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Dude, all right.
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Yeah, I just got the date thing.
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Hang on.
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Let's see,
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why don't I,
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no, maybe it's fade?
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Dude.
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Oh.
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- Dude.
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Piss bitch!
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- Go!
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Berty!
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Fucking go.
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The one on the right, asshole.
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Yeah, I don't know
if I'm doing this right.
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Should there be a
light on or something?
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So, you
put it on there?
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- Right by the skiing place.
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Dude, we
should put the logo
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on the Rockwood, dude.
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Wait, hold on a second.
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Do that again.
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Right there.
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Everett Road.
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I think we turn left.
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- Give me it.
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No, we go straight through.
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- Hang on, this is Riverview.
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Ezra said to hang a Lester.
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- Yeah, well, Ezra's a fag.
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We're going straight.
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Man, I should take
a dump off a there.
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- We're okay.
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It should be right up here.
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Man, soon
as MTV hears this,
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we're just going to get all
over the place.
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Oh, we're getting warmer.
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Fuck was that?
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Oh, man.
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Derek, come on. Stop...
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Shut up, Lis.
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Oh dude, wait, wait.
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Turn up here.
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Here?
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Yeah.
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Hurry up.
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Oh, miss me already?
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Be right back.
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Stinks out here.
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We're in the boonies,
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just stop being a pussy.
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Oh, that is nasty.
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Oh, man.
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Dude, looks like your
mom's gnarled bush.
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Eat me, dude.
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Hold on.
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Hear that?
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What?
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♪ It's not fair you leave me
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♪ And watch you go
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♪ Can we go back now
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Okay, yeah.
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Oh, my God!
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Give it to her good,
you old fucker!
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Mother fucker!
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- Did you guys
ever do that thing
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in Dolan's class about
your personality?
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Okay, if you could be a bear,
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a monkey, or a rabbit,
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which one would you be?
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What about you?
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- Bear.
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- I guess I'd be a monkey.
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No, no.
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A hawk.
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Yeah, I'll be a hawk.
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- Oh, my God.
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Is your nose bleeding?
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- I don't know, I guess.
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Here.
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Oh, my God.
- Whoa, whoa, Lise.
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Are you okay?
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Shit Robert, pull over.
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- Oh, my God.
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Fucking pull over.
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Hey, you okay, Lise?
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- I have a headache.
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Hippies.
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Shouldn't
you not be allowed...
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Good lord.
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I can smell
'em from here.
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, fuck.
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You could braid it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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'Cause he's a whole fucking
lot better.
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Well, he's not as bad.
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That's your
boyfriend, you want him.
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He's like a little
scrawny bear.
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Oh.
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Ew, look at her armpits.
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They like little squirrels.
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You could braid that.
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Oh.
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That's it.
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- Give a hoot.
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Don't pollute.
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- Oh, man.
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- What?
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- Holy shit.
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See?
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Told you.
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Wow.
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- Well, I take back
what I said about Ezra.
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That's money.
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- Shit, we got a fucking
garden salad here.
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Party
tonight.
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You got a bag?
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Where
did it come from?
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You got a bag, dude?
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- Who is that?
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Guys...
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He saw us, dude.
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What is he doing?
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What are we dong?
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Shut up.
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Derek,
what are we doing?
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Settle down, Beavis.
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Berty, keep filming.
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Everybody just play along.
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- How you doing, man?
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Hey.
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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Whew.
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- We're just hanging out.
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- You looking for something?
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- Yeah, Lisa lost her dog.
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Derek.
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It's a little Shih Tzu,
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a little moppy looking thing.
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You seen him around, though?
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- No.
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Mrs. Conger just wanted to know
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what you kids were
doing out here.
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- Just hanging out.
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- She doesn't like folks
on her property, and uh...
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I told her I'd come out and see.
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So, everything's okay, then?
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- Yeah.
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- Yep.
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- Good lucking finding your pup.
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Lisa...
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- Yeah?
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- That is the prettiest.
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Elizabeth.
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Have a good one, man.
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- When you find your puppy,
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you best be on your way, okay?
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- No problem.
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Hey, Poody!
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Pooo!
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Here, Poody!
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Freak show.
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Bert. You get all that?
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Yeah.
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Sweet.
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Let's go, dude.
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Get the fuck over here.
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Quit fartin'
around over there.
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Come on,
we're fuckin' leaving.
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every once in awhile.
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- Hold on, I'll get you up.
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- All right, right
foot, left foot.
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Damn it.
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Did you put grease on
these fucking trees?
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We will defeat you!
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- Oh, God.
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- Double dog, fuck,
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that's a single dog, dick head.
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I'll do it.
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'Bout time.
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Shut up.
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- Nice of your sister
to let you use her bike.
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Oh yeah that's way big.
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- This fucking sucks.
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Can we go?
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Chello!
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Hey!
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God it's your boyfriend.
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- Hey, Chello!
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What's up, man?
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Hey, Chello.
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What's up, man?
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- Hey, Salty.
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Tiiigghhhtt.
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- Like it?
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Hell yeah.
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- Hop in, man.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was a whole bunch of it.
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We were just there.
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We're going back tonight.
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- Who told you about it?
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Remember Ezra?
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- Ezra?
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Ezra the fag?
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I don't see a light.
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Oh yeah,
I put tape over it.
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Is that Missy
Naughton's little sister?
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Yep.
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Is that your woman?
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Yeah.
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Damn.
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You still play drums, Salty?
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Uh yeah,
I'm in a band.
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- Cool.
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Yeah, we're
gonna start playing out
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pretty soon, too.
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- Well, if you need some
help getting rid of it, man,
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just let me know.
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I'll hook you up.
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Yeah, cool.
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Thanks, man.
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- By Virginia Kendall
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Yeah, I guess.
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Boston, I think?
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Boston Town?
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- Oh, Boston Mills.
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Careful, dude.
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You been there?
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- Eh, not for a couple years
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but everybody's been there.
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Million of stories
about Hell Town.
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What's that mean?
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- Well, you aren't
gonna find it on any map
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but that's what
everyone calls it.
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Don't be caught in
the forest alone.
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The trees and rocks
breathe on their own.
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Spirits and murder,
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the one-eyed hearse.
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Boston Mills is a
town with a curse.
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You
making this shit up?
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- House in the woods,
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a giggling ghost.
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Survive the night to your
friends you will boast.
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And if you see
Hattie's glowing gown,
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you'll die alone in Hell Town.
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Hell town.
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Something like that.
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I fucked it up.
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Shit.
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- Yeah, your brother, man.
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Me and him used to
go down in the woods
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and scare the shit
out of all the chicks.
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Drop 'em off in the woods
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and show them the
haunted school bus
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and tell them the story
about Hammer Hattie.
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Who's that?
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- Hattie Fichtner.
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Crazy ole bitch.
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Story back in the
70's or something.
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And she used to hang all her
kids toys from the trees.
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Hoping they'd come home.
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Crazy bitch didn't even
know she killed 'em herself.
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Crushed their
skulls with hammers.
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Just punishment, or something.
- Shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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- Yeah.
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Supposedly, it's
cursed ever since, man.
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Like Rogue's Hollow,
Gore's Orphanage,
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all that shit.
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And make sure you take 'em up
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and show 'em that church will
all those upside down crosses.
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So, what
about the school bus?
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- Eh...
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There's a whole bunch
of different versions
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of that story
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but basically,
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there's a bus load of
kids out in the woods.
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They get lured off the bus
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and someone, or something,
283
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,433
murders 'em one at a time.
284
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:03,433
It was in the papers,
285
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,900
a whole bunch of stuff about it,
286
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,000
and I guess if you're
out there real late now,
287
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:10,533
you can still hear 'em crying.
288
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,033
Uh yeah, kinda.
289
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,667
She was that girl
that ran away, right?
290
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,033
- Yeah.
291
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,267
You probably wouldn't
remember all the way
292
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,500
but they
293
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,833
found some of her
hair down there.
294
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:24,833
Don't get caught fucking around.
295
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,133
Cops are dicks.
296
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,633
Is this bullshit?
297
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,867
- No, man.
298
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,200
There's this ghost
in the cemetery.
299
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,800
Can't find her grave,
300
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,800
wondering around all the time.
301
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,600
Yeah, you can look all this
shit up. It's all Hell Town.
302
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,400
Hell Town, Ohio.
303
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,100
hauntedohio.com.
304
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,233
You can see all this stuff.
305
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,267
And we used to go to crazy
house out in the woods.
306
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,467
Some people say it
was a funeral home.
307
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,033
It's on me, chief.
308
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,467
Ah, thanks, dude.
309
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,567
- Yeah, you don't know
where you got it, though.
310
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,100
Oh yeah,
don't know shit.
311
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,600
- Hey, have Tommy give
me a call, all right?
312
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,600
Yeah.
313
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:04,600
Yeah, I will.
314
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:05,733
- All right.
315
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:06,700
Later, Salty.
316
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,800
Our mom's such a
bitch, dude.
317
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,300
Dude, Lisa, the other day, okay,
318
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:16,233
she comes home from school all
teared out ,
319
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,600
she got a B in history.
320
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,867
A fucking B.
321
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,500
God.
322
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,967
If I got a B in anything,
323
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,867
my mom would be doing nude
back flips in the front lawn.
324
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:32,533
I think she's in the kitchen.
325
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,933
You go get that one.
326
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,700
One, two, three.
327
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,400
- Mom!
328
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,900
- She locked us out.
329
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,567
Come on.
330
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,667
Dude,
it's not over here.
331
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,900
What are
you looking for?
332
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,433
Nothing.
333
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,800
Which road did we turn on?
334
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,800
Can't remember.
335
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,533
I can't see anything.
336
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:26,933
Turn on
the night vision.
337
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,467
How do I do that?
338
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,833
Here, give it to me.
339
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:30,700
There.
340
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,167
Is it green?
341
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,367
Yeah.
342
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,167
Ew.
343
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,067
You look creepy.
344
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,500
Hello?
345
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,967
Don't
wander off, you guys.
346
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,900
This is how it always starts.
347
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,400
You scared the shit
out of me.
348
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,067
I was like,
what a dick.
349
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,533
I hate you.
350
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,500
Oh, my God.
351
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:58,967
I think we go left.
352
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,033
I'm pretty
sure it's right.
353
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,033
Wasn't there...
354
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,767
Derek, it was left.
355
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,933
- No, there
was a building over
there, wasn't there?
356
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,033
No, it was left.
357
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:06,300
Fine, left.
358
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,767
Fucking don't care if
we're here all night.
359
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:21,933
Hey guys,
wait up a little.
360
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,367
It's
off to the right,
361
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,167
when we were going
down here, right?
362
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,767
Did we pass it?
363
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,867
- I don't think so.
364
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,867
I can't remember.
365
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,033
No, it was the left.
366
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,533
There were two lefts?
367
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,867
- No, that would've taken
us back towards the car.
368
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,200
I don't know.
369
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,200
I have no idea.
370
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,200
- I mean, we marked it
real clear, didn't we?
371
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:48,433
Yeah, we'd
see it if we passed it.
372
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,167
I hear something.
373
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,433
Do you hear it?
374
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,733
What is that?
375
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,533
You have
the bag with you, man?
376
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:02,267
- Yeah, I've got it here but...
377
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,600
Just checking.
378
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:07,067
You guys
don't see anything yet?
379
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,600
- Okay, it's one of these.
380
00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:12,600
There's a little path up there
381
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:13,900
and there's one over here.
382
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:14,733
Hey guys, wait.
383
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:15,633
Let's go.
384
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,567
What?
385
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,533
You guys, wait.
386
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,767
What?
387
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,700
Oh my God,
is that a person?
388
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:22,267
- That would be a tree, Lise.
389
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,467
No, you guys.
390
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,867
You guys, there's somebody here.
391
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,233
No, there's not, Lisa.
392
00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,233
Yes.
393
00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,233
You guys.
394
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,233
- Lisa, stop fucking around.
395
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,367
You guys, wait up.
396
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,900
You guys, wait.
397
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,833
What?
398
00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:34,967
We're looking right
at the same place you are.
399
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,800
You guys, we gotta go.
400
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,033
- You guys, wait up!
401
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,267
You guys!
402
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,100
Lisa,
stop freaking out!
403
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:41,800
You guys, wait!
404
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:43,767
Watch
out for the tree!
405
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,467
Wait!
406
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:46,667
Lisa!
407
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,500
What...
408
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,000
Settle down!
409
00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,500
You guys, wait!
410
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,733
Well, it's
working fine now.
411
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,133
- What?
412
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,467
Get up and
walk or something.
413
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,033
- Why?
414
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,833
Just get up and walk.
415
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,733
Piece of poop.
416
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,867
- What's wrong with it?
417
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:31,867
Awuga!
418
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:39,467
You think you can
handle that, sweetheart?
419
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,033
Punk kids!
420
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,867
Don't mess with the U.S. mail!
421
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,100
The internet.
422
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:00,400
- That chick, with snot
hanging out of her nose,
423
00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:01,367
and shit.
424
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,533
- Yeah?
425
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:03,767
- I was just talking to Tanya.
426
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,067
She said those kids
are still missing.
427
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,567
- You can be in our video.
428
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,167
I don't think so.
429
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,767
- Yeah, in a tube top.
430
00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,667
- So, what are
you reading there?
431
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,267
Jesus.
432
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:27,867
- Ow!
433
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,867
Ow, fuck!
434
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,033
Kids.
435
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,267
- How can you stand him?
436
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,500
There's no
place you can put that
437
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:36,300
where you know I
won't go after it.
438
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,500
Two, one, fire at will!
439
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:43,867
There it is.
440
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,867
I'm out of eggs.
441
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,967
Hey, so you guys
wanna hear something? His Mom...
442
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,200
- Hey, guess what.
443
00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:58,167
They were playing
"Candy Man" in there.
444
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,167
Oh, I'm sorry.
445
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,033
What, were you talking?
446
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,500
- Hi, how are you?
447
00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,400
So, his mom offered
448
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:11,433
to buy him brand spanking
new 1999 Ford Mustang GT.
449
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,933
Wow, Robert.
450
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:14,967
That's pretty cool.
451
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,800
For free, too.
452
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,167
Doesn't have to do shit.
453
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,233
Said he didn't want it.
454
00:24:18,267 --> 00:24:19,700
- Why?
455
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:21,667
He's a
dicklick. I don't know,
456
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,000
he's keeping that piece of shit.
457
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:26,100
- Guys, look.
458
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,200
Hey maybe we
should give your mom a ride.
459
00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:43,400
Shut up, woman.
460
00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:46,200
Don't tell
me to shut up.
461
00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:48,567
- So, what is a...what was it?
462
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,900
Hosto?
463
00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:51,133
It's a hostel, dumb ass.
464
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,567
- What the fuck's that?
465
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,533
It's like a cheap
hotel boarding house
466
00:24:54,567 --> 00:24:55,900
where travelers stay.
467
00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:57,133
Yeah,
I've stayed in one.
468
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,433
They're everywhere.
469
00:24:58,467 --> 00:24:59,533
When did
you stay in one?
470
00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,200
Oh, Canada.
471
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,067
Thought you knew that.
You didn't know that?
472
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,000
- When the fuck
were you in Canada?
473
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,467
- Mother fucker!
474
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,300
- What's up, member
us, mother fuckers!...
475
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,633
What did we do?
476
00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,067
- You remember us, huh?
477
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,300
Gimme that camera!
478
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:17,700
Holy shit, go!
479
00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:21,633
Start the damn car!
480
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,267
Fuck you, man!
481
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,267
Where
did they come from?
482
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,533
- Holy shit.
483
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,233
What the fuck was their problem?
484
00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:44,700
Dick.
485
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,100
Ew, what is that?
486
00:25:54,133 --> 00:25:56,067
It's a statue.
487
00:25:57,633 --> 00:26:00,467
It's not a
statue, it's a dude.
488
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,567
Oh.
489
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,800
- Dude, there was a kick
ass lookin' building
490
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,167
behind that church up there.
491
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,433
I can't really see
what's inside of it
492
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,433
but it looks totally sweet.
493
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:16,433
Come on, Berty.
494
00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:17,267
You and me.
495
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,200
No.
496
00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,267
- Ah dude, come on.
497
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:20,100
Double dog.
498
00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:21,967
Take Robert.
499
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,600
- Fuck, I'm not taking Robert.
500
00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,867
I'm taking you, timid Teddy.
501
00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:28,400
Timid Teddy?
502
00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:29,633
Triple dog?
503
00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:30,467
You guys
know what'll happen
504
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,600
if we get caught, right?
505
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,733
God'll get ya.
506
00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:35,933
Seriously, Derek.
507
00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:37,000
It's a church.
508
00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:39,067
- Shut up, Lise.
509
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,100
So come on, pussy lips.
510
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,333
You in?
511
00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:43,633
All right.
512
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:44,833
- Yes.
513
00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:49,733
Grab the flashlight,
dude.
514
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,433
Beep if anybody comes.
515
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:54,133
- You got it, Berty.
516
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,533
Seriously.
517
00:26:57,567 --> 00:26:58,933
Somebody comes, I'll beep.
518
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:01,200
Dude, and no
shenanigans while we're gone.
519
00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:02,633
Give me the keys.
520
00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:03,967
Beep three times,
like beep, beep, beep.
521
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,433
- Give me the keys.
522
00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:06,333
Give me the fucking keys.
523
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,233
- Whatever, dude.
524
00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:09,467
That's right.
525
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,667
You guys want
some flashlights?
526
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,100
Oh yeah,
give me those.
527
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,667
Here, Berty.
528
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,067
Just wait 'till
you see this thing.
529
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,900
Come on, Berty.
530
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:23,167
Let's go.
531
00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,300
I don't know, Boogs...
532
00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:42,633
What the fuck?
533
00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:01,567
Come on, Berty.
534
00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:09,867
Whoa!
535
00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:16,667
Damn, dude.
536
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,533
Here.
537
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,500
Let's go.
538
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,367
- Hang on, man.
539
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,833
What's that?
540
00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,800
Boggs, can we just go?
541
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,033
Hang on, man.
542
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,033
Who are you, Let's go, Larry.
543
00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:04,233
It's just a mouse, dude.
544
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:07,400
Can we go?
545
00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:09,067
Please.
546
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,267
Oh man, we
should call the library.
547
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,367
See if there's a
reward for this one.
548
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,467
Oh dude, check these out.
549
00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,600
I want one of these for my room.
550
00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,367
Good citizen at school.
551
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,333
Obey school rules.
552
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,600
Can we go?
553
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,967
- Hang on, dude.
554
00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:31,400
- A good citizen
keeps good posture
555
00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:34,133
when sitting,
standing, and walking.
556
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:36,133
These are hilarious.
557
00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:39,133
Good citizen is fit and healthy
558
00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:39,967
in mind and-
559
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,500
What...
560
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,900
Come on, Boggs, let's go.
561
00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:48,333
Who's that?
562
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,667
God, Boggs.
563
00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:11,100
Dude, there's no
other way.
564
00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:12,767
Dude, run!
565
00:30:17,133 --> 00:30:18,567
Come on, Berty.
566
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,267
I'm come...
567
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:26,900
Where are they?
568
00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:30,167
What are
you talking about?
569
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,333
What the hell?
570
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,733
Where
the fuck are they?
571
00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:40,400
Oh!
572
00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:41,867
Those fuckers.
573
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,200
It was them.
574
00:30:43,233 --> 00:30:44,033
God.
575
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,767
I wish I had a camera
right now.
576
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,033
You bastards.
577
00:30:54,067 --> 00:30:55,667
Which one of you
guys was up there?
578
00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:03,233
Wait, check it out.
579
00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:04,100
Hey, Lise.
580
00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:06,733
Mom's making some
Salisbury steak
581
00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:09,500
and thick gravy for dinner.
582
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,567
Every time.
583
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,200
All right,
Berty. Phone.
584
00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:26,067
- All right, be quiet.
585
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,333
Uh, yeah.
586
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:39,533
Yeah, could I have a four
dick salad sandwiches
587
00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:41,800
with some extra butt sauce?
588
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,067
Hey dude, I gotta stay
at your house tonight.
589
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,100
- Yeah, cool.
590
00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:53,700
- All right.
591
00:31:53,733 --> 00:31:55,067
- Bitch.
592
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,433
- Your bitch.
593
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,600
Probably just a
dirty filter or something.
594
00:32:02,633 --> 00:32:04,700
Or bad spark plugs, maybe.
595
00:32:04,733 --> 00:32:07,200
- Yeah, or it's a
big piece of poop.
596
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,700
All right, I'll film.
597
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:16,900
- Ah, no shit.
598
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,367
Hit the switch.
599
00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:03,500
Get outta here!
600
00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:08,567
We'll be outside, Berty.
601
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,400
Get outta here!
602
00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:11,667
We'll be just outside.
603
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,067
Get out of here!
604
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,700
- Did you get that?
605
00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:27,900
- What?
606
00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,333
Hi, bitch.
607
00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:31,767
- What's up, slut?
- Nice to see you.
608
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,367
Get out of here.
609
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,633
Get out, you're too
close.
610
00:34:34,667 --> 00:34:35,867
- Just wait 'till
you guys see this.
611
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:36,967
- What happened?
612
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
It's awesome.
613
00:34:38,033 --> 00:34:39,000
What happened?
614
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,000
- Boggs, shut up.
615
00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:44,933
- Whoa, sweet.
616
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:52,100
Berty, why don't you
pull you socks up?
617
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,467
Pull those up, man.
618
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,433
You'll look cool, you'll
be like my grandpa.
619
00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:59,200
Are you okay there...
620
00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:00,467
- Why did I listen to you?
621
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,500
Ow.
622
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,500
There's a very...
623
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,733
- Yeah.
624
00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:04,967
All right.
625
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,167
- I've never tried a
threesome before, so...
626
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,567
Rob,
she said she's in.
627
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,400
Uh, I don't know what
you're taking about.
628
00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:11,467
Bullshit.
629
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,500
- We were talking about you.
630
00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:14,767
That's
what I'm thinking.
631
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,967
What the fuck are
you talking about?
632
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,900
- We're just talking
about like what
633
00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:19,233
a fucking dumb ass you are.
634
00:35:19,267 --> 00:35:20,600
Uh-huh.
635
00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:25,100
- Can we do stuff that
normal teens do, like
just...smoke pot and drink..
636
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,367
Fuck
normal teens, man.
637
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,467
You don't have to be
part of the system.
638
00:35:29,733 --> 00:35:32,967
Down
with the machine.
639
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,533
- Lisa has a huge
crush on Robert.
640
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,433
Shut up.
641
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,533
Who can blame her?
642
00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:38,800
He's pretty.
- I know.
643
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,133
Are you attracted to him?
644
00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:42,333
For real.
645
00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,567
What?
646
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,900
- Do you like Robert?
647
00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:47,500
If I ever leave you,
648
00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:48,833
I'm going right over there.
649
00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:50,833
Oh, I don't
blame ya.
650
00:35:50,867 --> 00:35:52,100
You ever break my heart,
651
00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:53,133
he's gonna be there
to pick those pieces
652
00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:54,667
right back up.
- Oh, yeah.
653
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,167
Berty,
654
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,367
even though you can't hear me
655
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,200
'cause you're
always off in that,
656
00:35:59,233 --> 00:36:01,567
spaced out, fucked up little
Berty world of yours...
657
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,367
He hotter
than you.
658
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,600
I love you.
659
00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:07,667
You dirty little
piece of man whore.
660
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,667
I love you.
661
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,367
I knew you didn't
have those things on!
662
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,367
I knew it!
663
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,367
Ah!
664
00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:24,633
Oh, that is awesome.
665
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:31,667
Let's
fucking go, man.
666
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,200
Look, it's them.
667
00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,400
- No, it's not.
668
00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:36,700
Who the
fuck else drives that?
669
00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:38,467
Really.
670
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:42,633
Everybody's got one.
671
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,400
Dude, cut it, cut it!
672
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,933
Give me one
of those.
673
00:36:47,967 --> 00:36:49,400
Oh, shit.
674
00:36:49,433 --> 00:36:51,000
Shit,
675
00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:58,500
Oh my god...
676
00:37:04,033 --> 00:37:05,633
He's so dumb.
677
00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:12,600
What the fuck you doing?
678
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,367
What's he doing?
679
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,133
I don't know.
680
00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,667
Who the fuck is that?
681
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,533
Ahem!
682
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,633
Ahem.
683
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,100
You okay?
684
00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:35,600
Everybody cough fake.
685
00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:38,833
Creep.
686
00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:41,567
- MTV?
687
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,233
Yeah.
688
00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:45,500
Well, why not?
689
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,833
- 'Cause there's two
members of your band
690
00:37:46,867 --> 00:37:48,733
and they both suck.
691
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,200
Whoa.
692
00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:51,433
What are
you talking about?
693
00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:52,900
We're the hot new duo
on the music scene.
694
00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:53,900
Ain't that right, Bobby?
695
00:37:53,933 --> 00:37:55,433
- Right.
696
00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:56,567
- Why don't you want a new car?
697
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,667
- I don't know.
698
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,933
- It's free.
699
00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:00,267
- I don't know, maybe
it's more fun parking
700
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,733
that piece of shit
in her driveway.
701
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,767
- Guys.
702
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,767
- What?
703
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,733
- Who is that?
704
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:11,167
Check out that hat.
705
00:38:14,067 --> 00:38:15,333
Don't.
706
00:38:16,233 --> 00:38:17,067
- Fine.
707
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,333
Oh, shit.
708
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,333
Go!
709
00:38:24,367 --> 00:38:25,533
- Didn't I tell you?
710
00:38:25,567 --> 00:38:27,767
His little boyfriend, I knew it.
711
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,433
What else does it say?
712
00:38:29,467 --> 00:38:31,533
Haunted Ohio.
713
00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:33,467
Are you fucking kidding me?
714
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,167
Read It, It's Cool!
715
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,533
Oh, that's fascinating.
716
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,367
- Hearse, haunted school bus.
717
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,567
Satanic church.
718
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,900
The church with some
upside down cross on it
719
00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:44,967
- The highway to hell.
720
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,400
The crazy house in the woods.
721
00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:51,933
No wonder we're here
every fucking day.
722
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,267
Gimme it.
723
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,867
I wasn't
done reading them.
724
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:03,933
Fucking wrestlers.
725
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:04,933
Oh.
726
00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:05,800
Ah.
727
00:39:07,733 --> 00:39:09,133
- Highway to hell.
728
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,200
Crazy house in the woods again.
729
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:12,333
- I can't hold him any longer.
730
00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:14,100
- Can we go to the
satanic church?
731
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,633
Get off.
732
00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:20,633
Get off.
733
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:23,933
Wait, I wanna go to the church
734
00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:25,933
with the upside down cross.
735
00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:26,933
- I don't know.
736
00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:28,167
Maybe he owns this land.
737
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,400
- He owns a state park?
738
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:33,400
- Maybe he works for
the park service?
739
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,467
Ow!
740
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,133
Ah, mother fucker.
741
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,133
You okay?
742
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,967
Ah, damn it.
743
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,500
The fuck was that?
744
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,600
You are bleeding.
745
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,167
Oh, God.
746
00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:52,633
Is it bad?
747
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,700
Yeah.
748
00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:56,000
It doesn't look good.
749
00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:57,500
Oh, shit.
750
00:39:57,533 --> 00:39:58,967
You're gonna need
like stitches or something.
751
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,333
Don't
worry about it, here.
752
00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,200
Gross.
753
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:06,500
Hey, I'm bleeding.
754
00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:07,500
You can't...
755
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,667
Make it
bleed a little worse.
756
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,900
Dude,
dude, get off me.
757
00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:12,900
You're bleeding
on me.
758
00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:14,500
- Ow.
759
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,633
Derek
Boggman will do it.
760
00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:21,133
Come on, Lis.
761
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,733
This is not a good idea.
762
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:24,567
Yes.
763
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,500
Come on, girls.
764
00:40:25,533 --> 00:40:28,367
Destiny awaits. Get up there.
765
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,467
All right,
get down, dude.
766
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,967
Berty, get down.
767
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,033
We don't want that
fro of yours sticking out.
768
00:40:35,067 --> 00:40:37,000
Hurry up!
769
00:40:39,233 --> 00:40:42,433
My grandma walks
faster that them, geez.
770
00:40:46,767 --> 00:40:47,667
Just do it.
771
00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:53,633
Dude,
you stink, dude.
772
00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,400
Uh no, that's Berty.
773
00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,767
Berty, you stink.
774
00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:03,800
- The hell are they waiting for?
775
00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:06,200
What are they
still doing? Come back here!
776
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,500
Fucking amateurs.
777
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:10,367
Get down.
778
00:41:12,767 --> 00:41:15,367
Wait a second.
779
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,600
Can we go home now?
780
00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:17,600
No.
781
00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:18,567
Lisa, shut the fuck up.
782
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,600
Come on, grandpa.
783
00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:21,433
Where you at?
784
00:41:21,467 --> 00:41:22,467
Dude, let's go.
785
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,000
We're going in.
786
00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:26,467
Shh.
787
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,533
I saw something.
788
00:41:33,567 --> 00:41:34,967
Where?
789
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:38,667
Ewww.
790
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,000
What?
791
00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:41,000
Go back and...
792
00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:42,533
Go, go!
793
00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:47,367
What the...
794
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400
Whoa.
795
00:41:48,433 --> 00:41:49,567
What the fuck?
796
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,400
Dude, they're
just standing there.
797
00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,633
What's the
deaf duo's problem?
798
00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:07,033
Let's go, dude.
799
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,867
No one's answering.
800
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,700
Yeah, we know.
801
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,667
Let's go.
802
00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:16,600
Whatever.
803
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,133
Dude, what are you...
804
00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,167
Dude, don't.
805
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,500
There's one.
806
00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:29,500
Oh, my God.
807
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:37,800
That was it.
808
00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:38,800
We gotta go!
809
00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:46,067
There he is.
810
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,100
Don't wreck.
811
00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:57,567
Woo!
812
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,400
Hey, Berty!
813
00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:00,533
How you like that?
814
00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:02,033
What's Deaf Danny's problem?
815
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,567
Woo-hoo!
816
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,200
How you like that, Berty?
817
00:43:07,233 --> 00:43:08,233
Yeah, I know your mom does.
818
00:43:08,267 --> 00:43:09,367
Hey!
819
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,800
Go dude, go.
820
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,633
Later, Berty.
821
00:43:17,767 --> 00:43:19,000
Watch the road!
822
00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:28,367
Holy shit, dude.
823
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,433
- Ahh.
824
00:43:34,567 --> 00:43:35,533
Holy shit.
825
00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:37,400
Nice job there, Berty.
826
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:39,633
Beautiful.
827
00:43:40,567 --> 00:43:41,367
No.
828
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,200
Didn't sound...
829
00:43:43,167 --> 00:43:44,067
That's his sister.
830
00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:54,200
Yeah.
831
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,500
Hey!
832
00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,500
Hey, dude!
833
00:44:02,033 --> 00:44:03,300
What's up, man?
834
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:11,567
What are you..
835
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:15,633
Lil' crotch.
836
00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:19,500
Hey, don't
Bogart my doobage.
837
00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:24,233
Oh, that's
how it works.
838
00:44:24,267 --> 00:44:27,367
That's cool, it
just occurred to me.
839
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,067
- You don't remember that?
840
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,633
Thought you knew that.
841
00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,467
- Oh, shit.
842
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,967
Here we go.
843
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,333
- Dead serious, dude.
844
00:44:36,367 --> 00:44:38,833
- Yeah, so there were
like five of 'em.
845
00:44:38,867 --> 00:44:40,500
You don't even remember
how many guys jumped you?
846
00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:41,367
- Nope.
847
00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:44,933
It all happened so fast.
848
00:44:44,967 --> 00:44:46,233
- Oh, it all happened so fast.
849
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,233
Shut up, man.
850
00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:49,967
I'll bet you kicked
all their asses though,
851
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,967
didn't you?
852
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,333
- Hey, I'm still here, ya know.
853
00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:54,200
- Yep.
854
00:44:58,267 --> 00:45:00,600
Just like Canada, too, huh?
855
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:04,633
So, what part of Canada
were you in again?
856
00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:05,633
- I don't remember.
857
00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,200
Mmm.
858
00:45:07,233 --> 00:45:08,567
- Montreal, I think.
859
00:45:09,733 --> 00:45:11,300
- Yeah, yeah, that sounds right.
860
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,767
- Whatever, dude.
861
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,467
So, you see any action
up there?
862
00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:23,700
I think it's weird that you
went on a trip to Canada
863
00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:24,700
a couple years ago,
864
00:45:24,733 --> 00:45:25,733
and none of us, you know,
865
00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:27,000
your closest and
dearest friends,
866
00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,200
don't seem to remember that.
867
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,633
I mean, Lis,
868
00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:33,333
you don't remember that, do you?
869
00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:35,900
Jen?
870
00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:37,200
Nope.
871
00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:40,533
- And Berty, you
gotta remember that...
872
00:45:40,567 --> 00:45:42,000
Yeah, okay.
873
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,733
I'll bet you tagged some
little Canadian honey
874
00:45:46,767 --> 00:45:49,333
up there, too, didn't ya?
875
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:51,633
Fibbin' Frank.
876
00:46:04,967 --> 00:46:07,433
10-two, Nator.
877
00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:09,200
Brush your teeth and
comb your hair, Big Z.
878
00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:10,733
Kojak with a Kodak.
879
00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:12,733
- This is Flying Monkey.
880
00:46:12,767 --> 00:46:14,033
Hidy-ho there, Big Z.
881
00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:14,933
What's your 20?
882
00:46:16,033 --> 00:46:16,933
10-4, Monkey.
883
00:46:16,967 --> 00:46:18,433
77 North, yardstick 114.
884
00:46:18,467 --> 00:46:20,633
Got a 1042 88, god damn,
885
00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:21,667
slow as molasses.
886
00:46:24,567 --> 00:46:25,667
- Um, oh, oh.
887
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:30,233
At your back door there, Big Z.
888
00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:31,600
That's you up in the white rig
889
00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:32,967
down the hammer lane?
890
00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:36,267
You dumb ass.
891
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:41,733
- Got yours on there, Big Z.
892
00:46:41,767 --> 00:46:44,700
What's your
handle there, partner?
893
00:46:44,733 --> 00:46:45,700
- This is...
894
00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:47,167
You're an idiot.
895
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,633
- Shit, was was I...
896
00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,433
This is Monkey, um...
897
00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:55,100
Hey there, Big Z.
898
00:46:55,133 --> 00:46:58,967
- You drinking barley
pop there, alligator?
899
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,300
We got an appliance
here, Nator 8.
900
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,533
You can't
be too far, Big Z.
901
00:47:04,567 --> 00:47:05,900
Bubble Gummer's
in a four-wheeler.
902
00:47:06,967 --> 00:47:08,167
- What's that there, Big Z?
903
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,200
Come back now.
904
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,067
What's your
first personal, alligator?
905
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,700
- My first name is, you faggot,
906
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,700
my first name is
fuck you!
907
00:47:18,733 --> 00:47:20,600
You better pray
to your momma
908
00:47:20,633 --> 00:47:21,800
you don't ever see me coming...
909
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:23,500
Mother fucker.
910
00:47:23,533 --> 00:47:24,567
I will split your...
911
00:47:25,433 --> 00:47:26,233
ass wide open.
912
00:47:26,267 --> 00:47:27,067
You read me, chief?
913
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,300
- Hey, Big Z.
914
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,267
Come back here with that
potty mouth of yours.
915
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,833
Big Z.
916
00:47:33,867 --> 00:47:34,700
Big zero.
917
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,300
Kid toucher.
918
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,667
Hey, Z.
919
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,900
You there, fatty?
920
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,567
White's my favorite color.
921
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
- Hey there, chief.
922
00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:55,767
What's your handle?
923
00:47:58,700 --> 00:47:59,867
Hello?
924
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,900
What's your 10-20 there,
partner?
925
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,933
Hey, hello.
926
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,200
Who the hell am I talking to?
927
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,533
There you are.
928
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:13,900
- Come back on that?
929
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,300
Come back, chief.
930
00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:23,000
Hey, who was that?
931
00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,300
Where are you?
932
00:48:25,533 --> 00:48:27,100
It's happening again.
933
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,333
- What's your 20 there?
934
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,533
I seeee yooouuu.
935
00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:43,000
- Hello.
936
00:48:43,033 --> 00:48:44,367
Hello, who is this?
937
00:48:50,967 --> 00:48:52,967
- How fucked up is that?
938
00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:00,433
Come back?
939
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,833
Whatever.
940
00:49:31,933 --> 00:49:32,767
Shit.
941
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,400
Ah, look.
942
00:49:36,433 --> 00:49:38,267
It's Lisa's boyfriend.
943
00:49:42,433 --> 00:49:44,200
Um, pardon me, ma'am.
944
00:49:45,133 --> 00:49:46,433
- Yes?
945
00:49:46,467 --> 00:49:48,433
- We're doing a
report for school
946
00:49:48,467 --> 00:49:51,633
and I was wondering if I
can ask you some questions
947
00:49:51,667 --> 00:49:53,800
about the Boston Mills area?
948
00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:55,833
Sure.
949
00:49:55,867 --> 00:49:58,167
So, when
was it founded?
950
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,033
- Um...
951
00:50:01,267 --> 00:50:02,600
1806, I believe.
952
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,067
Right, Ray ?
953
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:05,933
- 1806.
954
00:50:07,233 --> 00:50:09,067
Oldest village in Summit County.
955
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,533
Used to be a mill town.
956
00:50:10,567 --> 00:50:12,033
A paper mill.
957
00:50:12,067 --> 00:50:14,567
Oh, are there
still paper mills?
958
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,267
No, son.
959
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:19,000
They've been gone
for some time now.
960
00:50:19,033 --> 00:50:22,433
Norm here, he can tell
you just about anything
961
00:50:22,467 --> 00:50:25,000
about Boston Mills, son.
962
00:50:25,033 --> 00:50:25,833
Norm.
963
00:50:25,867 --> 00:50:27,467
- Hm?
964
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,933
- He's doing a paper
for Civics class.
965
00:50:29,967 --> 00:50:31,867
Okay.
966
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:34,033
- His brother, Kenny,
worked at the mills.
967
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,633
Give 'em a little lesson, Norm.
968
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,500
- Well, built the
first mill in 1820
969
00:50:40,533 --> 00:50:42,000
and the railroad
came through Boston
970
00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:43,967
at around 1880.
971
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,367
Town flourished for years.
972
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,200
But by the...
973
00:50:47,233 --> 00:50:48,467
Yeah, that's
not really interesting
974
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,700
but why do they call
it Hell Town, Ray?
975
00:50:57,467 --> 00:51:00,733
So, that's
what this is all about?
976
00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:05,100
Oh, well I was
just wondering, ma'am.
977
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:07,967
- Well, it is the
seventh of June.
978
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:10,167
Okay.
979
00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:15,233
Isn't school
out for the summer, son?
980
00:51:15,267 --> 00:51:16,367
Well, um...
981
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,533
- Need a refill?
982
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,100
You always like it topped off.
983
00:51:28,067 --> 00:51:29,500
Hey, Norm.
984
00:51:29,533 --> 00:51:30,333
Norm, you okay?
985
00:51:32,033 --> 00:51:33,000
Yeah, sure.
986
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,300
Gotta get back in the studio.
987
00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:38,867
- Oh, shut up.
988
00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:41,600
You should
join our band.
989
00:51:41,633 --> 00:51:43,267
Yeah, do backup.
990
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,500
Okay, Derek.
991
00:51:44,533 --> 00:51:45,700
- Backup?
992
00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:47,167
You guys don't
even have a singer.
993
00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:50,533
We're so good we
don't even need a singer.
994
00:51:50,567 --> 00:51:52,133
Just drums and guitar.
995
00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,467
Oh, God.
996
00:51:56,033 --> 00:51:57,600
I'm serious, Lisa.
997
00:51:57,633 --> 00:51:59,800
I mean, dad told me you
rock on the skin flute.
998
00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:01,367
Yeah, you can play that.
999
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,567
- Ha, ha.
1000
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,300
Here he
comes, here he comes.
1001
00:52:10,467 --> 00:52:11,467
- Uh-oh.
1002
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,533
Uh-oh.
1003
00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:21,033
Oh, sorry, Cappy.
1004
00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:27,533
Hippy trash
1005
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,400
- Dirty bird, got your ears on?
1006
00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:35,800
This is Bird.
1007
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:39,033
- We got a problem here.
1008
00:52:39,067 --> 00:52:40,367
Bus lost a fucking wheel.
1009
00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:42,667
You
still at the diner?
1010
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,033
- Uh, what do you think?
1011
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,867
Should we just go?
1012
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:51,867
No way.
1013
00:52:57,033 --> 00:52:58,933
Holy shit.
1014
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,733
Is that that lady
1015
00:53:00,767 --> 00:53:01,500
from the woods?
- We are fucked.
1016
00:53:01,533 --> 00:53:02,533
Yeah.
1017
00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:03,733
Yeah, hold on.
1018
00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:04,833
Let's just see.
1019
00:53:04,867 --> 00:53:06,167
Easy, easy.
1020
00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:10,333
Too loud.
1021
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,267
Oh, my God.
1022
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:16,300
Oh, my God.
1023
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:19,067
Oh shit, Robert.
1024
00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:21,100
Look at him go.
1025
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,233
We've
been driving forever.
1026
00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:25,400
Just keep going, man.
1027
00:53:25,433 --> 00:53:26,767
Wait, there's trucks.
1028
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,100
By the truck?
1029
00:53:29,133 --> 00:53:30,533
Yeah.
1030
00:53:30,567 --> 00:53:33,100
It should be up here. Wait,
no, there it is, whoa.
1031
00:53:33,133 --> 00:53:35,300
Back up, back up, back up.
1032
00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:40,167
There's
no people in that.
1033
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,367
Well, there
was on the tape.
1034
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:45,667
Hey, Jen.
1035
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,500
Double dog.
1036
00:53:46,533 --> 00:53:48,300
What?
1037
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,533
- Go see if there's
anybody inside.
1038
00:53:49,567 --> 00:53:51,000
See what?
1039
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,500
- Go see if there's
anyone inside.
1040
00:53:54,533 --> 00:53:56,033
Come on, no, okay.
1041
00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:58,267
You have to take, okay,
1042
00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:02,333
yeah, you've gotta go
and sit in the last seat
1043
00:54:02,367 --> 00:54:03,533
for a whole minute,
1044
00:54:03,567 --> 00:54:07,200
with the camera
and the flashlight.
1045
00:54:07,233 --> 00:54:08,300
Okay.
1046
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,833
- Here you go, toots.
1047
00:54:11,867 --> 00:54:12,967
Okay.
1048
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,633
- Remember, we'll
beep three times right
1049
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:17,833
before minute's up,
1050
00:54:17,867 --> 00:54:19,133
or whatever.
1051
00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:20,667
Okay.
1052
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,867
- Just be careful out there...
1053
00:54:22,900 --> 00:54:23,867
Derek!
1054
00:54:27,867 --> 00:54:29,400
Okay, sweet ass.
1055
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,400
Get out there.
1056
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:31,767
Okay.
1057
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,300
No, turn them on.
1058
00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:35,500
Pussy.
1059
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:36,667
Shut up.
1060
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,967
Fucker.
1061
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,367
Hey, got
get 'em, killer.
1062
00:54:41,567 --> 00:54:42,633
Oh, my God.
1063
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:53,833
Oh, my God.
1064
00:55:09,767 --> 00:55:11,200
There's no one in here.
1065
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,467
I can't open it!
1066
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,767
What?
1067
00:55:42,433 --> 00:55:43,633
Oh, my God.
1068
00:55:46,367 --> 00:55:47,333
Jen, you okay?
1069
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,933
Oh, my God.
1070
00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:50,933
Where's the...
1071
00:55:50,967 --> 00:55:51,933
Damn it, Jen!
1072
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,400
Damn it, Jen.
1073
00:56:13,633 --> 00:56:15,900
Who'd she see?
1074
00:56:17,533 --> 00:56:18,933
Jen, don't drop
my fucking camera.
1075
00:56:18,967 --> 00:56:20,400
Oh, my God
there's someone in there.
1076
00:56:20,433 --> 00:56:22,233
Can you be more
careful with my shit?
1077
00:56:22,267 --> 00:56:24,867
Derek, there's
someone in there.
1078
00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:27,733
Bullshit. You just
said that a little while ago.
1079
00:56:27,767 --> 00:56:28,767
There's nobody in there.
1080
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,600
Don't worry about it.
1081
00:56:29,633 --> 00:56:30,867
- I saw someone.
1082
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,233
I didn't see you wasting
any time either, Derek.
1083
00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:33,767
Yeah, Derek.
1084
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,800
I was just
worried about my camera.
1085
00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:37,233
We'll watch
it when we get home.
1086
00:56:47,767 --> 00:56:49,100
Dude.
1087
00:56:49,133 --> 00:56:50,633
Dude, we gotta go.
1088
00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:51,600
- There's somebody out here.
- Come on, you guys.
1089
00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:52,833
Let's go.
1090
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:53,900
Derek, we're
gonna be in trouble.
1091
00:56:53,933 --> 00:56:55,233
Check that shit up.
1092
00:56:55,267 --> 00:56:56,633
Dude,
nice, we gotta go.
1093
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,133
- Okay.
1094
00:56:58,167 --> 00:57:00,700
You know, sometimes, I just
don't know why we don't
1095
00:57:00,733 --> 00:57:02,533
leave your dead ass home.
1096
00:57:02,567 --> 00:57:04,800
Double dog?
1097
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,267
Me.
1098
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,000
I dare you to
see if anyone's sleeping
1099
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,567
in that van.
1100
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,000
Fuck, Lisa'd do that.
1101
00:57:11,033 --> 00:57:12,267
Oh, okay.
1102
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,233
Dude, you
took the dare, man.
1103
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,233
Just pull up here.
1104
00:57:14,267 --> 00:57:15,600
Okay.
1105
00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:17,533
Give me that light.
1106
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:18,533
Where is it?
1107
00:57:18,567 --> 00:57:19,900
All right, dude.
1108
00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,300
Get ready to punch it.
1109
00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:25,133
Oh, you're not
getting out of the car, pussy?
1110
00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:27,433
Shut the fuck up.
1111
00:57:28,633 --> 00:57:29,633
Turn it on.
1112
00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:30,467
There it is.
1113
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,867
Okay.
1114
00:57:34,933 --> 00:57:36,067
Wake up, ya hippies!
1115
00:57:38,133 --> 00:57:39,367
Where are you, dirty bastards?
1116
00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:45,200
Whoa.
1117
00:57:45,233 --> 00:57:46,200
Robert.
1118
00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:47,167
God damn it.
1119
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,200
Robert?
1120
00:57:51,467 --> 00:57:52,700
Come on, Betty.
1121
00:57:52,733 --> 00:57:53,967
Robert, are
you fucking around?
1122
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,767
Probably
that stupid light.
1123
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,933
Who is that?
1124
00:57:55,967 --> 00:57:57,167
Come one, Betty.
1125
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,333
Robert come turn
the fucking car on.
1126
00:57:58,367 --> 00:57:59,533
What is that?
1127
00:57:59,567 --> 00:58:00,633
Go!
1128
00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:14,333
- I'm just gonna go on ahead.
1129
00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:15,333
Okay.
1130
00:58:18,767 --> 00:58:19,600
Oh, gross.
1131
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,433
That's disgusting.
1132
00:58:22,467 --> 00:58:23,367
Later, dudes!
1133
00:58:33,900 --> 00:58:36,033
All right, uh-uh,
you guys are so cool.
1134
00:58:36,067 --> 00:58:37,467
I'm leaving.
1135
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,533
Hey, where you going?
1136
00:58:39,567 --> 00:58:40,800
Bye.
1137
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:43,033
I'm leaving.
1138
00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:45,267
That's right,
you come back here.
1139
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,300
See ya.
1140
00:58:48,033 --> 00:58:49,100
Bye.
1141
00:58:49,133 --> 00:58:50,900
Come back with my camera!
1142
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,800
- Holy fuck.
1143
00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,167
You fucking cunt.
1144
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,000
Come here.
1145
00:59:02,033 --> 00:59:03,333
She threw up again.
1146
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,900
Hey, Lise.
1147
00:59:21,733 --> 00:59:22,900
- What the fuck?
1148
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:23,967
Huh?
1149
00:59:25,133 --> 00:59:26,033
Oh, no way.
1150
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,900
We didn't park there.
1151
00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:31,133
- No shit.
1152
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,633
We came in over here
and parked there.
1153
00:59:39,733 --> 00:59:43,100
Give them more
than a flat tire.
1154
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,000
- I don't think
it's funny anymore.
1155
00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:51,100
- Maybe they're deaf.
1156
00:59:52,167 --> 00:59:53,667
Yeah, deaf retards.
1157
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,433
- No, twin deaf retards.
1158
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,700
- When I looked
through that window,
1159
00:59:57,733 --> 00:59:59,067
that was creepy.
1160
01:00:01,367 --> 01:00:03,000
I wouldn't go
back there if you paid me.
1161
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,000
- I can't believe this.
1162
01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:05,100
You guys are all pussies.
1163
01:00:05,133 --> 01:00:06,100
All of you.
1164
01:00:06,133 --> 01:00:07,167
- Were you holding the camera?
1165
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,167
- Dude, I was there.
1166
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,167
And I saw the tape.
1167
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,367
It wasn't scary,
that was stupid.
1168
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,367
- Oh yeah?
1169
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,100
Care to make it interesting?
1170
01:00:13,133 --> 01:00:14,400
- What you got?
1171
01:00:15,267 --> 01:00:16,700
- 50.
1172
01:00:16,733 --> 01:00:19,367
You go in there tonight.
1173
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,867
- Guys, I really
don't want to go back.
1174
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:23,800
Stay home.
1175
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,367
You go in there,
you gotta take something.
1176
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,533
- No, I think Berty should go.
1177
01:00:27,567 --> 01:00:28,600
That sounds like his.
1178
01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:29,800
No fucking way.
1179
01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:30,667
- I'm not going back.
1180
01:00:31,533 --> 01:00:33,033
- Did you hear that?
1181
01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:35,833
Berty dropping an
f bomb up here.
1182
01:00:35,867 --> 01:00:38,233
You're right, your mom
said we're a bad influence
1183
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:39,067
on you.
1184
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,567
- Are you going?
1185
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,633
You go in and...
1186
01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:46,067
How am I just
supposed to go in there?
1187
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,500
Just be like, "Hey,
what's up, retards?"
1188
01:00:47,533 --> 01:00:48,867
- You sneak in there.
1189
01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:51,767
You go upstairs,
you grab a pillow.
1190
01:00:53,267 --> 01:00:54,467
Proof.
1191
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,567
Not doing it, no way.
1192
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:56,400
- Stay home.
1193
01:00:56,433 --> 01:00:57,233
You going?
1194
01:00:58,633 --> 01:00:59,600
- Tonight?
1195
01:00:59,633 --> 01:01:00,433
- Tonight.
1196
01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:03,233
- Deal.
1197
01:01:05,033 --> 01:01:07,100
Don't throw me your shitty
girl cigarettes.
1198
01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:11,300
I still can't believe
yous aid fuck.
1199
01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:13,167
How'd that taste in
your mouth, Berty?
1200
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,533
Your little dirty mouth.
1201
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,367
Let's get out of here.
1202
01:01:37,567 --> 01:01:41,067
Lisa Boggman,
livin' la vida loca.
1203
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:42,067
Oh, shit.
1204
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:42,933
Guess who.
1205
01:01:52,033 --> 01:01:52,833
Assholes!
1206
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,700
Turn off the lights.
1207
01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:02,700
- Oh, yeah.
1208
01:02:02,733 --> 01:02:04,400
Thank you.
1209
01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:06,567
Did they turn around?
1210
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,167
Why don't they just
leave us alone?
1211
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,833
Think they want
some of this.
1212
01:02:09,867 --> 01:02:10,667
Yeah, man.
1213
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,333
They're afraid of ya.
1214
01:02:12,367 --> 01:02:13,933
Here they come.
1215
01:02:15,433 --> 01:02:16,733
What do they want?
1216
01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:26,033
- I better see a pillow.
1217
01:02:36,067 --> 01:02:37,167
- I hope you little
mother fuckers
1218
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,633
are enjoying
yourselves in there.
1219
01:03:15,033 --> 01:03:15,867
Fuck.
1220
01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:21,333
Oh, man.
1221
01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:23,500
Holy fuck.
1222
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:24,700
That's fucked up.
1223
01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:27,500
What
the fuck was that?
1224
01:03:29,267 --> 01:03:32,433
Robert, your flashlight
fucking sucks.
1225
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,400
Mother fucker.
1226
01:03:36,433 --> 01:03:37,267
Whoa.
1227
01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:39,600
It's okay.
1228
01:03:39,633 --> 01:03:40,467
50 bucks.
1229
01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:43,067
It's 50 bucks.
1230
01:03:54,733 --> 01:03:57,233
Okay, okay...
1231
01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:03,267
Where is everybody?
1232
01:04:05,867 --> 01:04:08,733
They're playing
their music again.
1233
01:04:11,033 --> 01:04:13,267
This is fucked up.
1234
01:04:17,033 --> 01:04:19,367
Shit.
1235
01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:24,533
Who fuckin'
decorates this place.
1236
01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:32,533
All right, okay.
1237
01:04:32,567 --> 01:04:33,467
We're okay.
1238
01:04:34,867 --> 01:04:35,833
Go upstairs now.
1239
01:04:37,433 --> 01:04:40,367
One step at a time.
1240
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,767
One step at a time.
1241
01:04:43,933 --> 01:04:45,300
Okay, okay, okay.
1242
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,400
Shit.
1243
01:04:47,433 --> 01:04:48,400
Okay.
1244
01:04:48,433 --> 01:04:49,333
Okay.
1245
01:04:49,367 --> 01:04:50,700
Shit.
1246
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:54,933
Okay...
1247
01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:58,967
No one in here.
1248
01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:00,967
Where are they?
1249
01:05:05,233 --> 01:05:06,267
What the hell?
1250
01:05:13,033 --> 01:05:13,867
Okay.
1251
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,567
There's
one in the house.
1252
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:19,567
Fuck.
1253
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,133
Oh, my God.
1254
01:05:36,067 --> 01:05:37,267
Oh, my God.
1255
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:40,133
They're
parked out in the van.
1256
01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:51,267
Is he up there?
1257
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:52,267
Oh, my God
1258
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:53,533
Oh, my God.
1259
01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:55,400
Oh, my God, Oh, my God,
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
1260
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:11,400
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
1261
01:06:11,433 --> 01:06:13,633
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
1262
01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:30,000
Oh, shit!
1263
01:06:30,033 --> 01:06:31,600
Holy fuck.
1264
01:06:31,633 --> 01:06:32,633
What the...
1265
01:06:34,233 --> 01:06:35,200
Oh, my God.
1266
01:06:35,233 --> 01:06:36,467
Derek go!
1267
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:38,167
Shit.
1268
01:06:39,133 --> 01:06:39,933
Shit.
1269
01:06:42,233 --> 01:06:43,767
Holy fuck.
1270
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,400
What the hell?
1271
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:49,500
Go!
1272
01:06:49,533 --> 01:06:50,500
Fuck it, Robert.
1273
01:06:50,533 --> 01:06:51,767
Start the fucking car!
1274
01:06:53,167 --> 01:06:54,633
Holy fuck, dude.
1275
01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:57,667
What was that all
about, dude?
1276
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,667
You dropped the pillow.
1277
01:06:58,700 --> 01:06:59,900
Get the..
1278
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:00,867
I don't care about
the fucking pillow.
1279
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:01,933
Go!
1280
01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:03,400
What?
1281
01:07:03,433 --> 01:07:04,900
Derek Boggman,
1282
01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:06,867
was that the scaredest
you've ever been?
1283
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:08,033
I wanna see it.
1284
01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:10,733
- Think it was
those retards, man.
1285
01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:12,600
Turn those lights off,
1286
01:07:12,633 --> 01:07:14,200
you can't see shit.
1287
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,733
I swear, it was like
they were speaking
1288
01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:18,933
a different language
or something.
1289
01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:20,367
You wanna go back?
1290
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,367
Fuck you, dude.
1291
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,733
I just wanted
us to see some creepy shit
1292
01:07:24,767 --> 01:07:27,967
but now, I'm done.
1293
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,467
Damn.
1294
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,333
Shit.
1295
01:07:31,967 --> 01:07:33,967
Holy cow.
1296
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,433
So,
where's my 50, Stain?
1297
01:07:36,467 --> 01:07:37,567
It was a five.
1298
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,567
What?
1299
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,867
No, my ass that was a five.
1300
01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,367
Oh, shit.
1301
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,367
What?
1302
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,700
Shit, it's Wednesday.
1303
01:07:44,733 --> 01:07:45,933
Fuck.
1304
01:07:45,967 --> 01:07:47,033
What?
1305
01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:48,333
Pull over.
1306
01:07:48,367 --> 01:07:49,567
Why?
1307
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,500
Just pull over.
1308
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,667
- Man, where are we?
1309
01:08:00,267 --> 01:08:01,200
Mom?
1310
01:08:02,033 --> 01:08:03,700
Mom, I'm at Derek's.
1311
01:08:04,567 --> 01:08:05,533
I know, I'm sorry.
1312
01:08:07,533 --> 01:08:08,433
What?
1313
01:08:08,467 --> 01:08:09,600
What's up her cooz?
1314
01:08:09,633 --> 01:08:11,800
We were watching a
movie and I fell asleep.
1315
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:13,333
I know, tell them I'm sorry.
1316
01:08:13,367 --> 01:08:14,867
All right, oh God.
1317
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:16,967
Okay, mom.
1318
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,433
Jesus, I'm sorry.
1319
01:08:18,467 --> 01:08:20,233
Hi, Mrs. Naughton.
1320
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:25,400
All right,
I'll be home in a bit.
1321
01:08:25,433 --> 01:08:26,767
Okay, I'll leave right now.
1322
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,000
Jesus.
1323
01:08:28,033 --> 01:08:29,600
Bye.
1324
01:08:29,633 --> 01:08:31,200
Mimi and Papa's
anniversary was tonight
1325
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:33,233
and I totally forgot,
1326
01:08:33,267 --> 01:08:35,333
so now I'm fucked.
1327
01:08:35,367 --> 01:08:36,200
Oh shit.
1328
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,567
Oh shit, there's
somebody out there.
1329
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,400
Oh, my God.
1330
01:08:40,433 --> 01:08:41,433
Shit!
1331
01:08:41,467 --> 01:08:42,600
Lock it!
1332
01:08:42,633 --> 01:08:43,600
Oh, my God.
1333
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,600
Robert, go!
1334
01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:47,233
GO!!!
1335
01:08:47,267 --> 01:08:48,100
I can't hold this think!
1336
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,433
Holy shit, man!
1337
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,300
Fucking go, dude!
1338
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,133
Go!
1339
01:09:35,533 --> 01:09:36,367
- Shut up.
1340
01:09:38,233 --> 01:09:40,767
So, what do you
guys want to do today?
1341
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,067
Go to Boston Mills, maybe,
1342
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,600
and just hang out?
1343
01:09:45,767 --> 01:09:47,467
Man, it's
kinda funny right now
1344
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,300
but Jesus Christ.
1345
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:50,900
Come on.
1346
01:09:50,933 --> 01:09:52,700
It's still kinda funny.
1347
01:09:52,733 --> 01:09:53,867
- I have to work at four.
1348
01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:54,933
Call off.
1349
01:09:54,967 --> 01:09:56,000
We got a mission.
1350
01:09:56,033 --> 01:09:57,467
- Oh, okay.
1351
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,067
Who
the fuck was that?
1352
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:00,433
Derek!
1353
01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:02,633
Yeah, we're comin'.
1354
01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,200
Okay,
so where is it at?
1355
01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:06,100
- I think we should
just call the cops.
1356
01:10:06,133 --> 01:10:08,800
- Mom's credit card's in there.
1357
01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:09,667
My ring.
1358
01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:12,267
Shit.
1359
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,200
We really
should just call the cops.
1360
01:10:13,233 --> 01:10:14,133
Hell no, dude.
1361
01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,033
We're not calling the cops.
1362
01:10:15,067 --> 01:10:16,633
We can handle this.
1363
01:10:23,533 --> 01:10:25,767
- I think it's by the river.
1364
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:29,533
You know, by those rocks
we were sitting on?
1365
01:10:29,567 --> 01:10:30,867
Quadruple dog.
1366
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,400
Yeah, we're coming!
1367
01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:34,633
God.
1368
01:10:34,667 --> 01:10:36,367
You think
it's by the river?
1369
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,300
- I don't know.
1370
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:42,333
Mom asked me for the
credit card yesterday.
1371
01:10:42,367 --> 01:10:46,567
All I could see is my purse
sitting by those rocks.
1372
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,467
'Bout crapped my pants.
1373
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,833
I told her it was at your house.
1374
01:10:54,267 --> 01:10:55,367
Don't sweat it, Lise.
1375
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,433
We'll get it.
1376
01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:06,867
- I don't wanna go back there.
1377
01:11:08,033 --> 01:11:11,567
I really don't wanna go
back there, you guys.
1378
01:11:13,267 --> 01:11:14,533
It's okay, Lise.
1379
01:11:14,567 --> 01:11:17,067
I mean, we'll be all right.
1380
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:18,100
I'm serious.
1381
01:11:19,267 --> 01:11:21,267
Hey, you wanna know
why I picked the hawk?
1382
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,133
- No.
1383
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,533
- Because I can swoop down
1384
01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:25,867
and grab you stupid
little monkeys
1385
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:27,967
with my big giant talons.
1386
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,200
You know, just throw you
both over a dog ass cliff.
1387
01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:33,700
Derek!
1388
01:11:33,733 --> 01:11:35,700
Maybe head over
to Bert the Bear's house
1389
01:11:35,733 --> 01:11:37,933
and just take a big
ole' dump on him.
1390
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,667
Holy hell, mother!
1391
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,867
Yeah, I'll be right there!
1392
01:12:05,933 --> 01:12:07,133
You guys okay?
1393
01:12:08,467 --> 01:12:10,067
Let's go get us a purse.
1394
01:12:12,933 --> 01:12:14,200
Shit's tight.
1395
01:12:14,233 --> 01:12:15,600
You need a new beat.
1396
01:12:15,633 --> 01:12:17,200
Fuck you.
1397
01:12:18,433 --> 01:12:19,767
Oh, you haven't
learned a new chord
1398
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,967
since we started.
1399
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,533
One riff Roger over here.
1400
01:12:23,567 --> 01:12:24,533
Oh, whatever, dude.
1401
01:12:24,567 --> 01:12:25,533
All right, whatever.
1402
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,167
What did your dad
say about that studio time?
1403
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,733
Costs
an arm and a leg.
1404
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,633
Where you getting money from?
1405
01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:38,167
Well, you know,
1406
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,667
I figure all the money your
folks are saving
1407
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,700
with this shit, instead
of that new car of yours...
1408
01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:43,367
- Derek, can we go?
1409
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,367
- Yeah, sure.
1410
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,667
FILM IT ALL.
1411
01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,233
Derek.
1412
01:12:50,267 --> 01:12:51,067
Huh?
1413
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:51,933
Oh, yeah.
1414
01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,600
Do it.
1415
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,167
What's up, Lise.
1416
01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:14,800
- So stupid.
1417
01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:17,333
Maybe we should call the cops.
1418
01:13:21,933 --> 01:13:23,600
Derek says
you're a pussy.
1419
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:26,100
- The tell him to
quit fucking around.
1420
01:13:26,133 --> 01:13:28,300
Slow down, dude.
1421
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:30,933
- Where are they, dude?
1422
01:13:30,967 --> 01:13:32,133
Ask them where they are.
1423
01:13:32,167 --> 01:13:33,733
Where are you twats?
1424
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,267
- Did they pull off?
1425
01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,133
Where are you guys at?
1426
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:44,300
I think...
1427
01:13:45,367 --> 01:13:46,367
shortcut...
1428
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,333
we were before.
1429
01:13:48,367 --> 01:13:49,700
- Dude, they pulled off.
1430
01:13:49,733 --> 01:13:51,033
He's just being stupid.
1431
01:13:51,067 --> 01:13:53,500
It's happening.
1432
01:13:53,533 --> 01:13:54,700
- Fuck was that?
1433
01:13:57,067 --> 01:13:58,033
Bert?
1434
01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,067
- Yeah?
1435
01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:02,100
Can you guys
hear me?
1436
01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:04,700
- Yeah, I can hear you, Boggs.
1437
01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:05,967
What's up?
1438
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,667
There's
someone out here.
1439
01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:08,900
He's just
being a dick, dude.
1440
01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:11,400
Fuck dude,
there's someone out here.
1441
01:14:11,433 --> 01:14:12,867
I don't know, something's up.
1442
01:14:16,233 --> 01:14:18,400
- What's your fucking
problem, faggot?
1443
01:14:18,433 --> 01:14:19,567
Shut up, shut up.
1444
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:20,500
What?
1445
01:14:20,533 --> 01:14:21,400
I can't see Jen.
1446
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:23,667
- Where is she?
1447
01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:24,600
How far are you?!
1448
01:14:24,633 --> 01:14:26,867
He's just being stupid.
1449
01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:29,100
I can't see...
1450
01:14:29,133 --> 01:14:31,000
Oh, my God, you guys.
1451
01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:32,033
Hurry up, man.
1452
01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:32,900
Hurry up.
1453
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,933
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
1454
01:14:35,967 --> 01:14:38,967
Oh, my God, you guys, hurry up!
1455
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,833
Whoa!
1456
01:14:41,733 --> 01:14:43,000
What's going on?
1457
01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:49,400
You guys?
1458
01:14:49,433 --> 01:14:50,900
Guys, what's goin' on?
1459
01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:56,533
It happened.
1460
01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:58,567
Who's that?
1461
01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:01,233
Try it again.
1462
01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:04,433
It
happened again.
1463
01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:05,967
You guys.
1464
01:15:06,967 --> 01:15:07,767
- Dude, turn it off.
1465
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:08,700
Turn it off.
1466
01:15:08,733 --> 01:15:09,433
That wasn't him.
1467
01:15:09,467 --> 01:15:10,267
- I know.
1468
01:15:11,133 --> 01:15:12,400
- Derek.
1469
01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,333
Where are they?
1470
01:15:16,467 --> 01:15:17,733
Where are they?
1471
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:20,100
Derek Boggman
1472
01:15:20,133 --> 01:15:22,967
pick up.
1473
01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:25,933
Derek!
1474
01:15:29,533 --> 01:15:30,367
Boggs!
1475
01:15:34,233 --> 01:15:36,367
Derek!
1476
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,933
Jennifer!
1477
01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:41,733
Hey, Boggs!
1478
01:15:45,867 --> 01:15:47,767
- I have no idea, dude.
1479
01:15:49,467 --> 01:15:51,067
Jennifer!
1480
01:15:53,767 --> 01:15:54,833
Guys, I
don't like this.
1481
01:15:54,867 --> 01:15:56,200
Derek!
1482
01:16:01,767 --> 01:16:03,500
Boggs, where are you?
1483
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,100
Fucking road sucks.
1484
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:20,667
Dude, that's their car.
1485
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,700
Where the hell are they?
1486
01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:28,967
Oh, my God, who's that?
1487
01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:31,200
- What's going on?
1488
01:16:31,233 --> 01:16:32,733
These your friends?
1489
01:16:32,767 --> 01:16:34,867
That's him.
1490
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:35,867
Is there a problem?
1491
01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:37,200
- They're hurt real bad.
1492
01:16:37,233 --> 01:16:38,333
You should come over here.
1493
01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:39,767
Well, what happened?
1494
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,333
- Just come over.
1495
01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:43,733
- What the...
1496
01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:45,133
Oh, my God!
1497
01:16:45,167 --> 01:16:46,000
No!
1498
01:16:47,033 --> 01:16:47,833
Holy shit.
1499
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:49,500
Oh, my God.
1500
01:16:49,533 --> 01:16:50,333
The fuck!
1501
01:16:50,367 --> 01:16:51,167
Oh, my God, dude!
1502
01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:53,567
Robert, go!
1503
01:17:02,067 --> 01:17:02,867
Go!
1504
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:03,700
Okay, Berty.
1505
01:17:10,867 --> 01:17:12,067
Lise, run!
1506
01:17:14,267 --> 01:17:16,233
Oh, my God!
1507
01:18:08,733 --> 01:18:11,033
BOGGS!!
1508
01:18:11,067 --> 01:18:13,933
Boggs,
where are you?1
1509
01:18:13,967 --> 01:18:14,800
Boggs!
1510
01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:17,933
Boggs!
1511
01:18:17,967 --> 01:18:19,333
Where are you?
1512
01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:54,267
- Oh, good job.
1513
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:55,100
Okay, come to a stop.
1514
01:18:55,133 --> 01:18:56,033
Ready?
1515
01:18:56,067 --> 01:18:58,333
Gonna break now.
1516
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,167
Have you right here.
1517
01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:28,367
Hi, grasshopper.
1518
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,633
Just kinda get it
across her hands here.
1519
01:20:22,367 --> 01:20:23,667
- Come on, Sky.
1520
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:39,833
- Good.
1521
01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,633
Why would we
wanna talk about that?
1522
01:23:41,667 --> 01:23:42,700
Are you a Steeler's fan?
1523
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:47,600
So, um, how was Millie?
1524
01:23:47,633 --> 01:23:49,600
After begger's night.
1525
01:23:49,633 --> 01:23:50,600
I told Suzie.
1526
01:23:55,067 --> 01:23:58,133
I'll be
like, like I take off.
1527
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:07,333
Did you see him flying that
kite? That was tremendous.
1528
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,100
Okay, I
think there's nothing
1529
01:24:10,133 --> 01:24:11,667
that this town can't do.
1530
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:12,667
Hm, yeah.
1531
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:18,933
- Dear, Lord.
1532
01:24:18,967 --> 01:24:20,167
Thank you for
bringing us this food
1533
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,100
and bringing us
all these blessings
1534
01:24:22,133 --> 01:24:23,733
that you have brought our way.
1535
01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:26,200
Thank you for bringing
us together at this time.
1536
01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:29,833
Bob came down and he
told us about his trip.
1537
01:24:29,867 --> 01:24:31,233
Oh, and you
should saw the moon.
1538
01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:32,567
Millie was in...
1539
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,067
Plenty of cider.
1540
01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:35,400
Are the carolers
getting together this year?
1541
01:24:35,433 --> 01:24:37,933
Hello, Mrs. Conger.
1542
01:24:37,967 --> 01:24:39,367
- Hey, Hobart.
1543
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,700
- If you are mad at people,
1544
01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:42,800
I won't see you.
1545
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:45,500
I mean,
why wouldn't you?
1546
01:24:45,533 --> 01:24:46,967
That gives us...
1547
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,900
Thinking... the
mind is thinking here.
1548
01:24:47,933 --> 01:24:49,067
You know, always thinking.
1549
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:50,333
Yeah.
1550
01:24:50,367 --> 01:24:51,533
It'll come
up with something.
1551
01:24:51,567 --> 01:24:53,067
Another
surprise, right?
1552
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:54,300
We'll have some
unique packaging, though.
1553
01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:55,100
Don't worry about
it, for God's sakes.
1554
01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:55,900
We're country folk.
1555
01:24:55,933 --> 01:24:57,033
Oh, boy.
1556
01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:08,700
Rusty.
1557
01:25:14,767 --> 01:25:15,567
Rusty.
1558
01:25:18,033 --> 01:25:19,333
Rusty!
1559
01:25:22,067 --> 01:25:22,967
Rusty!
1560
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,467
- I think so.
1561
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,000
After Sadie's, we wanna
stop by the market.
1562
01:25:31,033 --> 01:25:32,467
What do you need?
1563
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,300
A few things for dinner.
1564
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:36,100
- What are we having?
1565
01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:43,467
Hobart?
1566
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,700
- You had your choice.
1567
01:25:45,733 --> 01:25:47,233
The radio or that.
1568
01:26:00,033 --> 01:26:01,300
Here we go.
1569
01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:02,233
You got it?
1570
01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:11,133
Hello.
1571
01:26:11,167 --> 01:26:12,133
- Hi.
1572
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,700
- Here we go.
1573
01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:17,300
- Thank you.
1574
01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:19,400
- Oh, you're very welcome.
1575
01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:22,667
For you here.
1576
01:26:37,267 --> 01:26:39,633
- You're a real pip,
you know that, Hobe?
1577
01:26:41,933 --> 01:26:43,667
A real pip.
1578
01:26:45,133 --> 01:26:46,033
Oh,
you be careful out there.
1579
01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,267
Oh, I know.
1580
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,200
It's getting icy.
1581
01:26:48,233 --> 01:26:49,433
Yeah, yeah.
1582
01:26:49,467 --> 01:26:50,533
That's
the story, right?
1583
01:26:50,567 --> 01:26:51,533
All right.
1584
01:26:51,567 --> 01:26:52,933
I'll go do that right...
1585
01:26:52,967 --> 01:26:54,900
- You ready to go, son?
95736
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