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Even people we haven't seen
in quite a bit came out,

like Mary Jo and Kevin,
and Charles and Mary Ann.

[groaning softly]

Here is the certificateand permits you can giveto Clyde.

Baby, I'm...
I'm so lost without you.

I miss you a lot.

[footsteps]

[man]
Ma'am, we're just about ready.

Robbie, they want me to hurry.

I have to say
this funeral parlor

is very punctual
in all that they do.

I wanted to use O'Shea's

but, crazy as it sounds,
they were booked.

Mom suggested here.

It's been nice.

Oh, Robbie.

You were so loved
and appreciated by so many.

This is really hard for me.

[footsteps]

[toilet flushing]

Shit.

[water running]

[coughing]

Pull yourself together.

[door shuts]

[knob rattles]

[window tapping]

Hello?

I'm locked in.

[sighs] Are you serious?

Hello?

Hey, I'm locked in!

[no dialogue]

Hey!

Hey, I'm locked in!

[Robbie] Stay with me, forever.

Hey! Can anyone hear me?

Help!

Hello, is anyone here?
I'm locked in!

I can't get out!

I can't get out, hello!

- [panting]
- [lock rattling]

[whimpering]

Please, I'm locked in.

Hello!

[Robbie] Stay with me, forever.

Robbie?

Lana, stay with me.

Forever.

Lana...

[screaming]

Thanks, Colette!

Hey, babe, what's up?

Well, look who
decided to finally call.

- [chuckles]
- So, Vincent Miller
left you a message.

Remind me which one
that is again?

Remember the Civil War
historian?

We reached out to him
regarding his family's

connection with
the Lincoln assassination?

The one out of Long Island.

Yup, he said
we can interview him.

Here, take down his numberso you can give him a call back.

Okay.

- All right, ready?
- Go.

516-555-1088.

Got it?

Oh, my God, this is great.

All right, love you.

Call him and let me know
what he says.

You're the best, thanks so much.

-All right, see you at home.
-Okay, bye babe, I love you.

[alternative rock music]

[whispers] Okay. Okay.

[mellow rock music]

[phone ringing]

[Vincent] Hello.

Well, hello to you.

It is all about being authentic.

Of course my offer still stands.

And we have plenty of rooms.

We have plenty of rooms.

How many of you are there?
Great.

I look forward
to meeting all of you.

[whistling]

♪ Staring down
Oh, on the crown ♪

♪ I wanna disappear

♪ Don't wanna face

So what you got going there,Cos?

- You got a new squeeze?
- Working a new case.

Why you bring
that coffee in here?

What, my coffee's
not good enough for you?

Your coffee sucks, Joey,

you know that. [laughs]

I tell you, man.I don't know how you do it.

- What the hell?
- Hey, is Mikey in the back?

Ah, I gave him the night off.

Gave him the night off?
I need my grilled cheese.

I'll go back there,
I'll get you one.

All right, thank you, Joey.

- Hey, Lex.
- [Lex over phone] Hey.

- Hey, how you doin'?
- I'm good.

What, uh...
What are you working on?

Oh, you know, I'm just, um...

I'm just, uh,
taking photographs
of this influencer, whatever.

What's up?

So, I... I secured a cover

for that gig
I was telling you about

and it starts tomorrow,
and I thought...

maybe you could bring your kit.

Okay.
Well, what'd you find out?

Nothing yet, but it's, uh...

It's actually real near
where everything started.

Wait, you actually mean...

[man] Yeah.

All roads lead back
to the funeral parlor.

- [man grunts]
- [door creaks]

[woman] So hot.

What'd I tell ya, babe?

[whispers] Oh, my God.

Joey couldn't
break in here last week.

- Joey and Risa are freaks, too?- I guess.

- That's so hot.
- This is a first for me.

I love it.[giggles]

This is kinda oddfor a funeral parlor.

It doesn't smell right.

[sniffs]

I don't know,
I gotta tell Joey about this.

- Hey...
- Shit, I have no
cell service down here.

- Check this out.
- Oh, shit.

You like that?

I like it. [laughs]

- [moans]
- Wait, hang on.

[banging]

- You hear that?
- Let 'em watch.

I thought
I heard something back there.

No... Where are you going?

- Frankie.
- Look, babe, I know
that you're an exhibitionist,

but we're trespassing.

- I'm just gonna close the door.- Okay.

Be right back.

- Go protect us.
- I'll be right back.

Hey... Come play with me.

[Vincent VO] Ditta...

Ditta.

Hey, Frankie!

Come check this out.

[choking]

[mallet smashing]

[Vincent] Come, my precious.

I'm here for you.

[growling]

[crickets chirping]

- [knocking at door]
- [breathing deeply]

[groaning softly]

[coughing]

Hi, lollipop. I'm Janet.

Oh, hair and makeup
at your service.

[chuckles]
I love old houses.

I grew up in a Victorian
just like this one.

I so love the South Shore.
[giggles]

Is... is this
the Miller residence?

Yes, and... Oh, you must be
Christina Weingarten.

I'm Mrs. O'Brian
and I work for Mr. Miller.

Oh, yes, I wasn't sure
if this was the right address.

One and the same.

- Oh.
- Won't you come in?

You can put
all of your stuff over there.

Uh, Mr. Miller is dealing with
other family members

so he asked me to situate you.

Okay, well,
that was Janet Higgins.

She's with makeup.
And this is my sister, Nancy.

She's basically my...

She's my everything department.

My sister basically meansI do everything.

- Well, Nancy,
very nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

Come on in.

And, um, this is Steve Cooper,

and he goes by Scratch.

- He does sounds.
- Hey, nice to meet you.

- Hi, Seth, Seth Cosmo.
- Hi.

How are you?

Oh, my God.

I've been calling you Sam
this whole time.

No wonder why
you haven't been responding.

Most people just call me Cosmo.I'm sorry, what's your name?

Oh, Edna O'Brian.

Ms. O'Brian, nice to meet you.

This strapping gentlemanbehind me, Ottis Beaumont.

He's my assistant.

Ma'am. Where's the shitter?

Coming up from Lake Kay,it was a mess.

Traffic damn nearmade me shit myself.

Never eat more than six slidersfrom The Castle.

With coffee, you arejust asking for bodily harm.

- It's-it's down the hall.
- Thank you.

Right before the kitchen.

It is downright inhumane.

I just met him.

He's got a colorful vocabulary.

[laughs] I'll say.

He was a referral.

- Yeah.
- What are you gonna do?

He's fine.

Uh, you came with
a photographer, right?

Yes, Lexy Collins.She's on her way.

She's great,I work with her all the time.

Oh, no, no, no.
Please, please, no smoking.

Um, uh,
because of the oxygen here.

Not a problem.I-I actually quit,

I just kinda keep one with me,suppress the urge a little bit,

you know what I mean?Actually did the same thingwhen I quit drinking.

I've been sober for 14 years.

[chuckles] Well,
I'm glad you found your peace.

I'll put this away.

Have you guys all worked
together for a long time?

Um, no.

I actually haven't
worked with Cosmo before,

but I found him on the net,
and he seems like
he'll work out just fine.

But Scratch and I haveworked together plenty of times.

- Oh, is that everyone?
- Yup.

And, oh, we parked
down the street
just like you said.

And it seems like
I saw that you had parking.

Oh-oh-oh, that's Mr. Miller's
funeral parlor.

Oh, well....

[chuckles] This is great.

It's gonna be good.

[train horn honking]

[man over PA] The Manhattan bound will depart in five minutes.

Repeat, Manhattan bound
will depart

in five minutes in lane 14.

Make yourselves comfortable.
Are you hungry?

- Oh, yeah.
- I'm starving.

[Mrs. O'Brian]
Well, good,

'cause dinner
will be served shortly.

And Mr. Miller
will be here to greet you.

[knocking at door]

[door opens]

[Lexy] Hi.

[Mrs. O'Brian] You must be--

Lexy, Lexy Collins.

- Please, come on in.
- Oh, thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh.

[Mrs. O'Brian]
Um, put your stuff over there.

- Oh, sure.
- And, um, go join the others.

Oh, I didn't know you were here.

Please,
come and meet your guests.

Christina Weingarten and group,

say hello to your host,
Vincent Miller.

Oh, dear,
you didn't drink your tea?

Oh, um, I did. I...

[soft piano music]

Delicious.

[chuckles]

Mrs. O'Brian,you've done enough this evening.

Please, you can call it a night.

Oh, um,I'll-I'll just finish up here--

Leave it! I insist.

Thank you.

Um...

Everybody have
a good night then.

- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Goodnight.

- Have a good night.
- Thank you.

- Dinner was great, thank you.
- Dinner was so good.

Delicious.

Man, don't nobodycook no catfish no more.

Catfish?

It is an acquired taste.

Not everyone appreciates it.

Well, you sound like you knowsome good old Southern cooking,Mr. Miller.

- Can you pass the dressing?
- Don't listen to them.

Thank you.

So... you get freaked outliving next to a funeral parlor?

- I own it.
- [Christina clears throat]

What made you land here?

The 18th Amendment,what we now know as Prohibition.

[scoffs] Come again?

The lodge used to be
an orphanage.

And during Prohibition,
it became a smuggler's dream.

There's 118 miles
between New York Harbor

and the tip of Montauk Point.

The lodge was a rendezvous pointfor foreign liquor ships

supplying the nation's
liquor markets.

Until 1932 when a fire broke outand killed everybody.

Okay. So, I'm stilla little lost on the here part.

My family buried
most of the dead that year.

And we converted the lodge
into a funeral home.

It's been in my family
ever since.

Sounds like a story
that needs telling.

Cheers to that.

No, please. I'm fine, thank you.

Anybody else? Please.

[all chuckling]

The size of the house
is misleading from outside.

It's a very old building.

The lighting and the shadows

can play tricks with your mind,Cosmo.

Well, let us know.

- Wh... Are there any ghosts?
- [laughing]

- Right, come on.
- Stop.

With everybodythat died in the fire

and living next toa funeral parlor,

- I mean, come on.
- Not that I'm aware of.

[Christina] You're ridiculous.

I... I seen't a ghost one time.

My hometown
is Wallace, North Carolina.

That's where my family house is.

And, you know,
I seen't a ghost there.

I had to get out...

It's such a small town,

everybody seemed to be
backwards and stuck.

Everything just
seemed stuck, yeah.

I had to go.

Wallace, you say.

It's near Burgaw.

Yes-yes, sir, it is.

I spent some time in Burgaw.

[Ottis] Really?

Well, thank you for allowing meto be a part of your show.

I'm opening my doors
to you all to film here,

contributing to your cause,

by letting you stay here
and by feeding you.

In return, I have a few things.

The interviewing
will be done at night.

My schedule during the day
is full,

and I do not wish
to complicate things.

[Vincent VO]
Why so deep in thought child?

Do you miss your parents,
Nancy?

[normal voice] My mortician,
Randolph, is equally as busy,

and I do not want to bother him.

So, the basement
and the funeral parlor
are off limits.

Due to Mrs. O'Brian's
health condition,

if we have any smokers here,
please use the back patio.

There is also nocellphone service in the house.

- You're joking, right?
- [Cosmo] Huh?

[Vincent]It does not matter the carrier.

Must be the old foundation
or the equipment that we use.

Regardless,
I have a house phone.

I will post the number
next to it.

You are all free to use it,
but please, don't abuse it.

To my Civil War, here, here.

- To your Civil War!
- To your Civil War.

I ain't toasting no Civil War.

Come, let me show you
the rest of the home

and show you
where to drop your things.

You said smoking's
out on the back porch?

Ottis, let's finish
setting up first, yeah?

Smoke later.

I need to take everything in,
boss.

I need a few minutes for me.
[sighs]

Can I...
Can I borrow that lighter?

Man, why in the hell
did you take this job?

Bringing me out here
in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, yeah, it's important work,

but at least I wouldn't be
out in the middle of nowhere.

Goddamn. Eating this nasty food.

What is up
with white people and spices?

I was thinking this room
could work for you, Christina.

It's right for the interview.

What do you think?

[soft chuckle] Wow.

This room is...

It's totally perfect.

The decor is stunning.

My cousin, Clyde,
has impeccable taste.

Most of this furniture
was left behind
by previous family members.

The basement, although,
is still messy.

I like it.

No refrigerator noise,
no air conditioner.

Perfect for sound.

Yes it is, Scratch.

This is one of the quiet rooms.

It's a special place
where I like to sit and read.

It has a cool vibe. Very trendy.

- So amazing.
- Thank you, Janet.

But again,
my cousin Clyde has the eye.

Through there is another roomwith its own unique look.

[crickets chirping]

Think this lighter is goin' out.

[whispers] Shit...

It's a nice lighter.

Maybe his granddaddy
passed it down.

It was probably antique.

They don't make 'em
like this no more.

I am sure
you don't want this room.

Are those caskets?

Yes, this is the casket room
leading to the office
and the parlor.

I like how everything
looks old and dated.

Well, I believe if you like
something, keep it,

no matter the era.

But again,
it's my cousin Clyde's eye.

My cousin is
obsessed with the basement.

He found this
and wanted to set it all up.

This was an actual doctor's roomfor the orphanage.

Whoa, really?

That's creepy.

This is the only room
in the house without a bed,

so if anyone
would like to camp out.

Have an adventure.

[clears throat]

There is a room adjacent
to this one

with plenty of powerif you'd like to see if it works

- for your makeup station.
- Sweet.

Please.

[Ottis] Man, come on.

You gotta
get a signal somewhere.

So, Christina,
now that Nancy approves,
shall we begin?

Thank you, Mr. Miller.

- Um--
- Please, call me Vincent.

I actually don't think
that we're going to be ready
until about after...

Forgive me.

You all traveled in today.

You must be very tired.

Tomorrow.

And you need time to setup so...

I'm out most of the day.

Let's plan on a 7:00 p.m. start.

[Christina] That works.

[Vincent] Great.

Okay, so what we'll do
is we can put him here.

And I'm thinking the camera
can be here.

But I like this fireplace.

Vinny, if we blow a fusewhere's the electric box,the basement?

Oddly, it's in the kitchen,and please, call me Vincent.

[Vincent VO]
Ottis, go back to Wallace.

Sweet sister Sadie.

Oh, I... I see.

Ottis!

Oh, man, you good!

You 'bout scaredthe piss out of my ass!

Yo, Aunt Ney
is gonna here about this!

Hey, come on, man,
I need my lighter back!

[tense organ music]

Ah... okay.

Hey, either one of you
soldier boys got a cigarette?

Hey.

Yo, my dude.

You got a cigarette?

Yo, my dude.

What the...?
[groaning]

Cosmo...

Cosmo...

[Cosmo] Ottis!

Ottis, you still out here?

Cosmo, Cosmo...

There goes my lighter.

[sighs]

Did everything fit in the bag?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I don't want Christina to know
we're going behind her back
on this one.

Hey, where'd you find Ottis?

Aunt Ney recommended him.

- No shit.
- Yeah.

Fucking Christ, thank God

this is a documentary, right?

If we were shootin' a feature
I would be screwed.

Hey, so what's the plan?

The last place
Lana Hill was actually seen
was the funeral parlor.

So I figure we start
from the bottom up.

Check out the basement
and then...

tomorrow, while we're shooting,

one of us will
bug out and check out
the funeral parlor.

All right.

Does the air feel different?

- The air?
- Yeah, the air.

It feels...

- thick.
- [chuckles]

Hey, so I got this source
at the network,

says he'll pay us
a lot of money if we find
anything else on Lana.

Fine.

Hey!

Uh, did you guys
need anything else?

I think I'm good.

You can go ask Nancy though

and anything else
we'll get to tomorrow.

Okay, sounds like a plan.

[clears throat]

- Lexy?
- Yeah.

Nancy.

[exhales] Right.

♪ You found me

♪ When I was blue

♪ Looking for someone
To show the truth ♪

♪ Been a fool
For way too long ♪

[groaning softly]

[coughing]

[Vincent VO]
Are you tired of the pain?

Lord, is that you?

[Vincent VO] I will take your pain from you.

Ask me, ask me to take your pain away.

I will give you a world
without suffering.

No more pain?

I would like that.

[screaming]

[gentle violin music]

[shovel scratches]

Rest, my dear,

and you will awaken
to a whole new world.

[door creaking]

[exhales]

Ottis.

What the hell are you doing?

Where have you been all night?

What time is it?

Ottis?

Yeah.

[whimpering]

Help me! [crying]
Help me!

- [laughing]
- Help me!

Help me get out!

[crying]

Help me!

Help me! Help!

Help! [crying]

[Vincent laughing]

Help! [whimpering]

Help!

- [screaming]
- [hand crunching]

[laughing]

[screams]

[panting]

Shit!

[laughing]

[coughing]

Is this what you want?

[giggles]

I've seen you
watching me all night.

I thought you were watching me.

Oh.

I so want you.

[giggles]

Come and take me.

Yes.

Yes.

[moans]

Yes.

[moans]

Ye... [laughs]

Don't stop.

Oh, Janet.

Janet.

Oh, Janet.

What the fuck?

- [Vincent VO]
Let me set you free, Janet.
- [screaming]

- I can make you hear again.
- [screams]

- I can give you
that gift back.
- [screams]

[panting]

[crickets chirping]

Tell himto set the camera up for you?

- Yeah.
- Oh, come on,
you're fucking killing me.

Good morning, people.

Morning? I think not.

We got a late start,but we gotta get thing's goin'.

- Okay, Scratch?
- Give me ten, Christina.

Yeah. Unfucking believable.

- I know, seriously.
- Come on.

Ottis, I could
use your help, man!

Ottis!

Ottis?

I haven't seen him
since dinner last night.

I saw him last night.
He scared the hell outta me.

[yawns]

Oh, my goodness,
I am wicked tired.

Whoo, I can't believe
I slept the day away.

[Nancy] Hey, you need anything?

[Christina] No, I'm good.

Hey, after this
whole thing's wrapped,

how 'bout you and I go onthat trip that we discussed?

You know,we've been pushing really hard

for the last three yearssince Mom and Dad's accident.

- I love you.
- Love you.

- Thank you so much.- No problem

Family is forever.

I like the bond
you two sisters have.

So sorry to hear about
your parents.

Is this me here?

Yeah.

Do you need anything else,are you good?

- Um, yeah, I'm fine.
- You need more coffee?

[Christina] I'm fine, I'm fine.

[muttering]

There you go.

You look great.

Scratch.

- Yeah, ready.
- All right.

This is Christina Weingarten

of Investigative
News Journalism,

where we go the extra mileto bring you the truth.

Welcome to our new segment
of "My Civil War."

I'm pleased to present
our gentleman here.

If you'd like tostate your name for the camera.

Hello, my name
is Vincent Miller,

and I'm here to document
my family's history

and their involvement
in the Civil War.

Great, and whattime period would that be?

It was the winter of 1865,

around the time my
great-grandfather
met John Wilkes Booth.

It was up north when Johnwas pursuing his acting career.

Wonderful,
you're great-grandfather.

And what was his name?

I'm sorry.

I've never done
anything like this before.

- Okay, cut!
- Cutting.

It's okay. [laughs]

It happens to everyone.

Just... take a deep breath,relax.

It's just likeyou're telling me a story.

[laughing]

I felt dizzy and...

More anxious than dizzy.

Look at you.

A man that doesn't sweat
under the hot lights.

You seem cold, are you okay?

- Feeling sick?
- I feel great.

Excited.

I feel better.

I'm gonna adjust your mic a bit.

For some reason,I'm not getting you.

I'm just getting white noise,like static noise.

Nancy, could I get
some more coffee?

I just asked
if you needed anything!

Anybody else?

Okay, thank you.

Scratch?

Yeah, ready.

Cosmo, we're doing okay?

He's good.

Now right to me,

and then just start off with
just a story.

My great-grandfather.

[camera clicks]

My great-grandfather's name

was Dr. Vincent J. Miller.

He was a great man,
from what I've heard.

A brilliant man.

A troubled man.

Sometimes blessed,
sometimes cursed.

A major in the Confederate Army.

He shared the common ideas,
and he loved the South.

The death toll
of the entire Civil War
was 620,000.

So sad to see us
fighting our own.

Brother against brother
for such selfish reasons.

All right.

- [camera beeps]
- [clears throat]

All right.

I am in the basement of...

the, uh,the Miller family funeral home.

It's the last place anybodyremembers seeing Lana Hill

before she was-- Fuck!What was that?

Before she was reported missing.

Here we go.

Last place Ms. Lana Hillwas seen before she--

Fuck, Ottis!

Fuck, brother!

What are you doing?

[Ottis laughing]

Ottis?

- [laughing]
- Ottis.

Ow, fuck me!

[groans]

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, great.

That's good.

Okay.

[clicking]

Fucking-A, come on.

What?

[shouting]

[panting]

[Mrs. O'Brian] Cosmo.

Cosmo.

Cosmo.

[laughing eerily]

- Lexy.
- Cosmo, did you find
what you're looking for?

Did you see Miss...

O'Brian, she was...

Lex?

[Mrs. O'Brian] Cosmo.

Lex?

Lexy?

So the ten statesthat wanted to continue slavery

were South Carolina, Florida,
Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana,

Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas,
North Carolina, and...

The great state of Tennessee.

Home of my great-grandfather.

It was during this time
that John Wilkes Booth
up in the north

came up with a planwith his associates,including my great-grandfather,

to kidnap the
President of the United States

and bring him down
to the Confederate capitol
in Richmond.

To bring him through the tunnelsof the White House

like you said before.

- [static buzzing]
- Yes.

Lincoln had underground
secret tunnels

leading from Washington, D.C.
down to the heart of Dixie.

Some say that Lincoln
had them built.

Others say that they werepre-built by John Adams in 1801.

The tunnels led
from Washington, D.C.

all the way down to a small farmin Port City, North Carolina,

the site of one of the biggestbattles the South had ever seen,

also one of the bloodiest.

So Washington
must have had them built.

No, Washington never set foot
in Washington, D.C.
or the White House

as he died
while the capitol was still
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

But out of respect, the districtwas named after him.

- [voice muttering]
- [static buzzing]

Holy shit!

What's up with all
the extra voices?

I mean,
I got Janet fooling around.

I have doors closing.

How do you expect me
to get great sound

with all this extra damn noise?

Quiet on the set meanspeople should shut the fuck up!

- Scratch!
- What extra noise?

The crap I've been listening to.The noise!

We don't hear anything, Scratch.

[chuckles] You guys
are playing with me, right?

Here, listen.

I don't hear anything.

I only hear myself.

I don't hear Vincent!

What do you mean?
I got... I have both.

Here, let me listen.

You don't hear Vincent.

[Christina on recording]
To bring him through

the tunnels of the White House

like you said before.

No, no, this is bullshit!

Maybe he touched the wire
to the mic or something.

Did I pull the wire out?

[sighs]

No, you're-you're plugged in.

Let's take a lunch.

Cosmo?

[lighter clicking]

Seth.

[whimpers]

- You all right?
- [gasps]

♪ Don't wanna face
these shadows around ♪

[crickets chirping]

Hey.

- What?
- Come on, Lex.

- Give me a break, all right?
- I thought you quit.

Yeah, well, I...

I thought I just saw
a crazy old lady

chasing me in the basement,
come on.

Wait...

Is Vincent giving you
everything you need?

Seriously, okay, really?

- Mm.
- I'm hungry.

Yeah.

I mean, I think we're getting

all the right talking points,
right?

Yeah, we just need him
to backtrack

to where Scratch
lost the audio.

[Christina on recording]
To bring him through

the tunnels of the White House like you said before.

Basement is freaking weird,
all right?!

They all came at me, even you!

Okay, they? Who is they?

- Who chased you?
- I don't know!

[Christina on recording]
Georgia, Louisiana, Texas...

You know what?

- What?
- We should go to Maine

and go whale watching.

I would actually love that.
That sounds super relaxing.

Really?

I did that once,with my ex-boyfriend.

We went on this boat tour,

and the whales come
all the way up to the boat.

It was pretty cool.

[all laughing]

That sounds
absolutely terrifying.

Uh, it was at first,
but to be honest,

whales are pretty cool,
they're pretty chill.

You'll like it, you should go.

Okay, good. Pretty chill.
[laughs]

[Christina on Recording] Arkansas, North Carolina and...

To bring him through the tunnels of the White House like you said before.

So Washington
must have had them built.

Obviously, it's not real, right?

Maybe we were all
drugged last night at dinner.

- What? No.
- Yeah, think about it.

How else would we
have all slept in, hmm?

The entire group,
we slept in
late into the afternoon.

I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe because we were
all exhausted, okay?

- Come on, Seth, really?
- Doesn't make sense.

I think there's something
weird here.

You think that Lana'sstill here, don't you?

[Seth] And there is definitely
something weird

about Vincent fucking Miller.

If we keep digging,
we're gonna find her.

Okay.

♪ Don't know where I'm going

♪ Till I'm going
Down the track ♪

♪ Hope I don't burn out
Before I'm back ♪

♪ Hope I don't burn out
Before I'm back ♪

March 20th, 1865, the day
of the planned kidnapping,

although Lincoln never showed
and it foiled their plan.

Two weeks later, Richmond
surrendered to the Union army.

The potential kidnapping was
a known fact.

It was written in
all the history books.

- The night of April 15th.
- Lincoln's assassination.

Yes.

My great-grandfather
and John Wilkes Booth

came up with a plan
to save the Confederacy.

They would be paid in gold coins

to assassinate thePresident of the United States,

- Abraham Lincoln.
- That was just a rumor.

And those rumors
disappeared the night
that Lincoln was killed.

I'm not sure I follow you,
Mr. Miller.

My great-grandfather
murdered his associates
for the gold,

and he setup John Wilkes Booth

because he knew that Johnwould be caught at the theater.

I have the gold now.

It's mine.

If what you're saying is true,
Mr. Miller,

then it would
greatly alter history.

History altered me.

I live with many secrets,
Ms. Weingarten,
but one of them is this;

It has bothered me
my entire life

that the whole world
thinks that John Wilkes Booth

was the mastermind
behind the assassination
of President Abraham Lincoln

when it was my great-grandfather

who was the sole mastermind
behind the killing.

Oh.

I see.

Well, when did your
great-grandfather die?

He escaped an ambush

during the final battle
of the Civil War.

Palmetto Ranch, Texas,
May 13th, 1865.

Knowing he would not survive,

he met a woman...
who would
alter his life forever.

So he escaped with
some Confederate soldiers

who would protect him
and his gold...

for all eternity.

Eternity.

Well, that's an awful long time,so, um...

[chuckles]

So, where is the gold today?

I have it.

You have it.

[laughs]

Where?

Like... here?

Okay.

So, uh, one last question:

Then why would you give us
your story to tell?

You're opening yourself
to Pandora's Box.

Any nutjob will be
banging down your door.

I live with Pandora's Box,
Ms. Weingarten.

Let them come.

That's not all I mean.

Like, why just now?

Why not your great-grandfather?

Why not your father?

Why wait 150 years
after the war?

I've heard many tales,
many accounts,

many fables of
my great-grandfather,
Dr. Vincent J. Miller.

This is my opportunity
to set the record straight

and... talk about
who he actually was.

Well, thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Miller,
for telling me your story.

My pleasure.

[soft chuckle]

- Thank you.
- For our time together.

Scratch, will you
please remove my microphone?

What the fuck
is going on with this?

Scratch, please tell me
that you got this all?

We have a project
in Glendale next.

[Vincent VO] Janet.

Like near Ridgewood Glendale?

Queens, lollipop.

I think, I don't know.

[Vincent]
Janet, I was hoping you could
remove some of this makeup.

Vincent, uh, you scared me.

I didn't see you come in.

It's funny, I thought you couldhear me talking to you.

Well, sit and let me
make you beautiful.
[chuckles]

I'll get out of your...

Your house is so amazing.

When I was a kid,
I had a dollhouse

that my Uncle Joe made for me
that looked just like this.

[Vincent VO]
Are we having fun yet, Cosmo?

You come to my house to snoop?

You just put all of these people in danger.

Cosmo, are you okay?

Yeah.

I gotta...
gotta go check on something.

[Vincent VO]
I'm glad you can hear me,
Cosmo.

[whispers] Jesus.

Uh, yeah,
could you put me through
to Detective Dyer, please?

Richard Dyer, yeah.

Um... tell him it's Cosmo.

Seth Cosmo.

Richard, hey, it's Cosmo.

It's gonna need to be tonight,
man.

Yeah.

I got a hunch about Lana
and this Miller guy.

Richard, ju...

Bring your new partner, Carol.

I don't know, make some shit up.

Use something
I said in my statement.

Bye.

[distant growling]

This can't be right.

What's up?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I was rolling on an empty chair.

This doesn't even make sense.

He was sitting there
for three fucking hours!

Okay, relax, relax,before you get all angry.

I told you to watch
the damn camera!

Don't yell at me!I didn't break the damn camera!

If I did, you wouldn't haverecorded a damn chair.

Just hold on.

This is a total waste of time.

Okay, look,maybe we could use the stills

that Lexy was snappingwith the audio from Scratch

and you have your segment,
Christina.

- Christina...
- Don't, stop...

I don't even know
how to explain this.

Oh, my God.

- What, Scratch, what?
- No audio.

How is that even possible?

You were sitting therelistening to every word he said

for three fucking hours!

I don't know.

I adjusted as we went along.

I can't explain this.

Shit.

- Watch your language.
- I'm 16.

And, so now it's okay
for you to curse?

How is this even you?

You never
drop the ball like this!

Look, I hear you great.

- Nothing from him.
- Shit!

Christina!

Something wrong?

Just issues with the equipment.

It's not your equipment.

It's times like thiswhere I really hate this curse.

I feel so isolated.

I'm not following.

This is a little
embarrassing to ask,

but I'm wondering if
there's any way that perhaps

you could film
a couple things for us again?

I'm sorry, I cannot.

Took a lot outta me.

I have some other business
to attend to.

Christina, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna pack up,
take a shower, veg out.

I may even go home tonight.

How about we
take the pictures from Lexy

and roll them together...

with the synopsis and...

Look, why don't wejust cut our losses

and cut this showfrom the segment?

Okay.
You know, I'm really tired

and maybe I'll just take a nap.

I wanna leave.

This-this place
is freaking me out.

Vincent... I don't know,let's just go.

Did something happen?

Everyone seems pretty tense.

Go to your makeup room,
lollipop.

Chris.

What the hell?

I did not shoot500 photos with the lens cap on.

Are you fucking kidding me?

[keys clicking]

[scoffs]

[static buzzing]

[static buzzing]

[laughing]

[gasps]

[Cosmo] Lex!

Lex!

- Hey.
- Hey.

- We need to talk.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, we do.
- You all right?

- No.
- Come on. What's going on?

No, there was a thing in there.

What thing, what happened?

I don't knowwhat the fuck it was!

- Lex!
- What?

Okay, this looks likea typical... a typical basement.

This doesn't feel right.
The basement is a bad idea.

He had something to do
with Lana Hill going missing.

Richard and Carol
will figure it out
when they get here.

Okay, if he had
something to do with it,

then we'd be able to
find something down here then.

He doesn't cast
a reflection in a mirror.

Can we just...

Can we just say
what needs to be said here?

He's a fucking vampire.

[laughing] A vampire?

- Lex--
- That sounds
totally ridiculous.

Did you just... Did you hearwhat just came outta your mouth?

Okay, Seth, a vampire?

- Hey, there's a jukebox.
- Lex.

Al Jolson.

Uh...

"Happy Days Are Here To Stay."

Damn, these records are old.

Whoa, did you feel that?

It's like déjà vu.

Déjà vu.

What?

Déjà vu.

It's him.

He has been fucking with us.

I know who...

or what you are.

You got me, Cosmo.

You're right, I am a vampire.

[laughing]

See, Lex.

I told you.

Seth.

What are you doing?

I've been chasing missing peoplefor a long time.

After a while,you develop a knack

for identifying those
who stick out.

Let me guess,
your Civil War story,

- that's not your grandfather.
- Mm...

It's you.

The skin condition, the air.

Very bright, Cosmo.

Once again, you are correct.

I am Dr. Vincent J. Miller.

Those whack-a-do's upstairs,

fussing around
with their equipment,

trying to figure out
why they can't figure you out.

- But we know why, don't we?
- Oh, we sure do, Cosmo.

Who are you talking to?

Cosmo.

Seth, what are you doing?

Let's have a drink, shall we?

This is a very fine Kentucky
straight bourbon whiskey.

It's rather old though.
I personally snatched it

from General Grant's
headquarters.

Very smooth.

Don't spill it.

Here's to 14 years
of being on the wagon.

No, here's to being liberated
after 14 years.

I was liberated at the end
of the Civil War

by the woman who would
alter my life forever.

[Lexy] Hello!
[clapping and snapping]

Wake up, what are you doing?

Have you been drinking?

Ahh...

[breathes deeply]

Cosmo, what are you doing?

He's pouring.

- He's okay.
- Who are you talking to?

Miller.

Is that when you
turned into a vampire?

- Yes.
- Seth, what are you doing?

You do realize that you've put
everyone in grave danger

with your unauthorized
investigation?

Even your friends,
Richard and Carol,

who are currently on their way.

We gotta get outta here.

Seth, come on, we gotta go!

You're just trying to get
inside my head.

You afraid of crucifixes
or some shit?

[laughs]
I was raised Catholic.

Crucifixes, holy water,
they don't work.

[Lexy] Seth, let's go!

Garlic, I love garlic.

Growing in my backyard
as we speak.

Seth! Seth...

Stake through the heart,hurts like hell, won't kill me.

Now, silver, mm.

[Lexy] Come on, we gotta go.

- That stings.
- [Lexy] Seth!

Let's go!

Seth! Seth!

[grunting]

No!

No...

[gasps]

Please!

[panting]

Please!

[screaming]

[Janet]I didn't know you were in here.

[mutters]

[Scratch]
Janet, what are you doing?

[laughs]

[water running]

[Janet]
Oh, shit, there's no soap.

Scratch, can you hand me
the soap, please?

[giggles]

Uh, yeah.

Sure.

Here, uh, look up
above the shower curtain.

[Janet] I can't reach that.

Can you hand it to me
like a gentleman, please?

[giggles]

There you go.

Where's the soap?

- Oh-oh here.
- [giggles]

It's really hot in here.

You don't like it steamy?

[both giggle]

Not when I can't see you,
that's no fun.

I didn't think we'd
be doing this right here.

I can't see you.

I'm sure if you wanted

you could reach out
and touch me.

Janet, it's really hot in here.

[growling]

[yelling]

[groaning]

Hello!

[laughing]

Hello?

[ears ringing]

[panting]

Hello, can you hear me?

Hello?

[Mrs. O'Brian] In here, sweetie.

[child giggles]

[Mrs. O'Brian]
Come on in, sweetie.

Come on, come on!

I'm waiting for you.

It's me.

It's me. [laughing]

Hello?

[Mrs. O'Brian]
Come in here, sweetie.

[laughing]

I can hear you.
[laughs]

I can hear you.

- [laughs]
- Mrs. O'Brian?

[screaming]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[choking]

[crickets chirping]

This is what
you're gonna do, McMahon.

You're gonna clean up
my investment.

You're gonna put it
in that machine, see.

And you're gonna run production as planned.

Do I make myself clear,
Mr. McMahon?

Because... I won't hesitate.

I will shoot you right here,
right now.

Right where you stand.

-Oh, God.
- Do I make myself clear?

- Mr...
- I hate this show.

[laughing]

Nancy,
why do you like such crap?

It's not crap, it's fun.

And good morning to you,sleepy head.

[static buzzing]

- Hey, where is everybody?
- I don't know.

I haven't seen anybody since
we wrapped filming hours ago.

Where's Scratch?

I think he went upstairsto take a shower.

It's midnight.

Why did you let me
sleep so long?

You said you wanted to sleep.

Yeah, well,
we gotta get going.

Okay, let's go.

[sighs]

Hey.

[door banging]

This is stuck.

You think Vincentlocked us in here?

Yeah, okay.

[gasps]

That can't be the same door
that we just came in.

Obviously not.

This house is so weird.

I don't know, did we
come through this door?

Freaking creepy.

I coulda sworn
we came through this door.

[knob clicks]

Oh, come on right now!

- [banging]
- Christina, just open it!

Come on!

[gasps]

What the fuck?

Language, but you're right.

What the fuck?

Oh, God.

Grab your phone and let's
get the hell out of here.

Now.

This is so weird.

Let's go.

Shh, shh, shh.

Okay.

- Shh, shh.
- I'm scared.

Listen, baby,
something is not right here.

You understand me?

[Vincent] There the bastard willlead me to the office and Tony.

- I need you to hide in there.
- No.

- Yeah.
- No.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

I will not let
anything happen to you.

You understand me?

You're gonna have to
hide in there.

No, no, no, no, no.

- It's gonna be okay, baby.
- Why?

- You go in there.
- No...

Please. Please, Nancy, go.

Thank you for taking care of us.

That's what we do.

I've never been to
a funeral parlor
that's open 24 hours.

It's odd hours for some,
convenient for others.

We are the only funeral parlor

open 24 hours
in the neighborhood,

in fact, the entire region.

Mm. I guess business is good.

We provide value.

As you can see,
there is a casket
for all types of budgets.

Usually they select one
based on who the person was

during the course of their life.

What type of person
was your father, Richard?

[Richard] A real piece of work.

But it's her father.

Yes, unfortunately he was.

Look, I just wanna bury the manand move on with my life, okay?

The man wasn't present
throughout my whole life,

and he treated my mother
like shit till her death.

So, it's his turn.

So, you know what just,
whatever.

Very sorry to hear that.

I understand.

If it's price, we have options.

No, he left us a ton of money,

as well as a ton of money
to bury him.

That one.
Let's just go with that one.

Four-two-two-nine-eight.

For the price,
you can't beat it.

[laughing]

So how long will we be
laying Fred out for viewing?

He had no friends or family,
just us.

I think we can skip that part.

How much do we save?

Oh, there will be savings.

Let's go back to the office.

Please.

[beeps]

Randolph, 4-2-2-9-8, please.

Christina, please.
[crying]

Nancy.

Nancy.

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[panting]

[Carol] What do you wanna do?
We have, like, five minutes.

- We gotta check these rooms.
- Fuck.

It's locked.

[lock rattling]

Hey!

[screaming]

[grunting]

[Vincent laughing echoes]

[Vincent VO] I only wanted
to tell my story, Christina.

[whimpering]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[Vincent VO]
You send investigators
into my house to snoop?

If they had gotten out,
if they had exploited me,

I would be the first stop on every future investigation.

I couldn't take that risk,
Christina.

- So it ends tonight!
- [screams]

[crying]

[grunts]

[screams]

[whimpering]

[Vincent grunts]

That's right, it does.

[screams]

[panting]

[whimpers]

[grunting]

[muffled gasp]

Oh, come on.

No, no, no.

[grunts]

Help me.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- [Randolph grunting]

[grunts]

- [screams]
- [mallet bangs]

[Randolph grunting]

[yells]

[screams]

Help!

[yelling]

Help me!

[Nancy screams]

[whimpering]

Oh, my God.

[screaming]

[clattering]

[grunting]

Christina?

Christina!

Christina!

Christina!

Help, help, help!

[breathing heavily]

Nancy?

Nancy?

Nancy!

- Nancy! Nancy, baby!
- [banging]

No, honey, please!

Nancy! Nancy, please!
[whimpers]

Nancy!

[mutters]

Help!

Help, help!

Help, please, help!

Help me, please!

Please, help, please!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.Are you crazy or something?

I coulda killed you.

- Thank you.
- What the hell are you doing

jumping in the middleof the damn street anyway?

- They killed my sister.
- Is someone chasing you?

He killed my sister.
[whimpers]

Let me take you to the doctor
or-or the sheriff, or both.

Everybody's-everybody's dead.

Let me take you to my cousin,
my cousin is a doctor.

- He lives just down the street.- Everybody's dead.

Oh, don't you worry,
little girl.

I'll figure it out, all right?

He's one of the best doctors.

We're coming up on his houseright now.

- [Nancy] No, no.
- What's the matter?

No, let me out!

- No, no, no!
- He's only a doctor.

No!

- No, let me out!
- You're freaking out like
he's gonna

- bite you or something.
- No!

- No, no, no, no!
- [laughing]

[crickets chirping]