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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,545 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:04,963 A few weeks ago 3 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:06,256 that thing with the bank truck burning up, 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,549 crazy how much it cost me. 5 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,593 Can't do another one. I have a wife. 6 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,762 Oh, the bitch who stole my money? 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,263 Convince women these are real, 8 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,723 you get ten times the money. 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,475 He didn't know any women who could afford a real one. 10 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,769 - And we do? - We might have to find them. 11 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,354 We could send him to private school, St. Anne's. 12 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,438 Did you see the game? 13 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,274 Dude, you were so good. You scored, like, 20 goals. 14 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,651 I at least want my husband out. 15 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,027 Not until we know where the money goes. 16 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,196 I made a deal to get you out. 17 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,241 What did he make you do this time? 18 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,367 It's not him. 19 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,993 Do you want this over or not? 20 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:35,869 What if he finds it? 21 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,913 Improvise. 22 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,415 Grandma loves Grisham. 23 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,343 Let me ask you all something. 24 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,349 What are we doing here? 25 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,482 Like, right now? 26 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,860 I mean this operation. 27 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,323 Yes, you. 28 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,992 Trying to 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,576 get the bad guy. 30 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,204 Ah, how? 31 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,456 Yes, yes, go ahead. 32 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,208 By following the money. 33 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:26,670 And what would get in the way of that? 34 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,299 Um... 35 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,968 If you don't... 36 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,261 what? 37 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,013 We don't... 38 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,681 If you don't... 39 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,183 Show up on time. 40 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,352 'Cause today we got here before you did. 41 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,021 No, no, uh-uh. 42 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,023 If you don't 43 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,525 tell us... 44 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,905 that you're screwing the target. 45 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,285 Yeah! 46 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,078 Why didn't you tell us? 47 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,581 Um, because I'm not? 48 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,875 Your wire would disagree. 49 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,213 Okay. 50 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,799 I'm not screwing anyone, all right? 51 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,217 Except your friends 52 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,136 if you want to keep this deal. 53 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,013 You did it with him again, dude? 54 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,264 Not it. 55 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,266 Then what? 56 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,185 You know, the other thing. 57 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,812 Did it involve your vagina? 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:26,855 Sort of. 59 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,566 And his penis? 60 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,650 No. 61 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,028 So his hm? 62 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,863 No. 63 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,532 So his huh. 64 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,993 Okay, I was trying to distract him. 65 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,912 By trapping his fingers? 66 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,164 Because he was going to see your wire. 67 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,540 Unbelievable. 68 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,959 In his abuelita's house. 69 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,629 I really don't care how many bases you rounded. 70 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,506 They just call her grandma. 71 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,383 Oh, the boss, right? 72 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,801 How was I supposed to know? 73 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,594 Now we're right back where we started. 74 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:58,970 None of this is my fault. 75 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,931 Okay, just what are we supposed to do now? 76 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,016 'Cause, like, we really need this deal. 77 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,310 You are back on the bench. 78 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,521 One of you two will have to pinch-hit. 79 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,440 Now I'm getting confused because the baseball stuff 80 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,776 is blurring with the sexy stuff and... 81 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,279 No part of that man is getting any of this. 82 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,994 Her wire's still hot. 83 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,454 Anything good? 84 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,165 Well, Grandma loves "Two and a Half Men." 85 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,917 She's totally sick of CPK, 86 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,294 and her foot doctor appointment's on Tuesday. 87 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,130 What about our guy? 88 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,966 Oh, he's gonna need her. 89 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,721 Just don't ask me to wear a wire again. 90 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,765 What were you guys talking about? 91 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,577 - Subs by kinglouisxx - for www.addic7ed.com 92 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,986 Hey. 93 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,730 Little Money wants me to cut the crusts off now. 94 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,324 You thought about how we're gonna sell these things? 95 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,535 Ask me, it's the best part. 96 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,371 All right. Check this. 97 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,501 Hm, that's swank. 98 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,837 Four bedrooms, open floor plan, 99 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,464 mad curb appeal. 100 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,674 - Yeah, who's staying there? - We are. 101 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,301 - It's right by Harry's school. - Mm-hmm. 102 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,011 With all those rich moms, 103 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,596 it's the kind of place you buy a top-notch purse. 104 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,681 Yeah, if you got two Gs a night. 105 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,183 One of the girls at the salons 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,976 cleans these pads in-between guests. 107 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,102 Well, won't they know that we don't live there? 108 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,812 Not if we say we do. 109 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,981 Nah, I can't fake that kind of money. 110 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,025 All these bitches care about are their houses, 111 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,860 their charities, and what everyone else has. 112 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,487 Exactly. 113 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,822 Okay, you can just be my arm candy. 114 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,618 Hey, it's your ass on the line. 115 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,595 - Beth can't be a part of this. - Okay. 116 00:04:53,697 --> 00:04:55,580 - I mean, she makes everything about her. - You're right. 117 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:56,668 No, I don't think you're hearing what I'm saying. 118 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:58,207 - I am. - She does whatever she wants, 119 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,549 - whenever she wants. - I know. 120 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,634 And the rules don't ever apply. 121 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,885 - You're right. - Next thing you know, 122 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,595 you got a bullet in your other knee, I'm back in jail... 123 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,932 - And she's living large. - Yes. 124 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,226 She can't even hear about this. 125 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,977 I agree. 126 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:14,981 You know I'm talking about Beth Boland, right? 127 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,399 - Yup. - Your homie. 128 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,276 Got it. 129 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,528 Really? 130 00:05:19,618 --> 00:05:21,870 She doesn't tell me everything she does. 131 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,241 Huh. 132 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,409 Okay. 133 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,620 Good. 134 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,497 They were out of Windex. 135 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,586 That boy's onto something. 136 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,880 That's good as hell. 137 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,008 Oh, no. 138 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,176 Oh, yeah. 139 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,594 Mugs? 140 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,971 Sit down. 141 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,639 I was really hoping for more of 142 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,766 a to-go kind of coffee situation. 143 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,604 Just, uh, 144 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,439 just lay it on me, bruh. 145 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,278 You were right. 146 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,280 Hm, exciting. About what? 147 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,450 I want to pull Ben out of St. Anne's. 148 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,202 Wait, what? 149 00:06:09,294 --> 00:06:11,135 I don't want him to turn into a rich dick. 150 00:06:11,282 --> 00:06:12,792 But you wanted him to go in the first place. 151 00:06:12,909 --> 00:06:14,666 Well, I changed my mind, okay? 152 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,167 What, now that he has friends? 153 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:17,451 This place is evil. 154 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,087 He has teachers that love him. 155 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,714 His teachers will love him in public school. 156 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,048 But what about lacrosse? 157 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,883 He can play lacrosse anywhere. 158 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,635 They just got into the playoffs. 159 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,970 It's fine, all right, fine, 160 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,806 but you deal with all the birthday stuff. 161 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,766 What does that have to do with anything? 162 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,144 You remember Keeley Shukert's birthday last weekend? 163 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,979 - The Swifty karaoke? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 164 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,689 Well, it turns out that it wasn't a themed party. 165 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,274 Taylor Swift actually showed up. 166 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,152 Taylor Swift came to a 14-year-old's birthday party? 167 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,822 Yeah, and she played the whole "1989" album. 168 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,991 Did she do "Out of the Woods?" 169 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,701 - The whole album. - What about "Clean"? 170 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,828 The whole "1989" album, okay? 171 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,705 All of it. Every single song. 172 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,123 And then she stayed and ate cake. 173 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,666 My God. 174 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,793 Yeah. Yeah. 175 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:02,005 So, you know, what's Ben gonna expect for his birthday? 176 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,340 Selena Gomez? 177 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,966 I think she charges by the song 178 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:05,967 or by, like, the hour, or by... 179 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,344 Who cares? That's not the point. 180 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,679 The point is Ben can't think this is 181 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,848 what birthday parties are. 182 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,851 I mean, he can't be a dick. 183 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,228 No, so we gotta pull him out. 184 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,648 Right. 185 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,399 Stat. 186 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,652 What's faster than stat? 187 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,195 I don't know. 188 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,821 Maybe you'll figure it out. 189 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,907 Hang on. 190 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,450 Well, you gotta tell him. 191 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,826 Why me? 192 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,453 'Cause I'm eating the tuition. 193 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,083 Jesus. 194 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,043 This sucks. 195 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,878 Yeah. 196 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,880 Think they forgot to put the cinnamon in it. 197 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,091 I think that's what it is. Hold on. 198 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,181 Hey, I fed the kids fish sticks, 199 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,101 but I told them it was mozzarella. 200 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,230 We should get Kenny to cut his fingernails. 201 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,565 Why? He looks like a wizard. 202 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,068 Are you going out? 203 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,237 Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands. 204 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,905 Like... 205 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,492 like errands? 206 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,119 Why are you whispering? 207 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,788 It's just your hair and your makeup, 208 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,707 and you smell good, you know. 209 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,458 No, I don't. 210 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,212 Is this, like, an op? 211 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,761 - Okay, between us... - Yeah. 212 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,887 - You can't tell. - I won't. 213 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,764 Swear on Emma's life. 214 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:36,891 Can I swear on Kenny's? 215 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,727 - Seriously. - I'm sorry. Yes. 216 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,937 I won't tell, I promise. 217 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,282 I'm going to the grocery store. 218 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,971 What are you drinking? 219 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,600 Something strong. 220 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,935 Nah, come on now. 221 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,773 So dinner was, uh... 222 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,650 fun, 223 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,569 yeah? 224 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,323 Parts of it. 225 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,869 Got a problem, though. 226 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,415 What's that? 227 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,061 Grandma's pissed we missed dessert. 228 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,862 What'd you tell her? 229 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,864 That you're a fan, too. 230 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,952 Tell her thank you. 231 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,704 One more thing though, yeah? 232 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,581 Never mind, I'll just write her a note. 233 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,875 I need a bank. 234 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,797 Maybe try your mattress this time. 235 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,715 Safety deposit box would be even better. 236 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,425 Not when your husband's under house arrest 237 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,552 for laundering money. 238 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,762 That's why it can't be you. 239 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,559 What about the other girls? 240 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,560 Nah. 241 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,019 Same kind of heat. 242 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,563 Okay, who's it supposed to be? 243 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,773 It don't matter. 244 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,275 As long as they're in mom jeans, 245 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,151 no one will think twice. 246 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,577 Why jeans? 247 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,623 'Cause a dress like that draws 248 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,917 the wrong kind of attention. 249 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:26,102 She's not a mom. 250 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,645 She just needs to get him 251 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:28,938 to talk about his money. 252 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,440 She doesn't look like a mom. 253 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,983 They record that and boom. 254 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,484 She doesn't even walk like a mom. 255 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,944 Racketeering, tax evasion... 256 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,946 'Cause she's not a mom. 257 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,617 She has a mom. 258 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,163 No gummy bears before night-night, little fella. 259 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,332 Don't run with scissors, tiger. 260 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,292 Just getting my mom on. 261 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,586 Hmm? 262 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,047 We're so gonna die. 263 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,798 How hard can it be? 264 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,593 Literally nothing gets past this guy. 265 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,763 So teach me. 266 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,515 - How many kids? - Two. 267 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,351 - Names. - Tom and Sally. 268 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,019 'Cause it's 1958. 269 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,688 - Bryar and Julian. - Okay. 270 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,231 Bryar with a Y. 271 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,107 - How old's Julian? - Um... 272 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,734 - Quick! - One and a half. 273 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,194 In months. 274 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,946 - Always in months. - What? 275 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,822 Everything under two years is in months. 276 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,824 Everything over two years is in years. 277 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,284 - Why? - Never ask why. 278 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,953 - Why? - Only kids ask why. 279 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,372 Let's go again. Start from the top. 280 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,733 Now it's a mom bag. 281 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,776 - When's bedtime? - Seven. 282 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,277 Eight. 283 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,613 I go to bed at nine. 284 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,614 It's a trick question. 285 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,865 There's no point in setting one 286 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,702 'cause they'll never listen. 287 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,055 Do you want to live? 288 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,849 It's so gross. 289 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,270 It's 2:15. What are you late for? 290 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,230 - School pickup. - Just pickup. 291 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,774 How many times are we gonna go around this mountain? 292 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,900 No one says school. 293 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,236 Okay, just... 294 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,863 Oh, no, don't give him that. 295 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,072 It's too much sugar. 296 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,323 Yeah, the bad kind. Not the good kind. 297 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,409 You know what? Give him the sweet potatoes in the fridge. 298 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,578 I puréed them myself. Don't use the pouch. 299 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,122 I started adding tarragon to introduce spice. 300 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,457 Sorry I'm late. 301 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,333 Marty doesn't know what to feed the kids. 302 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,127 Okay, yeah, just do bath time 303 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,962 and then I'll be back in time for stories, okay? 304 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,381 All right. Love you. Bye. 305 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,550 So? 306 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,718 Julian has a temp. 307 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,094 102. 308 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,888 And a rash, which I was freaking out 309 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,097 because I thought it was measles 310 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,058 'cause he just had his MMR, but no. 311 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,060 Turns out it's roseola, which Bryar never had, 312 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,478 but she did have foot and mouth, 313 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,937 so I thought maybe it was that at first, 314 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,647 but I was wrong. 315 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,900 Poor little monkey. Hmm. 316 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,443 Anyway, I forgot to write down 317 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,653 what the pharmacist told me to get. 318 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,739 Where is that pen? 319 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,908 Oh, shoot. 320 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,373 Here it is. 321 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,672 She's ready. 322 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,685 Did you fix it? 323 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,979 It wasn't broken. 324 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,023 Danny said he couldn't do his book report. 325 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,858 Well, all he had to do was 326 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,236 replace the ink cartridge. 327 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,615 What is the Aqua Joy 2000? 328 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,327 It's the most powerful home spa on the market. 329 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,996 Yeah, I know, but why does it say that we bought it? 330 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,415 Because we did. 331 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,042 And we need it. 332 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,377 You said that no one needs a hot tub. 333 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,962 That was before my wife decided to go 334 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,839 all Donnie Brasco on us. 335 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,632 What are you talking about? 336 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,384 This is money that we don't have. 337 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,136 For starters, it's very loud. 338 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,346 Right, so in case you and the girls ever need 339 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,889 to get into a conversation 340 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,266 that you don't want other people to hear... 341 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,600 No one is listening. 342 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,726 How do you know? 343 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,436 Because I'm the informant. 344 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,398 Well, I can't risk it, okay? 345 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,150 You? 346 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,736 Yeah, me. 347 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,905 I'm taking all the risk. 348 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,033 Well, I have the most to lose. 349 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,747 Well, we don't need this. 350 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,671 I need Nevada. 351 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,354 There she is. 352 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,399 - Hey. - Morning, ladies. 353 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,776 - Good morning. - I added the chunky necklace. 354 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,320 It's great, right? 355 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,156 - No. - It's not. It's bad. 356 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,663 Beep twice if you can hear me. 357 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,211 Showtime. 358 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,463 Is it in the salt and pepper shaker? 359 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,131 All of it. 360 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,427 Can he hear when I'm talking to the condiments? 361 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,804 All of it. 362 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,643 Beep three times in you can hear me. 363 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,112 Oh, my God. Damn. 364 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,405 Up, ladies. 365 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,406 What? 366 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,825 Can't seat you 'til your whole party's here. 367 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,911 He's parking. 368 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,831 Actually, I spoke to the manager yesterday 369 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,625 about reserving this table. 370 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,127 Well, he ain't here today. 371 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,047 We really need this table. 372 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,299 So do those folks. 373 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,886 But there's, like, 150 other tables in here. 374 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,888 This is their favorite. 375 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,352 What if we ordered for him? 376 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,853 Don't count. 377 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,313 Why doesn't that count? 378 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,274 Because we don't seat tuna melts. 379 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,692 We seat people. 380 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,362 Okay, we're not actually here to have lunch. 381 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,031 Well, what the heck you doing then? 382 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,078 Ladies. 383 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,378 Round of Arnold Palmers. Thank you. 384 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,963 And you can just leave out the iced tea 385 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,881 for mine, thanks. 386 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,926 So, lemonade. 387 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,387 This is my friend. 388 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,639 I'm Carolyn with a Y. 389 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,643 So how do you all know each other? 390 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,895 - Pick up. - Garden class. 391 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,522 I mean, well, 392 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,649 I knew her first from school. 393 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,984 Yeah, she was the only other mom 394 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,445 who would rosé all day with me, so. 395 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197 And then she did wonders with my perennials. 396 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,699 - Stop. - You did. 397 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,492 You should see what this girl can do with a topiary. 398 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,411 You'd be like, a-poosh! 399 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,288 I run a small landscaping business 400 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,290 when I'm not shlepping Bryar and Julian 401 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,417 off to play dates, 402 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,669 and Gymboree, and toddler tunes, and... 403 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,006 And then we've all been great friends ever since. 404 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,382 Yes. 405 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,595 Cool. 406 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,640 Way cool. 407 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,895 So she's trying to grow her business, 408 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,815 which makes her sort of perfect for our arrangement. 409 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,656 So what do you want me to do? 410 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,163 Well, I don't know about you guys, but um... 411 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,957 I can't talk shop on an empty stomach. 412 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,168 Oh. 413 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,259 Y'all ready? 414 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,844 Ready if you guys are. 415 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,304 - Sure. - Yep. 416 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,597 - Okay. - I could be ready. 417 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,598 Let me just... 418 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,810 I'll do a BLT, bacon extra crispy, please. 419 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,520 White or wheat? 420 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,646 Surprise me. 421 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,981 I'll just take a Cobb salad. 422 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,818 In fact, do you guys all just want Cobb salads? 423 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,611 - Mm, yummy. - Yeah, that's delicious. 424 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,947 - Read my mind. - Love Cobb. 425 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,782 Thank you. 426 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,746 So... 427 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,498 what do you wanna just have her 428 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,292 stash a bunch of cash... 429 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,378 Oh, uh, miss. 430 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,463 Could you wrap all that up to-go for us? 431 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,674 Thank you. 432 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,845 Where are we going? 433 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,681 To her house. 434 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,562 Why? 435 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,107 You know, you never know who's listening around here. 436 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,526 Well, we could go to my house. 437 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,194 - Way closer. - It's like, right... 438 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,696 - Yeah. - It's good. 439 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,197 Nah. 440 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,162 I want to see her place. 441 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,729 How much further? 442 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,856 Uh, just ahead. 443 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,858 And then? 444 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,568 Just a few blocks. 445 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,378 Hey, why don't we just talk in here? 446 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,547 Yeah, I mean, 447 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,424 it's just us. 448 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,592 Super private. 449 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,136 We close? 450 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,682 We're here. 451 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,734 They're in here somewhere. 452 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,617 Could just knock. 453 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,702 My husband's sleeping. 454 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,204 At noon? 455 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,792 Yeah, he's not feeling well. 456 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,253 Yeah, he got it from the kids. 457 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338 Yeah, went through the whole soccer team. 458 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,259 Must've left them inside. 459 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,636 Ah, that's a shame. 460 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,721 Why don't we go to the park? 461 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,056 - Dine El Fresco? - Oh, yeah. 462 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,433 Yeah, they have those, you know, picnic tables. 463 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,945 He's up. 464 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,121 Ah, again? 465 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,581 I know. Sorry, babe. 466 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,999 You're gonna have to put them on one of those 467 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,668 big wooden sticks, like at Starbucks. 468 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,142 So when did you move? 469 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,144 - Recently, yeah. - Oh. 470 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,313 Ruby didn't mention it at the recital. 471 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,981 No, well yes, it's real recent. 472 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,232 - Oh? - Mm-hmm. 473 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,650 Where is she anyway? 474 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,653 Oh, she's on her way. Try some cheese. 475 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,155 It's real good. 476 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,990 Can I get you a refill? 477 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,327 How'd you guys get the wholesale hookup? 478 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,329 Uh, 479 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,873 he would be upset if I told you. 480 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:39,043 You know Louis Vuitton? 481 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,669 Try some cheese. 482 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,379 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 483 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,634 - Some more? - Is that real? 484 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,973 The ten point buck. 485 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,516 Oh, my God. 486 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,061 He never felt a thing. 487 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,522 Ruby offered to volunteer at my animal rescue. 488 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,986 Yeah, poor guy. 489 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,364 He got hit by a gravel truck on I-75. 490 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,574 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, yeah. 491 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,534 We thought this was the best way to 492 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,703 kind of honor his life. 493 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,788 Yeah. 494 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:16,997 What about the other ones? 495 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,166 I'm sorry? 496 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,551 Truck killed the whole damn family. 497 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,137 Oh. 498 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,309 Try some cheese. 499 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,203 Sorry, I didn't expect company. 500 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,376 You got a glass? 501 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,047 Next to the fridge. 502 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,467 Right or left? 503 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,054 Right. 504 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,310 I mean, um, I meant my right. 505 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,937 Not yours. That's... 506 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,023 Hmm. 507 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,831 So how does this work? 508 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,666 I'll bring you a duffel. 509 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,294 You keep what's inside till I need it. 510 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,838 What do I get? 511 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,757 Holding fee. 512 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,301 Sounds fair. 513 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,678 I'mma need a key to the box, too. 514 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,138 Okay. 515 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,806 Tomorrow. 516 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,641 Noon. Your bank. 517 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,477 Send all the details. 518 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,812 I wouldn't drink that, by the way. 519 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,314 Why not? 520 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,691 It expired a week ago. 521 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,821 That's it. 522 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,156 It's over. 523 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,658 We got him, right? 524 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,703 No, he got us. 525 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,747 He just laid it all out. 526 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,373 That was practically a confession. 527 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:24,875 I found this place ten minutes 528 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,084 before you guys got here. 529 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,044 You didn't have time to wire it? 530 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,879 I barely had time to text you. 531 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,840 Oh, God. 532 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,675 So it's not over. 533 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,885 Excuse me. 534 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,595 Is it safe? 535 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,349 Oh, yes, I am so sorry about that. 536 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,727 Everyone, meet Irene and Phil. 537 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,854 Your country thanks you for your service. 538 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,358 You have a very lovely home. 539 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,318 My aunt in Nantucket... 540 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,370 Dang, it's archway after archway. 541 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,247 Are you kidding me? 542 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,374 It's like the damn Taj Mahal 543 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,709 if it had two ovens. 544 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,339 Turkey in one, mac and cheese in the other. 545 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,259 Change the whole Thanksgiving game. 546 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,555 How'd we do? 547 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:23,058 You mean how did I do? 548 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,435 I had a situation. 549 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,857 Do you know how hard it is 550 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,525 to pretend you're someone you're not? 551 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,361 Every day. 552 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,114 Yeah, well, I'm not used to having two ovens 553 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,074 two sinks, two dishwashers... 554 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,450 They got two dishwashers? 555 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,910 Two fridges, too. 556 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,537 Dang. 557 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,081 Your pal, Michelle, 558 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,126 she was asking me who our interior designer was. 559 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,378 What did you say? 560 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,338 Jovann. 561 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,257 Who the hell's that? 562 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,843 That cologne you gave me for Christmas. 563 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,136 You threw me to the wolves. 564 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,679 It was a situation. 565 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,097 So, what, yours is worse than mine? 566 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,640 The life and death kind. 567 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,435 Or is it because she always comes first? 568 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,484 Well, it looks like you did just fine on your own. 569 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,612 Well, I'm short. 570 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,988 How? 571 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,451 Didn't sell enough. Priced them too high. 572 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,952 Well, 573 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,830 we'll have another party. 574 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,999 Well, then what am I supposed to tell Gene? 575 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:31,251 That it's coming. 576 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:34,087 Well, and that might put me in a situation. 577 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,507 Life and death kind. 578 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:47,142 Is that caribou? 579 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,020 Two of everything. 580 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,196 Hey. Soft serve. 581 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,867 So not fair. 582 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,535 Well, pardonnez moi, 583 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,330 we are out of foie gras. 584 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,374 It's about school. 585 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:11,375 Oh, you know, it's funny. 586 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,543 I actually wanted to talk to you about that. 587 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:15,545 Um... 588 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,340 Dad won't let me go to D.C. 589 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,341 Why? 590 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,051 He says you don't actually learn anything. 591 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,552 It's just a giant party. 592 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:23,512 Well, duh, yeah. 593 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,055 That's, like, why field trips were invented. 594 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,556 I will literally be the only one 595 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,016 in my grade not going. 596 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,184 Okay, and? 597 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,603 And I want to be with my friends. 598 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,313 Well, maybe 599 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,523 this is a chance to, like, 600 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,774 make some new friends. 601 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,235 - What are you talking about? - Just take a breath, okay? 602 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,571 - Have some pâté d'Annie. - Mom, tell me. 603 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,039 I will talk to your dad 604 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,833 about D.C. 605 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,793 Really? 606 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,586 I mean, it's D.C. 607 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,548 We can't be letting down our founding fathers, can we? 608 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:04,052 - It's kind of your constitutional duty. - Mm. 609 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,226 - Mm. - Mm. 610 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,728 Mm. 611 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,729 Sick nails. 612 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,063 Nancy did 'em. 613 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,565 You mean her fancy person. 614 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,859 She doesn't come any more. 615 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,611 What, she's slumming it at the salon? 616 00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:24,114 She's doing it herself. 617 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,409 You mean like at home? 618 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,661 Bought me cosmic blue on Amazon. 619 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,292 Why does the cheap stuff always taste the best? 620 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,793 They're having money problems. 621 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:37,878 Shh. 622 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,087 The kids. 623 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,255 She's doing her own nails, 624 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,923 hasn't been to Whole Foods in months, 625 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,800 and she's picking up her own takeout. 626 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:44,885 Who? 627 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,429 The Duchess of Winchester. 628 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,264 Who's that? 629 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,599 Nancy, Gregg, hello? 630 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,350 Otherwise, why would I be so excited? 631 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,810 Wow, imagine how excited you're gonna be 632 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,104 when you drive by their tent under the freeway. 633 00:30:56,214 --> 00:30:58,732 Ugh, amen to that. 634 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,238 Um, how are you all doing? 635 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,282 You know, moneywise. 636 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,576 Well, I'm not in a tent. 637 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,161 Yet. 638 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,291 Can you spare any this month? 639 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,962 What's going on? 640 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,131 I got some extra bills. 641 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,467 How much? 642 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,054 - Six grand. - Jesus! 643 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,139 - What did you buy? - Another jazzy? 644 00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,437 We're hustling these janky-ass purses 645 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,648 for Stan's boss, and I'm short. 646 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,525 Okay? 647 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,489 What? 648 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,367 How many scams are you running? 649 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,036 Why does it matter? 650 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,206 Because it's kind of weird that you didn't tell us. 651 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,749 It doesn't involve you. 652 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,501 It kind of does 653 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,253 if you're doing something sketch. 654 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,713 We do sketch stuff every day. 655 00:32:03,812 --> 00:32:05,438 Yeah, because that's part of our deal. 656 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,758 We do so much sketch stuff, 657 00:32:06,857 --> 00:32:08,525 - I don't even know what's sketch anymore. - Which we won't have 658 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,303 if they find out that you're doing something sketch. 659 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,932 She does kind of have a point. 660 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,812 I mean, excuse me, but what about your sex tape? 661 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,731 - Not the same. - It's exactly the same. 662 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:22,816 I did that to protect us. 663 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,734 'Cause the rules don't ever apply when it's you. 664 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:27,229 You think I wanted to do that? 665 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,657 Way to take a finger for the team. 666 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,742 You know, I can kind of see it from that perspective. 667 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,412 Would you please take a side already! 668 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,969 So what happens if you don't get it. 669 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,889 That'd be bad. 670 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,765 How bad? 671 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:59,477 Like, gang friend level. 672 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,290 You're really gonna do this, huh? 673 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,792 What do you mean? 674 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:26,338 Noticed how things are different now, that's all. 675 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,302 If Carolyn makes you f... 676 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,556 I know she can be a lot, so I've got other friends... 677 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,309 Is she FBI or Secret Service? 678 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,440 She's a mom 679 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,275 in my gardening group. 680 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,486 Found the wire. 681 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,533 Behind "Pelican Brief." 682 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,955 Don't. 683 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,415 Don't do that. 684 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,757 Open the glove. 685 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,269 Hand it to me. 686 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,814 You blew it, Carolyn. 687 00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,828 And so now whenever I plug my phone in, 688 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,497 it's "I'll Make Love To You." 689 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,041 Boyz II Men. 690 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,501 Yeah, I played the damn thing one time 691 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,004 for this bitch who can't get going without it 692 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,256 and now it's all I hear. 693 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,926 Had that happen with "Mambo No. 5." 694 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,387 Yeah, you stuck with it forever. 695 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,639 Song herpes, am I right? 696 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,517 How we do? 697 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,478 Well, 698 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,855 I hate to say it, 699 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,359 but I'm afraid you crushed it. 700 00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,569 Good. 701 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,070 It wasn't easy. 702 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,781 Should make you guys partners in the club, too. 703 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:06,534 Hey, that would be awesome. 704 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,869 I said I should, 705 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,537 not that I would. 706 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,039 But what I am gonna do... 707 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,248 Appreciate it. 708 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:13,416 ...is invest it 709 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,793 back into the company. 710 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:18,171 What company? 711 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,715 Our fake handbag company. 712 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,717 We'd just rather take our cut. 713 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,761 It's gonna be big, though. 714 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,930 Yeah, we're all set. 715 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,014 Like Apple or... 716 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,682 Our loss. 717 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,767 Facebook. 718 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,560 Hey, that's all you, man. 719 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,062 You sure? 720 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,396 Yeah. 721 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,899 Real sure. 722 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,194 So you don't want to be the next Google? 723 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,404 We'll take our chances. 724 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,990 You know what? 725 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,743 I care about you guys too much 726 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,079 to let you do that. 727 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,960 I mean, we don't have any real investments. 728 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,378 That fool's going down. 729 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,921 Yeah, right. 730 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,557 Oh, no. 731 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,599 Sit down. 732 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,935 Mugs, huh? 733 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:18,106 You loved that eighth grade field trip to D.C. 734 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,066 You had that insane hookup 735 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,276 with Melissa Thomas at the Smithsonian. 736 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,403 Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat. 737 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,200 There's only one reason why you wouldn't let him go. 738 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,206 Is this drip? 739 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,250 Get used to it. 740 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:45,466 Nancy tried to grow the business too fast. 741 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,760 What's the damage? 742 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:50,346 We're totaled. 743 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:53,850 Want some cream? It's free. 744 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,104 What about school? 745 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,318 It'd be nice if he could finish out the school year. 746 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,903 He loves his dick friends. 747 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,114 And those dick parents. 748 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,199 Maybe, 749 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,368 maybe I can try to help with the tuition. 750 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,370 It's not cheap. 751 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,372 Really? 'Cause I thought a school 752 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,250 named after a saint would be free to all. 753 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,794 You make minimum wage. 754 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,672 It's more than you now. 755 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,260 I am never going to live this down. 756 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,804 No you are not. I am just getting started. 757 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,573 Bad day? 758 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,078 Wanna turn it around? 759 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,253 Hop in. 760 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,673 Tell me all about your bad day. 761 00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:09,175 'Cause they... 762 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,055 won't hear a thing. 763 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,061 Come on! 764 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,983 Yes, ma'am Oh! 765 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,906 Ah. 766 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:34,283 So what happened? 767 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,620 It's complicated. 768 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,928 I didn't have a choice. 769 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:56,055 You got one now. 770 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,267 The way I see it, you got the angel on one shoulder 771 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,352 and the devil on the other. 772 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,525 Damned either way. 773 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,949 So what's it gonna be? 50402

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