Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:08,008
Herschel moved out.
2
00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:10,334
Brenda.
3
00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:11,726
I'm so sorry.
4
00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:14,381
I think I have a boyfriend.
What's his name?
5
00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,470
Marcus Adam Larson.
He's 11 and a half,
6
00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,777
he has blond hair, his
favorite color's green
7
00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,257
and he's learning
how to skateboard.
8
00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,823
How do you know
he's your boyfriend?
9
00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,327
Because this happened.
10
00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,875
Well, I didn't realize
you had documentation.
11
00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,466
I know.
12
00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,099
As long as humans
have been on Earth,
13
00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,970
they've had to
contend with viruses.
14
00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:40,016
And as long as
I've been on Earth,
15
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,843
I've come up with fun
ways to avoid them.
16
00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,497
I've heard so much about you.
17
00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,847
Apparently not how I
feel about shaking hands.
18
00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:48,111
I wear personal
protective equipment...
19
00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,634
You come here
right this instant.
20
00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:50,983
And I was social distancing
21
00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,158
before it was cool.
22
00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,638
But in the early '90s,
23
00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,641
a new type of virus
became prevalent.
24
00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,929
One that no amount of
hand-washing could stop.
25
00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,214
A computer virus.
26
00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,042
No.
27
00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,695
But let's back up
and begin this story
28
00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,089
in a simpler time, before
an insidious infection
29
00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:12,072
had upended my life.
30
00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,747
Hey, how has Billy been lately?
31
00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:16,748
I don't know.
32
00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,228
Aren't you friends?
33
00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:21,318
We're like "head nod
in the hallway" friends.
34
00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,275
What's that?
35
00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,494
You see someone in the hallway,
36
00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,954
you give 'em one of these.
37
00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:26,932
Ooh, there's a computer game
38
00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,020
called Railroad Kingdom.
39
00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,456
Can we get it?
40
00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,457
How much is it?
41
00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:31,763
$49.95.
42
00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,070
Are you crazy? I'll handle this.
43
00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,810
I am not paying that
much for a game.
44
00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,986
It's not just a game. It's
a cutting-edge simulation
45
00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,510
teaching business skills
46
00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,947
in the golden age of
railroads. It doesn't matter.
47
00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,383
But what if I end up
running a railroad one day
48
00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,211
and don't have the
necessary business skills?
49
00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:48,020
I think I nailed it
with, "Are you crazy?"
50
00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:08,626
Anyway,
51
00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,062
I just wanted to check in
52
00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,325
and see how you're holding up.
53
00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:15,981
Working extra hours,
being a single mother.
54
00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,678
Living the dream.
55
00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:18,984
Want me to give you
56
00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,551
a hand straightening up?
57
00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:23,293
Sure. You got a bulldozer?
58
00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,382
Maybe we just need to
get your mind off things.
59
00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:26,470
Why don't we go out
60
00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,429
this weekend,
have a girls' night?
61
00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,039
Really?
62
00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:34,478
Mary Cooper's gonna show
me a fun night on the town?
63
00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,001
Yes.
64
00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,984
Where we going...
bingo at the church?
65
00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,094
Not anymore.
66
00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,836
Why do these games
have to be so expensive?
67
00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:45,860
At least you have MTV.
68
00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,100
All I have is TV.
69
00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,449
Will you please stop focusing on
70
00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:50,668
what you don't have
and try to focus on
71
00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,060
what I don't have?
72
00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,062
Look, if you really
want it, I know a guy
73
00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:56,195
who sells bootleg
games for five bucks.
74
00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,197
But that's like stealing.
75
00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,025
Aren't you gonna buy
the game eventually?
76
00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,896
As soon as I save
up enough money.
77
00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,507
So you're just getting it early.
78
00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,726
I suppose an actual
railroad magnate
79
00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,685
would cut some corners.
80
00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,252
Problem solved.
81
00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,862
Look at that... I don't
even have the game
82
00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,690
and I'm already
learning business skills.
83
00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,890
Cool.
84
00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,132
Hey.Hey.
85
00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,003
Do you have any plans Saturday?
86
00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,875
Why? There a Church thing?
87
00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,311
No.I'm free.
88
00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:28,358
Good, because Brenda's
having a rough time
89
00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,708
and I want to show her some fun.
90
00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:31,883
Fun?
91
00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,014
You?
92
00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,364
Yes, me.
93
00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,366
Sorry, that came out wrong.
94
00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,889
I know how to have a good time.
95
00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,631
Of course you do. That
came out wrong, too.
96
00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:41,545
George.
97
00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,329
Where you gonna take her?
98
00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,157
Well, I haven't decided yet,
99
00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,681
but I did find a coupon
to Muriel's Tea Room.
100
00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,857
Ooh, tea room, that
sounds like a blast.
101
00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,555
Boy, I am not good at this.
102
00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:54,384
Whatever we end up doing,
Billy's gonna be hanging here
103
00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,951
with Sheldon, so you
need to watch them.
104
00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,586
I'm happy to do that.
105
00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,546
That one sounded pretty good.
106
00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,003
The next day, Tam showed up
107
00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,614
with the bootleg copy
of Railroad Kingdom.
108
00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,964
I wore my mittens so as
not to leave fingerprints,
109
00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,402
in case it was ever used
as evidence against me.
110
00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:16,057
Also, Tam had pulled
it out of his gym bag.
111
00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,755
I knew it was wrong, but listen.
112
00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,439
Hey, can I talk to you?
113
00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,505
What's up?
114
00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:31,203
Think you could drop me off
at the movies Saturday night?
115
00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,944
I'm seeing Jana.
Can't Mom do it?
116
00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,641
Mom's going out.
117
00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:37,644
And I kind of want
to go with Marcus.
118
00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,343
So you're trying to
go on a secret date.
119
00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,302
Kind of. I don't know
how I feel about this.
120
00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,304
Come on, it's just a movie.
121
00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,785
Have you been out with
him before? Never alone.
122
00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,787
How old is this boy? Thirteen.
123
00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:50,962
Do his parents know about it?
124
00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,311
What are you, Mom now?
125
00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,313
You're my sister.
You and boys is weird.
126
00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,967
Will you take me or not?
127
00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,316
Fine.
128
00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,883
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
129
00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,319
You best not be hugging him
130
00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,563
like this, or that date's
gonna be over real quick.
131
00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,152
It's nice you're
taking Brenda out.
132
00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:09,372
I'm glad someone
thinks I can be fun.
133
00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:12,244
Who said fun? I said "nice."
134
00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:15,987
Okay, well, if you're so
fun, where would you go?
135
00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,989
It's not rocket science.
136
00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,818
She just wants to go out to
a bar and have some laughs.
137
00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,385
I can do that.
138
00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,690
You don't sound too sure.
139
00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,475
It's been a while,
140
00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,390
but there's no reason...
You want me to come?
141
00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,608
I'll pay for all your drinks.
142
00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,481
You gonna regret that.
143
00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,134
I was so wrapped up in my game
144
00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,335
I didn't even know
where Tam went.
145
00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,363
But I didn't care,
146
00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,713
because I was building
my locomotive empire.
147
00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,498
Little did I know,
148
00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,848
as I was spreading tracks
across North America,
149
00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:55,287
a computer virus was spreading
itself across my hard drive.
150
00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,507
Infection City.
151
00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,845
I'm leaving soon. How do I look?
152
00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,521
Good, actually.
153
00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,610
Well, you don't have
to sound surprised.
154
00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:16,680
Well, it's nice you want to
look good for Brenda Sparks.
155
00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,312
What are you looking for?
156
00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:21,531
Deck of cards.
157
00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,141
Why? You gonna
play with the kids?
158
00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:26,449
Of course not. I-I invited
the guys over for poker.
159
00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,320
You're supposed
to be babysitting.
160
00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:31,541
They don't want me around.
They're gonna be watching TV.
161
00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:32,933
But do you really
need to be gambling?
162
00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,153
I thought you were
trying to be fun tonight.
163
00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:36,850
I am.
164
00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:39,113
Well, this seems like
a good place to start.
165
00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:42,682
You have a nice time with
your friends. Thank you.
166
00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,336
But so help me, if the
house smells like cigars
167
00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,643
when I get home, you
will not hear the end of it.
168
00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,776
It's your first day being
fun. Y-You keep trying.
169
00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,868
Right now, I'm about to
take out a loan so I can build
170
00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,957
the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.
171
00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,785
Cool. What do I do?
172
00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,483
You watch me take
out a loan so I can build
173
00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,137
the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.
174
00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,096
Don't you have a game
that two people can play?
175
00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,967
I do, but not one that
lets you take out a loan
176
00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,229
so you can build
the first railroad line
177
00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,081
between the Atlantic
and the Pacific.
178
00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,800
I'll pick Jana up first,
then we'll go get Marcus.
179
00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:15,193
Okay.
180
00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,804
So what movie we seeing?
What do you mean "we"?
181
00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,327
You think I'm letting you go
to the movies alone with him?
182
00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,591
What do you think's
gonna happen?
183
00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,680
Nothing's gonna happen,
"cause I'm gonna be there."
184
00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,726
Relax, I'm not
gonna sit with you.
185
00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,858
I'll be in the back.
186
00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,250
But you'll be watching me?
187
00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,078
Depends. What movie we seeing?
188
00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,297
Beauty and the Beast.
189
00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,952
I'll be watching you.
190
00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,607
So how come it's taken
us so long to hang out?
191
00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:41,175
Well... my husband
never left me before.
192
00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,742
We can joke about it?
193
00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,265
Good.
194
00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:47,486
'Cause that's gonna
make this night way easier.
195
00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,966
Here we go.
196
00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:52,230
Is that three beers I see?
197
00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,536
It's girls' night out and I said
198
00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,407
I was gonna show
you a good time.
199
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:58,192
All right, then, party
girl, give us a toast.
200
00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:01,393
Um, well...
201
00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:03,720
Bless these beers
202
00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,331
and the bartender
who poured them.
203
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,288
Seriously?
204
00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,681
I thought it was good.
205
00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,467
I-I'll handle this.
206
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,859
To friends.
207
00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,994
And to Brenda's crap husband
who made this night possible.
208
00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:20,563
Mom. It's okay, she said
we could joke about it.
209
00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,914
You have a serving
bowl I can put these in?
210
00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,045
A serving bowl?
211
00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,307
I didn't realize we were
212
00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,005
playing poker with
Martha Stewart.
213
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,007
I will make
civilized men of y'all
214
00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,312
if it kills me.
215
00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:34,490
I was just laughing
'cause he's my boss.
216
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,255
I'll get you a bowl.
217
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,412
Hey, Billy.
218
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,893
I thought you were playing
computer games with Sheldon.
219
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,006
I got bored so I came out here.
220
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,898
Well, you want me to go get him?
221
00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:54,011
No, I'm fine by myself.
222
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,033
Where's my serving bowl?
223
00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,905
Hey, Wayne, this is Billy.
224
00:08:58,929 --> 00:08:59,993
Hey.
225
00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,429
Hello.
226
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,519
His mama's the one
Mary took out tonight.
227
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,608
Right.
228
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,175
Billy, you just make
yourself comfortable,
229
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,743
watch whatever you want
and help yourself to the fridge.
230
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,310
Thank you.
231
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:15,618
You can't just leave
this kid by himself.
232
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,836
Why not?
233
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:20,057
His father's gone. He's lonely.
234
00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,188
Well, what do you want me to do,
235
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:22,562
invite him to play poker?
236
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:27,412
Hey, Billy, why don't
you come hang with us?
237
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,055
What is happening?
238
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,122
No.
239
00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:47,127
Hello, you've reached the
Tandy Tech Support Hotline.
240
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,042
I need help. I
think I have a virus.
241
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,783
I was playing this game,
and then suddenly...
242
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:54,570
Current wait time is 28 minutes.
243
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,226
It wasn't bad
enough I had to wait,
244
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,252
I also had to listen
to rock and roll.
245
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,280
So.
246
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,890
How serious is it with you two?
247
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,371
Well, we've held
hands, hugged once,
248
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:16,983
and we haven't kissed,
but we did share a straw.
249
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,376
Wow, pretty serious.
250
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,986
They haven't even
been on a date yet.
251
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:23,381
We got pretty serious before
you ever took me on a date.
252
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,233
Cool it with that.
253
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:29,213
Can I ask a relationship
question? Of course.
254
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,934
Who said "I love you" first?
255
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,894
Funny you should ask.
256
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,875
Now, I think he cared more about
257
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,617
those stupid chickens
than he did me.
258
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,618
That's not true.
259
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,358
He took them when he left.
260
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,491
Okay, that's a tough
one. Give me a sec.
261
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,537
Why are we talking about
this? We should be having fun.
262
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:52,366
Actually, it feels good
to get it off my chest.
263
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,890
Well, let's get into it.
264
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,935
What happened?
265
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:59,006
If it's another woman, she's a
tramp, and you're way prettier.
266
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,115
No. Although sometimes
267
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,378
I wish there was.
268
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,511
Then I'd have
someone to be mad at
269
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,668
other than myself.
270
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,430
And here I thought this one
was gonna be the sad sack.
271
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,779
Mom, that is enough.
272
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,956
There's my little killjoy.
273
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,965
Do you know anything
about poker? No.
274
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,620
That's all right,
neither does this guy.
275
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,840
Good one, boss.
276
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,276
This is fun.
277
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,104
Good. Glad you're here.
278
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,976
My dad never let me
play cards with him.
279
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,654
And then he left.
280
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,809
Sorry, are we still playing?
281
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,333
'Cause I've got a
really good hand.
282
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,378
Tandy Tech
Support. This is David.
283
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,422
How can I help you?
284
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,946
Hello, I'm having a problem
285
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,774
with my Tandy 1000SL.
286
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,688
What's going on?
287
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,428
I think I have a computer virus.
288
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,648
Well, let's not jump there yet.
289
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,824
Could be lots of things.
What did you see?
290
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,783
Pixels started
disappearing, and then.
291
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,785
"Disk Destroyer...
your hard drive
292
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,744
is now corrupted."Yeah,
that's a virus.
293
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,050
Dear.
294
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,834
Have you used any
unlicensed software lately?
295
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,794
Um... I'm not sure I
should answer that
296
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,578
without consulting
an attorney first.
297
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,581
Hey, hey, I get it. I
play a lot of games,
298
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,497
not always officially purchased.
299
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,759
I'm just here to help
300
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,587
get your computer
up and running.
301
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,328
Thank you for
understanding, David.
302
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,244
I'm not usually a rule-breaker,
but it was Railroad Kingdom
303
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,202
and I really wanted it
because I love trains.
304
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,682
And it was $49.95.
305
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:31,944
My mom said it
was too expensive.
306
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,467
And I was going
to buy it eventually,
307
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:34,860
and Tam said that
was good enough,
308
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,514
so I got a bootleg copy,
and now I have a virus,
309
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,453
which I very much deserve.
310
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,108
I'm sorry, who's Tam?
311
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,828
So no one's gonna say
anything for the rest of the night?
312
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,308
Wouldn't be the first time
no one's said anything
313
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,049
when the subject
of love came up.
314
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,835
I said something.
That doesn't count.
315
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,098
Missy, if you said "I
love you" to Marcus,
316
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:58,188
and he said "samesies," would
you be okay with that? Well...
317
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,842
And before you answer,
remember who agreed
318
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,147
to take you on a secret date.
319
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,801
Don't ask her, she's a kid.
320
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,021
She held hands
and shared a straw!
321
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,371
You ready to start dating again?
322
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,894
I think I need some time.
323
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:12,376
Well, if you change your
mind, there's a gentleman
324
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,638
over here at the bar
who would like us
325
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,206
to see his butt crack.
326
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:20,950
So, then, was there no
big blowup when he left?
327
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,125
Not really.
328
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,649
Well, what happened?
329
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:28,914
Let's see... We
used to be happy.
330
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,308
Little by little, we weren't.
331
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,483
Then there was bickering,
332
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:36,685
then there was silence, and then
333
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,862
it was over.
334
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,408
I mean
335
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,454
all couples bicker, right?
336
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,003
You worried about
you and George?
337
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,591
Of course.
338
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,312
I'm sure you guys will be fine.
339
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,075
And if it doesn"t work out,
I'd be happy to introduce you
340
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,623
to Butt Crack Bob over here.
341
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,260
Well, I know it's rough,
but my old man left
342
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,914
when I was around
your age. What are you,
343
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,306
about 16, 17?
344
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,830
I'm 12.
345
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,701
Damn.
346
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,355
You know, maybe he
doesn't want to talk about this.
347
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,880
Sometimes it's good to
get stuff off your chest.
348
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,490
My man's been through a lot.
349
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,169
And we're here
for you. Thank you.
350
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,278
I'm gonna raise.
351
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,714
On the bright side,
352
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,194
you could look
after your mom now.
353
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,369
That's what I did.
354
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,284
Made a man out of me.
355
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:38,636
You know, Billy, sometimes
these things are for the best.
356
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,290
Why would you say that?
357
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:44,033
My parents had a bad marriage.
358
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,469
Honestly, it
359
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,930
it was hard to be around.
360
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,850
Full boat, read 'em and
weep. Come to papa.
361
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,287
Sorry.
362
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,397
Should we just
forget it and go home?
363
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,485
Fine by me.
364
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,182
Does the backseat get a vote?
365
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,357
You put me on the spot.
366
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,837
I never said that
to anyone before.
367
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,927
Me neither, and
it didn't go well.
368
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,537
Samesies.
369
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,409
I'm sorry.
370
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,498
I'm not even sure what
it's supposed to feel like.
371
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,568
Well, if you felt
it, you'd know.
372
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,634
I know that I like you.
373
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,660
A lot.
374
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,943
More than anybody else.
375
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:25,968
Aw.
376
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,121
Really?
377
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,147
Yeah.
378
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,432
By the way, when
Marcus is in the car,
379
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,087
you can't be this lame.
380
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,611
Okay, so what we're
gonna need to do is
381
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,875
wipe your hard drive clean and
reinstall the operating system.
382
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,572
What about all my files?
383
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,965
Do you have
everything backed up?
384
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,706
I back up my files
every Thursday night.
385
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,447
I call it Backup Thursdays.
386
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,928
It's not the catchiest, but
it sums up the situation.
387
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,755
Perfect. After we
wipe your drive,
388
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,974
you can restore
it, and you'll be
389
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,976
good as new. Thank you so much.
390
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,371
No problem. So, start by
turning the computer off
391
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,850
and inserting the DOS disk.
392
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,723
Wait, what if I used
the backup disk
393
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,030
after the virus was
already on the computer?
394
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,859
Then I'm afraid
it's corrupted, too.
395
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,669
But how do I get my files?
396
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,734
You don't.
397
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,171
But I have all my
old papers on there,
398
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,259
my parents' taxes.
399
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,807
I'm sorry.
400
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,616
You ever play football? No, sir.
401
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,619
Think about it. I will forge
a birth certificate tomorrow.
402
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,579
Dad, something terrible
happened. What's the matter?
403
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,755
I lost all the files
on my computer.
404
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,887
Well, I'm sure you
can get 'em back.
405
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,585
I can't, and It's all my fault.
406
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,934
All right, calm down.
407
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,849
I can't calm down.
This is a disaster.
408
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,764
It'll be okay, Sheldon.
409
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,940
You don"t understand.
They're gone.
410
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,376
And they're gone forever.
411
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,248
And no matter what I do,
they're never coming back,
412
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,380
so it won't be okay.
413
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,861
I wish I could tell you
414
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,081
I realized the cruel irony
415
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,430
of what I had
just said to Billy,
416
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,977
and apologized.
417
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,286
But I didn't.
418
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,748
Like a virus,
419
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,296
heartbreak can also spread.
420
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:24,043
Once it does, it's
hard to contain.
421
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:32,225
In some cases you can
try to reboot and start over.
422
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,687
But it makes you
appreciate those early days,
423
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:44,280
when your hard drive was clean,
424
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:50,199
and the world was
full of possibility.
425
00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:04,407
Captioning sponsored by.
426
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,868
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
30335
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
