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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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Alice,
whose house is this exactly?
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- Alice?
- Hi, Dad.
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- You know how I feel about Mom.
- Fine. Stephanie.
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Ugh, I just feel like
I'm being pulled back
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into this version of me
when I was, like, 12
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and furious and invisible and mute.
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You cure your own hands just fine,
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but mine, you can't do
a fucking thing about, huh?
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There are other options.
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You can travel to Fillory.
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Go there, get this.
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I'll do what I can.
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You may address me
as Reynard the Fox.
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Reynard is targeting hedges.
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There was a girl.
Forty years ago,
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she banished Reynard from Earth.
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I still don't know what I'm looking for.
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Any sort of strange event
or aberration.
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- The test was positive.
- Fuck!
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Yeah, so let's just get
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this pesky abortion out of the way.
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Kady!
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I'm Bayler, a proud soldier
of Fillorians United.
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I'm not a Foo Fighter anymore.
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Help us, or I go to your king,
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and tell him exactly
how well I know his wife.
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Then I'll tell him myself.
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What is she doing?
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She can't.
She'll niffin out.
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Your turn.
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- Quentin says go free.
- Alice!
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Um...
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Remind me again
what summoning Alice's niffin
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has to do with the--
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tai chi--I mean, ballet.
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Ooh.
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God, he should never
do that move again.
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It's niffin bait.
You have to call to them
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at their point
of their transformation
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with something personal.
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Oh...
It's a sex thing.
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No, it's Cirque Du Soleil.
You know Cirque Du Soleil?
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You and Alice had sex
to Cirque Du Soleil?
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No, it was something
I would do to cheer her up
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when she was sad.
It made her laugh.
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Ugh.
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That just made my heart
hurt a little.
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- Shut up.
- I was being sincere.
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Does he have the box?
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I mean,
what if this actually works?
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Yes, but be warned, he wants
to try to reason with her.
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She was working on
some sort of reversal spell.
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He thinks he can
somehow finish it.
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He's convinced she wants him to.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Okay, I'm starting over.
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No, Q, stop.
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If Alice was still a niffin--
if she was still here--
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You've been at this an hour.
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You can't summon her,
because she's gone.
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It's just I saw her--
it felt so real.
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Why don't we get you
back to the castle, huh?
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Some rest, some food.
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And hey, there's an entire
kingdom's-worth
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of problems to distract you.
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We really are beset,
and could use your help.
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- I hear you, I'm just--
- Good, vamanos.
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Her memorial is tomorrow.
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I should go and look
her parents in the eye--
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tell them how she died.
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And then...
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I'll come back to Fillory,
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and I'll be a king.
I promise.
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Can I trust you with this?
No offense, Q,
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you're a little crazy right now.
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Maybe, but yeah.
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Ah, the sacrifice.
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Uh, the plinth is in the backyard.
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Follow me.
Just, uh, watch the rug.
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Daniel...
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reconfigured the entire house,
and still...
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everywhere I look, I see
something that Alice touched.
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My children loved me.
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- I was a good mother.
- You were, Stephanie, you were.
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- So much better than my mother.
- Of cour--
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What have I done to deserve this?
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Um, hi.
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Alice?
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Alice...
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Are you really there?
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Okay.
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You're kind of freaking me out.
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I mean, I love you, but you're
very ghost-like right now, so...
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Okay.
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I can't.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay...
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No.
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Eliot and Margo are right.
You're--
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she's gone,
and you're a little crazy.
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Or not.
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The Magicians
02x06 - The Cock Barrens
Original Air Date - March 01, 2017
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Alice.
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Just don't jump out at me, okay?
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Quentin?
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Is that you?
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Uh, sorry, Mr. Q--
or Daniel. Sorry.
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Give me a hug.
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How on earth did you get into
my private study?
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Uh...
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There's, um, something going on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, got it.
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Tell them I'm Hannah's daughter,
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and this is an emergency.
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Can you just tell her
to call me, please?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, I mixed up your dose.
It's on the counter.
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To all the heroine I am not taking.
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Cheers.
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- Mm.
- Did you get the pickles?
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Yep.
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You found something.
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August 19th, 1976, 7:00 a.m.
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An unseasonal hailstorm
hit the Northeast.
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Nothing too crazy, right?
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An hour later, a tidal wave
slammed into Miami.
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Hour after that, hurricanes
struck both the coasts
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of Peru, Chile.
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I mean, something rippled down
the entire hemisphere,
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and if you follow the chain
reaction back to its source...
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Hoboken, New Jersey?
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Nothing ever starts
in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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Well, on August 19th,
some time before dawn,
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this happened.
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Industrial park burned to the ground.
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No one could explain
what caused the fire,
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or why it left one single
building standing untouched
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with a perfect circle of burn around it.
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Thank you.
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Mm.
Mm-hmm.
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Next.
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- Eliot, I need to talk to you.
- Oh, thank you.
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It's about that Foo Fighter
in the dungeon.
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What the actual
all-encompassing fuck is this?
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Your majesty, you said you wanted
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- a unicorn milk latte.
- I was joking.
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Wait, you milked a unicorn?
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So listen, about Bayler...
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Holy shit,
the walking plot twist returns.
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- Hi, I need something.
- Shocker.
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Hey, Fen, look who it is.
Uncy Penny.
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That's right, I knocked her up.
No big deal.
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Uh, congratulations?
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Like I needed more people
calling me daddy,
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but yes, thanks.
We're thrilled.
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Uh...
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Fen, um, could you give us
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just like one moment, please?
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- Yeah, so I'm here--
- I heard--
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you heard...
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Alice.
I know you two were close.
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Please shut up.
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I am trying to ask if you are okay.
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Are you okay?
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Okay.
I need to know
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where your Dicranium
Scoparium Majorus grows.
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Are you having a seizure?
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Moss? Why?
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Fix my hands.
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You got a royal botanist
or something?
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Oh, well, um, we did,
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but apparently he sort of
got eaten on the job.
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By what?
A--a plant?
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I hate this place.
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Try the royal map-maker.
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Love ya.
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So she's only shown herself
to me that I know of.
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I don't know.
Maybe I'm tuned into
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her ghost channel or something, or...
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maybe it has something
to do with this.
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I don't know.
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- I believe you.
- You do?
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I know my daughter.
She's trying to protect us.
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Seeing her like that would be...
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very upsetting for her mother and me,
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but she led you to this for a reason.
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Uh, Alice called
a couple of months ago
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about some ghost children
trapped in an estate in England.
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- The Plover estate.
- Yes, yes, that's the one.
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I was delighted to help.
Got a hold of this,
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planned to give it to her
when she had the time to visit,
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but then...
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Well, anyway,
you see the ancients had
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many ways of dealing with ghosts
out of necessity back then.
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Alice's Ka, her soul,
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is not at rest, but it can be.
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Now, one ancient civilization
that really mastered
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the whole getting-one's-
soul-to-rest thing--
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The Egyptians.
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Wait, are you seeing that
Alice wants us to build--
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Ecce.
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In pyramis.
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Oh, my God.
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What's going on?
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Just another day in the office?
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Your majesties,
the much-venerated Emissaries
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of our neighbors to the north.
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I present Prince Ess of Loria.
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I'm sorry...
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Princess?
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Please, call me Ess.
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Prince Ess.
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Oh, my God.
Fuck your parents, dude.
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We got a problem.
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You guys have been fucking shit up
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- for over half a century.
- Okay.
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- This is how Lorians talk?
- And look...
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The Prince speaks fluent Earth.
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Rumor has it his mother is from,
uh, Cincinn-ah-ti.
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Until The Beast drained
the Wellspring.
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And then--oh, yeah--
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you jokers let Ember
take a dump--
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Get to your point.
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Loria depends on
the Wellspring's tributaries,
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but now their magic's jacked.
Not enough.
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Crops, rivers,
entire species are affected.
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- You dicked us over.
- No.
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We're trying to fix it, so...
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Great, then this should be easy.
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I'm here to propose a treaty
between our two kingdoms.
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A 50/50 split of the Wellspring.
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And to seal the alliance,
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I, Crown Prince of Loria,
offer my hand in marriage
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to the Virgin Queen Margo.
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Um... okay.
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- Did he just call me a virgin?
- Bambi, please, let me.
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Ess, thank you.
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We will consider your generous offer.
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- No, we will not.
- Margo, please.
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Listen, Princess,
I'm not a sharer,
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so why don't you walk yourself
and your un-ironic furs
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out of my castle?
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All right then.
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Plan B.
Ilario!
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- Seriously? A wand?
- Guards!
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Listen, I'm friends with
the High King, okay?
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I'll make it worth your while
if you just show me
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- where the goddamn moss grows.
- I told you,
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I'll draw your map for you next Thurs--
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Shit.
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Oh, this is bad.
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This is very bad.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Do you understand
that castle's full of people?
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Do you understand there isn't
a single accurate map
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of this entire place now?
259
00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:03,926
What the--
260
00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:07,296
Shit is radioactive.
261
00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:11,233
Your majesties,
welcome to Loria.
262
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,147
You kidnapped our castle?
263
00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:26,682
I'll put it back,
264
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,318
as soon as you come around
to my offer.
265
00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:30,620
So many hostages.
266
00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,289
I wouldn't try anything if I were you.
267
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:35,758
Guards? Dungeon.
268
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:40,062
The rest of you, hang here.
269
00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:42,298
Shit.
270
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,799
- Shit.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
271
00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,735
I'll jump in the doppel-banger,
272
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,837
- and I'll find someone who can--
- What?
273
00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:49,572
- Travel here and help?
- Yes.
274
00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:52,441
Q took the button to
some godforsaken 'burb.
275
00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:54,577
No, you're not leaving me in a castle
276
00:15:54,612 --> 00:15:55,678
full of barbarian frat bros.
277
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:56,946
Okay, fine,
278
00:15:56,981 --> 00:15:58,514
but while we're talking about them,
279
00:15:58,549 --> 00:15:59,949
you could've been a little diplomatic.
280
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:03,119
By agreeing to marry
a complete stranger on the spot?
281
00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:04,754
I did it.
282
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,956
That was different.
283
00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:09,025
You're right, this would only
really be equivalent
284
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,261
if Ess was a girl,
and you found pussy, you know,
285
00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:15,131
interesting in a sometimes-
you-like-Thai-food kinda way,
286
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,401
and now it's all Thai food
forever till you die.
287
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,736
No, he's a man,
288
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,972
who seems arrogant and entitled
289
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:25,041
and unclear on the concept of consent.
290
00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:28,944
I can't imagine what could
possibly go wrong.
291
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:31,881
Look, I'm not saying do it.
It's just--
292
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,617
You're a queen.
I'm a king.
293
00:16:34,652 --> 00:16:36,452
We don't necessarily marry for love.
294
00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:39,288
It's part of the job.
295
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,223
Fine, I'll talk to him,
296
00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:45,661
but only to negotiate us
out of this epic clusterfuck.
297
00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:48,698
I'm staying a virgin.
298
00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:52,401
40 years ago,
everything burned down
299
00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:55,871
except this building.
300
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,239
Wait a minute.
301
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:59,075
Here.
302
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,820
Okay.
303
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,992
No way is this sigil
40 years old.
304
00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,462
I mean, hardly anything
stays hot that long.
305
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,797
Yeah, except blood.
Human blood.
306
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,833
And if that's what it is,
it's the DNA of
307
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:27,336
whoever cast the banishing,
so let's hope, right?
308
00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:28,471
Yeah.
309
00:17:47,258 --> 00:17:50,226
- How long does it take?
- It should work right away.
310
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:51,827
It's been decades.
311
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,597
I mean, whoever did the
banishing could be dead by now.
312
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:57,233
They're--they're probably dead.
313
00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:03,506
Oh, shit, it's her.
314
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,674
It--it's my mom's contact.
315
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,409
Okay, hey,
head home, wait, okay?
316
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:08,644
I gotta go.
317
00:18:08,679 --> 00:18:10,746
She can help with the baby situation.
318
00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:13,916
Hello?
319
00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:23,626
The "pyramides" of Giza
provide an excellent blueprint--
320
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:26,262
specifically,
the one Khufu built to house
321
00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:30,432
the soul of his son, Kawab,
valiantly slain in battle.
322
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,334
Yes, here.
323
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:36,071
Quentin, let's, uh--
324
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:40,209
let's not bring Stephanie
into this just yet.
325
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,278
It's too much for her.
326
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:50,052
Listen, Daniel, I thought
maybe you'd wanna hear about
327
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,788
- what happened to Alice.
- Uh, no...
328
00:18:52,824 --> 00:18:55,825
A blood relative must coax the spirit
329
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:59,295
with a bit of mirror magic.
330
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,096
Look into the mirror,
331
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:04,934
paint a True Image of
the deceased with my words.
332
00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:08,838
But first...
333
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,012
Uh, Quentin,
334
00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:19,648
uh, you go up, hang the mirror.
335
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:24,119
Oh, and--and, uh,
first, uh, memorize this.
336
00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:26,922
- Recite it when you're up there.
- Oh, this looks like Arabic,
337
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,292
- but not--
- Yes, uh, Egyptian Arabic. Eh?
338
00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:31,560
Okay...
339
00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:34,029
Well, my Egyptian Arabic
is a little rusty.
340
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:36,265
No, you'll--you'll be fine.
Just whatever you do,
341
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,668
don't let the mirror shatter.
I've already enchanted it.
342
00:19:39,704 --> 00:19:43,806
Now, we've only got one shot.
343
00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,174
Well, then Daniel,
I think that you should do it.
344
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,909
- You--you do it.
- No.
345
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,244
I mean, if that's important,
and we only have one shot--
346
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:52,715
Now Q--Quentin,
please, just--you.
347
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:58,687
Yeah.
348
00:19:58,723 --> 00:20:00,856
Give me a minute with this.
349
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,142
Oh, my God.
350
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,111
There you are.
351
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:50,839
Who are you?
352
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,443
Why did you follow me?
353
00:20:54,478 --> 00:20:56,178
Hi.
354
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,348
My name is Julia.
I need your help.
355
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,751
It's Reynard.
He's back.
356
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,256
- How?
- I--
357
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,426
Look, it's a long story.
It was a mistake.
358
00:21:12,697 --> 00:21:14,730
- He hurt you too, didn't he?
- Okay, I'm sorry.
359
00:21:14,765 --> 00:21:16,532
I'm--I--I--
I cannot help you.
360
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,635
What?
Wait, I am pregnant.
361
00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,942
- He...
- Don't worry,
362
00:21:26,978 --> 00:21:28,510
the thing will never be born.
363
00:21:28,546 --> 00:21:30,446
I don't care if I have to
jump off a building.
364
00:21:30,481 --> 00:21:32,915
But I cannot let him do this
to another woman.
365
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,516
You banished him once.
366
00:21:34,552 --> 00:21:37,419
All I am asking is for you
to teach me how to do it.
367
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,426
I think you better come inside.
368
00:21:59,516 --> 00:22:01,283
Oh, shit.
369
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:14,962
Well...
Alanis Morissette.
370
00:22:14,997 --> 00:22:18,499
- Alice loved that cat.
- Okay, but why--
371
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:20,727
I've always had
a terrible fear of heights.
372
00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:23,181
One day, Alanis Morissette
got stuck on the roof.
373
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:25,383
Alice begged me to get her down,
but I couldn't,
374
00:22:25,418 --> 00:22:28,386
and honestly, I--
I yelled at her,
375
00:22:28,421 --> 00:22:30,021
because sometimes
that is what one does
376
00:22:30,056 --> 00:22:33,658
when one is ashamed.
And the cat...
377
00:22:33,693 --> 00:22:37,428
did not end well.
378
00:22:37,464 --> 00:22:40,999
I don't know if Alice ever forgave me
379
00:22:41,034 --> 00:22:44,169
for not being brave enough.
380
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,706
Maybe she will now.
381
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,042
No, Daniel,
you don't have to do that.
382
00:22:51,077 --> 00:22:52,944
Look, I can do it.
383
00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:55,680
No, I can do it.
384
00:22:55,715 --> 00:22:57,815
For Alice.
385
00:23:10,997 --> 00:23:12,931
Voila.
Oh...
386
00:23:12,966 --> 00:23:14,032
Whoa.
387
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:15,833
Daniel.
388
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,039
Yeah, right?
389
00:23:21,074 --> 00:23:23,441
- And then they came across.
- Whoo.
390
00:23:23,476 --> 00:23:26,411
Hey!
391
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,380
Are you kidding me?
392
00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:33,351
Rhaffat jaras.
Jaras!
393
00:23:36,556 --> 00:23:40,458
So...
when's the wedding?
394
00:23:40,493 --> 00:23:43,228
If we forgo the marriage,
395
00:23:43,263 --> 00:23:45,797
I'm willing to grant you
periodic access
396
00:23:45,832 --> 00:23:46,832
to the Wellspring--
397
00:23:46,866 --> 00:23:49,067
You think this is a negotiation?
398
00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:52,837
No marriage, no treaty...
399
00:23:52,872 --> 00:23:54,739
no castle back.
400
00:23:54,774 --> 00:23:57,875
Okay, Conan,
let me explain to you
401
00:23:57,911 --> 00:23:59,110
how marriage works
where I come from.
402
00:23:59,145 --> 00:24:01,512
Oh, spare me.
I know.
403
00:24:01,548 --> 00:24:03,681
My mother shipped me off
to Exeter when I was 16.
404
00:24:03,717 --> 00:24:05,149
You?
405
00:24:05,185 --> 00:24:07,385
Fancy New England boarding school?
406
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,886
Had a dorm full of future senators
407
00:24:08,922 --> 00:24:11,356
convinced I was an exchange
student from Iceland.
408
00:24:11,391 --> 00:24:12,957
Point is I get it.
409
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,493
I'm shockingly progressive
for a Lorian.
410
00:24:15,528 --> 00:24:17,795
We get married, I'd still
let you speak in public.
411
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,664
- I'd make sure that you--
- Jesus, I'm not marrying you.
412
00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:21,332
You think I wanna marry a virgin?
413
00:24:21,368 --> 00:24:23,901
- This is purely political.
- Oh, my God.
414
00:24:23,937 --> 00:24:26,271
I'm not a virgin.
415
00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:30,808
Look, I've had the best in Loria,
416
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,878
- and Lorians are the best...
- Hm.
417
00:24:33,913 --> 00:24:35,680
So either way...
418
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:39,484
you're a virgin to me, sweetheart.
419
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,021
I'm not your sweetheart,
420
00:24:43,056 --> 00:24:46,190
and I'm certain that I can bang circles
421
00:24:46,226 --> 00:24:49,394
around your boring little Lorian hoes,
422
00:24:49,429 --> 00:24:52,430
'cause I'm a very smart,
423
00:24:52,465 --> 00:24:55,466
very liberated woman,
424
00:24:55,502 --> 00:24:59,170
and when I set my mind to something,
425
00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:03,007
I master it.
426
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,943
And you've mastered what?
427
00:25:05,979 --> 00:25:08,046
Never touching a man?
428
00:25:08,081 --> 00:25:11,215
Not touching, touching...
429
00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:16,154
I'm good at both.
430
00:25:16,189 --> 00:25:18,790
Oh, you want me to stop?
431
00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:26,364
Say it, or I'll stop.
432
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,366
Don't stop.
433
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,702
Beg me.
434
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,869
I like you.
435
00:25:34,274 --> 00:25:36,307
So you waited until now
to tell me about you and Bayler?
436
00:25:36,343 --> 00:25:38,743
I've been trying to tell you.
It's been a little insane today.
437
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:40,345
I'm not trying to keep secrets from you.
438
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:44,182
That's my point.
Eliot, please understand.
439
00:25:44,217 --> 00:25:46,250
I had a life before you came.
440
00:25:46,286 --> 00:25:48,853
I had no idea if you even would come.
441
00:25:48,888 --> 00:25:52,690
Fillory is my home,
and I care about it.
442
00:25:52,726 --> 00:25:55,526
- So you became a terrorist?
- We're not violent.
443
00:25:55,562 --> 00:25:58,396
I'd call your ex-boyfriend
trying to strangle me
444
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:02,333
- a little bit violent!
- He's not my--
445
00:26:02,369 --> 00:26:03,801
We were close, yes,
446
00:26:03,837 --> 00:26:06,537
but hurting people was never the plan.
447
00:26:06,573 --> 00:26:09,340
- I have no idea who you are.
- I'm your wife.
448
00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:11,642
- Because your father made you.
- I could've walked out of here
449
00:26:11,678 --> 00:26:14,879
- a long time ago.
- Then why didn't you?
450
00:26:14,914 --> 00:26:16,814
If you hate us so much--
if you hate me so much--
451
00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:18,583
- why didn't you?
- Because I don't.
452
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,752
I believe in you.
You think I stayed,
453
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,888
because you're just
so deeply attracted to me?
454
00:26:23,923 --> 00:26:27,392
I am a realist who wants you to succeed.
455
00:26:27,427 --> 00:26:28,960
I want us to.
456
00:26:32,499 --> 00:26:34,432
So what am I supposed to do
457
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,868
with your good friend
in the dungeon, huh?
458
00:26:36,903 --> 00:26:39,470
You should keep him there.
I don't think you can trust him.
459
00:26:39,506 --> 00:26:41,506
Do you think I can trust you?
460
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,046
I was 21.
461
00:26:49,082 --> 00:26:51,682
It didn't seem so crazy
back then to think
462
00:26:51,718 --> 00:26:54,752
I could summon the goddess,
do good.
463
00:26:54,788 --> 00:26:56,754
Yeah, that's what I wanted too.
464
00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:59,257
I couldn't get rid of the baby either.
465
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:01,359
What?
466
00:27:01,394 --> 00:27:03,661
I wasn't the only one he raped that night,
467
00:27:03,696 --> 00:27:06,531
but I was the only one who got pregnant.
468
00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:09,700
- So what did you do?
- I tried everything.
469
00:27:09,736 --> 00:27:12,603
I even thought about killing myself,
470
00:27:12,639 --> 00:27:14,238
but I couldn't go through with it.
471
00:27:14,274 --> 00:27:17,341
You had it?
472
00:27:17,377 --> 00:27:19,110
I'd rather die.
473
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,717
I want to help you, Julia.
474
00:27:26,753 --> 00:27:30,455
I can't banish Reynard again...
475
00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:33,624
but you can.
476
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,472
Where's your cat?
477
00:27:47,507 --> 00:27:50,174
Oh, he's around here somewhere.
478
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,109
Come on.
479
00:27:52,145 --> 00:27:54,045
Follow me.
480
00:28:04,257 --> 00:28:06,090
You just wait right here, honey.
481
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,793
So sorry about this.
482
00:28:20,304 --> 00:28:23,305
Late, Ms. Hansen.
483
00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:25,811
Sit, you have ten minutes
to complete your midterm.
484
00:28:25,931 --> 00:28:28,376
Midterm?
485
00:28:28,412 --> 00:28:31,706
But--but I haven't studied.
486
00:28:31,968 --> 00:28:36,451
Even I studied, and I'm dead.
487
00:28:36,487 --> 00:28:39,454
Forgot your clothes too?
Typical.
488
00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:46,061
Margo?
Hey--whoa!
489
00:28:46,096 --> 00:28:47,829
- I swear I was gonna study.
- What?
490
00:28:47,865 --> 00:28:50,766
No, no, it's--it's me.
It's actually me.
491
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,597
Oh, God.
492
00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,397
Oh, God, I'm asleep.
493
00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:56,199
Uh, yeah, you must not be
in imminent danger
494
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,267
if you're napping,
wherever you are.
495
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,403
Kidnapped, along with
the entire castle.
496
00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:01,678
Yeah, I know, there's a crater.
497
00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:04,040
- Where are you?
- Loria.
498
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:07,577
Some canyon with these
purple-ish rock things.
499
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:10,079
- Rock things? What--
- Dicks, okay?
500
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:11,814
They look like dicks.
501
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,950
Uh, full-sail or half?
502
00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:16,619
Honestly, it's a variety pack out there.
503
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:20,056
Okay, uh, I got it.
I'll find you.
504
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:24,293
And Penny, if you ever
tell anyone you saw this--
505
00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:25,828
Ooh--oh,
no-no-no-no-no, I'd never.
506
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:30,033
I, uh--I'd much rather
have you owe me huge.
507
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:50,319
Scouring the room for a weapon?
508
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:53,589
You have a look in your eyes,
that's all.
509
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,391
It's called resting bitch face.
510
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:08,738
The Cock Barrens of Loria.
511
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:12,675
Okay.
Show me where.
512
00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:19,449
There.
Right there.
513
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:25,421
Look, I know this isn't gonna
make anything any better.
514
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:30,093
I want you know that
Alice died a hero.
515
00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:34,363
It's funny--
these stories we tell, hmm?
516
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,799
You'd rather break both of your legs
517
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,001
than have a conversation
with me about this.
518
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:43,172
I can't stand to think about it.
519
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,507
Do me a favor,
520
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:48,377
get me a tall glass of
whatever looks strongest.
521
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,146
You're on a lot of painkillers.
522
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:53,349
My daughter is dead.
523
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,099
Let me guess...
524
00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:12,502
- God.
- My husband said,
525
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:16,672
"Don't bother me, because
I'm too crazy right now."
526
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:20,943
Come on.
527
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,913
We gonna finish this or what?
528
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:26,015
Yeah.
529
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:45,802
What--what are--
530
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,337
What is that?
531
00:31:48,373 --> 00:31:51,207
Don't be scared.
532
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,875
I don't know what you want
from me, okay?
533
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:57,079
'Kay. I want you to start
by understanding something,
534
00:31:57,115 --> 00:32:01,217
and I--I--I don't expect you
to like the idea of this,
535
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,718
but you're going to have that baby.
536
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,986
What?
537
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:08,224
- What the--that is insane.
- Believe me, I know,
538
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,160
but that little demigod
growing inside of you
539
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:13,763
is like a tiny nuclear reactor.
540
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,033
You have one chance
to harness that power
541
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,701
when you give birth.
542
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:21,337
- Then I don't want that power.
- Yes, you do,
543
00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,339
because that's how I banished Reynard,
544
00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:25,107
and that's how you'll do it too,
545
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,810
while in labor with his child.
546
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:31,080
No!
547
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,850
Not your choice anymore.
548
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:44,694
Thank you.
549
00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:47,930
Kady, they may be able to help
your friend with her problem,
550
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,967
but listen, I would never ever
do business with them
551
00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:52,702
if I had a choice.
552
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,571
Be careful with people
like this, Maminke.
553
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,741
You don't want to wind up
like your mother.
554
00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:02,178
Thanks.
555
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,155
This is Julia.
Leave a message.
556
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,191
Shit.
557
00:33:19,118 --> 00:33:21,118
This place is warded up the ass.
558
00:33:33,499 --> 00:33:36,500
Shit.
559
00:33:44,276 --> 00:33:49,046
Um, thank you?
560
00:33:49,081 --> 00:33:51,849
You're trapped here too,
aren't you?
561
00:34:16,942 --> 00:34:22,212
So if--if I had this baby,
would it be like--
562
00:34:22,248 --> 00:34:25,783
That's not my baby.
563
00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:28,786
- That's my Haxenpaxen.
- What?
564
00:34:28,821 --> 00:34:31,855
My Haxenpaxen.
I caught it.
565
00:34:31,891 --> 00:34:34,658
Smells unfortunate,
but just imagine
566
00:34:34,693 --> 00:34:36,794
what it's giving off magically.
567
00:34:36,829 --> 00:34:38,996
Not even a trickster can find us.
568
00:34:39,031 --> 00:34:41,665
We're invisible while we're near him.
569
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,934
Do have to occasionally
stock up on food
570
00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:46,804
and kitty litter, though.
571
00:34:46,839 --> 00:34:50,174
How you found me, I suppose.
572
00:34:50,209 --> 00:34:54,011
- So if that's not your child--
- My child is safe.
573
00:34:54,046 --> 00:34:56,113
He'll never know who he really is.
574
00:34:56,148 --> 00:34:59,750
He doesn't even know who I am.
I made sure of it.
575
00:34:59,785 --> 00:35:01,485
It's for the best.
576
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,488
He's a good man, Julia.
577
00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:06,657
An influential man.
578
00:35:41,594 --> 00:35:42,926
Kady!
579
00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:46,330
Your magic is no good here.
580
00:35:46,365 --> 00:35:49,566
Oh!
581
00:35:49,602 --> 00:35:50,734
What?
582
00:35:53,205 --> 00:35:55,906
Oh, God, what's with
Stink-master Flash?
583
00:35:55,941 --> 00:35:58,742
Free him too.
He's coming with us.
584
00:36:03,682 --> 00:36:06,783
Must've been some negotiation.
585
00:36:06,819 --> 00:36:08,952
Say I did marry him--
586
00:36:08,988 --> 00:36:13,223
- say I--
- Stop, forget what I said.
587
00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:18,562
This whole marriage thing is absurd.
588
00:36:18,597 --> 00:36:21,398
You have no idea who the other person is.
589
00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,567
- It's dangerous.
- If it's that bad,
590
00:36:23,602 --> 00:36:26,003
- have her killed.
- I can't.
591
00:36:26,038 --> 00:36:28,238
We just made a human together.
592
00:36:28,274 --> 00:36:30,974
And the worst is between
the whole lying back
593
00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:33,544
and thinking of Fillory,
594
00:36:33,579 --> 00:36:36,947
I started to actually like her.
595
00:36:36,982 --> 00:36:40,651
El, what's going on?
596
00:36:40,686 --> 00:36:43,720
One life-altering crisis at a time.
597
00:36:43,756 --> 00:36:45,722
What do you wanna do
about the princess?
598
00:36:45,758 --> 00:36:47,457
It's your choice.
599
00:36:47,493 --> 00:36:49,426
I just want what's best for you.
600
00:36:55,034 --> 00:36:56,266
Hey!
601
00:36:56,302 --> 00:36:59,469
I went to the exact spot.
No castle--nothing there.
602
00:36:59,505 --> 00:37:01,972
- It has to be some other dongs.
- There are no more dongs.
603
00:37:02,007 --> 00:37:04,274
That's the only spot the castle could be.
604
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:06,176
Yeah, well, it doesn't make
any sense unless--
605
00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:20,057
God, please don't let me
be wrong about this.
606
00:37:20,092 --> 00:37:22,059
You guys have been so royally fucked with.
607
00:37:22,094 --> 00:37:25,362
You won't believe where
you've been this whole time.
608
00:37:27,399 --> 00:37:30,367
Okay.
609
00:37:30,402 --> 00:37:32,069
Now you only get one shot, okay?
610
00:37:32,104 --> 00:37:35,906
So remember, you have to
tell the truth.
611
00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:37,941
I've got this, Quentin.
612
00:37:37,977 --> 00:37:40,243
- Relax.
- Okay.
613
00:37:42,147 --> 00:37:46,550
Oh...
614
00:37:46,585 --> 00:37:48,285
Alice--
615
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,289
she needed a strong female role model.
616
00:37:52,324 --> 00:37:56,893
She was so lucky to have me for that.
617
00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:58,895
You have to tell the truth.
618
00:37:58,931 --> 00:38:02,599
But that is the truth.
619
00:38:02,635 --> 00:38:05,636
Alice was complicated.
620
00:38:05,671 --> 00:38:07,704
She never figured out
how to be a woman.
621
00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:09,906
That's not the truth--
not for Alice.
622
00:38:09,942 --> 00:38:12,943
Don't be ridiculous.
This is just Alice
623
00:38:12,978 --> 00:38:14,811
up to her usual tricks.
624
00:38:14,847 --> 00:38:16,780
She was always so hard on me.
625
00:38:16,815 --> 00:38:18,215
This is not about you.
626
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,083
Will you just for once in your life
627
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,918
put yourself in your daughter's shoes?
628
00:38:21,954 --> 00:38:26,023
What do you want me to say?
629
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,795
That I never understood her?
630
00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:38,201
And that I never really tried?
631
00:38:40,673 --> 00:38:46,543
I didn't know having a daughter
would be this hard.
632
00:38:46,578 --> 00:38:48,812
I resented her sometimes.
633
00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:52,416
I--
634
00:38:52,451 --> 00:38:54,685
- I j--I just need a minute.
- No.
635
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,319
- I--
- No.
636
00:38:56,355 --> 00:38:59,053
Come on, we've gotta finish it.
Stephanie!
637
00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:03,193
Ugh.
638
00:39:10,402 --> 00:39:11,703
Idiot.
639
00:39:15,308 --> 00:39:17,661
I cast a Niffin summoning
and you didn't come.
640
00:39:18,578 --> 00:39:20,144
How? Why?
641
00:39:20,179 --> 00:39:21,579
You're wrong.
642
00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:24,715
I was right there.
643
00:39:24,751 --> 00:39:27,018
Oh, Quentin.
644
00:39:27,053 --> 00:39:29,553
We're gonna have so much fun,
645
00:39:29,589 --> 00:39:33,024
just like we did with my parents.
646
00:39:34,594 --> 00:39:37,895
I killed you.
My cacodemon--
647
00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:40,965
Your cacodemon wasn't
powerful enough to kill me.
648
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,968
It tried, but when it saw
that it couldn't win--
649
00:39:44,003 --> 00:39:48,172
well, let's just say it stuffed
me in a place most convenient.
650
00:39:48,207 --> 00:39:51,175
That stupid tattoo trap on your back.
651
00:39:53,212 --> 00:39:56,814
We're stuck with each other.
652
00:39:58,418 --> 00:40:00,351
Oh, God.
653
00:40:04,857 --> 00:40:09,493
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
654
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,841
Oh! Oh, God.
655
00:40:23,876 --> 00:40:27,712
Too slow.
Sorry.
656
00:40:27,747 --> 00:40:30,815
Dana...
in the flesh.
657
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:32,016
I'd heard you were dead.
658
00:40:32,051 --> 00:40:34,218
You hid well.
I'm impressed.
659
00:40:34,253 --> 00:40:37,288
What happened?
You slipped up.
660
00:40:41,094 --> 00:40:44,995
I think you have some apologizing to do.
661
00:40:45,031 --> 00:40:47,531
Don't you?
662
00:40:57,543 --> 00:40:59,744
I have reached my decision.
663
00:40:59,779 --> 00:41:02,480
I will marry the Prince of Loria,
664
00:41:02,515 --> 00:41:04,715
on one condition.
665
00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:08,386
I want a tour of his kingdom right now.
666
00:41:10,056 --> 00:41:12,490
Wedding first, then a tour.
667
00:41:19,899 --> 00:41:22,833
Last tree, and done.
668
00:41:27,306 --> 00:41:28,873
Oh, no.
669
00:41:28,908 --> 00:41:31,909
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-
no-no-no-no-no-no.
670
00:41:31,944 --> 00:41:34,779
This is the worst day of my life.
671
00:41:34,814 --> 00:41:37,515
I know, right?
Crazy illusion magic.
672
00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:42,520
So, hey, what do you think
about making that--
673
00:41:42,555 --> 00:41:45,022
Map.
674
00:41:45,057 --> 00:41:47,491
- You drew it for me.
- Yes.
675
00:41:47,527 --> 00:41:51,395
I made an exception.
676
00:41:51,431 --> 00:41:52,897
Thank you.
677
00:41:55,401 --> 00:41:58,469
- You're still batshit crazy, man.
- I heard that.
678
00:42:00,773 --> 00:42:02,373
Margo, please.
679
00:42:02,408 --> 00:42:05,176
- You fucked with us.
- Mm-hmm, yes, he did.
680
00:42:05,211 --> 00:42:08,279
- You fucked with our castle.
- Amen, sister.
681
00:42:08,314 --> 00:42:10,514
And now we're gonna put
our Jimmy Choos
682
00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:14,051
so far up your ass,
you're gonna taste next season.
683
00:42:14,086 --> 00:42:16,821
Exactly, whatever that means.
684
00:42:16,856 --> 00:42:19,056
Because the High King and I
685
00:42:19,091 --> 00:42:22,693
hereby declare war
on the kingdom of Loria.
686
00:42:22,728 --> 00:42:25,229
Yes!
687
00:42:25,264 --> 00:42:28,499
Wait...
688
00:42:28,534 --> 00:42:29,700
Really?
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