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- Goo-rilla is attacking the city.
- What are we gonna do?
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I'm going to go back in
time and get Ice Vikings.
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Watch out!
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Ice Viking horns freeze acid goo.
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Once Goo-rilla is frozen
I will chop his head off.
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Viking Cop!
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Sven, Svoren, Svaaren, Vjorgen,
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Senja, Rintamaiki, attack!
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Axe Cop, you've broken every
normal cop rule in the book.
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Oh, come on, Axe Cop
just defeated Goo-rilla
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and saved everybody.
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Be that as it may,
the normal cop rules are as follows:
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only use a gun,
no going back in time,
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no inviting Ice Vikings to our time
and absolutely no axes!
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Cuff him, boys.
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One day, at the scene of the fire,
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the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became...
Axe Cop!
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So he had tryouts
and hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Hey, look!
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The new fish is Axe Cop.
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- Hello, Warden.
- Hmm...
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the one and only Axe Cop,
here in my prison.
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Take a look around.
Tell me what you see.
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- Bad guys.
- Right. Shoo.
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Bad guys with their heads still on.
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Now I'm a man of the law.
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I can't do much about their heads,
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but maybe you have some ideas, hm?
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Have fun, Axe Cop.
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Hey, I'm free! I'm free!
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- What?
- Oh my gosh, Axe Cop.
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I'm so sorry this is taking so long.
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There's so much red tape
bureaucracy with normal justice.
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But know this, I am your
loyal partner and I'm going to
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get you out of here before
you can finish the alphabet.
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- I'm never leaving here.
- Axe Cop, don't give up so soon.
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I know it seems bleak, but
we're pooling all our money
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to get you out.
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I even dipped into
Uni-Baby's college fund.
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Please don't tell the missus.
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But I don't want to leave.
Prison is the best!
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Monday is gym day.
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The bad guys get to exercise
and I chop their heads off.
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Tuesday is movie day.
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The bad guys get to watch movies
and I chop their heads off.
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Wednesday is game day.
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- Duck, duck...
- The bad guys get to play games...
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- Shh... Chop!
- ...and I chop their heads off.
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Thursday is family day.
Well, you get the idea.
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Axe Cop, does the Warden
know you're doing this?
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Yes, the Warden loves it.
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He does?
I don't know, Axe Cop,
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something about this
sounds really suspicious.
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- Hey, visiting hours are over.
- Bye.
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What's wrong with you, Greg?
If we damage these heads
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we're gonna end up in
one of these crates.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have snapped at you, man.
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I just never been around
so much death before.
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Yeah, let's go get some
mops and clean this mess up.
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Bad guy heads?
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What are these guys
doing with all of these?
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- Load 'em up!
- Oh!
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You did good today, Axe Cop.
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We got truckloads of new
bad guys coming in tomorrow,
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so get a good night's sleep.
Lights out.
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What the heck?
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Oh, no.
They're growing bad guys.
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Oh, no no.
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Shh, shh, come on, little guy.
Shh, shh.
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Quiet, quiet, quiet.
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Oh, no, no. Shh, shh!
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Well, hello.
You must be the Flute Cop,
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Axe Cop's loyal partner.
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Allow me to show you
around my bad guys greenery.
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Now? Uh, okay.
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When a child is born,
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no one knows if he's gonna
be a good guy or a bad guy.
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What I've done here is taken
that uncertainty and crushed it.
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For every one bad guy's head I plant,
I can grow a thousand
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stronger and worser new bad guys.
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Why would you need to
grow so many bad guys?
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For the money, you fool.
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I'll auction my bad guys army
off to the highest bidder,
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and he can do with
them whatever he wishes.
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And the best part is,
Axe Cop is helping me to do it.
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Oh no, Axe Cop.
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But there is one problem, you see.
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The bad guys we grow are just too bad.
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What the heck?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I guess it was all just
a waste of time then.
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It was a waste of time...
until you showed up.
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- You don't say?
- To make the perfect bad guy,
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you need a little bit of a good guy.
A little bit of flute guy.
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Guards, grab him!
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- Hey!
- Whoa!
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Ooh! Oh, my flute!
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Huh?
Flute Cop's in trouble.
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Wexter!
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Well, hello.
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Supposedly my last crop of bad guys
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was prone to turning on their masters.
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Today, I am proud to
announce we are the first
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and only bad guys greenery
to fertilize their product
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with the rare loyalty gene
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from Axe Cop loyal partner,
the Flute Cop.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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- Bad guy, how are you feeling?
- Loyal.
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- Tell my friends what you want to do.
- Whatever my master tells me.
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To be a great bad guy
you need a little good guy inside you.
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I will open the bidding
for bad guy army at... $1.
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- $1
- $1. $5?
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- $5.
- I bid $10.
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- $10 to the man in the hat.
- I bid $200.
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$200?
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My dear sir, I hope you understand
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- that every bid is taken very seriously.
- I'm always serious.
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Axe Cop?
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- Axe Cop!
- This is perfect.
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A live demonstration.
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Loyal bad guy people, kill Axe Cop.
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No.
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What?
Why are you not killing Axe Cop?
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You forgot the most important thing:
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Flute Cop is only loyal to me,
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and now so are your
bad guy plant people.
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Bad guy plant people...
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- Huh?
- attack all the bad guy bosses!
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No! No!
You are ruin everything!
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You are mad!
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The evil Warden's head; going once,
going twice!
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And chopped by the
gentleman with the axe.
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Well, I guess we should
start rehabilitating
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these bad guy plants
into contributing members of society.
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I have a better idea.
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- Bad guy plant army.
- Huh?
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Kill each other.
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Our job here is done, Flute Cop.
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I've got to get back to prison.
It's Friday.
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And on Friday, it's parole hearing day.
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Parole is granted.
Congratulations, you are free to go.
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- Yeah, I'm free to go!
- Wrong!
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You're free to die.
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