? 1276 01:02:40,130 --> 01:02:41,200 - [Nina] Pretty clothes? 1277 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,600 - [Ally] Only the prettiest. 1278 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:46,790 Dammit, dammit. 1279 01:02:48,897 --> 01:02:50,480 - We can find them. 1280 01:02:51,755 --> 01:02:54,365 We can find them, and then everything will be all right. 1281 01:02:54,365 --> 01:02:55,198 - That's not the point. 1282 01:02:55,198 --> 01:02:56,570 - No, no, we know where they are. 1283 01:03:00,290 --> 01:03:01,690 - Cal. 1284 01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:04,107 (door bangs) 1285 01:03:24,209 --> 01:03:26,872 (dramatic music) 1286 01:03:26,872 --> 01:03:30,898 (gentle dramatic music) (birds chirping) 1287 01:03:30,898 --> 01:03:31,940 - [Samantha] Cal. 1288 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:34,150 - Yeah, hey. 1289 01:03:34,150 --> 01:03:35,790 - We better move. 1290 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:37,940 Nobody's found us yet, doesn't mean they won't. 1291 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:40,050 Maybe we can stop at a creek and refill our- 1292 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:45,050 - I didn't use your credit card for the trip. 1293 01:03:45,370 --> 01:03:46,620 I lied when I said I did. 1294 01:03:50,470 --> 01:03:51,303 - Why? 1295 01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:56,590 - I didn't think you'd come with me. 1296 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,283 I didn't think I could make it without you. 1297 01:04:11,266 --> 01:04:14,599 (gentle brooding music) 1298 01:04:18,477 --> 01:04:19,310 Sam. 1299 01:04:20,213 --> 01:04:22,370 (Cal coughing) 1300 01:04:22,370 --> 01:04:23,660 Sam, wait. 1301 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:26,610 - Whatever, forget it, let's just get there. 1302 01:04:26,610 --> 01:04:27,443 - Okay. 1303 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,390 Are we close? 1304 01:04:30,390 --> 01:04:31,230 Are we going the right way? 1305 01:04:31,230 --> 01:04:32,826 - I don't know. 1306 01:04:32,826 --> 01:04:34,440 - Well, where does it say we are on the? 1307 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,930 - It's not a GPS, it's a map! 1308 01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:38,293 We're in the middle of the goddamn woods is where we are! 1309 01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:41,160 If we started where I think we started 1310 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,910 this should be the right direction. 1311 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,213 - Sam, I'm- - Don't. 1312 01:04:51,900 --> 01:04:53,900 - I'm gonna climb the tree. 1313 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,200 - What are you doing? 1314 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,520 - I told you, I'm climbing the tree. 1315 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:57,353 - Why? 1316 01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:58,577 - Vantage point, gonna see what I can see. 1317 01:04:58,577 --> 01:05:00,353 Maybe see if anything fits the map. 1318 01:05:13,575 --> 01:05:15,880 - Do you see anything? 1319 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:16,943 - Lots of trees. 1320 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,123 - Do you see a campground? 1321 01:05:24,650 --> 01:05:29,170 - No, maybe, I see a lot of orange, 1322 01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:32,593 so it could be like a tent, is that good? 1323 01:05:35,210 --> 01:05:36,043 - Oh, Cal. 1324 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,050 - Yeah, that's definitely a tent. 1325 01:05:42,950 --> 01:05:44,783 Why do they have a better tent than me? 1326 01:05:48,714 --> 01:05:49,980 (brooding music) 1327 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,687 - Yeah, I see 'em. 1328 01:05:53,956 --> 01:05:54,883 - Sam. 1329 01:05:54,883 --> 01:05:55,986 - What is it, what do you see? 1330 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:56,836 - Sam, Sam. 1331 01:05:56,836 --> 01:05:59,015 - What, what, what? 1332 01:05:59,015 --> 01:06:00,340 - We've, okay, Sam, okay, we've. 1333 01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:01,173 - Christ, Cal, are you okay? 1334 01:06:01,173 --> 01:06:02,006 - We've gotta go. 1335 01:06:02,006 --> 01:06:02,839 - What? 1336 01:06:02,839 --> 01:06:03,870 - The ranger, he saw me. 1337 01:06:03,870 --> 01:06:04,947 - How close? - I don't know. 1338 01:06:04,947 --> 01:06:05,970 - Was he alone? 1339 01:06:05,970 --> 01:06:06,803 - I don't know, I don't know, we need to get to Ape Canyon. 1340 01:06:06,803 --> 01:06:08,401 - Well, I- - Which way is it? 1341 01:06:08,401 --> 01:06:09,234 - I don't know! 1342 01:06:09,234 --> 01:06:10,260 - Okay, well, if the campground was here 1343 01:06:10,260 --> 01:06:11,510 from where I was looking. 1344 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,160 - Maybe. 1345 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,060 Hey, slow down. 1346 01:06:15,060 --> 01:06:16,610 - We need to get to Ape Canyon. 1347 01:06:19,870 --> 01:06:21,080 - I'm not sure this is right. 1348 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,033 - You said this was the way. 1349 01:06:22,033 --> 01:06:23,170 - I said I didn't know. 1350 01:06:23,170 --> 01:06:24,733 - They're looking for us. - I know. 1351 01:06:24,733 --> 01:06:25,954 - We just need to get there. - I know. 1352 01:06:25,954 --> 01:06:27,074 - We're almost there. - I know! 1353 01:06:27,074 --> 01:06:29,333 (radio hissing) 1354 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:30,220 - No. 1355 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:32,240 - Calvin and Samantha Piker, 1356 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,450 I'm gonna need you to come with me. 1357 01:06:33,450 --> 01:06:35,310 - We're almost there, we're almost there. 1358 01:06:35,310 --> 01:06:36,197 - Sir- - Look. 1359 01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:37,030 - Can we just- - Look, we just need 1360 01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,180 to make it to Ape Canyon, okay? 1361 01:06:38,180 --> 01:06:40,376 - Sir. - Look, look, 1362 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:41,870 we just need to make it to Ape Canyon, okay. 1363 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,010 Just a little bit further, 1364 01:06:43,010 --> 01:06:44,550 and then we'll go with you, I swear. 1365 01:06:44,550 --> 01:06:45,820 - I can't let you do that. 1366 01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:47,340 - Please. 1367 01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:48,960 - I found 'em, two clicks. 1368 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,170 Hey! 1369 01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:51,270 - Don't, don't, don't. 1370 01:06:53,900 --> 01:06:55,670 - No, no, no, no. 1371 01:06:55,670 --> 01:06:57,170 - Cal. - I'm almost there. 1372 01:06:57,170 --> 01:06:58,003 - Cal. - We're almost there, 1373 01:06:58,003 --> 01:06:58,836 we're almost there. 1374 01:06:58,836 --> 01:07:00,780 - We are there, look, we made it. 1375 01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:01,640 - That's bullshit! 1376 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:02,640 We have to get to Ape Canyon. 1377 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,526 - Cal. 1378 01:07:03,526 --> 01:07:04,359 - We have to get to Ape Canyon. 1379 01:07:04,359 --> 01:07:05,192 - We don't have to get- 1380 01:07:05,192 --> 01:07:06,555 - It's where they are! 1381 01:07:06,555 --> 01:07:08,420 It's where I need to be. 1382 01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:09,404 - Cal. 1383 01:07:09,404 --> 01:07:12,404 (suspenseful music) 1384 01:07:24,244 --> 01:07:25,223 - Let me go, let me go! 1385 01:07:25,223 --> 01:07:27,133 - No! - Let me go! 1386 01:07:32,073 --> 01:07:34,360 - They're not here, they're not here. 1387 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,827 It won't bring them back. 1388 01:07:39,528 --> 01:07:42,415 (gentle dramatic music) 1389 01:07:42,415 --> 01:07:44,498 - We made it, we made it. 1390 01:07:46,743 --> 01:07:49,910 (gentle serene music) 1391 01:08:56,685 --> 01:08:58,754 - We'll hold them until tomorrow. 1392 01:08:58,754 --> 01:08:59,587 They'll probably be transferred 1393 01:08:59,587 --> 01:09:00,710 to a larger facility at least- 1394 01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:01,543 - It was me. 1395 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,330 I stole the car, I broke out of the cell. 1396 01:09:08,330 --> 01:09:09,737 - Well, like I said charges gonna be filed- 1397 01:09:09,737 --> 01:09:10,570 - No, no. 1398 01:09:12,530 --> 01:09:14,003 She was just protecting me. 1399 01:09:15,630 --> 01:09:17,230 She was just looking out for me. 1400 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:21,333 She's my sister. 1401 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,579 (birds chirping) 1402 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,533 - He said they're probably gonna send me home. 1403 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,780 You don't have to do this, the breakout, the van. 1404 01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:55,713 - It was me, I did it. 1405 01:09:56,990 --> 01:09:58,490 You had nothing to do with it. 1406 01:10:00,581 --> 01:10:01,793 It was all me, okay. 1407 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:23,469 - Ally and Nina. 1408 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:28,469 - I know. 1409 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:30,593 I know. 1410 01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:42,752 (animal howling) 1411 01:10:45,858 --> 01:10:48,608 (animal howling) 1412 01:10:52,898 --> 01:10:55,648 (animal howling) 1413 01:11:01,749 --> 01:11:04,499 (animal howling) 1414 01:11:10,229 --> 01:11:12,979 (animal howling) 1415 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:26,583 (upbeat county music) 1416 01:11:29,048 --> 01:11:32,067 ♪ Get off your catwalk, I want you to talk ♪ 1417 01:11:32,067 --> 01:11:35,154 ♪ To be the seer instead of the seen ♪ 1418 01:11:35,154 --> 01:11:38,165 ♪ There is a flower, a leaning tower ♪ 1419 01:11:38,165 --> 01:11:41,325 ♪ And all of the wonders standing between ♪ 1420 01:11:41,325 --> 01:11:46,325 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery, oh no ♪ 1421 01:11:47,467 --> 01:11:52,467 ♪ I don't want to see who's looking at me, oh no ♪ 1422 01:11:53,536 --> 01:11:58,536 ♪ I wanna be the one to feel the sun, oh, oh ♪ 1423 01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:04,715 ♪ So if you want to see the world with me, let's go ♪ 1424 01:12:12,216 --> 01:12:15,145 ♪ The alligator, the god that made her ♪ 1425 01:12:15,145 --> 01:12:18,195 ♪ And all the creatures that got left behind ♪ 1426 01:12:18,195 --> 01:12:21,235 ♪ In Mycenae, Ave Maria ♪ 1427 01:12:21,235 --> 01:12:24,374 ♪ And everything you gotta dig harder to find ♪ 1428 01:12:24,374 --> 01:12:27,795 ♪ I don't want to be a vapor of heavenly light ♪ 1429 01:12:27,795 --> 01:12:30,544 ♪ Everybody guess if I'm an angel or sprite ♪ 1430 01:12:30,544 --> 01:12:35,544 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery, oh no ♪ 1431 01:12:36,664 --> 01:12:41,664 ♪ I don't want to see who's looking at me, oh no ♪ 1432 01:12:42,804 --> 01:12:47,804 ♪ I wanna be the one to feel the sun, oh, oh ♪ 1433 01:12:48,904 --> 01:12:53,904 ♪ So if you want to see the world with me, let's go ♪ 1434 01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:04,354 ♪ You could pursue it, hell, I could do it ♪ 1435 01:13:04,354 --> 01:13:07,452 ♪ I'll just be quiet when I get angry and hurt ♪ 1436 01:13:07,452 --> 01:13:10,583 ♪ I'm stopping traffic, cinemagraphic ♪ 1437 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:13,572 ♪ With my long black coat hanging down in the dirt ♪ 1438 01:13:13,572 --> 01:13:16,644 ♪ And my hair clinging to my face in the rain ♪ 1439 01:13:16,644 --> 01:13:19,804 ♪ Like a goddess from the cult of beautiful pain ♪ 1440 01:13:19,804 --> 01:13:24,804 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery ♪ 1441 01:13:25,863 --> 01:13:30,863 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery ♪ 1442 01:13:32,084 --> 01:13:35,524 ♪ I could cut you off with a shoulder of stone ♪ 1443 01:13:35,524 --> 01:13:38,554 ♪ Smoke all night and leave the party alone ♪ 1444 01:13:38,554 --> 01:13:41,313 ♪ Screw myself with an inscrutable pout ♪ 1445 01:13:41,313 --> 01:13:44,354 ♪ But I just want you to come figure me out ♪ 1446 01:13:44,354 --> 01:13:49,354 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery, oh no ♪ 1447 01:13:50,484 --> 01:13:55,484 ♪ I don't want to see who's looking at me, oh no ♪ 1448 01:13:56,683 --> 01:14:01,683 ♪ I wanna be the one to feel the sun, oh, oh ♪ 1449 01:14:02,764 --> 01:14:07,764 ♪ So if you want to see the world with me, let's go ♪ 1450 01:14:08,996 --> 01:14:13,413 ♪ I don't want to be another mystery ♪ 92442