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[TENSE TONES]
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??
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[INTENSE MUSIC]
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??
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[HORN BLARES]
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Dad?
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Dad!
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You're driving too fast.
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[EXHALES]
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At the moment, mate,
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there's no such thing
as too fast, all right?
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So you just be grateful
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that I came to get you
at 1:00 in the morning
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because of a fucking pillow, all right?
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[TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
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??
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Can we turn around and go back?
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To the school trip.
I've changed my mind.
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You are already the boy
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who ran away from the school trip.
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You do not want to be the boy
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who immediately ran
back to the school trip.
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Will I always be the boy who
ran away from the school trip?
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Oh, for... no.
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It's yesterday's chip wrappings.
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No, it's tomorrow's
chip paper... what is it?
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I don't know what you're saying.
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I'm just saying, people will forget it.
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You were on a school trip,
then you weren't.
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See, the thing is, when I realized
I didn't have my pillow,
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I just kept thinking
about having to sleep
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on a not-mine pillow.
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And then I went outside for some air,
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and this boy called
Jacob told the teacher
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I was having a panic attack.
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- But you weren't?
- No, I wasn't.
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I told them not to call you, Dad.
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You've just gotta remember
to pack your pillow, mate.
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Or learn to sleep without it.
It's just a pillow.
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No, I know.
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[SIGHS]
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And I also know it's not just a pillow.
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No, I know.
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??
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In.
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Hey.
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What's going on, Lukey?
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I'm tired, Mum. Could we talk tomorrow?
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Sure.
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Hey... hang on, where are you off to?
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I've had three
service station coffees,
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and I am wired up like
a fucking Christmas tree.
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I'm going for a drive.
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Well, where will you go?
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[SIGHS] Around and about.
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I need to decompress, I'm sorry.
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So you're unwinding from driving
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by doing more driving?
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Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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??
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Hey.
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Oh, uh, your mum's on her way.
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She's been calling.
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Well, what does she
need to talk about in person?
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It's either bad news or good news,
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and I can't handle either at the moment.
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Right, I'm gonna have a shower.
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- Paul?
- Mm-hmm?
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Where did you go last night?
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Just drove around.
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Okay.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[MUFFLED LAUGH]
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You're prompt, Hi, Alex.
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BOTH: We brought breakfast!
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Oh. [LAUGHS]
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Great.
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No pancakes for Leah.
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Kein pfannkuchen fur Leah.
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Danke, Alex.
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Sometimes we speak German to each other.
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Fuck knows why.
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[AS QUEEN VICTORIA] It amuses us.
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AVA: Don't you like pancakes, Granny?
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I love them. I just don't eat them.
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Because if I do, I balloon.
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ALEX: You do not balloon.
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- [LAUGHS]
- I'm the one who balloons.
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One slice of cheesecake
and I go full Hindenburg.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Anyways...
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Anyway, anyway, before you start eating,
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I haven't seen much
of any of you recently
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because I have been
unable to tear myself away
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from this magnificent man here.
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I wouldn't say magnificent,
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but you're absolutely allowed to.
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We've been dating for
a while now, and...
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well...
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ALEX: People of our vintage have to...
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grab our chances when we can,
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so long story short,
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- I've asked Leah to marry me.
- And I've said yes.
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- ALEX: And I booked a venue.
- And I've bought my outfit.
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And I've paid for the honeymoon.
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Wow, that... that's very sudden.
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- That's amazing, Granny.
- Yeah, congratulations.
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Yes, absolutely.
We couldn't be happier for you.
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ALEX: So how are the pancakes?
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LEAH: Who wants coffee?
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, um...
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Are we okay?
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Well, it's just your mum
getting married, it's...
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a pretty big thing.
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Me kissing another
man is a pretty big thing.
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Mm.
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It's not just gonna go away on its own.
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We can't just keep not talking about it.
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We're not the Royal Family.
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Yeah, look, I'm pretty tired.
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- Let's do this later...
- [DOOR CLICKS]
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I have to tell you something.
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Luke told me something bad
and I said I wouldn't snake.
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Bit late now.
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Luke.
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Oi.
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Ava says you're not
going to school tomorrow.
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Thanks, snaky.
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Mate?
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Dad said I'd always be
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the boy who ran away
from the school trip.
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I immediately retracted it.
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You won't, Luke. No one will care.
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They will. You know they will.
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I'm not going back.
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I'm a school refuser.
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You really aren't.
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No one will know about your pillow.
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Jacob does.
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I love you, Mum and Dad,
but I'm not going back.
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Okay, no, he's going.
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You are going to school.
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You're not gonna stay at home
because of some fucking pillow.
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Do you understand me?
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I understand you.
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[STEADY MUSIC]
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??
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[SIGHS]
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Why can't life just be really,
really easy?
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That would work for me.
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You still want to be with me?
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Of course. Of course I do.
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After all this time,
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don't you know how much I love you?
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You have kissed someone else.
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So even if I did know,
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I'm not that convinced now.
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We can't keep avoiding this.
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No, we talked about it.
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You wanted it all to stop,
so you kissed someone else.
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It's so much more than that.
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I feel like a fucking husk, Paul.
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You are not a husk.
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You can spadge out
babies on your deathbed
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like Charlie fucking Chaplin.
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I feel worn
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and ugly, and for two seconds,
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I tried to pretend I wasn't a husk,
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and I shouldn't have done it.
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But now, we have to deal with it.
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna go out.
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It's midnight.
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Are you a cat burglar?
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I won't be able to sleep, Ally.
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You haven't tried.
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??
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[TV CHATTER]
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PAUL: Come on, Luke.
We're leaving in five.
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Sorry, Dad, I'm not going.
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No, no, no. Mate.
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You definitely are going.
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Get your uniform on.
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Christ.
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[TV CHATTER]
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- Mate, get up.
- What's going on?
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Get out of that bed, Luke.
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I swear to Christ,
I'll fucking pull you out.
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- Paul, no. Come on.
- I'm not messing around with you.
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- I will.
- I will sort this out.
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Just go upstairs with Ava, please.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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I'm calling in sick. I'll stay with him.
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Oh, this is bullshit.
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I will phone the school
and I'll explain what's happening.
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It's madness, Ally. Fuck.
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How are we letting our
child bunk off school?
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And how have we become these weak,
useless fucking enablers?
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He's having a tough time mentally.
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Well, join the club!
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Geez, if I checked out every
time I felt mentally ill,
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I'd... I don't know.
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Drive around London all night?
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[SIGHS]
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Carl?
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Paul, how are you?
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A rainbow 'round
my fucking shoulders, Carl.
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- How are you?
- Oh, you know, can't complain.
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Right.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
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ALLY: He's driving
around all fucking night
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like Robert DeNiro.
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In what?
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In "Taxi Driver," you div.
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What did you think I meant?
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"Meet The Fockers"
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or "Big Shitty Grandad"
or whatever it is?
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Oh, hang on, I'll call you back, Kee.
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Hey, I can't stay home tomorrow,
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so I'm gonna have to ask
Granny and Grandpa to come.
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I can be here on my own.
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No, you couldn't.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How was Grace's?
- Good.
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Did you say thank you for the lift home?
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AVA: Mum, it's me.
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I say thank you every five seconds.
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Where's Dad?
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Oh, he's not home yet.
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Luke, can you help me with my homework?
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- Really?
- Really.
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Sorry about the pillow thing.
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Yeah, right. Laugh it up.
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No, I mean it.
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You know Grace knows Jacob's sister?
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Yeah, so?
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Well, she says Jacob worries a lot.
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Anxiety worries.
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Jacob?
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He's really confident.
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No one ever messes with him.
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Well, apparently,
he understands panic attacks
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and feeling weird and all that.
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Right, okay.
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I was gonna go and talk to him.
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Oh, please don't talk to him.
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It could make going
back to school easier,
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and it could help Mum and Dad.
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They're really stressed,
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and I do not want to spend Boxing Day
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at some dingy, rented flat
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that Dad will move into
after they've split up.
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Oh.
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Okay, but please don't make me look bad.
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Now, do my homework.
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[SIGHS]
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[TENSE TONES]
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??
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[TENSE MUSIC BUILDING]
270
00:11:42,864 --> 00:11:47,864
??
271
00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:59,965
[HORN BLARES]
272
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,506
[YAWNS]
273
00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:04,531
[INDISTINCT YELLING]
274
00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:10,316
[PHONE RINGING]
275
00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:19,129
He's not even picking up now.
276
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:20,925
Are we fucked, do you think?
277
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,921
Does it feel like you are?
278
00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:25,363
No, I don't know.
279
00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:33,162
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
280
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:38,187
??
281
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,236
[YAWNS]
282
00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:52,163
Sorry. Rude.
283
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,687
You do look very tired, Darren.
284
00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:55,849
Well, that's being
a temporary single parent.
285
00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:57,819
Twins are hard work.
Catches up with you.
286
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,905
Has Karen gone on another holiday?
287
00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,163
Still on the same one.
288
00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:02,425
What? Jesus Christ.
289
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,491
How long has that been for now?
290
00:13:07,576 --> 00:13:09,204
Nine weeks.
291
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,374
She's left me, hasn't she?
292
00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:21,968
[STEADY MUSIC]
293
00:13:21,993 --> 00:13:26,993
??
294
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,190
- Hi.
- Hey.
295
00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:38,510
- Is Luke up?
- Yeah.
296
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,304
I spoke to the school yesterday.
297
00:13:40,329 --> 00:13:41,948
They were pretty supportive.
298
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,962
All right. But he's going in today?
299
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:45,760
- No.
- Fuck's sake.
300
00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:48,354
Mate, this isn't a joke.
Do you want me to go to prison?
301
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,034
- Why, are you gonna kill me?
- Of course not.
302
00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:51,338
No, because you're not going to school.
303
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:52,565
- Dad, I...
- I am sorry
304
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,385
that you're worried about going back.
305
00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:55,948
But school is hard, Luke.
306
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,393
For everyone. It just is.
307
00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:59,389
So get down there, pack your bag,
308
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,479
get your uniform on, now.
309
00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:03,775
There is other shit
going on in this house.
310
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,463
Maybe you and Mum should deal with that.
311
00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,057
I'm sorry? What did you say?
312
00:14:07,082 --> 00:14:08,690
- Paul.
- I don't want to go back.
313
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,323
Well, I don't care.
314
00:14:10,348 --> 00:14:12,526
I did have a panic attack.
315
00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,283
- I knew it.
- Lukey.
316
00:14:15,308 --> 00:14:16,596
Sorry.
317
00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:20,685
What can I say, Luke?
I'm sorry. Life's tough.
318
00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:23,758
Wow. Thanks, Dad.
319
00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:24,796
No, I'm trying to help you.
320
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,810
Yeah, toughen me up
so I'll be just like you.
321
00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:28,943
- Mate...
- That's really helpful.
322
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,873
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
323
00:14:31,898 --> 00:14:36,898
??
324
00:14:37,234 --> 00:14:39,607
[SIGHS]
325
00:14:57,144 --> 00:15:01,888
[TAPE WHIRRING]
326
00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:04,146
- [STATIC CRACKLES]
- [BEEPING]
327
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,841
Oh, fuck.
328
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:11,409
Bloody hell, have you been
in those women's toilets?
329
00:15:11,434 --> 00:15:13,338
- No, I haven't.
- Ugh, they're disgusting.
330
00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:14,864
They're really, really horrible.
331
00:15:14,889 --> 00:15:16,919
- What are the men's like?
- Fine.
332
00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:18,936
I only ever use the urinals.
333
00:15:19,323 --> 00:15:20,911
Can't poo at work.
334
00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:23,427
I'm not alone. 50% of men can't.
I saw it somewhere.
335
00:15:23,452 --> 00:15:24,454
Where?
336
00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:26,013
"Tatler."
337
00:15:26,038 --> 00:15:27,709
Oh, your phone rang.
338
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,443
Oh.
339
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:31,133
Voicemail? Who leaves a voicemail?
340
00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:32,857
Oh, fuck, it's Paul.
341
00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:36,239
PAUL: Hey, hon, it's me. Um...
342
00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:40,818
listen, I've been thinking
about what Luke said,
343
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:43,146
about us needing to...
344
00:15:43,171 --> 00:15:47,212
get our shit together,
and maybe I have been...
345
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,232
not a prick as such, but...
346
00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:52,793
well, I haven't helped. Put it that way.
347
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,090
Anyway, I'm in tonight.
I won't be driving around.
348
00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:58,043
So let's talk.
349
00:15:58,068 --> 00:15:59,379
Okay, see you.
350
00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:02,582
Oh, good. That is good progress.
351
00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:04,997
Oh, I was wrong.
352
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:06,832
It wasn't "Tatler." it was "LADbible."
353
00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:11,848
[BEEPING]
354
00:16:12,062 --> 00:16:13,950
- Did you touch that?
- No.
355
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:15,934
Why would I touch that?
356
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,932
[ROCK MUSIC]
357
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:23,348
??
358
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,622
- Hi.
- Hi.
359
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:26,856
Where are the kids?
360
00:16:26,881 --> 00:16:28,192
Ava just got back from Grace's,
361
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,434
and she went straight
down to Luke's room.
362
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,520
Right. Well, thank you so much.
363
00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:33,903
You guys been okay?
364
00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:36,926
We've watched the whole
first series of "The Wire".
365
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,168
Not with Luke?
366
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:39,496
School sent him some work,
367
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,661
so he did it downstairs.
368
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:43,825
Is Luke off school again tomorrow?
369
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,614
Yeah, so you could start on season two.
370
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:50,223
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]
371
00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:55,248
??
372
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,029
Don't drop that on yourself.
373
00:16:59,054 --> 00:17:00,975
Little 'kash on my top? [LAUGHTER]
374
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,169
I had a white school shirt,
375
00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:03,780
and Granny never let
me eat anything in it.
376
00:17:03,804 --> 00:17:05,749
Do you think Granny will
wear white to her wedding?
377
00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:06,936
Mm, definitely.
378
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:09,455
Plus 40 bridesmaids,
a tiara, and glass slippers.
379
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,684
[LAUGHS]
380
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,943
I'm going to school tomorrow.
381
00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:18,460
Okay. Well, great.
382
00:17:18,665 --> 00:17:19,877
How come?
383
00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,201
Ava spoke to Jacob.
384
00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:22,629
- He gets anxious too.
- Mm-hmm.
385
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:24,241
So he told everyone that I got sent home
386
00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:26,002
from the school trip
for smoking outside.
387
00:17:26,027 --> 00:17:28,248
- I like the sound of Jacob.
- Hmm.
388
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:29,990
Everyone thinks I'm a legend.
389
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,311
Well, that's good, mate.
390
00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:32,826
That's very good.
391
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:35,259
Look, I know I've been
hard on you, Luke.
392
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:37,273
I hope you don't hate me too much.
393
00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:40,546
No.
394
00:17:40,639 --> 00:17:43,062
It's 'cause I love you, you know.
395
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,984
I know.
396
00:17:47,072 --> 00:17:48,773
- No!
- Oh.
397
00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:51,234
What did I say? I literally said it.
398
00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:52,303
I'm sorry.
399
00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:53,727
I'm not washing that.
You're washing that.
400
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:55,455
On the banks of the Thames. [LAUGHTER]
401
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,906
Two bloody great rocks in your hand.
402
00:17:57,931 --> 00:18:01,054
[RELAXED MUSIC]
403
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:06,079
??
404
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:13,291
Look, I know that people
sometimes kiss other people.
405
00:18:13,316 --> 00:18:14,346
I'm not an idiot.
406
00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:15,989
Oh, shit, we're doing this now?
407
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:17,128
Yes. I thought you wanted to.
408
00:18:17,152 --> 00:18:18,298
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just...
409
00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:20,619
Can I just get the dishwasher on?
410
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:22,072
[DISHWASHER BEEPING]
411
00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,673
Okay. Wait, sorry. It's not starting.
412
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:26,158
Fuck's sake.
413
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,525
[DISHWASHER BEEPS, WHIRS]
414
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,660
Yes. Sorry. Okay.
415
00:18:34,685 --> 00:18:36,041
Good?
416
00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:38,900
It's... yeah. Um...
417
00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:42,517
I feel so bad about what
happened because...
418
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:45,471
I wanted you to feel...
419
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,525
beautiful.
420
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,112
And now that we're not
gonna have another baby,
421
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:52,649
I won't get the chance
422
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,976
to be a better dad.
423
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,822
I mean, to have another go.
424
00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,971
I was sure I'd be so much
better with a new one.
425
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,025
I understand.
426
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,111
Luke's okay, Paul.
427
00:19:03,136 --> 00:19:05,049
Yeah, I'm not sure, 'cause...
428
00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:08,744
He hasn't got any friends.
429
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,291
I mean, not a single one, I don't think.
430
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,197
He's just this loner, and...
431
00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,101
that's not healthy.
432
00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:18,049
I mean, I know this kid helped out,
433
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,411
and that's lovely,
434
00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:24,045
but fundamentally,
Luke is a troubled boy
435
00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:26,334
with a pillow problem.
436
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:30,002
We'll get it sorted.
We just have to be patient.
437
00:19:30,028 --> 00:19:31,431
Hmm.
438
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,049
You're not a husk, you know.
439
00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:40,276
Clinically, I am, actually.
440
00:19:40,301 --> 00:19:41,994
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
441
00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:43,889
It... it, um... it feels quite shit
442
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:45,502
knowing that you can't go back either.
443
00:19:45,527 --> 00:19:47,034
Like, just...
444
00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:48,774
You really can't go back.
445
00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,830
??
446
00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:53,951
Well, I can spadge out
babies on my deathbed.
447
00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:55,987
[LAUGHS] You can.
448
00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:01,457
It wasn't even a proper kiss.
449
00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:06,729
And I regretted it the
moment it happened.
450
00:20:06,754 --> 00:20:07,846
But you wanted to.
451
00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:11,546
I didn't want to. I just... did.
452
00:20:11,868 --> 00:20:12,903
What's that mean?
453
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:15,784
It means I was a dick, once.
454
00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:18,909
- Once?
- Once. That's all.
455
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,604
Stop now, okay? Enough.
456
00:20:22,629 --> 00:20:24,588
Just... let's be friends, please.
457
00:20:25,502 --> 00:20:27,041
Friends again.
458
00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:32,066
??
459
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:33,822
Let's try that, then.
460
00:20:33,847 --> 00:20:38,847
??
461
00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,877
Oh, fucking pillow.
462
00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,595
Shh, shh, shh. Go on, then.
463
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,775
Good boy. There you go.
464
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:11,209
[STEADY MUSIC]
465
00:21:11,234 --> 00:21:13,371
??
466
00:21:13,396 --> 00:21:14,465
ALLY: Come on.
467
00:21:16,182 --> 00:21:18,854
[GASP] Oh, bugger and piss.
I meant to call you.
468
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:21,010
- What?
- Oh, shit.
469
00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:22,120
Morning.
470
00:21:22,145 --> 00:21:23,481
He's going in.
471
00:21:23,506 --> 00:21:26,432
- Good on you, Lukey.
- Huh.
472
00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,815
We'll watch "The Wire" some other time.
473
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,010
We've still got hours
of "Bergerac" on video
474
00:21:31,035 --> 00:21:32,323
to catch up on.
475
00:21:32,551 --> 00:21:34,518
Mum, Dad, we better make a move.
476
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,822
Thanks for coming. Sorry about that.
477
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,683
Ava... Ava, have a good day at school,
478
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,424
I love you. See you.
479
00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,260
ALLY: Why don't you walk with us?
480
00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:43,153
Yeah?
481
00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:47,011
Well done, mate.
482
00:21:47,036 --> 00:21:49,042
- I know it's scary.
- Yeah.
483
00:21:51,904 --> 00:21:54,158
Yeah, it's gonna be all right, though.
484
00:21:54,183 --> 00:21:59,183
??
485
00:22:12,455 --> 00:22:15,455
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