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Why don't you want to kiss me?
I'm kissable, damn it!
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Are you even
listening to me?
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Yes, I just find these tea bags
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need to be coaxed
in order to steep properly.
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Can we get back to the fact
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that my husband never wants
to kiss me again?
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Is there a chance
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you're exaggerating
the situation?
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None.
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Shall I relive
the horror all over again
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now that your orange pekoe's
squared away?
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Yeah, sure, relive.
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I can't wait to see
what you think of my sauce.
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I went for sweet
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with a little
bit of heat.
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And you're sure
the ribs are cooked enough?
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I know they were only
on there for 12 hours.
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It was six.
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You might need
to squeeze harder.
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Not that hard.
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So this is my fault?
Well...
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the goal was to
squeeze some sauce
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out of the opening,
not a child.
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What does this have
to do with kissing,
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you should be asking.
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I see what happened.
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A little chunk of onion
got stuck in the nozzle.
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Well, what the hell's
an onion doing in there?
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It's developing
the depth of flavor.
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And ruining our breath.
It's date night.
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So much for kissing.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Kissing. It's overrated.
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Excuse me?
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It's like salad.
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I mean, you're happy
to eat it but you really
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just want to get
to the main course.
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So what are we doing
for foreplay now?
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"Grab the sink, I'm coming in"?
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I did not promise
to love, honor, cherish
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and never kiss again.
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That's nice.
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I've also decided to go back
to being a hopeless drunk.
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Good for you.
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Maybe even take up heroin.
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Sounds like a plan.
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All right, what's up with you?
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You're totally distracted.
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You haven't taken a single note.
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Yes, I have.
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Hey, no...
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You have two squiggles
and a blob.
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The two squiggles are
you and Adam.
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And the blob is...
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your inner child.
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Okay.
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I apologize, you have
my undivided attention.
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Sure, when we're almost done
and I have to leave early
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for Tammy's sober birthday.
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Okay, off you go.
See you next week.
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That's it?
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No tools to help me
deal with the fact
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that Adam thinks
kissing is overrated?
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He does?
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Aah!
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You're not getting paid today.
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Hold everything.
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What's that ceramic wizard
doing here?
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Casting a positive spell
on your mental health.
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Sandra took that during
the divorce, and I remember
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because I was relieved.
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I didn't like the way
it used to stare at me
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during our sessions.
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You know, wizards can see
through clothes.
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How about that?
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All right,
tell Tammy congratulations
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on her sobriety
and drive safely.
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You know, if my kiss-less
marriage crumbles into the sea
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between now and next
week, it's on you.
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Okay.
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Don't listen to her.
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I just need to get
into my safe deposit box.
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It's my friend's sober birthday.
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So I'm gonna give her
my little diamond pin.
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Lucky friend.
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Yeah, well,
her dad killed her mom
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and she robbed a steakhouse
and spent seven years in prison,
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so, you know,
good days, bad days.
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Okay, I'll go get the key.
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Be right back.
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Hey, you.
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Hey! Hey, Jill.
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Didn't expect
to run into you here.
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Looks like you didn't
expect to run into anybody.
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Yeah, these mighty calves
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are trapped in the prison
of long pants all week.
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I like to turn 'em loose
on my day off.
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I see.
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And your feet?
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Hey, it's everyone's day off.
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I'm just
teasing, you look good.
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Now go get on that tram
and enjoy the Magic Kingdom.
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You done?
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For now.
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So what are you doing here?
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I was just picking out
a new check design.
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Looks like the Raiders
are staying in Vegas.
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Looks like you're going
to Vegas.
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I'm done now.
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Do those shoes taste
like circus peanuts?
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I'm sorry.
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Done now.
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Did you see the wizard?
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You know, you have never
actually spoken to me before,
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and I would not have predicted
those would be your first words.
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But while you're
in a chatty mood,
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why does the wizard
bother you, too?
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Are you gonna put a curse on me
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and you need to touch me
to do it?
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The ex-wife.
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She's back?
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Hey, while I have you here,
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what do you think about me
and Scooby-Doo checks?
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Cool that I like
to solve mysteries
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or creepy older guy with a van?
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I think you just answered
your own question.
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Okay, what-what about Snoopy,
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but as the Red Baron,
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not just laying on a house.
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We're ready
for you, Ms. Kendall.
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Okay.
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Well, it was fun
running into you.
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Enjoy the rest
of your day off.
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Everyone, get on the floor!
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Get down and stay down!
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Hit the dirt!
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What?
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Get down.
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Is this really
happening?
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Yes, it's really happening,
just-just stay down.
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Did you bring your gun?
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No, I'm off duty.
Did you bring yours?
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Yeah, Andy, I always
bring my gun to the bank.
Okay...
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm-I'm nervous.
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You know, I haven't
seen you in a while.
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I'm wearing shorts
and now this.
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Hello and welcome to the
Tuesday speaker meeting...
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Where are they?
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Honey, they'll be here.
They're not gonna miss
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giving you a cake
for your sober birthday.
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But the meeting's
starting-- Wendy,
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stall 'em-- you know
what a heart attack
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looks like.
Fake one.
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If I did it realistically,
no one would notice.
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They're silent killers.
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You know, I didn't even
want to take a cake.
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Come on,
it's nice to acknowledge
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how much time you've got
for the newcomers.
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Three years is a big deal.
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Nobody takes a
cake in prison.
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They're considered
weak, like books
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or conjugal visits.
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Bonnie pushed
me into this.
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Now I have to do
it without her?
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Well, Marjorie
and I are still here.
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What about a stroke?
Those are messy.
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Not always.
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You know, you brag all the
time about being a nurse,
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but when the chips are
down, where are you?
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Aha!
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Lean Cuisine!
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My God, we're not done?
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A voice in my head said
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something wasn't right
about you.
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The wizard's back,
you're counting calories,
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and Marta explicitly said
Sandra was sniffing around.
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You add those clues up, I think
Sandra's sniffing around.
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That was one of the clues.
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So you're saying I'm right.
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No, I'm saying
it's none of your business.
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Okay, switch seats,
we need to talk.
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I'm not...
Sit!
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Look, Bonnie,
I am your therapist.
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I'm not gonna talk to you
about my personal life.
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I'm the therapist.
I'm in the therapist chair.
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The chair really has
nothing to do with it.
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Yes, it does--
it's about who's in the chair
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and who's acting crazy,
and I'm in the chair
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and you're acting crazy.
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What am I doing
that's so crazy?
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You're letting the woman who
ruined your life back into it.
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We're just having
dinner tonight.
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And six months from now, you'll
be back in that corner crying,
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and I'll be the one
helping you blow your nose.
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Now, you may want
to go through that again,
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but I do not.
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What are they
doing over there?
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They're clearing out
the cash drawers.
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Hopefully one of the tellers
triggered the silent alarm.
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Well, how much longer do
you think they'll take?
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You want me to ask them
to move it along?
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It's just, you see this in
the movies all the time,
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but in real life it
goes a lot slower.
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Yeah, well,
we're in Napa.
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Everything's slower.
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You know, if they decide
to go out the back exit,
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they're gonna come
right through here.
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I don't want you to end up
being a hostage.
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Well, thanks for putting
that idea in my head.
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Shh!
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See? I won't make a good
hostage, I'm mouthy.
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Jill.
I'm serious.
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I'll complain about
the food too much.
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No, I got this.
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God, what are you doing?
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I'm shielding you
with my body.
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That's very sweet, but...
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you're squishing me.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Hey! I said stay down!
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Was he just
yelling at you?
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He's right, I peeked.
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I'm sorry, I've
just never been
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in this situation before.
You're the professional.
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It's okay, the important
thing is to just stay calm.
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Okay, you know I
don't do that well.
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Well, just, you know what?
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Focus on your breathing, okay?
Look-look into my eyes.
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I'm sorry, I'm sweaty.
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Did you work out?
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No, we're being robbed
by men with guns.
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Damn it, there goes
my breathing!
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Okay, you got to do something
to help me keep my mind off
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what's really going on.
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O-Okay, okay, let's see,
what's been going on with me?
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I had my fantasy baseball
draft about a week ago.
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I waited too long
on a catcher so I ended up
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with the White Sox backup.
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That's not gonna go well.
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Also, um...
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I've been thinking
about you a lot lately.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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What exactly were you thinking?
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That-that maybe
I made a mistake.
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That maybe I was crazy
to let you go.
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Well, I thought so.
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Yeah, I definitely
made a mistake.
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You're making another
one now by talking.
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Let's get moving!
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Okay, they're gone.
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We can get up now.
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Why would you let
a woman who called you
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a toxic narcissist
back into your life?
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I don't think you get
her sense of humor.
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She's called me many things,
but she's changed.
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00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,714
Has she, or did she find life
258
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:33,133
without a doormat husband
more challenging?
259
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,302
Wow, you really don't like her.
260
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,679
That's because I'm Team Doormat.
261
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,432
Okay, you know,
that's hurtful stuff, too.
262
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,560
Was it as hurtful as when she
cleaned you out in the divorce
263
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,271
and moved to Oregon
to start her soy milk empire?
264
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,190
How could she have known
there was a cold wind blowing
265
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,817
and its name was oat milk?
266
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,819
It's so good.
267
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,821
It really-- it-it's so foamy.
268
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,866
Soy, oat, it's--
it doesn't make a woman change.
269
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,451
But she has changed.
How?
270
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,536
So many ways.
271
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,498
I also realized I was doing
something wrong, too.
272
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,999
Stick to her.
273
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,794
Well, she's taken up cycling.
274
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:12,339
My God, and here I am
standing in the way of love.
275
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,465
Go to her, Trevor.
276
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,758
Buy matching spandex shorts
277
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,261
and cycle off into the sunset.
278
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,638
You know,
that sarcasm isn't exactly
279
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,557
right out
of the therapy handbook.
280
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,852
You want the handbook?
Why are you lying to yourself?
281
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,688
Bonnie, this is somebody
I once loved.
282
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,398
I'm giving her the benefit
of the doubt
283
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,108
that it's gonna be different
this time.
284
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,068
I think you're going back
to what's familiar
285
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,653
because you're scared
of being alone and you think
286
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:37,114
you're never gonna meet
anyone else ever again.
287
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,411
May I please eat
my Salisbury steak in peace?
288
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,431
Thanks. Hi.
Tammy, alcoholic.
289
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,266
Hi, Tammy.
290
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,559
You know, thanks to
everyone who actually did
291
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,060
show up for my birthday.
292
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,729
It's my first time
taking a cake.
293
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:12,482
It's not even real,
and I prefer pie, but thank you.
294
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,610
The only reason I'm doing it
today is because it's important
295
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,445
to someone who couldn't
even be bothered to be here.
296
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,405
I mean, you feel me, Jim.
297
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,949
You're always saving a seat
for someone who doesn't show.
298
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,619
You know,
one of the things that AA
299
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,370
has taught me is,
you show up for people.
300
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,497
If you say you're gonna be
somewhere, you're there.
301
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,251
Look who's texting me.
302
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,544
We're supposed
to turn our phones off.
303
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,755
I just want to sit.
304
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,174
So, Bonnie said
she's gonna be late,
305
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,509
and we all know what that means.
306
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,763
Hang on, I'm texting her back.
307
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,142
Well, I'm not even getting the
three dots. That's real nice.
308
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,646
Anyway, you know,
I'm not here to complain.
309
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,649
I'm here to celebrate the fact
that I have three years
310
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,276
of sobriety, which is
pretty freakin' awesome.
311
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,320
Hang on, three dots.
312
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,113
Nope.
313
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,741
Bottom line is, I'm
really grateful to be sober.
314
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:03,742
Thanks a lot.
315
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,792
- I don't know anything about
the road that led you to Sandra.
316
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,085
Tell me about that.
317
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,754
Not much of a road.
318
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,548
More of a driveway, really.
319
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,300
Uphill, had a basketball hoop,
need to shovel the snow?
320
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,094
What-what does that mean?
321
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:25,264
It means Sandra was the first
relationship I ever had.
322
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,516
Ever?
323
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,476
Well, there was somebody
in high school,
324
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,395
but that was more
of a friendship with a girl
325
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,230
that I liked
who didn't notice me.
326
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,651
So you had one unrequited crush,
then a wife,
327
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,112
and yet you're guiding me
through life.
328
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,364
Yes, and I meant to tell you,
I'm raising my rate.
329
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,117
So, this crush,
you ever ask her out?
330
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,535
God, no.
331
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,704
But once,
I gave a report on Alaska
332
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:53,250
and I said that I'd like
to someday kayak the fjords,
333
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:57,671
and she said,
"Wow, pretty cool."
334
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,840
What ever happened to her?
I don't know.
335
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,592
Come on, you got divorced.
You never looked her up?
336
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,385
She sells real estate
in Mendocino.
337
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,678
Has a pet turtle.
338
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,600
You've been lonely for a whole
year and you didn't call her?
339
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,476
You can't just pick up the phone
and call somebody
340
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,187
you haven't talked to
in that many years.
341
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,813
Yes, you can.
You pick up the phone,
342
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,065
you dial the sequence
of numbers, they say, "Hello,"
343
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,609
you say, "Hi, it's Trevor,
the guy you caught
344
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,360
staring at you
all through high school."
345
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,361
And then she hangs up.
346
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,071
Or...
347
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,032
she's been waiting
for your call for 30 years.
348
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,159
You think?
349
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,328
No, probably not.
350
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,746
But there is a good chance
351
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,414
she won't call you
a toxic narcissist.
352
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,666
And I'm not leaving
till you do it.
353
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,502
And you know I'm stubborn,
354
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,253
'cause you gave me a book
about it, which I never read.
355
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,630
And you can't make me.
356
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,093
Thanks for giving me a ride.
357
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,595
My hands are still shaking.
358
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,222
Yeah, that was
a pretty good kiss.
359
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,517
So...
360
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,686
was what you said in there
just adrenaline talking
361
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,271
or did you really mean it?
362
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,777
Because I don't want to go down
that road again
363
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,071
if-if it's not real.
364
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,616
Look, I've b-- I've
been thinking a lot
365
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,910
about our relationship,
and, um...
366
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,330
...I was just scared.
367
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,123
Not "bank robbery with guns"
scared.
368
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,333
"Getting married
and having kids" scared,
369
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,503
which is way worse.
370
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,465
But you're not scared anymore?
371
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,467
Are you kidding?
I'm terrified.
372
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,471
But I-I realized in
that bank that...
373
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,350
...I'd die for you.
374
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,395
So, yeah, let's do this.
375
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,730
I'm in.
376
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,569
So, where are you
taking me, anyway?
377
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,362
I actually have no idea.
378
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,406
I can't drive and be emotionally
honest at the same time.
379
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,744
Well, how about we just
pull over and kiss some more?
380
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,788
That's a solid idea.
381
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,749
I do like kissing.
382
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,376
Me, too.
383
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,048
Well, pull over.
Right, right.
384
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,429
I'm sorry to hear that.
385
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:11,847
She's divorced and miserable.
386
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,599
Yes.
387
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,892
Well, if you ever need
someone to talk to...
388
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,602
No.
389
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,937
You want a new girlfriend,
not a new patient.
390
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:22,149
I mean, not as a therapist,
I mean as a friend.
391
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,151
M-More than a friend.
I mean, start as friends
392
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,777
and see what happens.
393
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,322
If it happens, it happens.
You know, boy-girl stuff....
394
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,533
Hey, pull it together
or the wizard dies.
395
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,744
How about dinner?
396
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,787
With wine? Like a date.
397
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,667
Lunch with wine
could work. Sure.
398
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,628
Sometimes I have eggs for lunch.
399
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,087
Like a frittata.
400
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,758
I don't know why
I'm telling you this....
401
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,219
Let's do Saturday.
402
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,471
Sounds great. I'll call you.
403
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,351
Yeah! That's how it's done.
404
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,353
No, it's not, but it worked.
405
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,479
Wait.
406
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,648
Hand me that wizard.
407
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,449
Now you are free.
408
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,336
I mean, it was eerie.
409
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,797
Like a Stephen King
level of eerie.
410
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,759
Trevor smashed the wizard,
it got ten degrees colder,
411
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:35,180
and then Marta turned
into a crow and flew away.
412
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,723
Seriously?
413
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,351
I didn't see it, but I
went inside to get my keys
414
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,479
and when I came back out,
there was just a bird.
415
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,567
I'm sorry, who's Marta?
416
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,361
Exactly.
417
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,447
All right, look, since it
seems you saved Trevor's life,
418
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,741
you're forgiven for
missing my birthday.
419
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,286
You're not gonna believe
what happened to me.
420
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,329
Just know you're gonna
have to top a human
421
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,789
who turned into a crow.
422
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,168
Andy and I were in
a bank robbery.
423
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,503
He saved my life and
we're in love again.
424
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,884
They're really
different stories,
425
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,635
but I think Jill wins.
426
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:24,938
So Trevor's taking
a three-month leave of absence?
427
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,940
Yeah. He went to lunch
with his high school crush,
428
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,359
and now they're going
to kayak the fjords.
429
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,404
So...
430
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,741
the guy who grounds you
e-emotionally
431
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:40,621
twice a week is gone
for th-three months?
432
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,791
He said I'd be okay without him.
What do you think about that?
433
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,795
I'm thinking
you could still Zoom with him
434
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,714
if there's an emergency, right?
435
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,466
Yeah, definitely.
436
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,801
And I apologize in advance
for the bad choices
437
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,012
I might make during this period.
438
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,556
Apology accepted.
439
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,518
Ha. You don't mean that.
440
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,315
Still not buying it.
441
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,912
Okay, that one counted.
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