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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,131 --> 00:00:28,797 "October 7th 1933" 2 00:00:41,573 --> 00:00:43,323 "Condemned with the death sentence by the Nazis" 3 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:45,281 "The Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein" 4 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:48,115 "creator of the theory of relativity" 5 00:00:48,407 --> 00:00:52,365 "Considered by the chancellor Hitler as false Jewish science" 6 00:00:52,657 --> 00:00:58,156 "sets sail today on board of the Westmorland to the USA" 7 00:01:31,698 --> 00:01:36,198 G, I, M... G, I, M... 8 00:01:37,948 --> 00:01:39,490 Fuck! 9 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,156 Mr. Einstein, please 10 00:02:50,365 --> 00:02:51,698 "Hello, yes?" 11 00:02:55,407 --> 00:02:57,073 Chloe! Thank you for seeing me 12 00:02:57,198 --> 00:02:59,407 No, commissioner I assure you there's no danger 13 00:02:59,573 --> 00:03:01,532 It's just a young boy in love with a Muslim 14 00:03:01,657 --> 00:03:04,115 who pretended to convert in order to sleep with her 15 00:03:04,906 --> 00:03:06,740 Set him free, otherwise you will have a big problem 16 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:11,240 Listen, you're asking me and I'm telling you what I know 17 00:03:12,323 --> 00:03:13,698 Have a nice day 18 00:03:15,865 --> 00:03:17,156 Now it's my turn 19 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:19,323 I really don't have any time Madam Le Couidec-Mertens 20 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:22,115 But I can confirm that within a year 21 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,073 you will become the best selling tire brand in China 22 00:03:24,198 --> 00:03:25,532 Yes, there's no problem with the tires 23 00:03:25,657 --> 00:03:28,490 But my husband, regarding what we talked about last week 24 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:30,948 I have a weird feeling 25 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:32,824 I can never remember what I say you know 26 00:03:32,948 --> 00:03:35,532 A handsome man, it's totally normal to cheat sometimes 27 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,448 But you said that it's done 28 00:03:40,532 --> 00:03:43,906 The traction of fluids does not prevent the entanglement of fluids 29 00:03:44,031 --> 00:03:45,532 He's staying with me then? 30 00:03:47,865 --> 00:03:51,240 Everything is good, they told me that it's your lucky year 31 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:54,156 - Mr. Grimal is downstairs - I'm coming 32 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,073 I have a bad feeling since three days 33 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,573 For example when I'm crossing the road 34 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,573 - I fear a car might hit me - Don't think about the negative 35 00:04:02,905 --> 00:04:04,198 Nelly, I won't have any time to pass again 36 00:04:04,365 --> 00:04:05,698 Do you have the ticket to Nice? 37 00:04:05,948 --> 00:04:08,573 - Still no plane - And concerning Sebastian... 38 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,532 I know there's a big difference in age 39 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:12,365 There's no other woman in his life 40 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:15,365 - Are you sure? - Have I ever been wrong? 41 00:04:17,989 --> 00:04:19,615 No, no, I have already reached my ceiling 42 00:04:19,948 --> 00:04:21,906 You're too generous, Chloe 43 00:04:22,031 --> 00:04:24,615 Who am I donating to this week? 44 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,240 Medical research or the popular relief fund? 45 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:27,865 Both 46 00:04:50,698 --> 00:04:53,031 - Hello, my dear - Sebastian, I'm done 47 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:01,657 - See you soon - Sebastian! 48 00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:05,365 My baby! 49 00:05:06,698 --> 00:05:07,989 Everything is fine 50 00:05:09,281 --> 00:05:12,281 I'm very lucky 51 00:05:18,989 --> 00:05:20,323 No 52 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,448 No 53 00:05:26,031 --> 00:05:28,740 - Yes - Really? It's not the best resume 54 00:05:28,905 --> 00:05:30,490 It has the best energy 55 00:05:38,407 --> 00:05:39,740 It's you 56 00:05:42,323 --> 00:05:44,281 It bothers me that you have done this 57 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:46,240 You know very well that I'm not the best 58 00:05:46,365 --> 00:05:47,782 You can become the best 59 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:50,156 Let's go to my place 60 00:05:50,281 --> 00:05:51,906 I really want to but I'm busy 61 00:05:52,698 --> 00:05:54,407 Can you drop me off at the NATO headquarters? 62 00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:56,906 Again? What do they want? 63 00:05:57,115 --> 00:06:00,906 Defense secrets Plan B? 64 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:09,657 G, I, M 65 00:06:10,532 --> 00:06:11,865 Equal 66 00:06:12,156 --> 00:06:13,490 Come on 67 00:06:14,824 --> 00:06:18,407 EKLG minus one half... 68 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:20,865 Yes! 69 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,948 G, I, M... T 70 00:06:31,031 --> 00:06:34,657 - What did I say? - It's not always clear 71 00:06:34,948 --> 00:06:36,740 I liked your 4 by 4 better 72 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:44,198 Albert, why would he record me while having sex? 73 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:46,905 Can you for once, just for once 74 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,073 tell me anything about my private life? 75 00:06:50,073 --> 00:06:52,281 Yes, I know and now I'm the one asking you 76 00:06:56,657 --> 00:07:00,073 No Albert, I agreed on peace I didn't agree on war 77 00:07:03,698 --> 00:07:06,281 I love you too but you're driving me crazy 78 00:07:31,573 --> 00:07:35,824 No, no, no 79 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:39,198 No 80 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:48,407 - Are the weapons here? - What? 81 00:07:48,532 --> 00:07:50,365 The jihadists weapons 82 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:53,031 Mr. president of the risk prevention commission 83 00:07:53,323 --> 00:07:56,281 Let me inform you that it's a shoe factory 84 00:08:00,365 --> 00:08:01,698 Yes 85 00:08:01,989 --> 00:08:04,240 Mr. president the experts are definitive 86 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:06,824 Your experts, General Beck Not ours 87 00:08:06,906 --> 00:08:10,073 I remind you that we're in a joint operation 88 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,448 between NATO and the European Union 89 00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:15,532 Represented here by the risk prevention commission 90 00:08:15,698 --> 00:08:18,782 which is the only decision-maker when it comes to choosing targets 91 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,073 Go ahead 92 00:08:22,824 --> 00:08:24,573 Confirming target 13 93 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:30,740 Let's continue 94 00:08:31,865 --> 00:08:34,532 I'm too tired, I would rather not take any risk 95 00:08:34,657 --> 00:08:35,948 Come now 96 00:08:36,657 --> 00:08:39,115 We all know your success rate 97 00:08:39,948 --> 00:08:41,323 Since you started working with the commission 98 00:08:41,698 --> 00:08:44,490 You have already helped in avoiding 14 terrorist attacks 99 00:08:45,407 --> 00:08:49,031 Chloe, we have to get rid of these terrorists 100 00:08:49,782 --> 00:08:52,865 - Wait, I have a doubt - It's too late 101 00:08:57,073 --> 00:09:01,906 G, T, I, M minus one half 102 00:09:02,156 --> 00:09:05,532 G, I, M, T 103 00:09:06,573 --> 00:09:07,948 I suppose the T is in lowercase 104 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,698 I have no idea, she talks in her sleep, I can't wake her up 105 00:09:11,698 --> 00:09:12,989 Can that help you? 106 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:14,989 I'm a quantum physicist 107 00:09:15,115 --> 00:09:17,698 And this is more about space-time 108 00:09:17,865 --> 00:09:19,532 Alexia, chance doesn't exist 109 00:09:19,782 --> 00:09:22,905 I met you because this formula is meant to help your research 110 00:09:23,948 --> 00:09:25,281 We will see 111 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,906 An equation like this can take me all night 112 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:29,156 All? 113 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:31,948 Excuse me 114 00:09:32,073 --> 00:09:34,115 I'm in a reunion, how was yours? 115 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,865 No, what's her name? 116 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,573 Who? 117 00:09:37,698 --> 00:09:38,989 You're fucking a redhead wearing a blue shirt 118 00:09:39,989 --> 00:09:41,824 - Not... - Not what? 119 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,156 I predicted what's going to happen as always, is that it? 120 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:45,865 You're an ass, Damien 121 00:09:46,824 --> 00:09:48,323 What am I to you? 122 00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:52,490 "You are... You're you, Chloe..." 123 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,573 Is there something wrong? 124 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,031 But... 125 00:10:01,156 --> 00:10:03,115 When your future ex calls 126 00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:06,448 talk to her in the rest room That's called respect 127 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:08,905 - Thank you - Thank you 128 00:10:08,989 --> 00:10:10,323 But, wait! 129 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:11,782 Wait! 130 00:10:11,906 --> 00:10:13,989 Wait, Alexia, you're not just going to leave me like this 131 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,156 - Really? - There are no taxis 132 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,115 You will get sick 133 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,740 And Chloe just saw me making love to you, she's never wrong 134 00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:23,281 First time for everything 135 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:24,740 Wait! 136 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:26,782 - Alexia! - Taxi! 137 00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:32,615 I'm coming back tomorrow 138 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,031 I have six appointments, radio 139 00:10:34,156 --> 00:10:35,865 and one interview in prime time I can't see you at all 140 00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:39,073 Delay your IPO and call my assistant again 141 00:10:39,281 --> 00:10:40,865 Excuse me, I have another call 142 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,824 Fucking... 143 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,031 Why aren't you paying attention? 144 00:10:45,323 --> 00:10:46,657 I'm sorry, I didn't see you 145 00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:50,365 No, mom, I'm coming back tomorrow morning at 8 am 146 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,031 and tonight I have an appointment 147 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,073 Yes, appointment at midnight 148 00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:04,198 Fuck! Why didn't you warn me? 149 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,073 - Are your bees better? - No 150 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,323 "The beautiful life..." 151 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:27,281 "Without love no worries, no problems" 152 00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:32,323 "Yes, the beautiful life" 153 00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:40,365 "We are alone, we are free and we're in love" 154 00:12:50,532 --> 00:12:55,198 I don't understand they are perfectly healthy 155 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,115 Why are they dying, Dad? 156 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,323 "Albert Einstein you are really chatty" 157 00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:35,407 "Yes, but not many people listen to me anymore" 158 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:37,698 What's going on, Albert? 159 00:13:38,532 --> 00:13:40,240 Why did you stop speaking to me? 160 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,698 A singer undergoing chemotherapy 161 00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:49,198 She's asking me if she should accept an opera next year 162 00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:51,198 It's really important 163 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,865 Stop it! 164 00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:05,490 "Hello, it's Damien Grimal I'm not available" 165 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:09,448 Damien, I know it's not always easy 166 00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,240 to be in a relationship with a medium 167 00:14:11,865 --> 00:14:13,407 I'm sorry if I was too harsh on you 168 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:16,323 But I'm having big problems with Albert 169 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:23,073 Before, he was just jealous but now... 170 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,740 Call me 171 00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:31,782 I need... 172 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,698 I need to trust you 173 00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:38,865 Fuck! Pain in the ass 174 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:44,156 "Albert Einstein, you have said "I believe in life after death" 175 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,782 - "because energy..." - "Cannot die" 176 00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:51,448 It morphs, it circulates It never stops 177 00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:54,156 Then, tell us, what will you do when you die? 178 00:14:54,948 --> 00:14:56,824 What I failed at while I was alive 179 00:14:57,532 --> 00:15:00,740 Educate a child and make him happy 180 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:03,407 Stop all wars 181 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:08,323 Help human beings to love each other more 182 00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:11,407 and to control their future 183 00:15:12,198 --> 00:15:15,657 - and save the bees - Bees? Why the bees? 184 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:21,073 80 percent of fruits and vegetables can't reproduce without bees 185 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,657 I have done the math 186 00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:25,948 The day the bees will disappear 187 00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:31,073 mankind will only have left four years to live 188 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,698 "Kindly, verify..." 189 00:15:38,824 --> 00:15:40,865 What an honor? You came to pick me up yourself 190 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:43,740 I'm a good editor I'm going with you to the radio 191 00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:45,948 We will have enough time to talk about my divorce 192 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,073 Regarding what you felt last week 193 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,740 I'm wondering if I should renegotiate... 194 00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:53,657 - Are you all right? - Yes 195 00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,073 I didn't eat anything since yesterday noon 196 00:15:56,198 --> 00:15:57,698 Come, we have enough time 197 00:16:01,281 --> 00:16:02,906 Everything is looking very good for this evening 198 00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:06,281 An interview like this on the eve of the book's publishing 199 00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:08,240 It's great 200 00:16:09,532 --> 00:16:11,156 - Waiter - I'm coming right away 201 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:14,905 Dedicate it to Roland Buech 202 00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,073 Roland Buech? The psychoanalyst? 203 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:18,906 He's a commentator in tonight's episode of Verite Oblige 204 00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:20,865 It's excellent, for the audience 205 00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:23,156 But, he's vicious He doesn't believe in anything 206 00:16:23,323 --> 00:16:24,657 He would do whatever he can to belittle me 207 00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:26,824 Predict for him something personal and that will shut him up 208 00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:28,365 It's not my job 209 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,365 I'm not a circus show, let's cancel it 210 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,657 I understand but read your contract 211 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:36,532 If you refuse to do the promotion 212 00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:38,948 You have to reimburse me a partial disproportionate payment 213 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,073 that you have made me pay for the cystic fibrosis 214 00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:47,240 Excuse me, yes? 215 00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:51,073 No, sir I have personal reassurances 216 00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:52,906 that Isabelle will accept the shared custody 217 00:16:53,281 --> 00:16:56,740 - I want a coffee, please - Is that all? 218 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,573 Don't leave 219 00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:08,115 Hello, yes? Hey, listen Chloe 220 00:17:08,573 --> 00:17:13,031 - I think we should stop - Stop what? Us? 221 00:17:14,323 --> 00:17:16,407 I feel like you're sad because of me 222 00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:18,407 I'm blaming myself and... 223 00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,407 You're worried about my professional reputation? 224 00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:22,782 "It would be bad for me if your boss finds out" 225 00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,905 I made him hire a loser just because he's my lover? 226 00:17:24,989 --> 00:17:26,948 It's not fortune telling anymore it's paranoia 227 00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:28,532 There's something wrong with you Chloe 228 00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:30,156 Bastard! 229 00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:31,657 I'm not leaving you for another Chloe 230 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:33,198 I just don't love the woman you have become 231 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:35,031 "You have another call" 232 00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:37,240 Answer it, it's very urgent for sure 233 00:17:39,698 --> 00:17:41,448 You are not leaving her for another woman? 234 00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:46,156 "Yes, it's your mother, I have been trying to call you for an hour" 235 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,615 My washing machine stopped working this morning 236 00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:50,490 "Which brand gives you a good vibe?" 237 00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:51,906 "Bosch, Samsung, or Siemens?" 238 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,698 - Buy the most expensive one - "Thank you honey" 239 00:17:54,989 --> 00:17:57,115 - I will call you later - Mom, wait 240 00:17:58,323 --> 00:18:01,989 - I'm not good, please... - And next time when you're Nice 241 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,448 Let me know beforehand 242 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,573 I have four important people I promised them a consultation 243 00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:07,490 You have to see them What will I look like otherwise? 244 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:12,905 What can I get you? 245 00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:14,989 - To be left alone - It's not on the menu 246 00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,824 But I will ask the chef 247 00:18:28,532 --> 00:18:29,865 I will call you later 248 00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:31,906 Waiter, one cup of coffee 249 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:36,073 Chloe! 250 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,407 Do you want another one? 251 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,865 "The president of the risk prevention commission" 252 00:18:46,948 --> 00:18:48,365 "all the experts are official" 253 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,031 "There hadn't been any weapon warehouse" 254 00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:52,365 "What was it? A wrong target?" 255 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,698 "Who do you trust, Miss?" 256 00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:59,407 "The armed forces of the free world or the terrorist propaganda?" 257 00:18:59,657 --> 00:19:01,657 "A comment about the resignation of General Beck" 258 00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:03,865 "the deputy director of the NATO operations" 259 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,365 - "No comments" - "Thank you" 260 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,657 Excuse me, can you drop me off at the Saint-Jack clinic? 261 00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:09,073 Is there something wrong? 262 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,905 "Let's jump straight away to the weather segment" 263 00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:14,698 - Waiter, I have a train - I'm coming, Miss 264 00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:17,448 - I want... - I... 265 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,198 One Peruvian salad, one falafel 266 00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:22,407 Two yakitori, two GreenWay One red Sancerre wine 267 00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:25,989 - Right away - How did he guess? 268 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:29,448 - I want a double espresso - In a big cup with a bit of hot water 269 00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:31,073 Just like your grandfather 270 00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:33,073 My grandfather? Why are you talking about my grandfather? 271 00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:35,156 He just told me that he's your grandfather 272 00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:39,156 - No, sir, it's impossible - I don't understand 273 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:40,615 Yes, you do understand 274 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,031 You just talked to me in French with a German accent 275 00:19:42,156 --> 00:19:43,824 He just told me that at least he should be free to smoke 276 00:19:43,948 --> 00:19:45,281 Please explain to him 277 00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:46,740 that if we're on the rooftop we're not in the station 278 00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:48,156 I don't have the right to do that 279 00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:49,865 Excuse me but he's your grandfather 280 00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,365 My grandfather just died 281 00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:54,073 Wait a second I just heard him say 282 00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,865 "He's good and he says thank you for his young girl" 283 00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:59,824 - I don't allow you - Who is talking to me? 284 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,031 It's a disgrace! I'm mourning, Sir 285 00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:05,615 He's saying thank you for what? 286 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:10,073 For the Nazis? For the euthanasia 287 00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:15,448 Miss, come back, come back! 288 00:20:15,573 --> 00:20:17,448 Zac, what's going on? 289 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,532 You're bothering the clients now? 290 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,740 What's wrong with me? 291 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:24,323 That's what I'm asking you 292 00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:29,323 Thank you, Chloe Thank you 293 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:32,156 You have done a helluva job not telling me about this accident 294 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,573 I know you predicted it but if you would have told me 295 00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:36,532 I would have paid attention before crossing the road 296 00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:39,573 And I would have ruined the best moments of my marriage 297 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,031 Sebastian has never been so nice 298 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:46,281 In hardships we know the true feelings of a person 299 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:47,740 Sit down 300 00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:52,198 I sent you a message just to stay discreet 301 00:20:52,407 --> 00:20:54,448 They want to open me up to put an implant 302 00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:56,031 Who should do the operation? 303 00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:57,906 Moulin or Hokaido? 304 00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:01,115 - I should see their photos - I have better than that 305 00:21:01,615 --> 00:21:03,657 Hokaido's glasses and Moulin's pen 306 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:07,073 On one side, I'm safe with Moulin he has the experience 307 00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:08,989 I trust him 308 00:21:09,281 --> 00:21:11,532 We eat lunch on the bay together every Saturday 309 00:21:11,657 --> 00:21:14,448 But on the other hand Hokaido is young 310 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:15,905 and he has the Japanese attention for detail 311 00:21:16,532 --> 00:21:19,031 Who do you think is better, Chloe? Moulin or Hokaido? 312 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,906 Hokaido, I also have a good feeling about him 313 00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:27,905 By the way, Moulin is overwhelmed He recommended his assistant 314 00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:30,824 I will tell them that I found these on the ground 315 00:21:30,906 --> 00:21:32,905 That they lost them while checking up on me 316 00:21:34,198 --> 00:21:36,615 This is itching me it's bothering me 317 00:21:39,824 --> 00:21:42,615 But isn't it a risky to just leave it here? 318 00:21:42,782 --> 00:21:44,490 Are they going to steal it? Who? 319 00:21:44,657 --> 00:21:47,490 I... I don't feel well 320 00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:48,906 I'm going 321 00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,698 Save yourself, yes, quickly 322 00:21:50,905 --> 00:21:53,906 Thank you for passing by even though you're on high demand 323 00:21:54,031 --> 00:21:56,448 You're really the best the most reliable 324 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,532 Hello again, my love 325 00:22:15,948 --> 00:22:18,490 A quick drink in front of the TV? Here you go 326 00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:29,281 "Good job with the shoe factory" 327 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:31,657 No one thinks it was a wrong target 328 00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:33,156 Really? 329 00:22:33,281 --> 00:22:36,698 And thanks to you, NATO has replaced General Beck 330 00:22:37,448 --> 00:22:38,865 It was long overdue! 331 00:22:38,948 --> 00:22:40,615 A strong career but he's very old 332 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:42,490 "Are you still going to see" 333 00:22:42,615 --> 00:22:44,115 "the Princess of Qatar the day after tomorrow?" 334 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:45,782 How do you know that? 335 00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:48,115 You're not my only source of information, Chloe 336 00:22:48,657 --> 00:22:53,657 Well, it's crucial that your client persuades the Emir 337 00:22:53,782 --> 00:22:56,031 to condemn Moscow's position 338 00:22:56,156 --> 00:22:57,490 It's not in my powers, sir 339 00:22:57,615 --> 00:22:58,906 "Yes, you will tell her" 340 00:22:59,031 --> 00:23:01,532 "My voices are telling me..." and that's it 341 00:23:01,782 --> 00:23:03,156 That isn't how a medium consultation goes 342 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,740 "Mrs. Delmart, I remind you that you're under a contract" 343 00:23:05,865 --> 00:23:07,824 with the European Union and that it's an order 344 00:23:08,989 --> 00:23:10,323 She makes me mad 345 00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:12,989 She's beautiful but very nervous 346 00:23:16,989 --> 00:23:18,989 - Good morning, Miss - Good morning 347 00:23:19,156 --> 00:23:22,198 I'm sorry to barge in but I saw you in the news 348 00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:24,448 I present myself, Professor... 349 00:23:24,698 --> 00:23:28,115 - Moulin? - You're really good 350 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,906 A very old friend of mine is always talking about you and praising you 351 00:23:34,989 --> 00:23:38,698 - The... The... - The Couidec? 352 00:23:39,031 --> 00:23:40,824 Yes! Yes! 353 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:48,906 Between us, how will her leg operation go? 354 00:23:49,031 --> 00:23:50,532 Better, better 355 00:23:50,657 --> 00:23:53,448 I'm saying, right now, good 356 00:23:53,782 --> 00:23:55,073 Excuse me 357 00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:57,365 - Yes? - "Chloe, the taxi is in hurry" 358 00:23:57,615 --> 00:23:59,365 "and your live interview is starting in quarter to the hour" 359 00:24:02,198 --> 00:24:04,657 Madam Le Couidec I have passed her on to Hokaido 360 00:24:04,989 --> 00:24:07,198 But, I will do the operation 361 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,824 Hello, Chloe, how are you? 362 00:24:13,573 --> 00:24:14,905 How did the radio go? 363 00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:16,490 Not well, how many are there? 364 00:24:16,615 --> 00:24:18,281 One at 2:30 pm and one at 3 pm 365 00:24:18,407 --> 00:24:20,615 Your 4 pm appointment is late but your 4:30 pm will be early 366 00:24:20,948 --> 00:24:22,281 We have a problem, Nelly 367 00:24:23,115 --> 00:24:25,115 - I can't see anything - Nothing? 368 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,824 Albert isn't sending me any information 369 00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:28,490 He's just in a bad mood he will start again 370 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,115 Do you remember when you started dating a German soldier? 371 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,073 When he's mad at me I get the migraines 372 00:24:33,323 --> 00:24:34,782 But I'm feeling good 373 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:36,824 Everything is off but I'm feeling fine 374 00:24:36,906 --> 00:24:38,989 as if I'm on a vacation 375 00:24:40,031 --> 00:24:42,824 Nothing on my mind there's absolutely nothing 376 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,281 Assistant of Chloe Delmart, hello Don't hang up, thank you 377 00:24:47,824 --> 00:24:49,156 Madam Le Couidec-Mertens 378 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,031 Tell her I have an emergency with a foreigner 379 00:24:55,073 --> 00:24:56,532 I have to talk to you, Zac 380 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,031 You accused a client of killing her grandfather 381 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,573 and you tell another one that she's a cheater 382 00:25:03,698 --> 00:25:04,989 and you don't let old people order champagne 383 00:25:05,115 --> 00:25:06,448 telling them to go bright in the morning to the emergency room 384 00:25:06,698 --> 00:25:07,989 Are you trying to bankrupt me? 385 00:25:09,532 --> 00:25:11,365 My younger brother She's the boss 386 00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:12,824 Nice to meet you 387 00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:15,490 Wait a second 388 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,407 Guillaume's brother just lost his job 389 00:25:17,573 --> 00:25:19,115 You certainly won't fire me without notice 390 00:25:19,365 --> 00:25:22,073 for a professional misconduct and hire him in my stead 391 00:25:22,198 --> 00:25:25,073 Me? I would never think about doing something like that 392 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:27,740 But... 393 00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:33,115 Is there something wrong? 394 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:35,989 Zac, are you all right? 395 00:25:36,365 --> 00:25:37,824 I just lost my job 396 00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:41,532 - It's not honey, it's wax - I know 397 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,115 It's clogged 398 00:25:50,323 --> 00:25:51,906 What? The Ry d'Argent 2008? It's impossible 399 00:25:52,156 --> 00:25:54,989 Not the Ry d'Argent, the bottle on the right, Chateau-Les-Cranes 400 00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:58,365 - Chateau-Legrand? - He's saying that 401 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,989 Yes, because the wine bottles are speaking to you too 402 00:26:01,115 --> 00:26:03,198 - "Help me, sir, I'm clogged!" - No, it's not like that 403 00:26:03,323 --> 00:26:04,782 I'm hearing a voice, one voice The same voice all the time 404 00:26:04,905 --> 00:26:06,365 telling me everything that's going on around me 405 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:08,240 Like what? Joan of Arc? 406 00:26:08,365 --> 00:26:10,281 An old man who has a soft voice and an accent 407 00:26:10,657 --> 00:26:12,156 It's the cop frequency, the Wi-Fi 408 00:26:12,365 --> 00:26:14,240 I don't know disruptions in your cellphone 409 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,698 No, that's not it 410 00:26:16,031 --> 00:26:17,365 He's telling me what everyone is thinking 411 00:26:17,573 --> 00:26:18,905 what are their names and will happen to them 412 00:26:18,989 --> 00:26:20,323 He sends me photos as well 413 00:26:20,657 --> 00:26:21,948 Really? What's going to happen to me? 414 00:26:24,281 --> 00:26:26,240 You will make fun of me and give me an expired foie gras 415 00:26:26,448 --> 00:26:27,782 Yes, it's good you mentioned it 416 00:26:28,532 --> 00:26:30,198 Two days after the expiration date won't kill you 417 00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:32,323 Olivier, you have gone to medical school for three years 418 00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:34,323 Tell me honestly am I losing my mind? 419 00:26:34,448 --> 00:26:35,906 No, but you should do some tests 420 00:26:36,031 --> 00:26:38,073 You may have a compression in the right temporal lobe 421 00:26:38,198 --> 00:26:40,156 It can cause altered states of consciousness 422 00:26:40,615 --> 00:26:42,323 illusions, mystical visions 423 00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,448 extra-sensory perceptions 424 00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:45,905 And can a person become a fortune teller just like that 425 00:26:46,031 --> 00:26:47,365 suddenly? 426 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,824 Look, people are so stupid you can make some money 427 00:26:49,115 --> 00:26:50,948 Because I'm sorry but I can no longer sell your honey 428 00:26:51,073 --> 00:26:52,448 All the customers are returning it they find it yucky 429 00:26:52,573 --> 00:26:54,115 Because it's real honey I don't add any sugar 430 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:55,782 You should 431 00:26:59,073 --> 00:27:00,448 What else is wrong? 432 00:27:01,115 --> 00:27:02,824 You should see your mother more 433 00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:06,365 Why? 434 00:27:41,948 --> 00:27:43,490 It's beautiful the renovation of the park 435 00:27:44,407 --> 00:27:45,740 They can 436 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,365 I see that they increased your monthly payments 437 00:27:50,573 --> 00:27:52,115 I'm costing you too much, Chloe 438 00:27:52,281 --> 00:27:53,698 It's nothing 439 00:27:58,156 --> 00:28:00,073 You rarely come during the week 440 00:28:05,824 --> 00:28:07,615 Is everything good with your lover? 441 00:28:07,906 --> 00:28:09,989 No, and that's not the problem 442 00:28:14,198 --> 00:28:18,115 What's wrong Chloe? You seem not yourself 443 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,905 - I lost Albert - Lost? 444 00:28:28,782 --> 00:28:31,281 He isn't here anymore He's not talking to me anymore 445 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,657 He isn't letting me predict anything 446 00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:38,281 I have warned you 447 00:28:39,905 --> 00:28:41,865 He wanted you to disarm the planet, Chloe 448 00:28:41,948 --> 00:28:43,490 But not by using bombs, come on! 449 00:28:47,698 --> 00:28:49,490 Chloe, you have been using it for years 450 00:28:50,031 --> 00:28:51,365 You have been disturbing him 451 00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:53,115 and asking him things he has nothing to do with 452 00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:56,031 And you're sad 453 00:28:57,865 --> 00:28:59,905 He couldn't carry on living with you 454 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:02,657 Excuse me 455 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:07,031 "General or local anesthesia?" 456 00:29:07,824 --> 00:29:11,532 "Local" 457 00:29:12,615 --> 00:29:13,906 Did you think about it, my love? 458 00:29:14,156 --> 00:29:15,906 Are you sure you want the local anesthesia? 459 00:29:16,073 --> 00:29:17,740 Don't you prefer to be completely asleep? 460 00:29:18,198 --> 00:29:20,323 I like it better when you wake me up 461 00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:23,906 Let's go 462 00:29:25,989 --> 00:29:27,448 See you later, Mr. Le Couidec 463 00:29:28,657 --> 00:29:29,948 Hurry up! 464 00:29:38,281 --> 00:29:40,156 Georges, what should I do to make Albert come back? 465 00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:43,365 I don't know 466 00:29:44,906 --> 00:29:46,365 You really want him? 467 00:29:48,532 --> 00:29:50,156 We have lived together for a long time 468 00:29:51,365 --> 00:29:54,115 I can't be alone like this I'm nothing without him 469 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,782 No one loves me for who I am 470 00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:03,031 Everyone is using me 471 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:06,615 And it's unbearable this silence 472 00:30:07,782 --> 00:30:09,989 Maybe it's a necessary test 473 00:30:10,323 --> 00:30:11,906 a step in your evolution 474 00:30:12,532 --> 00:30:14,573 He will come back once you overcome it 475 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:18,240 I will appear on Verite Oblige tonight with Roland Buech 476 00:30:18,448 --> 00:30:19,782 I should cancel it 477 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:21,698 No, on the contrary rise to the challenge 478 00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:24,906 If you're at risk Albert won't let you fail 479 00:30:31,407 --> 00:30:32,906 What if he's gone for good? 480 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,198 Maybe he left me for someone else 481 00:30:38,156 --> 00:30:39,905 We may need him too 482 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,573 That doesn't mean he's cheating on you 483 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:44,824 He's just sleeping out 484 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:16,407 Why are they dying? 485 00:31:17,448 --> 00:31:18,865 Why are they killing each other? 486 00:31:20,532 --> 00:31:21,865 What do you mean, "I will see"? 487 00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:25,323 What will I see? When will I see it? 488 00:31:25,865 --> 00:31:27,782 I want an answer now Right away! 489 00:31:28,281 --> 00:31:29,615 "Shut up!" 490 00:31:33,198 --> 00:31:34,573 "Fate is wild" 491 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:36,989 To think I'm doing your makeup! 492 00:31:37,782 --> 00:31:39,323 Can I ask something? 493 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:42,240 A guy named Cedric invited me to dinner Saturday 494 00:31:43,115 --> 00:31:45,448 Make an appointment with my secretary 495 00:31:45,698 --> 00:31:47,115 I did, but it's in 3 months 496 00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:49,573 Sorry, I'm booked until then 497 00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:52,824 All I want to know is should I say yes or no for Saturday? 498 00:31:53,989 --> 00:31:55,905 Say yes He won't wait 3 months 499 00:31:55,989 --> 00:31:57,323 Thank you! 500 00:31:57,448 --> 00:32:00,115 - Ms. Delmart? - He's not "the one". Is he? 501 00:32:00,865 --> 00:32:03,323 Give him a chance Coming 502 00:32:14,782 --> 00:32:16,448 She's the best psychic around! 503 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:19,740 Except that clairvoyance doesn't exist 504 00:32:22,865 --> 00:32:24,407 "He was forced..." 505 00:32:24,698 --> 00:32:26,532 "NATO's mission is not..." 506 00:32:27,657 --> 00:32:29,490 "Yes" 507 00:32:32,031 --> 00:32:36,407 From what I have read you're what specialists call 508 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,323 "a channel" 509 00:32:38,615 --> 00:32:41,240 Through which someone speaks to you 510 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:43,532 from the spirit world 511 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,240 - Is that right? - Yes 512 00:32:45,824 --> 00:32:47,615 What is this informer's name? 513 00:32:48,031 --> 00:32:49,824 I'm not allowed to reveal it 514 00:32:49,906 --> 00:32:52,156 Medical confidentiality... 515 00:32:52,573 --> 00:32:55,281 Yet you don't mind to fill your book 516 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,740 with the names of famous people who solicit you 517 00:32:57,865 --> 00:32:59,989 Only those who said I could 518 00:33:00,198 --> 00:33:04,615 At 300 euros a visit I hope you give them discounts 519 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,490 Only those who can afford it pay 520 00:33:06,657 --> 00:33:08,905 For the others... no availabilities 521 00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:12,740 I take no more than 900 a week 522 00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:14,573 Above that 523 00:33:14,824 --> 00:33:17,865 I ask them to donate to a charity 524 00:33:19,989 --> 00:33:22,323 G, I, M 525 00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:25,989 equals E, K, L 526 00:33:26,115 --> 00:33:28,073 What proves you're a real psychic? 527 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,407 The fact that suckers buy into your phony visions? 528 00:33:31,532 --> 00:33:35,365 What proves you're a good shrink? The number of depressed people 529 00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:37,865 you keep dependent on you if they can pay? 530 00:33:37,948 --> 00:33:39,407 Your reply, Roland Buech? 531 00:33:39,698 --> 00:33:40,989 Let's run a test 532 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:44,657 - My niece's first name? - Clairvoyance is serious, sir 533 00:33:45,281 --> 00:33:48,156 A private relationship between consenting adults 534 00:33:48,281 --> 00:33:49,615 Let's respect my privacy 535 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:53,782 In this envelope is a picture that doesn't concern me 536 00:33:55,407 --> 00:33:56,865 What is it of? 537 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,657 "I won't play this game" 538 00:34:01,824 --> 00:34:04,573 "My association "Open your Eyes" offers a million euros" 539 00:34:04,698 --> 00:34:07,323 "to anyone with proof of paranormal activity" 540 00:34:07,532 --> 00:34:09,073 "What is it a picture of?" 541 00:34:09,198 --> 00:34:10,905 "It doesn't work like this" 542 00:34:11,156 --> 00:34:13,240 She's a quack, a total quack 543 00:34:13,365 --> 00:34:16,657 When you corner her she wiggles her way out 544 00:34:17,782 --> 00:34:19,198 Mona Lisa 545 00:34:19,865 --> 00:34:22,448 In the envelope is de Vinci's Mona Lisa 546 00:34:32,824 --> 00:34:34,365 "It was rigged" 547 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,905 "It's obvious" 548 00:34:35,989 --> 00:34:37,989 No, it's just negligence 549 00:34:38,323 --> 00:34:41,573 With the projectors I could see through the envelope 550 00:34:41,698 --> 00:34:44,532 See? She admits it's all hocus pocus 551 00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:46,156 The most expensive psychic 552 00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:49,657 just declared on live TV that clairvoyance doesn't exist 553 00:34:49,782 --> 00:34:53,240 And the most famous shrink just showed that if I'm phony 554 00:34:53,948 --> 00:34:56,281 I could have, thanks to him proven the contrary 555 00:34:57,031 --> 00:35:00,448 I love contradiction but not amateurism 556 00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,782 Good evening 557 00:35:03,948 --> 00:35:07,073 For those who want to meet her in greater depth 558 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,906 Chloe Delmart will be signing books tomorrow at one pm 559 00:35:10,115 --> 00:35:12,573 at the Tropismes bookshop 560 00:35:12,698 --> 00:35:14,323 "Roland Buech, a final word?" 561 00:35:14,532 --> 00:35:18,490 Critical thinking always triumphs over quackery 562 00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:25,865 You cut him down to size that scumbag Roland Buech! 563 00:35:25,948 --> 00:35:28,073 Keep it up! 564 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:31,906 Light must conquer the forces of darkness 565 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,906 - Thank you - I brought you some info 566 00:35:36,407 --> 00:35:38,989 about our Church of Universal Consciousness 567 00:35:39,657 --> 00:35:42,615 With an inscription form We're counting on you 568 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,031 I will see it 569 00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:46,532 It's for... 570 00:35:49,532 --> 00:35:51,115 - Your name? - Hello 571 00:35:51,281 --> 00:35:52,615 I need to talk about... 572 00:35:53,031 --> 00:35:54,365 - Your name? - Zac 573 00:35:54,490 --> 00:35:55,905 As in "Muzak?" 574 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:58,115 - No, as in Zacharie - The prophet? 575 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,240 The rugby player Zacharie Stern saved my grandma during the war 576 00:36:01,365 --> 00:36:03,824 A family hero. I'm nothing I believe in nothing 577 00:36:04,365 --> 00:36:06,031 - But yesterday... - Have a nice day 578 00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:09,073 Yesterday, I took your order at the station 579 00:36:09,198 --> 00:36:11,824 and I didn't take just your order 580 00:36:12,448 --> 00:36:13,782 Meaning? 581 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,740 I did an MRI this morning I'm fine 582 00:36:15,948 --> 00:36:18,198 Since I met you, I hear 583 00:36:19,031 --> 00:36:22,698 It's not my doing I'm no miracle worker, goodbye 584 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:27,782 As a child, you had a lifeguard named Georges 585 00:36:27,905 --> 00:36:30,031 Yes, it's in my book. So what? 586 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:34,073 Fluid attraction does not prevent... 587 00:36:35,281 --> 00:36:36,740 I don't know, he's talking too fast! 588 00:36:36,948 --> 00:36:40,448 Damien! A certain Damien almost made love yesterday 589 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,824 in a parking lot with... With who? 590 00:36:44,365 --> 00:36:45,698 Harissa 591 00:36:45,824 --> 00:36:47,824 I'm not sure, with that accent 592 00:36:50,782 --> 00:36:53,740 For Marc from Les Sabots d'Helene your greatest admirer 593 00:36:54,156 --> 00:36:55,490 I'm sorry 594 00:36:55,905 --> 00:36:58,156 Mrs. Lombard? I have an emergency, I have to go 595 00:36:58,698 --> 00:37:00,490 Get their names and bring me the books 596 00:37:00,615 --> 00:37:02,532 - I will sign them tomorrow - Yes, but... 597 00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:03,948 Come with me 598 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,782 I'm thrilled you came 599 00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,657 I was distraught I had no way of finding you 600 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,948 - You okay? - Me? Yes... no 601 00:37:10,073 --> 00:37:12,365 - What's happening to me? - It's nothing 602 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,532 - It will be fine - It's pure hell 603 00:37:14,657 --> 00:37:16,824 How can you bear it? Careful! 604 00:37:18,365 --> 00:37:20,323 Don't provoke the information 605 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,615 I'm not doing anything It comes without asking my opinion 606 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,031 It's unbearable 607 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,573 - Speak to anyone? - Everyone! I can't stop 608 00:37:25,698 --> 00:37:27,198 It has totally destroyed my life 609 00:37:27,407 --> 00:37:28,782 Get it out of me! 610 00:37:28,905 --> 00:37:30,490 I will. Let's go to my place 611 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:33,281 Take it easy 612 00:37:33,989 --> 00:37:35,323 Sir? 613 00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:40,323 - So clairvoyance is contagious? - Not exactly 614 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,740 I have no personal vision about my future or interests 615 00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:45,156 - Is that normal? - Yes 616 00:37:45,281 --> 00:37:47,698 - Will I find another job? - No idea 617 00:37:47,824 --> 00:37:50,365 - Concentrate and you will see - See what? 618 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:52,573 I see nothing since yesterday You took my visions 619 00:37:53,115 --> 00:37:56,905 Shit...I thought it was like catching a flu 620 00:37:56,989 --> 00:37:59,073 No, it's not like catching a flu 621 00:37:59,365 --> 00:38:01,740 It's an entity that left me for you 622 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:03,740 - A what? - A spirit 623 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,031 A spirit? A dead person? In my head? 624 00:38:06,281 --> 00:38:07,948 - He's not dangerous - Take him back 625 00:38:08,365 --> 00:38:11,365 That's all I want Where did I put that damn ticket? 626 00:38:12,407 --> 00:38:16,156 Is your car a gray BMW convertible? 627 00:38:16,281 --> 00:38:17,906 - No - Great, I'm wrong! 628 00:38:18,115 --> 00:38:20,323 That means the dead guy is leaving 629 00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:21,782 Blue 630 00:38:21,906 --> 00:38:23,323 Mine is blue but I ordered a gray one 631 00:38:23,573 --> 00:38:24,905 Shit 632 00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:32,281 - Three floors down? - If you say so 633 00:38:33,532 --> 00:38:34,865 Try to disconnect, Zep 634 00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:36,698 - Zac - Sorry. "Zac" 635 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,948 Don't ask too much of the spirit 636 00:38:39,073 --> 00:38:41,323 - It wears it out? - It takes root 637 00:38:42,365 --> 00:38:43,782 Who is the spirit? 638 00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:45,824 Someone enlightened, I promise 639 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,657 I don't believe in the devil the afterlife or ghosts 640 00:38:48,906 --> 00:38:50,490 - You're right - Bullshit! 641 00:38:50,615 --> 00:38:53,573 Yes, the more you resist the less he will take root 642 00:38:54,657 --> 00:38:55,948 Is it coming or not? 643 00:38:56,073 --> 00:38:57,740 Relax, or we will take the stairs 644 00:38:57,865 --> 00:38:59,323 It's not my fault it's broken! 645 00:38:59,448 --> 00:39:02,740 But yes, your conflicting energy perturbs electronic circuits 646 00:39:05,824 --> 00:39:08,115 What happened? You got in a fight with your spirit? 647 00:39:08,365 --> 00:39:11,657 No, well yes It's more complicated 648 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,365 Say you're sorry and he will go back 649 00:39:13,657 --> 00:39:15,323 That's not how he works 650 00:39:15,532 --> 00:39:18,115 - He's a very high-level spirit - I'm flattered 651 00:39:20,989 --> 00:39:22,323 Albert! 652 00:39:22,906 --> 00:39:26,073 He said "I'm Albert" as if we knew each other 653 00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:28,073 Excuse me 654 00:39:29,281 --> 00:39:30,740 You know him! 655 00:39:30,865 --> 00:39:32,906 I have never known an Albert in my life 656 00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:37,615 You know his last name Einstein 657 00:39:39,198 --> 00:39:43,905 You're being squatted by Albert Einstein 658 00:39:48,698 --> 00:39:49,989 Coming? 659 00:39:53,156 --> 00:39:54,989 Walk normally. He won't fall off 660 00:39:55,657 --> 00:40:00,323 I caught Albert Einstein's ghost! 661 00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:01,824 You have to relativize 662 00:40:01,948 --> 00:40:05,031 It's his spirit, that's all The receptacle of his thoughts 663 00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:07,865 He never makes paranormal appearances 664 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,323 He's very decent 665 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:13,615 Besides, if you don't believe you risk nothing 666 00:40:15,407 --> 00:40:16,740 You're funny 667 00:40:17,031 --> 00:40:18,948 He keeps talking I have to believe, or else I'm crazy 668 00:40:19,281 --> 00:40:20,948 - Don't be too logical - Why? 669 00:40:21,615 --> 00:40:23,031 He likes that 670 00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:26,198 But why me? I'm lousy at math Why not pick a scientist? 671 00:40:26,905 --> 00:40:28,865 Not his thing. They betrayed him 672 00:40:30,031 --> 00:40:33,281 - But why the hell choose me? - Maybe he didn't choose you 673 00:40:33,657 --> 00:40:36,115 He was sick of me You were just there 674 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,573 Do I look like a hotel? 675 00:40:37,698 --> 00:40:40,407 Why not go in him? He's bald, he looks smart! 676 00:40:40,865 --> 00:40:43,532 Or her! It will be fun. Lots of action! 677 00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:44,948 Enough! 678 00:40:45,365 --> 00:40:47,573 Fuck Einstein! The atom bomb was him! 679 00:40:51,698 --> 00:40:53,615 You're confusing him with Oppenheimer 680 00:40:54,407 --> 00:40:57,448 Albert wrote formulas He didn't make the bomb 681 00:41:00,198 --> 00:41:01,532 Who says it's the real one? 682 00:41:01,824 --> 00:41:03,323 - Real? - The real Einstein 683 00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:05,365 There may be imposters among the dead 684 00:41:05,657 --> 00:41:07,948 He told me the beginning of quantum theory 685 00:41:08,156 --> 00:41:10,573 - justifying particle entanglement - What for? 686 00:41:11,532 --> 00:41:13,824 To reconcile gravitation and electromagnetism 687 00:41:13,989 --> 00:41:16,281 Great, that means less unemployment 688 00:41:16,905 --> 00:41:19,782 I showed specialists It's a viable path in his work 689 00:41:22,448 --> 00:41:26,657 Albert, tell me where I parked I can't stand it anymore 690 00:41:27,948 --> 00:41:29,281 3113 691 00:41:31,824 --> 00:41:33,240 "Can we take the roof down?" 692 00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:34,865 "I'm claustrophobic" 693 00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:43,407 It's over between Damien and Harissa 694 00:41:43,615 --> 00:41:45,989 - I said to disconnect - I'm trying 695 00:41:46,115 --> 00:41:48,490 - but it's throbbing inside - I know 696 00:41:51,824 --> 00:41:55,740 G, I, M, equals E, K, L 697 00:41:58,407 --> 00:42:00,031 No, ma'am, not before April 698 00:42:00,448 --> 00:42:03,031 I don't have her agenda yet Call back in a month 699 00:42:03,698 --> 00:42:05,865 So? Did Albert finish his strike? 700 00:42:06,906 --> 00:42:08,240 Ask him 701 00:42:09,031 --> 00:42:11,948 Good morning It's confirmed for Qatar 702 00:42:12,073 --> 00:42:13,657 The princess is thrilled 703 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,281 I think I will join you 704 00:42:16,532 --> 00:42:18,073 Hold the line, please 705 00:42:18,824 --> 00:42:21,281 Your 14:30 is in the waiting room 706 00:42:21,532 --> 00:42:23,532 Mrs. Le Couidec-Mertens is in there 707 00:42:23,657 --> 00:42:25,948 - She left the clinic? - There was a problem 708 00:42:26,573 --> 00:42:28,448 Commissioner Roger sent this. It's urgent 709 00:42:29,989 --> 00:42:32,323 Yes, hello. Hold the line 710 00:42:32,824 --> 00:42:34,532 The PSG coach, for his stomach 711 00:42:34,824 --> 00:42:37,698 - Can't he go see a doctor? - He doesn't trust them 712 00:42:39,407 --> 00:42:41,573 It's psychosomatic Your stomach is fine 713 00:42:41,698 --> 00:42:43,156 But you will have a heart attack this winter 714 00:42:43,824 --> 00:42:47,240 Don't listen. He roots for the OM 715 00:42:48,448 --> 00:42:50,407 "Nelly, no news from Chloe?" 716 00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:54,448 - I will call you back - She's stuck in traffic, ma'am 717 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,865 - Albert switched channels? - Just for a bit 718 00:42:59,198 --> 00:43:00,948 I'm dealing with it... 719 00:43:05,323 --> 00:43:07,905 Don't touch that. Put it down 720 00:43:09,782 --> 00:43:11,865 How dare you speak like that to a client? 721 00:43:11,948 --> 00:43:15,240 I don't know what I'm saying It pops up and comes out 722 00:43:15,365 --> 00:43:16,740 Learn to filter 723 00:43:17,073 --> 00:43:19,115 I don't want instructions Get him out of my head! 724 00:43:19,365 --> 00:43:20,865 Give me just one minute 725 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:26,115 What's he saying about this boy Raoul? 726 00:43:26,989 --> 00:43:29,115 - He wasn't kidnapped - Where is he? 727 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,573 No emergency. He's fine 728 00:43:30,906 --> 00:43:32,240 His parents should worry 729 00:43:32,365 --> 00:43:35,490 rather than coddling his bitchy sisters who torture him in 730 00:43:36,198 --> 00:43:37,906 What's he up to? 731 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:41,031 I don't even have time to listen I'm already saying it 732 00:43:41,323 --> 00:43:43,115 That's the way he is 733 00:43:43,407 --> 00:43:45,657 He's good energy, lots of humanity 734 00:43:45,865 --> 00:43:47,615 Nothing riles him up like injustice 735 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:49,782 I don't care. No one helps me 736 00:43:49,906 --> 00:43:52,657 - I can't afford... - Relax... Come 737 00:43:53,490 --> 00:43:55,281 Lie down here 738 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:01,740 Your hands 739 00:44:03,448 --> 00:44:05,115 Try to forget yourself, okay? 740 00:44:06,073 --> 00:44:07,615 Empty your head 741 00:44:08,865 --> 00:44:11,824 Think of nothing, so I can negotiate directly with Albert 742 00:44:12,573 --> 00:44:14,532 - Okay - Close your eyes 743 00:44:21,657 --> 00:44:23,407 "Chloe, did you take Grandma's boat?" 744 00:44:26,906 --> 00:44:30,156 "I will never forget you Albert Einstein" 745 00:44:35,989 --> 00:44:37,698 1'13". Bravo! 746 00:44:38,824 --> 00:44:40,448 He said watch out for your legs 747 00:44:41,198 --> 00:44:42,824 - Who? - Albert 748 00:44:43,573 --> 00:44:45,073 There's a car accident 749 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,989 What do you mean my daughter's a medium? 750 00:44:50,198 --> 00:44:51,948 It's common with high-level swimmers 751 00:44:52,365 --> 00:44:56,031 Relaxing their minds during training opens them 752 00:44:56,407 --> 00:44:57,740 to other levels of consciousness 753 00:44:58,031 --> 00:44:59,365 I don't understand 754 00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:03,573 A spirit is taking advantage of her mental availability 755 00:45:04,156 --> 00:45:05,490 to send her messages 756 00:45:05,657 --> 00:45:07,156 Me! Me! 757 00:45:07,281 --> 00:45:09,073 Not all at once. Pierre? 758 00:45:09,448 --> 00:45:12,281 You said I would retire to Florida 759 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:15,156 But who will be president? 760 00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:19,657 - A black man - Chloe! Don't talk nonsense 761 00:45:19,865 --> 00:45:22,407 Concentrate and let Pappy Albert answer 762 00:45:24,573 --> 00:45:26,031 Linda? 763 00:45:26,198 --> 00:45:29,281 Chloe, will I ever sing at the Nice opera? 764 00:45:31,156 --> 00:45:33,698 - Yes - You see? I told you so 765 00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:36,573 Where will I go on vacation this summer? 766 00:45:37,448 --> 00:45:41,115 - Morocco - That's true! I just reserved! 767 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,448 - With Dad - What? 768 00:45:45,573 --> 00:45:46,905 Fuck 769 00:45:47,490 --> 00:45:49,198 He will say he's working in Strasbourg 770 00:45:49,323 --> 00:45:51,989 but he will be at her hotel in Morocco 771 00:45:58,698 --> 00:46:01,323 - "Bastard!" - "Let me explain!" 772 00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:03,657 "There's nothing to explain Goddamn bastard!" 773 00:46:03,782 --> 00:46:05,782 - Leave my house! - Yes right 774 00:46:05,905 --> 00:46:07,906 Your house, your friend your daughter 775 00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,906 15 years I have put up with your shit! 776 00:46:10,073 --> 00:46:12,824 I'm happy with Linda Beats being your thing! 777 00:46:12,906 --> 00:46:14,782 - Beat it! - I'm going! 778 00:46:15,115 --> 00:46:16,448 I'm divorcing 779 00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:18,906 You can fuck up Chloe with this spirit stuff 780 00:46:19,198 --> 00:46:21,615 I'm fed up, you hear? I'm fed up 781 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:26,407 The conclusion is absurd It's full of mistakes 782 00:46:26,573 --> 00:46:28,281 It's the logical follow-up to Einstein! 783 00:46:28,448 --> 00:46:29,782 The missing link 784 00:46:29,905 --> 00:46:32,281 The fusion between gravitation and quantum mechanics 785 00:46:32,448 --> 00:46:37,031 In string theory, what's missing is the link to space-time 786 00:46:37,156 --> 00:46:38,782 I found it... and it works 787 00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:41,906 So? Why does the link justify faulty demonstrations? 788 00:46:42,281 --> 00:46:44,740 Really You're not made for physics 789 00:46:44,865 --> 00:46:48,031 Einstein neither His teachers told him so 790 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:50,657 That's how you get a Nobel prize 791 00:46:52,156 --> 00:46:53,490 Bitch! 792 00:46:54,407 --> 00:46:56,906 - Are you crazy? - Let's beat it 793 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,865 Albert told me to live in Brussels Why? 794 00:47:07,989 --> 00:47:09,407 To follow in his footsteps 795 00:47:09,698 --> 00:47:13,115 - He said to stop physics - He has other plans for you 796 00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:15,490 Brussels is also NATO headquarters 797 00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:17,073 European Parliament 798 00:47:18,657 --> 00:47:19,948 He wants you to save the world 799 00:47:20,073 --> 00:47:22,948 How will I live? Open a psychic stand? 800 00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:24,989 Swim champ is riskier 801 00:47:25,865 --> 00:47:28,865 - I don't want to leave you alone - I'm exportable 802 00:47:33,782 --> 00:47:35,698 Albert, I'm sorry 803 00:47:36,532 --> 00:47:39,156 It's true, I tried to do too much 804 00:47:41,198 --> 00:47:44,156 I got conned. I went astray 805 00:47:46,657 --> 00:47:47,948 But... 806 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:50,948 I will change everything if you come back, I promise 807 00:47:53,031 --> 00:47:54,365 Answer me 808 00:47:56,905 --> 00:47:59,073 Well, well, I prefer my life to yours 809 00:48:01,989 --> 00:48:04,323 So? Did you take him back? 810 00:48:07,281 --> 00:48:10,407 Fuck space-time! Beat it! Go home! 811 00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:13,240 Stop driving me crazy with your crap! 812 00:48:13,407 --> 00:48:15,281 Stop screaming He's hypersensitive 813 00:48:15,573 --> 00:48:18,532 Exactly! Get lost, asshole Get angry and leave! 814 00:48:18,698 --> 00:48:19,989 I find you grotesque 815 00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:21,698 Not to mention the A-bomb 816 00:48:21,824 --> 00:48:23,989 Too easy to say you invented it so it wouldn't be used 817 00:48:24,407 --> 00:48:27,073 Loser! Hypocrite! Murderer! 818 00:48:36,532 --> 00:48:37,865 Chloe, finally! 819 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:40,198 You were right again Someone stole my necklace 820 00:48:40,323 --> 00:48:41,948 Really? 821 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,573 I will see you shortly 822 00:48:44,532 --> 00:48:46,073 Don't I get priority? 823 00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:49,573 I told you, he holds grudges 824 00:48:50,031 --> 00:48:52,824 Whenever he's angry with you you will get a migraine 825 00:48:53,156 --> 00:48:54,657 Don't speak in the future 826 00:48:56,989 --> 00:48:58,407 Calm down 827 00:49:00,448 --> 00:49:01,948 Fighting it serves no purpose 828 00:49:02,824 --> 00:49:04,948 He will use your energy against him 829 00:49:05,115 --> 00:49:06,948 - What does he want? - To be useful 830 00:49:07,698 --> 00:49:09,615 Drive science forward, stop wars 831 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:11,782 Like when he was alive 832 00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:15,490 - And now... it's your mission - Are you crazy? 833 00:49:15,615 --> 00:49:18,198 I'm just a beekeeper like my father was 834 00:49:18,365 --> 00:49:21,407 My hives are dying I wait tables so I don't get evicted 835 00:49:21,573 --> 00:49:24,407 Because of you, I got fired I need to find work 836 00:49:24,532 --> 00:49:26,615 I have no time to be squatted by Einstein 837 00:49:26,782 --> 00:49:29,115 You have no choice You must continue his work 838 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,824 Why continue work that I will never understand? 839 00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:35,073 It's not about understanding It's about transmitting 840 00:49:35,198 --> 00:49:38,115 Transmitting, okay I will transmit 841 00:49:38,573 --> 00:49:41,198 - Zac! Stay here - "I will transmit all right!" 842 00:49:41,615 --> 00:49:44,031 A beekeeper You did it on purpose 843 00:49:48,323 --> 00:49:50,906 She must be re-operated The doctor left pliers 844 00:49:51,073 --> 00:49:52,448 Pliers? Impossible! 845 00:49:55,407 --> 00:49:56,740 I will be right back 846 00:49:57,365 --> 00:50:00,448 Chloe! She has a trainee? 847 00:50:01,115 --> 00:50:03,448 A psychic can look where he's heading 848 00:50:11,156 --> 00:50:12,698 Excuse me, it's an emergency 849 00:50:16,948 --> 00:50:20,573 Hello, my son. Would you like to say the act of contrition? 850 00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:22,031 No thanks 851 00:50:22,156 --> 00:50:24,156 - I have a problem - Speak 852 00:50:25,948 --> 00:50:27,906 Did you commit a sin? 853 00:50:28,031 --> 00:50:30,198 A guy named Albert came inside me 854 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,906 - Was it consensual? - Not at all 855 00:50:37,573 --> 00:50:39,323 You mean you were raped? 856 00:50:39,448 --> 00:50:41,905 I didn't feel it and he won't leave 857 00:50:42,031 --> 00:50:44,698 - Won't leave? - It's not rape. He's squatting 858 00:50:45,156 --> 00:50:46,906 Possession, as your people say 859 00:50:47,031 --> 00:50:50,948 We no longer say that, my son The Church has evolved 860 00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:54,198 - Well, I want an exorcism - An exorcism? 861 00:50:54,407 --> 00:50:56,740 Isn't it a ritual in your religion? 862 00:50:57,698 --> 00:50:59,115 Get him out of me! 863 00:51:00,281 --> 00:51:03,073 I am not a psychoanalyst, my son Go in peace 864 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,031 Okay 865 00:51:10,156 --> 00:51:11,490 You have a sister named Annick 866 00:51:12,198 --> 00:51:15,156 She passed away last year She sends her love 867 00:51:39,906 --> 00:51:41,240 May I? 868 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,281 So what's the program now? 869 00:51:46,615 --> 00:51:50,240 A mosque? A synagogue? An asylum? 870 00:51:51,115 --> 00:51:52,573 I can't live with him inside me 871 00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:57,031 I can't live without him 872 00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,573 I have people hanging onto my every word 873 00:51:59,989 --> 00:52:02,573 They're totally dependent and some are in utter distress 874 00:52:04,989 --> 00:52:06,323 I can't let them down 875 00:52:06,865 --> 00:52:08,948 So what do you want to do? Subcontract? 876 00:52:09,490 --> 00:52:12,905 No! They trust only me 877 00:52:13,905 --> 00:52:15,698 But without you, I'm helpless 878 00:52:19,948 --> 00:52:21,281 I don't trust anyone 879 00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:25,365 My father was a doctor He cured cancer with bee stings 880 00:52:26,115 --> 00:52:28,740 Now we know their venom kills cancer cells 881 00:52:29,323 --> 00:52:30,865 But back then... 882 00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:33,698 His colleagues filed a complaint 883 00:52:33,989 --> 00:52:36,532 None of his patients came to testify in his defense 884 00:52:37,448 --> 00:52:38,782 It killed him 885 00:52:41,365 --> 00:52:42,824 I won't end up like him 886 00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,031 Here's what I suggest 887 00:53:15,989 --> 00:53:17,698 So who stole my necklace? 888 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:23,532 "No one" 889 00:53:23,657 --> 00:53:25,448 Her husband took it and fenced it 890 00:53:25,865 --> 00:53:27,905 Don't accuse the staff 891 00:53:28,031 --> 00:53:30,948 I'm glad. They're so nice So who did it? 892 00:53:32,115 --> 00:53:34,281 Someone not affiliated with the clinic 893 00:53:35,948 --> 00:53:39,573 "And now he's putting their apartment in the name of his lover" 894 00:53:39,905 --> 00:53:44,156 "to pay off his gambling debts This guy is such a scumbag!" 895 00:53:44,323 --> 00:53:47,448 I'm being told you must beware of a financial problem 896 00:53:47,573 --> 00:53:50,407 - concerning your apartment - Yes, that's settled 897 00:53:50,532 --> 00:53:54,240 My husband put it in a Bahamian company for tax reasons 898 00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:55,989 Will I find my necklace? 899 00:53:56,365 --> 00:53:58,156 I will buy it back at any price 900 00:53:58,365 --> 00:54:02,156 I don't want to tell Sebastien It was his anniversary present 901 00:54:03,905 --> 00:54:06,031 Where is it? Do you see it? 902 00:54:06,657 --> 00:54:07,948 - The necklace? - Yes 903 00:54:08,906 --> 00:54:11,281 Where is the necklace? 904 00:54:15,031 --> 00:54:16,365 Be right back 905 00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,448 - What's wrong? - It's awful 906 00:54:27,323 --> 00:54:29,281 Her husband will leave her next year 907 00:54:29,490 --> 00:54:30,906 He has totally ruined her 908 00:54:31,031 --> 00:54:33,657 He sold her tire company to the Chinese 909 00:54:34,031 --> 00:54:36,740 She has lost everything She will be homeless 910 00:54:41,532 --> 00:54:44,906 She will sleep in a cardboard box 911 00:54:46,448 --> 00:54:47,782 Wait, Zac 912 00:54:49,490 --> 00:54:50,824 Everything is relative 913 00:54:50,906 --> 00:54:52,573 You're not necessarily seeing the future 914 00:54:53,365 --> 00:54:54,905 They're symbolic images 915 00:54:54,989 --> 00:54:57,532 Symbolic? He cheats on her ruins her and laughs 916 00:54:57,698 --> 00:55:00,905 You can't let that happen Tell her he stole it 917 00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:04,115 Zac, a session is 20 percent clairvoyance 918 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,156 and 80 percent psychology 919 00:55:06,407 --> 00:55:08,448 She loves her husband She idealizes him 920 00:55:09,115 --> 00:55:10,448 She lives for him 921 00:55:10,906 --> 00:55:12,905 We can't just attack the center of her life 922 00:55:12,989 --> 00:55:14,490 The center can't hold! 923 00:55:14,824 --> 00:55:16,824 Calm down! 924 00:55:16,948 --> 00:55:18,740 Mediums who don't build up an armor 925 00:55:18,865 --> 00:55:20,906 end up with nervous breakdowns after 8 days 926 00:55:21,824 --> 00:55:23,948 Give me the info and I will deal with it 927 00:55:24,573 --> 00:55:27,906 It's her problem, not yours 928 00:55:30,490 --> 00:55:31,824 Come on 929 00:55:40,198 --> 00:55:42,198 The necklace will never be found 930 00:55:43,989 --> 00:55:46,573 Poor Sebastien. It will destroy him 931 00:55:47,905 --> 00:55:49,865 What should I do to make him feel better? 932 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:52,365 I will get him a new car 933 00:55:52,698 --> 00:55:54,115 He loves Italian ones 934 00:55:54,281 --> 00:55:56,532 Tell me, Maserati or Ferrari? 935 00:55:56,989 --> 00:55:59,989 I think you should start cutting down expenses 936 00:56:00,115 --> 00:56:02,198 Why? I don't have any children 937 00:56:02,323 --> 00:56:03,906 Who else should I spoil? 938 00:56:04,198 --> 00:56:05,824 You know, Chloe, in his eyes 939 00:56:06,865 --> 00:56:09,905 I'm not just a tire I'm a woman 940 00:56:12,073 --> 00:56:13,407 - Enough - Zac! 941 00:56:13,573 --> 00:56:15,698 There's a new owner Deal with me now 942 00:56:15,824 --> 00:56:17,740 Here's what to do ask for a divorce 943 00:56:17,865 --> 00:56:19,989 turn him in and negotiate your taxes 944 00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:22,615 - Zac! - My ex-wife took everything 945 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,281 and I must pay her taxes 946 00:56:24,407 --> 00:56:27,740 Like your husband, she fucked every guy she bumped into 947 00:56:29,490 --> 00:56:30,905 And remove the pliers! 948 00:56:30,989 --> 00:56:33,198 It's infected. It's disgusting! 949 00:56:34,156 --> 00:56:37,407 "Sebastien Le Couidec I will pick up my wife in an hour" 950 00:56:37,615 --> 00:56:39,490 I have a dentist appointment 951 00:56:45,073 --> 00:56:50,365 - Zac! - "Sebastian!" 952 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:53,407 Nice way to help her become aware. Bravo! 953 00:56:53,573 --> 00:56:55,073 I'm just a beginner 954 00:56:55,323 --> 00:56:56,740 Sebastian! 955 00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:59,824 Your nose, your beautiful nose 956 00:57:09,031 --> 00:57:10,490 I'm sorry. Excuse me 957 00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:14,031 - Okay - It never happened to you? 958 00:57:14,905 --> 00:57:16,905 At first, yes Then you get used to it 959 00:57:17,448 --> 00:57:19,905 - You get over the indignation - I never will 960 00:57:21,031 --> 00:57:23,407 With me, Albert will stir up shit each time 961 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,365 - I will never change - Neither will he 962 00:57:26,532 --> 00:57:28,824 - Where are we going? - To the country 963 00:57:28,948 --> 00:57:30,281 To a client? 964 00:57:30,407 --> 00:57:32,407 Only one person can end this nightmare 965 00:57:51,948 --> 00:57:53,281 God! 966 00:57:53,865 --> 00:57:55,323 And you haven't seen him in action 967 00:57:56,031 --> 00:57:58,073 Try to reason with Albert, please 968 00:58:05,989 --> 00:58:07,657 We're going to take a walk 969 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:19,989 It's in this chateau that Albert, in 1932 had a short but torrid affair 970 00:58:20,407 --> 00:58:22,615 with the violinist Hilda Beulemans 971 00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:24,573 I don't care! Send him back to Chloe 972 00:58:26,905 --> 00:58:29,156 It's you who put Albert in her head when she was 12 973 00:58:29,532 --> 00:58:34,240 No, I noticed it, I confirmed it and I comforted her, that's all 974 00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:37,073 Gifted children always need imaginary friends 975 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:39,740 to compensate for the prevailing stupidity 976 00:58:39,865 --> 00:58:41,532 The squatter in my head is not imaginary 977 00:58:42,281 --> 00:58:43,824 Why did he tap into her? 978 00:58:44,198 --> 00:58:45,532 He didn't tell you? 979 00:58:45,740 --> 00:58:49,365 Ask him what happened on the boat to the States in 1933 980 00:59:00,448 --> 00:59:01,782 Come in 981 00:59:08,407 --> 00:59:11,323 The whole crossing I have wanted to make love to you 982 00:59:12,198 --> 00:59:14,906 But I don't have it in me to cheat on my wife again 983 00:59:19,573 --> 00:59:20,905 You do 984 00:59:26,281 --> 00:59:28,407 The Nazis chased me from my homeland 985 00:59:29,824 --> 00:59:34,740 I had to leave my children I'm a terrible father 986 00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:38,740 A scatter brained love 987 00:59:39,906 --> 00:59:42,365 A scientist who doesn't know where he's going 988 00:59:43,448 --> 00:59:46,948 You will be my last ray of sunshine, Juliette 989 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:52,448 A memory of what could have happened 990 00:59:56,156 --> 00:59:59,989 Thank you, but the porter is on his way 991 01:00:01,782 --> 01:00:04,490 G, I, M... 992 01:00:05,490 --> 01:00:07,905 - Excuse me? - equals... 993 01:00:08,073 --> 01:00:12,031 E, K... 994 01:00:12,365 --> 01:00:15,031 L... G! 995 01:00:15,905 --> 01:00:20,156 Thank you! Thank you! 996 01:00:27,905 --> 01:00:30,031 - You still hear him? - Yes 997 01:00:30,782 --> 01:00:32,448 What exactly is he telling you? 998 01:00:33,365 --> 01:00:35,989 That you should mind your beeswax 999 01:00:37,365 --> 01:00:39,156 I fucking don't believe it 1000 01:00:39,323 --> 01:00:41,281 "Call the President of Risk Prevention" 1001 01:00:41,782 --> 01:00:43,115 "He says it's urgent" 1002 01:00:43,615 --> 01:00:45,657 "What about the Qatari princess tomorrow?" 1003 01:00:45,905 --> 01:00:47,989 It will be fine, Nelly It's just a matter of hours 1004 01:00:48,905 --> 01:00:51,573 Is Albert going to spend forever in this loser's head? 1005 01:00:54,407 --> 01:00:59,115 We must find out if he intentionally left Chloe 1006 01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:00,989 or if she ejected him unconsciously 1007 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,323 Out of saturation exhaustion, heartbreak 1008 01:01:04,905 --> 01:01:06,365 the desire for a normal life 1009 01:01:08,281 --> 01:01:11,198 A life without knowing anything about anyone 1010 01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:14,031 He's not answering 1011 01:01:14,156 --> 01:01:17,240 Georges, she says only you can help me remove Albert 1012 01:01:17,615 --> 01:01:20,031 - What must I do? - Commit suicide 1013 01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,532 And besides that? 1014 01:01:21,657 --> 01:01:23,323 Maybe you have attracted Albert... 1015 01:01:23,448 --> 01:01:25,906 - Do you find me attractive? - I don't know 1016 01:01:26,156 --> 01:01:30,532 Maybe you have an goal a potential, a dream 1017 01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:33,532 All I am is scared I don't want this power 1018 01:01:36,989 --> 01:01:40,490 As a Jew, he should react to the Dibbuk prayer 1019 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,740 - Meaning? - Repeat... 1020 01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:51,865 What's that? He doesn't like it at all! 1021 01:01:51,948 --> 01:01:54,989 The prayer to chase away the demon within 1022 01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:57,031 Don't call him a demon He's sensitive 1023 01:01:57,156 --> 01:01:58,824 You're reacting psychosomatically 1024 01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:00,281 There's nothing gentler? 1025 01:02:00,698 --> 01:02:03,407 There's the Buddhist method emptying your mind 1026 01:02:04,448 --> 01:02:08,240 But you're so full of stress... Let's go back. It's chilly 1027 01:02:10,615 --> 01:02:12,824 Otherwise, there's the old classic 1028 01:02:13,198 --> 01:02:14,948 A Christian prayer that often works 1029 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:17,115 because it doesn't rely on a power struggle 1030 01:02:17,323 --> 01:02:18,657 What is it? 1031 01:02:18,782 --> 01:02:20,698 "Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee" 1032 01:02:20,906 --> 01:02:22,948 "but say only one word and I will be healed" 1033 01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:25,824 "Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee" 1034 01:02:26,198 --> 01:02:28,989 - What did he say? - I'm doing my exercises 1035 01:02:29,198 --> 01:02:31,948 - Will it take long? - He entered me though my ego 1036 01:02:32,073 --> 01:02:34,573 so I'm making it disappear Stop talking to me 1037 01:02:35,156 --> 01:02:36,490 I have to make a stop 1038 01:02:36,657 --> 01:02:37,948 - A client? - I will be fast 1039 01:02:38,073 --> 01:02:39,989 - Without me - It doesn't concern you 1040 01:02:40,115 --> 01:02:42,532 You're optimistic You can't see without me 1041 01:02:42,657 --> 01:02:44,865 - It's you I can't bear seeing - So good luck 1042 01:02:45,573 --> 01:02:47,198 "Say only one word and I will be healed" 1043 01:02:47,448 --> 01:02:49,448 "I am not worthy to receive thee..." 1044 01:03:32,905 --> 01:03:35,198 I came as fast as I could Any problems? 1045 01:03:35,490 --> 01:03:37,156 Usually you predict them 1046 01:03:40,448 --> 01:03:42,115 Hits news stands tomorrow 1047 01:03:42,490 --> 01:03:44,824 - Fuck - I will say 1048 01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:48,281 You didn't know? Didn't sense it? 1049 01:03:48,448 --> 01:03:51,657 - I didn't leak this - You didn't predict it either 1050 01:03:51,905 --> 01:03:54,698 General Beck I should have figured 1051 01:03:55,115 --> 01:03:56,532 I agree 1052 01:03:59,281 --> 01:04:01,198 - What will we do? - You? Nothing 1053 01:04:01,323 --> 01:04:04,407 If you're asked if you have been to NATO, don't answer 1054 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,198 I will spread the rumor you're my mistress 1055 01:04:09,281 --> 01:04:10,906 At least it's credible 1056 01:04:17,824 --> 01:04:19,115 What are we doing here? 1057 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,989 Chloe? Chloe? 1058 01:04:33,156 --> 01:04:34,906 Did he leave? 1059 01:04:36,615 --> 01:04:38,198 Okay 1060 01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:40,240 "Lord, I am not..." 1061 01:04:40,365 --> 01:04:43,281 Excuse me? You didn't see a tall... 1062 01:04:45,156 --> 01:04:47,615 "Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee..." 1063 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,948 That's all I needed He says that I am worthy 1064 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,782 We will see 1065 01:04:57,323 --> 01:04:58,948 I don't believe it 1066 01:05:27,989 --> 01:05:29,323 Zac 1067 01:05:34,407 --> 01:05:37,323 Zac! Zac! 1068 01:05:38,031 --> 01:05:41,240 I don't believe it! Shit! 1069 01:05:43,323 --> 01:05:46,281 I don't believe it Albert, don't tell me he left 1070 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,448 - Yes - "Chloe, I went to the ER" 1071 01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:57,323 for Sebastien's nose I had them do a foot x-ray 1072 01:05:57,448 --> 01:05:59,906 Your trainee was right He's wonderful 1073 01:06:00,031 --> 01:06:03,782 I want to see him at 5 pm before my board meeting 1074 01:06:03,905 --> 01:06:05,573 I'm coming, stop! 1075 01:06:06,532 --> 01:06:07,989 Back up 1076 01:06:11,407 --> 01:06:12,989 Lose a pair of surgical pliers? 1077 01:06:13,281 --> 01:06:15,989 - Why? - Because we found it! 1078 01:06:38,490 --> 01:06:41,989 I went out for a walk You thought I had left you? 1079 01:06:42,615 --> 01:06:44,615 No, that's not my style 1080 01:06:44,948 --> 01:06:46,281 Here I am 1081 01:06:48,407 --> 01:06:49,989 You're pretty when you're sad 1082 01:06:51,115 --> 01:06:53,115 I mean, you look human 1083 01:06:54,073 --> 01:06:55,407 How was your meeting? 1084 01:07:04,490 --> 01:07:06,573 - What do we do now? - I don't know 1085 01:07:07,365 --> 01:07:10,615 I'm two hours late I'm fed up, Zac 1086 01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,740 I'm sick of pretending 1087 01:07:12,948 --> 01:07:14,989 I think the whisky was a good idea 1088 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:16,698 Why are you whispering? 1089 01:07:16,865 --> 01:07:18,906 When he was alive he couldn't stand alcohol 1090 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,657 First personal thing he has told me 1091 01:07:21,948 --> 01:07:25,573 Now maybe we can invert the power dynamic 1092 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,865 Zac, he's making fun of you 1093 01:07:28,490 --> 01:07:31,698 I don't think so. I got him dead drunk. Only way to neutral 1094 01:07:31,989 --> 01:07:34,906 If I keep inviting him to happy hour at my open bar 1095 01:07:35,073 --> 01:07:36,657 he will go back to you 1096 01:07:43,198 --> 01:07:46,573 Can you take the top down? I feel a little... 1097 01:08:00,573 --> 01:08:03,782 He's a real asshole Let me tell you the truth 1098 01:08:04,073 --> 01:08:05,865 Your great-grandmother lied to you 1099 01:08:05,989 --> 01:08:08,698 She got knocked up by a porter not a Nobel laureate 1100 01:08:09,532 --> 01:08:12,532 I know He told me when I was 18 1101 01:08:12,906 --> 01:08:14,448 And you kept him in yourself 1102 01:08:15,657 --> 01:08:17,532 Who cares about biological links? 1103 01:08:17,657 --> 01:08:20,824 Neither my mother nor my grandmother heard his voice 1104 01:08:20,906 --> 01:08:23,865 All they cared about was the inheritance they missed out on 1105 01:08:26,073 --> 01:08:29,115 But my Albert... I loved him straight off 1106 01:08:31,698 --> 01:08:35,323 And he dumped you just like that I don't understand 1107 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:38,365 I have changed 1108 01:08:39,905 --> 01:08:44,073 But his not wanting me doesn't mean I should deprive others 1109 01:08:48,740 --> 01:08:50,031 What's wrong? 1110 01:08:50,657 --> 01:08:53,281 I will help you with your clients, all right? 1111 01:08:54,657 --> 01:08:56,824 Gently. I understand now 1112 01:09:07,740 --> 01:09:09,490 "We are still live in front of the house" 1113 01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:11,948 "of the medium Chloe Delmart" 1114 01:09:12,989 --> 01:09:14,323 Shit! 1115 01:09:15,031 --> 01:09:16,657 - They already know - Know what? 1116 01:09:17,865 --> 01:09:19,156 You don't say 1117 01:09:19,365 --> 01:09:22,198 We can go to my place but it's no palace 1118 01:09:29,657 --> 01:09:32,281 I'm sorry. I called 3 times She cut off her cell 1119 01:09:32,407 --> 01:09:34,448 How do I leave? By helicopter? 1120 01:09:34,948 --> 01:09:38,490 I have a contract with NATO the trucks and jeeps are my tires! 1121 01:09:38,948 --> 01:09:40,989 If they see me leaving here 1122 01:09:41,115 --> 01:09:43,698 They will think she got me the contract 1123 01:09:44,698 --> 01:09:46,407 There will be an investigation 1124 01:09:46,948 --> 01:09:49,031 I have a board meeting in an hour 1125 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,906 What do I do? 1126 01:09:53,365 --> 01:09:56,031 Sorry, excuse me 1127 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:04,073 Excuse me 1128 01:10:09,198 --> 01:10:12,407 - How do you feel? - Recyclable 1129 01:10:13,365 --> 01:10:15,906 If I knew I was hosting a famed psychic and a Nobel laureate 1130 01:10:16,323 --> 01:10:17,657 I would have mowed the lawn 1131 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,615 Watch out for the bees! 1132 01:10:23,698 --> 01:10:25,365 Your father treated patients here? 1133 01:10:25,615 --> 01:10:27,448 - It's working again? - What is? 1134 01:10:27,573 --> 01:10:30,115 You had a flash You got Albert back 1135 01:10:30,448 --> 01:10:31,906 How did you know he was a doctor? 1136 01:10:32,073 --> 01:10:33,407 You told me 1137 01:10:35,698 --> 01:10:37,198 and he's chuckling 1138 01:10:40,031 --> 01:10:41,365 Chloe 1139 01:10:42,865 --> 01:10:45,073 - You're not afraid? - No, why? 1140 01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:47,198 They only sting if they're attacked 1141 01:10:48,156 --> 01:10:50,657 I spent my childhood taming fish 1142 01:10:50,824 --> 01:10:52,115 What's the connection? 1143 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:56,657 Every Christmas I asked for a hive and they gave me a fish 1144 01:10:58,490 --> 01:11:01,323 - I was afraid of humans - Like us 1145 01:11:02,698 --> 01:11:06,615 - Albert says us now? - That was me 1146 01:11:11,156 --> 01:11:13,824 "The beautiful life" 1147 01:11:14,156 --> 01:11:19,281 "Without love, no worries no problems" 1148 01:11:22,073 --> 01:11:24,031 "Yes, the beautiful life" 1149 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,782 - Your wives are pretty - Yes 1150 01:11:27,905 --> 01:11:29,906 We get dumped from father to son 1151 01:11:32,407 --> 01:11:36,948 - You're leaving? - I'm being evicted. I'm negotiating 1152 01:11:37,073 --> 01:11:39,031 Not easy to find a place that accepts 12 hives 1153 01:11:39,573 --> 01:11:41,905 At this rate they will soon be empty 1154 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,573 I don't know what will become of me either 1155 01:11:45,115 --> 01:11:48,532 I don't have much. Coke foie gras and 4 kinds of honey 1156 01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,573 That will do fine 1157 01:11:52,073 --> 01:11:54,657 I can't light a fire because there's a swarm in the chimney 1158 01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:00,615 That way you can warm me up yourself 1159 01:12:01,906 --> 01:12:03,824 I'm not necessarily that kind of guy 1160 01:12:04,031 --> 01:12:06,407 I don't know I have no idea who you are 1161 01:12:06,824 --> 01:12:08,198 I don't know if I can trust you 1162 01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:11,865 But it's great not to know a thing about someone 1163 01:12:12,448 --> 01:12:14,323 and to discover everything on your own 1164 01:12:14,989 --> 01:12:17,365 - It terrifies me - Don't let it 1165 01:12:17,905 --> 01:12:19,698 What does Albert say about me? 1166 01:12:22,824 --> 01:12:25,448 Nothing He's keeping it a surprise 1167 01:12:26,573 --> 01:12:29,698 Sorry to ask, but do you find me attractive? 1168 01:12:29,906 --> 01:12:31,240 No 1169 01:12:32,198 --> 01:12:34,948 - I like that about you - Okay 1170 01:12:35,948 --> 01:12:38,407 - Are you going to feed me before? - Before? 1171 01:12:38,989 --> 01:12:40,573 Or will you make love to me first? 1172 01:12:41,365 --> 01:12:42,824 It depends if you're hungry 1173 01:12:42,989 --> 01:12:44,865 Given the menu, it's not a priority 1174 01:12:45,198 --> 01:12:47,865 I think that he's the one who wants you 1175 01:12:47,948 --> 01:12:49,281 Are you jealous? 1176 01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:52,156 If Albert hadn't come between us you would never have noticed 1177 01:12:52,824 --> 01:12:54,156 Maybe that's why Albert did this 1178 01:12:56,407 --> 01:12:57,740 May I? 1179 01:13:10,657 --> 01:13:11,948 Very original honey 1180 01:13:12,156 --> 01:13:14,532 It's the best Urban honey is the least polluted 1181 01:13:15,156 --> 01:13:18,407 - Really? - What do country bees forage? 1182 01:13:19,156 --> 01:13:21,281 Pesticides, weed killers 1183 01:13:21,407 --> 01:13:24,156 GMOS producing their own insecticides, the worst of all 1184 01:13:24,365 --> 01:13:26,905 There's a modified gene in canola which migrated 1185 01:13:27,115 --> 01:13:29,198 via bacteria into the intestines of bees 1186 01:13:29,407 --> 01:13:31,865 And beekeepers steal all their harvest 1187 01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:35,740 and feed them with industrial sugar which is not at all antibacterial 1188 01:13:35,865 --> 01:13:39,240 As for my bees I leave them 40 percent of their honey 1189 01:13:39,407 --> 01:13:42,073 to build up their immune systems and they're great 1190 01:13:44,156 --> 01:13:47,115 - So why are they dying? - I don't know 1191 01:14:15,490 --> 01:14:17,281 - It's not weed - No, beeswax 1192 01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:20,740 I wonder what you do with the royal jelly 1193 01:14:27,448 --> 01:14:28,782 What's up? 1194 01:14:29,407 --> 01:14:31,824 I would like to make love to you but it wouldn't be honest 1195 01:14:32,698 --> 01:14:34,240 - I'm very disappointed - I know 1196 01:14:35,156 --> 01:14:37,865 What am I for you? An Albert carrier? 1197 01:14:39,532 --> 01:14:42,198 I'm allowed to be interested by the carrier 1198 01:14:44,198 --> 01:14:46,532 Stop lying to yourself You just want him back 1199 01:14:46,657 --> 01:14:49,323 Rituals don't work, dialogue neither So let's try sex 1200 01:14:49,989 --> 01:14:53,031 Not to be pessimist but I doubt you will ejaculate Albert 1201 01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:54,532 That's not it 1202 01:14:57,281 --> 01:14:58,865 I would like to be loved for myself 1203 01:15:00,824 --> 01:15:02,407 Stupid, isn't it? 1204 01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:06,281 I don't know It has never happened to me 1205 01:15:20,323 --> 01:15:26,407 Yes, yes... 1206 01:15:27,365 --> 01:15:30,906 - Yes - No! 1207 01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:37,906 - I didn't say no to you - I was saying yes to you 1208 01:16:25,407 --> 01:16:27,281 - I got it - What? 1209 01:16:27,532 --> 01:16:29,740 The guardians are killing the foragers 1210 01:16:29,865 --> 01:16:31,323 mistaking them for intruders 1211 01:16:31,490 --> 01:16:32,989 They don't understand their behavior 1212 01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:36,490 - Something attacks their brains - Impossible. We're in a city 1213 01:16:36,865 --> 01:16:38,448 No GMOs or pesticides 1214 01:16:38,573 --> 01:16:40,573 The bees never go more than three kilometers away 1215 01:16:40,782 --> 01:16:42,490 It's the Wi-Fi and relay masts 1216 01:16:42,906 --> 01:16:45,407 The waves disturb their communications systems 1217 01:16:45,532 --> 01:16:48,323 - Are you having visions again? - No, I'm observing 1218 01:16:49,073 --> 01:16:50,573 It's terrifying 1219 01:16:50,698 --> 01:16:53,865 They're killing each other over a misunderstanding 1220 01:16:55,198 --> 01:16:57,198 We have changed the codes of nature 1221 01:16:57,365 --> 01:16:58,989 and they can't decrypt them 1222 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:01,156 They can't reprogram themselves 1223 01:17:02,740 --> 01:17:04,115 How can we explain to them? 1224 01:17:04,281 --> 01:17:07,615 With their language, they speak by moving their antennae 1225 01:17:07,865 --> 01:17:11,490 Each position equals a piece of info. Karl defined 110 in 1950 1226 01:17:11,698 --> 01:17:13,657 - My friend Karl - Von Frisch? 1227 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,073 No, he's Albert's friend not yours 1228 01:17:18,490 --> 01:17:21,782 Zac, don't let him take control Stay conscious 1229 01:17:22,281 --> 01:17:25,532 I will build a robot bee, coat it with wax so it smells like the hive 1230 01:17:25,824 --> 01:17:29,407 I will program its antenna movement to pass the message 1231 01:17:29,532 --> 01:17:30,865 It's impossible 1232 01:17:31,281 --> 01:17:33,448 Not in your brain, but here... I just have to use it 1233 01:17:33,573 --> 01:17:34,906 We just need money 1234 01:17:35,031 --> 01:17:37,532 I will build robots for the world and stop the disaster 1235 01:17:37,865 --> 01:17:40,740 The robots will teach the bees to avoid GMO zones 1236 01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:42,615 and not to forage in the morning 1237 01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:46,448 when the farmers spray and to fly around relay masts 1238 01:17:46,573 --> 01:17:47,905 We have no choice 1239 01:17:48,365 --> 01:17:50,657 80 percent of fruits and vegetables will vanish if the bees do 1240 01:17:50,782 --> 01:17:53,906 It will destroy the food chain and we will all die of hunger 1241 01:17:54,031 --> 01:17:56,323 Without pollination life on earth will die 1242 01:17:56,448 --> 01:17:59,490 Zac! Goddammit! Come back 1243 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:08,573 "Where are you? We take off in 30 minutes" 1244 01:18:08,698 --> 01:18:10,073 I totally forgot 1245 01:18:10,698 --> 01:18:13,240 - Cancel - Cancel with the princess? 1246 01:18:13,532 --> 01:18:16,156 - "Since this morning..." - Nelly, I quit 1247 01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:19,448 You quit? 1248 01:18:19,905 --> 01:18:23,448 - What about me? What do I do? - I will call you back 1249 01:18:23,906 --> 01:18:25,657 "Raoul is still missing" 1250 01:18:29,532 --> 01:18:31,323 - You okay? - Fine 1251 01:18:32,115 --> 01:18:33,490 I know where he is 1252 01:18:33,615 --> 01:18:35,906 Tell the police to call me and meet me at 1 pm 1253 01:18:36,031 --> 01:18:37,532 at the Relais du Lac 1254 01:18:45,865 --> 01:18:48,698 Yes, I just located Raoul in an attic in Aubange 1255 01:18:48,906 --> 01:18:51,615 Get Roland Buech on your show tonight 1256 01:18:51,740 --> 01:18:53,240 with his check for a million euros 1257 01:19:21,365 --> 01:19:25,824 "Albert Einstein boated here in 1933" 1258 01:19:26,615 --> 01:19:29,532 Go on. Move There's wind, can't you see? 1259 01:19:31,407 --> 01:19:32,740 Fuck! 1260 01:19:53,407 --> 01:19:54,740 When Marie Curie asked me 1261 01:19:54,865 --> 01:19:56,906 "What do we do if we sink? I can't swim" 1262 01:19:57,281 --> 01:20:00,031 I answered "Don't worry, me neither" 1263 01:20:01,698 --> 01:20:03,989 I made my discoveries steering my little boats 1264 01:20:04,115 --> 01:20:08,115 I didn't care about weather, storms I didn't even have life preservers 1265 01:20:08,365 --> 01:20:11,573 Wait, this isn't a discovery You're preparing a hold up 1266 01:20:11,698 --> 01:20:13,782 - Yes - What about deontology? 1267 01:20:13,989 --> 01:20:16,281 - Ethics, morality? - What morality? 1268 01:20:16,407 --> 01:20:19,198 I'm insulted by obscurantists in the name of reason 1269 01:20:19,323 --> 01:20:23,240 What reason? Not that of rational, reasonable people 1270 01:20:23,365 --> 01:20:25,031 prudent people who don't dream 1271 01:20:25,281 --> 01:20:27,782 the morose, the impotent the tyrants! 1272 01:20:29,865 --> 01:20:31,198 They're the ones who killed me 1273 01:20:32,198 --> 01:20:35,615 Materialists with unmoving molecules who drove me crazy 1274 01:20:35,782 --> 01:20:37,698 and who ended up exploding my belly! 1275 01:20:38,532 --> 01:20:39,865 Everything is relative 1276 01:20:39,948 --> 01:20:42,740 but the stupidity of the high-handed which is absolute 1277 01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:46,532 My abdominal aortic aneurysm wasn't a disease 1278 01:20:46,740 --> 01:20:49,115 It was anger and I was right 1279 01:20:50,323 --> 01:20:53,740 Zac, stay in control Don't let him... 1280 01:20:53,865 --> 01:20:56,657 That idiot shrink will pay his million euros 1281 01:20:56,782 --> 01:20:59,490 Then I can make my robot bees 1282 01:20:59,657 --> 01:21:01,657 and send a message to every nation 1283 01:21:01,948 --> 01:21:08,448 to put an end to pesticides GMOs and relay masts 1284 01:21:09,115 --> 01:21:10,448 Is all well? 1285 01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:13,323 He's starving He has been waiting 1286 01:21:15,448 --> 01:21:18,698 There are other ways to use Albert's power 1287 01:21:19,824 --> 01:21:22,490 I love you, Chloe, but I had to leave you to tell you 1288 01:21:22,615 --> 01:21:26,198 - So don't hinder my action - Your action? What action? 1289 01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:29,782 You're transforming a great guy into a media whore! 1290 01:21:29,906 --> 01:21:31,824 I'm revealing him not transforming him 1291 01:21:31,906 --> 01:21:35,365 He was a resigned loser Now he's a winner full of rage 1292 01:21:35,573 --> 01:21:36,948 Your rage, Albert, not his 1293 01:21:37,906 --> 01:21:41,323 You chose him for his ideal and turn his failure 1294 01:21:41,448 --> 01:21:43,198 into bitter anger and thirst for power 1295 01:21:43,323 --> 01:21:45,532 Yes, for mankind's good It's love 1296 01:21:45,657 --> 01:21:47,115 It's not love. It's ego 1297 01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:48,740 You took me over young 1298 01:21:48,948 --> 01:21:50,281 Who knows where I would be without you? 1299 01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:54,905 But him...I can see how you're changing him 1300 01:21:55,532 --> 01:21:57,989 You're bad You're toxic for him 1301 01:22:00,824 --> 01:22:02,115 Albert! 1302 01:22:02,532 --> 01:22:06,532 If you love me... leave him 1303 01:22:07,365 --> 01:22:08,989 I'm the chance of his life 1304 01:22:09,115 --> 01:22:11,865 If you love him leave him to me 1305 01:22:26,782 --> 01:22:30,490 Chloe? What did you tell her now? 1306 01:22:31,824 --> 01:22:33,156 Shall I keep her meal warm? 1307 01:22:34,365 --> 01:22:37,989 No, no... serve them I will eat for two 1308 01:23:08,532 --> 01:23:09,906 What are you doing? 1309 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:13,448 You're stopping, I'm useless now I need to find a job 1310 01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:16,905 - You're my friend - Really? 1311 01:23:17,865 --> 01:23:19,448 What's my life when I'm not taking your calls? 1312 01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,532 Where do I live? What do I do? 1313 01:23:22,782 --> 01:23:24,824 You're with your graphic designer, right? 1314 01:23:24,989 --> 01:23:26,989 Jean... Jean-Marc 1315 01:23:27,573 --> 01:23:28,905 Jean-Pierre 1316 01:23:29,532 --> 01:23:31,657 We have a 3-year-old girl that I raise alone 1317 01:23:31,948 --> 01:23:33,865 It's normal you don't remember her 1318 01:23:34,281 --> 01:23:35,906 You only saw her in a vision 1319 01:23:36,782 --> 01:23:39,490 I invited you tons of times You never have time 1320 01:23:40,198 --> 01:23:42,905 I left college to follow you to Brussels 1321 01:23:43,782 --> 01:23:46,240 But besides money what have you given? 1322 01:23:52,448 --> 01:23:57,365 - Was I really that awful? - No, you were busy 1323 01:24:01,532 --> 01:24:03,948 Welcome to the real life of real people 1324 01:24:28,657 --> 01:24:31,031 Watch out for him He's vicious 1325 01:24:31,448 --> 01:24:35,532 I bet his million-euro check doesn't even exist 1326 01:24:35,657 --> 01:24:37,782 Sure it does Why am I here, otherwise? 1327 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,407 You're the one who knows 1328 01:24:39,698 --> 01:24:41,657 I hear you're really talented too 1329 01:24:42,156 --> 01:24:44,407 Two days ago, I made up Chloe Delmart 1330 01:24:44,782 --> 01:24:47,905 She told me that Saturday I would meet "the one" 1331 01:24:48,865 --> 01:24:51,407 - Christophe - No, Cedric 1332 01:24:51,905 --> 01:24:53,198 What do you think? 1333 01:24:53,448 --> 01:24:55,365 Who cares? Who's Christophe? 1334 01:24:55,490 --> 01:24:56,824 My son 1335 01:24:57,782 --> 01:24:59,824 Tell him to chose the imaginary time variable 1336 01:24:59,906 --> 01:25:03,031 R minus 1 CT, rather than the real time variable 1337 01:25:03,989 --> 01:25:05,323 But he's 9 and a half 1338 01:25:09,905 --> 01:25:12,198 One day he will prove that clairvoyance 1339 01:25:12,323 --> 01:25:14,698 is just a virtual program to correct the future 1340 01:25:14,824 --> 01:25:17,740 in the 11 dimensions of space-time if he can open the 12th 1341 01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:21,031 which allows the synthesis of the circulation of information 1342 01:25:21,198 --> 01:25:23,407 among the past, present and future 1343 01:25:25,532 --> 01:25:28,073 G I M equals E K L G 1344 01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:31,115 - We need our guest on the set! - Coming! 1345 01:25:31,532 --> 01:25:33,824 An attack that terrorists are planning 1346 01:25:33,906 --> 01:25:35,615 can be seized and canceled 1347 01:25:35,740 --> 01:25:37,782 according to the principle of retro causality 1348 01:25:40,989 --> 01:25:44,240 If an unwanted effect precedes cause, we remove the cause 1349 01:25:45,573 --> 01:25:48,448 Give him this. It will blow him away but it will be great 1350 01:25:48,573 --> 01:25:50,532 I'm so happy! Thank you! 1351 01:25:57,615 --> 01:25:59,115 "On the air in 2 minutes" 1352 01:25:59,906 --> 01:26:03,573 Zac! Zac! Go for it! 1353 01:26:07,407 --> 01:26:08,906 - Good evening - Good evening 1354 01:26:12,824 --> 01:26:15,698 - You know the guest? - Sure I do. He's incredible 1355 01:26:16,407 --> 01:26:18,865 He told me to see my mom and saved her life 1356 01:26:19,740 --> 01:26:23,281 I went, I rang, she answered and had a heart attack 1357 01:26:23,824 --> 01:26:25,782 - I managed to save her - How wonderful 1358 01:26:27,948 --> 01:26:29,740 Will he open a psychic office? 1359 01:26:29,905 --> 01:26:31,198 I'm pushing him to keep it quiet 1360 01:26:33,031 --> 01:26:36,573 but the spirit talking to him is Albert Einstein 1361 01:26:37,865 --> 01:26:39,323 I know 1362 01:26:39,865 --> 01:26:41,657 I worked for his former channel 1363 01:26:42,073 --> 01:26:44,824 - What a coincidence - There are no coincidences 1364 01:26:46,198 --> 01:26:48,115 But Zac needs a coach 1365 01:26:49,782 --> 01:26:51,073 For sure 1366 01:26:51,198 --> 01:26:52,824 Shall we coach him together? 1367 01:26:57,156 --> 01:26:59,407 "Truth be Known, good evening" 1368 01:27:06,532 --> 01:27:08,240 "Our first guest tonight" 1369 01:27:08,532 --> 01:27:11,031 "an unknown so-called medium" 1370 01:27:11,198 --> 01:27:13,782 "who helped locate the missing child Raoul" 1371 01:27:13,948 --> 01:27:18,073 "Imposter, con job or a true paranormal power?" 1372 01:27:18,198 --> 01:27:21,782 "See for yourselves with the man who will try to meet" 1373 01:27:21,989 --> 01:27:23,573 "Roland Buech's challenge" 1374 01:27:23,698 --> 01:27:25,865 "Ladies and gentlemen, Zac" 1375 01:27:40,532 --> 01:27:41,865 So... 1376 01:27:46,115 --> 01:27:47,824 What's in this envelope? 1377 01:27:53,906 --> 01:27:55,240 "I can't see" 1378 01:27:59,448 --> 01:28:02,989 - Who is that person? - I can't hear 1379 01:28:06,906 --> 01:28:08,573 Does this ring a bell? 1380 01:28:09,989 --> 01:28:11,407 Go on, Zac! 1381 01:28:11,532 --> 01:28:15,740 Whose brush is this? So? 1382 01:28:20,490 --> 01:28:21,824 A blonde's 1383 01:28:24,490 --> 01:28:26,615 With long hair 1384 01:28:28,490 --> 01:28:30,657 "I told you he was full of shit my love" 1385 01:28:30,782 --> 01:28:32,948 Even a dog knows who a brush belongs to 1386 01:28:33,156 --> 01:28:35,905 But when he smells a crook my lawyers confirm it 1387 01:28:38,615 --> 01:28:40,865 Finish your yogurt and pack your bags 1388 01:28:42,532 --> 01:28:44,031 My love 1389 01:28:46,156 --> 01:28:51,115 What I blame imposters like you for is making us believe the impossible 1390 01:28:51,782 --> 01:28:54,948 and making us feel even more helpless vis-a-vis reality 1391 01:28:56,365 --> 01:28:59,905 Don't you think I ever dreamed of chatting with a dead person 1392 01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:04,532 You're worse than a quack You're a dream-killer 1393 01:29:32,281 --> 01:29:35,281 "Without any delay..." 1394 01:29:35,407 --> 01:29:37,115 So you got Albert back 1395 01:29:39,115 --> 01:29:41,115 I'm not sure it's a good thing 1396 01:29:46,615 --> 01:29:51,573 - Roland! An autograph - That was amazing 1397 01:29:51,740 --> 01:29:54,698 - You destroyed him - You were great 1398 01:30:03,532 --> 01:30:04,865 I saw the show 1399 01:30:06,615 --> 01:30:08,573 - Are you okay? - Fine 1400 01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:12,782 Much lighter... but a little empty 1401 01:30:14,573 --> 01:30:15,905 So? 1402 01:30:17,782 --> 01:30:19,156 Was Albert happy with his holiday? 1403 01:30:20,532 --> 01:30:21,865 I don't know 1404 01:30:21,948 --> 01:30:23,989 - He didn't go back to you? - No 1405 01:30:29,906 --> 01:30:31,240 "Good evening, everyone..." 1406 01:30:31,407 --> 01:30:32,740 What will it be? 1407 01:30:34,198 --> 01:30:37,905 26, 4, 28, 7, 11, 3 and 9 1408 01:30:42,407 --> 01:30:44,365 We could have saved the hives with a million euros 1409 01:30:46,615 --> 01:30:50,407 Anyway, without Albert bees are over with 1410 01:30:50,782 --> 01:30:52,073 Not necessarily 1411 01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:54,989 I'm selling my apartment and my car 1412 01:30:55,532 --> 01:30:56,906 We can save the bees 1413 01:30:57,031 --> 01:30:59,948 Is that what you want? Are you sure? 1414 01:31:01,532 --> 01:31:02,865 Did they ask you? 1415 01:31:03,031 --> 01:31:05,948 No, no one will ever tell me what to do 1416 01:31:06,323 --> 01:31:08,698 - But it will be with you - With me? 1417 01:31:10,073 --> 01:31:11,573 Even alone? 1418 01:31:12,073 --> 01:31:16,782 - Even if I'm... empty? - Yes 1419 01:31:18,782 --> 01:31:20,240 I will keep the package 1420 01:31:22,281 --> 01:31:23,615 Leave me alone! 1421 01:31:23,865 --> 01:31:26,365 Roland! He got all the numbers! 1422 01:31:28,824 --> 01:31:31,115 Roland! What about the next lottery? 1423 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:35,782 I don't see a thing! Nothing! I see nothing! 1424 01:31:56,073 --> 01:32:03,073 "G, I, M equal... G..." 1425 01:32:37,490 --> 01:32:39,573 By maneuvering my robots' antennae 1426 01:32:39,698 --> 01:32:42,906 I'm telling your bees not to forage the neighbor's strawberry 1427 01:32:43,073 --> 01:32:45,782 because they're GMOs Shit! 1428 01:32:46,948 --> 01:32:48,532 Let me explain to them 1429 01:32:56,115 --> 01:32:58,115 "I had in my heart" 1430 01:32:58,448 --> 01:33:00,573 "A man who moved in" 1431 01:33:00,698 --> 01:33:04,782 "A protector, a ghost, a soul mate" 1432 01:33:05,031 --> 01:33:06,824 "He was better than a father" 1433 01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:09,240 "He was my reference" 1434 01:33:09,532 --> 01:33:13,281 "I lost Albert I'm alone on Earth..." 1435 01:33:13,407 --> 01:33:15,073 "And hell is Albert" 1436 01:33:15,281 --> 01:33:17,198 "I have a squatter" 1437 01:33:17,323 --> 01:33:19,323 "An internal voice" 1438 01:33:19,448 --> 01:33:21,740 "who thinks I'm his microphone" 1439 01:33:21,865 --> 01:33:25,906 "For hours he has been telling me" 1440 01:33:26,031 --> 01:33:28,281 "the hardships of people the future of the earth" 1441 01:33:28,407 --> 01:33:30,615 "This ghost is screwing up my life" 1442 01:33:30,740 --> 01:33:32,573 "What a joy" 1443 01:33:32,698 --> 01:33:34,906 "I just found Albert" 1444 01:33:35,031 --> 01:33:39,156 "My imaginary love in an ordinary man" 1445 01:33:39,323 --> 01:33:43,490 "A miserable what's deep in his heart" 1446 01:33:43,615 --> 01:33:45,905 "to attract my sister soul" 1447 01:33:45,989 --> 01:33:48,905 "How will I get Albert back?" 1448 01:33:49,115 --> 01:33:53,698 "This tenant refuses to stay silent" 1449 01:33:53,824 --> 01:33:56,989 "has nothing simple I don't care about everything" 1450 01:33:57,156 --> 01:33:58,490 "Except Albert" 1451 01:33:58,615 --> 01:34:02,448 "His owner accuses him of adultery" 1452 01:34:02,657 --> 01:34:06,115 "I have mysteriously seduced Albert" 1453 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,365 "I feel our souls..." 1454 01:34:08,490 --> 01:34:09,824 "What is this flame" 1455 01:34:09,906 --> 01:34:11,323 "in my woman's heart" 1456 01:34:11,448 --> 01:34:12,906 "that lights Albert up" 1457 01:34:13,031 --> 01:34:15,989 "For being a dear, a brother" 1458 01:34:16,115 --> 01:34:18,323 "I hope you will become" 1459 01:34:18,448 --> 01:34:20,573 "My new reference" 1460 01:34:20,698 --> 01:34:24,782 "By losing Albert I'm freeing us" 1461 01:34:42,615 --> 01:34:44,740 "But what a flame" 1462 01:34:44,905 --> 01:34:46,573 "in my woman's heart" 1463 01:34:46,865 --> 01:34:48,156 "that lights Albert up" 1464 01:34:48,407 --> 01:34:51,323 "For being a dear, a brother" 1465 01:34:51,448 --> 01:34:53,323 "I hope you will become" 1466 01:34:53,698 --> 01:34:55,532 "my new reference" 1467 01:34:55,824 --> 01:34:59,240 "By losing Albert I'm freeing us" 1468 01:34:59,448 --> 01:35:07,115 "I found Albert" 108887