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"October 7th 1933"

"Condemned with the death sentence by the Nazis"

"The Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein"

"creator of the theory of relativity"

"Considered by the chancellor Hitler as false Jewish science"

"sets sail today on board of the Westmorland to the USA"

G, I, M... G, I, M...

Fuck!

Mr. Einstein, please

"Hello, yes?"

Chloe! Thank you for seeing me

No, commissioner I assure you there's no danger

It's just a young boy in love with a Muslim

who pretended to convert in order to sleep with her

Set him free, otherwise you will have a big problem

Listen, you're asking me and I'm telling you what I know

Have a nice day

Now it's my turn

I really don't have any time Madam Le Couidec-Mertens

But I can confirm that within a year

you will become the best selling tire brand in China

Yes, there's no problem with the tires

But my husband, regarding what we talked about last week

I have a weird feeling

I can never remember what I say you know

A handsome man, it's totally normal to cheat sometimes

But you said that it's done

The traction of fluids does not prevent the entanglement of fluids

He's staying with me then?

Everything is good, they told me that it's your lucky year

- Mr. Grimal is downstairs - I'm coming

I have a bad feeling since three days

For example when I'm crossing the road

- I fear a car might hit me - Don't think about the negative

Nelly, I won't have any time to pass again

Do you have the ticket to Nice?

- Still no plane - And concerning Sebastian...

I know there's a big difference in age

There's no other woman in his life

- Are you sure? - Have I ever been wrong?

No, no, I have already reached my ceiling

You're too generous, Chloe

Who am I donating to this week?

Medical research or the popular relief fund?

Both

- Hello, my dear - Sebastian, I'm done

- See you soon - Sebastian!

My baby!

Everything is fine

I'm very lucky

No

No

- Yes - Really? It's not the best resume

It has the best energy

It's you

It bothers me that you have done this

You know very well that I'm not the best

You can become the best

Let's go to my place

I really want to but I'm busy

Can you drop me off at the NATO headquarters?

Again? What do they want?

Defense secrets Plan B?

G, I, M

Equal

Come on

EKLG minus one half...

Yes!

G, I, M... T

- What did I say? - It's not always clear

I liked your 4 by 4 better

Albert, why would he record me while having sex?

Can you for once, just for once

tell me anything about my private life?

Yes, I know and now I'm the one asking you

No Albert, I agreed on peace I didn't agree on war

I love you too but you're driving me crazy

No, no, no

No

- Are the weapons here? - What?

The jihadists weapons

Mr. president of the risk prevention commission

Let me inform you that it's a shoe factory

Yes

Mr. president the experts are definitive

Your experts, General Beck Not ours

I remind you that we're in a joint operation

between NATO and the European Union

Represented here by the risk prevention commission

which is the only decision-maker when it comes to choosing targets

Go ahead

Confirming target 13

Let's continue

I'm too tired, I would rather not take any risk

Come now

We all know your success rate

Since you started working with the commission

You have already helped in avoiding 14 terrorist attacks

Chloe, we have to get rid of these terrorists

- Wait, I have a doubt - It's too late

G, T, I, M minus one half

G, I, M, T

I suppose the T is in lowercase

I have no idea, she talks in her sleep, I can't wake her up

Can that help you?

I'm a quantum physicist

And this is more about space-time

Alexia, chance doesn't exist

I met you because this formula is meant to help your research

We will see

An equation like this can take me all night

All?

Excuse me

I'm in a reunion, how was yours?

No, what's her name?

Who?

You're fucking a redhead wearing a blue shirt

- Not... - Not what?

I predicted what's going to happen as always, is that it?

You're an ass, Damien

What am I to you?

"You are... You're you, Chloe..."

Is there something wrong?

But...

When your future ex calls

talk to her in the rest room That's called respect

- Thank you - Thank you

But, wait!

Wait!

Wait, Alexia, you're not just going to leave me like this

- Really? - There are no taxis

You will get sick

And Chloe just saw me making love to you, she's never wrong

First time for everything

Wait!

- Alexia! - Taxi!

I'm coming back tomorrow

I have six appointments, radio

and one interview in prime time I can't see you at all

Delay your IPO and call my assistant again

Excuse me, I have another call

Fucking...

Why aren't you paying attention?

I'm sorry, I didn't see you

No, mom, I'm coming back tomorrow morning at 8 am

and tonight I have an appointment

Yes, appointment at midnight

Fuck! Why didn't you warn me?

- Are your bees better? - No

"The beautiful life..."

"Without love no worries, no problems"

"Yes, the beautiful life"

"We are alone, we are free and we're in love"

I don't understand they are perfectly healthy

Why are they dying, Dad?

"Albert Einstein you are really chatty"

"Yes, but not many people listen to me anymore"

What's going on, Albert?

Why did you stop speaking to me?

A singer undergoing chemotherapy

She's asking me if she should accept an opera next year

It's really important

Stop it!

"Hello, it's Damien Grimal I'm not available"

Damien, I know it's not always easy

to be in a relationship with a medium

I'm sorry if I was too harsh on you

But I'm having big problems with Albert

Before, he was just jealous but now...

Call me

I need...

I need to trust you

Fuck! Pain in the ass

"Albert Einstein, you have said "I believe in life after death"

- "because energy..." - "Cannot die"

It morphs, it circulates It never stops

Then, tell us, what will you do when you die?

What I failed at while I was alive

Educate a child and make him happy

Stop all wars

Help human beings to love each other more

and to control their future

- and save the bees - Bees? Why the bees?

80 percent of fruits and vegetables can't reproduce without bees

I have done the math

The day the bees will disappear

mankind will only have left four years to live

"Kindly, verify..."

What an honor? You came to pick me up yourself

I'm a good editor I'm going with you to the radio

We will have enough time to talk about my divorce

Regarding what you felt last week

I'm wondering if I should renegotiate...

- Are you all right? - Yes

I didn't eat anything since yesterday noon

Come, we have enough time

Everything is looking very good for this evening

An interview like this on the eve of the book's publishing

It's great

- Waiter - I'm coming right away

Dedicate it to Roland Buech

Roland Buech? The psychoanalyst?

He's a commentator in tonight's episode of Verite Oblige

It's excellent, for the audience

But, he's vicious He doesn't believe in anything

He would do whatever he can to belittle me

Predict for him something personal and that will shut him up

It's not my job

I'm not a circus show, let's cancel it

I understand but read your contract

If you refuse to do the promotion

You have to reimburse me a partial disproportionate payment

that you have made me pay for the cystic fibrosis

Excuse me, yes?

No, sir I have personal reassurances

that Isabelle will accept the shared custody

- I want a coffee, please - Is that all?

Don't leave

Hello, yes? Hey, listen Chloe

- I think we should stop - Stop what? Us?

I feel like you're sad because of me

I'm blaming myself and...

You're worried about my professional reputation?

"It would be bad for me if your boss finds out"

I made him hire a loser just because he's my lover?

It's not fortune telling anymore it's paranoia

There's something wrong with you Chloe

Bastard!

I'm not leaving you for another Chloe

I just don't love the woman you have become

"You have another call"

Answer it, it's very urgent for sure

You are not leaving her for another woman?

"Yes, it's your mother, I have been trying to call you for an hour"

My washing machine stopped working this morning

"Which brand gives you a good vibe?"

"Bosch, Samsung, or Siemens?"

- Buy the most expensive one - "Thank you honey"

- I will call you later - Mom, wait

- I'm not good, please... - And next time when you're Nice

Let me know beforehand

I have four important people I promised them a consultation

You have to see them What will I look like otherwise?

What can I get you?

- To be left alone - It's not on the menu

But I will ask the chef

I will call you later

Waiter, one cup of coffee

Chloe!

Do you want another one?

"The president of the risk prevention commission"

"all the experts are official"

"There hadn't been any weapon warehouse"

"What was it? A wrong target?"

"Who do you trust, Miss?"

"The armed forces of the free world or the terrorist propaganda?"

"A comment about the resignation of General Beck"

"the deputy director of the NATO operations"

- "No comments" - "Thank you"

Excuse me, can you drop me off at the Saint-Jack clinic?

Is there something wrong?

"Let's jump straight away to the weather segment"

- Waiter, I have a train - I'm coming, Miss

- I want... - I...

One Peruvian salad, one falafel

Two yakitori, two GreenWay One red Sancerre wine

- Right away - How did he guess?

- I want a double espresso - In a big cup with a bit of hot water

Just like your grandfather

My grandfather? Why are you talking about my grandfather?

He just told me that he's your grandfather

- No, sir, it's impossible - I don't understand

Yes, you do understand

You just talked to me in French with a German accent

He just told me that at least he should be free to smoke

Please explain to him

that if we're on the rooftop we're not in the station

I don't have the right to do that

Excuse me but he's your grandfather

My grandfather just died

Wait a second I just heard him say

"He's good and he says thank you for his young girl"

- I don't allow you - Who is talking to me?

It's a disgrace! I'm mourning, Sir

He's saying thank you for what?

For the Nazis? For the euthanasia

Miss, come back, come back!

Zac, what's going on?

You're bothering the clients now?

What's wrong with me?

That's what I'm asking you

Thank you, Chloe Thank you

You have done a helluva job not telling me about this accident

I know you predicted it but if you would have told me

I would have paid attention before crossing the road

And I would have ruined the best moments of my marriage

Sebastian has never been so nice

In hardships we know the true feelings of a person

Sit down

I sent you a message just to stay discreet

They want to open me up to put an implant

Who should do the operation?

Moulin or Hokaido?

- I should see their photos - I have better than that

Hokaido's glasses and Moulin's pen

On one side, I'm safe with Moulin he has the experience

I trust him

We eat lunch on the bay together every Saturday

But on the other hand Hokaido is young

and he has the Japanese attention for detail

Who do you think is better, Chloe? Moulin or Hokaido?

Hokaido, I also have a good feeling about him

By the way, Moulin is overwhelmed He recommended his assistant

I will tell them that I found these on the ground

That they lost them while checking up on me

This is itching me it's bothering me

But isn't it a risky to just leave it here?

Are they going to steal it? Who?

I... I don't feel well

I'm going

Save yourself, yes, quickly

Thank you for passing by even though you're on high demand

You're really the best the most reliable

Hello again, my love

A quick drink in front of the TV? Here you go

"Good job with the shoe factory"

No one thinks it was a wrong target

Really?

And thanks to you, NATO has replaced General Beck

It was long overdue!

A strong career but he's very old

"Are you still going to see"

"the Princess of Qatar the day after tomorrow?"

How do you know that?

You're not my only source of information, Chloe

Well, it's crucial that your client persuades the Emir

to condemn Moscow's position

It's not in my powers, sir

"Yes, you will tell her"

"My voices are telling me..." and that's it

That isn't how a medium consultation goes

"Mrs. Delmart, I remind you that you're under a contract"

with the European Union and that it's an order

She makes me mad

She's beautiful but very nervous

- Good morning, Miss - Good morning

I'm sorry to barge in but I saw you in the news

I present myself, Professor...

- Moulin? - You're really good

A very old friend of mine is always talking about you and praising you

- The... The... - The Couidec?

Yes! Yes!

Between us, how will her leg operation go?

Better, better

I'm saying, right now, good

Excuse me

- Yes? - "Chloe, the taxi is in hurry"

"and your live interview is starting in quarter to the hour"

Madam Le Couidec I have passed her on to Hokaido

But, I will do the operation

Hello, Chloe, how are you?

How did the radio go?

Not well, how many are there?

One at 2:30 pm and one at 3 pm

Your 4 pm appointment is late but your 4:30 pm will be early

We have a problem, Nelly

- I can't see anything - Nothing?

Albert isn't sending me any information

He's just in a bad mood he will start again

Do you remember when you started dating a German soldier?

When he's mad at me I get the migraines

But I'm feeling good

Everything is off but I'm feeling fine

as if I'm on a vacation

Nothing on my mind there's absolutely nothing

Assistant of Chloe Delmart, hello Don't hang up, thank you

Madam Le Couidec-Mertens

Tell her I have an emergency with a foreigner

I have to talk to you, Zac

You accused a client of killing her grandfather

and you tell another one that she's a cheater

and you don't let old people order champagne

telling them to go bright in the morning to the emergency room

Are you trying to bankrupt me?

My younger brother She's the boss

Nice to meet you

Wait a second

Guillaume's brother just lost his job

You certainly won't fire me without notice

for a professional misconduct and hire him in my stead

Me? I would never think about doing something like that

But...

Is there something wrong?

Zac, are you all right?

I just lost my job

- It's not honey, it's wax - I know

It's clogged

What? The Ry d'Argent 2008? It's impossible

Not the Ry d'Argent, the bottle on the right, Chateau-Les-Cranes

- Chateau-Legrand? - He's saying that

Yes, because the wine bottles are speaking to you too

- "Help me, sir, I'm clogged!" - No, it's not like that

I'm hearing a voice, one voice The same voice all the time

telling me everything that's going on around me

Like what? Joan of Arc?

An old man who has a soft voice and an accent

It's the cop frequency, the Wi-Fi

I don't know disruptions in your cellphone

No, that's not it

He's telling me what everyone is thinking

what are their names and will happen to them

He sends me photos as well

Really? What's going to happen to me?

You will make fun of me and give me an expired foie gras

Yes, it's good you mentioned it

Two days after the expiration date won't kill you

Olivier, you have gone to medical school for three years

Tell me honestly am I losing my mind?

No, but you should do some tests

You may have a compression in the right temporal lobe

It can cause altered states of consciousness

illusions, mystical visions

extra-sensory perceptions

And can a person become a fortune teller just like that

suddenly?

Look, people are so stupid you can make some money

Because I'm sorry but I can no longer sell your honey

All the customers are returning it they find it yucky

Because it's real honey I don't add any sugar

You should

What else is wrong?

You should see your mother more

Why?

It's beautiful the renovation of the park

They can

I see that they increased your monthly payments

I'm costing you too much, Chloe

It's nothing

You rarely come during the week

Is everything good with your lover?

No, and that's not the problem

What's wrong Chloe? You seem not yourself

- I lost Albert - Lost?

He isn't here anymore He's not talking to me anymore

He isn't letting me predict anything

I have warned you

He wanted you to disarm the planet, Chloe

But not by using bombs, come on!

Chloe, you have been using it for years

You have been disturbing him

and asking him things he has nothing to do with

And you're sad

He couldn't carry on living with you

Excuse me

"General or local anesthesia?"

"Local"

Did you think about it, my love?

Are you sure you want the local anesthesia?

Don't you prefer to be completely asleep?

I like it better when you wake me up

Let's go

See you later, Mr. Le Couidec

Hurry up!

Georges, what should I do to make Albert come back?

I don't know

You really want him?

We have lived together for a long time

I can't be alone like this I'm nothing without him

No one loves me for who I am

Everyone is using me

And it's unbearable this silence

Maybe it's a necessary test

a step in your evolution

He will come back once you overcome it

I will appear on Verite Oblige tonight with Roland Buech

I should cancel it

No, on the contrary rise to the challenge

If you're at risk Albert won't let you fail

What if he's gone for good?

Maybe he left me for someone else

We may need him too

That doesn't mean he's cheating on you

He's just sleeping out

Why are they dying?

Why are they killing each other?

What do you mean, "I will see"?

What will I see? When will I see it?

I want an answer now Right away!

"Shut up!"

"Fate is wild"

To think I'm doing your makeup!

Can I ask something?

A guy named Cedric invited me to dinner Saturday

Make an appointment with my secretary

I did, but it's in 3 months

Sorry, I'm booked until then

All I want to know is should I say yes or no for Saturday?

Say yes He won't wait 3 months

Thank you!

- Ms. Delmart? - He's not "the one". Is he?

Give him a chance Coming

She's the best psychic around!

Except that clairvoyance doesn't exist

"He was forced..."

"NATO's mission is not..."

"Yes"

From what I have read you're what specialists call

"a channel"

Through which someone speaks to you

from the spirit world

- Is that right? - Yes

What is this informer's name?

I'm not allowed to reveal it

Medical confidentiality...

Yet you don't mind to fill your book

with the names of famous people who solicit you

Only those who said I could

At 300 euros a visit I hope you give them discounts

Only those who can afford it pay

For the others... no availabilities

I take no more than 900 a week

Above that

I ask them to donate to a charity

G, I, M

equals E, K, L

What proves you're a real psychic?

The fact that suckers buy into your phony visions?

What proves you're a good shrink? The number of depressed people

you keep dependent on you if they can pay?

Your reply, Roland Buech?

Let's run a test

- My niece's first name? - Clairvoyance is serious, sir

A private relationship between consenting adults

Let's respect my privacy

In this envelope is a picture that doesn't concern me

What is it of?

"I won't play this game"

"My association "Open your Eyes" offers a million euros"

"to anyone with proof of paranormal activity"

"What is it a picture of?"

"It doesn't work like this"

She's a quack, a total quack

When you corner her she wiggles her way out

Mona Lisa

In the envelope is de Vinci's Mona Lisa

"It was rigged"

"It's obvious"

No, it's just negligence

With the projectors I could see through the envelope

See? She admits it's all hocus pocus

The most expensive psychic

just declared on live TV that clairvoyance doesn't exist

And the most famous shrink just showed that if I'm phony

I could have, thanks to him proven the contrary

I love contradiction but not amateurism

Good evening

For those who want to meet her in greater depth

Chloe Delmart will be signing books tomorrow at one pm

at the Tropismes bookshop

"Roland Buech, a final word?"

Critical thinking always triumphs over quackery

You cut him down to size that scumbag Roland Buech!

Keep it up!

Light must conquer the forces of darkness

- Thank you - I brought you some info

about our Church of Universal Consciousness

With an inscription form We're counting on you

I will see it

It's for...

- Your name? - Hello

I need to talk about...

- Your name? - Zac

As in "Muzak?"

- No, as in Zacharie - The prophet?

The rugby player Zacharie Stern saved my grandma during the war

A family hero. I'm nothing I believe in nothing

- But yesterday... - Have a nice day

Yesterday, I took your order at the station

and I didn't take just your order

Meaning?

I did an MRI this morning I'm fine

Since I met you, I hear

It's not my doing I'm no miracle worker, goodbye

As a child, you had a lifeguard named Georges

Yes, it's in my book. So what?

Fluid attraction does not prevent...

I don't know, he's talking too fast!

Damien! A certain Damien almost made love yesterday

in a parking lot with... With who?

Harissa

I'm not sure, with that accent

For Marc from Les Sabots d'Helene your greatest admirer

I'm sorry

Mrs. Lombard? I have an emergency, I have to go

Get their names and bring me the books

- I will sign them tomorrow - Yes, but...

Come with me

I'm thrilled you came

I was distraught I had no way of finding you

- You okay? - Me? Yes... no

- What's happening to me? - It's nothing

- It will be fine - It's pure hell

How can you bear it? Careful!

Don't provoke the information

I'm not doing anything It comes without asking my opinion

It's unbearable

- Speak to anyone? - Everyone! I can't stop

It has totally destroyed my life

Get it out of me!

I will. Let's go to my place

Take it easy

Sir?

- So clairvoyance is contagious? - Not exactly

I have no personal vision about my future or interests

- Is that normal? - Yes

- Will I find another job? - No idea

- Concentrate and you will see - See what?

I see nothing since yesterday You took my visions

Shit...I thought it was like catching a flu

No, it's not like catching a flu

It's an entity that left me for you

- A what? - A spirit

A spirit? A dead person? In my head?

- He's not dangerous - Take him back

That's all I want Where did I put that damn ticket?

Is your car a gray BMW convertible?

- No - Great, I'm wrong!

That means the dead guy is leaving

Blue

Mine is blue but I ordered a gray one

Shit

- Three floors down? - If you say so

Try to disconnect, Zep

- Zac - Sorry. "Zac"

Don't ask too much of the spirit

- It wears it out? - It takes root

Who is the spirit?

Someone enlightened, I promise

I don't believe in the devil the afterlife or ghosts

- You're right - Bullshit!

Yes, the more you resist the less he will take root

Is it coming or not?

Relax, or we will take the stairs

It's not my fault it's broken!

But yes, your conflicting energy perturbs electronic circuits

What happened? You got in a fight with your spirit?

No, well yes It's more complicated

Say you're sorry and he will go back

That's not how he works

- He's a very high-level spirit - I'm flattered

Albert!

He said "I'm Albert" as if we knew each other

Excuse me

You know him!

I have never known an Albert in my life

You know his last name Einstein

You're being squatted by Albert Einstein

Coming?

Walk normally. He won't fall off

I caught Albert Einstein's ghost!

You have to relativize

It's his spirit, that's all The receptacle of his thoughts

He never makes paranormal appearances

He's very decent

Besides, if you don't believe you risk nothing

You're funny

He keeps talking I have to believe, or else I'm crazy

- Don't be too logical - Why?

He likes that

But why me? I'm lousy at math Why not pick a scientist?

Not his thing. They betrayed him

- But why the hell choose me? - Maybe he didn't choose you

He was sick of me You were just there

Do I look like a hotel?

Why not go in him? He's bald, he looks smart!

Or her! It will be fun. Lots of action!

Enough!

Fuck Einstein! The atom bomb was him!

You're confusing him with Oppenheimer

Albert wrote formulas He didn't make the bomb

Who says it's the real one?

- Real? - The real Einstein

There may be imposters among the dead

He told me the beginning of quantum theory

- justifying particle entanglement - What for?

To reconcile gravitation and electromagnetism

Great, that means less unemployment

I showed specialists It's a viable path in his work

Albert, tell me where I parked I can't stand it anymore

3113

"Can we take the roof down?"

"I'm claustrophobic"

It's over between Damien and Harissa

- I said to disconnect - I'm trying

- but it's throbbing inside - I know

G, I, M, equals E, K, L

No, ma'am, not before April

I don't have her agenda yet Call back in a month

So? Did Albert finish his strike?

Ask him

Good morning It's confirmed for Qatar

The princess is thrilled

I think I will join you

Hold the line, please

Your 14:30 is in the waiting room

Mrs. Le Couidec-Mertens is in there

- She left the clinic? - There was a problem

Commissioner Roger sent this. It's urgent

Yes, hello. Hold the line

The PSG coach, for his stomach

- Can't he go see a doctor? - He doesn't trust them

It's psychosomatic Your stomach is fine

But you will have a heart attack this winter

Don't listen. He roots for the OM

"Nelly, no news from Chloe?"

- I will call you back - She's stuck in traffic, ma'am

- Albert switched channels? - Just for a bit

I'm dealing with it...

Don't touch that. Put it down

How dare you speak like that to a client?

I don't know what I'm saying It pops up and comes out

Learn to filter

I don't want instructions Get him out of my head!

Give me just one minute

What's he saying about this boy Raoul?

- He wasn't kidnapped - Where is he?

No emergency. He's fine

His parents should worry

rather than coddling his bitchy sisters who torture him in

What's he up to?

I don't even have time to listen I'm already saying it

That's the way he is

He's good energy, lots of humanity

Nothing riles him up like injustice

I don't care. No one helps me

- I can't afford... - Relax... Come

Lie down here

Your hands

Try to forget yourself, okay?

Empty your head

Think of nothing, so I can negotiate directly with Albert

- Okay - Close your eyes

"Chloe, did you take Grandma's boat?"

"I will never forget you Albert Einstein"

1'13". Bravo!

He said watch out for your legs

- Who? - Albert

There's a car accident

What do you mean my daughter's a medium?

It's common with high-level swimmers

Relaxing their minds during training opens them

to other levels of consciousness

I don't understand

A spirit is taking advantage of her mental availability

to send her messages

Me! Me!

Not all at once. Pierre?

You said I would retire to Florida

But who will be president?

- A black man - Chloe! Don't talk nonsense

Concentrate and let Pappy Albert answer

Linda?

Chloe, will I ever sing at the Nice opera?

- Yes - You see? I told you so

Where will I go on vacation this summer?

- Morocco - That's true! I just reserved!

- With Dad - What?

Fuck

He will say he's working in Strasbourg

but he will be at her hotel in Morocco

- "Bastard!" - "Let me explain!"

"There's nothing to explain Goddamn bastard!"

- Leave my house! - Yes right

Your house, your friend your daughter

15 years I have put up with your shit!

I'm happy with Linda Beats being your thing!

- Beat it! - I'm going!

I'm divorcing

You can fuck up Chloe with this spirit stuff

I'm fed up, you hear? I'm fed up

The conclusion is absurd It's full of mistakes

It's the logical follow-up to Einstein!

The missing link

The fusion between gravitation and quantum mechanics

In string theory, what's missing is the link to space-time

I found it... and it works

So? Why does the link justify faulty demonstrations?

Really You're not made for physics

Einstein neither His teachers told him so

That's how you get a Nobel prize

Bitch!

- Are you crazy? - Let's beat it

Albert told me to live in Brussels Why?

To follow in his footsteps

- He said to stop physics - He has other plans for you

Brussels is also NATO headquarters

European Parliament

He wants you to save the world

How will I live? Open a psychic stand?

Swim champ is riskier

- I don't want to leave you alone - I'm exportable

Albert, I'm sorry

It's true, I tried to do too much

I got conned. I went astray

But...

I will change everything if you come back, I promise

Answer me

Well, well, I prefer my life to yours

So? Did you take him back?

Fuck space-time! Beat it! Go home!

Stop driving me crazy with your crap!

Stop screaming He's hypersensitive

Exactly! Get lost, asshole Get angry and leave!

I find you grotesque

Not to mention the A-bomb

Too easy to say you invented it so it wouldn't be used

Loser! Hypocrite! Murderer!

Chloe, finally!

You were right again Someone stole my necklace

Really?

I will see you shortly

Don't I get priority?

I told you, he holds grudges

Whenever he's angry with you you will get a migraine

Don't speak in the future

Calm down

Fighting it serves no purpose

He will use your energy against him

- What does he want? - To be useful

Drive science forward, stop wars

Like when he was alive

- And now... it's your mission - Are you crazy?

I'm just a beekeeper like my father was

My hives are dying I wait tables so I don't get evicted

Because of you, I got fired I need to find work

I have no time to be squatted by Einstein

You have no choice You must continue his work

Why continue work that I will never understand?

It's not about understanding It's about transmitting

Transmitting, okay I will transmit

- Zac! Stay here - "I will transmit all right!"

A beekeeper You did it on purpose

She must be re-operated The doctor left pliers

Pliers? Impossible!

I will be right back

Chloe! She has a trainee?

A psychic can look where he's heading

Excuse me, it's an emergency

Hello, my son. Would you like to say the act of contrition?

No thanks

- I have a problem - Speak

Did you commit a sin?

A guy named Albert came inside me

- Was it consensual? - Not at all

You mean you were raped?

I didn't feel it and he won't leave

- Won't leave? - It's not rape. He's squatting

Possession, as your people say

We no longer say that, my son The Church has evolved

- Well, I want an exorcism - An exorcism?

Isn't it a ritual in your religion?

Get him out of me!

I am not a psychoanalyst, my son Go in peace

Okay

You have a sister named Annick

She passed away last year She sends her love

May I?

So what's the program now?

A mosque? A synagogue? An asylum?

I can't live with him inside me

I can't live without him

I have people hanging onto my every word

They're totally dependent and some are in utter distress

I can't let them down

So what do you want to do? Subcontract?

No! They trust only me

But without you, I'm helpless

I don't trust anyone

My father was a doctor He cured cancer with bee stings

Now we know their venom kills cancer cells

But back then...

His colleagues filed a complaint

None of his patients came to testify in his defense

It killed him

I won't end up like him

Here's what I suggest

So who stole my necklace?

"No one"

Her husband took it and fenced it

Don't accuse the staff

I'm glad. They're so nice So who did it?

Someone not affiliated with the clinic

"And now he's putting their apartment in the name of his lover"

"to pay off his gambling debts This guy is such a scumbag!"

I'm being told you must beware of a financial problem

- concerning your apartment - Yes, that's settled

My husband put it in a Bahamian company for tax reasons

Will I find my necklace?

I will buy it back at any price

I don't want to tell Sebastien It was his anniversary present

Where is it? Do you see it?

- The necklace? - Yes

Where is the necklace?

Be right back

- What's wrong? - It's awful

Her husband will leave her next year

He has totally ruined her

He sold her tire company to the Chinese

She has lost everything She will be homeless

She will sleep in a cardboard box

Wait, Zac

Everything is relative

You're not necessarily seeing the future

They're symbolic images

Symbolic? He cheats on her ruins her and laughs

You can't let that happen Tell her he stole it

Zac, a session is 20 percent clairvoyance

and 80 percent psychology

She loves her husband She idealizes him

She lives for him

We can't just attack the center of her life

The center can't hold!

Calm down!

Mediums who don't build up an armor

end up with nervous breakdowns after 8 days

Give me the info and I will deal with it

It's her problem, not yours

Come on

The necklace will never be found

Poor Sebastien. It will destroy him

What should I do to make him feel better?

I will get him a new car

He loves Italian ones

Tell me, Maserati or Ferrari?

I think you should start cutting down expenses

Why? I don't have any children

Who else should I spoil?

You know, Chloe, in his eyes

I'm not just a tire I'm a woman

- Enough - Zac!

There's a new owner Deal with me now

Here's what to do ask for a divorce

turn him in and negotiate your taxes

- Zac! - My ex-wife took everything

and I must pay her taxes

Like your husband, she fucked every guy she bumped into

And remove the pliers!

It's infected. It's disgusting!

"Sebastien Le Couidec I will pick up my wife in an hour"

I have a dentist appointment

- Zac! - "Sebastian!"

Nice way to help her become aware. Bravo!

I'm just a beginner

Sebastian!

Your nose, your beautiful nose

I'm sorry. Excuse me

- Okay - It never happened to you?

At first, yes Then you get used to it

- You get over the indignation - I never will

With me, Albert will stir up shit each time

- I will never change - Neither will he

- Where are we going? - To the country

To a client?

Only one person can end this nightmare

God!

And you haven't seen him in action

Try to reason with Albert, please

We're going to take a walk

It's in this chateau that Albert, in 1932 had a short but torrid affair

with the violinist Hilda Beulemans

I don't care! Send him back to Chloe

It's you who put Albert in her head when she was 12

No, I noticed it, I confirmed it and I comforted her, that's all

Gifted children always need imaginary friends

to compensate for the prevailing stupidity

The squatter in my head is not imaginary

Why did he tap into her?

He didn't tell you?

Ask him what happened on the boat to the States in 1933

Come in

The whole crossing I have wanted to make love to you

But I don't have it in me to cheat on my wife again

You do

The Nazis chased me from my homeland

I had to leave my children I'm a terrible father

A scatter brained love

A scientist who doesn't know where he's going

You will be my last ray of sunshine, Juliette

A memory of what could have happened

Thank you, but the porter is on his way

G, I, M...

- Excuse me? - equals...

E, K...

L... G!

Thank you! Thank you!

- You still hear him? - Yes

What exactly is he telling you?

That you should mind your beeswax

I fucking don't believe it

"Call the President of Risk Prevention"

"He says it's urgent"

"What about the Qatari princess tomorrow?"

It will be fine, Nelly It's just a matter of hours

Is Albert going to spend forever in this loser's head?

We must find out if he intentionally left Chloe

or if she ejected him unconsciously

Out of saturation exhaustion, heartbreak

the desire for a normal life

A life without knowing anything about anyone

He's not answering

Georges, she says only you can help me remove Albert

- What must I do? - Commit suicide

And besides that?

Maybe you have attracted Albert...

- Do you find me attractive? - I don't know

Maybe you have an goal a potential, a dream

All I am is scared I don't want this power

As a Jew, he should react to the Dibbuk prayer

- Meaning? - Repeat...

What's that? He doesn't like it at all!

The prayer to chase away the demon within

Don't call him a demon He's sensitive

You're reacting psychosomatically

There's nothing gentler?

There's the Buddhist method emptying your mind

But you're so full of stress... Let's go back. It's chilly

Otherwise, there's the old classic

A Christian prayer that often works

because it doesn't rely on a power struggle

What is it?

"Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee"

"but say only one word and I will be healed"

"Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee"

- What did he say? - I'm doing my exercises

- Will it take long? - He entered me though my ego

so I'm making it disappear Stop talking to me

I have to make a stop

- A client? - I will be fast

- Without me - It doesn't concern you

You're optimistic You can't see without me

- It's you I can't bear seeing - So good luck

"Say only one word and I will be healed"

"I am not worthy to receive thee..."

I came as fast as I could Any problems?

Usually you predict them

Hits news stands tomorrow

- Fuck - I will say

You didn't know? Didn't sense it?

- I didn't leak this - You didn't predict it either

General Beck I should have figured

I agree

- What will we do? - You? Nothing

If you're asked if you have been to NATO, don't answer

I will spread the rumor you're my mistress

At least it's credible

What are we doing here?

Chloe? Chloe?

Did he leave?

Okay

"Lord, I am not..."

Excuse me? You didn't see a tall...

"Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee..."

That's all I needed He says that I am worthy

We will see

I don't believe it

Zac

Zac! Zac!

I don't believe it! Shit!

I don't believe it Albert, don't tell me he left

- Yes - "Chloe, I went to the ER"

for Sebastien's nose I had them do a foot x-ray

Your trainee was right He's wonderful

I want to see him at 5 pm before my board meeting

I'm coming, stop!

Back up

Lose a pair of surgical pliers?

- Why? - Because we found it!

I went out for a walk You thought I had left you?

No, that's not my style

Here I am

You're pretty when you're sad

I mean, you look human

How was your meeting?

- What do we do now? - I don't know

I'm two hours late I'm fed up, Zac

I'm sick of pretending

I think the whisky was a good idea

Why are you whispering?

When he was alive he couldn't stand alcohol

First personal thing he has told me

Now maybe we can invert the power dynamic

Zac, he's making fun of you

I don't think so. I got him dead drunk. Only way to neutral

If I keep inviting him to happy hour at my open bar

he will go back to you

Can you take the top down? I feel a little...

He's a real asshole Let me tell you the truth

Your great-grandmother lied to you

She got knocked up by a porter not a Nobel laureate

I know He told me when I was 18

And you kept him in yourself

Who cares about biological links?

Neither my mother nor my grandmother heard his voice

All they cared about was the inheritance they missed out on

But my Albert... I loved him straight off

And he dumped you just like that I don't understand

I have changed

But his not wanting me doesn't mean I should deprive others

What's wrong?

I will help you with your clients, all right?

Gently. I understand now

"We are still live in front of the house"

"of the medium Chloe Delmart"

Shit!

- They already know - Know what?

You don't say

We can go to my place but it's no palace

I'm sorry. I called 3 times She cut off her cell

How do I leave? By helicopter?

I have a contract with NATO the trucks and jeeps are my tires!

If they see me leaving here

They will think she got me the contract

There will be an investigation

I have a board meeting in an hour

What do I do?

Sorry, excuse me

Excuse me

- How do you feel? - Recyclable

If I knew I was hosting a famed psychic and a Nobel laureate

I would have mowed the lawn

Watch out for the bees!

Your father treated patients here?

- It's working again? - What is?

You had a flash You got Albert back

How did you know he was a doctor?

You told me

and he's chuckling

Chloe

- You're not afraid? - No, why?

They only sting if they're attacked

I spent my childhood taming fish

What's the connection?

Every Christmas I asked for a hive and they gave me a fish

- I was afraid of humans - Like us

- Albert says us now? - That was me

"The beautiful life"

"Without love, no worries no problems"

"Yes, the beautiful life"

- Your wives are pretty - Yes

We get dumped from father to son

- You're leaving? - I'm being evicted. I'm negotiating

Not easy to find a place that accepts 12 hives

At this rate they will soon be empty

I don't know what will become of me either

I don't have much. Coke foie gras and 4 kinds of honey

That will do fine

I can't light a fire because there's a swarm in the chimney

That way you can warm me up yourself

I'm not necessarily that kind of guy

I don't know I have no idea who you are

I don't know if I can trust you

But it's great not to know a thing about someone

and to discover everything on your own

- It terrifies me - Don't let it

What does Albert say about me?

Nothing He's keeping it a surprise

Sorry to ask, but do you find me attractive?

No

- I like that about you - Okay

- Are you going to feed me before? - Before?

Or will you make love to me first?

It depends if you're hungry

Given the menu, it's not a priority

I think that he's the one who wants you

Are you jealous?

If Albert hadn't come between us you would never have noticed

Maybe that's why Albert did this

May I?

Very original honey

It's the best Urban honey is the least polluted

- Really? - What do country bees forage?

Pesticides, weed killers

GMOS producing their own insecticides, the worst of all

There's a modified gene in canola which migrated

via bacteria into the intestines of bees

And beekeepers steal all their harvest

and feed them with industrial sugar which is not at all antibacterial

As for my bees I leave them 40 percent of their honey

to build up their immune systems and they're great

- So why are they dying? - I don't know

- It's not weed - No, beeswax

I wonder what you do with the royal jelly

What's up?

I would like to make love to you but it wouldn't be honest

- I'm very disappointed - I know

What am I for you? An Albert carrier?

I'm allowed to be interested by the carrier

Stop lying to yourself You just want him back

Rituals don't work, dialogue neither So let's try sex

Not to be pessimist but I doubt you will ejaculate Albert

That's not it

I would like to be loved for myself

Stupid, isn't it?

I don't know It has never happened to me

Yes, yes...

- Yes - No!

- I didn't say no to you - I was saying yes to you

- I got it - What?

The guardians are killing the foragers

mistaking them for intruders

They don't understand their behavior

- Something attacks their brains - Impossible. We're in a city

No GMOs or pesticides

The bees never go more than three kilometers away

It's the Wi-Fi and relay masts

The waves disturb their communications systems

- Are you having visions again? - No, I'm observing

It's terrifying

They're killing each other over a misunderstanding

We have changed the codes of nature

and they can't decrypt them

They can't reprogram themselves

How can we explain to them?

With their language, they speak by moving their antennae

Each position equals a piece of info. Karl defined 110 in 1950

- My friend Karl - Von Frisch?

No, he's Albert's friend not yours

Zac, don't let him take control Stay conscious

I will build a robot bee, coat it with wax so it smells like the hive

I will program its antenna movement to pass the message

It's impossible

Not in your brain, but here... I just have to use it

We just need money

I will build robots for the world and stop the disaster

The robots will teach the bees to avoid GMO zones

and not to forage in the morning

when the farmers spray and to fly around relay masts

We have no choice

80 percent of fruits and vegetables will vanish if the bees do

It will destroy the food chain and we will all die of hunger

Without pollination life on earth will die

Zac! Goddammit! Come back

"Where are you? We take off in 30 minutes"

I totally forgot

- Cancel - Cancel with the princess?

- "Since this morning..." - Nelly, I quit

You quit?

- What about me? What do I do? - I will call you back

"Raoul is still missing"

- You okay? - Fine

I know where he is

Tell the police to call me and meet me at 1 pm

at the Relais du Lac

Yes, I just located Raoul in an attic in Aubange

Get Roland Buech on your show tonight

with his check for a million euros

"Albert Einstein boated here in 1933"

Go on. Move There's wind, can't you see?

Fuck!

When Marie Curie asked me

"What do we do if we sink? I can't swim"

I answered "Don't worry, me neither"

I made my discoveries steering my little boats

I didn't care about weather, storms I didn't even have life preservers

Wait, this isn't a discovery You're preparing a hold up

- Yes - What about deontology?

- Ethics, morality? - What morality?

I'm insulted by obscurantists in the name of reason

What reason? Not that of rational, reasonable people

prudent people who don't dream

the morose, the impotent the tyrants!

They're the ones who killed me

Materialists with unmoving molecules who drove me crazy

and who ended up exploding my belly!

Everything is relative

but the stupidity of the high-handed which is absolute

My abdominal aortic aneurysm wasn't a disease

It was anger and I was right

Zac, stay in control Don't let him...

That idiot shrink will pay his million euros

Then I can make my robot bees

and send a message to every nation

to put an end to pesticides GMOs and relay masts

Is all well?

He's starving He has been waiting

There are other ways to use Albert's power

I love you, Chloe, but I had to leave you to tell you

- So don't hinder my action - Your action? What action?

You're transforming a great guy into a media whore!

I'm revealing him not transforming him

He was a resigned loser Now he's a winner full of rage

Your rage, Albert, not his

You chose him for his ideal and turn his failure

into bitter anger and thirst for power

Yes, for mankind's good It's love

It's not love. It's ego

You took me over young

Who knows where I would be without you?

But him...I can see how you're changing him

You're bad You're toxic for him

Albert!

If you love me... leave him

I'm the chance of his life

If you love him leave him to me

Chloe? What did you tell her now?

Shall I keep her meal warm?

No, no... serve them I will eat for two

What are you doing?

You're stopping, I'm useless now I need to find a job

- You're my friend - Really?

What's my life when I'm not taking your calls?

Where do I live? What do I do?

You're with your graphic designer, right?

Jean... Jean-Marc

Jean-Pierre

We have a 3-year-old girl that I raise alone

It's normal you don't remember her

You only saw her in a vision

I invited you tons of times You never have time

I left college to follow you to Brussels

But besides money what have you given?

- Was I really that awful? - No, you were busy

Welcome to the real life of real people

Watch out for him He's vicious

I bet his million-euro check doesn't even exist

Sure it does Why am I here, otherwise?

You're the one who knows

I hear you're really talented too

Two days ago, I made up Chloe Delmart

She told me that Saturday I would meet "the one"

- Christophe - No, Cedric

What do you think?

Who cares? Who's Christophe?

My son

Tell him to chose the imaginary time variable

R minus 1 CT, rather than the real time variable

But he's 9 and a half

One day he will prove that clairvoyance

is just a virtual program to correct the future

in the 11 dimensions of space-time if he can open the 12th

which allows the synthesis of the circulation of information

among the past, present and future

G I M equals E K L G

- We need our guest on the set! - Coming!

An attack that terrorists are planning

can be seized and canceled

according to the principle of retro causality

If an unwanted effect precedes cause, we remove the cause

Give him this. It will blow him away but it will be great

I'm so happy! Thank you!

"On the air in 2 minutes"

Zac! Zac! Go for it!

- Good evening - Good evening

- You know the guest? - Sure I do. He's incredible

He told me to see my mom and saved her life

I went, I rang, she answered and had a heart attack

- I managed to save her - How wonderful

Will he open a psychic office?

I'm pushing him to keep it quiet

but the spirit talking to him is Albert Einstein

I know

I worked for his former channel

- What a coincidence - There are no coincidences

But Zac needs a coach

For sure

Shall we coach him together?

"Truth be Known, good evening"

"Our first guest tonight"

"an unknown so-called medium"

"who helped locate the missing child Raoul"

"Imposter, con job or a true paranormal power?"

"See for yourselves with the man who will try to meet"

"Roland Buech's challenge"

"Ladies and gentlemen, Zac"

So...

What's in this envelope?

"I can't see"

- Who is that person? - I can't hear

Does this ring a bell?

Go on, Zac!

Whose brush is this? So?

A blonde's

With long hair

"I told you he was full of shit my love"

Even a dog knows who a brush belongs to

But when he smells a crook my lawyers confirm it

Finish your yogurt and pack your bags

My love

What I blame imposters like you for is making us believe the impossible

and making us feel even more helpless vis-a-vis reality

Don't you think I ever dreamed of chatting with a dead person

You're worse than a quack You're a dream-killer

"Without any delay..."

So you got Albert back

I'm not sure it's a good thing

- Roland! An autograph - That was amazing

- You destroyed him - You were great

I saw the show

- Are you okay? - Fine

Much lighter... but a little empty

So?

Was Albert happy with his holiday?

I don't know

- He didn't go back to you? - No

"Good evening, everyone..."

What will it be?

26, 4, 28, 7, 11, 3 and 9

We could have saved the hives with a million euros

Anyway, without Albert bees are over with

Not necessarily

I'm selling my apartment and my car

We can save the bees

Is that what you want? Are you sure?

Did they ask you?

No, no one will ever tell me what to do

- But it will be with you - With me?

Even alone?

- Even if I'm... empty? - Yes

I will keep the package

Leave me alone!

Roland! He got all the numbers!

Roland! What about the next lottery?

I don't see a thing! Nothing! I see nothing!

"G, I, M equal... G..."

By maneuvering my robots' antennae

I'm telling your bees not to forage the neighbor's strawberry

because they're GMOs Shit!

Let me explain to them

"I had in my heart"

"A man who moved in"

"A protector, a ghost, a soul mate"

"He was better than a father"

"He was my reference"

"I lost Albert I'm alone on Earth..."

"And hell is Albert"

"I have a squatter"

"An internal voice"

"who thinks I'm his microphone"

"For hours he has been telling me"

"the hardships of people the future of the earth"

"This ghost is screwing up my life"

"What a joy"

"I just found Albert"

"My imaginary love in an ordinary man"

"A miserable what's deep in his heart"

"to attract my sister soul"

"How will I get Albert back?"

"This tenant refuses to stay silent"

"has nothing simple I don't care about everything"

"Except Albert"

"His owner accuses him of adultery"

"I have mysteriously seduced Albert"

"I feel our souls..."

"What is this flame"

"in my woman's heart"

"that lights Albert up"

"For being a dear, a brother"

"I hope you will become"

"My new reference"

"By losing Albert I'm freeing us"

"But what a flame"

"in my woman's heart"

"that lights Albert up"

"For being a dear, a brother"

"I hope you will become"

"my new reference"

"By losing Albert I'm freeing us"

"I found Albert"