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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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A few weeks ago
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that thing with
the bank truck burning up,
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crazy how much it cost me.
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Can't do another one. I have a wife.
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Oh, the bitch who stole my money?
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Convince women these are real,
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you get ten times the money.
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He didn't know any women
who could afford a real one.
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- And we do?
- We might have to find them.
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We could send him to private
school, St. Anne's.
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Did you see the game?
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Dude, you were so good.
You scored, like, 20 goals.
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I at least want my husband out.
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Not until we know where the money goes.
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I made a deal to get you out.
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What did he make you do this time?
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It's not him.
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Do you want this over or not?
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What if he finds it?
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Improvise.
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Grandma loves Grisham.
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Let me ask you all something.
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What are we doing here?
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Like, right now?
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I mean this operation.
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Yes, you.
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Trying to
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get the bad guy.
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Ah, how?
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Yes, yes, go ahead.
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By following the money.
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And what would get in the way of that?
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Um...
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If you don't...
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what?
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We don't...
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If you don't...
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Show up on time.
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'Cause today we got here before you did.
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No, no, uh-uh.
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If you don't
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tell us...
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that you're screwing the target.
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Yeah!
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Um, because I'm not?
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Your wire would disagree.
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Okay.
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I'm not screwing anyone, all right?
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Except your friends
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if you want to keep this deal.
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You did it with him again, dude?
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Not it.
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Then what?
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You know, the other thing.
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Did it involve your vagina?
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Sort of.
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And his penis?
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No.
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So his hm?
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No.
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So his huh.
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Okay, I was trying to distract him.
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By trapping his fingers?
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Because he was going to see your wire.
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Unbelievable.
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In his abuelita's house.
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I really don't care
how many bases you rounded.
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They just call her grandma.
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Oh, the boss, right?
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How was I supposed to know?
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Now we're right back where we started.
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None of this is my fault.
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Okay, just what are we
supposed to do now?
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'Cause, like, we really need this deal.
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You are back on the bench.
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One of you two will have to pinch-hit.
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Now I'm getting confused
because the baseball stuff
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is blurring with the sexy stuff and...
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No part of that man
is getting any of this.
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Her wire's still hot.
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Anything good?
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Well, Grandma loves
"Two and a Half Men."
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She's totally sick of CPK,
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and her foot doctor
appointment's on Tuesday.
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What about our guy?
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Oh, he's gonna need her.
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Just don't ask me to wear a wire again.
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What were you guys talking about?
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Hey.
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Little Money wants me to cut
the crusts off now.
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You thought about how we're
gonna sell these things?
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Ask me, it's the best part.
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All right. Check this.
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Hm, that's swank.
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Four bedrooms, open floor plan,
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mad curb appeal.
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- Yeah, who's staying there?
- We are.
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- It's right by Harry's school.
- Mm-hmm.
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With all those rich moms,
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it's the kind of place
you buy a top-notch purse.
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Yeah, if you got two Gs a night.
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One of the girls at the salons
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cleans these pads in-between guests.
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Well, won't they know that
we don't live there?
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Not if we say we do.
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Nah, I can't fake that kind of money.
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All these bitches
care about are their houses,
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their charities,
and what everyone else has.
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Exactly.
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Okay, you can just be my arm candy.
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Hey, it's your ass on the line.
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- Beth can't be a part of this.
- Okay.
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- I mean, she makes everything about her.
- You're right.
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No, I don't think you're
hearing what I'm saying.
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- I am.
- She does whatever she wants,
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- whenever she wants.
- I know.
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And the rules don't ever apply.
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- You're right.
- Next thing you know,
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you got a bullet in your other
knee, I'm back in jail...
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- And she's living large.
- Yes.
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She can't even hear about this.
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I agree.
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You know I'm talking about
Beth Boland, right?
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- Yup.
- Your homie.
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Got it.
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Really?
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She doesn't tell me everything she does.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Good.
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They were out of Windex.
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That boy's onto something.
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That's good as hell.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mugs?
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Sit down.
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I was really hoping for more of
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a to-go kind of coffee situation.
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Just, uh,
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just lay it on me, bruh.
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You were right.
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Hm, exciting. About what?
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I want to pull Ben out of St. Anne's.
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Wait, what?
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I don't want him to
turn into a rich dick.
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But you wanted him to
go in the first place.
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Well, I changed my mind, okay?
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What, now that he has friends?
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This place is evil.
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He has teachers that love him.
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His teachers will love
him in public school.
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But what about lacrosse?
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He can play lacrosse anywhere.
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They just got into the playoffs.
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It's fine, all right, fine,
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but you deal with all
the birthday stuff.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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You remember Keeley Shukert's
birthday last weekend?
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- The Swifty karaoke?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
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Well, it turns out that it
wasn't a themed party.
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Taylor Swift actually showed up.
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Taylor Swift came to
a 14-year-old's birthday party?
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Yeah, and she played
the whole "1989" album.
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Did she do "Out of the Woods?"
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- The whole album.
- What about "Clean"?
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The whole "1989" album, okay?
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All of it. Every single song.
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And then she stayed and ate cake.
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My God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, you know, what's Ben gonna
expect for his birthday?
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Selena Gomez?
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I think she charges by the song
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or by, like, the hour, or by...
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Who cares? That's not the point.
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The point is Ben can't think this is
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what birthday parties are.
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I mean, he can't be a dick.
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No, so we gotta pull him out.
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Right.
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Stat.
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What's faster than stat?
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I don't know.
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Maybe you'll figure it out.
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Hang on.
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Well, you gotta tell him.
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Why me?
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'Cause I'm eating the tuition.
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Jesus.
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This sucks.
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Yeah.
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Think they forgot to put
the cinnamon in it.
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I think that's what it is. Hold on.
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Hey, I fed the kids fish sticks,
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but I told them it was mozzarella.
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We should get Kenny to cut
his fingernails.
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Why? He looks like a wizard.
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Are you going out?
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Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands.
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Like...
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like errands?
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Why are you whispering?
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It's just your hair and your makeup,
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and you smell good, you know.
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No, I don't.
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Is this, like, an op?
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- Okay, between us...
- Yeah.
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- You can't tell.
- I won't.
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Swear on Emma's life.
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Can I swear on Kenny's?
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- Seriously.
- I'm sorry. Yes.
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I won't tell, I promise.
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I'm going to the grocery store.
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What are you drinking?
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Something strong.
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Nah, come on now.
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So dinner was, uh...
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fun,
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yeah?
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Parts of it.
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Got a problem, though.
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What's that?
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Grandma's pissed we missed dessert.
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What'd you tell her?
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That you're a fan, too.
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Tell her thank you.
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One more thing though, yeah?
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Never mind, I'll just write her a note.
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I need a bank.
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Maybe try your mattress this time.
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Safety deposit box would be even better.
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Not when your husband's
under house arrest
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for laundering money.
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That's why it can't be you.
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What about the other girls?
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Nah.
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Same kind of heat.
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Okay, who's it supposed to be?
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It don't matter.
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As long as they're in mom jeans,
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no one will think twice.
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Why jeans?
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'Cause a dress like that draws
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the wrong kind of attention.
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She's not a mom.
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She just needs to get him
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to talk about his money.
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She doesn't look like a mom.
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They record that and boom.
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She doesn't even walk like a mom.
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Racketeering, tax evasion...
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'Cause she's not a mom.
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She has a mom.
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No gummy bears before
night-night, little fella.
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Don't run with scissors, tiger.
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Just getting my mom on.
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Hmm?
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We're so gonna die.
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How hard can it be?
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Literally nothing gets past this guy.
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So teach me.
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- How many kids?
- Two.
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- Names.
- Tom and Sally.
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'Cause it's 1958.
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- Bryar and Julian.
- Okay.
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Bryar with a Y.
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- How old's Julian?
- Um...
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- Quick!
- One and a half.
273
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,194
In months.
274
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,946
- Always in months.
- What?
275
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,822
Everything under two years is in months.
276
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,824
Everything over two years is in years.
277
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,284
- Why?
- Never ask why.
278
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,953
- Why?
- Only kids ask why.
279
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,372
Let's go again. Start from the top.
280
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,733
Now it's a mom bag.
281
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,776
- When's bedtime?
- Seven.
282
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,277
Eight.
283
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,613
I go to bed at nine.
284
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,614
It's a trick question.
285
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,865
There's no point in setting one
286
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,702
'cause they'll never listen.
287
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,055
Do you want to live?
288
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,849
It's so gross.
289
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,270
It's 2:15. What are you late for?
290
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,230
- School pickup.
- Just pickup.
291
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,774
How many times are we gonna
go around this mountain?
292
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,900
No one says school.
293
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,236
Okay, just...
294
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,863
Oh, no, don't give him that.
295
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,072
It's too much sugar.
296
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,323
Yeah, the bad kind. Not the good kind.
297
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,409
You know what? Give him the
sweet potatoes in the fridge.
298
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,578
I puréed them myself.
Don't use the pouch.
299
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,122
I started adding tarragon
to introduce spice.
300
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,457
Sorry I'm late.
301
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,333
Marty doesn't know what
to feed the kids.
302
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,127
Okay, yeah, just do bath time
303
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,962
and then I'll be back
in time for stories, okay?
304
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,381
All right. Love you. Bye.
305
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,550
So?
306
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,718
Julian has a temp.
307
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,094
102.
308
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,888
And a rash, which I was freaking out
309
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,097
because I thought it was measles
310
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,058
'cause he just had his MMR, but no.
311
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,060
Turns out it's roseola,
which Bryar never had,
312
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,478
but she did have foot and mouth,
313
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,937
so I thought maybe it was that at first,
314
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,647
but I was wrong.
315
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,900
Poor little monkey. Hmm.
316
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,443
Anyway, I forgot to write down
317
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,653
what the pharmacist told me to get.
318
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,739
Where is that pen?
319
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,908
Oh, shoot.
320
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,373
Here it is.
321
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,672
She's ready.
322
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,685
Did you fix it?
323
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,979
It wasn't broken.
324
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,023
Danny said he couldn't
do his book report.
325
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,858
Well, all he had to do was
326
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,236
replace the ink cartridge.
327
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,615
What is the Aqua Joy 2000?
328
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,327
It's the most powerful
home spa on the market.
329
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,996
Yeah, I know, but why does
it say that we bought it?
330
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,415
Because we did.
331
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,042
And we need it.
332
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,377
You said that no one needs a hot tub.
333
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,962
That was before my wife decided to go
334
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,839
all Donnie Brasco on us.
335
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,632
What are you talking about?
336
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,384
This is money that we don't have.
337
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,136
For starters, it's very loud.
338
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,346
Right, so in case you
and the girls ever need
339
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,889
to get into a conversation
340
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,266
that you don't want other
people to hear...
341
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,600
No one is listening.
342
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,726
How do you know?
343
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,436
Because I'm the informant.
344
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,398
Well, I can't risk it, okay?
345
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,150
You?
346
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,736
Yeah, me.
347
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,905
I'm taking all the risk.
348
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,033
Well, I have the most to lose.
349
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,747
Well, we don't need this.
350
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,671
I need Nevada.
351
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,354
There she is.
352
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,399
- Hey.
- Morning, ladies.
353
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,776
- Good morning.
- I added the chunky necklace.
354
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,320
It's great, right?
355
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,156
- No.
- It's not. It's bad.
356
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,663
Beep twice if you can hear me.
357
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,211
Showtime.
358
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,463
Is it in the salt and pepper shaker?
359
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,131
All of it.
360
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,427
Can he hear when I'm
talking to the condiments?
361
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,804
All of it.
362
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,643
Beep three times in you can hear me.
363
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,112
Oh, my God. Damn.
364
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,405
Up, ladies.
365
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,406
What?
366
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,825
Can't seat you 'til
your whole party's here.
367
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,911
He's parking.
368
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,831
Actually, I spoke to
the manager yesterday
369
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,625
about reserving this table.
370
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,127
Well, he ain't here today.
371
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,047
We really need this table.
372
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,299
So do those folks.
373
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,886
But there's, like,
150 other tables in here.
374
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,888
This is their favorite.
375
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,352
What if we ordered for him?
376
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,853
Don't count.
377
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,313
Why doesn't that count?
378
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,274
Because we don't seat tuna melts.
379
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,692
We seat people.
380
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,362
Okay, we're not actually
here to have lunch.
381
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,031
Well, what the heck you doing then?
382
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,078
Ladies.
383
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,378
Round of Arnold Palmers. Thank you.
384
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,963
And you can just leave out the iced tea
385
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,881
for mine, thanks.
386
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,926
So, lemonade.
387
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,387
This is my friend.
388
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,639
I'm Carolyn with a Y.
389
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,643
So how do you all know each other?
390
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,895
- Pick up.
- Garden class.
391
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,522
I mean, well,
392
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,649
I knew her first from school.
393
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,984
Yeah, she was the only other mom
394
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,445
who would rosé all day with me, so.
395
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197
And then she did wonders
with my perennials.
396
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,699
- Stop.
- You did.
397
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,492
You should see what this girl
can do with a topiary.
398
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,411
You'd be like, a-poosh!
399
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,288
I run a small landscaping business
400
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,290
when I'm not shlepping Bryar and Julian
401
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,417
off to play dates,
402
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,669
and Gymboree, and toddler tunes, and...
403
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,006
And then we've all
been great friends ever since.
404
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,382
Yes.
405
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,595
Cool.
406
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,640
Way cool.
407
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,895
So she's trying to grow her business,
408
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,815
which makes her sort of perfect
for our arrangement.
409
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,656
So what do you want me to do?
410
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,163
Well, I don't know
about you guys, but um...
411
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,957
I can't talk shop on an empty stomach.
412
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,168
Oh.
413
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,259
Y'all ready?
414
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,844
Ready if you guys are.
415
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,304
- Sure.
- Yep.
416
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,597
- Okay.
- I could be ready.
417
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,598
Let me just...
418
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,810
I'll do a BLT,
bacon extra crispy, please.
419
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,520
White or wheat?
420
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,646
Surprise me.
421
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,981
I'll just take a Cobb salad.
422
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,818
In fact, do you guys all just
want Cobb salads?
423
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,611
- Mm, yummy.
- Yeah, that's delicious.
424
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,947
- Read my mind.
- Love Cobb.
425
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,782
Thank you.
426
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,746
So...
427
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,498
what do you wanna just have her
428
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,292
stash a bunch of cash...
429
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,378
Oh, uh, miss.
430
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,463
Could you wrap all that up to-go for us?
431
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,674
Thank you.
432
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,845
Where are we going?
433
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,681
To her house.
434
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,562
Why?
435
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,107
You know, you never know
who's listening around here.
436
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,526
Well, we could go to my house.
437
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,194
- Way closer.
- It's like, right...
438
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,696
- Yeah.
- It's good.
439
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,197
Nah.
440
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,162
I want to see her place.
441
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,729
How much further?
442
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,856
Uh, just ahead.
443
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,858
And then?
444
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,568
Just a few blocks.
445
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,378
Hey, why don't we just talk in here?
446
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,547
Yeah, I mean,
447
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,424
it's just us.
448
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,592
Super private.
449
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,136
We close?
450
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,682
We're here.
451
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,734
They're in here somewhere.
452
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,617
Could just knock.
453
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,702
My husband's sleeping.
454
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,204
At noon?
455
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,792
Yeah, he's not feeling well.
456
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,253
Yeah, he got it from the kids.
457
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338
Yeah, went through
the whole soccer team.
458
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,259
Must've left them inside.
459
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,636
Ah, that's a shame.
460
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,721
Why don't we go to the park?
461
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,056
- Dine El Fresco?
- Oh, yeah.
462
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,433
Yeah, they have those,
you know, picnic tables.
463
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,945
He's up.
464
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,121
Ah, again?
465
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,581
I know. Sorry, babe.
466
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,999
You're gonna have to
put them on one of those
467
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,668
big wooden sticks, like at Starbucks.
468
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,142
So when did you move?
469
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,144
- Recently, yeah.
- Oh.
470
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,313
Ruby didn't mention it at the recital.
471
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,981
No, well yes, it's real recent.
472
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,232
- Oh?
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,650
Where is she anyway?
474
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,653
Oh, she's on her way. Try some cheese.
475
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,155
It's real good.
476
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,990
Can I get you a refill?
477
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,327
How'd you guys get the wholesale hookup?
478
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,329
Uh,
479
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,873
he would be upset if I told you.
480
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:39,043
You know Louis Vuitton?
481
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,669
Try some cheese.
482
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,379
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
483
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,634
- Some more?
- Is that real?
484
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,973
The ten point buck.
485
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,516
Oh, my God.
486
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,061
He never felt a thing.
487
00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,522
Ruby offered to volunteer
at my animal rescue.
488
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,986
Yeah, poor guy.
489
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,364
He got hit by a gravel truck on I-75.
490
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,574
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, yeah.
491
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,534
We thought this was the best way to
492
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,703
kind of honor his life.
493
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,788
Yeah.
494
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:16,997
What about the other ones?
495
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,166
I'm sorry?
496
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,551
Truck killed the whole damn family.
497
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,137
Oh.
498
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,309
Try some cheese.
499
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,203
Sorry, I didn't expect company.
500
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,376
You got a glass?
501
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,047
Next to the fridge.
502
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,467
Right or left?
503
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,054
Right.
504
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,310
I mean, um, I meant my right.
505
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,937
Not yours. That's...
506
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,023
Hmm.
507
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,831
So how does this work?
508
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,666
I'll bring you a duffel.
509
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,294
You keep what's inside till I need it.
510
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,838
What do I get?
511
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,757
Holding fee.
512
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,301
Sounds fair.
513
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,678
I'mma need a key to the box, too.
514
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,138
Okay.
515
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,806
Tomorrow.
516
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,641
Noon. Your bank.
517
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,477
Send all the details.
518
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,812
I wouldn't drink that, by the way.
519
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,314
Why not?
520
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,691
It expired a week ago.
521
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,821
That's it.
522
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,156
It's over.
523
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,658
We got him, right?
524
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,703
No, he got us.
525
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,747
He just laid it all out.
526
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,373
That was practically a confession.
527
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:24,875
I found this place ten minutes
528
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,084
before you guys got here.
529
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,044
You didn't have time to wire it?
530
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,879
I barely had time to text you.
531
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,840
Oh, God.
532
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,675
So it's not over.
533
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,885
Excuse me.
534
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,595
Is it safe?
535
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,349
Oh, yes, I am so sorry about that.
536
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,727
Everyone, meet Irene and Phil.
537
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,854
Your country thanks you
for your service.
538
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,358
You have a very lovely home.
539
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,318
My aunt in Nantucket...
540
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,370
Dang, it's archway after archway.
541
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,247
Are you kidding me?
542
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,374
It's like the damn Taj Mahal
543
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,709
if it had two ovens.
544
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,339
Turkey in one,
mac and cheese in the other.
545
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,259
Change the whole Thanksgiving game.
546
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,555
How'd we do?
547
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:23,058
You mean how did I do?
548
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,435
I had a situation.
549
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,857
Do you know how hard it is
550
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,525
to pretend you're someone you're not?
551
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,361
Every day.
552
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,114
Yeah, well, I'm not
used to having two ovens
553
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,074
two sinks, two dishwashers...
554
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,450
They got two dishwashers?
555
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,910
Two fridges, too.
556
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,537
Dang.
557
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,081
Your pal, Michelle,
558
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,126
she was asking me who our
interior designer was.
559
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,378
What did you say?
560
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,338
Jovann.
561
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,257
Who the hell's that?
562
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,843
That cologne you gave me for Christmas.
563
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,136
You threw me to the wolves.
564
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,679
It was a situation.
565
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,097
So, what, yours is worse than mine?
566
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,640
The life and death kind.
567
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,435
Or is it because she always comes first?
568
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,484
Well, it looks like you
did just fine on your own.
569
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,612
Well, I'm short.
570
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,988
How?
571
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,451
Didn't sell enough.
Priced them too high.
572
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,952
Well,
573
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,830
we'll have another party.
574
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,999
Well, then what am
I supposed to tell Gene?
575
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:31,251
That it's coming.
576
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:34,087
Well, and that might
put me in a situation.
577
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,507
Life and death kind.
578
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:47,142
Is that caribou?
579
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,020
Two of everything.
580
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,196
Hey. Soft serve.
581
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,867
So not fair.
582
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,535
Well, pardonnez moi,
583
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,330
we are out of foie gras.
584
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,374
It's about school.
585
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:11,375
Oh, you know, it's funny.
586
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,543
I actually wanted to
talk to you about that.
587
00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:15,545
Um...
588
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,340
Dad won't let me go to D.C.
589
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,341
Why?
590
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,051
He says you don't
actually learn anything.
591
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,552
It's just a giant party.
592
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:23,512
Well, duh, yeah.
593
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,055
That's, like,
why field trips were invented.
594
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,556
I will literally be the only one
595
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,016
in my grade not going.
596
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,184
Okay, and?
597
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,603
And I want to be with my friends.
598
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,313
Well, maybe
599
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,523
this is a chance to, like,
600
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,774
make some new friends.
601
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,235
- What are you talking about?
- Just take a breath, okay?
602
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,571
- Have some pâté d'Annie.
- Mom, tell me.
603
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,039
I will talk to your dad
604
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,833
about D.C.
605
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,793
Really?
606
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,586
I mean, it's D.C.
607
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,548
We can't be letting down
our founding fathers, can we?
608
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:04,052
- It's kind of your constitutional duty.
- Mm.
609
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,226
- Mm.
- Mm.
610
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,728
Mm.
611
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,729
Sick nails.
612
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,063
Nancy did 'em.
613
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,565
You mean her fancy person.
614
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,859
She doesn't come any more.
615
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,611
What, she's slumming it at the salon?
616
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:24,114
She's doing it herself.
617
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,409
You mean like at home?
618
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,661
Bought me cosmic blue on Amazon.
619
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,292
Why does the cheap stuff
always taste the best?
620
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,793
They're having money problems.
621
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:37,878
Shh.
622
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,087
The kids.
623
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,255
She's doing her own nails,
624
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,923
hasn't been to Whole Foods in months,
625
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,800
and she's picking up her own takeout.
626
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:44,885
Who?
627
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,429
The Duchess of Winchester.
628
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,264
Who's that?
629
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,599
Nancy, Gregg, hello?
630
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,350
Otherwise, why would I be so excited?
631
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,810
Wow, imagine how excited you're gonna be
632
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,104
when you drive by
their tent under the freeway.
633
00:30:56,214 --> 00:30:58,732
Ugh, amen to that.
634
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,238
Um, how are you all doing?
635
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,282
You know, moneywise.
636
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,576
Well, I'm not in a tent.
637
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,161
Yet.
638
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,291
Can you spare any this month?
639
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,962
What's going on?
640
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,131
I got some extra bills.
641
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,467
How much?
642
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,054
- Six grand.
- Jesus!
643
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,139
- What did you buy?
- Another jazzy?
644
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,437
We're hustling these janky-ass purses
645
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,648
for Stan's boss, and I'm short.
646
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,525
Okay?
647
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,489
What?
648
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,367
How many scams are you running?
649
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,036
Why does it matter?
650
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,206
Because it's kind of weird
that you didn't tell us.
651
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,749
It doesn't involve you.
652
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,501
It kind of does
653
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,253
if you're doing something sketch.
654
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,713
We do sketch stuff every day.
655
00:32:03,812 --> 00:32:05,438
Yeah, because that's part of our deal.
656
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,758
We do so much sketch stuff,
657
00:32:06,857 --> 00:32:08,525
- I don't even know what's sketch anymore.
- Which we won't have
658
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,303
if they find out that
you're doing something sketch.
659
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,932
She does kind of have a point.
660
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,812
I mean, excuse me,
but what about your sex tape?
661
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,731
- Not the same.
- It's exactly the same.
662
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:22,816
I did that to protect us.
663
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,734
'Cause the rules
don't ever apply when it's you.
664
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:27,229
You think I wanted to do that?
665
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,657
Way to take a finger for the team.
666
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,742
You know, I can kind of see
it from that perspective.
667
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,412
Would you please take a side already!
668
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,969
So what happens if you don't get it.
669
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,889
That'd be bad.
670
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,765
How bad?
671
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:59,477
Like, gang friend level.
672
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,290
You're really gonna do this, huh?
673
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,792
What do you mean?
674
00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:26,338
Noticed how things are
different now, that's all.
675
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,302
If Carolyn makes you f...
676
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,556
I know she can be a lot,
so I've got other friends...
677
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,309
Is she FBI or Secret Service?
678
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,440
She's a mom
679
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,275
in my gardening group.
680
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,486
Found the wire.
681
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,533
Behind "Pelican Brief."
682
00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,955
Don't.
683
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,415
Don't do that.
684
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,757
Open the glove.
685
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,269
Hand it to me.
686
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,814
You blew it, Carolyn.
687
00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,828
And so now whenever I plug my phone in,
688
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,497
it's "I'll Make Love To You."
689
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,041
Boyz II Men.
690
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,501
Yeah, I played the damn thing one time
691
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,004
for this bitch who can't
get going without it
692
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,256
and now it's all I hear.
693
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,926
Had that happen with "Mambo No. 5."
694
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,387
Yeah, you stuck with it forever.
695
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,639
Song herpes, am I right?
696
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,517
How we do?
697
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,478
Well,
698
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,855
I hate to say it,
699
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,359
but I'm afraid you crushed it.
700
00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,569
Good.
701
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,070
It wasn't easy.
702
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,781
Should make you guys
partners in the club, too.
703
00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:06,534
Hey, that would be awesome.
704
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,869
I said I should,
705
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,537
not that I would.
706
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,039
But what I am gonna do...
707
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,248
Appreciate it.
708
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:13,416
...is invest it
709
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,793
back into the company.
710
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:18,171
What company?
711
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,715
Our fake handbag company.
712
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,717
We'd just rather take our cut.
713
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,761
It's gonna be big, though.
714
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,930
Yeah, we're all set.
715
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,014
Like Apple or...
716
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,682
Our loss.
717
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,767
Facebook.
718
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,560
Hey, that's all you, man.
719
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,062
You sure?
720
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,396
Yeah.
721
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,899
Real sure.
722
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,194
So you don't want to be the next Google?
723
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,404
We'll take our chances.
724
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,990
You know what?
725
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,743
I care about you guys too much
726
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,079
to let you do that.
727
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,960
I mean, we don't have any
real investments.
728
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,378
That fool's going down.
729
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,921
Yeah, right.
730
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,557
Oh, no.
731
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,599
Sit down.
732
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,935
Mugs, huh?
733
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:18,106
You loved that eighth grade
field trip to D.C.
734
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,066
You had that insane hookup
735
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,276
with Melissa Thomas at the Smithsonian.
736
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,403
Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat.
737
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,200
There's only one reason
why you wouldn't let him go.
738
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,206
Is this drip?
739
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,250
Get used to it.
740
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:45,466
Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
741
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,760
What's the damage?
742
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:50,346
We're totaled.
743
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:53,850
Want some cream? It's free.
744
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,104
What about school?
745
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,318
It'd be nice if he could
finish out the school year.
746
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,903
He loves his dick friends.
747
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,114
And those dick parents.
748
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,199
Maybe,
749
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,368
maybe I can try to
help with the tuition.
750
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,370
It's not cheap.
751
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,372
Really? 'Cause I thought a school
752
00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,250
named after a saint
would be free to all.
753
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,794
You make minimum wage.
754
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,672
It's more than you now.
755
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,260
I am never going to live this down.
756
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,804
No you are not.
I am just getting started.
757
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,573
Bad day?
758
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,078
Wanna turn it around?
759
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,253
Hop in.
760
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,673
Tell me all about your bad day.
761
00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:09,175
'Cause they...
762
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,055
won't hear a thing.
763
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,061
Come on!
764
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,983
Yes, ma'am Oh!
765
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,906
Ah.
766
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:34,283
So what happened?
767
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,620
It's complicated.
768
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,928
I didn't have a choice.
769
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:56,055
You got one now.
770
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,267
The way I see it, you got
the angel on one shoulder
771
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,352
and the devil on the other.
772
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,525
Damned either way.
773
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,949
So what's it gonna be?
50402
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