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Ah, back at your old stomping ground,
I see, Hubble.
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The Palace car park.
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I've got a little present
for the boys at the gatehouse.
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What do you think?
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What is it?
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I made it at the weekend.
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It's a Mini-Metro wing mirror
and a torch taped to a golf club.
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Ideal for under-car surveillance.
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Excuse me, I'll show you.
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You see, now, with this,
you can scan the entire
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underside of the vehicle
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and with the torch, of course,
you can view any...
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Hubble, I don't think...
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No. Stay back, stay back, please.
I know exactly what I'm doing.
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HE STRAINS
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EXHAUST RATTLES
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Can I give you a hand with that?
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OK, you get in there,
I'll pass it to you.
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There we go. Got that in?
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OK, carry on.
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Captain Hubble, Sir Edward.
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Ah, morning, Hubble.
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Good morning, sir.
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Thank you for coming so quickly.
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I take it you heard about
yesterday's burglary at the Palace.
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Burglary?! No, sir.
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But frankly, I'm not surprised.
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I have mentioned on a number
of occasions to Colonel Whittington
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how sloppy some of the security
personnel have become.
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And Colonel Whittington for you,
Sir Edward. Ah, come in, Dennis.
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I was just updating Hubble
on yesterday's burglary.
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Shameful, sir. Shameful.
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Needless to say,
Her Majesty is furious.
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Are we any the wiser?
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Well, we do seem to have
one very obvious lead, sir.
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Oh. May I?
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We've trawled
yesterday's CCTV footage.
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You can only imagine our surprise.
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Thank you, sir.
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Well, Hubble?
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I've got a feeling
that I've seen him before.
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It's YOU, Hubble!
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What?
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Good grief, so it is!
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What's going on, Hubble?
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Sir, I was coming back
from the car park
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and I saw these two men
struggling with something.
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A �2 million Titian. Was it?
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Well, anyway I said I'd give them
a hand to get it into their van.
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Along with a Reubens, a Gainsborough
and two Stubbs!
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How, Hubble? How?
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Because the man's a buffoon, sir.
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Four men enter the palace
unchallenged
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and walk out with
millions of pounds worth of art,
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aided and abetted
by The Royal Bodyguard!?
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What am I going to tell Her Majesty?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I have no other option...
than to tender my resignation.
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Accepted.
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Her Majesty deserves the best
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and I'm afraid I've let her down.
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I'll book you a cab.
We'll send your things on in a box.
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KNOCKING
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Palace on line two.
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Oh... Gentlemen,
would you mind waiting here?
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I'll take it outside.
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Can I get you both
something to drink?
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How about some Champagne?
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Sorry? Oh, let your hair down,
Miss Gifford. You only live once!
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Builders' tea or instant?
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So, it's goodbye, Hubble.
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I always knew
it was only a matter of time.
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Well, that's what I kept telling
myself in the dark hours of the night.
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Oh, sometimes life
can spring upon you untold joys.
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Don't you agree, Miss Gifford?
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That was Her Majesty herself.
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She attaches no blame to Hubble.
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What?! No.
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She won't hear a word against him.
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It's the fools who let the van in
that she's got in her sights.
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She wants Hubble
to monitor the investigation,
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in partnership with Scotland Yard.
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I would be honoured, sir.
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But he's resigned! Dennis...
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Did you tell Her Majesty
he's resigned? She is adamant.
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Report to me ASAP.
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you, sir.
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And don't worry, sir.
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I won't let you down.
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Oh, just get back...
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What on earth are you doing?
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Sorry?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry.
It just, er, fell off the wall.
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I think the thieves must have been
tampering with this one as well.
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If you could just...
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Thank you.
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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Sir Ambrose Hamilton, isn't it?
It is.
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Yes. Guy Hubble, Royal Bodyguard.
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Please don't let me stop you.
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I would just like to ask you
a few questions, if I may?
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So, what's it like being the
Surveyor of The Queen's Paintings?
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It is a great honour.
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So, could you tell me something
about these stolen pictures?
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They're the crown jewels
of the Queen's collection.
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The most valuable paintings
in this room.
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So, you're saying that the thieves
must have been well informed?
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They must have been.
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Or well briefed,
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by someone who was
an acknowledged expert...
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Are you all right?
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Sorry, what?
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Yes, no, fine. Fine.
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Just... you know, just checking.
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For, uh... footprints.
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There aren't any. It's all right.
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You do know there's no back
to this settee, don't you?
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It's a Louis Quinze chaise longue.
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Well, it's a pity
Louis didn't finish it.
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Her Majesty deserves something
a little better at her age,
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don't you think? I mean,
something with a bit of support.
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You can't expect an elderly lady...
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DOOR OPENS
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Ah! There you are, sir.
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I was just running through
a few things with Sir Ambrose.
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Yes, sir. Ahem...
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I have my suspicions
about Sir Ambrose.
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He's as good as admitted
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that the thieves knew exactly
what paintings to take.
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Now who could be better
to advise them
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than the Surveyor
of the Queen's Paintings?
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I suggest we interview him properly.
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You know, we do the old
"good cop, bad cop" routine.
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Hubble...
Sir, there is something wrong.
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I know there is.
I can feel it in my water. Trust me.
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Sorry about that, Sir Ambrose.
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This is Colonel Whittington.
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He and I would like to ask you
a few more questions, if we may.
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Would you like to sit down?
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I really am rather busy.
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Yes, I'm sure. Yes, of course.
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Can I offer you a mint?
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Where were you yesterday,
Sir Ambrose?
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At an auction house all day.
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Do you have witnesses to corroborate
that? I do. A number.
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So you can provide us with a list
of those witnesses, I suppose?
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Fine. No problem at all. Oh, good.
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Sir, just a sec.
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Sorry. I've forgotten.
Am I good cop or bad cop?
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Bad cop. Bad cop. Thank you, sir.
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OK, come on. Give me my mint back.
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I'm sucking it.
I don't care. Hand it over.
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Come on. There you are.
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Is it usual for picture restorers
to come to the Palace?
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Once or twice a year, yes.
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Answer the question!
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I just have!
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And you would always authorise
such a visit?
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I would.
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All right.
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Why are you wearing carpet slippers
in the Palace?
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I suffer from corns.
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Oh, all right.
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So do you have any idea where the
thieves got hold of an authorisation
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bearing your signature?
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Well, a forgery, obviously.
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Ah!
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Hubble!
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What are you doing?
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Sorry, sir, a tiger seems to have
attached itself to my foot.
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Careful, that's a present
from the tenth Maharajah of Jaipur!
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I can't get it off!
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Hubble! Yes, sir!
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Keep your foot still!
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I can't! Ouch!
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Ow!
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Sir? We've just...
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We got a call demanding �5 million
in return for the paintings. What?
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We don't think it's a crank call,
but they want the money
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delivered tomorrow
at a location of their choosing.
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Sir Edward is liaising
with Number Ten.
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Sir. Let me be the man
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who hands over the money
at a location of their own choosing.
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I'll get the art back, sir.
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Hubble, no! It would be putting
Hubble in great danger, sir.
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Ah, there you are, sir.
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I've got you a frothy coffee, sir.
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What? It's made with soya milk.
Frothy coffee.
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Ever had a frothy coffee
with soya milk? No.
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I'm trying to give up
dairy products, sir, so...
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Try it, try it. Frothy coffee.
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Hubble. Sir?
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I've got �5 million in this case,
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over 40 officers
committed to the operation.
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Stop prattling on
about frothy coffee!
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Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Now take the money.
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Wait in the park until approached.
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Are you wearing your wire?
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Of course I'm wearing a wire, sir.
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Is it plugged in?
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Yes, of course it's...
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Yes. Yes, it's plugged in.
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I have ten marksmen in situ.
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Right.
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We'll be watching
for you to be approached.
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Now remember,
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don't release the money.
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Your job is to lead us to the art
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and the centre
of their organisation.
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Yes, of course.
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You've got the right man
for the job, sir.
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Hubble, I can't stress how much
the Treasury are keen
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that you don't lose the money.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, sir.
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I won't salute, if you don't mind,
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as I don't want to
draw attention to myself.
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Good idea. Thank you, sir.
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Hubble. Oh?
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You forgot the money.
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Forgot the money. Of course.
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Sorry, sir. Thank you.
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You're meant to handcuff it
to your wrist.
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Of course. Handcuff to my wrist.
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Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Were you given the number
to the combination lock?
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Yes, sir. 301.
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It's the combined ages of my mother,
my father, my Aunt Sybil,
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and her son's dog Mumps
when they died.
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I thought I was rather clever
with that one,
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because I worked out Mumps' age
in dog years.
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You could have just added 3, 0 and
1, and come up with your IQ score.
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Sorry, sir, run that past me again.
I didn't quite understand it.
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Remember, you've clung onto this job
by the skin of your teeth
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but one more cock-up... Don't worry,
sir. You can rely on me.
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Your bill, sir. It's all right, sir.
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I'll get the bill.
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TEA SPLASHES, CHINA CLATTERS
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Your trousers are drying
on the radiator, sir.
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Thank you, Yates.
What happened to them?
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Hubble spilt coffee over them.
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'Actually, it was
soya frothy coffee, sir.'
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Hubble, this channel is to remain
open, but you are to be quiet.
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Understood? 'Yes, sir.'
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INSECT BUZZING
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What's going on, sir?
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God alone knows.
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Hubble.
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You're meant to be keeping
a low profile.
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'There's a vicious bee, sir.
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00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,360
'Actually, it's gone now.'
257
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,719
'Ah! Sorry, sir! It's back again.'
258
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,280
BUZZING RESUMES
259
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,520
'Definitely gone now, sir.
Standing by for the approach.'
260
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,160
There you go. Thank you.
261
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,240
Excuse me.
262
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,719
Standing by.
This could be the approach.
263
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,319
Can you help an old soldier
to the gents, young man? Of course.
264
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,560
Lean on me.
265
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,239
I'm not too good on my feet
these days.
266
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,959
All those years marching.
267
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,880
Mmm.
268
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,119
Oh, here we go.
269
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,359
OK. Let's go.
270
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,360
Green light! Green light!
271
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,799
In you go, Yates.
272
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,600
Me, sir? Yes. Get on with it.
273
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,519
Come on, they've got Hubble.
274
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,559
More importantly,
they've got the �5 million.
275
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,520
STRUGGLING, BANGING
276
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,840
Ah! Ow!
277
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,559
Come on, let's go!
278
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,160
GEARS GRIND
279
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,639
What's going on? Where are we going?
280
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,159
Sir! Sir! I'm being kidnapped!
They're taking me to...
281
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,079
We'll take this wire,
if you don't mind. Ow!
282
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,719
And the case! Without the handcuffs.
283
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,519
No, I've lost the key.
284
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,319
It must have fallen out
as you pulled me down the tunnel.
285
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,519
Show us the money, then. No.
286
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,878
I'll show you the money
when you show me the art!
287
00:18:14,879 --> 00:18:16,760
We see the money
or we see your brains.
288
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:19,999
Look, it's a combination lock.
What's the number?
289
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,279
Wait a minute.
I'm just trying to remember.
290
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,679
My mother's age... plus, uh...
291
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,519
What's 12 times 7? What?
292
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,519
That's the age of Mumps
when he died.
293
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,359
Mumps? Yes, well, you see,
294
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,199
my cousin had a dog to cheer him up
when he had the mumps.
295
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,199
That's how we called the dog Mumps.
296
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,639
Just do it! All right! I'm...
297
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,319
Look, you're flustering me now.
298
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,759
We'll go back to base.
Hack open the case there.
299
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,279
Or just hack his arm off.
300
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,200
No, wait a minute. Ah.
I think I'm remembering now.
301
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,360
Sir!
302
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,519
It runs right through
from the toilets. Good God.
303
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,919
Wasn't...
304
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,200
wasn't there an ice cream van
parked here?
305
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,839
So... Hubble has gone missing
306
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,839
with the �5 million? Yes, sir.
307
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,119
Oh, God. But don't worry, sir.
308
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,040
Hubble's under strict instructions
not to lose the money.
309
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,720
Ah! I've done it. I've done it!
310
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,519
Here, hand it over. No, no.
311
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,479
This is Her Majesty's money
312
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,759
and you do not get it
until she gets her paintings back!
313
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,199
Give it here! No! Give it here!
314
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,080
No! Will you stop it!
315
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,080
No!
316
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,799
No!
317
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,600
Aagh!
318
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,879
Police!
319
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,360
Police! Police!
320
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,200
The van! Move!
321
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,719
'If you leave your number,
he'll call you back.'
322
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,959
No, I'll hold.
323
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,239
KNOCKING
324
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,640
Excuse me, sir.
We've had a report of hundreds
325
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,039
of �50 notes being scattered
in Buckinghamshire.
326
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,520
And the serial numbers match.
Any sign of Hubble?
327
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:40,439
Er... no. No, sir.
328
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,080
At least we've got the money.
329
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,119
Ow!
330
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,360
Ow!
331
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,519
What took you?
332
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,199
Sir Ambrose!
333
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,399
Yes, Hubble.
334
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,599
Me.
335
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,079
I knew it!
I knew you were up to no good.
336
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,319
Well, you were right.
337
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,759
I knew it,
I could feel it in my water.
338
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,719
You thought
you could outsmart everyone.
339
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,079
Well,
you couldn't outsmart Captain...
340
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,760
Oh, do shut up!
341
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,679
Where have you been?
342
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,639
It's his fault. What?
343
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,759
What?
344
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,719
We've lost most of the money.
What happened?
345
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,119
He opened his case by the window.
It scattered all over the county.
346
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,280
How much have we got?
347
00:21:41,281 --> 00:21:44,039
About 300 quid. �300?!
348
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,719
You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
betraying Her Majesty...!
349
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,839
I say we split the money and run.
350
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,919
I haven't planned all this for �300.
351
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,639
No. Nothing's changed.
352
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,719
We still have the paintings.
353
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,360
The ransom is still five million.
354
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,079
PHONE RINGS
355
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,719
Hastings.
356
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,679
'Sir Edward?' Yes?
357
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,119
'A call for you.' Right.
358
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,919
'We have a friend of yours.'
359
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,679
And that friend has managed
to lose our money.
360
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,719
'We're going to need
another five million.'
361
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,079
I can't get that.
362
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,679
You will.
363
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,119
Otherwise, Hubble here will suffer,
364
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,319
horribly.
365
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,559
They're bluffing.
366
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,920
How do we know that
Hubble is still alive?
367
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,800
Talk to your boss.
368
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,879
Captain Hubble here, sir.
369
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,759
Hubble! Are you all right?
370
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,199
I think...
371
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,999
they're going to milk me, sir.
372
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,159
MACHINE WHIRRS
373
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,279
'Milk you?'
374
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,439
Yes. Like a cow, sir. 'What?'
375
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,159
Well, they're going to hook me up
to this machine unless you pay up.
376
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,039
I was right about Sir Ambrose!
377
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,439
Five million in cash,
378
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,760
in two hours.
379
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,880
Poor Hubble.
380
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,559
I can't believe it was Sir Ambrose.
381
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,520
I mean, he's a Knight of the Realm.
382
00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:35,199
I always had my suspicions,
of course.
383
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,959
But he's... a Knight of the Realm!
384
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,560
I think we've got something, sir.
We've found the ice cream van.
385
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,119
It's been well over an hour.
I say we kill him.
386
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,879
You think they'll pay the money then?
You said this was a doddle.
387
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,359
Nothing could go wrong, you said.
I wasn't expecting YOU
388
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,359
to throw the money out the window!
Phone your man,
389
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,920
find out what the hell's happening.
390
00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:13,080
SIRENS BLARE
391
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,480
I'm off. Yeah, me too!
392
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,319
Come back!
393
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,079
It looks like they've left you
in the lurch, Sir Ambrose.
394
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,919
No.
395
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,919
I've still got you for company.
396
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,479
You're coming with me.
397
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,280
No, you're coming with me!
398
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,519
No. You're coming...
399
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,640
with me.
400
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,040
HELICOPTER HOVERS
401
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,159
It's OK, yes...
402
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,240
I'm the Royal Bodyguard.
403
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,479
Everything is...
everything's under control.
404
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,879
Shoot to kill.
Don't worry if you miss.
405
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,839
Do we have authorisation on that,
sir? Nobody will mind, I promise.
406
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,800
Back off or he gets it!
407
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,040
OK, we have a mobile
hostage situation, everyone.
408
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,199
Change now. Third.
409
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,679
GEARS GRIND, ENGINE REVS
410
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,479
No, third, not fifth.
411
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,359
It's you! You're over-revving.
412
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,119
Oh, just change gear.
413
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,639
What have you done now?
414
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,639
VAN JINGLE PLAYS
415
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,039
I must have pressed
one of these buttons here.
416
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,599
Turn it off! All right.
417
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,079
MOTOR HUMS
418
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,999
That's the refrigeration unit.
419
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,120
I don't know, do I?
420
00:25:50,121 --> 00:25:52,959
It's the first time
I've been in one of these things.
421
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,599
For God's sake,
we're making ice cream now! Good.
422
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,959
I can bring you a 99
when you're in your prison cell!
423
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,800
Do be quiet, you tedious little man.
424
00:26:00,801 --> 00:26:03,799
You'll never get away with this.
Just turn yourself in.
425
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,679
Never! Where are we going anyway?
426
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,799
Windsor. That's where the Queen is.
427
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,359
If the old girl wants her pictures
back, she can pay for them.
428
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,839
How dare you speak about Her Majesty
429
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,520
in such a disrespectful way?! And...
430
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,119
Look out! Look out!
I can't see anything!
431
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,279
GUNSHOT
432
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,039
Put your foot on the brake!
433
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,559
Brake, man, will you!
434
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,000
CRASH
435
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,920
VAN MUSIC GURGLES TUNELESSLY
436
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,159
What's the story, Yates?
437
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,040
Well, a nasty way to go, sir.
438
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,919
Oh! Yes.
439
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,559
Any sign of Hubble?
440
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,679
I doubt
he would have survived it, sir.
441
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,759
The refrigeration unit's
been on for ten hours, and...
442
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,999
SOLID KNOCK
443
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,799
15 below zero, sir.
444
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,879
So, it looks like you'll be
the Royal Bodyguard now, Yates.
445
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,600
We're finally rid of Guy Hubble.
446
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,120
Did you hear that?
447
00:27:21,121 --> 00:27:22,800
No, sir.
448
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,960
Yates. Get up there.
449
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,240
Sir, I think you better come
and take a look at this.
450
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,040
BREATHING
451
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,319
C-captain Hubble,
452
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,800
re-reporting for duty, s-s-sir.
453
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,319
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