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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Checkmate. You lose.
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5,730-year half-life
of carbon-14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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I read this magazine.
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Why won't you compete with me?
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Because it's fun
watching you get upset.
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What's fun about it?
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Everything.
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ADULT SHELDON:I've never been good at sharing.
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I had to share a womb...
MISSY: Ow.
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SHELDON:
Ow.
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("Rico Suave" by Gerardo
playing over headphones)
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...a bedroom...
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♪ Rico... ♪
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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON:Even my train room had Georgie's
sweaty weight bench in it.
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Come on, George. One more.
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Feel the burn, big boy.
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Feel the burn.
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But when it came to academics,
the spotlight was all mine.
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Sheldon, having you here
has been a real boon
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to this university.
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ADULT SHELDON:I did love basking in its glow.
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So we could
really use your help
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in raising the school's
profile even higher.
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Of course.
My intellect is at your service.
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Excellent.
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There is another
young physics prodigy
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we want you to help us recruit.
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Her name is Paige Swanson.
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(electricity crackles)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Why would you want
Paige to come here?
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You know her?
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Oh, I know her.
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Ah. Wonderful.
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Just tell her how much
you love the school
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and convince her to enroll.
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But you don't need
another child prodigy.
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You've already got me.
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And you have been... (scoffs)
so great.
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Just imagine what it'd be like
having two of you.
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Well, why would you want
two of me?
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I mean, I've heard even
one of me is a lot to handle.
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Well, you're not afraid of
a little competition, are you?
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From Paige? Hardly.
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But I should warn you,
she can be very difficult.
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Well, luckily I've had some
practice with that lately.
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And how do you handle it?
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Usually I, uh,
play to their egos.
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You know, make them feel like
the smartest person in the room.
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And they fall for that?
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Well... (chuckles)
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not everyone's as smart as you,
Sheldon.
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Okay, have a great day.
Love you.
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Love you, too.
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What are you doing?
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I learned it in baseball.
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When you don't want the other
team to see what you're saying.
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It's okay to love your mom.
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At home. Here, you get the hand.
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BRENDA:
Hey, Mary.
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Oh, Brenda.
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Love the haircut.
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Thank you.
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I was always afraid to go short,
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but I figured I already lost
a husband.
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What's a few inches off the top?
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Well, you look like
a new person.
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I feel like a new person.
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I just needed to do
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something for me.
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It was either this
or get a tattoo on my thigh.
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I think you made
the right choice.
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Well, I guess.
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I mean, who's seeing me naked
these days?
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Well, I wouldn't know.
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(dryer whirring)
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(door bells jingle)
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Hey, Mary.
What are you doing here?
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I don't know.
I was just out running errands
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and thought maybe
I'd make an appointment.
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Well, chair's free now.
Come on, have a seat.
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Oh, um, o-okay.
(chuckles)
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Okay. What can I do for you?
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Well, I guess I'm just
looking for a change.
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Uh-oh.
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What's "uh-oh"?
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Well, nothing, it's just,
when the women come in
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looking for a change, it's
usually relationship trouble.
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(laughs softly):
Oh...
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Well, not me. I'm fine.
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Okay, but I got a perm
and a divorce in the same week
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and I only regret one of them.
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(laughs)
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Maybe this is a bad idea.
I should come back.
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No, no, no, no.
Come on, you're already here.
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Either way,
there's nothing wrong
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in a little change.
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Okay. Uh...
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What do you think I should do?
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Well, when you look
at yourself in the mirror,
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who do you see?
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I see a mom and... a wife.
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Okay, that's the hair
you already got.
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Who do you want to see?
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Oh, um...
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Maybe we start with the nails.
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That's a great idea.
Yeah.
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So now I'm supposed to talk
Paige into coming to my school.
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Maybe it'll be nice
to have somebody
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your own age to hang out with.
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Sure, so the next time
someone says,
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"Hey, look what the kid
genius did," people will say,
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"Which one? There's so many."
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I thought you and that
little girl were friends.
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Missy's her friend.
I'm her rival.
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Well, I think you're getting
worked up about nothing.
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Maybe she won't even decide
to come to this school.
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Oh, I see where you're going.
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I should convince her
it's a terrible school.
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That's brilliant.
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That's not where I was going.
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Too late, I'm already there.
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What are you doing?
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Look at me
and tell me what you see.
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What?
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Did you get a haircut?
Looks great.
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No, I didn't get a haircut.
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'Cause you don't need one.
Looking good, babe.
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Lord.
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Just tell me what you see
when you look at me.
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(sighs, mutters)
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I don't know what's going on,
but this feels like a trap.
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I went to the salon
to get a haircut.
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Knew it, looking foxy.
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But I didn't get one because
I don't know what I want.
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(quietly):
Oh.
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You know who's got good hair?
Charlene Tilton.
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Who?
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That little blonde one
on Dallas.
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People make a fuss
over Victoria Principal,
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but Charlene Tilton...
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You're not helping me, George.
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I knew this was a trap.
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I must tell you
that Sheldon was very excited
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to hear that you might
be joining us.
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Well, isn't he sweet?
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He's a peach.
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All right, I'm here.
Hello, hello.
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Hello.
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Hi, Sheldon.
I'm so excited for you
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to show me around campus today.
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The only reason
I'm doing it is because...
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He's excited to do it,
I'm excited he's doing it.
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Are you excited?
Sure.
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Everyone's excited. Yay.
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(sighs)
Come on, let's go.
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You and me, together again.
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It just feels right, doesn't it?
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(grumbles)
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There's the cafeteria.
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If you like tuna salad
with hair in it.
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Over there is the quad.
It's a nice place to relax,
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if you like getting hit in
the head with Frisbees.
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I know what you're doing.
No, you don't.
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You have nothing
to worry about.
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I don't want to come
to this school.
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I'm just looking at it
to make my mom happy
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since it's close to home.
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Well, that's wonderful news.
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Besides, I've got offers
from way better universities.
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What do you mean?
What's wrong with this school?
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It's fine.
It's just nowhere near as good
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as Harvard or Columbia.
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It is too.
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If you like a substandard
science department
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and hair in your tuna.
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("Sad Eyes" by Robert John
playing)
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ADULT SHELDON:Paige had made me look
at East Texas Tech
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in a whole new light.
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♪ Looks like it's over ♪
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♪ You knew I couldn't stay ♪
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(seat creaking)
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♪ Why must you look at me
that way? ♪
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♪ It's over ♪
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♪ Sad eyes ♪
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Of course.
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♪ You knew there'd come a day ♪
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♪ When we would have
to say goodbye. ♪
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She said she doesn't even want
to come to this university.
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Well, I hope you
convinced her otherwise.
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She said she'd rather go
to Harvard or Columbia.
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(scoffs) T-Those are all
perfectly fine schools,
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but we have a lot
to offer here, too.
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I told her that, but she said
I was settling
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because I want to live
close to my mommy.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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That's why I came here
to tell on her.
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Well, the important thing
is you're here and you're happy.
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I thought I was,
but why does Paige
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get to go to a better school
than me?
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Hey, I know
what'll solve your problem.
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Convince Paige to come here.
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Yeah. Wait.
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Sometimes I think George
doesn't even see me.
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And it's not just him.
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My daughter's embarrassed of me,
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my boys think all I'm good for
is food and clean clothes.
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You start feeling
like a ghost, right?
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Yes.
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I get it, I'm a mom.
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(sighs) So did that feeling
ever go away?
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Yeah.
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I realized I was doing
everything for everyone else,
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and I didn't have
anything left for me.
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So, here we are.
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When I was younger, I used
to love making my own clothes.
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Mm-hmm.
I always
thought I'd do
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something with that.
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Maybe I should get back to it.
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You definitely should.
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Okay.
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Okay. So, what are we thinking?
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Actually, I don't think
I need a haircut anymore.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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(chuckles)
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I got to start
charging by the hour.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sewing.
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Why?
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Because it's a thing
I like to do.
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I ain't never seen you sew.
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Well, you're seeing it now.
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What you making?
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A dress for Missy.
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Did you lose your job?
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No.
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Did Dad lose his job?
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It's about me doing
something for myself.
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All right, don't get sassy.
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GEORGE SR.:
Hey.
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What's going on in here?
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She's making clothes
for Missy.
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Uh-oh. Did you lose your job?
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No.
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She's doing something for her.
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(whispers):
I don't get it, either.
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SHELDON:Ooh, maybe I'll transfer
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to the University of Zurich.
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00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,143
I thought you liked your school.
259
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,604
I did, until Paige ruined it.
260
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,063
Why do you care what she thinks?
261
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:05,856
I don't.
262
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,774
Sure sounds like you do.
263
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,861
I can't help it.
She makes me crazy.
264
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,362
Then stop thinking about her.
265
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,572
I wish I could.
266
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,991
Ooh, maybe you have
a crush on her.
267
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:17,951
That's ridiculous.
268
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,870
I don't know.
269
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,913
I don't.
270
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:24,124
You care what she thinks, you
can't stop talking about her.
271
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,584
I don't have a crush on her!
272
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,710
Are you sure?
273
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,378
I don't know!
274
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,595
Okay, here we go.
275
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:40,098
"Is it a crush? Take this
juicy quiz and find out.
276
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,643
Do you think about them
when they're not around?"
277
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,019
Lately, yes.
278
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,605
"Are you jealous when other
people give them attention?"
279
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,232
I suppose I am.
280
00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:50,067
"Do you get nervous
when you're around them?"
281
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,487
How could I not? Last time
she punched me, in the face.
282
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,863
That was so great.
283
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,657
"Do you talk about them
all the time?"
284
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,617
That's a big fat yes.
285
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,619
"Do you dream about them?"
286
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,287
Oh, dear.
287
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,081
Just last night I had
a nightmare that she solved
288
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,500
the Einstein field equations
ahead of me.
289
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,210
That's five out of five.
290
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,754
"You're crushing harder
than Zack on Kelly Kapowski."
291
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,465
Uh, what does that mean?
292
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,676
Trust me, that's a big deal.
293
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,554
ADULT SHELDON:My sister had gotten
into my head, but I needed
294
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:21,682
a more reliable opinion
than a magazine that included
295
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,351
the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips.
296
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,352
Georgie?
297
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,812
What?
298
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,106
Can I ask you a question
about girls?
299
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,900
Go ahead, but I find them
very confusing.
300
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,528
Missy thinks I have
a crush on Paige.
301
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,863
Do you?
302
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,907
I don't know,
but I know that I don't want to.
303
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,702
Well, you don't get to choose.
304
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,078
It's just something you feel.
305
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,581
Did you have a crush
on your girlfriend?
306
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,915
Yeah, I guess.
307
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,709
How did you know when you did?
308
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,628
Well, one day she came to school
in these soccer shorts,
309
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,005
and that was it.
310
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,382
What happened,
you played soccer with her?
311
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,508
No, dummy.
312
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,677
Then what was the
significance of the shorts?
313
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,346
I don't think I can help you.
314
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,598
Fine, I'll ask Dad.
315
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:03,599
Good luck. The only thing
316
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,309
he has a crush on is beer.
317
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,186
ADULT SHELDON:I wasn't getting
the help I needed,
318
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:10,689
so I turned
to the smartest resource I knew.
319
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,108
Love is a funny thing.
320
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,694
They say, "The heart wants
what the heart wants,"
321
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,613
but I think it should be,
322
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:21,700
"The limbic system wants
what the limbic system wants."
323
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,494
Finally, someone's making sense.
324
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,956
Well, not to brag, but when
it comes to unrequited love,
325
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,125
I'm kind of an expert.
326
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,003
Well, when I talk to Paige,
all she does is drive me crazy.
327
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:37,132
There's a thin line between
affection and aggravation.
328
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,593
The Roman poet Catullus said,
329
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:44,223
"I hate and I love
and I know not why."
330
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,308
I'm not sure
what to make of that.
331
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,602
Perhaps it'd be
more useful in Latin.
332
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,062
"Odi et amo..."
333
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,564
I just want to know
if I have a crush.
334
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,899
Well, does your
heart rate elevate
335
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,567
when you're in her presence?
336
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,694
I suppose.
337
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,655
Does your stomach flutter?
338
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,240
Yes.
339
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,410
Sounds like your limbic system
might be doing its thing.
340
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,412
Oh, dear.
341
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,000
Hey.
Hey.
342
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,836
That's a lot of fabric.
343
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,462
Oh, it's not just fabric.
344
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,965
I also got pattern books
and an accessory kit.
345
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,927
Can I ask how much
that all cost?
346
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,012
Well, it's hard to say,
because in the long run
347
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,931
I'm gonna save us money.
348
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,851
Well, what did it cost
in the short run?
349
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,602
I don't know, a hundred dollars?
350
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:34,690
A hundred dollars?
What is wrong with you?
351
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,441
Why would you say that?
352
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,860
That is a good question.
353
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,736
I mean, what is wrong with you?
354
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,738
Why is it okay when you say it?
355
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,740
'Cause clearly there's
something wrong with you.
356
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,951
So you think it's fine
that she spent
357
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,245
a hundred dollars on thread?
358
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,081
I think it's fine that she has
something that makes her happy.
359
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,334
What are you looking for?
360
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,586
Anybody but you.
361
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,172
Look, I get it.
362
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:01,383
One time, Darlene got all
into scrapbooking.
363
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,469
Overnight, our den became
her scrapbooking room.
364
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,054
What did you do?
365
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,681
I said, "Whatever makes
you happy, dear,"
366
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,850
and made love to her
in the scrapbooking room.
367
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,018
Ha.
368
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,979
(exhales)
369
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,440
Maybe if you had three kids,
you'd worry more about money.
370
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,734
Oh, we can't wait
to have babies.
371
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,653
I just love the way
their little heads smell.
372
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,157
Does anybody in here
want to be my friend?
373
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,825
Anybody?
374
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:30,662
Look, Sheldon, you're not gonna
convince me to come here.
375
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,997
You're wasting your time.
376
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,207
(sighs)
377
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,792
I'm afraid we have
a bigger problem.
378
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,836
What are you talking about?
379
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,213
(sighs)
380
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,798
I'm a scientist,
and I have to follow the data
381
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,760
wherever it leads,
whether I like it or not.
382
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,637
Get to the point.
383
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,516
It seems I have a crush on you.
384
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:51,892
What?
385
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,560
I'm as surprised as you are.
386
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,854
But I have all the symptoms
according to both Dr. Sturgis
387
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,357
and the editors
of Sassy magazine.
388
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,864
Uh, Sheldon,
389
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,325
I'm really glad
that you told me this,
390
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:13,705
'cause... the truth is,
I feel the same way about you.
391
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,915
You do?
392
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,875
I mean, I've been
trying to hide it,
393
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,545
but now I don't have to anymore.
394
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,004
This is such a relief.
395
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,882
Oh, dear. This is
new information.
396
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,342
I had been operating
under the assumption
397
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,219
that my crush was unrequited.
398
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:31,390
Oh, it's requited, Sheldon.
It's very requited.
399
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,808
Hmm.
400
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:37,980
What are you doing?
401
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,898
We have a crush
on each other.
402
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,066
So?
403
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,318
Well, now we have to kiss.
404
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,570
We do?
405
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,865
I mean, it's where
the data has led us.
406
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,077
I suppose.
407
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,662
Okay.
408
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,081
Now close your eyes
and pucker up.
409
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,089
This might tickle.
410
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,927
What's happening?
Are we kissing?
411
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,387
You bet.
412
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,766
How was that?
413
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,019
I didn't feel anything romantic.
414
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,605
Hmm. Me, either.
415
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,025
I guess it wasn't
a crush after all.
416
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,193
I guess not.
417
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:27,029
Hmm. That's a relief.
418
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,947
It is.
419
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,075
ADULT SHELDON:I went to three classes
before I figured it out.
420
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,745
Good thing I look spiffy
in a mustache.
421
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,251
(door bells jingle)
Hi.
422
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,545
Oh. Three days in a row.
423
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,339
If you were a man, I'd think
you was in love with me.
424
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:49,051
Well, this time I'm actually
gonna get a haircut.
425
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,303
I had a little accident.
426
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,222
Uh-oh, what happened?
427
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:56,850
Well, I was sewing
and got to daydreaming...
428
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,230
♪ ♪
429
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,316
MISSY:
I love it.
430
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,568
You can make all my
clothes from now on.
431
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,070
♪ ♪
432
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,365
I'm-a wear this to the prom.
433
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,284
I was wrong, honey,
you really are good at this.
434
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,453
Boy, am I dumb.
435
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,121
(sewing machine clacking)
436
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,290
MARY:George!
437
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,292
George! Help!
438
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,252
GEORGE SR.:
What?
439
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,547
What's the matter?
My hair got tangled
in the machine.
440
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,965
So pull it out.
441
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,842
Don't you think
I thought of that?!
442
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,802
Well, what do you want me to do?
443
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,595
All right, don't move.
444
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,056
And here we are.
445
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,935
Okay. Let's get that hat off
and see what we're dealing with.
446
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,145
I don't want to.
Oh, come on.
447
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,897
I've been doing this
a long time.
448
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,066
I promise you I've seen worse.
449
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,026
Oh...
450
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,156
That's not bad at all.
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