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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:41,711 Aha! You like it? 2 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,451 Well, everybody join with me. We sing together, huh? 3 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,693 Thank you. 4 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,562 Thank you. Thank you. 5 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:33,766 You want more? You do? Well, aren't you wonderful? 6 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,967 Wait. Don't go away. I'll be right ba- 7 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,977 I'll be right back with the luscious Colette. 8 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,378 Boy, it's a great audience. Best yet. 9 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,546 - They love you. - And what about you? 10 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,715 - I love you too. - Well, give me a kiss. 11 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,658 - No. Turn around. - Not till you give me a kiss. Okay. 12 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:57,321 - You know something? - What? 13 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:00,491 Gapeaux will be moving us up to the Terrace Room soon. The big show. 14 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:03,694 - He's crazy if he doesn't. - Don't say that. He is crazy. 15 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,238 - Hurry up. Come on. - All right. Thank you. 16 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:16,044 Come. Duran is landing any minute. We've got Nice on the television. Come on! 17 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,717 Oh, it's Duran! Come on. Come with me. 18 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,846 Duran is landing. Come with me. 19 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,084 - Okay. Ready? - Wait a second, lassie. 20 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,823 - There is a wee spot on my kilt here. - Well, I'll fix that. 21 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,695 Stop it! You tickle. 22 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:36,257 Hey, we're on. 23 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:58,386 Watch it, Mac. 24 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,688 What- 25 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,462 Hey! Wait a minute. What's going on in there? 26 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:09,524 - It is Duran. He's landing. - Duran! Let's go and see! 27 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,572 Huge crowds have gathered to welcome the nation's hero... 28 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:17,734 Capitaine Henri Duran. 29 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,903 Not since the arrival of Lindbergh... 30 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:22,539 has a flight created so much excitement. 31 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,413 When his magnificent plane, the Victory, touches the ground... 32 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,648 he will have broken the round-the-world nonstop flight record... 33 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,657 by more than 12 hours, a great, great achievement. 34 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,853 You can feel the mounting tension of the crowd. 35 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,588 Is he gonna land in all that fog? 36 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:43,829 Jack, don't be so vain. Put on your glasses so you can see something. 37 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,167 Ah, it is he! 38 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:50,573 The Victory is coming in! Just listen to that crowd roar! 39 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:19,763 And now, on the platform, the distinguished committee of high officials... 40 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,774 waits to receive the great capitaine. 41 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:26,642 Even the air minister is here to pay him honor. 42 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:29,613 In just a moment now, Capitaine Duran will appear. 43 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,480 He has been at the controls for more than two days... 44 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:36,181 and, without sleep, he must be exhausted. 45 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:39,554 Bravo! 46 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,460 The first to greet the capitaine... 47 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:48,125 are Philippe Labrix and Louis Forel... 48 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,399 his associates in the manufacture of these magnificent planes. 49 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:57,068 We have been told that Air Europa has given them a contract for 50 of them. 50 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:01,307 Hey, Colette. Doesn't he look familiar to you? Kind of like somebody we know? 51 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,473 - Mmm- - Huh? Huh? 52 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,642 You know, he looks much like you! 53 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:09,654 That's what I thought, too, except I didn't want to be the one to say it. 54 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:13,556 Good-looking chap, isn't he? 55 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,494 Aha! Here is Madame Duran... 56 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,055 the beautiful wife of the capitaine. 57 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:24,000 Oh, no, no. Sorry. That is not Madame Duran. 58 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,538 It is Elena Petrovna, the ballet dancer. 59 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,700 Ah, now we have Madame Duran. 60 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,902 A situation, no? 61 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:35,038 No. No, sorry again. 62 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:39,380 That is Marilyn Turner, the American movie star. 63 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:43,047 Wait, wait! Let us hope that this is Madame Duran! 64 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:46,057 Ah, oh, yes. There is no doubt. 65 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,218 This is really Madame Duran. 66 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,888 What a giant among men. 67 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,397 Capitaine Duran. Capitaine, please. 68 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,826 Would you kindly say a few words to the television audience? 69 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,200 - Congratulations, Capitaine! - Did you have any trouble, Capitaine? 70 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,673 - What did you think about while you were making this flight? 71 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,914 - Will you give us a statement? 72 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:05,433 - I would be delighted. - The whole world is waiting to hear you. 73 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,241 My dear friends, thank you very much. 74 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:11,875 I am deeply moved by this demonstration. 75 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:15,580 I, uh-I would like to say more, but I'm sure you will excuse me. 76 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:18,317 I am really so very tired. 77 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,326 All I would like now is a bottle of champagne, and after that... 78 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,658 I would like to go to bed for a week. 79 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,632 Who will join me in cheering my brave comrades who have made this achievement possible? 80 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,896 - Bravo. - Bravo! 81 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,903 - How can he? - What? 82 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,671 Look at other women. His wife is so beautiful. 83 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,974 Boy, look at those eyes. Those- 84 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,140 Now, come on, you. Back to work. 85 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:47,811 I've got those too. I've got beautiful eyes. 86 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,651 This concludes our broadcast brought to you... 87 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,520 from the Nice Airport. 88 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,872 We now return you to the studio. 89 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,621 I sure hate to follow that guy. He's terrific, isn't he? 90 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,995 - Oh, Jack. - Yes? 91 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:03,126 - Monsieur Gapeaux-he wants to see you. - He does? 92 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,693 - Uh-huh. - I'll be right with him. Thank you, Andre. 93 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,433 - Right. - Did you hear that? Gapeaux wants to see me. 94 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,203 Here we go, baby, up to the Terrace Room and a raise. 95 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,336 - I do not like it. - Why not? 96 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:16,006 - Because when you want to see him, that's a raise. - Yeah? 97 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,642 But when he wants to see you, I don't like it. 98 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,016 Ah, do not fret, my bonny lassie. 99 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:24,215 The clan MacMartin has never lost a battle yet. 100 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,485 Hee-hee! 101 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:30,325 No! Saturday night, you are through. 102 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,297 Through? But I don't get it. Why? 103 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,130 Because I no longer find you amusing. 104 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,399 That's just a matter of personal taste. I don't happen to like olives. 105 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,238 - The audience loved me. - I do not care about the audience! 106 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,904 - It is what I like that matters. - But business is great! 107 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,971 Oh, please do not argue, Monsieur Martin. 108 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:53,177 I've seen everything you do, and I'm bored. 109 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,482 After all, I have to live too. 110 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,920 Look, Monsieur Gapeaux, I can give you something new. 111 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,185 I've got a lot of other things I can do. 112 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:03,524 If you can do something sensational, I might reconsider. 113 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,791 In the meantime, Saturday night, you are through. 114 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,665 Well, thank you very much. 115 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:16,605 - Sensational, huh? - And it better be better than you are doing now! 116 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,270 Yeah. 117 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,112 Something sensational, huh? 118 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:29,018 Yeah, sure. Any little thing will do, just so he likes it. 119 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,955 Who cares what he likes? Who tells him to watch? 120 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,356 - He owns the place. - Oh! 121 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:38,193 Look, let's not argue, will you, sweetie? Let's just think. 122 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,569 Wait a minute. Maybe this will go. 123 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:49,404 Ah! I'm mortified! 124 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,780 Nothin', huh? 125 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,612 Well, I don't know. I just don't know. 126 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,777 I- Wait a minute. 127 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:12,127 Who is that? 128 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,291 Never mind. 129 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,331 - You really think I look like him? - Who? 130 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,341 - Duran. - What has that to do with this? 131 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,775 Nothin'. Nothin'. I was just lookin'. 132 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,337 Well, you look like him, but you do not, uh... Do not what? 133 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,508 Well, it's just that you do not. 134 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:36,078 I mean, you see, when you look at Duran, something happens to you. 135 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,419 - Yeah. - And when I look at you- 136 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:43,360 Fine. I suppose if Duran walked in here now, you'd run off with him and leave me flat. 137 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,296 No, Jack, I wouldn't leave you flat. 138 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,458 - I'm in love with you. - Mmm. 139 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,695 But everyone is in love with Duran... 140 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,170 and I'm the only one in love with you. 141 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,537 - You see? That's the difference. - Oh. 142 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,701 - No savoir faire, huh? - No savoir faire. 143 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,507 Oh, well, that's just an act like anything else is. 144 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,605 He happens to be the big hero at the moment, a great lover. 145 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,707 - You know something? - What? 146 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,310 I could have what he's got just like that. 147 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,879 I'll show you. It's very simple. Watch. 148 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,754 Capitaine, I trust you find this table satisfactory? 149 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:22,953 - Quite. Thank you very much, Gapeaux. - Oh, not at all. 150 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,292 - Madame? - Thank you. 151 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,476 Mesdames... 152 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,644 et messieurs... 153 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,490 we take great pleasure... 154 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,753 in presenting... 155 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,920 to you... 156 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,055 Monsieur Jack Martin... 157 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,565 in his impersonation of... 158 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,905 the one and only Capitaine Henri Duran! 159 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,040 Duran! 160 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:54,881 Ahh! 161 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,046 My dear friends- 162 00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:59,681 Mimi, Fifi... 163 00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,850 and Celia. 164 00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:05,654 I don't recall your face... 165 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,858 but I'd like to be familiar. 166 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:30,278 It's uncanny. 167 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:46,496 You should at least pretend to be amused, my dear. 168 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:50,007 Oh, it is amusing, Henri, and very enlightening. 169 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,571 India! 170 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,248 Pardon. 171 00:19:57,828 --> 00:20:00,729 Hello. 172 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,446 Eeh! 173 00:20:30,661 --> 00:20:33,596 Eeh! Oh, oh. Eeh! 174 00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:34,164 Oh, oh! 175 00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:44,135 Eeh! Oh, eeh! Oh, eeh, oh! Oh! 176 00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:05,752 [ Squeals ) 177 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,949 Hey! 178 00:23:28,639 --> 00:23:31,904 - Oh, good, good! - What about Duran? Is he applauding? 179 00:23:31,976 --> 00:23:34,809 With his hands, yes, but with his face, I don't know. 180 00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:37,211 - Oh. - Go ahead. Come on. 181 00:23:46,657 --> 00:23:50,093 - Capitaine, I do hope you were not offended. - On the contrary. 182 00:23:50,161 --> 00:23:53,130 We found it terribly amusing. Didn't we, my dear? 183 00:23:53,197 --> 00:23:55,256 Oh, terribly. 184 00:23:55,332 --> 00:23:57,698 I should like to go back and meet Jack Martin. 185 00:23:57,768 --> 00:24:00,259 But of course! He would be delighted. 186 00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:03,773 - Would you excuse me, my dear? - This is quite refreshing. 187 00:24:03,841 --> 00:24:06,639 - What? - Your going backstage to see a man. 188 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,974 Hmm. I won't be very long. 189 00:24:09,046 --> 00:24:12,675 Don't worry about us, Henri. We'll either be here or in the bar. 190 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,446 Excuse me. 191 00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:23,992 Please, his dressing room is just downstairs. 192 00:24:24,061 --> 00:24:26,154 - Monsieur Gapeaux. - Yes? 193 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:29,222 You must come at once. The magician had a terrible fight with his wife. 194 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,894 - She ran off with his rabbit. - Oh! 195 00:24:31,969 --> 00:24:34,904 Will you excuse me, Capitaine? This is very sad. 196 00:24:34,972 --> 00:24:38,635 - You see, he loves that rabbit. Quick. - Right here. 197 00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:48,651 - Eugenie! - Henri! 198 00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,812 My little soufflé! 199 00:24:50,888 --> 00:24:52,981 It's been such a long time. Two years! 200 00:24:53,057 --> 00:24:55,491 Yes. And still the soufflé has not fallen. 201 00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:59,393 - Oh, Henri. I must go now. You will call me? - Yes. Same number? 202 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:03,229 - And if a man answers? - That is my husband. He will take the message. 203 00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:08,271 - Very touching! Soufflé, huh? - I beg your pardon? 204 00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:11,365 You no-good two-face. The minute you think my back is turned- 205 00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:13,535 Mademoiselle, you are making a mistake. 206 00:25:13,611 --> 00:25:16,341 - I'm not the one who makes mistakes. - But this time you are. 207 00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:20,577 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Capitaine Henri Duran at your service. 208 00:25:20,651 --> 00:25:23,882 Capitaine Henri Duran! Do you expect me to believe- 209 00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:27,390 Ah! You see, the mustache is real. 210 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:29,551 It's incredible! 211 00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:32,152 Oh, you've come to see Jack. You're angry with him. 212 00:25:32,229 --> 00:25:35,790 - You do not wish me to be angry with him? - Please, no. 213 00:25:35,866 --> 00:25:38,892 Ah. I take it you are interested in him. 214 00:25:38,969 --> 00:25:41,563 Very much. 215 00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:44,540 Mademoiselle, you should not be interested in imitations. 216 00:25:44,608 --> 00:25:47,133 You have too much to offer yourself. 217 00:25:47,211 --> 00:25:49,941 A beautiful girl like you should have the real thing. 218 00:25:50,014 --> 00:25:52,346 Capitaine Duran, are you making love to me? 219 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:56,079 But of course. What are you doing, my dear, after the show? 220 00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,986 I have a previous engagement. 221 00:25:59,056 --> 00:26:01,456 Perhaps I could, uh, persuade you to break it? 222 00:26:01,525 --> 00:26:04,255 You probably could, but I'm not going to let you. 223 00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:06,660 - Tomorrow night? - No. 224 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:10,063 Well, then perhaps you will come to my villa Saturday evening. 225 00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:13,262 - Certainly not! - You misunderstand, my dear. 226 00:26:13,337 --> 00:26:17,273 We're having a large reception, and the house will be filled with people. 227 00:26:17,341 --> 00:26:20,071 Capitaine Duran, that's a very old one. 228 00:26:20,144 --> 00:26:23,341 I come, and all the other guests have failed to show up, eh? 229 00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:26,747 Oh, it is my misfortune that they all will be there. 230 00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:28,944 But please come anyway. 231 00:26:29,019 --> 00:26:31,078 - Here's my card. - Henri! 232 00:26:31,155 --> 00:26:35,524 - Henri, this telegram-Read it. It is urgent. - Yes. Just a moment. 233 00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,993 - You will come? - I will think about it. 234 00:26:38,062 --> 00:26:40,155 - Good. - Good night, Capitaine. 235 00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:42,323 - Good night. - Will you excuse me? 236 00:26:42,399 --> 00:26:44,594 Antoine just brought it over. Read it, Henri. 237 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:48,934 - For heaven's sake, read it! - Calm yourself, Philippe. 238 00:26:49,006 --> 00:26:52,601 "Regret to advise Air Europa unable to execute contract... 239 00:26:52,676 --> 00:26:55,042 "for purchase of Victory planes... 240 00:26:55,112 --> 00:26:57,637 "pending further tests. 241 00:26:57,715 --> 00:27:00,513 - "Periton." - He's only fooling, yes? 242 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:04,611 - I wish he were, Philippe. - Why should Periton do this? He needs our planes. 243 00:27:04,688 --> 00:27:06,781 Periton is playing a game. 244 00:27:06,857 --> 00:27:10,315 He knows I'm overextended at the bank and need money desperately. 245 00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:13,454 - If he delays signing the contract, we are ruined. - Oh! 246 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:16,465 He will buy our company for a song and make the planes himself. 247 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:19,866 - He cannot do this. It would finish us. - Definitely. 248 00:27:19,937 --> 00:27:23,498 Unless-Unless I can raise the money from someone else. 249 00:27:23,574 --> 00:27:25,735 - But who? - Monsieur Alonzo. 250 00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:29,643 Yes! He always liked me. But suppose he does not give us the money. 251 00:27:29,713 --> 00:27:32,409 Henri, let's take what we can and fly to South America. 252 00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:36,419 Stop trembling, Philippe. If you look like that, no one will give us a penny. 253 00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:41,390 Pull yourself together. If one word of this leaks out, we are ruined, all finished! 254 00:27:41,458 --> 00:27:45,121 Now, come. I will telephone Monsieur Alonzo for an appointment immediately. 255 00:29:26,063 --> 00:29:28,463 - Thank you, madame. - You're quite welcome. 256 00:29:28,532 --> 00:29:31,194 What about the impersonation? Did you like that too? 257 00:29:31,268 --> 00:29:34,169 Well, you're enormously successful, monsieur. 258 00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:36,706 - Why should my opinion make any difference? - But it does. 259 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:39,504 - It's the only opinion that counts. - Lili, we must be going. 260 00:29:39,576 --> 00:29:42,374 - Henri will be waiting. - Sit down, Louis. 261 00:29:42,446 --> 00:29:45,574 - Mine is the only opinion that matters? - That's right. 262 00:29:45,649 --> 00:29:48,982 And if I didn't like your impersonation... 263 00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:51,179 would you stop doing it? 264 00:29:51,255 --> 00:29:53,723 - Well, I don't know. - Oh, don't be frightened, Monsieur Martin. 265 00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:56,055 I'm not going to suggest that you drop it. 266 00:29:56,126 --> 00:29:58,993 What about the captain? Did he like it? 267 00:29:59,062 --> 00:30:01,155 Oh, yes, very much. 268 00:30:01,231 --> 00:30:03,597 He's backstage at this very moment, seeing you. 269 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,897 I know. That's why I came in here. 270 00:30:08,472 --> 00:30:10,906 Tell me something, monsieur. I'm very curious. 271 00:30:10,974 --> 00:30:13,499 When you do these impersonations, how do you go about it? 272 00:30:13,577 --> 00:30:15,807 Do you make a study of your victim? 273 00:30:15,879 --> 00:30:17,314 Well, as much as I can. It's something that comes to me kind of easy, I guess. 274 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,580 Well, as much as I can. It's something that comes to me kind of easy, I guess. 275 00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:24,178 I try to mimic his way of speaking, his mannerisms. 276 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:27,053 You know, sort of put myself in his shoes. 277 00:30:27,124 --> 00:30:31,356 Like, uh- Madame, you are very beautiful. 278 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:34,193 This actor, this Jack Martin... 279 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:37,393 has never met a woman like you before. 280 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:40,335 It will go to his head, like wine. 281 00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:44,170 Yes, monsieur. You do do it easily. 282 00:30:44,241 --> 00:30:48,177 - I suppose you could even do an impression of me. - No, madame. 283 00:30:48,245 --> 00:30:51,612 To capture you, I would have to reach up for some stars... 284 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,617 seek the petals of a white rose... 285 00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:58,246 the blue of the sky over the Mediterranean... 286 00:30:58,322 --> 00:31:01,018 - the sadness that I see in- - Sadness? 287 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:05,119 Yes. The sadness that I - 288 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,687 Forgive me, madame. 289 00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:11,201 When I do Captain Duran, I get carried away. It's a wonderful part. 290 00:31:11,268 --> 00:31:14,362 If I may say so, monsieur, you have brought something to it... 291 00:31:14,438 --> 00:31:16,804 that I don't think you saw in the original. 292 00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:19,365 Thank you. 293 00:31:19,443 --> 00:31:22,606 - Now, if you'll excuse us, I think we'd better get back. - I should think so. 294 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,773 - Good night, Monsieur Martin. - Good night. 295 00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:28,080 I hope I've given you some new ideas to use as Capitaine Duran. 296 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:31,485 You've given me some new ideas to use as Jack Martin. 297 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,648 - Good night. - Good night. 298 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,429 "New ideas", huh? 299 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,597 Dropped this, sweetie. 300 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:52,005 Oh, Jack, darling! This is gorgeous! 301 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:55,409 What? Oh, wait a minute. That belongs to Madame Duran. 302 00:31:55,479 --> 00:31:58,175 - Is that so? - Hey, Colette! 303 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:12,053 Glorious day. 304 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:22,838 Such beautiful girls. I hope Henri gets the money. 305 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:25,000 Ah, yes, Louis, you are in trouble. 306 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:27,168 Today you are a rich, fat man. 307 00:32:27,244 --> 00:32:30,270 Tomorrow you'll be only a fat man. 308 00:32:30,347 --> 00:32:32,781 - Periton! - Stop thinking about Periton. 309 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:36,650 Thinking about him? I see him, there, with Lili! 310 00:32:39,323 --> 00:32:43,316 - What is he doing here? - He's down here for the kill, no doubt. 311 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,852 Let's find out. Come on. Stop looking like that. Smile! 312 00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:49,024 - Hmm? - Smile! 313 00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,966 Forgive me. Oh, gentlemen. 314 00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:55,335 - I'm delighted to see you. - Good morning. 315 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,307 - Good morning. - We thought you were in Paris. 316 00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:01,242 - Yes. What brings you here? - What brings anyone here? 317 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,872 Climate, beautiful girls- 318 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:06,178 and, uh, business. 319 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,081 Uh, business? 320 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,677 Yes. I always mix business with pleasure. 321 00:33:10,754 --> 00:33:13,484 That way my opponents never know what I'm up to. 322 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,252 I must be going, my dear. 323 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,660 I'll see you this evening. My best to Henri. 324 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:23,325 Tell him not to worry. I shall not forget our long friendship. 325 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,335 I'll try to make things as easy for him as possible. 326 00:33:26,403 --> 00:33:28,564 Good-bye. Good-bye, gentlemen. 327 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,732 - Good-bye, Felix. - Good-bye. 328 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:33,333 - Bye. - What did he mean by that? 329 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,503 He says Henri needs money. 330 00:33:35,579 --> 00:33:38,275 He seems to think he's taking over the airplane company. 331 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:41,182 - Is that true? - Yes, too true. He has found out everything. 332 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,584 - We'd better tell Henri right away. - He's at home. 333 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:45,781 - I'll drive. - Good. 334 00:33:45,856 --> 00:33:49,451 I invited Felix to the reception this evening before I knew all this. 335 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,394 - Perhaps I should make some excuse- - No, you cannot do that. 336 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:55,557 - Let him come. Then Henri can talk to him. - Yes, Henri will save us. 337 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,931 - He's the only one who can. - Yes, Henri. 338 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:00,971 And for heaven's sake, take that foolish smile off your face! 339 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:03,131 - But you told me to! - Oh! 340 00:34:38,842 --> 00:34:41,777 - Madame. Oh, madame- - Excuse us, Lili. 341 00:34:41,845 --> 00:34:44,939 The florist, madame. He'd like to see you about the table arrangements. 342 00:34:45,015 --> 00:34:47,506 - He's on the terrace. - Thank you, Antoine. 343 00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:55,153 - Antoine! Antoine! - Yes, monsieur? 344 00:34:55,225 --> 00:34:57,591 - Capitaine Duran-he's not here. - No, monsieur. He's gone. 345 00:34:57,661 --> 00:34:59,595 - Gone? - Where? 346 00:34:59,663 --> 00:35:04,600 He did not say, monsieur, and I never ask. However, he carried a valise. 347 00:35:04,668 --> 00:35:07,296 - Thank you, Antoine. Now, why would he- - Carry a valise? 348 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:09,464 - I do not know. - Neither do I. 349 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,633 - Do you think he has- - Gone to Paris? 350 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:14,610 - I do not know. - Neither do I. 351 00:35:14,678 --> 00:35:17,841 Well, he must have been in a very big hurry. Look at his desk. 352 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,645 - I've never seen it like that before. - Look! A note. 353 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:22,777 It is addressed to both of us. 354 00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:24,912 In Henri's handwriting. 355 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:30,120 You don't suppose... Do not start supposing. Read it, Philippe. Read it. 356 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:38,463 "Dear friends, I failed last night to get the money from Alonzo. 357 00:35:38,535 --> 00:35:41,698 Our dear friend Periton seems to have reached him first." 358 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,831 I knew it. I knew it. 359 00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:46,842 "There is only one hope left- Sir Hubert Canon. 360 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:49,003 "I'm flying to London to see him. 361 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:51,809 If I do not succeed, you may never see me again." 362 00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:53,975 He's going to kill himself! 363 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,713 "Don't worry. I'm not going to kill myself. 364 00:35:56,787 --> 00:36:00,689 "I must succeed. But be certain to say nothing of this to anyone. 365 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:03,886 If word gets back to Periton, we are ruined." 366 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:06,054 "Back to Periton." He's here! 367 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,223 I know, I know. 368 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:14,499 I- Sir Hubert Canon. Yes, he might. 369 00:36:17,941 --> 00:36:20,967 Louis, we are lost! Completely lost! 370 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:23,570 - What now? - The reception tonight! 371 00:36:23,647 --> 00:36:26,707 Lili invited Periton. If he finds out that Henri is not here- 372 00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:30,777 - He will know that he has gone to London. - Exactly! We must see Lili. 373 00:36:30,854 --> 00:36:32,845 - At once. - At once. 374 00:36:32,923 --> 00:36:35,721 - There is but one thing to do. Lili must- - Call off the reception. 375 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,852 - No, that would be even- - Worse. 376 00:36:37,928 --> 00:36:40,123 - But she must make some- - Could I see Madame Duran? 377 00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:42,597 - May I tell madame who's calling? - Oh, sure. 378 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:45,134 - Tell her Jack Martin. - Who? 379 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:47,261 Jack Martin. 380 00:36:47,337 --> 00:36:50,306 She left her cigarette case at the Cote d'Azur. I'd like to return it. 381 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:55,038 - I will see that madame gets it. - Well, I'd kind of like to give it to her myself. 382 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:58,047 - I had a pretty tough time getting this back. - Very well. 383 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:01,107 - There's the actor. - The one who impersonated Henri. 384 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:03,278 - Are you thinking- - What I am thinking? 385 00:37:03,353 --> 00:37:05,446 - Will it work? - What have we got to lose? 386 00:37:05,522 --> 00:37:07,547 Nothing. 387 00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:11,253 It will be simple, monsieur. You just act gracious and charming. 388 00:37:11,328 --> 00:37:13,592 - I don't know. - We will be right beside you. 389 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:16,724 - We will not leave you for a moment. - There. A perfect fit. 390 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,394 - Like it was made for you. - And think, monsieur. 391 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:22,598 Half a million francs for one night's work. 392 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:24,664 - All right. I'll do it. - Wonderful! 393 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,472 On two conditions. First, that I get half the money in advance. 394 00:37:27,544 --> 00:37:29,603 - Yes, yes! - Agreed. 395 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,740 And second, Madame Duran is not to know I'm impersonating her husband. 396 00:37:32,816 --> 00:37:34,943 - That is impossible. - We will have to tell her. 397 00:37:35,018 --> 00:37:37,578 - I'm sorry, gentlemen. Those are my conditions. - No, wait. 398 00:37:37,654 --> 00:37:41,090 - Why not tell her? - Because I'd get stage fright, that's why. 399 00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:44,286 I couldn't give a good performance if I thought she was laughing at me. 400 00:37:44,361 --> 00:37:46,659 I just couldn't go through with it if she knew. 401 00:37:46,730 --> 00:37:48,823 - If we must agree- - We must. 402 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,299 - That I insist upon. Okay? - Okay. 403 00:37:51,368 --> 00:37:55,270 - Okay. You got a deal. - There are certain things you should know. 404 00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:57,933 - Like what? - Your wife's name is Lili. 405 00:37:58,008 --> 00:38:00,636 Oh, yes, I know. Lili. 406 00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:03,305 - That's a lovely name, isn't it? - The butler is Antoine. 407 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,371 The gardener's name is Emile. 408 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,781 - Your chef is Monsieur Popoliniere. - Who? 409 00:38:07,851 --> 00:38:10,012 - Popoliniere. - Popoliniere? 410 00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:13,181 Yes. Your pilot's name is Georges. Your wife's maid is Michele. 411 00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:16,693 - Michele. - She is rather pretty and a trifle forward. 412 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,853 Forward? How far forward? 413 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:22,296 You joke with her occasionally. Sometimes you pinch her cheek. 414 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,459 - Her, uh, cheek. - Cheek. 415 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:27,470 - Can you remember all that? - What, learn a few names? 416 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:30,632 Gentlemen, that's my business. I'm supposed to be an actor. 417 00:38:32,876 --> 00:38:35,572 My name is Henri. My wife is Lili. 418 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:38,376 You are Philippe and Louis. The butler's Antoine. 419 00:38:38,448 --> 00:38:42,214 The gardener is Emile. The chef is Monsieur... Popoliniere. 420 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:45,414 - Good! - The maid is Michele. I joke with her. 421 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,219 - And occasionally I pinch her cheek. - Cheek. 422 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,351 Bravo. Bravo. 423 00:38:50,427 --> 00:38:52,827 Hey, about this Felix, this Periton- 424 00:38:52,896 --> 00:38:55,364 - You'll point him out to me? - The moment he arrives. 425 00:38:55,432 --> 00:38:57,525 - Ah, and what do I say to him? - Nothing! 426 00:38:57,601 --> 00:38:59,694 - You must say nothing. - Nothing? 427 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,739 What am I supposed to do, stand around with egg on my face? 428 00:39:02,806 --> 00:39:05,366 - I have it. Henri has a trick. - Oh, good. 429 00:39:05,442 --> 00:39:08,741 When he does not understand something or does not wish to answer... 430 00:39:08,812 --> 00:39:13,340 he taps his fingertips together so, looks down his nose and says, "Hmm." 431 00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:17,683 You see the beauty of it? He says nothing. He commits himself to nothing. 432 00:39:17,754 --> 00:39:22,885 He does not understand a word, but he looks very wise. 433 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,520 Hmm. Say, that's a pretty good piece of business. 434 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:28,759 - I think I may be able to use that in my act. - Yes, you could. 435 00:39:28,832 --> 00:39:32,029 - No. That is not a closet. That leads to Lilt's room. - Oh, really? 436 00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:34,536 - One moment, monsieur. - Oh, monsieur. 437 00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:38,132 You and your wife are on very formal terms. 438 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,301 - Very formal. - You're kidding. 439 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:42,470 - What's the matter with him? - Nothing. 440 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,946 - Doesn't she like him? - She's crazy for him. 441 00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:47,745 - Well? - To Henri, the grass is always greener- 442 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:51,413 - The sky is always bluer- - The tomatoes are always juicier- 443 00:39:51,488 --> 00:39:53,615 In somebody else's garden. 444 00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:55,817 You understand, monsieur. 445 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,293 - Hmm. - Good! Good! 446 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:07,164 - Albert will take you to your table. - We will see you out there? 447 00:40:07,237 --> 00:40:10,400 - Fine. - Please, Lili, please! 448 00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:12,567 Our whole future depends on it. 449 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:15,339 No. Of course I won't. It's ridiculous! 450 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:18,779 - Just for these few hours! - But why should I pretend that I don't know? 451 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:21,511 Because this actor, this Martin, insists upon it. 452 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:24,748 Don't you see, Lili? If he thinks you don't suspect, it will give him- 453 00:40:24,821 --> 00:40:27,813 Confidence! Make him feel that he really is Henri. 454 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:30,826 - That's what I'm afraid of. - Lili, you have nothing to fear. 455 00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:33,988 We have explained that you and Henri are on very formal terms. 456 00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:36,157 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 457 00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:39,930 As soon as the party is over, he is to go home. He understands that. 458 00:40:40,003 --> 00:40:43,370 If he does not go, we will not pay him the other half of the money. 459 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,000 No! It's impossible. Ah, Suzanne! 460 00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,408 - Good evening. How are you? - Ah, Pierre. 461 00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:54,973 - Good evening, Capitaine. - Good evening, uh, Michele. 462 00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:57,111 - Oh, Michele. - Yes, Capitaine? 463 00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:02,183 Thank you, Capitaine. 464 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:06,025 Not at all, my dear. It's my pleasure. 465 00:41:08,131 --> 00:41:10,861 Please, Lili, if you refuse, it means the end. 466 00:41:10,934 --> 00:41:14,199 - Oh! - Oh, Lili, you are young and beautiful. 467 00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:17,672 - But Louis and I, we are old- - And broken. 468 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,107 Shh. 469 00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:26,312 - Good evening, my dear. - Good evening, Henri. 470 00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:29,409 I, uh, trust the arrangements for tonight have been managed... 471 00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:31,750 without too much difficulty for you. 472 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,450 So far everything seems to be proceeding nicely. 473 00:41:34,524 --> 00:41:36,583 Good, good. 474 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:39,993 The champagne is properly iced and the birds are properly cooked? 475 00:41:40,063 --> 00:41:42,224 I basted them myself. 476 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:46,235 Hmm. I am looking forward to a wonderful party this evening. 477 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:49,136 What entertainment have you planned for our guests, Lili? 478 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,333 - Entertainment? - Yes. 479 00:41:51,408 --> 00:41:55,276 I did have a dreadful disappointment. I meant to tell you about it earlier. 480 00:41:55,345 --> 00:41:57,609 Really? What is it, my dear? 481 00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:01,640 Well, I tried to get that, um-that performer that they have at the Cote d'Azur. 482 00:42:01,718 --> 00:42:05,017 - What's his name again? - - Oh, Jack-Uh, Jack Martin? 483 00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:07,181 Yes, yes. That's the one. 484 00:42:07,257 --> 00:42:09,691 Yes, he's very good. I liked him. 485 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,560 Yes, I thought you did. That's why I tried to get him, of course. 486 00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:17,464 I'm sure if he had known you wanted him, he would have been delighted to come to you. 487 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:21,197 - Do you really think so, Henri? - I am positive. 488 00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:23,330 Uh, shall we dance? 489 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:27,138 Why, Henri, I thought you detested dancing. 490 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,940 I do? Oh, I do. 491 00:42:30,013 --> 00:42:33,847 I do, but, uh, anything to be near you, my dear. 492 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:36,408 - How nice. - Not at all. 493 00:42:36,486 --> 00:42:38,477 Pardon. 494 00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:51,397 - Well, so far, so good. - Yes. Yes. 495 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:54,904 What are we so happy about? Who has he fooled? She knows who he is. 496 00:42:54,971 --> 00:42:58,498 - But he does not know that she knows, so- - So she has fooled him. 497 00:42:58,575 --> 00:43:01,339 Exactly. 498 00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:11,945 Lili, this is a lovely party. I must compliment you, my dear. 499 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:14,684 Why, Henri, you have changed. 500 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,851 - Have I? - Yes. 501 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:20,260 Once you would have said to me, "Parties are so dull. 502 00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:24,164 Let's run away from all our guests, just you and I, and-". 503 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,362 - And what? - Henri! 504 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:38,640 - Come in! - Where is Jack? 505 00:43:38,715 --> 00:43:41,115 Don't talk to me about Jack! I hate him! 506 00:43:41,184 --> 00:43:44,847 But where is he? He's not in his dressing room. 507 00:43:44,921 --> 00:43:47,515 Monsieur Gapeaux, what's wrong with me? 508 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:49,684 Nothing! Nothing shows. 509 00:43:49,759 --> 00:43:52,887 That's it! Nothing shows. Well, I'll fix that! 510 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:56,729 But you haven't answered me. Where is Monsieur Martin? 511 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,132 He's not going to be here tonight. 512 00:43:59,202 --> 00:44:02,000 - He sent word that he's indisposed. - Indisposed? 513 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,905 - Oh! - But the broadcast-the television broadcast! 514 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,637 - I've made all the arrangements. - Television? 515 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,872 What are you talking about? 516 00:44:09,946 --> 00:44:13,347 Jack is such a success, the television people want to put him on the air tonight... 517 00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:15,407 and I said yes. 518 00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,646 - Now, where is he? - You find out and tell me! 519 00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,086 I'll go there and break his head! 520 00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:20,990 If he does not show up tonight, he is through! 521 00:44:22,457 --> 00:44:25,585 He will never work in another nightclub in France, on the continent. 522 00:44:25,661 --> 00:44:27,788 I have friends. I will finish him! 523 00:44:27,863 --> 00:44:30,491 Good! 524 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:34,093 - Now tell me nothing shows. - Oh! 525 00:44:34,169 --> 00:44:37,104 - We will put you on the television. - No. 526 00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:39,265 But you will be a sensation. 527 00:44:39,341 --> 00:44:42,071 With that neckline, you will be the Faye Emerson of France. 528 00:44:42,144 --> 00:44:45,580 - I said no. - Where are you going that you got so undressed? 529 00:44:45,647 --> 00:44:48,207 To the villa of Capitaine Henri Duran. 530 00:44:48,283 --> 00:44:53,346 My dear Jack is going to find out he's not the only one who can get himself "indisposed." 531 00:45:10,839 --> 00:45:13,808 Madame Charlier looks lovely this evening, doesn't she? 532 00:45:13,876 --> 00:45:17,312 - Madame Charlier? - Yes, the woman over there wearing the diamond choker. 533 00:45:17,379 --> 00:45:21,145 - Oh. - Why, Henri, since when have you been wearing glasses? 534 00:45:21,216 --> 00:45:23,912 Glasses? Uh, glass-Oh! 535 00:45:23,986 --> 00:45:26,716 Uh, since the flight. Yes, since the flight. 536 00:45:26,788 --> 00:45:30,383 We were flying over the polar cap, and the glare was blinding. 537 00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:32,950 - Absolutely blinding. - Oh. 538 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:35,588 These are the price of adventure, my dear. 539 00:45:35,664 --> 00:45:39,122 - Oh, Louise. How nice to see you. - Lili, darling. 540 00:45:39,201 --> 00:45:41,601 - Henri. - Charmed, madame, I'm sure. 541 00:45:41,670 --> 00:45:46,130 Isn't he formal tonight? You old fox. Don't you remember Antibes? 542 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:51,111 Uh, oh, yes, of course. Uh, Antibes. Hmm. 543 00:45:51,179 --> 00:45:54,012 I thought you would. I'll see you later, darling? 544 00:45:54,082 --> 00:45:56,175 Yes, Louise. 545 00:45:56,251 --> 00:45:58,515 Henri, what happened at Antibes? 546 00:45:58,587 --> 00:46:01,784 Lili, would you believe me if I told you I didn't remember? 547 00:46:01,857 --> 00:46:03,916 Yes, indeed, I would. 548 00:46:03,992 --> 00:46:07,951 Oh, the Peritons. Madeleine, I'm so glad you could come. 549 00:46:08,030 --> 00:46:11,158 - I'm very happy to be here, Lili. - You are beautiful as always. 550 00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:13,326 - Henri. - Good evening. 551 00:46:13,402 --> 00:46:15,495 - Henri. - How are you, uh, Felix? 552 00:46:15,570 --> 00:46:17,663 - Delighted to see you. - Thank you. 553 00:46:17,739 --> 00:46:20,469 - And surprised. I rather thought you'd be in London. - London? 554 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:23,272 What could I do in London that I cannot do here? 555 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:26,143 - You could be seeing Sir Hubert Canon. - Shh! 556 00:46:26,214 --> 00:46:28,307 Oh, yes, Sir Hubert. 557 00:46:28,383 --> 00:46:31,944 He's a charming fellow, but hardly worth a trip to London. 558 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:35,456 Lili, why don't we invite Sir Hubert down for a weekend soon? 559 00:46:35,524 --> 00:46:38,652 - Oh, but, Henri, he's so dull. - Oh, no, not really. 560 00:46:38,727 --> 00:46:41,321 It's only the way he talks. 561 00:46:41,396 --> 00:46:43,728 Jolly good hunting yesterday. 562 00:46:43,799 --> 00:46:47,098 Caught three rabbits and the upstairs maid. 563 00:46:47,169 --> 00:46:50,730 You two seem very happy. 564 00:46:50,806 --> 00:46:53,001 - Why not, Felix? - Yes. 565 00:46:53,075 --> 00:46:56,010 - Henri, perhaps you could spare me a few moments. - Yes? 566 00:46:56,078 --> 00:46:59,309 That little business matter- I'd like to discuss it with you. 567 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:02,578 - Business matter? - Yes. You know what I mean, of course. 568 00:47:02,651 --> 00:47:05,518 - Uh, hmm. - Henri! 569 00:47:05,587 --> 00:47:08,647 Pardon. You must come at once- the telephone. 570 00:47:08,724 --> 00:47:10,817 - The air ministry. - Air ministry? 571 00:47:10,892 --> 00:47:13,360 - About the planes. - Oh, good, good. 572 00:47:13,428 --> 00:47:17,194 - The planes? - Yes. Will you excuse us, Felix? 573 00:47:17,265 --> 00:47:19,199 I'll take it in there. 574 00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:25,965 - What did he want? - Something about business. 575 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:28,566 - He wants to see me alone. - Do not! Whatever you do- 576 00:47:28,643 --> 00:47:31,168 - Do not let him see you alone. - Suppose he corners me. 577 00:47:31,246 --> 00:47:33,339 - What do I do? - Radiate confidence. 578 00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:35,747 - Be very sure of yourself. - But do not say a word. 579 00:47:35,817 --> 00:47:37,910 And another thing, with Madame Duran- 580 00:47:37,986 --> 00:47:40,079 - You are being much too attentive. - What? 581 00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:42,248 - Everyone will know- - That you are not Henri. 582 00:47:42,324 --> 00:47:45,521 - You may pay attention to all the other women at the party. - But not Lili. 583 00:47:45,594 --> 00:47:49,189 Look, I thought I was giving an inspired performance. If you want a run-of-the-mill- 584 00:47:49,264 --> 00:47:51,129 You understand. It is dangerous- 585 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,696 Pardon me, Capitaine. Could I speak with you for a moment? 586 00:47:54,770 --> 00:47:56,863 - Certainly, Antoine. - In private. 587 00:47:56,938 --> 00:47:58,997 Oh. Excuse me, gentlemen. 588 00:48:01,543 --> 00:48:04,706 - What is it? - There's a young lady to see you, Capitaine. 589 00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:08,944 - I showed her into the library. - Uh-Well, do I know her? 590 00:48:09,017 --> 00:48:12,976 I do my best to keep track, Capitaine, but this is one I have never seen before. 591 00:48:13,055 --> 00:48:16,218 Uh, it's a little difficult for me to see her now. 592 00:48:16,291 --> 00:48:19,624 - Why don't you send her away? - I'm afraid that's easier said than done, Capitaine. 593 00:48:19,694 --> 00:48:23,130 She's quite persistent and might make a most unpleasant scene. 594 00:48:23,198 --> 00:48:26,326 - Ah! - If I might suggest, you are most adept in such matters. 595 00:48:26,401 --> 00:48:28,995 I am? Oh, yes, of course I am, but- 596 00:48:29,071 --> 00:48:32,768 I have never been in the service of any gentleman who could handle them as well... 597 00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,832 coming and going. 598 00:48:34,910 --> 00:48:37,003 Thank you, Antoine. I will see her. 599 00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:39,047 Thank you, Capitaine. 600 00:48:50,325 --> 00:48:52,691 Di-Uh- 601 00:48:52,761 --> 00:48:54,854 I- Good evening, mademoiselle. 602 00:48:54,930 --> 00:48:57,262 Capitaine Duran, are you surprised to see me? 603 00:48:57,332 --> 00:49:00,665 Surprised? I am delighted, astonished. 604 00:49:00,735 --> 00:49:03,829 But you invited me. Or did I misunderstand you? 605 00:49:03,905 --> 00:49:05,930 No. No. 606 00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:09,704 It's just that I thought you had given your heart to that young American. 607 00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:14,112 - Martin? - Yes, he is such a handsome, such a gifted, such a- 608 00:49:14,182 --> 00:49:16,275 Such a big, ugly pig! 609 00:49:16,351 --> 00:49:20,515 But, mademoiselle, I have always found him charming. 610 00:49:20,589 --> 00:49:23,717 - You don't know him. - Ah, you are angry. 611 00:49:23,792 --> 00:49:27,319 That is why you have come to see me- because you are angry with him. 612 00:49:27,395 --> 00:49:29,989 Why do you keep talking about him? 613 00:49:30,065 --> 00:49:34,229 I have a very good reason. You see, my wife and he- 614 00:49:34,302 --> 00:49:36,634 - No! - Yes. 615 00:49:36,705 --> 00:49:38,798 She is very attracted to him. 616 00:49:38,874 --> 00:49:40,899 - She is? - Yes. 617 00:49:40,976 --> 00:49:43,911 And he's attracted to her? Yes? 618 00:49:43,979 --> 00:49:46,072 I'm afraid so. 619 00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:49,914 - There's only one thing we can do, mademoiselle. - What? 620 00:49:49,985 --> 00:49:52,920 We must, uh, console each other. 621 00:49:55,423 --> 00:49:58,415 - This is our vengeance. - Please, Capitaine. 622 00:49:58,493 --> 00:50:02,361 Uh-huh. I was right. You do belong to Martin. 623 00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:04,523 I belong to no one but myself. 624 00:50:04,599 --> 00:50:07,466 It's just that you- 625 00:50:07,536 --> 00:50:10,061 you go too quickly. 626 00:50:10,138 --> 00:50:13,073 Very well, my dear. I will not frighten you. 627 00:50:13,141 --> 00:50:15,302 We have the whole night before us. 628 00:50:15,377 --> 00:50:17,937 What a beautiful home you have, Capitaine. 629 00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:21,039 - What lovely pictures. - I'm glad you like them. 630 00:50:21,116 --> 00:50:23,516 This one-those little dogs, they are adorable. 631 00:50:27,989 --> 00:50:29,980 Yes. I raised those puppies myself. 632 00:50:32,059 --> 00:50:34,459 I can hardly believe it, Capitaine. 633 00:50:34,528 --> 00:50:37,793 With all these lovely women, do you really care for me? 634 00:50:37,865 --> 00:50:41,164 My angel, I cannot tell you what you do to me. 635 00:50:41,235 --> 00:50:44,068 Just looking at you is like a tonic. 636 00:50:44,138 --> 00:50:46,629 Yes, Capitaine Duran. You and I. 637 00:50:46,707 --> 00:50:50,734 - Our vengeance will really be sweet. - Darling. 638 00:50:50,811 --> 00:50:53,803 - What was that for? - You pig! I knew it was you all the time. 639 00:50:53,881 --> 00:50:56,441 You did, huh? You did not. You thought I was Duran. 640 00:50:56,517 --> 00:50:58,849 And you thought they were puppies. Well, take a look. 641 00:50:58,919 --> 00:51:00,910 They are horses. Horses as big as a house. 642 00:51:00,988 --> 00:51:03,923 You thought you were going places. You came here to throw yourself into his arms. 643 00:51:03,991 --> 00:51:06,391 What are you doing here? You came here because of that woman. 644 00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:08,792 - She doesn't even know who I am. - You don't fool me. 645 00:51:08,863 --> 00:51:13,300 - You don't care about me anymore. - Stop screaming and listen to me! 646 00:51:13,367 --> 00:51:15,858 They're paying me a half a million francs for this. 647 00:51:15,936 --> 00:51:18,336 And who am I gonna spend it on? You. 648 00:51:18,406 --> 00:51:20,397 - Half of a million francs? - Yes. 649 00:51:20,474 --> 00:51:24,638 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. Television. 650 00:51:24,712 --> 00:51:27,510 - Jack, the television. - What television? 651 00:51:27,581 --> 00:51:30,345 Gapeaux made arrangements for you to be on television tonight and you're not there. 652 00:51:30,418 --> 00:51:33,751 - Why didn't he tell me? - It all happened today. He has been looking for you. 653 00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:37,382 Jack, he's furious. He said if you're not there, you'll never work again. 654 00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:40,518 Oh, it was the chance of a lifetime too. 655 00:51:40,594 --> 00:51:42,528 - I'll make it. - But how? 656 00:51:42,596 --> 00:51:44,655 I'll get there somehow. You go back to the theater. 657 00:51:44,732 --> 00:51:46,996 Tell Gapeaux I'll be there, not to cancel the show. 658 00:51:47,068 --> 00:51:50,663 - If necessary, you go on first. You better go out this way. - All right, baby, but hurry. 659 00:51:50,738 --> 00:51:54,401 - I will. I'll get there as quick as I can. - Kiss me. 660 00:51:54,475 --> 00:51:58,241 - I would still like to meet this Capitaine Duran. - Oh, come on. 661 00:52:09,590 --> 00:52:13,356 - Ah, Henri. I have caught you at last. - Uh, caught me? 662 00:52:13,427 --> 00:52:15,793 Yes, I thought perhaps if we could step into the library... 663 00:52:15,863 --> 00:52:18,525 we might have our little business talk now. 664 00:52:18,599 --> 00:52:21,932 Business talk at a party? Oh, Felix, you surprise me. 665 00:52:22,002 --> 00:52:25,699 Look, my friend. It is not that important. We will talk tomorrow. 666 00:52:25,773 --> 00:52:29,607 Not important? Henri, sometimes I do not understand you. 667 00:52:29,677 --> 00:52:33,841 Hmm. Now, Felix, if you will excuse me, I must see Lili. 668 00:52:35,683 --> 00:52:38,948 At the casino, really? Oh, please sit down. 669 00:52:39,019 --> 00:52:41,112 With your luck, I can understand it. 670 00:52:41,188 --> 00:52:44,783 - Pardon. Lili, may I speak with you for a moment? - Of course. 671 00:52:44,859 --> 00:52:47,054 - You will excuse us? - Excuse me. 672 00:52:47,128 --> 00:52:49,289 Henri, what is it? Is anything wrong? 673 00:52:49,363 --> 00:52:52,958 No, no, my dear. It's just that, well, you may not see me for a little while. 674 00:52:53,033 --> 00:52:55,968 - Why not? - Felix persists in talking business. 675 00:52:56,036 --> 00:52:58,402 - And you want to keep out of his way? - Exactly. 676 00:53:35,442 --> 00:53:38,343 And remember, you promised me another dance. 677 00:53:38,412 --> 00:53:40,403 I'll be waiting. 678 00:53:46,687 --> 00:53:49,087 Henri. 679 00:53:50,257 --> 00:53:52,487 Oh, Henri, I have missed you so. 680 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,462 - I-I've missed you too. - Where can we go? 681 00:53:56,530 --> 00:54:00,523 Uh, well, really, just now I cannot go anyplace. I-I have to leave- 682 00:54:00,601 --> 00:54:04,799 - You are putting me off. I can hear it in your voice. - You-You can? 683 00:54:04,872 --> 00:54:07,568 You are not going to drop me like you dropped all the others. 684 00:54:07,641 --> 00:54:10,508 - No? - No, not after all the promises you made. 685 00:54:10,578 --> 00:54:14,571 Oh. Well, I promise to keep those promises, every one. 686 00:54:14,648 --> 00:54:17,448 - But later. Really, right now I must be leaving at once. - But, Henri. 687 00:54:17,451 --> 00:54:20,545 I will be back. You wait for me right here. 688 00:54:20,621 --> 00:54:22,612 Will you? Hmm? 689 00:54:25,259 --> 00:54:27,318 What a man. 690 00:54:28,395 --> 00:54:30,454 Where does he find the time? 691 00:55:09,770 --> 00:55:12,204 Ah, where is Henri? 692 00:55:12,273 --> 00:55:15,800 Henri? I saw him a moment ago. He is with Lili, I suppose. 693 00:55:15,876 --> 00:55:19,073 - Dancing, drinking, enjoying himself. - He's not with Lili. 694 00:55:19,146 --> 00:55:21,478 Oh, well, you know Henri. 695 00:55:21,548 --> 00:55:23,880 He may be busy elsewhere. 696 00:55:23,951 --> 00:55:26,476 You all seem to be in very good spirits this evening. 697 00:55:26,553 --> 00:55:30,080 - And why not? - Yes. Is this not an occasion to be gay? 698 00:55:30,157 --> 00:55:33,615 Perhaps. And perhaps it is just a front for my benefit. 699 00:55:33,694 --> 00:55:35,719 Oh, nonsense. 700 00:55:35,796 --> 00:55:38,924 - Then why is Henri afraid to talk to me? - Afraid? 701 00:55:38,999 --> 00:55:43,163 - Ridiculous. - Oh, Felix, Madame Cornet wants to see the television. 702 00:55:43,237 --> 00:55:45,262 Yes, that actor at the Cote d'Azur is on. 703 00:55:45,339 --> 00:55:47,637 The one who does the marvelous imitation of Henri. 704 00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:50,768 - He is supposed to be on now? - Yes, I read it in the Eclaireur. 705 00:55:50,844 --> 00:55:53,074 - This is not possible. - Why not? 706 00:55:53,147 --> 00:55:55,809 Of course it is possible. He could be wrong. 707 00:55:55,883 --> 00:55:58,681 - But he is very bad. - I hear he's excellent. 708 00:55:58,752 --> 00:56:00,845 Who could have told you that? He is terrible. 709 00:56:00,921 --> 00:56:05,221 Well, I want to see him anyway. Come along, Felix, or we will miss it. 710 00:56:08,429 --> 00:56:11,592 - What are we going to do? - Why worry? How can there be a show? 711 00:56:11,665 --> 00:56:14,031 Martin cannot be in two places at once. 712 00:56:14,101 --> 00:56:18,265 But if Periton finds out that Martin is not at the theater, he'll put two and two together. 713 00:56:18,339 --> 00:56:20,364 - He is no fool. - He's not that clever. 714 00:56:20,441 --> 00:56:24,207 What do you mean, "He's not that clever"? Who has all the money, you or he? 715 00:56:24,278 --> 00:56:26,838 He. You are right. We must stop them. 716 00:56:26,914 --> 00:56:29,849 That cannot be the right station. 717 00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:34,149 - Try another. - No, no. That boy is magnificent. Leave it on. 718 00:56:34,221 --> 00:56:37,452 I've been reading about this child. He is a genius. 719 00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:40,857 Yes, the greatest violinist since Paganini. 720 00:56:48,102 --> 00:56:51,037 That may be. But to me, he's terrible. Let me get the right station- 721 00:56:51,105 --> 00:56:54,666 Please, I'll do it. These things, you know, they are very complicated. 722 00:56:54,742 --> 00:56:56,733 Allow me. 723 00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:03,745 This special program from the stage of the Cote d'Azur of Monte Carlo. 724 00:57:03,817 --> 00:57:05,978 There you are. 725 00:59:54,655 --> 00:59:56,919 Moo. Oink. 726 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:06,588 Very good. But I thought Henri was going to- 727 01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:11,256 - Where is Henri? - Shh. He's going to do Henri now. 728 01:01:11,398 --> 01:01:14,663 - So, he fooled everyone, did he? - Yes, but what about you, Henri? 729 01:01:14,735 --> 01:01:16,930 Did you see Sir Hubert? 730 01:01:17,004 --> 01:01:20,997 I went only as far as Paris. I called him on the telephone while we were refueling. 731 01:01:21,074 --> 01:01:24,237 He knew what I wanted. Periton had seen to that. 732 01:01:24,311 --> 01:01:27,337 He was polite, but he said it was impossible to see me. 733 01:01:27,414 --> 01:01:29,439 So I turned around and flew back. 734 01:01:29,516 --> 01:01:31,814 What are you going to say to Felix? 735 01:01:31,885 --> 01:01:37,118 That depends entirely on what Felix has to say to me. He has the upper hand now. 736 01:01:37,190 --> 01:01:41,752 - By the way, did Lili know it was Martin? - Of course. 737 01:01:41,828 --> 01:01:46,993 - She has been an angel. Such a display of affection. - Such a performance. 738 01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:49,194 You're certain it was a performance? 739 01:01:49,269 --> 01:01:51,294 Oh, Henri, that is not important now. 740 01:01:51,371 --> 01:01:55,137 You must think of Periton. He has been trying to see you all evening. 741 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:57,301 Very well, I will speak to him. 742 01:01:57,377 --> 01:02:01,473 But I'm afraid that all I can do is plead for more time. 743 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:07,277 - I think, Louis, that we have come to- - To the end of our rope. 744 01:02:08,922 --> 01:02:12,722 Why, Henri. You didn't disappear for so long after all. 745 01:02:12,793 --> 01:02:15,819 - Lili. - Henri. 746 01:02:15,896 --> 01:02:18,296 You've been so affectionate this evening. 747 01:02:18,365 --> 01:02:21,732 - Have I? - Yes. Just like a schoolboy with his first crush. 748 01:02:21,802 --> 01:02:24,498 - Oh. - But I like it. 749 01:02:24,571 --> 01:02:29,838 Hmm, may I say, Lili, that you are looking very lovely tonight? 750 01:02:29,910 --> 01:02:34,074 - Or have I said that before? - Several times. 751 01:02:34,147 --> 01:02:37,310 Now come along. You promised to dance with me again, remember? 752 01:02:37,384 --> 01:02:39,443 Yes, I forgot. 753 01:02:43,156 --> 01:02:47,058 - Hi. - Jack, wait a minute. 754 01:02:47,127 --> 01:02:49,652 - Where are you going? - I have to get back to the party. 755 01:02:49,730 --> 01:02:51,994 No, you're not going back to that woman! 756 01:02:52,065 --> 01:02:54,590 - Well, I've gotta finish the job. - It's not the job. 757 01:02:54,668 --> 01:02:57,000 - You're going back because of her. - Oh, Colette. 758 01:02:57,070 --> 01:02:59,197 You told me yourself she was beautiful. 759 01:02:59,272 --> 01:03:02,708 Everybody knows her husband doesn't even look at her. So now she wants you, eh? 760 01:03:02,776 --> 01:03:06,109 - Now don't you talk that way about her. She's a lady. - Oh! 761 01:03:06,179 --> 01:03:08,204 - And I'm not. - Nobody said you weren't. 762 01:03:08,281 --> 01:03:10,681 It's true. You've really fallen in love with her. 763 01:03:10,751 --> 01:03:12,085 Colette, don't be silly. I'll see you tomorrow morning at rehearsal. 764 01:03:12,086 --> 01:03:13,883 Colette, don't be silly. I'll see you tomorrow morning at rehearsal. 765 01:03:13,954 --> 01:03:18,220 If you go back to that woman, you'll never see me at rehearsal tomorrow morning or ever again. 766 01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,283 - Would you stop- - I mean it! 767 01:03:25,265 --> 01:03:27,733 Close the door. Nothing but champagne. 768 01:03:27,801 --> 01:03:30,235 If I don't have a real drink, I will go crazy. 769 01:03:30,304 --> 01:03:32,295 I think I will go crazy anyway. 770 01:03:32,372 --> 01:03:35,307 Fix me one too, a stiff one. 771 01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:37,775 Gentlemen, I am leaving. 772 01:03:37,845 --> 01:03:40,109 - Leaving? - But Felix, why? 773 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:42,580 I have found out what I wanted to know. 774 01:03:42,649 --> 01:03:44,640 - But you have not talked with Henri. - Exactly. 775 01:03:44,718 --> 01:03:48,484 He continues to avoid me. And why? Because he has failed to get the money. 776 01:03:48,555 --> 01:03:50,580 - That is why. - You're jumping to conclusions. 777 01:03:50,657 --> 01:03:53,592 - That is not true at all. - Just wait here. We will get Henri. 778 01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:55,753 - He will convince you. - Can we fix you a drink? 779 01:03:55,829 --> 01:03:58,093 - I do not want a drink. - Please, Felix, relax. 780 01:03:58,165 --> 01:04:00,099 I will wait exactly one minute. 781 01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:02,101 - We will get Henri. - Right away. 782 01:04:02,169 --> 01:04:04,103 - Relax. - Don't go away. 783 01:04:09,843 --> 01:04:11,834 Have you seen Felix? I've been looking everywhere- 784 01:04:11,912 --> 01:04:13,937 - He is in the library. - He is very disturbed. 785 01:04:14,014 --> 01:04:17,506 - If he does not see you at once, he threatens to leave. - Just a moment. 786 01:04:17,584 --> 01:04:19,785 - Has something happened that I do not know about? - No. 787 01:04:19,853 --> 01:04:22,947 - Why? - If he holds all the trump cards, why does he not leave? 788 01:04:23,023 --> 01:04:25,014 Why does he have to see me? 789 01:04:25,092 --> 01:04:27,822 There must be something to our advantage that we do not know about. 790 01:04:27,895 --> 01:04:31,854 - What? - I do not know. But I shall behave as if I do. 791 01:04:31,932 --> 01:04:37,700 And you two, stay away. One look at your faces, and our credit will be zero. 792 01:04:37,771 --> 01:04:39,966 Credit-What is it now? 793 01:04:41,275 --> 01:04:44,005 Ah, Felix, I'm sorry to have neglected you. 794 01:04:44,077 --> 01:04:46,136 What is it you wish to see me about? 795 01:04:46,213 --> 01:04:50,149 - Henri, you astonish me. Such confidence. - Why not? 796 01:04:50,217 --> 01:04:54,881 Because I have you blocked at every turn. You are entirely at my mercy. 797 01:04:54,955 --> 01:04:57,389 I know everything there is to know about you. 798 01:04:57,457 --> 01:05:00,688 That telephone call. 799 01:05:00,761 --> 01:05:04,356 Which one, Felix? I receive so many, you know. 800 01:05:04,431 --> 01:05:07,628 The one from the air ministry. What did they want? 801 01:05:07,701 --> 01:05:11,137 You surprise me. Really, Felix. 802 01:05:11,205 --> 01:05:14,333 I thought you knew everything there is to know about me. 803 01:05:14,408 --> 01:05:17,070 - Henri, we have been friends for many years. - Yes. 804 01:05:17,144 --> 01:05:19,738 Tell me what the air ministry offered. 805 01:05:19,813 --> 01:05:21,838 I'm afraid I cannot do that, Felix. 806 01:05:21,915 --> 01:05:24,008 Then I'll call them myself and find out. 807 01:05:24,084 --> 01:05:26,075 You do that, and all negotiations are off. 808 01:05:26,153 --> 01:05:28,314 Now, Henri, let us not be too hasty. 809 01:05:28,388 --> 01:05:33,257 I, hasty? Who sent a telegram canceling Air Europa's contract for our planes? 810 01:05:33,327 --> 01:05:37,320 - My telegram canceled nothing. - Well, that is hardly debatable, Felix. 811 01:05:37,397 --> 01:05:40,525 It is a simple matter of record. I have the telegram right in my office. 812 01:05:40,601 --> 01:05:43,001 I would certainly like to see such a telegram. 813 01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:46,164 I'll be very happy to get it and show it to you. 814 01:06:16,470 --> 01:06:19,200 - Oh, Capitaine. - Yes, Antoine? 815 01:06:19,273 --> 01:06:23,300 That young lady you told to wait on the terrace... What? Oh, yes. 816 01:06:23,377 --> 01:06:25,641 No, sir. She's no longer there. 817 01:06:25,712 --> 01:06:30,911 She became quite impatient, so I put her in the upstairs sitting room. She is furious. 818 01:06:30,984 --> 01:06:33,976 Ah. Well, uh, you speak to her. 819 01:06:34,054 --> 01:06:36,079 I'm afraid that would do no good, Capitaine. 820 01:06:36,156 --> 01:06:38,386 If I may say so, once they have met you... 821 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:40,449 it seems to spoil them for anyone else. 822 01:06:40,527 --> 01:06:42,791 I suppose that is true. 823 01:06:42,863 --> 01:06:45,559 - Very well, I will see her. - Thank you, Capitaine. 824 01:06:49,202 --> 01:06:52,137 Oh, Henri. I'm sorry I lost my temper. 825 01:06:52,205 --> 01:06:54,230 We will forget about the telegram. 826 01:06:54,308 --> 01:06:57,277 - And we will talk things over like friends. - Yes, but, uh- 827 01:06:57,344 --> 01:06:59,835 I know, I know. I perhaps did say that in the telegram. 828 01:06:59,913 --> 01:07:03,644 But it is of no consequence at all. 829 01:07:08,889 --> 01:07:11,187 Henri, you do not understand me. 830 01:07:11,258 --> 01:07:14,489 - And I do not understand you. - What could be fairer than that? 831 01:07:14,561 --> 01:07:18,657 But you are acting so strangely. I'm beginning to think you do not care. 832 01:07:23,103 --> 01:07:25,594 - There is no need to worry. - Henri will be- 833 01:07:27,341 --> 01:07:30,777 Look, that actor. He's back. 834 01:07:30,844 --> 01:07:33,540 - Oh, if Periton sees him- - It will spoil everything. 835 01:07:33,613 --> 01:07:35,706 We've got to get him out of here. 836 01:07:38,885 --> 01:07:40,978 - What are you doing? Go away. - Far away. 837 01:07:41,054 --> 01:07:43,784 - What is the matter with you? - We do not need you any longer. 838 01:07:43,857 --> 01:07:46,451 - Duran is back. - Duran, Duran. I am Duran. 839 01:07:46,526 --> 01:07:50,485 - You're... Certainly. I do not know how, but Martin is in there. 840 01:07:50,564 --> 01:07:53,658 - Martin? But he's at the theater. - I tell you he is in there. 841 01:07:53,734 --> 01:07:55,725 Then you cannot stay here, Henri. 842 01:07:55,802 --> 01:07:58,532 Where shall I go, to his nightclub and do his act? 843 01:07:58,605 --> 01:08:01,369 It will be all right if you two go into the office. 844 01:08:01,441 --> 01:08:05,309 - "It will be all right." - Do not worry. He has been told not to commit himself. 845 01:08:05,379 --> 01:08:08,746 I will wait out here. 846 01:08:08,815 --> 01:08:12,046 - Hmm. - Will you please stop doing that? 847 01:08:12,119 --> 01:08:15,520 It is driving me mad. Say something. 848 01:08:15,589 --> 01:08:18,149 - Felix. - Yes? 849 01:08:18,225 --> 01:08:21,683 Have a cigar. 850 01:08:21,762 --> 01:08:25,528 Bonbons. I never know where anything is in this house anymore. 851 01:08:25,599 --> 01:08:29,330 Oh, please, Henri. Let's come down to business. What about the telephone? 852 01:08:29,403 --> 01:08:31,701 - Telephone? - Yes, the telephone. 853 01:08:31,772 --> 01:08:34,707 - Felix, I have a confession to make. - Ah. 854 01:08:34,775 --> 01:08:37,835 I do not know where the telephone is either. 855 01:08:37,911 --> 01:08:40,709 Always redecorating. Always something new. 856 01:08:40,781 --> 01:08:42,772 I go around the world in two days. 857 01:08:42,849 --> 01:08:46,080 I arrive back, Lili has changed everything. 858 01:08:46,153 --> 01:08:50,556 Henri, something has happened to you. Your trip-you should take a vacation. 859 01:08:50,624 --> 01:08:53,787 Really, Felix? Where do you think I should go at this time of year? 860 01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:57,057 Well, at this time of year, I think a cruise on your boat would be- 861 01:08:57,130 --> 01:08:59,121 How did we come to talk about this? 862 01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:03,465 How did we come to talk about this? Let me see. 863 01:09:03,537 --> 01:09:06,973 I was doing this and you said I should stop because it was driving you crazy. 864 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,770 Then I offered you a cigar, but it turned out to be bonbons. 865 01:09:09,843 --> 01:09:12,243 I said, "I never know where anything is in this house anymore." 866 01:09:12,312 --> 01:09:14,280 You said, "What about the telephone?" I said, "I do not know"- 867 01:09:14,347 --> 01:09:18,249 All right, Henri. I see your game. You're fencing for time. 868 01:09:18,318 --> 01:09:21,151 - So? - You do not wish to make a deal tonight... 869 01:09:21,221 --> 01:09:25,385 because tomorrow, you will make a better deal with the air ministry, is that not true? 870 01:09:25,459 --> 01:09:28,223 Hmm. 871 01:09:28,295 --> 01:09:30,286 I wish I knew what you are thinking. 872 01:09:30,363 --> 01:09:33,730 But I cannot afford to take a chance. Air Europa must have those planes. 873 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,997 My first and last offer, 20 billion francs. 874 01:09:37,070 --> 01:09:39,095 - 20 billion- - Shh. 875 01:09:39,172 --> 01:09:42,938 - 20 billion francs. - Hmm. 876 01:09:43,009 --> 01:09:46,570 Very well, then. 25 billion. 877 01:09:46,646 --> 01:09:48,944 Hmm. 878 01:09:50,650 --> 01:09:53,244 - What has happened? - I do not know. They are still in there. 879 01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,345 Stay inside. I will let you know. 880 01:10:06,867 --> 01:10:09,165 I have to find my wife. 881 01:10:15,742 --> 01:10:18,267 - What did he say? - He said he had to find his wife. 882 01:10:18,345 --> 01:10:21,678 - No. What did he say in there? - I don't know. I think that guy is wacky. 883 01:10:21,748 --> 01:10:23,773 And I'm not so sure about you either. 884 01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:26,648 - You must go away from here at once. Duran has returned. - He has? 885 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:29,211 Yes. Here's the rest of your money. Go out through the library. 886 01:10:29,289 --> 01:10:31,314 Wait a minute. What about my clothes upstairs? 887 01:10:31,391 --> 01:10:35,122 You can get everything tomorrow, but go, please, and quick. 888 01:10:42,869 --> 01:10:46,635 - Our friend has finally gone. - Good. What has happened? 889 01:10:46,706 --> 01:10:51,370 - I don't know nothing. I think this Martin is wacky. - At least he is gone. 890 01:10:51,444 --> 01:10:54,174 If I only knew what I said in there, I'd be much happier. 891 01:10:57,918 --> 01:11:00,614 Mimi, I'm delighted- 892 01:11:04,424 --> 01:11:06,722 Oh, this Martin. 893 01:11:06,793 --> 01:11:09,819 Mimi has never slapped anybody before. 894 01:11:09,896 --> 01:11:12,956 Perhaps he should have paid us for tonight's work. 895 01:11:14,935 --> 01:11:17,529 - Good night, Henri. - Good night, Madeleine. 896 01:11:17,604 --> 01:11:19,595 - Lovely evening. - Thank you. Felix. 897 01:11:19,673 --> 01:11:21,698 I meant every word I said, Henri. 898 01:11:21,775 --> 01:11:24,710 And when I see you tomorrow, I will prove it to you. Good night. 899 01:11:24,778 --> 01:11:27,246 - Good night, Felix. - Good night, gentlemen. 900 01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:29,874 Good night. 901 01:11:29,950 --> 01:11:32,282 See me tomorrow? What did he mean by that? 902 01:11:32,352 --> 01:11:34,377 - Just what he said. - He will see you tomorrow. 903 01:11:34,454 --> 01:11:36,718 Ah, no. There was something underneath it. 904 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:38,883 Do you think that Martin gave the whole thing away? 905 01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:41,189 How could he? He did not know anything. 906 01:11:41,261 --> 01:11:44,788 - He knew how to fascinate Lili. - He certainly did. 907 01:11:44,864 --> 01:11:47,230 You, uh, have not told Lili I am back? 908 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:50,201 No, you are still in London as far as she's concerned. 909 01:11:50,270 --> 01:11:53,603 Then I am still in London as far as you are concerned. 910 01:11:53,673 --> 01:11:56,767 I think I will be Monsieur Martin till the party is over... 911 01:11:56,843 --> 01:11:59,539 and even afterwards perhaps. 912 01:12:14,961 --> 01:12:19,489 - It must be very bad. - Asking us to rush out to the boat like this. 913 01:12:23,503 --> 01:12:25,994 Yes? 914 01:12:27,306 --> 01:12:29,797 - Bad news? - From Periton? 915 01:12:29,876 --> 01:12:32,310 - Something far more tragic. - More tragic? 916 01:12:32,378 --> 01:12:35,142 - Good heavens. What? - I have lost everything. 917 01:12:35,214 --> 01:12:39,241 - Tell us, Henri. Tell us. - It's Lili. She has betrayed me. 918 01:12:39,318 --> 01:12:42,446 - Last night she was in the arms of another man. - Oh, I don't believe it. 919 01:12:42,522 --> 01:12:46,117 - How do you know? - How do I know? I was there. 920 01:12:46,192 --> 01:12:49,753 - You mean you actually- - Yes. I wish I could say no. 921 01:12:49,829 --> 01:12:54,425 - Poor Henri. Who was the man? - I was. 922 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:58,197 - Perhaps we did not understand. - Of course not. How could you understand? 923 01:12:58,271 --> 01:13:00,762 You cannot imagine such an experience. 924 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,831 Last night I went to her room. 925 01:13:02,909 --> 01:13:05,844 I took her in my arms and kissed her tenderly... 926 01:13:05,912 --> 01:13:08,312 hoping against hope she would rebuff me. 927 01:13:08,381 --> 01:13:13,785 But she did not. She kissed me eagerly, fiercely. It was horrible. 928 01:13:13,853 --> 01:13:16,378 - What's horrible about a wife kissing- - Her own husband? 929 01:13:16,455 --> 01:13:20,721 She was not kissing her husband. She thought I was Martin. She thought she was kissing him. 930 01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:23,159 But she wasn't kissing him. She was kissing you. 931 01:13:23,229 --> 01:13:26,665 - So she was the one who was fooled. - That is not the point. 932 01:13:26,732 --> 01:13:29,633 Last night, with him-with me- 933 01:13:29,702 --> 01:13:33,729 she was a completely different woman than she ever was with me. 934 01:13:33,806 --> 01:13:36,798 I've been such a fool. 935 01:13:36,876 --> 01:13:40,141 I never realized how wonderful she is until now. 936 01:13:40,213 --> 01:13:43,478 Now it is too late. She's in love with that actor. 937 01:13:43,549 --> 01:13:46,177 There's nothing I can do about it. 938 01:13:46,252 --> 01:13:49,881 I cannot even blame Martin for what he did, because he did not do it. 939 01:13:49,956 --> 01:13:51,981 I did it myself. 940 01:13:52,058 --> 01:13:55,186 You have certainly placed yourself in an embarrassing position. 941 01:13:55,261 --> 01:13:58,253 It's horrible. That's why I sent for you. 942 01:13:58,331 --> 01:14:04,167 I cannot go back to the villa. I-I could not face her. I'm sailing in an hour. 943 01:14:04,237 --> 01:14:06,728 - But what about our company? - What about Periton? 944 01:14:06,806 --> 01:14:12,005 That is your affair. I am no longer interested in anything. 945 01:14:12,078 --> 01:14:15,536 Oh, Henri. It is impossible. I do not believe Lili would do such a thing. 946 01:14:15,615 --> 01:14:19,244 - Why not? - Every man in France has tried to make love to Lili and failed. 947 01:14:19,318 --> 01:14:21,513 There was never any other man for Lili but you. 948 01:14:21,587 --> 01:14:23,782 She knew it was you last night. All the time. 949 01:14:23,856 --> 01:14:26,757 Of course she did. She just wanted to teach you a lesson. 950 01:14:26,826 --> 01:14:28,851 You think so? 951 01:14:28,928 --> 01:14:31,590 - Knowing Lili, it is obvious. - Think about it. 952 01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:36,191 I wonder. 953 01:14:36,269 --> 01:14:38,794 She did act rather strangely last night. 954 01:14:38,871 --> 01:14:43,240 At first, uh, she was quite angry. Then suddenly, she changed. 955 01:14:43,309 --> 01:14:46,437 - That was the moment she discovered it was you. - Definitely. 956 01:14:46,512 --> 01:14:49,242 Right now, she's probably laughing her head off. 957 01:14:49,315 --> 01:14:54,048 - And I have been worrying about nothing. - Of course. 958 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:57,146 Then perhaps it is time I gave her something to worry about. 959 01:14:57,223 --> 01:15:00,750 - Come, my friends. I will telephone to shore. - What for? 960 01:15:00,893 --> 01:15:03,885 First I shall call the airport, then my wife. 961 01:15:15,408 --> 01:15:18,309 Come in. 962 01:15:20,212 --> 01:15:24,444 - Good morning, madame. - Good morning, Antoine. Isn't it a lovely day? 963 01:15:24,517 --> 01:15:27,247 Yes, madame. The capitaine would like to speak with you. 964 01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:30,187 - Why doesn't he come in? - He's on the telephone, madame. 965 01:15:30,256 --> 01:15:33,521 The telephone? Here. Take this, Antoine. 966 01:15:36,362 --> 01:15:38,421 Hello, Henri. 967 01:15:38,497 --> 01:15:41,955 You might at least have come in and said good morning to me before you left. 968 01:15:42,034 --> 01:15:45,993 - Where are you anyway? - I'm here at the airport, my dear. 969 01:15:46,072 --> 01:15:48,870 I'm sorry I could not get home for the reception last night... 970 01:15:48,941 --> 01:15:51,808 but, uh, we ran into bad weather and we were forced down. 971 01:15:51,877 --> 01:15:56,109 You mean you've just arrived? You weren't at home last night? 972 01:15:56,182 --> 01:15:59,982 No, of course not, my dear. Why? Did something happen? 973 01:16:00,052 --> 01:16:04,614 Oh, no, Henri. No, nothing happened, nothing at all. 974 01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:06,681 Didn't you sleep well? 975 01:16:06,759 --> 01:16:11,389 Oh, yes, I-I didn't even take a pill. Oh, my. 976 01:16:11,464 --> 01:16:13,398 You sound upset, my dear. 977 01:16:13,466 --> 01:16:15,832 Oh, no, Henri. It's nothing. 978 01:16:15,901 --> 01:16:18,233 Good. I'm glad to hear that. 979 01:16:18,304 --> 01:16:20,397 I will be home in a little while. 980 01:16:20,473 --> 01:16:22,998 Good-bye, my dear. 981 01:16:26,545 --> 01:16:30,276 Oh, no. It-It couldn't have been. 982 01:16:42,995 --> 01:16:45,361 Madame? 983 01:16:45,431 --> 01:16:48,229 Michele, ask Antoine to come in, please. Quickly. 984 01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:50,427 Yes, madame. 985 01:17:10,656 --> 01:17:13,454 Hello. Is this the airport? 986 01:17:13,526 --> 01:17:15,926 Control tower, please. 987 01:17:15,995 --> 01:17:18,190 Hello, this is Madame Duran. 988 01:17:18,264 --> 01:17:20,892 Would you please tell me what time Capitaine Duran's plane landed? 989 01:17:20,966 --> 01:17:24,800 Just a minute, madame. It's Duran's wife. She's checking up on him. 990 01:17:24,870 --> 01:17:30,137 - What will I tell her? - Duran told us to say his plane got in this morning at 11:28. 991 01:17:30,209 --> 01:17:32,404 Where do you suppose he spent the night? 992 01:17:32,478 --> 01:17:34,605 Hello, madame? 993 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:38,241 According to our records, Capitaine Duran's plane landed at 11:28 this morning. 994 01:17:38,317 --> 01:17:42,276 This morning? Are you sure? 995 01:17:44,356 --> 01:17:48,622 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 996 01:17:50,963 --> 01:17:55,923 - Madame wishes to see me? - Yes, Antoine. Did you see Capitaine Duran this morning? 997 01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:58,094 Of course, madame. I laid out his clothes, as usual. 998 01:17:58,170 --> 01:18:00,798 Did you notice anything- anything different about him? 999 01:18:00,873 --> 01:18:03,103 I mean, did he act strangely in any way? 1000 01:18:03,175 --> 01:18:05,405 If you please, madame. I would rather not discuss it. 1001 01:18:05,478 --> 01:18:08,777 - Oh, but you must. What happened? - Very well, madame. 1002 01:18:08,848 --> 01:18:10,839 I've been in service for many years. 1003 01:18:10,916 --> 01:18:12,975 Now, I don't look down upon my position. 1004 01:18:13,052 --> 01:18:15,520 I consider it an honorable and dignified calling. 1005 01:18:15,588 --> 01:18:18,421 If more people took their jobs as seriously as I do... 1006 01:18:18,491 --> 01:18:21,460 the world wouldn't be in the hideous mess it's in today. 1007 01:18:21,527 --> 01:18:24,291 Yes, yes, Antoine. What did the capitaine do? 1008 01:18:24,363 --> 01:18:26,695 He was extraordinarily rude to me. 1009 01:18:26,765 --> 01:18:29,700 He didn't shower. He didn't shave. He didn't eat his breakfast. 1010 01:18:29,768 --> 01:18:32,862 And to top it all, he completely disregarded my selection... 1011 01:18:32,938 --> 01:18:36,032 and left wearing a blue suit with a green tie. 1012 01:18:36,108 --> 01:18:38,542 Why, I shall be the laughingstock of the Riviera. 1013 01:18:38,611 --> 01:18:41,444 I've never known the capitaine to behave in this fashion before. 1014 01:18:41,514 --> 01:18:46,315 - Oh. - It was almost as if he were another man. 1015 01:18:46,385 --> 01:18:49,013 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Antoine. 1016 01:18:49,088 --> 01:18:52,785 So am I, madame. But it's a situation for which there's no solution. 1017 01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:55,793 If he apologizes, it will destroy our relationship completely. 1018 01:18:55,861 --> 01:18:58,659 Then I would have to leave. Will that be all, madame? 1019 01:18:58,731 --> 01:19:00,722 Yes, yes, Antoine. Thank you. 1020 01:19:06,105 --> 01:19:08,471 By now, she has telephoned the airport. 1021 01:19:08,541 --> 01:19:11,476 - I will give her five minutes more. - But Periton. 1022 01:19:11,544 --> 01:19:16,038 They have verified my story, and the horrible truth is beginning to dawn on her. 1023 01:19:16,115 --> 01:19:19,050 Don't you think we ought to find out what Periton is going to do? 1024 01:19:19,118 --> 01:19:21,143 She has called in Michele and Antoine... 1025 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:24,053 and they have confirmed her worst fears. 1026 01:19:24,123 --> 01:19:26,591 There's no longer room for any doubt. 1027 01:19:26,659 --> 01:19:29,059 She can barely face the realization of what she has done. 1028 01:19:29,128 --> 01:19:31,858 But, Henri... It will take me about half an hour to get ashore... 1029 01:19:31,931 --> 01:19:34,331 and drive up to the villa. 1030 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,834 The bad news. 1031 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:39,029 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning. 1032 01:19:39,104 --> 01:19:42,596 I'm glad I found all three of you together. I've been looking for you all morning. 1033 01:19:42,675 --> 01:19:46,042 - Well, you have found us. - They told me at the club you had come out here. 1034 01:19:46,111 --> 01:19:48,102 I was afraid you'd sail without my seeing you. 1035 01:19:48,180 --> 01:19:50,205 Perhaps that would have been just as well. 1036 01:19:50,282 --> 01:19:52,273 One would almost think you did not want to see me. 1037 01:19:52,351 --> 01:19:55,684 - Well, did we? - Didn't you tell them? 1038 01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:59,451 - What was there to tell? - About our conference last night, of course. 1039 01:19:59,525 --> 01:20:02,221 Oh, yes, of course I told them. 1040 01:20:02,294 --> 01:20:06,594 - And you told them the terms? - Mmm, yes, in a general way. 1041 01:20:06,665 --> 01:20:10,101 - Then why are they acting so gloomy? - Why, indeed? 1042 01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:14,435 - You do not act very cheerful yourself. - Cheerful? Why should I? 1043 01:20:14,506 --> 01:20:16,633 Oh, Henri, you're an amazing man. 1044 01:20:16,709 --> 01:20:20,805 I bring you a check for 30 billion francs... 30 billion francs? 1045 01:20:20,879 --> 01:20:24,076 - You sound surprised. - Well, I am. 1046 01:20:24,149 --> 01:20:27,641 I, uh-I am surprised that you got it so quickly. 1047 01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:31,918 I'm a man of my word. I told you last night I would bring you the check this morning. 1048 01:20:31,991 --> 01:20:34,459 - And there it is. - Yes, there it is. 1049 01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:37,962 I have always said you had the shrewdest business mind in Europe, Henri. 1050 01:20:38,030 --> 01:20:41,227 - Last night, you proved it. - You give me too much credit, Felix. 1051 01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:46,897 - No, you held a trump card, and you played it like a master. - Thank you very much, Felix. 1052 01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:50,499 I'm sorry I cannot ask you to stay, but Lili is not feeling very well just now. 1053 01:20:50,576 --> 01:20:54,569 - I must get back to the villa. - I'm sorry to hear that. I'll take you back in my launch. 1054 01:20:54,647 --> 01:20:58,208 - That's very kind of you, Felix. I'll be with you in a minute. - Gentlemen. 1055 01:21:01,487 --> 01:21:03,478 30 billion francs! 1056 01:21:03,555 --> 01:21:06,183 We are saved! We are solvent! We are rich! 1057 01:21:06,258 --> 01:21:09,625 - Thanks to Monsieur Martin. - Yes. 1058 01:21:09,695 --> 01:21:13,859 He seems to have played my part almost as well as I have played his. 1059 01:21:39,425 --> 01:21:42,656 - Oh, good morning. - What are you doing here? 1060 01:21:42,728 --> 01:21:46,027 - Came to get my clothes. - How did you get in? 1061 01:21:46,098 --> 01:21:49,465 Sneaked in through the library. Oh, don't worry. Nobody saw me. 1062 01:21:49,535 --> 01:21:52,732 - I'm surprised you have the gall to face me. - Why not? 1063 01:21:52,805 --> 01:21:56,502 What you did last night was utterly contemptible. You knew I thought you were my husband. 1064 01:21:56,575 --> 01:22:00,807 - Sure, I did. We had a lot of fun, didn't we? - Fun? 1065 01:22:00,879 --> 01:22:03,575 Yeah. You know, I wasn't too keen about it at first. 1066 01:22:03,649 --> 01:22:06,174 But when I realized the situation, you know, with the captain gone... 1067 01:22:06,251 --> 01:22:08,412 - and how desperate you were. - Really? 1068 01:22:08,487 --> 01:22:11,081 - Oh, I'm not saying I can't use the money. - Oh. 1069 01:22:11,156 --> 01:22:14,990 - And I was wondering if I could ask you a favor. - What kind of a favor? 1070 01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:19,019 Well, if it isn't too much trouble, I'd like a letter of recommendation. 1071 01:22:19,098 --> 01:22:21,532 - Recommendation? After what you did? - Yeah. 1072 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:24,694 What's the matter with what I did? Didn't you like my performance? 1073 01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:28,934 - I certainly did not. - Well, I'd like to know anyone who could've done better. 1074 01:22:29,007 --> 01:22:32,443 - Oh, you vulgar, insufferable- - Wait a minute. 1075 01:22:32,511 --> 01:22:35,378 If you weren't satisfied, why didn't you tell me before this? 1076 01:22:35,447 --> 01:22:38,007 Because your performance was too good. 1077 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:40,711 I don't mind saying you gave a pretty good performance yourself. 1078 01:22:40,786 --> 01:22:42,879 Will you get out of here, you conceited- 1079 01:22:42,955 --> 01:22:46,686 It's not conceit. I did a good job last night. And I'm proud of it. That's all. 1080 01:22:46,759 --> 01:22:50,092 I just thought you might know some other homes where I could do the same thing. 1081 01:22:50,162 --> 01:22:52,722 - My charges would be very reasonable. - Monsieur Martin. 1082 01:22:52,798 --> 01:22:55,289 - I must ask you to leave. - Okay. 1083 01:22:55,367 --> 01:22:58,097 But if the captain's ever away again, I'll be very happy to oblige. 1084 01:22:58,170 --> 01:23:00,730 Is that why you came here? To make cheap, disgusting- 1085 01:23:00,806 --> 01:23:03,434 No, I told you why I came. I came to get my clothes. 1086 01:23:03,509 --> 01:23:06,103 Why didn't you take them when you left this morning? 1087 01:23:06,178 --> 01:23:08,703 - What? - Why didn't you take your clothes when you left this morning? 1088 01:23:08,781 --> 01:23:12,273 Left this morning? I left last night. 1089 01:23:12,351 --> 01:23:16,151 - You left last night? - Sure. Soon as I found out the captain was back... 1090 01:23:16,221 --> 01:23:18,587 I beat it out of here as fast as I could. 1091 01:23:18,657 --> 01:23:20,658 Then the capitaine was here last night. 1092 01:23:20,791 --> 01:23:24,454 - Sure, he was. Didn't you see him? - Oh, yes. 1093 01:23:25,629 --> 01:23:27,790 Yes, of course I did. 1094 01:23:27,865 --> 01:23:30,561 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 1095 01:23:30,634 --> 01:23:32,829 I- I can't tell you how relieved I am. 1096 01:23:32,903 --> 01:23:35,167 I'm delighted you came back this morning. 1097 01:23:35,239 --> 01:23:37,730 I don't get it. You certainly haven't been acting that way. 1098 01:23:37,808 --> 01:23:42,108 Oh, I am sorry. I'm afraid I was confused. But I'm not anymore. 1099 01:23:42,179 --> 01:23:44,841 It's all very clear to me now. 1100 01:23:44,915 --> 01:23:48,612 Jack, I wonder, would you do me an enormous favor? 1101 01:23:48,686 --> 01:23:52,315 - Sure, anything. - But we must act quickly, before my husband gets here. 1102 01:23:52,389 --> 01:23:54,380 - Okay. - Now- 1103 01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:12,001 Well, Monsieur Martin. 1104 01:24:12,076 --> 01:24:14,510 Uh, good morning, Captain. 1105 01:24:14,578 --> 01:24:19,379 Good morning. I'm, uh-I'm delighted to find you here. 1106 01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:21,475 - You are? - Yes. 1107 01:24:21,552 --> 01:24:24,282 I want to thank you for what you did for me last night. 1108 01:24:24,354 --> 01:24:27,983 I'm sending you a check in the morning which will express my gratitude more fully. 1109 01:24:28,058 --> 01:24:31,892 Well, thanks, Captain. I sure can use it. By the way, what did I do? 1110 01:24:31,962 --> 01:24:35,989 You made a great financial deal for me. What did you say to Periton? 1111 01:24:36,066 --> 01:24:39,126 Oh. I said, uh, "Hmm." 1112 01:24:39,203 --> 01:24:41,831 - Oh, that. - Yeah. 1113 01:24:41,905 --> 01:24:46,399 - I was told you always use it. - But never with such success. 1114 01:24:46,477 --> 01:24:50,038 Look, Captain. I don't know how to say this. It's really none of my business. 1115 01:24:50,114 --> 01:24:52,241 But you're making a great mistake. 1116 01:24:52,316 --> 01:24:56,082 - I am? How? - Your wife. She's wonderful. 1117 01:24:56,153 --> 01:25:00,556 Believe me, she's got everything, everything a man could ask for. 1118 01:25:00,624 --> 01:25:03,684 - I found that out. - You know, she's so crazy about you... 1119 01:25:03,761 --> 01:25:06,252 she just tried to talk me into making you jealous. 1120 01:25:06,330 --> 01:25:10,027 - You were supposed to come up and find her in my arms. - Oh? 1121 01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:14,002 Why don't you quit playing the field and concentrate on her? 1122 01:25:14,071 --> 01:25:17,097 - You're right, my friend. - Now will you go up? She's waiting for you. 1123 01:25:17,174 --> 01:25:20,075 Monsieur Martin... 1124 01:25:20,144 --> 01:25:23,045 will you and your charming Colette have dinner with us tonight? 1125 01:25:23,113 --> 01:25:26,913 We will come to the show and afterward, the four of us will have a big celebration. 1126 01:25:26,984 --> 01:25:30,852 - I wish we could, but, uh, I don't know where Colette is. - No? 1127 01:25:30,921 --> 01:25:34,550 No, she walked out on me. She didn't understand about last night. 1128 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:39,028 - Oh, I am very sorry. - So am I. 1129 01:25:39,096 --> 01:25:42,623 - Is there anything I can do? - No. No, I'm afraid not. 1130 01:25:42,699 --> 01:25:46,601 - Wait a minute. You could do me one favor. - Anything. 1131 01:25:46,670 --> 01:25:50,197 - Tell me, Captain. What's your secret? - Secret? 1132 01:25:50,274 --> 01:25:54,074 Yeah. Let's face it. We do resemble each other. We proved that last night. 1133 01:25:54,144 --> 01:25:57,136 But when women look at you, they-Well, you know. 1134 01:25:57,214 --> 01:26:00,308 And when they look at me, they run for the nearest exit. 1135 01:26:00,384 --> 01:26:02,443 What's your secret? 1136 01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:12,828 - Well, thank you, Captain. - Not at all. 1137 01:26:12,896 --> 01:26:16,798 - Well, good-bye, Jack. - Good-bye, Henri. 1138 01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:22,236 - Oh, Captain. Just one thing. - Yes? 1139 01:26:22,306 --> 01:26:25,901 Make sure she knows it's you this time. I don't wanna get in any more trouble. 1140 01:26:25,976 --> 01:26:28,638 Have no fear. She will know.98275

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