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Here you go, boss. Three more orders.
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Wow! That is ten oil changes today!
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I told you my idea for a
$20 special would work.
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Uh, that was my idea.
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Norm, that doesn't make any sense.
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If it was your idea,
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why would I be taking credit for it?
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Hey, buddy. How you doing, pal?
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Your guy said I should talk to you
about your oil change special.
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- Pretty amazing deal, huh?
- Yeah.
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I don't like to brag,
but that was my idea.
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And absolutely no one else's.
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Wow. It's pretty smart.
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No wonder you're employee of
the month for a year straight.
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Well, I don't like to brag
about that, either,
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but actually, it was, uh, 14 months.
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All I know is this is a much better deal
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than over at Motor Boys.
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They got to be shaking
in their coveralls.
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Yeah.
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You know, their sleazebag
owner Victor Alvarez...
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he's been trying to put me
out of business for years.
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- Hmm.
- But it's ideas like this
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that keep me one step ahead of him.
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Yeah, whoever thought of that
should probably get a raise.
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So, have you ever met
this, uh, Alvarez jerk?
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No, no, but I would love to see
the look on his slimy face
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when he realizes I outsmarted him again.
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Well, if you want to do that,
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all you have to do is look outside.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean this.
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You're Victor Alvarez?
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That's me.
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And it's nice to finally meet
you face-to-face to face.
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Oh, yeah? Well, it's nice
to meet you face-to-face
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to face, to face, to face, to face!
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Well, this has been fun,
but I have to go.
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I will be seeing you later, and
you will be seeing me all day.
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Ha, ha!
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I can't believe
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Victor put a giant Motor
Boys ad up over your shop.
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Yeah, and just because
they're a big chain,
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they think they can push us around.
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- That guy has some nerve.
- Yeah.
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And some hair.
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The last time I saw a mane like that,
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it was on Animal Planet eating a hyena.
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What we need is to figure out
how to remind everybody
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that Calvin's Pit Stop is a
fixture in the community.
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- Oh.
- Exactly.
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Whatever it is should tie
into the neighborhood,
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like some kind of a local
charity promotion.
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Yeah, that is a great idea.
You know what?
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We can team up with a
nearby animal shelter
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and give every customer
a free rescue kitten.
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That's ridiculous.
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What if they don't want a kitten?
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Well, then maybe they're not
the kind of customer you want.
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Okay. How about we have a food
drive at the local food pantry,
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and everyone who donates a bag of food
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gets a free oil change?
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- Mm.
- Or even better.
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- Oh.
- We team up with a local food pantry,
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give away free oil changes to everyone
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that comes in with a bag of food.
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Boom! Boom!
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- Yes.
- Calvin, that's exactly what I just said.
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Okay, Tina. I guess some
people need all the credit.
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- Uh...
- You know what?
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One of the moms at my school
is a local TV reporter.
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I'll ask her to cover it.
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Great! You know what?
We'll get some press,
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create a little new business,
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and rip Victor's beating
heart out of his chest,
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and I'll just squeeze it
and throw it on the floor.
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And feed the hungry, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we'll do that, too.
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Oh, hey, Malcolm. What you doing?
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I am going through the pantry
to get some donations together
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for Mom and Pop's food drive.
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Oh, cool. Uh, just don't touch
anything on my snack shelf.
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I like to reward myself
after a hard day's work.
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And before one, too.
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You know, I don't even know
how you eat that junk.
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Everything here is filled
with processed sugars
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and empty calories.
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Actually, that's the healthy food.
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My snack shelf is over there.
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You know, I'm serious, Marty.
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You need to stop eating like
this and start working out.
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Hey, man, I work out.
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Marty, the only crunches you do
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come out of a box of Fiddle Faddle.
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Come on, little bro.
You should let me train you.
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You? What do you know about training,
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besides teaching our old dog
how to pee on my pillow?
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I know everything about training.
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I used to be a professional athlete.
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Yeah, but that was, like, ten years ago.
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So? I'm in better shape
now than I was then.
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And I get even more dates.
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All right, fine, but if I get
in better shape than you,
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I'm taking revenge for my pillow.
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My head smelled like a
dog park for a month.
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Oh.
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Hey, Tina. We brought over
some stuff for the food drive.
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Yeah, we cleaned out the whole pantry.
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If there's an earthquake,
flood or zombie apocalypse,
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- we're gonna have to eat Grover.
- Yes.
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Aw, I love Grover.
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But you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
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we love supporting our community.
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And take it from me,
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Calvin, of Calvin's Pit Stop,
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where giving back is our
number one priority
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here at Calvin's Pit Stop.
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�Hola, mis amigos!
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Victor, what are you doing
here at... Calvin's Pit Stop?
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Don't worry, Alvin.
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I'm just here because
Motor Boys loves charities.
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And what bigger charity case is there
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than Calvin's Pit Stop?
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Well, thank you, Victor.
I appreciate the plug.
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It's obviously something
you know a lot about,
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looking at your hair.
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Ha, ha! That is very funny.
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But believe me, this is all real.
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Just like this. Felipe!
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A $5,000 donation to
the local food pantry.
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What?
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Hey, get a close-up on this check.
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This story might actually
make it on the air.
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Mr. Alvarez,
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can we get a comment from you
on this generous donation?
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Sure. But today is not about me.
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Today is about the community
Motor Boys serves
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with the highest quality
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and the lowest prices in town.
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Can I do that again? Because I
feel like I got a hair out of place.
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Felipe, my comb!
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Come on, bro.
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Ah!
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I can't go on.
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I gotta stop. I gotta stop.
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My lungs are collapsing.
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Come on, Marty.
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We haven't even run a mile.
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And don't think I didn't see
you try to jump on that bus.
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Hey, man, I don't get it.
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You're barely even sweating.
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Oh, I'm not sweating at all.
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This is yours from when you
tried to get me to carry you.
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Yeah.
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Okay, man, let's just... let's just
do some stretching to cool down.
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Oh, man, can't I just
lie here in the grass,
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and you turn the sprinklers on me?
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- Marty?
- Huh?
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Take it from an elite athlete,
stretching after a workout
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is the best way to prevent an injury.
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Now, come on, man,
just... just do what I do.
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- All right, fine.
- All right.
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Come on!
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Now, ah...
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You gotta give yourself...
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a full range...
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- of motion.
- Uh-huh.
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No!
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- What was that?
- Ooh, ooh-ooh, that was nothing.
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That's just a...
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That's a noise that athletes make
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- when we stretch.
- Why?
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Well, we... we also
worked out our lungs,
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so we gotta stretch them, too.
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- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Yeah.
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- All right, all right, let me try. Uh...
- Okay.
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Uh... Ooh... !
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Ooh! Ah.
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I can't believe I've been doing
that wrong my whole life.
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After all, what's the point of owning
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the most successful auto shops
in all of Southern California
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if you can't write big checks like this?
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$5,000 is a lot of money.
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No, I meant that giant check.
Are you kidding me?
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Those things cost, like, $100 each.
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This is terrible.
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Victor is totally stealing
the spotlight from you.
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She's right, baby.
We gotta do something.
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- Yeah.
- You say the word,
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and I can have 50 kittens
here in a half an hour.
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No, Dave, I got a better idea.
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But if I find out he's allergic to cats,
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it's go time.
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So, Victor, you know, it's great to hear
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that we're on the same
page about giving back
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to those in need.
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Absolutely, Calvin.
And your gesture is proof
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that no shop is too small
to make a difference.
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An incredibly poquito,
barely noticeable difference.
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Well, since you feel that way,
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I think I have an idea
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how we can make an
even bigger difference.
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How?
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I propose a challenge!
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We'll both pick our best mechanic,
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and have a race to see who can
build an engine the fastest.
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The loser donates another
$5,000 to the food pantry.
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Wow, another $5,000.
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That's a lot of money...
for you, not for me.
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It doesn't matter how much money it is
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because... because Calvin is gonna win.
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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Which is why we're doubling
the bet to $10,000.
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You tell 'em, Dave. Wait, whoa.
What are you telling 'em?
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It's a deal!
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We will see you tomorrow, Calvin.
See you tomorrow, little guy,
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who needs to condition his hair.
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Felipe, we ride!
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Give me that, Felipe.
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Well, you better bring your giant pen,
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'cause you're gonna be writing
an even bigger check tomorrow!
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'Cause I'm gonna...
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No wonder these things are $100.
They're really well made.
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Calvin, I can't believe you
challenged him to this contest.
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We can't afford $10,000.
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I'm not the one that made it 10,000.
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That was Mr. Kittens over there.
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It doesn't matter, Calvin,
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because you're gonna beat this guy.
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You're the best mechanic in town.
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Yeah, and plus, you've
got Norm on your team.
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He's almost as good as you.
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You know what, she's right.
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You are good.
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Even though you try to steal
my ideas every now and then.
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So, Calvin, you ready to
get this party started?
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Since your engine probably won't.
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What do you mean, get started?
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Your assistant mechanic's
not even here yet.
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Oh, yes, he is. But yours isn't.
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Right, Norm?
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Seriously, Norm?
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You'd stab me in the back
after everything I taught you?
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I'm sorry, Calvin, but...
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he offered me employee of the month.
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You know what, fine, Victor.
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You can put up your billboards,
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steal my employees and
flaunt your giant checks,
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00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,791
but none of your slick
tricks are gonna work,
252
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:33,041
because I'm so good, I can
beat the two of you by myself.
253
00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:35,708
Yeah, that's right, which
is why we're doubling...
254
00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:37,125
Dave, no!
255
00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:45,270
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
256
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,875
Oh...
257
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,958
- Hey!
- Hey!
258
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:57,708
- There's the elite athlete.
- Here I am.
259
00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,732
I'm just reading about
these peas, you know.
260
00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:02,167
Oh, they're still good
for you. They can stay.
261
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,333
I've got to say, Malcolm,
262
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:06,802
yesterday was tough.
263
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:09,166
But I woke up feeling
really good about this.
264
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:11,672
And it's all thanks to you, man.
265
00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:15,909
Aah! I-I am so glad you feel that way.
266
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:18,520
Okay, so what's on the
schedule for today, Coach?
267
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,291
A little weight training? Some cardio?
268
00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:21,707
Or find a place that
has a ton of stairs.
269
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,308
You know, I'd love to get a little
Rocky montage in for Instagram.
270
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,199
Actually, uh, M-Marty,
271
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,760
maybe we should take today off.
272
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:32,592
Because if you push too
hard, you could get hurt,
273
00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:34,874
and then you'll have to walk
over to the couch like this.
274
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:38,909
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
275
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,080
Hey, come on, man, I'll be fine.
276
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,791
Besides, I'll never get in shape
like you by skipping workouts.
277
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:46,699
- Uh...
- Here... put your shoes on.
278
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:50,220
No, no... Aah! I will see you out there.
279
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,000
Come on, Calvin! You can do it.
280
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,167
Yeah, baby!
281
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:58,519
And if you run out of grease,
282
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,209
there's a head full of it over there!
283
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,392
Looks like Calvin's falling behind.
284
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:07,208
Victor and Norm already
have their shiny doohickey
285
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:09,999
on their big, oily thingamabob.
286
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,140
I know you don't know
what you're saying,
287
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,042
but it is so sexy when you talk cars.
288
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,860
Calvin, I gotta say I'm impressed
289
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,079
that you're keeping up.
290
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,200
When I shut you down,
291
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,542
you can come and work for me.
292
00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:25,458
I take two creams and one sugar.
293
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,249
Not a chance.
294
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,709
But if you need a job,
295
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:32,060
I can always use one of
those inflatable floppy guys
296
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,620
out front doing this.
297
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,779
You're good at that. When
I put you out of business,
298
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,292
you can open a dance studio, huh? Ol�.
299
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,870
Come on, Calvin.
300
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,916
You can beat this guy.
301
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,083
This is a classic underdog story.
302
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,551
Y-You're like David fighting Goliath.
303
00:13:57,552 --> 00:14:00,519
I mean, if... if Goliath stole
David's best shepherd
304
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,666
at the last minute.
305
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,799
And, well, if David was
actually named Calvin,
306
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,041
who, coincidentally, had
a best friend named Dave.
307
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:10,624
Am I crazy, or is Calvin
starting to move faster?
308
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,792
I know. It's like the more
Dave bothers him,
309
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,420
the faster he works.
310
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,400
Wait, I think I know what's happening.
311
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,640
After all of these years of
listening to Dave yapping,
312
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,041
Calvin's learned how to tune him out.
313
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:23,333
It's helping him focus.
314
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:26,409
What are you talking about?
I am not bothering him.
315
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:27,600
This is the face he makes
316
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,200
when he is listening intently
to everything I say.
317
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:32,159
No, Dave,
318
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,120
I think Tina's right. It is helping.
319
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,479
I can't believe I'm about to say this,
320
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,500
but, uh, give me all the
annoying Dave you got.
321
00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,400
Well, that's all I needed to hear.
322
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:47,916
So, in the fourth grade,
I sat behind Mary Wheeler,
323
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,583
who was so tall
I couldn't see the board.
324
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,166
But when they moved me to the front,
325
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,874
I still couldn't see, and
that's when we all realized
326
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:57,750
that I was blind as a bat.
327
00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:59,499
Luckily, later on...
328
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:03,619
So most people think that the
grocery store Smart and Final
329
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,299
is named that because
it's an excellent place
330
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,375
for one-stop shopping.
331
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:09,699
But the truth is, it's named
after its founders,
332
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,374
Jim Smart and H.D....
333
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,329
Final.
334
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,750
How cool is that?!
335
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:24,369
So I roll down my window and
I hand the cop my license.
336
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:27,399
But I-I hear a voice that I recognize,
337
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,124
and I look up, way up,
338
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,291
and, you guessed it, right there,
339
00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:32,750
it's Mary Wheeler.
340
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,583
Tallest cop you've ever seen.
341
00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:38,374
She said she didn't recognize me,
342
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,030
but I don't totally believe her.
343
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,790
Whoo!
344
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,922
Ah! Ow!
345
00:15:51,131 --> 00:15:52,332
I didn't think I was gonna make it.
346
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,679
But thank God you kept the pressure on
347
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,699
- with all that screaming at me.
- Yeah.
348
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,580
Yeah, I'm glad it worked,
349
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,259
'cause I'll probably be screaming at you
350
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,459
through the cool-down, too.
351
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,872
Oh, hey, man, thanks
again for doing this.
352
00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:06,699
I never would have got started
if you hadn't pushed me.
353
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,833
- Yeah.
- Bring it in.
354
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,999
No. No. No, don't. You...
355
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,958
Yeah, man, great run!
356
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,125
Aah!
357
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,439
Oh, Marty, I'm not celebrating our run.
358
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,042
I'm in excruciating pain.
359
00:16:25,063 --> 00:16:27,180
- What?
- Ow!
360
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,179
I threw my back out yesterday
when we were exercising,
361
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,083
and I've been trying
to hide it ever since.
362
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:35,780
Whoa.
363
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,540
Why didn't you say anything?
364
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,041
Because it's embarrassing, man.
365
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:41,679
I was bragging about
being an elite athlete,
366
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,380
and saying you were out of shape,
367
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,382
and then I get hurt stretching.
368
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,799
That's like a guy calling
himself a ladies' man
369
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,874
and, you know, taking his
mama to the school dance.
370
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,959
Hey, man, I didn't take her.
She was a chaperone.
371
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,829
You know what I mean.
372
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,100
Of course I do.
373
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,819
But you don't need to be embarrassed
in front of me, man,
374
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,499
- I'm your brother.
- Yeah, but still...
375
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,060
No "but still," Malcolm.
376
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,580
If you can't be real with me,
who can you be real with?
377
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,809
Aw, you're right.
378
00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:13,760
You're right, little bro,
I was just being dumb.
379
00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:16,209
You know what, thank you for
being so cool about this, man.
380
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,029
Yeah, no problem, man.
Let's get you inside
381
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,860
- so you can ice your back.
- Yeah.
382
00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:23,541
All right.
383
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,529
And for the record, it was
a Sadie Hawkins dance.
384
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,875
- So technically, Mama invited me.
- Oh...
385
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,541
Come on, Dave, they're neck and neck.
386
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:33,791
Yeah, baby.
387
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,479
Come on, you gotta Dave it up a notch.
388
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,416
- Yeah.
- I can't. I'm exhausted.
389
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,602
I've told every story
that Calvin's ignored
390
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,790
or walked away from in
the last three years.
391
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,167
For the past 15 minutes,
I even annoyed myself.
392
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:50,240
What's the matter over there, Calvin?
393
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,984
Huh? You look like you're
running out of steam.
394
00:17:51,985 --> 00:17:53,140
Oh, which reminds me,
395
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,500
sometimes I like foam milk on my latte.
396
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,439
Come on, Dave, you gotta
come up with something, man.
397
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,922
A-Anything. What...
398
00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,874
what about the first time
you cried at a concert?
399
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,624
W... I already told you.
400
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,000
Sugar Ray. Haven't you been listening?
401
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:14,409
Come on, baby, hurry up.
They're almost done.
402
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,240
I'm trying, babe, but...
403
00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:19,041
I just don't think I can
do it without Dave.
404
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,291
Come on, Calvin, that's not true.
405
00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:25,458
Look, the reality is, is you never
needed me in the first place.
406
00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:28,579
'Cause you can do this on your own.
407
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,080
You always could.
408
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,958
Look, you're like Dorothy
from The Wizard of Oz.
409
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,541
She thought that she needed
the Wizard's help to get home,
410
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,030
but all she ever had to do
411
00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:40,667
was click her ruby red slippers
together and believe.
412
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:44,705
Oh, my God, he's speeding up again.
413
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,900
That's it, Dave.
414
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,540
That's exactly the kind of
dumbass jabbering he needs.
415
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,100
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- What do you mean, jabbering?
416
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,374
- Yeah.
- I was just trying to get Calvin to do...
417
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,417
... exactly that!
418
00:18:57,792 --> 00:19:00,041
Boom! You hear that?
419
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,422
That's the sound of me...
420
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:03,749
kicking your ass!
421
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,880
You did it, baby. Mwah!
422
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,666
You did it. We knew you could.
423
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,422
Yeah, you just dropped a house
424
00:19:09,423 --> 00:19:11,625
on the Wicked Victor of the West.
425
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,666
Well, Calvin, congratulations.
426
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,208
I must admit you are a
hell of a good mechanic.
427
00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:19,541
And you are very patient, too.
428
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,792
I would have thrown a wrench
at that guy an hour ago.
429
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,899
So, Victor, are you gonna make good
430
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,791
on that ten grand to the food pantry?
431
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,850
I am a man of my word.
But this isn't over.
432
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:33,709
I'll be back for you,
and your little dog, too.
433
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,040
He's not a little dog. He's my friend!
434
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:41,417
In fact, he's the Jim Smart
to my H.D. Final!
435
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,705
Hold on. I-I thought
you weren't listening.
436
00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:48,420
Oh, most of it I can block out,
437
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,917
but actually, that one
was pretty interesting.
438
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,124
This is Sugar Ray all over again.
439
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,650
Oh, honey...
440
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,582
This is so exciting.
441
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,852
I can't believe we're
gonna be on the news.
442
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,120
You guys deserve it.
443
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,980
You raised a lot of money for charity
444
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,209
and showed that sometimes
the underdog can win.
445
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,349
Exactly. You know, it reminds me of
446
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:16,124
that end-of-summer-camp talent show
447
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,083
when me and my ukulele
squared off against...
448
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,202
Okay, Dave, we've already won.
449
00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:22,290
You can stop being annoying now.
450
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,072
Ooh, there it is!
451
00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:26,671
- We're on. Turn it up.
- All right.
452
00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:28,160
And, in a local story,
453
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,799
two Pasadena auto shops
454
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,374
decided to go head-to-head
for a good cause.
455
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,082
All right, here it comes, here it comes.
456
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,379
Regional chain Motor Boys
learned not to mess
457
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,749
with the little guy when
neighborhood auto shop Calvin...
458
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,380
Oh...
459
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,407
Oh, we are gonna cut away right now
460
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,583
- for some breaking news.
- What?!
461
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:48,332
We are going live to a warehouse fire,
462
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,583
where firefighters have just rescued
463
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,720
a litter of adorable kittens.
464
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,560
Kittens!
465
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:58,209
See, there's an idea. Why
didn't anybody think of that?
466
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:05,490
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