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Good morning.
Dynamic Progressive Systems.

Please hold.

It's not a small thing.
5% is a lot.

If you've managed a household
with kids and stuff...
5% is a lot.

You know what, Dan?
Just walk with me.

No. I don't care
if everyone hears us.

You really wanna
do this here? You do?

I don't wanna be
doing it at all, Chuck.

It's just that we had terms,
and now you're changing
those terms again.

We are restructuring
the department salaries.

That's just the bottom line.
That's the way it is.

I know it's not
what you want to hear.

Dan, just walk with me.

A little annoying.
What?

It's just a little annoying.

"Walk with me."
You say that a lot.

It's stuff like
that you say, you know.

That's why Brian Peters
wrote "You're an asshole"

on your parking curb thing.

What the fuck, Dan?

I'm sorry.

Do you really
wanna challenge me
in public, Dan?

This was my best year.

I am an asshole, Dan,
because I have to make

decisions to keep
the company strong.

You make a living
from this company.

You're replaceable, frankly.

If you were to leave,
Dynamic would continue.

So, don't minimize
my company's interests.

Now, if you would please,
as I said before,
walk with me.

We can discuss
this in my office.

Chuck, just because
you caught me...

which is, granted,
a pretty big feat...

in a trust fall
at the company retreat...

which you make us
all go to...

and that I don't like,
by the way, that nobody
here really likes.

Nobody does.
Right, Russell?

I like them.
Russell is a team player.

Russell is
a beaten-down dog.

You're Mr. Negative.

Are you making less?

I'm a sales manager, Dan.

You want a bigger
slice of the pie,
start your own company.

Oh, I've been
thinking about it.

Everybody thinks about it...

but don't bitch
when the people
who actually do it...

pay themselves
what they deserve.

I have been in airports
for two days,
preparing a deal for you.

I came in here
just to get a bagel,

because I haven't had
a meal since Tuesday.

And then, you tell me
I'm gonna have to
take 5% less this year?

I don't want
new terms, Chuck.

I want to be able to see
my kids sometimes.

The old "kid" card.

Strong.

I'm gonna do it.

Really?

You're gonna go up against
me and Dynamic?

Yeah. I will see you
in the field.
You should look for me.

Because I'll be
the guy in first
who's happy.

I think you're
better off for me
than against me, Dan.

Well, I actually
have my own ideas
on how to do this job.

It doesn't involve
any of that
"trust fall" shit.

Okay. Game on.

Game on.

By the way,
anyone here wanna join me?

There's a lot of
great people here.

How about it? Come on.

Any of you guys
wanna build
a total starship with me?

"Starship"?

Yeah, I'm just riffing, here.

I wasn't planning on founding
my own company here today...

but if anyone wants
to play a key role...

in a new mineral
sales company that
does it the right way...

then walk through
that door with me,

because there is
a place for you.

Guys!

Men!

We're doing this.

Doing what?

Boarding the starship.
Starting this new
adventure together.

Uh, I'm just
walking to my car.

Because I just got let go...

because of some
mandatory age limit.

Oh.

Do you still wanna work?

Well, I'm just 67. Yeah!

I'm not the Crypt Keeper.

All right, great!
Come work with me.

We'll drop these guys.
Yeah!

Let's drop these pussies!

Right!

Look at us.
We're standing here.

We're synergizing already.

I'm excited.
Thank you.

How about you,
young buck, huh?

Are you starshipping
with us?
Yeah.

What did you
do at Dynamic?

Uh... Um... No.
I don't work there.

You just walked
out of there.

Well, I interviewed.

But you got a box
with office belongings.

Yeah. I brought it
to the interview
to show confidence.

Do you have any
sales experience?

Yes, I do.

Great.
Foot Locker.

And reasons for leaving?

I don't like feet.

But I do like people.

I'm good with people.
It's for real, it's true.

Do you work hard?
Yeah.

Like, what's "hard"?

The hardest.

Don't just say it
because you think
I want to hear it.

No, it's true.
Whatever you need.

All right.

If you're willing to try,
I'll turn you into an animal.

Hop in.
Come on, young buck,
we're doing it.

I'm willing!
Let's go.

All right.

Let's hit Dunkin' Donuts,
and we'll launch this thing.

Good.

I know we've had
a little dry spell...

but I'm proud to announce
that we got this deal.

Bill said, "Fly up,
let's shake hands."

Fuck, yes!

Oh, excuse me.

I'm sorry about
the "fuck."

I get to go on a trip?

Yeah.

Overnight?

Is this your first
business trip, Mike?

Yeah.

You didn't have any
Foot Locker business trips?

No. They would
all just come to me.

Yeah. All right,
we're going on a trip.

Will things happen?

Like, explers?

"Explers"?
Yeah.

Can you use it
in a sentence?

"We're gonna go
on a business trip
and have explers."

"Exploits"?

Exploits.

No, there won't
be any exploits.
Just up and back.

I got too much
stuff at home.

You can have them,
after we close the deal.

Is it just us going up there,
or are they
bringing up a fluffer?

Just us, free and clear.
What's a "fluffer"?

When a company wants
to do a sweetheart deal

with a friend
or something...

they generally
pretend to negotiate

with another company,
right to the end.

Just to make it look legit.

Well, this one's all ours.

Come on.

Tomorrow,
we are going on
a business trip.

Let's go close this thing.

Go get them, Dan.

I feel good about this one.
You got a strong number set.

I appreciate that, Don.

You've been here
since the beginning.

After we close this,
we're gonna get
an actual office.

Hey, Paul
we need to talk.

I'm headed off to Portland.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to surprise you.
Everything all right?

I'm doing stuff.
That's cool.

Lookit, "doing stuff"
is natural.

Dad...
I used to "do stuff."

I used to "do stuff"
three times a day.
And I still "do stuff."

Dad.
I don't "do stuff" as much as I used to...

because now I'm tired
from doing other stuff.

But there's no crime, here.

There's not gonna be a trial.
Nothing happened.

I don't even know
what we were talking about.

When I was your age...

we used to get
these magazines
for my sisters...

that would be like
a lingerie or swimsuit...

No, that's not...

But now you go online,
you see a clown
fuck an alpaca.

I don't watch that, Dad.

It's not a big deal.
It's just an easy thing.

I want you to get back
to doing it,

but you should do it
in the bathroom...

because you can't lock
this door.

And your sister could walk in
and it's no good.

So, just do it
somewhere else, okay?

Yeah.
Just keep a lid on it.

Like a gentleman does.
A gentleman
celebrates his body.

You know that
Walt Whitman poem,
"Song of Myself"?

We don't need to
talk about it anymore.

It's a song.
Walt Whitman,
he celebrates his body.

You're celebrating
your body.

So, I don't think
it's a big deal.

Okay.

I'm gonna be back tomorrow.
I'm just going up
for the handshake.

And when I come home...

you are gonna come out
of this room
for a little bit...

and me and you,
just me and you,
we're gonna hang out.

Okay, you're hugging me.

I don't know what's
going on with your hands.

Get back to the computer.

Bye, Dad.
Bye.

Can we deal with
the whole private school
thing today?

Do you mean,
like the pros and cons?

No, we did
the pros and cons.
It was all pros.

I meant paying for it.

You know I'm leaving, right?
Portland, for the handshake.

I have 20 minutes to pack.

Yeah. Remember
we were gonna talk
to Paul today, though...

about why he's been
so withdrawn.

Can we FaceTime that?

Can it be today?

Yeah. This is the big one.

When are you back?
Tomorrow, before dinner.

We just gotta go there
and shake hands.
It's all done.

What do you
got going today?

I was probably
going to go to work,

and then maybe
raise our children.

Sounds good.
Wait, eat!

I have to put these reports
in my power spread.

Men over 40 can suffer
from fainting spells
if they skip meals...

and have high stress levels,
and poor muscle tone.

I have to pack.

Hey, Dad.
Hey.

Are you going on a trip?

I am, yeah.

You wanna help me
out, here?

I'll show you what
I always bring with me.

Space for my
running gear here.
Book goes here.

That's all you do
on your business trips?

Read and run?
Yep.

And do business.

Grab some running gear
out of the closet
and help me pack.

Okay.
Love you.

Can I ask you a question
before you go?

Honey, my plane's gonna...

Is it a little question?

Kind of.

Okay, yeah.
What is your little question?

When I go to school,
I don't like to go
to school at all.

It makes my stomach hurt.
The jokes hurt my feelings.

I cry in the bathroom,
and pretend to poop for...

I don't know, two hours.

That's not even...

Is that a question?

Okay. I know that school
can be hard, honey.

But you gotta go,
or you'll be a moron.

Did you do my
daddy homework thing?

Yes, I have not.

But I'm tweaking it
in my mind,

and I will figure
it out on my trip.

Okay,
I have two seconds, here.
"Your daddy."

Why is this so hard?

"Your daddy is..."

I pretty much
just work these days, sorry.

Selling swarf.

That's metal residue left over
after the construction
of large objects...

like the Golden Gate...

Never mind,
it's fucking boring.

Anyway, Daddy's been working
to get the starship
off the ground.

That's from
a team-building thing.
Our version.

We went to
the batting cages.

I thought it was
a good place...

to teach the guys
about being aggressive
and taking what's yours.

Crowding the plate,
in a business sense.

But we nailed a big deal,
and we're travelling today...

in the time-honored ritual
of the handshake.

Which is good,
because it's been
a down year, swarf-wise.

I really need this deal.

I'm stalling like a freak
on this private
school thing...

because I can't afford it
without this handshake.

And I don't want
your mom to know.

But she's gonna
catch me soon because
she's smarter than I am.

Probably, that's not what
you're looking for.

Why do males go
on a business trip?

To bring home the kill,
and dig the night.

Going to Portland,
Timothy, not Vegas.

And aren't you 72?

I'm 67.

What do you mean,
"bring home the kill"?

Traditionally,
even way back...

guys would leave
their caves with a pointy
stick or something.

Go out, get it done,
bring it home.

And the,
"dig the night" part?

Well, then they'd stay on
a little longer
than they needed to...

and fuck around
a little bit.

Traditionally.

Holy shit.
"Trunkman, Daniel."

I'm next on
the upgrade list, boys.

I've flown 31 times
this last year making
this goddamn deal.

Never once have
they ever said,
"Daniel Trunkman."

Say "Daniel Trunkman."
Come on.

Say it.

Danielle Trunkman.

- Yes!
- Hi.

It's "Daniel,"
not "Danielle."

Thank you very much.

I'm gonna go
obviously to the front.

You guys go around the back.

Please.
Thank you, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome onboard

US Midland
Airlines Flight 3257...

with service
to Portland, Maine.

In preparation for takeoff...

all carry-on items
should be placed in
the overhead bins...

or under the seat
in front of you.

I've never been upgraded.

That's all right.

In 12 years.

That's cool.

Ordinarily, I'd like
to give you my seat,
like this guy did.

But I, uh...

I can't honor you
on this flight,
because I have to...

finish some important
presentation prep...

on some cap-down
brokerage recaps that
just need some tweaking.

But I appreciate you.

Thank you.
It is an honor to
sit in front of you.

So much.

Okay, please.

I'd like you
to have the seat.

Mike, can I say
something to you?

Can you not say
your whole name today,
sorry, um...

when we meet
the Benjaminson Group?

Why?

Because, um...

I'm just going to
be honest with you.

I think that when you
say your whole name,

it causes people
to lose focus on...

pertinent business stuff.

Why would my name
cause people to

lose focus on
pertinent business stuff?

Say it.

Mike Pancake.

I just forget.

So, uh, yeah. That's all.

You can say, "Mike."
Just don't say
the breakfast part.

FaceTime time.

Hey, Dad.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Trunkmans.

Where have you been, Dan?
I've been trying you
for two hours.

Well, I was just in the sky,
I just turned my...

Paul was arrested.
There's a police report.

They said
he was shoplifting.

What?
I sent you an email.

Okay. I have it open
right here.

"Suspect Paul William Trunkman

"was detained
by store security...

"who found on his person
a five-shade palette of...

"Show-Stopping Eye Shadows."

Eye shadows?

"The shades in question are
Blue Belgian Frost,
Straight-Up Teal, Celeste."

I don't understand.
Are you doing
monster makeup?

Movies with the guys?

You mean my friends
that I don't have
because I'm a huge goon?

Those guys?

I wanted to put it
on my eyes...

to hang out with the kids
that don't fit in.

The goth kids.

They laughed at me...

because they use
dark colors around
their eyes...

and I didn't know
you were supposed
to do that...

and I used teal.

I can't even fit in
with the kids...

that don't fit in.

Tough FaceTime.

Dan, we need to talk
about pulling the trigger
on private school.

I think he's really isolated
where he is.

And the tuition at
Primmler Day Academy...

is $19,000.

19 thou...

Dan?

Do my homework!

Sweetie,
we lost the connection.
Dad's face froze.

We're going to
try him later, okay?

- Okay.
- Dan?

Who's your daddy?

Your daddy is a man
who is worried
about your brother...

because he stands out,
physically.

Hello, welcome to Portland.

That's not easy
at that age...

so Dad's worried about him.

But Dad has to focus
on this important
meeting right now.

So, he wants to go on a run
to clear his mind.

But you packed
Mommy's running stuff.

Sports bra.

Scoop Me Up Tank.

Maybe, instead of running...

I'll have a junior wine
from the junior suite fridge.

Smell the roses, you know?

Deal's done.

Just going to
smell one rose, here.

A moment for Dan.

Hey, Dan.

Hey, Chuck.

Ooh.

I've got to go talk
to Benjaminson.

But I will catch you later.

Cheers.

Yeah.

Bill, hey. Dan Trunkman.

I'm sorry,
I'm just a little thrown.

I saw Chuck Portnoy
from Dynamic
Progressive Systems...

and she mentioned...

...that she's gonna
see you, Bill, also.

Um, it was my understanding
that we were done, really...

that we were just going
to do a walkthrough
for you and shake hands.

Maid service.
Come in.

Anyway, Bill, can you
give me a holler back
about this? Thanks.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon to you.

I'll be out of here
in 15 minutes.

Oh, you live
a busy lifestyle?

I'm sorry.
Well, listen.

Sit back, relax,
grab a drink...

and enjoy me cleaning.

And touch yourself
with your hands.

Can you say some things,
while you're tidying, to me?

I've never done this before.

You know, I'm not seeing
enough titty from you.

Make sure that, periodically,
you turn to face me...

so I can see some more
titty from you.

I don't understand.
Are you saying...

to privately touch...

my penis?

Certainly.

I'd like to try
being someone else
for a while.

So, maybe you could
call me "Tony Stark"...

and talk about
my iron cock?

Tim. Timothy?
Yeah?

This woman right here
is an actual maid.

The sex maid you hired
is in with me.

You're doing a great job.

Okay?
Okay.

Okay.
Okay.

Okay.

Now, let's stop
drinking champagne.

Let's stop buying women.

And let's focus.

This deal may not be done...

and, man, it is imperative
that we shake hands...

Wait.

Sorry.

I don't know
what that means.

What what means?

Impera-... The "E" word.

I didn't say an "E" word.

Em-... Empera-...

Emperlat-... Emperlaten?

"Emperlaten"?

Just stay here
and don't do any
more weird shit.

I'm gonna go for a run.
I need to clear my head.

Chuck's here.

I really need to run
and focus right now.

Our meeting's in an hour.

I have to go.
It's "emperlaten."

I'm waking up,
up on the floor,
still looking perfect

I'm walking out,
out through the door,
into the circus

On a roll again

Rock n roll again

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Dan.

Dan Trunkman.
Hello, mate.

Bill. How are you?

Dan Trunkman
from Apex Select...

Chuck Portnoy from
Dynamic Systems...

who I think you know,
don't you?

I do. Yeah.
We are competitors.

We are?
Direct.

I guess.
I hadn't really noticed,
but, okay.

Hmm. And this is Jim Spinch.

Jim.
Hey, Dan.

How are you?
Good, you?

Sorry.
Sure.

Jim's my boss.

Who makes your gear?
What kind of...?

What's the get-up?

Uh, Danish top. Okay.

And the sweats are
a riff on, I think,
South American field slacks.

Um...

"Machos," they're called.
Or "Machetes."

My wife has "Machos."
Or "Machetes,"
I don't know.

I just call them
"Nancy's pants."

Chuck just showed us...

your redbook rates
only make sense
if we're doing buybacks.

I'm not doing buyback deals
until it's out the door
and we refactor market.

I just wanna be clear
that those are the terms now.

So, Jim, you're opening
the deal back up?

Well, it wasn't
closed quite, Dan.

So, I just wanted
to hear you both under
these new terms today.

Just you and Chuck,
that's all.

Those pants are so tight,

you'd think
I could see your balls
or your dick.

But I don't.

Maybe I shouldn't
have said that,
but it's weird.

So, are we going back
to our original
brokerage sets?

In fact, is that a crease?

No. I don't have a crease,
thank you.

A slit?
No.

- There's space.
- There is no space.

There's actually space.
It's alarming.

There's clearly no space.

I'm trying
to determine the...

Jim. Are we going
to start at our first
rate presentation?

I'm giving you
both a clean start.
That's it, yeah.

And you guys
know each other?
You and Chuck?

Yeah, we've done
a couple of deals.

And you came
together today?

Almost.

I came, then
Jim came on my face.

But thanks for asking, Dan.

Wow.

How wonderfully brassy.
Are you guys coming inside?

I already came inside of Jim,
but thank you for asking.

Jeez, guy.

We're going to eat in here.

Wow.

Chuck, what are you doing?

Here? Now? Chuck?

Well, did you guys
shake hands already...

or was I misled about
the deal being done?

I am here to shake hands.

Oh.

So am I.

I hope it's clear that
while there are higher
upfront costs...

than possibly you are
used to or prefer...

these are one-offs
and, over time...

Fuck!

Whoa. You all right?

No. I'm good, I'm good.
I just...

I just had
a stressful afternoon...

and no granola.

I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay.

What was the last thing
I said?

Uh, "Fuck."

No. Right before.

Oh, you were talking about
having extremely high
upfront costs built in.

I said "extremely"?
You said "extremely."

I'm going to have to
call you out on that, Jim.

I didn't say "extremely"
because I wouldn't
characterize our...

My legs feel
a little bit like,
uh, Slinkys.

Fuck.

I said that again.

I'm going to sit down.
Sit down.

Yeah. Okay.

Mike, finish.

Sorry.

Hello.

Um, I'm Mineral Deposits
Sales Director at
Apex Select, Mike Pancake.

What was your last name?

Pancake.

Like, breakfast?

It's Greek, so...

It's delicious.

Yum.

Are you Steve Toast?

I know this deal
is getting close to
the finish line for you...

but when the mineral
market bottomed out
in Greece,

it took us all
by surprise.

We gotta go back and look at
our whole fourth quarter.

And Chuck and Dynamic,
they brought up
some interesting points...

about how they could
help us fourth quarter.

We weren't, you and us,
quite at the handshake stage.

Well, we'll just have to
disagree on that.

Maybe we didn't
totally shake.

We definitely grasped
one another's hands.

Now, maybe we didn't
do that small

pump-up-and-down thing
to finish it off.

No, we didn't.

I'm here. Let's pump, Jim.

All right. Hold on, Dan.

What are you talking...?
It's been a year, Jim.

All right, Dan, look.
Here's what we're
going to do.

Chuck's presenting
to Dirk Austerlitz in Berlin.

So are we.

Jim said
it wasn't necessary,

but I insisted.

So, gear up.

We have to go
right there tomorrow.

I thought we were done.

Yeah.

I've never made
love to a woman.

I made love to my wife,
but I don't love her.

She's cruel.

Didn't you just
order a sex maid?

Oh, yes, but I don't cheat.
I just observe.

But, no,
my wife's the only one.

So, I want to
get a divorce.

But I wanna leave her
with some money.
A sufficient...

Uh...

And I was hoping
that my commission
on this deal

would allow me to do that.

So I could make
love just once.

Wheelbarrow position.

It is the one
that I would
like to explore.

That position wouldn't...
My wife...

She looks like
a vending machine.

Over there.

She looks just like that.

Your wife's square?

Rectangular, yes.

But vending machines
are square.

That's square?

Kind of square.

That shape there?

Mike, did you go
to college?

I did not.

On your resume,
it said that you went
to Ithaca College.

No.

I didn't.

I went to a special school.

And I live in
one of those homes

with a lot of other guys...

where they teach you
how to iron

your clothes and stuff.

I'm kind of like
a counselor there.

I'm gonna go
get a Pepsi, okay?

I'm losing confidence
in the team.

Your daddy
is a man who is still
away to shake hands...

but he has to fly his hand
to Germany now.

I checked
Paul's Facebook page.

I walked into
his room yesterday.

He didn't want me
to see something.

I know why now.

"Danke" is "thank you"?

Yeah.

"Danke" is "thank you."

Danke for talking to me.

You're very welcome.

Yeah.

We're down
to the minute, here, Mike.

We have to get to Hamburg
and back in two hours.

Why is the GPS in German?

Because I asked
for it in German.

Because we're in Germany.

That's not...
It doesn't work like that.

But don't you need it
to have the German
information in it?

Like the German bridges

and the German streets
and such.

The English would have
the German streets
in it, and bridges.

They would just
tell you to turn right

and left and shit
in English...

so you could understand it.
God damn it, Mike!

I can tell you
what I think it means.

Yeah? You?
Do you speak German?

Well, no.
But I have a feeling.

Ah, great.

Tell me your
flügelschlagen
feeling, Mike.

I think it means...

"Hey, man,
you're doing great."

Flügelschlagen.
Yeah, it's like, um...

"Slow down
and enjoy the moment,

"because everything's
gonna be okay."

Sounds good.

We have to be to Hamburg
and back by 2:00.

So I can't
flügelschlagen right now.

Why Hamburg?

Helen Harlmann.
If I can talk her off
her hard lease numbers...

we can drop our
margin in the deal
and beat Chuck.

She knows her stuff.

What the fuck
does that mean?

See, Pancake?

I don't know...

Let's just get
on the Autobahn.

Thank you.

I don't understand you.
I'm sure it wasn't supportive.

It's really hard
to concentrate

on revising my
number set here, Mike.

Thank you. I'm a guest here
in your land. But thanks.

Flügelschlagen.
Dan? Flügelschlagen.

You should probably
not say any shit
to me now.

For now.

Guten Morgen.

Hi, this is Dan Trunkman
from Apex Select.

I was trying to reach
Helen Harlmann.

Oh, I'm sorry.
She's taking a personal day.

Any chance
you might be able
to tell me where she is?

Absolutely, we offer
traditional shvitz.

"Steaming."

We're kind of in a hurry,
but I think I have
a friend who's shvitzing.

Go on in, if necessary.

Our friend is a woman.

I was hoping maybe
you could go grab her.

It's a unisex shvitz.

Go on in.

Boob. Boobs.

Big boobies,
coming right here.

Mike...

It's a pleasure
to meet you.

Let me just
go find Helen,
take my shot...

and I'll meet you
in the lobby
in a few minutes, okay?

Uh, wait.

Maybe we should stay.

To, uh, support you.

And maybe
see some vaginas.

This is crunch time, Mike.

We can't go
rolling up on her,
three dudes in a suit...

in a steambath.

It's intimidating.
She'll be overwhelmed.

Just for the record,
I'd like to go with you

and support you.

And also see nude women.

But I understand.

But I want to.

Oh, okay.
Just go ahead.

Thank you.
Okay.

Butt cracks!
Look, two butt cracks!

Helen?

Yes?

Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.

You're in my shvitz.

I apologize for that.

I have some numbers

that I think would
make sense for both of us.

It's a bit time-sensitive.

I hope it's worth
the intrusion.

I can tell you're
clearly not in
a business frame of mind...

so I'll keep this
very simple.

We have to sweeten
the package.

We're gonna see
Geiger today.

So, if you drop
our lease fees this year,

we'll double your
process fees next year.

Liar.

I mean what I say,
the numbers are...

You intruded my shvitz
to give me numbers...

and deceive and insult me.

I did not mean
to insult you.

You're in our place
of openness...

and to hide
your body... Liar.

It's very American.

Are you a shameful pilgrim?

I might be part pilgrim.

You can bring
your numbers here...

but please don't bring
your American prudishness.

It makes me
uncomfortable.

Let's get comfortable, Helen.

I dig Europe.

In a big way.

What's not to dig?

The Renaissance.

Sonnets.

Frescoes.

Oil paintings,
paintings of women.

Gorgeous.

Paintings of big women.
Fantastic.

Why did they ever
stop making those?

I'd paint paintings
of big women,
if I could paint.

I know you'll be comfortable
with my numbers.

And maybe now
you're a little
more comfortable

with this old pilgrim.

Dan Trunkman. Apex Select.

I like what I heard.

I see you brought
more pilgrims.

You guys are supposed
to be in the lobby.

We just came to check
if you were okay.

I can see
your ball sack.

I'm doing
business here, Mike.

Oh. Carry on.

It seems we have
an excited pilgrim.

I'm sorry.
Are boners not allowed?

Hopefully,
this is a closed deal.

Deal.

Fuck, yeah!
One, two, three!

Apex Select!

Hell, yes!
That's who we are!

Let's seal this deal.

- Hello?
- Dan, hey.

Hey, honey!

What's up?

Just on the Autobahn,
hauling ass.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you too, babe.

I miss you like...

I'm holding the phone
with my left hand,
because I'm a rightie.

And my right hand's
making little Dan circles...

Speakerphone is
what you're on right now.

No.
In my business car.

Hi, Susan.
Hi.

Is that Tim?

Yeah. We're all...
Um, Mike's here.

Hello, Susan.

We're all here, hon.
So you can just, uh...

go ahead and hold the phone
with your right hand.

We are headed
to the meeting-
Okay. Well, good luck, guys.

All right. Thank you, honey.

I'll call you in a bit.
I love you.

I like to make
circles, too.

On my bike.

What the fuck?

The fuck is that?

Is that a fucking reindeer?

Go right at it.
It's gonna dart.

I can't stop. I'm going
a hundred miles an hour.

It's gonna dart
and then you're...

- Right at it?
- Right at it.

It's gonna dart. Dart.

Fuck!

Have you seen, Mike...

lots of reindeer
darting to and fro...

in St. Louis?

No, I'm sorry.

I just imagined that
I was a reindeer...

and I thought about
what I would do in
that situation...

as a reindeer-man.

Once we get there,
we got 18 minutes
to make our meeting.

Seriously,
good work, guys.

Did you narrow this to 17...?
Is that 17%?

Did you get us $1000
of bulk order down?

Yeah, I started working
vendors yesterday.
How many did you get down?

39.
Yeah.

What'd you do here?
This is much better.

I figured out a way
to fudge our asset charts.

Not fucked up.
Just fudged.

I really Keeblered it.

We're gonna have
to haul ass, here.

So when that door opens,
it's like

the chute opening
at the Kentucky Derby...

and we're Seabiscuit.

Wait.

But we can't
all be Seabiscuit.

All right.
I'm Seabiscuit.

I'll be Northern Dancer.

I like to dance.

Okay, and I'll be Fastee.

All right.
That is not a horse...

but okay, be whoever.
Just run.

How is it
a wheelbarrow again?

It's because
one person's legs
is being held up.

Like wheelbarrow sticks.

Like the handles
on a wheelbarrow.

Hang on.

- Hello?
- Hey.

Hey, what's up?
Is everything...?

Yes. Sorry.

There was a bullying
incident at school.

I sent you an email
with a link.

Bess.

Fuck. I'm in the waiting room.

Is she okay?

Yes.

Can you talk
to her, please?

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Bess.

Hey, I'm in Germany,

where I am for work still,
a little longer.

I gotta go to this meeting
in just a second...

but, honey,
I want you to know

that I'd like to be
with you now.

I bet you're feeling blue.

Yeah.

Yeah, bullies are the worst.

Their parents
are assholes mostly, too.

Honestly.

Don't tell your mom
that I said that.

But they grow up
to have lives, Bess...

without anybody
being able to love them.

It's true.

I love you, honey.

Love you, too, Dad.

All right, I'll try
you guys in a little bit.
Can you tell Mom?

Okay.

Bye.

Nice touch.

Thanks, man.

Wait, what'd you say?

I have a friend
named Ethan.

And you're acting like...

Whoa! Bess is beating
a bully!

Get Off!

Ow!

Stop hitting me!

We gotta get home, man.

Don't say your last name.

Apex Select?

Hi. Yeah.
It's Dan Trunkman.

Yes. Timothy McWinters.

Hey, Mike Pan... ther.

Mike Panther.

Hi.

I was just trying
to reach you. I'm sorry.

We have to push,
Mr. Trunkman,

Mr. McWinters, Mr. Panther.

Push?

Yes, we have to push
your meeting,

if you please,
until Friday, 11:30.

I don't please.

I'm very sorry.

There are no rooms left
in the whole city.

It says that
it's the G8 this week.

Oktoberfest, too.
Folsom Europe.

And the Berlin Marathon.
This week.

What's Folsom Europe?

"Largest gay fetish
street event in Europe.
25,000 people." Whoa.

Orbitz.

Okay. Yeah.

A room just opened up
at this hotel.

Oh, yeah. it looks
kind of fancy, too.

It's the Dandlin
Annex and the rooms

are "habitable works
of art," it says.

Yeah, cool. Okay.

Okay.

Timothy, we are gonna
share a room, it looks like.

It's the only one
in our budget range.

It's the
Industriepalast Hostel.

A youth hostel?
Uh...

Yes.

Uh, sorry, Dan,
but how is it
a wheelbarrow again?

Just the legs are held up.

Like wheelbarrow
handles, man. Fuck!

All right. Sorry.

You guys wanna
go over our numbers
one last time tonight?

Yeah, sure.

I met someone
on the plane...

and she was gonna show me
around her neighborhood today.

But let's do this.

It's important.

Go.

No, Dan, really,
it's not a big deal.
Mike, go.

You did a good job
with your reports.

Yeah?
They're done.

Go.

Yeah.

Go dig the night,
Pancake.

"Panther." Nice on that.

Thanks, Dan.

Jungle animal.

Yeah, that's kind
of how I feel here.

Alive and hunting.

Circling for the kill.

Just don't say
that anymore, though.

See you, Dan.

Hey, Dan.

What's up?

Dan...

are you the kind
of guy that...

when his girlfriend
is trying to blow him off,
doesn't get it?

And still does her
Spanish homework...

while other guys
are getting
the good stuff?

What are you
talking about?

The deal-makers
are here in Berlin.

They want Chuck
to come to Berlin.

They say it isn't
fucking necessary
for us to go to Berlin.

Dan, we're
the fucking fluffer.

Wrong.
Not with our numbers.

They just blew us off!

They haven't seen
our numbers, yet.

I've been working
on this deal for a year.

I'm not the fucking fluffer.

This is not my
first business trip!

We're broke, Dan.

What are you
talking about?

It's worse than you think.

Two companies
that owed us...

they went bankrupt.

We didn't have
any income in June, July.

I should have told you,
but I thought this
deal was gonna work.

We're gonna get this deal.
I told you, God damn it.

We're good business
for them.

I'm gonna make sure
they understand that.

Well, I've done
some weird stuff
on this trip.

I ordered a sex maid,
which you should
reimburse me for...

because you got
all the good stuff
from that.

But I like you, Dan.

And I'm sorry
I raised my voice...

but I really need
the benefits
of this deal now.

My marriage is a mess.

I just...

I just want a future
that has some joy in it.

Like Fifty Shades of Grey.

Or, fuck it, I'd settle
for one shade of grey.

Listen, you work
for me now.

I'm gonna make sure
that your hard work counts.

We are gonna
get this one, Tim.

I'm ready for it.
Good.

Okay.

Tim?

Tim?

There's no reimbursement
for the maid.

Can you please
initial here?

To say you acknowledge
that you are

staying in
a habitable work of art.

Great.

I'll enjoy it. It's been
a long couple days.

You're too old
to sleep in a room.

Okay. Uh...

Where can I sleep?

You can sleep
in the stairwell,

in the hallway,
or in the Business Centre.

Okay.
The Business Centre.

Hey, it's Dad.

So, I've been
trying to reach you.

Where are you?

Berlin. I'm still
on business. Hey, Paul...

I don't like the way
that you're talking
about yourself at all.

And that sounds like...

something you heard
someone else say about you.

That's not something
that you should
call yourself, ever.

You know, I say it
all the time, but...

I'm your biggest confidant.

You can tell me stuff
that no one else
needs to know.

I think you're being teased,

and I want you to know
you're not alone.

Who are those people?

What people?

Behind you.

What is this shit?

What the fuck
are you do... Hello?

This is creepy.

I'm trying to
have a call, here.

What the fuck is this shit?

Can I have curtains?
No.

Well, I'd really like them.
Curtains.

You don't have
a private room.

You have an
installation room.

Can I have another room?
No.

We are a museum,
not a hotel.

Can you call
another hotel?
No.

It's October, in Berlin.
There are no other rooms.

Don't worry
about curtains.

You are art.

I'm not!
I'm here on business.

I just wanna tweak
my PowerPoints

And do my
stomach crunches...

and sleep.

It's not art.

Well, who can say?

I can. It's my life.

Don't look.

It's up to them to choose
what they look at.

Just be yourself.

Okay. I'll be myself.

But I'm gonna
Yelp you guys.

Probably
not gonna be good.

Try to tell you
all about it

Thought you might've,
Lord, I doubt it

Every day's a waste, I know
And every day's a funeral

And it's days like this
that burn me

Turn me inside out
and learn me

Not to tell you anything

I think I know

Well, I think
I'll tell you
all that I know

We don't have
one summer vacation
in our colleges.

We have many.

A few.
Three is "a few"?

Yeah. Three is a few.
That's right.

At the bottom
of the big blue sea

Uh...

Does that feel good?

For you?

No.

Maybe we should just
try to do it normal.

Because I have no idea
how to do a wheelbarrow.

And my balls
hurt a little.

So, maybe put me down
when you get a chance.

Yeah, okay. Sorry.

Okay. Okay.

And it's days like this
that burn me

Turn me inside out
and learn me

And it's days like this
that burn me

Turn me inside out
and learn me

And not to tell you anything

I think I know

I'm looking right
at monthly expenses,
and the planned expenses...

Thank you.

Businessman 42!
Can I get a picture?

42!

So, today
we have this down day.

Or, as we call it,
a push day.

These are the days
that you really
have to focus.

A down day, man.

There's no dogs to walk...

no kids to school.

So, you can't start
drinking at 10 a.m.

on a day like this.

But you wanna
own your down day.

You do not want
your down day to own you.

Stay fresh.

Check in with the family.

So, I'm gonna go for a run.

Finish my daughter's
little fucking
homework assignment...

which is driving me crazy.

I'm sorry.

"No curtains,"
that's what
they said to me.

So, I'm being
no curtains with you.

Your daddy is...

Your daddy, honey,
is a man who is concerned
about you now...

in addition to your brother.

Because you beat the shit
out of a small Indian kid.

Maybe you're
acting out because

Daddy hasn't been
home a lot this year.

But don't turn
into a mean kid...

or grow sad,

like I think
your brother has.

I don't want him
to turn into some
unhappy behemoth.

And it's my job
to teach him
the coping skills...

that can help him handle
that shit he's dealing with.

But I'm here in
Kugelfargen fucking Park
instead, wasting time...

wondering if we're
the fluffer company
on this one.

Don't Google that.

But I think I'm almost home.

We can close this deal
if we can just
get in the room

Before Chuck closes it first.

I called
motherfucking little round

English motherfucker
Whilmsley.

But he's not returning
Daddy's calls.

No more down day.

Were you here earlier
when I was explaining that?

No.

It used to be a down day,

but now it's
a "find Bill Whilmsley" day.

I left two messages
at his office,
but he's not in.

Yeah, I saw that part.

It was boring.

I'm sorry, man,
but I have to find him.

I have to have him see
our hard numbers today...

and tell us that
we're not better.

Chuck is closing,
it feels like that.

This motherfucker Whilmsley
will not respond.

I built this deal
with him for a year.

Look,
I put Whilmsley's name
in Instagram...

and we can find him,
maybe, through the pics.

And then, we could
fake bump into him
and be like...

"Hey, Bill,
what a coincidence.
It's Mike Pancake."

Like that.
Good idea.

Don't say the last part.
Tell me if he
posts something.

Mr. McWinters? Hey.

It's me, Kelf.
From the hostel.

Oh, Hi!

Hi, how are you?

I got your ecstasy,
right here.

Oh, thank you.

Enjoy it.
Have a nice trip.

They said,
"Take one of these,
and go dancing."

And, "it doesn't
change you,
it reveals you."

And I like that.

He posted.
Look, Bill posted.
Check it out.

Where is he?

He's with dudes.

He's encircled by men.

Whoa.

This guy went
really gay
on his down day.

"Pampelmuse."

It looks like
he's in the middle

of that Folsom Festival.

Bill Whilmsley?
Do you have a PA system?

Is it possible
to say his name,
so everyone can hear it?

Bill Whilmsley?
Bill Whilmsley?

We're not detectives,
we're just looking
for our friend.

Bill Whilmsley.
He looks like kind
of a grizzly bear.

This is my first time
at a gay bar.

No way. Yeah?
Yeah.

Are you not gay?
No.

But you guys
are having so much fun.

Hello?

Fuck.

Hello?

I don't speak German. Shit.

I was just asking,
still raining?

No, stopped, uh...

I don't know, 40 minutes ago.
It was good seeing you.

Hold on.
Where's the fire?

I know where I am
and I know what this is...

but I didn't know
when I came in here.

I came in here
looking for someone.

I didn't come
in here looking for,
you know, dicks.

Maybe I can
convince you to stay
for a little bit?

No, I was just...

Hi, by the way.

Again, I did not
come in here to be
with you guys.

I was looking for someone
who was in the bar earlier.

Why don't you just
green eggs and ham?

What?

"You don't like them,
so you say,

"'Try them.' And you may."

Yeah, I liked
that book as a kid.

I don't remember
the "sucking guys' dicks
through a wall" part...

but good book.

My name
is Ambrose, by the way.

I'm Nils.

Whoa.

Hey, Mike?
This is Ambrose and Nils.

- What's up?
- Put her there.

It's nice to meet you.

Whoa!

Houston, we have contact.

It got hard
in my hand a little.

Okay,
I was just kidding,
but thanks!

So, this guy
you are looking for...

English accent.
He was here
40 minutes ago.

God! Fuck!

I am so sorry.
Did I startle you?

You kind of poked me
in my ass with your dick.

So, yeah,
little startled there, bud.

Sorry. My bad.

It has an eye,
but it cannot see.

Bill?

Bill Whilmsley?

Do I know you?

Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.

Hey, Dan!

What's up?
Not much.

Just got our numbers
where we want them,
thought we'd grab a beer.

Just wandered in.

Hey, Bill?
Yeah?

I don't wanna
cock-block anybody,

but love to show
you those numbers.

As you can imagine,
it's not really...

what I had
planned for tonight.

What is your
margin number?

17%.

Well, yes.

You certainly have
my attention now.

And you have my
attention as well.

All right. Will you just
give me a second
to sort myself out?

And I will
meet you out back.

Great.

Thanks, Bill.
You got a real big one.

Oh, well, thank you.

Bye, Ambrose.
Auf Wiedersehen.

Enjoy your stay
in Berlin.

I didn't get a chance
to meet you.

Whoa, hey!

The penis touched my face.

Wow.

These are sweet.

Maarten Daaervk
is a top-sheet guy.

He is gonna
love these numbers.

Who is that?

He owns us.

He owns Geiger, all of it.

He's in town for the G8.

Hey, American
Businessman 42!

Hey, guys!

I'm going viral
here a little bit.
I'll explain it later.

So, where does
this leave us?

This leaves you
kicking Chuck's arse.

So, we gonna get it?

Let's fucking
celebrate, Apex!

To Apex!
Apex!

I'm gonna
get that divorce!

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

This is our second night
at the youth hostel.

Flügelschlagen!

This from Korea!

This one from Russia.

This is from America.

"Let's get fucked up!"

Out 'til the sun up

Twisted and burn up

Can't nobody stop us?

We gone delirious

Come on in!

Twisted and burn up

Can't nobody stop us?

We gone delirious

La-la-la-la-la-la

Come on!

Come and take a ride

Stay up all night, okay

You go.

That is Tequila Slaps.

It's fun, right?

Come on in!

Come on in, keep going.

Oh!

I didn't mean
to go that hard.

You're smiling,
but your eyes are mean.

Oh!

That's enough, I think.

Every time!
You're the best!

Pull!

What happened?

Just throw it!
The waiting
is the worst part.

Apex Select!

Flügelschlagen!

Oh, no thick walls

Are gonna block the waves

No, not quite space enough

Between that'd ever
kill the bass

Ooh, ah

That shaking,
rattling, cracking

You can't take it
'cause you know

It rubs you wrong

But does it rub you wrong?

Ooh, you can fight it
if you want

If you want

Ooh, you can fight it
if you want

Oh, man!

Thanks so much
for looking at our
numbers tonight, Bill.

Listen, I want
you to know...

that it's not my scene,
glory-holing.

But...

it's the only scenario
where I can get any anymore.

I am a pear-shaped,
middle-aged man, Dan.

I've really let
myself go to pot.

And it's work!

You just pack it on.

I started training
to run a marathon

to stay on top of it.

And I told...

Do you wanna hear this?
Yes.

Do you wanna hear it?
Yes.

I told my
whole family...

"I'm running
the St. Louis
Marathon this year!"

And I got up to
15 miles straight
in July.

But, man,
with all the travelling

you and I did
for this deal...

I started not
doing it anymore.

At all.

And that
is the problem.

You take your eye
off the ball,

even just for a week...

the next thing you know,

you are sticking
your cock through a wall.

I used to run.
I used to play rugby.

I used to be all
kinds of ripped.

I've been to Folsom
the last two nights,

and it's like I'm a ghost.

No one sees me.

I didn't even get
as much as a kiss.

Not one kiss.

- That's their loss.
- It is their loss.

I'm so unhappy
at work.

It's like
I'm not heard.

You got a pretty big dick.
That's something.

Yeah.
I can't even suck that anymore.

These are the presentation...

If a loose swarf
goes around in an apex,
then what happens in a...

Hey, Chuck.

How you doing?

Are you seriously
staying here, Dan?

You know, I'm glad
that you're here...

because it gives me
the chance to tell you...

that we are coming in
strong this morning.

So, nothing personal...

but we crushed you.

When I compete
against someone like you...

like now...

I often invent
dehumanizing nicknames
for them...

in my mind.

You're "The Flower Girl."

I'm not gonna ask you why,

because that's what
you want me to do.

You're "The Flower Girl"
because you're at the party.

You're dressed up.

Everyone's glad
that you're there.

You do your little thing,
then you sit down,

and you let
the grownups get to it.

Flower girl.

You're a bizarre woman.

If the three of us
could shake hands,

you, me and Benjaminson,
I would.

I would.

But we can't.

Because people
don't shake hands
that way.

So, good luck.

We don't need it.

We're prepared.
We're Apex.

Fuck me.

Are you just allowed
to come into my room?

There's an issue.
I'm sorry.

We tried to process
your credit card
for today's stay.

I'm afraid it's not working.

You can't throw me out.
I'm art.

You leaving
will be art as well.

So, quick, quick.

What are you doing?

Oh, you're gonna get it!

Makes me
a little uncomfortable

how much you want it, but...

You're intense!

Shit.

Six minutes.

I gotta go. I gotta go!

I saw,
I came, I conquered
Or should I say

You're good at this.
Have you done this before?

Coming through!

Now big bang boogie
Get that kitty
little noogie

In a nice, nice little shade

I gave Suzie a little
pat up on the booty

Walk this way

You told him
to meet us here?
Yeah.

Last night, right?
Yeah.

Where the fuck is he?

Maybe he's already there.
I mean, he's a go-getter.

I'm serious.
I'm concerned for him.
You should be, too.

I am.

What the fuck is that?

Fireball

Let's do this thing.

Mike, the next time
you wanna run
around Berlin...

playing grab-ass with
a Japanese businessman
in a hamster ball...

you gotta let either
me or your older
companion know.

How are you?
I'm good. How are you?

Good, Jim.
We are excited to
be here at Gelger...

to present
a long-term purchase
and a lend-share cost-buy.

We are ready to meet
your high expectations.

Terrific. Why don't
you all have a seat?

And we'll get started.

Aren't we gonna
pitch Gelger today,
your parent department?

Austerlitz was
gonna sit in, possibly,

but he's not gonna be
able to make it today.

I thought
Dirk Austerlitz
was our principal.

I thought that
we flew here to see
Dirk Austerlitz, Jim.

Dirk and I are working
on this together.

Dirk had to fly to
St. Louis today, so...

Do you, Jim, know...

that we all live
in St. Louis?

Oh, wow.
Yeah.

We left there to fly here
to see the guy

that is in St. Louis, Jim.

No shit?

That's no good.

Well, let's get started.

Where's Bill?

We covered a lot
of this ground
last night with Bill.

We pretty much shook on it.

You can shake hands
with Bill all day long...

but he doesn't
make our decisions.

Where is Bill?

Bill's getting my lunch.

You wanna get started?

Okay.

Let me gear up my media,
and I'll walk you
through our aftermarket.

Great.

So, what was
your meeting about?

Wholesale swarf residue
bargain cost-buys.

"Swarf," is that
a real thing?
Yeah, it's a real thing.

What do you think,
we're like Dr. Seuss?

We're just making up
something, like shit
out of thin air?

No. It's real.

But it's just
not interesting.

Well, why do you do it?

Well...

I'm gonna send my
son to private school.

Maybe it's worth it,
I'm thinking.

If there's one less kid
in the class...

then maybe
there's one less kid

to make fun of him
24 hours a day.

Teasing sucks.
Yeah.

Have any of you
guys been teased?

Yeah. I've been teased.

I lived in America
for a year.

In Connecticut,
and they made fun
of my name.

What's your name?

Karen.

Yeah, well, in Sweden
it's like "John,"

but in Connecticut,
it's like...

"Stacy."
Yeah, I can see that.

You know the worst
part with teasing?

My dad would say,

"Just forget about it
and ignore it, son."

But he doesn't understand
because in his day...

kids would get teased
at school all day,

but then they could go home.

And nowadays,
you come home,

and there's Facebook
and Instagram...

and the bullies
can get at you through
all of that stuff.

And it never really stops.

It never stops.

When I was a kid,
people could
only ridicule me...

every day until
3:10 in the afternoon.

Okay, Snoop Lion,

I think it's probably
time to pass that now.

Oh, me? Yes.

Go ahead, Karen.

Pardon me.

Hello?
Dan, it's Jim.

Hey, Jim!

Okay, Dan,
your numbers are good...

but, the thing is...

numbers are just part
of what we have to
take into account.

Are you wearing
eye shadow?

Yeah, I just
wanted to show Paul

that I understand
how he feels.

You're cool, Dan.

How are you doing?

Your bra's on
outside your shirt.

Did you know that?

Yes. I do know that.

I was having
a boob conversation
with Bess...

and she was worried
that her boobs
were gonna come out.

So I showed her
how to trap them
with a bra.

I just realized
I went to Coffee Bean
like this.

I'm sure you
made an impression.
Can I talk to her?

Bess!

Hey, Dad.

Did you finish
my homework?

I have not yet, no.

Honey, uh,

why did you beat
the shit out of another kid?

They were making fun of Paul.

They were calling
Paul fat names.

"Double Stuf."

The fat Oreos.

Good job...

my little can
of whoop-ass.

I should probably
add to that...

that I'll take care of Paul.

That's my job.

You be a kid.
That's your job. Okay?

Can I talk to him?

Sure. Paul?

Hey.

Hey.

Are you wearing
eye shadow?

Yeah. "Straight-Up Teal."

Why?
That's the one
that you picked.

Yeah, when they
bagged on me.

Goth dicks!

Goth is lame.
Goth isn't outlaw.

I mean,
this is the look
right here, man.

Any guy can wear dark.

But rocking teal...

See, teal is very outlaw.

It's like, the goth kids,
really...

they're joiners,
when you think about it.

The teal kids,
they really stand alone.

And whenever I have
to pick a color,

obviously,
I pick teal every time.

For sure.

Because, you know...

no one else does it.

And because you
have to be bold.

Because you have
to be teal tough.

Give me a break, Dad.
Come on!

We could probably
start a gang, me and you.

Just for real men, though.

Yeah, I guess we could.

Like "The Teal Boys."

How many kids
are in your class?

42.

And how many of those
kids pick on you?

41.

Hey, I gotta go.

Just listen for one second.
Stay here.

Stay here and just
listen to me for a second.

Now, Paul, you're gonna
switch schools.

But that's not really gonna
change anything much,
honestly.

You're just gonna
have to stay tough.

I know that you
are feeling like
that you're sticking out...

And that you're going
through a lot of stuff...

but we're gonna
get through this.

Me and you. Teal tough.

When are you coming home?

Tomorrow.

Did you get the handshake?

Dad froze again!

I heard from Jim Spinch.

Your daddy
just counted up

who he's responsible for.

One boy. One girl.

One woman. One old guy.

One kind of, uh...

How do you describe Mike?

Good. Sweet.

And I let him down.

I'm going to have to
let him go next week.

Timothy, too.

Your daddy's a man
who didn't get
the handshake.

American Businessman 42!

He's the fluffer,
seems like.

He's also someone
that will try
and forget this feeling...

as soon as possible.

Hey, um, sorry.

I don't mean
to bother you...

but you're so pretty.

Kind of like a painting.

I'm sorry.

It's so obvious now.

Flügelschlagen.

Sometimes,
when troubles come

all of a sudden too much...

When we FaceTime...

Dad freezes and pretends
FaceTime's broken.

So he doesn't have
to deal with things
right then.

I'm not gonna freeze today.

Sometimes in life,
you have to take inventory.

This is one of those times.

Not landing where
you thought you would,
hoped to...

and asking the questions,
"What could I have
done differently?"

"Could I have led better?"

The only thing
you can do when
things go against you...

is pick yourself up
and push back.

Hey.

Hey, sir!
Come out of the race!

My hopes for this trip,
for this handshake...

for it to be the end
of a pretty good
losing streak.

American Businessman 42!

This is American
Businessman 42,
everyone!

Go, go!
You can do it!

I don't believe it! Run!

I'm not going
to freeze today.

I've chased this thing
all the way to Germany.

I'm going to find the man
behind the man...

even though we
might get humiliated.

But we're ready.

The old guy's
got life left. ..

And the young guy's
an animal now.

So I'm telling the boys...

"Suits back on,
get on the starship,

"and let's go get
this goddamn handshake."

Hello? Dan?

Yeah. You at the Aldon
with Daaervk?

Yes.

We'll be there
in 10 minutes.

Awful. Why?

Get me in to see him.

I'm gonna see him
for three minutes,
just for a team photo.

I want to show him
my sheet.

It's impossible!
I cannot go around Jim.

We're coming.

You got a big dick, Bill.

Act like it.

Dan? It's madness!

How the hell are we
gonna get over there?

How you doing?

I'm here for a meeting.
They're expecting me.

I understand, sir.

Clearly, I'm not rioting.

Whoa! Easy, buddy!

We're just three guys
on business!

Hey! Get your
fucking hands
off of me!

Leave him alone!

Calm down, Tim!

Son of a bitch!

Dan!

They are very
important people.

I need them in
with me right now.
Right now!

Are you okay, Dan?

I'm not crying.
That's just poison
in my eyes.

Let's go. Get your
top sheet, all right?

Two seconds.
Just one of you.

Mike, go.

I'm just kidding.

I got it.

Jim is gonna kill me.

We're better, Bill.

He'll throw a coffee
in my face.

We're better.

Just wait here a sec.

Mr. Daaervk.

This is Dan Trunkman.

And this is Apex Select's

long-purchase
cost share sheet.

Sit down.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I just got
tear-gassed.

A whole canister.

I got caught in the crowd
and in the horses.

I just got shot, all over.

I'm just explaining
why I look so effed-up.

"Effed up"?

Um...

"Fucked."

Oh, "fucked."
Yes, you do.

Can I see your
dollar exchange ratio?

We feel very strong
about our numbers.

It is fudged
a little, hmm?

You converted it twice.

It is.

It's fudged
a little, yeah.

"Keeblered," as we say.

You know that?
Yeah, we know that.

It's an old trick.

The guy's old who...

Fire him.

Uh...

No.

He worked extremely hard
on this sheet.

I stand by what he did.

I'm just kidding.

Jeez.

We think we would be
a complement to you...

not only on this job,
but in the future.

And being able to
look ahead to the things...

that are gonna be
in front of you.

So, how many people
do you employ?

Two. Three of us,
altogether.

How many do you?

Oh...

200,000-something.

Fuck.

Yeah.

But three is tough, too.

In a different way.

I started with four.

Like a family,
when you know
everyone's name.

But that can
wear on you, too.

Uh...

So, this is slightly better.

Bottom line.

So, okay. Yeah.

Are you going
to shake my hand?

I have some other shit to do.

Yeah.

Yes.
Okay.

Who's your daddy, baby?

Who's your fucking daddy?

We got it.

Oh, my goodness.

Did something just happen?
Did we just come
from a meeting?

Did things just get
exciting around here?

Oh, yeah,
here it comes.

Boom.

There it is.
Very nice.

I got you!

I know it's been
a long trip, but rest up.

Monday, we're back at it.

Hey! I'm divorced.

Just like that?

There's an app.

Hey, Jim!

Did you have to fly
to St. Louis
to talk to your boss?

Yeah, that's right.

Hey, Dan,
can I get your address?

Sure.

Because usually
when someone fucks me,
I like to send them flowers.

I like carnations.

And if you make out a card,
include all three of us...

because it was a three-way.

You were my third fuck!

Mike!

Guys!

Oh, man!
Oh, you guys!

I missed you!
I missed you!

Oh, wait.
Guys, these are
my roommates.

Tobey and Sebastian
and Tobey.

Sebastian, Tobeys,
I don't have to tell you...

you've got
one hell of a friend here.

And it is emperlaten

that you ask Mike
about his trip.

Because this cat
had some pretty
major explers.

Yeah. I lost
my virginity! Twice!

Good stuff, Pancake.

See you Monday, pal.
Yeah.

See you Monday, Mike.

Bye, guys.

How are you
getting home?

I'm leaving with a friend.

Is that the, uh,
actual maid from...?

We kept in touch.

Why is she wearing
her maid outfit?

I asked her nicely, Dan.

Silver fox.

Boom! I like that.

You remember Dan?

Hello.
Hi. Pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

We should go.
Okay.

Great.

Thanks.

Thank you, Tim.

Why are you standing here?

Don't you have a wheelbarrow
you're supposed
to be jumping into?

Daddy!
Hey!

Oh!

Come on!

How are you,
sweetheart?
I'm good.

Let's go.
What do you say?

You doing good?
Yeah!

All right.

Hey, what's going on
with this guy, here?

You don't get out
of the car anymore?

What are you, too old?
Hey, Dad.

How are you?
All right.

Come on,
let's get going here.

Good to see you guys.
Jump on in,
I'll be in in a minute.

Hi, beautiful.
How are you?
Hi!

Good to see you!

So glad you're back.

It's been a tough week.

How about I drive?
Yes, please.

Flügelschlagen.

What?
Something I learned
on my trip.

It means, "You have
to fight like hell...

"but don't forget
to catch your breath
now and then...

"and realize that
everything's gonna be
all right."

Or it means "turn left,"
probably.

Hey, you have
your assignment, yes?
Yes.

Because it's due today.

The "Dad" one?
Yeah.

Shit. I was still working...

I wrote it. I did it.

You finished it?

Mmm-hmm.

It's good.

She wrote it in,
like, two seconds.

Can you feel?

Can you feel it?

Now it's coming back

We can steal it

If we bridge this gap

I can see you

Through the curtains
of the waterfall

When I lost it

Yeah, you held my hand

But I tossed it

Didn't understand

You were waiting

As I dove into
the waterfall

So say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!

Can you feel...

...my love?

Bombs away
Bombs away

Bombs away

Say Geronimo!

Well, we rushed it

Moving way too fast

That we crushed it

But it's in the past

We can make this leap

Through the curtains
of the waterfall

So say Geronimo!

Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!

Can you feel...

...my love?

Bombs away
Bombs away

Bombs away

Well, I'm just a boy

With a broken toy

All lost and coy

At the curtains
of the waterfall

So it's here I stand

As a broken man

But I've found my friend

At the curtains
of the waterfall

Now I'm falling down

Through the crashing sound

And you've come around

At the curtains
of the waterfall

And you rushed to me

And it sets us free

So I fall to my knees

At the curtains
of the waterfall

When the world is turning
in the wrong direction

And every wave
seems to be crashing
at your feet

Running circles doesn't
lead to inspiration

When you're at the end

You're at the start again

Time's moving too slow

One foot out the door

Binds you flat
but know that
you're not alone

Take a hand from me

You know what we'll be,
you'll see

If we fall and if we break

There will be
another chance today

Take a hand from me

I believe that we can
find our destination

The journey's just begun

Two is more than one

Time's moving too slow

One foot out the door

Binds you flat
but know that
you're not alone

Take a hand from me

You know what we'll be,
you'll see

If we fall and if we break

There will be
another chance today

Take a hand from me

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Take a hand from me