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LEAVE IT. 6 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:56,924 [BEEP] 7 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,326 GIRL, CELESTRIAL CALLING. 8 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,727 COME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MESSAGE. 9 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,329 MISS THING, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE 10 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,131 WHAT I AM SEEING IN YOUR CHART. 11 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,331 WHOO! 12 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:05,465 * NAUGHTY, BUT YOU LIKE IT NASTY * 13 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:06,700 * BUT YOU WANT IT * 14 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,102 * I'M THE CHICK THAT NEVER FRONTED * 15 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,570 * PICTURE THAT * 16 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,005 * ME WEARING A PAGER SO YOU CAN BE DOWN MY BACK * 17 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,040 * IT AIN'T HAPPENING, JACK * 18 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,408 * AM I TOO FINE? * 19 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,510 * IF SO, I CAN LEAVE, HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO * 20 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,347 * YOU BETTER BELIEVE I KEEP A TIGHT SCHEDULE * 21 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,748 * NOT MANY ARE BLESSED * 22 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,483 * STILL ON A QUEST, NOT KNOWIN' I'M THE BEST * 23 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,851 * CAUGHT IN A MESS * 24 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,354 * WHEREVER I GO, THEY STILL WANT ME THERE * 25 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,755 * I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW * 26 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,957 * YOUR RIDE IS SWEET, MINE IS MUCH SWEETER * 27 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,359 * COME TAKE A RIDE WITH THIS * 28 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,760 * THEN YOU'LL SEE THAT THERE'S... * 29 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,362 * MORE TO ME THAT THE EYE CAN SEE * 30 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:36,497 * BUT I'M TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU THOUGHT I'D BE * 31 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,766 * WHEN I HIT THE SCENE, ALL BETTER BEWARE * 32 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,235 * 'CAUSE THE PARTY DON'T JUMP TILL I GET THERE * 33 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,370 Man: * YEAH * 34 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,105 * WE CAN HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT * 35 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,641 * ONLY IF YOU WOO IT RIGHT * 36 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,843 * ONLY IF YOU WOO IT RIGHT * 37 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,345 * WOO IT RIGHT * 38 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:54,515 * WE CAN HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT * 39 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:58,352 * ONLY IF YOU WOO IT RIGHT * 40 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,787 * OH, YEAH * 41 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,356 * NOW, WHEN YOU WOO WOO, SO NASTY, YOU'RE SICK * 42 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,625 * WANNA KNOW MY TRICKS, STUDYING ME LIKE A FLICK * 43 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,794 * I'M THE GIRL YOUR MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT AT NIGHT * 44 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,229 * ASK RONNIE, ROBBIE, RICKY, AND MIKE * 45 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,531 * I'M THAT CANDY GIRL * 46 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,400 * I GOT THE SUGAR FOR YOUR SWEET TOOTH * 47 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,602 * COMIN' IN YOUR CRIB IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT * 48 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,903 AAH! 49 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,438 * ...YOU JUST CAN'T SHAKE, WHAT I WANT, I TAKE * 50 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,373 YOU ALL RIGHT, PAL? 51 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,575 * GOT YOUNG TO GET YOU STUCK LIKE GLUE * 52 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,777 * IT AIN'T OVER TILL WE ALL COME THROUGH * 53 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,779 * WHEN I HIT THE SCENE, ALL BETTER BEWARE * 54 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,649 * 'CAUSE THE PARTY DON'T JUMP TILL I GET THERE * 55 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:32,253 * WE CAN HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT * 56 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,722 * ONLY IF YOU WOO IT RIGHT * 57 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,656 DAMN! 58 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,259 * YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY * 59 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,928 * WE CAN HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT * 60 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,062 * PARTY TONIGHT * 61 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,599 * ONLY IF YOU WOO IT RIGHT... * 62 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,000 HELLO THERE. 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,001 HELLO. 64 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,403 OH! UH-- 65 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,004 I'LL GET THIS FOR YOU. 66 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,606 I'M SO CLUMSY. 67 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,607 I'M SORRY. 68 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,442 THANK YOU. 69 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,277 ALL RIGHT. Y-YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 70 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,011 MM-HMM. 71 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,613 OH, GIRL. 72 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,382 ONE DAY! 73 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,419 CELESTRIAL... 74 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,888 I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD. 75 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,423 GIRL, YOU LOOK OVER. 76 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,024 THESE ARE FOR YOU, DOLL. 77 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,626 AH, THANK YOU, SUGAR. 78 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,894 COME SIT DOWN. 79 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,864 A NEW MOTIF. HA HA. 80 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,967 HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 81 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,569 SO WHAT'S THE 411? 82 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,637 GIRL, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I'VE SEEN. 83 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,873 PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BALL. 84 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,644 YOUR HOUSE IS IN SCORPIO. 85 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,479 GORGEOUS. 86 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,314 YOUR MOON IS RISING PERFECTLY. 87 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,449 THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT OF NOWHERE, 88 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,150 A METEOR IS CROSSING YOUR ASTEROID BELT. 89 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,185 IS IT GOOD? 90 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,353 IT'S ALL GOOD. 91 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,355 TONIGHT IS YOUR SPECIAL NIGHT, CHILD. 92 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,724 SPECIAL IN WHAT WAY? 93 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,526 LET'S CONSULT THE TAROT DADDY, SHALL WE? 94 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,833 AND YOUR CARD SAYS LOVE. TASTY. I KNEW IT. 95 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,034 UGH! 96 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:57,605 CELESTIAL, PLEASE RESHUFFLE THOSE CARDS. 97 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,573 I SEE AN EXPLOSION OF LOVE. 98 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,475 OR MAYBE JUST AN EXPLOSION. 99 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,743 THIS LAST YEAR, 100 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,912 MY LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN A DISASTER. 101 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:05,846 WHAT ABOUT LAMAR? 102 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,682 LAMAR? I CAN'T WEAR A PAGER FOR HIM. 103 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,084 GIRL, YOU ARE A TAD TOUGH ON MEN. 104 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,486 EXCUSá? 105 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,355 GIRL, YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT UP TO SOMEBODY. 106 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,357 CELESTRIAL, I HAVE GIVEN IT UP. 107 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,358 I HAVE TWIRLED IT AND SWIRLED IT 108 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,093 IN MANY DIRECTIONS. 109 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,363 I NEED SOMEONE WHO'S... 110 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,231 IMPULSIVE... 111 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,299 EXCITING... 112 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,834 ...WHO KNOWS YOUR THOUGHTS 113 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:27,968 BEFORE YOU SAY THEM. 114 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,002 EXACTLY. 115 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,339 THAT'S WHO I'M SEEING RIGHT HERE, DARLING. 116 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:32,406 WHERE? 117 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,641 OOH, GOOD GLAMOUR, GIRL! 118 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,976 HE'S A VIRGO AND HEADED RIGHT TOWARDS YOU. 119 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,378 OHH. OH, NO! 120 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,313 I HOPE THIS IS NOT ANOTHER HEAD-ON COLLISION. 121 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:42,583 JUST BE HAPPY IF YOU GET YOU A MAN TONIGHT. 122 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,388 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 123 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,990 NOW LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE, BOY. 124 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,392 OH, MY GOSH! 125 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,394 THAT GIRL GOT AN ASS LIKE A SMOKED HAM. 126 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,296 YO, YO, YO. LOOK AT THAT ONE. 127 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,398 THAT'S THE BOMB. 128 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,399 HEY, YO, YO. 129 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,067 WHY IS IT THAT THE FINE ONES 130 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,370 ARE ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH THE FRANKENSTEIN ONES? 131 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,604 NO COMPETITION. 132 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,438 PSST. 133 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,806 EXCUSE ME, MISS. HOW YOU DOING? 134 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,875 OH, LOOK AT THE BODY ON THIS ONE. 135 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:08,809 OH, MY GOODNESS. 136 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,811 LOOK AT THEM DAMN FEET, THOUGH, MAN. 137 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,413 WOMAN MUST WEAR ABOUT A 12. 138 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,014 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY 139 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,416 ABOUT WOMEN WITH BIG FEET. 140 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,417 WRONG GENDER, HOP. 141 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,818 NOW, DO Y'ALL MIND? 142 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,820 HOW COME EVERY TIME WE COME DOWN HERE, 143 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,423 YOU SPEND THE WHOLE TIME TALKING TRASH? 144 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,824 TIM, COME ON, MAN. 145 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,426 HALF THESE GIRLS ARE DOWN HERE 146 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,194 BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING WE'RE DOING-- 147 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,195 ASS WATCHING-- 148 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:29,563 EVEN YOUR TINY ASS. 149 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,298 I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU, TIM. 150 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,900 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 151 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,301 YOU HAD A DATE? 152 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,437 I'LL TAKE THAT ONE FOR 100, ALEX. 153 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,438 5 MONTHS AGO. 154 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,039 AND THAT WAS BY ACCIDENT. 155 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,240 I'M TELLING YOU, 156 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,709 EVER SINCE DENISE LEFT HIS ASS, 157 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,444 COSIGN'S BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME HOME ALONE 158 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,446 WE NEED TO CALL HIM MACAULAY CULKIN. 159 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,647 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 160 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:47,648 OHH! 161 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,949 OHH! 162 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:49,950 AAH HA HA! 163 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,453 I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT THAT COSIGN SHIT, OK? 164 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,854 I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LOVIN' IS, 165 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,456 YOU CAN'T BE COSIGNING FOR NO CAR. 166 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,457 WORD. WORD. 167 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,325 AND IF SHE DUMPED ME, 168 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,461 I'D SURE AS HELL GET THAT SWEET RIDE BACK. 169 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,895 HEY, FUCK ALL Y'ALL, OK? 170 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,464 MM-HMM. 171 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,065 WHOO! 12 O'CLOCK! 172 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,667 MMM MMM! WHOO-WEE! 173 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,469 BOY, SHE'S THICK, TOO, JUST LIKE I LIKE 'EM. 174 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,471 THICK LIKE A STALLION. JUST LIKE A HORSE. 175 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,072 I'M GONNA RIDE IT LIKE A HORSE. 176 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,006 [IMITATING HOOFBEATS] 177 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,476 YEAH! LIKE A HORSE. OOH! LIKE THIS. 178 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,478 [WHINNYING] 179 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,079 MAN, CAN Y'ALL JUST CHILL, MAN, 180 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,080 FOR ONCE? 181 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,081 HYAH! HYAH! 182 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,182 COME ON, MAN. 183 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,317 GET DOWN ON THE VIBE. 184 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,686 THE MUSIC. 185 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,421 TIM... 186 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:33,093 YOUR WORDS HAVE BEEN WELL-SPOKEN, MY BROTHER. 187 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,495 WE WILL LEAVE YOU 188 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,497 TO SOJOURN WITH YOUR JAZZICAL EXPRESSIONS 189 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,099 WHILST WE VENTURE FORTH INTO THE LAND OF... 190 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,634 PUNANI! 191 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,636 PEACE TO YOU, MY SENSITIVE ONE. 192 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,705 I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 193 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,911 EXCUSE ME. IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 194 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,113 NO, AS A MATTER-- IF YOU--WHOA! 195 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,114 WHOA! 196 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,115 MY BAD, Y'ALL. 197 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,517 YO, MAN, TAKE CARE. 198 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,519 IF YOU WANNA SIT THERE, IT'S NOT TAKEN. 199 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,387 UM, YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 200 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,222 Woo: BUT CELESTRIAL MIGHT BE RIGHT. 201 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,624 IF SHE'S SO PSYCHIC, 202 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,393 HOW COME SHE DON'T KNOW WHETHER SHE'S A BOY OR GIRL? 203 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,761 SHE'S EVERYTHING. 204 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,397 OK. SHE GONNA HAVE YOU JUST AS CONFUSED AS SHE IS. 205 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,532 SHE'S THE BEST. 206 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,933 ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH ME TONIGHT? 207 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,535 BABY COUSIN, I TOLD YOU ONCE, TWICE-- 208 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,537 NOW THIS IS THE THIRD TIME TODAY. 209 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,539 LENNY IS COMING OVER TONIGHT. 210 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,140 HE'S PLANNED SOMETHING SPECIAL. 211 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,542 OH, SPECIAL FOR LENNY 212 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,545 IS A GALLON OF NIGHTYARD AND A BUCKET OF CHICKEN. 213 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:25,979 [SARCASTIC] HA HA HA. 214 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,148 YOU ARE GOING TO SHAKIM'S BLOCK PARTY TONIGHT, RIGHT? 215 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,149 NO. 216 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,150 WOO. 217 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:32,686 AHEM. 218 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,155 WHAT IS THIS? 219 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,089 WHAT? 220 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,825 WHO GAVE YOU THIS? 221 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,026 MY LENNY. 222 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,429 THAT'S NASTY. 223 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,831 YOU JUST JEALOUS. IT'S CUTE. 224 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,833 WE CAN EITHER GO TO THE VENUS OR TO THE MERCURY, 225 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,835 AND I WANNA BORROW A COUPLE OF YOUR OUTFITS. 226 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,436 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR? 227 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,438 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. 228 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,440 DO YOU NEED AN EBONIC TRANSLATION? 229 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,842 I AIN'T WEARIN' NOTHIN' 230 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,443 'CAUSE I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. 231 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,445 DON'T STICK THAT KEY IN THAT DOOR. 232 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,447 OK, DON'T WALK IN, DON'T GO IN THERE. 233 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,582 WE GONNA FIGHT. 234 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,584 ASK LENNY IF WE CAN BORROW HIS CAR. 235 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:05,719 ...JEANS OFF. 236 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,855 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? GIMME THAT. LET ME SEE. 237 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,123 THAT'S RIGHT. WHATEVER I SAY IS RIGHT. 238 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,994 I'LL RIDE YOU LIKE ONE OF THEM GO-GO DANCERS ON SOUL TRAIN. 239 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,395 MAN, WHY YOU TOUCHING ME LIKE THAT? 240 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,331 I LIKE TO KEEP EVERGREENS VERY DARK TOWARD THE BASE. 241 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,934 HOME ALONE MY ASS. 242 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:30,878 Woman: HELLO? 243 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,613 HEY, MICHELLE, HOW YOU DOING? 244 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,082 I WAS WONDERING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 245 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,482 Woman: WHO IS THIS? 246 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,484 EXCUSE ME? 247 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,885 YOU'RE A TRIP. "WHO IS THIS?" 248 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,486 YOU GONNA ASK ME WHO THIS IS? 249 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:41,488 GIRL, YOU KNOW-- 250 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,090 HELLO? 251 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,091 HELLO? 252 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,096 I FORGOT. NENE IS HAVING A PARTY AT THE SOUL KITCHEN. 253 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,964 WE CAN GO THERE FIRST. 254 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,499 WOO! 255 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:55,569 I TOLD YOU, ME AND LENNY... 256 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,910 AND... 257 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,045 LOWER HALFWAY AND SQUEEZE UP. 258 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,246 AND... 259 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,247 1. 260 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,248 2. 261 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,050 3. 262 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,518 4. 263 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,519 5. 264 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,121 6. 265 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,522 7. 266 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,523 8. 267 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:17,725 [RING] 268 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,526 HELLO? 269 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,929 TIM! THANK GOD, MAN. 270 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,530 HEY, BUDDY, IT'S LENNY. 271 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,531 [INHALES DEEPLY] 272 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,933 UH, I NEED YOU... 273 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,534 HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? 274 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,936 GOOD. 275 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,938 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A LITTLE FAVOR, MAN. 276 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,006 I NEED YOU TO HANG OUT WITH CLAUDETTE'S COUSIN TONIGHT. 277 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,942 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER, MAN? 278 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,977 SHE LOOK LIKE AN ANTEATER? 279 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,145 NO, MAN. 280 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,546 LOOK... 281 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,115 CLAUDETTE JUST GOT OFF HER CYCLE, YOU KNOW? 282 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,417 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION 283 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,853 THAN I NEED RIGHT NOW? 284 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,689 WE'RE TRYING TO GET OUR QUALITY TIME IN TOGETHER. 285 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,557 SO WHY DON'T SHE JUST GO ON HOME? 286 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,425 HEY, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, MAN? 287 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,661 YOU AIN'T DOING NOTHING. 288 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,295 YEAH, BUT I KNOW YOU, THOUGH, MAN. 289 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,798 YOU BIG, DUSTY DICK-HAVIN'. 290 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,533 WHAT, YOU THINK I NEEDED TO CALL YOUR ASS? HUH? 291 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,736 I'M TRYING TO HOOK YOU UP, NIGGER. 292 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:06,573 LOOK, LENNY, I AM STUDYING FOR THE BAR, OK? 293 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,275 TIM, JUST TALK TO HER, MAN! 294 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,109 JUST GET DRESSED, 295 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,577 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 296 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,578 [GROANS] 297 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,580 HEY, UH, WOO. HMM... 298 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,182 GOT A PHONE CALL FOR YOU. 299 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,383 WHO IS IT, WEENIE BOY? 300 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,385 IT'S A BROTHER WHO WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU OUT. 301 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,988 I'M REALLY NOT FOR YOUR MESS TONIGHT, LENNY. 302 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,456 WILL YOU JUST TALK TO HIM, PLEASE?! 303 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,624 TIM, HER NAME IS WOO. 304 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,326 WHO? 305 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,961 MMM. 306 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,099 HI, THIS IS WOO. 307 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,466 OH, HI. 308 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,467 THIS IS TIM. 309 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,736 UH, LENNY WAS SAYING 310 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,470 THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA HANG OUT TONIGHT. 311 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,539 ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE? 312 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,573 YEAH. 313 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,309 YEAH, I'M ASKING YOU. 314 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,944 WHY? 315 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,779 WELL, MIGHT BE YOUR LUCKY NIGHT. 316 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:46,880 WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 317 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,315 SEPTEMBER 18th. 318 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,483 VIRGO, VIRGO... 319 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,485 OOH. VIRGO. 320 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,487 LOOK, UM... 321 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,189 I'LL BE THERE IN AN HOUR. 322 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,761 Lenny: TIM, YOU ARE THE MAN. 323 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,029 VERY, VERY INTERESTING. 324 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,297 THANK YOU, BROTHER. THAT'S GOOD LOOKING OUT. 325 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,366 LOOK, I'M GONNA GIVE HER YOUR ADDRESS, ALL RIGHT? 326 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,367 PEACE. 327 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,836 LENNY... 328 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,606 CAN I HELP YOU? 329 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,607 UH, YEAH. 330 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,942 IS DARRYL HOME? 331 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,543 IT'S TIM FROM ACROSS THE HALL. 332 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,711 COME IN... 333 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,014 TIM FROM ACROSS THE HALL. 334 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,150 [SLOW R&B MUSIC PLAYING] 335 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,154 DARRYL, BABY. 336 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,555 Darryl: MMM? 337 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,158 TIM FROM ACROSS THE HALL IS HERE. 338 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,461 Darryl: I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE, TIM. 339 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,964 DAMN. 340 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,506 Tim: HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 341 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,573 WHAT'S UP, BLACK MAN? 342 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,775 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 343 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,411 I GOT A WOMAN COMING A LITTLE LATER ON. 344 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,713 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY, UM... 345 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,048 POINTERS? 346 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,449 TIM. 347 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,483 MUSIC... 348 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,485 I COULD BORROW. 349 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,587 DARRYL... 350 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,389 DO YOU WANT TO SHAVE BEFORE DINNER? 351 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,792 I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE, SWEETHEART. 352 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,629 MUSIC? 353 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,597 WELL, WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE? 354 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,599 WANT A LITTLE ROMANCE? 355 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,736 SOMETHING SLOW, SOMETHING SMOOTH? 356 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,604 UM... 357 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,006 I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER YOU GOT. 358 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,975 YOU KNOW. 'CAUSE WE JUST GONNA KICK IT. 359 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,743 TIM'S GONNA KICK IT. 360 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,913 HMM. "HOT AND WET." 361 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,757 "FOR THE PANTIES"? 362 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,625 IT'S GOT ALL THE SEXIEST SLOW JAMS. 363 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,294 BY THE TIME YOU HIT THE "B" SIDE, 364 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,628 YOU SHOULD BE GOOD AND NAKED. 365 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629 WORD? 366 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,831 SEE THIS? 367 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,233 IT'S ONE OF MY FIELD KITS. 368 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,835 4 MINIATURES OF HENESSEY, 369 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,371 A JOINT, INCENSE, 370 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,906 EDIBLE BODY OILS. 371 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,140 LATEX, OF COURSE. 372 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,442 JUST THE ESSENTIALS. IT GOES WITH THE TAPE. 373 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,779 Woman: DARRYL, THE WATER'S GETTING COLD. 374 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,982 KEEP IT WARM FOR ME, SUGAR. 375 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,017 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 376 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,187 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 377 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,655 HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR YOU, TIGER. 378 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,657 HEY, TIM FROM ACROSS THE HALL. 379 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,127 POP THAT THANG, BABY. 380 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,661 [POP] 381 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,263 Darryl: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 382 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,203 [POP] 383 00:13:56,203 --> 00:14:00,073 NO, I PREFER A SELF-ACTUALIZED WOMAN. 384 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,075 I THINK THE TERM "BITCH"-- 385 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,476 IT'S, FIRST OF ALL, OVERUSED, 386 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,545 AND IT'S SOME CONDESCENDING BULLSHIT. 387 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,481 YOU KNOW YOU ABOUT AS FINE AS FROG'S HAIR? 388 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,817 YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER SAID THE SAME THING. 389 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,419 THAT'S HOW FINE... 390 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,253 YOU ARE. 391 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,555 MY SISTER SAID THE SAME THING. 392 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,556 DO I WANNA FUCK? 393 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,926 STOP IT. 394 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,894 [DOOR BUZZER] 395 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,231 [BZZT BZZT] 396 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,433 [HEART BEATING AUDIBLY] 397 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,634 [BZZT] 398 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,342 [WHIMPERS] 399 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,910 I'M WOO. 400 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,279 IS YOU TIM? 401 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,981 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 402 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,582 MY FAVORITE ASSET. 403 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,151 MY BIGGEST ASSET. 404 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:44,952 BIG! 405 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,753 DING, DING, DING! 406 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,688 MM-HMM. 407 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,889 WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 408 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,890 WHAT YOU KNOW? 409 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,592 NOTHING! 410 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,194 WOO IS WHAT? 411 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,562 GONE! 412 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,199 [BZZT] 413 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,037 [BZZT BZZT BZZT] 414 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,452 HI, I'M LOOKING FOR TIMMY JACKSON. 415 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,553 IS THAT YOU? 416 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,955 UH, YEAH, I'M TITTY-- 417 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,556 I MEAN, UH, TIM. 418 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,592 TIM JACKSON. THAT'S ME. 419 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,161 AND YOU ARE? 420 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,463 HOPEFULLY THE WOMAN YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 421 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,598 CAN I COME IN? 422 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,000 BY ALL MEANS. 423 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,601 JUST--COME IN. YEAH. 424 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,483 LOOK, I'M NOT FINISHED GETTING DRESSED YET. 425 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:54,621 WHY DON'T YOU, UM, HAVE A LOOK AROUND, OK? 426 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,956 AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 427 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,367 JUST MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 428 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,169 WHEW. 429 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,970 LET'S SEE. INCENSE. 430 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,779 Tim: DAMN. 431 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:20,780 WHOA. 432 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,982 GET--GET--SHIT. 433 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,297 OW. 434 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,069 NICE PLACE. 435 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,536 ARE YOU A LAWYER? 436 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,538 UM, YEAH. 437 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,673 YEAH. 438 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,075 BUT, UM... 439 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,676 DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME. 440 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,078 [WOO GIGGLES] 441 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,080 A SENSE OF HUMOR. I LIKE THAT. 442 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,815 BROTHERS TAKE THEMSELVES SO SERIOUSLY. 443 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,217 YOU NEVER CATCH ME DOING THAT. 444 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,451 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 445 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,820 IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A LITTLE FUN, RIGHT? 446 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,222 OH, YEAH. 447 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,092 YOU KNOW, I ENJOY HAVING A NICE LAUGH NOW AND AGAIN. 448 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,694 LIFE'S TOO SHORT, DON'T YOU THINK? 449 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,795 I SURE DO. 450 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,898 I SEE YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING GOING ON HERE. 451 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,300 I'M FLATTERED. 452 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,970 THIS IS FUNNY. THIS IS FUNNY. 453 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,406 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 454 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,508 IT JUST SEEMS TO ME LIKE A SISTER LIKE YOU 455 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,042 WOULD HAVE BROTHERS LINED UP AROUND THE CORNER, BECAUSE... 456 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,512 A SISTER LIKE ME? 457 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,180 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 458 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,316 I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU GOT THE TOOLS--I MEAN... 459 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,384 I HAVE THE TOOLS? 460 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,520 YOU SEE, NOW, WHY CAN'T A MAN AND A WOMAN 461 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,522 JUST GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME? 462 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,724 DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX? 463 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,758 NEVER MIND. 464 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,993 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER 465 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,529 THAN TO EXPECT ANYTHING MORE 466 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,297 FROM ONE OF LENNY'S FRIENDS. 467 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,267 OH, YEAH. WHAT'S THIS, YOUR LITTLE FREAK KIT? 468 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,401 THAT CAME IN THE MAIL. 469 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,002 SHOPPING NETWORK. I--I... 470 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,138 STOP IT. 471 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,539 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 472 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,607 LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. REALLY. REALLY, OK? 473 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,144 COME ON. SOME BROTHERS CAN LOOK AT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 474 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,478 AND NOT LOSE THEIR MIND. 475 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,547 I WAS TELLING THE FELLAS JUST THIS AFTERNOON, 476 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,150 "YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE TO CONDUCT YOURSELF LIKE DOGS." 477 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,684 I TOLD THEM THAT. 478 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,153 MM-HMM? 479 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,887 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU COULD BE MY SISTER. 480 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,156 REALLY? 481 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,090 I COULD BE YOUR SISTER? 482 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,159 YEAH. 483 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,694 YEAH, YOU CAN BE MY SISTER. 484 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,762 OK. 485 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,166 WELL, IN THAT CASE... 486 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,634 YOU SHOULD OPEN THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE. 487 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,537 THAT'LL WORK. 488 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,672 MMM. 489 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,615 YOU ARE SUCH A GENTLEMAN. 490 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,418 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMFY. 491 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,420 WHOO! 492 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,221 WHOA. 493 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,689 [LAUGHING] 494 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,690 WHOA. 495 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,559 HERE YOU GO. 496 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,696 A LITTLE BUBBLY. 497 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,834 THANK YOU. 498 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,403 [GIGGLES] 499 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,773 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 500 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,575 EXCUSE ME? 501 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:08,248 YOU KNOW, I GET SO TIRED OF PLAYING ALL THOSE GAMES, 502 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,382 DON'T YOU? 503 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,584 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE... 504 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,657 WE NEVER SAY WHAT WE REALLY WANT. 505 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,360 NOW BE SERIOUS. 506 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,530 WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT 507 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,732 WHEN I WALKED IN THIS HOUSE? 508 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,668 I MEAN, 509 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,671 YOU HAD YOUR MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY. 510 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,474 YOU HAD YOUR LIGHTS DOWN LOW. 511 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,143 I MEAN, COME ON. 512 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,879 SEE, THAT WAY... 513 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,749 WE CAN STOP WASTING TIME. 514 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,887 I MEAN, IF THIS IS ALL YOU WANT... 515 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,989 [GIGGLES] 516 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,659 HERE IT IS. 517 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,196 SEE, NOW, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO BE DRINKING, 518 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,765 'CAUSE THEN YOU'LL REALLY START TRIPPING. 519 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,767 OHH, TIMMY. 520 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,503 TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY. 521 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,673 PUT MY FIRE OUT. 522 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,508 SAY WHAT? 523 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,909 PUT... 524 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,911 MY... 525 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,646 FIRE... 526 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,682 OUT. 527 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,753 GOTCHA! 528 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,921 WHAT? 529 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,356 [DOOR BUZZER] 530 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,157 BETTER GET THAT. 531 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,326 OOPS. 532 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,060 DON'T FORGET THAT. 533 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,662 [BZZT BZZT BZZT] 534 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,331 SISTER, HUH? 535 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,132 Man: I KNOW YOU WATCHING YOUR PORNOS-- 536 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,536 TIME TO THRILL, STARRING SAMUEL JACKHAMMER! 537 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,337 [BZZT] 538 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,938 OPEN THE DAMN DOOR. 539 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:39,939 YO, BOY. 540 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:40,940 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 541 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,774 WHAT'S UP, FELLAS? 542 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,344 IS THAT A JOINT IN YOUR MOUTH? 543 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,745 HELL, YEAH. HERE YOU GO, HOP. 544 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,281 OH, SHIT, MACAULAY GOT THE PARTY STARTED UP IN HERE. 545 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,349 HOLD UP. 546 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,750 LOOK, I'M KINDA BUSY NOW, Y'ALL. 547 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,952 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR CLOTHES, TIMOTHY? 548 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:53,886 OH, SHIT. 549 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,755 TIM TRYING TO GET SOME TRIM, Y'ALL. 550 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,357 WHO YOU GOT IN THERE, BOY, UGLY RITA? 551 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,958 DID SHE GET OUT THE KENNEL? 552 00:20:58,958 --> 00:20:59,959 ARR ARR! 553 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,893 RITA! 554 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,563 HEY. HEY, LOOK, FUCK ALL Y'ALL, OK? 555 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,964 TIM... 556 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:05,965 OHH. 557 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,602 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE HAD MORE COMPANY. 558 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,374 UM, WELL, FELLAS, THANKS FOR COMING BY. 559 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,976 UM, I'LL CATCH UP TO Y'ALL LATER. 560 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,645 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, MAN. 561 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,847 AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE THEM IN? 562 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,848 HELL, YEAH. 563 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,249 YEAH, YEAH. 564 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,385 AND THIS IS? 565 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,987 THIS IS WOO. 566 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,256 WOO, THIS IS THE FELLAS-- 567 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,593 ROMAINE, FRANKIE, AND HOP. 568 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,795 WOO? 569 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,997 SEE, I KNEW YOU WAS PART JAPAN. 570 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,000 UM, WE WERE JUST LEAVING. 571 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,802 PERHAPS WE'LL JOIN YOU. 572 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,004 WE WERE JUST GONNA GO TO A MOVIE. 573 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,172 SOMETHING DULL. 574 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,407 WHAT MOVIE? 575 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,008 UH, WHY DON'T YOU FINISH GETTING DRESSED? 576 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,276 I AM DRESSED. 577 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,346 YOU KNOW HOW I HATE TO MISS THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE. 578 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,019 HOME ALONE, HUH? 579 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,821 DID YOU FUCK HER? 580 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,356 CAN YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE? 581 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,857 IS THAT ALL Y'ALL THINK ABOUT? 582 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,427 TIM, YOU KNOW THAT'S TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU. 583 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,397 YOU GOTTA CRAWL BEFORE YOU WALK, BRO. 584 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,565 NO, TIM, REALLY. FOR REAL, THOUGH. 585 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,900 SHE A HO, AIN'T SHE? 586 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:14,901 Frankie: NO DOUBT. 587 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,035 AW, SHIT. 588 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,738 TIM DONE PAID FOR A HO TO COME DO SOME WILD SHIT! 589 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,609 SHE DO PARTIES? 590 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,444 Frankie: DOES SHE DO BAR MITZVAHS? 591 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,446 Romaine: DOES SHE DO HO BAR MITZVAHS? 592 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,914 [LAUGHTER] 593 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,449 SHE'S NOT A HO, OK? 594 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,850 OH, SHIT. 595 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,453 SHE EITHER GOT TO BE GETTING PAID OR CRAZY 596 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,221 TO BE UP IN HERE WITH YOUR ASS, 597 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,823 FINE AS SHE IS. 598 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,224 YOU KNOW WHAT... 599 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,225 Woo: AAH! 600 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,292 [GLASS SHATTERS] 601 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,994 OH, SHIT. THAT'S HER PIMP, HOP. 602 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:45,998 WHAT? I'M GONNA WHUP HIS ASS AND TAKE HIS MONEY. 603 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,903 Tim: OH, NO. 604 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,240 YOU USE RED VELVET? 605 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,708 YEAH. 606 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,946 MY COUSIN WORE RED VELVET. 607 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,982 IT'S A POPULAR FRAGRANCE. 608 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,318 MY COUSIN WAS A CONSTRUCTION WORKER... 609 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,920 OK? 610 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,589 AND ONE DAY... 611 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:12,324 HE WALKED UNDERNEATH ONE OF THOSE THINGS 612 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:15,061 THAT DRIVES THE BEAMS INTO THE GROUND. 613 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,463 OH, THAT'S A PILE DRIVER. 614 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,930 RIGHT. 615 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,866 A PILE DRIVER. 616 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,936 THEY STRUCK WATER TRYING TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 617 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,672 I'M SORRY. 618 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,413 [WOO WEEPING] 619 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,683 TAKE IT. 620 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,490 Hop: YOU SEE THAT? 621 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,492 Frankie: SEE IT? I GAVE HIM THE BALL. 622 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,360 I THINK A NICE 90-MILE-AN-HOUR CURVE BALL 623 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,362 WOULD CUT ALL THAT STUFF SHORT. 624 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,364 WELL, UM... 625 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,766 I GUESS YOU... 626 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,101 PROBABLY NEED A MINUTE TO-- 627 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,070 YES, THAT'S VERY TRUE. I DO NEED A MINUTE. 628 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,941 BUT I WANT YOU TO GET THAT OUT OF HERE. 629 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,242 GET IT! 630 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,577 I GOT IT. 631 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,561 OK, SO SHE'S A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG. 632 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:22,562 HELL, NO! 633 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,263 THAT HO CRAZY AS A ROACH. 634 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,264 YEAH, MAN. 635 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,566 "WOO" IN JAPAN 636 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,334 MUST MEAN "NUTTY BITCH WITH 7 YEARS BAD LUCK." 637 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:31,904 Romaine: TIM, SALSA NIGHT, WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK. 638 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:32,805 YO, YO, YO. 639 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,273 THAT'S WHERE WE'LL BE 640 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,575 WHEN YOU FINISHED WITH SYBIL. 641 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,343 YEAH. RED-HOT PUERTO RICAN CHICAS. 642 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:38,410 HA HA! 643 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,046 * OYE COMO VA * 644 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,281 * PLEASE SAY * 645 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,816 * OYE COMO VA * 646 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,417 Y'ALL JUST JEALOUS, THAT'S ALL! 647 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:46,686 [DOOR CLOSES] 648 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:49,021 I REALLY DON'T LIKE BEING REFERRED TO 649 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,723 AS A HO. 650 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,759 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 651 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:55,427 NOW I SEE WHY THERE'S SO MANY SINGLE WOMEN 652 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,296 IN NEW YORK. 653 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,165 THEY WERE JUST CLOWNING. 654 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,099 SO WAS I. 655 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,034 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. 656 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,970 LOOK, I'M NOTHING LIKE MY BOYS. 657 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,772 COME ON, THEY'RE MY BOYS AND EVERYTHING, 658 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,340 BUT, HEY, I'M DIFFERENT. 659 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,676 CAN WE START OVER? 660 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,644 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER? 661 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,280 GREAT. 662 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,183 [HORNS HONKING] 663 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,059 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 664 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,060 CHANGING. 665 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,228 IN MY CAR? 666 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,731 WELL, STOP THE CAR, AND I'LL CHANGE ON THE CORNER. 667 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:34,133 [BICYCLE BELL RINGING] 668 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:37,169 MAN, WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?! 669 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,038 GET OUT OF HERE! 670 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:39,839 GO! 671 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,207 YOU ARE SO GROUCHY. 672 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,943 SORRY. 673 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:45,878 SWEETHEART! 674 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,479 I'M GONNA OPEN UP ANOTHER BOTTLE 675 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:48,748 OF THE OLD NIGHTYARD. 676 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,717 BEAUTIFUL, BABY. 677 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,551 WHAT YOU WANT, PEACH OR WATERMELON? 678 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,654 THEY TASTE THE SAME. 679 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,488 WATERMELON IT IS. 680 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:57,624 OH, SHIT. 681 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:58,625 BABE! 682 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,493 I GOT ONE MORE HOT WING LEFT. 683 00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,095 WANT IT? 684 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,631 GO FOR IT, BABY. 685 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,032 HEY, BABY... 686 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,299 I'M THINKING... 687 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:10,637 MAYBE ME AND YOU SHOULD GO TO SHAKIM'S PARTY EARLY. 688 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:11,938 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 689 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,073 I THINK THERE'LL BE NONE OF THAT SHIT TONIGHT. 690 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:14,874 HUH? 691 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,308 SIT TIGHT, SWEETHEART! 692 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,444 BIG WILLY COMETH. 693 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:19,912 BIG WILLY... 694 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:20,813 COMETH? 695 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,915 COME ON, WILLY, WE GOT WORK TO DO. 696 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,117 [VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING] 697 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,398 UH, EXCUSE ME. 698 00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:40,633 UH, NICHOLAS. 699 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:41,834 NICHOLAS! 700 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,142 HMM. 701 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,845 THIS IS A GREAT TABLE. REALLY WONDERFUL. 702 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,948 THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO WITHOUT A RESERVATION, 703 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,817 BUT YOU'LL LOVE THE FOOD. 704 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,019 DO THEY SERVE SPAGHETTI HERE? 705 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,020 SPAGHETTI? 706 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,054 MM-HMM. 707 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,522 WOO, THIS IS A 3-STAR ITALIAN RESTAURANT. 708 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:06,726 YOU CAN HAVE ANY DISH YOU WANT, AUTHENTICALLY PREPARED, 709 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,560 AND YOU WANT SPAGHETTI? 710 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,064 WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST, HOME BOY ARDEE? 711 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,067 TRUST ME, OK? 712 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,339 YES, SIR. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 713 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,708 YES, YOU MAY. 714 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:26,512 I'D LIKE THE POLO AL PERDE--AL PERDEL. 715 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:29,581 FUNGUS DI GRES SCRATCHY-- 716 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,883 GRES SCUCCI. 717 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,484 YES, NUMBER 13, SIR. 718 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,686 YES. 719 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:35,888 AND... 720 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,156 UH, FOR THE LADY, 721 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,892 THE GALETTO DON CORNELIUS... 722 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:40,927 DON CORNELIUS? 723 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:42,762 THE NUMBER 23. VERY GOOD, SIR. 724 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,163 I UNDERSTAND. 725 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,365 UH, HOW ABOUT SOME WINE, YES? 726 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,466 UH, VERNA. 727 00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:49,969 UNA BOTTIGLIA DE CHIANTI, PER FAVORE, 728 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:53,439 CONTI CAPONE A TANTI DUE. 729 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,774 BENESSIMO, SIGNORINA. 730 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,108 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 731 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,181 OH, I LEARNED A LITTLE ITALIAN 732 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,116 WHILE DADDY WAS TOURING IN EUROPE. 733 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:06,786 I SPEAK A LITTLE ITALIAN, TOO, YOU KNOW? 734 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,788 "YO, THROUGHOUT MY HOUSE, MICK, MY HOUSE STINKS. 735 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:11,390 OR I STINK! I STINK, MICK." 736 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,792 STALLONE, GET IT? 737 00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:14,927 BUT... 738 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,396 YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION. 739 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,399 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 740 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,202 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, NOT AT THE MOMENT. 741 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:26,873 A LAWYER, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN SPOKEN FOR? 742 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,207 THAT'S SURPRISING. 743 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,376 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I'M A LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED. 744 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,011 WHO'S THIS? 745 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:33,212 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 746 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,214 YOU JUST GONNA STEAL SOMETHING THAT-- 747 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,884 YOU JUST GONNA TAKE SOMETHING OUT OF MY CRIB? 748 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,419 LIKE 'EM CHUNKY, DON'T YOU? 749 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,788 [WAITER SPEAKING ITALIAN] 750 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,389 ECCO IL VINO, SIGNORINA. 751 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,390 GRAZIE. 752 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,424 PREGO, PREGO. 753 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,592 DE NIENTE. 754 00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:49,028 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 755 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,730 ...COME SAMMY DAVIS JR. 756 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:58,670 VERY FUNNY. 757 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:00,239 WELL, YOU THINK MR. DON CORLEONE 758 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:03,109 COULD GET ME SOME WATER NEXT TIME, PLEASE? 759 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:08,280 I HATE WEDDINGS. 760 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,448 EXCUSE ME? 761 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,449 WAIT A MINUTE. 762 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:11,984 OH, MY GOD. 763 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,154 TOOKIE! 764 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:15,955 TOOKIE! 765 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:18,190 Woman: GOOD LORD. 766 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,291 TOOKIE! 767 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,492 TOOKIE! 768 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:21,861 [POUNDING WINDOW] 769 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,197 THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. COME MEET HER. 770 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,332 WAIT UP, TOOK! 771 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,434 WE'LL LOSE OUR TABLE. 772 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:29,335 AAH! 773 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:32,171 COINCIDENCE, KARMA, OR WHAT, GIRL? 774 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,473 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD'VE WORN THE HEADDRESS 775 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,175 LIKE THE OTHER BRIDESMAIDS? 776 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:37,877 ABSOLUTELY. IT'S TRADITION. 777 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,278 [TOOKIE WHIMPERS] 778 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,480 WOO, WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR TABLE. 779 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,815 WHAT THE-- 780 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,283 YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE 781 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,118 SHOWING YOUR FACE AROUND HERE, ERIC. 782 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,120 WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? 783 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,589 TOOKIE, YOU NEED YOUR GLASSES. 784 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:51,991 THIS IS NOT ERIC. 785 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:55,862 DAMN, IF YOU DON'T LOOK A LOT LIKE ERIC. 786 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,463 [SARCASTIC] HA HA HA. 787 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,898 WELL, DAMN, I AIN'T, OK? 788 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,232 LENS CRAFTERS. 789 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,901 THEY HAVE YOUR SHIT READY IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. 790 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,302 I'LL BE INSIDE, WOO. 791 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,137 WHAT IS UP WITH BRYANT GUMBEL? 792 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,306 HE IS A LITTLE STUFFY, ISN'T HE? 793 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,109 I'M TRYING TO LOOSEN HIM UP A LITTLE BIT. 794 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,581 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 795 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,676 HA. OOH. 796 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,778 HEY, I BROUGHT YOU A PIECE. 797 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:47,813 NO, THANK YOU. 798 00:30:47,813 --> 00:30:49,248 I DON'T WANNA RUIN MY APPETITE. 799 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,683 ALL RIGHT, SUIT YOURSELF. 800 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,684 MMM. 801 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,786 COCONUT MANGO. 802 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,956 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT TOOKIE, BUT... 803 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,491 SHE'S WITH THE, UM... 804 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:04,696 WHAT-- 805 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,799 WOULD YOU LIKE A BETTER VIEW? 806 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,101 SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR, OK? 807 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,972 WELL, THAT'S NOT SURPRISING, 808 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,441 SINCE THEY ALL DO FROM THE ASS DOWN, 809 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:16,475 TIMMY. 810 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,476 [CLANG] 811 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,445 OW. OW! 812 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:23,849 CAN'T THEY JUST MOVE THIS THING? 813 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,117 EXCUSE ME. 814 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,453 EXCUSE ME, SIR. HI. 815 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,288 SIR. OVER HERE. 816 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,190 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. 817 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:34,160 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 818 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,828 I AM DOING A LITTLE REDECORATING. 819 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,330 Woman: SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN. 820 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,665 WOO. 821 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:43,002 MISS, PLEASE DON'T TAMPER WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. 822 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,803 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT LIKE THIS? HUH? 823 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:47,273 WHY ARE WE SITTING AT THE FUNKY TABLE? 824 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,508 AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE FULL. 825 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:50,709 OH, YOU'RE FULL TONIGHT, 826 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:53,545 SO YOU SIT THE BLACK PEOPLE AT THE PUNK TABLE. 827 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,747 WE DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH IN THE FIELDS 828 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,149 TO DESERVE A DECENT TABLE? 829 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,718 SIR, LOOK, REALLY, THERE'S NO PROBLEM. 830 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:00,819 HEY! 831 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,688 I AM TALKING TO RICKY RICARDO HERE. 832 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,424 WE MIGHT AS WELL BE IN THE STORAGE ROOM, OK? 833 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:09,261 LOOK AT ALL OF THIS, HUH? AND WHAT ABOUT THIS ROPE? 834 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,300 [SCREAMING] 835 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:38,090 WHY YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR HAND ON ME, THOUGH? 836 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,291 AND DON'T COME BACK! 837 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:41,927 [GLASSES SHATTER] 838 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,195 OH, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH? 839 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,463 YES, IT'S LIKE THAT! 840 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,533 SCUSI. SIGNORE. UH, YOUR CHECK, SIR. 841 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,335 AND I TOOK THE LIBERTY 842 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,537 OF WRAPPING YOUR POLLO A LA GRATISCUCCI. 843 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:04,016 YOU DON'T--YOU DON'T NEED THOSE, DO YOU? 844 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,285 NO, NOT ANYMORE I DON'T. 845 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,420 LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN. 846 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,958 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE. 847 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:16,162 OH, COME ON, TIM. 848 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:19,565 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 849 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,576 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 850 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,658 * SEÑORA * 851 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,127 * WE'RE GONNA RIDE * 852 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,328 NO, NO. 853 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,396 COCO! 854 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:52,931 I SEE YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES, BOY. 855 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,400 CO, WHAT'S UP, BABY? 856 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,402 YO, YO, COSIGN, WHAT'S HAPPENING, BABY? 857 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,604 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT COSIGN SHIT. 858 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,406 MAN, HE JUST MESSING. 859 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:02,007 YO, MAN, FORGET ABOUT THEM. 860 00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:03,609 YOU NEED TO BE CHECKING OUT 861 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,010 SOME OF THESE HONEYS. 862 00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,312 YO, MAN, RELAX. 863 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:08,013 I SEE YOU FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT CRAZY GIRL. 864 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:10,416 HER NAME IS WOO, AND SHE'S NOT CRAZY, OK? 865 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,418 HEY, HEY, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRO. 866 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:16,722 I MEAN, I SEEN THE SISTER RUN FROM A BOTTLE OF COLOGNE. 867 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,527 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 868 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,206 BRAVO! 869 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,643 THAT'S MY KIND OF GIRL! 870 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:38,909 COME BACK! 871 00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:40,512 Woo: TIM? 872 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,114 WHEW. 873 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,051 HEY, TIM! 874 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:47,386 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 875 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,255 YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN! 876 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:52,056 YO, YO, YO. CHECK THAT OUT. 877 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:53,759 HEY, HEY! HEY, CUTIE! 878 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,129 NOT YOU. YOUR BOOTY. 879 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:00,666 LOOK IT. 880 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,067 LOOK AT THAT. 881 00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:03,068 HA HA HA. 882 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,470 ACTUALLY, I, UH... 883 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,205 Frankie: iMAMACITA! 884 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,673 HEY, FRANKIE. 885 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:08,874 I'M TELLING YOU, BOY, 886 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:11,076 SOMEBODY'S DEFINITELY GETTING LICKED TONIGHT. 887 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:12,744 YOU BETCHA, BABY. I TELL YOU. 888 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:15,080 DO YOU MIND... 889 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,348 ROCAINE? 890 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,584 THAT'S ROMAINE. 891 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:20,552 WHATEVER. 892 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:21,687 YO, YO. 893 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,022 YOU CHECK OUT THAT GIRL WITH THEM BIG ASS--UH... 894 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,491 TEETH. 895 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,093 COME ON, MAN. LET'S STEP OUT OF HERE. 896 00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,796 SEE HE DIDN'T USE THAT BALL AND BAT. 897 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:34,099 I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE FOR THOSE YOUNG MEN. 898 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,601 THEY DON'T RESPECT WOMEN. 899 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,836 LOOK, THEY AIN'T THAT BAD, OK? 900 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:38,737 Man: WHAT'S UP, WOO? 901 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,239 FRANKIE WORKS DOWN ON WALL STREET. 902 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,140 HEY, THESE ARE SOME TOGETHER BROTHERS. 903 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,011 WHOO! 904 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:47,413 NOW THIS IS ON! 905 00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:49,014 THIS IS ON, SONNY! 906 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:50,416 I SAW IT, BABY. YOU ARE THE MAN! 907 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,251 I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD SLAP ME! 908 00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:53,819 COME ON! 909 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,321 THANK YOU. 910 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,456 MMM. 911 00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:58,457 MMM! 912 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,859 NAH, I DON'T LIKE SPICY. IT'S JUST TOO-- 913 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,261 OH, LIVE! 914 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,462 SEÑORITA. 915 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:04,263 AAH! 916 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,264 CHEESE! 917 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,432 ES BUENO. 918 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,268 SO WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT PROPANE? 919 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:11,270 UM, ROMAINE HAS GOT HIS C.P.A. 920 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,871 THESE ARE SOME SMART... 921 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,673 AY. SHAKE IT, GIRL. 922 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,342 POLITICAL, SENSITIVE BROTHERS. 923 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,277 * AY TI YAY, AY TI YAY * 924 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:19,811 ARR. ARRRR. 925 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,413 Frankie: DAMN, BABY GIRL. LET ME SUCK THE LEFT ONE 926 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,415 AND MAKE THE RIGHT ONE JEALOUS. 927 00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:24,883 OH, ME SO HORNY. 928 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,318 WHOO! ME SO HORNY. 929 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,319 HEY, MIRA. 930 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,820 WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE 931 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,489 AND LET ME SHOW YOU MY TOOTSIE ROLL? 932 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,324 * TOOTSIE ROLL, MMM MMM * 933 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,525 * TOOTSIE ROLL * 934 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,795 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME YOUR TOOTSIE ROLL? 935 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:37,796 AW, SHIT. 936 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,898 HEY, WOO, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SHOW YOU 937 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,300 A DESIGNER STRAITJACKET? 938 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,302 [FALSE LAUGHTER] 939 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,304 YOU ARE SO FUNNY. 940 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,406 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE BEST ABOUT YOU? 941 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:48,707 OH, NO. HELL, NO. 942 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,442 TIM, YOU NEED TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR WOMAN. 943 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,644 HEY, MAN, Y'ALL STARTED THIS. 944 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:53,712 ROSA! 945 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,714 LOOK HERE, LET ME TALK TO YOU, GIRL. 946 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,916 I KNOW YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS. 947 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,318 LOOKY HERE. 948 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,320 NOW, DON'T THOSE FELLAS... 949 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,721 LOOK INTERESTING? 950 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,324 WE HAVE HERE THE FLAVOR OF... 951 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:06,458 MOCHA NUTHEAD... 952 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,327 Rosa: I HEAR YOU, GIRL. 953 00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:10,262 ...WITH A LITTLE JHERI-CURL COFFEE CREAM, 954 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:13,231 AND OVER THERE WE HAVE A LITTLE NAPPY ROAD. 955 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,334 OH, I SEE THE NAPPY ROAD. 956 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:17,269 FOCUS, MAN. FOCUS. 957 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,204 AY, CHIQUITITA. 958 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:21,340 DID SHE JUST CALL ME A CHICKEN FAJITA? 959 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,574 LATER FOR THIS SHIT, MAN. 960 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,743 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU GONNA ROLL WITH US, 961 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,678 OR ARE YOU GONNA WAIT FOR HER MEDICATION TO KICK IN? 962 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:27,746 [LAUGHING] 963 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,681 YOU'RE LUCKY ROMAINE DIDN'T HURT YOU. 964 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:32,117 OH, EXCUSE ME? I DON'T THINK SO. 965 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,151 GIMME A QUARTER. 966 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,486 GIMME GOT HIT BY A TRUCK. 967 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:38,156 MAY I HAVE A QUARTER, PLEASE? 968 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,191 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 969 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,760 HEY, HEY, HERE. 970 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,261 OK, TAKE IT. 971 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,770 Celestrial: IT'S ME, SUGAR. 972 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,972 YOU SHOULD NOT BE LISTENING TO THIS MACHINE. 973 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:54,873 YOU SHOULD BE OUT THERE 974 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,542 SEARCHING FOR THE ONE I PREDICTED. 975 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:57,909 I'M AT THE CLUB IF YOU NEED ME. 976 00:37:57,909 --> 00:38:00,712 YO, WOO, THIS SHAKIM. HIT ME ON THE CELLY, LOVER. 977 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,521 YEAH, WHO THIS? 978 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,623 IT'S WOO. WHAT'S UP, SHAKIM? 979 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,326 HEY, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 980 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,627 YOU COMING THROUGH? 981 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,428 [CLANG] 982 00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:17,796 YO, HOLD ON. 983 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,931 YOU NIGGERS SAID YOU WERE PROFESSIONAL MOVERS. 984 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,132 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TALK TO ME, PLEASE? 985 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,101 MAN, FORGET YOU. 986 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,202 Woo: SHAKIM. 987 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:25,871 HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 988 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,539 SHAKIM. HELLO. 989 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:29,708 YO, M.T., YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GIRL 990 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,443 AND A BAG OF PEARLS, RIGHT? 991 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,679 BUT PLEASE, GET YOUR BIG ASS UP OFF MY CAR. 992 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:36,448 YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND, PUTTING DENTS IN MY HOOD. 993 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:37,483 HEY, FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD. 994 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,517 IT AIN'T YOUR WORLD, BIG GIRL. 995 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:39,985 IT AIN'T YOUR WORLD. 996 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,353 EXCUSE ME. 997 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,555 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU COMING THROUGH? 998 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:46,024 NO, I'M NOT COMING. 999 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:47,926 YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1000 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:50,095 LOOK, THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 1001 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,363 DENISE! 1002 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:54,199 DENISE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU! 1003 00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:55,300 HEY, DENISE, YOU BETTER STOP! 1004 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:58,236 NEED A LIFT, SUCKER? 1005 00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,237 [LAUGHS] 1006 00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:01,172 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU! 1007 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,509 DENISE, LISTEN TO ME! 1008 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:05,744 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU! 1009 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,147 DAMN! 1010 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,849 AIN'T THIS A BITCH? 1011 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,387 I TOLD YOU NO. 1012 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,723 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T EVEN COME THROUGH, OK? 1013 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:18,924 DON'T EVEN COME THROUGH. 1014 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:20,759 SHA--HELLO? 1015 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,133 EXCUSE ME. 1016 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,270 WHO'S THAT? 1017 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:35,941 YEAH. ME AND HER GO WAY BACK. 1018 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:39,044 THAT'S THE GIRL FROM THE PICTURE. YEAH. 1019 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,712 MM-HMM? 1020 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:43,148 SHE NEEDED A CAR. SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CREDIT, 1021 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:46,552 SO LIKE A DAMN FOOL, I-- 1022 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:49,888 WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU COSIGN FOR THAT CAR? 1023 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,490 WELL, YEAH. 1024 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:54,092 I COSIGNED FOR THE CAR. SHE NEEDED ONE. 1025 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:57,295 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH HELL 1026 00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,730 TO GET THE CAR BACK. 1027 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,366 TIM, YOU'RE A LAWYER. SUE HER. 1028 00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:02,968 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 1029 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:04,536 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WATCH THINGS HAPPEN, 1030 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,438 AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. 1031 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,073 WHICH ONE ARE YOU? 1032 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,207 OH, I'M A MAKER. 1033 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:10,542 YEAH, I MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. 1034 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:13,311 OK, LET'S GET TO MAKING SOMETHING HAPPEN, FELLA. 1035 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,180 COME ON. 1036 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,015 THEN LETS SET IT OFF, THEN. 1037 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,518 YEAH, THAT'S HOW I DO IT, YOU KNOW? 1038 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,020 SEE, SYSTEMATIC. 1039 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,054 RIGHT. 1040 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,289 THERE YOU GO. 1041 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:25,356 VOILá. 1042 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:28,059 NOTHIN' BUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY. 1043 00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:33,198 WHERE'S MY MONEY? 1044 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:37,603 I SAID WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH? 1045 00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:39,471 UH-UH, WAIT. 1046 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,674 DAMN IT, LENNY. WHAT IS A CHICKEN HO? 1047 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:45,944 HEY, BABY, LOOK. 1048 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:49,815 SWEETHEART, I THOUGHT I EXPLAINED THIS TO YOU. 1049 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:53,351 YOU KNOW BIG DADDY LOVES CHICKEN. 1050 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:54,419 RIGHT? 1051 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:56,755 AND YOU KNOW BIG DADDY LOVES HOS. 1052 00:40:56,755 --> 00:41:00,291 AND YOU KNOW BIG DADDY LOVES YOU. 1053 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,495 THIS IS ONE TIME I THOUGHT WE'D DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 1054 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:04,630 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 1055 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:07,032 YOU LOOK SO GOOD. 1056 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:10,401 OK, FINE. ONE MINUTE. 1057 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,237 THAT'S ALL I'LL NEED. 1058 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,508 * HERE, CHICKY, CHICKY * 1059 00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:18,143 * CHICKY, CHICKY * 1060 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,477 * LITTLE CHICKY * 1061 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,680 COME ON, BABY. 1062 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,981 LET ME SEE THEM HOT WINGS. 1063 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,718 YEAH, YEAH. 1064 00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:28,687 LET ME SEE THEM THIGHS, CHICKY. 1065 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:32,390 OH, CHICKY, OH, CHICKY. 1066 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,225 DIRTY LITTLE CHICKEN. 1067 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,594 LET ME SEE THEM BREASTS. 1068 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:38,997 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 1069 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,098 OH, YEAH. 1070 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,967 YEAH. 1071 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,301 IT'S TIME FOR CHICKY TO EAT. 1072 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,402 WHAT? 1073 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:46,705 UH-UH. UH-UH. 1074 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,940 HERE, CHICKY, CHICKY, CHICKY. 1075 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,642 HERE, CHICKY, CHICKY, CHICKY. 1076 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,278 HERE, CHICKY, CHICKY, CHICKY. 1077 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,279 COME ON, WALK RIGHT. 1078 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:56,181 JUST LIKE I SHOWED YOU. 1079 00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,015 COME ON, CHICKY. 1080 00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,285 HERE, CHICKY, CHICKY, CHICKY. 1081 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:01,920 NOW CLUCK FOR ME. 1082 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,555 BAWK! 1083 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,225 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK! 1084 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,795 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK! 1085 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,797 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK! 1086 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:14,165 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK! 1087 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,266 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK! 1088 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:18,003 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK! 1089 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:19,605 BAWK! 1090 00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,506 EAT YOUR DINNER. 1091 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,708 OH, YEAH. 1092 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,843 OH, YEAH. 1093 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:27,312 GO FOR THE WORM, BABY. 1094 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,547 AH-CHOO! 1095 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,549 AH-CHOO! 1096 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,318 CHICKY GOT A LITTLE COLD. 1097 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,853 WHAT IS THAT, MUCUS? 1098 00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:36,054 NO, IT'S THESE FEATHERS. 1099 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,356 I'M ALLERGIC. 1100 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:39,490 CHICKEN HO. 1101 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:40,525 WHAT IS A CHICKEN HO? 1102 00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:42,928 I KNEW THIS WAS A SIN. 1103 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,330 BABY, IT'S NOT A SIN. IT'S A LITTLE FREAKY. 1104 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:46,497 CHICKEN HO! 1105 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,565 HOLD UP. NO! 1106 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,768 YOU WANT CHICKEN? 1107 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,403 YOU TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE COLONEL... 1108 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,239 PIMP DADDY. 1109 00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:59,444 THIS IS QUITE A NEIGHBORHOOD. 1110 00:42:59,444 --> 00:43:00,979 IS THIS WHERE THE PARTY IS? 1111 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:03,815 IT'S JUST A LITTLE CHILL-OUT SPOT. 1112 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,353 [HORN HONKS] 1113 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:26,938 [CAR ALARM BEEPS] 1114 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:33,211 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. BE RIGHT THERE. 1115 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,345 [WHISTLING] 1116 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:42,587 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LEAVE IT IN THE BATCAVE? 1117 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:45,290 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, 1118 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:48,193 BUT THIS BABY HAPPENS TO BE AN INVESTMENT. 1119 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:49,761 COME ON. 1120 00:43:51,697 --> 00:43:52,898 [CAR ALARM BEEPS] 1121 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:56,434 ARE YOU SURE THERE'S A CLUB IN HERE? 1122 00:43:56,434 --> 00:43:58,203 POSITIVE. WHAT IS THE MATTER? 1123 00:43:58,203 --> 00:44:01,372 JUST DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY OUTSIDE. THAT'S ALL. 1124 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,241 IT'S PRIVATE. 1125 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:05,610 I DON'T HEAR ANY MUSIC. 1126 00:44:05,610 --> 00:44:07,645 LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 1127 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,280 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST-- 1128 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,784 I DIDN'T SAY ALL THAT. JUST--THIS IS DIFFERENT. 1129 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,986 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN, RELAX. 1130 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,755 BREATHE. 1131 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,229 [LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 1132 00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:26,732 GOD DAMN! 1133 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:39,610 CAN I HELP YOU? 1134 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:40,779 UH, YEAH, HEY. 1135 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:42,914 I'M WITH THE SISTER WHO JUST WENT IN. 1136 00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:44,115 I DON'T KNOW YOU, 1137 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,951 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STEP, ALL RIGHT? 1138 00:44:45,951 --> 00:44:49,087 NO. YOU SEE, I WAS WITH THE SISTER-- 1139 00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:50,555 LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT TO READ THE BOOK 1140 00:44:50,555 --> 00:44:51,857 TO KNOW THE WHOLE STORY, BABY. 1141 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,959 SHE NOT HERE, SO FLOAT. 1142 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,727 GET ON WITH YOURS. 1143 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,965 PEACE, MAN. WHAT YOU SAY? 1144 00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,133 WHAT'S UP? HOW YOU DOING? 1145 00:45:04,970 --> 00:45:07,172 I'LL BE OVER IN AN HOUR, ALL RIGHT? 1146 00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:09,875 HEY, WOO! 1147 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,877 TIM, WHAT'S UP? 1148 00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:13,411 PLEASE TALK TO THIS MAN. 1149 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,712 YOU KNOW THIS PUNK? 1150 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,148 BEAST, PUT HIM DOWN. 1151 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,119 GET ON IN THE CLUB, LEISURE SUIT. 1152 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:28,493 WHAT IS HAPPENING? 1153 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,463 WHOO! WHAT'S UP? 1154 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,267 CALL ME. 1155 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:38,870 WHOO! 1156 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:03,428 [NEW SONG BEGINS] 1157 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:08,333 WHOO-HOO! 1158 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,501 THAT IS MY SONG! 1159 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:11,837 UHH! 1160 00:46:13,038 --> 00:46:16,674 * WE CAN HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT * 1161 00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:20,278 * ONLY IF YOU WOO IT RIGHT * 1162 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:23,581 * YOU TOOK TOO LONG TO ASK * 1163 00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:25,917 * NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN HANG WITH MY FLOW * 1164 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,185 * KEEP IT ON THE D-LOW * 1165 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:30,355 SO, YOU WANT TO DANCE? 1166 00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:32,824 NO! 1167 00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:34,826 YOU DON'T WANT TO DANCE? 1168 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:37,428 IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 1169 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:38,897 WHAT? 1170 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:41,232 BEEP, LEAVE A MESSAGE. 1171 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:44,169 I'M SORRY? 1172 00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:46,938 WOO, SLOW DOWN, PLEASE. 1173 00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:51,809 WOO! 1174 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,979 EXCUSE ME. 1175 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:55,746 THE MOMENT'S GONE, OK? 1176 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:57,182 I WANTED TO DANCE, 1177 00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:59,150 BUT INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING ME OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR, 1178 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,486 YOU HAD TO CONDUCT A SURVEY, 1179 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:06,224 AND NOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING WITH YOU, TIM. 1180 00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,393 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T-- 1181 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:10,828 WOO. 1182 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:14,399 TIM? 1183 00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,701 OH, ROGER, HI. 1184 00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,669 TIM, THIS IS MY, UH, NIECE. 1185 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:23,074 BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FOR THE HELP ON THAT BRIEF TODAY. 1186 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,943 UH, NO PROBLEM, 1187 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:26,277 MR. SMITH. 1188 00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:29,114 YEAH, THAT'S ROGER SMITH, ESQUIRE. 1189 00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:31,716 LISTEN. TIM IS THE BEST DAMN PARALEGAL IN THE FIRM, 1190 00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:34,685 AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. 1191 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,854 SO, THIS IS THE LITTLE WOMAN? 1192 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,856 WELL, UH... 1193 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,691 DON'T YOU WORRY 1194 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,527 YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD ABOUT TIM. 1195 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,296 I'M GONNA MAKE SURE HE PASSES THAT BAR EXAM 1196 00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:47,865 IF I'VE GOTTA TAKE IT FOR HIM MYSELF. 1197 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,901 [WOO LAUGHS] 1198 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,337 I'M HUNGRY. 1199 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:53,271 OK, BABY. 1200 00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:56,274 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HER. BABY. 1201 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:58,276 SHE'S THE YOUNGEST ON MY SISTER'S SIDE. 1202 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:02,447 Y'ALL HAVE A NICE EVENING, OK? 1203 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:03,548 BABY. 1204 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,050 THEY CALL HER BABY. 1205 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:08,053 THAT'S A TRIP, 'CAUSE SHE'S FINE, AIN'T SHE? 1206 00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:10,455 YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER? 1207 00:48:10,455 --> 00:48:12,890 NOT QUITE. WOO. 1208 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,559 I'M A LAW CLERK. 1209 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,461 SO YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD IMPRESS ME BY LYING? 1210 00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,896 I DIDN'T LIE. I WAS JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW. 1211 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,031 YOU, GO WITH THE FLOW? 1212 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,000 IF YOU DIDN'T THINK SO MUCH, 1213 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,668 WE COULD BE HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 1214 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,270 MAYBE WE COULD BE HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW 1215 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:27,472 IF YOU COULD CONTROL YOUR PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWINGS. 1216 00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:29,975 YOU'VE GOT A POINT. 1217 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,544 I COULD SAY THAT DIFFERENT. 1218 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,333 HI. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1219 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,367 SUCKER. 1220 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:57,935 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1221 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,405 SO WHAT? I LIED. 1222 00:49:00,405 --> 00:49:02,807 SHE'S THE ONE WHO PULLED MY PANTS DOWN. 1223 00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:04,142 OH? 1224 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:07,145 HEY, I'M A MAN. 1225 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:09,947 OH, I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE, BABY, 1226 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,582 AND I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU WORK OUT 1227 00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:13,218 WHATEVER YOUR PROBLEM IS, 1228 00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:16,087 JUST AS SOON AS YOU BUY ME A DRINK. 1229 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,423 BARTENDER! 1230 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,427 I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, RIGHT? 1231 00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:26,431 LET ME GET 2 CHAMPAGNES AND WHATEVER HE'S GONNA HAVE. 1232 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,166 I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHAMPAGNE. 1233 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:31,202 I GOT SPRING WATER AND MELTED ICE. 1234 00:49:31,202 --> 00:49:32,570 YOU AIN'T GOT NO LIQUOR? 1235 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,972 ARE YOU DEAF? 1236 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:38,543 HOME ALONE, MY NARROW ASS. 1237 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,078 I NEED ME A DRINK. 1238 00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:41,712 COME OUT TO THE CAR WITH ME, BABY. 1239 00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:42,947 HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT? 1240 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,716 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EXPERIENCING A CRISIS? 1241 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:47,485 JUST FORGET ABOUT HER, BABY. 1242 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,456 IF YOU GOT YOU A BOTTLE OF REMY AND A BLANKET-- 1243 00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:52,290 RRR. 1244 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,059 WE COULD HAVE US AN EVENING. 1245 00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:56,861 WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU? 1246 00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:58,663 DAMN. 1247 00:50:00,265 --> 00:50:03,801 MAN, THEY WOULD SELL A PACK OF HAIR TO ANYBODY. 1248 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:05,370 HAVING TROUBLES, HUH, DAWG? 1249 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:07,872 YOU CAN TALK TO ME, MAN. 1250 00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:09,140 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 1251 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:10,275 ALL RIGHT. 1252 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:12,343 SUPPOSE YOU MET A WOMAN, RIGHT? 1253 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:13,611 MM-HMM. 1254 00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,480 THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT HER. 1255 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,281 YEAH. 1256 00:50:16,281 --> 00:50:18,616 THERE'S A VIBE THERE. 1257 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,318 SO, WHAT'S SHE GOT? 1258 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:22,019 LIKE, SOME BIG TITTIES? 1259 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,590 A FAT ASS? 1260 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,425 NEVER MIND. 1261 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:29,360 Woo: WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? 1262 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,895 I TOLD YOU I WANT YOU WEARING MY PAGER! 1263 00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:32,697 GET OFF OF ME, LAMAR, OK? 1264 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,799 I'M NOT WEARING THAT CUSTOMIZED PAGER. 1265 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:41,038 LET ME GO RIGHT NOW! 1266 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,407 WHY? 1267 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,275 JUST RETURN MY PHONE CALLS. 1268 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,043 I JUST WANT TO TALK, ALL RIGHT? 1269 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,044 GIVE ME A SECOND. 1270 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,679 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1271 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:50,415 WHAT YOU GOT TO DO WITH THIS, NIGGER? 1272 00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:53,184 HEY, WE HAVE NO PROBLEM. 1273 00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:55,019 WHAT ARE YOU, THE FUCKING REGULATOR? 1274 00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:57,788 THIS IS MY WOMAN, FOOL. GO ON. TELL HIM. 1275 00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,957 EX-WOMAN, LAMAR, OK? 1276 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:02,193 AND YOU REALLY NEED TO GET WITH THAT. 1277 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:04,395 LOOK HERE, GIRL. 1278 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:06,831 I AIN'T GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN. 1279 00:51:06,831 --> 00:51:10,401 HEY, THE SISTER IS WITH ME. 1280 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,670 YOU KNOW, YOU KEEP PLAYING THE HERO, 1281 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,672 AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR ASS FUCKED UP. 1282 00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:16,207 LOOK... 1283 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:22,813 Man: NIGGER GOT A GUN! 1284 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,228 LAMAR, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT HIM. 1285 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,597 YES, I DID. 1286 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:42,567 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1287 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:43,634 OH, YEAH. 1288 00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:45,170 NOW WHAT? 1289 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:47,305 NOW WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO SAY, BROTHER? 1290 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,106 [ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] 1291 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,775 WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO SAY NOW? 1292 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,109 I KNOW YOU AIN'T TRYIN' TO SAY NOTHING. 1293 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,944 YOU AIN'T SAYIN' NOTHIN' BUT A WORD. 1294 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:57,047 OUT OF THE CENTER, OR I'LL BEND YOUR LEISURE SUIT. 1295 00:51:57,047 --> 00:51:58,283 THIS BROTHER HERE, MAN. 1296 00:51:58,283 --> 00:51:59,484 YOU KNOW WHAT, WOO? 1297 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,419 EVERY WEEK IT'S SOMETHING NEW WITH YOU. 1298 00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:03,554 YOU AND SAMMY DAVIS GOTTA GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF HERE. 1299 00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:06,824 ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 1300 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,493 COME ON. 1301 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:12,363 Beast: LOOKING LIKE TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM. 1302 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:13,798 BRINGING UP JERRY'S KIDS. 1303 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:18,068 YOU GOT ME, HUH? 1304 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,604 YOU GOT ME AGAIN. 1305 00:52:19,604 --> 00:52:20,671 LENNY! 1306 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,873 LENNY PUT YOU UP TO THIS, DIDN'T HE? 1307 00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:25,543 THAT'S IT. LENNY FOUND THE FINEST WOMAN HE COULD, 1308 00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,945 AND HE WANTS TO SEE HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE 1309 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:29,714 BEFORE I SAY, "FUCK IT." 1310 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,016 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1311 00:52:32,016 --> 00:52:33,884 FUCK IT, ALL RIGHT?! 1312 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,653 YOU WIN, OK? 1313 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:40,625 I BET YOU WOO ISN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME, IS IT? 1314 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:43,394 IT'S COOL. WHY DON'T WE JUST GET IN THE CAR, 1315 00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:44,862 AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME, OK? 1316 00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:45,896 [CAR ALARM BEEPS] 1317 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:48,165 [ALARM GOES OFF] 1318 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,971 WHAT?! 1319 00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:55,440 MY CAR! 1320 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,109 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS SHIT NOW? 1321 00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,846 DON'T YOU SAY A WORD. 1322 00:53:08,386 --> 00:53:09,954 IS MY NAME CRAYOLA? 1323 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:11,188 OH, I GETS MY MAN. 1324 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,790 WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ON, 1325 00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,292 'CAUSE LAST WEEK IN THE GROCERY STORE, 1326 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:15,760 ME AND HER WAS ABOUT TO GET TO BOXING. 1327 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,962 GIRL, HER BABY AIN'T GOT NO INFANT MEAL 1328 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,430 OR SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT. 1329 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,867 MM-MMM, 'CAUSE LENE TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO GET WITH HIM. 1330 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:24,935 EXCUSE ME. 1331 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,804 I COULD HAVE BEEN FLYER IF I'D GOTTEN MY ORANGE 1332 00:53:26,804 --> 00:53:28,539 PATENT LEATHER SUIT OUT OF THE CLEANER'S. 1333 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,942 Woo: I'LL BE IN A CELL. MY FRIEND IS HERE. 1334 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,511 FINE. EXCUSE ME. 1335 00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:37,948 HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND, PURINA. 1336 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,650 WHAT? 1337 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:42,287 MY CAR WAS STOLEN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR AGO. 1338 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:43,421 HAVE YOU REPORTED IT? 1339 00:53:43,421 --> 00:53:45,390 THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE. 1340 00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:46,691 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 1341 00:53:46,691 --> 00:53:48,158 IT TOOK ME SOME TIME TO WALK-- 1342 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:50,160 IS THERE SOMEONE I COULD TALK TO, PLEASE? 1343 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,863 YOU GOT THE WRONG FORMS. CHILL OUT. 1344 00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:53,898 HELLO, PURINA. 1345 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,433 WELL, THEN, CALL ME BACK. 1346 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:59,136 GIRL, USE 911. I'LL GET IT. OK. 1347 00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:00,771 HERE YOU GO. 1348 00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:02,473 YOU'RE ALL SET. 1349 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:06,377 NOW, EXACTLY-- EXCUSE ME. 1350 00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:07,878 EXCUSE ME. 1351 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:14,885 OK, I NEED TO SEE YOUR REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 1352 00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:17,322 IT'S IN THE CAR. I LEAVE IT IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 1353 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:18,556 THAT'S AWFULLY DUMB. 1354 00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:20,558 YOU LEAVE YOUR LICENSE THERE, TOO? 1355 00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:23,494 LOOK, IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT, OK? 1356 00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:25,363 ALL I WANT TO DO IS REPORT A STOLEN CAR 1357 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,864 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 1358 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:30,167 CAN I PLEASE TALK TO SOMEONE WHO'S GOT A G.E.D.? 1359 00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:32,837 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1360 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:33,804 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 1361 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,906 I ALMOST GOT MY G.E.D., MOTHERFUCKER, 1362 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:37,174 SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! 1363 00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,810 I KNOW YOU BETTER QUIT TRIPPIN'. 1364 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:41,211 LOOK... 1365 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:42,713 I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEVER FIND 1366 00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:44,549 YOUR LITTLE RAGGEDY-ASS CAR. 1367 00:54:44,549 --> 00:54:45,750 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, CRAYOLA? 1368 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,352 ITTY-BITTY NEGRO COMMITTEE 1369 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:49,153 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT HIS MOUTH. 1370 00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:50,821 I-- SHUT UP. 1371 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:51,889 WHAT DID HE DO? 1372 00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:53,491 STOLEN CAR. 1373 00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:56,260 OH, YOU STOLE A CAR, HUH? 1374 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,562 IT'S MY CAR, MAN! 1375 00:54:57,562 --> 00:55:00,498 YEAH, LET'S SEE SOME I.D., BROTHER. 1376 00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:02,066 Crayola: 911. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 1377 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:03,267 HEY, PURINA, GIRL. 1378 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,335 WHAT'S GOING ON, TONY? 1379 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,836 CAN YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1380 00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:06,904 YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 1381 00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:09,707 WELL, KIND OF. IT'S OUR FIRST DATE. 1382 00:55:09,707 --> 00:55:11,175 YOU KNOW, BUT HE'S OK. 1383 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:14,011 WELL, IF YOU SAY HE'S COOL. 1384 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,346 LISTEN, BABY, I GOTTA JET, 1385 00:55:15,346 --> 00:55:17,382 BUT WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOUR CAR. 1386 00:55:17,382 --> 00:55:19,049 THANK YOU. 1387 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:22,853 Crayola: I'M NOT CATCHING A BUS TO A PARTY 1388 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,222 IN MY GEAR, OK? 1389 00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:28,459 YOU FUCK HER OVER, AND IT'S YOUR ASS. 1390 00:55:28,459 --> 00:55:31,496 I'VE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU, MAN. JOHNNIE COCHRAN. 1391 00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:32,997 UH-HUH. YEAH. 1392 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:39,937 WATCH IT. 1393 00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:45,443 ARE YOU OK? 1394 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,711 AM I OK? 1395 00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:51,882 NO, I AM NOT OK! I AM DEFINITELY NOT OK, OK? 1396 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:54,419 WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS HASN'T BEEN 1397 00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:57,254 THE MOST FANTABULOUS DATE FOR ME, EITHER, 1398 00:55:57,254 --> 00:55:59,657 SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP CRYING. 1399 00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:02,427 STOP CRY--I'M GOING HOME. 1400 00:56:02,427 --> 00:56:05,963 I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED, TIM. 1401 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:07,264 YOU NEED TO RELAX. 1402 00:56:07,264 --> 00:56:10,100 OK, NOW LISTEN. 1403 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,603 IF YOU WEREN'T SO UPTIGHT, 1404 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,304 MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T GET INTO ALL THE TROUBLE 1405 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:16,240 THAT YOU'VE BEEN GETTING INTO. 1406 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,808 OH, I'M THE TROUBLE? 1407 00:56:17,808 --> 00:56:20,778 WELL, YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1408 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,616 I KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH YOU. 1409 00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:27,785 YOU'RE TOO FINE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 1410 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:29,787 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. PEOPLE BEEN TELLING YOU 1411 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:31,522 YOU'RE SO FINE ALL YOUR LIFE, 1412 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:33,323 AND YOU'RE STARTING TO BELIEVE THE HYPE. 1413 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,125 THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 1414 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,827 YOU GOT FINE-ITIS. 1415 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:42,867 I GIVE UP. I GIVE UP! 1416 00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,201 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1417 00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:45,770 HERE. 1418 00:56:45,770 --> 00:56:47,171 HERE. 1419 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:48,506 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A CAB 1420 00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:51,008 TO WHATEVER ELSE YOU DECIDE TO DESTROY TONIGHT? 1421 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:53,010 DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS. 1422 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:56,413 I DON'T NEED YOUR LITTLE BIT OF CHUMP CHANGE. 1423 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,994 TAXI. 1424 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:25,075 NOW, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO GO AFTER HER. 1425 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:29,246 HEY, AREN'T YOU-- 1426 00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:32,583 YOUR CONSCIENCE. 1427 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:34,985 MY CONSCIENCE LOOKS LIKE BILLY DEE? 1428 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:38,523 THINK OF ME AS THE BILLY DEE IN YOU. 1429 00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:41,358 WORKS FOR ME. 1430 00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:43,561 SO... 1431 00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:45,563 WHY AREN'T YOU GOING AFTER HER? 1432 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:46,597 FOR A SUBCONSCIOUS, 1433 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,165 YOU GOT A MIGHTY SHORT MEMORY. 1434 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:49,433 THIS ISN'T MAHOGANY. 1435 00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:50,735 I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS ON MY HANDS 1436 00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,102 THAN TO BE WORRYING ABOUT SOME CRAZY BABE. 1437 00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:55,139 WHY DON'T YOU SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH THE WOMAN? 1438 00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:58,843 CHECK HER OUT. FIND OUT WHAT MOTIVATES HER. 1439 00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:00,611 IT'LL TAKE SOME ENERGY, 1440 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:03,047 BUT IT WON'T KILL YOU. 1441 00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:04,515 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1442 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,984 WELL, MY LITTLE BROTHER, 1443 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:10,020 IF YOU REALLY LIKE HER, YOU WON'T LET HER GET AWAY. 1444 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:14,358 SHE MIGHT BE... 1445 00:58:14,358 --> 00:58:16,126 THE BEGINNING... 1446 00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:17,928 OF SOMETHING... 1447 00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:23,000 SPECTACULARLY BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR LIFE. 1448 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:29,540 Diana Ross: * DO YOU KNOW... * 1449 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,742 OH! 1450 00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:35,813 Woo: WHAT A BABY. 1451 00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:38,015 OK, SO THE NIGHT DIDN'T GO THAT SMOOTHLY, 1452 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,184 BUT HE'S THE ONE THAT LIED ABOUT BEING A LAWYER. 1453 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:41,886 YEAH. WHERE TO, LADY? 1454 00:58:41,886 --> 00:58:44,555 YOU BE TRIPPIN', MAN. YOU CAN'T GET US IN. 1455 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:46,757 YO, I TOLD YOU I'M A FRIEND OF YERBIE'S. 1456 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,560 AND I TOLD YOU YERBIE AIN'T HERE. 1457 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,361 THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY. 1458 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,429 YOU BE BULLSHITTING, HOP. 1459 00:58:52,429 --> 00:58:53,698 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T GET US IN. 1460 00:58:53,698 --> 00:58:55,365 I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS, ALL RIGHT? 1461 00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:57,434 COME HERE, LITTLE BLUE MOON. 1462 00:58:57,434 --> 00:58:58,769 PLAYING HARDBALL, HUH? 1463 00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:00,004 WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE? 1464 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:03,240 50, 75, $1.00? 1465 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,441 [DROPS CHANGE] 1466 00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:06,410 GOD DAMN! 1467 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:07,511 HEY, MARY. 1468 00:59:07,511 --> 00:59:09,246 HEY, WOO. HOW YOU DOING? 1469 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:10,547 GREAT. CARRIE'S BACK. 1470 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,882 Mary: YOU KNOW THEM? 1471 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:18,623 YOU GUYS SHOULD COME IN WITH ME. 1472 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,390 WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT? 1473 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,458 WE AIN'T THAT DESPERATE. 1474 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,526 Hop: YOU JUST KICKED MY NICKELS, 1475 00:59:22,526 --> 00:59:23,994 YOU NICKEL-KICKING HEIFER. 1476 00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:26,330 WE WITH HER. 1477 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:28,999 Hop: DON'T GO IN WITHOUT ME. 1478 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:30,000 DAMN. 1479 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,938 YOU BETTER BEAM ME DOWN ANOTHER QUARTER. 1480 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,547 GOOD GOOGAH-MOOGAH! 1481 00:59:43,547 --> 00:59:45,282 UH, YO, UH... 1482 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:47,284 WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS? 1483 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:49,620 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1484 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,521 SOME HARD-LOOKING SISTERS UP IN HERE. 1485 00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:53,323 AND BIG, TOO. 1486 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:54,759 SHIT. Y'ALL TRIPPIN'. 1487 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:56,627 LOOK AT THEM CALVES. 1488 00:59:56,627 --> 00:59:58,362 SOME OF THESE WOMEN GOT IT GOING ON. 1489 00:59:58,362 --> 01:00:00,297 I'M ABOUT TO GO TO WORK. 1490 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,633 CALL ME ON MY LUNCH BREAK. 1491 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,338 HEY, WOO, WHERE YOU GOING? 1492 01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:19,784 CELESTRIAL, THERE YOU ARE. 1493 01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:21,185 HEY, SO YOU GOT MY MESSAGE. 1494 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:22,820 OH, YOU LOOK FIERCE, MISS THING. 1495 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:26,323 DID I PREDICT TWINS? 1496 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:27,792 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 1497 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,727 OH, COME AND HAVE A SEAT. 1498 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:33,263 THERE IS DEFINITELY A VIBE UP IN HERE. 1499 01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:34,598 UM, EXCUSE ME. 1500 01:00:34,598 --> 01:00:37,134 UM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, 1501 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,736 BUT IS THAT A PAPER BAG THAT YOU'RE WEARING? 1502 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:40,805 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT IS. 1503 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:42,472 I'M A DESIGNER/ASTROLOGER. 1504 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:46,276 I BELIEVE IN ALL THAT COSMIC CARRYING ON AND OOH-LA-LA. 1505 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:49,246 MAKES SENSE TO ME. 1506 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:50,681 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1507 01:00:50,681 --> 01:00:53,884 HOME ALONE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD TONIGHT. 1508 01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:55,619 I WOULD HAVE BEEN DRY, AT LEAST. 1509 01:00:55,619 --> 01:00:58,122 KICK LENNY'S ASS. 1510 01:00:58,122 --> 01:00:59,824 [CLATTER] 1511 01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:05,429 SURE AM GLAD I TOOK THOSE KUNG FU LESSONS. 1512 01:01:05,429 --> 01:01:08,833 YEAH. MAN WOULD BE A FOOL TO MESS WITH A BROTHER 1513 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,368 WHO KNOWS 13 FORMS OF CHINESE KUNG FU. 1514 01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:13,037 WAH! 1515 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:15,706 [BOTTLE ROLLS] 1516 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:17,808 YEAH. 1517 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:21,912 NOTHING BUT A "G" THING, BABY. 1518 01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:31,789 OH! 1519 01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:33,457 GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 1520 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:36,894 YOU WANT MY MONEY? 1521 01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:38,662 WHAT IS IT, SMURF NIGHT IN THE GHETTO? 1522 01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:40,931 I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS SESAME STREET. 1523 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:42,132 WHO ARE YOU, ELMO? 1524 01:01:48,272 --> 01:01:51,041 THE SISTER ASKED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY. 1525 01:01:52,409 --> 01:01:55,980 DAMN, SHE GOT A FAT ASS. 1526 01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:40,590 Tim: HA! YES, YES! 1527 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:41,959 I OUGHT TO BUST YOUR ASS! 1528 01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:43,327 YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 1529 01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:45,062 HOO! 1530 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,236 Woman: THAT'S RIGHT. 1531 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:54,538 Tim: LOOKY HERE. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? 1532 01:02:54,538 --> 01:02:55,906 A 20. 1533 01:02:55,906 --> 01:02:57,641 Celestrial: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT? 1534 01:02:57,641 --> 01:02:59,143 HE WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 1535 01:02:59,143 --> 01:03:00,845 THAT HAS TO ANALYZE EVERYTHING. 1536 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:02,146 FROM THE MOMENT THAT WE MET 1537 01:03:02,146 --> 01:03:03,147 TILL WE GOT TO THE POLICE STATION, 1538 01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:04,481 HIS LITTLE BRAIN WAS JUST-- 1539 01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:07,117 WAIT. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE POLICE STATION? 1540 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,785 HIS CAR GOT STOLEN, BUT ANYWAY-- 1541 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,154 HIS CAR GOT STOLEN? 1542 01:03:10,154 --> 01:03:12,556 HE'LL GET IT BACK, BUT THANK THE GODDESS 1543 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:14,791 THAT WE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB WHEN WE DID. 1544 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,493 WAIT. YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB, TOO? 1545 01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:17,794 WELL, AFTER THE FIGHT. 1546 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,529 WHAT FIGHT? 1547 01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:20,797 YOU KNOW HOW LAMAR IS. 1548 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,599 HE CAN'T TAKE "DROP DEAD" FOR AN ANSWER. 1549 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:24,768 HE FOUGHT LAMAR OVER YOU? 1550 01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:26,036 WELL, KIND OF. 1551 01:03:26,036 --> 01:03:28,172 IT WAS MORE LIKE HE GOT PUNCHED OUT. 1552 01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:31,375 SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU SAYING IS WRONG WITH THE BROTHER? 1553 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:35,112 HE'S JUST--I MEAN-- 1554 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,147 AFTER SOME OF THE WRETCHED LOWLIFE MEN I'VE SEEN YOU WITH, 1555 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,682 HE SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER TO ME. 1556 01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:40,184 GIRL. 1557 01:03:40,184 --> 01:03:42,619 ARE YOU SURE YOU EVEN TOOK THE TIME TO NOTICE? 1558 01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:45,355 IT'S IN THE STARS, WOO. 1559 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,192 NOW, THAT WAS A DUDE IN THAT DRESS! 1560 01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:49,659 THAT WAS SOMEBODY'S FATHER, GIRL! 1561 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,361 SHOULDERS. 1562 01:03:51,361 --> 01:03:52,362 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1563 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:57,001 LOOK, I GOTTA GO. 1564 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:01,538 WOO, WAIT. 1565 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:06,210 LOOK HERE. HEY. HEY, YO, YO. 1566 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:08,212 I'M THE MAN UP IN THIS SPOT! 1567 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:11,081 YO! AND I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT MY BOYS. 1568 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:15,852 I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO ADRIAN, CHRISTINA... 1569 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,821 AND MANINA. 1570 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:19,489 [LAUGHING] 1571 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:21,758 HI. 1572 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,460 YOU POUTING? YOU POUTING? 1573 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,394 NO. 1574 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:26,931 QUIT THAT POUTING. QUIT THAT POUTING. 1575 01:04:26,931 --> 01:04:29,199 ALL RIGHT, YO, I GOT ALL OF THEM IN TOW. 1576 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,901 HEY, WHO'S IN MY POCKET? 1577 01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:32,702 I'M DADDY. 1578 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:33,904 CALL ME DADDY. 1579 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:35,839 DADDY. DADDY. 1580 01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:37,774 STOP THAT POUT. 1581 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:40,477 GIVE ME A KISS. GIVE ME SOME SUGAR. 1582 01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:41,511 UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1583 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:44,214 Y'ALL PARTY UP. SHOW MY BOYS A GOOD TIME. 1584 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,015 PHYLLIS! 1585 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:46,116 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1586 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,952 MY GIRLFRIEND GOT THAT SAME DRESS. 1587 01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:49,419 YOU KNOW, WE IN LOVE. 1588 01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:51,388 I MEAN, LIKE, REALLY IN LOVE. 1589 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:54,291 Man: SO AM I, BABY. COME HERE. 1590 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,326 * WAY-OH * 1591 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:58,162 * GIRL, YOUR BOOTY IS SO ROUND * 1592 01:04:58,162 --> 01:04:59,363 * LET ME LOOK YOU UP AND DOWN * 1593 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:00,364 DAMN. 1594 01:05:00,364 --> 01:05:01,932 * CAN I FEEL YOU ONE MORE TIME? * 1595 01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:03,867 * I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'RE MINE * 1596 01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:05,502 * IF I CANNOT BE WITH YOU * 1597 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:07,437 * MAYBE I COULD HAVE A TASTE * 1598 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:09,273 * PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, GIRL * 1599 01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:11,075 * AND YOUR KISSES ON MY FACE * 1600 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,276 * BOOM, BOOM, BOOM * 1601 01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:13,877 * NOW LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY-OH * 1602 01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:14,878 * WAY-OH * 1603 01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,080 * SAY BOOM, BOOM, BOOM * 1604 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,414 * NOW LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY-OH * 1605 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,215 * WAY-OH * 1606 01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:19,549 * SAY BOOM, BOOM, BOOM * 1607 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:21,385 * NOW LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY-OH * 1608 01:05:21,385 --> 01:05:22,219 * WAY-OH * 1609 01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:23,420 * SAY BOOM, BOOM, BOOM * 1610 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,022 * NOW LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY-OH * 1611 01:05:25,022 --> 01:05:26,156 * WAY-OH * 1612 01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:27,557 * GIRL, YOUR BOOTY IS SO FINE * 1613 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,526 * LET ME LOOK YOU UP AND DOWN * 1614 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:31,095 * CAN I FEEL YOU ONE MORE TIME? * 1615 01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:33,297 NO, HOP! NO! 1616 01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:35,199 * IF I CANNOT BE WITH YOU * 1617 01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:37,501 * MAYBE I COULD HAVE A TASTE... * 1618 01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:51,015 * GONNA BE SEARCHING * 1619 01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:52,082 * FOR YOUR LOVE * 1620 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:53,917 * OH, BABY, I DON'T KNOW * 1621 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:56,086 * JUST WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR * 1622 01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:58,888 * BOY, I'LL BE SEARCHING * 1623 01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:00,324 * FOR YOUR LOVE * 1624 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:02,026 * OH, BABY, I DON'T KNOW * 1625 01:06:02,026 --> 01:06:04,461 * JUST WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR * 1626 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,664 * BABY, I'VE BEEN THINKIN' 'BOUT YOU * 1627 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,533 * AND IF YOU EVER KNEW * 1628 01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:11,401 * ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO * 1629 01:06:11,401 --> 01:06:13,537 * LOVE AND HOLD AND SQUEEZE AND PLEASE YOU * 1630 01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:15,405 * NEVER GET YOU OFF MY MIND * 1631 01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,707 * THINKIN' 'BOUT YOU ALL THE TIME * 1632 01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:19,576 * AND HOPIN' THAT YOU WANT ME, TOO * 1633 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,079 * BABY, CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, AND... * 1634 01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:24,081 * BOY, YOU'RE SO EXCITING * 1635 01:06:24,081 --> 01:06:26,083 * AND SO INVITING * 1636 01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:28,252 * I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, BOY * 1637 01:06:28,252 --> 01:06:29,953 * GONNA BRING YOU SO MUCH JOY * 1638 01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:32,222 * GONNA BE SEARCHING * 1639 01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:33,457 * FOR YOUR LOVE * 1640 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:35,359 * OH, BABY, I DON'T KNOW * 1641 01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:37,361 * JUST WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR * 1642 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:40,764 * BOY, I'LL BE SEARCHING * 1643 01:06:40,764 --> 01:06:42,566 * FOR YOUR LOVE... * 1644 01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:44,801 WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! 1645 01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:46,936 Woo: SORRY. 1646 01:06:46,936 --> 01:06:49,673 NEED A LIFT? 1647 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:52,642 WHY? 1648 01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:54,211 WHY? 1649 01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:11,395 Driver: HELPS WITH THE WETNESS. 1650 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:23,640 YOU BETTER TAKE THAT WET SHIRT OFF 1651 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,209 BEFORE YOU CATCH A COLD. 1652 01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,577 OH, WHAT? YOU THINK THAT I'M TOO STUPID TO KNOW 1653 01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:31,748 THAT I GOT ON A WET-ASS SHIRT THAT I GOT TO TAKE OFF? 1654 01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:36,220 WELL, I'M NOT. 1655 01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:39,489 DO I SENSE A LITTLE ATTITUDE PROBLEM? 1656 01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:42,759 YEAH. YOU SENSE A WET-NIGGER WHO'S-HAD-IT-UP-TO-HERE 1657 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:44,094 ATTITUDE PROBLEM. 1658 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:47,231 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU'RE SENSIN', WOO. 1659 01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:50,134 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN MARRIED? 1660 01:07:50,134 --> 01:07:51,601 Both: WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 1661 01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:52,769 WHAT? 1662 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,838 YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER BROOKLYN FOR THIS GUY, 1663 01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,005 YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED? 1664 01:07:56,005 --> 01:07:58,175 YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME? 1665 01:07:58,175 --> 01:08:00,644 ALL OVER BROOKLYN? LET ME CHECK THE METER. 1666 01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:03,913 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THIS CAB? "42.50"? 1667 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,515 YOU SPENT 42.50 LOOKING FOR ME? 1668 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:09,853 UM, IS THAT WHAT THE METER SAYS? 42.50? 1669 01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:14,591 OH, I GET IT NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 1670 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,792 YEAH. YOU THINKING I'M GONNA PAY FOR THIS, AIN'T YOU? 1671 01:08:16,792 --> 01:08:18,060 YEAH, WELL, I'M BROKE. 1672 01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:19,429 IF YOU WANT MY MONEY, 1673 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:22,566 GO FIND THE LITTLE NUBIAN MIDGET THAT TOOK MY SHIT. 1674 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:25,734 THAT'S NOT WHAT I NEED, TIM. 1675 01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:27,504 WELL, WHAT DO YOU NEED? 1676 01:08:28,971 --> 01:08:31,175 Driver: OH, DEAR LORD. 1677 01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:32,442 SO SORRY. 1678 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:35,645 I NEED YOU TO STOP DRIPPING ALL OVER ME. 1679 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,687 I STRONGLY SUGGEST 1680 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:47,457 THAT YOU LEARN HOW TO APPRECIATE A BROTHER LIKE ME. 1681 01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:51,728 HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. 1682 01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:57,066 [CLEARS THROAT] 1683 01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:59,636 YEAH, WELL, I, UH... 1684 01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:03,673 I GUESS... 1685 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:08,712 I GUESS I CAN FORGIVE YOU, 1686 01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:11,381 BUT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN TRIPPIN'. 1687 01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,417 I KNOW. 1688 01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:17,821 I'VE BEEN TRIPPIN' ALL NIGHT. 1689 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:24,828 YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ONE MORE STOP WITH ME? 1690 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:26,162 PLEASE? 1691 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:39,376 Tim: WOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1692 01:09:39,376 --> 01:09:42,379 Woo: JUST STAY HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1693 01:09:44,147 --> 01:09:46,350 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 1694 01:10:14,110 --> 01:10:15,679 UM, EXCUSE ME. 1695 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,682 SHAKIM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1696 01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:21,785 LOOK WHO DECIDED TO DROP BY AND FUCK UP OUR THING. 1697 01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:22,952 UH, CHOCOLATE DELIGHT, 1698 01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:24,788 I'D JUST LIKE TO TALK TO SHAKIM A MINUTE. 1699 01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:27,357 NO, NO, NO. LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, OK? 1700 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,426 LET'S GET A COUPLE OF THINGS STRAIGHT HERE, OK? 1701 01:10:29,426 --> 01:10:31,561 I NEED TO LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY. 1702 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:33,530 I'M A MAN NOW, WOO, OK? 1703 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:37,000 I GOT HAIR ON MY CHIN, MY CHEST, AND MY BALLS, 1704 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,335 WHICH MAKES IT OFFICIAL. 1705 01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,537 YOU'RE DAMN SURE A MAN, BABY. 1706 01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:42,872 UH, SHAKIM-- 1707 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,241 NOW, LOOK, NO, I DON'T NEED YOU COMING AROUND HERE 1708 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,243 TRYING TO MESS UP MY LITTLE-- 1709 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,779 SHAKIM! SHUT IT UP FOR ONE MINUTE. 1710 01:10:49,779 --> 01:10:51,615 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK THIS BITCH'S ASS. 1711 01:10:51,615 --> 01:10:54,217 HOLD IT, HOLD IT! HOLD! HOLD! HOLD! 1712 01:10:54,217 --> 01:10:55,919 COME ON! 1713 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,959 NOW WHAT? 1714 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,561 JUST LET ME TALK. 1715 01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:07,964 LOOK. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY, WOO? 1716 01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:10,834 WHAT I WANT TO SAY... 1717 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:13,236 IS THAT I'M HAPPY 1718 01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:15,238 FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. 1719 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:18,775 OK? AND I'M VERY SORRY 1720 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,910 THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU 1721 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,278 OR YOU. 1722 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,247 I'VE REALIZED THAT... 1723 01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:26,249 NO MATTER WHERE YOU FIND LOVE 1724 01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:28,284 OR WHO GIVES IT TO YOU, IT'S A GOOD THING. 1725 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:31,855 SO I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS. 1726 01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:33,256 LOOK AT THIS. 1727 01:11:33,256 --> 01:11:35,592 COME HERE, GIRL. 1728 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:47,904 AW, HELL, NO. HELL, NO, WOO. 1729 01:11:47,904 --> 01:11:49,906 I DID NOT RIDE AROUND NEW YORK CITY 1730 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:52,008 ALL NIGHT LONG TO GET MY ASS CHEWED UP 1731 01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:55,779 AND SPIT OUT, FOR YOU TO END UP WITH NEON NEGRO. 1732 01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:56,980 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU HAD 1733 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,415 SOME OLD SCARECROW-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER 1734 01:11:58,415 --> 01:11:59,816 CHASING YOU AROUND. 1735 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:02,886 YOU BETTER SKIP YOUR ASS DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. 1736 01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:05,689 HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY. 1737 01:12:05,689 --> 01:12:09,659 LISTEN TO ME. MEET MY BROTHER SHAKIM. 1738 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:11,828 YOU MEAN A BROTHER OR YOUR BROTHER? 1739 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:14,163 MY BROTHER, AS IN RELATIVE. 1740 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,099 Y'ALL GOT THE SAME FATHER? WHAT? 1741 01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:17,100 YES. 1742 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,301 NOW DON'T YOU FEEL HURT? 1743 01:12:18,301 --> 01:12:22,205 AND MEET HIS FIANCáE. THAT'S MISS FOXY. 1744 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:23,473 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1745 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:24,808 HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 1746 01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,511 M.C.: YO, EVERYBODY, THIS IS FOR SHAKIM AND FOXY. 1747 01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:29,546 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT. 1748 01:12:29,546 --> 01:12:31,314 KEEPIN' IT REAL. 1749 01:12:31,314 --> 01:12:34,317 HEY, THIS IS OUR SONG. 1750 01:12:34,317 --> 01:12:35,919 EXCUSE US. 1751 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,291 THANK YOU, TIM. 1752 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,460 FOR WHAT? 1753 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:46,029 YOU OPENED MY EYES. 1754 01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:47,330 DID I? 1755 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:48,898 MM-HMM. 1756 01:12:48,898 --> 01:12:52,068 WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOT TO DO FOR ME. 1757 01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:53,470 WHAT? 1758 01:12:55,138 --> 01:13:00,076 LET'S JUST SAY I'M ABOUT TO MAKE SOME THINGS HAPPEN. 1759 01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:02,145 HMM? COME ON. 1760 01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:05,582 IT'S A '92 PATHFINDER, RIGHT? 1761 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:06,850 THE CLUTCH IS SLIPPIN', 1762 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,284 SO I FIGURE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION. 1763 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:09,853 WANT TO CHECK IT OUT FOR ME? 1764 01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:10,787 SURE. HERE. 1765 01:13:10,787 --> 01:13:12,121 GIVE ME A CALL AT THE SHOP SOMETIME. 1766 01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:13,557 ALL RIGHT. 1767 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:15,459 RUNNING THINGS! WHOO! 1768 01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:17,126 * I'M RUNNING THINGS, HUH * 1769 01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:18,261 * I'M RUNNING THINGS * 1770 01:13:18,261 --> 01:13:19,796 YO, THIS IS THE SPOT! 1771 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,798 I'M HERE EVERY WEEK, EVERY WEEK. 1772 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,868 I GOT IT ALL UP IN HERE, YO. I HAD A BALL. 1773 01:13:24,868 --> 01:13:28,371 NAH, MAN, I THINK YOU HAD 2 BALLS. 1774 01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:29,906 HE HAD SO MANY BALLS 1775 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:33,810 HE COULD HAVE PLAYED SOME POOL UP IN THIS PIECE. 1776 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:35,479 WHAT? 1777 01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,346 WHAT? OH, Y'ALL WAS PLAYING POOL AGAIN? 1778 01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:38,948 I CAN'T BEAT HIM, BOY. LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1779 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,316 HEY, YOU ALL CHECK OUT PHYLLIS? 1780 01:13:40,316 --> 01:13:42,586 THAT'S PHILIP. 1781 01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:47,557 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE CRYING GAME? 1782 01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:49,993 YOU AIN'T LOOK AT THE NECK? 1783 01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:51,795 YEAH, I CHECKED OUT THE NECK, FOOL. 1784 01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,797 I'M THE ONE THAT PUT THEM HICKEYS ON IT. 1785 01:13:53,797 --> 01:13:57,000 I BEEN SUCKING ON IT ALL NIGHT. HA HA. SHOOT. 1786 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,602 COME ON. 1787 01:13:58,602 --> 01:14:02,739 HOP, THEY WERE ALL MEN. 1788 01:14:07,911 --> 01:14:10,113 YO, IT'S TIME TO GO, MAN. 1789 01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:13,082 DON'T CALL ME NO MORE. 1790 01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:18,888 YOU NEED TO RENT THE CRYING GAME. 1791 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,808 OH, GOD! OHH! 1792 01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:50,587 HOP! HOP! THESE ARE MY GIRLS. 1793 01:14:50,587 --> 01:14:51,755 HI! HI! 1794 01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:54,057 RRR! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE, NIGGER! 1795 01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:55,825 RRR! [SOBS] 1796 01:14:58,361 --> 01:15:01,097 OOH! 1797 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,101 COME ON, HOP. LET'S GO, MAN. 1798 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:06,335 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1799 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,137 DON'T TOUCH ME! 1800 01:15:08,137 --> 01:15:09,405 COME ON, MAN. 1801 01:15:09,405 --> 01:15:11,708 YOU DIDN'T SEE ME KISSING HIM. 1802 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:14,744 Driver: I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1803 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:17,013 Tim: TURN YOUR LIGHTS OUT. TURN THE LIGHTS OUT. 1804 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,215 OK. 1805 01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:22,285 YEAH, PULL RIGHT OVER HERE. 1806 01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:24,520 YEAH. OK. 1807 01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,724 GIVE ME YOUR SLIM JIM. 1808 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:30,426 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1809 01:15:30,426 --> 01:15:32,796 GIVE ME YOUR SLIM JIM, PLEASE. 1810 01:15:32,796 --> 01:15:34,330 COME ON, ALL CABBIES GOT SLIM JIMS. 1811 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:37,967 YOU GOT ANY MONEY, WOO? COME ON, GIVE HIM A 10. 1812 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:38,902 20. 1813 01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:42,939 20? I DON'T THINK SO. LET'S TRY 15. 1814 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:48,044 FIRST YOU'RE A LAWYER, NOW YOU'RE A CAR THIEF? 1815 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,613 TO THE NAILS, OK? 1816 01:15:49,613 --> 01:15:52,115 JUST WATCH MY BACK, ALL RIGHT? 1817 01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:53,249 THANK YOU, GENIE. 1818 01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:02,759 TIM, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 1819 01:16:04,928 --> 01:16:07,931 HEY, MAN, IT'S A 'VETTE. 1820 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:11,134 JIGGLE IT TO THE LEFT AND CHOKE IT UP. 1821 01:16:12,135 --> 01:16:13,069 [ALARM SOUNDING] 1822 01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:15,471 Deep voice: STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR. 1823 01:16:15,471 --> 01:16:18,507 STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR, MOTHERFUCKER. 1824 01:16:18,507 --> 01:16:20,309 STEP THE FUCK BACK. 1825 01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:22,879 I SAID STEP. 1826 01:16:22,879 --> 01:16:24,247 TIM. 1827 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:25,849 STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR. 1828 01:16:25,849 --> 01:16:27,083 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 1829 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,452 STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR, MOTHERFUCKER. 1830 01:16:29,452 --> 01:16:32,656 iHASTA LA VISTA, PRETTY LADY! 1831 01:16:32,656 --> 01:16:35,591 I SAID STEP. 1832 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,760 [ALARM STOPS] 1833 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:38,127 UM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1834 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:40,596 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1835 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,565 I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 1836 01:16:42,565 --> 01:16:44,734 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 1837 01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:48,938 LATIFAH JEFFERSON. STATE REPOSSESSION AGENCY. 1838 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:52,608 I AM HERE TO REPOSSESS YOUR CAR. 1839 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,977 WHAT? 1840 01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:56,479 WE CAUGHT UP WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND TIMMY JACKSON, 1841 01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:59,282 AND HE LED US RIGHT TO YOU. 1842 01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:00,717 THAT LITTLE BITCH. 1843 01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:04,187 SENDS A WOMAN OVER HERE TO COME GET HIS CAR. 1844 01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:07,957 HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH BALLS OF HIS OWN TO COME GET IT HIMSELF. 1845 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:10,827 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, 'CAUSE I COULD CALL HIM UP TOMORROW, 1846 01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:12,495 THROW A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING ON HIM, 1847 01:17:12,495 --> 01:17:15,899 HUH, AND HAVE ANOTHER ONE BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 1848 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:19,736 YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS A BAG OF SUBWAY TOKENS, 1849 01:17:19,736 --> 01:17:21,570 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE CATCHING THE TRAIN 1850 01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:22,839 FROM NOW ON, BABY! 1851 01:17:22,839 --> 01:17:23,907 COME ON, WOO. 1852 01:17:23,907 --> 01:17:25,274 GOT TO GO, SISTER! 1853 01:17:25,274 --> 01:17:27,844 GIRL, YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY KEYS! 1854 01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,512 I DON'T THINK SO! 1855 01:17:29,512 --> 01:17:31,480 HELP! HELP ME! 1856 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,750 NICE MEETING YOU, DENISE! 1857 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:36,820 COME BACK HERE, TIM! 1858 01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:38,822 YOU KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME! 1859 01:17:38,822 --> 01:17:41,324 YOU KNOW YOU STILL WANT THIS! 1860 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:43,226 UHH! 1861 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:44,293 SHIT! 1862 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:46,195 Tim: WHOO HOO HOO HOO! 1863 01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:47,196 [WOO LAUGHING] 1864 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:48,331 YEAH! HA HA HA! 1865 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,966 WHOO! 1866 01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:53,202 WHOO! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, GIRL. 1867 01:17:53,202 --> 01:17:55,504 THAT'S HOW I'M LIVIN'. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 1868 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:58,875 YOU WERE SO SEXY WHEN YOU THREW THAT BRICK THROUGH THAT WINDOW. 1869 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,476 I CAME STRONG WITH IT, DIDN'T I, GIRL? 1870 01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:01,745 OH, YOU CAME STRONG. 1871 01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:03,112 I FEEL LIKE A WHOLE NEW ME. 1872 01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:04,881 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, WOO? 1873 01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:06,682 I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU, TIMMY. 1874 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,617 OH, I GOT IT IN ME. 1875 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:10,854 I GOT WOO IN ME. I GOT YOU IN ME, GIRL. 1876 01:18:10,854 --> 01:18:12,055 I AIN'T LETTIN' IT GO NEITHER. 1877 01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:13,489 WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 1878 01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:14,523 COME ON, IT'S YOURS. 1879 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,025 [INCREASES VOLUME] 1880 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:19,729 WHOO! THAT IS MY SONG! 1881 01:18:19,729 --> 01:18:21,998 OHH! 1882 01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:23,099 OHH! 1883 01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:24,333 [GIGGLES] 1884 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,370 WHOO! 1885 01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:42,718 * WE'LL MAKE TOMORROW * 1886 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,954 * MMM * 1887 01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:46,422 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1888 01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,792 THIS TIME, I'M NOT GOING TO MISS THE MOMENT. 1889 01:18:48,792 --> 01:18:49,793 COME ON, GIRL. 1890 01:18:49,793 --> 01:18:54,563 * IN TIMES OF SORROW * 1891 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,232 * OOH * 1892 01:18:56,232 --> 01:19:01,304 * WE'LL MAKE THE TEARS GO AWAY * 1893 01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:06,509 * IS THERE SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU THE WAY * 1894 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:12,548 * TO MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? * 1895 01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:13,950 * I WILL * 1896 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:17,353 * I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU * 1897 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,554 * OOH * 1898 01:19:18,554 --> 01:19:19,856 * I WILL * 1899 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:22,926 * I'LL ALWAYS BE FAITHFUL AND TRUE * 1900 01:19:22,926 --> 01:19:25,761 * BABY, I WILL * 1901 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,832 * 'CAUSE I ADORE YOU * 1902 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:31,700 * SAID I WILL * 1903 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,069 [HORN HONKING] 1904 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:34,570 Man: GET OUT OF THE WAY! 1905 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,572 SHIT! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 1906 01:19:36,572 --> 01:19:37,941 Man: I CAN'T STOP! 1907 01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:41,177 FORGET THE CAR! TIM, RUN! 1908 01:19:41,177 --> 01:19:42,545 NO! 1909 01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:44,547 OH, MY RIDE! 1910 01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,549 [CRASHING NOISES] 1911 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,088 Man: SORRY! 1912 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:58,527 YOU DID HAVE INSURANCE, RIGHT? 1913 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:08,304 Woo: YOU WOULD LOOK MUCH BETTER IN A PORSCHE ANYWAY. 1914 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:09,705 Tim: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1915 01:20:09,705 --> 01:20:12,275 COME ON. LET'S DANCE. 1916 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,611 * I SAID COME ON * 1917 01:20:15,611 --> 01:20:18,982 * NOW IT'S SUMMERTIME * 1918 01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:21,951 * WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER NOW * 1919 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:24,287 * FOR A LITTLE WHILE * 1920 01:20:24,287 --> 01:20:28,824 * IT'S THE PERFECT KIND OF SEASON * 1921 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:32,161 * TO FALL IN LOVE, BABE * 1922 01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:36,232 * LET'S GO ALL THE WAY AND MAKE THIS LAST * 1923 01:20:36,232 --> 01:20:39,668 * YOU SEE, MY MIND IS ALREADY MADE UP * 1924 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:41,704 * MADE UP * 1925 01:20:41,704 --> 01:20:44,507 * I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT * 1926 01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:46,409 * WHAT I WANT * 1927 01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:51,247 * AND I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO GIVE IT * 1928 01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:53,716 * JUST LET YOUR MIND RUN FREE * 1929 01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:55,251 * AND GIVE YOUR LOVE TO ME * 1930 01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:58,955 * MAYBE THIS COULD BE WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE * 1931 01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:01,925 * WON'T YOU LET IT BE? * 1932 01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:03,592 * LET IT BE * 1933 01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:06,295 * LET IT BE * 1934 01:21:06,295 --> 01:21:08,131 * BABY * 1935 01:21:08,131 --> 01:21:11,634 * I WANT THEM TO SEE, BABY * 1936 01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:16,105 * LET IT BE, LET IT BE * 1937 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:21,010 * WE CAN MAKE LOVE ON THE WHITE SAND * 1938 01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:23,746 * WE CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT * 1939 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:27,850 * TILL THE SUN RISES AGAIN * 1940 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:31,287 * WE'LL BUILD SOME MEMORIES * 1941 01:21:31,287 --> 01:21:35,591 * TO LAST ETERNALLY * 1942 01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:37,426 * YOU KNOW MY MIND IS ALREADY MADE UP * 1943 01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:40,829 * MY MIND IS ALREADY MADE UP * 1944 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:45,634 * I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT * 1945 01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:51,540 * AND I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO GIVE IT * 1946 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,742 * AND LET YOUR MIND RUN FREE * 1947 01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:58,181 * MAYBE THIS COULD BE WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE * 1948 01:21:58,181 --> 01:22:01,650 * WON'T YOU LET IT BE? * 1949 01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:02,818 * LET IT BE * 1950 01:22:02,818 --> 01:22:05,654 * LET IT BE * 1951 01:22:05,654 --> 01:22:08,157 * OOH OOH OOH * 1952 01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:11,194 * WON'T YOU LET IT BE? * 1953 01:22:11,194 --> 01:22:13,562 * LET IT BE * 1954 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:15,298 * NOBODY * 1955 01:22:18,201 --> 01:22:23,839 * DOES IT BETTER * 1956 01:22:23,839 --> 01:22:25,608 * NOBODY * 1957 01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:33,916 * DOES IT BETTER * 1958 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:36,419 * THEY CAN COME CLOSER THAN CLOSE * 1959 01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:37,553 * YEAH * 1960 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:42,992 * ORIGINAL THEY NEVER WILL BE * 1961 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:46,795 * WE BUMPIN' FROM COAST TO COAST * 1962 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,397 * YEAH, YEAH * 1963 01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:53,802 * WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE * 1964 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,304 * NOBODY DOES IT BETTER * 1965 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:56,705 * I'M SITTIN' HERE TRIPPIN' * 1966 01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:58,174 * MY MIND IS BLOCKED * 1967 01:22:58,174 --> 01:23:00,243 * NATE DOGG JUST DID IT, SO IT'S TIME TO CONCOCT * 1968 01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:02,978 * NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER, LIKE THIS 2-MAN CREW * 1969 01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,380 * THEY SAY WE ONE-HITTED QUITTERS * 1970 01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:05,781 * NOW WHAT Y'ALL GONNA DO? * 1971 01:23:05,781 --> 01:23:08,384 * ALWAYS INTO SOMETHING, THAT'S MY NAME * 1972 01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:11,154 * ONLY GOT THE MONEY, HEY, 'CAUSE THAT'S THE GAME * 1973 01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:13,622 * PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHY I'M OUT FOR SCRATCH * 1974 01:23:13,622 --> 01:23:15,858 * HE WHO HAS THE MOST IS HE WHO WON THE MATCH * 1975 01:23:15,858 --> 01:23:18,661 * STRIKE ONE, ME AND NATE DOGG IS A MATCH * 1976 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:21,164 * STRIKE 2, LEAVE 'EM STANDIN' STILL IN THEIR TRACKS * 1977 01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:23,666 * STRIKE 3, YOU COULD CALL US 2-1-3 * 1978 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,569 * IT'S THE L AND THE B THAT MAKES ME ACT LIKE A G * 1979 01:23:26,569 --> 01:23:29,238 * MY EXHIBITION STARTED BACK IN '93 * 1980 01:23:29,238 --> 01:23:31,740 * THERE WASN'T NOBODY LISTENING BUT WARREN AND ME * 1981 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:34,477 * TO ALL THE NONBELIEVERS, NOW I BET YOU SEE * 1982 01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:36,579 * NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN ME * 1983 01:23:36,579 --> 01:23:40,083 * THEY CAN COME CLOSER THAN CLOSE, YEAH * 1984 01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:45,354 * ORIGINAL THEY NEVER WILL BE * 1985 01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:49,292 * WE BUMPIN' FROM COAST TO COAST * 1986 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:51,160 * YEAH, YEAH * 1987 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:56,099 * WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE * 1988 01:23:56,099 --> 01:23:57,666 * NOBODY DOES IT BETTER * 1989 01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:00,503 * THEY CALL ME G-EASY, THE SPARK PLUG, KEEPING IT LIT * 1990 01:24:00,503 --> 01:24:02,705 * THERE IS NO ACCIDENT FOR THESE PLATINUM HITS * 1991 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,507 * SO WHEN WE MAKE IT, JUST SHOW LOVE * 1992 01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:05,908 * BANGING IN YOUR CLUB * 1993 01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:08,277 * HANGING WITH YOUR THUGS, GIVING UP G-LOVE * 1994 01:24:08,277 --> 01:24:13,249 * DO YOU REMEMBER BACK ON THE EAST SIDE * 1995 01:24:13,249 --> 01:24:18,721 * WHEN ALL OF US NIGGERS USED TO LOVE TO RIDE? * 1996 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,656 * NOBODY * 1997 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:29,332 * DOES IT BETTER * 1998 01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:32,135 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO 1999 01:24:32,135 --> 01:24:35,138 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 2000 01:24:35,138 --> 01:24:38,474 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 122610

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