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A very long time ago,
when I was 20,
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I was working for a large
company out in East Africa,
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in Dar Es Salaam,
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and one morning,
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while I was shaving
in the bathroom,
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I happened to glance out
of the window at the gardener,
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who was raking the gravel
on the driveway down below.
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Behind him,
right at that moment,
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I saw a black mamba,
6 feet long,
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moving over the gravel
toward him.
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"Look out, Indishu,"
I yelled.
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"Behind you, a snake!"
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He swung around.
Too late.
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The mamba bit him
on the ankle.
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I got him to the hospital
in 10 minutes,
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but he died that day.
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The krait, k-r-a-i-t, is another
of the killer snakes,
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and this one is almost more
frightening than the mamba.
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Because he is so tiny,
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he looks like a twig
on the ground.
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This story is about a krait.
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[Speaking foreign language]
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Better than the whole world
is our India.
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ROALD DAHL:
Harry Pope was on the wagon...
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and doing very well.
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He hadn't touched a drop
for 3 weeks.
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He'd just been asked by cable
from his boss in London
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a very serious question.
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In accordance
with a revised policy,
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which jobs in his
English teaching department
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could now be Indianized?
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That is, handed over
to trained Bengali teachers.
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Harry had cabled back
immediately
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with just one word:
"mine."
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He hated India.
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Cutting out the drink
was all part of the plan
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for a new, rejuvenated
Harry Pope--
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vital, dynamic,
and posted home at last.
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[Speaking foreign language]
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"We are its nightingales,
and our garden is India."
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Out of the way!
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[All cheering]
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H-hey!
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All right,
Sandra!
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Why not?
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Tell Bobby Timber Woods
is taking me home.
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SANDRA: Tell me,
why do they call you Timber?
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'Cause my name
is Woods!
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Ha ha!
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I'm so glad you won.
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How's Harry?
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Don't worry.
He'll be fast asleep.
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Ha ha! I thought you
were taking me home,
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darling.
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I am, by way
of the bungalow, darling.
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Ha ha!
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You bachelor!
So wild!
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Not a care
in the world.
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[Whispering]
Oh, no.
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[Whispering]
God...
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So, Harry's going home
to England, then?
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Mm-hmm.
Changed man.
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Hasn't touched
a drink for 3 weeks.
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Resisting temptation.
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Hmm.
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Unlike some,
I'm glad to say.
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Oh, he's still up!
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You said
he'd be asleep!
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Shh! He reads
at all hours.
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He's a bookworm.
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Don't worry.
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[Door rattles]
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Timber!
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What about
a nice drink?
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Lovely.
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Good.
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Timber!
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HARRY: Timber!
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Shh!
Did you hear something?
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No, darling, no.
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Listen!
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HARRY: Timber!
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Sounds ill.
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I'd say he's gone
back to the bottle.
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Oh, darling,
take no notice.
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Wait a minute!
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Oh!
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Timber,
come here!
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Quiet!
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Timber,
for God's sake!
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Sounds bad.
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[Door opens]
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Shh!
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You haven't been drinking,
have you?
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Sss!
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What's up?
You look terrible.
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Don't move!
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Take
your shoes off.
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Oh, I get it.
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Take your shoes
off!
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If you
must move...
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SANDRA: Timber?
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...move slowly.
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How long are
you gonna be?
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Who's that?
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Sandra.
Oh, great.
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Tell him
who I am.
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Please.
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I suppose
he's drunk again.
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Not so loud.
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Just look at him.
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I am.
Awful.
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Like Bobby
after squash.
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TIMBER: Right, eh.
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Now, what is the problem?
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It's a krait!
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A krait?
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A what?
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A krait.
A snake.
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I know that.
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Where, Harry?
Where did it bite you?
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How long ago?
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Come on, Harry.
We've got to be quick!
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D-don't move!
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It's on my stomach.
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Haven't been bitten.
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Not yet.
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It's on
your stomach?
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Taking the warmth.
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I've been waiting
for you.
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How long?
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Hours.
Bloody hours.
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I can't keep still
much longer.
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I want it took off!
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TIMBER:
All right, Harry.
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Just hold on.
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We'll cope.
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Take your shoes off!
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Get some ice
out of there.
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A real
boy scout.
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What is
the matter with you?
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Can't you guess?
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For heaven's sake!
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Hmm, you're stupid thinking
you can do something
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for a krait bite.
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Make a little cut,
suck out the poison.
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It's make-believe.
They're fatal.
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Well, what do
you suggest?
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You need a doctor,
of course.
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Sandra,
you're brilliant.
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I'll ring
Dr. Kunzru.
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No!
Why not?
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Because he knows me.
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He'll see me,
and he'll tell my husband.
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Well, you'd better go,
then, hadn't you,
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before he comes?
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How?
I can't walk.
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Oh, hell.
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Take that through
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and put it
on his forehead.
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Got the doctor coming,
Harry.
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Dr. Kunzru.
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Ooh!
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Lord!
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For God's sake,
can't you even--
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I'm doing
my best!
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Bloody stinks.
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Dr. Kunzru?
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Timber Woods.
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It's an emergency.
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Yes, Harry.
Harry Pope.
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A krait.
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No, he hasn't
been bitten yet.
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Timber says I'm to put this
on your forehead.
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No!
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Nothing!
Please.
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TIMBER: Yes, yes.
It's on his stomach.
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Yes, good.
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Fine. Right.
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[Telephone hangs up]
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He's on his way.
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He says he doesn't
want the ice.
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Come on, Harry.
It'll do you good.
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No!
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It'll cool you down.
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It might move!
Don't!
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I need a drink.
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I'm not
a bloody night nurse.
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Never was
and never will be.
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Sorry about that.
She's not much help.
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I could carefully
lift the net,
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pull back the sheet
and--
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No!
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I wouldn't disturb it.
I promise you.
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Don't be a damned fool.
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The light
would frighten it.
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It's dark
under there now.
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SANDRA: Timber!
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I'll get rid of her.
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Just hold on.
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Doctor's coming
soon.
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Darling,
you need a drink.
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I don't...
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...and nor do you.
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That's what you think.
I need something.
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And I.
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Oh! Oh,
look what I've done!
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Oh, God,
I'm such a mess!
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TIMBER: Thank God,
the doctor's here.
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No! Don't forget!
He mustn't see me!
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For God's sake,
Sandra!
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I am not here!
Drive me home!
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Bloody well
stay here!
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[Footsteps]
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Doctor.
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Has he been bitten yet?
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No.
Good.
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Then there's hope!
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Don't worry, Mr. Pope.
There's plenty that can be done.
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It is quite a simple matter,
but don't reply to me.
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Or look at me.
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With patience
we win, yes?
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We must!
Fate, hmm?
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KUNZRU:
Good. Very good.
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You're an
excellent, fellow.
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Now, with the serum,
Mr. Pope,
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you're all right,
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even if
you are bitten.
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But don't move.
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Give it time to work.
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No movement yet.
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I'll be back...
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in just two ticks.
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We talk here, yes?
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No, no.
The kitchen.
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[Footsteps]
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But the serum must give
some protection, surely.
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Shh! Yes, it might.
It might not.
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You mean your serum's
no bloody good?
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Mr. Woods!
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The krait is possibly
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the most poisonous snake
in the world.
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And there it lies
on his stomach.
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If it bites him there,
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it goes straight
to his bloodstream.
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We must try and think
of something else.
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Well, we pull the sheet
back fast, and--
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No, no, no, no!
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It is not a matter
to be gone into bold-headed.
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Well, we must do
something.
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I mean, he's been
lying there for hours.
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Paper.
A piece of paper.
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Hmm?
Yes.
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To make a funnel,
you know?
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Fine.
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We introduce
an anesthetic
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to the creature
where it lies.
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Splendid!
An excellent idea.
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Oh, no, but not
such a splendid idea,
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because as you know,
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a snake is
a cold-blooded animal,
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and it won't work
quickly enough.
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Chloroform will.
Chloroform.
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And you have
chloroform?
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Yes, in my bag.
So, you get the paper, ok?
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And the paper clips.
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Good, fine.
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00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,510
Paper,
paper...
271
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,779
Oh, look,
Bobby will be going crazy.
272
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,414
Soon, soon!
273
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,516
Please bring
me home!
274
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,817
Don't you
give a damn?
275
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,818
Of course I do.
276
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,286
Oh, please,
Timber, please!
277
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,221
Later, for God's sake!
278
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,399
KUNZRU: Mr. Woods
is making a funnel,
279
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,436
and then,
very carefully,
280
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,039
we will pour chloroform.
281
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,974
Blast.
282
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,913
Now, you're going to feel
very cold, of course, at first,
283
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,282
because I'm intending
to soak the sheet.
284
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,616
Keep it quick!
285
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,886
More speed,
less haste, Mr. Pope.
286
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,788
All right.
287
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,191
Mr. Woods,
you will have to pour,
288
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,159
because I need both hands.
289
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,129
And the bag,
the bottle with the red label.
290
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:21,333
Here,
pour slowly at first.
291
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,642
Now, breathe very lightly,
Mr. Pope.
292
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,244
We wish to asphyxiate
the snake,
293
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,245
but not yourself.
294
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,981
More.
295
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,150
Feels very cold,
yes?
296
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,351
Good.
297
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,553
Good. Soon.
298
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,456
We set this creature
absolutely to sleep.
299
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,991
That's it?
300
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,160
Well done.
Well done.
301
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:52,531
Now, we just...
302
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,466
wait.
303
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,062
3 minutes so far.
304
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,698
Ok.
305
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,735
Don't move,
Mr. Pope.
306
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,544
Huh?
Where?
307
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,046
All right,
we must be careful,
308
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,247
it could be
anywhere!
309
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,182
It could have gone
inside his pajamas!
310
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,252
Stay still!
311
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,357
It's not there!
312
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,496
Blast!
313
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:32,998
[Engine sputters]
314
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,135
It's gone!
It's bloody gone!
315
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,604
Are you certain
you saw it, Mr. Pope?
316
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,407
Yes, under the sheet!
I felt it!
317
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,176
It's gone!
318
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,978
It's a miracle!
319
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,714
You didn't dream it,
Mr. Pope?
320
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,551
You calling me a liar?
321
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,454
Harry, for God's sake.
322
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,190
You dirty little
sewer cabager.
323
00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,258
TIMBER:
Take it easy, Harry.
324
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,261
You bloody failed
M.D. Calcutta!
325
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,830
That's quite enough!
326
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,199
[Car starts]
327
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,134
You're telling me
in your native bloody wisdom
328
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,803
that I imagined it?
329
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,938
Or dreamt it?
330
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,640
Or drank too much?
331
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,575
Ah!
332
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,617
[Kunzru speaking indistinctly]
333
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,161
I'm afraid there's
been a bit of a mix-up.
334
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,163
Well, good night
to you both.
335
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,366
Excuse me.
336
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,201
Doctor, there's something
I must explain.
337
00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,402
KUNZRU:
Please don't!
338
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,337
Mr. Pope has made
himself quite clear.
339
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,541
I thought I left
my keys here.
340
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,746
Well,
perhaps in the car.
341
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,881
Yes, I came so quickly.
342
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,753
I--I--my car!
It's gone!
343
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:01,887
Exactly, that's what
I was going to--
344
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,555
I can't practice
without my car!
345
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,691
I need it,
it's my life's blood!
346
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,760
You know cars are dearer
than gold here!
347
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,661
Don't worry!
Don't worry.
348
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,662
I know where it is.
349
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,663
But, Mr. Woods--
350
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,598
I'll drive you.
351
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,504
[Car starts]
352
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,220
Doctor...
353
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,156
I must apologize
for Harry.
354
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,193
You did
an excellent job.
355
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,895
Thank you.
356
00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:45,397
Thank you.
357
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,333
And I'm not
a failed M.D.
358
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,203
Ha ha.
359
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,211
[Pope, thinking]
Just one.
360
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,580
You deserve it.
361
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,685
Just the one.
362
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,620
For the shock.
363
00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:12,858
Just one.
364
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,929
Aah!
365
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:43,022
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366
00:23:43,023 --> 00:23:45,024
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00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,026
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